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"Men's orgasms last
between 5 and 10 seconds,
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while women's orgasms
can last longer than 15 seconds.
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Therefore, the chances of a couple having
a simultaneous orgasm are rare."
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We are complete now.
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Hey! Hey!
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You finally made it!
How are you guys?
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- Hi.
- Hello.
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Wow. You look great, man.
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- I thought it was a costume party.
- Want a beer?
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- Okay.
- Okay. Excuse me.
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- Well...
- See you later.
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- Hello.
- Hi.
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- How are you, darling?
- Fine.
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- I'll take your coat.
- Thank you.
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It's nice that we're all here.
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- I thought you weren't coming.
- It's just so exciting.
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I wasn't coming.
It's not like I lied to you...
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- Valentín insisted and...
- Come on, Gaby.
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Stop making excuses.
We're all here for a reason.
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And you look gorgeous.
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Thank you.
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What are you doing here?
And showing all of this cleavage!
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-I would've never expected it.
-We changed plans at the last minute.
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Wow! The ladies finally dared to come!
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I mean, wow that you are here.
It's so cool.
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I feel like I'm an old soul.
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You know? That's why I feel
so attached to your generation.
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- Cheers to our "generation."
- Cheers.
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- Cheers.
- You are so sweet.
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I love your music.
90s music is so vintage.
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I love that music!
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Vintage?
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We were in high school in the 90s.
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What do you mean? How old are you?
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This old lady needs a glass of wine.
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And I need my husband.
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- And I need a tequila.
- What kind of music was in the 70s?
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Disco music.
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Kombucha!
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- Were you looking for this?
- You scared me.
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That's right.
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I thought so.
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What?
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- Are you nervous?
- No. Of course not.
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I just needed a drink.
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- Thanks.
- You look amazing in red.
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You should wear it more often.
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Thanks. I'll keep that in mind.
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- Are you gathering courage?
- No.
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No?
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I'm ready to play.
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The guy whose keys you'll pick...
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is going to be very lucky.
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Maybe you'll get lucky tonight.
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Hey, guys! It's time to play! Join me.
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Come here.
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I'll do it gladly.
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Excellent. Now, it's our turn.
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Who goes first?
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You go first, Adriana.
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Just pick one!
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Come on, ladies, cheer up!
This is a party!
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Okay.
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Who's your match tonight?
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Good!
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Those are mine.
I'm Pato, nice to meet you.
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Hello, Pato.
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These are yours, aren't they, Valentín?
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These are house keys, not car keys...
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They are mine. My car happens
to be at the shop.
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I think these keys are familiar to me.
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And these?
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Okay...
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Let the party begin!
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Cheers!
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Cheers!
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THE GAME OF KEYS
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- Shall I close the door?
- Yes, please.
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You're so kind.
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Right.
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- I want to fuck. I want to fuck.
- What?
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What?
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Oh, nothing. I was looking
at your picture and wondered...
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Is that your real body or Photoshop?
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Look.
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You can touch.
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Touch me!
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My God! You are gorgeous.
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- You don't need Photoshop.
- I'm a model too.
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- Excellent, Pato.
- I'm glad you've liked me.
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- Because you, dear lady...
- No, please. Call me Adriana.
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- Otherwise you make me feel old.
- You're not old!
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You are beautiful,
and you must be very skilled.
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I was hoping you'd pick out my keys.
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- A beer?
- Okay.
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- Fine.
- No, come here.
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Like this.
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No. Wait.
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What?
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What?
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Are you sure we should do it?
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- Are you having second thoughts?
- Remember last time.
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What if it's a test
and Adriana gets pissed off again?
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Adriana is having...
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a great time.
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- Wait.
- What?
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- Let's enjoy this.
- Okay. Show me.
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Follow me.
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Okay. I'll tell you.
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It turns me on.
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My first crush was
my Biology teacher, Miss Álvarez.
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In ninth grade.
She never smiled.
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She'd scold like shit
if you were late.
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But when she was writing
on the blackboard...
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I couldn't help but look
at her beautiful ass.
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That's why I didn't really learn much
about Biology but a lot about asses.
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Morales!
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Yes, Barbs?
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Miss Álvarez!
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Yes, Miss?
