1 00:00:05,756 --> 00:00:08,086 "Men's orgasms last between 5 and 10 seconds, 2 00:00:08,175 --> 00:00:11,175 while women's orgasms can last longer than 15 seconds. 3 00:00:11,262 --> 00:00:14,272 Therefore, the chances of a couple having a simultaneous orgasm are rare." 4 00:00:17,601 --> 00:00:18,891 We are complete now. 5 00:00:33,284 --> 00:00:34,494 Hey! Hey! 6 00:00:34,744 --> 00:00:36,914 You finally made it! How are you guys? 7 00:00:36,996 --> 00:00:38,286 - Hi. - Hello. 8 00:00:39,999 --> 00:00:42,039 Wow. You look great, man. 9 00:00:43,502 --> 00:00:46,842 - I thought it was a costume party. - Want a beer? 10 00:00:47,465 --> 00:00:49,255 - Okay. - Okay. Excuse me. 11 00:00:50,259 --> 00:00:51,719 - Well... - See you later. 12 00:00:56,265 --> 00:00:58,135 - Hello. - Hi. 13 00:00:58,684 --> 00:01:00,194 - How are you, darling? - Fine. 14 00:01:00,269 --> 00:01:01,899 - I'll take your coat. - Thank you. 15 00:01:03,230 --> 00:01:05,400 It's nice that we're all here. 16 00:01:05,816 --> 00:01:09,856 - I thought you weren't coming. - It's just so exciting. 17 00:01:10,279 --> 00:01:14,279 I wasn't coming. It's not like I lied to you... 18 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:18,195 - Valentín insisted and... - Come on, Gaby. 19 00:01:18,287 --> 00:01:21,247 Stop making excuses. We're all here for a reason. 20 00:01:21,665 --> 00:01:23,705 And you look gorgeous. 21 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:25,920 Thank you. 22 00:01:26,462 --> 00:01:30,882 What are you doing here? And showing all of this cleavage! 23 00:01:30,966 --> 00:01:34,966 -I would've never expected it. -We changed plans at the last minute. 24 00:01:36,639 --> 00:01:39,269 Wow! The ladies finally dared to come! 25 00:01:39,975 --> 00:01:42,435 I mean, wow that you are here. It's so cool. 26 00:01:42,561 --> 00:01:45,561 I feel like I'm an old soul. 27 00:01:45,898 --> 00:01:48,778 You know? That's why I feel so attached to your generation. 28 00:01:49,777 --> 00:01:52,657 - Cheers to our "generation." - Cheers. 29 00:01:52,738 --> 00:01:54,158 - Cheers. - You are so sweet. 30 00:01:54,532 --> 00:01:58,412 I love your music. 90s music is so vintage. 31 00:01:58,494 --> 00:01:59,954 I love that music! 32 00:02:00,538 --> 00:02:01,708 Vintage? 33 00:02:01,789 --> 00:02:04,579 We were in high school in the 90s. 34 00:02:05,084 --> 00:02:07,424 What do you mean? How old are you? 35 00:02:07,503 --> 00:02:09,883 This old lady needs a glass of wine. 36 00:02:10,005 --> 00:02:11,715 And I need my husband. 37 00:02:12,091 --> 00:02:15,511 - And I need a tequila. - What kind of music was in the 70s? 38 00:02:15,594 --> 00:02:16,604 Disco music. 39 00:02:25,688 --> 00:02:27,568 Kombucha! 40 00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:29,898 - Were you looking for this? - You scared me. 41 00:02:30,359 --> 00:02:31,649 That's right. 42 00:02:32,278 --> 00:02:33,448 I thought so. 43 00:02:34,738 --> 00:02:35,778 What? 44 00:02:36,866 --> 00:02:39,286 - Are you nervous? - No. Of course not. 45 00:02:39,368 --> 00:02:41,448 I just needed a drink. 46 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:45,462 - Thanks. - You look amazing in red. 47 00:02:47,251 --> 00:02:48,841 You should wear it more often. 48 00:02:50,462 --> 00:02:53,132 Thanks. I'll keep that in mind. 49 00:02:57,303 --> 00:02:59,893 - Are you gathering courage? - No. 50 00:03:00,389 --> 00:03:01,349 No? 51 00:03:01,807 --> 00:03:03,347 I'm ready to play. 52 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:07,729 The guy whose keys you'll pick... 53 00:03:09,481 --> 00:03:11,071 is going to be very lucky. 54 00:03:14,778 --> 00:03:17,198 Maybe you'll get lucky tonight. 55 00:03:23,162 --> 00:03:26,542 Hey, guys! It's time to play! Join me. 56 00:03:27,917 --> 00:03:29,077 Come here. 57 00:03:35,007 --> 00:03:36,257 I'll do it gladly. 58 00:03:40,137 --> 00:03:43,097 Excellent. Now, it's our turn. 59 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:44,814 Who goes first? 60 00:03:45,142 --> 00:03:46,562 You go first, Adriana. 61 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:54,530 Just pick one! 62 00:04:10,834 --> 00:04:13,504 Come on, ladies, cheer up! This is a party! 