1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:02,368 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: As Rogelio once said, 2 00:00:02,370 --> 00:00:04,269 and also Charles Dickens, 3 00:00:04,271 --> 00:00:05,504 "It was the best of times, 4 00:00:05,506 --> 00:00:07,139 it was the worst of times." 5 00:00:07,141 --> 00:00:09,375 So, let's start with the good, shall we? 6 00:00:09,377 --> 00:00:11,043 Jane got a dream job, 7 00:00:11,045 --> 00:00:12,411 working for a high-powered publisher 8 00:00:12,413 --> 00:00:14,513 and her mom had recently reunited 9 00:00:14,515 --> 00:00:16,248 with her old flame, Bruce, 10 00:00:16,250 --> 00:00:17,549 and she was feeling it. 11 00:00:17,551 --> 00:00:19,385 Oh, and Jane's father? 12 00:00:19,387 --> 00:00:21,553 Well, he had fallen for his matchmaker, Darci, 13 00:00:21,555 --> 00:00:23,122 and agreed to star in her reality show 14 00:00:23,124 --> 00:00:24,523 during his break from telenovelas. 15 00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:26,258 Oh, and speaking of telenovelas, 16 00:00:26,260 --> 00:00:28,560 remember Petra and her twin sister, Anezka? 17 00:00:28,562 --> 00:00:31,030 Well, Petra wanted Anezka out of the country. 18 00:00:31,032 --> 00:00:33,732 Only Anezka married Scott. 19 00:00:33,734 --> 00:00:35,567 And on the topic of family drama, 20 00:00:35,569 --> 00:00:37,469 Rafael recently found out his parents 21 00:00:37,471 --> 00:00:39,571 weren't really his parents. Wow. 22 00:00:39,573 --> 00:00:41,673 But before he knew that, he'd covered up 23 00:00:41,675 --> 00:00:43,042 his late father's art theft. 24 00:00:43,044 --> 00:00:44,710 So, he came clean to the police. 25 00:00:44,712 --> 00:00:46,745 And they cut him a deal, which included jail time. 26 00:00:46,747 --> 00:00:48,480 And at first, Petra was all... 27 00:00:48,482 --> 00:00:50,682 No! I reject your defeat. 28 00:00:50,684 --> 00:00:52,718 But, ultimately, she changed her mind. 29 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:54,153 Whatever you want to do, you do. 30 00:00:54,155 --> 00:00:56,622 I want a clean slate. 31 00:00:59,193 --> 00:01:01,493 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And now, for the worst of times. 32 00:01:01,495 --> 00:01:03,796 You'll recall, Jane married Michael. 33 00:01:03,798 --> 00:01:06,632 But then, this happened. 34 00:01:06,634 --> 00:01:08,534 And he seemed to recover. 35 00:01:08,536 --> 00:01:09,668 Until... 36 00:01:09,670 --> 00:01:11,770 (gasps) 37 00:01:15,743 --> 00:01:17,376 ♪ ♪ 38 00:01:17,400 --> 00:01:24,400 ReEncoded By Dr.XJ | PSA www.PSArips.com 39 00:01:51,145 --> 00:01:54,513 (crying): How did you do it, Abuela? 40 00:02:00,754 --> 00:02:03,455 (Mateo laughs) 41 00:02:03,457 --> 00:02:06,558 (exhales deeply) 42 00:02:12,233 --> 00:02:13,198 No... Mm-hmm. 43 00:02:20,608 --> 00:02:23,375 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And so, little by little, 44 00:02:23,377 --> 00:02:25,544 they did. 45 00:02:36,790 --> 00:02:38,390 (sighs) 46 00:02:38,392 --> 00:02:40,292 Mateo, hurry up. 47 00:02:40,294 --> 00:02:42,427 I'm ready, Mom. 48 00:02:42,429 --> 00:02:44,696 Shoes. Come on, sweetie, 49 00:02:44,698 --> 00:02:46,632 we don't want to be late for the wedding. 50 00:02:57,178 --> 00:02:59,511 (magical chimes) You got this. 51 00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:05,918 Hmm. 52 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:11,890 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: But don't feel bad for her. 53 00:03:11,892 --> 00:03:13,659 She's got this. 54 00:03:13,661 --> 00:03:15,928 Her words, not mine. 55 00:03:18,332 --> 00:03:19,765 MATEO: No clothes! 56 00:03:19,767 --> 00:03:21,400 (Mateo laughing) 57 00:03:21,402 --> 00:03:22,534 MATEO: No! 58 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:24,269 (Alba groans) (Mateo laughs) 59 00:03:26,207 --> 00:03:29,208 Abuela, no more yelling, remember? 60 00:03:29,210 --> 00:03:30,809 We have a new system. 61 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:41,620 (Mateo laughing) 62 00:03:41,622 --> 00:03:43,388 Mateo, put your clothes back on right now. 63 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:45,357 No, I want to build a fort. 64 00:03:45,359 --> 00:03:47,926 (claps) That's one clap of thunder, Mateo. 65 00:03:47,928 --> 00:03:49,828 Now put your clothes back on right now. 66 00:03:49,830 --> 00:03:51,763 Fort, fort, fort. 67 00:03:51,765 --> 00:03:53,265 That's two claps of thunder, Mateo. 68 00:03:53,267 --> 00:03:54,233 MATEO: No! 69 00:03:54,235 --> 00:03:55,568 No more thunder! 70 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:56,902 Then put your clothes back on so that we can go. 71 00:03:56,904 --> 00:03:59,671 No. No. No! Fort jump! 72 00:03:59,673 --> 00:04:01,373 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, no. Don't tell me 73 00:04:01,375 --> 00:04:03,008 Mr. Sweetface's face 74 00:04:03,010 --> 00:04:04,810 is now the only sweet thing about him. 75 00:04:04,812 --> 00:04:06,745 That's three claps of thunder, Mateo. 76 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:08,747 No, you're a bad head! 77 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:10,749 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Bad head? That's the best you can do? 78 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:13,719 Okay, that's it. It's a rainy day. 79 00:04:13,721 --> 00:04:15,020 No, I don't want it! 80 00:04:16,757 --> 00:04:17,990 (thunder claps) 81 00:04:17,992 --> 00:04:19,625 (yelling) 82 00:04:19,627 --> 00:04:20,993 (yelling continues) 83 00:04:20,995 --> 00:04:22,427 (sighs) 84 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:24,596 MATEO: Fort, fort, fort! 85 00:04:25,866 --> 00:04:27,866 Mm-hmm. 86 00:04:27,868 --> 00:04:29,635 Mateo, get off the couch right now. 87 00:04:29,637 --> 00:04:31,336 No, I hate you! 88 00:04:31,338 --> 00:04:34,006 You're the worstest mommy in the whole world! 89 00:04:34,008 --> 00:04:35,907 (Mateo yelling) 90 00:04:35,909 --> 00:04:38,343 Well, that's too bad. You're stuck with me. 91 00:04:38,345 --> 00:04:41,280 We can't wait much longer to start the ceremony. 92 00:04:41,282 --> 00:04:42,748 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yep, that's right. 93 00:04:42,750 --> 00:04:46,451 Rogelio's the one getting married. 94 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:48,987 Just one more minute, Jane will be here. 95 00:04:48,989 --> 00:04:51,690 I'll stall as long as I can, but she's going full bridezilla. 96 00:04:51,692 --> 00:04:53,025 I know what you're thinking. 97 00:04:53,027 --> 00:04:56,295 Who's the lucky bridezilla? 98 00:04:56,297 --> 00:04:57,796 Huh? 99 00:04:57,798 --> 00:04:59,665 Ugh! 100 00:04:59,667 --> 00:05:00,966 Mateo, give me my phone. 101 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:01,967 We need to leave. 102 00:05:01,969 --> 00:05:04,703 Come... (grunts) 103 00:05:04,705 --> 00:05:06,605 (grunting) 104 00:05:06,607 --> 00:05:09,007 ("Here Comes the Bride" begins playing) 105 00:05:12,713 --> 00:05:14,446 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yep. That's right. 106 00:05:14,448 --> 00:05:16,515 He's marrying Darci. 107 00:05:18,352 --> 00:05:21,753 Ugh! This is a very rainy day, do you hear me, Mateo? 108 00:05:21,755 --> 00:05:23,555 A very rainy day. 109 00:05:23,557 --> 00:05:27,092 And when I look at you, it's like I won the lottery, 110 00:05:27,094 --> 00:05:30,862 and the payouts will last a lifetime. 111 00:05:30,864 --> 00:05:33,732 Oh, no! Jane is missing Rogelio's freaking wedding! 112 00:05:33,734 --> 00:05:36,034 But I also got it in one lump sum. 113 00:05:36,036 --> 00:05:39,805 The lump sum of your love. 114 00:05:42,476 --> 00:05:43,709 (whispering): Oh, God. 115 00:05:43,711 --> 00:05:45,077 No, no, no. 116 00:05:47,915 --> 00:05:48,980 Ooh, cut! 117 00:05:48,982 --> 00:05:49,915 (sighs) 118 00:05:49,917 --> 00:05:51,049 Jane's here! 119 00:05:51,051 --> 00:05:53,385 (bell ringing) 120 00:05:53,387 --> 00:05:55,921 JANE: I'm so sorry, Dad, Darci. 121 00:05:55,923 --> 00:05:58,490 That's fine. That was just for the master. 122 00:05:58,492 --> 00:06:00,759 We still have a bunch of other angles to shoot. 123 00:06:00,761 --> 00:06:02,594 Okay. (sighs) 124 00:06:03,897 --> 00:06:05,764 Is that kid gonna keep it together? 125 00:06:05,766 --> 00:06:09,067 No! You do not talk about Matelio, 126 00:06:09,069 --> 00:06:12,003 you diabolical shrew. 127 00:06:12,005 --> 00:06:14,906 I thank God every day that 128 00:06:14,908 --> 00:06:16,641 I never had a baby with you. 129 00:06:16,643 --> 00:06:17,642 And I thank God 130 00:06:17,644 --> 00:06:19,411 I never tarnished my DNA 131 00:06:19,413 --> 00:06:20,645 by co-mingling it with yours. 132 00:06:20,647 --> 00:06:21,646 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: So yeah. 133 00:06:21,648 --> 00:06:22,681 That true love shtick? 134 00:06:22,683 --> 00:06:23,949 Strictly for the cameras. 