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RuPaul: Previously on RuPaul's Drag Race UK...

[screaming]

We are bringing back one of our eliminated queens.

-Joe Black. -Joe.

-I'm with Joe. -Joe Black.

You'll be representing the UK

in the first-ever RuRuVision song contest.

[all laugh]

♪ Bing, bang, bong ♪

♪ Sing, sang, song ♪

♪ Ding, dang, dong ♪

♪ UK, hon ♪

The winning RuRuVision group is the United Kingdolls.

Yay! [applause]

Tia Kofi. It's still a little regional.

Joe Black.

You came out wearing something

I probably could have bought off the rack at Pridemark. No joke.

H&M. [laughs]

Don't waste my time.

I don't wanna see any fucking H&M.

Tia Kofi, shantay you stay.

Joe Black, sashay away.

-Oh! -Whoo-hoo!

What just happened?

Another day, another slay.

Joe's gone home, and, I mean, bless him.

The lip sync, it was interesting.

It seemed like he just threw in the towel halfway through.

Sometimes it's the way the cookie crumbles, innit?

-Joe. -Oh, Joe!

"I can't be bothered writing another message.

"I'm only capable of so many mirror messages and goodbyes.

"Bye again, see ya soon.

Joe Black."

Literally none of us want to be the first person to go

after we've just spent months waiting to come back.

I just couldn't be sent home in the first week.

That would not have been cool, and I am so relieved.

Can I just say I feel like we need to fact check,

but I feel like I'm the first person on the UK version

to survive two lip syncs.

Does that mean that I'm a lip sync assassin?

Is that official?

Wait till the third one. [all laugh]

Yeah, let's wait for the next one.

Okay, bye, Joe.

-See you later! -Bye, Joe!

-Bye, Joe! -We love you!

You can definitely feel

that we're all racing to that finish line,

and I can taste that crown.

But I am so shocked at the critiques,

and I can feel it on that panel today.

-Well. -My God.

-Ugh! -Wowza.

So Ru apologized.

-She did? -Or Ru-pologized.

-A Ru-pology. -A full Ru-pology.

So how bad must that have been,

if RuPaul, the queen of queens, is apologizing?

She was fucked off.

It's a Perspex steamer.

Steam coming out of her wig. It was stressful.

RuPaul just delivered

what I call a verbal bitch-slap to all of us.

She did not wait seven long months

for us to turn up looking like a bag of trash.

That has made me feel like

I never wanna upset RuPaul again in my life.

To hear that Ru is mad,

even though it was a critique at the other girls,

it still should send shivers down everyone's spines.

Can I say I noticed steam heat rising from her head

when she was talking to you?

Because you came--you have said on several occasions,

"I'm gonna give you a waist. I'm gonna give you a waist

on the next runway."

Like, I don't wanna just, you know, have everyone attack Tia.

Sister, you have also been, you know, told many times

that you need to elevate certain things.

Just very interesting to see, do you have, like, a game plan

or, like, a road map, or anything like that?

I think I was seriously lacking confidence

because of the stuff

that I brought the first time round.

Sister Sister copied my entire look,

but at the end of the day, I wore it better,

I got the badge, so fuck you.

Well, Sister Sister, I just hope

with your new vision of what you want to bring to the show,

I hope there's no more impersonations of A'Whora.

[all laugh]

Anything like that, you know?

No, fuck this. [all laugh]

We're past the halfway point now.

-Oh! -Oh, God.

Let's get out of this drag, mama.

Claws are coming out.

We're all starting to either step up...

Oh!

Or get left behind.

Fucking hell.

Oh!

-Aah! -Oh!

Chaney's got three badges, I've got one,

A'Whora and Tayce have got one.

Yes, come on, bitches, get in here. Oh!

We did it, we did it, we did it!

Where's Sister and Ellie's?

What does that mean?

Top four.

Oh, my God, we were in the bottom!

Oh, my God, yes!

We were in the bottom!

[shouting]

Honestly, Veronica,

why didn't you leave me your badge in the will?

You're not here. Give it to me.

Oh!

It really smells.

Oh, bitch, this ice cream

is not a delicious flavor, trust me.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

RuPaul: The winner crowned the UK's Drag Race superstar

will receive an all expenses paid trip to Hollywood

to create their own digital series

with the producers of RuPaul's Drag Race.

Tonight with Michelle Visage, Alan Carr,

and extra-special guest judge Jessie Ware.

♪ May the best woman ♪

♪ Best woman win ♪

-Ooh! -Hey!

-You okay, hon? -I'm okay, hon.

-Yeah? -Yeah. That's nice.

It's a new day in the werkroom, and I am so happy.

Three badges in a row.

I feel bad, because they'll probably never know

what a badge feels like weighing them down.

It's just so hard sometimes.

We've got Drag Race UK history right here.

-Yeah! -Three wins in a row.

-Miss Thing over here. -I know.

How's that make you feel?

It's weird.

It's really cool,

and it gives you that kind of oomph to keep on going.

Badges starting to flow.

You know, I've got a badge,

some of the other girls have a badge,

but Lawrence Chaney has three badges.

Everyone is looking at her,

probably kind of wants to take her down.

Greedy guts over here.

Share them out. Spread the love, girl.

So, Tia, you lip synced twice and won twice.

You won something.

[all laugh]

At least I won something.

So, like, this week, how are you gonna up the game,

like, with the outfits and with the runways?

Oh, bitch, there's gonna be a waist,

there's gonna be new silhouettes,

there's gonna be fashion, I'm modeling.

Critiques from last week have really fired me up.

I need to make sure I am not in that bottom again.

Trust me, usually I love a bottom,

but not in this context.

But like Ru said last week, you've already said this.

So then is that going to be applied, because--

Why are you coming for me on this day?

Me and A'Whora make up, and now suddenly it's you.

-Well, you know what-- -Jesus Christ.

[alarm]

Saved by her majesty.

What are we doing?

RuPaul: Ooh, girl.

Her majesty done already done had herses.

You know, they say imitation

is the sincerest form of flattery.

I say, show me the money, honey.

And remember, if you can't be yourself,

be somebody else.

[laughs]

Oh, my God.

God! Oh!

What do you reckon it is?

-Impersonation? -Maybe.

Hello, hello, hello!

[cheering]

All right, so the time has come

to put your funny where your mouth is.

Not what you're thinking, though.

[all laugh]

For this week's maxi-challenge,

we're gonna play the Snatch Game.

[cheers and applause]

Exciting!

#DragRaceUK.

This is the best bit. Everyone loves Snatch Game!

People watch this show for Snatch Game.

It's Snatch Game!

Now, you know the drill.

You need to perform a celebrity impersonation

that makes us laugh our padded asses off.

