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You're going to be the Chocolate Princess.

Esther...

What did you do to your sister? In the bathtub, right away.

Rub her properly with the sponge.

Stay here with her, you must watch her.

I'll be right there.

Let's see...

I have to look after you because I'm your big sister.

Hi.

Don't you want dinner? I've got some salad left over.

Are you all right?

I'm perfectly fine.

MARIA: Can I sleep with you tonight?

GUSTAVO: Of course!!!

You have your PJs here :))

PERFECT LIFE

WHEN EVERYTHING COLLAPSES

SEVENTH MONTH

Morning.

Morning.

You smell great.

Did you sleep all right?

Fantastic.

Really fantastic.

You don't appreciate a bed till you've been on a couch seven months.

What?

Look...

I know that we said we'd take it slowly but...

you sleep here almost every night.

And Juanito will be here soon.

-That won't be his name. -Okay, all right.

The baby, then.

I don't know.

Think about it.

We could turn my office into his room.

-Pablo, are you dressing Paula? -Yes.

Hurry, please, I have an early meeting.

Coming, coming.

If I don't drink water in five minutes, I'll die.

What are you doing half-dressed?

Pablo, Paula is running around in knickers.

No, sweetheart, no.

Pablo, come and watch over Martina.

I'll need ten minutes. Come on, let's get changed.

Be right back, sweetie. Hurry!

I'm running late, Leire.

Come on, finish it off. Otherwise Mummy will kill me and with good reason.

-No more. -No more?

Okay, doesn't matter. Whatever.

-Mum. -María...

-Do you know where your sister is? -No.

We've called her to wish her happy birthday and she isn't picking up.

She must be working.

Did you wish her happy birthday?

It's 10.15am, Mum.

-She's been acting weird. -Because she is weird.

Don't say that.

-You're living at her place. -I'm saying it with love.

-Tell her to throw a party. -She hears you loud and clear.

-It's on speaker mode. -Throw her a party or something.

I can't throw a party, I'm super busy.

Send us the latest ultrasound image of Juanito.

That won't be his name. You're all obsessed.

I'm super busy now, really. Love you.

Ciao.

INCOMING CALL MARÍA

Shall we go to Cádiz in the van?

What are you on about? Now?

Yeah, come on, let's go.

No way, I have exams in ten days.

Exactly, so you can relax. It'll be bloody great for you.

-No. -I bet you know it all off by heart.

You always get great marks. You're a swot. Okay, listen up.

-"Mechanisms and materials." -Cut it out.

-Go on, answer it. -No, dude.

-Answer me. -I'm not going anywhere,

I have to study.

Come on. We'll grab some mushrooms and go to the seaside?

I'm stressed...

Are you thirteen years old or what?

Actually no, I'm not thirteen.

I'm 40, and today is my damn birthday.

I've got the bloody day off.

Don't you fancy spending it with me? Don't you?

Here, keep your shitty mechanics!

You're gonna fail it, you know.

I don't know why you're in such a rush to get back with Gustavo.

You haven't had any time to enjoy being single. None.

You overrate being single.

-And you overrate marriage. -Yes.

What's happening with Xosé?

What do you mean? Nothing.

Come off it, María, you really fell for the guy.

Okay, I fell for him, past tense. End of story.

And you'll never see him again?

You can live with Gustavo and see Xosé whenever.

It's okay.

We don't all need lovers.

I think it's fine if you have them. But it's not me.

I'm not saying you need it.

I'm saying that if you fancy seeing Xosé,

I don't understand why you can't see him.

And here's a newsflash about lovers:

they're a bloody amazing dopamine fix.

It's brilliant for stress. Brilliant.

Why not go and live by yourself?

You can figure it out from there. Calmly.

Because I don't want to live by myself. The baby is nearly due...

You know? I want a normal family.

Normal?

I want a normal family, go to the beach with them on Sundays.

You take the car, go to the beach, look for a place, set up the parasol.

You take out a Tupperware, then all eat water melon from it.

You missed out the bit about not finding a bloody place to park,

the beach is chock-a-block, the kids can't swim, the sun is scorching.

And when you get the Tupperware out... it's warm.

The bloody watermelon Tupperware is always warm.

That's what I want.

My warm watermelon in a Tupperware.

You can do that with Gari.

By the way, did you tell him about Gus?

No.

I'm afraid he'll take it badly.

Right.

How are things?

I'm good.

Yeah.

How's it going with Pablo?

Same old, same old.

Cris...

