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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,037 --> 00:00:04,004 [silence] 2 00:00:08,456 --> 00:00:10,458 [ominous piano music] 3 00:00:27,510 --> 00:00:33,688 [choir meowing] 4 00:01:14,798 --> 00:01:17,111 - I know what this looks like. 5 00:01:17,146 --> 00:01:18,975 But it's not my fault. 6 00:01:19,941 --> 00:01:21,460 It's my cat, Angel. 7 00:01:27,984 --> 00:01:30,607 [choir meowing] 8 00:01:38,236 --> 00:01:39,961 - You look nervous. 9 00:01:39,996 --> 00:01:41,204 - If you'd been through what I've been through, 10 00:01:41,239 --> 00:01:43,241 you'd be nervous too. 11 00:01:43,275 --> 00:01:45,622 [screaming] 12 00:01:46,796 --> 00:01:47,969 [purring] 13 00:01:48,004 --> 00:01:50,455 I don't even know where to begin. 14 00:01:50,489 --> 00:01:53,147 When I first got to LA, it was great. 15 00:01:53,182 --> 00:01:54,217 It was magical. 16 00:01:54,252 --> 00:01:56,116 [thunder booms] 17 00:01:56,150 --> 00:01:58,808 I figured it would inspire me to write again. 18 00:01:58,842 --> 00:02:00,396 I was looking for my muse. 19 00:02:00,430 --> 00:02:01,466 [vomiting] 20 00:02:01,500 --> 00:02:02,294 [moaning] 21 00:02:02,329 --> 00:02:03,847 - Just go with it. 22 00:02:05,297 --> 00:02:07,299 - And did you find her? 23 00:02:07,334 --> 00:02:08,300 - Hi. 24 00:02:08,335 --> 00:02:09,819 [giggles] 25 00:02:09,853 --> 00:02:11,200 - Come on in. 26 00:02:11,234 --> 00:02:13,478 - So this is your place? 27 00:02:13,512 --> 00:02:14,927 - Yeah. 28 00:02:14,962 --> 00:02:16,826 Things got really bad. 29 00:02:16,860 --> 00:02:18,966 That night with Lisa. 30 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:20,795 - I love Stephen King. 31 00:02:20,830 --> 00:02:22,176 - I like him too. 32 00:02:23,212 --> 00:02:24,213 [purring] 33 00:02:24,247 --> 00:02:26,249 Oh here's my cat Cujo, I mean Angel. 34 00:02:26,284 --> 00:02:28,389 [laughs] 35 00:02:28,424 --> 00:02:30,184 - Holy Miss Beautiful. 36 00:02:30,219 --> 00:02:31,461 - It got to the point where I 37 00:02:31,496 --> 00:02:34,188 couldn't really date another woman. 38 00:02:34,223 --> 00:02:37,018 My cat, she would get too jealous. 39 00:02:37,053 --> 00:02:39,745 - You underrated her gorgeousness. 40 00:02:39,780 --> 00:02:41,747 I can't wait to pet her. 41 00:02:41,782 --> 00:02:43,887 - Oh maybe you shouldn't. 42 00:02:46,614 --> 00:02:49,203 Some people think she's... 43 00:02:49,238 --> 00:02:51,067 Dangerous. 44 00:02:54,001 --> 00:02:56,176 [meowing] 45 00:02:58,074 --> 00:03:00,180 [laughs] 46 00:03:01,250 --> 00:03:02,837 - You! 47 00:03:02,872 --> 00:03:05,875 [laughs and snorts] 48 00:03:10,328 --> 00:03:13,848 Dangerously adorable you mean. 49 00:03:17,576 --> 00:03:19,682 Oh God, she scratched me! 50 00:03:22,478 --> 00:03:24,721 - [Nick] It's not that bad. 51 00:03:41,911 --> 00:03:43,257 [knocking] 52 00:03:43,292 --> 00:03:44,120 Coming. 53 00:03:47,675 --> 00:03:49,090 [dramatic sting] 54 00:03:49,125 --> 00:03:50,368 - What, did I scare you? 55 00:03:50,402 --> 00:03:51,576 - Adam! 56 00:03:51,610 --> 00:03:53,578 What the hell are you doing dressed like that? 57 00:03:53,612 --> 00:03:54,993 - It's called body armor and I'd be up 58 00:03:55,027 --> 00:03:56,097 here in one of those shark cages if I 59 00:03:56,132 --> 00:03:59,894 could figure out how to get it up the stairs. 60 00:04:01,344 --> 00:04:02,552 Huh. 61 00:04:02,587 --> 00:04:03,967 Here's your mail. 62 00:04:09,421 --> 00:04:10,871 - I can't believe Lisa made such 63 00:04:10,905 --> 00:04:12,528 a big deal over a little scratch. 64 00:04:12,562 --> 00:04:13,563 - A little scratch? 65 00:04:13,598 --> 00:04:14,944 I just saw her running out of here. 66 00:04:14,978 --> 00:04:17,395 Looks like she sliced an artery. 67 00:04:17,429 --> 00:04:19,224 - I wonder if she'll ever talk to me again. 68 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:21,226 - Not if she's like every other girl you brought up here. 69 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:24,678 I'm telling you man, you need to exorcize that cat. 70 00:04:24,712 --> 00:04:27,681 - Don't you think you're being a little extreme? 