Original subtitles

'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE

CHRISTMAS, TRUE BELIEVERS, AND

ALL THROUGH SANTA'S WORKSHOP,

LAST-MINUTE TOYS WERE BEING

MADE, AS THE FOREMAN YELLED,

"CHOP, CHOP!"

All: ♪ ...BRINGING GIFTS TO

GIRLS AND BOYS ♪

♪ THE NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY KIDS

DON'T GET NO TOYS ♪

♪ OH, SILVER AND GOLD

♪ AND RED AND WHITE

♪ RAINBOW CHRISTMAS, RAINBOW

CHRISTMAS ♪

♪ IS TONI-I-I-I-GHT

THE ELVES WERE ALL BUSY WITH

LOTS TO BE DONE.

THEY WORKED AND THEY SANG...

WELL, EXCEPT FOR JUST ONE.

HEY, I DIDN'T HEAR YOU

SINGING, WINTERGREEN!

I TOLD YOU, I DON'T SING.

SANTA JUST ASKED ME TO KEEP AN

EYE ON THINGS AROUND HERE, AND

THAT'S ALL I'M DOING.

BUT THERE'S ONLY A FEW HOURS

UNTIL SANTA DELIVERS HIS GIFTS,

AND THEN CHRISTMAS IS OVER.

WE NEED ALL THE HELP WE CAN GET.

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

I'LL GET IT!

[ HUMMING ]

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU.

COME ON IN AND HAVE SOME EGG...

OHH!

NOG.

HEY, LOOK, WE HAVE GUESTS.

LOOKS LIKE CHRISTMAS IS

COMING EARLY FOR ME.

RRRRRRRRAAH!

OHHHHHHH.

HEY, COOL DART GUN.

CAN I SEE?

D'OH!

NAPPY TIME.

[ SNORING ]

MERRY CHRISTMAS, KIDS.

YOO-HOO, UP HERE!

OW!

[ SNORING ]

HUH? HEY!

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO BE DOWN

HERE!

AND MERRY CHRISTMAS.

UNH!

HEY, WHAT ARE YOU... OHH!

CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY

CARTOON NETWORK

WHOO, MAN, THAT WAS CLOSE.

I'M SURPRISED WE GOT OUT OF THAT

SUGARCOATED CASTLE ALIVE.

OH, COME ON.

IT WASN'T SO BAD.

PLUS, IT WAS THE ONLY PLACE I

COULD PICK UP MY LAST GIFT.

AND I SAVED THE BEST ONE FOR

YOU-U-U-U-U.

OH, YOU GOT ME A PRESENT?

WHOO-HOO-HOO!

WHAT IS IT?

YOU CAN'T OPEN IT NOW.

YOU HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL WE

EXCHANGE GIFTS TOMORROW MORNING.

UHH! EXCHANGE GIFTS?

[ CHEWS NOISILY ]

RIGHT.

DON'T TELL ME YOU DIDN'T GET

ME A PRESENT AGAIN.

DON'T YOU LIKE ME?

YEAH, NUMBUH 4, DON'T YOU

LI-I-I-KE NUMBUH 3?

[ LAUGHS ]

LIKE, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING

ABOUT?

WHO CARES ABOUT GETTING PRESENTS

FOR OTHER PEOPLE, ANYWAYS?

ISN'T SANTA THE ONE WHO'S

SUPPOSED TO DO THAT?

OF COURSE, BUT REAL FRIENDS

GET EACH OTHER GIFTS AS WELL.

SO YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO WATCH THE

REST OF US EXCHANGE GIFTS

TOMORROW.

UH...

IT MAY BE A LITTLE LATE.

YOU GUYS DIDN'T GET ME GIFTS,

EITHER?

UM, WELL, THINGS HAVE BEEN

BUSY LATELY, AND... WHOA!

LOOK AT THAT.

WE'RE BACK AT THE TREEHOUSE.

BETTER BUCKLE UP FOR LANDING.

WELL, IT'S REALLY MORE FUN TO

GIVE THAN RECEIVE, ANYWAY.

HEY, YOU GUYS DECORATED FOR

CHRISTMAS!

NUMBUH 5 DIDN'T DO IT, BUT

WHOEVER DID WENT FOR THE

MINIMALIST LOOK.

