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I don't want to have a baby.
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I never wanted a baby.
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My mother said I might die if I have a baby!
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- Please, come to bed.
- No!
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I won't do anything. I promise you.
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I won't do a thing.
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If it's a boy, I'll die. I'll just die.
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- Honey, please.
- I don't want three!
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I'm tired!
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He cried all day long.
You don't have to take care of him.
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I take care of him.
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If you made more money,
if you made a decent living...
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He should have his own room.
He should have a nurse.
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We should have a maid.
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No! Don't touch me.
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Don't think I'm not going
to tell him about men.
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What terrible things men do.
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When he grows up
he's not going to manhandle...
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any poor little girls!
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Don't touch me there.
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I want to.
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Max!
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It's dirty, dirty, dirty!
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Dirty little girl, dirty little boy!
I, your mother...
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am going to scrub scrub scrub
until you're clean clean clean!
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Screw.
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Everyone thinks it's freaky.
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You'd like the covers taken off
before the kids come over?
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Can we?
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- Who the hell pays for it all?
- You.
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- And whose house is it?
- Yours.
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Then let's go!
Get the other side of the couch.
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All right, son. One, two, three!
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You get the other side.
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- You're the greatest damn father!
- Don't swear!
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Are you out of your mind?
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Get that filthy animal out of here.
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Out!
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Are you crazy,
letting that animal in the house?
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Are you trying to drive me crazy?
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It stinks.
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Whatever it is you're making, it stinks.
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Your teacher said
you could be a brilliant chemist.
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Why don't you make perfume?
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Like Max Number 5, or...
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Ma Femme.
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What is that?
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It's LSD.
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What?
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What are you talking about?
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You want some of it?
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I'll give you the special mother's rate.
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Mama's little helper, $1.50 a cube.
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Yuck.
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I've been saving for four months
and I've got $800 stashed away.
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That's enough to leave home with, right?
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Where would you go?
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What is that?
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It'll blow your hand off.
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You're really developing
quite an imagination.
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- What is it?
- It's going to be a bomb.
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I'm not going to let you watch
television late at night anymore.
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I'm going to blow up
the old man's Chrysler with it.
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His new car?
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But Papa loves his new Chrysler.
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More than he loves Mommy?
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You bet he does.
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He'd sleep with it
in the garage if I'd let him.
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The way things are going
I just might let him.
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Yuck.
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Max, why can't you be neat neat neat neat?
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If you really had $800, baby...
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why don't you get yourself
a personal maid...
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and 400 bars of soap?
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I'm running away.
I'd kill myself if I had stay here.
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I'd take you with me, but I can't.
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Got something to say
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If you all want me
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Well today's your day
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Just be patient, baby
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Yeah, please do
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Come right up, line up
I'll get around to you
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Good mornin', people
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I dig free lovin' fun
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That's what I'm here for
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Show you how it's done
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Come on and slack off boy
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Don't you know that lovin's free
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That's the way you got to groove on life
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So come on and give your lovin' to me
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Makin' love now, baby
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That's my game
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I'll blow your mind, baby
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It'll never be the same
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But it's a groove now, baby
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Just wait and see
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Come on and give your sweet lovin' to me
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Free lovin'
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Take your fill from my cup
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No more waitin', baby
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Others hang you up
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Now you take all of my lovin'
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It's time you followed me
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I'm gonna do my very best
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And you'll get it from me
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By the age of 22, Max Flatow Jr...
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now known as Max Frost.
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From his palatial Beverly Hills home...
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Max operates 14 interlocking companies.
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A multi-millionaire, after taxes.
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Sources of revenue include
personal appearances, records...
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and Max's own music publishing company.
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A leader of men...
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and of little girls.
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One of Max's latest creature comforts...
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ex-child star, Sally LeRoy...
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24, vegetarian...
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mystic, acid-head.
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Max's entourage, always in residence.
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Always.
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Abraham Salteen, 20...
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known as The Hook, Max's trumpeter.
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Hey, baby. What's happening?
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You know it's a good thing
you play groovy horn.
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- Hey, Max.
- Yeah?
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How many bastards you got now?
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You mean kids?
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No, I mean bastards.
You ain't married yet, you know.
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You mean kids.
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All right, kids.
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- Four he supports.
- Yeah, but two I know.
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Who wants to be uptight about it?
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The two I don't know, their mothers
eat brown rice and seaweed...
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- and that don't cost...
- Much.
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Billy Cage, 15.
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The youngest graduate
in the history of Yale Law School.
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IQ 186.
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Max's business advisor, also guitarist.
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You guys lay off my man.
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'Cause he digs chicks.
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You know, stuff that cop-out, right?
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It ain't my baby,
I ain't going to pay no $200 a month.
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Stanley X, 21, drummer, anthropologist...
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author of The Aborigine Cookbook.
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Making it with girls only?
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It's some kind of crazy throwback.
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Fuji Elly, 14...
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Japanese typewriter heiress and beach bum.
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You're a minority, man.
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You're groovy, but you're outnumbered.
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Who in the hell is in the majority, man?
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You read the papers, don't you?
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Yeah, I read the papers.
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You don't read the papers.
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Yeah, I read them on Wednesday.
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You know what I read in the papers?
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No, but I know what you roll in the papers.
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I'm going to tell you
what I read in the paper.
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I read that 52 percent...
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52 percent of America is under 25 years old.
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The rest of them, babies,
they're the minority!
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We're the majority.
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Baby we made it
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We're 52 percent
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Yeah, we're 52 percent
They got TV shows for us
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We're 52 percent
They design the clothes for us
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We're 52 percent
They play the songs we dig
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We're 52 percent
And we make big business big
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We're 52 percent
They know we set the trend
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We're 52 percent
And their economy depends on
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52 percent, babies
You and me
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We're the power
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We're the fashion in their great society
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So come on brothers
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And sisters
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My troops, my people
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We got something going
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The whole country is our destiny
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If we just pick our spots
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We're going to call all the shots
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Turn up the sound.
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Turn up the sound!
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Louder!
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We're 52 percent
They design the clothes for us
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We're 52 percent
They play the songs we dig
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We're 52 percent
And we make big business big
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I think that's Max Jacob Jr.
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That's a madman.
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Max, that's Max Jacob Jr.
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52 percent, babies
You and me
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But that boy's insane.
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Max Jacob was insane.
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I'm going to have my face lifted
and my hair bleached.
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And your hair dyed.
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And my teeth capped.
We can afford it all now!
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And you'll get a top-dollar toupee.
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We've got to look our best and youngest
when we go see him.
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See him?
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Sure we'll see him.
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I'm somebody.
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I'm the mother of a famous man.
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I'm a celebrity.
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Just remember
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We're 52 percent
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You look young, you look fantastic.
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Maximillian Frost!
You should be very proud.
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If you could get him
to write my son a letter...
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What color is his skin?
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He's supposed to go to the draft board
for his physical.
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He's got to cut his hair
or Lord knows what they'll do.
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He said to say good night to the kid.
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An hour later you find him asleep.
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What's his hang-up?
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I think he's even
further out back than I am.
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I think he prefers three-year-olds
to anybody.
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Yes, he loves them.
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Just loves them.
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That's right.
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They're better than we are.
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Sweetums.
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I feel like a fool.
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Nonsense.
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You look beautiful, darling. Just beautiful.
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Now you're the man I married.
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The man I married,
not just some toy manufacturer.
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The man that I said to my mother about:
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"I don't care what his religion is.' '
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Sweetums...
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Snookums.
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It's going to be
like a second honeymoon, baby.
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We'll go to his concert
and we'll surprise him.
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His mommy and daddy will be there.
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He should know that we're coming.
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Mom and Dad?
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- Maybe we shouldn't go.
- Of course we're going to go.
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Mother and Father...
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journeying into the west...
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following a star.
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The reason I advocate votes
for 18-year-olds in California...
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in every state, is because...
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I don't think we have the moral right
to draft a man...
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and deny him the right to vote for
the government that's asking him to fight.
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Congressman, if you did secure the vote
for 18-year-olds in California...
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wouldn't you expect them to be grateful...
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and vote for you
when you run for the Senate?
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I think an 18-year-old
can be trusted to make his decisions...
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on realistic, political grounds.
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Eighteen? Hell, man, fourteen!
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Billy Cage, living computer,
how old are you, Billy Bob?
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Fifteen.
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As for the draft, we insist upon their
standing up and being counted.
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This is the guy who wants me to sing
at his rally, isn't it?
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- Yeah.
- Next week.
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He's kind of old.
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He's only 37.
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That's 37, that's old.
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There is no 37, baby.
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That's right, baby. There ain't no 37.
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He's got a lot of teeth
in that smile, don't he?
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He's cute, isn't he, Billy?
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Yeah, okay, he's beautiful.
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How long do you think you're going to live?
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Thirty, man.
264
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Thirty?
265
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Twenty-five, maybe.
266
00:16:47,238 --> 00:16:49,297
After that who needs it, right?
267
00:16:50,708 --> 00:16:52,676
I don't want to live to be 30.
268
00:16:53,812 --> 00:16:55,575
Thirty is death, baby.
269
00:16:56,748 --> 00:16:58,648
That's too much.
270
00:16:59,884 --> 00:17:02,717
The only thing that blows your mind
when you're 30 is...
271
00:17:03,922 --> 00:17:06,857
getting guys to kill other guys.
272
00:17:07,892 --> 00:17:11,328
Only in another city or country
where you don't see it.
273
00:17:11,429 --> 00:17:13,363
They don't know anything about it.
274
00:17:13,431 --> 00:17:14,864
I'm his mother!
275
00:17:15,166 --> 00:17:16,633
We want Max!
276
00:17:16,801 --> 00:17:19,133
We want Max!
277
00:17:19,270 --> 00:17:20,328
I'm his mother!
278
00:17:21,139 --> 00:17:22,367
I'm his mother.
279
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Sorry! No cancellations. No returns.
No tickets!
280
00:17:33,318 --> 00:17:36,310
You don't understand.
I'm the mother and this is the...
281
00:17:36,487 --> 00:17:40,253
I'm sorry, ma'am,
this afternoon's concert is sold out.
282
00:17:40,391 --> 00:17:43,087
It's the first time
we're going to see him perform.
283
00:17:43,194 --> 00:17:46,163
It's a surprise. Damn you, kids.
284
00:17:47,999 --> 00:17:53,301
You may not entirely enjoy
a Max Frost performance.
285
00:17:53,471 --> 00:17:55,996
I am Max Frost's mother.
286
00:17:56,074 --> 00:17:58,372
Everybody is!
287
00:18:05,149 --> 00:18:07,117
Cool is dead
288
00:18:07,619 --> 00:18:10,179
Baby don't you cry
289
00:18:11,189 --> 00:18:13,282
It was time
290
00:18:13,591 --> 00:18:17,357
For cool to die
291
00:18:18,062 --> 00:18:21,725
So burn it and let go of yesterday
292
00:18:24,235 --> 00:18:29,366
And don't be afraid
you ain't gonna lose your way
293
00:18:31,409 --> 00:18:33,570
Just listen to the music
294
00:18:34,212 --> 00:18:36,772
That's all you gotta know
295
00:18:37,248 --> 00:18:39,944
Just listen to the music
296
00:18:40,318 --> 00:18:43,810
It'll take you where
297
00:18:43,988 --> 00:18:46,422
You wanna go
298
00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:52,991
Close the door
299
00:18:53,831 --> 00:18:56,026
And open up your mind
300
00:18:57,302 --> 00:18:59,770
Mama's dreams
301
00:18:59,971 --> 00:19:02,496
Were not your kind
302
00:19:04,342 --> 00:19:08,073
So tune into the message that you hear
303
00:19:10,281 --> 00:19:11,976
It's comin' in
304
00:19:12,050 --> 00:19:15,645
It's comin' in loud and clear
305
00:19:17,555 --> 00:19:20,319
Just listen to the music
306
00:19:20,458 --> 00:19:23,359
That's all you gotta do
307
00:19:23,528 --> 00:19:26,019
Just listen to the music
308
00:19:26,864 --> 00:19:29,958
Just follow where
309
00:19:30,101 --> 00:19:33,127
It's leadin' you
310
00:20:26,457 --> 00:20:29,017
Just listen to the music
311
00:20:29,227 --> 00:20:32,025
That's all you gotta know
312
00:20:32,296 --> 00:20:35,060
Just listen to the music
313
00:20:35,333 --> 00:20:38,461
It'll take you where
314
00:20:38,870 --> 00:20:41,703
You wanna go
315
00:20:42,573 --> 00:20:44,871
Just listen to the music
316
00:20:45,510 --> 00:20:48,308
Just listen to the music
317
00:20:48,446 --> 00:20:50,744
Just listen to the music
318
00:21:01,759 --> 00:21:04,193
I'm his mother!
