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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
As Rogelio once said,

and also Charles Dickens,

"It was the best of times,

it was the worst of times."

So, let's start with the good,
shall we?

Jane got a dream job,

working for
a high-powered publisher

and her mom
had recently reunited

with her old flame, Bruce,

and she was feeling it.

Oh, and Jane's father?

Well, he had fallen
for his matchmaker, Darci,

and agreed to star
in her reality show

during his break
from telenovelas.

Oh,
and speaking of telenovelas,

remember Petra
and her twin sister, Anezka?

Well, Petra wanted Anezka
out of the country.

Only Anezka married Scott.

And on the topic
of family drama,

Rafael recently found out
his parents

weren't really his parents.
Wow.

But before he knew that,
he'd covered up

his late father's art theft.

So, he came clean
to the police.

And they cut him a deal,
which included jail time.

And at first, Petra was all...

No! I reject your defeat.

But, ultimately,
she changed her mind.

Whatever you want to do, you do.

I want a clean slate.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And now,
for the worst of times.

You'll recall,
Jane married Michael.

But then, this happened.

And he seemed to recover.

Until...

(gasps)

♪ ♪

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(crying):
How did you do it, Abuela?

(Mateo laughs)

(exhales deeply)

No...
Mm-hmm.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
And so, little by little,

they did.

(sighs)

Mateo, hurry up.

I'm ready, Mom.

Shoes. Come on, sweetie,

we don't want to be late
for the wedding.

(magical chimes)
You got this.

Hmm.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
But don't feel bad for her.

She's got this.

Her words, not mine.

MATEO:
No clothes!

(Mateo laughing)

MATEO:
No!

(Alba groans)
(Mateo laughs)

Abuela, no more
yelling, remember?

We have a new system.

(Mateo laughing)

Mateo, put your clothes
back on right now.

No, I want to build a fort.

(claps) That's one
clap of thunder, Mateo.

Now put your clothes
back on right now.

Fort, fort, fort.

That's two claps
of thunder, Mateo.

MATEO:
No!

No more thunder!

Then put your clothes
back on so that we can go.

No. No. No! Fort jump!

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Oh, no. Don't tell me

Mr. Sweetface's face

is now the only sweet thing
about him.

That's three claps of thunder,
Mateo.

No, you're a bad head!

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Bad head?
That's the best you can do?

Okay, that's it.
It's a rainy day.

No, I don't want it!

(thunder claps)

(yelling)

(yelling continues)

(sighs)

MATEO:
Fort, fort, fort!

Mm-hmm.

Mateo, get off the couch
right now.

No, I hate you!

You're the worstest mommy
in the whole world!

(Mateo yelling)

Well, that's too bad.
You're stuck with me.

We can't wait much longer
to start the ceremony.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Yep, that's right.

Rogelio's the one
getting married.

Just one more minute,
Jane will be here.

I'll stall as long as I can,
but she's going full bridezilla.

I know what you're thinking.

Who's the lucky bridezilla?

Huh?

Ugh!

Mateo, give me my phone.

We need to leave.

Come...
(grunts)

(grunting)

("Here Comes the Bride"
begins playing)

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Yep. That's right.

He's marrying Darci.

Ugh! This is a very rainy day,
do you hear me, Mateo?

A very rainy day.

And when I look at you,
it's like I won the lottery,

and the payouts will
last a lifetime.

Oh, no! Jane is missing
Rogelio's freaking wedding!

But I also got it
in one lump sum.

The lump sum of your love.

(whispering):
Oh, God.

No, no, no.

Ooh, cut!

(sighs)

Jane's here!

(bell ringing)

JANE:
I'm so sorry, Dad, Darci.

That's fine.
That was just for the master.

We still have a bunch
of other angles to shoot.

Okay.
(sighs)

Is that kid gonna
keep it together?

No! You do not talk
about Matelio,

you diabolical shrew.

I thank God every day that

I never had a baby with you.

And I thank God

I never tarnished my DNA

by co-mingling it with yours.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
So yeah.

That true love shtick?

Strictly for the cameras.

Sorry, we're just tweaking

the lighting, folks.

Enjoy a little promo reel.

(music playing)

CHEESY REALITY SHOW NARRATOR:
He came in looking for a match.

But it turned out,
the match was her.

TV NARRATOR:
Nothing could tear them apart.

