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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:40,708 --> 00:00:42,843 (man) MINUS FIVE, MINUS FOUR, 2 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:45,413 THREE, TWO, ONE... 3 00:00:45,446 --> 00:00:47,281 IGNITION! 4 00:00:50,651 --> 00:00:52,653 WE HAVE SEPARATION. 5 00:00:54,455 --> 00:00:55,956 (second man) WHAT'LL SHE DO? 6 00:00:55,989 --> 00:00:59,893 THE MISSION OF STARDUST IS TO EXPLORE THE STARS 7 00:00:59,927 --> 00:01:02,730 AND PLANETS OF THIS GALAXY AND BEYOND. 8 00:01:02,763 --> 00:01:05,999 I KNOW THAT. I MEAN, HOW FAST WILL SHE GO? 9 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:11,639 STARDUST SHOULD DEFINITELY TRAVEL FASTER THAN LIGHT. 10 00:01:11,672 --> 00:01:17,745 WHICH, AS YOU ALL KNOW, IS 186,283.4 MILES PER SECOND. 11 00:01:17,778 --> 00:01:21,482 WOW. THAT'S REALLY POURING THE COAL TO IT. 12 00:01:21,515 --> 00:01:24,785 WE WON'T BE USING COAL, SENATOR MILBURN. 13 00:01:29,022 --> 00:01:33,927 STARDUST WILL ACTUALLY COLLECT ATOMS WHILE IN FLIGHT, 14 00:01:33,961 --> 00:01:37,064 IONIZING THE MEDIUM AHEAD OF THE CRAFT 15 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:41,435 AND GUIDING THE IONS INTO THE INTAKE AREA HERE. 16 00:01:42,536 --> 00:01:43,904 THIS CAN BE ACCOMPLISHED 17 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:48,108 BY THE USE OF INTENSE MAGNETIC FIELDS. 18 00:01:48,142 --> 00:01:50,911 IN JUST 4 1/2 YEARS, 19 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:54,114 THE CRAFT COULD REACH OUR NEAREST STAR, ALPHA CENTAURI. 20 00:01:54,148 --> 00:01:58,085 AREN'T SPEEDS LIKE THAT SUPPOSED TO TURN BACK THE CLOCK 21 00:01:58,118 --> 00:01:59,853 OR DEVELOP A TIME WARP? 22 00:01:59,887 --> 00:02:03,591 THIS FLIGHT WILL PUT EINSTEIN'S THEORY OF RELATIVITY 23 00:02:03,624 --> 00:02:05,326 TO THE TEST. 24 00:02:05,359 --> 00:02:08,329 THE CREW, OF COURSE, WILL NOT BE AWARE OF THE PASSAGE OF TIME. 25 00:02:08,362 --> 00:02:09,797 DID YOU SAY CREW? 26 00:02:09,830 --> 00:02:10,864 INDEED. 27 00:02:10,898 --> 00:02:13,133 THE SHIP IS DESIGNED TO ACCOMMODATE TWO CREWMEN. 28 00:02:13,167 --> 00:02:16,136 YOU CAN STOP RIGHT THERE, DOCTOR. 29 00:02:16,170 --> 00:02:19,607 YOU INTEND TO PUT FINE, YOUNG AMERICAN MEN 30 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:22,610 INTO THAT UNTRIED CONTRAPTION 31 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:25,145 AND SHOOT 'EM OUT OF THIS WORLD INTO SOME NEVER-NEVER LAND? 32 00:02:25,179 --> 00:02:28,982 THAT'S OVERSIMPLIFYING IT, BUT YES. 33 00:02:29,016 --> 00:02:32,553 OH, NO, YOU'RE NOT! 34 00:02:32,586 --> 00:02:34,154 NOT WHILE I'M CHAIRMAN 35 00:02:34,188 --> 00:02:38,125 OF THE FINANCE WAYS AND MEANS COMMITTEE OF THIS PROJECT. 36 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:41,161 NOT WITH THE ELECTIONS COMING UP. 37 00:02:41,195 --> 00:02:43,631 WE HAVE SOME WOMEN IN THE SPACE PROGRAM. 38 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:44,732 MAYBE... WOMEN? 39 00:02:44,765 --> 00:02:46,033 NO, SIR. 40 00:02:46,066 --> 00:02:47,067 YOU'D BETTER COME UP 41 00:02:47,100 --> 00:02:49,470 WITH ANOTHER BRAINSTORM, DOCTOR, 42 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:53,040 OR THAT BABY'S NEVER GONNA GET OUT OF THIS ROOM. 43 00:02:59,447 --> 00:03:02,049 [telephone ringing] 44 00:03:05,953 --> 00:03:07,020 TRIMBLE HERE. 45 00:03:07,054 --> 00:03:08,689 TRIMBLE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 46 00:03:08,722 --> 00:03:11,058 UH, TRANSCENDENTAL MEDITATION, SIR. 47 00:03:11,091 --> 00:03:12,893 I'M TAKING YOU OFF THAT PROJECT, TRIMBLE. 48 00:03:12,926 --> 00:03:15,162 YOU'RE GOING ON TO HUMANOIDS, IMMEDIATELY. 49 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:16,397 HUM... 50 00:03:18,065 --> 00:03:19,533 HUMANOIDS? 51 00:03:19,567 --> 00:03:21,702 TRIMBLE, I WANT A ROBOT 52 00:03:21,735 --> 00:03:25,906 THAT WALKS, TALKS, SEES, REACTS... THE WORKS. 53 00:03:25,939 --> 00:03:27,207 YES, SIR. 54 00:03:27,241 --> 00:03:30,210 [music escalating] 55 00:03:30,244 --> 00:03:40,220 ♪ 56 00:03:40,254 --> 00:03:43,724 [triumphal melody] 57 00:03:43,757 --> 00:03:51,432 ♪ 58 00:04:11,819 --> 00:04:15,122 [whimsical interlude] 59 00:04:15,155 --> 00:04:23,030 ♪ 60 00:04:28,802 --> 00:04:31,138 [clacking] 61 00:04:35,142 --> 00:04:36,143 [beep] 62 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:39,813 [beep] 63 00:05:22,723 --> 00:05:24,892 IT'S ANOTHER METHOD OF TRANSPORTATION 64 00:05:24,925 --> 00:05:26,694 KNOWN AS AN AIRPLANE. 65 00:05:26,727 --> 00:05:29,029 MAN USES IT TO FLY THROUGH THE AIR. 66 00:05:31,064 --> 00:05:32,566 [beep] 67 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:35,168 THIS IS A WOMAN. I AM A MAN. 68 00:05:35,202 --> 00:05:38,071 THAT IS A WOMAN. YOU ARE MODELED AFTER ME. 69 00:05:38,105 --> 00:05:40,874 SHE IS THE OPPOSITE SEX. [beeping] 70 00:05:53,220 --> 00:05:55,122 [crunching] 71 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:00,728 WE NAMED HIM HERMES 72 00:06:00,761 --> 00:06:03,964 AFTER THE GREEK GOD OF SPEED. 73 00:06:05,899 --> 00:06:07,034 WE'VE MANAGED TO SIMULATE 74 00:06:07,067 --> 00:06:10,938 AN ORDINARY AVERAGE HUMAN BODY. 75 00:06:10,971 --> 00:06:14,007 NOT ONLY DOES HERMES LOOK HUMAN, 76 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:17,878 BUT HE HAS HUMAN REFLEXES AND HUMAN RESPONSES 77 00:06:17,911 --> 00:06:19,880 TO A GIVEN SITUATION. 78 00:06:19,913 --> 00:06:21,915 SUCH AS... 79 00:06:28,121 --> 00:06:30,057 [clears throat] HOW DO YOU FEEL, HERMES? 80 00:06:30,090 --> 00:06:31,892 [beep] 81 00:06:31,925 --> 00:06:33,093 FINE, THANK YOU. 82 00:06:33,126 --> 00:06:36,229 HE TALKS, HE REACTS TO SHAPES AND STIMULI 83 00:06:36,263 --> 00:06:38,899 AND CAN FEED BACK TO US INFORMATION 84 00:06:38,932 --> 00:06:40,367 ON HUMAN ANATOMICAL COMPENSATION 85 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:43,904 TO INTERSTELLAR FLIGHT ALMOST AS WELL AS MAN. 86 00:06:43,937 --> 00:06:46,607 PLEASE, GENTLEMEN, STEP UP AND SAY HELLO. 87 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:48,075 [chuckles] 88 00:06:48,108 --> 00:06:51,111 WELL, SENATOR, WE DID IT. 89 00:06:51,144 --> 00:06:52,913 (man) THE INTERSTELLAR SPACECRAFT 90 00:06:52,946 --> 00:06:54,247 THAT WILL TRAVEL FARTHER AND FASTER 91 00:06:54,281 --> 00:06:56,917 THAN ANYTHING YET CONCEIVED BY MAN... 92 00:06:56,950 --> 00:06:59,119 STARDUST IS DESIGNED AND EQUIPPED 93 00:06:59,152 --> 00:07:01,955 FOR LANDING AND EXPLORATION ON DISTANT PLANETS. 94 00:07:01,989 --> 00:07:04,257 WE'RE INFORMED BY GROUND CONTROL 95 00:07:04,291 --> 00:07:06,226 THAT ALL SYSTEMS ARE STILL GREEN, 96 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:08,662 BUT WE'RE ON HOLD DUE TO A TECHNICAL PROBLEM. 97 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:21,975 HERMES, THE PRESIDENT IS WAITING. 98 00:07:24,978 --> 00:07:26,947 WHAT'S HOLDING THINGS UP? 99 00:07:26,980 --> 00:07:28,949 I'VE GOT IMPORTANT GUESTS OUT THERE. 100 00:07:28,982 --> 00:07:32,119 HERMES DOESN'T WANT TO GO. HE'S AFRAID. 101 00:07:32,152 --> 00:07:34,254 AFRAID? WHAT'S HE AFRAID OF? 102 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:36,957 THAT HE WON'T EVER COME BACK. 103 00:07:36,990 --> 00:07:39,126 IT'S A POSSIBILITY. 104 00:07:39,159 --> 00:07:41,128 HERMES HAS THOUGHT THE PROBLEM THROUGH. 105 00:07:41,161 --> 00:07:42,963 WALTER'S ASKING ABOUT THE DELAY. 106 00:07:42,996 --> 00:07:44,965 UH, TELL HIM IT'S A TECHNICAL PROBLEM 107 00:07:44,998 --> 00:07:47,000 WE'RE TAKING CARE OF. YES, SIR. 108 00:07:49,002 --> 00:07:53,674 ZIMMERMAN, I APPROVED THIS RUBE GOLDBERG CONTRAPTION, 109 00:07:53,707 --> 00:07:56,043 AND MY COMMITTEE CHAIRMANSHIP IS RIDING ON IT. 110 00:07:56,076 --> 00:07:58,345 YOU BLOW IT, AND YOUR BUDGET NEXT YEAR 111 00:07:58,378 --> 00:08:01,715 WON'T BE ENOUGH TO BUILD A PAPER AIRPLANE. 112 00:08:04,184 --> 00:08:06,787 SMEDLEY, GET TRIMBLE OUT THERE 113 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:09,189 TO TRY AND TALK SOME SENSE INTO IT. YES, SIR. 114 00:08:09,222 --> 00:08:11,324 AND SNAP IT UP! THERE'S A STORM FRONT COMING IN! 115 00:08:11,358 --> 00:08:13,193 YES, SIR. 116 00:08:13,226 --> 00:08:16,163 [thunder rumbles] 117 00:08:16,196 --> 00:08:19,199 HERMES? HERMES? 118 00:08:19,232 --> 00:08:21,869 I WANT TO TALK TO YOU. CLOSE THE HATCH. 119 00:08:24,271 --> 00:08:27,340 NOW, WHAT IS ALL THIS ABOUT YOU NOT WANTING TO GO? 120 00:08:27,374 --> 00:08:29,209 [beep beep] 121 00:08:29,242 --> 00:08:31,311 I'M AFRAID I'M NEVER COMING BACK. 122 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:32,913 OF COURSE YOU'RE COMING BACK. 123 00:08:32,946 --> 00:08:34,481 WHAT A SILLY THING TO SAY. NOW, COME ON. 124 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:37,217 GET INTO YOUR NICE, WHITE SPACE SUIT. 125 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:40,087 DR. ZIMMERMAN THINKS I'LL BE GOOD PUBLICITY. 126 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:43,056 YOU KNOW, YOU PUT ME IN A VERY EMBARRASSING POSITION HERE. 127 00:08:43,090 --> 00:08:44,758 I MEAN, WHAT ARE PEOPLE GONNA THINK 128 00:08:44,792 --> 00:08:46,927 IF WE HAVE TO SCRUB THIS MISSION BECAUSE YOU'RE AFRAID? 129 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:48,929 GREAT BIG ROBOT LIKE YOU? 130 00:08:48,962 --> 00:08:51,865 COME ON. NOW, JUST PUT THIS THING ON HERE. 131 00:08:51,899 --> 00:08:53,801 WHAT'S THIS? 132 00:08:56,136 --> 00:08:59,072 HERMES! [beeps] 133 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:04,444 WELL, 30 YEARS IS 30 YEARS, I SUPPOSE. 134 00:09:04,477 --> 00:09:07,114 LISTEN... WELL, FORGET THE SUIT. 135 00:09:07,147 --> 00:09:09,449 BUT ANYWAY, HERMES, WE'VE SPENT A LOT OF TIME 136 00:09:09,482 --> 00:09:11,251 AND A LOT OF MONEY ON THIS MISSION. 137 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:23,831 [rocket rumbling] 138 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:32,873 IS THAT YOU, HERMES? 139 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:35,075 NO, IT'S ME, TOM TRIMBLE. 140 00:09:35,108 --> 00:09:37,911 GET OUT OF THE PICTURE, TRIMBLE. YOU LOOK AWFUL. 141 00:09:37,945 --> 00:09:39,279 WHERE'S HERMES? 142 00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:42,115 HE'S HERE. I THINK HE'S HURT... B-BROKEN. 143 00:09:42,149 --> 00:09:44,217 DR. ZIMMERMAN, YOU'VE GOT TO GET US DOWN! 144 00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:48,255 IMPOSSIBLE, TRIMBLE. I CAN'T ABORT THIS MISSION NOW. 145 00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:49,489 JUST MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE. 146 00:09:49,522 --> 00:09:51,124 FOR 30 YEARS? 147 00:09:51,158 --> 00:09:54,127 OH, IT WON'T SEEM THAT LONG TO YOU. 148 00:09:54,161 --> 00:09:56,163 TEN AT THE OUTSIDE. 149 00:09:56,196 --> 00:09:58,131 PLEASE... I HAVE ACROPHOBIA, 150 00:09:58,165 --> 00:10:00,133 AND IT'S GETTING WORSE EVERY MINUTE! 151 00:10:00,167 --> 00:10:01,501 RELAX, TRIMBLE, RELAX, 152 00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:03,570 OR WE CAN'T GET TRUE READINGS ON YOU. 153 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,472 OH, SOMETHING ELSE, TRIMBLE. 154 00:10:05,505 --> 00:10:07,107 WHEN YOU GET BACK, 155 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:09,276 THERE'LL BE A NICE LITTLE SURPRISE IN YOUR PAY ENVELOPE. 156 00:10:09,309 --> 00:10:11,111 HOW DOES THAT SOUND? 157 00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:13,113 LIKE A POSTHUMOUS AWARD! 158 00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:15,482 [clears throat] WELL, I HAVE TO GO. 159 00:10:15,515 --> 00:10:18,318 TRIMBLE, YOU PROBABLY WON'T HAVE MUCH TO REPORT 160 00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:20,187 UNTIL YOU REACH STAR VEGA, BUT... 161 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:21,488 KEEP IN TOUCH. 162 00:10:21,521 --> 00:10:23,090 BUT... 163 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:24,324 [click] 164 00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:27,327 [dramatic music] 165 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:35,368 ♪ 166 00:11:27,454 --> 00:11:29,689 HERMES! HERMES, DO SOMETHING. 