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RuPaul: Previously
on RuPaul's Drag Race UK...

[screaming]

We are bringing back
one of our eliminated queens.

-Joe Black.
-Joe.

-I'm with Joe.
-Joe Black.

You'll be representing the UK

in the first-ever
RuRuVision song contest.

[all laugh]

♪ Bing, bang, bong ♪

♪ Sing, sang, song ♪

♪ Ding, dang, dong ♪

♪ UK, hon ♪

The winning RuRuVision group
is the United Kingdolls.

Yay!
[applause]

Tia Kofi.
It's still a little regional.

Joe Black.

You came out wearing something

I probably could have bought off
the rack at Pridemark. No joke.

H&M. [laughs]

Don't waste my time.

I don't wanna
see any fucking H&M.

Tia Kofi, shantay you stay.

Joe Black, sashay away.

-Oh!
-Whoo-hoo!

What just happened?

Another day, another slay.

Joe's gone home,
and, I mean, bless him.

The lip sync,
it was interesting.

It seemed like he just threw in
the towel halfway through.

Sometimes it's the way
the cookie crumbles, innit?

-Joe.
-Oh, Joe!

"I can't be bothered
writing another message.

"I'm only capable of so many
mirror messages and goodbyes.

"Bye again, see ya soon.

Joe Black."

Literally none of us want
to be the first person to go

after we've just spent months
waiting to come back.

I just couldn't be sent home
in the first week.

That would not have been cool,
and I am so relieved.

Can I just say I feel
like we need to fact check,

but I feel like I'm the first
person on the UK version

to survive two lip syncs.

Does that mean that
I'm a lip sync assassin?

Is that official?

Wait till the third one.
[all laugh]

Yeah, let's wait
for the next one.

Okay, bye, Joe.

-See you later!
-Bye, Joe!

-Bye, Joe!
-We love you!

You can definitely feel

that we're all racing
to that finish line,

and I can taste that crown.

But I am so shocked
at the critiques,

and I can feel it
on that panel today.

-Well.
-My God.

-Ugh!
-Wowza.

So Ru apologized.

-She did?
-Or Ru-pologized.

-A Ru-pology.
-A full Ru-pology.

So how bad
must that have been,

if RuPaul, the queen of queens,
is apologizing?

She was fucked off.

It's a Perspex steamer.

Steam coming out of her wig.
It was stressful.

RuPaul just delivered

what I call a verbal
bitch-slap to all of us.

She did not wait
seven long months

for us to turn up
looking like a bag of trash.

That has made me feel like

I never wanna upset RuPaul
again in my life.

To hear that Ru is mad,

even though it was a critique
at the other girls,

it still should send shivers
down everyone's spines.

Can I say I noticed steam heat
rising from her head

when she was talking to you?

Because you came--you have said
on several occasions,

"I'm gonna give you a waist.
I'm gonna give you a waist

on the next runway."

Like, I don't wanna just, you
know, have everyone attack Tia.

Sister, you have also been,
you know, told many times

that you need to elevate
certain things.

Just very interesting to see,
do you have, like, a game plan

or, like, a road map,
or anything like that?

I think I was seriously
lacking confidence

because of the stuff

that I brought
the first time round.

Sister Sister
copied my entire look,

but at the end of the day,
I wore it better,

I got the badge, so fuck you.

Well, Sister Sister,
I just hope

with your new vision of what
you want to bring to the show,

I hope there's no more
impersonations of A'Whora.

[all laugh]

Anything like that, you know?

No, fuck this.
[all laugh]

We're past
the halfway point now.

-Oh!
-Oh, God.

Let's get out of this drag,
mama.

Claws are coming out.

We're all starting
to either step up...

Oh!

Or get left behind.

Fucking hell.

Oh!

-Aah!
-Oh!

Chaney's got three badges,
I've got one,

A'Whora and Tayce have got one.

Yes, come on, bitches,
get in here. Oh!

We did it, we did it,
we did it!

Where's Sister and Ellie's?

What does that mean?

Top four.

Oh, my God,
we were in the bottom!

Oh, my God, yes!

We were in the bottom!

[shouting]

Honestly, Veronica,

why didn't you leave me
your badge in the will?

You're not here.
Give it to me.

Oh!

It really smells.

Oh, bitch, this ice cream

is not a delicious flavor,
trust me.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

RuPaul: The winner crowned
the UK's Drag Race superstar

will receive an all expenses
paid trip to Hollywood

to create
their own digital series

with the producers
of RuPaul's Drag Race.

Tonight with Michelle Visage,
Alan Carr,

and extra-special guest judge
Jessie Ware.

♪ May the best woman ♪

♪ Best woman win ♪

-Ooh!
-Hey!

-You okay, hon?
-I'm okay, hon.

-Yeah?
-Yeah. That's nice.

It's a new day in the werkroom,
and I am so happy.

Three badges in a row.

I feel bad, because
they'll probably never know

what a badge feels like
weighing them down.

It's just so hard sometimes.

We've got Drag Race UK
history right here.

-Yeah!
-Three wins in a row.

-Miss Thing over here.
-I know.

How's that make you feel?

It's weird.

It's really cool,

and it gives you that
kind of oomph to keep on going.

Badges starting to flow.

You know, I've got a badge,

some of the other girls
have a badge,

but Lawrence Chaney
has three badges.

Everyone is looking at her,

probably kind of
wants to take her down.

Greedy guts over here.

Share them out.
Spread the love, girl.

So, Tia, you lip synced twice
and won twice.

You won something.

[all laugh]

At least I won something.

So, like, this week,
how are you gonna up the game,

like, with the outfits
and with the runways?

Oh, bitch,
there's gonna be a waist,

there's gonna be
new silhouettes,

there's gonna be fashion,
I'm modeling.

Critiques from last week
have really fired me up.

I need to make sure
I am not in that bottom again.

Trust me, usually
I love a bottom,

but not in this context.

But like Ru said last week,
you've already said this.

So then is that going
to be applied, because--

Why are you coming for me
on this day?

Me and A'Whora make up,
and now suddenly it's you.

-Well, you know what--
-Jesus Christ.

[alarm]

Saved by her majesty.

What are we doing?

RuPaul: Ooh, girl.

Her majesty done already
done had herses.

You know, they say imitation

is the sincerest form
of flattery.

I say, show me
the money, honey.

And remember,
if you can't be yourself,

be somebody else.

[laughs]

Oh, my God.

God! Oh!

What do you reckon it is?

-Impersonation?
-Maybe.

Hello, hello, hello!

[cheering]

All right,
so the time has come

to put your funny
where your mouth is.

Not what
you're thinking, though.

[all laugh]

For this week's maxi-challenge,

we're gonna play
the Snatch Game.

[cheers and applause]

Exciting!

#DragRaceUK.

This is the best bit.
Everyone loves Snatch Game!

People watch this show
for Snatch Game.

It's Snatch Game!

Now, you know the drill.

You need to perform
a celebrity impersonation

that makes us laugh
our padded asses off.