Aah!

(chuckles)

Not even fertility problems.

You're my baby.

Or even scarier, his evil ex.

(shrieks)
This is (bleep) ridiculous!

You've got to be (bleep) kidding
me with this (bleep)!

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Which brings us to...

Yep. The evil ex.

(grunts)

Why do they keep showing
that stupid clip?

It's completely out of context.

I had just spilled
hot coffee on myself.

I know, hon. Just be glad
the show is finally ending.

(moans)
Thank God.

It'll be nice to go outside
again without getting harassed.

How dare you mess with Dargelio!

(grunts)
(screams)

On the plus side, you
have gotten a lot

of free publicity for
the new dance studio.

(scoffs) Free publicity
is not worth being named

one of BuzzFeed's Ten Most
Notorious Reality Show Villains.

Oh, and Rogelio RSVP'd yes,

so we're skipping
the Marbella's grand re-opening.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Yep. You heard that right.

Wait'll you see
the brand new Marbella!

That'll put a smile
on your face.

Why is no one smiling?

This is supposed to be the
second happiest place on Earth.

Families are coming here
for luxurious fun.

I don't care if a customer
is stabbing you with a fork.

You keep smiling.

Perfect.

Now get back to work.

(sighs)
Come on, girls.

You're gonna demo
the new pirate treasure hunt.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Wow.

those are some
well-behaved little girls.

I didn't even realize
they were there.

Oh, no.

The little man is gonna behave.

We have a new system.
Don't worry.

Please, Mommy, let him come.

Ahoy, mateys!
To the beach we go.

Ow!

Mateo!

It's all right.
I know Mateo's just playing.

Take Pammy the Parrot with you.

Aye, Captain.
Now, the most important part

of our treasure hunt is to avoid
our dastardly villain.

Chuck.

Ah, yes,

Chuck Chesser.

What are you doing here?

Just wanted a word

about your Critter Cage.

I already told you,
we're not moving the Kids' Club.

Not sure you got a choice,
darlin'.

Petra.

Look, I'm just here to give you

a friendly neighborhood
heads-up.

Heard you got a problem
with your final inspection.

(scoffs)
What?

(chuckles)

No, that can't be right.

INSPECTOR:
He's right.

You have a problem.

The structure

is five feet
over the property line,

which means you can't get
your certificate of occupancy

for your Kids' Clubhouse.

Uh, the grand opening
is in five days,

so that's not an option.

Either tear it down

or get an easement
from your neighbor.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
I'll remind you, friends,

that neighbor
is the scallywag Chuck.

(chuckles)
Just breathe.

Freaking out
isn't gonna help.

Look who's staying all calm
in the face of a crisis.

What's that about?

I don't need Zen Rafael
right now, okay?

(scoffs) Who the hell goes to
prison and comes out softer?

It was prison.
He got mellow in prison!

And I knew that.
I was just messing with you.

I'm not trying to be Zen,
just reasonable.

I don't need reasonable!

I need to come up with a plan!

"I," not "we"?

I'm letting her take the lead.

The hotel's succeeding
because of her rebranding idea.

How do you know it's succeeding?
It hasn't even opened yet.

We started taking reservations
last week,

and we are booked solid,
six months out.

Oh, wow.
LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Yeah, that is impressive.

Anyways, Petra's gonna deal

with the whole easement thing,
so...

I'm not gonna stress about it.

Okay, Zen Rafael.

I buy one pair of linen pants...

And grow the world's
worst beard.

Why does everyone
hate the beard?

Except Mateo.

(sighs)

Hey, if I'm nervous

about his parent-teacher
conference tomorrow,

then you must be at a nine.

Closer to a ten... thousand.

Just try to breathe.

I'll see you tomorrow.

Don't wear linen pants

a-and say good night to Abbey.

Will do.

Jane says good night.

Hmm.

Is Jane okay?

Yeah. Just nervous.

Hmm.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ah, yes.
The big preschool evaluation.

I am so pleased to tell you
how much sharing,

cooperation, and, well,
all around good behavior

we've been seeing lately.

Not to mention kindness.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Wow. Looks like they had
nothing to worry about.

You have every reason
to be so proud

of Ellie and Anna.

Oh, thank you again.
So much, Mrs. Taub.

Oh, no.

Thank you, truly.

They are such a joy.

