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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 0 00:00:30,226 --> 00:00:33,059 Coming up on 5:50 PM. News update at 6. 1 00:00:33,266 --> 00:00:35,063 But first the weather. 2 00:00:35,866 --> 00:00:37,584 No end in sight. 3 00:00:37,786 --> 00:00:40,380 Rain and hail continues throughout France... 4 00:00:41,146 --> 00:00:42,784 ``cheap safari`` 5 00:00:42,986 --> 00:00:44,977 1 7 degrees F in Paris and 10 in Nice. 6 00:00:45,186 --> 00:00:48,781 Elsewhere, a very hot summer in South Africa, 7 00:00:48,986 --> 00:00:51,056 with a record 109 degrees F in Capetown. 8 00:00:56,066 --> 00:00:58,375 Welcome to Africa, cradle of humanity. 9 00:00:58,586 --> 00:00:59,814 This is where we were born. 10 00:01:00,026 --> 00:01:02,904 My name is Richard Dacier and I`m all about Africa. 11 00:01:03,106 --> 00:01:05,859 With me and my guide, Bako, the routine is over. 12 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:08,102 Go to the heart of the savannah. 13 00:01:08,306 --> 00:01:10,820 You`re expected, for the greatest of adventures: 14 00:01:11,906 --> 00:01:12,418 A safari. 15 00:01:47,306 --> 00:01:47,897 Which means, 16 00:01:48,146 --> 00:01:51,582 a Dacier Safari will hit you where you live! 17 00:01:57,826 --> 00:02:00,386 Chouchou, will you take a check? 18 00:02:02,186 --> 00:02:03,335 Outskirts of Johannesburg 19 00:02:03,586 --> 00:02:06,942 Bako will work it out. He always does, right? 20 00:02:12,506 --> 00:02:13,621 It`s hot. 21 00:02:16,106 --> 00:02:17,619 It`s usually hot, but now... 22 00:02:18,546 --> 00:02:20,264 it`s very, very hot. 23 00:02:21,386 --> 00:02:25,061 I mean, compared to normal hot. 24 00:02:27,306 --> 00:02:28,182 What? 25 00:02:28,866 --> 00:02:30,584 Oh, I thought you... 26 00:02:35,186 --> 00:02:36,335 Hello Chouchou. 27 00:02:36,546 --> 00:02:37,865 Hi Bako. 28 00:02:43,466 --> 00:02:43,943 How much? 29 00:02:44,546 --> 00:02:45,376 $25,000. 30 00:02:49,426 --> 00:02:51,656 Could Richard and I have a minute? 31 00:02:52,066 --> 00:02:53,545 - To consider. - Right. 32 00:02:55,026 --> 00:02:56,175 Consider away. 33 00:03:01,746 --> 00:03:03,737 25 grand. How could you? 34 00:03:03,946 --> 00:03:06,779 I had a fantastic hand. Four aces. 35 00:03:06,986 --> 00:03:09,136 I was Puff Daddy, cruising. 36 00:03:09,346 --> 00:03:10,665 He had a straight with suits. 37 00:03:11,666 --> 00:03:13,224 A straight flush. 38 00:03:13,426 --> 00:03:14,905 Straight flunch? What`s that? 39 00:03:15,866 --> 00:03:16,696 They cheated. 40 00:03:17,186 --> 00:03:19,222 No. I`m a pro, with an eagle eye. 41 00:03:19,466 --> 00:03:20,945 Your eagle needs glasses. 42 00:03:21,466 --> 00:03:22,979 Cards are marked. 43 00:03:24,186 --> 00:03:24,936 Weird. 44 00:03:25,506 --> 00:03:27,383 No need to cheat to beat you. 45 00:03:34,026 --> 00:03:34,538 Well? 46 00:03:35,946 --> 00:03:38,744 Chouchou, we don`t have 25. I can give you 2. 47 00:03:39,266 --> 00:03:40,221 Maybe 3. 48 00:03:40,626 --> 00:03:41,376 What do you say? 49 00:03:41,946 --> 00:03:42,822 I say he dies. 50 00:03:44,866 --> 00:03:46,345 Unless you agree 51 00:03:46,586 --> 00:03:47,905 to do a little favor 52 00:03:48,106 --> 00:03:49,778 for Monsieur Charles. 53 00:03:50,386 --> 00:03:51,785 Monsieur Charles! 54 00:04:06,906 --> 00:04:08,259 Reload! 55 00:04:09,906 --> 00:04:10,497 Pull-try! 56 00:04:17,786 --> 00:04:19,777 Glad to see you, Dacier. 57 00:04:20,706 --> 00:04:21,980 And it`s not mutual! 58 00:04:27,226 --> 00:04:30,741 Listen carefully. Bring this case to a friend, 59 00:04:31,186 --> 00:04:33,222 north of Mapulanguene. 60 00:04:35,306 --> 00:04:39,060 Six miles past the Mozambique border. 61 00:04:40,906 --> 00:04:42,339 On Sunday, 62 00:04:42,546 --> 00:04:43,774 at 4PM. 63 00:04:48,866 --> 00:04:51,175 Stop playing when I talk! 64 00:04:51,386 --> 00:04:52,978 Please! 65 00:04:56,866 --> 00:04:58,584 He never lets me play! 66 00:04:58,786 --> 00:05:00,981 I want to jump out a window! 67 00:05:01,186 --> 00:05:03,063 This is the ground floor. 68 00:05:04,706 --> 00:05:06,424 Sorry. She`s my niece. 69 00:05:07,266 --> 00:05:08,665 Where were we? 70 00:05:08,946 --> 00:05:10,299 Sunday at 4. 71 00:05:10,666 --> 00:05:13,578 You deliver the case at 4. In exchange, 72 00:05:14,106 --> 00:05:15,937 you pick up another case. 73 00:05:16,146 --> 00:05:17,659 And what`s in the case? 74 00:05:18,106 --> 00:05:19,505 Fruit bars and a bilboquet. 75 00:05:21,266 --> 00:05:23,541 You really are dumb as a fence post. 76 00:05:25,026 --> 00:05:26,095 A friend of mine, 77 00:05:26,586 --> 00:05:30,181 who will sort of... supervise things. 78 00:05:30,386 --> 00:05:30,943 Where is he? 79 00:05:31,146 --> 00:05:32,101 There! 80 00:05:32,946 --> 00:05:34,618 This is Ralph Becker. 81 00:05:34,826 --> 00:05:35,497 You scared me. 82 00:05:42,466 --> 00:05:44,741 Do I have to go with these clowns? 83 00:05:44,946 --> 00:05:46,095 It`ll be fine. 84 00:05:46,546 --> 00:05:49,822 A bus load of tourists in shorts is perfect cover. 85 00:05:50,346 --> 00:05:52,621 If that`s all, maybe we should go. 86 00:05:53,386 --> 00:05:54,216 He should go. 87 00:05:56,386 --> 00:05:57,899 I always guide the tourists. 88 00:05:58,146 --> 00:05:59,659 No, yeah. Yeah, he... 89 00:06:00,146 --> 00:06:01,738 He`s the safari specialist. 90 00:06:02,266 --> 00:06:03,460 I just book them. 91 00:06:03,666 --> 00:06:05,304 I haven`t gone in 30 years. 92 00:06:05,666 --> 00:06:08,578 Let me go. I`ll do what you want. 93 00:06:08,986 --> 00:06:10,339 Don`t send Richard. 94 00:06:10,826 --> 00:06:11,224 Bako... 95 00:06:15,106 --> 00:06:17,939 I know all about your bond with Dacier. 96 00:06:19,026 --> 00:06:21,460 Your friend would do anything 97 00:06:21,706 --> 00:06:23,617 to get you back in one piece. 98 00:06:23,826 --> 00:06:25,054 Am I right? 99 00:06:32,746 --> 00:06:33,781 Bako... 100 00:06:35,066 --> 00:06:36,704 You can do it, Richard. 101 00:06:36,906 --> 00:06:40,137 Take my guide book, be careful, and heed your instinct. 102 00:06:40,706 --> 00:06:41,741 I`m afraid. 103 00:06:41,946 --> 00:06:43,937 Forget that word in the bush. 104 00:06:45,786 --> 00:06:46,775 Bako, not the bush! 105 00:06:47,066 --> 00:06:49,296 No! Not the bush! Bako! 106 00:07:03,026 --> 00:07:05,859 Because of me, Bako might die. 107 00:07:12,506 --> 00:07:14,576 I`ll never make it, Bernardo. 108 00:07:31,666 --> 00:07:33,019 Come on, Bernardo. 109 00:07:33,706 --> 00:07:35,537 I can`t learn the bush like that. 110 00:07:37,426 --> 00:07:38,302 All right. 111 00:07:40,506 --> 00:07:42,258 Chapter one. 112 00:07:44,346 --> 00:07:45,779 Dangers of the Bush. 113 00:07:49,946 --> 00:07:50,776 The big 5: 114 00:07:50,986 --> 00:07:53,864 Lion, leopard, buffalo, rhino, elephant. 115 00:08:12,466 --> 00:08:13,615 Richard. 116 00:08:21,546 --> 00:08:22,103 Dad? 117 00:08:23,146 --> 00:08:25,023 You must help Bako. Save him. 118 00:08:25,226 --> 00:08:26,261 It`s your destiny. 119 00:08:27,146 --> 00:08:29,023 You know I can`t go to the bush. 120 00:08:29,466 --> 00:08:31,058 You must do it. 121 00:08:32,426 --> 00:08:34,178 And brush after every meal. 122 00:08:35,266 --> 00:08:35,743 Yes, Dad. 123 00:08:37,866 --> 00:08:38,343 Dad? 124 00:08:54,386 --> 00:08:55,535 I`m going. 125 00:08:58,146 --> 00:09:00,979 No, Bernardo. Not you. It`s too dangerous. 126 00:09:01,426 --> 00:09:03,064 You`re just a child. 127 00:09:03,786 --> 00:09:05,538 A monkey child, but a child. 128 00:09:09,946 --> 00:09:11,174 DAD`S THINGS 129 00:09:27,106 --> 00:09:29,859 Hi! Richard Dacier. You with the Dacier safari? 130 00:09:30,266 --> 00:09:31,858 Hakuna matata to you! 131 00:09:35,066 --> 00:09:37,421 Answer, ``Hakuna matata to you, too.`` 132 00:09:38,986 --> 00:09:39,782 You`re white. 133 00:09:39,986 --> 00:09:42,454 Black at heart, though white of skin, 134 00:09:42,666 --> 00:09:45,134 Africa is a cry that comes from within. 135 00:09:45,346 --> 00:09:46,984 This way to the bus. 136 00:09:49,346 --> 00:09:50,062 OK, ready? 137 00:09:50,266 --> 00:09:51,415 Everyone comfortable? 138 00:09:52,706 --> 00:09:53,218 Oh right. 139 00:09:53,546 --> 00:09:55,423 This man took another flight. 140 00:09:56,266 --> 00:09:57,221 His name is... 141 00:09:59,546 --> 00:10:00,103 Jean. 142 00:10:00,666 --> 00:10:02,224 Right. Easy to remember. 143 00:10:03,866 --> 00:10:04,457 Jean what? 144 00:10:05,266 --> 00:10:05,903 Jean. 145 00:10:06,666 --> 00:10:08,099 So it`s Mr. Jean Jean. 146 00:10:08,306 --> 00:10:11,139 In Beauvais I know a Hugues Hugues. Hard to say. 147 00:10:11,546 --> 00:10:12,058 Great! 148 00:10:13,266 --> 00:10:14,096 Got a middle name? 149 00:10:15,306 --> 00:10:15,818 Jean. 150 00:10:17,186 --> 00:10:18,016 To the hotel? 151 00:10:18,746 --> 00:10:20,737 No, the safari has begun. 152 00:10:20,946 --> 00:10:23,176 The welcome toast in the brochure! 153 00:10:23,626 --> 00:10:24,979 We all smell like the plane! 154 00:10:25,706 --> 00:10:26,218 I don`t. 155 00:10:26,546 --> 00:10:28,616 Except Missy. Who wants a shower? 156 00:10:29,466 --> 00:10:30,740 All right. 157 00:10:30,946 --> 00:10:32,982 Drinks, showers. But quickly. 158 00:10:36,706 --> 00:10:38,537 - Dacier, I got a feeling. - Yeah? 159 00:10:38,746 --> 00:10:39,815 No A/C, right? 160 00:10:40,026 --> 00:10:43,701 No. If I turn it on, the motor stalls. 161 00:10:44,746 --> 00:10:46,384 Mr. Dacier, on your web site 162 00:10:46,586 --> 00:10:49,658 you speak a curious language. What dialect is it? 163 00:10:54,986 --> 00:10:55,975 It`s Woolite. 164 00:10:57,106 --> 00:10:59,097 Waoolite. 165 00:10:59,986 --> 00:11:01,897 Do they study it in colleges? 166 00:11:02,226 --> 00:11:04,262 No, in the field. It`s complicated. 167 00:11:14,906 --> 00:11:16,703 The peanuts taste like cold cuts. 168 00:11:17,746 --> 00:11:18,861 Mine is the opposite. 169 00:11:19,426 --> 00:11:21,018 Yes, Mom. I`ve arrived. 170 00:11:22,146 --> 00:11:23,579 No, don`t worry. 171 00:11:25,026 --> 00:11:26,141 Not yet. 172 00:11:27,386 --> 00:11:28,660 My Fanta is warm. 173 00:11:29,066 --> 00:11:30,863 It`s not Fanta. It`s Banga. 174 00:11:31,106 --> 00:11:32,664 My Banga is warm. 175 00:11:32,866 --> 00:11:35,016 It`s served warm here. Tradition. 176 00:11:35,826 --> 00:11:37,737 What`s the matter, Jean Jean Jean? 177 00:11:38,186 --> 00:11:39,938 Sorry, you look like a dead fish. 178 00:11:40,146 --> 00:11:41,738 Have I seen you before? 