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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: You guys, so much to talk about.
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First, Jane and Raf.
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They had a son named Mateo, who was quite a handful.
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So we would like you
to get him an aide.
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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
So they got him one.
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Also in need of a helping hand: Jane's father, Rogelio.
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See, he quit his reality show and was being sued.
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And his lawyer?
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Well, that would be Xo's fiancé, Bruce.
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Or at least he was her fiancé, until...
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Do you still have
feelings for Rogelio?
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I don't know.
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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
I know.
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Straight out of a telenovela, right?
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Which brings me to Raf's other baby mama, Petra,
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and her twin sister, Anezka.
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See, Anezka used to date Scott,
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but Scott turned up dead, and Anezka's gone missing.
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We need to get in touch
with your sister.
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Good luck. I haven't spoken
to her in three years.
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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Luckily, Detective Dennis was on it.
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You remember Dennis, right?
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Used to be Michael's partner? Anyway, he noticed
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Petra was acting all shady, which she was,
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partly because she moved Scott's bones
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off her property line and over to the Fairwick.
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Unfortunately, that was her boyfriend
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Chuck's hotel, and he was pissed.
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And then, well, this happened.
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I know.
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OMG, right?
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Oh, and did I mention?
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Alba's longtime crush, Jorge, had finally asked her out.
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So, yeah.
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Things are getting hot up in here.
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It should be noted that Jane Gloriana Villanueva
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had been passionately in love
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with exactly three men in her life.
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The first was...
(record scratches)
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Actually, I'm not ready to introduce him yet.
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We'll get there.
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The second, of course, was Michael.
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Then Rafael.
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Then Michael again.
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And then...
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well, Jane's life became very much not about romantic love.
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But three years, six months and 42 days later...
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she finally felt open.
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Or at least open to being open.
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(sighs)
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Oy!
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Ah, yes.
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It certainly was.
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I mean...
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yeah, a little.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Certainly more than
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the coffee stain on the tablecloth yesterday.
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(chuckles)
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(door opens)
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Morning, Mom.
How you feeling?
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I'm okay.
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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
You'll recall
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Xiomara had just broken up with Bruce.
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Okay. Well, let us know
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if you need anything.
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(door closes)
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So, what do you think about
the dress? I can return it.
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Yeah?
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MATEO:
Mommy! Mommy!
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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
He doesn't.
Where's my raincoat?
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(stomps)
I need it for show-and-tell,
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and it has
indoor pockets.
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Mommy said she'd find it!
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Calm down, Mateo.
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I've looked for
it everywhere,
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and it's not here,
but I will find it
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and drop it off,
okay? I promise.
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Now go get
yourself dressed.
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Mommy has to
get to work,
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and Abuela's gonna
drop you off at school.
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Why do you look so nice?
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(chuckles)
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Why, thank you, Mateo.
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Just a good mood today.
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(growls)
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(sighs)
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Abuela!
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Mm-hmm.
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(giggles)
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♪ ♪
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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
And, friends, it was as though
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the world suddenly became brighter.
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♪ Cuatro ♪
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♪ Cool like that ♪
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♪ Cool like ♪
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♪ Cool like that ♪
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♪ Cool like ♪
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♪ Cool ♪
♪ Hola, papi ♪
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♪ You wanna licky my ice cream ♪
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♪ Cool like that ♪
♪ Como aqua para chocolata ♪
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♪ Cool like that ♪
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♪ You're the whiskers
of the kitty cat... ♪
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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: All right, things are looking up.
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♪ Cool like that. ♪
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So, yeah, like Alba said,
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love is in the air.
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Or, at least, it was last night.
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I just texted the nannies
to take the girls to school.
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That's great.
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Mm.
Uh, hey,
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so... last night was...
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A onetime thing.
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We were both drunk.
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Feeling low.
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Exactly.
(sighs)
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It's not gonna happen
again, so let's just...
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Yeah.
...move on, yeah?
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No need to
tell anyone.
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Especially Jane.
Agreed.
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It's just, my-my clothes
are in the living room.
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Oh.
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Hey, Raf,
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it's me.
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Uh, Jane! H-Hang on!
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Uh, coming.
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Don't worry, I'm just grabbing
something for Mateo
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before I start
my shift. And...
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I have coffee.
(chuckles)
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So, what do you
need of Mateo's?
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I'm happy to
just grab it.
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JANE: His yellow raincoat.
He needs it for show-and-tell.
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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Wow.
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That's more show than tell.
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Good morning, Jane.
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Do you mind?
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RAFAEL: Jane, listen,
come on. Hey, Jane.
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That was just, it was
a, it was a mutually
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agreed upon mistake, okay?
No, I know what that was.
Really, it's none
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of my business.
You don't have to tell me.
It won't happen again.
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Can we just, can we
just not talk about it?
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Yep. Never sounds good to me.
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Great.
Mm-hmm.
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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: All right, look who got dressed.
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Oh, God, not again.
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What now?
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We're here to
offer you a deal.
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Why would I need a deal?
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I already told you everything
I know about Scott's burn book.
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And I was accounted for
the night he disappeared.
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We know you moved his bones.
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By bones, you mean...?
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His skeleton.
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Got a statement
from Chuck Chesser,
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who says you told him
you, quote,
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"Scootched them over."
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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Dana! That's her name.
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I knew it started with a "D."
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Now, we can
charge you with
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tampering with evidence,
but we won't,
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if you help us find your sister.
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I already told you we haven't,
we haven't spoken in years.
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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Oh, it's so sad
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when families grow apart
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after one sister paralyzes the other.
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Well, get in touch.
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But why do you, um,
want to question her?
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DANA: We've been
interviewing people
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mentioned in the burn book,
and one remembered
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Anezka and Scott
in a screaming match
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the night
he disappeared.
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And who is this witness?
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Just find your sister.
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JANE:
Ah, found it.
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Ah, thank God. 'Cause
the little dude
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really wanted to show
everyone that raincoat.
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(sighs)
Is there a story
about it?
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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
There is now.
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No idea. What happened?
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Skateboarding
accident.
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Ooh.
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Damn, mama.
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Look at you
in that dress.
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(chuckles) I was just trying
to mix things up.
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There's no try, there's only do.
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And you're doing it.
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All day long!
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(chuckles)
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JANE: I think he was flirting with me.
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I mean, it was
subtle, but...
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(clicks tongue)
Not even that subtle.
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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Now, that's what I call flirting.
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(sighs)
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Hello. Welcome.
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Are you sure you're
ready to listen?
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I was saying
that I think
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Mateo's aide is
flirting with me.
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I know, and I'm not quite
sure what to do-- ooh.
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(sighs)
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I know.
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And if it happens again,
I'll shut it down.
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You okay, Mom?
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Y-Yeah.
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I just feel bad
for hurting Bruce.
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He's been so great.
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But you couldn't marry him.
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You know, not if you
still have feelings for...
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(door opens, Rogelio yodels)
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Remember not to mention Bruce
or the breakup
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until the court
case is over.
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I don't want things
to be awkward.
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ROGELIO:
Can I just say,
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I love Bruce so much!
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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Too late.
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He got the reality show
to settle,
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so as soon as we agree
on a number,
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I'll be free and clear,
which is a good thing,
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because...