319
00:21:04,295 --> 00:21:06,456
I'm Max Frost's mother.
320
00:21:18,409 --> 00:21:20,707
Let go, you brute!
321
00:21:21,579 --> 00:21:22,568
Max!
322
00:21:24,615 --> 00:21:25,912
Police brutality!
323
00:21:31,422 --> 00:21:33,720
I'm Max Jacob Jr.'s mommy!
324
00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:37,027
Darling, baby!
325
00:21:38,096 --> 00:21:39,393
Let her go!
326
00:21:40,031 --> 00:21:41,794
There, I told you!
327
00:21:42,333 --> 00:21:44,096
Darling.
328
00:21:44,235 --> 00:21:45,896
Darling baby!
329
00:21:57,548 --> 00:22:00,312
Max Jacob Jr. makes more money
than his daddy.
330
00:22:01,853 --> 00:22:04,822
Honey, everything at home
is just the way you left it.
331
00:22:04,922 --> 00:22:07,516
It's your Mount Vernon, your Hyde Park.
332
00:22:07,592 --> 00:22:09,753
Your mansion, your log cabin.
333
00:22:09,827 --> 00:22:11,590
Daddy! You let him alone.
334
00:22:11,662 --> 00:22:14,995
I told you I was his mother!
This is his father.
335
00:22:15,099 --> 00:22:17,863
- Daddy, tell him you love him.
- I love you.
336
00:22:17,935 --> 00:22:21,302
A Rolls Royce! Let me drive.
337
00:22:23,341 --> 00:22:26,469
I can drive.
Remember I drove you to school.
338
00:22:26,644 --> 00:22:29,340
- Let my bird drive.
- Yeah, let his bird drive.
339
00:22:41,659 --> 00:22:45,595
I can drive, Max! I'm young enough to drive.
340
00:22:45,863 --> 00:22:47,854
But maybe you're not old enough.
341
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:50,992
Don't you hate me?
342
00:23:41,352 --> 00:23:42,944
What did you do?
343
00:23:43,788 --> 00:23:45,585
What did you do?
344
00:23:46,090 --> 00:23:49,890
Billy, get her a lawyer
and get her outta this.
345
00:23:50,094 --> 00:23:52,255
And you stay away from me!
346
00:23:52,597 --> 00:23:54,758
You stay away from me!
347
00:23:55,399 --> 00:23:59,267
You'd kill God Almighty himself
if you could get your hands on him.
348
00:24:21,125 --> 00:24:23,855
A couple of pictures only.
They gotta see Max Frost.
349
00:24:24,161 --> 00:24:27,961
Mary, the family said to Jimmy,
they think that's what this rally is all about.
350
00:24:28,966 --> 00:24:30,627
How are you?
351
00:24:31,736 --> 00:24:33,135
Yes, I do.
352
00:24:33,271 --> 00:24:34,636
I'm glad to hear that.
353
00:24:35,906 --> 00:24:37,134
How are you?
354
00:24:39,043 --> 00:24:41,705
How are you? Nice to see you again.
355
00:24:42,113 --> 00:24:44,138
We can go right in through here.
356
00:24:44,215 --> 00:24:46,547
I'm gonna put you down
because you're heavy.
357
00:24:47,218 --> 00:24:49,311
Mary, is everybody here?
358
00:24:49,420 --> 00:24:51,513
It's right down here. How are you, Sam?
359
00:24:52,456 --> 00:24:54,447
- Stay nice.
- I will.
360
00:24:54,592 --> 00:24:56,890
Max! How are you?
361
00:24:57,395 --> 00:24:59,920
It's nice to have you here.
This is Mrs. Fergus.
362
00:25:00,164 --> 00:25:02,962
- How are you?
- This is little Mary.
363
00:25:03,267 --> 00:25:05,360
And these are your great fans.
364
00:25:05,436 --> 00:25:08,462
Meeting the President didn't mean anything,
but you're...
365
00:25:08,539 --> 00:25:10,871
More famous than Jesus.
366
00:25:11,008 --> 00:25:13,704
- Jimmy.
- Hi.
367
00:25:13,844 --> 00:25:16,108
I think you write better songs than anyone.
368
00:25:16,180 --> 00:25:18,375
I think your old man's groovy too.
369
00:25:18,449 --> 00:25:19,677
This is Joseph.
370
00:25:19,850 --> 00:25:23,286
Dad won't let us grow our hair long
until we're at least 16.
371
00:25:24,055 --> 00:25:25,579
He's the comedian.
372
00:25:25,656 --> 00:25:27,385
Come on, Max. We're on.
373
00:25:29,327 --> 00:25:31,420
Nice to meet you.
374
00:25:57,188 --> 00:26:00,089
I don't know if any
of my troops are out there tonight.
375
00:26:03,127 --> 00:26:05,459
They tell me...
376
00:26:05,863 --> 00:26:07,854
Johnny Fergus...
377
00:26:08,499 --> 00:26:09,898
is a pretty groovy guy.
378
00:26:09,967 --> 00:26:11,559
That means a swinger.
379
00:26:11,702 --> 00:26:13,294
They tell me he's young.
380
00:26:13,804 --> 00:26:16,398
Johnny Fergus is 37 years old.
381
00:26:19,310 --> 00:26:22,541
If he were in baseball,
he'd be all fagged out, baby.
382
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:25,474
If he were a boxer, man, forget it.
383
00:26:25,850 --> 00:26:28,011
Now let's talk about chicks.
384
00:26:28,319 --> 00:26:31,720
You know that I have never met a chick...
385
00:26:31,956 --> 00:26:34,823
who admitted to being 35.
386
00:26:35,659 --> 00:26:38,219
Unless maybe she was 75!
387
00:26:38,929 --> 00:26:41,659
Now, let's get serious.
388
00:26:43,067 --> 00:26:45,968
Johnny Fergus is running
on the platform that...
389
00:26:46,036 --> 00:26:48,732
if you're old enough
to die for your country...
390
00:26:49,473 --> 00:26:51,270
then you're old enough to vote.
391
00:26:51,542 --> 00:26:53,339
And I'm all for that.
392
00:26:56,580 --> 00:26:59,515
He wants to change the voting age to 18.
393
00:27:04,355 --> 00:27:05,822
Eighteen...
394
00:27:06,557 --> 00:27:08,354
man...
395
00:27:09,026 --> 00:27:12,553
that's still playing sneaky panther games.
396
00:27:13,664 --> 00:27:14,892
You know...
397
00:27:15,332 --> 00:27:17,766
the boy who does my income tax...
398
00:27:18,436 --> 00:27:20,336
and I'm rich, babies...
399
00:27:20,638 --> 00:27:22,629
is 15!
400
00:27:22,773 --> 00:27:25,071
Billy Cage is 15.
401
00:27:25,309 --> 00:27:27,834
Johnny Fergus, you want to level with us?
402
00:27:28,045 --> 00:27:30,104
You want to join our club, baby?
403
00:27:30,214 --> 00:27:32,978
Then you give us the vote at 14.
404
00:27:34,351 --> 00:27:36,342
Fourteen!
405
00:27:37,288 --> 00:27:39,279
Fourteen or fight.
406
00:27:39,990 --> 00:27:41,423
What hell's he doing?
407
00:27:42,126 --> 00:27:43,525
It's a joke, I think.
408
00:27:43,961 --> 00:27:46,794
I got a song I've been doing
weird things with all day.
409
00:27:46,964 --> 00:27:51,367
Don't know if I know all the words or not,
but I'm gonna try to sing it for you.
410
00:27:55,673 --> 00:27:59,200
Fourteen or fight
411
00:28:00,945 --> 00:28:02,378
Fourteen
412
00:28:03,214 --> 00:28:08,049
or fight
413
00:28:11,121 --> 00:28:13,316
Fourteen
414
00:28:14,458 --> 00:28:17,894
or fight
415
00:28:21,198 --> 00:28:24,725
We're gonna do it up
416
00:28:25,069 --> 00:28:27,936
right
417
00:28:31,041 --> 00:28:34,101
We got the numbers now
418
00:28:35,613 --> 00:28:40,607
We want the vote now
419
00:28:42,052 --> 00:28:45,613
Get ready to go now
420
00:28:47,191 --> 00:28:49,625
It's time we started rockin' the boat
421
00:28:54,365 --> 00:28:56,890
Black Power, White Power that's old hat now
422
00:28:57,034 --> 00:28:58,797
Fourteen or fight
423
00:28:58,869 --> 00:29:01,235
Youth power that's where
the whole thing's at now
424
00:29:01,305 --> 00:29:03,205
Fourteen or fight
425
00:29:03,274 --> 00:29:05,367
We got a voice that's getting much stronger
426
00:29:05,442 --> 00:29:06,932
Fourteen or fight
427
00:29:07,011 --> 00:29:09,445
Now we ain't messin' around any longer
428
00:29:09,813 --> 00:29:11,644
Fourteen or fight
429
00:29:11,815 --> 00:29:13,180
Fourteen or fight
430
00:29:13,284 --> 00:29:15,149
- Everybody now
- Fourteen or fight
431
00:29:15,319 --> 00:29:17,549
- Let me hear you now
- Fourteen or fight
432
00:29:17,655 --> 00:29:19,782
- Everybody now
- Fourteen or fight
433
00:29:19,890 --> 00:29:22,290
- A little louder now
- Fourteen or fight
434
00:29:22,493 --> 00:29:24,859
- Fourteen or fight
- One more time
435
00:29:24,962 --> 00:29:26,589
Fourteen or fight
436
00:29:26,797 --> 00:29:28,594
Fourteen or fight
437
00:29:33,637 --> 00:29:35,867
Gettin' old, lookin' old that's a drag now
438
00:29:36,273 --> 00:29:37,934
Fourteen or fight
439
00:29:38,142 --> 00:29:40,076
The country's into a brand new bag now
440
00:29:40,311 --> 00:29:41,744
Fourteen or fight
441
00:29:42,446 --> 00:29:44,641
We got a chance and we ain't gonna blow it
442
00:29:44,748 --> 00:29:46,477
Fourteen or fight
443
00:29:46,784 --> 00:29:49,014
Now we ain't kiddin'
and you'd better know it
444
00:29:49,353 --> 00:29:50,718
Fourteen or fight
445
00:29:51,689 --> 00:29:52,951
Fourteen or fight
446
00:29:53,090 --> 00:29:55,058
Everybody now
447
00:29:55,326 --> 00:29:57,487
Let me hear you
448
00:29:57,761 --> 00:29:59,786
Everybody now
449
00:29:59,897 --> 00:30:02,024
A little louder now
450
00:30:04,101 --> 00:30:06,569
One more time
451
00:30:07,371 --> 00:30:08,838
Fourteen or fight
452
00:30:22,386 --> 00:30:24,684
What about the chicks?
453
00:30:25,689 --> 00:30:27,884
Nobody gave them the vote.
454
00:30:28,359 --> 00:30:29,986
They fought for it.
455
00:30:31,595 --> 00:30:33,426
Be cool, they tell us.
456
00:30:33,697 --> 00:30:35,460
Man, cool is out.
457
00:30:35,633 --> 00:30:37,828
The chicks would've killed for the vote.
458
00:30:38,235 --> 00:30:39,532
What about you?
459
00:30:47,077 --> 00:30:50,103
You know we got
the old tigers scared, baby.
460
00:30:50,581 --> 00:30:53,311
Because right now, we outnumber the fuzz...
461
00:30:54,118 --> 00:30:56,678
and we outnumber the shopkeepers.