71 00:04:27,715 --> 00:04:28,716 - Is that... 72 00:04:29,993 --> 00:04:31,167 Is that blood? 73 00:04:32,651 --> 00:04:36,241 There is nothing worse than a bloody pussy. 74 00:04:38,416 --> 00:04:40,521 - Didn't you think you had a real problem on your hands? 75 00:04:40,556 --> 00:04:42,316 - Not at that point. 76 00:04:42,351 --> 00:04:45,250 I had no idea what was to come. 77 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:47,217 [girl screaming] 78 00:04:47,252 --> 00:04:48,909 [meowing death metal music] 79 00:04:48,943 --> 00:04:52,292 Things kept getting stranger after that. 80 00:05:03,441 --> 00:05:05,788 [loud boom] 81 00:05:11,587 --> 00:05:14,106 [phone rings] 82 00:05:15,384 --> 00:05:16,246 Hello? 83 00:05:16,281 --> 00:05:18,490 - Is that you blasting music? 84 00:05:18,525 --> 00:05:19,664 - Adam. 85 00:05:19,698 --> 00:05:23,530 I don't know, there was music, a bright light. 86 00:05:25,186 --> 00:05:26,705 And I grew a beard. 87 00:05:28,673 --> 00:05:30,157 - You on drugs? 88 00:05:30,191 --> 00:05:34,334 - I think someone may have broken into my apartment. 89 00:05:35,404 --> 00:05:40,029 - Why would anyone wanna break into your apartment? 90 00:05:40,063 --> 00:05:43,446 - I think someone might be in my kitchen. 91 00:05:45,068 --> 00:05:46,415 - Yeah, well I told you not to keep 92 00:05:46,449 --> 00:05:48,209 all that food in the refrigerator. 93 00:05:48,244 --> 00:05:49,349 - I gotta go. 94 00:05:51,972 --> 00:05:56,079 [ominous piano music] [floor creaking] 95 00:06:12,510 --> 00:06:16,686 Angel, you're not supposed to be eating late at night. 96 00:06:24,176 --> 00:06:26,938 [dramatic sting] 97 00:06:28,767 --> 00:06:31,287 [phone rings] 98 00:06:35,705 --> 00:06:37,086 Hello? 99 00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:39,364 - I couldn't sleep. 100 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:40,883 - Lisa. 101 00:06:40,917 --> 00:06:43,644 - I had a dream about you. 102 00:06:43,679 --> 00:06:45,266 - That's strange. 103 00:06:45,301 --> 00:06:49,409 - You were about to give me a very, very large... 104 00:06:50,789 --> 00:06:54,172 - Go on, I think I like this dream. 105 00:06:54,206 --> 00:06:55,000 - Check. 106 00:06:55,035 --> 00:06:56,105 [record scratch] 107 00:06:56,139 --> 00:06:58,038 Because I sued your ass for the pain and suffering 108 00:06:58,072 --> 00:07:01,006 I had to endure from your pesky demon cat! 109 00:07:01,041 --> 00:07:02,352 Still like the dream? 110 00:07:02,387 --> 00:07:04,216 I'll see you in court. 111 00:07:11,879 --> 00:07:14,848 - Aww, you still hungry baby? 112 00:07:14,882 --> 00:07:18,196 [woman screams] 113 00:07:18,230 --> 00:07:20,888 [ominous music] 114 00:07:24,236 --> 00:07:26,376 [loud banging] 115 00:07:26,411 --> 00:07:29,172 [woman screaming] 116 00:07:43,773 --> 00:07:46,638 [loud banging] 117 00:07:46,673 --> 00:07:49,503 [woman screaming] 118 00:07:50,849 --> 00:07:53,645 [dramatic sting] 119 00:07:58,547 --> 00:08:00,756 - I wouldn't do that if I were you. 120 00:08:00,790 --> 00:08:01,860 - What do you mean? 121 00:08:01,895 --> 00:08:04,276 There's blood seeping from underneath the door. 122 00:08:04,311 --> 00:08:06,727 Do you think we should call the cops? 123 00:08:06,762 --> 00:08:10,282 - Don't believe everything you see, buddy. 124 00:08:18,118 --> 00:08:19,188 [coughs] 125 00:08:19,222 --> 00:08:20,948 - This is real blood. 126 00:08:22,812 --> 00:08:24,469 I was kidding. 127 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:28,197 Hey look, it was maple syrup, food coloring. 128 00:08:28,231 --> 00:08:31,269 - What am I, neighbors with Aunt Jemima? 129 00:08:31,303 --> 00:08:35,480 - What do you want, it's the week before Halloween. 130 00:08:36,412 --> 00:08:37,965 - What about the screams? 131 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,381 I heard somebody scream. 132 00:08:40,416 --> 00:08:42,970 - It's probably her, the new girl. 133 00:08:43,005 --> 00:08:44,454 She works in special effects, when she's 134 00:08:44,489 --> 00:08:48,389 working on something, she messes up, she screams. 