Now, this is your chance
to really show off

your charisma, uniqueness,
nerve, and talent.

[all laugh]

Racers, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win!

[cheers and applause]

Right, Snatch Game.
Here we go.

It's the one that we know
is always gonna be there,

we know what to expect,

but doing it

is gonna be a lot different
than watching it.

It can be a make-or-break
for a lot of people.

Who are you doing?

So I've got
a couple of options,

but my first option

is to do Matt Lucas
as Vicky Pollard

from Little Britain.

So do Vicky.

[imitating Vicky Pollard]
Oh, my God,

I still can't believe
that he said that.

And I was, like,
not appropriate.

-A'Whora.
-That's not A'Whora!

Not that, not that.

Ellie, like,
you're not terribly funny.

Like, you don't have,
like, zingery punch lines.

Like, have you just been
practicing this so much

that it's kind of in there?

Yeah.

She's definitely not known

for character impersonations
at all,

unless she's
impersonating someone

she's copying off Drag Race.

So it'll be
an interesting one.

A'Whora.

Haven't you seen
Tayce's snatch before?

Oh, my goodness.

Yeah, I've had
every inch of that one.

Inch to the floor, and I ain't
talking about my weave, honey.

-[laughs]
-How are you feeling?

Uh, crapping my pants.

I'm not gonna lie to you.

Snatch Game is something

I've always been
very nervous about,

but I know it's coming,
you know what I mean?

So I'm just gonna go for it.

I switched my character
kind of last minute.

Doing Jane Taylor, who plays
Kath in Kath and Kim.

And I watched that religiously
for over a decade.

Like, I know it like
the back of my hand.

my heart's like, you know
this, girl, you know?

As long as you can make them
laugh, I think.

And something it's better

when people don't know
the characters,

because then they actually don't
know what to compare it against.

That's true. If they
don't know the character,

you can sort of imprint your own
style on it a little bit more.

I love these kind of
opportunities to be comedy,

and I enjoy not being me, so...

I love it when
you're not you as well.

I know, and I love
when you're me!

[all laugh]

Okay, bad, yeah,
you can have that.

'Ello, guvnas.

Hey!

How are my fake celebrities
doing?

Perfect, perfect, darling!

Hi.

-Tia Kofi.
-RuPaul Charles, hello.

Do you have a preference,
tea or coffee?

Well, either way,
I take it black,

so it doesn't matter.

So last week you got
some tough love, didn't you?

Ooh, yes, very much so.

There were some good things
in there, the performance.

But it's the fashion element
that I really took from that.

You've gotta be careful
with those proportions.

-Yeah.
-Because you are tall,

you have long legs,
you got this body,

and you cover it up with
a goddamn ice cream cone.

-You've got a fantastic body.
-[laughs] Yeah.

Why don't you use it more?

I think when preparing
for this show

I sort of got it
into my head

that it's, like,
I've got to bring gowns,

I've got to do this, I need
to switch up things a lot.

The thing is, it's really
just understanding

what it is you're working with,
you know?

That's really it.

So Snatch Game.

I see a little--kind of
a little pussycat wig there.

That is a tiny wig
for a big girl like you.

Hopefully you're thinking
of Dame Shirley Bassey?

-Dame Shirl.
-Yes!

Of course.

Have you done her before?

Do you know, I haven't.

What impersonations
have you done in the past?

I've done a bit of Mel B
from the Spice Girls.

What made you decide
to not do her?

Well, girl groups
are triggering for me right now.

-[laughs]
-So I thought I'd avoid.

Now, Mel B,
there's a lot of things

to play on with that.

But with Shirley Bassey,
it's just her grandness.

Yeah.

Use your creativity
to make this thing fun.

You have fun with it.

If you have fun with it,
we will have fun with it.

All right, make me laugh.

-Thank you, I will.
-All right. Thank you.

I feel like if I go with Mel B
it's a bit safer,

but at least I can give them

the bigger hair
that she wants, right?

Hey, come on down,
Ellie Diamond.

Hi.

Diamonds are forever.

-Always and forever, darling.
-Yes.

That mannequin there,
I know exactly who that is.

Who's that?

That girl from Little Britain.

Vicky Pollard
played by Matt Lucas.

That's right. Now,
I don't know who this is here.

This is Sharon Osbourne,
darling.

Okay. Now, have you done
these characters before?

I've done Vicky before
in a local pub,

and it went over smashingly.

But I've never done
Sharon before,

but I'm gonna go
with Matt Lucas, yes.

-Okay. Yeah, right.
-Me and my twin brother

watched Little Britain
when we were younger,

and we would always
take the phrases,

and my mom would go,
"Stop speaking like that.

You need to speak normally,
speak normally."

And I'd go, "Shut up!"

You know, it would just be,

like, back and forth,
back and forth.

-You have a twin brother.
-Yeah, Bryce.

We shared our room
for several, several years.

I wonder the camaraderie
that you have with Bryce,

if you can recreate that
in this challenge.

Mm-hmm.

Do you think you can?

Yeah, I know I can.

So I'm getting really emotional,
but I know I can.

What are you getting
emotional about?

I honestly don't know.

Like, just, like, families,

like, resonate so, so much
with my entire upbringing.

It's just like--

Oh, my God, I'm literally
such a mess right now,

I don't know what's going on.

What's making you
feel that way?

It's just the emotion

and the passion
that I have for drag,

and I really want to do well.

And I know that
they're so behind me.

They're so behind me.

And my brother Bryce
especially

has always, always been there.

From womb to tomb,

from womb to tomb
he will be there,

and I know that
he's just gonna be, like,

so proud when this comes out.

And I'm gonna do it for Bryce.

Do it for Bryce.

I can't wait
to see you out there.

-Please make me laugh.
-I will. I will.

I want you to make me laugh
the way you make Bryce laugh.

Okay.

I think this competition
takes a toll on the best of us,

so, like, I totally get

why Ellie's having
a moment right now to RuPaul.

You don't have
that support network here,

and it makes you miss them more,

because we're all here for
one reason, and it's to win.

All right, it's time
for Lawrence Chaney.

All right, RuPaul.
How's it going, babes?

So, now, Snatch Game,
I see two big orbs there, and--

These are, in fact, some chebs.

-Okay.
-Some funbags.

Oh, I see Miriam Margolyes
there.

Yes!

She's very famous
in America, too.

She's a great character actor.

Yeah, well, she's, like,
global, yeah, exactly.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because she is such a character,

she disappears into these roles
and can be anyone.

So I am quite nervous about
that, because I am quite anal.

And I like it, too.

But I like to prepare things,

especially my asshole.

[laughs]

You know, just to be
squelch, squelch.

-Yes, and all of that.
-Exactly, yeah.

So I was gonna ask,

how are you gonna make
Miriam Margolyes funny,

but really, the truth is
all you have to do

is add you
to this character,

and it's just gonna be funny.

-Just be yourself, you know.
-Yeah.

All right, I cannot wait
to see your Miriam Margolyes.

Yeah, I can't wait.