462
00:30:58,489 --> 00:31:02,926
We could take all the old tigers
and stuff them back into their tanks.
463
00:31:04,828 --> 00:31:08,286
We got more cats than
little old Mahatma Gandhi had.
464
00:31:11,669 --> 00:31:12,931
Troops...
465
00:31:15,172 --> 00:31:16,799
you know the Strip?
466
00:31:18,876 --> 00:31:21,242
This Saturday night,
where are you gonna be?
467
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:25,706
Because I'm gonna be on the Strip
this Saturday night.
468
00:31:27,384 --> 00:31:30,911
And I think I'm gonna lay down
on those sweet pavements...
469
00:31:31,989 --> 00:31:34,719
until those old tigers...
470
00:31:34,825 --> 00:31:38,283
let the boy who does my income tax vote.
471
00:31:47,104 --> 00:31:49,470
Gettin' old, lookin' old that's a drag now
472
00:31:49,540 --> 00:31:51,007
Fourteen or fight
473
00:31:51,508 --> 00:31:53,874
The country's into a brand new bag now
474
00:31:53,944 --> 00:31:55,571
Fourteen or fight
475
00:31:55,746 --> 00:31:57,907
We got a chance and we ain't gonna blow it
476
00:31:58,315 --> 00:31:59,680
Fourteen or fight
477
00:32:00,284 --> 00:32:02,548
We ain't kiddin' and you better know it
478
00:32:02,753 --> 00:32:04,118
Fourteen or fight
479
00:32:04,521 --> 00:32:05,681
Fourteen or fight
480
00:32:06,123 --> 00:32:07,112
Everybody now
481
00:32:08,158 --> 00:32:09,557
Let me hear you
482
00:32:10,594 --> 00:32:11,959
Everybody now
483
00:32:12,896 --> 00:32:14,056
A little louder now
484
00:32:16,934 --> 00:32:17,923
One more time
485
00:32:20,270 --> 00:32:21,567
Fourteen or fight
486
00:32:27,244 --> 00:32:29,576
If we're all on the Strip Saturday night...
487
00:32:29,646 --> 00:32:32,638
I want to see if those old tigers
can stop the future.
488
00:32:33,083 --> 00:32:34,414
That's right.
489
00:32:35,552 --> 00:32:37,782
Are you gonna be with me?
490
00:32:38,822 --> 00:32:40,756
Are you gonna be with me?
491
00:32:44,328 --> 00:32:46,091
I want the hippies...
492
00:32:46,530 --> 00:32:48,259
I want the heads...
493
00:32:50,601 --> 00:32:52,364
I want all of you...
494
00:32:53,237 --> 00:32:55,501
I want the two-car kids...
495
00:32:56,173 --> 00:32:57,936
I want the mother lovers...
496
00:32:58,175 --> 00:33:02,077
I want the all-in-one-bedroom kids
with their mama...
497
00:33:02,613 --> 00:33:06,640
And I want the ones
who can't even stand their old ladies!
498
00:33:06,917 --> 00:33:08,851
I want all of you!
499
00:33:14,825 --> 00:33:16,417
Dangerous nonsense.
500
00:33:16,794 --> 00:33:19,991
I want to see you in the Senate.
We need you there.
501
00:33:20,063 --> 00:33:22,554
An old bastard like myself
needs help in the Senate.
502
00:33:22,633 --> 00:33:25,602
We need men,
not song and dance men, but men!
503
00:33:26,303 --> 00:33:28,294
But the reaction around the country...
504
00:33:28,372 --> 00:33:31,102
people couldn't be more disturbed
with you at this moment.
505
00:33:31,175 --> 00:33:32,767
There are no riots.
506
00:33:32,843 --> 00:33:34,902
There don't need to be,
not even on Saturday.
507
00:33:35,012 --> 00:33:38,607
Zero minus 72 hours,
that's what it said on TV this morning.
508
00:33:38,715 --> 00:33:41,741
My wife has taken nothing
but tranquilizers since breakfast.
509
00:33:41,852 --> 00:33:43,843
Senator Allbright, that's just it.
510
00:33:43,954 --> 00:33:47,287
Television and the newspapers
have snowballed this.
511
00:33:47,357 --> 00:33:48,915
It's a natural for them.
512
00:33:48,992 --> 00:33:51,859
Damn it! You people
don't seem to realize it's serious!
513
00:33:59,136 --> 00:34:01,331
I'm sorry. Excuse me.
514
00:34:04,141 --> 00:34:05,574
Amos...
515
00:34:06,243 --> 00:34:08,177
we don't know they're coming at all.
516
00:34:08,245 --> 00:34:09,678
We don't know they're not.
517
00:34:09,780 --> 00:34:11,680
If there's trouble, you'll be responsible.
518
00:34:11,748 --> 00:34:15,240
That lunatic boy has to go on television
with you and call it off.
519
00:34:15,586 --> 00:34:17,349
He may not want to.
520
00:34:17,454 --> 00:34:19,888
He's on a publicity bender at the moment.
521
00:34:20,123 --> 00:34:22,557
You raised up this monster at your rally.
522
00:34:22,626 --> 00:34:24,355
Your idea, Belli!
523
00:34:24,428 --> 00:34:27,989
You two make your shaggy little monster
behave and get rid of him.
524
00:34:33,237 --> 00:34:35,205
What are you doing?
525
00:34:35,272 --> 00:34:36,762
Don't play his records, not now.
526
00:34:36,874 --> 00:34:37,841
Why?
527
00:34:37,908 --> 00:34:40,206
Is Dad going to see him tonight?
Can we come?
528
00:34:40,310 --> 00:34:41,299
- No.
- Why?
529
00:34:41,445 --> 00:34:43,504
Enough. Everyone go to bed.
530
00:34:43,580 --> 00:34:44,911
It's too early.
531
00:34:45,148 --> 00:34:46,137
Come on!
532
00:34:46,250 --> 00:34:48,445
Do you think I should be able to vote?
533
00:34:48,585 --> 00:34:51,315
Dad said I have twice
the political brain he has.
534
00:34:51,455 --> 00:34:52,649
Jimmy!
535
00:34:53,357 --> 00:34:56,053
Do you think
I should be able to vote or not?
536
00:34:56,426 --> 00:34:59,725
Jimmy, if you love your father,
you'll trust him.
537
00:35:00,631 --> 00:35:03,930
That's what George III
said to the Americans in 1776.
538
00:35:04,334 --> 00:35:05,528
Trust me.
539
00:35:09,439 --> 00:35:10,963
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
540
00:35:11,041 --> 00:35:14,568
This is Jack Latham reporting to you
from Beverly Hills, California.
541
00:35:15,112 --> 00:35:16,545
It's Thursday night...
542
00:35:16,747 --> 00:35:19,375
zero minus 48 hours.
543
00:35:20,417 --> 00:35:23,545
Apparently, Max Frost
and his group have been persuaded...
544
00:35:23,620 --> 00:35:26,953
to have a meeting with Congressman Fergus
and his group.
545
00:35:27,024 --> 00:35:28,116
The scene...
546
00:35:28,292 --> 00:35:30,351
Max Frost's home here in Beverly Hills.
547
00:35:30,827 --> 00:35:34,319
Some commentators
are now anticipating that this meeting...
548
00:35:34,398 --> 00:35:35,592
may be another Munich.
549
00:35:37,734 --> 00:35:39,099
Serious?
550
00:35:40,037 --> 00:35:42,733
Don't get yourself into that bag.
551
00:35:43,073 --> 00:35:44,768
I am serious.
552
00:35:45,342 --> 00:35:48,869
Your worlds may be pretty flat
but mine goes round and round.
553
00:35:49,947 --> 00:35:51,141
Max.
554
00:35:52,816 --> 00:35:55,614
I can call you Max?
555
00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:59,452
Use any part of me you want.
556
00:36:02,225 --> 00:36:04,489
Why 14?
557
00:36:04,895 --> 00:36:06,920
Why 14 or fight?
558
00:36:07,230 --> 00:36:10,165
Isn't 16 more reasonable?
559
00:36:10,434 --> 00:36:11,924
Tommyrot!
560
00:36:12,436 --> 00:36:13,869
Seventeen?
561
00:36:17,541 --> 00:36:18,872
More responsible.
562
00:36:18,976 --> 00:36:21,240
Hey! Hey, gang.
563
00:36:21,678 --> 00:36:23,441
My hand shakes now, man.
564
00:36:23,814 --> 00:36:26,009
It didn't shake when I was 12.
565
00:36:26,917 --> 00:36:28,976
The same with my brain, baby.
566
00:36:32,456 --> 00:36:34,822
You dig that whole votin' thing,
Johnny baby?
567
00:36:34,891 --> 00:36:36,654
Yeah...
568
00:36:37,828 --> 00:36:41,889
I mean, you don't worry,
reasonable, responsible, huh?
569
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:47,097
You're takin' a nutty chance lettin'
them 50-year-olds vote for you, baby.
570
00:36:47,270 --> 00:36:50,000
Really, I mean,
who knows if the Mayor's responsible?
571
00:36:50,073 --> 00:36:51,597
I beg your pardon?
572
00:36:53,377 --> 00:36:56,642
Who knows if the Police Commissioner
is responsible? Mr. Belli?
573
00:36:57,714 --> 00:36:59,875
Who knows if they're responsible?
574
00:37:01,118 --> 00:37:04,349
Let old folks in the old folks' home vote!
575
00:37:05,188 --> 00:37:07,952
You know what my mother used to do
when I was a kid?
576
00:37:08,025 --> 00:37:10,391
My mother used to...
577
00:37:12,462 --> 00:37:14,555
She used to boil my leather shoes.
578
00:37:14,831 --> 00:37:16,924
Sterilize them, right? Keep my feet safe.
579
00:37:17,034 --> 00:37:18,262
They let her vote.
580
00:37:18,335 --> 00:37:21,930
She voted three times for Roosevelt.
Same as everybody else.
581
00:37:22,072 --> 00:37:24,870
Our great republic
has found its strength and wisdom...
582
00:37:24,941 --> 00:37:27,307
in the mysterious will of the electorate.
583
00:37:27,377 --> 00:37:29,277
That's some far-out religious bag.
584
00:37:29,379 --> 00:37:31,643
You let the chicks vote.
We're gonna get the vote.
585
00:37:31,748 --> 00:37:33,648
You're a filthy rabble!
586
00:37:33,850 --> 00:37:36,410
You make a mockery
of our most sacred institutions.
587
00:37:36,753 --> 00:37:38,243
"Kill for the vote!"
588
00:37:38,488 --> 00:37:39,648
You said that.
589
00:37:39,756 --> 00:37:43,021
You dare to say that our fair mothers
would've killed for the vote?
590
00:37:43,093 --> 00:37:47,189
Our most militant suffragettes
earned the vote, worked for it patiently.
591
00:37:47,798 --> 00:37:50,096
If that's what's got you uptight, forget it.
592
00:37:50,167 --> 00:37:52,465
Give me liberty or give me death, baby.
593
00:37:52,569 --> 00:37:54,036
Appalling!
594
00:37:55,038 --> 00:37:57,529
The Founding Fathers,
they didn't have in mind dyin'...
595
00:37:57,607 --> 00:37:59,165
if they didn't get the vote.
596
00:37:59,376 --> 00:38:01,537
They had in mind fightin'.
597
00:38:01,645 --> 00:38:03,510
They didn't have a big bomb...
598
00:38:03,580 --> 00:38:06,606
but they weren't using water pistols either.
599
00:38:08,051 --> 00:38:10,849
In a war, you're killing
every man, woman and child...
600
00:38:10,921 --> 00:38:12,889
to get them to vote your way.
601
00:38:13,056 --> 00:38:16,355
Youth is not only wasted on the young,
it's become a disease!
602
00:38:16,460 --> 00:38:19,759
With luck and health it is a disease
from which you will all recover.
603
00:38:19,863 --> 00:38:23,822
Johnny Fergus, these young people are
being told every day and every way...
604
00:38:23,900 --> 00:38:27,427
that their state is more blessed
than the state of anyone who is older.
605
00:38:27,537 --> 00:38:30,529
They must either stop the clock or go mad.
Look about you!
606
00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:33,473
You must have been some groovy cat
at 17, man.