HEY, THIS TREE IS 560 YEARS

OLD.

OHHH. WHY?

WHY DOES EVERYONE ALWAYS TAKE MY

TREEHOUSE EVERY SINGLE TIME?!

WHO'S JUMPING ON THE "TAKE

NIGEL'S PRIDE AND JOY BANDWAGON"

NOW?

YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE BEFORE

CHRISTMAS, THAT'S WHO, BUB.

NOW, I DON'T WANT ANY TROUBLE,

KID, SO I'M GONNA TELL IT LIKE

IT IS.

I WANT THAT GIFT

LITTLE MISS GREEN-SLEEVES HAS

GOT, SO WHAT DO YOU SAY YOU HAND

OVER THE REINDEER AND NO ONE

GETS THEIR CHRISTMAS TURKEY

COOKED EARLY?

Shh!

DON'T TELL NUMBUH 4 ABOUT THE

REINDEER.

It's a surprise!

LOOK, YOU KIDS TOOK SOMETHING

FROM SANTA, AND WHEN HE FINDS

OUT, HE'S GONNA BE REAL UNJOLLY.

AND MY JOB IS TO KEEP THE MAN

JOLLY, SO HAND IT OVER.

YOU WANT MY GIFT?

THE ONLY THING WE'LL BE

HANDING YOU IS SOME SEASON'S

BEATINGS FOR STEALING MY

TREEHOUSE.

I WAS HOPING YOU'D SAY THAT.

ELFA STRIKE, ATTACK!

UGH!

KIDS NEXT DOOR, BATTLE

STATIONS!

FACE THE FACTS, BUB.

YOU'VE BEEN CUT DOWN, JUST LIKE

YOUR PUNY TREE.

WAAAH!

NOW, WHERE'S SANTA'S

REINDEER?

HO, HA, HWAH.

WAZZAH!

YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD, KID, BUT

YOU'RE GONNA NEED YOUR CHRISTMAS

BEST TO BEAT ME!

LOOK OUT, TRUE BELIEVER.

WITH BONES OF SOLID

PEPPERMINTIUM, THE FEROCIOUS

LEADER OF SANTA'S ELITE STRIKE

FORCE, ELFA STRIKE, IS

WINTERGREEN.

UH-OH.

[ SCREAMS ]

NUMBUH 1!

All: ATTACK!

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

[ SPEAKS GERMAN ]

MEIN FRAULEIN.

HEY, HE BLEW UP!

NOT QUITE!

HEY!

THIS ELF WAS BORN, QUITE

STRANGELY, WITH A WEIRD AND

WOODEN HEAD.

AND IF HE EVER BIT YOU, "OUCH!"

IS WHAT YOU PROBABLY SAID.

MEET THE MYSTERIOUS NUTCRACKER.

WAAAAAH!

GET HIM OFF, GET HIM OFF!

AAAAH!

OH, GET HIM OFF!

YOU CANNOT.

I CAN, TOO.

NO WAY!

THAT'S UNPOSSIBLE.

I'M SERIOUS.

WILL YOU SHOW ME?

SURE.

THIS ELF GOT PELTED BY A

RADIOACTIVE SNOWBALL WHILE

WALKING HOME FROM SANTA'S

CHRISTMAS EVE.

NOW, YOU CAN SAY THERE'S NO SUCH

THING AS SUPERPOWERS, BUT ONCE

YOU MEET SNOW ANGEL, YOU'LL

BELIEVE.

WOW!

YOU REALLY CAN CONTROL SNOW.

HEY, THAT'S NOT FOR YOU!

NUMBUH 2, LOOK OUT!

[ SCREAMING ]

[ Russian accent ] WHITE

CHRISTMAS.

WHAT HAVE WE HERE?

LET GO, YOU FROSTBITTEN

FREAK!

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

AND LAST, BUT NOT LEAST, THE

MIGHTY CONIFEROUS, WITH THE

PRICKLY POWER OF PERILOUS PINE

NEEDLES.

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

[ CHOMP ]

OHH. AAAAAAAH!

GIVE ME BACK NUMBUH 4'S

PRESENT.

RAAAH!

I GOT IT, I GOT IT!

NOT QUITE, FRAULEIN.