63 00:04:30,187 --> 00:04:31,357 Okay. 64 00:04:32,731 --> 00:04:34,021 Who's your match tonight? 65 00:04:41,991 --> 00:04:42,911 Good! 66 00:04:43,367 --> 00:04:45,657 Those are mine. I'm Pato, nice to meet you. 67 00:04:46,412 --> 00:04:47,622 Hello, Pato. 68 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:54,592 These are yours, aren't they, Valentín? 69 00:04:58,424 --> 00:05:01,184 These are house keys, not car keys... 70 00:05:01,260 --> 00:05:04,010 They are mine. My car happens to be at the shop. 71 00:05:07,266 --> 00:05:09,516 I think these keys are familiar to me. 72 00:05:20,112 --> 00:05:21,242 And these? 73 00:05:22,197 --> 00:05:23,447 Okay... 74 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:29,330 Let the party begin! 75 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:33,422 Cheers! 76 00:05:33,625 --> 00:05:35,375 Cheers! 77 00:05:39,381 --> 00:05:42,091 THE GAME OF KEYS 78 00:05:47,431 --> 00:05:49,771 - Shall I close the door? - Yes, please. 79 00:05:51,101 --> 00:05:52,231 You're so kind. 80 00:06:02,488 --> 00:06:03,528 Right. 81 00:06:04,573 --> 00:06:06,783 - I want to fuck. I want to fuck. - What? 82 00:06:07,576 --> 00:06:08,616 What? 83 00:06:09,578 --> 00:06:14,038 Oh, nothing. I was looking at your picture and wondered... 84 00:06:14,208 --> 00:06:17,038 Is that your real body or Photoshop? 85 00:06:22,508 --> 00:06:23,588 Look. 86 00:06:25,302 --> 00:06:26,512 You can touch. 87 00:06:32,059 --> 00:06:33,189 Touch me! 88 00:06:37,106 --> 00:06:39,686 My God! You are gorgeous. 89 00:06:40,275 --> 00:06:43,105 - You don't need Photoshop. - I'm a model too. 90 00:06:44,655 --> 00:06:47,275 - Excellent, Pato. - I'm glad you've liked me. 91 00:06:47,533 --> 00:06:51,543 - Because you, dear lady... - No, please. Call me Adriana. 92 00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:55,210 - Otherwise you make me feel old. - You're not old! 93 00:06:55,457 --> 00:06:58,787 You are beautiful, and you must be very skilled. 94 00:07:00,462 --> 00:07:02,382 I was hoping you'd pick out my keys. 95 00:07:20,065 --> 00:07:21,935 - A beer? - Okay. 96 00:07:22,568 --> 00:07:24,188 - Fine. - No, come here. 97 00:07:24,695 --> 00:07:25,735 Like this. 98 00:07:31,493 --> 00:07:32,623 No. Wait. 99 00:07:33,579 --> 00:07:34,619 What? 100 00:07:36,582 --> 00:07:37,832 What? 101 00:07:37,916 --> 00:07:40,086 Are you sure we should do it? 102 00:07:41,211 --> 00:07:44,131 - Are you having second thoughts? - Remember last time. 103 00:07:46,008 --> 00:07:50,008 What if it's a test and Adriana gets pissed off again? 104 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:53,430 Adriana is having... 105 00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:56,273 a great time. 106 00:08:03,609 --> 00:08:05,029 - Wait. - What? 107 00:08:05,194 --> 00:08:07,914 - Let's enjoy this. - Okay. Show me. 108 00:08:08,197 --> 00:08:09,407 Follow me. 109 00:08:20,584 --> 00:08:22,044 Okay. I'll tell you. 110 00:08:22,586 --> 00:08:24,246 It turns me on. 111 00:08:26,256 --> 00:08:30,046 My first crush was my Biology teacher, Miss Álvarez. 112 00:08:30,219 --> 00:08:32,799 In ninth grade. She never smiled. 113 00:08:33,722 --> 00:08:36,682 She'd scold like shit if you were late. 114 00:08:37,935 --> 00:08:40,055 But when she was writing on the blackboard... 115 00:08:41,605 --> 00:08:44,015 I couldn't help but look at her beautiful ass. 116 00:08:45,067 --> 00:08:49,697 That's why I didn't really learn much about Biology but a lot about asses. 117 00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:54,620 Morales! 118 00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:56,202 Yes, Barbs? 119 00:08:56,578 --> 00:08:58,498 Miss Álvarez! 120 00:08:59,623 --> 00:09:00,673 Yes, Miss? 121 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:05,253 Wipe that sly smile out of your face. And tell me... 122 00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:08,673 Did you learn today's lesson? 123 00:09:09,841 --> 00:09:11,591 No, Miss Álvarez. I'm sorry. 124 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:13,222 I was absent-minded. 125 00:09:14,972 --> 00:09:18,352 Do I have to teach you the Anatomy lesson again? 126 00:09:19,518 --> 00:09:21,098 I think you do, Miss Álvarez. 