Now, this is your chance to really show off

your charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent.

[all laugh]

Racers, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win!

[cheers and applause]

Right, Snatch Game. Here we go.

It's the one that we know is always gonna be there,

we know what to expect,

but doing it

is gonna be a lot different than watching it.

It can be a make-or-break for a lot of people.

Who are you doing?

So I've got a couple of options,

but my first option

is to do Matt Lucas as Vicky Pollard

from Little Britain.

So do Vicky.

[imitating Vicky Pollard] Oh, my God,

I still can't believe that he said that.

And I was, like, not appropriate.

-A'Whora. -That's not A'Whora!

Not that, not that.

Ellie, like, you're not terribly funny.

Like, you don't have, like, zingery punch lines.

Like, have you just been practicing this so much

that it's kind of in there?

Yeah.

She's definitely not known

for character impersonations at all,

unless she's impersonating someone

she's copying off Drag Race.

So it'll be an interesting one.

A'Whora.

Haven't you seen Tayce's snatch before?

Oh, my goodness.

Yeah, I've had every inch of that one.

Inch to the floor, and I ain't talking about my weave, honey.

-[laughs] -How are you feeling?

Uh, crapping my pants.

I'm not gonna lie to you.

Snatch Game is something

I've always been very nervous about,

but I know it's coming, you know what I mean?

So I'm just gonna go for it.

I switched my character kind of last minute.

Doing Jane Taylor, who plays Kath in Kath and Kim.

And I watched that religiously for over a decade.

Like, I know it like the back of my hand.

my heart's like, you know this, girl, you know?

As long as you can make them laugh, I think.

And something it's better

when people don't know the characters,

because then they actually don't know what to compare it against.

That's true. If they don't know the character,

you can sort of imprint your own style on it a little bit more.

I love these kind of opportunities to be comedy,

and I enjoy not being me, so...

I love it when you're not you as well.

I know, and I love when you're me!

[all laugh]

Okay, bad, yeah, you can have that.

'Ello, guvnas.

Hey!

How are my fake celebrities doing?

Perfect, perfect, darling!

Hi.

-Tia Kofi. -RuPaul Charles, hello.

Do you have a preference, tea or coffee?

Well, either way, I take it black,

so it doesn't matter.

So last week you got some tough love, didn't you?

Ooh, yes, very much so.

There were some good things in there, the performance.

But it's the fashion element that I really took from that.

You've gotta be careful with those proportions.

-Yeah. -Because you are tall,

you have long legs, you got this body,

and you cover it up with a goddamn ice cream cone.

-You've got a fantastic body. -[laughs] Yeah.

Why don't you use it more?

I think when preparing for this show

I sort of got it into my head

that it's, like, I've got to bring gowns,

I've got to do this, I need to switch up things a lot.

The thing is, it's really just understanding

what it is you're working with, you know?

That's really it.

So Snatch Game.

I see a little--kind of a little pussycat wig there.

That is a tiny wig for a big girl like you.

Hopefully you're thinking of Dame Shirley Bassey?

-Dame Shirl. -Yes!

Of course.

Have you done her before?

Do you know, I haven't.

What impersonations have you done in the past?

I've done a bit of Mel B from the Spice Girls.

What made you decide to not do her?

Well, girl groups are triggering for me right now.

-[laughs] -So I thought I'd avoid.

Now, Mel B, there's a lot of things

to play on with that.

But with Shirley Bassey, it's just her grandness.

Yeah.

Use your creativity to make this thing fun.

You have fun with it.

If you have fun with it, we will have fun with it.

All right, make me laugh.

-Thank you, I will. -All right. Thank you.

I feel like if I go with Mel B it's a bit safer,

but at least I can give them

the bigger hair that she wants, right?

Hey, come on down, Ellie Diamond.

Hi.

Diamonds are forever.

-Always and forever, darling. -Yes.

That mannequin there, I know exactly who that is.

Who's that?

That girl from Little Britain.

Vicky Pollard played by Matt Lucas.

That's right. Now, I don't know who this is here.

This is Sharon Osbourne, darling.

Okay. Now, have you done these characters before?

I've done Vicky before in a local pub,

and it went over smashingly.

But I've never done Sharon before,

but I'm gonna go with Matt Lucas, yes.

-Okay. Yeah, right. -Me and my twin brother

watched Little Britain when we were younger,

and we would always take the phrases,

and my mom would go, "Stop speaking like that.

You need to speak normally, speak normally."

And I'd go, "Shut up!"

You know, it would just be,

like, back and forth, back and forth.

-You have a twin brother. -Yeah, Bryce.

We shared our room for several, several years.

I wonder the camaraderie that you have with Bryce,

if you can recreate that in this challenge.

Mm-hmm.

Do you think you can?

Yeah, I know I can.

So I'm getting really emotional, but I know I can.

What are you getting emotional about?

I honestly don't know.

Like, just, like, families,

like, resonate so, so much with my entire upbringing.

It's just like--

Oh, my God, I'm literally such a mess right now,

I don't know what's going on.

What's making you feel that way?

It's just the emotion

and the passion that I have for drag,

and I really want to do well.

And I know that they're so behind me.

They're so behind me.

And my brother Bryce especially

has always, always been there.

From womb to tomb,

from womb to tomb he will be there,

and I know that he's just gonna be, like,

so proud when this comes out.

And I'm gonna do it for Bryce.

Do it for Bryce.

I can't wait to see you out there.

-Please make me laugh. -I will. I will.

I want you to make me laugh the way you make Bryce laugh.

Okay.

I think this competition takes a toll on the best of us,

so, like, I totally get

why Ellie's having a moment right now to RuPaul.

You don't have that support network here,

and it makes you miss them more,

because we're all here for one reason, and it's to win.

All right, it's time for Lawrence Chaney.

All right, RuPaul. How's it going, babes?

So, now, Snatch Game, I see two big orbs there, and--

These are, in fact, some chebs.

-Okay. -Some funbags.

Oh, I see Miriam Margolyes there.

Yes!

She's very famous in America, too.

She's a great character actor.

Yeah, well, she's, like, global, yeah, exactly.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because she is such a character,

she disappears into these roles and can be anyone.

So I am quite nervous about that, because I am quite anal.

And I like it, too.

But I like to prepare things,

especially my asshole.

[laughs]

You know, just to be squelch, squelch.

-Yes, and all of that. -Exactly, yeah.

So I was gonna ask,

how are you gonna make Miriam Margolyes funny,

but really, the truth is all you have to do

is add you to this character,

and it's just gonna be funny.

-Just be yourself, you know. -Yeah.

All right, I cannot wait to see your Miriam Margolyes.

Yeah, I can't wait.