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Wipe that sly smile out of your face.
And tell me...
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Did you learn today's lesson?
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No, Miss Álvarez. I'm sorry.
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I was absent-minded.
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Do I have to teach you
the Anatomy lesson again?
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I think you do, Miss Álvarez.
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These... are my mammary glands.
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Do you like them, Morales?
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I love them, Miss Álvarez.
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You are young and energetic.
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Congratulations.
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You are amazing.
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No, no. Wait! What are you doing?
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No one has done this to you before?
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Obviously, the prostate is a man's G-spot.
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Good. I think it's great.
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- That feels really good.
- You liked it?
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I did. It feels uncomfortable but good.
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Wait! Wait! I was liking it.
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- Trust me. You'll like it more.
- Really?
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What's that?
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I'll let you pick one of my toys.
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But I don't want to.
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That's not an option. Just pick one.
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- We can start with this one.
- No...
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Well...
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We can use this short one.
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It could feel nice. The other one...
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- Just trust me, okay?
- Okay.
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Then we could use this one here.
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Okay.
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Most people claim the best oysters
can be found in Marseille.
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Are they really aphrodisiacs?
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Some say yes, some say no.
Others think it's a myth...
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Did I scare you?
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No. You...
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You just took me by surprise.
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I'm not getting used to this game, Siena.
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Relax. Let me guide you.
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How do you and Sergio make love?
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Sergio and I? In different ways.
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- Like what?
- We start kissing. Like this.
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Why didn't you mention you were gay?
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Because I'm not.
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I'm married to a woman, Gaby.
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Relax.
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I know it's hard,
but you don't need to pretend with me.
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I've been attracted to women too.
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Don't feel bad.
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Siena...
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I swear I love my wife.
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That's the point of this game.
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Figuring out who we really are.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm so sorry.
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It's okay.
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- That can happen to anybody.
- It always happens to me.
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It must be the steroids.
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It's okay.
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I've always wanted to play Patrick Swayze.
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I've always wanted to be Demi, too.
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So?
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What grade did I get, Miss Álvarez?
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C-.
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C-?
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Well, you got an A.
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Great.
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Didn't you ever have sex with a teacher?
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Let's just say I was more interested...
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in the student body.
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You mean Adriana?
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Between Adriana and I,
nothing ever happened.
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But you wish it had happened.
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Adriana and I are just friends.
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That's funny.
She says the same thing about you.
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Why do you think it's funny?
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I think you're both liars.
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I'm taking my torn panties with me.
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Really? C-?
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- I got soap in my eye!
- Let me help you.
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Wait. I can't see anything.
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Where are you?
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I can't see anything.
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Oh! Big Óscar!
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I've found you.
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Really? We can play "Anaconda" now.
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I'm glad he's finally here.
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- Hi, honey.
- Hello.
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No!
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Don't tell me you got cold feet again
and you're going to take it out on me?
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No, no, no, no.
I didn't hold back.
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The boy turned out to be
a pre-mature ejaculator.
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Happy now?
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He seemed like such an alpha male.
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Well, look at the bright side.
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Maybe he liked you so much
that he couldn't hold and came.
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Don't try and cheer me up.
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- Let's go, please.
- Okay.
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And you? How did it go?
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Good. Normal, I guess.
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I think we're all a little...
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gay, bisexual, straight.
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I think you need to experiment
in order to clear your mind.
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What do you suggest?
Take a picture of my penis and post it?
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- No.
- I won't do that.
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That's not what I'm saying.
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Besides, I don't think you're ready
to use those apps.
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But I can introduce you to a friend.
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I'm married, Siena.
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I can be anything you want,
but I'm not a cheater.
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What if I told you there's a way
to experience it, without cheating?
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Really?
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A Game of Keys sexually open
to any possibility.
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You can find out whether you're gay
without cheating on your wife.
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Listen, I don't have the money yet.
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But I'm planning my birthday party
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including the game,
and I think it's going to be incredible.
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I have money.
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- No, Valentin. I can't take it.
- It'll be your birthday gift.
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Please?
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- Let me give it to you.
- Okay, fine.
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Done.
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Thank you.
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I love you.
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Óscar?
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Sleep tight, honey.
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Good night.
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Baby?