167 00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:31,224 WE'VE GOT TO GET THIS THING DOWN. 168 00:11:31,258 --> 00:11:34,094 DO WHAT YOU WERE PROGRAMMED TO DO. 169 00:11:35,963 --> 00:11:37,530 OH, I'M SORRY, HERMES. 170 00:11:37,564 --> 00:11:39,366 YOUR TIMING PULSE STATICIZER 171 00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:42,535 PROBABLY GOT JAMMED BY YOUR RADIX WHEN YOU BUMPED YOUR HEAD. 172 00:11:42,569 --> 00:11:45,238 DON'T WORRY, IT'S NOTHING THAT A SOLDERING IRON 173 00:11:45,272 --> 00:11:47,274 AND A SCREW DRIVER CAN'T FIX. 174 00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:07,560 I GOT TO GET THIS THING INTO ORBIT. 175 00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:13,000 [rapid beeping] OH, NO! 176 00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:24,011 [static] 177 00:12:34,687 --> 00:12:37,290 OH, BOY. THE POWER'S FAILING? 178 00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:42,762 NO! 179 00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:47,100 IT'S THE SUN... RISING AND SETTING. 180 00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:51,504 I GOT TO SLOW THIS THING DOWN. 181 00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:20,200 WE'D BEST SPEND THE NIGHT RIGHT HERE 182 00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:24,237 AND THEN GET AN EARLY START FOR CAMELOT IN THE MORNING. 183 00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:29,242 THERE. 184 00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:35,648 [booming, goose honks] 185 00:13:35,682 --> 00:13:37,284 WHAT WAS THAT? 186 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:40,187 [rockets rumbling] 187 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,052 IT'S AFTER US! 188 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:17,224 [honking] SHH! 189 00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:26,566 NOW, WHY WOULD IT STICK ITS TONGUE OUT AT US? 190 00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:37,777 WHAT'S THAT? 191 00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:55,362 [goose honking] 192 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,130 NOW YOU'VE DONE IT! 193 00:14:57,164 --> 00:14:58,665 FLY FOR YOUR LIFE! 194 00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:02,802 OH, PLEASE. TAKE ME INSTEAD. 195 00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:04,704 NO CONTEST. 196 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,873 BUT, LADY, YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH, 197 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,275 SO WOULD YOU JUST... 198 00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:10,143 WHERE AM I? 199 00:15:10,177 --> 00:15:11,711 BODNEY ON TRENT, 200 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,280 LANGDALE WALK, BENNINGTON GREEN, 201 00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:15,415 DEVONSHIRE CREAM, CORNWALL, ENGLAND. 202 00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:18,618 THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 508... MONSTER. 203 00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:21,821 508? IT REALLY WORKS. 204 00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:24,624 YOU REALLY CAN TURN BACK THE CLOCK. HERE. 205 00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:28,195 ALBERT EINSTEIN, YOU REALLY KNEW YOUR STUFF. 206 00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:33,266 WHAT IS IT YOU'RE AFTER? 207 00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:35,268 WELL, I'M TRYING TO FIGURE SOME WAY 208 00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:37,270 TO GET STARDUST INTO ORBIT, 209 00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:41,241 REWIND THE CLOCK, AND GET BACK TO THE CAPE. 210 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:45,145 MM. WELL, WE MUST BE GOING NOW. 211 00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:46,579 WHERE? CAMELOT. 212 00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:49,282 IT'S 4 LEAGUES... MONSTER. 213 00:15:49,316 --> 00:15:50,817 WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING ME MONSTER? 214 00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:54,254 WELL, YOU HAVE NO FACE AND NO EARS. 215 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:56,356 IF YOU HELP ME GET THIS THING OFF, 216 00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:58,658 I CAN SHOW YOU WHAT I LOOK LIKE INSIDE. 217 00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:01,294 OH, I'M NOT THAT CURIOUS TO LOOK INSIDE YOU. 218 00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:03,630 PLEASE, CAN WE GO NOW? 219 00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:07,300 WAIT, UH... WHO'S IN CHARGE HERE? 220 00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:10,370 I SUPPOSE I AM. 221 00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:13,306 MUM DIED OF THE PLAGUE THREE YEARS PAST. 222 00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:16,209 AND THIS IS FATHER. COME ON. 223 00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:32,325 WHAT'S THAT SHE'S CONSORTING WITH? 224 00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:34,227 'TIS TOO BIG FOR A TROLL. 225 00:16:34,261 --> 00:16:36,529 YET IT'S PLAINLY NOT AGGRESSIVE. 226 00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:44,337 ARE YOU CERTAIN YOU WANT TO GO TO THE CASTLE? 227 00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:46,373 THEY AREN'T ALWAYS FRIENDLY TO MON... 228 00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:48,375 STRANGERS. 229 00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:49,976 WELL, I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE. 230 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:53,346 MAYBE IN CAMELOT I CAN FIND SOME REASONABLE PERSON 231 00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:55,848 WHO DOESN'T THINK I'M A CREATURE FROM OUTER SPACE. 232 00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:58,251 AND WHERE DO YOU COME FROM? 233 00:16:58,285 --> 00:17:00,019 HEY, HEY. EASY WITH THE STICK. 234 00:17:00,053 --> 00:17:01,721 I FRIEND. 235 00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:04,757 AIDING FUGITIVES IS PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. 236 00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:06,426 I WASN'T AIDING ANYBODY. I WAS... 237 00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:09,662 YOU ARE MY PRISONER! DO YOU CONTEST THAT, HMM? 238 00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:11,030 NO, NO. 239 00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:13,666 DISCRETION IS THE BETTER PART OF VALOR. 240 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:17,704 THAT'S VERY GOOD. I MUST TELL THAT TO THE KING. 241 00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:20,273 LEAD ON, PRISONER. TO CAMELOT. 242 00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:31,251 GO ON WITH YOUR STORY. 243 00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:32,585 WELL... 244 00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:37,290 SIR MORDRED WANTED FATHER'S LAND, 245 00:17:37,324 --> 00:17:39,459 BUT FATHER REFUSED TO GIVE IT UP. 246 00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:41,894 YOU SEE, HE BELIEVES THAT EVERY FREEMAN 247 00:17:41,928 --> 00:17:43,963 SHOULD OWN THE LAND HE WORKS. 248 00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:45,732 ISN'T THAT RIGHT, FATHER? 249 00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:47,767 [woman screams] I THINK SO, TOO... 250 00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:51,771 WHAT IS THAT? THEY KEEP DOING THAT. 251 00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:55,074 THEY THINK YOU'RE A GOBLIN. 252 00:17:55,108 --> 00:17:57,477 GOBLINS... THEY COME OUT IN THE EVENING. 253 00:17:57,510 --> 00:17:59,646 WELL, DO YOU STILL THINK I'M A GOBLIN? 254 00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:03,950 HEAVEN FORBID. I NEVER THOUGHT IT FOR AN INSTANT. 255 00:18:03,983 --> 00:18:07,287 GOBLINS DON'T FLY. [goose honks] 256 00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:10,790 GET TO THE PART 257 00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:12,625 WHERE YOUR FATHER BECOMES A GOOSE. 258 00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:14,927 A GANDER. I DON'T BELIEVE IT! 259 00:18:14,961 --> 00:18:16,296 OH, IT'S QUITE TRUE. 260 00:18:16,329 --> 00:18:17,764 NO, NO, NO. I MEAN THE CASTLE. 261 00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:19,932 THAT'S CAMELOT? 262 00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:21,301 IT IS. 263 00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:23,436 KING ARTHUR'S CAMELOT? MM-HMM. 264 00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:26,606 COME ON. 265 00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:30,777 WELL, WHEN I RETURNED FROM HAYMARKET, 266 00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:33,313 A GANDER WAS IN FATHER'S CHAIR, 267 00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:35,615 EATING BREAKFAST CRUMBS OFF THE TABLE. 268 00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:37,617 SO NATURALLY, YOU FIGURED IT WAS YOUR OLD MAN 269 00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:39,586 TRANSFORMED BY SOME EVIL SPELL. 270 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,120 WELL, WHAT ELSE COULD IT HAVE BEEN? 271 00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:44,023 FATHER WAS NOWHERE TO BE SEEN, AND THE DOOR WAS LOCKED. 272 00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:47,327 IF ONLY I COULD SEE MERLIN. 273 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:50,697 I KNOW HE COULD MAKE FATHER HIMSELF AGAIN. 274 00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:52,532 MERLIN? THE MAGICIAN? 275 00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:54,033 YES. 276 00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:57,136 BUT HOW WOULD THE LIKES OF YOU KNOW MERLIN? 277 00:18:57,170 --> 00:19:00,139 OH, JUST BY REPUTATION. 278 00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:03,676 [crowd gasps] 279 00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:05,678 [scattered applause] 280 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,622 [murmuring] 281 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,123 [squealing] 282 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:20,460 NOW, MOST GRACIOUS KING ARTHUR, 283 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:25,164 I SHALL TRANSFORM THIS PINK-EYED WHITE RAT 284 00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:28,501 INTO VINTAGE RED WINE. [clank] 285 00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:32,004 IF I WERE TO TURN YOU TO STONE, SIR GAWAIN, 286 00:19:32,038 --> 00:19:35,375 POSSIBLY I MIGHT CONTINUE UNINTERRUPTED. 287 00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:36,643 [ladies tittering] 288 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,878 ATRAY. 289 00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:41,080 ANISHBAY. 290 00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:48,054 ECUMBUM, INEWAY, AHOWMAY. 291 00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:10,577 BY MY SWORD... THAT'S WINE! 292 00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:12,044 WINE! [murmuring] 293 00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:18,050 AND THAT CONCLUDES MY DAZZLING DISPLAY OF BLACK MAGIC 294 00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:20,753 FOR THIS EVENING... YOUR SERVANT. 