Thank you, Lawrence Chaney.

I've been waiting a long time

to get my hands on a Snatch...Game.

There's a lot of pressure, but it's gonna be fun.

Come on over, Bimini.

'Ello, babes. How you doing?

You've got your RuPeter badge on.

-Finally. -Finally.

-It looks good, doesn't it? -It looks really good.

Now, I think I know who this is

based on the tracksuit and that hairstyle.

Are you doing Jordan?

Katie Price.

-Katie Price. -We meet again, Ru.

Big fan?

I love Katie Price.

Now, will your Katie Price hold reverence to her,

or are you gonna just take the piss?

I think she can take the piss out of herself,

and I think that's one thing

that makes me feel comfortable doing her.

Are you nervous at all about Snatch Game?

I think we've just gotta have fun with it,

not take it too seriously.

-Yeah. -That's what it's about.

I'm gonna do Pricey and do it my way.

All right, darling, I will see you out there.

-See you out there, babes. -Thank you.

Ru seemed to like me

in the Great British Fake Off Challenge,

so hopefully that's gonna be in good stead for me.

But this time, I ain't gonna be selling cakes.

This time, I'm selling the Pricey.

All right, A'Whora, come on over.

-Hello, hello. -How you doing?

You've got your RuPeter badge. Are you proud?

I am very proud. It feels like a blessing.

Oh, good.

Well, let's see if you can be funny now.

Yeah. With the challenge, as soon as I go into it,

I'm like, right, your life depends on this,

and I just go for it full balls every time.

Does that make sense?

Yeah, I was just confused.

I've never heard the term "full balls."

-Yeah, like, you know-- -Full balls.

-Is that a common term? -It's a northern thing.

-Oh, full balls. -Yeah.

[laughs]

So let's talk Snatch Game.

Yeah, so it's Louie Spence.

Oh, yes, I've seen on YouTube, dancing down the street.

Yeah, he became a bit of a reality star

for being the most campiest person you've ever seen.

Yes.

Like, over the top. Like, gay. Gay!

This is gonna be a real challenge

for you to come out of your comfort zone...

-Yeah. -And find that rhythm.

But do you take yourself too seriously?

I don't take myself seriously,

but, like, in certain situations

I just become so, like, caught up in my head.

As George, I'm not confident, period.

Like, I'm not--even, like, now, I dress the way I do

because I feel like this is my image that I need to portray.

I'm gonna get upset.

But...

I feel like I just rely on an image quite a lot.

[sobs]

And it's the same with my drag.

Like, I was so scared to do this with you,

because I'm not-- I don't feel like I'm this

unless I've got it on.

Does that make sense?

I can feel you finding your right balance.

But don't lose contact with that emotional self.

That's part of you, too. You know what?

Just now, just now...

you just became very powerful,

because you showed that vulnerability.

That's full of balls.

The balls are full.

Seeing A'Whora talk to Ru,

I genuinely feel really proud of her.

-Love you. -Thank you, doll.

Now it's like, oh, my God,

she's a human person

with thoughts, feelings, and emotions,

and I kind of love that.

All right, listen up, queens.

In a moment, you'll head to the Snatch Game set,

where you will meet our celebrity contestants:

Michelle Visage

and the GC herself, Gemma Collins.

-Whoa! -Oh!

Oh, my God.

[imitating Gemma Collins] Darren?

Darren, I've got very expensive hair, Darren!

-It's fucking frazzled! -Frazzled!

Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

See ya!

Thanks, Ru!

[theme music plays]

Hello, UK.

It's time to play the Snatch Game.

Let's meet our contestants.

She's an actor, singer, and producer.

Michelle, is there anything you won't do for money?

[all laugh]

Up next, she's a shy librarian from Essex.

Please welcome Gemma Collins!

Hi, honey.

Now, are you a Drag Race fan, Gemma?

Please don't swear at me again, Ru.

[all laugh]

The GC is in the house.

Are you ready to meet our stars?

-Yes. -Bring it on.

All right, here we go.

Now, some call her Scary Spice.

I just call her hot.

It's Mel B!

Oh, hello, Ru!

Are you still Scary?

Oh, I'm scary as fuck, mate. Grr!

[all laugh]

All right, moving on.

Psychic to the stars, Sally Morgan.

Sally, I have a question. What am I thinking right now?

OH, I'm seeing a very big role in your future.

Very big role. Oh.

It's got cheese and 'am on it.

[all laugh]

-She's good. -Yeah.

All right, up next, we've got Miriam Margolyes.

For those of you that don't know who I am,

you can only describe me as a thespian lesbian.

Thank you.

Up next,

from Little Britain, it's Matt Lucas,

or should I say Vicky Pollard?

Now, I see you all over the TV.

-Bake Off. -Bake Off.

Yeah, yeah, and I love cakes as well.

Love cakes. I do.

You can have some of my buns if you want.

Freshly baked at the lovin' muffin.

My favorite.

All right, up next, it's Kath and Kim's Jane Turner.

How you going?

Hello, Ru, how are you, you great hunk of spunk?

Oh, you. She just knows exactly what to say to me.

All right, up next

we've got dancer, choreographer Louie Spence.

Hi, Louie.

[with lisp] I didn't even know I was gonna be here today.

I feel like ecstatic.

Ecstatic and ready to get dancing!

Dance now. Come on, let's do this!

I'm ready for the Snatch Game!

I knew he was gonna do that.

And tabloid royalty Katie Price is here!

Is it cold in here or is it just my nipples?

[all laugh]

-You know what they say, Ru. -What is that?

The nipples are the eyes of the face.

[all laugh]

And you've got gorgeous nipples.

[laughs]

All right, celebrities, are you ready to play the game?

-Yes! -Yes!

Ready, ready. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

All right, now, Gemma, Michelle, here are the rules.

I ask the question, you give an answer

that you think will match our stars.

-Sound like fun? -Yes.

All right, here we go.

Alan Carr is on the trendy new gay men's diet.

Ooh!

The only thing he puts in his mouth

is lettuce and blank.

It looks like the celebrities are all ready.

Hey, let's go to Michelle Visage.

The only thing he puts in his mouth

is lettuce and...

Spotted dick.

-Spotted dick. -Yeah.

Now, being American, I have no idea what that is.

It's like a sticky toffee pudding, only with raisins.

That sounds fantastic.

Gemma, when's the last time you had a spotted dick?

-Last night. -Really?

With extra custard.

[all laugh]

All right, let's see if we've got spotted dick

over here with the celebrities.

Mel B, do you have a spotted dick?

Well, I think technically, if memory serves me right,

this could be a match, because I've redacted the second part

and just written Eddie Murphy.

Oh, Eddie Murphy. Is that spotted dick?