Thank you, Lawrence Chaney.

I've been waiting a long time

to get my hands
on a Snatch...Game.

There's a lot of pressure,
but it's gonna be fun.

Come on over, Bimini.

'Ello, babes.
How you doing?

You've got
your RuPeter badge on.

-Finally.
-Finally.

-It looks good, doesn't it?
-It looks really good.

Now, I think
I know who this is

based on the tracksuit
and that hairstyle.

Are you doing Jordan?

Katie Price.

-Katie Price.
-We meet again, Ru.

Big fan?

I love Katie Price.

Now, will your Katie Price
hold reverence to her,

or are you gonna
just take the piss?

I think she can take
the piss out of herself,

and I think that's one thing

that makes me feel
comfortable doing her.

Are you nervous at all
about Snatch Game?

I think we've just
gotta have fun with it,

not take it too seriously.

-Yeah.
-That's what it's about.

I'm gonna do Pricey
and do it my way.

All right, darling,
I will see you out there.

-See you out there, babes.
-Thank you.

Ru seemed to like me

in the Great British
Fake Off Challenge,

so hopefully that's
gonna be in good stead for me.

But this time, I ain't
gonna be selling cakes.

This time,
I'm selling the Pricey.

All right, A'Whora,
come on over.

-Hello, hello.
-How you doing?

You've got your RuPeter badge.
Are you proud?

I am very proud.
It feels like a blessing.

Oh, good.

Well, let's see
if you can be funny now.

Yeah. With the challenge,
as soon as I go into it,

I'm like, right,
your life depends on this,

and I just go for it
full balls every time.

Does that make sense?

Yeah, I was just confused.

I've never heard the term
"full balls."

-Yeah, like, you know--
-Full balls.

-Is that a common term?
-It's a northern thing.

-Oh, full balls.
-Yeah.

[laughs]

So let's talk Snatch Game.

Yeah, so it's Louie Spence.

Oh, yes, I've seen on YouTube,
dancing down the street.

Yeah, he became
a bit of a reality star

for being the most campiest
person you've ever seen.

Yes.

Like, over the top.
Like, gay. Gay!

This is gonna be
a real challenge

for you to come out
of your comfort zone...

-Yeah.
-And find that rhythm.

But do you take yourself
too seriously?

I don't take myself
seriously,

but, like,
in certain situations

I just become so, like,
caught up in my head.

As George,
I'm not confident, period.

Like, I'm not--even,
like, now, I dress the way I do

because I feel like this is my
image that I need to portray.

I'm gonna get upset.

But...

I feel like I just rely
on an image quite a lot.

[sobs]

And it's the same
with my drag.

Like, I was so scared
to do this with you,

because I'm not--
I don't feel like I'm this

unless I've got it on.

Does that make sense?

I can feel you
finding your right balance.

But don't lose contact
with that emotional self.

That's part of you, too.
You know what?

Just now, just now...

you just became very powerful,

because you showed
that vulnerability.

That's full of balls.

The balls are full.

Seeing A'Whora talk to Ru,

I genuinely feel
really proud of her.

-Love you.
-Thank you, doll.

Now it's like, oh, my God,

she's a human person

with thoughts,
feelings, and emotions,

and I kind of love that.

All right, listen up, queens.

In a moment, you'll head
to the Snatch Game set,

where you will meet our
celebrity contestants:

Michelle Visage

and the GC herself,
Gemma Collins.

-Whoa!
-Oh!

Oh, my God.

[imitating Gemma Collins]
Darren?

Darren, I've got very
expensive hair, Darren!

-It's fucking frazzled!
-Frazzled!

Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.

See ya!

Thanks, Ru!

[theme music plays]

Hello, UK.

It's time
to play the Snatch Game.

Let's meet our contestants.

She's an actor, singer,
and producer.

Michelle, is there anything
you won't do for money?

[all laugh]

Up next, she's a shy
librarian from Essex.

Please welcome Gemma Collins!

Hi, honey.

Now, are you
a Drag Race fan, Gemma?

Please don't swear at me
again, Ru.

[all laugh]

The GC is in the house.

Are you ready
to meet our stars?

-Yes.
-Bring it on.

All right, here we go.

Now, some call her Scary Spice.

I just call her hot.

It's Mel B!

Oh, hello, Ru!

Are you still Scary?

Oh, I'm scary
as fuck, mate. Grr!

[all laugh]

All right, moving on.

Psychic to the stars,
Sally Morgan.

Sally, I have a question.
What am I thinking right now?

OH, I'm seeing a very big role
in your future.

Very big role. Oh.

It's got cheese and 'am on it.

[all laugh]

-She's good.
-Yeah.

All right, up next,
we've got Miriam Margolyes.

For those of you
that don't know who I am,

you can only describe me
as a thespian lesbian.

Thank you.

Up next,

from Little Britain,
it's Matt Lucas,

or should I say Vicky Pollard?

Now, I see you all over the TV.

-Bake Off.
-Bake Off.

Yeah, yeah,
and I love cakes as well.

Love cakes. I do.

You can have some of my buns
if you want.

Freshly baked
at the lovin' muffin.

My favorite.

All right, up next,
it's Kath and Kim's Jane Turner.

How you going?

Hello, Ru, how are you,
you great hunk of spunk?

Oh, you. She just knows
exactly what to say to me.

All right, up next

we've got dancer,
choreographer Louie Spence.

Hi, Louie.

[with lisp] I didn't even know
I was gonna be here today.

I feel like ecstatic.

Ecstatic and ready
to get dancing!

Dance now.
Come on, let's do this!

I'm ready for the Snatch Game!

I knew he was gonna do that.

And tabloid royalty
Katie Price is here!

Is it cold in here
or is it just my nipples?

[all laugh]

-You know what they say, Ru.
-What is that?

The nipples
are the eyes of the face.

[all laugh]

And you've got
gorgeous nipples.

[laughs]

All right, celebrities,
are you ready to play the game?

-Yes!
-Yes!

Ready, ready.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

All right, now, Gemma,
Michelle, here are the rules.

I ask the question,
you give an answer

that you think
will match our stars.

-Sound like fun?
-Yes.

All right, here we go.

Alan Carr is on the trendy
new gay men's diet.

Ooh!

The only thing
he puts in his mouth

is lettuce and blank.

It looks like the celebrities
are all ready.

Hey, let's go
to Michelle Visage.

The only thing
he puts in his mouth

is lettuce and...

Spotted dick.

-Spotted dick.
-Yeah.

Now, being American,
I have no idea what that is.

It's like a sticky toffee
pudding, only with raisins.

That sounds fantastic.

Gemma, when's the last time
you had a spotted dick?

-Last night.
-Really?

With extra custard.

[all laugh]

All right, let's see
if we've got spotted dick

over here with the celebrities.

Mel B, do you have
a spotted dick?

Well, I think technically,
if memory serves me right,

this could be a match, because
I've redacted the second part

and just written Eddie Murphy.

Oh, Eddie Murphy.
Is that spotted dick?

[buzzer]
Gee, that's not a match.