295 00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,624 [crowd gasps] 296 00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:27,660 [applause] 297 00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:32,632 [screaming] 298 00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:34,934 (Mordred) FEAR NOT. I HAVE IT SUBDUED. 299 00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:44,043 YOUR MAJESTY. 300 00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:48,147 MORDRED, WHAT HAVE YOU IN TOW THIS TIME? 301 00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:50,950 (Trimble) KING ARTHUR, AFTER THE CEREMONY, I... 302 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,986 YOUR MAJESTY, 303 00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:56,055 WITH INTENTION TO ROB, 304 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:59,058 THIS CREATURE AND FIVE LIKE IT 305 00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:03,763 FELL UPON ME IN THE FOREST WITH FIREBRANDS AND LANCES. 306 00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:06,098 I DISPATCHED THE OTHERS AND SPARED THIS ONE 307 00:21:06,132 --> 00:21:09,101 AS A CURIO FOR YOUR MAJESTY. 308 00:21:09,135 --> 00:21:12,104 [applause] 309 00:21:12,138 --> 00:21:15,007 (King Arthur) THE HEAD RESEMBLES A LARGE BUG WITH ONE EYE. 310 00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:16,609 AND I'VE NOT SEEN TENTACLES LIKE THAT 311 00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:18,745 ON A LAND CREATURE BEFORE. 312 00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:21,180 IT'S THIS SPACESUIT, YOUR MAJESTY. 313 00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:24,684 IN SADDLE SHOES, SLACKS, AND A BLAZER, I... 314 00:21:24,717 --> 00:21:26,118 WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS FOR THE THING? 315 00:21:26,152 --> 00:21:28,254 IT'S NOT LARGE ENOUGH FOR A BEAST OF BURDEN, 316 00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,623 AND IT'S TOO LARGE FOR A PET. 317 00:21:30,657 --> 00:21:33,092 I WAS THINKING MORE ALONG THE LINES OF A BURNING. 318 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:36,095 EXCELLENT SUGGESTION, MORDRED. 319 00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:38,130 WITH YOUR MAJESTY'S APPROVAL, OF COURSE, 320 00:21:38,164 --> 00:21:40,700 I COULD POSSIBLY DO SOMETHING A LITTLE... 321 00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:43,035 OUT OF THE ORDINARY WITH THIS CREATURE. 322 00:21:43,069 --> 00:21:45,104 W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN BURNING? 323 00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:46,072 BURN WHO? FOR WHAT? 324 00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:48,808 BURNING IS A FIT PUNISHMENT FOR THE OFFENSE. 325 00:21:48,841 --> 00:21:51,711 VERY WELL, THEN. A BURNING. 326 00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:53,646 EARLY TOMORROW. 327 00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:55,548 [crowd chanting] BURNING! BURNING! 328 00:21:55,582 --> 00:21:56,883 HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. 329 00:21:56,916 --> 00:21:58,851 WHEN DO I GET MY TURN AT BAT? WAIT, WAIT! 330 00:21:58,885 --> 00:22:01,020 WAIT! LET HIM SPEAK. 331 00:22:03,055 --> 00:22:05,157 I WOULD KNOW SOMETHING OF YOUR CLAN. 332 00:22:05,191 --> 00:22:07,326 YOU KNOW, I THINK I COULD SETTLE THIS A LITTLE BETTER 333 00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:09,161 IF I COULD GET THIS HELMET OFF. 334 00:22:09,195 --> 00:22:10,997 DO YOU HAVE A WRENCH AROUND HERE? 335 00:22:11,030 --> 00:22:13,165 WENCH, WENCH? 336 00:22:13,199 --> 00:22:15,868 WE HAVE SEVERAL WENCHES ABOUT THE CASTLE, 337 00:22:15,902 --> 00:22:17,837 BUT WE DON'T USUALLY MAKE THEM AVAILABLE 338 00:22:17,870 --> 00:22:20,172 TO CAPTIVE... THINGS. 339 00:22:20,206 --> 00:22:21,674 HOWEVER... PEG! 340 00:22:21,708 --> 00:22:25,712 TEND TO ITS NEEDS. WITHIN REASON. 341 00:22:30,116 --> 00:22:31,818 YEAH, I THINK IF YOU COULD 342 00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:35,822 GET A-A HEADLOCK AROUND HERE AND TWIST... 343 00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:38,658 DON'T WORRY. YOU WON'T FEEL A THING. 344 00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:39,726 [crowd gasps] FACE. 345 00:22:45,798 --> 00:22:47,366 HI. 346 00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:50,770 UH, YOU WANTED TO HEAR SOMETHING ABOUT MY CLAN. 347 00:22:50,803 --> 00:22:55,274 SUPPOSE I SHOULD START WITH A LITTLE HISTORY, 348 00:22:55,307 --> 00:22:57,944 OR IN YOUR CASE A LITTLE FUTURE. 349 00:22:57,977 --> 00:23:01,881 IN, UH, 1492, 350 00:23:01,914 --> 00:23:05,618 A MAN NAMED CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS IS GOING TO DISCOVER AMERICA. 351 00:23:05,652 --> 00:23:09,088 NOW, AMERICA IS ANOTHER CONTINENT 352 00:23:09,121 --> 00:23:12,224 APPROXIMATELY 3,000 MILES FROM HERE. 353 00:23:12,258 --> 00:23:14,894 COLUMBUS'S SHIPS WILL BE NAMED THE NINA, 354 00:23:14,927 --> 00:23:17,229 THE PINTA, AND THE SANTA MARIA. 355 00:23:17,263 --> 00:23:22,068 A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK THAT LEIF ERICSON GOT THERE FIRST. 356 00:23:22,101 --> 00:23:23,235 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. 357 00:23:23,269 --> 00:23:25,905 ALL I KNOW IS THAT ALL THE BANKS ARE CLOSED 358 00:23:25,938 --> 00:23:29,909 ON COLUMBUS DAY, NOT ERICSON DAY. 359 00:23:29,942 --> 00:23:32,144 ERICSON DAY... 360 00:23:32,178 --> 00:23:37,116 SO WE JUMP A COUPLE HUNDRED YEARS, AND THE PILGRIMS... 361 00:23:37,149 --> 00:23:39,085 [snoring] 362 00:23:39,118 --> 00:23:41,253 SO WHEN STARDUST BLASTED OFF PREMATURELY, 363 00:23:41,287 --> 00:23:43,890 I WAS TRAPPED INSIDE. 364 00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:48,761 NOW, YOU RECALL MY EXPLANATION OF THE LAW OF GRAVITY 365 00:23:48,795 --> 00:23:52,398 AND HOW THAT THEORY IS APPLIED TO ORBITING OBJECTS? 366 00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:54,100 WELL, STARDUST... 367 00:23:54,133 --> 00:23:56,235 YES, YES, WE ALL RECALL. 368 00:23:56,268 --> 00:24:00,640 MADAME CURIE AND FULTON'S STEAMBOAT 369 00:24:00,673 --> 00:24:04,243 AND THAT IMBECILE WHO FLEW KITES IN THE RAIN. 370 00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:07,113 JUST THINK WHAT WE COULD DO WITH THE LIKES OF THEM TODAY, 371 00:24:07,146 --> 00:24:09,148 IF THEY WERE NOT JUST THE CREATION 372 00:24:09,181 --> 00:24:10,950 OF YOUR DISORDERED BRAIN! 373 00:24:10,983 --> 00:24:12,284 [pounds table] 374 00:24:12,318 --> 00:24:14,120 THOSE ARE THE STRAIGHT GOODS, KING. 375 00:24:14,153 --> 00:24:16,122 IT HAPPENED JUST THE WAY I TOLD YOU. 376 00:24:16,155 --> 00:24:17,857 OR AT LEAST IT WIL HAPPEN THAT WAY. 377 00:24:17,890 --> 00:24:20,459 AND DO YOU SERIOUSLY EXPECT US TO BELIEVE 378 00:24:20,493 --> 00:24:24,430 THAT YOU WERE ALIVE 1,400 YEARS FROM NOW? 379 00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:26,098 THEN WHY AREN'T YOU 1,400 YEARS OLD? 380 00:24:26,132 --> 00:24:29,135 WELL, THAT'S A LITTLE DIFFICULT TO EXPLAIN. 381 00:24:29,168 --> 00:24:30,970 WITH YOUR PERMISSION, SIRE, 382 00:24:31,003 --> 00:24:35,808 MAY I SUGGEST WE PUT AN END TO THIS TRAVESTY? 383 00:24:35,842 --> 00:24:37,476 AGREED. TAKE HIM AWAY. 384 00:24:37,510 --> 00:24:39,278 WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE. 385 00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:41,380 I CAN TELL YOU HOW THE CRUSADES ARE GONNA COME OUT, 386 00:24:41,413 --> 00:24:43,149 AND I CAN WARN YOU HERE THAT MORDRED 387 00:24:43,182 --> 00:24:45,184 TRIES TO TAKE OVER YOUR KINGDOM. 388 00:24:45,217 --> 00:24:46,853 AND MAYBE WITH A LITTLE HISTORICAL LICENSE, 389 00:24:46,886 --> 00:24:48,054 I CAN HELP YOU OUT, KING! 390 00:24:48,087 --> 00:24:51,323 I EAT VERY LITTLE AND I'M VERY GOOD WITH A SCREWDRIVER! 391 00:24:51,357 --> 00:24:52,692 JUST LISTEN TO ME... 392 00:24:53,926 --> 00:24:58,030 [gruff voice] FOOD FOR SIR MORDRED'S LATEST PRISONER. 393 00:25:14,380 --> 00:25:16,816 [whispering] SANDY? 394 00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:18,250 OVER HERE. 395 00:25:29,061 --> 00:25:30,396 [gasps] 396 00:25:30,429 --> 00:25:32,031 THING! 397 00:25:32,064 --> 00:25:34,366 I HARDLY RECOGNIZED YOU WITHOUT YOUR HEAD ON. 398 00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:36,335 WOULD YOU STOP WITH THAT "THING" THING? 399 00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:38,204 THIS IS GETTING SERIOUS. 400 00:25:38,237 --> 00:25:40,873 I'M GONNA BE BURNED AT THE STAKE TOMORROW. 401 00:25:40,907 --> 00:25:44,043 CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? ME, BURNED AT THE STAKE? 402 00:25:44,076 --> 00:25:45,211 I HEARD. 403 00:25:45,244 --> 00:25:48,214 BUT, SEE, I'VE BROUGHT YOU SOMETHING. 404 00:25:48,247 --> 00:25:49,949 OH. 405 00:25:52,084 --> 00:25:54,020 CLARENCE'S HAMMER. 406 00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:56,088 TO FREE YOU FROM YOUR CHAINS. 407 00:25:57,156 --> 00:26:00,459 YOU DID ALL THIS FOR ME? 408 00:26:00,492 --> 00:26:02,294 WELL, YOU'VE HARMED NO ONE. 409 00:26:02,328 --> 00:26:06,065 YOU SHOULD BE SET FREE TO RETURN TO YOUR NATURAL HABITAT. 410 00:26:06,098 --> 00:26:08,067 OH, YOU MEAN THE USA. 411 00:26:08,100 --> 00:26:10,436 MMM, OR THE SKY. 412 00:26:10,469 --> 00:26:12,939 WHEREVER YOU LIKE IT BEST. 413 00:26:12,972 --> 00:26:14,440 LADY, WHEN YOU GET AN IDEA IN YOUR HEAD, 414 00:26:14,473 --> 00:26:16,242 YOU DON'T LET GO, DO YOU? 415 00:26:16,275 --> 00:26:19,111 NOW, LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT ME CLOSELY. 416 00:26:23,115 --> 00:26:25,284 DO I LOOK LIKE A MONSTER TO YOU? 417 00:26:28,287 --> 00:26:30,222 NO, NOT SO MUCH ANYMORE. 418 00:26:30,256 --> 00:26:31,257 BUT YOU DID 419 00:26:31,290 --> 00:26:33,259 WHEN YOU CAME OUT OF YOUR SHELL BREATHING SMOKE. 420 00:26:33,292 --> 00:26:35,427 NO, NO. THAT WAS STEAM. 421 00:26:35,461 --> 00:26:37,496 YOU SEE, IT WAS AS HOT AS AN OVEN IN THE CAPSULE 422 00:26:37,529 --> 00:26:39,265 WHEN I REENTERED. 423 00:26:39,298 --> 00:26:41,801 HOW DOES ORDINARY MAN LIVE IN AN OVEN? 424 00:26:41,834 --> 00:26:45,104 AH. THIS IS A VERY SPECIAL SUIT. IT RESISTS HEAT. 425 00:26:45,137 --> 00:26:48,440 SEE? IT'S EVEN GOT ITS OWN TEMPERATURE CONTROL. 426 00:26:48,474 --> 00:26:50,109 [air hissing] 427 00:26:50,142 --> 00:26:52,244 IT'S LIKE A BUILT-IN AIR CONDITIONING SYSTEM. 428 00:26:52,278 --> 00:26:56,115 NOW, BETWEEN THAT AND THE ASBESTOS MATER... 429 00:26:56,148 --> 00:26:59,151 ASBESTOS MATERIAL! 430 00:26:59,185 --> 00:27:00,286 I NEED A MATCH. 431 00:27:01,353 --> 00:27:03,956 [ripping] OH! DIDN'T THAT HURT? 432 00:27:03,990 --> 00:27:07,359 NO, NO. HERE, HOLD THAT CANDLE. 433 00:27:09,128 --> 00:27:11,063 AND THAT DOESN'T EITHER. 434 00:27:13,365 --> 00:27:15,267 I MUST GO NOW. NO, NO. 435 00:27:15,301 --> 00:27:17,136 NO, NO, THERE'S NO REASON TO BE AFRAID. 436 00:27:17,169 --> 00:27:18,170 I'LL BE SAVED! DON'T YOU SEE? 437 00:27:18,204 --> 00:27:20,172 THIS MATERIAL IS A MIXTURE 438 00:27:20,206 --> 00:27:22,975 OF A SILICATE OF CALCIUM AND MAGNESIUM. 439 00:27:23,009 --> 00:27:25,211 IT DOESN'T CONDUCT HEAT. 440 00:27:25,244 --> 00:27:28,214 NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND? 441 00:27:28,247 --> 00:27:30,149 OF COURSE. 442 00:27:30,182 --> 00:27:34,153 NO, NO. SANDY, I'M NO DIFFERENT FROM YOU OR ANYBODY... OW! 443 00:27:34,186 --> 00:27:35,354 [door slams] 444 00:27:35,387 --> 00:27:37,356 [man groans] 445 00:27:39,558 --> 00:27:42,394 WHAT WAS THAT? NEXT ROOM. 446 00:27:42,428 --> 00:27:44,396 MAN'S GOT GROWING PAINS. 447 00:27:44,430 --> 00:27:47,266 BUT IT CAN'T LAST FOR LONG. 448 00:27:58,210 --> 00:28:01,080 [man groans] 449 00:28:01,113 --> 00:28:03,415 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 450 00:28:03,449 --> 00:28:08,187 WHO... WHO ASKS SUCH A STUPID QUESTION? 451 00:28:08,220 --> 00:28:11,357 TOM TRIMBLE. I'M SIR MORDRED'S PRISONER. 452 00:28:11,390 --> 00:28:13,359 SATAN HIMSELF. 