[buzzer] Gee, that's not a match.

Let's move on down. Miriam Margolyes.

My answer is cream.

Cream. Well, you got half of it right.

Well, it reminds me, Ru, of in my early days

I met Laurence Olivier for the very first time,

and I creamed my knickers.

No, genuinely, I was frothing at the gash.

Something came over me.

I think I thought it was him.

Well, we're looking for spotted dick.

Thank you so much, Miriam, for that very descriptive answer.

Let's move on down to Louie Spence.

I said air, because he's a fat bastard.

Oh. Air.

Louie!

Lettuce and air. Not a match, Michelle.

Katie Price, we're looking for spotted dick.

As you know, Ru, you might have heard in the press,

I've had a hectic year.

My implants got held at gunpoint in South Africa.

Did they?

I walked in the stables

and caught my horse cheating on me again.

[all laugh]

So I didn't have time to write anything.

[all laugh]

All right, next question is for Gemma Collins.

Did you hear? Michelle Visage is opening up her own chippie.

If you can blank the first battered sausage,

the second one is free.

Now, I'm imagining that's a fish and chips place.

-Yes. I'm so proud of you! -Yeah. Okay.

So here we go. What say you, Gemma?

Swallow.

If you can swallow the first battered sausage,

the second one is free.

Do you ever swallow battered sausages?

It's my favorite thing to do.

Oh, is it? [laughs]

What say you, psychic Sally?

So I actually gave the answer of--

I've got a message for someone!

Oh, oh, it's happening, it's happening!

-It's for you, Michelle. -Oh!

It's your great-granddad.

He said, "Cover up, you slag, it's cold!"

[all laugh]

Sorry, Great-Granddad.

And we did halfway through "swallow"

before I got possessed.

So, oh. Swa-swa-swa--

A swa--uh!

Swa-swa-swallow.

I think that's a match. Judges?

It is a match. Yes! You've got a match!

[bell dings] We got a match!

Gemma Collins.

I knew this was going to happen.

Let's move on down to Matt Lucas.

We're looking for swallow. You're familiar?

Oh, I swallow all the time, you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I didn't write that, no.

I actually wrote "toss off."

-Toss off. -Toss off.

Now, that's a term I've heard before.

I don't know what that means.

-Toss off? -Wank.

Oh, yes.

[buzzer] Not a match.

Well, it doesn't even matter, so shut up anyways. God!

Oh, oh, yeah, oh, sorry. No, never mind me.

Let's move on down to Jane Turner.

I am absolutely ecstatic, Ru.

I could feel it in my waters that I was gonna get this right.

Swallow whole.

-Swallow whole! -Ahh.

Yes, you know what I mean?

I love me a good sausage.

I've been talking about it all night.

I'm bloody obsessed, you know?

You've got another match. Well done.

All right, the next question is for Gemma Collins.

The outrageous Gemma Collins

may have gone too far this time.

She's started to rhinestone her blank.

Now, you think about that,

and, stars, go ahead and write your answer.

What could it be?

All right, GC, here we go.

I have been rhinestoning my whole family.

Even the ones that are dead in the coffins.

[all laugh]

I know them very well.

Okay, now let's go to our celebrities

and see if we got any matches for Gemma Collins.

All right, starting with Mel B.

-Ooh! -Mel B!

I'll try anything, so I just wrote "minge."

Now, what have you done to your minge, Scary Spice?

Oh, I've blinged it up, I've Afroed it out,

and I've rhinestoned it meself, dear. Ooh.

You should have a go down there.

Try a bit of ball.

Do you remember me and Eddie Murphy?

Well, maybe later, maybe later.

[buzzer] Not a match for Gemma.

All right, let's move on down to psychic Sally.

Well, I said frazzled hair, which is dead.

Frazzled. Darren? Darren!

Now, do you keep in touch with Darren?

-Well, my assistant does. -[laugh]

You know, the GC's a very busy girl.

[buzzer] That's not a match for the GC.

All right, let's move on down to Matt Lucas.

Well, Ru, I'm so glad you asked this question,

because me and Gemma Collins actually go way back,

and we used to go clubbing, like, a lot of the time.

And we used to go to the toilets,

and we'd see all these men,

and I'm thinking, hey, why are we in these toilets?

And then she would take out her rhinestone gun

and she'd rhinestone the bell ends.

-The balance. -The bell ends.

The bell ends.

The end of it that looks like a bell.

-You know what I mean? -Oh, yeah. Yes, yes.

Now, that I'm familiar with.

Let's go to the judges and see what they say.

Uh, the judges say no way.

[buzzer] [laughs]

Katie Price, Katie Price, what say you?

Well, Gemma was actually

banging on my dressing room door earlier on.

-Really? -I let her out eventually.

[all laugh]

But she told me

she's rhinestoned her range of Katie Price's rompin rabbits.

Rompin rabbit. What is that?

Well, you put it in your... [speaking gibberish].

Oh! It's a little personal vibrator.

[buzzer] Not a match, unfortunately.

If you are looking for a bell end, though,

-there's six here. -Okay.

[all laugh]

All right, our next question is for Michelle Visage,

and it is a video question

from Donald Trump and Margaret Thatcher.

Huge news, Ru, huge.

Me and the little Iron Lady,

we're going into business together.

Quite right!

Me and Donald are launching a new dating app.

Here's the catch.

To sign up,

you gotta prove that you're blank.

I'm dribbling.

All right.

Hmm, what could it be?

Okay, Michelle, Trump and Thatcher

are launching a new dating app.

To sign up, you gotta prove you're...

An absolute bell end.

Now, I know what that is.

-Do you? -Yes.

It's the bit at the end.

-That's it. -You're watching the BBC.

[all laugh]

All right, let's go to our celebrities. Mel B.

Funny you mention the BBC,

because the last BBC that I was on was Eddie Murphy,

and he got me pregnant.

Honestly!

I didn't write bell end,

but I'm familiar with Trump and Thatcher.

-Yeah. -So I just wrote "white."

Maybe a white bell end? I don't know.

-Sure. -Sure, okay.

Well, Mel B, not a match for Michelle Visage.

All right, let's move on down to Miriam.

I put that you have to prove you're not a foolish bastard.

The pair of them.

Foolish bastards!

And all I can say to add to that

is assholes will be assholes

and you're meant to just shit it out and get on with it.

Okay, all right. [buzzer]

Not a match for you, Michelle.

All right, let's move on down to Jane Turner.

I'm thinking I like, you know, a real chook,

a real good hunk of spunk, a real foxy moron.

Or I like a bit of beefcake, you know what I mean?

-Yes. -Just really into the sport.

So I do like to look for a real chookie man.

"A real chook." Isn't a chook a chicken?