127 00:09:24,523 --> 00:09:27,863 These... are my mammary glands. 128 00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:30,320 Do you like them, Morales? 129 00:09:30,946 --> 00:09:32,606 I love them, Miss Álvarez. 130 00:09:36,451 --> 00:09:38,201 You are young and energetic. 131 00:09:40,956 --> 00:09:42,206 Congratulations. 132 00:09:44,126 --> 00:09:45,336 You are amazing. 133 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:51,259 No, no. Wait! What are you doing? 134 00:09:51,383 --> 00:09:52,933 No one has done this to you before? 135 00:09:54,553 --> 00:09:57,433 Obviously, the prostate is a man's G-spot. 136 00:09:57,556 --> 00:09:58,966 Good. I think it's great. 137 00:10:00,517 --> 00:10:03,347 - That feels really good. - You liked it? 138 00:10:03,687 --> 00:10:06,397 I did. It feels uncomfortable but good. 139 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:11,569 Wait! Wait! I was liking it. 140 00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:14,870 - Trust me. You'll like it more. - Really? 141 00:10:24,207 --> 00:10:25,327 What's that? 142 00:10:26,043 --> 00:10:30,383 I'll let you pick one of my toys. 143 00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:32,798 But I don't want to. 144 00:10:33,091 --> 00:10:36,261 That's not an option. Just pick one. 145 00:10:37,054 --> 00:10:40,024 - We can start with this one. - No... 146 00:10:41,767 --> 00:10:42,727 Well... 147 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:46,440 We can use this short one. 148 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:49,070 It could feel nice. The other one... 149 00:10:50,067 --> 00:10:51,987 - Just trust me, okay? - Okay. 150 00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:53,780 Then we could use this one here. 151 00:10:55,739 --> 00:10:56,699 Okay. 152 00:10:57,449 --> 00:11:00,789 Most people claim the best oysters can be found in Marseille. 153 00:11:01,078 --> 00:11:03,208 Are they really aphrodisiacs? 154 00:11:04,748 --> 00:11:08,668 Some say yes, some say no. Others think it's a myth... 155 00:11:14,049 --> 00:11:15,339 Did I scare you? 156 00:11:16,468 --> 00:11:19,008 No. You... 157 00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:21,099 You just took me by surprise. 158 00:11:23,141 --> 00:11:25,191 I'm not getting used to this game, Siena. 159 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:28,395 Relax. Let me guide you. 160 00:11:42,119 --> 00:11:43,949 How do you and Sergio make love? 161 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:49,576 Sergio and I? In different ways. 162 00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:55,471 - Like what? - We start kissing. Like this. 163 00:12:11,690 --> 00:12:13,650 Why didn't you mention you were gay? 164 00:12:15,569 --> 00:12:16,779 Because I'm not. 165 00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:21,661 I'm married to a woman, Gaby. 166 00:12:24,202 --> 00:12:25,202 Relax. 167 00:12:26,455 --> 00:12:29,535 I know it's hard, but you don't need to pretend with me. 168 00:12:31,877 --> 00:12:34,417 I've been attracted to women too. 169 00:12:36,131 --> 00:12:37,801 Don't feel bad. 170 00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:39,970 Siena... 171 00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:44,680 I swear I love my wife. 172 00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:47,926 That's the point of this game. 173 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:51,436 Figuring out who we really are. 174 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:55,671 I'm sorry. 175 00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:58,550 I'm so sorry. 176 00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:00,716 It's okay. 177 00:14:01,258 --> 00:14:04,428 - That can happen to anybody. - It always happens to me. 178 00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:07,138 It must be the steroids. 179 00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:08,472 It's okay. 180 00:14:13,937 --> 00:14:15,727 I've always wanted to play Patrick Swayze. 