453 00:28:13,392 --> 00:28:18,330 HE WANTS ME TO CONFESS I KILLED ONE OF HIS DEER. 454 00:28:18,364 --> 00:28:22,168 IF I CONFESS TO HIS CHARGE, 455 00:28:22,201 --> 00:28:26,072 I MUST FORFEIT ALL MY PROPERTIES TO HIM. 456 00:28:26,105 --> 00:28:28,507 IT IS MY ONLY LEGACY 457 00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:31,543 TO MY BELOVED DAUGHTER ALISANDE. 458 00:28:31,577 --> 00:28:35,047 ARE YOU SANDY'S FATHER? 459 00:28:36,315 --> 00:28:39,218 YOU... YOU KNOW MY DAUGHTER? 460 00:28:39,251 --> 00:28:41,253 YES, YES. 461 00:28:41,287 --> 00:28:44,290 POOR CHILD MUST THINK ME DEAD. 462 00:28:44,323 --> 00:28:46,458 NO, ACTUALLY, SHE THINKS YOU'RE A GOOSE. 463 00:28:46,492 --> 00:28:50,262 A GOOSE? HER OWN FATHER. 464 00:28:50,296 --> 00:28:52,631 SHE MUST GET WORD TO OUR SOVEREIGN. 465 00:28:52,664 --> 00:28:55,567 DON'T WORRY... RIGHT AFTER I'M BURNED AT THE STAKE, 466 00:28:55,601 --> 00:28:57,436 I'LL TELL THE WHOLE STORY TO KING ARTHUR. 467 00:28:57,469 --> 00:29:01,440 WOULD IT NOT SHOW MORE FORESIGHT 468 00:29:01,473 --> 00:29:05,277 TO TELL HIM BEFORE THE BURNING? 469 00:29:19,258 --> 00:29:22,962 I HAD TROUBLING DREAMS WHEN I DID SLEEP, GAWAIN. 470 00:29:24,163 --> 00:29:25,998 TELL ME. 471 00:29:26,032 --> 00:29:30,069 WAS IT THE WRIGHT BROTHERS WHO DISCOVERED RADIO? 472 00:29:30,102 --> 00:29:31,503 I THINK NOT, YOUR HIGHNESS. 473 00:29:31,537 --> 00:29:34,140 THAT WAS, UH... 474 00:29:34,173 --> 00:29:36,642 THAT WAS BABE RUTH. 475 00:29:36,675 --> 00:29:38,110 HMM. 476 00:29:38,144 --> 00:29:40,679 AND UNCLE MILTIE WAS... 477 00:29:40,712 --> 00:29:43,515 WILL BE THE FIRST MAN TO FLY, CORRECT? 478 00:29:43,549 --> 00:29:46,018 I BELIEVE HE INVENTS THE HORSELESS CARRIAGE, 479 00:29:46,052 --> 00:29:47,253 YOUR GRACE. 480 00:29:47,286 --> 00:29:50,156 ALTHOUGH I DOZED OFF THROUGH THAT PERIOD. 481 00:29:50,189 --> 00:29:53,125 I WONDER IF HE COULDN'T BE TRAINED TO BE A COURT JESTER. 482 00:29:53,159 --> 00:29:56,128 HE TELLS THE BEST LIES WE'VE EVER HEARD AT THE TABLE. 483 00:29:56,162 --> 00:29:57,163 TRUE, TRUE. 484 00:29:57,196 --> 00:29:59,131 BETTER EVEN THAN SIR MORDRED'S. 485 00:29:59,165 --> 00:30:01,133 HOW'S THAT, SIR GAWAIN? 486 00:30:01,167 --> 00:30:04,770 WELL, WHEN I SAY BETTER, I MEAN DIFFERENT. 487 00:30:04,803 --> 00:30:08,140 I MEAN, YOU TELL THE MOST EXCELLENT LIES, SIR MORDRED, 488 00:30:08,174 --> 00:30:10,542 AND OF COURSE YOU DO, BUT... (Merlin) EXECUTIONERS! 489 00:30:10,576 --> 00:30:13,445 BY HIS MAJESTY'S GRACIOUS COMMAND, 490 00:30:13,479 --> 00:30:17,116 BRING IN THE CREATURE! 491 00:30:17,149 --> 00:30:19,751 [crowd commotion] 492 00:30:25,257 --> 00:30:27,359 LOOK AT THE SIZE OF HIM! 493 00:30:27,393 --> 00:30:29,528 HE'S EATEN A HEARTY LAST MEAL. 494 00:30:36,768 --> 00:30:38,537 [tinny voice] CLARENCE. 495 00:30:40,206 --> 00:30:42,374 COULD YOU REACH INSIDE MY LEG THERE? 496 00:30:44,210 --> 00:30:46,212 HOLD THAT TILL I GET BACK. 497 00:30:46,245 --> 00:30:48,714 THERE'S SOME VERY GOOD ARTICLES IN IT. 498 00:31:04,130 --> 00:31:05,831 IT IS MOST BRAVE... 499 00:31:05,864 --> 00:31:07,766 ISN'T IT, FATHER? 500 00:31:13,239 --> 00:31:16,175 UH, KING ARTHUR? 501 00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:19,845 COULD I PLEASE HAVE A WORD WITH YOU AFTER THE BURNING? 502 00:31:19,878 --> 00:31:21,780 AFTER THE BURNING? 503 00:31:21,813 --> 00:31:23,615 WELL... 504 00:31:23,649 --> 00:31:26,618 IF HE FEELS UP TO IT, I SEE NO HARM. 505 00:31:26,652 --> 00:31:30,256 MAKE SURE IT IS BOUND SECURELY. 506 00:31:38,264 --> 00:31:40,766 OH, N... 507 00:31:40,799 --> 00:31:45,437 [air hissing] 508 00:31:47,806 --> 00:31:50,376 IT WOULD APPEAR IT'S SUDDENLY WASTING AWAY. 509 00:31:50,409 --> 00:31:51,877 WE BEST PROCEED 510 00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:54,446 WHILE THERE'S STILL SOMETHING LEFT TO THE MONSTER TO BURN. 511 00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:56,348 START THE BURNING. 512 00:31:57,483 --> 00:32:00,152 [cheering] 513 00:32:34,286 --> 00:32:36,855 BY MY HALIDOM! 514 00:32:36,888 --> 00:32:40,692 MORDRED, YOU'RE RARELY AT A LOSS FOR WORDS. 515 00:32:40,726 --> 00:32:43,262 WHAT SAYEST THOU? 516 00:32:43,295 --> 00:32:45,797 PLAINLY HE COMES FROM HARDY STOCK, 517 00:32:45,831 --> 00:32:47,199 YOUR MAJESTY. 518 00:32:47,233 --> 00:32:49,468 MERLIN, FAN THE FLAMES! 519 00:32:49,501 --> 00:32:55,507 IFUM ESTRAYDUM ISTHUM EATURCRUM! 520 00:32:55,541 --> 00:32:56,908 [crowd gasps] 521 00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:18,997 [hissing] 522 00:33:19,031 --> 00:33:21,433 YOW! 523 00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:35,881 MERLIN. 524 00:33:37,616 --> 00:33:41,587 DO YOU THINK THIS CREATURE HAS UNHOLY POWERS? 525 00:33:41,620 --> 00:33:43,322 IMPOSSIBLE! 526 00:33:43,355 --> 00:33:45,857 WHAT I MEAN, YOUR MAJESTY, MY LIEGE... 527 00:33:45,891 --> 00:33:48,594 I MAY POSSIBLY HAVE UNDERESTIMATED HIS CAPACITIES. 528 00:33:48,627 --> 00:33:50,896 I'D RATHER HE WAS WITH US THAN AGAINST US. 529 00:33:50,929 --> 00:33:53,565 I'M AFRAID WE'VE ALREADY ABUSED THAT OPTION. 530 00:33:53,599 --> 00:33:56,868 BUT I CAN'T HAVE IT ROAMING THE HALLS OF CAMELOT. 531 00:33:56,902 --> 00:34:00,272 MORDRED! 'TWAS ALL YOUR DOING. 532 00:34:00,306 --> 00:34:02,874 AND I SHALL BE THE THING'S UNDOING. 533 00:34:02,908 --> 00:34:05,043 THERE IS NOTHING TO FEAR. 534 00:34:05,077 --> 00:34:06,512 WE HAVE YET TO SEE 535 00:34:06,545 --> 00:34:08,680 HOW THIS CREATURE RESISTS COLD STEEL. 536 00:34:08,714 --> 00:34:10,249 OH! 537 00:34:10,282 --> 00:34:11,417 (Mordred) PAGE! 538 00:34:11,450 --> 00:34:13,385 GO INSIDE AND FETCH MY SWORD. 539 00:34:13,419 --> 00:34:15,254 ME? 540 00:34:17,055 --> 00:34:18,757 THOU JESTS. 541 00:34:18,790 --> 00:34:22,528 THOU ART ON THIN ICE AS IT IS, PAGE. 542 00:34:22,561 --> 00:34:24,563 I BID THEE, OBEY! 543 00:34:39,611 --> 00:34:40,879 [goose honking] 544 00:34:40,912 --> 00:34:42,481 YOU'RE IN BAD TROUBLE. 545 00:34:42,514 --> 00:34:43,915 SIR MORDRED'S LOOKING FOR YOU. 546 00:34:43,949 --> 00:34:46,485 CAN'T WE DECLARE KING'S X FOR A BIT, CLARENCE? 547 00:34:46,518 --> 00:34:49,421 I MUST FIND THE MONSTER AND HELP HIM. 548 00:34:49,455 --> 00:34:52,057 HE CANNOT DEFEND HIMSELF AGAINST WEAPONS. 549 00:34:52,090 --> 00:34:53,425 THAT WE HAVE SEEN. 550 00:34:53,459 --> 00:34:55,661 WELL, WHAT CONCERN IS THAT OF YOURS? 551 00:34:55,694 --> 00:34:58,897 OH, CLARENCE. PERHAPS HE ISN'T A MONSTER. 552 00:34:58,930 --> 00:35:01,600 DID YOU SEE THAT? 553 00:35:01,633 --> 00:35:03,302 WITH THESE EYES. 554 00:35:03,335 --> 00:35:07,306 BUT MY HEART REFUSES TO ACCEPT IT. COME. 555 00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:10,609 WE MUST HELP IT ESCAPE. 556 00:35:10,642 --> 00:35:12,978 COME ON, FATHER. [honking] 557 00:35:14,346 --> 00:35:15,647 HE'S ALL RIGHT. 558 00:35:17,483 --> 00:35:20,018 [loud honking] 559 00:35:21,820 --> 00:35:24,122 SANDY, I CAN EXPLAIN EVERYTHING. 560 00:35:24,156 --> 00:35:26,458 I SAW YOUR FATHER IN THE... WELL, THERE'S NO TIME! 561 00:35:26,492 --> 00:35:27,959 SIR MORDRED THREATENS TO RUN YOU THROUGH 562 00:35:27,993 --> 00:35:28,994 WITH HIS SWORD. 563 00:35:29,027 --> 00:35:31,330 CLARENCE, LEND A HAND HERE, WILL YOU, PLEASE? 564 00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:36,602 (Mordred) PAGE, I WOULDST HAVE MY SWORD! 565 00:35:36,635 --> 00:35:38,604 IS THERE A BACK DOOR? A LAUNDRY CHUTE, MAYBE? 566 00:35:38,637 --> 00:35:43,342 NONE. AND ONLY THE KING CAN ORDER THE DRAWBRIDGE LOWERED. 567 00:35:43,375 --> 00:35:46,978 (Mordred) I'LL SECTION THAT CREATURE LIKE A HUNG BEEF. 568 00:35:54,586 --> 00:35:55,987 AH, IT'S LOCKED! 569 00:35:56,021 --> 00:35:57,623 OH! 570 00:35:57,656 --> 00:35:59,358 WELL, SURELY YOU CAN DEFEND YOURSELF 571 00:35:59,391 --> 00:36:00,792 IN SOME WAY. 572 00:36:00,826 --> 00:36:02,661 UGH. DO YOU BITE? 573 00:36:02,694 --> 00:36:05,564 WE HAVE THE FINEST SELECTION OF SWORDS IN THE COUNTRY HERE. 574 00:36:05,597 --> 00:36:07,699 TRY ONE FOR WEIGHT AND BALANCE. 575 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,436 ISN'T THAT KING ARTHUR'S SWORD? 576 00:36:20,111 --> 00:36:21,112 [grunts] 577 00:36:25,083 --> 00:36:28,019 OH, I KNEW IT! 578 00:36:28,053 --> 00:36:29,521 YOUR HEART IS PURE. 579 00:36:29,555 --> 00:36:31,423 THERE'S NO TIME FOR THAT NOW. 580 00:36:31,457 --> 00:36:34,059 YOU'D BETTER LEAVE BEFORE MORDRED GETS HERE. 581 00:36:34,092 --> 00:36:36,762 I COULDN'T BEAR TO WATCH ANYWAY. 582 00:36:41,233 --> 00:36:44,035 CLARENCE, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FIGHT. 583 00:36:44,069 --> 00:36:47,406 I MUST DELIVER SIR MORDRED HIS SWORD. 584 00:36:48,607 --> 00:36:51,042 IF HE THOUGHT FOR A MINUTE I'D BEFRIENDED THEE... 585 00:36:51,076 --> 00:36:52,511 LISTEN, YOU HAVE TO HELP ME. 586 00:36:52,544 --> 00:36:55,681 IMPOSSIBLE! SIR MORDRED WOULD BOIL ME IN OIL. 587 00:36:55,714 --> 00:36:58,083 HE'LL NEVER KNOW. 588 00:36:58,116 --> 00:37:00,552 I'M A LOWLY PAGE. 589 00:37:00,586 --> 00:37:02,087 BUT I'LL DO WHAT I CAN. 590 00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:03,922 GREAT. NOW, WHICH WAY'S NORTH? 591 00:37:07,793 --> 00:37:09,728 HAVE YOU GOT A HAMMER? 592 00:37:09,761 --> 00:37:11,029 ONLY IN THE BLACKSMITH'S SHOP. 593 00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:13,064 ANYTHING'LL DO. SOMETHING HEAVY. 594 00:37:13,098 --> 00:37:14,733 I'M GONNA TRY TO MAGNETIZE THE SWORD. 595 00:37:14,766 --> 00:37:16,067 MAGNETIZE IT? 596 00:37:16,101 --> 00:37:17,703 YES. A BLOW TO THE HANDLE 597 00:37:17,736 --> 00:37:20,205 SHOULD REARRANGE THE MOLECULAR STRUCTURE OF THE STEEL. 598 00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:21,740 HURRY UP! COME ON! 599 00:37:24,743 --> 00:37:26,044 [clang] 600 00:37:26,077 --> 00:37:29,581 WHAT DELAYS THEE, PAGE? I'LL SKEWER THEE! 601 00:37:39,124 --> 00:37:41,126 HE WENTETH THAT WAY. 602 00:37:47,499 --> 00:37:49,100 IT'S TAKEN REFUGE IN THE GREAT HALL. 603 00:37:49,134 --> 00:37:51,837 WHERE IT WILL SEE ITS LAST MOMENTS. 604 00:37:59,711 --> 00:38:01,212 [grunting] 605 00:38:02,814 --> 00:38:03,982 [groans] 606 00:38:07,152 --> 00:38:09,154 IT HAS TAKEN ON RUST. 607 00:38:10,989 --> 00:38:14,493 I HAVE BEEN PUTTING MY LANCE TO USE OF LATE. 608 00:38:14,526 --> 00:38:16,795 MORDRED, PLEASE. 609 00:38:16,828 --> 00:38:18,830 I HAVE A KNACK FOR THIS SORT OF THING. 610 00:38:21,299 --> 00:38:23,001 AAH! OOH! 611 00:39:00,071 --> 00:39:01,206 HAH! 612 00:39:04,743 --> 00:39:07,145 SIR MORDRED, ARE YOU GOING TO BE LONG OVER THIS? 613 00:39:07,178 --> 00:39:09,147 YOU'RE HOLDING UP THE MIDDAY MEAL. 614 00:39:09,180 --> 00:39:11,082 I BEG YOUR INDULGENCE, SIRE, 615 00:39:11,116 --> 00:39:15,554 BUT MY... MY TRUSTY SWORD AND I SEEM TO BE AT ODDS. 616 00:39:15,587 --> 00:39:17,055 HE SEEMS QUITE ATTACHED TO IT. 617 00:39:17,088 --> 00:39:20,559 I-I HATE TO IMPOSE ON YOU FURTHER, YOUR MAJESTY, 618 00:39:20,592 --> 00:39:22,928 BUT WOULD YOU BE SO KIND? 619 00:39:27,899 --> 00:39:29,067 [grunts] 620 00:39:30,135 --> 00:39:32,237 I'LL FILLET THEE LIKE A FLOUNDER! 621 00:39:34,906 --> 00:39:36,107 MAY I REMIND YOU, MORDRED, 622 00:39:36,141 --> 00:39:39,678 THAT YOU ARE A KNIGHT OF THE ROUND TABLE WITH A REPUTATION? 623 00:39:39,711 --> 00:39:41,880 (Gawain) HEAR, HEAR. 624 00:39:41,913 --> 00:39:43,882 IF YOU WOULD BE SO KIND, SIR GAWAIN... 625 00:39:43,915 --> 00:39:44,883 IS THAT FAIR? 626 00:39:44,916 --> 00:39:47,052 A GOOD KNIGHT MUST LEARN TO USE HIS OWN JUDGMENT. 627 00:39:47,085 --> 00:39:50,255 WELL, SIR MORDRED IS ONE OF OUR OWN. 628 00:39:55,060 --> 00:39:57,128 RELEASE IT QUICKLY. 629 00:39:57,162 --> 00:40:00,231 I FIND IT IMPOSSIBLE TO OBLIGE YOU, SIR MORDRED. 630 00:40:05,937 --> 00:40:07,105 OH! 631 00:40:22,454 --> 00:40:24,923 IT IS METAL IT ATTRACTS, SIR MORDRED. 632 00:40:24,956 --> 00:40:27,092 TOUCH NOT METAL WITH THE BLADE. 633 00:40:27,125 --> 00:40:29,294 HIS HEAD BE NOT OF METAL. 634 00:41:24,015 --> 00:41:25,316 GUARDS, STEADFAST! 635 00:41:25,350 --> 00:41:28,053 NOW, MORDRED, PUT AN END TO IT. 636 00:41:34,993 --> 00:41:36,194 AAH! 637 00:41:39,364 --> 00:41:41,700 DEAR, OH, DEAR. WHAT A PITY. 638 00:41:42,734 --> 00:41:45,136 SIR LANCELOT. IS HE HERE? 639 00:41:45,170 --> 00:41:46,972 UH, HE'S TAKEN LEAVE. 