135 00:06:23,951 --> 00:06:25,083 Sorry, we're just tweaking 136 00:06:25,085 --> 00:06:26,118 the lighting, folks. 137 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:27,753 Enjoy a little promo reel. 138 00:06:27,755 --> 00:06:29,655 (music playing) 139 00:06:29,656 --> 00:06:31,556 CHEESY REALITY SHOW NARRATOR: He came in looking for a match. 140 00:06:33,527 --> 00:06:35,894 But it turned out, the match was her. 141 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:40,799 TV NARRATOR: Nothing could tear them apart. 142 00:06:40,801 --> 00:06:42,501 Aah! 143 00:06:44,505 --> 00:06:46,738 (chuckles) 144 00:06:50,177 --> 00:06:52,077 Not even fertility problems. 145 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:54,980 You're my baby. 146 00:06:54,982 --> 00:06:58,083 Or even scarier, his evil ex. 147 00:06:58,085 --> 00:07:00,786 (shrieks) This is (bleep) ridiculous! 148 00:07:00,788 --> 00:07:03,088 You've got to be (bleep) kidding me with this (bleep)! 149 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:05,490 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Which brings us to... 150 00:07:05,492 --> 00:07:07,926 Yep. The evil ex. 151 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:09,194 (grunts) 152 00:07:09,196 --> 00:07:11,963 Why do they keep showing that stupid clip? 153 00:07:11,965 --> 00:07:14,065 It's completely out of context. 154 00:07:14,067 --> 00:07:18,570 I had just spilled hot coffee on myself. 155 00:07:18,572 --> 00:07:21,640 I know, hon. Just be glad the show is finally ending. 156 00:07:21,642 --> 00:07:23,442 (moans) Thank God. 157 00:07:23,444 --> 00:07:26,111 It'll be nice to go outside again without getting harassed. 158 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:29,448 How dare you mess with Dargelio! 159 00:07:29,450 --> 00:07:31,183 (grunts) (screams) 160 00:07:31,185 --> 00:07:33,785 On the plus side, you have gotten a lot 161 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:35,187 of free publicity for the new dance studio. 162 00:07:35,189 --> 00:07:37,722 (scoffs) Free publicity is not worth being named 163 00:07:37,724 --> 00:07:41,593 one of BuzzFeed's Ten Most Notorious Reality Show Villains. 164 00:07:41,595 --> 00:07:45,564 Oh, and Rogelio RSVP'd yes, 165 00:07:45,566 --> 00:07:48,600 so we're skipping the Marbella's grand re-opening. 166 00:07:48,602 --> 00:07:50,869 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yep. You heard that right. 167 00:07:50,871 --> 00:07:53,672 Wait'll you see the brand new Marbella! 168 00:07:53,674 --> 00:07:55,474 That'll put a smile on your face. 169 00:07:55,476 --> 00:07:57,476 Why is no one smiling? 170 00:07:59,613 --> 00:08:02,180 This is supposed to be the second happiest place on Earth. 171 00:08:02,182 --> 00:08:04,616 Families are coming here for luxurious fun. 172 00:08:04,618 --> 00:08:06,785 I don't care if a customer is stabbing you with a fork. 173 00:08:06,787 --> 00:08:08,086 You keep smiling. 174 00:08:08,088 --> 00:08:09,788 Perfect. 175 00:08:09,790 --> 00:08:11,089 Now get back to work. 176 00:08:15,062 --> 00:08:16,561 (sighs) Come on, girls. 177 00:08:16,563 --> 00:08:18,129 You're gonna demo the new pirate treasure hunt. 178 00:08:20,501 --> 00:08:21,967 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Wow. 179 00:08:21,969 --> 00:08:23,935 those are some well-behaved little girls. 180 00:08:23,937 --> 00:08:25,670 I didn't even realize they were there. 181 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:26,905 Oh, no. 182 00:08:27,908 --> 00:08:29,774 The little man is gonna behave. 183 00:08:29,776 --> 00:08:31,643 We have a new system. Don't worry. 184 00:08:31,645 --> 00:08:33,645 Please, Mommy, let him come. 185 00:08:33,647 --> 00:08:36,081 Ahoy, mateys! To the beach we go. 186 00:08:36,083 --> 00:08:37,649 Ow! 187 00:08:37,651 --> 00:08:38,917 Mateo! 188 00:08:38,919 --> 00:08:40,519 It's all right. I know Mateo's just playing. 189 00:08:41,655 --> 00:08:43,522 Take Pammy the Parrot with you. 190 00:08:43,524 --> 00:08:45,690 Aye, Captain. Now, the most important part 191 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:49,294 of our treasure hunt is to avoid our dastardly villain. 192 00:08:51,598 --> 00:08:52,797 Chuck. 193 00:08:52,799 --> 00:08:54,666 Ah, yes, 194 00:08:54,668 --> 00:08:57,869 Chuck Chesser. 195 00:09:06,313 --> 00:09:07,746 What are you doing here? 196 00:09:07,748 --> 00:09:09,648 Just wanted a word 197 00:09:09,650 --> 00:09:11,883 about your Critter Cage. 198 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:14,286 I already told you, we're not moving the Kids' Club. 199 00:09:14,288 --> 00:09:15,987 Not sure you got a choice, darlin'. 200 00:09:15,989 --> 00:09:17,038 Petra. 201 00:09:17,039 --> 00:09:18,088 Look, I'm just here to give you 202 00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:20,025 a friendly neighborhood heads-up. 203 00:09:20,027 --> 00:09:22,894 Heard you got a problem with your final inspection. 204 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:24,863 (scoffs) What? 205 00:09:24,865 --> 00:09:25,897 (chuckles) 206 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:27,098 No, that can't be right. 207 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:28,199 INSPECTOR: He's right. 208 00:09:28,201 --> 00:09:30,235 You have a problem. 209 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:33,071 The structure 210 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:34,739 is five feet over the property line, 211 00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:36,942 which means you can't get your certificate of occupancy 212 00:09:36,944 --> 00:09:38,176 for your Kids' Clubhouse. 213 00:09:38,178 --> 00:09:40,979 Uh, the grand opening is in five days, 214 00:09:40,981 --> 00:09:42,314 so that's not an option. 215 00:09:42,316 --> 00:09:43,648 Either tear it down 216 00:09:43,650 --> 00:09:45,283 or get an easement from your neighbor. 217 00:09:45,285 --> 00:09:46,751 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: I'll remind you, friends, 218 00:09:46,753 --> 00:09:49,020 that neighbor is the scallywag Chuck. 219 00:09:49,022 --> 00:09:50,889 (chuckles) Just breathe. 220 00:09:50,891 --> 00:09:52,824 Freaking out isn't gonna help. 221 00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:55,160 Look who's staying all calm in the face of a crisis. 222 00:09:55,162 --> 00:09:56,761 What's that about? 223 00:09:56,763 --> 00:09:58,763 I don't need Zen Rafael right now, okay? 224 00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:01,633 (scoffs) Who the hell goes to prison and comes out softer? 225 00:10:01,635 --> 00:10:04,035 It was prison. He got mellow in prison! 226 00:10:04,037 --> 00:10:05,971 And I knew that. I was just messing with you. 227 00:10:05,973 --> 00:10:09,107 I'm not trying to be Zen, just reasonable. 228 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,642 I don't need reasonable! 229 00:10:10,644 --> 00:10:13,745 I need to come up with a plan! 230 00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:15,113 "I," not "we"? 231 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:16,915 I'm letting her take the lead. 232 00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:19,250 The hotel's succeeding because of her rebranding idea. 233 00:10:19,252 --> 00:10:21,987 How do you know it's succeeding? It hasn't even opened yet. 234 00:10:21,989 --> 00:10:23,989 We started taking reservations last week, 235 00:10:23,991 --> 00:10:26,691 and we are booked solid, six months out. 236 00:10:26,693 --> 00:10:29,194 Oh, wow. LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yeah, that is impressive. 237 00:10:29,196 --> 00:10:30,729 Anyways, Petra's gonna deal 238 00:10:30,731 --> 00:10:32,197 with the whole easement thing, so... 239 00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:34,399 I'm not gonna stress about it. 240 00:10:34,401 --> 00:10:36,401 Okay, Zen Rafael. 241 00:10:36,403 --> 00:10:39,170 I buy one pair of linen pants... 242 00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:41,239 And grow the world's worst beard. 243 00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:43,008 Why does everyone hate the beard? 244 00:10:43,010 --> 00:10:44,776 Except Mateo. 245 00:10:44,778 --> 00:10:45,910 (sighs) 246 00:10:45,912 --> 00:10:47,412 Hey, if I'm nervous 247 00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:49,214 about his parent-teacher conference tomorrow, 248 00:10:49,216 --> 00:10:51,349 then you must be at a nine. 249 00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:54,119 Closer to a ten... thousand. 250 00:10:54,121 --> 00:10:55,687 Just try to breathe. 251 00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:56,955 I'll see you tomorrow. 252 00:10:56,957 --> 00:10:58,089 Don't wear linen pants 253 00:10:58,091 --> 00:10:59,858 a-and say good night to Abbey. 