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drumroll, please.
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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Oh, sorry.
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(drumroll plays)
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I got the offer
for my new telenovela,
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so I'm formally inviting you all
to the first day of shooting.
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Ah, we wouldn't miss it.
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And Bruce, too,
of course.
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Is everything okay
with him, by the way?
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Yeah, he's great.
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Because he hasn't been
returning my texts.
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Oh, well, I'm sure he's just
busy with other cases.
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So, what's the next step
in the novela?
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A very important
special effects test
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with the network bigwigs.
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DIRECTOR:
Cut.
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Wow, that is looking
so realistic.
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Agreed. So realistic.
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And you, your charisma
leaps off the screen
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even at
a quarter inch tall.
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Thank you. So often,
I'm the big man in the room,
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so Los Viajes de Guillermo,
it's a refreshing change.
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Not to be paranoid,
but you are absolutely certain
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that your paperwork
will be signed
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by the time we start shooting?
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100% sure.
(sighs)
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Beyond a shadow
of a doubt.
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Great. That's what
we wanted to hear.
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Well... what
do you think?
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It's perfect.
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ALEX:
Little man.
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Tell Mommy
what you drew.
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It's a mouse going
to the doctor,
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like in the story we read.
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Well, I love it, and I can't
wait to hear the story.
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(gasps, mutters)
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He sat there for 20
minutes. Great focus.
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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
And, friends,
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that's when Jane's radar went off.
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(whirring, beeping)
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(alarm buzzing)
257
00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:26,851
Alex, uh, listen, you're great,
258
00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:29,087
but this is strictly
a professional relationship.
259
00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:30,789
Anything else
would be inappropriate.
260
00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:32,824
So I just want
to make that really clear
261
00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:35,460
that this isn't gonna happen.
262
00:11:35,462 --> 00:11:37,862
What isn't gonna happen?
263
00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:41,800
Oh, nothing.
264
00:11:41,802 --> 00:11:43,986
Oh, hold on.
It was really nothing.
265
00:11:43,987 --> 00:11:46,171
You thought that I-- with you?
Just a miscommunication.
266
00:11:46,173 --> 00:11:48,306
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Or a radar malfunction of epic proportions.
267
00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:51,443
For the record,
I am not into you... at all.
268
00:11:51,445 --> 00:11:52,977
Good. Great.
269
00:11:52,979 --> 00:11:54,412
Yeah, glad that
we cleared that up.
270
00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:15,366
How much did you see?
271
00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:17,368
You mean, did I see the part
where you shut Alex down
272
00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:19,204
for flirting with
you, or the part
273
00:12:19,206 --> 00:12:20,839
where he had no idea what
you were talking about?
274
00:12:20,841 --> 00:12:22,340
Okay, okay, stop.
Uh, you better
not touch me,
275
00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:24,042
'cause I might get
the wrong idea.
276
00:12:24,044 --> 00:12:25,276
Abuela told me that if
277
00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:27,178
he was flirting with me,
I should shut it down.
278
00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:30,048
And... apparently,
my radar's a little off.
279
00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:31,483
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Way off, in fact.
280
00:12:31,485 --> 00:12:33,518
Let me show you what really happened earlier.
281
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♪ ♪
282
00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:38,156
♪ Cuatro ♪
♪ Cool like that ♪
283
00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:40,024
♪ Cool like ♪
284
00:12:40,026 --> 00:12:43,194
♪ Cool like that ♪
285
00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:46,030
♪ Cool like, cool ♪
286
00:12:46,032 --> 00:12:49,834
♪ Hola, papi, you wanna
licky my ice cream? ♪
287
00:12:49,836 --> 00:12:53,004
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Yeah, let's not tell Jane about that last one.
288
00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:56,007
Okay, you know what?
We're going out tonight.
289
00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:59,177
What?
Clearly, this whole Alex
fiasco was a cry for help.
290
00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:00,879
You cannot keep getting
advice from your abuela.
291
00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:03,348
I'm gonna help you
get your flirt on.
292
00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:06,050
No, absolutely not.
I'll see you tonight
in the lounge.
293
00:13:06,052 --> 00:13:08,086
Not happening.
7:00 p.m.
294
00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:09,120
No!
ROGELIO:
Yes.
295
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:10,889
Look right here!
296
00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:13,124
There's a run in my stocking,
and, also, my pantaloons
297
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:15,226
are hitting the middle
of my calf!
298
00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:18,129
I am really sorry.
299
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,364
I'm just stressed.
300
00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:21,366
You should be allowed
to enjoy fitting me.
301
00:13:21,368 --> 00:13:24,002
Please, continue.
Above my calf.
302
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,943
(knocking)
303
00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:34,979
There they are!
304
00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:38,550
My favorite...
network executives.
305
00:13:38,552 --> 00:13:40,018
And there's
our favorite star.
306
00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:41,319
WOMAN:
So, listen, we want
307
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,188
to beef up the love story
a little,
308
00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:46,024
add some complications,
maybe a sizzling hot co-star.
309
00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:47,125
Are you cool with that?
310
00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:49,828
The hotter and sexier,
the better!
311
00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:51,162
(laughter)
Great.
312
00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:00,605
RAFAEL:
You have to relax.
313
00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:02,607
I can't. This
is ridiculous.
314
00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:03,942
This is a kids hotel.
315
00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:05,310
You would be
surprised how many
316
00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:07,512
divorcée hookups
we have here at happy hour.
317
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:10,215
Last week, we caught
a couple in the pirate ship.
318
00:14:10,217 --> 00:14:11,416
JANE:
Ugh.
RAFAEL:
Shoot.
319
00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:12,884
What?
320
00:14:12,886 --> 00:14:14,219
Petra just walked in.
321
00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:18,223
I kind of got a weird
vibe from her earlier
322
00:14:18,225 --> 00:14:20,558
when I went by her office
to go over some stuff.
323
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:30,268
After what happened last night,
when we... had sex...
324
00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:35,406
...well, I just... I'm worried
she might have feelings for me.
325
00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:37,208
Of course
she has feelings for you.
326
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,177
She was in love
with you for forever.
327
00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:41,379
That's why you shouldn't have
slept with her.
328
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:42,981
It was incredibly stupid.
329
00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:44,983
Shh.
330
00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:46,985
What are you two doing here?
Nothing.
331
00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:48,286
Just helping Jane
get her flirt on.
332
00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:49,387
She's a little rusty.
333
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,155
Here?
It's not a
big deal.
334
00:14:51,157 --> 00:14:52,891
This is a kids hotel.
335
00:14:52,893 --> 00:14:54,325
Those guys look single.
336
00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:57,896
Ew.
Seriously?
337
00:14:57,898 --> 00:14:59,197
You should go to the Fairwick.
338
00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:00,999
It's a total meat market
during happy hour.
339
00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:02,400
Actually, I'm
going home.
No, you are not.
340
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,335
Come on. The Fairwick. Let's go.
341
00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:06,137
Perfect. I'll join you.
342
00:15:08,174 --> 00:15:10,541
(loud, upbeat music playing)
343
00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:12,510
Okay, what about him?
344
00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:15,046
JANE:
The guy in the tank top?