179 00:11:42,226 --> 00:11:43,375 No. I don`t think so. 180 00:11:44,066 --> 00:11:44,976 Must be mistaken. 181 00:11:45,186 --> 00:11:47,336 Everyone, party`s over! 182 00:11:47,546 --> 00:11:48,456 What party? 183 00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:49,860 Everybody here? 184 00:11:50,066 --> 00:11:51,465 No, Beno�t is missing. 185 00:11:55,586 --> 00:11:57,463 It`s the... warm Banga. 186 00:12:15,106 --> 00:12:16,539 - Mr. Dacier? - Yes? 187 00:12:16,746 --> 00:12:19,897 Can we be sure this safari will encounter the big 5? 188 00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:23,215 Right, the big 5. I know, I know. 189 00:12:23,626 --> 00:12:24,502 It`s not orals! 190 00:12:24,706 --> 00:12:25,980 But I know the big 5. 191 00:12:27,026 --> 00:12:28,664 Buffalo, elephant, rhino, 192 00:12:28,866 --> 00:12:30,982 lion... and leopard. 193 00:12:32,666 --> 00:12:33,462 Really want to? 194 00:12:34,186 --> 00:12:37,098 No! The goal of a safari is to avoid animals. 195 00:12:37,306 --> 00:12:40,855 Worst case, we could fall back on the little 4. 196 00:12:41,506 --> 00:12:42,780 The big 4? What`s that? 197 00:12:43,346 --> 00:12:45,985 The 4 smallest creatures in the bush. 198 00:12:46,586 --> 00:12:47,860 Caterpillar, greenfly, 199 00:12:48,546 --> 00:12:50,343 mites and lice. 200 00:12:50,906 --> 00:12:54,342 Faced with a lion, how should one behave? 201 00:12:54,746 --> 00:12:57,658 Oh, faced with... the king of beasts? 202 00:12:59,906 --> 00:13:01,498 The master, predator... 203 00:13:02,346 --> 00:13:03,017 The boss. 204 00:13:03,386 --> 00:13:04,501 - The owner. - The lion! 205 00:13:05,266 --> 00:13:08,781 Right, the lion. With a lion, which can be pretty mean, 206 00:13:09,186 --> 00:13:10,141 well, 207 00:13:10,826 --> 00:13:11,417 you... 208 00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:12,860 Never turn your back. 209 00:13:13,946 --> 00:13:14,856 Right, that`s it. 210 00:13:15,066 --> 00:13:16,977 Don`t turn around. That`s it. 211 00:13:17,586 --> 00:13:19,304 And baring your teeth is hostile. 212 00:13:19,826 --> 00:13:20,781 Right. No teeth. 213 00:13:21,266 --> 00:13:22,540 If it attacks us anyway? 214 00:13:23,266 --> 00:13:23,857 Why would it? 215 00:13:24,106 --> 00:13:26,666 If we get a lion who doesn`t know the rules. 216 00:13:26,866 --> 00:13:28,743 Lie down and play dead. 217 00:13:29,506 --> 00:13:31,098 Are boas dangerous? 218 00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:33,901 Bows? 219 00:13:35,106 --> 00:13:35,663 No. 220 00:13:36,106 --> 00:13:38,540 Well, depends on the bow. But usually not. 221 00:13:38,746 --> 00:13:40,418 There are different boas? 222 00:13:40,706 --> 00:13:42,662 Of course. Ribbons. 223 00:13:42,866 --> 00:13:43,935 Arrows, violins... 224 00:13:44,146 --> 00:13:45,704 She means a bo-a. 225 00:13:47,306 --> 00:13:50,184 Oh! Right, the boa, well... 226 00:13:50,386 --> 00:13:52,695 Well that`s... I mean, look out! 227 00:13:53,026 --> 00:13:55,415 No danger. Unprovoked, boas don`t attack. 228 00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:57,981 Exactly. Look out, no danger at all. 229 00:14:08,826 --> 00:14:09,736 Look, zebras! 230 00:14:09,946 --> 00:14:11,061 - Where? - Near the tree! 231 00:14:11,266 --> 00:14:12,142 Can we stop? 232 00:14:12,346 --> 00:14:13,825 Too dangerous in herds. 233 00:14:14,026 --> 00:14:15,823 - There`s only 2. - 2 is a herd. 234 00:14:16,026 --> 00:14:17,175 Dacier, you scared? 235 00:14:17,386 --> 00:14:19,024 Stop, we take pictures. 236 00:14:19,466 --> 00:14:22,060 Take the pictures, but stay with the vehicle. 237 00:14:35,346 --> 00:14:38,941 Mr. Becker, if you don`t mind, could you get out a second? 238 00:14:40,186 --> 00:14:43,178 Mix with the group, be a tourist. Make an effort. 239 00:14:44,066 --> 00:14:45,704 I don`t like tourists. 240 00:14:49,826 --> 00:14:51,100 It`s out of focus. 241 00:14:53,746 --> 00:14:54,781 Mr. Dacier! 242 00:14:55,026 --> 00:14:56,698 Take a picture of me and my wife? 243 00:14:56,946 --> 00:14:58,504 You`re too close! Careful. 244 00:14:58,706 --> 00:15:00,617 No risk. They`re like ponies. 245 00:15:00,826 --> 00:15:02,054 Ponies aren`t zebras. 246 00:15:02,266 --> 00:15:04,826 Cats aren`t cheetahs, sardines aren`t sharks! 247 00:15:05,026 --> 00:15:07,142 Be nice, come take a picture. 248 00:15:07,386 --> 00:15:08,375 I got you. 249 00:15:08,586 --> 00:15:09,860 Use the zoom. 250 00:15:13,226 --> 00:15:15,581 Dacier! Over there. 251 00:15:18,026 --> 00:15:19,505 We`re being attacked! 252 00:15:19,706 --> 00:15:21,424 - What`s that? - Blueball monkeys. 253 00:15:21,946 --> 00:15:22,856 Why that name? 254 00:15:23,066 --> 00:15:24,624 Use the zoom. 255 00:15:25,106 --> 00:15:26,824 They`re ransacking the bus! 256 00:15:27,826 --> 00:15:30,704 Wait! After they steal, they sometimes clean up. 257 00:15:30,906 --> 00:15:33,898 They cleaned us out. I`ll sue, monkey or not. 258 00:15:34,546 --> 00:15:35,456 They ate my toothpaste. 259 00:15:38,946 --> 00:15:41,062 - Didn`t clean up. - Guess not. 260 00:15:41,266 --> 00:15:41,937 Sorry. 261 00:15:43,026 --> 00:15:45,221 - I`m so sorry. - What a mess! 262 00:15:45,706 --> 00:15:46,741 I can see that. 263 00:15:50,866 --> 00:15:52,379 - They slapped me. - Really? 264 00:15:52,946 --> 00:15:55,506 There`s one still there! Bastard! 265 00:15:55,706 --> 00:15:57,503 Relax, they`re gone Becker. 266 00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:00,903 You called Jean Jean ``Becker``? 267 00:16:05,026 --> 00:16:05,856 No, I said, 268 00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:07,704 ``It`s OK, they`re gone... 269 00:16:08,986 --> 00:16:09,896 ``Becare.`` 270 00:16:11,826 --> 00:16:13,976 From the verb ``to becare,`` 271 00:16:15,626 --> 00:16:16,854 meaning... 272 00:16:17,466 --> 00:16:19,104 ``to share food.`` 273 00:16:24,186 --> 00:16:26,700 Let`s go! We have to be at base camp by evening. 274 00:16:27,426 --> 00:16:29,178 - I got everything. - Great. 275 00:16:30,666 --> 00:16:34,102 Oh no, I can`t believe it. They stole my Amex. 276 00:16:34,306 --> 00:16:36,297 - The one with Flying Blue miles? - Yeah. 277 00:16:36,786 --> 00:16:38,105 Only natural. 278 00:16:38,306 --> 00:16:40,866 - Why? - It`s their favorite color. 279 00:16:42,746 --> 00:16:44,464 It was a joke, Bertrand. 280 00:16:44,946 --> 00:16:47,904 Right. I know, I got it. 281 00:16:48,826 --> 00:16:50,862 Anyway, they don`t have my PIN. 282 00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:55,104 It was a joke, Magalie. 283 00:16:55,546 --> 00:16:56,774 I know, I got it. 284 00:17:47,986 --> 00:17:49,101 Mr. Dacier, 285 00:17:49,546 --> 00:17:51,423 what do we do about..? 286 00:17:51,746 --> 00:17:52,258 About? 287 00:17:53,226 --> 00:17:54,261 Relieving ourselves. 288 00:17:56,106 --> 00:17:57,937 Behind those trees, I guess. 289 00:17:58,546 --> 00:17:59,376 Don`t go too far. 290 00:17:59,626 --> 00:18:00,615 All right. 291 00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:02,980 What is it, crocodile? 292 00:18:03,626 --> 00:18:05,218 No. Antelope, maybe. 293 00:18:06,066 --> 00:18:08,102 It`s solid, very solid. 294 00:18:08,386 --> 00:18:09,660 Hyena, maybe. 295 00:18:09,866 --> 00:18:11,822 No. Mr. Dacier, what is it? 296 00:18:12,786 --> 00:18:14,265 Oscar Meyer weiners. 297 00:18:16,786 --> 00:18:17,582 What`s for dessert? 298 00:18:17,986 --> 00:18:19,658 Animal crackers. 299 00:18:24,826 --> 00:18:25,975 Want some? 300 00:18:26,546 --> 00:18:27,296 I love to becare. 301 00:18:32,106 --> 00:18:33,459 Not staying with us? 302 00:18:33,706 --> 00:18:35,697 With you? No. 303 00:18:40,346 --> 00:18:41,176 Strange guy. 304 00:18:41,626 --> 00:18:42,741 Not a word all night. 305 00:18:42,986 --> 00:18:46,023 The heat gets to him. He sweats from his nostrils. 306 00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:46,738 Disgusting. 307 00:18:47,426 --> 00:18:48,302 Fire`s warm. 308 00:19:11,186 --> 00:19:11,777 Playing cards? 309 00:19:13,306 --> 00:19:15,262 Feel like playing some poker? 310 00:19:15,666 --> 00:19:18,305 I don`t like poker. I prefer magic. 311 00:19:18,826 --> 00:19:20,100 Do a trick for us? 312 00:19:20,706 --> 00:19:21,582 That`s fun. 313 00:19:24,266 --> 00:19:25,460 Fantastic. 314 00:19:25,666 --> 00:19:26,655 The king`s the father. 315 00:19:27,706 --> 00:19:28,297 The son is the jack. 316 00:19:29,426 --> 00:19:31,098 The goal`s to find the father. 317 00:19:35,026 --> 00:19:35,902 Right there. 318 00:19:38,946 --> 00:19:39,458 Once again. 319 00:19:41,626 --> 00:19:43,344 He must be there. 320 00:19:49,266 --> 00:19:50,619 Where is the father? 321 00:19:51,346 --> 00:19:52,222 Nowhere. 322 00:19:54,826 --> 00:19:57,340 And you two? How did you meet? 323 00:19:57,826 --> 00:19:59,179 - Bowling. - Baptism. 324 00:20:00,466 --> 00:20:03,538 A baptism that took place in a bowling alley. 325 00:20:03,746 --> 00:20:05,543 The parents are great bowlers. 326 00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:07,145 So they had it there. 327 00:20:07,346 --> 00:20:09,337 It was love at first sight. 328 00:20:09,586 --> 00:20:13,261 Soon as I laid eyes on her, I knew she was the one for me. 329 00:20:14,306 --> 00:20:15,978 No matter what the obstacles. 330 00:20:35,066 --> 00:20:37,375 Ever since that day, I knew 331 00:20:37,586 --> 00:20:41,101 who I was waiting for, hoping for. 332 00:20:43,466 --> 00:20:44,376 Beautiful. 333 00:20:45,146 --> 00:20:46,374 Very romantic. 334 00:20:46,586 --> 00:20:47,735 And you? 335 00:20:48,466 --> 00:20:49,376 Me? 336 00:20:50,346 --> 00:20:50,937 I got a strike. 337 00:20:52,386 --> 00:20:54,377 I played with cheetahs! 338 00:20:56,706 --> 00:20:59,174 Don`t laugh, I feel like we`ve met before. 339 00:20:59,786 --> 00:21:01,424 - No, we haven`t. - We have. 340 00:21:01,626 --> 00:21:04,459 - You`re an ER nurse. - No, that`s not me. 341 00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:06,857 What did I say? 342 00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:09,261 It`s true! I played with cheetahs! 343 00:21:09,466 --> 00:21:10,342 Great, Beno�t. 344 00:21:10,546 --> 00:21:13,424 Tomorrow we leave at six. Five AM wake-up call. 345 00:21:13,626 --> 00:21:15,344 - Five?! - Five-fifteen. 346 00:21:15,946 --> 00:21:17,425 Great! We sleep in! 347 00:21:21,626 --> 00:21:23,025 There were 2 of them. 348 00:21:26,546 --> 00:21:28,264 Unbelievable. 349 00:21:42,186 --> 00:21:43,096 Bertrand? 