254 00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:01,993 Will do. 255 00:11:04,931 --> 00:11:06,331 Jane says good night. 256 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:08,400 Hmm. 257 00:11:14,941 --> 00:11:16,808 Is Jane okay? 258 00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:19,811 Yeah. Just nervous. 259 00:11:19,813 --> 00:11:21,946 Hmm. 260 00:11:21,948 --> 00:11:24,683 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ah, yes. The big preschool evaluation. 261 00:11:24,685 --> 00:11:27,786 I am so pleased to tell you how much sharing, 262 00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:30,321 cooperation, and, well, all around good behavior 263 00:11:30,323 --> 00:11:31,956 we've been seeing lately. 264 00:11:31,958 --> 00:11:34,225 Not to mention kindness. 265 00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:37,228 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Wow. Looks like they had nothing to worry about. 266 00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:40,799 You have every reason to be so proud 267 00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:42,367 of Ellie and Anna. 268 00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:44,803 Oh, thank you again. So much, Mrs. Taub. 269 00:11:44,805 --> 00:11:46,004 Oh, no. 270 00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:47,272 Thank you, truly. 271 00:11:47,274 --> 00:11:49,374 They are such a joy. 272 00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:52,077 Oh. 273 00:11:52,079 --> 00:11:54,079 (sighs) 274 00:11:54,081 --> 00:11:55,947 Good luck. 275 00:11:57,984 --> 00:12:02,821 Mateo definitely has a very sweet side. 276 00:12:02,823 --> 00:12:06,257 But he also has some impulse control issues, 277 00:12:06,259 --> 00:12:07,926 which, I know, we discussed 278 00:12:07,928 --> 00:12:09,761 when we admitted him a few months ago. 279 00:12:09,763 --> 00:12:11,396 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Right. Jane and Rafael decided 280 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:13,865 he needed more structure after the terrible twos 281 00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:15,767 stretched to the friggin' fours. 282 00:12:15,769 --> 00:12:18,036 We know that adjusting to a new school can be difficult. 283 00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:19,437 And we empathize. 284 00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:21,206 Thank you so much. 285 00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:22,941 But his behavior's disrupting class, 286 00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:24,476 so we would like you to get him an aide. 287 00:12:24,478 --> 00:12:26,111 Excuse me? 288 00:12:26,113 --> 00:12:28,012 A shadow. To follow him around 289 00:12:28,014 --> 00:12:29,948 and help him, and us, when he acts up. 290 00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:33,451 I know, it's hard to hear, 291 00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:36,154 but we have enlisted the help of aides for other children 292 00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:38,823 with behavioral issues, and we've had great results. 293 00:12:38,825 --> 00:12:42,794 It just feels so drastic. 294 00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:44,429 Do you really think that's necessary? 295 00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:47,165 If he wants to stay at the school, then yes. 296 00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:49,267 (thunder rumbles) 297 00:12:54,841 --> 00:12:56,141 Good. This is good. 298 00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:57,876 She gave us two weeks to whip him into shape. 299 00:12:57,878 --> 00:12:59,144 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Translation: Jane begged. 300 00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:00,512 We can do it. Hmm. 301 00:13:00,514 --> 00:13:04,282 An aide is just... too extreme. 302 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,017 And, of course, it goes without saying... 303 00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:07,285 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: But here she is saying it. 304 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:09,854 Please, don't tell... Hello, hello. 305 00:13:09,856 --> 00:13:11,189 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yep. That's right. 306 00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:13,057 Petra is the queen of The Marbella 307 00:13:13,059 --> 00:13:15,059 and queen of the preschool. 308 00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:16,394 How was the conference? 309 00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:17,462 Great. It went well. 310 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:19,297 Oh. Whew. Good. 311 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,466 I have to say I feel a little bit responsible, 312 00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:23,468 since I pulled all those strings to get Mateo in. 313 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:26,204 Which, again, we really appreciate. 314 00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:28,206 Mommy, Mommy, Mommy. (laughing): Hey. 315 00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:29,941 Mateo, the girls were just about to have a snack. 316 00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:31,209 Would you like some mini carrots, too? 317 00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:33,478 Mateo, say thank you. 318 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:36,214 Carrots... yuk. (gasps) 319 00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:38,917 Mateo. We don't throw. 320 00:13:38,919 --> 00:13:42,487 Hey. You stop that right now. That is unacceptable behavior. 321 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,956 Petra. We talked about this. Please don't discipline my son. 322 00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:46,191 Well, someone has to. 323 00:13:46,193 --> 00:13:47,358 (clears throat) 324 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:48,827 Okay. I should go. 325 00:13:48,829 --> 00:13:51,963 Okay. Uh, we'll see you later. Hmm? 326 00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:53,565 We're taking the twins to ice cream 327 00:13:53,567 --> 00:13:55,500 'cause they tied for "Best Helper" in class. 328 00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,402 Two weeks in a row. 329 00:13:59,105 --> 00:14:01,406 Great. So happy for them. 330 00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:02,574 Good job, girls. 331 00:14:02,576 --> 00:14:03,975 Thank you, Auntie Jane. 332 00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:05,243 We'll share with Mateo. 333 00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:06,244 Awesome. 334 00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:09,280 Okay. I have to go to work. 335 00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:11,583 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ah, yes. Work. 336 00:14:11,585 --> 00:14:14,285 ♪ ♪ 337 00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:16,888 Remember Jane's dream job' with the dream boss? 338 00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:20,058 Well, over the past few years, that dream boss became... 339 00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:22,994 The Alvarado manuscript? 340 00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:24,262 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: ...a nightmare. 341 00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:25,597 Yep. Here you go. 342 00:14:25,599 --> 00:14:26,865 With the edits. 343 00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:32,136 The first round of edits, not the second. 344 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:38,209 Fine. So one of the writers dropped out 345 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,078 of Miami's Ones to Read. 346 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:42,013 Really? 347 00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:43,615 Uh, so-so there's an open slot? 348 00:14:43,617 --> 00:14:46,951 Yes. Let me know which ones I should bother to read 349 00:14:46,953 --> 00:14:48,486 and which would make me gouge my eyes out. 350 00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:57,295 So I'm gonna submit my novel. 351 00:14:57,297 --> 00:14:59,030 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: You'll recall we left Jane 352 00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:01,132 working on a novel about her abuela. 353 00:15:03,637 --> 00:15:05,236 ...Miami One to Read. 354 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:06,404 Don't get too excited. 