640 00:41:47,005 --> 00:41:48,974 SOMETHING ABOUT RESCUING A MAIDEN. 641 00:41:49,007 --> 00:41:50,976 OH, I HEARD HE WAS INTO THAT. 642 00:41:51,009 --> 00:41:53,011 SIR BRANDELL... 643 00:41:53,044 --> 00:41:54,980 SIR... [gasps] 644 00:41:55,013 --> 00:41:56,081 HERE'S SIR GALAHAD. 645 00:41:56,114 --> 00:41:58,083 SIR GALAHAD. 646 00:41:58,116 --> 00:42:02,387 OH, I CAN'T WAIT TO GET HOME AND TELL THE FOLKS ABOUT THIS. 647 00:42:02,420 --> 00:42:04,089 WHICH REMINDS ME, I'VE GOTTA START WORKING 648 00:42:04,122 --> 00:42:06,091 ON A WAY GET BACK TO THE 20TH CENTURY. 649 00:42:06,124 --> 00:42:08,026 YES, YOU KEEP SAYING THAT. 650 00:42:08,059 --> 00:42:09,761 BUT I CAN'T SEE HOW ONE CAN POSSIBLY 651 00:42:09,795 --> 00:42:11,496 GO BACK TO THE 20TH CENTURY 652 00:42:11,529 --> 00:42:12,998 WHEN WE'RE STILL ONLY IN THE 6TH. 653 00:42:13,031 --> 00:42:14,232 WELL, I'LL FIGURE IT OUT. 654 00:42:14,265 --> 00:42:15,200 TELL ME, TOM, PLEASE. 655 00:42:15,233 --> 00:42:17,335 I PROMISE NOT TO LET IT GO PAST THIS ROOM. 656 00:42:17,368 --> 00:42:20,538 WHERE EXACTLY DO YOU COME FROM? 657 00:42:20,572 --> 00:42:23,041 WELL, KING, DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN I TOLD YOU 658 00:42:23,074 --> 00:42:24,509 ABOUT COLUMBUS SAILING THE OCEAN BLUE? 659 00:42:24,542 --> 00:42:26,077 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. NO, NO. 660 00:42:26,111 --> 00:42:28,079 I CAN'T GO INTO THAT AGAIN. 661 00:42:28,113 --> 00:42:31,049 BUGS THAT JITTER, BEETLES THAT THROW ROCKS. 662 00:42:31,082 --> 00:42:32,183 NO, NO. "PLAY ROCK." 663 00:42:32,217 --> 00:42:36,054 YOU'LL UNDERSTAND BETTER WHEN I SHOW YOU STARDUST. 664 00:42:36,087 --> 00:42:39,090 SIR GALAHAD. AH, SIR MORDRED. 665 00:42:39,124 --> 00:42:41,559 KING? NO, NEVER MIND. 666 00:42:41,593 --> 00:42:43,528 WELL, WHAT IS IT? 667 00:42:43,561 --> 00:42:47,065 I DON'T LIKE TO GET MIXED UP INTO OFFICE POLITICS, 668 00:42:47,098 --> 00:42:49,067 BUT MY SOURCES TELL ME 669 00:42:49,100 --> 00:42:51,069 THAT MORDRED HERE'S GOT A SIDELINE GOING. 670 00:42:51,102 --> 00:42:53,038 SIDELINE? 671 00:42:53,071 --> 00:42:54,405 HE'S MOONLIGHTING. 672 00:42:54,439 --> 00:42:57,242 HE'S GOT SOME POOR GUY SPREAD-EAGLE ON THE RACK 673 00:42:57,275 --> 00:42:59,244 TRYING TO FORCE HIM TO CONFESS TO POACHING 674 00:42:59,277 --> 00:43:02,080 SO THAT MORDRED CAN RIP OFF HIS LAND. 675 00:43:02,113 --> 00:43:03,248 WHAT? 676 00:43:03,281 --> 00:43:06,217 THAT'S A SERIOUS CHARGE AGAINST ONE OF MY KNIGHTS. 677 00:43:06,251 --> 00:43:08,319 I TRUST YOU HAVE PROOF. OH, I DO. FOLLOW ME. 678 00:43:08,353 --> 00:43:10,088 WAIT! 679 00:43:10,121 --> 00:43:12,157 A KING DOES NOT FOLLOW A CAPTIVE, 680 00:43:12,190 --> 00:43:14,092 HOWEVER WEIRD THAT CAPTIVE MAY BE. 681 00:43:14,125 --> 00:43:16,127 SORRY, KING. GO AHEAD. 682 00:43:20,298 --> 00:43:22,433 DOWNSTAIRS AND TO YOUR LEFT, KING. 683 00:43:22,467 --> 00:43:25,103 MM-HMM. 684 00:43:25,136 --> 00:43:27,172 SIR MORDRED PUT HIM DOWN HERE. 685 00:43:27,205 --> 00:43:30,041 POOR GUY'S JUST SKIN AND BONES. 686 00:43:32,477 --> 00:43:35,113 IT APPEARS HE'S WASTED AWAY TO NOTHING. 687 00:43:35,146 --> 00:43:37,448 (Mordred) IF INDEED HE EVER WAS HERE. 688 00:43:37,482 --> 00:43:40,118 SIR MORDRED, I'M TOLD THAT YOU'RE INVOLVED 689 00:43:40,151 --> 00:43:41,452 IN A... WHAT? 690 00:43:41,486 --> 00:43:43,121 LAND GRAB. 691 00:43:43,154 --> 00:43:44,289 WRESTING PROPERTY FROM FREEMEN 692 00:43:44,322 --> 00:43:46,124 ON FALSE CHARGES. 693 00:43:46,157 --> 00:43:49,460 A BLATANT LIE, YOUR MAJESTY. MY HONOR HAS BEEN IMPUGNED. 694 00:43:49,494 --> 00:43:51,963 I DEMAND SATISFACTION ON THE FIELD. 695 00:43:51,997 --> 00:43:52,964 AGAIN? 696 00:43:52,998 --> 00:43:54,833 HE HAS THAT RIGHT. 697 00:43:54,866 --> 00:43:57,302 THOUGH I MUST SAY, I'VE LOST SOME GOOD KNIGHTS THAT WAY. 698 00:43:57,335 --> 00:43:58,269 MAYBE I MADE A MISTAKE. 699 00:43:58,303 --> 00:44:01,840 MAYBE HE SAID "MOORHEAD" INSTEAD OF "MORDRED." 700 00:44:01,873 --> 00:44:03,508 A JOUST, TO THE DEATH! 701 00:44:03,541 --> 00:44:06,144 YOU WOULDN'T CONSIDER CHANGING THAT TO A GAME OF CHESS? 702 00:44:06,177 --> 00:44:08,179 CHESS TO THE DEATH? 703 00:44:08,213 --> 00:44:11,016 I DEMAND SATISFACTION. 704 00:44:11,049 --> 00:44:14,052 OH, DEAR, OH, DEAR. SO BE IT. 705 00:44:14,085 --> 00:44:15,921 IT SHALL BE DECIDED TOMORROW. 706 00:44:18,523 --> 00:44:22,127 I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING... NO MORE NICE GUY ME. 707 00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:24,195 I THINK YOU CAN SAFELY SAY THAT. 708 00:44:29,367 --> 00:44:32,237 [whispering] CLARENCE, ARE YOU ALONE? 709 00:44:32,270 --> 00:44:33,338 PLEASE GO AWAY. 710 00:44:33,371 --> 00:44:35,540 MY HOURS ARE NUMBERED AS IT IS. 711 00:44:38,376 --> 00:44:41,212 [whispering] I'VE GOT A PROPOSITION FOR YOU. 712 00:44:46,718 --> 00:44:48,353 THIS IS YOURS TO KEEP 713 00:44:48,386 --> 00:44:51,890 IF YOU'LL HELP ME GET OUT OF HERE. 714 00:44:51,923 --> 00:44:54,993 IF YOU DON'T MEET SIR MORDRED TOMORROW 715 00:44:55,026 --> 00:44:56,194 ON THE FIELD OF HONOR, 716 00:44:56,227 --> 00:44:58,029 YOU'LL BE BANISHED FROM ENGLAND FOREVER. 717 00:44:58,063 --> 00:45:00,431 THAT STILL BEATS A SHARP STICK IN THE CHEST. 718 00:45:03,368 --> 00:45:05,270 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 719 00:45:07,138 --> 00:45:10,008 THERE'S A ROPE BY THE OLD OUTER CHAPEL. 720 00:45:10,041 --> 00:45:11,476 I'LL BE THERE AT... 721 00:45:13,211 --> 00:45:15,380 WHAT'S THAT? 722 00:45:15,413 --> 00:45:16,381 9 O'CLOCK. 723 00:45:16,414 --> 00:45:17,983 OKAY. 724 00:45:47,779 --> 00:45:49,981 [horse whinnies] 725 00:46:02,660 --> 00:46:05,430 WHAT NEWS UPON MY WORTHY OPPONENT? 726 00:46:05,463 --> 00:46:07,665 WE'VE SEARCHED THE CASTLE FROM TURRET TO DUNGEON. 727 00:46:07,698 --> 00:46:09,300 HE MUST'VE FLED DURING THE NIGHT. 728 00:46:09,334 --> 00:46:12,237 WELL, OBVIOUSLY HE'S CAST HIS SPELL UPON THE GUARDS 729 00:46:12,270 --> 00:46:14,005 AND FLED INTO SOME COVERT, 730 00:46:14,039 --> 00:46:16,141 WHICH GIVES LITTLE SATISFACTION TO ME. 731 00:46:16,174 --> 00:46:18,343 WELL, IF HE HAS NOT MADE AN APPEARANCE SOON, 732 00:46:18,376 --> 00:46:20,445 WE'LL CONSIDER HIM VANQUISHED. 733 00:46:20,478 --> 00:46:22,313 AND WITH IT, I TRUST HIS HEINOUS CHARGES 734 00:46:22,347 --> 00:46:26,284 AGAINST SIR MORDRED, MY LIEGE? 735 00:46:26,317 --> 00:46:27,385 HELLO? WHAT'S THIS? 736 00:46:34,225 --> 00:46:37,328 OH, FATHER. HE LOOKS SO HANDSOME. 737 00:46:37,362 --> 00:46:41,699 ALL IN WHITE WITH HIS LITTLE RED, WHITE, AND BLUE FLAG. 738 00:46:41,732 --> 00:46:44,602 WE MUST GIVE HIM SOMETHING TO TAKE INTO BATTLE 739 00:46:44,635 --> 00:46:46,371 AND HIS WORLD BEYOND. 740 00:46:49,474 --> 00:46:51,176 [honking] 741 00:46:51,209 --> 00:46:53,511 IT LOOKS AS THOUGH YOU SHALL NOT HAVE YOUR VICTORY 742 00:46:53,544 --> 00:46:55,346 WITHOUT BLOODLETTING AFTER ALL, MORDRED. 743 00:46:55,380 --> 00:46:58,549 MY PLEASURE. LET'S GET ON WITH IT. 744 00:46:59,650 --> 00:47:01,086 HA! 745 00:47:02,820 --> 00:47:06,157 OH, THOMAS, IT WOULD MAKE ME MOST PROUD 746 00:47:06,191 --> 00:47:09,227 IF YOU'D CARRY SOMETHING OF MINE INTO BATTLE. 747 00:47:09,260 --> 00:47:12,330 PLEASE. WEAR THIS. 748 00:47:17,168 --> 00:47:19,237 [goose honking] 749 00:47:19,270 --> 00:47:21,172 OH, IT'S FROM FATHER TOO. 750 00:47:21,206 --> 00:47:23,208 [beep, robotic voice] THANK YOU. 751 00:47:24,342 --> 00:47:26,211 (Trimble) IS IT OVER YET? 752 00:47:26,244 --> 00:47:27,412 NOT YET. 753 00:47:27,445 --> 00:47:29,247 BUT THE MAID ALISANDE'S REVEALED HERSELF 754 00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:31,216 AND IS TALKING TO YOUR TWIN BROTHER. 755 00:47:31,249 --> 00:47:33,218 HE'S NOT MY BROTHER. SANDY? 756 00:47:33,251 --> 00:47:35,186 YES. 757 00:47:35,220 --> 00:47:37,522 I TOLD YOU, HE'S A HUMANOID, A ROBOT. 758 00:47:37,555 --> 00:47:40,091 WHEN WE RESET HIS STATICIZER LAST NIGHT, 759 00:47:40,125 --> 00:47:42,227 I PROGRAMMED HIM TO JOUST FOR ME. 760 00:47:42,260 --> 00:47:44,262 WELL, IF THOU SAY SO. 761 00:47:51,536 --> 00:47:54,072 THOMAS? 762 00:47:54,105 --> 00:47:55,740 I WOULDN'T DARE SPEAK LIKE THIS 763 00:47:55,773 --> 00:47:58,609 IF I THOUGHT I'D EVER HAVE TO FACE YOU AGAIN. 764 00:47:58,643 --> 00:48:01,879 BUT SINCE YOU'RE GOING TO BE KILLED ANYWAY, 765 00:48:01,913 --> 00:48:06,084 I SEE NO HARM IN REVEALING MY STRANGE FEELINGS FOR YOU. 766 00:48:06,117 --> 00:48:08,186 LISTEN TO THAT, CLARENCE. I THINK SHE LIKES ME. 767 00:48:08,219 --> 00:48:10,688 WE REALLY HAVE NO TIME FOR THIS. 768 00:48:10,721 --> 00:48:13,224 IF ONE OF SIR MORDRED'S SERVANTS FOUND US HERE, 769 00:48:13,258 --> 00:48:16,627 WELL, I DARE NOT CONTEMPLATE WHAT FORM HIS WRATH MIGHT TAKE. 770 00:48:16,661 --> 00:48:17,762 OKAY. 771 00:48:24,435 --> 00:48:26,337 ALL RIGHT, HERMES. THAT'S ENOUGH. 772 00:48:29,274 --> 00:48:32,677 HERMES, PUT THE GIRL DOWN AND GET ON WITH THE JOUST. 773 00:48:34,312 --> 00:48:36,281 HE'S PROGRAMMED TO REACT TO SIGHTS AND SOUNDS, 774 00:48:36,314 --> 00:48:38,449 BUT THIS IS SHEER INSUBORDINATION. 775 00:48:38,483 --> 00:48:41,886 HERMES, PUT THE GIRL DOWN AND GO ON WITH THE JOUST. 776 00:48:41,919 --> 00:48:43,354 THAT'S AN ORDER. 777 00:48:51,262 --> 00:48:53,331 [beeps] YOU FEEL SOFT. 778 00:48:53,364 --> 00:48:55,366 I FEEL SOFT? 779 00:48:57,335 --> 00:49:00,305 THAT'S IT? THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY? 780 00:49:00,338 --> 00:49:02,440 [beeps] LATER. 781 00:49:02,473 --> 00:49:04,475 THERE'S NOT GONNA BE ANY LATER, HERMES. 782 00:49:04,509 --> 00:49:07,445 REMEMBER, I CAN TURN YOU OFF AS FAST AS SHE CAN TURN YOU ON. 783 00:49:07,478 --> 00:49:08,746 PLEASE, GET WHATEVER THOU SEEKS 784 00:49:08,779 --> 00:49:10,615 AND LET US VACATE THESE CHAMBERS. 785 00:49:10,648 --> 00:49:12,383 OH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 786 00:49:13,985 --> 00:49:16,787 [fanfare] 787 00:49:16,821 --> 00:49:24,195 ♪ 788 00:49:34,239 --> 00:49:35,840 [horse whinnies] 789 00:49:38,676 --> 00:49:39,710 [beep] 790 00:49:39,744 --> 00:49:41,179 GIDDY-UP. 791 00:49:41,212 --> 00:49:43,348 [crowd cheers] 792 00:49:55,026 --> 00:49:56,261 [crowd cheers] WHOA! 793 00:49:59,830 --> 00:50:01,566 DO YOU THINK SOMEBODY SHOULD TELL THE AMERICAN 794 00:50:01,599 --> 00:50:03,201 HIS ARM'S MISSING? 795 00:50:03,234 --> 00:50:06,371 I CANNOT INTERCEDE. I MADE THE RULE MYSELF. 796 00:50:06,404 --> 00:50:08,406 HOW'S IT GOING? 797 00:50:10,375 --> 00:50:12,277 AW, LOOK AT THAT. 798 00:50:14,412 --> 00:50:17,215 HERMES, TURN AROUND AND DO IT AGAIN. 799 00:50:18,749 --> 00:50:23,421 YOU JUST HAVE TO KEEP GOING TILL YOU CAN'T GO ANY LONGER. 800 00:50:41,272 --> 00:50:42,407 [cheering] 801 00:50:47,545 --> 00:50:48,879 HOW'S HERMES DOING? 802 00:50:48,913 --> 00:50:51,782 NOT VERY WELL, I'M AFRAID. 803 00:50:51,816 --> 00:50:53,718 HE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST HIS HEAD. 804 00:50:53,751 --> 00:50:55,586 DON'T WORRY ABOUT HERMES. HE'S COOL. 805 00:50:55,620 --> 00:50:57,755 OH, YOU MEAN REALLY LOST HIS HEAD. 806 00:51:02,493 --> 00:51:04,729 I'M SORRY, HERMES. 807 00:51:04,762 --> 00:51:06,464 BUT THIS IS TO SAVE ENGLAND. 808 00:51:06,497 --> 00:51:08,733 (Merlin) I HAVE SEEN SIMILAR PHENOMENA 809 00:51:08,766 --> 00:51:09,900 IN CHICKENS, MY LORD. 810 00:51:09,934 --> 00:51:12,737 THIS IS ENGLAND, SIRE. 811 00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:16,807 SIR MORDRED! 812 00:51:19,009 --> 00:51:21,712 CAN YOU NOT PUT AN END TO THIS DISSECTION? 813 00:51:21,746 --> 00:51:23,648 IT HAS LONG CEASED TO BE SPORT. 814 00:51:23,681 --> 00:51:26,317 AS YOUR MAJESTY KNOWS, TRADITION DEMANDS 815 00:51:26,351 --> 00:51:28,386 HE MUST YIELD OR DIE. 816 00:51:28,419 --> 00:51:29,487 HA! 817 00:51:51,108 --> 00:51:54,479 WELL, AT LEAST IT'S OUT OF ITS MISERY. 