135 00:08:48,424 --> 00:08:50,322 - She sounds nuts. 136 00:08:50,357 --> 00:08:52,359 - She's one of those dramatic artists. 137 00:08:52,393 --> 00:08:56,052 You know, you're a writer, you're all a little moody. 138 00:08:56,087 --> 00:08:58,468 - You know, I hope she doesn't make this a habit. 139 00:08:58,503 --> 00:08:59,953 - Give her a break, she just moved in 140 00:08:59,987 --> 00:09:02,162 and she's probably not that happy about 141 00:09:02,196 --> 00:09:05,165 you blasting that music, what was that about? 142 00:09:05,199 --> 00:09:06,476 - I don't know. 143 00:09:06,511 --> 00:09:08,202 When I came out there was no one there. 144 00:09:08,237 --> 00:09:10,411 I just got a call from Lisa. 145 00:09:10,446 --> 00:09:11,792 She's threatening to sue me 146 00:09:11,827 --> 00:09:14,243 over that scratch Angel gave her. 147 00:09:14,277 --> 00:09:16,003 - Frustrated actress. 148 00:09:16,866 --> 00:09:19,144 - I'm gonna need a lawyer. 149 00:09:19,179 --> 00:09:20,663 - Here, take this. 150 00:09:21,595 --> 00:09:22,527 - [Nick] What's this? 151 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,529 - It's the number to a real professional. 152 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:25,392 Okay? 153 00:09:25,426 --> 00:09:26,738 Friend of the family. 154 00:09:26,773 --> 00:09:30,155 I've used her on more than one occasion. 155 00:09:30,190 --> 00:09:31,743 - And you keep her number scribbled on 156 00:09:31,778 --> 00:09:33,538 a piece of paper in your pajamas? 157 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:36,092 - You never know when you'll need it. 158 00:09:36,127 --> 00:09:40,303 Listen, my dad's a lawyer, he goes to her, she's good. 159 00:09:41,788 --> 00:09:43,617 - [Nick] Miss Rommel, my name is Nick. 160 00:09:43,652 --> 00:09:45,930 - I know who you are. 161 00:09:45,964 --> 00:09:50,866 I hear you're having a little problem with your pussycat. 162 00:09:50,900 --> 00:09:52,108 - How did you know? 163 00:09:52,143 --> 00:09:53,178 - Adam told me. 164 00:09:53,213 --> 00:09:55,008 I've worked with Adam before. 165 00:09:55,042 --> 00:09:57,562 See you in one hour, be ready. 166 00:10:02,809 --> 00:10:04,224 - Come right in. 167 00:10:04,258 --> 00:10:05,087 - Ooooh. 168 00:10:07,952 --> 00:10:09,781 I see you like swords. 169 00:10:10,817 --> 00:10:13,543 - They're not really sharp, they're for show. 170 00:10:13,578 --> 00:10:15,097 - Where's your bathroom? 171 00:10:15,131 --> 00:10:18,410 - Down the hallway, to the right. 172 00:10:18,445 --> 00:10:19,791 - Sit! 173 00:10:19,826 --> 00:10:21,966 You're making me nervous. 174 00:10:26,833 --> 00:10:29,007 [purring] 175 00:10:33,184 --> 00:10:36,187 [dramatic drumming] 176 00:10:56,863 --> 00:10:58,658 - I was about to get screwed. 177 00:10:58,692 --> 00:11:01,661 [muffled screaming] 178 00:11:19,851 --> 00:11:23,027 - Awww, relax. 179 00:11:31,552 --> 00:11:34,866 [western music meowing] 180 00:12:15,251 --> 00:12:19,428 [loud banging] [meowing] 181 00:12:39,620 --> 00:12:42,623 [muffled screaming] 182 00:12:54,497 --> 00:12:57,604 - Hey buddy, I've never seen you so tongue tied before. 183 00:12:57,638 --> 00:13:00,469 [muffled yelling] 184 00:13:01,435 --> 00:13:02,747 - What the hell happened? 185 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,128 - What are you talking about? 186 00:13:04,162 --> 00:13:05,405 I heard screaming. 187 00:13:05,439 --> 00:13:07,407 When I realized it wasn't the neighbor I headed over here. 188 00:13:07,441 --> 00:13:08,408 - Where's Miss Rommel? 189 00:13:08,442 --> 00:13:09,616 - Miss Rommel? 190 00:13:09,650 --> 00:13:11,411 How do I know? 191 00:13:11,445 --> 00:13:15,001 [ominous atmosphere music] 192 00:13:27,496 --> 00:13:30,671 [jazzy meowing music] 193 00:13:34,123 --> 00:13:36,332 - Would you put that thing away? 194 00:13:36,367 --> 00:13:38,334 What are you doing with a camera anyway? 195 00:13:38,369 --> 00:13:40,509 - I just bought it and I was testing it out. 196 00:13:40,543 --> 00:13:42,235 I heard all the noise coming from your apartment 197 00:13:42,269 --> 00:13:44,582 when I came over here to see what was happening. 