Excuse me, Ru, you're talking about my Chookie Nick?

-Yeah. [laughs] -Do I look chookie, Ru?

Do I look chookie to you?

No, I don't mean to insult you or anything.

It's all right. That's all right.

Let's move on down to Louie Spence.

Well, I wrote that you have to be completely flexible!

[all laugh] Just like me!

I'm so fucking flexible!

I mean, my limbs are everywhere!

Look at this!

Oh, boy. Wow!

Honestly, that's what you get from dance class.

Goodness. Yeah, I can see your bell end from here.

[laughs]

-Not a match for you, Michelle. -No.

But did you really think you were gonna get one?

-Absolutely not. -[laughs]

I had no hope.

[buzzer, animal chittering]

Oh, that sound of a rabid honey badger

means that we are out of time.

And the winner of Snatch Game is...

the French! C'est la vie!

[cheering]

Thanks, Gemma!

Thank you, Michelle Visage.

Thank you!

Thank you, celebrities.

We'll see you next time on the Snatch Game.

Whoo!

See you later!

You're never alone, my darlings.

Oh, yes, we're back, we're back, we're back again!

Elimination day.

Ooh.

It's a new day in the werkroom.

The Snatch Game is done. We can't change it now.

Our performances are gonna stick with us

for the rest of our life.

How are you feeling this morning?

Oh, rancid, you know?

Say what you mean.

I know, exactly. I'll be honest, I promise.

I'm just nervous that I've bombed the Snatch Game.

Why is it always that the comedy queens bomb the Snatch Game?

I feel very insecure.

That's okay. You've got three badges on.

-I know. -Get out of your head.

I have no badges on.

I'm allowed to be a crazy person.

Lawrence holds himself to a really high standard.

I totally get it, but now is not the time.

Hon, we're at the halfway point, and I don't have a badge.

It's fucking terrifying.

I feel like because I'm, like, a figurehead

in the, like, Glasgow gay scene,

I need to be strong and be that perfect person.

Need to be, like, whoosh.

You don't have to put on an armor

just to show people that you're strong.

You can also feel sad that you didn't do your best.

There's nothing wrong with being human

just because you've got a face full of makeup on.

Yeah, you're right.

I mean, normally when I'm trying to get something out my system,

I just have a shit, but, um...

[both laugh]

Fucking hell.

Speaking of shit, look at these eyebrows.

Heh heh heh heh.

Ellie, I seen the run-through,

seeing you kind of--

girl, you broke down hard.

Yeah. I feel like Bryce was the triggering word.

-Oh, completely. -Yeah.

Bryce was, like,

always from the beginning really, really supportive.

Like, I'd get picked on at school for doing it

and stuff like that, and he'd always be the one

to be, like, wait, uh, you know what I mean?

I knew I was always different.

My brothers, they liked the football

and they liked playing outdoor sports and games,

where I wanted to play dress-up and sew outfits for Barbies.

My dad, he didn't like playing with Barbies.

Growing up, I, like, really didn't have

a good upbringing with my dad.

And when I first started doing drag,

I would just do it in my bedroom,

like, 12:00 at night.

No one would know about it.

I would be very, very quiet, hush-hush.

Mm-hmm.

And I remember, like, vividly,

like, my dad, like, finding everything one day.

Like, you feel outed.

Yeah, well, I was kind of--

well, I was kicked-outed.

Having a queer son was such a shock to my dad.

I just felt horrible.

It didn't feel good at all

to, like, have my dad penalize me

for something that I can't help.

We got in the car and he was, like,

"Well, you can either stay in the car

"and live under my house and my rules,

or you can get out and live your life."

And I was, like, see ya later, doll.

Adios, amigo.

I'm laughing because that's how I cope with it.

But at the time, like...

you don't fucking do that to your kid,

do you know what I mean?

I just never had a good relationship with my dad.

Mam was like, "You need to come back home,

to be in a family, to grow up into a family."

And then once you move out,

that's your own decision what you want to do.

And I had to force myself

to not be as feminine or as camp or whatever.

But then after a couple of months, we got the drag back.

It was the sort of thing where my dad talked to my mum

and he was sort of, like, it's either me or him.

And my mum was, like, ciao, bella.

Yeah! Oh, my God.

She took my side and was like,

"You're not gonna tell your son how to live."

-Exactly! -Like, this is who he is.

That's the last thing you should be hearing,

kind of that stuff.

It should all be love and support,

and you shouldn't have to go around

and dim your light for anyone.

It shouldn't have got to that stage,

where my dad had to say that stuff to me

when I was really young.

But he did, and my mum put her foot down.

It was inspiring,

because it gave me the momentum to push forward

and, like, live my best life.

How is your relationship with your dad now?

Just before leaving for the show,

we went out for brunch,

and I just explained everything, how I felt.

And at the time, I was, like, no Fs given.

I was, like, I'm gonna tell you exactly how I feel

and how my upbringing was

and how you treated me when I was younger.

And it was tears and apologies left, right, and center.

I mean, I still don't completely think

he really understands drag and what I do and who I am.

But I want to have a relationship with him,

so hopefully that can happen.

And I'm glad that I'm standing in front of this camera

on RuPaul's Drag Race UK, Season 2,

at the age of 21,

knowing how to do hair, sew, pad my body, and look la fierce!

But it starts from within, doesn't it?

-Completely. Absolutely. -Just like anything.

If you can't love yourself--

How in the hell you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get a gay man?

Can I get one, too?

-Gay men! -[laughs]

Can I have the vegan option, please?

[laughs]

[RuPaul laughs]

♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe, let your whole body talk ♪

And what?

Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race UK.

Michelle Visage.

Now, did you learn anything from Gemma Collins yesterday?

I demand a recount!

[all laugh]

The super-spexy Alan Carr.

Now, Alan, can you do any impressions?

No, but I can put my fist in my blank.

[all laugh]

You're insatiable.

I know.

She's on the download.

Podcast queen and singing sensation Jessie Ware is here.

Hi, Ru.

Now, Jessie, have you seen our show before?

Yeah, a little bit.

I've seen, you know, Seasons 1 to 12,

and UK Drag Race and All Stars.

Yeah, a little bit.

And you chose to come anyway?

Are you crazy? I love you!

[all laugh]

-We're happy to have you here. -Thank you.

This week we challenged our queens

to snatch our attention

with their funniest celebrity impersonations.

And tonight on the runway, category is Pre-Herstoric,

drag from one million years B.C.

Ahh. I remember it well.

I know. Wasn't it fun then?

So fun. All those bones.

Racers, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win!

♪ Can you feel the love? ♪

RuPaul: First up, A'Whora.

Ru, do you think that corset is boned?

