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SHTISEL-3

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Do not move! Even by a millimeter,

Hush, Yard, dad will come to you now,

Kiva ,,, -Wait a second,

Don't let her cry, - I'm on my way,

Do not move!

Bring it here, She will see me and calm down,

You know my parents constantly argued over this,

Father said what if children are not in danger

you can let them cry a little, so that they don't grow up as sissies,

What did your mother say?

That the main danger is thought that nobody needs you,

That's it, baby, Like this,

I would like to breastfeed her again,

At least once,

Kaufman?

Maybe he's right? Maybe you should sell?

It's not that we don't need in money,

No, Libi, Never,

I am ready to sell many things and pictures,

but not these, -Okay,

"Director rabbi Shtisel "

Rukhami! Rukhami ,,, -Yes, grandfather,

I'm sorry to bother you read psalms,

I just want to know did you get through to Meshulam,

They don't answer there,

Shouldn't you type all the time? -Yes of course, Now,

And tell me you got through to the secretary Moishele Tabak?

No, But I wouldn't worry granddad,

And Weinstatt, and Vakhtvogel, and Buxbaum will come for a fundraising evening,

They have already confirmed that they will come,

Rukhami, this is not enough,

They are also wealthy, aren't they? - Yes, well-off,

But I need now get the cheder out of debt,

For this, wealthy people are few, I need a nagid,

At least "nagid", -And who is it?

"Nagid" is a rich man,

You ask for 100 thousand and he gives you a million,

Yes answer already! -Granddad, don't get angry about it,

But why doesn't he answer? -Why isn't he answering?

What do we understand? "For my thoughts are not your thoughts,"

With His help, you are back this year go on maternity leave,

Amen,

Director, we have a problem with the choir,

The apprentice was rude to Blumenstock and stole the conductor's baton,

Hey, you!

Go here!

Director, director,

I want to know immediately

who stole from Rabbi Blumenstock conductor's baton?

Alive! Let there be one righteous man and tell you exactly what happened!

I will describe to the director exactly what happened!

Shame on you wretch!

Get out and don't come back without father and mother!

To both come!

Go on, children,

Let everyone go to their class and thinks what he did wrong,

Thank you, Lipa,

Am I going out for a second? -Of course,

Wait with a cigarette! I found a pair for you,

Slow down, Menuha, otherwise misfortune will happen,

Who are we talking about? About Yosil? -Yes! About Yosil and Shire Levinson,

Levinson's daughter from a tile store, Wonderful girl, Beauty,

She has wonderful features,

Do you think I'm sitting with folded arms?

No, I'm working, I am a widow, but I work,

I work, even when I sit with folded hands,

Wait Menuha, will I put you some food?

No, I don't eat much now,

Half a plate,

By the way, when is the last time you checked how old your son is?

Yosile? 19 years old was on Purim, -So what? -What?

How many girls Has he met already?

He's still young, Menuha, They haven't wooed him yet,

They didn't ask you,

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Lip� is right, Is he,,, - He's a great guy, A great,

Thanks to the Creator, In order not to jinx it, -In order not to jinx it,

So why should he stay old bachelor?

He's still a boy, Menuha, He wants to learn, Where is the hurry?

Are you asking me where to rush?

Only I see the clouds hanging over the Weiss family?

What? What are you talking about?

Giti, can we talk in private?

I'll smoke,

All the best, Menuha,

All the best,

What the fuck! There is no such shit in hell,

Gitile, don't get me wrong,

I very love you, And I like your husband,

And let people speak, if they want, -What are they talking about?

They say they talk,

The Creator gave them a tongue, so they use it,

And I tell them:"I'm sorry, the boy is to blame? He is good",

Great guy, but nobody wants Yosile for his daughter,

Giti, then that you and your husband have already burped,

people haven't even started to digest yet,

In short, I arrange a meeting for you with Levinson,

I promised them an answer by evening,

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Yosile, how are you? Where is the Gemara?

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Honestly, I came

consult with the director of the yeshiva on the issue,

not related to study,

Clear, Speak I'm listening,

Parents insist so that I start choosing a bride,

And there is a suggestion,

They say the girl is special, They don't refuse this,

And what's the problem? Why don't you agree?

Yes, the mother is very pressing, for me to agree, director,

Why does the mother have to push? You said the offer was good,

But I wasn't about to choose a wife until the fifth year of study,

I still have a lot of work to do here, -Yosile, do you think

that after marriage they don't study? Get married - and study further,

You have your whole life ahead of you,

Be it someone else I would tell him not to rush,

But you can learn being married,

"Donation Sermon"

"Shtisel"

Suher! What a surprise, -Do you remember Nechama?