198 00:13:44,616 --> 00:13:46,480 - You told me Miss Rommel was a lawyer. 199 00:13:46,515 --> 00:13:50,105 - No, I said she was a professional. 200 00:13:50,139 --> 00:13:52,417 Where is she anyway? 201 00:13:52,452 --> 00:13:54,005 - I don't know. 202 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:56,007 It's you, man, you're screwing with me aren't you? 203 00:13:56,042 --> 00:13:56,939 - Me? 204 00:13:56,974 --> 00:13:58,665 Why would I do that? 205 00:13:58,699 --> 00:14:00,701 I'm telling you, it's probably that cat. 206 00:14:00,736 --> 00:14:02,945 Seems to be the only logical explanation. 207 00:14:02,980 --> 00:14:04,533 - Logical explanation? 208 00:14:04,567 --> 00:14:06,466 That my car is possessed by a demon 209 00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:08,364 and attacked a lawyer who really isn't 210 00:14:08,399 --> 00:14:10,504 a lawyer, but a dominatrix mistress? 211 00:14:10,539 --> 00:14:12,437 - You should be glad she's not a lawyer. 212 00:14:12,472 --> 00:14:15,958 Assuming it was your cat who attacked her. 213 00:14:15,993 --> 00:14:18,650 - I'm gonna get sued from another chick! 214 00:14:18,685 --> 00:14:20,204 You've been a big help. 215 00:14:20,238 --> 00:14:21,067 Thanks. 216 00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:24,208 [dramatic sting] 217 00:14:24,242 --> 00:14:27,211 - I don't think she's gonna say anything. 218 00:14:27,245 --> 00:14:29,144 - What makes you so sure? 219 00:14:29,178 --> 00:14:33,355 - Because it looks to me like the cat got her tongue. 220 00:14:35,081 --> 00:14:37,773 [thunder booms] 221 00:14:39,016 --> 00:14:41,190 [meowing] 222 00:14:44,159 --> 00:14:48,991 - After that I was haunted with guilt, or something. 223 00:14:49,026 --> 00:14:52,615 [ominous atmosphere music] 224 00:15:04,558 --> 00:15:07,561 [menacing laughter] 225 00:15:15,466 --> 00:15:16,743 [dramatic sting] 226 00:15:16,777 --> 00:15:19,090 [screaming] 227 00:15:46,083 --> 00:15:48,844 [dramatic sting] 228 00:15:53,676 --> 00:15:57,508 [suspenseful orchestra music] 229 00:16:07,518 --> 00:16:08,657 Please. 230 00:16:08,691 --> 00:16:10,107 Please no. 231 00:16:10,141 --> 00:16:11,936 - Don't be a pussy! 232 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:14,111 [sobbing] 233 00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:24,845 [bones cracking] 234 00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:27,158 [groaning] 235 00:16:30,161 --> 00:16:32,819 [heart beating] 236 00:16:35,649 --> 00:16:38,169 [laughs] 237 00:16:38,204 --> 00:16:39,826 Eat your heart out. 238 00:16:42,173 --> 00:16:44,865 ♪ She's a heart taker 239 00:16:44,900 --> 00:16:47,868 ♪ She's coming for you 240 00:16:47,903 --> 00:16:50,526 ♪ She is a heart taker 241 00:16:50,561 --> 00:16:54,358 ♪ She's coming for you 242 00:16:54,392 --> 00:16:56,843 [rock music] 243 00:16:58,638 --> 00:17:01,227 [alarm ringing] 244 00:17:04,230 --> 00:17:06,922 [heart beating] 245 00:17:10,857 --> 00:17:13,135 - What, did I scare you? 246 00:17:13,170 --> 00:17:14,550 I just brought you some milk. 247 00:17:14,585 --> 00:17:17,967 The healthy crap, kind you like? 248 00:17:18,002 --> 00:17:19,383 Little vitamin D? 249 00:17:22,351 --> 00:17:24,181 - Have you heard from Miss Rommel yet? 250 00:17:24,215 --> 00:17:27,356 - No, but I'm thinking no news is good news. 251 00:17:27,391 --> 00:17:30,497 Jeez man, why do you still have this? 252 00:17:30,532 --> 00:17:32,499 - What am I supposed to do with it? 253 00:17:32,534 --> 00:17:33,914 - Throw it away. 254 00:17:33,949 --> 00:17:35,709 - What if someone finds it? 255 00:17:35,744 --> 00:17:38,195 - So you're gonna keep it in your refrigerator? 256 00:17:38,229 --> 00:17:40,335 Throw it down the garbage disposal or something. 257 00:17:40,369 --> 00:17:44,028 - What if she comes back and wants her tongue back? 258 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,858 [mocking speech impediment] 259 00:17:46,893 --> 00:17:48,170 - What are you doing? 