Let's move on down.
Miriam Margolyes.

My answer is cream.

Cream. Well,
you got half of it right.

Well, it reminds me, Ru,
of in my early days

I met Laurence Olivier
for the very first time,

and I creamed my knickers.

No, genuinely,
I was frothing at the gash.

Something came over me.

I think
I thought it was him.

Well, we're looking
for spotted dick.

Thank you so much, Miriam, for
that very descriptive answer.

Let's move on down
to Louie Spence.

I said air, because
he's a fat bastard.

Oh. Air.

Louie!

Lettuce and air.
Not a match, Michelle.

Katie Price, we're looking
for spotted dick.

As you know, Ru, you might
have heard in the press,

I've had a hectic year.

My implants got held
at gunpoint in South Africa.

Did they?

I walked in the stables

and caught my horse
cheating on me again.

[all laugh]

So I didn't have time
to write anything.

[all laugh]

All right, next question
is for Gemma Collins.

Did you hear? Michelle Visage
is opening up her own chippie.

If you can blank
the first battered sausage,

the second one is free.

Now, I'm imagining
that's a fish and chips place.

-Yes. I'm so proud of you!
-Yeah. Okay.

So here we go.
What say you, Gemma?

Swallow.

If you can swallow
the first battered sausage,

the second one is free.

Do you ever swallow
battered sausages?

It's my favorite thing to do.

Oh, is it? [laughs]

What say you, psychic Sally?

So I actually
gave the answer of--

I've got a message for someone!

Oh, oh, it's happening,
it's happening!

-It's for you, Michelle.
-Oh!

It's your great-granddad.

He said, "Cover up,
you slag, it's cold!"

[all laugh]

Sorry, Great-Granddad.

And we did halfway
through "swallow"

before I got possessed.

So, oh. Swa-swa-swa--

A swa--uh!

Swa-swa-swallow.

I think that's a match.
Judges?

It is a match. Yes!
You've got a match!

[bell dings]
We got a match!

Gemma Collins.

I knew this was going to happen.

Let's move on down
to Matt Lucas.

We're looking for swallow.
You're familiar?

Oh, I swallow all the time, you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I didn't write that, no.

I actually wrote
"toss off."

-Toss off.
-Toss off.

Now, that's a term
I've heard before.

I don't know what that means.

-Toss off?
-Wank.

Oh, yes.

[buzzer]
Not a match.

Well, it doesn't even matter,
so shut up anyways. God!

Oh, oh, yeah, oh, sorry.
No, never mind me.

Let's move on down
to Jane Turner.

I am absolutely ecstatic, Ru.

I could feel it in my waters
that I was gonna get this right.

Swallow whole.

-Swallow whole!
-Ahh.

Yes, you know what I mean?

I love me a good sausage.

I've been talking about it
all night.

I'm bloody obsessed, you know?

You've got another match.
Well done.

All right, the next question
is for Gemma Collins.

The outrageous Gemma Collins

may have gone too far
this time.

She's started
to rhinestone her blank.

Now, you think about that,

and, stars, go ahead
and write your answer.

What could it be?

All right, GC, here we go.

I have been rhinestoning
my whole family.

Even the ones that
are dead in the coffins.

[all laugh]

I know them very well.

Okay, now let's go
to our celebrities

and see if we got
any matches for Gemma Collins.

All right, starting with Mel B.

-Ooh!
-Mel B!

I'll try anything,
so I just wrote "minge."

Now, what have you done
to your minge, Scary Spice?

Oh, I've blinged it up,
I've Afroed it out,

and I've rhinestoned it
meself, dear. Ooh.

You should have a go
down there.

Try a bit of ball.

Do you remember me
and Eddie Murphy?

Well, maybe later,
maybe later.

[buzzer]
Not a match for Gemma.

All right, let's move on down
to psychic Sally.

Well, I said frazzled hair,
which is dead.

Frazzled. Darren? Darren!

Now, do you keep in touch
with Darren?

-Well, my assistant does.
-[laugh]

You know, the GC's
a very busy girl.

[buzzer]
That's not a match for the GC.

All right, let's move on down
to Matt Lucas.

Well, Ru, I'm so glad
you asked this question,

because me and Gemma Collins
actually go way back,

and we used to go clubbing,
like, a lot of the time.

And we used to go
to the toilets,

and we'd see all these men,

and I'm thinking, hey,
why are we in these toilets?

And then she would take out
her rhinestone gun

and she'd rhinestone
the bell ends.

-The balance.
-The bell ends.

The bell ends.

The end of it
that looks like a bell.

-You know what I mean?
-Oh, yeah. Yes, yes.

Now, that I'm familiar with.

Let's go to the judges
and see what they say.

Uh, the judges say no way.

[buzzer]
[laughs]

Katie Price, Katie Price,
what say you?

Well, Gemma was actually

banging on my dressing room
door earlier on.

-Really?
-I let her out eventually.

[all laugh]

But she told me

she's rhinestoned her range of
Katie Price's rompin rabbits.

Rompin rabbit.
What is that?

Well, you put it in your...
[speaking gibberish].

Oh! It's a little
personal vibrator.

[buzzer]
Not a match, unfortunately.

If you are looking
for a bell end, though,

-there's six here.
-Okay.

[all laugh]

All right, our next question
is for Michelle Visage,

and it is a video question

from Donald Trump
and Margaret Thatcher.

Huge news, Ru, huge.

Me and the little Iron Lady,

we're going
into business together.

Quite right!

Me and Donald are launching
a new dating app.

Here's the catch.

To sign up,

you gotta prove
that you're blank.

I'm dribbling.

All right.

Hmm, what could it be?

Okay, Michelle,
Trump and Thatcher

are launching a new dating app.

To sign up,
you gotta prove you're...

An absolute bell end.

Now, I know what that is.

-Do you?
-Yes.

It's the bit at the end.

-That's it.
-You're watching the BBC.

[all laugh]

All right, let's go
to our celebrities. Mel B.

Funny you mention the BBC,

because the last BBC
that I was on was Eddie Murphy,

and he got me pregnant.

Honestly!

I didn't write bell end,

but I'm familiar
with Trump and Thatcher.

-Yeah.
-So I just wrote "white."

Maybe a white bell end?
I don't know.

-Sure.
-Sure, okay.

Well, Mel B, not a match
for Michelle Visage.

All right, let's move on down
to Miriam.

I put that you have to prove
you're not a foolish bastard.

The pair of them.

Foolish bastards!

And all I can say
to add to that

is assholes will be assholes

and you're meant to just
shit it out and get on with it.

Okay, all right.
[buzzer]

Not a match for you, Michelle.

All right, let's move on down
to Jane Turner.

I'm thinking I like,
you know, a real chook,

a real good hunk of spunk,
a real foxy moron.

Or I like a bit of beefcake,
you know what I mean?

-Yes.
-Just really into the sport.

So I do like to look
for a real chookie man.

"A real chook."
Isn't a chook a chicken?

Excuse me, Ru, you're talking
about my Chookie Nick?