350 00:21:44,786 --> 00:21:47,346 Could you look elsewhere while I undress? 351 00:21:47,666 --> 00:21:48,735 Where? 352 00:21:48,946 --> 00:21:51,744 North-northwest. Opposite way from my tits. 353 00:21:58,066 --> 00:21:59,260 Where you from? 354 00:22:00,466 --> 00:22:01,740 Peyrat-le-Ch�teau. 355 00:22:02,106 --> 00:22:03,016 You know it? 356 00:22:03,786 --> 00:22:05,185 Never heard of it. 357 00:22:05,546 --> 00:22:07,184 You must know Beauvais. 358 00:22:07,626 --> 00:22:08,900 I`ve heard the name. 359 00:22:09,106 --> 00:22:13,736 They often speak of the Bay of Rio, Bali, Venice... 360 00:22:14,266 --> 00:22:17,975 I truly feel Beauvais is among the world`s most beautiful places. 361 00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:21,542 That`s at the Y, when I was a kid. 362 00:22:24,466 --> 00:22:26,536 That`s the National Tapestry Center. 363 00:22:26,746 --> 00:22:29,818 See that smokestack? Sopalin paper factory. Know Sopalin? 364 00:22:30,026 --> 00:22:30,776 Of course. 365 00:22:30,986 --> 00:22:32,544 They make it in Beauvais. 366 00:22:34,066 --> 00:22:36,182 You`re so in love with your town. 367 00:22:36,386 --> 00:22:38,024 Why did you come to Africa? 368 00:22:39,346 --> 00:22:41,098 For the adventure. 369 00:22:41,746 --> 00:22:43,737 When the impala is born, 370 00:22:43,946 --> 00:22:46,141 he has only 15 minutes to stand 371 00:22:46,466 --> 00:22:48,377 or he may be devoured 372 00:22:48,586 --> 00:22:50,144 by savannah predators. 373 00:22:50,346 --> 00:22:52,302 Fifteen minutes! Incredible, huh? 374 00:22:52,506 --> 00:22:54,701 These books were a great idea. Thanks. 375 00:22:55,186 --> 00:22:56,255 If someone told me, 376 00:22:56,866 --> 00:22:59,255 you`d be here on your 32nd birthday... 377 00:22:59,466 --> 00:23:01,422 - 35th. - Right. 378 00:23:02,066 --> 00:23:05,024 - Our Beno�t, surgeon-to-be! - Not yet. 379 00:23:05,586 --> 00:23:07,702 My first operation will be right here. 380 00:23:08,306 --> 00:23:10,058 - In the garden? - No, the hospital. 381 00:23:10,986 --> 00:23:14,103 In my home town. Beauvais. The best place on earth. 382 00:23:14,466 --> 00:23:16,058 Yeah, we know. 383 00:23:16,266 --> 00:23:18,461 And our last gift. 384 00:23:18,866 --> 00:23:20,379 This is too much. 385 00:23:29,786 --> 00:23:31,014 An African safari? 386 00:23:31,226 --> 00:23:32,022 A great trip. 387 00:23:32,826 --> 00:23:34,179 I travel through books. 388 00:23:36,066 --> 00:23:38,455 Look, you read Africa, India, China! 389 00:23:38,666 --> 00:23:40,816 Stop reading the world, see it! 390 00:23:41,026 --> 00:23:42,903 You`re 35, stuck to the couch. 391 00:23:43,106 --> 00:23:44,425 Go to Africa! Fuck! 392 00:23:45,106 --> 00:23:46,016 Watch your language. 393 00:23:46,226 --> 00:23:48,296 We`re going to the Pezet`s in Saint-Tropez! 394 00:23:51,586 --> 00:23:53,497 Next year, I`ll go to Chile. 395 00:23:53,946 --> 00:23:55,265 Must be nice. 396 00:23:56,146 --> 00:23:57,545 Must be. 397 00:24:00,466 --> 00:24:01,660 What was that? 398 00:24:03,506 --> 00:24:04,621 Please. 399 00:24:08,026 --> 00:24:09,220 That. 400 00:24:10,066 --> 00:24:11,545 Please. 401 00:24:13,386 --> 00:24:14,785 It`s nothing, kill it. 402 00:24:14,986 --> 00:24:16,499 - You sure? - No danger. 403 00:24:26,106 --> 00:24:27,664 Sorry, Jean Jean, 404 00:24:27,866 --> 00:24:29,299 it was an egg-bearer. 405 00:24:29,506 --> 00:24:31,940 When you kill her, the young scatter. 406 00:24:32,146 --> 00:24:34,296 They enter through your orifices. 407 00:24:34,546 --> 00:24:36,059 Sleep with your pants on? 408 00:24:38,026 --> 00:24:39,823 But some got up my nose. 409 00:24:42,346 --> 00:24:44,496 Morning. Sleep well? 410 00:24:44,706 --> 00:24:46,856 Come here, I have an announcement. 411 00:24:47,066 --> 00:24:48,294 I have a little surprise for you. 412 00:24:48,506 --> 00:24:50,019 Today, we`re going to... 413 00:24:50,226 --> 00:24:51,295 Mozambique! 414 00:25:03,026 --> 00:25:06,257 Listen up, everyone. I have a little surprise. 415 00:25:06,666 --> 00:25:09,738 All right. Today we`re making a side trip to... 416 00:25:09,946 --> 00:25:11,902 The Faundo village, right? 417 00:25:12,106 --> 00:25:15,496 It`s in the brochure. Faundo village. No surprise. 418 00:25:18,746 --> 00:25:20,623 Oh, right. The village. 419 00:25:21,106 --> 00:25:22,334 What kind of village? 420 00:25:23,506 --> 00:25:25,064 A Faundo village. 421 00:25:26,866 --> 00:25:30,302 It`s in the heart of the savannah, 400 miles from Johannesburg. 422 00:25:30,506 --> 00:25:33,737 A village untouched by civilization and decadence, 423 00:25:33,986 --> 00:25:36,454 despite frenetic globalization. 424 00:25:36,666 --> 00:25:39,544 The Faundos. Having preserved their ancestral soul, 425 00:25:39,746 --> 00:25:43,295 this primitive people is immune to modern temptations. 426 00:25:44,226 --> 00:25:45,944 - Momo. - What? 427 00:25:46,146 --> 00:25:47,135 Nothing wrong? 428 00:25:47,346 --> 00:25:50,895 What? I`m fine there. Gathering fruit, looking exhausted. 429 00:25:51,106 --> 00:25:52,380 What`s that? 430 00:25:55,426 --> 00:25:56,415 Enough. 431 00:25:56,626 --> 00:25:57,854 Two weeks ago, Nikes. 432 00:25:58,186 --> 00:26:01,064 Now it`s the boxers. What`s next, a Herm�s scarf? 433 00:26:04,666 --> 00:26:07,134 Jawal, when Wemb�`s carrying corn, 434 00:26:07,426 --> 00:26:09,223 get in there beside him! 435 00:26:09,866 --> 00:26:12,141 Azaan, don`t laugh. When goats stray, 436 00:26:12,546 --> 00:26:14,696 it`s a problem. Lead them to the side. 437 00:26:14,906 --> 00:26:17,022 I keep telling you. One more thing: 438 00:26:17,706 --> 00:26:19,219 Turn off your cell phones! 439 00:26:19,946 --> 00:26:22,176 The Faundo village, stands forgotten 440 00:26:22,546 --> 00:26:23,774 in a hi-tech world. 441 00:26:23,986 --> 00:26:25,897 Wow! Sounds so typical! 442 00:26:26,506 --> 00:26:27,018 Let`s go. 443 00:26:27,506 --> 00:26:30,179 It is nice. Really a nice village. 444 00:26:30,386 --> 00:26:33,537 But now that I know you, I think I know what you need. 445 00:26:33,746 --> 00:26:35,464 I have something just for you. 446 00:26:35,946 --> 00:26:37,379 A slight change of schedule, 447 00:26:37,626 --> 00:26:39,503 and we can make a side trip to... 448 00:26:40,426 --> 00:26:40,858 Excuse me. 449 00:26:44,026 --> 00:26:46,335 Dacier, it`s Max from Africa Tours! 450 00:26:46,546 --> 00:26:48,457 The Travel Office is watching you. 451 00:26:48,666 --> 00:26:51,260 There are moles in your group! I got to go. 452 00:26:53,946 --> 00:26:54,935 To? 453 00:26:56,506 --> 00:26:57,575 There are two seats for you. 454 00:26:58,386 --> 00:27:00,820 You were interrupted. A side trip to... 455 00:27:01,866 --> 00:27:03,982 Right, too far. 456 00:27:04,666 --> 00:27:06,497 A side trip too far? 457 00:27:08,226 --> 00:27:09,944 How do you feel about moles? 458 00:27:10,506 --> 00:27:12,462 Moles? What are you getting at? 459 00:27:12,666 --> 00:27:14,338 Neither do I. 460 00:27:14,546 --> 00:27:17,379 Why? We`re going to see moles? Is that it? 461 00:27:17,986 --> 00:27:19,863 Unless the moles see us. 462 00:27:20,666 --> 00:27:21,815 Not knowing we know! 463 00:27:22,746 --> 00:27:25,818 While watching, and not telling us that they`re watching us. 464 00:27:26,306 --> 00:27:27,375 African proverb? 465 00:27:27,746 --> 00:27:29,896 Are you OK? You look stressed out. 466 00:27:32,826 --> 00:27:33,975 Excuse me... 467 00:27:40,306 --> 00:27:42,581 No good... 468 00:27:46,466 --> 00:27:47,979 I get to Mozambique 469 00:27:48,386 --> 00:27:49,296 or I lose Bako. 470 00:27:49,746 --> 00:27:51,941 With the Faundo, there are moles. 471 00:27:52,146 --> 00:27:53,579 Who`s he talking to? 472 00:27:53,866 --> 00:27:55,094 His engine. 473 00:27:56,546 --> 00:27:57,820 Is that normal? 474 00:27:58,466 --> 00:27:59,296 For men, yeah. 475 00:28:00,746 --> 00:28:03,818 The briefcase. What if I lost it? Right. 476 00:28:04,026 --> 00:28:07,257 Hi, Monsieur Charles. I lost the briefcase. 477 00:28:07,746 --> 00:28:11,421 He`d never believe me. And then there`s Becker. 478 00:28:20,986 --> 00:28:23,898 OK, whatever you want. It`s your money. 479 00:28:24,266 --> 00:28:25,699 Fine, bye. 480 00:28:28,946 --> 00:28:30,538 Change of plans! 481 00:28:30,866 --> 00:28:32,458 Guess who`s coming to see us! 482 00:28:33,546 --> 00:28:34,695 Dacier! 483 00:28:48,506 --> 00:28:51,179 It`s so beautiful. And so typical! 484 00:28:52,186 --> 00:28:53,335 - Can we talk? - Sure. 485 00:28:54,626 --> 00:28:57,094 Hi, I`m Beno�t Solanse from Beauvais. 486 00:28:57,306 --> 00:28:59,137 But they won`t understand. 487 00:29:05,746 --> 00:29:07,099 - What is it? - Pillagers. 488 00:29:08,306 --> 00:29:09,819 Pillagers! 489 00:29:18,906 --> 00:29:21,545 Is it Ringling Bros. all day or we get breaks? 490 00:29:39,066 --> 00:29:40,215 Don`t panic. 491 00:29:40,426 --> 00:29:41,984 It means, ``Hands up.`` 492 00:29:42,186 --> 00:29:43,255 No, no breaks. 493 00:29:45,386 --> 00:29:47,297 - You told them hands up? - I did? 494 00:29:47,666 --> 00:29:48,496 Who are they? 495 00:29:48,986 --> 00:29:50,499 Pillagers. They`re pillaging us. 496 00:29:50,946 --> 00:29:52,095 They have blue balls, too? 497 00:29:54,426 --> 00:29:55,222 Is it Waoolite? 498 00:29:56,746 --> 00:29:57,303 Yeah. 499 00:29:57,626 --> 00:29:58,820 Go talk to them. 500 00:29:59,346 --> 00:30:01,064 OK, I`m going. 501 00:30:12,066 --> 00:30:13,055 Pinch me. 502 00:30:13,266 --> 00:30:14,301 Dacier! 503 00:30:15,746 --> 00:30:17,816 In the bush. You vaccinated? 504 00:30:18,346 --> 00:30:19,096 Don`t overact. 505 00:30:19,466 --> 00:30:21,263 I`m not! We`re so believable. 506 00:30:21,466 --> 00:30:25,584 I went to dramatic arts school! At age 1 1, I could do Moli�re! 507 00:30:25,946 --> 00:30:29,097 Look, just do what we said on the phone. 508 00:30:29,306 --> 00:30:30,864 Get the briefcase off the bus, 509 00:30:31,066 --> 00:30:33,341 from the jumpy guy with pimples. 510 00:30:33,546 --> 00:30:34,695 Then get out of here. 511 00:30:43,786 --> 00:30:46,619 This is it. My life is passing before my eyes. 512 00:30:46,826 --> 00:30:49,056 Please, send my remains to Beauvais! 513 00:30:51,746 --> 00:30:52,542 You. 514 00:30:53,106 --> 00:30:54,300 Money. 515 00:30:54,506 --> 00:30:57,145 If you tear her clothes off, 516 00:30:57,506 --> 00:30:58,859 and play with her body... 517 00:31:00,666 --> 00:31:02,384 I mean, just in case. 518 00:31:02,586 --> 00:31:04,736 You not work video club 519 00:31:05,146 --> 00:31:06,215 in Dulban? 