260 00:17:48,205 --> 00:17:51,415 - My impression of somebody asking for their tongue back. 261 00:17:51,449 --> 00:17:52,657 - You're sick. 262 00:17:52,692 --> 00:17:56,213 - Listen, I've been called a lot worse by a lot better. 263 00:17:56,247 --> 00:17:57,421 - I hired a therapist. 264 00:17:57,455 --> 00:17:59,733 - You need a cat whisperer. 265 00:18:03,185 --> 00:18:04,048 - Look. 266 00:18:05,429 --> 00:18:06,947 What do you think? 267 00:18:09,433 --> 00:18:13,264 - Yeah, she is way too hot to be any good. 268 00:18:13,299 --> 00:18:16,129 - She's the only one who will make house calls. 269 00:18:16,164 --> 00:18:18,269 She's coming later today. 270 00:18:20,927 --> 00:18:22,687 - Well I better get rid of this then. 271 00:18:22,722 --> 00:18:24,517 Last thing you need is to be making a drink for 272 00:18:24,551 --> 00:18:27,761 this girl and accidentally slip her the tongue. 273 00:18:27,796 --> 00:18:31,731 [gentle electric guitar music] 274 00:18:35,459 --> 00:18:37,254 - I think it's love. 275 00:18:37,288 --> 00:18:38,634 - Pardon? 276 00:18:38,669 --> 00:18:41,672 - Not real love, but love addiction. 277 00:18:44,192 --> 00:18:48,161 - So are you saying that it's not real love? 278 00:18:48,196 --> 00:18:49,611 - It's real for her, but that 279 00:18:49,645 --> 00:18:52,303 doesn't mean it's real love. 280 00:18:52,338 --> 00:18:55,479 You see, love addicts lack self-esteem. 281 00:18:55,513 --> 00:18:58,654 Likely from some early life loss or trauma, 282 00:18:58,689 --> 00:19:01,278 so they get wrapped up in the drama wanting 283 00:19:01,312 --> 00:19:05,558 others to love them to the point of obsession. 284 00:19:05,592 --> 00:19:07,905 - How do you know so much about this? 285 00:19:07,939 --> 00:19:10,666 [chuckles] 286 00:19:10,701 --> 00:19:13,428 - Because I used to be a love addict too. 287 00:19:13,462 --> 00:19:14,808 - That's great! 288 00:19:14,843 --> 00:19:16,293 - Give her the attention she thinks 289 00:19:16,327 --> 00:19:19,019 she wants and then maybe she'll stop 290 00:19:19,054 --> 00:19:22,022 sinking her claws so deeply into you. 291 00:19:22,057 --> 00:19:23,748 [hissing] 292 00:19:23,783 --> 00:19:25,371 - [Nick] Stop that! 293 00:19:26,441 --> 00:19:28,960 ♪ Just you and me tonight 294 00:19:32,274 --> 00:19:37,624 ♪ You, you touch my heart 295 00:19:37,659 --> 00:19:41,456 ♪ You make me swoon 296 00:19:41,490 --> 00:19:46,909 ♪ Like no one has before 297 00:19:47,531 --> 00:19:52,881 ♪ You, you make me purr 298 00:19:52,915 --> 00:19:56,712 ♪ You make me feel 299 00:19:56,747 --> 00:20:02,235 ♪ Like I'm alive once more 300 00:20:02,270 --> 00:20:08,068 ♪ Tonight, you're all I need 301 00:20:08,276 --> 00:20:10,139 [record scratch] 302 00:20:10,174 --> 00:20:11,555 - You think you might be taking that 303 00:20:11,589 --> 00:20:14,454 therapist suggestion a little too far? 304 00:20:14,489 --> 00:20:16,353 - What are you doing, Adam? 305 00:20:16,387 --> 00:20:17,699 I'm trying to sleep. 306 00:20:17,733 --> 00:20:19,045 - I can see that. 307 00:20:19,079 --> 00:20:20,564 I know you're a little desperate, 308 00:20:20,598 --> 00:20:23,152 but you're sleeping with your cat, come on, man. 309 00:20:23,187 --> 00:20:25,396 - What do you mean, I sleep with her all the time. 310 00:20:25,431 --> 00:20:26,915 - You know I'm recording this right? 311 00:20:26,949 --> 00:20:29,366 You'll never write in this town again. 312 00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:30,539 - It's not what you think. 313 00:20:30,574 --> 00:20:32,058 - Really? 314 00:20:32,092 --> 00:20:33,093 Rose petals? 315 00:20:37,443 --> 00:20:39,893 [meows] 316 00:20:39,928 --> 00:20:41,930 - [Publisher] Well did Angel calm down after that? 317 00:20:41,964 --> 00:20:44,001 - For a little bit. 318 00:20:44,035 --> 00:20:46,314 [gentle acoustic guitar music] 319 00:20:46,348 --> 00:20:50,525 ♪ Like the sparrow needs his wings to fly ♪ 320 00:20:51,802 --> 00:20:55,840 ♪ I just need your kiss to live ♪ 321 00:20:58,878 --> 00:21:02,364 ♪ Come on, little sparrow 322 00:21:08,059 --> 00:21:10,786 [moaning] 323 00:21:10,821 --> 00:21:12,581 ♪ Little sparrow 324 00:21:12,616 --> 00:21:15,446 - You need to embrace it. 325 00:21:15,481 --> 