I'm good.

I have to go or I'll be late.

Give me a hug. Come here.

Love you.

Love you too.

Love you, Juanito, sweetie.

His name isn't Juanito.

-Wish me luck with the hearing. -Good luck.

-Call you later. -Okay.

-Hi. -Hi.

Can we talk for a minute?

-Yeah. Sure, come in. -Yeah?

But first, I'll show you something.

-Yeah? -Wait and see, you'll really like it.

-Ready? -Yeah.

-Sure? -Sure.

Okay then, one, two, three... There!

Ta-daa!

Juanito's room! What do you say?

-What...? Good. -Yeah?

-Great. -Like it?

I love it.

There are still things missing.

They all helped me. It was a team effort, right?

You all put a lot of work into it.

Hey, your belly has got a lot bigger.

She's seven months gone. Right?

-Honestly? -Yes, I haven't seen you for a while.

And so what did you want to talk about?

Well...

-Maybe I'll come back another time... -No, no.

-You're all here... -No, we'll go.

-Let's get a drink. -Sure?

-You want privacy, huh? -Oh, they wanna discuss stuff...

There are refreshments in the fridge.

Okay.

So, what's up?

I came to tell you something about my life,

which affects you in a way.

Well, not you, it affects Juanito.

I know that won't be his name, but it just came out.

What do you want to tell me?

I'm back with Gustavo.

Oh! The guy who left and dumped you?

Yeah, he left, but he's back.

And, the thing is...

I think that...

you need to know...

we plan to live together.

Well, we're thinking of living together.

-Well, that's normal, isn't it? -Yeah, I guess.

That's the normal thing.

And when the baby is born, he'll live with Gus as well.

It's important you meet him,

because he'll spend a lot of time with him and you're his dad.

I think it's weird you don't know each other.

We're going to look at prams this afternoon.

Remember we're going to look at prams?

-Remember? -Yeah, yeah, prams.

So it's perfect. You both come along

-and can meet each other. -Okay.

Yeah.

-Do you think that's okay? -Yeah.

Hello.

May I have a gown, please?

A clean one, okay?

Excuse me, we wash them every week.

Do you wish to talk with REPENTANTMARRIEDGUY?

KITTYONHEAT84: Hi, RepentantMarriedGuy

REPENTANTMARRIEDGUY: Fancy playing, Kitty?

KITTYONHEAT84: And what do you want to play?

REPENTANTMARRIEDGUY: You a repentant married woman too?

KITTYONHEAT84: Do you like married women?

REPENTANTMARRIEDGUY: No, looks like your husband doesn't give you what you need.

KITTYONHEAT84: Quit talking about my husband, okay?

REPENTANTMARRIEDGUY: If you want, we can talk about your two daughters.

Who the hell are you?

I'm your boring husband.

-Hello. -Hi.

You meet at last.

Gari, Gustavo. Gustavo, Gari.

-Hello. -Pleased to meet you.

-María told me a lot about you. -Yeah.

Shall we choose a pram and grab some dinner?

I'd rather eat alone at home.

That's fine. We'll have dinner some other time.

-Yeah. -Sure.

Bet there are people who've studied engineering

and spend their entire lives perfecting these prams.

Look, this is for coffee.

-Can I help you? -Yes, please.

-We're looking for a pram. -Sure.

And I need to pee.

-Back there on the right. -Just a sec.

Thanks. I'll be right back.

-All right. -Thanks.

Not long to go, huh? Nervous?

I have a four-year-old, a month before he was born

I was more hysterical than my wife.

Is it a boy or a girl?

Boy.

-Yes, you see, I'm not the father. -No...

I'm the father.

Ah, great.

As for prams, this one is definitely the best.

-Right. -Great value for money.

Very good material, comfortable, stable...

Folds up like a dream.

Do you have a car?

No.

I don't have a driving license yet.

Oh, all right.

I got mine when my kid was born.

Happy birthday, Esther.

I've called you a few times, can't track you down.

See you later. I'll pop by your place, okay?

Love you lots, sis.

Ciao.

Yes, it has everything.

Careful.

Yes, but careful, okay?

It's the latest model.

You can take out the seat and add the carrycot. Marvellous.

This is real leather. Feel it.

And this has safety features...?

Of course, absolutely... Safety harness...

-Hi. -Hi.

Wow, it's been ages.

How's it going?

Great.

And how about you?

Great, terrific.

Actually, today is my birthday. I'm throwing a tropical party.

It's my 40th.