607
00:38:33,610 --> 00:38:36,078
How often can you do it at 80?
608
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:40,611
Whatever papa can do,
baby boy can do more times and better.
609
00:38:41,118 --> 00:38:42,949
God the Father, young man...
610
00:38:43,019 --> 00:38:46,147
can never be replaced
by God the Eternal Juvenile Son.
611
00:38:49,359 --> 00:38:50,621
Oh, my God!
612
00:38:51,862 --> 00:38:54,387
- What the...
- That's terrible.
613
00:38:56,066 --> 00:38:57,556
It's only tiger's milk.
614
00:38:58,201 --> 00:39:00,328
What kind of a place is this?
615
00:39:00,971 --> 00:39:03,804
This is Sally LeRoy.
She used to be a child star.
616
00:39:03,974 --> 00:39:07,068
- She started posing naked.
- Max, enough. Enough!
617
00:39:07,144 --> 00:39:08,736
I owe you an apology.
618
00:39:08,812 --> 00:39:11,280
It is disgraceful
that we should be here at all.
619
00:39:11,348 --> 00:39:13,509
You must repudiate these people.
620
00:39:13,583 --> 00:39:15,175
- You've got to learn...
- Halt!
621
00:39:15,252 --> 00:39:17,880
- You've got to cope with these kids.
- Never!
622
00:39:17,954 --> 00:39:19,922
- We can. I can!
- No! Nothing!
623
00:39:20,023 --> 00:39:21,786
Listen...
624
00:39:22,626 --> 00:39:24,958
I can't write these kids off. We need them.
625
00:39:25,061 --> 00:39:27,529
- You need them!
- Yes, I need them.
626
00:39:28,932 --> 00:39:32,265
You want to be Senator that much?
627
00:39:34,037 --> 00:39:35,937
I can handle them, Amos.
628
00:39:41,444 --> 00:39:44,675
- How's the meeting going, Senator?
- No comment.
629
00:39:44,814 --> 00:39:47,214
Senator, do you have
a statement about Fergus?
630
00:39:47,884 --> 00:39:49,681
No comment.
631
00:39:49,853 --> 00:39:51,377
Senator, can you tell us...
632
00:39:51,454 --> 00:39:53,922
will Congressman Fergus
be read out of the party?
633
00:39:53,990 --> 00:39:55,184
No comment.
634
00:39:55,292 --> 00:39:57,817
Do you and the Congressman
still see eye to eye?
635
00:39:58,161 --> 00:40:00,755
All right, you've had your fun, right?
636
00:40:01,431 --> 00:40:04,525
Let me tell you one thing,
and understand it well.
637
00:40:04,734 --> 00:40:06,725
Amos Allbright runs this state.
638
00:40:06,903 --> 00:40:09,303
Without him you don't get what you want...
639
00:40:09,372 --> 00:40:11,465
and I don't get what I want.
640
00:40:12,042 --> 00:40:14,602
There'll be no victory celebration
for anyone.
641
00:40:16,279 --> 00:40:17,473
Really?
642
00:40:17,981 --> 00:40:19,380
Really.
643
00:40:20,750 --> 00:40:22,684
Yeah, he's right.
644
00:40:26,790 --> 00:40:31,386
Suppose I change "Fourteen or Fight"
to "Fourteen and Ready"?
645
00:40:31,761 --> 00:40:33,285
Sixteen and ready.
646
00:40:33,630 --> 00:40:35,894
No, for Billy's sake, 15.
647
00:40:36,266 --> 00:40:37,426
Sixteen.
648
00:40:38,868 --> 00:40:40,233
I'm 15.
649
00:40:41,805 --> 00:40:45,104
You know, General Motors wanted me.
I turned them down.
650
00:40:45,942 --> 00:40:48,001
Rand Corporation wanted me, too.
651
00:40:48,445 --> 00:40:49,707
You're a bright guy.
652
00:40:52,048 --> 00:40:53,572
Fifteen and ready.
653
00:40:53,650 --> 00:40:56,710
But you've got to call for
a peaceable demonstration.
654
00:40:58,021 --> 00:40:59,215
Peaceable.
655
00:40:59,723 --> 00:41:01,588
- All right.
- No violence.
656
00:41:01,858 --> 00:41:05,419
The hell with violence, man.
I don't want any violence.
657
00:41:07,831 --> 00:41:11,358
I'm going to stake
my political career on you, Max.
658
00:41:12,869 --> 00:41:15,030
My future, my life.
659
00:41:15,238 --> 00:41:16,705
And mine.
660
00:41:17,207 --> 00:41:19,869
I'm going to support your demonstration.
661
00:41:21,077 --> 00:41:23,409
You're ridin' the future, Johnny baby.
662
00:41:29,686 --> 00:41:33,053
I have not committed myself
to this undertaking...
663
00:41:33,857 --> 00:41:35,620
to this demonstration lightly.
664
00:41:36,493 --> 00:41:39,621
But perhaps here in California,
of all the states...
665
00:41:39,796 --> 00:41:42,959
perhaps here
we're ready to make a leap into the future.
666
00:41:44,267 --> 00:41:46,428
I wonder if I could get him.
667
00:41:48,505 --> 00:41:50,564
I wonder if I could get him.
668
00:41:52,309 --> 00:41:54,368
Isn't he too old for you?
669
00:41:56,346 --> 00:41:58,280
Isn't Max enough for you?
670
00:42:00,884 --> 00:42:02,181
No, not promise...
671
00:42:02,819 --> 00:42:05,083
the promise has been kept.
672
00:42:05,221 --> 00:42:07,121
Our young people are citizens...
673
00:42:07,324 --> 00:42:09,690
they're concerned, committed...
674
00:42:09,793 --> 00:42:11,818
original, vital.
675
00:42:12,929 --> 00:42:14,226
They are citizens.
676
00:42:14,798 --> 00:42:18,063
We must give them the rights of citizens.
677
00:42:19,569 --> 00:42:22,970
And on that note,
it's my pleasure to present to you...
678
00:42:23,773 --> 00:42:26,401
Mr. Max Frost.
679
00:42:26,509 --> 00:42:28,670
Stupid son of a bitch!
680
00:42:33,016 --> 00:42:35,814
Troops, I'm not going to sing tonight...
681
00:42:36,152 --> 00:42:39,417
but somebody told memy Fourteen or Fight song...
682
00:42:40,824 --> 00:42:42,985
has already been heard all over the nation.
683
00:42:43,059 --> 00:42:45,857
And I haven't even had time
to press the record yet.
684
00:42:46,029 --> 00:42:49,931
Anyway, I'm changing thatto Fifteen and Ready.
685
00:42:50,467 --> 00:42:53,698
That way you'll see two of us
on the Strip tomorrow night.
686
00:42:53,803 --> 00:42:55,293
Myself...
687
00:42:55,905 --> 00:42:58,032
and Johnny Fergus.
688
00:43:02,612 --> 00:43:04,239
Now, troops...
689
00:43:04,547 --> 00:43:05,912
one thing...
690
00:43:06,616 --> 00:43:10,382
tomorrow night, come,
do come, but keep your cool.
691
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:13,411
Peaceable, law-abiding tomorrow night.
692
00:43:13,790 --> 00:43:15,781
And be there at 10/00.
693
00:43:17,961 --> 00:43:19,929
Good night, troops. Peace.
694
00:43:20,563 --> 00:43:24,397
It is now only three hours
since the Max-Fergus telecast.
695
00:43:24,734 --> 00:43:27,464
And teenagers have already begun arriving.
696
00:43:27,670 --> 00:43:31,436
Not on Saturday night as expected,
but on Friday night.
697
00:43:31,741 --> 00:43:35,609
And they're arriving not in small groups,
but by the thousands.
698
00:43:35,979 --> 00:43:37,776
There are bonfires.
699
00:43:37,847 --> 00:43:41,078
Many surfboards
have been offered up for the cause.
700
00:43:41,418 --> 00:43:43,443
So far, everything is peaceful.
701
00:43:43,586 --> 00:43:47,283
But it is still 24 hours before Max Frost...
702
00:43:47,390 --> 00:43:50,257
and John Fergus have promised to appear.
703
00:43:50,794 --> 00:43:54,025
We have never seen a crowd
of this size or dimension.
704
00:44:39,876 --> 00:44:41,969
It's dawn in Los Angeles.
705
00:44:42,145 --> 00:44:45,114
A large section of the city is paralyzed.
706
00:44:45,215 --> 00:44:48,013
No one has ever seen anything like it.
707
00:44:48,251 --> 00:44:50,617
The anthem of the new revolution...
708
00:44:50,954 --> 00:44:54,890
has intermittently swept the city
like an enormous wave.
709
00:44:55,658 --> 00:44:58,752
It can be heard
as far west as Pacific Palisades.
710
00:44:59,362 --> 00:45:01,990
The Hollywood Freeway, eastbound...
711
00:45:02,232 --> 00:45:06,862
has jammed the Harbor, Santa Ana
and San Bernardino Freeways.
712
00:45:07,103 --> 00:45:11,039
Although the sleeping-bag squatters
still rest blissfully...
713
00:45:11,474 --> 00:45:15,877
the biggest block party in history
is seemingly underway.
714
00:45:32,262 --> 00:45:34,287
And there have been casualties.
715
00:45:34,464 --> 00:45:37,297
Three Orange County matrons
have died of heart attacks...
716
00:45:37,367 --> 00:45:40,632
in the safety of their homes
while watching the demonstration on TV.
717
00:45:41,137 --> 00:45:44,868
Reports from up North are similar. Although
Max asked for no demonstrations...
718
00:45:44,941 --> 00:45:47,136
they parallel those here in Orange County.
719
00:45:47,277 --> 00:45:50,940
I assure you we'll bring you
up-to-the-minute developments.
720
00:45:51,381 --> 00:45:55,181
As Mayor of Los Angeles,
I plead with you to return to your homes.
721
00:45:55,285 --> 00:45:57,845
Return peaceably, return now!
722
00:45:57,921 --> 00:46:00,321
I assure that we will respond...
723
00:46:00,390 --> 00:46:03,188
have responded
to your spectacular demonstration.
724
00:46:03,293 --> 00:46:05,261
Dad, why can't we go?
725
00:46:05,395 --> 00:46:08,558
Jimmy, for God's sake,
use what little brain you have!
726
00:46:08,631 --> 00:46:10,656
Don't you hear what the Mayor is saying?
727
00:46:10,733 --> 00:46:12,598
Who cares? He's an old bastard!
728
00:46:16,472 --> 00:46:18,099
Go to your room.
729
00:46:40,496 --> 00:46:41,656
Dad?
730
00:46:48,738 --> 00:46:51,502
- We're all brats, but...
- Joseph.
731
00:46:52,775 --> 00:46:54,675
You and mother...
732
00:46:55,244 --> 00:46:57,712
you're like our brother and sister.
733
00:46:57,780 --> 00:47:00,078
We both say it. You're so young.
734
00:47:03,186 --> 00:47:05,677
If nobody wants to be old anymore...
735
00:47:05,755 --> 00:47:08,280
why should kids want to be old?
736
00:47:08,558 --> 00:47:10,492
Grow up, wait...
737
00:47:11,294 --> 00:47:12,591
for anything?
738
00:47:12,695 --> 00:47:14,060
Son...
739
00:47:16,432 --> 00:47:18,866
You fish better than I do, Dad.
740
00:47:19,235 --> 00:47:21,169
I don't mean that you don't.
741
00:47:21,471 --> 00:47:23,905
But should you try to ski...
742
00:47:24,007 --> 00:47:26,567
and play ball better and things like that?
743
00:47:32,215 --> 00:47:35,412
I read it someplace in China once...
744
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:40,013
the older you were...
745
00:47:41,958 --> 00:47:43,550
the more...
746
00:47:44,227 --> 00:47:46,195
worthy you are.
747
00:47:46,529 --> 00:47:49,589
Immediately following
the Mayor's plea to the teenagers...
748
00:47:49,666 --> 00:47:51,657
The earth-shaking chant/
749
00:47:51,734 --> 00:47:55,431
"We want Fergus! We want Max!"
has swept the city.
750
00:47:55,738 --> 00:47:58,229
No sound, broadcast or otherwise...