00:21:16,827 Just go with it. 326 00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:27,009 I know it's hard. 327 00:21:31,497 --> 00:21:32,739 [hissing] 328 00:21:32,774 --> 00:21:34,603 What was that? 329 00:21:34,638 --> 00:21:36,847 [chomping] 330 00:21:38,124 --> 00:21:40,506 [whimpering] 331 00:21:43,371 --> 00:21:46,132 [dramatic sting] 332 00:21:49,273 --> 00:21:51,586 [screaming] 333 00:21:58,144 --> 00:22:00,353 [growling] 334 00:22:14,816 --> 00:22:17,336 [door creaks] 335 00:22:18,198 --> 00:22:21,719 [ominous atmosphere music] 336 00:22:53,717 --> 00:22:55,719 - Did you ever figure out what the note meant? 337 00:22:55,753 --> 00:22:56,858 - Sort of. 338 00:22:56,892 --> 00:22:58,722 [teapot whistling] 339 00:22:58,756 --> 00:23:01,310 Grandma was the first to sniff things out. 340 00:23:01,345 --> 00:23:05,487 It was like she can smell trouble before it happened. 341 00:23:10,112 --> 00:23:13,184 [upbeat jazzy music] 342 00:23:14,945 --> 00:23:17,119 [hissing] 343 00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:21,123 Grandma, tea's ready. 344 00:23:23,747 --> 00:23:24,575 - Good. 345 00:23:26,439 --> 00:23:28,441 How nice dear, thank you. 346 00:23:33,860 --> 00:23:35,690 I'm worried about you. 347 00:23:36,691 --> 00:23:38,934 - I'm okay grandma, really. 348 00:23:40,798 --> 00:23:43,456 - Well I don't know. 349 00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:47,874 Angel certainly doesn't look okay. 350 00:23:47,909 --> 00:23:49,048 - What do you mean? 351 00:23:49,082 --> 00:23:50,394 - No, she's not herself. 352 00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:52,292 Maybe it's something she ate. 353 00:23:52,327 --> 00:23:53,984 - Something she ate? 354 00:23:55,503 --> 00:23:56,642 - I know cats. 355 00:23:58,402 --> 00:24:01,474 So about you. 356 00:24:01,819 --> 00:24:03,096 You look tired. 357 00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:06,445 Are you all right? 358 00:24:07,722 --> 00:24:10,932 - It's been a rough few days. 359 00:24:10,966 --> 00:24:12,899 - How's your love life? 360 00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:15,764 - Grandma, please. 361 00:24:16,938 --> 00:24:19,492 - I know women too, and I know some 362 00:24:19,527 --> 00:24:22,495 of them can be downright villainous. 363 00:24:24,601 --> 00:24:30,745 But if you need me, please don't be afraid to call. 364 00:24:31,608 --> 00:24:35,301 I may be old, but I have nine lives as well. 365 00:24:37,130 --> 00:24:39,443 I'm as fierce as any feline. 366 00:24:41,549 --> 00:24:44,483 - Thank you grandma, I appreciate that. 367 00:24:44,517 --> 00:24:48,038 But the nightmares just kept getting worse. 368 00:24:51,144 --> 00:24:53,871 [dramatic sting] 369 00:25:01,051 --> 00:25:03,536 - Why didn't you listen to me? 370 00:25:26,248 --> 00:25:29,251 [menacing laughter] 371 00:25:45,751 --> 00:25:49,927 - Things have really taken a downward spiral lately. 372 00:25:50,928 --> 00:25:54,483 I've been having these nightmares. 373 00:25:54,518 --> 00:25:56,727 - [Laurie] What sort of nightmares? 374 00:25:56,762 --> 00:25:58,936 [moaning] 375 00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:04,252 - Sexual ones. 376 00:26:04,286 --> 00:26:07,358 - [Laurie] With anyone in particular? 377 00:26:09,637 --> 00:26:10,465 - No. 378 00:26:12,018 --> 00:26:15,574 - Are you aware that your legs are shaking? 379 00:26:17,299 --> 00:26:19,992 I'm going to be candid. 380 00:26:20,026 --> 00:26:22,822 You're sexually frustrated. 381 00:26:22,857 --> 00:26:25,066 Angel has prevented you from having any real 382 00:26:25,100 --> 00:26:29,277 relationship with a woman and it's driving you crazy. 383 00:26:31,797 --> 00:26:34,006 Do you masturbate? 384 00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:34,869 Masturbate? 385 00:26:34,903 --> 00:26:35,801 Masturbate? 386 00:26:36,974 --> 00:26:37,803 - Pardon? 387 00:26:38,942 --> 00:26:41,323 [rock music] 388 00:26:43,429 --> 00:26:44,257 - Meow. 389 00:26:45,776 --> 00:26:47,778 It's nothing to be ashamed of, it helps 390 00:26:47,813 --> 00:26:50,643 release all this built up tension. 