355 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:08,106 Who knows if she'll pick it. 356 00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:12,010 Agreed. (door opens) 357 00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:13,144 Hi, all. 358 00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:15,113 Hey, what are you doing here? 359 00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:16,381 They invited me. 360 00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:18,116 What are you doing here? 361 00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:26,457 Beyond the fact that we love you both, 362 00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:28,026 do you know what a giant pain 363 00:15:28,028 --> 00:15:30,595 in the ass it is to have you two not speaking? 364 00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:32,397 Scheduling separate dinners every week. 365 00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:37,035 Well, re-shoots. 366 00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:42,273 Nope. No way. Not happening. 367 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:43,474 (scoffs) 368 00:15:45,211 --> 00:15:47,612 That's one. What was that? 369 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,113 Oh, come on. 370 00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:50,315 If you two are gonna act like children, 371 00:15:50,317 --> 00:15:51,449 then we're gonna treat you like children. 372 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:52,583 Go. Make up. 373 00:15:55,989 --> 00:15:57,322 That's two. 374 00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:05,363 As I have told you 1,000 times before, 375 00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:09,067 I am very, very sorry about the way you were portrayed 376 00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:10,368 on the De Le Vega-Factor Factor, 377 00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:11,536 but I didn't know. 378 00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:13,237 And I had no say in it. 379 00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:14,472 You're a producer. 380 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:15,640 Everybody that works in television 381 00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:17,475 is a producer. 382 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,212 (bowling pins falling) 383 00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:23,214 You knew they were gonna portray me like that. 384 00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:25,116 I didn't. You did. 385 00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:26,684 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: This is nose-diving fast. 386 00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:29,387 So I don't know what else to say to convince you. 387 00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:33,257 But the bottom line is that the show is over. 388 00:16:33,259 --> 00:16:38,529 So please, can we just put it behind us? 389 00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:41,299 I've missed you. 390 00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:47,138 Yes. 391 00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:48,506 Okay, let's try. 392 00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:56,014 "And Olivia gives her a kiss back and says, 393 00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:59,317 'I love you anyway, too.'" 394 00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:01,686 Mommy? 395 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,588 Yes, Mr. Sweetface. 396 00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:06,424 I'm sorry I'm a bad boy. 397 00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:10,728 Mateo, you are not a bad boy. 398 00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:12,263 Don't ever say that. 399 00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:14,165 You are a good boy... 400 00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:16,401 who does things he shouldn't do sometimes. 401 00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:18,669 But everyone does things they shouldn't do sometimes. 402 00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:21,272 Like Olivia in the story 403 00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:23,474 when she painted on the walls? 404 00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:24,542 Yeah. 405 00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:25,610 She should have asked her mommy 406 00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:27,178 and used her words. 407 00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:29,680 I try to remember to use my words, 408 00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:32,083 but sometimes I just forget. 409 00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:34,185 I know. 410 00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:35,753 I love you, Mommy. 411 00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:38,823 I love you, too, Mateo. 412 00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:41,392 Oh. You're the best 413 00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,227 mommy in the world. 414 00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:45,229 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ah. If only everyone 415 00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:47,498 could see this side of him. 416 00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:56,174 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ah, Jane is researching. 417 00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:57,608 Some things never change. 418 00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:59,377 Okay. Time's up. 419 00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:00,578 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: But some things do. 420 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,146 Okay. 421 00:18:02,148 --> 00:18:03,347 My plan is to track Mateo's meltdowns 422 00:18:03,349 --> 00:18:05,450 for a week to see if there any triggers 423 00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:06,617 to get to the root of the problem. 424 00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:09,220 Okay. My plan is martial arts. 425 00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:12,156 Did you get that plan from Petra? 426 00:18:13,827 --> 00:18:16,694 No. It's from me. 427 00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:18,496 I like what Ellie and Anna get from it. 428 00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:20,731 And research says that it teaches discipline 429 00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:23,501 and that it's really great for overactive kids like Mateo. 430 00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:26,737 Okay. So we have a two-pronged plan. 431 00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:29,807 Track his meltdowns and martial arts. 432 00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:36,647 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Wow. Admire his commitment 433 00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:40,351 to late modern Florida bro-chic with classic douche accents. 434 00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:42,386 I need your signature on this easement. 435 00:18:42,388 --> 00:18:44,522 Ooh. No can do. 436 00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:46,757 You know how I feel about that kids club. 437 00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:48,726 Screeching rodents are gonna kill the sensual vibe 438 00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:50,461 of my adults-only pool. 439 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:53,397 Move that little brat bin to the other side of your property. 440 00:18:53,399 --> 00:18:54,799 That's ridiculous; you know the tides there 441 00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:56,234 are way too dangerous for kids. 442 00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:57,802 On the other hand, overpopulation 443 00:18:57,804 --> 00:19:00,905 is a major concern. 444 00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:03,808 Look. I'm a reasonable person, so how about this? 445 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,843 We split the cost of moving your pool. 446 00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:08,546 (laughs) Shut down my pool during peak season? 447 00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:10,148 You couldn't pay me enough. 448 00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:11,415 Well, I'm not moving my clubhouse. 