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

LOOK FOR THIS?

KEEP TRYING.

THIS WHAT YOU WANT?

UH-OH.

THANKS, KID.

LOOKS LIKE WE CAN ALL GO HOME

NOW.

LAY OFF, TOOTS!

GIVE... ME... THAT... PRESENT!

NEVER MIND.

YOU CAN HAVE THE STUPID PRESENT.

I... I CAN?

ALL RIGHT!

JUST KIDDING.

AAH-HAAAH!

[ GROANING NERVOUSLY ]

AAAAH!

[ CRASH ]

NOW, DOES ANYONE ELSE WANT TO

TRY AND TAKE MY PRESENT?!

All: NO, NO.

LET'S GO.

JUST KEEP IT.

[ GROANING ]

HATE TO DO THIS TO YOU, KID, BUT

WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME HERE.

[ BEEPS ]

ONLY ONCE IN A THOUSAND

CHRISTMASES IS ELFA STRIKE

FORCED TO PULL OUT THEIR MOST

DEADLY ATTACK.

WHEN THERE'S NO OTHER WAY TO

SAVE THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF

THE YEAR, THEY CALL IN THE

"12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS" ATTACK.

12 DRUMMERS DRUMMING.

11 PIPERS PIPING.

10 LORDS A-LEAPING.

9 LADIES DANCING.

8 MAIDS A-MILKING.

7 SWANS A-SWIMMING.

6 GEESE A-LAYING.

5 GOLDEN RINGS.

4 CALLING BIRDS.

3 FRENCH HORNS.

2 TURTLEDOVES.

AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE.

[ GROANING ]

THANKS, KID.

NOW, IF YOU KIDS DON'T MIND,

WE'LL BE TAKING BACK THE

REINDEER YOU STOLE SO WE CAN GET

ON DELIVERING PRESENTS.

I DIDN'T STEAL IT.

I BOUGHT IT FOR NUMBUH 4.

YEAH?

AND JUST WHAT IS YOUR STUPID

FRIEND GONNA DO WITH A... SECRET

SANTA SURPRISE REINDEER MONKEY?

YOU GOT ME A CRUDDY RAINBOW

MONKEY?

WELL, IT'S MORE THAN YOU GOT

HER.

HOW DO YOU KNOW I DIDN'T GET

HER ANYTHING?

THE SECRET SANTA SURPRISE

REINDEER MONKEY IS ONLY

AVAILABLE AT THE RAINBOW MONKEY

SUPERSTORE ON CHRISTMAS EVE.

THEN THESE KIDS COULDN'T HAVE

BEEN AT THE NORTH POLE TODAY IF

THEY GOT ONE.

WELL, NO KIDDING.

WE WERE AT THAT CRAZY STORE ALL

DAY, WAITING IN LINE TO BUY THAT

THING.

THEN IF THEY DIDN'T DO IT,

THEN WHO HAS THE REINDEER?

Together: [ Monotone ] SO,

SANTA...

SHALL WE BEGIN?

WE'LL TAKE CARE OF THESE

HOLIDAY HOOLIGANS.

YOU KIDS TAKE CARE OF THE

DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN BEFORE

CHRISTMAS IS OVER.

HOW DO WE GET IN?

THE DOOR'S BOLTED SHUT.

DOWN THE CHIMNEY, OF COURSE.

NOW, GET GOING!

AAAH!

[ LIGHTNING CRASHES ]

YAY! TOYS, TOYS, TOYS!

HUH?

[ CRIES ]

HUH?

[ BOTH SCREAM ]

[ GOOFY LAUGHTER ]

HUH?

[ CRIES ]

OKAY, FOR THE LAST TIME, OUT

- OF THE... - [ ALL GASP ]

HELP US.

PLEASE, YOU MUST HELP US.

UGH!

OWEE.

ALL RIGHT, LADY, YOUR CLASS

IS DISMISSED.

NOW, OPEN THAT DOOR BEFORE WE

PUT A HOLIDAY HURTING ON YOU.

Y-Y-YOU S-STAY AWAY FROM ME.

DON'T MAKE ME CALL THE ARBOR DAY

AVENGERS FOR BACKUP.