751
00:47:58,307 --> 00:48:01,333
has been able to penetrate
for the past 27 minutes.
752
00:48:01,811 --> 00:48:05,713
Max Frost's troops are mobilized,
but the big question now is...
753
00:48:05,782 --> 00:48:08,717
what does the young Mr. Frost
plan to do with his army?
754
00:48:09,652 --> 00:48:11,449
Sold out, baby!
755
00:48:12,055 --> 00:48:13,613
I'm King, baby.
756
00:48:14,924 --> 00:48:16,482
I'm King!
757
00:48:20,229 --> 00:48:22,060
Hey, King?
758
00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:26,293
Touch me, man.
759
00:48:26,402 --> 00:48:28,996
See if you can change the hook
back into a hand.
760
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:32,738
I would change it back, baby, but...
761
00:48:33,776 --> 00:48:36,074
I don't want to blow our luck.
762
00:48:36,245 --> 00:48:37,837
And I love it.
763
00:48:38,948 --> 00:48:40,313
I love it.
764
00:48:48,825 --> 00:48:51,851
I think you boys are fags.
765
00:48:56,966 --> 00:48:59,025
It is 2/00 pm, Saturday afternoon.
766
00:48:59,702 --> 00:49:04,264
The Governor of California has called for
a special session of the State Legislature...
767
00:49:04,340 --> 00:49:08,003
and has endorsed Johnny Fergus' bill
to lower the voting age.
768
00:49:08,411 --> 00:49:10,504
Max Frost and Johnny Fergus...
769
00:49:10,580 --> 00:49:13,378
have been picked up by a police helicopter.
770
00:49:13,449 --> 00:49:15,974
They have agreed to appear
as soon as possible...
771
00:49:16,119 --> 00:49:19,418
so that the teenagers
may be persuaded to disperse.
772
00:49:44,447 --> 00:49:45,709
Troops!
773
00:49:48,484 --> 00:49:50,679
America has heard you...
774
00:49:50,753 --> 00:49:52,983
because you are America!
775
00:49:57,160 --> 00:49:59,685
Remember, there will be no violence!
776
00:50:01,197 --> 00:50:04,758
This is the greatest demonstration
in the history of this country.
777
00:50:04,834 --> 00:50:08,668
Remember that a vote for Johnny Fergus
is a vote for you.
778
00:50:08,905 --> 00:50:10,998
And a vote for Max Frost.
779
00:50:19,615 --> 00:50:23,984
At each stop, Johnny Fergus and Max Frost
have thanked the teenagers for appearing...
780
00:50:24,053 --> 00:50:26,521
and then have asked them to go home,
after which...
781
00:50:26,589 --> 00:50:30,582
carefully and slowly, they once more
ascended toward the heavens.
782
00:50:43,573 --> 00:50:46,736
Within a week, three states,
including California...
783
00:50:46,809 --> 00:50:50,472
have enacted legislation to lower
the voting age to 14.
784
00:50:50,646 --> 00:50:54,844
Within a month, 18 other states,
it seems, will follow suit.
785
00:50:54,984 --> 00:50:59,614
Max Frost has simply to mention locations
for possible demonstrations...
786
00:50:59,689 --> 00:51:02,351
and emergency sessions
of state legislatures...
787
00:51:02,425 --> 00:51:05,223
are convened and are acquiescent.
788
00:51:13,469 --> 00:51:16,370
Johnny Fergus' campaigns
and campaign films...
789
00:51:16,572 --> 00:51:19,735
have always capitalized
on his youthful image.
790
00:51:20,309 --> 00:51:23,005
Fergus has always expected
the new frontiersman...
791
00:51:23,079 --> 00:51:26,776
the youth of America,
the Kennedy generation, to vote for him.
792
00:51:27,650 --> 00:51:31,916
Now it seems to many that he was gambling
for the highest stakes of all.
793
00:51:32,188 --> 00:51:34,179
Enfranchise youth...
794
00:51:34,757 --> 00:51:37,317
and perhaps youth will carry him to the top.
795
00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:40,893
The Kennedy mystique would naturally
get out of hand in the West.
796
00:51:40,963 --> 00:51:43,898
There, the pursuit of happiness
has long been replaced...
797
00:51:43,966 --> 00:51:46,833
by a headier flight back into pubescence.
798
00:52:15,665 --> 00:52:16,996
Hey, what's...
799
00:52:17,233 --> 00:52:18,222
Damn!
800
00:52:24,774 --> 00:52:27,140
Hey, wait a minute, baby. Hold it, brother.
801
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:34,043
- Who are you?
- I'm Jimmy Fergus!
802
00:52:34,550 --> 00:52:37,075
- What do you want?
- I hate my father.
803
00:52:37,153 --> 00:52:38,848
And he hates you all.
804
00:52:38,921 --> 00:52:41,355
So what do you want me to do about it?
805
00:52:41,757 --> 00:52:44,692
Listen. My father gets the kids the vote.
806
00:52:44,794 --> 00:52:47,262
But Tuesday he's going to get elected.
807
00:52:48,364 --> 00:52:51,162
- But that means he's...
- He's going to be King.
808
00:52:51,434 --> 00:52:53,595
Dog King! King of the dogs!
809
00:52:56,305 --> 00:52:58,603
Your old man's
going to get elected big, baby.
810
00:52:58,708 --> 00:53:01,370
The day after tomorrow, because of you.
811
00:53:01,444 --> 00:53:03,742
But he's not your kind.
812
00:53:03,846 --> 00:53:05,711
He's not our kind.
813
00:53:07,583 --> 00:53:10,143
Come on, I'm sleepy. Get out of here.
814
00:53:10,353 --> 00:53:12,287
Wait a minute!
815
00:53:12,355 --> 00:53:14,619
The Congressman died this morning.
816
00:53:14,690 --> 00:53:16,624
He was 84. Cancer.
817
00:53:16,692 --> 00:53:20,685
They got to replace him.
I heard my father talking about it tonight.
818
00:53:20,763 --> 00:53:23,527
All you need is somebody just 25 years old.
819
00:53:24,066 --> 00:53:26,899
Just 25. You could pick the congressman.
820
00:53:28,204 --> 00:53:29,569
I'm 22.
821
00:53:29,739 --> 00:53:30,728
I'm 14.
822
00:53:31,240 --> 00:53:34,607
Sally's going to be 25 on Tuesday.
823
00:53:35,845 --> 00:53:38,109
Congresswoman Sally LeRoy.
824
00:53:40,916 --> 00:53:42,474
What do you want?
825
00:53:43,786 --> 00:53:45,014
In.
826
00:53:47,656 --> 00:53:48,816
Sure.
827
00:53:59,602 --> 00:54:01,160
Listen, fellas, listen.
828
00:54:02,238 --> 00:54:04,331
Wait, please listen.
829
00:54:04,473 --> 00:54:06,100
We've had a long hard day.
830
00:54:06,175 --> 00:54:09,633
In the morning we'll have a press
conference and answer your questions.
831
00:54:09,712 --> 00:54:13,876
Meanwhile, thank you and tell everybody
it feels great to be Senator.
832
00:54:16,385 --> 00:54:19,115
- I'm so worried, Johnny.
- We won, Mary.
833
00:54:19,188 --> 00:54:20,746
We won very big.
834
00:54:20,990 --> 00:54:23,481
Didn't even have to wait for a concession.
835
00:54:25,461 --> 00:54:28,555
Honey, come on. Jimmy will be all right.
836
00:54:28,631 --> 00:54:31,828
You'll see. Basically, he's a sensible kid.
837
00:54:37,139 --> 00:54:39,004
Hey, troops!
838
00:54:39,141 --> 00:54:41,507
I've got good news for you today.
839
00:54:42,511 --> 00:54:43,876
Two things!
840
00:54:44,346 --> 00:54:45,904
First...
841
00:54:46,048 --> 00:54:49,108
we got Johnny Fergus elected!
842
00:54:49,819 --> 00:54:50,808
We did it!
843
00:54:55,991 --> 00:54:57,549
And second...
844
00:54:58,327 --> 00:55:00,761
today is Sally LeRoy's birthday.
845
00:55:04,967 --> 00:55:07,197
Representative Sealy...
846
00:55:07,303 --> 00:55:09,999
from Sally LeRoy's own
congressional district...
847
00:55:10,506 --> 00:55:12,838
died a few days ago of cancer.
848
00:55:13,342 --> 00:55:16,436
There's going to have to be
a special election, babies.
849
00:55:16,745 --> 00:55:18,406
And I've got news for you...
850
00:55:18,714 --> 00:55:22,514
you only have to be 25 years old...
851
00:55:23,152 --> 00:55:25,245
to run for Congress!
852
00:55:25,688 --> 00:55:28,680
And who do you think
we should have in Congress...
853
00:55:28,891 --> 00:55:33,055
instead of Congressman Sealy, 84 years old?
854
00:55:39,268 --> 00:55:42,362
Do you know
who can't be elected to Congress...
855
00:55:42,438 --> 00:55:45,839
because he's not 25 years old?
856
00:55:47,076 --> 00:55:49,010
I can't! That's who!
857
00:55:49,245 --> 00:55:51,577
And who can't be your President?
858
00:55:51,647 --> 00:55:53,615
Even if you wanted him to be!
859
00:55:54,316 --> 00:55:56,147
I can't! That's who!
860
00:55:56,352 --> 00:55:59,480
Sally LeRoy, troops,
is going to be our spearhead.
861
00:56:00,156 --> 00:56:02,249
She's going to Washington.
862
00:56:02,925 --> 00:56:05,018
And she's not going alone.
863
00:56:05,895 --> 00:56:08,261
Because we're going with her!
864
00:56:08,931 --> 00:56:11,729
Sally used to model for Ivory soap as a job
865
00:56:15,271 --> 00:56:18,297
This Sally in a tub used to drive
the other babies wild
866
00:56:19,975 --> 00:56:21,806
That's what they say
867
00:56:22,077 --> 00:56:24,102
Sally hasn't come out since that day
868
00:56:24,513 --> 00:56:26,105
Sally LeRoy
869
00:56:26,448 --> 00:56:28,348
Sally LeRoy
870
00:56:28,984 --> 00:56:32,579
She's old enough for Congress, boy
871
00:56:33,055 --> 00:56:34,818
She could represent us
872
00:56:34,924 --> 00:56:36,915
You bet she knows how
873
00:56:37,493 --> 00:56:38,926
Give it to me, Sally baby
874
00:56:39,061 --> 00:56:40,528
She's no baby, now
875
00:56:48,904 --> 00:56:50,838
The Speaker of the House...
876
00:56:50,906 --> 00:56:53,466
recognizes the new Congresswoman
from California...
877
00:56:54,376 --> 00:56:56,105
Sally LeRoy.
878
00:57:15,497 --> 00:57:17,158
Mr. Speaker...
879
00:57:22,037 --> 00:57:25,598
America's greatest contribution...
880
00:57:27,009 --> 00:57:29,637
has been to teach the world...
881
00:57:30,246 --> 00:57:34,114
that getting old is such a drag.
882
00:57:35,117 --> 00:57:38,211
Youth is America's secret weapon.
883
00:57:38,821 --> 00:57:41,289
That's why we ask...
884
00:57:41,557 --> 00:57:43,957
that the Constitution...
885
00:57:44,593 --> 00:57:46,686
be amended.
886
00:57:48,297 --> 00:57:51,755
So that the secret weapon can be used.
887
00:57:52,534 --> 00:57:53,728
Amend! Amend!
888
00:58:13,555 --> 00:58:15,523
We suggest...
889
00:58:16,025 --> 00:58:18,585
that the required age...
890
00:58:19,295 --> 00:58:21,456
for a representative...
891
00:58:22,364 --> 00:58:23,763
be...
892
00:58:24,667 --> 00:58:25,964
fourteen.
893
00:58:37,780 --> 00:58:39,577
For a senator...
894
00:58:40,716 --> 00:58:42,343
fourteen.
895
00:58:53,228 --> 00:58:54,456
For President...
896
00:58:57,066 --> 00:58:58,328
fourteen.
897
00:59:06,675 --> 00:59:08,734
Fourteen or fight!