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Good morning.
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I don't know what's good about it.
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Are you grumpy?
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I told you it was a bad idea
to play again, but you insisted.
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I'm not mad, Óscar.
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We did well in playing,
and you didn't do anything wrong.
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I'm just tired because I didn't get
a good night's sleep.
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And I'm stressed.
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I have to plan Mica's birthday party.
That's all!
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Shall I take care of it?
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You look stressed out.
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I can handle it. I'm fine.
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- And you're not going to act weird?
- What do you mean?
262
00:21:48,057 --> 00:21:51,637
I'm afraid you'll force Mica's friends
to talk to you.
263
00:21:52,562 --> 00:21:55,062
Leave them alone. Mica is 15 now.
264
00:21:55,732 --> 00:21:57,282
Don't mess with her.
265
00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:01,198
And when have I ever messed with her?
266
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:06,275
She told me you were acting weird
with her friends the other day.
267
00:22:07,744 --> 00:22:10,004
Now I'm acting weird
268
00:22:10,038 --> 00:22:12,248
because I'm worried
that a 15-year-old girl
269
00:22:12,373 --> 00:22:16,543
doesn't want to leave her house
for her birthday?
270
00:22:17,211 --> 00:22:21,421
That she'd she rather stay home and watch
a Japanese cartoon marathon?
271
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:24,390
It's not porn.
272
00:22:25,094 --> 00:22:28,684
When I turned 15, I went
to the movies to watch "The Matrix"
273
00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:31,678
with my friends,
and it was the best birthday ever.
274
00:22:32,268 --> 00:22:33,848
You were a nerd, too.
275
00:22:35,646 --> 00:22:36,686
Okay.
276
00:22:45,573 --> 00:22:47,703
You can't imagine the look
on the lady's face.
277
00:22:48,284 --> 00:22:51,544
But it was obvious.
Her husband was banging the nanny.
278
00:22:53,206 --> 00:22:56,786
I think listening to voice notes
in public should be punished...
279
00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:59,590
by a death sentence,
or something like that.
280
00:23:01,839 --> 00:23:02,759
Vale?
281
00:23:04,509 --> 00:23:05,799
What's up? Are you okay?
282
00:23:06,761 --> 00:23:09,391
- I thought you were enjoying the chat.
- Sure.
283
00:23:09,555 --> 00:23:12,015
I was thinking of something else.
I'm sorry.
284
00:23:12,183 --> 00:23:14,603
You can tell me, if you want.
285
00:23:15,311 --> 00:23:17,981
Not only am I a good talker,
but a good listener too.
286
00:23:23,653 --> 00:23:27,533
What if someone has doubts
about their own sexual preferences?
287
00:23:30,368 --> 00:23:32,448
Maybe he always thought he was straight
288
00:23:32,537 --> 00:23:34,537
but then he feels different
from other guys.
289
00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:42,550
What if though he has never been
with another guy, sometimes...
290
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:45,470
he is attracted to one?
291
00:23:47,969 --> 00:23:49,849
Does that necessarily make you gay?
292
00:23:51,472 --> 00:23:53,142
There's a very simple way to find out.
293
00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:56,191
If you want, I can show you.
294
00:23:57,812 --> 00:24:01,022
I mean, if it helps you
with your book, and all that.
295
00:24:02,817 --> 00:24:04,987
Oh, sure. It would be very helpful.
296
00:24:31,095 --> 00:24:32,755
And that's how you find out.
297
00:24:37,351 --> 00:24:38,351
Shall we?
298
00:24:40,438 --> 00:24:41,438
Come on, Chata.
299
00:24:43,399 --> 00:24:44,399
What do you think?
300
00:24:47,904 --> 00:24:49,284
She scolded me.
301
00:24:51,115 --> 00:24:54,075
And made me take Anatomy lessons.
302
00:24:54,452 --> 00:24:55,582
Really?
303
00:24:55,828 --> 00:24:58,078
- And what did you do?
- What could I do?
304
00:25:00,124 --> 00:25:01,334
I listened...
305
00:25:03,586 --> 00:25:05,246
like the good student that I am.
306
00:25:08,758 --> 00:25:10,468
And you? How did it go?