[all laugh]

I'm serving you cavewoman sex.

I've got my bony tits, my bony hips,

my fur is dragging, and this bear is growling.

Putting the "mouth" into "wooly mammouth."

This outfit is one of the most intricate things

I've ever made.

I had it 3D-printed

to every contour of my body through a scanner.

This mask is even shaped

to every dimension of my drag makeup.

I have given you everything on this runway.

There ain't an ounce of me left on these bones.

What do you call that, a mega-sore-ass?

[all laugh]

Up next, Tayce.

Ooh, I bet she's a rock destroyer.

[all laugh]

Tayce: I'm serving you voodoo priestess,

witch doctor,

tribal queen realness, honey.

I've got nails out to here.

How do I wipe my ass? I don't know, but I did it.

Rraah!

-Ooh! -Oh!

I'm stomping down this runway.

I am feral, I'm crawling,

and I'm giving you Lion King for your nerve.

There's drool flying out of my mouth.

Excuse me. Do you speak hieroglyphics?

[all laugh]

RuPaul: Oh, brother. It's Sister Sister.

Oh, bee 'ive.

[all laugh]

Sister Sister: I am serving a twist

on a nineties supermodel, cavewoman diva.

My hair is to the ceiling.

-If looks could road kill. -[laughs]

I am stomping this runway with my pussycat Bonian.

She's as skinny as I am.

Oh, we haven't eaten in weeks.

Rreer.

Now that's what I call a dry pussy.

[all laugh]

Michelle: Very.

RuPaul: Up next, Tia Kofi.

She's serving erectile dysfunction.

[all laugh]

Tia: I am serving you a pterodactyl on the runway.

You okay, hon? You're looking a little beaky.

[laughs]

Campery? Yes.

Am I serving you body? Absolutely.

Have I elevated my look?

There are thousands of rhinestones on this,

so, yes, I have.

I'm unflappable.

Alan: I'll get the bill. [all laugh]

RuPaul: Up next, Bimini Bon-Boulash.

I can see her single-cell organism!

Bimini: I'm going as bacteria, because why the fuck not?

It isn't what you'd think straightaway

when you think of prehistoric,

but we all started somewhere.

RuPaul: She's living in a bacterial world,

and she is a bacterial girl.

I'm under a microscope.

You're looking at a petri dish,

and the bacteria is floating down that runway.

If you don't get it straightaway, read a book.

Be a braid, Be very a braid.

[all laugh]

RuPaul: Up next, Lawrence Chaney.

Oh, look at that wizard sleeve.

[all laugh]

Lawrence: I'm giving you pure cavewoman realness.

Smile.

I've got my pearly-white teeth

that have fallen out and decayed.

Yabba-dabba-do brush your teeth.

My tiger print is hugging my hourglass figure.

I'm putting the "ass" in Jurassic.

She's looking a bit long in the saber tooth.

[all laugh]

RuPaul: Up next, Ellie D, Ellie Diamond.

Ooh, I just got a boner!

[all laugh]

Ellie: My prehistoric runway

is Pebbles from the Flintstones.

I am literally stomping the runway.

My hair is huge.

She's got a big bat, and she's ready to swing it.

Her clubbing days are behind her.

I'm feeling all the little, like,

[humming] fantasies.

Alan: Raquel Squelch.

[all laugh]

Welcome, ladies.

Now, based on your Snatch Game performances

and your Pre-Herstoric presentation,

I've made some decisions.

When I call your name, please step forward.

Sister Sister.

Ellie Diamond.

You are both safe.

-You may leave the stage. -Thank you.

Ladies, you represent the tops and the bottoms of the week.

Now it's time for the judges' critiques.

First up, A'Whora.

So we're gonna start out

with your Snatch Game character, Louie Spence.

Get ready to get dancing!

Which was a huge risk.

Was it a big enough payoff?

I'm not sure.

But I love that you took the risk,

and I thought it was funny.

I thought Louie Spence was a weird choice.

Personally, I don't like overtly camp men on the telly.

[all laugh]

Listen, I loved the legs.

Flexible! Just like me!

But I just wondered where you were gonna go with it.

I wondered, the lisp, how far you'd be able to take it.

And also, I didn't know if I wanted you to take it that far.

I thought it was perfectly managed.

You look amazing tonight.

The detail, the kind of greasy hair

that still looks, you know, fashionable.

I love what you've done with the bone corset. Very clever.

But you didn't blow me away with the Snatch Game.

But, hey, you have with this. It's gorgeous.

All right, up next, Tayce.

Yoo-hoo!

The thing I loved most about Snatch Game

is when it goes so surreal.

You knew that character in and out,

and you got it right from the bottom of the show,

so all the way to that tight perm.

Hello, Ru, how are you, you great hunk of spunk?

I felt like you got better and better, you were so at ease.

And that is the best thing about Snatch Game,

when you can just... you can riff, you can go.

Sometimes you lost the accent a little bit,

but I'll forgive you.

Tonight on the runway, this is fantastic.

You did your interpretation,

you did it different to everybody else.

You've done almost, like, this voodoo priestess.

I love it.

You look like Diana Ross has gone mental

in a safari park gift shop.

[all laugh] I love it all.

Fantastic outfit, but we can see pads through your stockings.

You've gotta wear a few pair to sort of even that out.

I mean, I didn't notice.

I looked in the mirror just now back there,

and I was like, ooh!

But lesson learned.

All right, up next, Tia Kofi.

So you did Mel B, AKA Scary Spice.

-Grr. -To be honest,

the Eddie Murphy bit felt like that was repetitious,

and there's other things we could have done.

Do you remember me and Eddie Murphy?

I just feel you needed

to really give Keith Lemon a run for his money.

-Yeah. -Who does Mel B so grotesquely.

Like, ooh, ya minge-teasin' bastard!

So in a way, I felt sorry for you.

Tonight on the runway,

I think this is definitely an improvement for you.

We can see your body.

I still think that makeup could use some work.

It's not terrible, but it needs to be better.

Your energy, like, you know, Dino the Depressed Dinosaur.

You know, just when you come in,

you're, like, flap, flap, oh.

The volcano's gone off again, and all that.

I could see you doing that.

I could have done with the headdress being a bit scarier.

It does look a bit pigeony.

But it's going in the right direction.

But just come on, give it a bit more oomph.

I really didn't push through enough.

And I just really wanted to step it up...

And I feel like I've let you down.

I don't want you to be hard on yourself.

[exhales]

Look at that gorgeous body.

You could wear anything. Bitch.

[all laugh]

Are you cinched?

No, I just have a really fat ass.

[all laugh]

Me, too.

-Thank you, Tia. -Thank you.

Up next, Bimini.

Your Snatch Game, you chose to do Katie Price.