-Yeah. [laughs]
-Do I look chookie, Ru?

Do I look chookie to you?

No, I don't mean
to insult you or anything.

It's all right.
That's all right.

Let's move on down
to Louie Spence.

Well, I wrote that you have
to be completely flexible!

[all laugh]
Just like me!

I'm so fucking flexible!

I mean, my limbs are everywhere!

Look at this!

Oh, boy. Wow!

Honestly, that's what
you get from dance class.

Goodness. Yeah, I can see
your bell end from here.

[laughs]

-Not a match for you, Michelle.
-No.

But did you really think
you were gonna get one?

-Absolutely not.
-[laughs]

I had no hope.

[buzzer, animal chittering]

Oh, that sound
of a rabid honey badger

means that we are out of time.

And the winner of Snatch Game
is...

the French!
C'est la vie!

[cheering]

Thanks, Gemma!

Thank you, Michelle Visage.

Thank you!

Thank you, celebrities.

We'll see you next time
on the Snatch Game.

Whoo!

See you later!

You're never alone,
my darlings.

Oh, yes, we're back,
we're back, we're back again!

Elimination day.

Ooh.

It's a new day in the werkroom.

The Snatch Game is done.
We can't change it now.

Our performances
are gonna stick with us

for the rest of our life.

How are you feeling
this morning?

Oh, rancid, you know?

Say what you mean.

I know, exactly.
I'll be honest, I promise.

I'm just nervous that
I've bombed the Snatch Game.

Why is it always that the comedy
queens bomb the Snatch Game?

I feel very insecure.

That's okay.
You've got three badges on.

-I know.
-Get out of your head.

I have no badges on.

I'm allowed to be
a crazy person.

Lawrence holds himself
to a really high standard.

I totally get it,
but now is not the time.

Hon, we're at the halfway point,
and I don't have a badge.

It's fucking terrifying.

I feel like because
I'm, like, a figurehead

in the, like,
Glasgow gay scene,

I need to be strong
and be that perfect person.

Need to be, like, whoosh.

You don't have to
put on an armor

just to show people
that you're strong.

You can also feel sad
that you didn't do your best.

There's nothing wrong
with being human

just because you've got
a face full of makeup on.

Yeah, you're right.

I mean, normally when I'm trying
to get something out my system,

I just have a shit,
but, um...

[both laugh]

Fucking hell.

Speaking of shit,
look at these eyebrows.

Heh heh heh heh.

Ellie, I seen the run-through,

seeing you kind of--

girl,
you broke down hard.

Yeah. I feel like Bryce
was the triggering word.

-Oh, completely.
-Yeah.

Bryce was, like,

always from the beginning
really, really supportive.

Like, I'd get picked on
at school for doing it

and stuff like that,
and he'd always be the one

to be, like, wait,
uh, you know what I mean?

I knew
I was always different.

My brothers,
they liked the football

and they liked playing
outdoor sports and games,

where I wanted to play dress-up
and sew outfits for Barbies.

My dad, he didn't like
playing with Barbies.

Growing up, I, like,
really didn't have

a good upbringing with my dad.

And when I first
started doing drag,

I would just do it
in my bedroom,

like, 12:00 at night.

No one would know about it.

I would be very, very quiet,
hush-hush.

Mm-hmm.

And I remember, like, vividly,

like, my dad, like,
finding everything one day.

Like, you feel outed.

Yeah, well, I was kind of--

well, I was kicked-outed.

Having a queer son
was such a shock to my dad.

I just felt horrible.

It didn't feel good at all

to, like,
have my dad penalize me

for something that I can't help.

We got in the car
and he was, like,

"Well, you can either
stay in the car

"and live under my house
and my rules,

or you can get out
and live your life."

And I was, like,
see ya later, doll.

Adios, amigo.

I'm laughing because
that's how I cope with it.

But at the time, like...

you don't fucking
do that to your kid,

do you know what I mean?

I just never had a good
relationship with my dad.

Mam was like, "You need
to come back home,

to be in a family,
to grow up into a family."

And then once you move out,

that's your own decision
what you want to do.

And I had to force myself

to not be as feminine
or as camp or whatever.

But then after a couple of
months, we got the drag back.

It was the sort of thing
where my dad talked to my mum

and he was sort of, like,
it's either me or him.

And my mum
was, like, ciao, bella.

Yeah! Oh, my God.

She took my side and was like,

"You're not gonna
tell your son how to live."

-Exactly!
-Like, this is who he is.

That's the last thing
you should be hearing,

kind of that stuff.

It should all be
love and support,

and you shouldn't
have to go around

and dim your light for anyone.

It shouldn't have got
to that stage,

where my dad
had to say that stuff to me

when I was really young.

But he did,
and my mum put her foot down.

It was inspiring,

because it gave me
the momentum to push forward

and, like, live my best life.

How is your relationship
with your dad now?

Just before leaving
for the show,

we went out for brunch,

and I just explained
everything, how I felt.

And at the time,
I was, like, no Fs given.

I was, like, I'm gonna tell you
exactly how I feel

and how my upbringing was

and how you treated me
when I was younger.

And it was tears and apologies
left, right, and center.

I mean, I still
don't completely think

he really understands drag
and what I do and who I am.

But I want to have
a relationship with him,

so hopefully that can happen.

And I'm glad that I'm standing
in front of this camera

on RuPaul's Drag Race UK,
Season 2,

at the age of 21,

knowing how to do hair, sew,
pad my body, and look la fierce!

But it starts from within,
doesn't it?

-Completely. Absolutely.
-Just like anything.

If you can't love yourself--

How in the hell
you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get a gay man?

Can I get one, too?

-Gay men!
-[laughs]

Can I have
the vegan option, please?

[laughs]

[RuPaul laughs]

♪ Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe,
let your whole body talk ♪

And what?

Welcome to the main stage
of RuPaul's Drag Race UK.

Michelle Visage.

Now, did you learn anything
from Gemma Collins yesterday?

I demand a recount!

[all laugh]

The super-spexy Alan Carr.

Now, Alan, can you do
any impressions?

No, but I can put
my fist in my blank.

[all laugh]

You're insatiable.

I know.

She's on the download.

Podcast queen and singing
sensation Jessie Ware is here.

Hi, Ru.

Now, Jessie, have you
seen our show before?

Yeah, a little bit.

I've seen, you know,
Seasons 1 to 12,

and UK Drag Race
and All Stars.

Yeah, a little bit.

And you chose to come anyway?

Are you crazy?
I love you!

[all laugh]

-We're happy to have you here.
-Thank you.

This week
we challenged our queens

to snatch our attention

with their funniest
celebrity impersonations.

And tonight on the runway,
category is Pre-Herstoric,

drag from
one million years B.C.

Ahh. I remember it well.

I know. Wasn't it fun then?

So fun.
All those bones.

Racers, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win!

♪ Can you feel the love? ♪

RuPaul: First up, A'Whora.

Ru, do you think
that corset is boned?

[all laugh]

I'm serving you cavewoman sex.