Are you serious?
345
00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:17,515
He's got a good body,
a handsome face.
346
00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:19,350
Okay, then you date him.
347
00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:21,152
RAFAEL:
Hoodie, three o'clock.
348
00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:23,288
Mr. Robot?
Okay, who do you like, then?
349
00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:25,323
It doesn't matter,
because no one's looking.
350
00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:27,659
Because it looks like
you two are together.
351
00:15:27,661 --> 00:15:29,227
Look, we have to
make it clear
352
00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:30,695
that Jane is the
third wheel here.
353
00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:32,263
Come here, Rafael.
354
00:15:35,402 --> 00:15:37,068
Now I'm gonna
put my head here.
355
00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:38,136
Great.
356
00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:42,173
Look over there.
357
00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:43,508
Tall drink of water,
blue shirt, cute,
358
00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:45,576
and he's looking at you.
359
00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:47,245
Turn slowly.
360
00:15:49,215 --> 00:15:50,715
JANE:
He is cute.
361
00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:53,051
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Agreed.
362
00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:54,152
Maintain eye contact.
363
00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:56,154
Smile.
364
00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:58,323
Tone it down.
365
00:15:58,325 --> 00:16:01,359
Flirting is like perfume;
a little dab will do.
366
00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:03,027
Well?
367
00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:06,497
(whirring, beeping)
368
00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:14,472
(alarm buzzing)
369
00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:17,976
PETRA:
Perfect.
370
00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:20,111
Go. Go!
371
00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:24,449
I can do this.
372
00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:26,517
♪ ♪
373
00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:32,390
Mm.
374
00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:37,762
It's nice to see Jane getting
back out there, isn't it?
375
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:41,265
(whirring, beeping)
376
00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:49,640
(alarm buzzing)
377
00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:53,144
Look, Petra, I want to be
really straightforward.
378
00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:55,780
Uh...
379
00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:58,549
What happened last night
was a mistake.
380
00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:00,518
What?
381
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:04,188
You're obviously into me...
382
00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:05,289
No, I'm not.
383
00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:06,557
Jane isn't here, okay?
384
00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:08,176
You don't have to be
this close.
385
00:17:08,177 --> 00:17:09,794
And earlier,
when I stopped by your office,
386
00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:13,398
and you moved closer...
387
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,299
Yes, because I didn't want you
reading my e-mails.
388
00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:20,538
And also,
389
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,306
if you must know,
Chuck is across the room,
390
00:17:22,308 --> 00:17:24,308
and I'm trying
to make him jealous.
391
00:17:24,310 --> 00:17:25,676
What?
392
00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:28,146
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Oh, shoot.
393
00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:30,415
I missed him, too. My bad.
394
00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:32,183
Oh.
Mm-hmm.
395
00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:33,551
After everything
he did to me,
396
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,153
telling the cops
about the bones,
397
00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:37,088
I want to make him miserable.
398
00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:40,525
So just get over yourself
and play along, okay?
399
00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:44,429
(alarm buzzing)
400
00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:46,631
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Let's move elsewhere, shall we?
401
00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:48,633
(Jane laughing)
402
00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:51,102
(alarm buzzing)
403
00:17:51,104 --> 00:17:53,404
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
All right, that's better.
404
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:56,307
You have a great laugh.
405
00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:57,175
Thank you.
406
00:17:57,177 --> 00:17:58,509
So, Jane Villanueva,
407
00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:00,111
soon to be
published author,
408
00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:01,579
why are you
still single?
409
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,781
I thought somebody would have
scooped you up by now.
410
00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:05,850
Oh, um, well,
411
00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:07,819
I was scooped up,
but then my husband died.
412
00:18:07,821 --> 00:18:10,288
(trombone plays "wah-wah")
413
00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:12,090
No, but, I mean, I'm, like,
almost totally fine.
414
00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:15,726
That was, like, three years ago,
so it's like, pshh!
415
00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:18,262
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
OMG, I can't watch anymore.
416
00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:21,332
PETRA: I think
he's watching. Sell it.
417
00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:28,306
Really?
That's the best you can do?
418
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:35,313
Oh, Zen Rafael hasn't
forgotten his moves, has he?
419
00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:37,315
No.
420
00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:41,319
He hasn't.
421
00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:46,591
And I am sure
422
00:18:46,593 --> 00:18:48,826
that you haven't
forgotten my moves either.
423
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:52,797
It's all a blur.
424
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:55,233
Paris isn't a blur.
425
00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:57,902
No, that's, um...
426
00:18:57,904 --> 00:19:00,538
hard to forget.
427
00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:02,607
I agree.
428
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,444
Especially
429
00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:08,146
when I...
430
00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:09,614
(whispering indistinctly)
431
00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:11,215
(Petra chuckles)
432
00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:17,388
That seems like a million
years ago in some ways.
433
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,258
And in other ways...
434
00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:22,326
I know.
435
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:29,734
Damn it, this isn't working.
436
00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:31,702
He doesn't even care.
437
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:34,272
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Wow, that was pretty intense.
438
00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:36,340
I was actually starting to feel it.
439
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:39,544
And it looks like Rafael was, too.
440
00:19:39,546 --> 00:19:41,412
Why am I even doing this?
441
00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:43,915
I mean, I'm obviously
out of his league. Right?
442
00:19:43,917 --> 00:19:46,350
Honestly, I don't know
what I even saw in him.
443
00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:47,552
I think it was about
self-punishment
444
00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:49,353
more than anything else,
because the truth is
445
00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:51,088
that I was honestly
just embarrassed
446
00:19:51,089 --> 00:19:52,822
to be seen with him
the entire time we were dating.
Petra?
447
00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:09,540
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Wow, rough night for these three.
448
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,943
No one got any,but it's still a walk of shame.
449
00:20:11,945 --> 00:20:14,245
Or, actually...
450
00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:16,414
JANE:
It was awkward and awful.
451
00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:18,683
And I don't know
what I was thinking.
452
00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:20,218
I have met exactly
453
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,752
zero people in my life
at a singles bar.
454
00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:36,634
Thanks, Abuela.
455
00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:46,744
We're back on Jorge.
456
00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:58,556
Wait, what?
457
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,302
I find that hard to believe.
458
00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:13,271
But if you're worried,
you should just
459
00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:15,339
talk to Jorge about it.
460
00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:18,643
Course you can. Come on.
461
00:21:18,645 --> 00:21:19,844
You're a...
462
00:21:19,846 --> 00:21:22,280
semi-modern woman, Abuela.
463
00:21:26,552 --> 00:21:29,987
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Which brings us here, now.
464
00:22:12,398 --> 00:22:14,665
ROGELIO: Do you have a second?
465
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:17,635
I went by your house...
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Oh, no. Was Bruce home?
466
00:22:17,637 --> 00:22:19,737
...and Bruce wasn't home.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Phew!
467
00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:21,405
But it's weird, Xo, 'cause
468
00:22:21,407 --> 00:22:22,907
I can't get him to
return my calls,
469
00:22:22,909 --> 00:22:25,643
he's barely responding
to my texts.
470
00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:28,446
Tell me, did I do
something to offend him?