Is it cold in here, or is it just my nipples?

[all laugh]

And I can't tell you how fabulous it was.

There's a slight thing she does with her pronunciations.

You hit them all.

It was just spot-on.

You were poised. You were in control.

I really quite fancied you,

and I would be your next husband, I felt.

[all laugh] You really--you had me.

I've got an opening.

[all laugh]

Do you wanna see it?

[all laugh]

I think we're looking at it.

Now, in your own words, can you describe your outfit for us?

I was inspired

by Iris van Herpen's bacteria/germ kind of thing.

And I thought that was, to me, prehistoric in a sense

because it's, like, the first cell.

I was, like, is she a vagina? Is she a jellyfish?

So you are an amoeba.

Yeah, I invented Cher.

[all laugh] Right, sure looks like it.

That doesn't mean you don't look gorgeous.

The kind of Botticelli hair and the shoes.

Didn't realize it was an amoeba,

but hats off to you for doing something totally different

that no one else has done on the stage.

You thought about it, you went, "I'm gonna be an amoeba."

Bacteria.

Yeah, "I'm gonna be a bacteria."

Good for you, love.

Thank you. [laughs]

Up next, Lawrence Chaney.

Hi, RuPaul, babes.

Or with these teeth, I should go, all right, darling?

[laughs]

Wow. Let's talk about Miriam Margolyes.

Please.

Sometimes we get too smart with our choices,

and I think Miriam might have been a little too smart

for the Snatch Game.

It was repetitive, so repetitive.

It was the same thing over and over.

I mean, you've got great timing, you've got funny bones.

I just really feel like you missed a trick.

By the end, there was nowhere really to go.

Everything became about being a lesbian.

A thespian lesbian.

And I thought, oh, wish she was someone else.

This look's fun.

You're channeling Raquel Welch.

I love the little details, the claw mark on your chest.

I think the teeth is just a little touch of Lawrence Chaney.

The last think you could have done to push it over the top

would have been to have really long armpit hair on one arm.

Because I don't think they had razors.

And I shaved just for this.

Look at that.

I was introduced to you through Snatch Game.

And I thought, Miriam, okay, too many lesbian jokes.

But I'm so glad that I get to see this personality

that is oozing in abundance on the runway.

You know, everybody says that about you.

At what age did people start saying,

"Wow, you're a little firecracker, aren't ya?"

Um...

Um...sorry. I'm very emotional.

Sorry. [sniffles]

What are you emotional about?

When I was younger, a bigger kid, you know,

made fun over, you know, everything under the sun.

Kids are arseholes.

And having that humor is, like,

the only thing that I was able to, like, punch back at.

I'm so sorry for-- because I know you're--

you've been so supportive of me.

Listen, you are not that little boy anymore.

You are a fierce queen

on the most incredible stage in the world.

But just keep fighting,

because it's not an accident that you're here.

You know, just remember that.

Thank you.

Thank you, ladies.

I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck in the werkroom,

the judges and I will deliberate.

You may leave the stage.

I think Snatch Game is probably the hardest,

the hardest of the challenges.

It is the hardest thing that I've done so far.

-We survived it. -I know. Thank God.

Yay! Good for us. Sexy.

Let's bonk! No, that's silly.

-No? Okay. -No.

Oh! [sighs] Jeez, all right.

-I can't see. -[laughs]

-Hey, girls. -Hello.

Oh, I've lost a nail.

-How are we all? -Lovely ladies.

Tayce, how you doing?

I'm doing good. I'm doing good.

I'm pleasantly surprised.

They loved my Snatch Game, they loved the look.

Yeah, it went well, it went well.

Tia, how are you feeling?

Mostly I feel like I'm in the bottom.

-Yeah. -Yeah.

What was it specifically they said?

I just didn't punch through.

I mean, I have eyes, so I understand

that my look isn't quite up to par with everyone else's.

Tia Kofi, come on, girl.

I am the nicest bitch in drag, after all,

so if she does need help packing those suitcases,

I will be there to do so.

If you actually do win this lip sync, it's official.

You're the lip sync assassin for the season.

Right now, you're like the lip sync wrestler,

the lip sync ninja.

Lawrence, how are you doing?

Oh, it was terrible.

Oh, it was awful.

-Sorry. I feel awful. -It wasn't terrible

It wasn't terrible, Lawrence.

It's just so shit, because you get so annoyed

when...[sighs]

when you're meant to be good at something

and it isn't going your way.

-Ru loves you. -Yeah.

And then I fucked up a challenge on her show.

You can't win every challenge.

Yeah, they thought you missed the mark

a little bit with your character.

But, no, they didn't hate it.

They thought you had jokes.

They landed, they thought you were funny.

Lawrence is starting to pester me a little bit.

She's very negative.

I think after she succeeded so much in the last challenge,

she feels a pressure to really outdo herself.

But, girl, this isn't all about you.

Give us some airtime.

A'Whora, like, what was your critiques?

What were they saying about your Snatch Game and runway?

They all absolutely ate up the look,

but at this point I just think

that the fact that Lawrence does have these wins

could save her in this case,

which puts me in the bottom against Tia.

And that does petrify me,

because I can't do anything in this outfit.

I don't believe her.

You can lip sync in that outfit.

You should know damn well

you could potentially be in the bottom.

You prepare an outfit to do it in.

But, yeah, she shouldn't have been so shit. [laughs]

Babe, if you're against me, I can't walk in this outfit

and I can't raise my arms above here, so we're sorted.

Any three of you, like, whoever it is,

go out there and fucking kill it.

To a good Snatch Game, ladies!

Well-earned, girls!

And whoever has to lip sync,

fucking turn it out, bitches.

Oh, something ripped. [laughs]

Yo!

Now, just between us squirrel friends,

I wanna know what you think, starting with A'Whora.

I wanna give A'Whora credit

in saying she took it as far as she possibly could

by doing Louie Spence.

All the elements were there on paper:

the fake tan, the hair, the pseudo lateral lisp.

I'm ready for the Snatch Game!

I knew he was gonna do that.

Yeah, you know, the lisp really did get in the way,

but there were some funny things in there.

I loved the bone bodice.

I thought that was inspired.

I wish that the mask could have been half,

so I would have been able to enjoy some makeup.

So you could have had an eye moment

or a kind of lip moment.

But I feel it was decent, it was good.

All right, up next, Tayce.

I loved everything Tayce did in that Snatch Game.

You know, she freaking nailed it.

Excuse me, Ru, are you talking about my Chookie Nick?

[laughs]

She could have gone for someone gorgeous,

but, no, what did she do?

She popped herself in a shell suit

and stuck that really ugly tight blonde perm on her head.

She's just brilliant.