-Forty. -I know.

I wanted to call you, honestly, but I didn't know if you wanted or...

There's no normal tofu.

-It's okay. That one is fine. -Yeah?

Let me introduce you to Ruth.

-Ruth, Esther. -Hi there.

-Nice to meet you. -Same here.

And these two little ones are Olivia and Cristina.

Gosh...

-Non-identical twins? -That's right.

How's your painting going?

Remember I told you that Esther is a painter?

-Well, she's an artist. -Great. I love art.

Yeah, everything is terrific.

-I'm going to exhibit at the MACBA. -Wow!

-Get out of here! -I can hardly believe it.

-Congrats. -It's like a dream.

I've just started a new series

about nooks and crannies, obscure places.

I'm working on the bidet and toilet brush right now.

-Okay. -DJ Meneo will be coming.

-So if you fancy stopping by. -Send us invites, okay?

-Please. -We'd love to see it.

We have to go. I'm so glad to have seen you.

Bye. It was a pleasure. Say goodbye!

-Ciao. -Ciao.

MARIA

It's me, Cris. You're not picking up.

I've left messages. Have a great birthday.

Lots of love, speak later. Kisses, call me.

Happy birthday!

I wanted to say it in person, but there's no sign of you...

Are you all right?

They're going a big mad at work. I've covered for you, but...

We love you so much, sweetheart. We're very proud of you.

It's lovely what you're doing for your sister.

Say something to her.

Happy birthday, I love you to bits.

The sky's the limit for you.

Because you're an extraordinary person who...

Hi, Esther.

You should have said it's your birthday.

I don't know, never mind.

We're at different stages in our lives...

and I guess the best thing is if we split up.

I hope it all really works out for you.

Honestly, I want you to be happy, okay?

Lots of love. Oh, and happy birthday.

You lied to my fucking face!

That's why you don't want more kids? So you can screw around like a whore.

How many have you slept with?

-Fifteen, twenty, two hundred? -The girls!

Now you're worried about them?

So go and tell them a story about their mother on heat 84.

That's the problem.

I'm your daughters' mum.

That's what I've become: their mum.

You don't see me as a woman anymore, something's wrong with us.

Pablo...

Look at me.

Tell me you've never slept with anyone.

On a shoot, a trip... When I'm at home with the kids...

Never?

No.

Dude!

I'm so sorry. I'm sorry I lied to you.

I'm sorry.

We've been in crisis for three years.

Three years almost without looking at one other, without touching each other.

And you've only reacted

because I slept with five guys I'll never see again.

So, it was five?

Where the hell are you going now?

It wasn't that bad in the end.

-It went well, didn't it? -Yeah, great.

It was weird to start with...

-But then we got over it. -Yeah.

-There was chemistry. -Yeah, it was good.

-Gari is really nice. -Yeah.

He'll be a wonderful dad.

And you'll be a wonderful mum.

And you'll be a wonderful stepfather.

-See you tomorrow? -Yeah.

Hey...

And if we carry on where we left off?

At a notary's?

No.

Making wedding plans.

Are you asking to marry me?

I think so.

All right.

I do.

Yeah?

I do, too.

-That's why I asked you. -Sure.

-It's a deal. -It's a deal.

-Love you -Love you, too.

God...

I wanted to order something to eat, please.

What sort of pasta do you have?

Oh, great. No, that's perfect.

...the first part and quite confidently.

Brian Roberts, passes without looking. Steals it from Brizuela.

Shermadini on the floor.

Movistar Estudiantes run with it. Caner Medley...

-Foul? -Bad sportsmanship.

Happy...

What's wrong?

Welcome to my party.

I bumped into Núria.

She was with her new girlfriend, she's had two gorgeous baby girls.

Gosh.

I'm sorry.

She couldn't just have one, of course not.

She had two.

That's her decision.

You're covered in paint.

Shall I give you a bath?

I'll give you a bath, okay? And then we can have dinner together.

Fancy that?

People have kids, María. And a family.

And I've got presbionics.

-You've got what? -Presbionics.

Presbyopia?

I can't see things close up.

Well...

You wear glasses.

But the pharmacy ones are ugly and they make your eyes look big.

And my face is weird anyway...

No it isn't. You have a lovely face.

And besides, it's your birthday.

Look, I've brought you something.

-You bought me a Swiss roll? -Yeah.

-Were there no Pink Panthers? -No.

Do you like it?

Go on, blow it out. Make a wish.

Make a wish.