I've got my bony tits,
my bony hips,

my fur is dragging,
and this bear is growling.

Putting the "mouth"
into "wooly mammouth."

This outfit is one of
the most intricate things

I've ever made.

I had it 3D-printed

to every contour of my body
through a scanner.

This mask is even shaped

to every dimension
of my drag makeup.

I have given you everything
on this runway.

There ain't an ounce of me
left on these bones.

What do you call that,
a mega-sore-ass?

[all laugh]

Up next, Tayce.

Ooh, I bet
she's a rock destroyer.

[all laugh]

Tayce: I'm serving you
voodoo priestess,

witch doctor,

tribal queen realness, honey.

I've got nails out to here.

How do I wipe my ass?
I don't know, but I did it.

Rraah!

-Ooh!
-Oh!

I'm stomping down this runway.

I am feral, I'm crawling,

and I'm giving you
Lion King for your nerve.

There's drool
flying out of my mouth.

Excuse me.
Do you speak hieroglyphics?

[all laugh]

RuPaul: Oh, brother.
It's Sister Sister.

Oh, bee 'ive.

[all laugh]

Sister Sister:
I am serving a twist

on a nineties supermodel,
cavewoman diva.

My hair is to the ceiling.

-If looks could road kill.
-[laughs]

I am stomping this runway
with my pussycat Bonian.

She's as skinny as I am.

Oh, we haven't eaten
in weeks.

Rreer.

Now that's what I call
a dry pussy.

[all laugh]

Michelle: Very.

RuPaul: Up next, Tia Kofi.

She's serving
erectile dysfunction.

[all laugh]

Tia: I am serving you
a pterodactyl on the runway.

You okay, hon?
You're looking a little beaky.

[laughs]

Campery? Yes.

Am I serving you body?
Absolutely.

Have I elevated my look?

There are thousands
of rhinestones on this,

so, yes, I have.

I'm unflappable.

Alan: I'll get the bill.
[all laugh]

RuPaul: Up next,
Bimini Bon-Boulash.

I can see
her single-cell organism!

Bimini: I'm going as bacteria,
because why the fuck not?

It isn't what you'd think
straightaway

when you think of prehistoric,

but we all started somewhere.

RuPaul: She's living
in a bacterial world,

and she is a bacterial girl.

I'm under a microscope.

You're looking at a petri dish,

and the bacteria
is floating down that runway.

If you don't get it
straightaway, read a book.

Be a braid,
Be very a braid.

[all laugh]

RuPaul: Up next,
Lawrence Chaney.

Oh, look
at that wizard sleeve.

[all laugh]

Lawrence: I'm giving you
pure cavewoman realness.

Smile.

I've got
my pearly-white teeth

that have fallen out
and decayed.

Yabba-dabba-do
brush your teeth.

My tiger print is hugging
my hourglass figure.

I'm putting the "ass"
in Jurassic.

She's looking a bit long
in the saber tooth.

[all laugh]

RuPaul: Up next,
Ellie D, Ellie Diamond.

Ooh, I just got a boner!

[all laugh]

Ellie: My prehistoric runway

is Pebbles
from the Flintstones.

I am literally
stomping the runway.

My hair is huge.

She's got a big bat,
and she's ready to swing it.

Her clubbing days
are behind her.

I'm feeling
all the little, like,

[humming] fantasies.

Alan: Raquel Squelch.

[all laugh]

Welcome, ladies.

Now, based on your
Snatch Game performances

and your Pre-Herstoric
presentation,

I've made some decisions.

When I call your name,
please step forward.

Sister Sister.

Ellie Diamond.

You are both safe.

-You may leave the stage.
-Thank you.

Ladies, you represent the tops
and the bottoms of the week.

Now it's time
for the judges' critiques.

First up, A'Whora.

So we're gonna start out

with your Snatch Game
character, Louie Spence.

Get ready to get dancing!

Which was a huge risk.

Was it a big enough payoff?

I'm not sure.

But I love
that you took the risk,

and I thought it was funny.

I thought Louie Spence
was a weird choice.

Personally, I don't like
overtly camp men on the telly.

[all laugh]

Listen, I loved the legs.

Flexible!
Just like me!

But I just wondered where
you were gonna go with it.

I wondered, the lisp, how far
you'd be able to take it.

And also, I didn't know if I
wanted you to take it that far.

I thought
it was perfectly managed.

You look amazing tonight.

The detail,
the kind of greasy hair

that still looks,
you know, fashionable.

I love what you've done with
the bone corset. Very clever.

But you didn't blow me away
with the Snatch Game.

But, hey, you have with this.
It's gorgeous.

All right, up next, Tayce.

Yoo-hoo!

The thing I loved most
about Snatch Game

is when it goes so surreal.

You knew that character
in and out,

and you got it right
from the bottom of the show,

so all the way
to that tight perm.

Hello, Ru, how are you,
you great hunk of spunk?

I felt like you got better
and better, you were so at ease.

And that is the best thing
about Snatch Game,

when you can just...
you can riff, you can go.

Sometimes you lost the accent
a little bit,

but I'll forgive you.

Tonight on the runway,
this is fantastic.

You did your interpretation,

you did it different
to everybody else.

You've done almost,
like, this voodoo priestess.

I love it.

You look like Diana Ross
has gone mental

in a safari park gift shop.

[all laugh]
I love it all.

Fantastic outfit, but we can see
pads through your stockings.

You've gotta wear a few pair
to sort of even that out.

I mean, I didn't notice.

I looked in the mirror
just now back there,

and I was like, ooh!

But lesson learned.

All right, up next, Tia Kofi.

So you did Mel B,
AKA Scary Spice.

-Grr.
-To be honest,

the Eddie Murphy bit
felt like that was repetitious,

and there's other things
we could have done.

Do you remember me
and Eddie Murphy?

I just feel you needed

to really give Keith Lemon
a run for his money.

-Yeah.
-Who does Mel B so grotesquely.

Like, ooh,
ya minge-teasin' bastard!

So in a way,
I felt sorry for you.

Tonight on the runway,

I think this is definitely
an improvement for you.

We can see your body.

I still think that makeup
could use some work.

It's not terrible,
but it needs to be better.

Your energy, like, you know,
Dino the Depressed Dinosaur.

You know,
just when you come in,

you're, like, flap, flap, oh.

The volcano's gone off again,
and all that.

I could see you doing that.

I could have done with the
headdress being a bit scarier.

It does look a bit pigeony.

But it's going
in the right direction.

But just come on,
give it a bit more oomph.

I really didn't
push through enough.

And I just really wanted
to step it up...

And I feel like
I've let you down.

I don't want you
to be hard on yourself.

[exhales]

Look at that gorgeous body.

You could wear anything.
Bitch.

[all laugh]

Are you cinched?

No, I just have
a really fat ass.

[all laugh]

Me, too.

-Thank you, Tia.
-Thank you.

Up next, Bimini.

Your Snatch Game,
you chose to do Katie Price.

Is it cold in here,
or is it just my nipples?