898
00:59:15,050 --> 00:59:17,416
For 40 days and 40 nights
the sit-down has spread...
899
00:59:17,486 --> 00:59:20,819
like a multi-colored beach blanket
from the Capitol to the White House.
900
00:59:20,889 --> 00:59:23,722
Teenagers have poured in
from all parts of the country...
901
00:59:23,792 --> 00:59:25,987
on every plane, on every train.
902
00:59:26,161 --> 00:59:27,788
Amend! Amend!
903
00:59:45,013 --> 00:59:47,777
The President, as you know,
appeared today on television...
904
00:59:47,916 --> 00:59:51,443
begging the teenagers to go home,
apparently to no avail.
905
00:59:51,553 --> 00:59:53,851
Washington remains besieged.
906
00:59:54,156 --> 00:59:55,783
Senator Allbright!
907
00:59:56,492 --> 00:59:59,620
Is it true that most of your colleagues
have taken up residence...
908
00:59:59,695 --> 01:00:01,959
- in their offices at the Capitol?
- Yes.
909
01:00:02,197 --> 01:00:03,528
I don't know.
910
01:00:04,767 --> 01:00:06,667
Will you vote for the amendments?
911
01:00:06,902 --> 01:00:09,598
I love you. I love you. I love all of you!
912
01:00:09,705 --> 01:00:11,832
Please, believe me. I love all children!
913
01:00:11,940 --> 01:00:14,306
Senator Allbright,
Mr. and Mrs. United States...
914
01:00:14,376 --> 01:00:18,540
as you know the jails have long since
been filled with teenagers...
915
01:00:18,714 --> 01:00:21,740
who in the beginning refused to move on.
916
01:00:21,950 --> 01:00:26,114
The police find it very difficult
to direct people to move on.
917
01:00:26,321 --> 01:00:29,222
Three or four million people to move on!
918
01:00:29,725 --> 01:00:32,523
The military and the police are helpless...
919
01:00:32,661 --> 01:00:35,425
unless directed to fire on the crowd...
920
01:00:35,731 --> 01:00:37,892
and that seems unthinkable.
921
01:00:38,200 --> 01:00:39,792
Amend! Amend!
922
01:00:47,209 --> 01:00:49,541
Oh, my God!
It's happening. It's happening now!
923
01:01:28,917 --> 01:01:30,782
There's a new sun
924
01:01:31,320 --> 01:01:34,756
Rising up angry in the sky
925
01:01:35,057 --> 01:01:37,150
And there's a new voice
926
01:01:37,626 --> 01:01:40,595
Crying we're not afraid to die
927
01:01:41,330 --> 01:01:44,493
Let the old world make believe
928
01:01:44,733 --> 01:01:47,361
It's blind, deaf and dumb
929
01:01:47,870 --> 01:01:52,432
But nothing can change
the shape of things to come
930
01:01:53,809 --> 01:01:55,572
There are changes
931
01:01:56,478 --> 01:01:59,413
Lying ahead every road
932
01:02:00,048 --> 01:02:01,879
And there are new thoughts
933
01:02:02,551 --> 01:02:05,452
Ready and waiting to explode
934
01:02:06,054 --> 01:02:09,251
When tomorrow is today
935
01:02:09,558 --> 01:02:11,651
The bells will toll for some
936
01:02:12,361 --> 01:02:17,230
But nothing can change
the shape of things to come
937
01:02:18,934 --> 01:02:21,528
The future's coming in now
938
01:02:22,738 --> 01:02:24,569
Sweet and strong
939
01:02:25,407 --> 01:02:29,639
Ain't no one can hold it back for long
940
01:02:30,913 --> 01:02:33,245
There are new dreams
941
01:02:33,482 --> 01:02:36,542
Crowding out old realities
942
01:02:37,019 --> 01:02:38,782
There's revolution
943
01:02:39,421 --> 01:02:42,720
Sweeping like a fresh new breeze
944
01:02:43,091 --> 01:02:46,219
Let the old world make believe
945
01:02:46,528 --> 01:02:48,826
It's blind, deaf and dumb
946
01:02:49,431 --> 01:02:52,662
But nothing can change the shape of things
947
01:02:52,801 --> 01:02:55,599
Nothing can change the shape of things
948
01:02:55,837 --> 01:02:58,772
Nothing can change the shape of things
949
01:02:58,941 --> 01:03:04,436
Nothing can change
the shape of things to come
950
01:03:08,650 --> 01:03:09,878
Troops...
951
01:03:11,620 --> 01:03:13,679
they've slaughtered 12 of you.
952
01:03:15,257 --> 01:03:17,020
They did that to us.
953
01:03:18,260 --> 01:03:20,956
They came with their soldiers
and their cops...
954
01:03:22,798 --> 01:03:24,629
and they did that to us.
955
01:03:41,216 --> 01:03:42,774
I'm glad you came.
956
01:03:45,621 --> 01:03:47,213
You...
957
01:03:48,290 --> 01:03:49,814
You look...
958
01:03:54,563 --> 01:03:57,396
How are things at the old homestead, Dad?
959
01:03:57,833 --> 01:03:59,733
We miss you, Jimmy.
960
01:03:59,901 --> 01:04:01,368
Very badly.
961
01:04:03,972 --> 01:04:05,462
Sorry I'm late.
962
01:04:05,641 --> 01:04:08,735
It's not easy getting around Washington
these days, is it?
963
01:04:09,444 --> 01:04:14,108
No, you have to kind of
tiptoe between the teenagers.
964
01:04:14,583 --> 01:04:15,880
Your people.
965
01:04:18,587 --> 01:04:20,452
Jimmy, why can't you come home?
966
01:04:20,756 --> 01:04:22,087
I'm busy.
967
01:04:23,425 --> 01:04:25,586
Is that all you're going to say?
968
01:04:26,128 --> 01:04:27,117
No.
969
01:04:28,030 --> 01:04:30,225
I'm part of Max's political brain trust.
970
01:04:31,299 --> 01:04:34,097
You see, you put down the Republicans, Dad.
971
01:04:34,202 --> 01:04:35,533
That's easy.
972
01:04:35,637 --> 01:04:39,129
But you Democrats solved
all your problems 30 years ago.
973
01:04:39,274 --> 01:04:41,003
The same as them.
974
01:04:41,410 --> 01:04:45,244
There aren't going to be any wars anymore.
Not big ones, we know that.
975
01:04:45,347 --> 01:04:49,306
If we didn't have a foreign policy,
we wouldn't even have small wars.
976
01:04:49,551 --> 01:04:52,111
Max feels that
we don't need a foreign policy.
977
01:04:52,487 --> 01:04:54,887
And at home, everybody's rich.
978
01:04:55,123 --> 01:04:57,421
If they're not,
they can sleep on the beaches...
979
01:04:57,492 --> 01:04:59,756
and live like they're rich anyway.
980
01:04:59,828 --> 01:05:03,025
There aren't even any Negroes anymore,
the way you Democrats think.
981
01:05:03,098 --> 01:05:05,532
You think you see them,
but I don't think I see them.
982
01:05:05,600 --> 01:05:10,037
All I see is a man who got out on the shore
and started his tan sooner than I did.
983
01:05:10,138 --> 01:05:11,730
When that new order comes in...
984
01:05:11,840 --> 01:05:13,432
You know, you're...
985
01:05:13,508 --> 01:05:15,703
You could drive a man to drink!
986
01:05:16,411 --> 01:05:17,605
See?
987
01:05:17,746 --> 01:05:20,544
You're part of that alcoholic generation.
988
01:05:20,615 --> 01:05:22,913
- You need to drink.
- Stop it!
989
01:05:22,984 --> 01:05:27,182
- I ought to take you over my knee...
- That would be your solution.
990
01:05:27,322 --> 01:05:28,619
Sit!
991
01:05:29,491 --> 01:05:31,322
Sit down.
992
01:05:34,930 --> 01:05:38,457
Dad, I have the vote now, remember?
993
01:05:40,235 --> 01:05:43,329
In your own way,
I suppose you're a great man.
994
01:05:43,405 --> 01:05:45,600
You helped us start it all.
995
01:05:46,141 --> 01:05:47,438
Goodbye.
996
01:05:49,177 --> 01:05:52,806
You know,
I really don't dig that family scene.
997
01:05:54,282 --> 01:05:57,342
That's your hang-up, Senator. Not mine.
998
01:06:04,292 --> 01:06:05,589
Johnny?
999
01:06:06,361 --> 01:06:07,589
You're drunk.
1000
01:06:07,662 --> 01:06:09,186
Damn right, I'm drunk.
1001
01:06:09,264 --> 01:06:11,562
I'm a part of that alcoholic generation.
1002
01:06:11,633 --> 01:06:14,067
We pour napalm on our own men.
1003
01:06:14,169 --> 01:06:16,103
We do it because we're drunk.
1004
01:06:16,204 --> 01:06:19,867
Good, old, old, patriotic drunk!
1005
01:06:22,911 --> 01:06:24,344
Johnny!
1006
01:06:25,347 --> 01:06:27,406
- Daddy!
- Johnny! Stop it!
1007
01:06:28,350 --> 01:06:29,908
Goodbye, Mr. Frost!
1008
01:06:30,452 --> 01:06:31,885
Goodbye, mister!
1009
01:06:40,362 --> 01:06:41,954
Johnny, stop it!
1010
01:06:42,798 --> 01:06:46,564
From now on, you read Winnie-the-Pooh
or you don't read anything!
1011
01:06:47,469 --> 01:06:48,834
And Little Women!
1012
01:06:49,004 --> 01:06:50,403
Little Women!
1013
01:06:50,539 --> 01:06:53,167
I hate you, Daddy! I hate you!
1014
01:07:02,350 --> 01:07:04,079
War council!
1015
01:07:11,459 --> 01:07:13,825
We got votes, but we don't have enough.
1016
01:07:14,296 --> 01:07:16,890
How do you break a deadlock in Washington?
1017
01:07:17,766 --> 01:07:19,233
Blackmail.
1018
01:07:20,402 --> 01:07:23,997
Or we could raid the FBI.
With what's in J. Edgar's files...
1019
01:07:24,105 --> 01:07:26,938
I'm serious.
We need a two-thirds vote now, baby.
1020
01:07:27,409 --> 01:07:28,603
Hey...
1021
01:07:28,944 --> 01:07:30,809
assassinations.
1022
01:07:32,514 --> 01:07:36,041
We could start picking them off
one by one in Congress.
1023
01:07:36,117 --> 01:07:39,644
Every time
someone makes a speech against...
1024
01:07:40,121 --> 01:07:41,611
they die.
1025
01:07:46,361 --> 01:07:49,660
She's out with our friendly
neighborhood lifeguard, acid.
1026
01:07:53,368 --> 01:07:54,494
LSD.
1027
01:07:55,136 --> 01:07:56,535
That's it, baby.
1028
01:07:56,605 --> 01:07:58,402
We turn them all on, right?
1029
01:07:58,473 --> 01:08:00,168
We can make them all happy.
1030
01:08:01,943 --> 01:08:03,240
That's it, baby.
1031
01:08:03,311 --> 01:08:05,040
All out on trips!
1032
01:08:07,115 --> 01:08:08,878
We put it in the water supply.
1033
01:08:09,050 --> 01:08:10,415
Mother lover!
1034
01:08:10,485 --> 01:08:14,285
With a teenage guide for each one,
to make sure it's a happy trip.
1035
01:08:14,356 --> 01:08:16,483
A voting trip!
1036
01:08:16,758 --> 01:08:18,282
We send all our troops home.
1037
01:08:18,627 --> 01:08:20,390
The ones that stay to help us...
1038
01:08:20,462 --> 01:08:23,329
they don't touch water, coffee, anything!
1039
01:08:23,398 --> 01:08:24,387
Nothing!
1040
01:08:24,766 --> 01:08:26,063
We're straight.
1041
01:08:26,234 --> 01:08:27,633
And them out on trips.
1042
01:08:29,004 --> 01:08:32,201
Anything they open,
they open with bottle cap openers.
1043
01:08:32,540 --> 01:08:33,529
Or a hook.
1044
01:08:34,476 --> 01:08:36,967
Stanley, book us back to Washington.