520 00:31:06,426 --> 00:31:07,825 I can`t believe it. 521 00:31:11,066 --> 00:31:13,375 You, mini-shit, you have the case? 522 00:31:13,586 --> 00:31:14,655 Give it to me! 523 00:31:16,586 --> 00:31:18,463 - Drop them. - What are you doing? 524 00:31:18,946 --> 00:31:19,583 Saving us, asshole. 525 00:31:19,986 --> 00:31:21,704 - Becker! - ``Becker``! I knew it! 526 00:31:24,386 --> 00:31:25,705 Your friend is crazy! 527 00:31:25,986 --> 00:31:26,623 Hold this, bitch. 528 00:31:26,906 --> 00:31:29,579 Hey, I`m a student. Sophomore, economics! 529 00:31:29,826 --> 00:31:30,383 He is! 530 00:31:30,586 --> 00:31:32,099 You`re not a mini-shit. 531 00:31:34,706 --> 00:31:35,582 They`re blanks. 532 00:31:36,226 --> 00:31:36,942 Yeah. No! 533 00:31:37,306 --> 00:31:38,659 Maybe they`re Supermen. 534 00:31:38,946 --> 00:31:40,095 What is this shit? 535 00:31:40,466 --> 00:31:41,785 I don`t know anymore. 536 00:31:42,506 --> 00:31:44,781 Jean Jean, you should scratch yourself. 537 00:31:44,986 --> 00:31:45,463 Shut up. 538 00:31:46,266 --> 00:31:48,461 Everyone on the bus. Now. 539 00:31:48,786 --> 00:31:49,696 Now! 540 00:31:52,546 --> 00:31:53,422 Get out of here. 541 00:31:57,746 --> 00:31:58,781 You`re finished. 542 00:31:59,066 --> 00:32:01,660 - Tour license revoked. - You`re the moles. 543 00:32:01,866 --> 00:32:04,334 Once in Paris, my report will destroy you! 544 00:32:04,546 --> 00:32:05,820 If you ever get there. 545 00:32:06,026 --> 00:32:07,015 You drive! 546 00:32:07,226 --> 00:32:08,420 - Why? - Shut up! 547 00:32:08,626 --> 00:32:09,456 OK, Jean Jean Jean. 548 00:32:09,666 --> 00:32:11,145 Becker, dufus! 549 00:32:12,226 --> 00:32:13,739 Becker Dufus. Good name. 550 00:32:15,346 --> 00:32:16,096 Get this straight. 551 00:32:16,306 --> 00:32:18,979 My name`s not Jean. I`m Ralph Becker. 552 00:32:19,186 --> 00:32:22,781 And I have business with you in Mozambique, as a tourist. 553 00:32:23,106 --> 00:32:24,983 Once it`s over, go fuck yourselves. 554 00:32:25,826 --> 00:32:28,579 Anybody makes a move on me, 555 00:32:28,786 --> 00:32:29,582 I`ll kill him. 556 00:32:29,786 --> 00:32:31,902 So smile. We`re crossing the border. 557 00:32:32,706 --> 00:32:35,095 And there is no briefcase, got it? 558 00:32:35,986 --> 00:32:37,180 I didn`t hear you! 559 00:32:59,026 --> 00:33:00,618 Turn the engine off. 560 00:33:04,426 --> 00:33:05,825 Hello, Officer. 561 00:33:06,026 --> 00:33:08,142 We`d like to visit your great land, 562 00:33:08,346 --> 00:33:11,179 to glimpse the 1001 wonders of the pearl of Africa! 563 00:33:11,386 --> 00:33:12,739 You talk a lot. 564 00:33:13,586 --> 00:33:15,178 Everybody out. 565 00:33:33,506 --> 00:33:35,098 Nothing to declare? 566 00:33:35,946 --> 00:33:37,982 No, Mr. Briefcase. 567 00:33:38,666 --> 00:33:39,178 Briefcase? 568 00:33:39,506 --> 00:33:41,064 No! Pencil case. 569 00:33:41,266 --> 00:33:43,734 - He said toothpaste. - Sounded more like pillow case. 570 00:33:43,946 --> 00:33:44,662 Fast pace? 571 00:33:44,866 --> 00:33:45,901 Chevy Chase? 572 00:33:46,106 --> 00:33:47,425 Shut up! 573 00:34:00,266 --> 00:34:01,221 You! 574 00:34:02,666 --> 00:34:04,577 Not your 1st time in Mozambique. 575 00:34:04,786 --> 00:34:06,219 Yes, it is. I swear. 576 00:34:06,946 --> 00:34:08,459 You sell calendars? 577 00:34:10,026 --> 00:34:11,823 We all have a double somewhere. 578 00:34:12,026 --> 00:34:13,584 Like my butcher. 579 00:34:13,786 --> 00:34:16,175 His double is Madonna. Without the mustache. 580 00:34:16,706 --> 00:34:17,456 Sir? 581 00:34:18,106 --> 00:34:19,937 You dropped your wallet. 582 00:34:29,466 --> 00:34:31,024 All right, you can go. 583 00:34:54,946 --> 00:34:57,380 What did I say? No stopping! 584 00:34:57,586 --> 00:34:59,895 There`s something in the way. A radar gun? 585 00:35:00,106 --> 00:35:01,255 A camcorder. 586 00:35:01,466 --> 00:35:03,934 Maybe security, to get evidence on the blueballs. 587 00:35:04,146 --> 00:35:05,499 Weird. 588 00:35:05,786 --> 00:35:06,775 Dacier, 589 00:35:07,906 --> 00:35:09,055 go get it. 590 00:35:09,266 --> 00:35:11,416 The tall grass. I`m wearing shorts. 591 00:35:11,626 --> 00:35:12,536 Go. 592 00:35:37,946 --> 00:35:39,664 A Japanese guy, all alone. 593 00:35:40,146 --> 00:35:41,340 Deep in the bush? 594 00:35:42,866 --> 00:35:43,503 Out of my way. 595 00:35:53,186 --> 00:35:55,495 The Japanese and their pictures. 596 00:35:56,106 --> 00:35:59,223 Not very bright. Getting done in by an elephant. 597 00:36:02,786 --> 00:36:03,457 The same one. 598 00:36:04,026 --> 00:36:05,664 He knows we know what he did. 599 00:36:05,946 --> 00:36:07,425 He wants no witnesses. 600 00:36:12,226 --> 00:36:13,215 Drive, or I`ll shoot! 601 00:36:13,506 --> 00:36:14,222 It will charge us! 602 00:36:15,026 --> 00:36:16,345 He wants to rub the bus. 603 00:36:16,746 --> 00:36:18,418 Maybe he thinks it`s a female. 604 00:36:18,626 --> 00:36:19,775 Stay calm. 605 00:36:20,346 --> 00:36:22,780 - Like he wasn`t there. - I can`t. 606 00:36:24,706 --> 00:36:27,504 Relax. Here`s what we do. 607 00:36:27,706 --> 00:36:29,264 Don`t stare, or turn around. 608 00:36:30,826 --> 00:36:31,702 Don`t bare your teeth. 609 00:36:32,266 --> 00:36:34,541 - It`s not a lion. - Animals swap info. 610 00:36:34,746 --> 00:36:35,861 He`ll turn us over. 611 00:36:39,386 --> 00:36:41,104 He can`t know me, he can`t. 612 00:36:47,306 --> 00:36:48,580 Don`t move. 613 00:36:53,866 --> 00:36:55,936 I don`t want him to touch me! 614 00:36:56,346 --> 00:36:57,017 Don`t move! 615 00:36:59,866 --> 00:37:01,822 Get him away, Dacier! 616 00:37:03,666 --> 00:37:05,099 Get him away! 617 00:37:13,266 --> 00:37:14,540 He`s sucking him! 618 00:37:15,226 --> 00:37:16,818 Leave me alone, please. 619 00:37:26,506 --> 00:37:28,224 Drive, Beno�t! Drive! 620 00:37:29,746 --> 00:37:32,499 Let`s go, fast. First gear, second, third! 621 00:37:39,946 --> 00:37:41,538 - Strange. - What? 622 00:37:41,746 --> 00:37:43,338 The scenery`s not moving. 623 00:37:49,226 --> 00:37:51,103 Dacier! Do something! 624 00:37:51,986 --> 00:37:53,578 I`ll talk to him. 625 00:37:58,346 --> 00:38:00,018 Put it down! Down! 626 00:38:00,226 --> 00:38:02,660 That`s not yours! Go away! 627 00:38:04,146 --> 00:38:05,056 Go away! 628 00:38:07,386 --> 00:38:09,581 - Any sandwiches? - You want to eat now? 629 00:38:10,026 --> 00:38:10,538 Drop it! 630 00:38:14,226 --> 00:38:15,181 Go away! 631 00:38:15,626 --> 00:38:16,456 Come on, Dumbo! 632 00:38:22,346 --> 00:38:23,574 Go, Beno�t! 633 00:38:23,786 --> 00:38:25,504 Don`t bother saying thank you. 634 00:38:32,466 --> 00:38:34,138 Want a kleenex? 635 00:38:34,506 --> 00:38:35,302 Stop. 636 00:38:35,506 --> 00:38:36,621 Stop! 637 00:38:37,786 --> 00:38:39,105 Everyone out! 638 00:38:50,906 --> 00:38:53,818 Faster! Move it! 639 00:38:55,266 --> 00:38:56,858 Line up in front of me. 640 00:39:01,266 --> 00:39:02,381 Hang on, 641 00:39:03,426 --> 00:39:04,620 they`re not involved. 642 00:39:04,826 --> 00:39:06,623 I didn`t say a word, right? 643 00:39:07,346 --> 00:39:09,576 You can`t kill us, just like that. 644 00:39:09,786 --> 00:39:12,425 I always found you nice. Very open to others. 645 00:39:12,626 --> 00:39:13,297 Turn around! 646 00:39:13,826 --> 00:39:15,020 Mr. Becker, 647 00:39:15,466 --> 00:39:17,343 I`m a doctor. Let me help. 648 00:39:18,066 --> 00:39:19,624 It starts in childhood. 649 00:39:19,826 --> 00:39:21,817 Violent parents, peer pressure. 650 00:39:22,306 --> 00:39:23,421 No girlfriend? 651 00:39:23,786 --> 00:39:25,060 I see your discomfort. 652 00:39:26,106 --> 00:39:26,856 We`ll talk. 653 00:39:27,306 --> 00:39:28,978 I said turn around! 654 00:39:29,986 --> 00:39:30,975 Why? 655 00:39:34,986 --> 00:39:36,305 We`re all dead. 656 00:39:37,706 --> 00:39:39,264 I got to take a piss! 657 00:39:41,466 --> 00:39:44,299 You are all so fucking stupid. 658 00:39:52,186 --> 00:39:53,744 - We have to act. - Don`t, kid. 659 00:39:53,946 --> 00:39:54,458 I`m no kid. 660 00:39:59,666 --> 00:40:01,896 It`s not a bladder, it`s a well! 661 00:40:04,786 --> 00:40:07,380 - Tell him there`s a lion. - Won`t work. 662 00:40:09,906 --> 00:40:10,782 All done! 663 00:40:13,946 --> 00:40:15,379 Becker, behind you! 664 00:40:16,626 --> 00:40:18,423 What? A lion, right? 665 00:40:19,266 --> 00:40:20,858 I heard you whispering. 666 00:40:32,466 --> 00:40:33,899 Dacier, do something. 667 00:40:34,106 --> 00:40:35,983 Slowly, let`s get on the bus. 668 00:40:36,186 --> 00:40:39,417 And remember, don`t turn your teeth or show your back. 669 00:41:06,146 --> 00:41:07,340 What`s he doing? 670 00:41:09,066 --> 00:41:10,055 Coming this way. 671 00:41:25,146 --> 00:41:28,058 - How long do they digest? - No idea. 672 00:41:28,706 --> 00:41:31,379 After a good meal, I can sleep 3 or 4 hours. 673 00:41:31,586 --> 00:41:33,816 Lions take up to 12 hours. 674 00:41:34,146 --> 00:41:34,817 We can`t wait. 675 00:41:40,426 --> 00:41:41,745 He won`t go. 676 00:41:41,946 --> 00:41:43,345 Try the wiper fluid. 677 00:41:52,986 --> 00:41:54,385 He won`t go. 678 00:41:55,106 --> 00:41:56,425 Blow the horn, loud. 679 00:41:59,746 --> 00:42:00,861 I`ll try it. 680 00:42:05,306 --> 00:42:06,341 He won`t go. 681 00:42:09,346 --> 00:42:09,983 Try this. 682 00:42:19,746 --> 00:42:20,496 Beauvais, 683 00:42:21,066 --> 00:42:23,136 constructed in 1 587 684 00:42:23,946 --> 00:42:25,379 by Archduke de Grandpierre. 685 00:42:26,106 --> 00:42:29,416 At 82 feet above sea level, 686 00:42:29,626 --> 00:42:33,016 Beauvais is the most elevated town in the Oise valley. 687 00:42:33,346 --> 00:42:35,985 The city ramparts were completed 688 00:42:36,186 --> 00:42:38,939 in 1 681, under Henry VIII. 689 00:42:39,146 --> 00:42:41,421 Sock capital of the world, Beauvais... 690 00:42:41,626 --> 00:42:43,105 It is fucking boring. 691 00:42:43,826 --> 00:42:46,420 Ralph Becker is not available. 692 00:42:46,626 --> 00:42:48,537 Leave a message at the tone. 693 00:42:48,746 --> 00:42:51,055 What`s going on, Becker? Call me back! 694 00:42:52,986 --> 00:42:53,896 Chouchou, 695 00:42:54,226 --> 00:42:55,341 you have feminine intuition? 696 00:42:55,546 --> 00:42:57,980 It`s not my strongest suit. 697 00:42:58,186 --> 00:43:01,019 I have it. And it tells me something`s wrong. 