Oh.

(sighs)

Good luck.

Mateo definitely has
a very sweet side.

But he also has some
impulse control issues,

which, I know, we discussed

when we admitted him
a few months ago.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Right. Jane and Rafael decided

he needed more structure
after the terrible twos

stretched to
the friggin' fours.

We know that adjusting to a new
school can be difficult.

And we empathize.

Thank you so much.

But his behavior's
disrupting class,

so we would like you
to get him an aide.

Excuse me?

A shadow.
To follow him around

and help him, and us,
when he acts up.

I know, it's
hard to hear,

but we have enlisted the help
of aides for other children

with behavioral issues,
and we've had great results.

It just feels so drastic.

Do you really think
that's necessary?

If he wants to stay at
the school, then yes.

(thunder rumbles)

Good. This is good.

She gave us two weeks
to whip him into shape.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Translation: Jane begged.

We can do it.
Hmm.

An aide is just...
too extreme.

And, of course,
it goes without saying...

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
But here she is saying it.

Please, don't tell...
Hello, hello.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Yep. That's right.

Petra is the queen
of The Marbella

and queen of the preschool.

How was the conference?

Great.
It went well.

Oh. Whew. Good.

I have to say I feel
a little bit responsible,

since I pulled all those strings
to get Mateo in.

Which, again, we
really appreciate.

Mommy, Mommy, Mommy.
(laughing): Hey.

Mateo, the girls were just about
to have a snack.

Would you like some
mini carrots, too?

Mateo, say thank you.

Carrots... yuk.
(gasps)

Mateo. We don't throw.

Hey. You stop that right now.
That is unacceptable behavior.

Petra. We talked about this.
Please don't discipline my son.

Well, someone has to.

(clears throat)

Okay. I should go.

Okay. Uh, we'll
see you later.
Hmm?

We're taking the
twins to ice cream

'cause they tied for
"Best Helper" in class.

Two weeks in a row.

Great. So happy for them.

Good job, girls.

Thank you, Auntie Jane.

We'll share with Mateo.

Awesome.

Okay. I have to go to work.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Ah, yes. Work.

♪ ♪

Remember Jane's dream job'
with the dream boss?

Well, over the past few years,
that dream boss became...

The Alvarado manuscript?

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
...a nightmare.

Yep. Here you go.

With the edits.

The first round of edits,
not the second.

Fine. So one of the writers
dropped out

of Miami's Ones to Read.

Really?

Uh, so-so there's an open slot?

Yes. Let me know which ones
I should bother to read

and which would make me
gouge my eyes out.

So I'm gonna submit my novel.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
You'll recall we left Jane

working on a novel
about her abuela.

...Miami One to Read.

Don't get too excited.

Who knows if she'll pick it.

Agreed.
(door opens)

Hi, all.

Hey, what are you doing here?

They invited me.

What are you doing here?

Beyond the fact that
we love you both,

do you know what a giant pain

in the ass it is to have
you two not speaking?

Scheduling separate
dinners every week.

Well, re-shoots.

Nope. No way.
Not happening.

(scoffs)

That's one.
What was that?

Oh, come on.

If you two are gonna
act like children,

then we're gonna treat you
like children.

Go. Make up.

That's two.

As I have told you
1,000 times before,

I am very, very sorry about
the way you were portrayed

on the De Le Vega-Factor Factor,

but I didn't know.

And I had no say in it.

You're a producer.

Everybody that works
in television

is a producer.

(bowling pins falling)

You knew they were gonna
portray me like that.

I didn't.
You did.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
This is nose-diving fast.

So I don't know what else
to say to convince you.

But the bottom line
is that the show is over.

So please, can we
just put it behind us?

I've missed you.

Yes.

Okay, let's try.

"And Olivia gives her
a kiss back and says,

'I love you anyway, too.'"

Mommy?

Yes, Mr. Sweetface.

I'm sorry I'm a bad boy.

Mateo, you are not a bad boy.

Don't ever say that.

You are a good boy...

who does things
he shouldn't do sometimes.

But everyone does things
they shouldn't do sometimes.

Like Olivia in the story

when she painted on the walls?

Yeah.

She should have asked her mommy

and used her words.

I try to remember
to use my words,

but sometimes I just forget.

I know.

I love you, Mommy.

I love you, too, Mateo.