[all laugh]

And I can't tell you
how fabulous it was.

There's a slight thing she does
with her pronunciations.

You hit them all.

It was just spot-on.

You were poised.
You were in control.

I really quite fancied you,

and I would be
your next husband, I felt.

[all laugh]
You really--you had me.

I've got an opening.

[all laugh]

Do you wanna see it?

[all laugh]

I think we're looking at it.

Now, in your own words, can you
describe your outfit for us?

I was inspired

by Iris van Herpen's
bacteria/germ kind of thing.

And I thought that was,
to me, prehistoric in a sense

because it's, like,
the first cell.

I was, like, is she a vagina?
Is she a jellyfish?

So you are an amoeba.

Yeah, I invented Cher.

[all laugh]
Right, sure looks like it.

That doesn't mean
you don't look gorgeous.

The kind of Botticelli hair
and the shoes.

Didn't realize it was an amoeba,

but hats off to you for doing
something totally different

that no one else
has done on the stage.

You thought about it, you went,
"I'm gonna be an amoeba."

Bacteria.

Yeah, "I'm gonna be a bacteria."

Good for you, love.

Thank you. [laughs]

Up next, Lawrence Chaney.

Hi, RuPaul, babes.

Or with these teeth,
I should go, all right, darling?

[laughs]

Wow. Let's talk about
Miriam Margolyes.

Please.

Sometimes we get too smart
with our choices,

and I think Miriam might
have been a little too smart

for the Snatch Game.

It was repetitive,
so repetitive.

It was the same thing
over and over.

I mean, you've got great timing,
you've got funny bones.

I just really feel
like you missed a trick.

By the end, there was
nowhere really to go.

Everything became
about being a lesbian.

A thespian lesbian.

And I thought, oh,
wish she was someone else.

This look's fun.

You're channeling Raquel Welch.

I love the little details,
the claw mark on your chest.

I think the teeth is just a
little touch of Lawrence Chaney.

The last think you could have
done to push it over the top

would have been to have really
long armpit hair on one arm.

Because I don't think
they had razors.

And I shaved just for this.

Look at that.

I was introduced to you
through Snatch Game.

And I thought, Miriam, okay,
too many lesbian jokes.

But I'm so glad that
I get to see this personality

that is oozing
in abundance on the runway.

You know, everybody
says that about you.

At what age
did people start saying,

"Wow, you're a little
firecracker, aren't ya?"

Um...

Um...sorry.
I'm very emotional.

Sorry. [sniffles]

What are you emotional about?

When I was younger,
a bigger kid, you know,

made fun over, you know,
everything under the sun.

Kids are arseholes.

And having that humor is, like,

the only thing that I was able
to, like, punch back at.

I'm so sorry for--
because I know you're--

you've been
so supportive of me.

Listen, you are not
that little boy anymore.

You are a fierce queen

on the most incredible stage
in the world.

But just keep fighting,

because it's not an accident
that you're here.

You know, just remember that.

Thank you.

Thank you, ladies.

I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck
in the werkroom,

the judges and I
will deliberate.

You may leave the stage.

I think Snatch Game
is probably the hardest,

the hardest of the challenges.

It is the hardest thing
that I've done so far.

-We survived it.
-I know. Thank God.

Yay! Good for us. Sexy.

Let's bonk!
No, that's silly.

-No? Okay.
-No.

Oh! [sighs] Jeez, all right.

-I can't see.
-[laughs]

-Hey, girls.
-Hello.

Oh, I've lost a nail.

-How are we all?
-Lovely ladies.

Tayce, how you doing?

I'm doing good.
I'm doing good.

I'm pleasantly surprised.

They loved my Snatch Game,
they loved the look.

Yeah, it went well,
it went well.

Tia, how are you feeling?

Mostly I feel like
I'm in the bottom.

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

What was it specifically
they said?

I just didn't punch through.

I mean, I have eyes,
so I understand

that my look isn't quite
up to par with everyone else's.

Tia Kofi, come on, girl.

I am the nicest bitch
in drag, after all,

so if she does need help
packing those suitcases,

I will be there to do so.

If you actually do win
this lip sync, it's official.

You're the lip sync assassin
for the season.

Right now, you're like
the lip sync wrestler,

the lip sync ninja.

Lawrence, how are you doing?

Oh, it was terrible.

Oh, it was awful.

-Sorry. I feel awful.
-It wasn't terrible

It wasn't terrible, Lawrence.

It's just so shit,
because you get so annoyed

when...[sighs]

when you're meant
to be good at something

and it isn't going your way.

-Ru loves you.
-Yeah.

And then I fucked up
a challenge on her show.

You can't win every challenge.

Yeah, they thought
you missed the mark

a little bit
with your character.

But, no, they didn't hate it.

They thought you had jokes.

They landed,
they thought you were funny.

Lawrence is starting
to pester me a little bit.

She's very negative.

I think after she succeeded
so much in the last challenge,

she feels a pressure
to really outdo herself.

But, girl, this isn't
all about you.

Give us some airtime.

A'Whora, like,
what was your critiques?

What were they saying about
your Snatch Game and runway?

They all
absolutely ate up the look,

but at this point I just think

that the fact that Lawrence
does have these wins

could save her in this case,

which puts me in the bottom
against Tia.

And that does petrify me,

because I can't do anything
in this outfit.

I don't believe her.

You can lip sync
in that outfit.

You should know damn well

you could potentially
be in the bottom.

You prepare an outfit
to do it in.

But, yeah, she shouldn't
have been so shit. [laughs]

Babe, if you're against me,
I can't walk in this outfit

and I can't raise my arms
above here, so we're sorted.

Any three of you,
like, whoever it is,

go out there
and fucking kill it.

To a good Snatch Game, ladies!

Well-earned, girls!

And whoever has to lip sync,

fucking turn it out, bitches.

Oh, something ripped.
[laughs]

Yo!

Now, just between
us squirrel friends,

I wanna know what you think,
starting with A'Whora.

I wanna give A'Whora credit

in saying she took it
as far as she possibly could

by doing Louie Spence.

All the elements
were there on paper:

the fake tan, the hair,
the pseudo lateral lisp.

I'm ready for the Snatch Game!

I knew he was gonna do that.

Yeah, you know, the lisp
really did get in the way,

but there were
some funny things in there.

I loved the bone bodice.

I thought that was inspired.

I wish that the mask
could have been half,

so I would have been able
to enjoy some makeup.

So you could have had
an eye moment

or a kind of lip moment.

But I feel it was decent,
it was good.

All right, up next, Tayce.

I loved everything Tayce
did in that Snatch Game.

You know,
she freaking nailed it.

Excuse me, Ru, are you
talking about my Chookie Nick?

[laughs]

She could have gone
for someone gorgeous,

but, no, what did she do?

She popped herself
in a shell suit

and stuck that really ugly
tight blonde perm on her head.

She's just brilliant.

You know, other people who
have done characters like that

will just rely totally
on the material.

But she sat into the material

and made it
not just an imitation.