181 00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:18,895 I've always wanted to be Demi, too. 182 00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:33,415 So? 183 00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:36,837 What grade did I get, Miss Álvarez? 184 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:38,917 C-. 185 00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:42,626 C-? 186 00:14:48,763 --> 00:14:50,773 Well, you got an A. 187 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,274 Great. 188 00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:56,648 Didn't you ever have sex with a teacher? 189 00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:00,901 Let's just say I was more interested... 190 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:02,614 in the student body. 191 00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:05,068 You mean Adriana? 192 00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:09,239 Between Adriana and I, nothing ever happened. 193 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,663 But you wish it had happened. 194 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,710 Adriana and I are just friends. 195 00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:20,457 That's funny. She says the same thing about you. 196 00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,509 Why do you think it's funny? 197 00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:30,885 I think you're both liars. 198 00:15:33,058 --> 00:15:35,228 I'm taking my torn panties with me. 199 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,164 Really? C-? 200 00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:53,409 - I got soap in my eye! - Let me help you. 201 00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:57,036 Wait. I can't see anything. 202 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,377 Where are you? 203 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:00,709 I can't see anything. 204 00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:04,458 Oh! Big Óscar! 205 00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:06,546 I've found you. 206 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:09,393 Really? We can play "Anaconda" now. 207 00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:22,111 I'm glad he's finally here. 208 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,413 - Hi, honey. - Hello. 209 00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:39,923 No! 210 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,920 Don't tell me you got cold feet again and you're going to take it out on me? 211 00:16:44,129 --> 00:16:45,799 No, no, no, no. I didn't hold back. 212 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:50,086 The boy turned out to be a pre-mature ejaculator. 213 00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:52,142 Happy now? 214 00:16:52,971 --> 00:16:54,761 He seemed like such an alpha male. 215 00:16:56,391 --> 00:16:58,271 Well, look at the bright side. 216 00:16:58,393 --> 00:17:01,603 Maybe he liked you so much that he couldn't hold and came. 217 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,818 Don't try and cheer me up. 218 00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,361 - Let's go, please. - Okay. 219 00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:24,457 And you? How did it go? 220 00:17:25,837 --> 00:17:28,297 Good. Normal, I guess. 221 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:31,090 I think we're all a little... 222 00:17:31,176 --> 00:17:33,926 gay, bisexual, straight. 223 00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:40,435 I think you need to experiment in order to clear your mind. 224 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:47,226 What do you suggest? Take a picture of my penis and post it? 225 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,780 - No. - I won't do that. 226 00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:50,150 That's not what I'm saying. 227 00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:53,318 Besides, I don't think you're ready to use those apps. 228 00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:56,155 But I can introduce you to a friend. 229 00:17:58,119 --> 00:17:59,699 I'm married, Siena. 