Oh.
You're the best

mommy in the world.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Ah. If only everyone

could see this side of him.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Ah, Jane is researching.

Some things never change.

Okay. Time's up.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
But some things do.

Okay.

My plan is to track
Mateo's meltdowns

for a week to see if
there any triggers

to get to the root
of the problem.

Okay.
My plan is martial arts.

Did you get that plan
from Petra?

No. It's from me.

I like what Ellie and Anna
get from it.

And research says that it
teaches discipline

and that it's really great for
overactive kids like Mateo.

Okay. So we have
a two-pronged plan.

Track his meltdowns
and martial arts.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Wow. Admire his commitment

to late modern Florida bro-chic
with classic douche accents.

I need your signature
on this easement.

Ooh. No can do.

You know how I feel
about that kids club.

Screeching rodents are
gonna kill the sensual vibe

of my adults-only pool.

Move that little brat bin to
the other side of your property.

That's ridiculous; you
know the tides there

are way too
dangerous for kids.

On the other hand,
overpopulation

is a major concern.

Look. I'm a reasonable person,
so how about this?

We split the cost
of moving your pool.

(laughs) Shut down my pool
during peak season?

You couldn't pay me enough.

Well, I'm not moving
my clubhouse.

Great. Then I'm gonna
tear it down.

Oh, we'll see about that.

That conclude our business here?

'Cause I got ten minutes to
kill before my next meeting.

Fine, but this is
the last time.

And wipe those
greasy hands first.

(clothes rustling,
zipper unzips)

(Chuck grunts)
(Petra moans)

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Yeah. So let's give them
some privacy.

(bell dings)

♪ It's another sunny day... ♪

SENSEI:
Okay, class, stand up.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Ah, yes. Martial arts.

Fingers crossed it helps.

(Sensei instructing in Japanese)

SENSEI:
All right.

Now close your eyes.

Mateo.

Pay attention, Mateo.

Stand still.

I can't.
I have the wiggles.

Of course you can.

You're only as weak
as you think you are.

You're only as strong
as you choose to be.

Now,

stand perfectly still.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
You can do this, Mateo.

As still as a tree
in the forest.

Sir, yes, sir.
Sir, yes, sir.

SENSEI:
All right, everyone.

Let's begin.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Wow. Look at that.

(Sensei instructs in Japanese)

Punch, kick.

PETRA:
I'm ready for a fight.

And I am more than
willing to play dirty.

Tell me more.

I did a little research.

Turns out those lobsters
you love so much?

The ones that have been on
your hotel's secret menu

for the past month?

Mmm. Granny-slapping good.

Whatever that means.

They're also illegal.

It's off-season for the
spiny lobster in Florida.

And each poaching violation
can get you up to six months

in jail, plus your fishing
boat can get impounded.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Uh-oh. Petra's lobster claws
are coming out.

Really?
And if you don't sign
this easement,

I will turn you in.

So, as our wildlife
commissioner says...

(laughs): Wow. Now you're
gonna quote Uncle Bobby?

What?
Florida wildlife commissioner's
my Uncle Bobby.

And I'll clear up any violations
when I see him at poker night.

Thanks, though.

Okay. Good.

Okay, this is good.
She just tweeted

that her green tea latte
is ♪LiquidZen.

And Lena Dunham

just faved it. Go. Go.

Okay. I'm going.

Don't be scared,
but don't be too confident.

Remember, Jane,
you're as strong

as you choose to be.

(knocks lightly)

What?

Well...

I've never asked you
for... anything,

uh, but, well...

sometimes in life,

certain opportunities
come up and you have

to go after those things,
and I think this might be

one of those times.
Just give me the logline.

Will you read my work
and consider me

for the seventh showcase slot?

Sure.

Anything else?

No.

Thank you.

Strong move, Jane!

Hi-yah!

The strength of your love
nourishes my body...

and my soul, Rogelio.

DIRECTOR:
And cut!

Why won't you
even consider it?

Because I want
the show over.

And we get how you feel,
Rogelio, we really do,

but, uh,
the ratings keep rising.

Then get another gorgeous
fool to play her husband.

Because there's no way
in a million, gazillion,

trillion years...

Trillion is less
than a gazillion.

What?
If you're building,

it's million, trillion...
You see, this is why...

gazillion!
this is why I don't
want to do it!