698 00:43:01,266 --> 00:43:02,335 And I`m a cool guy. 699 00:43:02,546 --> 00:43:04,377 True, boss. You`re very cool. 700 00:43:04,586 --> 00:43:07,384 Yeah, but I feel my dark side coming back to me. 701 00:43:08,146 --> 00:43:10,535 Coming back to me, my dark side, 702 00:43:10,746 --> 00:43:12,065 I feel. 703 00:43:28,186 --> 00:43:30,461 Why didn`t he eat the head? 704 00:43:30,986 --> 00:43:33,181 Maybe it`s like us with shrimp. 705 00:43:33,626 --> 00:43:34,422 Could be. 706 00:43:35,466 --> 00:43:36,819 Maybe it`s the hair. 707 00:43:37,026 --> 00:43:38,584 I hate artichoke hairs. 708 00:43:42,506 --> 00:43:44,622 Now that the funeral is over, 709 00:43:44,866 --> 00:43:47,141 could you fill us in? 710 00:43:47,426 --> 00:43:48,063 What`s this about? 711 00:43:48,946 --> 00:43:51,858 I`ll tell you but don`t panic if you hear the word... 712 00:43:52,746 --> 00:43:53,462 ``mafia``. 713 00:43:54,506 --> 00:43:55,097 $25,000... 714 00:43:55,306 --> 00:43:57,695 A bus full of tourists. Perfect cover. 715 00:43:58,186 --> 00:43:59,301 Bako! 716 00:43:59,906 --> 00:44:01,021 Hakuna matata! 717 00:44:01,226 --> 00:44:01,897 Disgusting! 718 00:44:02,346 --> 00:44:03,938 You used us! 719 00:44:04,146 --> 00:44:06,421 Like guinea pigs! I`ll tear him to pieces! 720 00:44:06,626 --> 00:44:09,424 She`s right. This is intolerable, inexcusable, 721 00:44:09,626 --> 00:44:13,016 unjustifiable, contemptible! That`s all my adjectives. 722 00:44:13,226 --> 00:44:14,375 The safari is over. 723 00:44:14,586 --> 00:44:16,622 Take us to Johannesburg, we`re leaving. 724 00:44:16,826 --> 00:44:18,145 We`re not involved. 725 00:44:18,346 --> 00:44:20,541 Not to defend him, but he has no choice. 726 00:44:22,226 --> 00:44:23,102 R�mi is right. 727 00:44:23,786 --> 00:44:25,617 I have to deliver the case. 728 00:44:25,826 --> 00:44:28,021 - Look what`s inside! - I don`t want to know. 729 00:44:29,066 --> 00:44:31,057 Either you end up headcheese, 730 00:44:32,146 --> 00:44:33,056 or come with me. 731 00:44:38,066 --> 00:44:38,976 Dacier! 732 00:44:41,226 --> 00:44:43,376 I don`t like doing this, but I am! 733 00:44:43,626 --> 00:44:46,186 Now I decide. We`re going to Johannesburg. 734 00:44:46,386 --> 00:44:48,900 Magalie, I`m a doctor. I can help. 735 00:44:49,106 --> 00:44:49,982 Shut up. 736 00:44:50,586 --> 00:44:51,575 Magalie, 737 00:44:52,426 --> 00:44:53,575 you can`t kill a man. 738 00:44:54,346 --> 00:44:56,257 I don`t care, I`ve lost it. 739 00:44:56,786 --> 00:44:57,775 Magalie, 740 00:44:58,106 --> 00:45:00,495 I`ve always thought of you as exceptional. 741 00:45:00,706 --> 00:45:03,664 In fact, I never got how you could marry 742 00:45:03,906 --> 00:45:05,498 that shitbag, Michel. 743 00:45:05,706 --> 00:45:07,901 Good taxi driver, cheating husband. 744 00:45:08,106 --> 00:45:10,301 - Leave him out of it. - Put the gun down. 745 00:45:11,186 --> 00:45:13,825 I don`t for a second believe you`re capable. 746 00:45:19,426 --> 00:45:22,304 What do we tell the customers about Jean Jean Jean, 747 00:45:22,506 --> 00:45:24,258 AKA Becker, or the Headless Man? 748 00:45:27,186 --> 00:45:28,301 We`re done for. 749 00:45:28,506 --> 00:45:29,177 Wait. 750 00:45:29,746 --> 00:45:31,259 Those customers. 751 00:45:31,506 --> 00:45:34,225 They might not know what Becker looks like. 752 00:45:46,426 --> 00:45:47,381 Bertrand? 753 00:45:47,946 --> 00:45:51,063 Thanks. When you stopped me from shooting Dacier, it... 754 00:45:52,546 --> 00:45:53,740 Really? It... 755 00:45:55,306 --> 00:45:58,776 In 10 years working with you I`ve always thought you were... 756 00:46:03,266 --> 00:46:04,824 Drippy, if you prefer. 757 00:46:05,666 --> 00:46:06,781 But you were solid. 758 00:46:09,826 --> 00:46:11,817 Don`t call Michel a shitbag. 759 00:46:12,146 --> 00:46:13,579 Roger, Magalie. 760 00:46:16,586 --> 00:46:18,463 You knew he was cheating? 761 00:46:19,266 --> 00:46:20,745 I might be... 762 00:46:21,546 --> 00:46:22,820 but I`m not blind. 763 00:46:56,306 --> 00:46:58,297 The meet is 1 /4 mile away. I`ll go. 764 00:46:58,506 --> 00:47:00,178 - I`m coming. - Stay here. 765 00:47:00,386 --> 00:47:02,058 You`re not credible as Becker. 766 00:47:02,266 --> 00:47:04,222 I`ll be Dacier, he`ll be Becker. 767 00:47:04,426 --> 00:47:06,098 You`re too young to be Becker. 768 00:47:06,306 --> 00:47:08,137 - I could be Becker. - Or Dacier. 769 00:47:08,466 --> 00:47:10,616 - Which am I? - Dacier. 770 00:47:10,826 --> 00:47:11,576 I`m not Dacier? 771 00:47:11,786 --> 00:47:13,663 You`re Becker. Bertrand`s Dacier. 772 00:47:14,066 --> 00:47:16,626 I`m sick of this! Make up your minds. 773 00:47:16,826 --> 00:47:18,896 She`s right. OK, I`m Dacier. 774 00:47:19,106 --> 00:47:20,619 And Dacier is Becker. 775 00:47:21,106 --> 00:47:22,664 Bertrand, it`s too risky. 776 00:47:22,866 --> 00:47:23,855 I`m going. 777 00:47:25,626 --> 00:47:27,821 - Sit down, kid. - I`m no kid. 778 00:47:28,026 --> 00:47:29,664 You`re too young to die. 779 00:47:31,586 --> 00:47:32,462 Really? 780 00:47:33,106 --> 00:47:34,061 We might die? 781 00:47:56,866 --> 00:47:57,981 What time is it? 782 00:48:00,066 --> 00:48:01,101 4 PM. 783 00:48:01,746 --> 00:48:02,940 I`m Becker, right? 784 00:48:03,146 --> 00:48:04,943 No. I mean, yes. 785 00:48:08,066 --> 00:48:09,385 Strange silence. 786 00:48:31,346 --> 00:48:32,495 Are we late? 787 00:48:39,254 --> 00:48:42,724 I`ll quit deking you. You`re on time, by my tik-tik, eh? 788 00:48:42,934 --> 00:48:46,244 I`m Hammal, leader of the Mozambique counter-insurgency. 789 00:48:46,814 --> 00:48:49,089 I studied in Canada, eh? 790 00:48:49,774 --> 00:48:51,446 But enough about me. 791 00:48:52,254 --> 00:48:53,528 We are running late. 792 00:48:53,734 --> 00:48:54,803 Two years ago, 793 00:48:55,334 --> 00:48:57,723 I was a trader in Toronto. Buy it! Sell it! 794 00:48:57,934 --> 00:48:59,492 All day long. But I knew 795 00:48:59,694 --> 00:49:01,332 I wasn`t about bucks. 796 00:49:01,974 --> 00:49:04,807 One night in my jacuzzi, I heard a voice. 797 00:49:05,414 --> 00:49:06,130 It was C�line. 798 00:49:07,774 --> 00:49:08,331 Dion? 799 00:49:09,774 --> 00:49:12,766 Laurentides. My kindergarten teacher. 800 00:49:13,014 --> 00:49:15,653 She said, with that pile of moolah you got, 801 00:49:15,894 --> 00:49:16,770 make a putsch! 802 00:49:18,054 --> 00:49:19,612 A putsch! 803 00:49:21,454 --> 00:49:22,648 Which one is Becker? 804 00:49:23,974 --> 00:49:24,531 Him. 805 00:49:24,774 --> 00:49:26,605 Yeah, it`s me. That`s right. 806 00:49:26,814 --> 00:49:30,045 I`m Ralph Becker, born June 12, 1964. 807 00:49:33,614 --> 00:49:35,013 Nice to meet you. 808 00:49:35,294 --> 00:49:37,603 Monsieur Charles told me about you. 809 00:49:37,814 --> 00:49:39,293 He loves you shookums. 810 00:49:39,494 --> 00:49:40,449 It`s mutual. 811 00:49:40,734 --> 00:49:41,849 Let`s mush. 812 00:49:42,214 --> 00:49:43,408 Can I check? 813 00:49:44,174 --> 00:49:45,129 The case. 814 00:49:45,334 --> 00:49:46,244 Of course. 815 00:49:54,814 --> 00:49:55,690 Nice animal. 816 00:49:56,374 --> 00:49:58,046 Yeah, it is a blast. 817 00:50:05,054 --> 00:50:06,612 - For Monsieur Charles. - Thanks. 818 00:50:07,694 --> 00:50:10,652 All right, well, we should go, right Becker? 819 00:50:10,854 --> 00:50:12,128 Yeah, let`s go. 820 00:50:17,534 --> 00:50:19,729 You`re a trip, Becker. 821 00:50:21,614 --> 00:50:22,933 Yeah, he is funny. 822 00:50:39,814 --> 00:50:42,886 Nice laughing, eh? But we better get to work. 823 00:50:45,734 --> 00:50:46,689 What work? 824 00:50:47,814 --> 00:50:50,772 Installing the guidance system on our missile. 825 00:50:51,214 --> 00:50:52,727 Thanks to you, 826 00:50:53,894 --> 00:50:54,883 we`ll putsch! 827 00:50:55,334 --> 00:50:57,768 This is an important moment for our country. 828 00:50:57,974 --> 00:51:00,283 To celebrate this historic event, 829 00:51:00,494 --> 00:51:03,804 the future national anthem of Mozambique. 830 00:51:45,854 --> 00:51:46,969 Get to work. 831 00:51:55,654 --> 00:51:57,406 Know anything about missiles? 832 00:51:57,654 --> 00:51:58,689 Very little. 833 00:52:00,974 --> 00:52:02,885 OK, I`m going to reboot it. 834 00:52:03,494 --> 00:52:04,006 Reboot it? 835 00:52:04,454 --> 00:52:06,092 It`s on that button. 836 00:52:06,334 --> 00:52:07,050 Oh right. 837 00:52:11,894 --> 00:52:13,805 Mode reboot, OK! 838 00:52:14,534 --> 00:52:16,126 It doesn`t seem complicated. 839 00:52:18,134 --> 00:52:20,694 I`ll plug that in there. 840 00:52:20,894 --> 00:52:22,612 Hang on. How many holes are there? 841 00:52:23,574 --> 00:52:24,689 Four. 842 00:52:25,934 --> 00:52:27,162 Eight plugs. 843 00:52:27,734 --> 00:52:29,645 This is no good. We`ll all die. 844 00:52:29,854 --> 00:52:30,570 That`s no help. 845 00:52:35,534 --> 00:52:36,603 I can`t. 846 00:52:37,854 --> 00:52:38,366 Bravo! 847 00:52:40,414 --> 00:52:41,290 Thank you. 848 00:52:42,214 --> 00:52:42,885 That`s good. 849 00:52:44,494 --> 00:52:46,371 Now we`re ready to... 850 00:52:46,934 --> 00:52:47,969 To... 851 00:52:48,374 --> 00:52:50,604 Plug in the video and reverse poles. 852 00:52:55,774 --> 00:52:56,843 This plug, 853 00:52:57,374 --> 00:52:59,092 could go there. How`s that feel? 854 00:52:59,934 --> 00:53:01,333 Like I`m going to faint. 855 00:53:02,134 --> 00:53:02,930 Or vomit. 856 00:53:03,774 --> 00:53:05,332 - Let`s take a break. - Yes. 857 00:53:11,574 --> 00:53:13,929 - Something wrong? - No, we`re fine. 858 00:53:14,374 --> 00:53:15,568 Just taking a break. 859 00:53:15,774 --> 00:53:16,843 Doing a purge. 860 00:53:17,374 --> 00:53:19,046 Obviously. We have to purge. 861 00:53:19,774 --> 00:53:21,844 It`s Chinese, so it needs purging. 862 00:53:30,654 --> 00:53:33,043 OK, purge is over. Let`s go. 863 00:53:40,734 --> 00:53:41,928 I`ll try blue in blue. 864 00:53:50,894 --> 00:53:51,883 Bravo! 865 00:53:56,774 --> 00:53:57,650 Hear a noise? 866 00:53:59,254 --> 00:54:00,846 It sounds like a coffee machine. 867 00:54:04,974 --> 00:54:07,807 Smoke`s coming out, and a razor sound. 868 00:54:08,014 --> 00:54:10,403 Becker, is that fog and jigsaw noise normal? 869 00:54:11,134 --> 00:54:12,408 Yes, quite normal. 870 00:54:12,814 --> 00:54:14,293 Normal for post-purge. 871 00:54:24,054 --> 00:54:26,807 Becker, there`s more and more fog. 872 00:54:29,254 --> 00:54:30,369 Becker? 873 00:54:31,774 --> 00:54:33,526 Is there a purge problem? 874 00:54:46,374 --> 00:54:47,284 Tabarnac! 875 00:54:57,814 --> 00:54:59,247 Dacier, give me your hand! 876 00:55:01,614 --> 00:55:02,933 Any problems? 877 00:55:03,494 --> 00:55:04,085 Answer me. 878 00:55:04,774 --> 00:55:05,604 What`s this money? 