230 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:04,328 I can be anything you want, but I'm not a cheater. 231 00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:08,921 What if I told you there's a way to experience it, without cheating? 232 00:18:09,631 --> 00:18:10,971 Really? 233 00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:15,756 A Game of Keys sexually open to any possibility. 234 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:21,227 You can find out whether you're gay without cheating on your wife. 235 00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,556 Listen, I don't have the money yet. 236 00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:29,153 But I'm planning my birthday party 237 00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:31,986 including the game, and I think it's going to be incredible. 238 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:33,660 I have money. 239 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:37,657 - No, Valentin. I can't take it. - It'll be your birthday gift. 240 00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:40,043 Please? 241 00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:44,250 - Let me give it to you. - Okay, fine. 242 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:45,497 Done. 243 00:18:47,502 --> 00:18:48,552 Thank you. 244 00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:14,494 I love you. 245 00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:21,124 Óscar? 246 00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:24,999 Sleep tight, honey. 247 00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:28,083 Good night. 248 00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:30,093 Baby? 249 00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:58,678 Good morning. 250 00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:03,222 I don't know what's good about it. 251 00:21:06,015 --> 00:21:07,635 Are you grumpy? 252 00:21:10,812 --> 00:21:14,072 I told you it was a bad idea to play again, but you insisted. 253 00:21:15,149 --> 00:21:17,109 I'm not mad, Óscar. 254 00:21:17,527 --> 00:21:20,317 We did well in playing, and you didn't do anything wrong. 255 00:21:20,863 --> 00:21:24,203 I'm just tired because I didn't get a good night's sleep. 256 00:21:25,368 --> 00:21:27,078 And I'm stressed. 257 00:21:27,161 --> 00:21:30,541 I have to plan Mica's birthday party. That's all! 258 00:21:37,422 --> 00:21:38,672 Shall I take care of it? 259 00:21:39,716 --> 00:21:40,876 You look stressed out. 260 00:21:41,759 --> 00:21:43,889 I can handle it. I'm fine. 261 00:21:45,138 --> 00:21:47,968 - And you're not going to act weird? - What do you mean? 262 00:21:48,057 --> 00:21:51,637 I'm afraid you'll force Mica's friends to talk to you. 263 00:21:52,562 --> 00:21:55,062 Leave them alone. Mica is 15 now. 264 00:21:55,732 --> 00:21:57,282 Don't mess with her. 265 00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:01,198 And when have I ever messed with her? 266 00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:06,275 She told me you were acting weird with her friends the other day. 267 00:22:07,744 --> 00:22:10,004 Now I'm acting weird 268 00:22:10,038 --> 00:22:12,248 because I'm worried that a 15-year-old girl 269 00:22:12,373 --> 00:22:16,543 doesn't want to leave her house for her birthday? 270 00:22:17,211 --> 00:22:21,421 That she'd she rather stay home and watch a Japanese cartoon marathon? 271 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:24,390 It's not porn. 272 00:22:25,094 --> 00:22:28,684 When I turned 15, I went to the movies to watch "The Matrix" 273 00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:31,678 with my friends, and it was the best birthday ever. 274 00:22:32,268 --> 00:22:33,848 You were a nerd, too. 275 00:22:35,646 --> 00:22:36,686 Okay. 276 00:22:45,573 --> 00:22:47,703 You can't imagine the look on the lady's face. 277 00:22:48,284 --> 00:22:51,544 But it was obvious. Her husband was banging the nanny. 278 00:22:53,206 --> 00:22:56,786 I think listening to voice notes in public should be punished... 