On the runway,
you couldn't not look.

She commanded that stage,
and so I was there,

and I felt like I was
about to watch the Tayce show.

So I feel like I've had
a little taste of Tayce,

and I'm liking
what I'm tasting, Tayce.

[all laugh]

Up next, Tia Kofi.

Anyone can do Mel B.

Anyone can have
that fruity laugh,

do the Vs, cover yourself
in leopard skin.

But it's just none of that.
It was just very flat.

I just wrote "minge."

She knew she'd let herself down.

Tonight on the runway,

I was happy to see her
in something form-fitting,

but when you lined it all up,
it was kind of like, eh.

It's a dress with wings
and some glitter veins.

I just feel like she
is still trying to figure out

who she is as a queen.

And I don't think
she understands

what potential lies before her.

Ru, I don't think
she's comfortable

with knowing
that beauty about her.

I think she is hiding
behind that comedy thing.

All right,
let's move on to Bimini.

Listen, she might have been a
floating amoeba vagina tonight,

but in the Snatch Game,
she nailed it.

I can't tell you
how hard I was laughing.

The nipples
are the eyes of the face.

[all laugh]

I was so proud of her.

Yeah, absolutely loved her
as Katie Price.

It was just
a complete master class.

She seems like she is so
comfortable in her performance,

which made her
really likable, as well.

Either you get it or you don't.

Well, Bimini gets it,

and I thoroughly enjoyed
her Katie Price.

And I liked the runway look.

When she said she was an amoeba,

I thought, oh, I get it,
it's an amoeba.

She wore contact lenses,
the braiding.

It looked couture,
it looked amazing,

and it fitted the brief.

I agree. You know,
her runway look was editorial.

She editorialized
the concept of Pre-Herstoric.

All right, let's move on down
to Lawrence Chaney.

I know how hard
she's gonna be on herself,

but the brief
was what the brief was,

and there was
a bit of a hiccup.

You know, we're all performers.

We've all started a night out
and then gone, oh, okay.

I haven't
read the room properly.

This isn't going so well.

I creamed my knickers.

And it was frustrating
to see him in Snatch Game,

because you know he's funnier.

It was a risk.
Didn't quite pay off.

You're right, Michelle,
there was some struggle there,

and that made us, the audience,
feel very uncomfortable.

The outfit wasn't the most
exciting out of the girls,

but I'm so glad

that I got to see
that charm and that charisma.

I wish that that same charisma

could have been applied
to the Snatch Game.

Oh, I wish she did--

All right, silence.

I've made my decision.

Bring back my girls.

Welcome back, ladies.

I've made some decisions.

Tayce, your Snatch Game
was noice.

Different, unusual.

You're safe.

You may join the other girls.

Thank you.

Well done, chookie.

Bimini, your runway look
was contagious,

and your Katie Price
was priceless.

Con-drag-ulations.

You are the winner
of this week's challenge.

You've received
a coveted RuPeter badge.

♪ Rule Britannia ♪

[imitating Katie Price]
I'll wear it with pride.

[all laugh]
Thank you very much.

You may join the other girls.

Yes, bitch! Yes!

Tia Kofi.

I'm sorry, my dear,
but you are up for elimination.

Oh, my God.

Not the bottom two
for a third time.

No.

Lawrence Chaney.

I'm sorry, my dear,
but you are up for elimination.

A'Whora, you are safe,

and you may join
the other girls.

Thank you so much.

Good luck.

Two queens stand before me.

I've consulted with the judges,

but the final decision
is mine to make.

Ladies, this is your last chance
to impress me

and save yourself
from elimination!

The time has come...
[thunder]

for you to lip sync...

[echoing] for your life!

What am I thinking right now?

Here we, here we,
here we fucking go.

Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

[music plays]

♪ Oh ♪

♪ We're starting it over ♪

♪ We're making way
for destiny ♪

♪ A time to turn over ♪

♪ A better life
for you and me ♪

♪ Baby,
let your conscience go ♪

♪ There's no turning back
when love takes hold ♪

♪ Hold me, baby,
drive me crazy ♪

♪ Touch me ♪

♪ All night long ♪

♪ Make me love you ♪

♪ Kiss and hug you ♪

♪ Touch me ♪

♪ All night long ♪

♪ The more that I see you ♪

♪ The more I know
that love belongs ♪

♪ Mm-mm ♪

♪ With you in my mind, boy ♪

♪ I wouldn't know
what's right from wrong ♪

♪ And baby,
let your conscience go ♪

♪ There's no turning back
when love takes hold ♪

♪ Hold me, baby,
drive me crazy ♪

♪ Touch me ♪

♪ All night long ♪

♪ Make me love you ♪

♪ Kiss and hug you ♪

♪ Touch me ♪

♪ All night long ♪

Let's do it!

Whoo!

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Baby,
let your conscience go ♪

♪ There's no turning back
when love takes hold ♪

♪ Hold me, baby,
drive me crazy ♪

♪ Touch me ♪

♪ All night long ♪

♪ Make me love you ♪

♪ Kiss and hug you ♪

Whoo! Let's do it!

[all laugh]
Let's do it!

[cheers and applause]

That was more than two steps.

Oh, my goodness.

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Lawrence Chaney.

Shantay you stay.

[applause]

Thank you so much.

You may join the other girls.

Thank you.

-I love you.
-I love you.

You fucking winged freak.

Oh!

Love you. Love you!

Tia Kofi, the question
no longer remains.

You will always be
my cup of tea.

Now sashay away.

Are you sure?

Are you sure?
I've got no plan.

Are you sure?
All right.

This has literally
been the best.

Thank you so much.

[applause]
Yes, Tia!

Love you, baby.

-Win.
-Good luck.

Love you.

You're all amazing.

Don't shed a tear.

I guess Ru just ordered
her coffee to go?

[all laugh]

Listen, I was sent home
by someone

with three RuPeter badges,
so that's fine.

That is fair enough.

Can't even keep my hat on.

Maybe I didn't quite
get out of my head,

but I am so lucky
and so grateful

to have made it
as far as I did.

If I could change one thing
about my time on Drag Race,

I would probably
burn all my outfits

and walk down the runway naked
every single time.

But I feel like
I have done myself proud,

and I hope that
I've done Clapham proud, too.

Con-drag-ulations, ladies.

And remember,
if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell
you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an "amen" up in here?

-Amen!
-Amen!

All right.
Now let the music play!

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ Come on and take me away ♪

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪

RuPaul: Next time
on RuPaul's Drag Race UK...

I want you
to transform yourselves

into lockdown
super she-roes. Go!

[screaming]

This is fucking savage.

Oh. Aah!

Say hello
to Drag Race royalty Raven.

She is the queen of makeup.

She put a huge
happy feeling in my belly.

She looks like
a children's entertainer

if you hated your children.

Not gonna cut it.

Oh, what's going on
with Tayce?

[siren]

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ Come on and take me away ♪

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ Come on and take me away ♪

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ To the moon ♪

♪ Come on and take me away ♪

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