879 00:55:06,334 --> 00:55:08,052 Bertrand. They gave it to you? 880 00:55:16,854 --> 00:55:18,253 Yes, good. Good. 881 00:55:25,414 --> 00:55:26,244 Rockets! 882 00:55:28,494 --> 00:55:30,132 They`re firing rockets at us! 883 00:55:30,894 --> 00:55:32,612 - What should I do? - Step on it! 884 00:55:33,094 --> 00:55:34,607 It`s floored. I`m doing 40! 885 00:55:46,494 --> 00:55:47,847 Didn`t adjust for the northeaster. 886 00:56:04,014 --> 00:56:05,766 Beno�t, look out! 887 00:56:05,974 --> 00:56:07,327 I can`t see! 888 00:56:21,334 --> 00:56:22,608 - Back up. - What? 889 00:56:22,814 --> 00:56:23,883 Back up! 890 00:56:24,174 --> 00:56:25,687 We`re too heavy. 891 00:56:26,734 --> 00:56:27,962 Bail it out! 892 00:56:28,174 --> 00:56:29,732 It`s no good. We have to get out. 893 00:56:29,934 --> 00:56:30,411 Bail! 894 00:56:32,734 --> 00:56:34,611 It`s no use! 895 00:56:37,294 --> 00:56:38,773 Listen to me! 896 00:56:39,254 --> 00:56:40,926 Another one`s coming! 897 00:56:48,054 --> 00:56:50,443 Hurry up! Come on, Bertrand! 898 00:56:58,454 --> 00:56:59,773 Monsieur Charles? 899 00:57:00,214 --> 00:57:01,124 This is Youssouf. 900 00:57:01,334 --> 00:57:02,289 Everything OK? 901 00:57:02,494 --> 00:57:04,325 I`m keeping my shorts on. 902 00:57:05,134 --> 00:57:07,523 - But I`m rather cross. - What? 903 00:57:22,654 --> 00:57:23,928 Richard couldn`t do that. 904 00:57:25,214 --> 00:57:26,567 He played bushophobic. 905 00:57:26,814 --> 00:57:28,884 ``I`m afraid of lions and antelope!`` 906 00:57:29,094 --> 00:57:31,369 He hit Becker, sabotaged the goods. 907 00:57:31,974 --> 00:57:32,804 Stole my money! 908 00:57:33,014 --> 00:57:34,129 Richard did that? 909 00:57:34,854 --> 00:57:36,685 Yeah, and he got himself killed. 910 00:57:37,174 --> 00:57:38,448 The dumbshit. 911 00:57:43,934 --> 00:57:46,494 Wait! We lost Dacier. 912 00:57:53,934 --> 00:57:55,970 - He`s dead? - Blown up! 913 00:57:56,534 --> 00:57:58,092 And I owe a million dollars! 914 00:57:59,014 --> 00:58:01,209 Richard can`t have died like that. 915 00:58:01,894 --> 00:58:05,091 You deaf? He`s dead. And now it`s your turn, Bako. 916 00:58:05,934 --> 00:58:07,526 Did you at least try calling him? 917 00:58:15,654 --> 00:58:16,530 There! 918 00:58:55,574 --> 00:58:57,326 He is kind of far away. 919 00:59:04,574 --> 00:59:05,893 What happened? 920 00:59:14,694 --> 00:59:16,332 Let`s hide. They`ll find us. 921 00:59:27,614 --> 00:59:31,527 I must be dreaming. You`re alive? Very impressive. 922 00:59:32,374 --> 00:59:35,332 I`m saying you did great. And I`m saying fuck you. 923 00:59:35,814 --> 00:59:37,008 You pick up in the shower? 924 00:59:37,214 --> 00:59:38,044 Not often. 925 00:59:38,254 --> 00:59:39,573 Got my money? 926 00:59:39,774 --> 00:59:41,890 Yes, I have your million dollars. 927 00:59:42,374 --> 00:59:43,363 Finally, good news. 928 00:59:43,734 --> 00:59:46,532 You`ll bring it to Johannesburg. Fast. 929 00:59:46,734 --> 00:59:47,769 Right, Bako? 930 00:59:47,974 --> 00:59:49,532 Richard, you`re alive? 931 00:59:50,734 --> 00:59:53,168 Tuesday at noon. Cristal Palace Hotel! 932 01:00:09,814 --> 01:00:14,012 Dacier, why not take a normal road with earth under our feet? 933 01:00:14,214 --> 01:00:16,409 Here they can`t find us. 934 01:00:16,614 --> 01:00:19,811 No one will, Dacier. We won`t make it. 935 01:00:20,014 --> 01:00:24,007 We will. Look, there are steps. Like a staircase. 936 01:00:24,214 --> 01:00:26,205 There`s no bannister! 937 01:00:27,654 --> 01:00:29,690 That`s it. I`m freezing up. 938 01:00:29,894 --> 01:00:32,044 I`m leaving my body! 939 01:00:33,534 --> 01:00:35,365 Stay close to the wall. 940 01:00:35,574 --> 01:00:38,327 R�mi`s right. Be one with the rock! 941 01:00:38,534 --> 01:00:41,765 ``Be one with the rock``? Shut the hell up, Dacier! 942 01:00:41,974 --> 01:00:44,727 I can`t make it! Go ahead without me! 943 01:00:45,174 --> 01:00:46,209 All right! 944 01:00:46,414 --> 01:00:49,451 Beno�t, you can make it. Imagine it`s Beauvais down there. 945 01:01:02,694 --> 01:01:05,288 How many feet down is it, Bertrand? 946 01:01:05,494 --> 01:01:08,327 I don`t know. I have vertigo. I can`t count. 947 01:01:15,614 --> 01:01:18,731 It`s not very high. I suggest we jump. 948 01:01:18,934 --> 01:01:19,571 Are you sure? 949 01:01:22,894 --> 01:01:23,849 No way. 950 01:01:25,334 --> 01:01:26,403 Give me your hand. 951 01:01:26,654 --> 01:01:27,564 On three! 952 01:01:27,934 --> 01:01:29,128 What`s that mean? 953 01:01:29,334 --> 01:01:31,484 Three jump or on three? 954 01:01:32,574 --> 01:01:33,211 One... 955 01:01:34,254 --> 01:01:34,731 Two... 956 01:01:35,814 --> 01:01:36,849 Three! 957 01:01:40,574 --> 01:01:41,563 Four! 958 01:01:55,094 --> 01:01:56,413 You did it. I`m proud. 959 01:01:56,734 --> 01:01:58,452 We almost died 200 times. 960 01:01:59,974 --> 01:02:03,569 There were some down sides, but all in all, 961 01:02:04,214 --> 01:02:06,682 we`ve seen lots of scenery and animals. 962 01:02:07,494 --> 01:02:09,086 Even very, very close up. 963 01:02:09,694 --> 01:02:11,844 Some weren`t even in the brochure! 964 01:02:13,294 --> 01:02:16,525 Dacier, so you know, at this very moment, 965 01:02:17,174 --> 01:02:20,371 I`m hesitating between indignation and a head butt. 966 01:02:20,574 --> 01:02:24,249 We`ll find a place to camp, dry off. Or we`ll get fungal infection. 967 01:02:24,454 --> 01:02:24,966 So what? 968 01:02:25,774 --> 01:02:27,332 Does that cost extra? 969 01:02:27,614 --> 01:02:29,491 We haven`t gone mushrooming yet. 970 01:02:29,694 --> 01:02:31,366 We can still walk 3 hours. 971 01:02:31,694 --> 01:02:33,366 Can`t let them catch up. 972 01:02:34,214 --> 01:02:35,488 We`re alive for now. 973 01:02:36,614 --> 01:02:37,763 Can I say something? 974 01:02:37,974 --> 01:02:39,532 Sure, this is a democracy. 975 01:02:40,694 --> 01:02:41,763 I`m sick of it! 976 01:02:43,174 --> 01:02:43,845 Text book. 977 01:02:44,094 --> 01:02:45,812 She needs to externalize. 978 01:02:46,454 --> 01:02:47,967 She`ll list each shock. 979 01:02:48,174 --> 01:02:49,971 Elephant, blueballs, pillagers, 980 01:02:50,174 --> 01:02:52,529 Becker, the rockets, the waterfall. 981 01:02:53,374 --> 01:02:54,648 - What do we do? - Talk. 982 01:02:55,094 --> 01:02:56,732 She should insult you first. 983 01:02:57,534 --> 01:02:59,889 - Fabienne... - Shut up, asshole! 984 01:03:00,094 --> 01:03:01,209 Totally text book. 985 01:03:01,614 --> 01:03:03,570 Katanga, Waoolite, bullshit. Cocksucker! 986 01:03:03,814 --> 01:03:05,042 Right, she did. 987 01:03:05,294 --> 01:03:06,773 Now it`s our turn. 988 01:03:07,054 --> 01:03:10,046 Bunch of rednecks! You`re all a pain in my ass! 989 01:03:11,094 --> 01:03:12,812 What do we do now? 990 01:03:13,734 --> 01:03:14,325 That. 991 01:03:15,214 --> 01:03:16,044 Good initiative. 992 01:03:16,614 --> 01:03:18,605 - Don`t thank him! It hurts. - Sorry. 993 01:03:18,814 --> 01:03:20,884 Had to calm you down. Feel better? 994 01:03:21,094 --> 01:03:22,686 No, it hurts. 995 01:03:33,094 --> 01:03:33,606 Bertrand, 996 01:03:34,974 --> 01:03:36,965 I got like a sock in my mouth. 997 01:03:39,934 --> 01:03:41,447 A snake! 998 01:03:41,854 --> 01:03:42,843 It bit Magalie! 999 01:03:44,894 --> 01:03:46,452 What do we do, Beno�t? 1000 01:03:46,654 --> 01:03:48,326 My teeth are going away. 1001 01:03:48,534 --> 01:03:49,364 I don`t know. 1002 01:03:49,614 --> 01:03:51,445 My neck`s unscrewing! 1003 01:03:51,654 --> 01:03:53,690 - You`re a doctor! - Don`t push me. 1004 01:03:53,894 --> 01:03:55,373 My tongue is crumbling. 1005 01:03:55,774 --> 01:03:57,332 Venimex, cauterize, urine! 1006 01:03:57,534 --> 01:03:59,365 - I have Venimex. - I have a lighter. 1007 01:03:59,774 --> 01:04:01,844 - I don`t have to. - OK, I got it. 1008 01:04:02,054 --> 01:04:02,770 Stop! 1009 01:04:04,014 --> 01:04:06,369 If anyone is to urinate on her, I will. 1010 01:04:06,814 --> 01:04:08,133 I owe her that much. 1011 01:04:33,694 --> 01:04:36,413 I think the poison has altered her reality. 1012 01:04:36,934 --> 01:04:37,969 She is elsewhere. 1013 01:04:38,174 --> 01:04:39,653 Sure, but where? 1014 01:04:40,734 --> 01:04:42,008 Got you, Dacier! 1015 01:04:42,974 --> 01:04:43,724 Ski lodge. 1016 01:04:43,934 --> 01:04:44,889 Come on, woosy! 1017 01:04:46,094 --> 01:04:47,812 Come on, a snowball fight! 1018 01:04:48,174 --> 01:04:49,766 Magalie, stop it. Stop! 1019 01:04:50,014 --> 01:04:51,891 - Let go. - It`s just snow. 1020 01:04:52,654 --> 01:04:53,609 I`ll handle this. 1021 01:04:53,894 --> 01:04:55,612 - Come on. - I`m having fun. 1022 01:05:00,054 --> 01:05:02,614 Strange, I feel like I`ve seen you before. 1023 01:05:04,654 --> 01:05:05,166 You too? 1024 01:05:06,614 --> 01:05:07,763 Forget it. 1025 01:05:08,734 --> 01:05:10,531 - You saw me in... - In? 1026 01:05:12,174 --> 01:05:13,084 In the plane. 1027 01:05:13,414 --> 01:05:14,529 OK, I`ll drop it. 1028 01:05:17,654 --> 01:05:21,169 Listen, you might think I`m coming on strong, 1029 01:05:22,614 --> 01:05:23,808 but I actually... 1030 01:05:25,254 --> 01:05:26,573 I wanted to say that... 1031 01:05:27,814 --> 01:05:29,327 I know what you mean. 1032 01:05:30,934 --> 01:05:32,208 Me too. 1033 01:05:35,574 --> 01:05:37,292 There you are, kids. 1034 01:05:52,134 --> 01:05:53,726 Great girl, huh? 1035 01:05:54,214 --> 01:05:56,205 Back home, they`d say terractive. 1036 01:05:56,894 --> 01:05:58,612 A terror and attractive. 1037 01:05:58,934 --> 01:06:01,653 Terractive. I`ve heard that. Terractive! 1038 01:06:02,374 --> 01:06:03,443 Where are you from? 1039 01:06:03,654 --> 01:06:05,451 Peyrat-le-Ch�teau, small town. 1040 01:06:05,774 --> 01:06:09,084 I can`t believe it. I know that place very well. 1041 01:06:09,294 --> 01:06:10,966 - Been to France? - Yes. 1042 01:06:12,134 --> 01:06:15,444 My father sent me, over 20 years ago, 1043 01:06:15,654 --> 01:06:18,487 to Peyrat-le-Ch�teau, as a camp counselor. Actually, 1044 01:06:20,094 --> 01:06:23,086 I did this girl in the locker of this gym. 1045 01:06:23,534 --> 01:06:25,047 She was terractive! 1046 01:06:25,334 --> 01:06:26,653 What was her name? 1047 01:06:28,294 --> 01:06:29,283 Nicole, that`s it! 1048 01:06:29,814 --> 01:06:32,089 - Nicole Chantirier. - Yes, exactly! 1049 01:06:35,094 --> 01:06:36,573 How did you know? 1050 01:06:36,774 --> 01:06:37,889 She`s my mother. 1051 01:06:38,254 --> 01:06:38,891 Your mother? 