You know, other people who have done characters like that

will just rely totally on the material.

But she sat into the material

and made it not just an imitation.

On the runway, you couldn't not look.

She commanded that stage, and so I was there,

and I felt like I was about to watch the Tayce show.

So I feel like I've had a little taste of Tayce,

and I'm liking what I'm tasting, Tayce.

[all laugh]

Up next, Tia Kofi.

Anyone can do Mel B.

Anyone can have that fruity laugh,

do the Vs, cover yourself in leopard skin.

But it's just none of that. It was just very flat.

I just wrote "minge."

She knew she'd let herself down.

Tonight on the runway,

I was happy to see her in something form-fitting,

but when you lined it all up, it was kind of like, eh.

It's a dress with wings and some glitter veins.

I just feel like she is still trying to figure out

who she is as a queen.

And I don't think she understands

what potential lies before her.

Ru, I don't think she's comfortable

with knowing that beauty about her.

I think she is hiding behind that comedy thing.

All right, let's move on to Bimini.

Listen, she might have been a floating amoeba vagina tonight,

but in the Snatch Game, she nailed it.

I can't tell you how hard I was laughing.

The nipples are the eyes of the face.

[all laugh]

I was so proud of her.

Yeah, absolutely loved her as Katie Price.

It was just a complete master class.

She seems like she is so comfortable in her performance,

which made her really likable, as well.

Either you get it or you don't.

Well, Bimini gets it,

and I thoroughly enjoyed her Katie Price.

And I liked the runway look.

When she said she was an amoeba,

I thought, oh, I get it, it's an amoeba.

She wore contact lenses, the braiding.

It looked couture, it looked amazing,

and it fitted the brief.

I agree. You know, her runway look was editorial.

She editorialized the concept of Pre-Herstoric.

All right, let's move on down to Lawrence Chaney.

I know how hard she's gonna be on herself,

but the brief was what the brief was,

and there was a bit of a hiccup.

You know, we're all performers.

We've all started a night out and then gone, oh, okay.

I haven't read the room properly.

This isn't going so well.

I creamed my knickers.

And it was frustrating to see him in Snatch Game,

because you know he's funnier.

It was a risk. Didn't quite pay off.

You're right, Michelle, there was some struggle there,

and that made us, the audience, feel very uncomfortable.

The outfit wasn't the most exciting out of the girls,

but I'm so glad

that I got to see that charm and that charisma.

I wish that that same charisma

could have been applied to the Snatch Game.

Oh, I wish she did--

All right, silence.

I've made my decision.

Bring back my girls.

Welcome back, ladies.

I've made some decisions.

Tayce, your Snatch Game was noice.

Different, unusual.

You're safe.

You may join the other girls.

Thank you.

Well done, chookie.

Bimini, your runway look was contagious,

and your Katie Price was priceless.

Con-drag-ulations.

You are the winner of this week's challenge.

You've received a coveted RuPeter badge.

♪ Rule Britannia ♪

[imitating Katie Price] I'll wear it with pride.

[all laugh] Thank you very much.

You may join the other girls.

Yes, bitch! Yes!

Tia Kofi.

I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.

Oh, my God.

Not the bottom two for a third time.

No.

Lawrence Chaney.

I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.

A'Whora, you are safe,

and you may join the other girls.

Thank you so much.

Good luck.

Two queens stand before me.

I've consulted with the judges,

but the final decision is mine to make.

Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me

and save yourself from elimination!

The time has come... [thunder]

for you to lip sync...

[echoing] for your life!

What am I thinking right now?

Here we, here we, here we fucking go.

Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

[music plays]

♪ Oh ♪

♪ We're starting it over ♪

♪ We're making way for destiny ♪

♪ A time to turn over ♪

♪ A better life for you and me ♪

♪ Baby, let your conscience go ♪

♪ There's no turning back when love takes hold ♪

♪ Hold me, baby, drive me crazy ♪

♪ Touch me ♪

♪ All night long ♪

♪ Make me love you ♪

♪ Kiss and hug you ♪

♪ Touch me ♪

♪ All night long ♪

♪ The more that I see you ♪

♪ The more I know that love belongs ♪

♪ Mm-mm ♪

♪ With you in my mind, boy ♪

♪ I wouldn't know what's right from wrong ♪

♪ And baby, let your conscience go ♪

♪ There's no turning back when love takes hold ♪

♪ Hold me, baby, drive me crazy ♪

♪ Touch me ♪

♪ All night long ♪

♪ Make me love you ♪

♪ Kiss and hug you ♪

♪ Touch me ♪

♪ All night long ♪

Let's do it!

Whoo!

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Baby, let your conscience go ♪

♪ There's no turning back when love takes hold ♪

♪ Hold me, baby, drive me crazy ♪

♪ Touch me ♪

♪ All night long ♪

♪ Make me love you ♪

♪ Kiss and hug you ♪

Whoo! Let's do it!

[all laugh] Let's do it!

[cheers and applause]

That was more than two steps.

Oh, my goodness.

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Lawrence Chaney.

Shantay you stay.

[applause]

Thank you so much.

You may join the other girls.

Thank you.

-I love you. -I love you.

You fucking winged freak.

Oh!

Love you. Love you!

Tia Kofi, the question no longer remains.

You will always be my cup of tea.

Now sashay away.

Are you sure?

Are you sure? I've got no plan.

Are you sure? All right.

This has literally been the best.

Thank you so much.

[applause] Yes, Tia!

Love you, baby.

-Win. -Good luck.

Love you.

You're all amazing.

Don't shed a tear.

I guess Ru just ordered her coffee to go?

[all laugh]

Listen, I was sent home by someone

with three RuPeter badges, so that's fine.

That is fair enough.

Can't even keep my hat on.

Maybe I didn't quite get out of my head,

but I am so lucky and so grateful

to have made it as far as I did.

If I could change one thing about my time on Drag Race,

I would probably burn all my outfits

and walk down the runway naked every single time.

But I feel like I have done myself proud,

and I hope that I've done Clapham proud, too.

Con-drag-ulations, ladies.

And remember, if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an "amen" up in here?

-Amen! -Amen!

All right. Now let the music play!

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ Come on and take me away ♪

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪

RuPaul: Next time on RuPaul's Drag Race UK...

I want you to transform yourselves

into lockdown super she-roes. Go!

[screaming]

This is fucking savage.

Oh. Aah!

Say hello to Drag Race royalty Raven.

She is the queen of makeup.

She put a huge happy feeling in my belly.

She looks like a children's entertainer

if you hated your children.

Not gonna cut it.

Oh, what's going on with Tayce?

[siren]

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ Come on and take me away ♪

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ Come on and take me away ♪

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ Come on and take me away ♪

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