1045
01:08:55,530 --> 01:08:58,226
You go to Senator Mason, 3050 Park Street.
1046
01:08:58,433 --> 01:08:59,593
Get moving.
1047
01:08:59,768 --> 01:09:02,965
You take Congressman Parker,
507 North Street.
1048
01:09:03,138 --> 01:09:05,038
You'll take Senator Fergus...
1049
01:09:05,740 --> 01:09:07,298
I'll take that man myself.
1050
01:10:05,934 --> 01:10:07,697
Gentlemen, let us vote!
1051
01:10:07,836 --> 01:10:11,772
All in favor, signify by raising your hand.
1052
01:10:15,377 --> 01:10:18,073
Two, three, four...
1053
01:10:18,513 --> 01:10:21,346
five, six, seven...
1054
01:10:21,883 --> 01:10:24,010
eight, nine, ten!
1055
01:10:25,620 --> 01:10:26,917
Who cares?
1056
01:10:29,557 --> 01:10:32,685
On this Friday of August...
1057
01:10:35,530 --> 01:10:36,519
No!
1058
01:10:44,839 --> 01:10:48,639
Senator Fergus, you didn't have to use
detectives to find us.
1059
01:10:49,711 --> 01:10:51,576
We're not in hiding.
1060
01:10:51,679 --> 01:10:55,445
Some time ago, we had a little accident,
and ever since...
1061
01:10:55,984 --> 01:10:58,179
we had an accident, my husband...
1062
01:10:58,887 --> 01:11:01,788
You could hardly believe
that he's my husband.
1063
01:11:02,223 --> 01:11:03,349
We...
1064
01:11:03,558 --> 01:11:05,287
He's retired.
1065
01:11:07,529 --> 01:11:10,225
I'm very flattered
that you've chosen to visit us.
1066
01:11:11,933 --> 01:11:15,369
But I don't understand,
what did you mean by...
1067
01:11:15,904 --> 01:11:17,030
my...
1068
01:11:17,105 --> 01:11:18,970
my son's reign of terror?
1069
01:11:19,240 --> 01:11:20,571
We're desperate.
1070
01:11:21,176 --> 01:11:22,302
Mrs. Flatow.
1071
01:11:23,645 --> 01:11:26,079
He's paralyzed the country.
1072
01:11:26,247 --> 01:11:27,942
- See, if you...
- Senator.
1073
01:11:28,349 --> 01:11:30,283
I'm sure my son...
1074
01:11:30,785 --> 01:11:33,982
has a very good reason
for paralyzing the country.
1075
01:11:34,055 --> 01:11:37,024
But if you could just persuade him.
1076
01:11:39,694 --> 01:11:42,857
You see, ever since the accident...
1077
01:11:43,164 --> 01:11:44,153
I've...
1078
01:11:45,366 --> 01:11:48,961
I've been under the care
of an LSD therapist.
1079
01:11:49,871 --> 01:11:52,465
And I understand my son now.
1080
01:11:52,640 --> 01:11:54,870
I understand him completely.
1081
01:11:55,176 --> 01:11:59,909
I identify with that marvelous Sally LeRoy!
1082
01:12:04,619 --> 01:12:08,453
I could not persuade my son
from his purposes.
1083
01:12:09,991 --> 01:12:12,084
You never read in the Bible...
1084
01:12:12,427 --> 01:12:15,294
about the mother of Jesus...
1085
01:12:15,430 --> 01:12:17,990
persuading her son from his purposes.
1086
01:12:20,201 --> 01:12:21,190
No...
1087
01:12:23,071 --> 01:12:24,060
You...
1088
01:12:25,206 --> 01:12:29,666
You tell my son his mother is behind him.
1089
01:12:31,579 --> 01:12:33,877
She is behind him.
1090
01:12:40,655 --> 01:12:43,215
No, I won't talk to Eisenhower.
1091
01:12:43,424 --> 01:12:46,621
I ain't going to talk to Rockefeller
and I won't talk to Dirksen.
1092
01:12:47,428 --> 01:12:49,623
You got to be out of your Chinese skulls.
1093
01:12:49,697 --> 01:12:51,460
I won't take their nomination.
1094
01:12:51,633 --> 01:12:54,466
I run my own party or I run Democrat.
1095
01:12:55,003 --> 01:12:57,528
You are really getting square. Tell him.
1096
01:12:58,072 --> 01:13:00,472
The Republicans want you, Max.
1097
01:13:00,708 --> 01:13:02,801
You don't even have to pull any stunts.
1098
01:13:03,011 --> 01:13:06,742
They've been looking for a hero
ever since they lost Eisenhower.
1099
01:13:06,814 --> 01:13:09,112
Nixon would sure look dumb with long hair.
1100
01:13:09,217 --> 01:13:11,515
And Ronald Reagan would look worse.
1101
01:13:11,853 --> 01:13:14,947
Nobody's going to take this country
this year with short hair!
1102
01:13:15,190 --> 01:13:16,418
Think of it!
1103
01:13:16,524 --> 01:13:20,961
You, the true son and heir of Herbert Hoover
and Calvin Coolidge.
1104
01:13:22,096 --> 01:13:23,461
Stanley.
1105
01:13:31,272 --> 01:13:32,864
Republican, baby.
1106
01:13:35,677 --> 01:13:36,837
Republican.
1107
01:13:37,946 --> 01:13:39,675
Me, a Republican?
1108
01:13:42,784 --> 01:13:44,649
Yeah. All right.
1109
01:13:44,953 --> 01:13:46,318
You got a big mouth.
1110
01:13:46,421 --> 01:13:47,979
You got a square head.
1111
01:13:51,292 --> 01:13:52,759
Thanks, Max.
1112
01:14:27,462 --> 01:14:28,793
Now, troops...
1113
01:14:30,265 --> 01:14:32,665
I have nothing against our President.
1114
01:14:33,835 --> 01:14:36,633
It's like running against
my own grandfather.
1115
01:14:47,548 --> 01:14:49,140
I don't understand.
1116
01:14:49,217 --> 01:14:52,653
Do you really want a man in his sixties
running the country?
1117
01:14:52,820 --> 01:14:53,809
No!
1118
01:14:54,989 --> 01:14:58,288
What do you ask a 60-year-old man?
1119
01:14:58,726 --> 01:15:02,662
You ask him whether he wants
his wheelchair facing the sun...
1120
01:15:02,830 --> 01:15:05,196
or facing away from the sun.
1121
01:15:20,081 --> 01:15:23,448
But running our country? Forget it, babies!
1122
01:15:32,760 --> 01:15:36,662
Who in America can truly resist
the clarion call of youth?
1123
01:15:36,998 --> 01:15:39,523
Never has it been so brazenly sounded.
1124
01:15:39,734 --> 01:15:42,532
Experience, it has brought you nothing.
1125
01:15:42,937 --> 01:15:44,700
Max Frost has told you that.
1126
01:15:45,073 --> 01:15:46,768
Down with experience.
1127
01:15:48,576 --> 01:15:51,773
If your son is elected President,
Mrs. Flatow...
1128
01:15:52,013 --> 01:15:54,208
will you, because he's a bachelor...
1129
01:15:54,315 --> 01:15:56,875
will you be his White House hostess?
1130
01:15:56,984 --> 01:15:58,246
Pamela...
1131
01:15:58,353 --> 01:16:01,481
I hope to help my son in important ways.
1132
01:16:02,223 --> 01:16:06,785
Possibly be a consul general to one
of those Latin countries.
1133
01:16:07,095 --> 01:16:09,495
But I will probably have to be...
1134
01:16:09,630 --> 01:16:12,155
Ambassador to the Court of St. James.
1135
01:16:12,433 --> 01:16:14,663
- You see, the Queen and I...
- Mrs. Flatow!
1136
01:16:14,736 --> 01:16:19,036
What about the rumor there's been
a falling out between you and Max Frost?
1137
01:16:19,307 --> 01:16:23,437
Pamela, let me first remind you
that my name is no longer Mrs. Flatow.
1138
01:16:24,412 --> 01:16:27,711
Like my son, I had it changed legally.
1139
01:16:27,949 --> 01:16:29,541
It's Mrs. Frost.
1140
01:16:30,251 --> 01:16:33,516
And Max and I
could never have a falling out.
1141
01:16:33,988 --> 01:16:36,684
Lovers' quarrel, perhaps.
1142
01:16:36,791 --> 01:16:38,088
But that's all.
1143
01:16:38,359 --> 01:16:40,122
Will Mr. Flatow...
1144
01:16:40,228 --> 01:16:41,855
I mean, Mr. Frost.
1145
01:16:42,063 --> 01:16:44,691
Will he be part of the new government?
1146
01:16:46,234 --> 01:16:49,067
My husband is so laid up.
1147
01:16:49,804 --> 01:16:52,534
You can't believe how laid up he is.
1148
01:16:53,074 --> 01:16:54,564
Proud...
1149
01:16:55,042 --> 01:16:56,236
proud...
1150
01:16:56,911 --> 01:16:58,469
so proud.
1151
01:17:00,581 --> 01:17:02,208
Hey, troops!
1152
01:17:02,383 --> 01:17:03,907
I've got good news for you today.
1153
01:17:04,185 --> 01:17:05,618
Hey, troops!
1154
01:17:05,787 --> 01:17:07,345
I've got good news.
1155
01:17:12,560 --> 01:17:14,027
We want Max!
1156
01:17:34,248 --> 01:17:38,548
Maximillian Frost has been elected
President of the United States...
1157
01:17:38,753 --> 01:17:41,984
by the largest majority
in the history of our country.
1158
01:17:42,190 --> 01:17:44,215
He has carried every state...
1159
01:17:44,559 --> 01:17:47,653
with the single
and remarkable exception of Hawaii.
1160
01:18:43,918 --> 01:18:45,249
Mr. Speaker...
1161
01:18:45,553 --> 01:18:46,815
Senators...
1162
01:18:47,221 --> 01:18:48,415
Representatives...
1163
01:18:49,290 --> 01:18:50,279
troops.
1164
01:18:58,065 --> 01:19:02,001
You want to know
what the state of the union is.
1165
01:19:03,804 --> 01:19:06,796
And I'm going to tell you
what the state of the union is.
1166
01:19:08,643 --> 01:19:10,133
You know, our folks...
1167
01:19:10,745 --> 01:19:13,270
say that there is a fly...
1168
01:19:13,714 --> 01:19:15,409
in the ointment.
1169
01:19:18,686 --> 01:19:21,177
And it's not the Communists...
1170
01:19:22,123 --> 01:19:24,023
and it's not the Birchers.
1171
01:19:27,028 --> 01:19:29,553
There is a villain in history, though.
1172
01:19:30,598 --> 01:19:33,328
And it's not the Jews...
1173
01:19:35,336 --> 01:19:37,861
it's not the labor leaders...
1174
01:19:40,274 --> 01:19:42,037
it's not the bankers...
1175
01:19:42,476 --> 01:19:46,071
and it's not the Russians,
and it isn't even the Chinese!
1176
01:19:47,648 --> 01:19:48,740
Who?
1177
01:19:48,983 --> 01:19:52,646
Who, after all,
has caused all of our troubles?
1178
01:19:53,955 --> 01:19:56,423
Those who are stiff, baby!
1179
01:19:57,024 --> 01:19:59,322
Not with love but with age!
1180
01:20:00,628 --> 01:20:02,425
So while we're young...
1181
01:20:02,496 --> 01:20:04,930
we've lived in small pads with no bread.
1182
01:20:05,766 --> 01:20:08,792
While they're living high and fat...
1183
01:20:09,136 --> 01:20:10,831
with all the money!
1184
01:20:14,642 --> 01:20:16,166
Well, troops...
1185
01:20:17,211 --> 01:20:20,044
I want to tell you
that they're heavy with honey...
1186
01:20:20,514 --> 01:20:22,311
and they can't fly.
1187
01:20:22,683 --> 01:20:26,449
You'd better believe me that they can't fly!
1188
01:20:28,022 --> 01:20:29,011
Now...
1189
01:20:29,457 --> 01:20:30,651
some of us...
1190
01:20:31,225 --> 01:20:33,693
have changed this for ourselves already.