Everybody
just calm down, okay?

Rogelio, just answer me
one question, okay?
Hmm?

Would this change your mind?

Ah, yes--
the American version

of The Passions of Santos.

You'll recall this was
a passion project of Rogelio's.

You have six months
to get famous enough

to star in the
American version,

or you have to go beg
Rob Lowe to come back.

The network is prepared
to green-light

The Passion of Steve if...

you just give us one more year

of The De La Vega-Factor Factor.

Let's do it.

This country needs
a Latino president,

and you're just the man
to play one on TV.

And if she likes my book,
I mean...

I don't even want
to think about it.

She's gonna love it.

Trust me. I've read it.

You okay?

Yeah. Yeah, it's just...

I don't get how everyone made
such a big mistake

with the construction plans.

I mean, no one noticed they
were going five feet over?

It doesn't make sense.

What?

You're engaging a little.

Oh, don't make it a thing.

Oh, it's definitely a thing.
MATEO: Mommy!

Daddy!
BOTH: Aw...

What's wrong, sweetie?

Jackson's having

his birthday party,

and everyone's invited but me.

Aw.
Honey, I'm sure
it's a misunderstanding.

Hey. So, this is awkward, uh,

but Mateo didn't get an invite
to Jackson's party.

And I'm sure it's
just 'cause he's new, so...

No, it's because
he hit Jackson last week.

And we wrote an apology card.

And he's in martial arts,
so that's helping.

I'm sorry, we can't have
that sort of behavior

at Jackson's party.

Look, I'm sure
this school

has a policy
about inviting all the kids.

We actually don't.
Well, that's crazy.

Take it up with the PTA.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
And, of course,

the president of said PTA is...

Petra.

Yeah, Astrid told me
about the birthday.

And look,
Jane does not want my pity.

Or help.

She's made that very clear
over the years.

You're wrong, and you're
getting Mateo invited.

But that is not why I'm here.

I went back
to the original plans...

and look-- right there.

That 8 used to be a 3.

Someone tampered with it
so we'd build the kids' club

over the property line
and have to take it down.

Who would do that?

And how would they gain
access to the blueprints?

Uh, there are
some greasy fingerprints

along the edges.

PETRA (moaning):
Oh, Chuck...

(moaning, gasping)

RAFAEL:
Wait.

You and Chuck?

Stop. It's embarrassing
enough, okay?

It's just with all the stress

of remodeling
and opening the Marbella...

hate sex with him
was my only escape.

Well, that's not as bad

as when I thought
you were sleeping with Scott.

(groans)
Don't remind me.

Hey, whatever happened
to that guy anyway?

Good point.

I haven't seen him since...

I am done with you!
You are fired!

You can't fire me.

What the hell
is that?

That's the amendment

to Emilio Solano's will.

You burn me,

I burn you.

Who knows?

After he and Anezka split,
he moved away.

Look, this is my mistake.

I'll fix it.

And speaking
of fixing things...

Well, it's a good thing
that Jackson's mom

found your invitation.
And her manners.

But listen to me,
it is very important

that you are on your
tippy-top best behavior.

Sir, yes, sir!
Oh!

(phone chimes)
Mwah! Mwah!

Ugh. Work.

Oh, my God.

Was your boss mean again?

No. Mateo,
she was really nice.

She... she just picked Mommy's
book for a special reading!

Yay, Mommy!
Yay, Mommy!

Yay, Mateo!

(gasps)
It's party time.

BOTH (chanting):
It's party time!
It's party time!

It's party time!

Which brings us here. Now.

Uh, gentle, okay?

Good boy.

(phone chimes)

Ha-ha-ha!

Hey, I got him, I got him.
Uh, keep him away

from the sugar--
he can't handle it.

You know, I really wish you'd
keep your opinions to yourself.

N-Nothing ever stops you
from giving yours.

Well, I don't make critical
remarks about your kids.

JACKSON'S MOM: All right,
everyone gather around for cake!

Yes, that's because
my kids behave.

My son's behavior is
none of your business.

Of course it's my business--
I'm the reason you're here.

What?

Cake!
Rafael.

Did you ask Petra for help?

Yes, I did.

Because he's my son,
and I wanted him here.

You should have told me.
You would have said no.

Exactly!
Because we don't need pity.

Hi-yah!

(gasps)
(kids laughing)

Yeah.