1052 01:06:40,174 --> 01:06:42,369 Nicole Chantirier is her maiden name. 1053 01:06:45,254 --> 01:06:46,050 Sure she`s your mom? 1054 01:06:46,254 --> 01:06:49,769 The woman fussing around me since birth surely is my mother. 1055 01:06:49,974 --> 01:06:51,885 Hang on, let`s not get crazy. 1056 01:06:52,534 --> 01:06:54,126 Nicole Chantirier 1057 01:06:54,334 --> 01:06:56,848 in a Peyrat-le-Ch�teau gym in `85, 1058 01:06:57,054 --> 01:06:58,248 might be more than one. 1059 01:06:58,454 --> 01:06:59,330 Mr. Dacier? 1060 01:07:00,694 --> 01:07:01,888 I set up camp! 1061 01:07:22,094 --> 01:07:24,085 Beno�t, let me have your place 1062 01:07:24,294 --> 01:07:26,125 and sleep in my shelter? 1063 01:07:26,974 --> 01:07:27,565 Why? 1064 01:07:28,334 --> 01:07:30,245 I`m a little scared on my own. 1065 01:07:30,454 --> 01:07:32,604 I`d feel safer here. 1066 01:07:33,054 --> 01:07:34,806 You know, I`m a girl. 1067 01:07:36,014 --> 01:07:37,083 Why? 1068 01:07:44,614 --> 01:07:46,445 Oh, all right! 1069 01:07:57,534 --> 01:07:58,683 I won`t tell. 1070 01:07:59,534 --> 01:08:00,523 Thanks Beno�t. 1071 01:08:07,054 --> 01:08:07,884 Mum`s the word! 1072 01:08:21,614 --> 01:08:23,809 I`m flattered you trusted me. 1073 01:08:32,854 --> 01:08:34,048 I get it. 1074 01:08:35,214 --> 01:08:36,693 Didn`t see that coming. 1075 01:10:05,014 --> 01:10:07,050 Nicole, you`re so terractive. 1076 01:10:08,294 --> 01:10:09,443 Dad? 1077 01:10:18,654 --> 01:10:19,973 It can`t be. 1078 01:10:28,414 --> 01:10:29,563 It can`t be. 1079 01:10:30,974 --> 01:10:34,011 Last night, I had an incredible encounter. A giraffe! 1080 01:10:34,214 --> 01:10:35,249 Fantastic. 1081 01:10:39,774 --> 01:10:40,923 Morning everyone. 1082 01:10:41,454 --> 01:10:42,773 Sleep well? 1083 01:10:42,974 --> 01:10:43,963 Bertrand, 1084 01:10:45,814 --> 01:10:48,328 how old do you think R�mi is? 1085 01:10:48,534 --> 01:10:51,367 I don`t know, 21, 22, 23. 1086 01:10:51,574 --> 01:10:52,529 Why do you ask? 1087 01:10:52,734 --> 01:10:54,008 No reason. 1088 01:10:55,614 --> 01:10:57,252 Morning, Magalie. 1089 01:10:57,654 --> 01:10:58,609 Sleep well? 1090 01:10:59,534 --> 01:11:00,444 Feeling better? 1091 01:11:00,654 --> 01:11:02,929 You had us worried yesterday. 1092 01:11:03,414 --> 01:11:04,483 You all right? 1093 01:11:04,694 --> 01:11:05,888 I`m fine. 1094 01:11:06,854 --> 01:11:08,048 Are you sure? 1095 01:11:08,734 --> 01:11:09,723 Just fine. 1096 01:11:11,654 --> 01:11:13,406 If not, you should tell us. 1097 01:11:15,014 --> 01:11:16,527 Really, I`m fine. 1098 01:11:16,774 --> 01:11:19,163 Magalie, where are we? 1099 01:11:19,494 --> 01:11:20,404 What country? 1100 01:11:22,374 --> 01:11:23,170 Africa? 1101 01:11:23,574 --> 01:11:25,087 Good. And temperatures are... 1102 01:11:27,814 --> 01:11:28,610 Hot. 1103 01:11:31,294 --> 01:11:32,966 She`s cured. All is well. 1104 01:11:34,454 --> 01:11:36,922 Come on, Magalie. Still a long way to go. 1105 01:11:37,174 --> 01:11:38,846 Hot out today. 1106 01:11:39,054 --> 01:11:40,646 Hakuna matata. 1107 01:11:54,414 --> 01:11:55,529 Something wrong? 1108 01:11:55,814 --> 01:11:56,769 I`m fine. 1109 01:12:01,094 --> 01:12:02,049 Wait up. 1110 01:12:05,054 --> 01:12:06,533 Here, it`s all I have left. 1111 01:12:10,014 --> 01:12:11,242 Want me to be lookout? 1112 01:12:11,454 --> 01:12:12,443 No, I`ll manage. 1113 01:12:14,094 --> 01:12:16,688 Take five. Beno�t`s going to poop. 1114 01:12:19,174 --> 01:12:20,527 Why do you say that? 1115 01:12:20,934 --> 01:12:22,367 So they`ll know. 1116 01:12:28,294 --> 01:12:29,568 Excuse me, Fabienne. 1117 01:12:30,014 --> 01:12:30,491 Don`t be mad. 1118 01:12:31,654 --> 01:12:35,203 I feel like I`ve met you, too. It`s eating at me. 1119 01:12:36,534 --> 01:12:38,365 - Eating at you? - Yes. 1120 01:12:38,894 --> 01:12:39,883 Naturally. 1121 01:13:18,894 --> 01:13:19,531 It`s taken! 1122 01:13:23,174 --> 01:13:24,527 What`s taking him? 1123 01:13:24,734 --> 01:13:26,372 Maybe he`s barefoot, or unscrewed. 1124 01:13:26,734 --> 01:13:28,008 Relapse. 1125 01:13:28,214 --> 01:13:31,843 The mountain is our friend. Respect it, or it gets even. 1126 01:13:32,054 --> 01:13:33,453 Let`s call the ski patrol. 1127 01:13:33,814 --> 01:13:35,691 Right, that`s what we do! 1128 01:13:35,894 --> 01:13:37,646 Not nice, Fabienne. 1129 01:13:38,014 --> 01:13:39,367 Just a little fun. 1130 01:14:22,814 --> 01:14:23,883 What? 1131 01:14:25,614 --> 01:14:26,524 Nothing. 1132 01:14:26,814 --> 01:14:28,691 All right, let`s move out. 1133 01:14:45,854 --> 01:14:46,445 No other road? 1134 01:14:47,814 --> 01:14:49,133 Sure, 1135 01:14:49,334 --> 01:14:50,449 we can go around. 1136 01:14:51,814 --> 01:14:52,929 It`s only 30 feet across. 1137 01:14:53,174 --> 01:14:55,529 It`s hot. A swim will do us good. 1138 01:14:55,734 --> 01:14:57,087 The faster the better. 1139 01:14:57,294 --> 01:14:59,330 - Can everyone swim? - Yeah, let`s go. 1140 01:14:59,534 --> 01:15:01,809 OK, everyone follow me. 1141 01:15:25,854 --> 01:15:27,207 Feels good. 1142 01:15:27,854 --> 01:15:29,492 Can we stay a while? 1143 01:15:29,694 --> 01:15:31,412 No, keep going! Hurry! 1144 01:15:33,134 --> 01:15:33,930 R�mi! Come on! 1145 01:15:34,134 --> 01:15:35,806 I`m taking my shoes off! Fungus! 1146 01:15:36,014 --> 01:15:37,003 No, come on! 1147 01:15:37,214 --> 01:15:39,603 OK, I`m coming. Don`t get upset. 1148 01:15:39,814 --> 01:15:40,803 Hurry up! 1149 01:15:41,774 --> 01:15:43,127 Come on! Quick! 1150 01:15:44,094 --> 01:15:46,289 Get out of there! Right now! 1151 01:15:56,014 --> 01:15:56,890 Dacier! 1152 01:16:02,534 --> 01:16:03,523 Crocodiles! 1153 01:16:04,214 --> 01:16:05,010 Help! 1154 01:16:09,614 --> 01:16:10,763 Bako, help! 1155 01:16:12,574 --> 01:16:13,768 Float on your back! 1156 01:16:16,174 --> 01:16:16,686 R�mi! 1157 01:16:17,694 --> 01:16:18,649 Float on your back! 1158 01:16:19,654 --> 01:16:20,166 Richard! 1159 01:16:20,614 --> 01:16:21,842 On your back! 1160 01:16:22,414 --> 01:16:23,290 On your back, kid! 1161 01:16:25,054 --> 01:16:27,852 - They`ll eat him! - First the arms, so he can`t swim. 1162 01:16:28,334 --> 01:16:28,891 I can`t. 1163 01:16:29,854 --> 01:16:31,651 Bako, I can`t hang on! 1164 01:16:35,334 --> 01:16:35,891 Don`t let go! 1165 01:16:36,574 --> 01:16:38,371 Don`t let go, Richard! 1166 01:16:39,814 --> 01:16:41,042 Swim! 1167 01:16:52,014 --> 01:16:55,006 I`ll never come back to the bush. 1168 01:16:55,894 --> 01:16:56,770 Never! 1169 01:17:11,574 --> 01:17:12,529 Dacier? 1170 01:17:20,814 --> 01:17:22,850 He gave his life for yours. 1171 01:17:25,254 --> 01:17:28,087 I can`t believe it. He was with us 2 minutes ago. 1172 01:17:30,534 --> 01:17:32,172 We never got to say farewell. 1173 01:17:33,454 --> 01:17:35,604 Only knew you a little Richard. 1174 01:17:36,454 --> 01:17:37,204 Sorry. 1175 01:17:38,014 --> 01:17:39,572 It just came out. 1176 01:17:41,454 --> 01:17:43,809 If we`re still alive on this glacier, 1177 01:17:44,614 --> 01:17:46,047 it`s thanks to him. 1178 01:17:47,334 --> 01:17:49,689 Well, he did get us into this shit. 1179 01:17:50,534 --> 01:17:54,129 Seriously, as soon as someone dies people think he`s great. 1180 01:17:54,334 --> 01:17:56,894 I say it`s a little hypocritical. 1181 01:17:57,694 --> 01:17:58,843 Ready to go? 1182 01:18:00,854 --> 01:18:01,843 Dacier? 1183 01:18:02,734 --> 01:18:04,292 You thawed out? 1184 01:18:06,454 --> 01:18:09,252 Thanks for all you said, while I was dead. 1185 01:18:09,454 --> 01:18:12,287 Except for you. That wasn`t so hot. 1186 01:18:13,814 --> 01:18:16,692 Excuse me, I`d like to speak to Richard a moment. 1187 01:18:26,854 --> 01:18:28,731 I know. It`s no use saying it. 1188 01:18:28,934 --> 01:18:30,447 Yes, it is. 1189 01:18:30,934 --> 01:18:32,572 My name is R�mi Perronne. 1190 01:18:33,694 --> 01:18:35,571 If you`d stayed in France, 1191 01:18:39,494 --> 01:18:41,450 I would be R�mi Dacier. 1192 01:18:50,854 --> 01:18:52,048 Can I hug you? 1193 01:18:53,734 --> 01:18:54,484 Well... 1194 01:18:54,694 --> 01:18:56,650 I get it. You`re timid. 1195 01:18:57,494 --> 01:18:58,893 So am I. 1196 01:18:59,254 --> 01:19:00,812 Must be hereditary. 1197 01:19:01,134 --> 01:19:03,409 No, go ahead. I want you to. 1198 01:19:05,094 --> 01:19:06,368 Dad. 1199 01:19:08,694 --> 01:19:09,649 Dad. 1200 01:19:16,094 --> 01:19:17,971 I missed you so much. 1201 01:19:18,854 --> 01:19:19,969 Stop. 1202 01:19:20,854 --> 01:19:22,845 You didn`t even know I existed. 1203 01:19:23,534 --> 01:19:25,729 But I knew something was missing. 1204 01:19:26,214 --> 01:19:27,090 My little kid. 1205 01:19:27,454 --> 01:19:29,092 I`m not a little kid! 1206 01:19:42,774 --> 01:19:43,889 Everything OK? 1207 01:19:45,654 --> 01:19:47,292 I just had a child. 1208 01:19:53,294 --> 01:19:54,613 Right, of course. 1209 01:19:55,574 --> 01:19:56,927 Why do I bother asking? 1210 01:20:01,734 --> 01:20:04,123 So tell me, do I have grandparents? 1211 01:20:07,014 --> 01:20:08,686 They`ve been gone a long time. 1212 01:20:09,454 --> 01:20:13,208 My dad went into the bush, after an elephant wounded by poachers. 1213 01:20:14,694 --> 01:20:16,047 He never came back. 1214 01:20:16,334 --> 01:20:18,802 My mom never recovered, died 5 years later. 1215 01:20:19,014 --> 01:20:22,290 I came back to run the business, in my own way. 1216 01:20:26,214 --> 01:20:27,283 Is it still far? 1217 01:20:27,494 --> 01:20:29,325 According to my maps, not far. 1218 01:20:29,534 --> 01:20:31,729 How far is not far? I`m tired! 1219 01:20:31,934 --> 01:20:33,572 Well logically, right now, 1220 01:20:33,854 --> 01:20:34,650 we should be... 1221 01:20:36,494 --> 01:20:38,166 - In the desert. - Shit. 1222 01:20:40,494 --> 01:20:41,210 Not on my map. 1223 01:20:41,534 --> 01:20:42,649 It`s not on my map! 1224 01:20:42,854 --> 01:20:45,049 Sure, but we`re here. 1225 01:21:27,614 --> 01:21:29,491 The snow is so dry. 1226 01:21:29,694 --> 01:21:31,332 Quit it, Magalie. Please. 1227 01:21:31,734 --> 01:21:32,689 Magalie. 1228 01:21:34,694 --> 01:21:36,047 Come back, my love. 1229 01:21:36,254 --> 01:21:37,573 Don`t give up. 1230 01:21:41,454 --> 01:21:43,172 Who are they? 1231 01:22:28,294 --> 01:22:29,443 We`re naked. 1232 01:22:33,014 --> 01:22:33,491 Dacier? 1233 01:22:34,054 --> 01:22:35,123 What will they do? 1234 01:22:35,334 --> 01:22:37,848 I don`t know, doesn`t seem like a barbecue. 1235 01:22:39,214 --> 01:22:41,045 This isn`t good. 1236 01:22:41,414 --> 01:22:42,130 How do you feel? 1237 01:22:42,814 --> 01:22:45,328 I`m sore, like I`ve been skiing for a week. 1238 01:22:48,974 --> 01:22:50,646 Hear that? They`re Waoolites. 