391 00:26:53,508 --> 00:26:54,820 - I've tried it. 392 00:26:56,925 --> 00:26:58,996 Just doesn't work for me. 393 00:27:00,170 --> 00:27:01,067 [meowing] 394 00:27:01,102 --> 00:27:03,069 [screaming] 395 00:27:03,104 --> 00:27:04,381 - Well have you tried embracing 396 00:27:04,415 --> 00:27:07,418 Angel's love like we discussed? 397 00:27:07,453 --> 00:27:08,592 - I have. 398 00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:11,284 - [Laurie] And is it working? 399 00:27:11,319 --> 00:27:13,148 - I don't really know. 400 00:27:14,356 --> 00:27:17,497 She hasn't tried to attack anyone lately. 401 00:27:17,532 --> 00:27:19,914 I suppose that's progress. 402 00:27:19,948 --> 00:27:23,020 ♪ You touch my heart 403 00:27:24,159 --> 00:27:27,611 [ominous atmosphere music] 404 00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:28,785 [screaming] 405 00:27:28,819 --> 00:27:29,855 - Oh stop it. 406 00:27:31,615 --> 00:27:34,342 So I got fired from my job today. 407 00:27:34,376 --> 00:27:36,068 - I didn't even know you had a job. 408 00:27:36,102 --> 00:27:37,966 - Well I did for about three days. 409 00:27:38,001 --> 00:27:39,209 I was an extra. 410 00:27:40,106 --> 00:27:42,730 - How does one get fired from being an extra? 411 00:27:42,764 --> 00:27:45,111 - It's actually simpler than you might thing. 412 00:27:45,146 --> 00:27:46,837 Taking a non-speaking role and 413 00:27:46,872 --> 00:27:48,701 turning it into a speaking role. 414 00:27:48,736 --> 00:27:50,013 I figured what's the point of being an 415 00:27:50,047 --> 00:27:52,187 extra if you're not doing something extra. 416 00:27:52,222 --> 00:27:53,844 Director disagreed. 417 00:27:55,190 --> 00:27:56,675 - So you got axed. 418 00:27:59,056 --> 00:28:00,851 - It's the makeup artist downstairs. 419 00:28:00,886 --> 00:28:02,473 She's using me as a model for some 420 00:28:02,508 --> 00:28:05,304 new horror movie she's working on. 421 00:28:06,892 --> 00:28:08,756 - Adam, if you don't mind, I'm trying 422 00:28:08,790 --> 00:28:11,482 to have dinner with my cat here. 423 00:28:13,070 --> 00:28:15,210 - All right, I'll leave, I'll leave. 424 00:28:15,245 --> 00:28:16,039 [dramatic sting] 425 00:28:16,073 --> 00:28:18,489 [screaming] 426 00:28:18,524 --> 00:28:20,768 - Did I scare you? 427 00:28:20,802 --> 00:28:22,390 - Who are you? 428 00:28:22,424 --> 00:28:23,667 - Pluto. 429 00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:25,013 Detective Pluto. 430 00:28:29,569 --> 00:28:33,712 I am here, I am investigating the disappearance of one... 431 00:28:37,577 --> 00:28:40,580 Lisa Graves. 432 00:28:44,619 --> 00:28:46,759 - I didn't know Lisa was missing. 433 00:28:46,794 --> 00:28:49,555 [purring] 434 00:28:49,589 --> 00:28:51,246 - What a nice kitty. 435 00:28:54,387 --> 00:28:57,908 [dramatic sting] 436 00:28:57,943 --> 00:29:00,186 - What is that? 437 00:29:07,538 --> 00:29:09,851 [chuckling] 438 00:29:15,305 --> 00:29:17,548 [laughter] 439 00:29:19,585 --> 00:29:20,379 - Breath mint? 440 00:29:20,413 --> 00:29:22,139 - Don't mind if I do. 441 00:29:26,868 --> 00:29:29,664 - Ow, ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow! 442 00:29:33,047 --> 00:29:37,051 [dramatic atmospheric drumming] 443 00:29:47,095 --> 00:29:49,995 - Think he's giving you the finger? 444 00:30:04,906 --> 00:30:05,769 - Humph. 445 00:30:07,253 --> 00:30:09,635 - I, no, I still don't understand 446 00:30:09,669 --> 00:30:12,500 why the detective bit this finger. 447 00:30:13,604 --> 00:30:14,571 - I don't know. 448 00:30:14,605 --> 00:30:16,331 What about the finger? 449 00:30:16,366 --> 00:30:17,677 - It wasn't real. 450 00:30:17,712 --> 00:30:20,611 I got it from the makeup lady downstairs. 451 00:30:20,646 --> 00:30:22,372 I must've dropped it. 452 00:30:23,545 --> 00:30:25,651 - Why didn't you say something? 453 00:30:25,685 --> 00:30:27,687 - I didn't wanna complicate things. 454 00:30:27,722 --> 00:30:29,448 - You nearly gave me a heart attack. 455 00:30:31,553 --> 00:30:33,141 - Where are you going? 