279 00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:59,590 by a death sentence, or something like that. 280 00:23:01,839 --> 00:23:02,759 Vale? 281 00:23:04,509 --> 00:23:05,799 What's up? Are you okay? 282 00:23:06,761 --> 00:23:09,391 - I thought you were enjoying the chat. - Sure. 283 00:23:09,555 --> 00:23:12,015 I was thinking of something else. I'm sorry. 284 00:23:12,183 --> 00:23:14,603 You can tell me, if you want. 285 00:23:15,311 --> 00:23:17,981 Not only am I a good talker, but a good listener too. 286 00:23:23,653 --> 00:23:27,533 What if someone has doubts about their own sexual preferences? 287 00:23:30,368 --> 00:23:32,448 Maybe he always thought he was straight 288 00:23:32,537 --> 00:23:34,537 but then he feels different from other guys. 289 00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:42,550 What if though he has never been with another guy, sometimes... 290 00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:45,470 he is attracted to one? 291 00:23:47,969 --> 00:23:49,849 Does that necessarily make you gay? 292 00:23:51,472 --> 00:23:53,142 There's a very simple way to find out. 293 00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:56,191 If you want, I can show you. 294 00:23:57,812 --> 00:24:01,022 I mean, if it helps you with your book, and all that. 295 00:24:02,817 --> 00:24:04,987 Oh, sure. It would be very helpful. 296 00:24:31,095 --> 00:24:32,755 And that's how you find out. 297 00:24:37,351 --> 00:24:38,351 Shall we? 298 00:24:40,438 --> 00:24:41,438 Come on, Chata. 299 00:24:43,399 --> 00:24:44,399 What do you think? 300 00:24:47,904 --> 00:24:49,284 She scolded me. 301 00:24:51,115 --> 00:24:54,075 And made me take Anatomy lessons. 302 00:24:54,452 --> 00:24:55,582 Really? 303 00:24:55,828 --> 00:24:58,078 - And what did you do? - What could I do? 304 00:25:00,124 --> 00:25:01,334 I listened... 305 00:25:03,586 --> 00:25:05,246 like the good student that I am. 306 00:25:08,758 --> 00:25:10,468 And you? How did it go? 307 00:25:13,304 --> 00:25:15,814 Good. Valentín is very handsome. 308 00:25:17,475 --> 00:25:18,385 Please! 309 00:25:18,809 --> 00:25:20,599 Come on! Tell me! 310 00:25:21,270 --> 00:25:23,150 Better, how about I show you what I did to him. 311 00:25:23,231 --> 00:25:24,151 Okay. 312 00:25:42,917 --> 00:25:44,627 Good, Akiko! Be confident! 313 00:25:45,336 --> 00:25:48,416 Give me your popcorn, mine are almost gone. 314 00:25:50,132 --> 00:25:51,472 Here he comes! 315 00:25:52,802 --> 00:25:54,432 He is so cute! 316 00:25:54,512 --> 00:25:56,222 - He is. - I'm his fan. 317 00:25:56,305 --> 00:25:59,225 I've already started a chat with the contacts from her school. 318 00:25:59,350 --> 00:26:01,520 As soon as I text them, they'll be here. 319 00:26:02,853 --> 00:26:05,363 Listen, Adriana. We've talked about this. 320 00:26:06,607 --> 00:26:10,737 I know. I must leave her alone, and don't start acting weird. 321 00:26:10,861 --> 00:26:14,621 Let them finish all the episodes. Then you can talk to them. 322 00:26:15,283 --> 00:26:17,583 - How much longer? - 500 episodes. 323 00:26:17,994 --> 00:26:19,914 - Do you want pizza? - Yes. 324 00:26:20,246 --> 00:26:22,156 As soon as this episode ends, okay? 325 00:26:22,373 --> 00:26:23,963 I'll go get the pizzas. 326 00:26:24,333 --> 00:26:26,463 Like in 15 minutes. 327 00:26:33,718 --> 00:26:34,928 Are you okay? 328 00:26:35,678 --> 00:26:37,388 Yes. I'm fine, honey. 329 00:26:37,972 --> 00:26:38,932 You? 330 00:26:39,265 --> 00:26:40,175 Me too. 331 00:26:41,183 --> 00:26:42,353 I'm fine. 332 00:26:42,977 --> 00:26:44,347 - Good. - Dinner? 333 00:26:46,230 --> 00:26:47,650 Okay. Take-out? 334 00:26:48,691 --> 00:26:50,031 - Okay. - Sushi? 335 00:26:59,577 --> 00:27:01,947 Here's more popcorn while the pizza arrives. 336 00:27:02,204 --> 00:27:04,924 - Thank you. - What are you watching? 337 00:27:05,166 --> 00:27:06,536 "High School Blues", Mom. 338 00:27:06,584 --> 00:27:08,714 Same show we've been watching for two hours. 339 00:27:10,421 --> 00:27:12,011 Aren't you bored? 340 00:27:13,507 --> 00:27:16,717 Let's have a small chat. How are you doing with the boys? 341 00:27:17,136 --> 00:27:19,006 - Do any of you have a boyfriend? - Mom? 342 00:27:19,096 --> 00:27:20,386 - Not me. - Please? 