1239 01:22:50,974 --> 01:22:52,327 No, that`s not possible. 1240 01:22:53,134 --> 01:22:54,408 No, not the bag! 1241 01:22:54,734 --> 01:22:56,008 Not the bag! 1242 01:22:56,214 --> 01:22:57,249 Not the money! 1243 01:22:57,454 --> 01:22:58,284 Bako. 1244 01:23:12,894 --> 01:23:14,771 Betty Love. 1245 01:23:15,854 --> 01:23:17,526 No. Not here. 1246 01:23:21,014 --> 01:23:23,574 Marie-Antoinette, Queen of Spain, 1247 01:23:24,214 --> 01:23:25,966 your time has come. 1248 01:23:26,334 --> 01:23:29,053 Prepare to die by firing squad! 1249 01:23:29,254 --> 01:23:30,892 Do you have a last wish? 1250 01:23:31,094 --> 01:23:32,083 Yes. 1251 01:23:32,734 --> 01:23:35,168 One last taste of love`s pleasures. 1252 01:23:48,374 --> 01:23:48,886 Well? 1253 01:23:49,734 --> 01:23:51,565 Marie-Antoinette, Spain, firing squad? 1254 01:23:51,974 --> 01:23:54,124 Queen of France, she was guillotined. 1255 01:23:54,334 --> 01:23:55,050 Are you sure? 1256 01:23:55,334 --> 01:23:58,212 And it`s a Trojan horse, not a Trojan condom. 1257 01:23:58,854 --> 01:24:01,049 That was my last film. I`m done. 1258 01:24:01,254 --> 01:24:02,243 Wait. 1259 01:24:03,134 --> 01:24:04,249 You must read this. 1260 01:24:05,534 --> 01:24:06,444 What is it? 1261 01:24:07,214 --> 01:24:08,283 A masterpiece. 1262 01:24:09,254 --> 01:24:09,970 I cried. 1263 01:24:11,894 --> 01:24:13,168 What`s it about? 1264 01:24:13,854 --> 01:24:15,765 It`s about a man with no past, 1265 01:24:17,294 --> 01:24:19,205 bit by a radioactive rabbit. 1266 01:24:20,814 --> 01:24:21,405 And then? 1267 01:24:22,334 --> 01:24:25,007 He turns into... a fantastic lay. 1268 01:24:26,134 --> 01:24:27,487 Ride-her-man! 1269 01:24:27,694 --> 01:24:29,525 I really need a vacation. 1270 01:24:31,774 --> 01:24:34,049 Betty Love! 1271 01:24:35,974 --> 01:24:37,453 Oh right, OK... 1272 01:24:38,334 --> 01:24:40,450 No, I never heard of that. 1273 01:24:41,094 --> 01:24:43,289 Oh yes! Oh yes! 1274 01:24:44,574 --> 01:24:46,292 Harder, faster! 1275 01:24:46,494 --> 01:24:48,052 I never would`ve guessed. 1276 01:24:49,294 --> 01:24:50,886 I must have been mixed up. 1277 01:24:51,894 --> 01:24:54,454 I`m guessing she`s a divinity around here. 1278 01:24:54,654 --> 01:24:56,451 - Who to? - Popopopay. 1279 01:24:56,774 --> 01:24:58,127 Two P`s? 1280 01:24:59,494 --> 01:25:00,449 The Davinci Load? 1281 01:25:01,734 --> 01:25:04,123 Oh I see. Very classy. 1282 01:25:10,894 --> 01:25:12,373 Now you know who I am. 1283 01:25:15,774 --> 01:25:17,605 Can I say something? 1284 01:25:17,934 --> 01:25:19,606 Sorry to get you into this. 1285 01:25:20,414 --> 01:25:22,211 You had no choice. 1286 01:25:23,174 --> 01:25:25,324 You`re good, you`ll get out of this. 1287 01:25:25,774 --> 01:25:28,049 I doubt it. They burned the money. 1288 01:25:30,094 --> 01:25:30,890 Can I say something? 1289 01:25:39,254 --> 01:25:41,643 I can`t explain. All that money... 1290 01:25:42,454 --> 01:25:43,523 I started dreaming. 1291 01:25:45,094 --> 01:25:46,891 Drama classes, 1292 01:25:47,454 --> 01:25:48,933 a new life. 1293 01:25:49,494 --> 01:25:50,688 Without porn. 1294 01:25:51,734 --> 01:25:53,486 I acted once with clothes on. 1295 01:25:54,014 --> 01:25:57,245 A nice film. I played a lighthouse keeper. 1296 01:25:57,694 --> 01:25:58,763 But that... 1297 01:25:59,254 --> 01:26:00,892 No one ever mentions it. 1298 01:26:02,294 --> 01:26:03,329 So there you are. 1299 01:26:04,254 --> 01:26:04,925 I`m sorry. 1300 01:26:10,014 --> 01:26:10,810 You`re forgiven. 1301 01:26:12,374 --> 01:26:15,093 That`s my son, my flesh and blood. He`s right. 1302 01:26:15,774 --> 01:26:17,207 That took courage. 1303 01:26:17,414 --> 01:26:19,245 Yes, you`re really fine. 1304 01:26:20,614 --> 01:26:21,251 I mean good. 1305 01:26:22,294 --> 01:26:23,488 Fantastic. 1306 01:26:23,734 --> 01:26:24,928 You`ll get Bako back. 1307 01:26:26,414 --> 01:26:27,688 You`re forgetting. 1308 01:26:27,894 --> 01:26:29,805 We`re far from Johannesburg. 1309 01:26:43,374 --> 01:26:45,126 Looks a little like Beauvais. 1310 01:26:57,254 --> 01:26:59,245 Could we have our room keys? 1311 01:27:02,334 --> 01:27:04,609 Tuesday, 1 2PM 1312 01:27:10,854 --> 01:27:12,890 - Glad to see you. - Me neither. 1313 01:27:13,494 --> 01:27:14,563 The money. 1314 01:27:22,654 --> 01:27:23,928 You`re a sensible man. 1315 01:27:24,334 --> 01:27:26,564 Yes, I`ve taken precautions. 1316 01:27:26,814 --> 01:27:28,850 - Meaning? - You closed it too quickly. 1317 01:27:33,534 --> 01:27:34,171 Tricky. 1318 01:27:35,614 --> 01:27:36,683 Bako. 1319 01:27:37,534 --> 01:27:39,570 I don`t play around with dufuses. 1320 01:27:40,334 --> 01:27:41,403 Good drink? 1321 01:27:41,774 --> 01:27:44,413 - What do you care? - It was poisoned. 1322 01:27:44,614 --> 01:27:47,686 The antidote is in the case. I have the combination. 1323 01:27:48,174 --> 01:27:50,972 Cute. You think you`re Jack Bauer? 1324 01:27:51,174 --> 01:27:53,005 No, he gets 24 hours. 1325 01:27:53,774 --> 01:27:55,332 You have barely 10 minutes. 1326 01:27:56,694 --> 01:27:58,047 Aren`t you feeling warmer? 1327 01:28:02,254 --> 01:28:02,811 I never saw 1328 01:28:03,654 --> 01:28:05,963 such a poor bluff. 1329 01:28:11,654 --> 01:28:13,406 Remember, 10 minutes ago... 1330 01:28:13,614 --> 01:28:15,809 I saw you take pictures of her! 1331 01:28:16,014 --> 01:28:16,571 I did not! 1332 01:28:16,774 --> 01:28:18,969 You`re a pervert! You`re sick! 1333 01:28:19,174 --> 01:28:20,766 I`m filing for divorce! 1334 01:28:20,974 --> 01:28:23,363 I`m allowed to photograph a female chimp! 1335 01:28:23,574 --> 01:28:25,849 Pictures fine, but not ogling them! 1336 01:28:26,054 --> 01:28:27,169 Honey... 1337 01:28:27,374 --> 01:28:28,727 Excuse me. 1338 01:28:28,934 --> 01:28:31,050 Does this hotel have a massage room? 1339 01:28:31,254 --> 01:28:32,767 I think so. Probably. 1340 01:28:32,974 --> 01:28:36,284 I tried champagne massage once. Good for the breasts. 1341 01:28:36,854 --> 01:28:37,764 Want a drink? 1342 01:28:37,974 --> 01:28:40,249 - You a hooker? - You`re clever! 1343 01:28:40,454 --> 01:28:41,887 From the lady. 1344 01:28:42,454 --> 01:28:43,648 Want to toast? 1345 01:28:44,014 --> 01:28:45,970 A thousand for a half hour. 1346 01:28:50,534 --> 01:28:51,808 They were all..? 1347 01:28:52,654 --> 01:28:53,291 My tourists. 1348 01:28:55,414 --> 01:28:56,688 You have 5 minutes. 1349 01:28:57,254 --> 01:28:57,845 Chouchou. 1350 01:29:00,334 --> 01:29:01,005 Let Bako go. 1351 01:29:03,694 --> 01:29:05,332 - Let him go. - Let me speak to him. 1352 01:29:06,494 --> 01:29:08,132 Give him the phone! 1353 01:29:09,334 --> 01:29:12,132 Bako? Meet me at the lagoon. 1354 01:29:13,934 --> 01:29:15,287 The fucking combination! 1355 01:29:15,494 --> 01:29:18,054 Last 3 numbers of Chouchou`s license plate. 1356 01:29:18,614 --> 01:29:19,649 Chouchou? 1357 01:29:20,334 --> 01:29:22,325 It`s in the lot. I never look. 1358 01:29:22,534 --> 01:29:24,172 Chouchou! 1359 01:29:26,214 --> 01:29:27,283 329. 1360 01:29:31,774 --> 01:29:32,923 My money. 1361 01:29:33,294 --> 01:29:33,965 My money! 1362 01:29:36,174 --> 01:29:37,448 That dufus fucked us. 1363 01:29:38,214 --> 01:29:40,603 He fucked us, Chouchou! 1364 01:29:46,734 --> 01:29:48,452 Then the blueball monkeys. 1365 01:29:48,654 --> 01:29:51,214 And the crocodiles who kept us from crossing the river! 1366 01:29:51,574 --> 01:29:53,724 The bus blew up. The Waoolites knew... 1367 01:29:54,254 --> 01:29:57,644 The funniest was when Beno�t gave Charles the warm Banga. 1368 01:29:59,254 --> 01:30:02,212 Hey, you`re forgetting the cheetah, the giraffe... 1369 01:30:02,414 --> 01:30:03,529 Champagne! 1370 01:30:05,334 --> 01:30:06,813 - Take a glass. - I love champagne. 1371 01:30:07,374 --> 01:30:09,444 - Got a glass? - Magalie... 1372 01:30:11,454 --> 01:30:12,773 Mr. Dacier! 1373 01:30:15,014 --> 01:30:15,730 I`m sorry. 1374 01:30:17,054 --> 01:30:20,683 During this trip, you endangered the lives of your tourists. 1375 01:30:21,054 --> 01:30:22,203 You breeched your contract, 1376 01:30:22,414 --> 01:30:25,406 neglected the most elementary safety rules. 1377 01:30:25,734 --> 01:30:26,803 As a result, 1378 01:30:27,534 --> 01:30:28,967 international tourism rules 1379 01:30:29,694 --> 01:30:31,650 force me to... 1380 01:30:32,174 --> 01:30:33,527 kiss you. 1381 01:30:39,174 --> 01:30:41,404 Five times in South Africa. 1382 01:30:44,854 --> 01:30:46,526 I didn`t mean that, at your funeral. 1383 01:30:46,734 --> 01:30:47,928 I know. 1384 01:30:49,454 --> 01:30:50,933 No views like this in Beauvais. 1385 01:31:04,254 --> 01:31:07,007 You know, Bako. I think Africa is over for us. 1386 01:31:07,254 --> 01:31:09,449 I`ll follow you anywhere, Richard. 1387 01:31:09,654 --> 01:31:10,609 Anywhere? 1388 01:31:12,174 --> 01:31:14,642 6 months later 1389 01:31:16,334 --> 01:31:18,768 Really! I was just walking along, 1390 01:31:18,974 --> 01:31:22,011 and 2 cheetahs appeared and played with me. 1391 01:31:22,214 --> 01:31:23,408 Really, it`s true. 1392 01:31:24,014 --> 01:31:26,084 Come on, it`s the truth! 1393 01:31:32,614 --> 01:31:34,650 - The mountain bush pie? - Number 12! 1394 01:31:50,014 --> 01:31:51,811 Let`s go amigos! In the bus-o! 1395 01:31:52,494 --> 01:31:54,166 Vamos, turistos! 1396 01:31:55,934 --> 01:31:57,572 Richard, we`re on. 1397 01:31:58,374 --> 01:32:01,172 Hakuna matatos! Welcome to Peru! 1398 01:32:01,854 --> 01:32:05,290 The cradle of humanity! This is where we were born. 1399 01:32:05,494 --> 01:32:08,213 My name is Richard Daciero and I`m all about Peru! 1400 01:32:08,414 --> 01:32:09,733 With Bakos... 1401 01:32:11,334 --> 01:32:12,164 ...my guide, 1402 01:32:12,374 --> 01:32:15,093 the routine is over. Come to the heart of the Andes. 1403 01:32:15,294 --> 01:32:17,330 You`re expected, for the excitement of trekking! 1404 01:32:20,814 --> 01:32:23,772 Which means, Peru will hit you where you live! 1405 01:33:20,294 --> 01:33:23,127 ...he told me, a whole thing... 1406 01:33:24,134 --> 01:33:25,852 ...gave me this number... 1407 01:33:26,254 --> 01:33:26,845 329. 1408 01:33:27,374 --> 01:33:28,773 I opened... 1409 01:33:29,174 --> 01:33:32,007 briefs, panties and socks. 1410 01:33:32,694 --> 01:33:34,207 It was empty. Empty. 1411 01:37:27,094 --> 01:37:29,369 Subtitles by Michael Katims 1412 01:37:39,934 --> 01:37:42,209 Subtitling: C.M.C. - Paris 90490