818 00:51:54,512 --> 00:51:55,980 COME. 819 00:51:56,013 --> 00:51:58,483 [electric sizzling] 820 00:52:04,655 --> 00:52:06,791 [pop] OH! 821 00:52:06,824 --> 00:52:08,025 THE CONTEST IS OVER DOWN THERE. 822 00:52:08,058 --> 00:52:10,127 HOW'S HERMES? 823 00:52:10,161 --> 00:52:11,529 DONE FOR. 824 00:52:11,562 --> 00:52:13,531 OH, I'M SORRY I YELLED AT HIM. 825 00:52:13,564 --> 00:52:14,965 MAYBE I CAN PUT HIM TOGETHER AGAIN. 826 00:52:14,999 --> 00:52:16,967 ALL THE KING'S HORSES AND ALL THE KING'S MEN 827 00:52:17,001 --> 00:52:18,536 COULDN'T DO THAT. 828 00:52:18,569 --> 00:52:20,438 LOOK AT THIS. THIS IS IT. 829 00:52:20,471 --> 00:52:22,540 JUST WAIT TILL KING ARTHUR GETS A LOAD OF THIS. 830 00:52:22,573 --> 00:52:24,409 COME ON, LET'S GO! 831 00:52:28,045 --> 00:52:30,648 HMM. A PITY. 832 00:52:30,681 --> 00:52:32,483 I WAS BECOMING RATHER ATTACHED TO IT, 833 00:52:32,517 --> 00:52:33,784 WHATEVER IT WAS. 834 00:52:33,818 --> 00:52:36,554 IT WILL NO LONGER BE A SOURCE OF TORMENT, SIRE. 835 00:52:36,587 --> 00:52:39,990 I HAVE DISPATCHED THE CREATURE FROM OUR MIDST FOR ALL TIME. 836 00:52:40,024 --> 00:52:41,826 WITH YOUR PERMISSION, YOUR MAJESTY, 837 00:52:41,859 --> 00:52:45,896 I WILL KEEP THESE REMAINS FOR MY LABORATORY. 838 00:52:45,930 --> 00:52:47,365 OH! 839 00:52:48,999 --> 00:52:50,635 AND THEREBY GAIN AN INSIGHT 840 00:52:50,668 --> 00:52:52,637 INTO ITS ORIGINS AND FEEDING HABITS. 841 00:52:52,670 --> 00:52:55,005 YES, WELL, DO AS YOU PLEASE, MERLIN, 842 00:52:55,039 --> 00:52:56,907 BUT TIDY UP THOROUGHLY. 843 00:52:56,941 --> 00:52:58,008 MERLIN, I... HMM! 844 00:52:58,042 --> 00:52:59,544 OOH. SORRY. 845 00:52:59,577 --> 00:53:01,646 UM, I WONDER IF I MIGHT PREVAIL UPON YOU 846 00:53:01,679 --> 00:53:05,015 TO CHANGE MY FATHER OVER THERE INTO HIS OLD SELF. 847 00:53:05,049 --> 00:53:07,885 IT SEEMS... LATER, LATER, LATER, MY CHILD! 848 00:53:07,918 --> 00:53:11,689 ONE CAN SEE THAT MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS DEMAND MY ATTENTION. 849 00:53:13,090 --> 00:53:16,827 YOU AND YOUR FATHER CAN WAIT IN MY QUARTERS. 850 00:53:16,861 --> 00:53:18,195 (Trimble) WAIT A MINUTE! 851 00:53:18,229 --> 00:53:20,197 EVERYBODY STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE! [crowd gasping] 852 00:53:20,231 --> 00:53:23,401 MERLIN, YOU KEEP YOUR MITTS OFF HERMES THERE. 853 00:53:24,235 --> 00:53:26,871 SANDY, I'M ALL RIGHT. YOU ARE? 854 00:53:26,904 --> 00:53:28,939 (King Arthur) REALLY! THIS IS TOO MUCH! 855 00:53:28,973 --> 00:53:31,876 YOU REPRODUCE YOURSELF LIKE A LIZARD'S TAIL. 856 00:53:31,909 --> 00:53:34,512 YOU CHANGE COLORS LIKE A CHAMELEON. 857 00:53:34,545 --> 00:53:37,882 KING, I'M HERE TO PRESENT DOCUMENTARY PROOF 858 00:53:37,915 --> 00:53:40,184 THAT MORDRED HERE IS ACQUIRING TERRITORY, 859 00:53:40,217 --> 00:53:42,052 ARMS, AND MEN FOR A TAKEOVER. 860 00:53:44,489 --> 00:53:46,957 HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO ACQUIRE SUCH HOLDINGS? 861 00:53:46,991 --> 00:53:49,894 AND I SEE YOU'VE BEEN LEVYING YOUR OWN TAXES. 862 00:53:49,927 --> 00:53:51,896 TO WHAT END, SIR MORDRED? 863 00:53:53,097 --> 00:53:53,964 WELL? 864 00:53:53,998 --> 00:53:57,201 TO TAKE OVER CAMELOT AND, WITH IT, ENGLAND. 865 00:53:57,234 --> 00:53:59,470 HE SEES HIMSELF IN YOUR CHAIR, KING. 866 00:53:59,504 --> 00:54:01,071 SEIZE THAT KNIGHT! 867 00:54:01,105 --> 00:54:02,773 DEATH TO ARTHUR! 868 00:54:02,807 --> 00:54:05,576 [men shouting, commotion] 869 00:54:05,610 --> 00:54:07,445 STOP HIM! 870 00:54:21,659 --> 00:54:23,994 [buzzing] 871 00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:33,804 YOU KNOW, GAWAIN, THERE'S SOMETHING UNHOLY ABOUT THIS. 872 00:54:33,838 --> 00:54:36,106 WOULDN'T IT BE BETTER TO LET HIM REST IN PEACE? 873 00:54:36,140 --> 00:54:38,609 [beeping] 874 00:54:38,643 --> 00:54:41,145 PERHAPS A DANDELION POULTICE'D HELP. 875 00:54:45,215 --> 00:54:47,952 WELL, IT'S NOT AS BAD AS I THOUGHT. 876 00:54:47,985 --> 00:54:50,955 I CAN BYPASS HIS METABOLIC SYNTHESIZER 877 00:54:50,988 --> 00:54:53,624 AND STILL KEEP HIS VOICE COMMAND ANALYZER FUNCTIONING. 878 00:54:53,658 --> 00:54:55,760 [goose honking] 879 00:54:55,793 --> 00:54:57,528 MAYBE YOU COULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT FATHER 880 00:54:57,562 --> 00:54:59,129 WHEN YOU'RE FINISHED. 881 00:54:59,163 --> 00:55:01,799 I TOLD YOU, I SAW YOUR FATHER IN THE CASTLE. 882 00:55:01,832 --> 00:55:02,867 I TALKED TO HIM. 883 00:55:02,900 --> 00:55:04,301 ARE YOU CERTAIN? 884 00:55:04,335 --> 00:55:08,038 HE'S ABOUT 12 STONE AND 5'9". 885 00:55:08,072 --> 00:55:11,542 HE MAY BE A LITTLE TALLER THAN THAT NOW. 886 00:55:13,010 --> 00:55:15,045 THOMAS, WE HAVE TO THANK YOU 887 00:55:15,079 --> 00:55:16,647 FOR REVEALING MORDRED'S TREACHERY. 888 00:55:16,681 --> 00:55:18,649 IS THERE NO WAY WE CAN REPAY YOU? 889 00:55:18,683 --> 00:55:20,851 NO, KING. I'M JUST GLAD TO HELP OUT. 890 00:55:22,186 --> 00:55:24,822 GAWAIN, WE MUST BE OFF TO INSPECT THE CASTLE DEFENSES. 891 00:55:24,855 --> 00:55:26,857 I'M WORRIED ABOUT MORDRED'S ATTACK. KING... 892 00:55:26,891 --> 00:55:28,793 I MAY BE ABLE TO HELP OUT THERE. 893 00:55:28,826 --> 00:55:30,561 HMM. 894 00:55:41,071 --> 00:55:42,807 HANG IN THERE, HERMES. 895 00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:44,809 WE'LL HAVE YOU UP AND ABOUT IN NO TIME. 896 00:55:44,842 --> 00:55:46,844 [beeps] OKAY. 897 00:55:46,877 --> 00:55:48,879 NO HARD FEELINGS ABOUT THE JOUST, I HOPE? 898 00:55:48,913 --> 00:55:51,816 YOU ARE SO BRAVE, HERMES. 899 00:55:51,849 --> 00:55:53,183 [beeps] 900 00:55:53,217 --> 00:55:55,886 MM. 901 00:55:59,223 --> 00:56:00,224 [beeps] 902 00:56:01,726 --> 00:56:04,695 OH, DON'T WORRY. HE'S RESTING COMFORTABLY. 903 00:56:06,130 --> 00:56:09,233 UH, CLARENCE, WEREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO 904 00:56:09,266 --> 00:56:11,235 HELP HIDE THE VALUABLES? 905 00:56:19,276 --> 00:56:21,579 SO, UH... 906 00:56:24,415 --> 00:56:25,416 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE 907 00:56:25,450 --> 00:56:28,886 A PERSONALLY CONDUCTED TOUR OF STARDUST? 908 00:56:28,919 --> 00:56:31,889 OH, I THINK NOT. 909 00:56:31,922 --> 00:56:34,892 I GOT SOME LPs IN THERE YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T HEARD. 910 00:56:34,925 --> 00:56:37,928 UM, FLEETWOOD MAC, ROLLING STONES. 911 00:56:38,929 --> 00:56:40,931 THANKS ANYWAY. 912 00:56:43,768 --> 00:56:45,235 HEY! 913 00:56:45,269 --> 00:56:48,639 WHY THE HOT-AND-COLD BIT? 914 00:56:48,673 --> 00:56:50,207 DIDN'T YOU SAY BEFORE THE JOUST 915 00:56:50,240 --> 00:56:53,210 THAT YOU FELT... 916 00:56:53,243 --> 00:56:54,879 PANGS? 917 00:56:54,912 --> 00:56:56,080 OH, THOMAS. 918 00:56:56,113 --> 00:56:58,949 I MADE AN AWFUL FOOL OF MYSELF. 919 00:56:58,983 --> 00:57:02,920 I DIDN'T KNOW WHO OR WHAT I WAS TALKING TO. 920 00:57:02,953 --> 00:57:05,923 I BARED MY HEART TO... 921 00:57:05,956 --> 00:57:08,058 TO YOUR BROTHER HERE. 922 00:57:08,092 --> 00:57:09,927 AND IT TURNS OUT THAT HE'S FULL OF... 923 00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:12,129 WIGGLY THINGS AND SMOKE. 924 00:57:12,162 --> 00:57:15,933 LOOK, SANDY, I'M JUST AS HUMAN AS YOU ARE. 925 00:57:15,966 --> 00:57:18,102 I'VE GOT A MOTHER AND A FATHER. 926 00:57:18,135 --> 00:57:21,171 HE'S AN OPTOMETRIST IN POUGHKEEPSIE. 927 00:57:21,205 --> 00:57:23,774 I BARELY SQUEAKED THROUGH GROVER CLEVELAND HIGH, 928 00:57:23,808 --> 00:57:26,110 BUT I DID GET A MASTERS AT SLIPPERY ROCK COLLEGE, 929 00:57:26,143 --> 00:57:28,813 AND I LETTERED IN BASEBALL. 930 00:57:28,846 --> 00:57:31,916 I TOOK MONA SHANKS TO THE SENIOR PROM. 931 00:57:31,949 --> 00:57:33,918 STRUCK OUT THERE. 932 00:57:33,951 --> 00:57:36,286 I'VE GOT A GOOD JOB. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT? 933 00:57:36,320 --> 00:57:39,123 I AM JUST AN AVERAGE AMERICAN BOY. 934 00:57:39,156 --> 00:57:41,926 DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT? 935 00:57:41,959 --> 00:57:42,960 NO. 936 00:57:44,695 --> 00:57:46,130 OH, COME ON, FATHER. 937 00:57:46,163 --> 00:57:48,933 MAYBE WE CAN GET TO SEE MERLIN NOW. 938 00:57:48,966 --> 00:57:51,168 [honking] 939 00:58:06,183 --> 00:58:08,185 KEEP A SHARP EYE. 940 00:58:10,054 --> 00:58:11,856 FEAR NOT, SIRE. 941 00:58:11,889 --> 00:58:15,392 WE SHALL DEFEND OUR CASTLE, WHATEVER THE COST MAY BE. 942 00:58:15,425 --> 00:58:17,327 WE SHALL FIGHT ON THE BEACHHEADS. 943 00:58:17,361 --> 00:58:20,497 WE SHALL FIGHT ON THE LANDING GROUNDS. 944 00:58:20,531 --> 00:58:23,500 WE SHALL FIGHT IN THE COURTYARDS AND IN THE HALLS. 945 00:58:23,534 --> 00:58:26,336 WE SHALL NEVER SURRENDER. 946 00:58:26,370 --> 00:58:28,906 I'LL BE DARNED. WELL SAID, WINSTON. 947 00:58:28,939 --> 00:58:32,209 IN ALL PROBABILITY, THEY'LL COME FROM THE NORTH. 948 00:58:32,242 --> 00:58:34,144 THEY'LL COME FROM THE SOUTH. 949 00:58:34,178 --> 00:58:36,246 MORDRED WILL MAKE A DIRECT ASSAULT ON THE GATES 950 00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:39,083 WITH BATTERING RAMS AND SUPERIOR FORCES. 951 00:58:39,116 --> 00:58:41,986 WELL, THEY'LL HAVE TO BRIDGE THE MOAT FIRST, 952 00:58:42,019 --> 00:58:43,888 AND I THINK I HAVE THE ANSWER TO THAT. 953 00:58:43,921 --> 00:58:45,422 YOU DO? YES, SIR. 954 00:58:51,461 --> 00:58:53,263 SEE THAT HAY CART DOWN THERE? 955 00:58:53,297 --> 00:58:55,265 [King Arthur] WE CAN ALL SEE THE HAY CART. 956 00:58:55,299 --> 00:58:56,901 [beeping] 957 00:59:00,270 --> 00:59:02,039 (man) RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! 958 00:59:05,242 --> 00:59:08,078 WHAT WIZARDRY HAST THOU NOW, TOM? 959 00:59:08,112 --> 00:59:10,080 WELL, KING, THIS IS CALLED A LASER GUN. 960 00:59:10,114 --> 00:59:12,082 HERMES WAS SUPPOSED TO USE IT ON OTHER PLANETS 961 00:59:12,116 --> 00:59:13,918 FOR COLLECTING ROCK SAMPLES. 962 00:59:13,951 --> 00:59:16,086 SEE, YOU PULL THE TRIGGER THERE. 963 00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:19,523 AND DON'T POINT IT AT ANYTHING THAT YOU WANT TO KEEP. 964 00:59:19,556 --> 00:59:21,125 WELL, A CART IS A CART. 965 00:59:21,158 --> 00:59:22,459 BUT LET'S HOW EFFECTIVE IT IS 966 00:59:22,492 --> 00:59:25,095 AGAINST THE STONE WALLS OF CAMELOT. 967 00:59:25,129 --> 00:59:27,131 WAIT ONE SECOND. 968 00:59:28,298 --> 00:59:30,234 [whispering] S-FIVE-THREE. 969 00:59:30,267 --> 00:59:31,368 OKAY. 970 00:59:31,401 --> 00:59:32,770 NOW? OKAY. 971 00:59:41,111 --> 00:59:42,446 WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 972 00:59:42,479 --> 00:59:45,282 WELL, I FOR ONE HAVE ALWAYS HAD 973 00:59:45,315 --> 00:59:47,251 THE HIGHEST REGARD FOR YOU, TOM. 974 00:59:47,284 --> 00:59:50,921 I REMAIN, SIRE, YOUR MOST OBEDIENT SERVANT. 975 00:59:50,955 --> 00:59:55,259 GAWAIN, PLEASE. CEASE THY FAWNING PRATTLE. 976 00:59:55,292 --> 00:59:57,427 THIS IS A VERY DANGEROUS WEAPON. 977 00:59:57,461 --> 00:59:59,964 BE CAREFUL IT DOESN'T FALL INTO THE WRONG HANDS. 978 00:59:59,997 --> 01:00:02,366 OH, DON'T WORRY, KING. I KEEP IT HANDY AT ALL TIMES. 979 01:00:12,142 --> 01:00:14,111 OAF... 980 01:00:14,144 --> 01:00:18,115 IT'S GOING TO BE IMPOSSIBLE FOR MORDRED TO TAKE CAMELOT 981 01:00:18,148 --> 01:00:21,485 WITH THAT AMERICAN AND HIS MAGIC CANDLE. 982 01:00:21,518 --> 01:00:24,154 OAF KILL. 983 01:00:28,325 --> 01:00:32,496 NO. ARTHUR WOULD HAVE AN IMMEDIATE INVESTIGATION. 984 01:00:35,332 --> 01:00:37,835 THERE'S MORE THAN ONE WAY TO SKIN A CAT, 985 01:00:37,868 --> 01:00:41,138 THOUGH IT COULD GET PRETTY STICKY. 986 01:00:41,171 --> 01:00:43,140 FIND THAT DEMENTED GIRL, 987 01:00:43,173 --> 01:00:48,512 AND TELL HER THE MAGICIAN WILL SEE HER IN THE LOWER CHAMBERS. 988 01:00:50,214 --> 01:00:52,917 AND I WILL TAKE CARE OF THE AMERICAN. 989 01:00:54,384 --> 01:00:59,523 DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE TO DO, OAF? 990 01:01:09,333 --> 01:01:11,301 NOW, YOU BE NICE TO THE MAGICIAN 991 01:01:11,335 --> 01:01:12,136 WHEN HE SEES YOU. 992 01:01:12,169 --> 01:01:14,872 AND REMEMBER, HE'S THERE TO HELP. 993 01:01:14,905 --> 01:01:16,573 [goose honking] 994 01:01:20,711 --> 01:01:23,347 MERLIN IS EXPECTING US. 995 01:01:23,380 --> 01:01:27,384 THE FIRST VISIT IS TWO GOLD COINS 996 01:01:27,417 --> 01:01:30,354 PAYABLE AT TIME OF TREATMENT. 