449 00:19:11,417 --> 00:19:12,450 Great. Then I'm gonna tear it down. 450 00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:13,451 Oh, we'll see about that. 451 00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:17,155 That conclude our business here? 452 00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:20,625 'Cause I got ten minutes to kill before my next meeting. 453 00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:23,161 Fine, but this is the last time. 454 00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:24,862 And wipe those greasy hands first. 455 00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:26,430 (clothes rustling, zipper unzips) 456 00:19:26,432 --> 00:19:28,566 (Chuck grunts) (Petra moans) 457 00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:30,434 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Yeah. So let's give them some privacy. 458 00:19:30,436 --> 00:19:31,702 (bell dings) 459 00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:40,478 ♪ It's another sunny day... ♪ 460 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:41,879 SENSEI: Okay, class, stand up. 461 00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:43,781 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Ah, yes. Martial arts. 462 00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:45,816 Fingers crossed it helps. 463 00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:50,588 (Sensei instructing in Japanese) 464 00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:54,792 SENSEI: All right. 465 00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:56,661 Now close your eyes. 466 00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:58,796 Mateo. 467 00:19:58,798 --> 00:19:59,897 Pay attention, Mateo. 468 00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:01,365 Stand still. 469 00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:03,901 I can't. I have the wiggles. 470 00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:05,586 Of course you can. 471 00:20:05,587 --> 00:20:07,270 You're only as weak as you think you are. 472 00:20:07,273 --> 00:20:09,507 You're only as strong as you choose to be. 473 00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:10,708 Now, 474 00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,577 stand perfectly still. 475 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,646 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: You can do this, Mateo. 476 00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:18,249 As still as a tree in the forest. 477 00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:24,455 Sir, yes, sir. Sir, yes, sir. 478 00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:26,824 SENSEI: All right, everyone. 479 00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:28,593 Let's begin. 480 00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:30,995 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Wow. Look at that. 481 00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:32,563 (Sensei instructs in Japanese) 482 00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:35,266 Punch, kick. 483 00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:38,269 PETRA: I'm ready for a fight. 484 00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:39,971 And I am more than willing to play dirty. 485 00:20:39,973 --> 00:20:41,405 Tell me more. 486 00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:42,740 I did a little research. 487 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,408 Turns out those lobsters you love so much? 488 00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:45,676 The ones that have been on your hotel's secret menu 489 00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:46,844 for the past month? 490 00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:48,679 Mmm. Granny-slapping good. 491 00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:50,414 Whatever that means. 492 00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:52,984 They're also illegal. 493 00:20:52,986 --> 00:20:54,952 It's off-season for the spiny lobster in Florida. 494 00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:57,755 And each poaching violation can get you up to six months 495 00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:00,324 in jail, plus your fishing boat can get impounded. 496 00:21:00,326 --> 00:21:02,593 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Uh-oh. Petra's lobster claws are coming out. 497 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,996 Really? And if you don't sign this easement, 498 00:21:04,998 --> 00:21:06,831 I will turn you in. 499 00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:08,733 So, as our wildlife commissioner says... 500 00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:15,273 (laughs): Wow. Now you're gonna quote Uncle Bobby? 501 00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:18,609 What? Florida wildlife commissioner's my Uncle Bobby. 502 00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:22,546 And I'll clear up any violations when I see him at poker night. 503 00:21:22,548 --> 00:21:23,848 Thanks, though. 504 00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:30,054 Okay. Good. 505 00:21:30,056 --> 00:21:31,922 Okay, this is good. She just tweeted 506 00:21:31,924 --> 00:21:33,958 that her green tea latte is ♪LiquidZen. 507 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,359 And Lena Dunham 508 00:21:35,361 --> 00:21:37,028 just faved it. Go. Go. 509 00:21:37,030 --> 00:21:38,696 Okay. I'm going. 510 00:21:38,698 --> 00:21:40,931 Don't be scared, but don't be too confident. 511 00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:43,901 Remember, Jane, you're as strong 512 00:21:43,903 --> 00:21:46,370 as you choose to be. 513 00:21:46,372 --> 00:21:47,505 (knocks lightly) 514 00:21:47,507 --> 00:21:49,040 What? 515 00:21:50,009 --> 00:21:51,709 Well... 516 00:21:51,711 --> 00:21:54,378 I've never asked you for... anything, 517 00:21:54,380 --> 00:21:56,681 uh, but, well... 518 00:21:56,683 --> 00:21:58,749 sometimes in life, 519 00:21:58,751 --> 00:22:01,585 certain opportunities come up and you have 520 00:22:01,587 --> 00:22:03,754 to go after those things, and I think this might be 521 00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:06,457 one of those times. Just give me the logline. 522 00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:07,825 Will you read my work and consider me 523 00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:09,427 for the seventh showcase slot? 524 00:22:09,429 --> 00:22:11,028 Sure. 525 00:22:11,964 --> 00:22:13,564 Anything else? 526 00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:15,633 No. 527 00:22:16,569 --> 00:22:17,601 Thank you. 528 00:22:17,603 --> 00:22:19,437 Strong move, Jane! 529 00:22:19,439 --> 00:22:20,838 Hi-yah! 530 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:23,841 The strength of your love nourishes my body... 531 00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:26,377 and my soul, Rogelio. 532 00:22:28,715 --> 00:22:30,448 DIRECTOR: And cut! 533 00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:31,982 Why won't you even consider it? 534 00:22:31,984 --> 00:22:33,751 Because I want the show over. 535 00:22:33,753 --> 00:22:36,687 And we get how you feel, Rogelio, we really do, 536 00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:38,689 but, uh, the ratings keep rising. 537 00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:40,691 Then get another gorgeous fool to play her husband. 538 00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:42,693 Because there's no way in a million, gazillion, 539 00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:43,861 trillion years... 540 00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:45,496 Trillion is less than a gazillion. 541 00:22:45,498 --> 00:22:47,365 What? If you're building, 542 00:22:47,367 --> 00:22:49,133 it's million, trillion... You see, this is why... 543 00:22:49,135 --> 00:22:51,435 gazillion! this is why I don't want to do it! 544 00:22:51,437 --> 00:22:52,870 Everybody just calm down, okay? 545 00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:56,574 Rogelio, just answer me one question, okay? Hmm? 546 00:22:56,576 --> 00:22:58,008 Would this change your mind? 547 00:22:58,010 --> 00:23:00,578 Ah, yes-- the American version 548 00:23:00,580 --> 00:23:02,613 of The Passions of Santos. 549 00:23:02,615 --> 00:23:05,750 You'll recall this was a passion project of Rogelio's. 550 00:23:05,752 --> 00:23:08,152 You have six months to get famous enough 551 00:23:08,154 --> 00:23:10,138 to star in the American version, 552 00:23:10,139 --> 00:23:12,123 or you have to go beg Rob Lowe to come back. 553 00:23:12,125 --> 00:23:14,525 The network is prepared to green-light 554 00:23:14,527 --> 00:23:16,694 The Passion of Steve if... 555 00:23:16,696 --> 00:23:18,796 you just give us one more year 556 00:23:18,798 --> 00:23:20,931 of The De La Vega-Factor Factor. 