Do I remember Nehama? Yes, No, No, Do we know each other?

Nehama Yoktan,

We got engaged when I was 18, You was my mentor before the wedding,

Remember, Shulem? -Of course,

Nehama Yoktan, Yes, now I remember,

Since then 50 years have passed,

Yes, Nehama, Now I remember,

You canceled your engagement, You then went to the army,

You can congratulate us,

Nehama and I got engaged again,

I rubbed my eyes, I decided that it seemed to me,

Issachar? Issachar from my youth sells lottery tickets at a kiosk?

Who would have thought?

I saw her and realized that she is still the same as at 18 years old,

I did not understand, in reality or I have a dream,

Perfectly, The main thing, so that you get married this time,

I have been looking for an opportunity for several days come again, And she came,

Filled out a lottery ticket, We exchanged a couple of phrases,

There has been progress, -Perfectly,

A week later, the main prize happened,

Perfectly,

What does "grand prize" mean?

She won the lottery, What else? -In the lottery?

Three million shekels,

Can you believe it?

When he said I almost fainted,

What are you talking about!

A miracle happened to you,

Suher, I must tell you

that as soon as I opened the door and saw you with the bride,

not yet knowing who she is, I immediately told myself

that this rebetsn is a spilled nagis,

"Nagida"? -Exactly, Nagida,

Dad, keep in mind that I still don't want to get married,

At least until the fifth year of study, Only Torah,

What are you talking about? Why are we going to them?

Out of respect for the mother,

You know I sincerely hope that you want to marry a girl

to which I'm taking you, Do you know why?

The fewer girls you meet the less you compare them,

And the happier you will become,

Really, Trust your father,

Here is the hotel, Have arrived,

Thanks Dad,

I apologize, Are you Shira?

Yossi? -Yes,

I'm used to the name Yosile but you can call me Yossi,

There is free space in the lobby,

Let's go there? -Yes,

After all the controversy, is

spend 80 shekels on a water mattress,

father had to inflate him himself,

without pump, Whole mattress, It took him an hour,

Poor fellow, -But it was worth it,

After all his efforts we sat together on the mattress,

father and me, We sailed along the Kinneret, It was a gift from above,

They sang "I will wait", -Sing what?

"I will wait", You probably know,

"I will wait on our Lord,

"I will ask him

"and I will wait for an answer ,,,"

"I will wait", -Yes,

You sing very well, -I'm not a singer at all,

Your turn,

My turn? Sing? Here?

No, no, it's your turn talk about yourself,

Okay,

What can I tell you?

I really love hiking,

During the holidays, with your family?

Including, But I meant walks alone,

I love Ramot forest very much, -Really? Aren't you afraid to wander there?

On the contrary, -What does it mean?

When I'm scared, I go there,

To be honest, I went there before meeting you,

If I'm scared I immediately go to the Ramot forest,

It's ten minutes walk from the parents' house,

Why were you afraid? -This is scary,

I almost changed my mind from fear, -You see? Nothing happened,

Yes, but the walk helped me, I'm a bit of a coward,

It takes a lot of courage to call myself a coward,

What guests! - Hush, Good morning dad,

I'm just going down, -Indeed?

Look at her, The day has not yet begun, and she is already asleep,

Doesn't she need to go to kindergarten? Or a nursery? - Yes, we're just going there,

I wanted to find you at home, It is too early,

I'm getting ready to fundraise,

You have no idea how much trouble, Wait, Kiva,

I didn't dream about it, It was, -What happened?

Suher is getting married, Your late mother's brother,

Really? -Who will he marry?

On a woman to whom he was engaged in his youth,

On Neham Yoktan, It's just incredible,

Indeed? Wonderful,

Shall we not stand on the stairs?

Yes of course, Let's go, Get down,

You see, you're already sure that I've seen everything in this life,

and suddenly Suher was about to get married,

Wonderful, I'll call him and congratulate him,

Dad, I don't want to hold you back,

Could you write me a check for a small amount?

Yes, What a question? Just hold a second,

Remind me that I'm buying from you and how much does it cost,

This is a loan, I need to pay for housing for several months,

otherwise I will have nowhere to live,

And what amount are we talking about?