997 01:01:37,627 --> 01:01:39,196 [bell rings] 998 01:01:39,229 --> 01:01:42,266 THE MAGICIAN WILL SEE YOU NOW. 999 01:01:56,246 --> 01:01:58,548 WELL, MY DEAR, WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE MATTER? 1000 01:01:58,582 --> 01:02:01,218 OH, I'M ALL RIGHT, SIRE. IT'S FATHER HERE. 1001 01:02:01,251 --> 01:02:03,253 AAH! AH! 1002 01:02:03,287 --> 01:02:06,256 LET ME GO! LET ME GO! 1003 01:02:06,290 --> 01:02:07,691 GET RID OF THAT CURSED GOOSE! 1004 01:02:07,724 --> 01:02:09,259 [honking] [yelling] 1005 01:02:09,293 --> 01:02:10,560 DON'T EAT IT, YOU ANIMAL! 1006 01:02:10,594 --> 01:02:12,362 THERE'LL BE FEATHERS ALL OVER THE PLACE. 1007 01:02:12,396 --> 01:02:14,598 NO! PUT ME DOWN! 1008 01:02:17,601 --> 01:02:19,169 [honking] 1009 01:02:23,774 --> 01:02:26,576 WHERE IS SHE? I KNOW NOT, SIRE. 1010 01:02:26,610 --> 01:02:29,746 I WAS JUST INFORMED THAT SHE WOULD MEET YOU HERE. 1011 01:02:29,780 --> 01:02:33,083 SHE WANTED TO HEAR SOME OF YOUR... LPs? 1012 01:02:33,117 --> 01:02:34,952 THANKS. 1013 01:02:36,286 --> 01:02:39,289 [whistling] 1014 01:02:41,258 --> 01:02:43,327 [whistling] 1015 01:03:03,013 --> 01:03:06,150 FIENDISHLY CLEVER, THE AMERICAN. 1016 01:03:06,183 --> 01:03:08,552 WHO ELSE WOULD HAVE THOUGHT TO HIDE IT THERE? 1017 01:03:11,021 --> 01:03:13,290 BUT HE DID NOT RECKON 1018 01:03:13,323 --> 01:03:17,661 WITH THE CLAIRVOYANT POWERS OF THE INVINCIBLE MERLIN. 1019 01:03:19,696 --> 01:03:21,465 IS IT GONNA MAKE THAT BIG NOISE AGAIN? 1020 01:03:21,498 --> 01:03:23,300 I HOPE NOT. 1021 01:03:23,333 --> 01:03:25,302 I HAD THE COTTON PACKED TOO TIGHTLY LAST TIME. 1022 01:03:25,335 --> 01:03:26,470 THAT'S WHY IT EXPLODED. 1023 01:03:26,503 --> 01:03:27,671 [beeps] 1024 01:03:27,704 --> 01:03:29,306 HE'S TRYING TO GET THRUST 1025 01:03:29,339 --> 01:03:31,141 TO PROPEL THE CRAFT INTO THE AIR. 1026 01:03:31,175 --> 01:03:33,143 CAN'T YOU SEE THAT? 1027 01:03:33,177 --> 01:03:34,544 VERY GOOD, HERMES. 1028 01:03:34,578 --> 01:03:35,645 [beeps] 1029 01:03:35,679 --> 01:03:37,047 WHERE'S SANDY? 1030 01:03:37,081 --> 01:03:39,016 NOW, YOU JUST FORGET ABOUT HER. 1031 01:03:39,049 --> 01:03:41,351 I COOLED MY HEELS FOR THREE HOURS WAITING FOR HER. 1032 01:03:41,385 --> 01:03:43,120 SHE AND I ARE THROUGH. 1033 01:03:43,153 --> 01:03:45,322 YOU PUT HER OUT OF YOUR MIND TOO. 1034 01:03:45,355 --> 01:03:47,591 [beeps] THAT'S NOT EASY. 1035 01:03:48,825 --> 01:03:50,527 OK, HERE GOES. 1036 01:03:50,560 --> 01:03:53,063 [buzzing] 1037 01:04:05,209 --> 01:04:06,343 AAH! 1038 01:04:11,381 --> 01:04:12,749 HEY! 1039 01:04:16,353 --> 01:04:17,554 I'M TERRIBLY SORRY. 1040 01:04:17,587 --> 01:04:21,258 I HOPE YOU'RE AS HANDY WITH THAT DAGGER WHEN MORDRED ATTACKS. 1041 01:04:21,291 --> 01:04:23,327 THAT'S OKAY. I THINK I CAN FIX IT. 1042 01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:24,561 [goose honks] 1043 01:04:24,594 --> 01:04:27,597 HEY, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT THERE? 1044 01:04:27,631 --> 01:04:30,267 IT'S A GOOSE, AS ANYONE CAN PLAINLY SEE. 1045 01:04:30,300 --> 01:04:32,169 IT'S A GANDER, AND NO ONE CAN PLAINLY SEE. 1046 01:04:32,202 --> 01:04:33,170 WHERE DID YOU FIND HIM? 1047 01:04:33,203 --> 01:04:35,239 IT WAS ON THE MOAT. 1048 01:04:35,272 --> 01:04:37,207 THEN IT FLEW UP TO THE PARAPET. 1049 01:04:37,241 --> 01:04:39,609 HE'LL MAKE A SPLENDID SUPPER. 1050 01:04:39,643 --> 01:04:40,777 NO, HE WON'T. 1051 01:04:40,810 --> 01:04:43,347 YOU KEEP HIM IN PROTECTIVE CUSTODY. 1052 01:04:43,380 --> 01:04:47,217 AND, UH... NOT THAT I CARE, 1053 01:04:47,251 --> 01:04:49,219 BUT WHERE WAS THE GIRL? 1054 01:04:49,253 --> 01:04:52,089 THERE WAS NO GIRL ABOUT. JUST HIM. 1055 01:04:52,122 --> 01:04:54,791 BUT I DID HEAR A WOMAN SCREAM FROM YON WOOD. I SAW HER. 1056 01:04:54,824 --> 01:04:58,195 WITH OAF... GOING TOWARDS MERLIN'S CHAMBERS. 1057 01:04:58,228 --> 01:05:00,264 THAT QUACK! [honking] 1058 01:05:01,331 --> 01:05:03,300 KING, I THINK WE'RE IN TROUBLE. 1059 01:05:03,333 --> 01:05:06,303 [dramatic music] 1060 01:05:06,336 --> 01:05:09,273 ♪ 1061 01:05:13,343 --> 01:05:15,612 YOU SURELY DON'T THINK YOU'VE MISPLACED HER UNDER THERE? 1062 01:05:15,645 --> 01:05:18,282 THE LASER GUN, IT'S GONE! WHO WOULD TAKE IT? 1063 01:05:18,315 --> 01:05:19,816 MERLIN. HE LURED ME OUT OF HERE 1064 01:05:19,849 --> 01:05:22,286 BY SAYING SANDY WOULD MEET ME AT STARDUST. 1065 01:05:22,319 --> 01:05:24,154 MERLIN AND MORDRED? 1066 01:05:24,188 --> 01:05:26,223 ABSOLUTELY. THEY'RE IN CAHOOTS. 1067 01:05:26,256 --> 01:05:27,324 WHERE? 1068 01:05:27,357 --> 01:05:29,293 PARTNERS. THEY'RE PARTNERS. 1069 01:05:29,326 --> 01:05:30,594 WHERE WOULD HE TAKE HER? 1070 01:05:30,627 --> 01:05:34,164 THE SEASIDE IS AWFULLY NICE THIS TIME OF YEAR. 1071 01:05:34,198 --> 01:05:35,732 OH, GAWAIN, PLEASE. THIS IS SERIOUS. 1072 01:05:35,765 --> 01:05:38,135 MORDRED'S CAMP, NO DOUBT. 1073 01:05:38,168 --> 01:05:40,237 WELL, WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING. 1074 01:05:40,270 --> 01:05:41,438 DON'T LOOK AT ME. 1075 01:05:41,471 --> 01:05:43,840 NO, NO, THIS JOB I'LL TAKE CARE OF MYSELF. 1076 01:05:43,873 --> 01:05:45,509 YOU'RE NOT GOING AFTER THE WENCH? 1077 01:05:45,542 --> 01:05:47,377 THE POOR KID NEEDS HELP. 1078 01:05:50,981 --> 01:05:53,917 I GOT IT! KING, I NEED YOUR ARMOR. 1079 01:05:53,950 --> 01:05:55,452 OH, REALLY. 1080 01:05:55,485 --> 01:05:58,855 YOU KEEP FORGETTING THAT YOU'RE A PRISONER. 1081 01:05:58,888 --> 01:06:01,491 I DO NOT GO ABOUT LENDING PRISONERS MY ARMOR. 1082 01:06:01,525 --> 01:06:03,627 THE ANSWER IS NO. 1083 01:06:03,660 --> 01:06:07,364 WELL, THEN MORDRED WILL REDUCE CAMELOT TO DUST. 1084 01:06:09,199 --> 01:06:12,169 WELL... PERHAPS MY WORKADAY ARMOR. 1085 01:06:12,202 --> 01:06:14,304 NOPE, YOUR SUNDAY GO-TO-MEETIN' ARMOR, 1086 01:06:14,338 --> 01:06:16,206 THE SHINIEST YOU'VE GOT. 1087 01:06:19,009 --> 01:06:21,211 PAGE, FETCH IT. 1088 01:06:23,380 --> 01:06:25,449 [whirring] 1089 01:06:25,482 --> 01:06:27,784 (Gawain) SOUNDS LIKE SOME MONSTROUS CAT. 1090 01:06:27,817 --> 01:06:29,853 (King Arthur) LIKE NONE I'VE EVER HEARD. 1091 01:06:31,988 --> 01:06:34,224 WHAT HAS IT COUGHED UP NOW? 1092 01:06:43,400 --> 01:06:47,337 YES, TOM, IT'S A FINE CART, BUT WHERE DO THE OXEN GO? 1093 01:06:47,371 --> 01:06:50,307 KING, THIS IS A BATTERY-POWERED LUNAR ROVER. 1094 01:06:50,340 --> 01:06:53,677 [beeping, buzzing] 1095 01:06:53,710 --> 01:06:55,245 THIS IS THE SOIL SAMPLER... 1096 01:06:55,279 --> 01:06:56,980 ANYWAY, I'LL EXPLAIN ALL THAT LATER. 1097 01:06:57,013 --> 01:06:58,215 CLARENCE, BUFF ME UP. 1098 01:06:58,248 --> 01:07:00,850 I CAN'T UNDERSTAND ALL THIS FUSS OVER A MERE SLIP OF A GIRL. 1099 01:07:00,884 --> 01:07:03,553 I CAN FIND YOU FIVE GIRLS MORE COMELY 1100 01:07:03,587 --> 01:07:05,021 AND MORE COOPERATIVE THAN THAT ONE. 1101 01:07:05,055 --> 01:07:08,858 YES, BUT NOT AS DINGY. LOWER THE DRAWBRIDGE! 1102 01:07:08,892 --> 01:07:10,994 I SAY WHEN THE BRIDGE IS TO BE LOWERED. 1103 01:07:11,027 --> 01:07:12,696 I TOLD YOU THAT. 1104 01:07:12,729 --> 01:07:15,365 I'M SORRY, KING, BUT I'M IN A HURRY. 1105 01:07:16,966 --> 01:07:18,468 LOWER THE BRIDGE! 1106 01:07:21,538 --> 01:07:23,540 HOLD THE FORT TILL I GET BACK. 1107 01:07:31,481 --> 01:07:34,484 ALAS, WE WON'T SEE HIM AGAIN. 1108 01:07:45,762 --> 01:07:52,035 THIS PASSAGEWAY WILL GIVE US ACCESS TO THE CASTLE. 1109 01:07:52,068 --> 01:07:55,472 AT DAWN YOU WILL ENGAGE THE DEFENDERS 1110 01:07:55,505 --> 01:07:57,974 UNTIL THE DRAWBRIDGE CAN BE LOWERED. 1111 01:07:58,007 --> 01:07:59,543 THIS PASSAGE, WON'T IT BE DEFENDED? 1112 01:07:59,576 --> 01:08:02,546 IT IS MY SECRET PASSAGE BENEATH THE MOAT. 1113 01:08:02,579 --> 01:08:05,282 THE KING HAS NO KNOWLEDGE OF IT, AND IT IS NO CONCERN OF YOURS. 1114 01:08:05,315 --> 01:08:06,550 WE'LL DO OUR BEST... 1115 01:08:06,583 --> 01:08:07,917 JUST HAVE YOUR MEN PRESENT IN FORCE 1116 01:08:07,951 --> 01:08:09,553 WHEN THE PORTCULLIS IS RAISED. 1117 01:08:09,586 --> 01:08:11,555 ENOUGH TO CRUSH ALL RESISTANCE. 1118 01:08:11,588 --> 01:08:12,622 (man) SIRE! 1119 01:08:14,791 --> 01:08:17,060 SIRE, SOMETHING APPROACHES THE CAMP. 1120 01:08:17,093 --> 01:08:18,562 SOMETHING? 1121 01:08:18,595 --> 01:08:20,730 IT HAS TWO EYES THAT LIGHT UP THE NIGHT, SIRE. 1122 01:08:20,764 --> 01:08:23,600 AND MAKES STRANGE BREATHING SOUNDS. 1123 01:08:25,001 --> 01:08:26,803 CALL OUT THE GUARD! 1124 01:08:28,138 --> 01:08:30,740 IT IS THE AMERICAN. HE HAS TAKEN THE BAIT. 1125 01:08:30,774 --> 01:08:32,108 IT'S KING ARTHUR HIMSELF! 1126 01:08:32,142 --> 01:08:33,843 NO, IT'S TOM TRIMBLE. 1127 01:08:33,877 --> 01:08:35,579 I'VE COME FOR ALISANDE. 1128 01:08:35,612 --> 01:08:37,481 OH, TOM, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE COME HERE! 1129 01:08:37,514 --> 01:08:38,982 THEY PLAN TO KILL YOU. 1130 01:08:39,015 --> 01:08:41,451 AND WITH YOUR CHOICE OF WEAPONS. 1131 01:08:41,485 --> 01:08:44,421 GET BEHIND ME. THAT WILL SERVE LITTLE PURPOSE, CREATURE. 1132 01:08:44,454 --> 01:08:47,791 WE HAVE SEEN THE AWESOME POWER OF THE MAGIC CANDLE. 1133 01:08:47,824 --> 01:08:50,594 IT WILL ANNIHILATE YOU BOTH IN A FLASH. 1134 01:08:50,627 --> 01:08:52,529 NOW, MORDRED, DO THE HONORS. 1135 01:08:52,562 --> 01:08:55,131 ANY PARTING WORDS, AMERICAN? 1136 01:08:55,165 --> 01:08:57,434 WELL, I'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO SANDY FOR A SECOND, 1137 01:08:57,467 --> 01:08:58,535 IF IT'S OKAY. 1138 01:08:58,568 --> 01:09:00,670 BE BRIEF. ALL RIGHT. 1139 01:09:00,704 --> 01:09:02,972 SANDY, IN CASE I DON'T PULL THIS OFF, 1140 01:09:03,006 --> 01:09:05,342 I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I REALLY GROOVE ON YOU. 1141 01:09:05,375 --> 01:09:07,110 AND MY IDEA OF HEAVEN 1142 01:09:07,143 --> 01:09:08,645 WOULD BE TO SPLIT A PIZZA AND A SIX-PACK 1143 01:09:08,678 --> 01:09:11,014 WHILE WATCHING THE SUPER BOWL ON TELEVISION. 1144 01:09:11,047 --> 01:09:14,684 MAYBE SMOOCH A LITTLE AT THE HALF. 1145 01:09:14,718 --> 01:09:16,786 WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 1146 01:09:16,820 --> 01:09:18,655 ANY NEWS OF FATHER? 1147 01:09:18,688 --> 01:09:22,992 DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME? I JUST TOLD YOU I LOVED YOU. 1148 01:09:23,026 --> 01:09:25,061 I'M NOT GOING ALL THROUGH THAT AGAIN. 1149 01:09:27,063 --> 01:09:29,899 ON THE OTHER HAND, 1150 01:09:29,933 --> 01:09:34,037 IF IT'S BETWEEN YOU AND OAF... 1151 01:09:34,070 --> 01:09:35,839 I'LL TAKE YOU. 1152 01:09:35,872 --> 01:09:38,708 GREAT. PULL DOWN MY VISOR AND GET BEHIND ME. 1153 01:09:38,742 --> 01:09:40,076 YES. 1154 01:09:41,578 --> 01:09:42,879 FIRE AT WILL, MORDRED! 1155 01:09:45,749 --> 01:09:47,884 [yelling and commotion] 1156 01:09:47,917 --> 01:09:52,389 MORDRED, CEASE BEFORE YOU DESTROY YOUR ENTIRE FORCE. 1157 01:09:52,422 --> 01:09:54,391 HE HAS BEWITCHED IT. 1158 01:09:58,228 --> 01:10:00,096 [men yelling] 1159 01:10:05,235 --> 01:10:07,103 STOP THEM! 1160 01:10:13,943 --> 01:10:15,945 [shouting] 1161 01:10:22,252 --> 01:10:24,454 OAF, HOLD THESE TWO. 1162 01:10:24,488 --> 01:10:26,089 I'LL SETTLE WITH THEM LATER. 1163 01:10:26,122 --> 01:10:28,091 ON! TO THE TUNNEL! 1164 01:10:57,120 --> 01:10:59,656 [rooster crows] 1165 01:11:02,492 --> 01:11:05,094 6:00, AND ALL'S WELL! 1166 01:11:07,130 --> 01:11:08,832 [wood creaking] 1167 01:11:17,807 --> 01:11:18,808 COME ON. 1168 01:11:24,714 --> 01:11:28,652 OAF! OAF, LOOK. 1169 01:11:28,685 --> 01:11:30,086 TO EAT. 1170 01:11:30,119 --> 01:11:33,022 YOU... EAT. 1171 01:11:37,627 --> 01:11:39,796 [buzzing] 1172 01:11:39,829 --> 01:11:41,064 OH! 1173 01:11:47,871 --> 01:11:48,938 QUICK, SIT ON MY LAP. 1174 01:11:48,972 --> 01:11:50,139 I'LL DO NO SUCH THING! 1175 01:11:50,173 --> 01:11:51,675 SIT ON MY LAP! 1176 01:12:04,253 --> 01:12:06,523 BETTER PUT YOUR ARM AROUND ME... IT'S SAFER. 1177 01:12:11,094 --> 01:12:13,029 ARE YOU TAKING ME TO YOUR NEST? 1178 01:12:13,062 --> 01:12:15,164 NO. CAMELOT. 