557 00:23:21,868 --> 00:23:23,567 Let's do it. 558 00:23:23,569 --> 00:23:25,569 This country needs a Latino president, 559 00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:28,139 and you're just the man to play one on TV. 560 00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:36,580 And if she likes my book, I mean... 561 00:23:36,582 --> 00:23:38,449 I don't even want to think about it. 562 00:23:38,451 --> 00:23:39,650 She's gonna love it. 563 00:23:39,652 --> 00:23:41,585 Trust me. I've read it. 564 00:23:43,890 --> 00:23:45,055 You okay? 565 00:23:45,057 --> 00:23:47,691 Yeah. Yeah, it's just... 566 00:23:47,693 --> 00:23:49,994 I don't get how everyone made such a big mistake 567 00:23:49,996 --> 00:23:51,762 with the construction plans. 568 00:23:51,764 --> 00:23:55,166 I mean, no one noticed they were going five feet over? 569 00:23:55,168 --> 00:23:56,834 It doesn't make sense. 570 00:23:58,204 --> 00:23:59,503 What? 571 00:23:59,505 --> 00:24:00,971 You're engaging a little. 572 00:24:00,973 --> 00:24:02,540 Oh, don't make it a thing. 573 00:24:02,542 --> 00:24:04,642 Oh, it's definitely a thing. MATEO: Mommy! 574 00:24:04,644 --> 00:24:06,076 Daddy! BOTH: Aw... 575 00:24:06,078 --> 00:24:07,745 What's wrong, sweetie? 576 00:24:07,747 --> 00:24:09,046 Jackson's having 577 00:24:09,048 --> 00:24:10,514 his birthday party, 578 00:24:10,516 --> 00:24:13,083 and everyone's invited but me. 579 00:24:13,085 --> 00:24:17,621 Aw. Honey, I'm sure it's a misunderstanding. 580 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,960 Hey. So, this is awkward, uh, 581 00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:25,196 but Mateo didn't get an invite to Jackson's party. 582 00:24:25,198 --> 00:24:27,698 And I'm sure it's just 'cause he's new, so... 583 00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:29,633 No, it's because he hit Jackson last week. 584 00:24:30,703 --> 00:24:33,103 And we wrote an apology card. 585 00:24:33,105 --> 00:24:35,840 And he's in martial arts, so that's helping. 586 00:24:35,842 --> 00:24:37,241 I'm sorry, we can't have that sort of behavior 587 00:24:37,243 --> 00:24:38,242 at Jackson's party. 588 00:24:38,244 --> 00:24:39,844 Look, I'm sure this school 589 00:24:39,846 --> 00:24:42,179 has a policy about inviting all the kids. 590 00:24:42,181 --> 00:24:44,515 We actually don't. Well, that's crazy. 591 00:24:44,517 --> 00:24:45,716 Take it up with the PTA. 592 00:24:45,718 --> 00:24:47,084 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And, of course, 593 00:24:47,086 --> 00:24:49,553 the president of said PTA is... 594 00:24:49,555 --> 00:24:51,222 Petra. 595 00:24:51,224 --> 00:24:53,858 Yeah, Astrid told me about the birthday. 596 00:24:53,860 --> 00:24:55,960 And look, Jane does not want my pity. 597 00:24:55,962 --> 00:24:57,528 Or help. 598 00:24:57,530 --> 00:24:58,829 She's made that very clear over the years. 599 00:24:58,831 --> 00:25:00,598 You're wrong, and you're getting Mateo invited. 600 00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:02,733 But that is not why I'm here. 601 00:25:02,735 --> 00:25:05,135 I went back to the original plans... 602 00:25:05,137 --> 00:25:06,871 and look-- right there. 603 00:25:06,873 --> 00:25:09,039 That 8 used to be a 3. 604 00:25:09,041 --> 00:25:11,942 Someone tampered with it so we'd build the kids' club 605 00:25:11,944 --> 00:25:14,011 over the property line and have to take it down. 606 00:25:14,013 --> 00:25:15,646 Who would do that? 607 00:25:15,648 --> 00:25:17,648 And how would they gain access to the blueprints? 608 00:25:17,650 --> 00:25:20,084 Uh, there are some greasy fingerprints 609 00:25:20,086 --> 00:25:21,819 along the edges. 610 00:25:23,222 --> 00:25:26,090 PETRA (moaning): Oh, Chuck... 611 00:25:26,092 --> 00:25:29,293 (moaning, gasping) 612 00:25:29,295 --> 00:25:31,161 RAFAEL: Wait. 613 00:25:31,163 --> 00:25:32,663 You and Chuck? 614 00:25:32,665 --> 00:25:35,232 Stop. It's embarrassing enough, okay? 615 00:25:36,168 --> 00:25:37,835 It's just with all the stress 616 00:25:37,837 --> 00:25:40,037 of remodeling and opening the Marbella... 617 00:25:40,039 --> 00:25:42,640 hate sex with him was my only escape. 618 00:25:42,642 --> 00:25:44,642 Well, that's not as bad 619 00:25:44,644 --> 00:25:46,844 as when I thought you were sleeping with Scott. 620 00:25:46,846 --> 00:25:49,046 (groans) Don't remind me. 621 00:25:49,048 --> 00:25:51,715 Hey, whatever happened to that guy anyway? 622 00:25:51,717 --> 00:25:52,917 Good point. 623 00:25:52,919 --> 00:25:55,185 I haven't seen him since... 624 00:25:55,187 --> 00:25:57,555 I am done with you! You are fired! 625 00:25:57,557 --> 00:25:58,689 You can't fire me. 626 00:25:58,691 --> 00:25:59,790 What the hell is that? 627 00:25:59,792 --> 00:26:00,724 That's the amendment 628 00:26:00,726 --> 00:26:02,192 to Emilio Solano's will. 629 00:26:02,194 --> 00:26:03,193 You burn me, 630 00:26:03,195 --> 00:26:04,328 I burn you. 631 00:26:04,330 --> 00:26:05,963 Who knows? 632 00:26:05,965 --> 00:26:08,232 After he and Anezka split, he moved away. 633 00:26:08,234 --> 00:26:10,768 Look, this is my mistake. 634 00:26:10,770 --> 00:26:12,102 I'll fix it. 635 00:26:12,104 --> 00:26:14,271 And speaking of fixing things... 636 00:26:14,273 --> 00:26:16,273 Well, it's a good thing that Jackson's mom 637 00:26:16,275 --> 00:26:18,809 found your invitation. And her manners. 638 00:26:18,811 --> 00:26:20,978 But listen to me, it is very important 639 00:26:20,980 --> 00:26:24,181 that you are on your tippy-top best behavior. 640 00:26:24,183 --> 00:26:25,616 Sir, yes, sir! Oh! 641 00:26:25,618 --> 00:26:27,251 (phone chimes) Mwah! Mwah! 642 00:26:27,253 --> 00:26:28,953 Ugh. Work. 643 00:26:31,624 --> 00:26:33,123 Oh, my God. 644 00:26:33,125 --> 00:26:35,626 Was your boss mean again? 645 00:26:35,628 --> 00:26:38,062 No. Mateo, she was really nice. 646 00:26:38,064 --> 00:26:41,365 She... she just picked Mommy's book for a special reading! 647 00:26:41,367 --> 00:26:43,601 Yay, Mommy! Yay, Mommy! 648 00:26:43,603 --> 00:26:44,802 Yay, Mateo! 649 00:26:44,804 --> 00:26:46,670 (gasps) It's party time. 650 00:26:46,672 --> 00:26:49,173 BOTH (chanting): It's party time! It's party time! 651 00:26:49,175 --> 00:26:50,941 It's party time! 652 00:26:50,943 --> 00:26:53,344 Which brings us here. Now. 653 00:26:53,346 --> 00:26:55,179 Uh, gentle, okay? 654 00:26:56,682 --> 00:26:58,816 Good boy. 655 00:26:58,818 --> 00:27:00,384 (phone chimes) 656 00:27:09,095 --> 00:27:10,461 Ha-ha-ha! 657 00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:11,828 Hey, I got him, I got him. Uh, keep him away 658 00:27:11,831 --> 00:27:13,631 from the sugar-- he can't handle it. 659 00:27:13,633 --> 00:27:16,233 You know, I really wish you'd keep your opinions to yourself. 660 00:27:16,235 --> 00:27:18,869 N-Nothing ever stops you from giving yours. 661 00:27:18,871 --> 00:27:21,138 Well, I don't make critical remarks about your kids. 662 00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:23,173 JACKSON'S MOM: All right, everyone gather around for cake! 663 00:27:23,175 --> 00:27:25,409 Yes, that's because my kids behave. 664 00:27:25,411 --> 00:27:28,646 My son's behavior is none of your business. 665 00:27:28,648 --> 00:27:30,414 Of course it's my business-- I'm the reason you're here. 666 00:27:30,416 --> 00:27:31,248 What? 667 00:27:31,250 --> 00:27:32,850 Cake! Rafael. 668 00:27:32,852 --> 00:27:34,785 Did you ask Petra for help? 669 00:27:34,787 --> 00:27:36,754 Yes, I did. 670 00:27:36,756 --> 00:27:39,189 Because he's my son, and I wanted him here. 671 00:27:39,191 --> 00:27:41,125 You should have told me. You would have said no. 672 00:27:41,127 --> 00:27:43,327 Exactly! Because we don't need pity. 673 00:27:43,329 --> 00:27:44,395 Hi-yah! 674 00:27:44,397 --> 00:27:46,130 (gasps) (kids laughing) 675 00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:49,767 Yeah. 676 00:27:49,769 --> 00:27:51,335 See, I beg to differ. 677 00:27:56,342 --> 00:27:58,142 Hon, put it out of your head. 678 00:27:58,144 --> 00:27:59,910 You apologized. 679 00:27:59,912 --> 00:28:02,846 Now, come on. This is your night. 680 00:28:05,751 --> 00:28:09,186 Ah, yes. Welcome to the glittering 681 00:28:09,188 --> 00:28:11,221 Miami literary scene. 682 00:28:13,959 --> 00:28:16,226 Be right back. 683 00:28:16,228 --> 00:28:17,761 Professor Donaldson. 684 00:28:17,763 --> 00:28:19,730 Hi. Thanks for coming. 685 00:28:19,732 --> 00:28:21,198 Well, I was in the area. 686 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:22,833 Yeah, right. You're my mentor, okay? 687 00:28:22,835 --> 00:28:24,368 So stop acting like you're not. 688 00:28:24,370 --> 00:28:27,337 Well... you know I love this book. 689 00:28:27,339 --> 00:28:28,906 So... 690 00:28:28,908 --> 00:28:31,275 (sighs) Thanks for pushing me to write it. 691 00:28:34,447 --> 00:28:36,346 Big night. 