WELL, THAT'S ONE BUNCH OF

KIDS THAT WON'T BE GETTING

PRESENTS THIS YEAR.

WOULD YOU KNOCK IT OFF ABOUT

NOT GETTING PRESENTS AROUND

NUMBUH 3?

HEY, WHERE IS NUMBUH 3?

WO-O-O-W.

THIS THING CAN DELIVER PRESENTS

TO EVERY KID IN THE WORLD.

IMAGINE, I COULD GIVE EVEN MORE

PRESENTS TO MY FRIENDS.

YEAH!

LOTS AND LOTS OF PRESENTS!

EVEN PRESENTS FOR... ME.

EVERYONE'S ALWAYS LIKE, "OH, I

FORGOT TO GET NUMBUH 3 A

PRESENT, " OR, " I WAS OFF

FIGHTING ADULT TYRANNY."

WELL, I DESERVE SOMETHING FOR

BEING THE ONLY ONE TO THINK OF

OTHERS!

I DESERVE EVERYTHING!

YE-E-E-E-E-S.

KUKI!

WE GOT TO SAVE HER!

IS THERE TROUBLE, KIDS?

All: SANTA.

SEE?

THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING

ABOUT.

THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO SAVE

YOUR FRIEND, WALLABEE.

[ GRUNTING ]

AND YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN

DO IT.

M-M-ME?

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.

NOW, GET IN THERE.

ARE YOU SURE THERE'S NOT

ANOTHER WAY?

DO YOU THINK I'D BE SENDING

YOU IN THERE IF THERE WAS

ANOTHER WAY, KID?

YEAH, GO!

[ LIGHTNING CRASHING ]

NUMBUH 3?

KUKI?

UM, KUKI?

[ ROARS ]

AAH!

UH, MERRY CHRISTMAS, KUKI.

[ Echoing ] YOU?

YOU GOT ME A PRESENT, NUMBUH 4?

I WANTED TO SURPRISE YOU ON

CHRISTMAS, BUT, UH, THEN YOU

TURNED ALL EVIL AND STUFF, SO...

YOU... YOU GOT ME...

FRENCH FRIES?!

I DIDN'T FINISH THEM WHEN I

WAS AT THE RUSTY BURGER, SO I

THOUGHT YOU MIGHT, YOU KNOW...

WANT THEM.

[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]

[ GROWLS ]

THIS... IS THE ABSOLUTE...

[ Normal voice ] SWEETEST GIFT

YOU EVER GOT ME.

WAHH!

IT'S ALSO THE ONLY GIFT YOU EVER

GOT ME, BUT WHO'S COUNTING?

AHHHHHH.

ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO.

TAKE IT UNDER THE MISTLETOE.

I'VE GOT FIVE MINUTES TO DELIVER

PRESENTS TO ALL THE GOOD

CHILDREN OF THE WORLD BEFORE

CHRISTMAS IS OVER.

AND YOU KIDS MIGHT WANT TO GET

BACK HOME IN TIME TO OPEN YOURS,

IF YOU GET ANY THIS YEAR.

WELL, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE

TIME?

OKAY, WE'RE GOING.

WHOO-HOO!

PRESENT CITY, HERE I COME.

[ LAUGHS ]

SANTA... I'M... I'M...

I KNOW, KUKI.

I KNOW.

SANTA!

GET YOUR OWN FRIES.

AWW, COME ON, JUST ONE.

IT'S MY PRESENT.

OHHH.

- >> HEY, SORRY ABOUT THE MIX-UP, - KID.

IT'S ALL RIGHT, BUT WHAT

ABOUT OUR TREEHOUSE?

DON'T WORRY, WE PUT IT TO

GOOD USE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

♪ RAINBOW CHRISTMAS, RAINBOW

- CHRISTMAS ♪ - ♪ IT'S ALSO VERY WHITE AND

FILLED WITH CHILDREN ♪

MERRY CHRISTMAS, TRUE

BELIEVERS, AND TO ALL A GOOD

NIGHT.

♪ OH, SILVER AND GOLD

♪ AND RED AND WHITE

5... 4... 3... 2... 1.

♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR

♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR

[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]

♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR

5...

4...

3...

2...

1.

♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR

♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR

[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]

♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR

♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR

5... 4... 3... 2... 1.