1179 01:12:15,198 --> 01:12:19,102 I HOPE IT'S GOT THE SAME LANDLORD WHEN WE GET THERE. 1180 01:12:23,873 --> 01:12:25,208 [metal clangs] 1181 01:12:43,126 --> 01:12:45,595 CAPTURE THE GATEHOUSE. 1182 01:12:55,138 --> 01:12:56,606 UGH! 1183 01:13:08,885 --> 01:13:10,086 LOOK, SIRE, IT'S TOM! 1184 01:13:10,119 --> 01:13:11,721 AAH! 1185 01:13:25,134 --> 01:13:26,670 [screeching] 1186 01:13:56,165 --> 01:13:58,167 AAH! OHH! 1187 01:13:59,335 --> 01:14:01,938 [shouting] 1188 01:14:06,175 --> 01:14:09,145 [shouting continues] 1189 01:14:12,716 --> 01:14:14,283 (King Arthur) WELL DONE! 1190 01:14:17,954 --> 01:14:19,856 ONCE MORE, THE GATEHOUSE! 1191 01:14:30,199 --> 01:14:32,001 AGH! [grunting] 1192 01:14:35,404 --> 01:14:36,706 COME ON! 1193 01:14:50,353 --> 01:14:54,057 STAND TO! 1194 01:14:57,026 --> 01:15:01,264 [swords clanging] 1195 01:15:13,877 --> 01:15:15,378 (Mordred) LOWER THE DRAWBRIDGE! 1196 01:15:26,289 --> 01:15:28,224 RAISE THE PORTCULLIS! 1197 01:15:46,275 --> 01:15:48,311 [shouting] 1198 01:15:50,213 --> 01:15:52,315 [shouting continues] 1199 01:16:12,268 --> 01:16:14,237 THANK YOU, TOM. WELL DONE. 1200 01:16:14,270 --> 01:16:15,905 THANK YOU. WELL DONE. 1201 01:16:15,939 --> 01:16:20,276 NEVER HAVE SO MANY OWED SO MUCH TO ONE MAN. 1202 01:16:20,309 --> 01:16:22,345 WHAT A NICE THOUGHT. 1203 01:16:36,860 --> 01:16:39,195 [sputtering] HA! 1204 01:16:48,004 --> 01:16:50,139 [sputtering continues] 1205 01:17:07,156 --> 01:17:08,157 (man) LOOK OUT! 1206 01:17:10,493 --> 01:17:13,129 SIR BREWER, STOP THOSE BOWMEN! 1207 01:17:15,899 --> 01:17:17,133 OH, GAWAIN. 1208 01:17:17,166 --> 01:17:19,168 I'VE TOLD YOU BEFORE, 1209 01:17:19,202 --> 01:17:21,470 NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON THE ENEMY. 1210 01:17:21,504 --> 01:17:23,272 IT'S QUITE DANGEROUS. 1211 01:17:23,306 --> 01:17:25,008 AND IT'S NO WAY TO BE FOUND AFTER THE BATTLE. 1212 01:17:25,041 --> 01:17:26,876 [grunting] AGH! 1213 01:17:31,047 --> 01:17:34,217 (Tom) CLARENCE! SANDY! 1214 01:17:34,250 --> 01:17:37,320 THE WINCH! COME, CLARENCE, HURRY! 1215 01:17:43,059 --> 01:17:44,360 FREE THE WINCH! 1216 01:17:46,329 --> 01:17:48,998 (Tom) NO, NO! 1217 01:17:49,032 --> 01:17:50,533 NO, NO, NO! 1218 01:17:52,535 --> 01:17:55,304 OKAY, NOW LOWER ME DOWN TO THE LEDGE. 1219 01:17:55,338 --> 01:17:58,875 WE ARE TO LOWER HIM TO THE LEDGE. 1220 01:18:11,420 --> 01:18:15,224 MAKE THEM PAY DEARLY FOR EVERY INCH! 1221 01:18:29,405 --> 01:18:31,074 HERMES? 1222 01:18:32,742 --> 01:18:34,410 ACTIVATE ALL SYSTEMS. 1223 01:18:38,748 --> 01:18:43,086 FIRE ROCKET ENGINES ONE, TWO, AND THREE. 1224 01:18:49,292 --> 01:18:51,594 [screaming] 1225 01:19:16,452 --> 01:19:19,122 THE AMERICAN'S WINGS MUST BE CLIPPED 1226 01:19:19,155 --> 01:19:22,158 IF WE ARE TO SAVE THE DAY. 1227 01:19:27,296 --> 01:19:30,766 [engines throttle down] 1228 01:19:30,800 --> 01:19:35,004 DO NOT FEAR THE CONTRIVANCE! IT HAS NO POWER. 1229 01:19:35,038 --> 01:19:37,306 (Tom) ENGAGE LEFT VERNIER THRUSTER. 1230 01:19:40,276 --> 01:19:41,277 AAH! 1231 01:19:46,015 --> 01:19:47,616 ACTIVATE ALL VERNIER THRUSTERS 1232 01:19:47,650 --> 01:19:50,286 AS YOUR SENSORS WARN OF APPROACHING DANGER. 1233 01:19:50,319 --> 01:19:52,721 [soldiers grunting, swords clanging] 1234 01:19:54,623 --> 01:19:56,025 AAH! 1235 01:20:20,516 --> 01:20:21,650 AAH! 1236 01:20:26,189 --> 01:20:28,191 [grunting] 1237 01:20:28,224 --> 01:20:29,492 WHOA! WHOA! 1238 01:20:29,525 --> 01:20:31,160 TAKE ME BACK UP TO THE LEDGE! 1239 01:20:31,194 --> 01:20:34,197 YOU'RE TOO HEAVY! 1240 01:21:07,396 --> 01:21:09,765 ♪ OH, SAY, CAN YOU SEE 1241 01:21:14,203 --> 01:21:16,239 HERMES, CLOSE THE HATCH. 1242 01:21:23,412 --> 01:21:26,115 HOLD ON, CLARENCE. NOT SO FAST! 1243 01:21:31,387 --> 01:21:34,657 DESTROY THE AMERICAN. HE IS OUR NEMESIS. 1244 01:21:36,392 --> 01:21:40,263 HERMES, SET BOTH MAGNETIC FIELDS ON "PULSE." 1245 01:21:47,670 --> 01:21:51,874 [humming] 1246 01:21:51,907 --> 01:21:53,842 [screaming] 1247 01:21:57,280 --> 01:22:00,116 HE MUST BE DESTROYED. GET HIM! 1248 01:22:12,261 --> 01:22:13,329 GET HIM, I SAY! 1249 01:22:13,362 --> 01:22:14,930 [humming continues] 1250 01:22:14,964 --> 01:22:17,533 [screaming continues] 1251 01:22:20,769 --> 01:22:23,472 A PURSE FOR THE MAN WHO FINISHES HIM. 1252 01:22:36,319 --> 01:22:38,654 INCREASE POWER, BOTH MAGNETIC FIELDS. 1253 01:22:41,324 --> 01:22:45,661 [humming increases] 1254 01:22:52,835 --> 01:22:56,239 CLARENCE! IS THIS GETTING HEAVIER? 1255 01:23:12,688 --> 01:23:15,358 KING SAID THIS ARMOR WAS SOLID GOLD. 1256 01:23:15,391 --> 01:23:16,559 IT'S NOT. 1257 01:23:21,864 --> 01:23:23,532 MM! 1258 01:23:31,374 --> 01:23:33,876 I THINK HE'S IN TROUBLE. WHAT KIND? 1259 01:23:33,909 --> 01:23:37,213 IT'S DIFFICULT TO SAY, BUT DON'T LOOK, SANDY. 1260 01:23:45,588 --> 01:23:47,223 AAH! 1261 01:23:48,391 --> 01:23:51,260 OH. AAH! 1262 01:23:55,398 --> 01:23:58,234 HERMES, CUT THE POWER! 1263 01:24:10,913 --> 01:24:12,748 COME ON, FATHER. 1264 01:24:21,824 --> 01:24:25,027 KING, TAKE 'EM DOWNTOWN AND BOOK 'EM. 1265 01:24:25,060 --> 01:24:28,497 THANK YOU, TOM. WE OWE YOU OUR KINGDOM. 1266 01:24:31,500 --> 01:24:34,470 VICTORY! 1267 01:24:34,503 --> 01:24:36,505 [cheering] 1268 01:24:43,946 --> 01:24:47,350 HOORAY! HOORAY! 1269 01:24:48,651 --> 01:24:51,019 [cheering continues] 1270 01:25:06,034 --> 01:25:07,570 GEE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 1271 01:25:07,603 --> 01:25:09,438 THIS IS SUCH DISTINGUISHED COMPANY. 1272 01:25:09,472 --> 01:25:13,509 KING ARTHUR, SIR LANCELOT, SIR GALAHAD... 1273 01:25:13,542 --> 01:25:15,878 SIR GAWAIN. SIR GAWAIN. 1274 01:25:17,613 --> 01:25:18,914 I WILL RETIRE THIS CHAIR, THOMAS. 1275 01:25:18,947 --> 01:25:20,416 AND IF EVER YOU RETURN, 1276 01:25:20,449 --> 01:25:22,485 YOUR PLACE AT THE ROUND TABLE WILL BE HERE. 1277 01:25:22,518 --> 01:25:26,121 BOY, THEY'RE NEVER GONNA BELIEVE THIS AT THE CAPE. 1278 01:25:26,155 --> 01:25:28,324 YES, THEY WILL! 1279 01:25:33,028 --> 01:25:35,364 EVERYBODY, GROUP UP THERE FOR THE PHOTOGRAPH. 1280 01:25:37,400 --> 01:25:38,534 THE WHAT? 1281 01:25:38,567 --> 01:25:40,569 DON'T WORRY. I'LL SHOW YA IN A MINUTE. 1282 01:25:42,405 --> 01:25:44,373 ALL RIGHT, NOW. BUNCH IN, BUNCH IN. 1283 01:25:44,407 --> 01:25:45,974 SANDY, YOU AND YOUR FATHER GET OVER HERE. 1284 01:25:46,008 --> 01:25:47,643 SIR GAWAIN, YOU GO HERE. KING, YOU MOVE... 1285 01:25:47,676 --> 01:25:49,345 CLARENCE, SCRUNCH IN NEXT TO THE KING. 1286 01:25:49,378 --> 01:25:52,548 PUT YOUR ARM AROUND HIM, KING. GO ON, GO ON, HURRY UP. 1287 01:25:52,581 --> 01:25:54,016 AND EVERYBODY SAY "CHEESE." 1288 01:25:54,049 --> 01:25:55,584 (ALL) CHEESE? 1289 01:25:58,554 --> 01:26:03,025 NOW, KING, THIS IS WHAT I MEAN BY A PHOTOGRAPH. 1290 01:26:03,058 --> 01:26:04,860 THAT'S ME! 1291 01:26:04,893 --> 01:26:06,629 YEAH. IT'S THE WHOLE GANG. 1292 01:26:06,662 --> 01:26:08,364 HERE, KING. NOW, YOU TAKE THIS. 1293 01:26:08,397 --> 01:26:11,367 WHEN MERLIN GETS OUT, IT'LL DRIVE HIM BANANAS. 1294 01:26:11,400 --> 01:26:12,901 BANANAS? YEP. 1295 01:26:15,070 --> 01:26:18,073 UH, SANDY, COULD I TALK TO YOU FOR JUST A SECOND? 1296 01:26:34,089 --> 01:26:38,126 WELL... I'M GOING NOW. 1297 01:26:40,195 --> 01:26:42,598 I WISH I COULD TAKE YOU WITH ME. 1298 01:26:45,067 --> 01:26:47,903 SO MANY THINGS I'D LIKE TO SHOW YOU. 1299 01:26:49,638 --> 01:26:53,075 MY OLD MG AND MY TEN-SPEED. 1300 01:26:54,943 --> 01:26:58,614 SPACE MOUNTAIN, THE GRAND CANYON. 1301 01:26:58,647 --> 01:27:00,949 THAT WOULD BE VERY NICE. 1302 01:27:04,052 --> 01:27:08,090 BUT I JUST DON'T KNOW IF YOU'D SURVIVE THE TRIP. 1303 01:27:08,123 --> 01:27:11,494 YOU COULD AGE 1,000 YEARS BEFORE WE EVEN REENTERED. 1304 01:27:13,896 --> 01:27:16,131 I UNDERSTAND. 1305 01:27:16,164 --> 01:27:18,567 AND THANK YOU ONCE AGAIN 1306 01:27:18,601 --> 01:27:20,536 FOR GETTING MERLIN TO CHANGE MY FATHER BACK 1307 01:27:20,569 --> 01:27:22,070 INTO HIS OLD SELF. 1308 01:27:23,739 --> 01:27:24,840 SURE. 1309 01:27:26,775 --> 01:27:28,110 WOULD... 1310 01:27:28,143 --> 01:27:30,779 WOULD YOU GIVE THIS TO HERMES, PLEASE? 1311 01:27:33,749 --> 01:27:35,017 SURE. 1312 01:27:41,189 --> 01:27:44,026 WELL... BYE. 1313 01:28:08,183 --> 01:28:11,487 CLARENCE, I WANT TO THANK YOU. 1314 01:28:11,520 --> 01:28:13,121 YOU HELPED CHANGE THE COURSE OF HISTORY. 1315 01:28:13,155 --> 01:28:15,290 DID I? 1316 01:28:15,324 --> 01:28:17,159 YOU CERTAINLY DID. 1317 01:28:18,861 --> 01:28:20,696 OH... THANK YOU, HERMES. 1318 01:28:20,729 --> 01:28:23,198 THIS IS A TOKEN OF OUR APPRECIATION. 1319 01:28:34,242 --> 01:28:37,212 IF IT FAILS, WILL SIR TOM BE STAYING ON WITH US? 1320 01:28:37,245 --> 01:28:39,047 IF IT FAILS, WE HAVE A PERMANENT PLACE FOR HIM 1321 01:28:39,081 --> 01:28:40,148 IN THE MAIN CHAPEL. 1322 01:28:40,182 --> 01:28:42,117 YES, BUT... DON'T BOTHER ME, GAWAIN. 1323 01:28:42,150 --> 01:28:43,686 I HAVE IMPORTANT WORK TO DO. 1324 01:28:45,187 --> 01:28:47,790 IT'S FROM HIS UNCLE SAM. 1325 01:28:47,823 --> 01:28:49,792 REALLY? HOW NICE. 1326 01:28:49,825 --> 01:28:53,228 [brief Yankee Doodle strains] 1327 01:29:26,795 --> 01:29:28,196 [click, click] 1328 01:29:28,230 --> 01:29:30,866 MINUS TEN AND COUNTING. 1329 01:29:30,899 --> 01:29:33,168 [click] NINE, EIGHT... 1330 01:29:33,201 --> 01:29:35,070 LET'S SEE IF WE CAN GET THIS THING OFF THE GROUND. 1331 01:29:35,103 --> 01:29:39,608 ...FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE. 1332 01:29:39,642 --> 01:29:40,943 IGNITION! [click] 1333 01:29:43,245 --> 01:29:45,247 [screaming] 1334 01:29:45,280 --> 01:29:46,782 BLAST OFF. 1335 01:30:01,329 --> 01:30:03,265 WE HAVE LIFTOFF. 1336 01:30:06,001 --> 01:30:08,103 WE DID IT! 1337 01:30:08,136 --> 01:30:10,739 [cheers and applause] 1338 01:30:46,208 --> 01:30:47,710 FROM SANDY. 1339 01:30:54,182 --> 01:30:57,920 "DEAR HERMES, I THINK YOU ARE SWEET 1340 01:30:57,953 --> 01:30:59,955 "AND I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER YOU FONDLY. 1341 01:30:59,988 --> 01:31:04,159 "BUT THERE CAN NEVER BE ANYTHING SERIOUS BETWEEN US. 1342 01:31:04,192 --> 01:31:05,961 "I HAVE GIVEN THE MATTER A LOT OF THOUGHT, 1343 01:31:05,994 --> 01:31:07,262 "AND I LIKE TOM BEST. 1344 01:31:07,295 --> 01:31:11,433 "BUT IT WAS NOT AN EASY DECISION. 1345 01:31:11,466 --> 01:31:13,001 ALISANDE." 1346 01:31:25,047 --> 01:31:26,314 READY? 1347 01:31:36,725 --> 01:31:39,161 I HOPE WE'RE WINDING THE CLOCK THE RIGHT WAY. 1348 01:31:39,194 --> 01:31:41,063 YEAR 680. 1349 01:31:41,096 --> 01:31:42,297 GOOD MAN. 1350 01:31:42,330 --> 01:31:44,166 [beep] ROBOT. 1351 01:31:45,267 --> 01:31:46,969 [honking] 1352 01:31:47,002 --> 01:31:50,238 WE'RE TRAVELING 29,000 MILES A SECOND, 1353 01:31:50,272 --> 01:31:52,908 AND SOMEBODY WANTS US TO MOVE OVER? 1354 01:31:54,743 --> 01:31:57,345 OH! SO THAT'S WHERE YOU'VE BEEN LATELY. 1355 01:31:57,379 --> 01:31:59,882 WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT. "FATHER" LAID AN EGG. 1356 01:31:59,915 --> 01:32:02,017 HOW COULD WE HAVE BEEN SO WRONG? 1357 01:32:03,118 --> 01:32:06,254 NOT BAD FOR A GOOSE MORE THAN 100 YEARS OLD. 1358 01:32:06,288 --> 01:32:08,857 YOU'RE RIGHT. 1359 01:32:08,891 --> 01:32:10,025 YOU'RE RIGHT! 1360 01:32:10,058 --> 01:32:12,194 HE... SHE HASN'T CHANGED A BIT! 1361 01:32:12,227 --> 01:32:14,196 LOOK AT HER FEATHERS, LOOK AT HER EYES. 1362 01:32:14,229 --> 01:32:16,031 DON'T YOU SEE? 1363 01:32:16,064 --> 01:32:18,366 THAT MEANS THAT SANDY WOULDN'T AGE EITHER! 1364 01:32:18,400 --> 01:32:22,204 HERMES, RIGHT VERNIER THRUSTER, 180 DEGREES. 1365 01:32:33,148 --> 01:32:36,184 WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH HER? 1366 01:32:36,218 --> 01:32:39,387 YOU MEAN, WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH HER ON EARTH? 1367 01:32:39,421 --> 01:32:41,189 LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER. 1368 01:32:41,223 --> 01:32:43,125 ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO 1369 01:32:43,158 --> 01:32:45,393 IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS? 90054