See, I beg to differ.

Hon, put it out of your head.

You apologized.

Now, come on.
This is your night.

Ah, yes.
Welcome to the glittering

Miami literary scene.

Be right back.

Professor Donaldson.

Hi. Thanks for coming.

Well, I was in the area.

Yeah, right.
You're my mentor, okay?

So stop acting like you're not.

Well... you know
I love this book.

So...

(sighs) Thanks
for pushing me to write it.

Big night.

(exhales)

Xo? What is it?

Your fake wife tweeted
about the third season.

(sighs)

Well, it's not true.
She's trying to pressure me.

What?

The network offered

to green-light The
Passions of Steve

in exchange for
another season.

But I turned them down.

It's not worth it.

I won't put you through
another year of that.

Can everyone
please find a seat?

All right, I'm here.
How can I help you, darlin'?

By telling the truth.

(chuckles): What?
I know you did this.

Did what?

Altered the blueprints.

And I won't hesitate
to call the cops

unless you sign this easement.

Petra, I did not do that.

I know you did.
And I staked everything

on this renovation. Everything.

Not just my reputation.
It's my vision.

It's my gift to my daughters.
It's mine.

It's the first
thing, actually,

that's truly mine--
I didn't marry it,

I didn't steal it, I made it--

and now you're trying
to take it all away.

(quietly):
I knew it.

Now, get out of here.

Almost done.
You're up in five, Jane.

So... this might be the moment
to tell you that

though we left Jane working
on a novel about her abuela,

that is not the novel
Jane finished.

That's right.

The book she finished was about
her love story with Michael.

With an important change.

In the book, they got
their "happily ever after."

It was a romance novel,
after all.

(phone chimes)

RAFAEL: Yes, you can.

No, I can't.

I don't know

what I was thinking.

I-I can't stand there
and read a book about Michael...

in front of a bunch

of strangers.
(crying laugh)

I thought I could.

Or maybe that I should.

But I can't.

Rafael, I can't do it.
(sniffles)

It just feels like...

like...

You're giving
a piece of him away?

Yeah. I totally get that.
(faint applause)

And we can talk about it later.

Now, stop crying,
and get out there.

What?

I'm serious.
This is too important.

So wipe up those tears.

Wipe them up right now!

Later you can cry all you want,

but right now you need
to pull yourself together.

Get out there
and read your damn book.

What happened to Zen Rafael?

And if you don't,

I'm taking back two Sundays.

(exhales)

(whispers):
You wouldn't.

Try me.

WOMAN:
You ready?

(exhales)

(shuddering inhale)

(exhales)

"Chapter One.

"Knowing what would happen,

"the heartbreak, the tears,

"the love, the hope,
the betrayal,

"the heartbreak--

"yes,

"it was always the heartbreak.

"Would she do it over?

"And she knew,

"the answer was yes...

because of how it all ended."

(sniffles)

(shuddering breaths)

(exhales)

"But I'm getting ahead
of myself..."

(applause)

(howls)
Bravo!

(Rafael howls)

We, Mom.

We.

We're family, Rogelio.

And no matter
what's happened between us,

we've been through too much to
get hung up on this stupid fight

any longer than we already have.

I couldn't agree more.

And what you did...

turning it down,
well, I appreciate it.

But you helped me achieve my
dream of opening a dance studio.

I can put up with people
trolling me on Twitter

another few months

if it means you get
Passions of Steve on the air.

Are you sure?

Because they're also really mean
to you on Instagram.

(chuckles softly)
I'm strong enough.

Well...

okay then.

It's going to be a
kinder, gentler version.

No more Evil Ex.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Which, for the record,

he fully intended.

I just have to accept now

that I'll still see Darci.

Yeah, I'm sorry stuff got so bad
with you guys,

with all the fertility problems.

We didn't have
fertility problems.

I couldn't go through with it.

I just kept thinking,
I'm not ready to be tied to her.

Permanently.

Which Darci
didn't take

too well.

Should we go, hon?

I just thought I was
further along, you know?

It's been three years.

I thought by now I'd be able
to listen to the message

without crying.

Why?

You are where you are,
right?

You know, I think I'm starting
to see the upside

of Zen Rafael.

Yeah.

You're kind of my best
friend, you know that?

Yeah, I know.

And speaking
of where we are...

Mateo needs a shadow.