1191
01:20:36,731 --> 01:20:37,720
But...
1192
01:20:38,733 --> 01:20:40,633
now we're going to change it...
1193
01:20:41,135 --> 01:20:42,796
for everyone.
1194
01:20:44,171 --> 01:20:45,661
You give me...
1195
01:20:46,540 --> 01:20:47,905
the tools.
1196
01:20:48,242 --> 01:20:49,766
You give me the laws.
1197
01:20:52,046 --> 01:20:55,345
Give me the power!
1198
01:21:03,924 --> 01:21:05,186
He's got a gun!
1199
01:21:10,498 --> 01:21:11,931
Let him go.
1200
01:21:12,033 --> 01:21:13,796
He won't get far.
1201
01:21:22,910 --> 01:21:24,434
We're going to make...
1202
01:21:24,945 --> 01:21:26,139
thirty...
1203
01:21:26,681 --> 01:21:28,672
a mandatory retirement age.
1204
01:21:28,949 --> 01:21:31,213
We'll set up rehabilitation camps...
1205
01:21:32,019 --> 01:21:34,283
mercy centers in every state of the union.
1206
01:21:35,022 --> 01:21:38,048
Citizens will report to them
after five years...
1207
01:21:38,359 --> 01:21:40,259
at the age of 35.
1208
01:21:40,895 --> 01:21:42,055
And there...
1209
01:21:42,396 --> 01:21:45,263
in groovy surroundings
we're going to psych them all out...
1210
01:21:45,566 --> 01:21:47,090
on LSD, babies.
1211
01:21:51,739 --> 01:21:52,933
That way...
1212
01:21:53,474 --> 01:21:55,442
they're not going to hurt you...
1213
01:21:55,876 --> 01:21:58,276
and they're not going to hurt me...
1214
01:21:58,646 --> 01:22:02,377
and, babies, they're not even
going to hurt themselves anymore!
1215
01:22:05,019 --> 01:22:06,987
They won't draft you.
1216
01:22:07,221 --> 01:22:08,688
We'll draft them!
1217
01:22:10,624 --> 01:22:12,683
Some of them are really going to dig it.
1218
01:22:13,894 --> 01:22:16,829
That's going to be the real
mother-lovin' gas.
1219
01:22:18,099 --> 01:22:22,035
There'll be cats who'll want
to split from taxes, Diner's Club...
1220
01:22:22,136 --> 01:22:26,334
crazy birds, crazy wives
and crazy husbands!
1221
01:22:27,174 --> 01:22:28,971
Millions, troops...
1222
01:22:29,143 --> 01:22:31,873
but millions are going to go willingly.
1223
01:22:32,513 --> 01:22:35,573
Just tell them
they don't owe nobody nothing.
1224
01:22:36,117 --> 01:22:38,950
And, babies, what a wrap-up!
1225
01:23:49,490 --> 01:23:52,357
Suffer unto me, little old lady.
1226
01:24:08,876 --> 01:24:11,208
The best campaign dinners
1227
01:24:11,278 --> 01:24:13,940
Are no campaign dinners
1228
01:24:14,048 --> 01:24:16,448
Contribute, contribute
1229
01:24:16,684 --> 01:24:18,845
Contribute to yourself
1230
01:24:19,119 --> 01:24:21,485
The best campaign dinners
1231
01:24:21,722 --> 01:24:24,122
Are no campaign dinners
1232
01:24:24,358 --> 01:24:26,519
Contribute, contribute
1233
01:24:26,961 --> 01:24:29,259
Contribute to yourself
1234
01:24:30,631 --> 01:24:34,226
Hawaii, the only state
which has not voted for Max...
1235
01:24:34,501 --> 01:24:37,561
was given a lethal overdose in toto of STP.
1236
01:24:38,239 --> 01:24:41,402
The survivors are a weird,
hearty breed now...
1237
01:24:41,642 --> 01:24:45,169
largely nomadic,
and strangely ill-coordinated.
1238
01:24:45,246 --> 01:24:47,908
They do not seem to understand
what has happened to them.
1239
01:24:49,917 --> 01:24:51,612
Mr. President?
1240
01:24:52,419 --> 01:24:56,378
Has it been brought to your attention
that there are many subversive citizens...
1241
01:24:56,490 --> 01:24:59,050
over 35 who are passing for 25?
1242
01:24:59,226 --> 01:25:02,127
What do you intend to do
about this situation?
1243
01:25:04,064 --> 01:25:07,966
My feeling is if they can fool us
then they're all right.
1244
01:25:08,369 --> 01:25:11,702
Anyone who is that lively is not dangerous.
1245
01:25:12,006 --> 01:25:14,474
Mr. President, look this way.
1246
01:25:14,742 --> 01:25:16,232
Mr. President. Thank you.
1247
01:25:16,377 --> 01:25:18,607
We've heard that there have been...
1248
01:25:18,679 --> 01:25:20,544
cases in which mothers and fathers...
1249
01:25:20,748 --> 01:25:23,410
relatives, and in some cases,
complete strangers...
1250
01:25:23,484 --> 01:25:27,181
who've been hidden in attics or basements
by much younger citizens.
1251
01:25:27,421 --> 01:25:30,913
What are the dangers
of this hidden population of old people?
1252
01:25:31,959 --> 01:25:36,191
No one hiding in a basement or an attic
is likely to do much harm to the country.
1253
01:25:36,430 --> 01:25:37,897
Are they?
1254
01:25:39,466 --> 01:25:43,869
Although they're not as effectively
neutralized as those in the camps...
1255
01:25:44,038 --> 01:25:45,938
they are nonetheless out of business.
1256
01:25:46,040 --> 01:25:48,508
And as time goes by,
they will be ferreted out.
1257
01:25:48,876 --> 01:25:52,175
What about the possibility
of underground railroads?
1258
01:25:52,713 --> 01:25:54,271
By that you mean...
1259
01:25:54,648 --> 01:25:58,482
our old people who've been
smuggled into Canada, Cuba, Mexico?
1260
01:25:59,853 --> 01:26:04,483
As you know, the President of Mexico
and the Prime Minister of Canada...
1261
01:26:04,658 --> 01:26:07,456
and Fidel Castro are all very old men.
1262
01:26:07,695 --> 01:26:10,220
They're old-fashioned and they're old.
1263
01:26:10,464 --> 01:26:11,897
I say to them...
1264
01:26:11,966 --> 01:26:16,335
do they think they can stop the revolution
that is coming in their own country?
1265
01:26:16,870 --> 01:26:20,966
Do they think our old people will prolong
their existence for a year?
1266
01:26:21,642 --> 01:26:23,473
A month or even a day?
1267
01:26:34,154 --> 01:26:35,451
Dad, look!
1268
01:26:38,258 --> 01:26:39,316
Run!
1269
01:26:56,510 --> 01:26:58,410
Like the United States...
1270
01:26:58,545 --> 01:27:01,571
Russia, too has abandoned its moon program.
1271
01:27:01,882 --> 01:27:03,941
In its Russian translation...
1272
01:27:04,051 --> 01:27:07,509
Fourteen or Fight
has already swept that country.
1273
01:27:09,356 --> 01:27:12,416
Red China has denounced rock music.
1274
01:27:12,493 --> 01:27:15,690
However, from all reports,
the rallying song...
1275
01:27:15,763 --> 01:27:18,732
of the vast teenage underground movement
in the far east...
1276
01:27:18,832 --> 01:27:22,563
is the song,
Don't Wanna Be No Yellow Peril.
1277
01:27:25,005 --> 01:27:29,237
Mrs. Flatow, baby,
your husband is very happy in the camp.
1278
01:27:29,376 --> 01:27:31,537
Your husband would like you to join him.
1279
01:27:31,612 --> 01:27:33,910
Max would like you to join him.
1280
01:27:49,296 --> 01:27:51,560
No, I'm young!
1281
01:27:51,698 --> 01:27:53,689
It's a mistake! I'm young!
1282
01:27:56,703 --> 01:27:59,365
You are the biggest mother of them all.
1283
01:27:59,573 --> 01:28:01,871
No! I'm really young!
1284
01:28:02,543 --> 01:28:04,443
I'm young!
1285
01:28:09,616 --> 01:28:11,243
It's a mistake! I'm young!
1286
01:28:13,787 --> 01:28:17,018
No! I'm very young!
1287
01:28:28,902 --> 01:28:33,066
America is now planning to withdraw
from its international commitments...
1288
01:28:33,207 --> 01:28:36,233
to the relief of many, the despair of few.
1289
01:28:36,343 --> 01:28:39,540
In addition,
our armed forces are to be disbanded.
1290
01:28:39,746 --> 01:28:42,772
The President has said
that with our immense wealth...
1291
01:28:42,850 --> 01:28:46,616
we will be able to create
the most purely hedonistic society...
1292
01:28:46,720 --> 01:28:48,244
the world has ever known.
1293
01:28:48,322 --> 01:28:50,722
We've already begun shipping free grain...
1294
01:28:50,891 --> 01:28:53,883
to all the hungry countries on this planet.
1295
01:29:54,588 --> 01:29:56,613
I'm going to leave her here.
1296
01:29:56,857 --> 01:29:58,188
You take care of her.
1297
01:29:58,292 --> 01:30:00,055
I don't want to stay.
1298
01:30:03,630 --> 01:30:07,088
You're going to have to stay
because I'm telling you to.
1299
01:30:07,668 --> 01:30:08,862
And I'm President.
1300
01:30:10,304 --> 01:30:12,169
Can I be President?
1301
01:30:13,340 --> 01:30:14,329
No.
1302
01:30:14,641 --> 01:30:15,972
Why?
1303
01:30:16,977 --> 01:30:18,911
Because you're not old enough.
1304
01:30:19,379 --> 01:30:21,279
How old are you?
1305
01:30:21,815 --> 01:30:23,578
How old do you think I am?
1306
01:30:24,084 --> 01:30:25,483
About 100!
1307
01:30:30,324 --> 01:30:31,723
I'm 24.
1308
01:30:33,160 --> 01:30:34,491
That's old.
1309
01:30:54,014 --> 01:30:55,606
I have to go.
1310
01:30:56,016 --> 01:30:57,608
I'm being presented...
1311
01:30:58,685 --> 01:31:01,848
I'm being presented
in the Court of St. James!
1312
01:31:03,023 --> 01:31:04,320
The Queen!
1313
01:31:04,391 --> 01:31:06,120
The Queen is receiving me!
1314
01:31:06,326 --> 01:31:08,692
The Queen is receiving me!
1315
01:31:08,795 --> 01:31:11,457
I need feathers! I have to have feathers!
1316
01:31:11,999 --> 01:31:15,059
White feathers to be proper
and respectable...
1317
01:31:15,202 --> 01:31:17,898
by my son, my son...
1318
01:31:18,105 --> 01:31:20,403
My country 'tis of thee...
1319
01:31:20,474 --> 01:31:22,465
sweet land of liberty!
1320
01:31:32,486 --> 01:31:36,047
Following the dissolution of the FBI
and the CIA...
1321
01:31:36,356 --> 01:31:40,315
President Max Frost has now done away
with the Secret Service...
1322
01:31:40,627 --> 01:31:42,720
allowing him a personal freedom...
1323
01:31:42,863 --> 01:31:46,299
that for generations has been unheard of
for a public figure.
1324
01:31:46,700 --> 01:31:50,261
"Protection, " Max Frost has said,
"who needs it?"
1325
01:32:05,018 --> 01:32:06,417
That's old.
1326
01:34:05,605 --> 01:34:06,936
That's old.
1327
01:34:38,472 --> 01:34:39,871
That's old.
1328
01:34:49,749 --> 01:34:52,013
What did you do with our crawdad?
1329
01:34:54,054 --> 01:34:55,419
I killed him.
1330
01:34:57,357 --> 01:34:58,756
He was our pet.
1331
01:34:58,925 --> 01:35:00,688
His name was Willeger.
1332
01:35:06,566 --> 01:35:08,591
What are you going to do about it?
1333
01:35:09,970 --> 01:35:12,905
You ain't big enough
to beat me up, are you?
1334
01:35:23,450 --> 01:35:26,886
We're going to put everybody
over ten out of business.
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