307
00:25:13,304 --> 00:25:15,814
Good. Valentín is very handsome.
308
00:25:17,475 --> 00:25:18,385
Please!
309
00:25:18,809 --> 00:25:20,599
Come on! Tell me!
310
00:25:21,270 --> 00:25:23,150
Better, how about
I show you what I did to him.
311
00:25:23,231 --> 00:25:24,151
Okay.
312
00:25:42,917 --> 00:25:44,627
Good, Akiko! Be confident!
313
00:25:45,336 --> 00:25:48,416
Give me your popcorn,
mine are almost gone.
314
00:25:50,132 --> 00:25:51,472
Here he comes!
315
00:25:52,802 --> 00:25:54,432
He is so cute!
316
00:25:54,512 --> 00:25:56,222
- He is.
- I'm his fan.
317
00:25:56,305 --> 00:25:59,225
I've already started a chat
with the contacts from her school.
318
00:25:59,350 --> 00:26:01,520
As soon as I text them,
they'll be here.
319
00:26:02,853 --> 00:26:05,363
Listen, Adriana.
We've talked about this.
320
00:26:06,607 --> 00:26:10,737
I know. I must leave her alone,
and don't start acting weird.
321
00:26:10,861 --> 00:26:14,621
Let them finish all the episodes.
Then you can talk to them.
322
00:26:15,283 --> 00:26:17,583
- How much longer?
- 500 episodes.
323
00:26:17,994 --> 00:26:19,914
- Do you want pizza?
- Yes.
324
00:26:20,246 --> 00:26:22,156
As soon as this episode ends, okay?
325
00:26:22,373 --> 00:26:23,963
I'll go get the pizzas.
326
00:26:24,333 --> 00:26:26,463
Like in 15 minutes.
327
00:26:33,718 --> 00:26:34,928
Are you okay?
328
00:26:35,678 --> 00:26:37,388
Yes. I'm fine, honey.
329
00:26:37,972 --> 00:26:38,932
You?
330
00:26:39,265 --> 00:26:40,175
Me too.
331
00:26:41,183 --> 00:26:42,353
I'm fine.
332
00:26:42,977 --> 00:26:44,347
- Good.
- Dinner?
333
00:26:46,230 --> 00:26:47,650
Okay. Take-out?
334
00:26:48,691 --> 00:26:50,031
- Okay.
- Sushi?
335
00:26:59,577 --> 00:27:01,947
Here's more popcorn
while the pizza arrives.
336
00:27:02,204 --> 00:27:04,924
- Thank you.
- What are you watching?
337
00:27:05,166 --> 00:27:06,536
"High School Blues", Mom.
338
00:27:06,584 --> 00:27:08,714
Same show
we've been watching for two hours.
339
00:27:10,421 --> 00:27:12,011
Aren't you bored?
340
00:27:13,507 --> 00:27:16,717
Let's have a small chat.
How are you doing with the boys?
341
00:27:17,136 --> 00:27:19,006
- Do any of you have a boyfriend?
- Mom?
342
00:27:19,096 --> 00:27:20,386
- Not me.
- Please?
343
00:27:20,431 --> 00:27:22,771
I had one. But we broke up.
He was so boring.
344
00:27:22,975 --> 00:27:25,015
Good for you!
345
00:27:25,311 --> 00:27:28,231
You guys don't need boring.
Just have fun, girls.
346
00:27:28,314 --> 00:27:30,074
You need to experiment...
347
00:27:30,358 --> 00:27:32,188
You have to meet new friends.
348
00:27:32,276 --> 00:27:35,446
- Madam, did you...?
- Just call me Adriana.
349
00:27:36,697 --> 00:27:38,657
- I love your pigtails.
- Thanks.
350
00:27:38,783 --> 00:27:41,623
Adriana, did you date
many guys at school?
351
00:27:43,579 --> 00:27:44,619
I didn't.
352
00:27:45,831 --> 00:27:48,921
In fact, I married
my high school sweetheart.
353
00:27:49,043 --> 00:27:50,093
Really?
354
00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:56,551
That's why I think it's very important
that you have fun.
355
00:27:56,759 --> 00:27:59,299
I was just a few years older than you are.
356
00:28:00,012 --> 00:28:01,972
Can I make a confession? Okay.