471
00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:30,348
Did you forget to say
"God bless you"
472
00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:31,515
after he sneezed?
473
00:22:32,485 --> 00:22:34,618
No, I don't think so.
474
00:22:34,620 --> 00:22:37,588
I'm sure Bruce is just busy.
It's just that the
settlement talks
475
00:22:37,590 --> 00:22:40,524
are coming up and this silence
is giving me a bad feeling.
476
00:22:40,526 --> 00:22:42,960
Will you ask him? I don't
want to be all needy,
477
00:22:42,962 --> 00:22:46,897
but if something's wrong,
I'd like to know.
478
00:22:46,899 --> 00:22:48,899
DENNIS:
I want to know.
479
00:22:48,901 --> 00:22:50,601
Well, it was okay...
480
00:22:50,603 --> 00:22:52,737
until I told him
I was a widow.
481
00:22:52,739 --> 00:22:53,971
I wouldn't say
he ran away.
482
00:22:53,973 --> 00:22:55,573
Well, he's an idiot then.
483
00:22:55,575 --> 00:22:57,641
Make sure to follow through
with your right hand.
484
00:22:57,643 --> 00:22:58,843
Uh-huh. Got it.
485
00:22:58,845 --> 00:23:00,711
I mean, dating would
be so much easier
486
00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:01,779
if people already knew.
487
00:23:01,781 --> 00:23:03,547
Tell me about it.
488
00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:05,149
What do you mean? One of
the joys of being engaged
489
00:23:05,151 --> 00:23:07,685
is that you don't have
to worry about dating.
490
00:23:07,687 --> 00:23:09,587
Lindsay and I broke up
a few months ago.
491
00:23:09,589 --> 00:23:11,756
What?
492
00:23:11,758 --> 00:23:13,023
Why didn't you mention it?
493
00:23:13,025 --> 00:23:14,892
She cheated on me.
494
00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:17,395
Yeah, so...
495
00:23:17,397 --> 00:23:19,397
didn't want to brag.
496
00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:20,831
Eh, I'm sorry.
497
00:23:20,833 --> 00:23:22,066
You okay?
498
00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:23,701
Yeah.
499
00:23:23,703 --> 00:23:25,102
Better to know now
than later, right?
500
00:23:26,005 --> 00:23:27,438
(sighs)
Yeah.
501
00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:28,906
Well... punch
through the bag.
502
00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:30,741
Ah!
503
00:23:30,743 --> 00:23:32,576
You know, you might be
better at boxing than I am,
504
00:23:32,578 --> 00:23:34,712
but I would kick your ass at
a story-writing competition.
505
00:23:34,714 --> 00:23:35,746
(laughs)
506
00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:37,014
Not a sport.
507
00:23:37,016 --> 00:23:38,449
Eh...
508
00:23:38,451 --> 00:23:40,117
Mini-golf, I'd crush you.
509
00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:41,452
Yeah?
Yeah.
510
00:23:42,622 --> 00:23:44,121
Oh, not bad.
511
00:23:46,859 --> 00:23:48,626
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Whoa. Hold on a second.
512
00:23:48,628 --> 00:23:49,894
Are Jane and Dennis...
513
00:23:49,896 --> 00:23:52,863
flirting with each other?
514
00:23:52,865 --> 00:23:54,098
Nah.
515
00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:55,766
Wait.
516
00:23:55,768 --> 00:23:57,101
Maybe.
517
00:23:57,103 --> 00:23:58,803
Let me check.
518
00:23:58,805 --> 00:24:00,871
(beeping)
519
00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:07,945
(alarm buzzing)
520
00:24:07,947 --> 00:24:09,880
Okay, either my radar is off, too,
(giggling)
521
00:24:09,882 --> 00:24:12,583
or this is happening, people.
522
00:24:18,724 --> 00:24:20,191
A vibe?
With you and Dennis?
523
00:24:20,193 --> 00:24:22,159
I think.
524
00:24:22,161 --> 00:24:23,861
Maybe.
525
00:24:23,863 --> 00:24:26,931
Then again, I thought Alex
was super into me, too, so...
526
00:24:26,933 --> 00:24:29,633
That's why I need you to go
boxing with me next week.
527
00:24:29,635 --> 00:24:30,801
What?
To suss it out.
528
00:24:30,803 --> 00:24:32,036
You owe me.
529
00:24:32,038 --> 00:24:33,871
Just text him.
What?
530
00:24:33,873 --> 00:24:35,873
No.
Why?
531
00:24:35,875 --> 00:24:37,842
We don't just text.
532
00:24:37,844 --> 00:24:39,577
That's the point.
533
00:24:39,579 --> 00:24:41,479
He'll either encourage you
or he won't.
534
00:24:41,481 --> 00:24:42,780
But either way, you'll know.
535
00:24:42,782 --> 00:24:44,615
Mm...
536
00:24:44,617 --> 00:24:46,650
Didn't you just tell your
grandma to be a modern woman?
537
00:24:53,059 --> 00:24:54,492
Oh, that's a nice touch
with the ellipses,
538
00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:56,494
makes it seem super casual.
539
00:24:56,496 --> 00:24:58,996
(gasps) Oh, my God,
he's writing me back already.
540
00:25:01,868 --> 00:25:05,703
He's probably thinking of a
nice way to tell me to back off.
541
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:09,573
Oh, my God, he's insulted.
542
00:25:09,575 --> 00:25:11,041
What?
I've actually insulted him.
543
00:25:11,043 --> 00:25:13,110
He's thinking,
"I should just ignore her."
544
00:25:22,788 --> 00:25:25,189
See?
545
00:25:25,191 --> 00:25:26,991
Okay, now just wait
a minute before you...
546
00:25:26,993 --> 00:25:28,859
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Wow. We may have just witnessed
547
00:25:28,861 --> 00:25:31,595
the beginning of a new romance.
548
00:25:31,597 --> 00:25:34,899
And, sadly, here we are now at the end of one.
549
00:25:34,901 --> 00:25:36,967
No, you keep the
cappuccino maker.
550
00:25:36,969 --> 00:25:39,069
You take more pleasure
in it than I ever could.
551
00:25:41,140 --> 00:25:43,908
Okay, so that's it.
552
00:25:45,845 --> 00:25:49,547
Bruce, I just wanted to say,
553
00:25:49,549 --> 00:25:52,082
if it's too hard for you
to represent Rogelio,
554
00:25:52,084 --> 00:25:54,919
you don't have to.
555
00:25:54,921 --> 00:25:57,321
I'm a big boy, Xiomara,
I can handle it.
556
00:25:58,724 --> 00:26:00,291
What?
557
00:26:02,628 --> 00:26:05,963
I just want to make sure that
you're not letting our breakup
558
00:26:05,965 --> 00:26:07,765
get in the way of his case.
559
00:26:07,767 --> 00:26:09,600
What do you mean?
560
00:26:09,602 --> 00:26:11,835
Well, Rogelio says
561
00:26:11,837 --> 00:26:13,103
that you haven't been returning
his texts.
562
00:26:13,105 --> 00:26:14,672
He's starting to get
a little worried.
563
00:26:14,674 --> 00:26:17,141
Hold on.