692 00:28:36,348 --> 00:28:38,415 (exhales) 693 00:28:38,417 --> 00:28:41,251 Xo? What is it? 694 00:28:41,253 --> 00:28:45,322 Your fake wife tweeted about the third season. 695 00:28:45,324 --> 00:28:47,057 (sighs) 696 00:28:47,059 --> 00:28:49,960 Well, it's not true. She's trying to pressure me. 697 00:28:49,962 --> 00:28:51,462 What? 698 00:28:51,464 --> 00:28:53,063 The network offered 699 00:28:53,065 --> 00:28:54,832 to green-light The Passions of Steve 700 00:28:54,834 --> 00:28:56,400 in exchange for another season. 701 00:28:56,402 --> 00:28:58,202 But I turned them down. 702 00:28:58,204 --> 00:29:00,471 It's not worth it. 703 00:29:00,473 --> 00:29:03,440 I won't put you through another year of that. 704 00:29:04,877 --> 00:29:07,044 Can everyone please find a seat? 705 00:29:07,046 --> 00:29:09,880 All right, I'm here. How can I help you, darlin'? 706 00:29:09,882 --> 00:29:12,015 By telling the truth. 707 00:29:12,017 --> 00:29:14,118 (chuckles): What? I know you did this. 708 00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:15,052 Did what? 709 00:29:15,054 --> 00:29:17,054 Altered the blueprints. 710 00:29:17,056 --> 00:29:19,323 And I won't hesitate to call the cops 711 00:29:19,325 --> 00:29:21,125 unless you sign this easement. 712 00:29:21,127 --> 00:29:22,326 Petra, I did not do that. 713 00:29:22,328 --> 00:29:24,194 I know you did. And I staked everything 714 00:29:24,196 --> 00:29:26,196 on this renovation. Everything. 715 00:29:26,198 --> 00:29:28,298 Not just my reputation. It's my vision. 716 00:29:28,300 --> 00:29:30,467 It's my gift to my daughters. It's mine. 717 00:29:30,469 --> 00:29:32,202 It's the first thing, actually, 718 00:29:32,204 --> 00:29:33,470 that's truly mine-- I didn't marry it, 719 00:29:33,472 --> 00:29:35,072 I didn't steal it, I made it-- 720 00:29:35,074 --> 00:29:36,940 and now you're trying to take it all away. 721 00:29:48,220 --> 00:29:49,286 (quietly): I knew it. 722 00:29:50,422 --> 00:29:52,289 Now, get out of here. 723 00:29:52,291 --> 00:29:54,892 Almost done. You're up in five, Jane. 724 00:29:57,797 --> 00:30:00,964 So... this might be the moment to tell you that 725 00:30:00,966 --> 00:30:03,967 though we left Jane working on a novel about her abuela, 726 00:30:03,969 --> 00:30:06,370 that is not the novel Jane finished. 727 00:30:07,573 --> 00:30:09,506 That's right. 728 00:30:09,508 --> 00:30:13,076 The book she finished was about her love story with Michael. 729 00:30:13,078 --> 00:30:15,179 With an important change. 730 00:30:15,181 --> 00:30:18,482 In the book, they got their "happily ever after." 731 00:30:18,484 --> 00:30:21,051 It was a romance novel, after all. 732 00:30:30,996 --> 00:30:32,296 (phone chimes) 733 00:30:46,478 --> 00:30:48,579 RAFAEL: Yes, you can. 734 00:30:50,883 --> 00:30:53,016 No, I can't. 735 00:30:53,018 --> 00:30:54,084 I don't know 736 00:30:54,086 --> 00:30:55,886 what I was thinking. 737 00:30:55,888 --> 00:30:59,556 I-I can't stand there and read a book about Michael... 738 00:30:59,558 --> 00:31:01,158 in front of a bunch 739 00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:04,094 of strangers. (crying laugh) 740 00:31:04,096 --> 00:31:05,996 I thought I could. 741 00:31:05,998 --> 00:31:07,898 Or maybe that I should. 742 00:31:07,900 --> 00:31:09,233 But I can't. 743 00:31:09,235 --> 00:31:12,169 Rafael, I can't do it. (sniffles) 744 00:31:12,171 --> 00:31:14,571 It just feels like... 745 00:31:14,573 --> 00:31:16,907 like... 746 00:31:16,909 --> 00:31:19,376 You're giving a piece of him away? 747 00:31:19,378 --> 00:31:22,512 Yeah. I totally get that. (faint applause) 748 00:31:23,449 --> 00:31:25,282 And we can talk about it later. 749 00:31:25,284 --> 00:31:27,184 Now, stop crying, and get out there. 750 00:31:27,186 --> 00:31:29,019 What? 751 00:31:29,021 --> 00:31:31,588 I'm serious. This is too important. 752 00:31:31,590 --> 00:31:33,891 So wipe up those tears. 753 00:31:33,893 --> 00:31:34,992 Wipe them up right now! 754 00:31:34,994 --> 00:31:36,444 Later you can cry all you want, 755 00:31:36,445 --> 00:31:37,895 but right now you need to pull yourself together. 756 00:31:37,897 --> 00:31:39,396 Get out there and read your damn book. 757 00:31:39,398 --> 00:31:40,998 What happened to Zen Rafael? 758 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,332 And if you don't, 759 00:31:42,334 --> 00:31:43,600 I'm taking back two Sundays. 760 00:31:43,602 --> 00:31:45,002 (exhales) 761 00:31:45,004 --> 00:31:46,169 (whispers): You wouldn't. 762 00:31:46,171 --> 00:31:47,404 Try me. 763 00:31:47,406 --> 00:31:49,206 WOMAN: You ready? 764 00:31:57,016 --> 00:31:59,383 (exhales) 765 00:32:03,022 --> 00:32:04,688 (shuddering inhale) 766 00:32:04,690 --> 00:32:06,556 (exhales) 767 00:32:15,100 --> 00:32:18,702 "Chapter One. 768 00:32:18,704 --> 00:32:21,038 "Knowing what would happen, 769 00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:22,572 "the heartbreak, the tears, 770 00:32:22,574 --> 00:32:24,675 "the love, the hope, the betrayal, 771 00:32:24,677 --> 00:32:26,476 "the heartbreak-- 772 00:32:26,478 --> 00:32:28,145 "yes, 773 00:32:28,147 --> 00:32:31,014 "it was always the heartbreak. 774 00:32:31,016 --> 00:32:33,083 "Would she do it over? 775 00:32:33,085 --> 00:32:35,419 "And she knew, 776 00:32:35,421 --> 00:32:37,955 "the answer was yes... 777 00:32:37,957 --> 00:32:40,290 because of how it all ended." 778 00:32:40,292 --> 00:32:42,092 (sniffles) 779 00:32:42,094 --> 00:32:45,062 (shuddering breaths) 780 00:32:47,232 --> 00:32:49,232 (exhales) 781 00:32:49,234 --> 00:32:53,036 "But I'm getting ahead of myself..." 782 00:32:53,038 --> 00:32:56,273 (applause) 783 00:32:56,275 --> 00:32:58,508 (howls) Bravo! 784 00:33:01,013 --> 00:33:03,146 (Rafael howls) 785 00:33:06,151 --> 00:33:07,751 We, Mom. 786 00:33:07,753 --> 00:33:10,687 We. 787 00:33:14,660 --> 00:33:17,127 We're family, Rogelio. 788 00:33:17,129 --> 00:33:20,130 And no matter what's happened between us, 789 00:33:20,132 --> 00:33:22,766 we've been through too much to get hung up on this stupid fight 790 00:33:22,768 --> 00:33:24,468 any longer than we already have. 791 00:33:24,470 --> 00:33:26,103 I couldn't agree more. 792 00:33:26,105 --> 00:33:28,605 And what you did... 793 00:33:28,607 --> 00:33:32,409 turning it down, well, I appreciate it. 794 00:33:32,411 --> 00:33:36,213 But you helped me achieve my dream of opening a dance studio. 795 00:33:36,215 --> 00:33:38,382 I can put up with people trolling me on Twitter 796 00:33:38,384 --> 00:33:40,250 another few months 797 00:33:40,252 --> 00:33:43,086 if it means you get Passions of Steve on the air. 798 00:33:43,088 --> 00:33:44,521 Are you sure? 799 00:33:44,523 --> 00:33:47,391 Because they're also really mean to you on Instagram. 800 00:33:47,393 --> 00:33:49,760 (chuckles softly) I'm strong enough. 801 00:33:49,762 --> 00:33:52,362 Well... 802 00:33:52,364 --> 00:33:53,764 okay then. 803 00:33:53,766 --> 00:33:56,767 It's going to be a kinder, gentler version. 804 00:33:56,769 --> 00:33:58,368 No more Evil Ex. 805 00:33:58,370 --> 00:33:59,536 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Which, for the record, 806 00:33:59,538 --> 00:34:00,704 he fully intended. 807 00:34:00,706 --> 00:34:02,305 I just have to accept now 808 00:34:02,307 --> 00:34:05,275 that I'll still see Darci. 809 00:34:05,277 --> 00:34:07,444 Yeah, I'm sorry stuff got so bad with you guys, 810 00:34:07,446 --> 00:34:09,312 with all the fertility problems. 811 00:34:09,314 --> 00:34:12,182 We didn't have fertility problems. 812 00:34:13,318 --> 00:34:15,485 I couldn't go through with it. 813 00:34:15,487 --> 00:34:18,355 I just kept thinking, I'm not ready to be tied to her. 814 00:34:18,357 --> 00:34:19,656 Permanently. 815 00:34:19,658 --> 00:34:23,593 Which Darci didn't take 816 00:34:23,595 --> 00:34:26,063 too well. 817 00:34:26,832 --> 00:34:29,399 Should we go, hon? 818 00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:37,841 I just thought I was further along, you know? 819 00:34:37,843 --> 00:34:40,243 It's been three years. 820 00:34:40,245 --> 00:34:42,646 I thought by now I'd be able to listen to the message 821 00:34:42,648 --> 00:34:43,847 without crying. 822 00:34:43,849 --> 00:34:45,315 Why? 823 00:34:45,317 --> 00:34:47,117 You are where you are, right? 824 00:34:47,119 --> 00:34:49,186 You know, I think I'm starting to see the upside 825 00:34:49,188 --> 00:34:50,654 of Zen Rafael. 826 00:34:50,656 --> 00:34:53,190 Yeah. 827 00:34:53,192 --> 00:34:56,526 You're kind of my best friend, you know that? 828 00:34:56,528 --> 00:34:59,696 Yeah, I know. 829 00:34:59,698 --> 00:35:02,833 And speaking of where we are... 830 00:35:02,835 --> 00:35:05,368 Mateo needs a shadow. 831 00:35:05,370 --> 00:35:07,370 He acts out, 832 00:35:07,372 --> 00:35:09,139 he has impulse control issues, 833 00:35:09,141 --> 00:35:11,475 and we need to accept that and get him help and support, 834 00:35:11,477 --> 00:35:14,411 which, luckily, we can afford. 835 00:35:15,347 --> 00:35:17,280 You're right. 