10 thousand shekels, Maybe a little more,

15 thousand would help me a lot,

15 thousand? - So you can't help me,

That's not the point, Kiva, Understand something,

I can give you money but I prefer to give the fish,

Fish? - A fishing rod, Never mind,

This cannot continue, Kiva,

You have to work, Earn bread like a person,

You can't sit all day and feel sorry for yourself,

I do not feel sorry for myself,

Maybe you will move in with me? What do you say?

Doesn't the yard cry at night anymore?

Nearly,-Perfectly, Move,

Maybe I'll get you a job at the cheder,

I have a job, father, I am an artist, Actually,

some people are willing to pay big money for my paintings,

So what's the problem?

I'm not interested in selling paintings, which they want to buy,

Kiva, do you know what they say?

If life gives lemonade, take it!

Dad,,, - Good luck, Kiva, All the best,

Dad, -Etc,

Lipa, put the Menuhe something tasty,

Now, My hands are dirty,

Giti, who do you think you are? Duchess of Cambridge?

And your son - Prince Charles from London?

What audacity,

Don't come to the meeting without even calling and informing,

What are you, Menuha? -What?

I took him there myself,

You yourself? The girl waited 1,5 hours,

When His Highness Yosile Stisel will come, Sorry, Yosile Weiss,

She sat and waited tired, got up and left,

Wait Menuha, There must be some explanation,

Sit down, Let me call him and find out everything,

Hello, Would you please call freshman Yosile Weiss?

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This is his mother, Thank you very much,

Menuha? -Yes?

May I offer you food for now?

No, my appetite is gone,

A small bowl of soup, Thank you,

I asked them to wait in the waiting room but they went inside,

Wait, who entered? Where to?

How many important guests!

To what do I owe this honor? -Sit down, Reb Shulem,

Thank you, I'm fine, What's the matter?

We got together to understand what to do after the incident,

What to do next? -What are we talking about?

Rebbe Shtisel, they walk in the cheder conversations, And let's be honest,

not only in the header, It is in "WhatsApp" and on the Internet,

You hit some unfortunate child,

Gentlemen, sorry but you're over complicating things,

The boy got a slap in the face,

Now this is not accepted, Rabbi Shulem,

Teachers in the cheder don't give out slap the students,

I'm not a teacher, I'm a director, -Especially,

Look, we've already consulted, We have a proposal, Rabbi Shulem,

You are not too young anymore

as they say,

We offer, to collect donations

you announced that you are retiring,

Leaving? What nonsense ?!

You know how many times the kids are in the cheder get cracked?

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Weinbach, you got it, "If you save the rods, you will spoil the child,"

Where have you seen this?

Can't spank a child anymore? Where have we come to?

Times have changed, Rabbi Shulem, Another generation has grown up,

Keep in mind, that we are working hard

to convince Zimmermann's parents do not contact the police,

Where not to apply?

They will wait on condition that you admit your guilt

and leave the header immediately after collecting donations,

Rebbe Shulem, understand we give you a chance to leave with dignity,

If you want to, you can even spread a rumor

that you are sick with something, God forbid, As you wish,

I ,,, I don't ,,, - Okay, It's all,

All in good time, Rabbi Shulem,

We really appreciate everything you have done for the header over the years,

but it's time for you to rest,

We finished late, I did not want to call so as not to wake you up,

Wait, Yosile,

Did she tell you exactly what her name was? Did you ask her?

What a question? She said her name was Shira,

Describer her, -In what sense?

You ask the Yeshiotnik to describe the girl?

High, low, hair color, what she was wearing, Describer her,

She is quite tall with glasses,

With glasses? Shira Levinson has excellent eyesight,

What?

Shira Levinson doesn't wear glasses, Yosile,

What are we arguing about? She was wearing glasses,

Listen, my husband and I,may he rest in peace,

We have been engaged in matchmaking for decades, We have never had such fun,

Fun? -All the fun is fun,

He met the wrong Shira,

I thought this happens only in the stories of Chaim Walder,

I'll talk to the Levinsons and I will explain everything to them,

Who is Levinson? - Calm down, Yosile,

Will you talk to them? - I'll talk to them,

And I will make a new appointment,

And if necessary, I will come and follow so that you get to know each other,

Glasses ,,,

Mrs, Konigsberg, what about the girl, whom I met?

Dad, mom, I want to see each other further with her, With the second Shira,

You hear? - We don't even know who she is,

Yosile, be humble, You are a business worker,

What does this have to do with it? You don't know how we got along,

I'm in love with her,

In love? Who taught you this word?