564
00:26:17,143 --> 00:26:20,311
Are you asking me to be nicer
to the guy that you left me for?
565
00:26:20,313 --> 00:26:22,980
No, I-I'm just...
Because let me assure you,
566
00:26:22,982 --> 00:26:24,882
I am acting like a professional.
567
00:26:24,884 --> 00:26:26,984
I'm treating Rogelio like
I treat every other client.
568
00:26:26,986 --> 00:26:30,821
No, I don't respond within
ten seconds to his texts.
569
00:26:30,823 --> 00:26:33,724
No, I don't reassure him
and hold his hand
570
00:26:33,726 --> 00:26:35,793
every time
he contacts me.
571
00:26:35,795 --> 00:26:37,962
But I'm doing my job.
572
00:26:38,965 --> 00:26:41,098
You're right. I'm sorry.
573
00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:42,600
I shouldn't have overstepped.
574
00:26:45,972 --> 00:26:47,938
And I shouldn't feel
badly, right?
575
00:26:49,675 --> 00:26:50,874
I am clearly out of
Chuck's league, right?
576
00:26:50,876 --> 00:26:53,043
Then why do I
feel like this?
577
00:26:53,045 --> 00:26:54,979
Like I-I...
578
00:26:54,981 --> 00:26:56,647
like I want to see him?
579
00:26:56,649 --> 00:26:58,716
I know, I know, I know,
you think I still like him.
580
00:26:58,718 --> 00:27:00,284
And maybe I do.
581
00:27:00,286 --> 00:27:02,019
But I don't want to.
582
00:27:02,021 --> 00:27:03,287
Not that it matters.
583
00:27:03,289 --> 00:27:05,155
I mean, the heart wants
what the heart wants.
584
00:27:05,157 --> 00:27:06,957
And the truth is,
I did say
585
00:27:06,959 --> 00:27:08,792
some pretty lousy things to him.
586
00:27:08,794 --> 00:27:10,260
I mean, you can imagine,
you know how I get
587
00:27:10,262 --> 00:27:11,795
when I'm heated.
(chuckles)
588
00:27:13,232 --> 00:27:14,665
I should probably
apologize, right?
589
00:27:16,002 --> 00:27:18,002
Thanks, Krishna.
590
00:27:18,004 --> 00:27:19,136
My pleasure, Mrs. Solano.
591
00:27:21,774 --> 00:27:23,007
Do you have a boyfriend,
Krishna?
592
00:27:23,009 --> 00:27:24,808
No, I'm gay.
593
00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:26,276
Gotcha.
594
00:27:28,147 --> 00:27:29,680
My mistake.
595
00:27:31,917 --> 00:27:33,417
JANE:
This whole thing's a mistake.
596
00:27:33,419 --> 00:27:35,886
I'm gonna text Dennis
and call the date off.
597
00:27:35,888 --> 00:27:37,321
You are not.
598
00:27:37,323 --> 00:27:39,790
Michael's his friend,
it feels like a betrayal.
599
00:27:39,792 --> 00:27:42,059
Michael would want you
to be happy.
600
00:27:42,061 --> 00:27:43,861
With someone else.
601
00:27:43,863 --> 00:27:46,330
Yeah, but you don't have
feelings for someone else.
602
00:27:46,332 --> 00:27:48,132
You have feelings for Dennis.
603
00:27:48,134 --> 00:27:50,100
That's the thing, I don't even
know if I have feelings for him.
604
00:27:50,102 --> 00:27:51,702
You know, maybe
this is just my way
605
00:27:51,704 --> 00:27:54,838
of trying to...
keep Michael in my life.
606
00:27:59,445 --> 00:28:02,713
Basta! Do not make
this about Jorge.
607
00:28:02,715 --> 00:28:03,981
Look, hon,
608
00:28:03,983 --> 00:28:05,683
it's one date.
609
00:28:05,685 --> 00:28:06,950
And you know what?
610
00:28:06,952 --> 00:28:09,053
Maybe it is about Michael.
611
00:28:09,055 --> 00:28:10,087
And maybe it isn't.
612
00:28:10,089 --> 00:28:12,089
But you won't know
unless you go.
613
00:28:17,029 --> 00:28:18,328
Okay, fine.
614
00:28:19,732 --> 00:28:21,265
So, where are you going
with Jorge tonight?
615
00:28:24,704 --> 00:28:26,036
Go.
616
00:28:35,448 --> 00:28:36,714
All right.
617
00:28:36,716 --> 00:28:38,382
I got to run.
Mm.
618
00:28:38,384 --> 00:28:40,384
There you are, Bruce!
619
00:28:40,386 --> 00:28:42,419
Hello, Rogelio.
Oh, right, right.
620
00:28:42,421 --> 00:28:44,088
Courtroom decorum.
621
00:28:44,090 --> 00:28:45,189
Good to see you.
622
00:28:47,359 --> 00:28:48,792
What do you think?
623
00:28:48,794 --> 00:28:50,127
I know I don't look my best.
624
00:28:50,129 --> 00:28:52,196
I had my makeup artist
age me up a little
625
00:28:52,198 --> 00:28:54,264
so the judge would
take pity on me.
626
00:28:54,266 --> 00:28:55,799
Is it too much?
627
00:28:55,801 --> 00:28:57,901
You look fine.
628
00:28:57,903 --> 00:28:59,436
Is everything all right, buddy?
629
00:28:59,438 --> 00:29:01,038
Sorry I'm late.
630
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:02,406
There she is.
631
00:29:02,408 --> 00:29:04,875
Hi, hi. Mwah.
Hey.
632
00:29:07,379 --> 00:29:08,912
No.
633
00:29:10,116 --> 00:29:12,149
No, everything's not all right.
634
00:29:12,151 --> 00:29:13,450
I can't do this.
635
00:29:13,452 --> 00:29:14,852
What?
Do what?
636
00:29:14,854 --> 00:29:16,086
You told me that
I didn't have to,
637
00:29:16,088 --> 00:29:17,154
and I can't.
638
00:29:17,156 --> 00:29:19,289
It's... too painful.
639
00:29:19,291 --> 00:29:22,059
And more importantly,
you were right.
640
00:29:22,061 --> 00:29:24,862
Given the way I feel, I can't
properly represent Rogelio.
641
00:29:24,864 --> 00:29:26,196
But...
What now?
642
00:29:26,198 --> 00:29:27,464
Ask for a continuance.
643
00:29:27,466 --> 00:29:28,932
The judge is gonna grant it
644
00:29:28,934 --> 00:29:30,067
because your lawyer
is resigning.
645
00:29:37,009 --> 00:29:38,108
All right, let's get started.
646
00:29:50,089 --> 00:29:51,922
What just happened?
Get him back.
647
00:29:51,924 --> 00:29:53,524
(whispers):
I can't.
648
00:29:53,526 --> 00:29:56,493
Your Honor, I'm sorry, but
Rogelio needs a continuance.
649
00:29:56,495 --> 00:29:58,395
His lawyer quit.
650
00:29:58,397 --> 00:30:00,497
Ugh. Annoying.
651
00:30:00,499 --> 00:30:02,366
By law,
Mr. de la Vega,
652
00:30:02,368 --> 00:30:05,402
you'll have reasonable time
to find a new attorney.