He acts out,

he has impulse control
issues,

and we need to accept that
and get him help and support,

which, luckily,
we can afford.

You're right.

(both chuckle)

Mi amor.

How long are you gonna keep
tucking me in, hmm?

(chuckles softly)

(door shuts)

(beep)

MICHAEL: Hey, it's me.
I'm sorry I'm late.

I'll be home in ten minutes.
I stopped to buy an orange.
(crying)

O-Okay, a dozen oranges.

I know what we said
about buying street fruit,

so I'm just preparing you
for a lot of oranges.

Okay, bye.

PETRA:
And it's a brand-new day.

And a brand-new hotel!

(cheering and applause)

♪ ♪

(indistinct chatter)

Thank you.

You're the reason
this wasn't a disaster.

Just supporting.
This is all you.

Still not ready to step back in
full-time?

No. No, not yet.

I tell him
all the time he should.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Oh, wow. I almost forgot

about Rafael's girlfriend,
Abbey.

Which maybe is significant.

But that's for another day.

What the hell?

We broke ground on the...
on the clubhouse

eight months ago, right?

Yeah. Why?

Well, the timeline
doesn't add up.

I started sleeping with
Chuck six months ago.

He couldn't have changed
the blueprints.

You didn't do it.

Like I told you.

Why did you sign the easement?

I think you know why, Petra.

Well, thank you.

And I'm sorry

about all the mean things
I said.

And thought.

Mm-hmm.

I assume the fact

that your hand is now on my ass

is your way
of saying you accept my apology?

Let's make it quick.
I got plans early tomorrow.

(moans)

Who's ready
for a pirate treasure hunt?

(cheering)

I, Swashbuckling
Shawn, must confess,

I've buried some treasure
at this address.

I need your helping hand finding
my loot on this here land.

Look until the sky is starry.

Yo ho ho, you won't be sorry.

(cheering)
JANE:
I'm sorry.

I didn't ask for your help
with Mateo because...

Well, it made me feel
like I failed him as a parent.

Like I let my sadness
get in the way,

and that's why he's acting out.

Yeah, no kidding. And I've been
waiting to tell you

that's
just completely ridiculous.

Look, I don't know
how you did it,

but you have been
an incredible mother.

And I know.

I've seen you once a week
for the past two years.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Which was true, for the record.

(children giggling)

You won't ruin them.

I promise.

Trust me, I worry
about that, too.

(scoffs)

(sighs)

I do.

So let's check in
on each other, okay?

Once a week. We'll get
the kids together,

because they're siblings,
and we'll just make sure

that everything's okay.

You don't have to do this.

I don't like
to be pitied, okay?

Are you serious?

Don't make me pull
the widow card.

I need this, too, okay?

And then, the rest of the week,
we'll never speak of it.

Fine.
(clears throat)

Brunch.

On Saturdays.

Which, for the record,
they did.

Every single Saturday.

Come rain or come shine.

I'm remembering Alba's words
right now,

how Jane's life
will be beautiful again,

in different ways.

This way!
(children shouting, whooping)

Aye, he's found something!

(cheering)

Hmm. I can't see far,
I can't see yonder.

What might be blockin'
this, I wonder.

(gasps)

It is my pleasure to
tell you the treasure

is hidden in a place where
the sea meets the land.

That's right, children.
I'm talking the sand!

(cheering)

Shh!

(clinking)
Hey!

Yes.
(children giggling)

Yes, I can hear you.

Okay.

Yes.

Thank you.

Okay, so, yeah,
so, um, we'll be in touch.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

A publisher wants
to buy my novel about Michael.

Oh, my God.
Wait, what?

(chuckles)

Oh, m...
That's incredible.

Mommy's got a book deal!

Yay!
Yay!

High five! High five!

I told you you got this.

GIRL:
I got it!

I got it!

It is our duty

to unlock that booty!

(grunts) And now we must set
that there treasure free

by finding that pesky old
skeleton key.

But how? By where?

What's that? Over there!

To Michael.

ALL:
To Michael!

Cheers! To avoiding the curse
of Davy Jones' Locker.

Oh, my God.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
What is it?

What? What?

What?

We need to get
to the beach, right now.

(gulls calling)

Uh-oh, mateys,

it looks as if the black spot

was placed on dear old Scott.

(lightning crashing)