Giti, wait,

You met once, by mistake, Seriously, Yosile,

I'm talking seriously,

Yosile, you are still young, This is your first meeting with a girl,

You didn't want to hear yesterday about matchmaking,

and now suddenly fell in love? -But why are you against?

Giti, Yosile, be quiet,

Giti, maybe their meeting is foreordained,

Since they got along like that, -I want to continue with her, You are welcome,

Enough, Clients are waiting for us, Yosile, my boy,

we will make an appointment with Shira Levinson,

and all will be well, I promise,

What is this letter?

This is nothing,

Is it from the landlord?

What is he writing? -Nothing, What can he say?

He's writing,

what will evict us if we don't pay in three days,

They are just pictures, Kiva, these are just paintings, Sell ??them,

Let Kaufman Sell Paintings at tomorrow's show,

Who cares, who will have them in the living room?

Here or at some rich man's? - These are not just paintings, Libi,

This is us, It's you,

It's not me, It's just paint on canvas,

No, No! It's not just paint on canvas!

That's all we have!

You promised me, I asked and you promised,

Kiva, but we need a home,

We need food for the Courtyard and money to pay bills,

I beg you, Libi,

I beg you, don't let me sell these paintings,

Whatever,,,

I beg you,

Rebbe Weinbach, how are you?

I wanted to tell you that you are right,

Rebbe Weinbach, how are you?

I wanted to say that you ,,, -Hello?

What, Weinbach? Rebbe, how are you ,,, -What?

Rabbi Weinbach, I wanted to say that you are right, They are absolutely right,

Perfectly, So we agreed, -Exactly,

I decided, what will happen as you said,

No more slaps in the cheder,

While I am the director there will be no slap in the face,

Not this year, not next, not in two years, not in five,

You hear? -We have already decided everything, Rabbi Shulem,

In a week you won't bethe director of the header,

Wait, Rabbi Weinbach, -We agreed, Rabbi Schul,

At a charity dinner will you take the microphone

and let them know that you are leaving, -Weinbach, I ask you to,

Let me end the school year humanly,

I beg you, And at the end of the year we will discuss everything again,

I promise, I will accept any decision you make, Anyone,

The decision has already been made,

You just have to write good farewell speech,

Sorry, I'll see you at dinner, All the best,

"Farewell to Talmud Torah"

I'm listening, -Shulem? He doesn't answer me,

What? Excuse me, who's talking? -Nehama, Issachar does not answer me,

Which Nehama? Who doesn't answer? -Nehama, bride of Issachar,

Lady Nehome! Say so - Nehome,

How are you?

Shulem, Issachar lies on the bed and does not answer me,

What does "not answer" mean?

We had to watch banquet hall for a wedding,

Issachar did not answer calls so I went to his house,

He lies on the bed and does not respond,

Lies and does not move,

And does not answer me,

Do something, Shulem! Help me!

Have mercy on us, Creator,

What do you want from your children?

Rebbe Issachar, son of Rebbe Shaul,

On behalf of the funeral service, on behalf of friends and family,

we apologize,

Zvi-Arie, tell Tovi to come to that woman and hugged her,

Forgive us, for ,,,

Who is she? -What are these questions for?

The Jewess to be hugged,

You are no longer a member of the community ,,,

Go and hug her, Come on,

Rest in peace, but at the end of days, rise from the dead,

Please be a surety for family and friends,

May peace and life be granted us and all Israel!

Amen, -Amen,

Amen,

I found her, Giti, I found her!

Whom? -Shiru,

The Shiru that Yosile met,Her name is Shira Levy,

Giti, don't ask,

I called all the matchmakers from the reference book until I found it,

It turned out they were looking for a guy too and they want to continue,

They really want to, -Who are they?

Great family, Father and brother - true Torah scholars,

And they give an apartment, like Levinson,

There is only one little thing, She's a little ,,,

What? -Nothing,

They just love more spice in fish than we do,

What are you talking about?

You know what they say about expulsion from Spain, Giti?

That people from the same families divided,

Someone fled to Eastern Europe, and some in Morocco,

Are they from Morocco?

From Algeria,

Then what are we talking about? -Giti, but it's a different generation,

We are all Jews, What used to be tried to get married ,,,

This does not mean that ,,, -Lipe, please,

Forget it, Do not even try tell Yosila that he found her,

I want this family did something right,

According to the rules, -Giti, but ,,, -At least something, Can?

Weiss, you to the phone,

Hello? -Yosile, how are you? This is the father, -How are you?