653
00:30:05,404 --> 00:30:07,304
I can grant you
one week.
654
00:30:07,306 --> 00:30:08,572
No, no, no, no,
no, no, no,
655
00:30:08,574 --> 00:30:10,107
please, Your Honor,
I can't postpone.
656
00:30:10,109 --> 00:30:11,441
I start a new
telenovela tomorrow.
657
00:30:11,443 --> 00:30:14,111
I have to be in hair
and makeup at 8:00 a.m.
658
00:30:14,113 --> 00:30:15,479
And even though I'm tiny,
659
00:30:15,481 --> 00:30:17,247
the camera picks up
every detail, believe me.
660
00:30:17,249 --> 00:30:18,982
Just give me one minute.
661
00:30:20,152 --> 00:30:21,985
You have to get Bruce back.
662
00:30:21,987 --> 00:30:24,221
I can't.
Why? You know how
important this is.
663
00:30:24,223 --> 00:30:25,222
I broke up with him.
664
00:30:25,224 --> 00:30:26,490
Right in the middle of my case?
665
00:30:26,492 --> 00:30:28,258
Why would you do that?
666
00:30:28,260 --> 00:30:30,260
We'll talk about this later.
No, I demand to
know the reason.
667
00:30:30,262 --> 00:30:31,545
Ro...
No, now!
668
00:30:31,546 --> 00:30:32,829
Because I'm in love
with you, all right?
669
00:30:33,599 --> 00:30:35,532
(sweeping romantic music plays)
670
00:30:38,070 --> 00:30:42,139
I love you too, Xiomara.
671
00:30:47,947 --> 00:30:49,580
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Ah, romance,
672
00:30:49,582 --> 00:30:50,981
always full of surprises.
673
00:30:53,419 --> 00:30:55,285
Voilà.
674
00:30:55,287 --> 00:30:58,088
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ooh, let's see where Jorge took Alba.
675
00:30:59,959 --> 00:31:01,491
Mini-golf.
676
00:31:04,096 --> 00:31:06,496
JANE: Dennis and I are gonna go
play mini-golf on our date.
677
00:31:16,375 --> 00:31:17,941
It's just mini-golf.
678
00:31:17,943 --> 00:31:20,010
I think you have
your Jorge glasses on.
679
00:31:26,118 --> 00:31:27,251
Ay, Jorge.
680
00:31:36,595 --> 00:31:37,661
Ay.
(gasps)
681
00:31:39,064 --> 00:31:41,565
Oh, no.
682
00:31:41,567 --> 00:31:43,467
Ay.
683
00:31:54,146 --> 00:31:55,479
(laughs)
684
00:31:55,481 --> 00:31:57,447
Okay, I'm warming up.
685
00:31:57,449 --> 00:31:59,049
I haven't played in a while.
686
00:31:59,051 --> 00:32:00,617
I'm hearing a lot of excuses.
687
00:32:00,619 --> 00:32:03,086
Just like Michael...
688
00:32:03,088 --> 00:32:04,454
Sorry.
689
00:32:04,456 --> 00:32:05,689
I shouldn't have...
No.
690
00:32:05,691 --> 00:32:07,424
We can talk about Michael.
691
00:32:07,426 --> 00:32:10,193
Well, once, he accused me
of using those illegal balls
692
00:32:10,195 --> 00:32:11,328
that give you more distance.
693
00:32:11,330 --> 00:32:13,230
Oh, trust me, I get it.
694
00:32:13,232 --> 00:32:15,399
Mateo's a better sport.
695
00:32:15,401 --> 00:32:16,566
(chuckles)
696
00:32:16,568 --> 00:32:18,969
He also, one...
Maybe we should...
697
00:32:18,971 --> 00:32:20,504
Oh.
698
00:32:20,506 --> 00:32:23,640
Just that, maybe we should
try not to talk about Michael.
699
00:32:23,642 --> 00:32:26,009
Okay. No more sports stuff.
700
00:32:26,011 --> 00:32:29,012
Or work stuff.
701
00:32:29,014 --> 00:32:31,348
Have you spoken to Lindsay?
702
00:32:31,350 --> 00:32:33,650
Or ex-fiancée stuff.
703
00:32:33,652 --> 00:32:36,053
Right. Makes sense, sorry. Uh...
704
00:32:36,055 --> 00:32:37,654
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Hmm, a bumpy start.
705
00:32:37,656 --> 00:32:40,190
(quietly):
Now let's see
706
00:32:40,192 --> 00:32:42,392
how things are going over at the eighth hole,
707
00:32:42,394 --> 00:32:45,696
where we last left our other golfers in a tight situation.
708
00:32:49,668 --> 00:32:51,969
(exhales)
709
00:32:52,538 --> 00:32:55,172
Jorge?
710
00:33:20,666 --> 00:33:23,266
Yeah, we got a
couple creepers
711
00:33:23,268 --> 00:33:26,003
making out in the cave
behind the Eiffel Tower again.
712
00:33:27,773 --> 00:33:30,340
(music playing)
713
00:33:31,510 --> 00:33:34,311
What are you doing here?
714
00:33:34,313 --> 00:33:37,681
Look, I know I said some
not very nice things about you.
715
00:33:37,683 --> 00:33:39,483
But our hotels
are next door,
716
00:33:39,485 --> 00:33:41,485
and I don't want this getting in
the way of us being neighbors.
717
00:33:41,487 --> 00:33:44,688
So I apologize.
718
00:33:44,690 --> 00:33:46,289
Yeah, right.
719
00:33:46,291 --> 00:33:47,724
That's not why you're here.
720
00:33:47,726 --> 00:33:48,792
Yes, it is.
721
00:33:48,794 --> 00:33:50,394
Okay, fine.
722
00:33:50,396 --> 00:33:51,695
Then consider your apology
723
00:33:51,697 --> 00:33:54,131
hog-tied and tossed down a well.
724
00:33:54,133 --> 00:33:56,066
I'll see you around.
725
00:33:57,469 --> 00:34:00,170
Okay, fine. You're right.
726
00:34:00,172 --> 00:34:03,707
I'm also here because I like
you. And I want to be with you.
727
00:34:05,677 --> 00:34:08,545
So can we just please
put all this behind us?
728
00:34:08,547 --> 00:34:11,281
Sorry, the answer's still no.
729
00:34:12,785 --> 00:34:14,418
Why would I want
to be with someone
730
00:34:14,420 --> 00:34:15,719
who's embarrassed to be with me?
731
00:34:15,721 --> 00:34:17,687
Are you serious?
732
00:34:17,689 --> 00:34:20,757
You called me a lowlife and said
I was out of your league.
733
00:34:20,759 --> 00:34:22,225
First of all,
that hurts.
734
00:34:22,227 --> 00:34:23,760
Second of all, you're uptight,
735
00:34:23,762 --> 00:34:26,096
judgmental
and no fun at all.
736
00:34:26,098 --> 00:34:27,297
(scoffs)
737
00:34:27,299 --> 00:34:28,732
Come on,
look around, Petra.
738
00:34:28,734 --> 00:34:29,699
You don't belong here.
739
00:34:29,701 --> 00:34:31,768
Uh, yes, I do.