836 00:35:20,352 --> 00:35:22,686 (both chuckle) 837 00:35:22,688 --> 00:35:24,488 Mi amor. 838 00:35:27,226 --> 00:35:31,628 How long are you gonna keep tucking me in, hmm? 839 00:35:35,467 --> 00:35:37,400 (chuckles softly) 840 00:35:43,642 --> 00:35:45,442 (door shuts) 841 00:35:49,381 --> 00:35:51,448 (beep) 842 00:35:53,218 --> 00:35:55,519 MICHAEL: Hey, it's me. I'm sorry I'm late. 843 00:35:55,521 --> 00:35:58,388 I'll be home in ten minutes. I stopped to buy an orange. (crying) 844 00:35:58,390 --> 00:36:00,390 O-Okay, a dozen oranges. 845 00:36:00,392 --> 00:36:02,392 I know what we said about buying street fruit, 846 00:36:02,394 --> 00:36:05,395 so I'm just preparing you for a lot of oranges. 847 00:36:05,397 --> 00:36:07,464 Okay, bye. 848 00:36:15,474 --> 00:36:17,541 PETRA: And it's a brand-new day. 849 00:36:17,543 --> 00:36:19,609 And a brand-new hotel! 850 00:36:19,611 --> 00:36:22,612 (cheering and applause) 851 00:36:27,419 --> 00:36:29,786 ♪ ♪ 852 00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:38,228 (indistinct chatter) 853 00:36:38,230 --> 00:36:39,963 Thank you. 854 00:36:39,965 --> 00:36:42,332 You're the reason this wasn't a disaster. 855 00:36:42,334 --> 00:36:45,202 Just supporting. This is all you. 856 00:36:45,204 --> 00:36:47,771 Still not ready to step back in full-time? 857 00:36:47,773 --> 00:36:49,773 No. No, not yet. 858 00:36:49,775 --> 00:36:51,775 I tell him all the time he should. 859 00:36:51,777 --> 00:36:53,577 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Oh, wow. I almost forgot 860 00:36:53,579 --> 00:36:55,378 about Rafael's girlfriend, Abbey. 861 00:36:55,380 --> 00:36:57,380 Which maybe is significant. 862 00:36:57,382 --> 00:36:58,915 But that's for another day. 863 00:37:02,588 --> 00:37:03,787 What the hell? 864 00:37:14,533 --> 00:37:16,533 We broke ground on the... on the clubhouse 865 00:37:16,535 --> 00:37:18,335 eight months ago, right? 866 00:37:18,337 --> 00:37:20,003 Yeah. Why? 867 00:37:20,005 --> 00:37:22,005 Well, the timeline doesn't add up. 868 00:37:22,007 --> 00:37:25,609 I started sleeping with Chuck six months ago. 869 00:37:25,611 --> 00:37:27,744 He couldn't have changed the blueprints. 870 00:37:27,746 --> 00:37:29,946 You didn't do it. 871 00:37:29,948 --> 00:37:33,283 Like I told you. 872 00:37:33,285 --> 00:37:34,317 Why did you sign the easement? 873 00:37:35,454 --> 00:37:37,721 I think you know why, Petra. 874 00:37:40,692 --> 00:37:42,759 Well, thank you. 875 00:37:44,029 --> 00:37:45,695 And I'm sorry 876 00:37:45,697 --> 00:37:48,431 about all the mean things I said. 877 00:37:48,433 --> 00:37:49,733 And thought. 878 00:37:49,735 --> 00:37:50,934 Mm-hmm. 879 00:37:50,936 --> 00:37:52,869 I assume the fact 880 00:37:52,871 --> 00:37:54,404 that your hand is now on my ass 881 00:37:54,406 --> 00:37:56,306 is your way of saying you accept my apology? 882 00:37:58,644 --> 00:38:00,644 Let's make it quick. I got plans early tomorrow. 883 00:38:00,646 --> 00:38:02,045 (moans) 884 00:38:02,047 --> 00:38:06,283 Who's ready for a pirate treasure hunt? 885 00:38:06,285 --> 00:38:07,584 (cheering) 886 00:38:07,586 --> 00:38:10,287 I, Swashbuckling Shawn, must confess, 887 00:38:10,289 --> 00:38:12,555 I've buried some treasure at this address. 888 00:38:12,557 --> 00:38:16,559 I need your helping hand finding my loot on this here land. 889 00:38:16,561 --> 00:38:18,561 Look until the sky is starry. 890 00:38:18,563 --> 00:38:21,531 Yo ho ho, you won't be sorry. 891 00:38:21,533 --> 00:38:23,400 (cheering) JANE: I'm sorry. 892 00:38:23,402 --> 00:38:26,970 I didn't ask for your help with Mateo because... 893 00:38:29,308 --> 00:38:32,709 Well, it made me feel like I failed him as a parent. 894 00:38:32,711 --> 00:38:34,678 Like I let my sadness get in the way, 895 00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:36,680 and that's why he's acting out. 896 00:38:36,682 --> 00:38:38,948 Yeah, no kidding. And I've been waiting to tell you 897 00:38:38,950 --> 00:38:41,017 that's just completely ridiculous. 898 00:38:42,087 --> 00:38:44,554 Look, I don't know how you did it, 899 00:38:44,556 --> 00:38:46,589 but you have been an incredible mother. 900 00:38:46,591 --> 00:38:48,725 And I know. 901 00:38:48,727 --> 00:38:51,061 I've seen you once a week for the past two years. 902 00:38:51,063 --> 00:38:53,330 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Which was true, for the record. 903 00:38:53,332 --> 00:38:54,831 (children giggling) 904 00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:57,067 You won't ruin them. 905 00:38:57,069 --> 00:38:59,035 I promise. 906 00:39:00,706 --> 00:39:02,806 Trust me, I worry about that, too. 907 00:39:02,808 --> 00:39:04,007 (scoffs) 908 00:39:04,009 --> 00:39:05,408 (sighs) 909 00:39:05,410 --> 00:39:07,711 I do. 910 00:39:07,713 --> 00:39:10,580 So let's check in on each other, okay? 911 00:39:10,582 --> 00:39:12,716 Once a week. We'll get the kids together, 912 00:39:12,718 --> 00:39:14,117 because they're siblings, and we'll just make sure 913 00:39:14,119 --> 00:39:15,518 that everything's okay. 914 00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:17,620 You don't have to do this. 915 00:39:17,622 --> 00:39:19,823 I don't like to be pitied, okay? 916 00:39:19,825 --> 00:39:21,524 Are you serious? 917 00:39:22,794 --> 00:39:24,861 Don't make me pull the widow card. 918 00:39:24,863 --> 00:39:26,930 I need this, too, okay? 919 00:39:28,867 --> 00:39:31,768 And then, the rest of the week, we'll never speak of it. 920 00:39:31,770 --> 00:39:34,504 Fine. (clears throat) 921 00:39:34,506 --> 00:39:36,106 Brunch. 922 00:39:36,108 --> 00:39:38,775 On Saturdays. 923 00:39:41,380 --> 00:39:43,046 Which, for the record, they did. 924 00:39:43,048 --> 00:39:44,848 Every single Saturday. 925 00:39:44,850 --> 00:39:47,117 Come rain or come shine. 926 00:39:47,119 --> 00:39:50,587 I'm remembering Alba's words right now, 927 00:39:50,589 --> 00:39:53,590 how Jane's life will be beautiful again, 928 00:39:53,592 --> 00:39:55,091 in different ways. 929 00:39:55,093 --> 00:39:57,627 This way! (children shouting, whooping) 930 00:40:03,435 --> 00:40:05,101 Aye, he's found something! 931 00:40:05,103 --> 00:40:07,570 (cheering) 932 00:40:07,572 --> 00:40:10,707 Hmm. I can't see far, I can't see yonder. 933 00:40:10,709 --> 00:40:13,443 What might be blockin' this, I wonder. 934 00:40:13,445 --> 00:40:15,111 (gasps) 935 00:40:15,113 --> 00:40:17,847 It is my pleasure to tell you the treasure 936 00:40:17,849 --> 00:40:20,650 is hidden in a place where the sea meets the land. 937 00:40:20,652 --> 00:40:23,520 That's right, children. I'm talking the sand! 938 00:40:23,522 --> 00:40:25,955 (cheering) 939 00:40:25,957 --> 00:40:26,790 Shh! 940 00:40:26,792 --> 00:40:28,792 (clinking) Hey! 941 00:40:28,794 --> 00:40:30,660 Yes. (children giggling) 942 00:40:30,662 --> 00:40:32,729 Yes, I can hear you. 943 00:40:34,666 --> 00:40:36,800 Okay. 944 00:40:36,802 --> 00:40:39,502 Yes. 945 00:40:39,504 --> 00:40:41,504 Thank you. 946 00:40:41,506 --> 00:40:45,575 Okay, so, yeah, so, um, we'll be in touch. 947 00:40:45,577 --> 00:40:47,010 Oh, my God. 948 00:40:47,012 --> 00:40:48,978 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 949 00:40:50,582 --> 00:40:53,116 A publisher wants to buy my novel about Michael. 950 00:40:53,118 --> 00:40:53,983 Oh, my God. Wait, what? 951 00:40:53,985 --> 00:40:55,452 (chuckles) 952 00:40:55,454 --> 00:40:56,553 Oh, m... That's incredible. 953 00:40:56,555 --> 00:40:57,720 Mommy's got a book deal! 954 00:40:57,722 --> 00:40:58,922 Yay! Yay! 955 00:40:58,924 --> 00:41:01,991 High five! High five! 956 00:41:01,993 --> 00:41:04,494 I told you you got this. 957 00:41:04,496 --> 00:41:05,462 GIRL: I got it! 958 00:41:05,464 --> 00:41:06,162 I got it! 959 00:41:06,164 --> 00:41:07,897 It is our duty 960 00:41:07,899 --> 00:41:09,666 to unlock that booty! 961 00:41:09,668 --> 00:41:12,936 (grunts) And now we must set that there treasure free 962 00:41:12,938 --> 00:41:15,538 by finding that pesky old skeleton key. 963 00:41:15,540 --> 00:41:17,207 But how? By where? 964 00:41:17,209 --> 00:41:19,676 What's that? Over there! 965 00:41:19,678 --> 00:41:21,211 To Michael. 966 00:41:21,213 --> 00:41:23,813 ALL: To Michael! 967 00:41:23,815 --> 00:41:27,517 Cheers! To avoiding the curse of Davy Jones' Locker. 968 00:41:32,023 --> 00:41:34,157 Oh, my God. 969 00:41:34,159 --> 00:41:36,893 LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: What is it? 970 00:41:36,895 --> 00:41:39,496 What? What? 971 00:41:39,498 --> 00:41:41,231 What? 972 00:41:41,233 --> 00:41:44,501 We need to get to the beach, right now. 973 00:41:44,503 --> 00:41:46,903 (gulls calling) 974 00:41:50,175 --> 00:41:52,509 Uh-oh, mateys, 975 00:41:52,511 --> 00:41:54,777 it looks as if the black spot 976 00:41:54,779 --> 00:41:57,647 was placed on dear old Scott. 977 00:41:57,649 --> 00:41:59,649 (lightning crashing)