Fine, Listen,

I called all the matchmakers from the directory and ,,,

So what? -Sorry, I haven't found her,

Let's look further, -You know, Yosile,

maybe she's not from our community,

Is she moderately religious? Or a Sephardi?

So you didn't call the Sephardi matchmakers and moderately religious?

I'll call, - No, no, I called everyone,

Nobody knows her, Sorry, Yosile,

But you know if this Shira is true for you,

you will still find her,

And my mother asked me to convey what we agree for you

about a new meeting with Shira Levinson,

With Shira, to which you were going to meet,

What? No, don't, I'm coming back to the original plan,

I don't want to look for a bride now, I will teach the Torah,

Tooru, Tooru, Tooru, All the best,

"Who am I,,,"

Welcome for a charity evening,

"Who was honored to pray

"in the face of the Most High,

"our Great Lord,

"Our God is holy and pure, you asked to pray,

"I will pray to you,

"Lord, I will pray now,

"I will pray to you,"

Gentlemen, it is accepted in the world, that during the war

the vanquished appear before the winners

and raise the white flag,

This is how they say to the winners that surrender, admit defeat

and accept the power of the victors,

Gentlemen,

dear benefactors

and you children who study Torah,

for peace stands on the breath of your lips,

Last few days

alien winds pierce our cheder

and threaten its existence,

Several people stated

what do they want me to leave Talmud Torah because of false accusations,

And I want to tell you something, A very generous woman is sitting with us,

Mrs, Nehama Yoktan, to keep her healthy,

Mrs, Yoktan decided make a big donation

to create a new Talmud Torah, which will be called "Torah of Issachar"

in memory of my dear brother-in-law, taken by the Almighty this week,

Parents who want them children were brought up on the principles

inherited by us from our forefathers, have to call ,,,

Wait a minute, Keep it up!

02-8006621, And leave a message,

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Give a name, phone number, number of children, Thanks everyone,

Chorus, sing along!

Yosile,

Are you here, -I? Are you here,

Yes, Alright I have to go, Goodbye,

Wait, Shira, Where are you going? -Home,

Stop, Wait,

I was praying now to meet you,

I prayed, And it happened,

What are you talking about? You said, that you don't want to continue,

Don't want to continue?

My father called all the matchmakers in the country, He couldn't find you,

Did they tell you so?

Never mind, It was nice to see you Yosile, Goodbye,

Wait, Shira,

We have a telephone in the yeshiva,

You can call, You don't even need to say who you are,

Just ask Yosile Weiss from the first year, and they will call me,

I don't think that's a good idea,

Do you have paper?

Write here,

On the hand?

Yes,

A little crooked, but you can make out,

Can,

The exhibition will go well, Do not worry,

You are always nervous before such events,

But everything will go well, I promise,

And after a few hours we can go home,

God willing,

Will any of your family members come? Father or Giti?

No, They don't even know about the exhibition,

He has an innate gift,

There is a small clasp at the top,

Unbutton her,

Wait, Libi,

Give me a few minutes, To paint you,

Just sketch you in a white dress,

I can wear it again later,

It won't be the same, Just a few lines,

What will become of you, Kiva? Do you want to live? Or just paint?

It is not the same? A couple of minutes, I promise,

Just a few minutes, -A few minutes, Kiva,

Life is short, -Life is endless, Libi,

Endless,

One or two, Time, Good evening, Good evening,

Good evening everyone, Welcome to the new exhibition of Akiva Shtisel,

"Life in Pictures", 18 portraits the artist's wife, Libi Shtisel,

who passed away eight months ago,

"The Artist's Wife" is one of the most

known and common topics in the portrait genre,

Perhaps by popularity she is somewhere between self-portraits

and portraits of kings or rulers, And I think ladies and gentlemen

that the theme "artist's wife" - it is a combination of both,

Thank you very much, Hope you enjoyed it, Thank you,

Shtisel, this is for you,

What is it? -It's yours, but the picture is gone,

I don't want them, Kaufman,

Shtisel, Shtisel ,,, Hold on,

Hello? Taxi "Geula"? Hello,

I would like to call a taxi in an hour,

One man, And the baby,

A stroller, an easel and two suitcases,

Who's there? - Hush, -What is "quieter"?

Who Says a Jew "Quiet" in his house?

Never mind, You already woke her up,

Kiva?

Oh,,,

Dvorale,

Go here, Go honey,

Go to Grandpa,

Like this, Yes,

Like this, Like this,

Perfectly, Sleep tight, List, Dvorale,

Welcome to grandfather's house, Welcome,

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