740
00:34:31,770 --> 00:34:33,303
(chuckles)
741
00:34:33,305 --> 00:34:37,240
You can't even say that
with a straight face.
742
00:34:37,242 --> 00:34:38,675
Ugh.
743
00:34:40,079 --> 00:34:42,679
ANNOUNCER: Looks like
we got a new rider.
744
00:34:42,681 --> 00:34:44,781
What's your name, little lady?
Petra.
745
00:34:44,783 --> 00:34:46,750
ANNOUNCER:
Go get 'em, Petra!
746
00:34:46,752 --> 00:34:48,819
How long has Mr. Chesser
stayed on for?
747
00:34:48,821 --> 00:34:51,288
About six seconds.
748
00:34:51,290 --> 00:34:52,689
(crowd whooping)
749
00:34:52,691 --> 00:34:53,824
(chuckles)
750
00:34:53,826 --> 00:34:56,526
CROWD:
One, two,
751
00:34:56,528 --> 00:34:59,663
three, four, five...
752
00:34:59,665 --> 00:35:00,730
Ooh!
753
00:35:00,732 --> 00:35:02,599
Ooh!
754
00:35:03,635 --> 00:35:04,868
Petra! You okay?
755
00:35:07,773 --> 00:35:09,406
Holy jack-o-lantern.
756
00:35:09,408 --> 00:35:11,608
What?
JANE: The hole, the hole.
757
00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:12,676
Come on, get in the hole!
758
00:35:12,678 --> 00:35:15,345
Aw. How did that not go in?
759
00:35:15,347 --> 00:35:18,215
Your stance is tragic
and your swing is hopeless.
760
00:35:18,217 --> 00:35:20,117
That's a bit dramatic,
don't you think?
761
00:35:20,119 --> 00:35:21,218
Don't worry.
762
00:35:21,220 --> 00:35:22,886
I'm gonna drop some hope on you.
763
00:35:24,356 --> 00:35:26,223
Show me your stance.
764
00:35:26,225 --> 00:35:28,592
Okay.
765
00:35:31,430 --> 00:35:34,498
Okay, now try it.
766
00:35:36,902 --> 00:35:39,202
(taps ball)
767
00:35:40,305 --> 00:35:41,771
Yes!
768
00:35:41,773 --> 00:35:43,840
Thank you.
769
00:35:49,381 --> 00:35:50,747
Uh, uh, oops.
770
00:35:50,749 --> 00:35:53,150
Uh, bathroom emergency.
771
00:36:00,392 --> 00:36:03,160
A bathroom emergency?
I panicked.
772
00:36:03,162 --> 00:36:04,528
He was moving in closer,
773
00:36:04,530 --> 00:36:05,729
and all of a sudden
I wasn't sure
774
00:36:05,731 --> 00:36:07,598
if I wanted him to kiss me.
775
00:36:07,599 --> 00:36:09,466
Or if I even remember how to,
it's been so long.
776
00:36:09,468 --> 00:36:10,867
And then I was thinking,
the only way to get back
777
00:36:10,869 --> 00:36:12,469
on the horse
is to get it over with.
778
00:36:12,471 --> 00:36:14,237
And then I thought, no,
that is not the right attitude.
779
00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:16,540
You should kiss him
because he's really cute.
780
00:36:16,542 --> 00:36:17,841
'Cause he is really cute.
781
00:36:17,843 --> 00:36:19,876
(sighs deeply)
782
00:36:19,878 --> 00:36:21,745
So maybe I just freaked
783
00:36:21,747 --> 00:36:24,948
because I'm still not ready
to kiss anyone yet.
784
00:36:24,950 --> 00:36:26,650
After Michael.
785
00:36:26,652 --> 00:36:27,717
Are you done?
786
00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:28,952
Yeah.
Okay.
787
00:36:28,954 --> 00:36:30,587
You need to get back out there
788
00:36:30,589 --> 00:36:32,822
and tell Dennis
exactly what you just told me.
789
00:36:32,824 --> 00:36:34,858
Really?
He'll understand.
790
00:36:34,860 --> 00:36:37,327
Maybe just lose
the "getting it over with" part.
791
00:36:37,329 --> 00:36:39,930
Got it.
792
00:36:39,932 --> 00:36:42,832
I don't get it. If you weren't
sure you wanted to kiss me,
793
00:36:42,834 --> 00:36:44,801
then why were you rubbing
your butt all up against me?
794
00:36:44,803 --> 00:36:47,204
Wait, what?
795
00:36:47,206 --> 00:36:48,972
And you were, like, looking
at me and signaling.
796
00:36:48,974 --> 00:36:50,974
I didn't want to
leave you hanging.
797
00:36:50,976 --> 00:36:52,509
First of all,
I wasn't signaling anything.
798
00:36:52,511 --> 00:36:53,944
Especially with my butt.
799
00:36:53,946 --> 00:36:55,779
I was just adjusting
my putting stance.
800
00:36:55,781 --> 00:36:56,947
And second of all,
801
00:36:56,949 --> 00:36:59,482
it was a pity kiss?
802
00:36:59,484 --> 00:37:01,985
No! I mean, not exactly.
803
00:37:02,988 --> 00:37:04,454
Maybe a little.
804
00:37:04,456 --> 00:37:06,489
I'm sorry.
805
00:37:06,491 --> 00:37:08,358
It's just that...
806
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:09,826
I haven't kissed anyone
since Lindsay.
807
00:37:09,828 --> 00:37:12,429
And I thought
that maybe I should just...
808
00:37:12,431 --> 00:37:13,897
well...
809
00:37:13,899 --> 00:37:15,732
Get it over with?
810
00:37:15,734 --> 00:37:17,901
Yeah.
811
00:37:17,903 --> 00:37:19,269
Kind of.
812
00:37:22,908 --> 00:37:24,507
(laughter)
813
00:37:26,878 --> 00:37:29,446
Hey, you. How was your date?
814
00:37:29,448 --> 00:37:31,948
Pretty successful.
815
00:37:31,950 --> 00:37:33,583
Yeah, he's giving Lindsay
another chance.
816
00:37:33,585 --> 00:37:34,785
Ah.
817
00:37:34,786 --> 00:37:35,986
Hey, I had a date.
It's something.
818
00:37:35,988 --> 00:37:37,887
So? Did you settle your lawsuit?
819
00:37:37,889 --> 00:37:41,258
Yes. For an astronomical number.
820
00:37:41,260 --> 00:37:43,260
(laughs)
Almost all of my salary
821
00:37:43,262 --> 00:37:45,295
for the first year of
Los Viajes de Guillermo
822
00:37:45,297 --> 00:37:46,863
will go to paying it.
823
00:37:46,865 --> 00:37:48,732
(both laugh)
824
00:37:48,734 --> 00:37:50,967
Then, why are you both so happy?
825
00:37:52,738 --> 00:37:55,038
To be honest, I just made love
to your mother in the car.
826
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:57,307
Oh.
827
00:37:59,778 --> 00:38:02,646
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Aw, it's about time
828
00:38:02,648 --> 00:38:04,948
these two got back together.
829
00:38:04,950 --> 00:38:07,317
Okay. Thank you.