343 00:27:20,431 --> 00:27:22,771 I had one. But we broke up. He was so boring. 344 00:27:22,975 --> 00:27:25,015 Good for you! 345 00:27:25,311 --> 00:27:28,231 You guys don't need boring. Just have fun, girls. 346 00:27:28,314 --> 00:27:30,074 You need to experiment... 347 00:27:30,358 --> 00:27:32,188 You have to meet new friends. 348 00:27:32,276 --> 00:27:35,446 - Madam, did you...? - Just call me Adriana. 349 00:27:36,697 --> 00:27:38,657 - I love your pigtails. - Thanks. 350 00:27:38,783 --> 00:27:41,623 Adriana, did you date many guys at school? 351 00:27:43,579 --> 00:27:44,619 I didn't. 352 00:27:45,831 --> 00:27:48,921 In fact, I married my high school sweetheart. 353 00:27:49,043 --> 00:27:50,093 Really? 354 00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:56,551 That's why I think it's very important that you have fun. 355 00:27:56,759 --> 00:27:59,299 I was just a few years older than you are. 356 00:28:00,012 --> 00:28:01,972 Can I make a confession? Okay. 357 00:28:03,224 --> 00:28:05,354 If I could start all over again... 358 00:28:06,310 --> 00:28:10,230 I'd date more guys before getting married. At least nine more. 359 00:28:10,439 --> 00:28:14,189 Girls, seriously, before you marry, date at least ten guys. 360 00:28:15,277 --> 00:28:16,277 Really! 361 00:28:16,570 --> 00:28:19,780 Dad, I'm so glad you're back. Can you take my mom with you? 362 00:28:19,990 --> 00:28:21,530 - In a second. - Why? 363 00:28:24,203 --> 00:28:25,453 See you later. 364 00:28:25,704 --> 00:28:28,794 - Your mom is so cool. - I wish mine were like her. 365 00:28:29,458 --> 00:28:30,788 You can have her. 366 00:28:33,879 --> 00:28:37,129 Your life is so disappointing that you pour it out to a bunch of teenagers? 367 00:28:38,342 --> 00:28:39,642 It isn't like that. 368 00:28:41,178 --> 00:28:45,018 And I'm really sorry for making you feel bad, I didn't mean to. 369 00:28:47,685 --> 00:28:50,395 What's so messed up between us... 370 00:28:50,646 --> 00:28:53,646 with your family, that you feel you have to make it right? 371 00:28:56,902 --> 00:28:58,702 Mica is a happy, healthy girl. 372 00:28:59,113 --> 00:29:01,493 And maybe she's not the most popular girl in school, 373 00:29:01,574 --> 00:29:03,084 but who fucking cares? 374 00:29:03,284 --> 00:29:06,124 I'm sorry! Maybe I'm just projecting my problems onto her. 375 00:29:06,412 --> 00:29:09,962 What problems? Are you disappointed in this marriage? 376 00:29:12,877 --> 00:29:14,587 I have the right to wonder 377 00:29:14,670 --> 00:29:17,300 whether I've made the right decisions in my life. 378 00:29:19,508 --> 00:29:22,258 And I've wondered too... 379 00:29:22,887 --> 00:29:25,887 what it would be like had I made a different choice. 380 00:29:30,394 --> 00:29:32,734 But that doesn't mean I'm disappointed. 381 00:29:38,152 --> 00:29:40,912 Don't you ever wonder what it would be like 382 00:29:40,988 --> 00:29:43,278 if we hadn't rushed into marriage? 383 00:29:44,575 --> 00:29:45,945 Rushed? 384 00:29:49,121 --> 00:29:50,411 I can't believe it. 385 00:29:55,544 --> 00:29:58,424 I married you because I was madly in love with you. 386 00:30:00,007 --> 00:30:01,177 Me too. 387 00:30:03,344 --> 00:30:04,514 I know, but... 388 00:30:05,971 --> 00:30:11,731 You seem to have settled for your mediocre school sweetheart. 389 00:30:12,311 --> 00:30:15,111 You're wrong, Óscar. You aren't being fair. 390 00:30:17,024 --> 00:30:18,824 We were 20 years old. 391 00:30:22,154 --> 00:30:25,574 I hate to think that the best years of our lives are gone. 392 00:30:28,410 --> 00:30:30,120 I can't fucking believe this, Adriana! 393 00:31:04,238 --> 00:31:07,488 I CAN'T TAKE YOU OUT OF MY MIND. CAN WE MEET? 394 00:31:21,797 --> 00:31:23,547 Let's groom you, boy. 395 00:31:24,466 --> 00:31:26,086 Good boy! 396 00:31:26,176 --> 00:31:28,176 That's right. Good boy. 397 00:31:28,429 --> 00:31:29,759 Good boy! 398 00:31:30,723 --> 00:31:32,473 You're going to look so cute. 399 00:31:32,933 --> 00:31:35,023 Yes, you're going to look so cute. 400 00:31:35,477 --> 00:31:38,807 A lot of female puppies will fall for you. 401 00:31:39,481 --> 00:31:42,151 You are a good boy, Tadeo. 402 00:31:43,652 --> 00:31:45,032 NO REGRETS 403 00:31:48,949 --> 00:31:51,659 I'LL GO TO THE CONCERT WITH YOU