357
00:28:03,224 --> 00:28:05,354
If I could start all over again...
358
00:28:06,310 --> 00:28:10,230
I'd date more guys before getting married.
At least nine more.
359
00:28:10,439 --> 00:28:14,189
Girls, seriously, before you marry,
date at least ten guys.
360
00:28:15,277 --> 00:28:16,277
Really!
361
00:28:16,570 --> 00:28:19,780
Dad, I'm so glad you're back.
Can you take my mom with you?
362
00:28:19,990 --> 00:28:21,530
- In a second.
- Why?
363
00:28:24,203 --> 00:28:25,453
See you later.
364
00:28:25,704 --> 00:28:28,794
- Your mom is so cool.
- I wish mine were like her.
365
00:28:29,458 --> 00:28:30,788
You can have her.
366
00:28:33,879 --> 00:28:37,129
Your life is so disappointing that you
pour it out to a bunch of teenagers?
367
00:28:38,342 --> 00:28:39,642
It isn't like that.
368
00:28:41,178 --> 00:28:45,018
And I'm really sorry for making you
feel bad, I didn't mean to.
369
00:28:47,685 --> 00:28:50,395
What's so messed up between us...
370
00:28:50,646 --> 00:28:53,646
with your family,
that you feel you have to make it right?
371
00:28:56,902 --> 00:28:58,702
Mica is a happy, healthy girl.
372
00:28:59,113 --> 00:29:01,493
And maybe she's not
the most popular girl in school,
373
00:29:01,574 --> 00:29:03,084
but who fucking cares?
374
00:29:03,284 --> 00:29:06,124
I'm sorry! Maybe I'm just projecting
my problems onto her.
375
00:29:06,412 --> 00:29:09,962
What problems?
Are you disappointed in this marriage?
376
00:29:12,877 --> 00:29:14,587
I have the right to wonder
377
00:29:14,670 --> 00:29:17,300
whether I've made
the right decisions in my life.
378
00:29:19,508 --> 00:29:22,258
And I've wondered too...
379
00:29:22,887 --> 00:29:25,887
what it would be like
had I made a different choice.
380
00:29:30,394 --> 00:29:32,734
But that doesn't mean I'm disappointed.
381
00:29:38,152 --> 00:29:40,912
Don't you ever wonder
what it would be like
382
00:29:40,988 --> 00:29:43,278
if we hadn't rushed into marriage?
383
00:29:44,575 --> 00:29:45,945
Rushed?
384
00:29:49,121 --> 00:29:50,411
I can't believe it.
385
00:29:55,544 --> 00:29:58,424
I married you
because I was madly in love with you.
386
00:30:00,007 --> 00:30:01,177
Me too.
387
00:30:03,344 --> 00:30:04,514
I know, but...
388
00:30:05,971 --> 00:30:11,731
You seem to have settled
for your mediocre school sweetheart.
389
00:30:12,311 --> 00:30:15,111
You're wrong, Óscar.
You aren't being fair.
390
00:30:17,024 --> 00:30:18,824
We were 20 years old.
391
00:30:22,154 --> 00:30:25,574
I hate to think
that the best years of our lives are gone.
392
00:30:28,410 --> 00:30:30,120
I can't fucking believe this, Adriana!
393
00:31:04,238 --> 00:31:07,488
I CAN'T TAKE YOU OUT OF MY MIND.
CAN WE MEET?
394
00:31:21,797 --> 00:31:23,547
Let's groom you, boy.
395
00:31:24,466 --> 00:31:26,086
Good boy!
396
00:31:26,176 --> 00:31:28,176
That's right. Good boy.
397
00:31:28,429 --> 00:31:29,759
Good boy!
398
00:31:30,723 --> 00:31:32,473
You're going to look so cute.
399
00:31:32,933 --> 00:31:35,023
Yes, you're going to look so cute.
400
00:31:35,477 --> 00:31:38,807
A lot of female puppies will fall for you.
401
00:31:39,481 --> 00:31:42,151
You are a good boy, Tadeo.
402
00:31:43,652 --> 00:31:45,032
NO REGRETS
403
00:31:48,949 --> 00:31:51,659
I'LL GO TO THE CONCERT WITH YOU
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