830
00:38:07,319 --> 00:38:09,052
All right.
You have a dentist appointment
831
00:38:09,054 --> 00:38:10,353
first thing tomorrow morning.
832
00:38:10,355 --> 00:38:11,821
I still can't believe this.
833
00:38:11,823 --> 00:38:12,989
It's not that bad.
834
00:38:12,991 --> 00:38:15,025
It's hardly noticeable.
835
00:38:15,027 --> 00:38:17,294
(scoffs)
836
00:38:17,296 --> 00:38:19,029
(laughs)
837
00:38:19,031 --> 00:38:20,030
(laughs)
Stop.
838
00:38:20,032 --> 00:38:21,665
You look cute.
839
00:38:21,667 --> 00:38:22,866
Oh, stop.
840
00:38:22,868 --> 00:38:25,802
No.
841
00:38:25,804 --> 00:38:28,004
You do.
842
00:38:29,741 --> 00:38:32,042
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Is that his heart glowing?
843
00:38:32,044 --> 00:38:35,011
Just a little? It's hard to tell with that pink shirt.
844
00:38:35,013 --> 00:38:36,513
(knocking on door)
845
00:38:36,515 --> 00:38:37,914
Must be the ice.
846
00:38:42,387 --> 00:38:44,721
What are you doing here?
847
00:38:44,723 --> 00:38:46,956
CHUCK: Why'd you run out
of there in such a hurry?
848
00:38:46,958 --> 00:38:49,759
Well, I don't know,
I was humiliated.
849
00:38:49,761 --> 00:38:51,995
Well, I thought
it was the wildest, sexiest,
850
00:38:51,997 --> 00:38:53,430
most outrageous thing
851
00:38:53,432 --> 00:38:56,333
anyone's ever done for me.
852
00:38:56,335 --> 00:38:58,902
Really?
853
00:38:58,904 --> 00:39:00,070
(chuckling):
Yeah.
854
00:39:03,775 --> 00:39:05,742
DENNIS:
You're gonna want to see this.
855
00:39:05,744 --> 00:39:07,344
Petra took the bait.
856
00:39:07,346 --> 00:39:09,346
She made contact with Anezka.
857
00:39:09,348 --> 00:39:10,613
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Oh, no.
858
00:39:10,615 --> 00:39:12,082
This must be the e-mail
859
00:39:12,084 --> 00:39:13,783
Petra didn't want Raf to read earlier.
860
00:39:13,785 --> 00:39:14,984
And I can see why.
861
00:39:14,986 --> 00:39:17,087
Wow, right?
862
00:39:17,089 --> 00:39:19,089
Oh, my bad, you don't read Czech.
863
00:39:19,091 --> 00:39:22,692
Well, mine isn't great either, but it translates roughly to:
864
00:39:29,368 --> 00:39:31,134
DENNIS:
She was lying about her sister.
865
00:39:31,136 --> 00:39:34,504
Plus, she hid the burn
book and moved the bones.
866
00:39:34,506 --> 00:39:36,005
Sure seems like she's
hiding something.
867
00:39:36,007 --> 00:39:37,607
Yeah, no kidding.
868
00:39:37,609 --> 00:39:39,376
I'm betting
Anezka murdered Scott.
869
00:39:39,378 --> 00:39:41,010
And Petra's covering up for her.
870
00:39:41,012 --> 00:39:42,479
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
I know!
871
00:39:42,481 --> 00:39:44,080
Straight out of a telenovela, right?
872
00:39:44,082 --> 00:39:45,782
Which brings us here.
873
00:39:45,784 --> 00:39:47,951
Ugh. I just forgot how
exhausting dating is
874
00:39:47,953 --> 00:39:49,386
for someone like me.
875
00:39:49,388 --> 00:39:52,389
The overthinking, the
analyzing, the worrying.
876
00:39:52,391 --> 00:39:54,991
I just wish I could date without
my brain being on overload.
877
00:39:54,993 --> 00:39:56,693
It'll happen.
You're gonna meet someone great.
878
00:39:56,695 --> 00:40:00,029
And when you do,
it'll all be worth it.
879
00:40:00,031 --> 00:40:02,399
Just like
with your father and me.
880
00:40:04,069 --> 00:40:07,404
Oh, my God!
You're worse than Abuela.
881
00:40:07,406 --> 00:40:09,139
Wait, by the way,
did you see her this morning?
882
00:40:09,141 --> 00:40:10,673
No, she must've left early.
883
00:40:10,675 --> 00:40:12,175
But she said she'd be here.
884
00:40:12,177 --> 00:40:14,144
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Oh, there she is.
885
00:40:19,151 --> 00:40:21,751
JANE: Is Abuela wearing
the same clothes as yesterday?
886
00:40:21,753 --> 00:40:24,721
Oh, my God, I think she is.
887
00:40:24,723 --> 00:40:26,723
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
I noticed it, too,
888
00:40:26,725 --> 00:40:31,127
but out of respect for Alba,I wasn't going to say anything.
889
00:40:32,764 --> 00:40:35,432
JANE: Did you sleep
at Jorge's house
890
00:40:35,434 --> 00:40:37,467
last night, Abuela?
891
00:40:40,739 --> 00:40:43,740
So no sex?
892
00:40:46,011 --> 00:40:48,077
Oh, okay.
893
00:40:50,215 --> 00:40:51,848
All right, let's get
this shot off!
894
00:40:51,850 --> 00:40:53,583
ROGELIO:
I would just like to say
895
00:40:53,585 --> 00:40:57,220
that I am so glad to be back
in the world of telenovelas,
896
00:40:57,222 --> 00:40:59,722
where I belong!
897
00:40:59,724 --> 00:41:01,458
For now.
898
00:41:01,460 --> 00:41:04,093
Until my Passions of Santos
remake happens.
899
00:41:04,095 --> 00:41:06,463
(applause)
900
00:41:08,467 --> 00:41:09,866
Lovely, terrific.
901
00:41:09,868 --> 00:41:11,534
We feel that way, too.
902
00:41:11,536 --> 00:41:13,703
And on that note,
I am so excited
903
00:41:13,705 --> 00:41:15,104
to introduce you
904
00:41:15,106 --> 00:41:16,773
to your new co-star, Rogelio.
905
00:41:16,775 --> 00:41:20,176
Fabian Regalo del Cielo!
906
00:41:20,178 --> 00:41:21,678
(clapping)
907
00:41:28,153 --> 00:41:30,720
He's going to play your rival
in your quest for love.
908
00:41:30,722 --> 00:41:32,789
Rogelio. What a true pleasure.
909
00:41:32,791 --> 00:41:35,258
I've been a fan of yours
for as long as I can remember.
910
00:41:35,260 --> 00:41:37,193
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: They did say the co-star would be hot.
911
00:41:37,195 --> 00:41:39,963
We are so thrilled
to have you, Fabian.
912
00:41:39,965 --> 00:41:42,031
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Yeah, Ro doesn't look thrilled.
913
00:41:44,135 --> 00:41:46,870
But she does.
914
00:41:53,011 --> 00:41:56,713
Yup, something's glowing all right.
915
00:41:58,283 --> 00:42:00,283
And it's not her heart.
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