456 00:30:33,176 --> 00:30:34,694 - I'm gonna tell that mysterious neighbor 457 00:30:34,729 --> 00:30:36,524 of mine what I think of the screams, the blood 458 00:30:36,558 --> 00:30:39,320 in the hallway and her giving you the finger! 459 00:30:39,354 --> 00:30:41,460 [door creaks open] 460 00:30:41,494 --> 00:30:45,050 [ominous atmosphere music] 461 00:30:58,511 --> 00:31:00,617 [loud slam] 462 00:31:00,651 --> 00:31:03,378 [floor creaking] 463 00:31:07,589 --> 00:31:10,523 [clock bell rings] 464 00:31:24,917 --> 00:31:27,747 [woman screaming] 465 00:31:36,101 --> 00:31:38,931 [woman screaming] 466 00:31:51,081 --> 00:31:53,912 [woman screaming] 467 00:31:59,469 --> 00:32:02,230 [floor creaking] 468 00:32:19,144 --> 00:32:20,628 [woman screaming] 469 00:32:20,662 --> 00:32:22,561 [dramatic sting] 470 00:32:22,595 --> 00:32:25,426 [woman screaming] 471 00:32:31,742 --> 00:32:35,298 Things kept getting weirder by the moment. 472 00:32:35,332 --> 00:32:37,507 I needed to clear my head. 473 00:32:38,473 --> 00:32:40,441 But every corner I turned led 474 00:32:40,475 --> 00:32:43,133 me deeper into a fog of mystery. 475 00:32:49,036 --> 00:32:50,969 - Running from someone? 476 00:32:51,762 --> 00:32:53,799 - Can I help you? 477 00:32:53,833 --> 00:32:54,834 - I hope so. 478 00:32:56,112 --> 00:32:59,494 I believe you used to date my daughter. 479 00:32:59,529 --> 00:33:02,497 - Oh, I don't know where Lisa is. 480 00:33:02,532 --> 00:33:03,326 - Lisa? 481 00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:05,638 No, my last name is Carrie. 482 00:33:07,019 --> 00:33:08,814 I'm Rosemary's mother. 483 00:33:08,848 --> 00:33:09,988 - Rosemary. 484 00:33:10,022 --> 00:33:12,473 - Do you remember her? 485 00:33:12,507 --> 00:33:13,336 - Yes. 486 00:33:14,889 --> 00:33:16,615 How's Rosemary doing? 487 00:33:18,444 --> 00:33:19,687 - She's dead. 488 00:33:19,721 --> 00:33:22,448 [dramatic sting] 489 00:33:28,868 --> 00:33:31,733 - I'm really sorry to hear about... 490 00:33:37,084 --> 00:33:38,809 - Rosemary. 491 00:33:38,844 --> 00:33:40,328 - Right, Rosemary. 492 00:33:43,676 --> 00:33:46,024 We dated a couple years ago? 493 00:33:47,473 --> 00:33:48,888 - Six months ago. 494 00:33:49,924 --> 00:33:52,064 - She was blonde? 495 00:33:52,099 --> 00:33:53,031 - Brunette. 496 00:33:54,756 --> 00:33:57,104 - It's all so foggy to me. 497 00:33:57,138 --> 00:33:58,277 - Really? 498 00:33:58,312 --> 00:34:01,349 Because she wrote about you in her diary. 499 00:34:01,384 --> 00:34:02,212 Here. 500 00:34:03,213 --> 00:34:04,525 Read it. 501 00:34:04,559 --> 00:34:06,906 Go ahead, she wouldn't mind. 502 00:34:10,393 --> 00:34:13,879 [dramatic sting] 503 00:34:13,913 --> 00:34:17,848 - If you don't mind my asking, how did she die? 504 00:34:20,265 --> 00:34:21,473 - Poison. 505 00:34:21,507 --> 00:34:22,508 - Oh my God. 506 00:34:23,682 --> 00:34:25,235 - Oh! [dramatic sting] 507 00:34:25,270 --> 00:34:26,098 It moved. 508 00:34:27,617 --> 00:34:28,790 The box moved! 509 00:34:35,038 --> 00:34:36,522 Please be careful. 510 00:34:37,937 --> 00:34:39,525 I'm pygmachophobic. 511 00:34:40,630 --> 00:34:42,494 A fear of boxes. 512 00:34:42,528 --> 00:34:45,083 You never know what you might find in them. 513 00:34:45,117 --> 00:34:48,258 My husband once brought home a crate. 514 00:34:48,293 --> 00:34:50,467 [shrieks] 515 00:35:08,589 --> 00:35:09,555 [shrieks] 516 00:35:09,590 --> 00:35:12,420 [woman screaming] 517 00:35:19,151 --> 00:35:20,635 - It's all right. 518 00:35:20,670 --> 00:35:24,846 It's nothing to be afraid of, it's just my cat Angel. 519 00:35:26,158 --> 00:35:28,229 - How can you be so sure? 520 00:35:31,577 --> 00:35:33,752 I used to be ailurophobia. 521 00:35:35,098 --> 00:35:36,306 A fear of cats. 522 00:35:37,273 --> 00:35:39,620 But that's not what this is. 523 00:35:41,691 --> 00:35:43,451 This is phasmophobia. 524 00:35:45,488 --> 00:35:47,662 [shrieks] 525 00:35:50,596 --> 00:35:53,185 I'm getting out of here. 526 00:35:53,220 --> 00:35:55,187 - Wait, you forgot this! 527 00:36:06,267 --> 00:36:07,372 Phasmophobia? 528 00:36:08,269 --> 00:36:09,512 Fear of ghosts? 529 00:36:11,134 --> 00:36:13,274 [meowing] 530 00:36:18,969 --> 00:36:19,798 Hmm? 531 00:36:47,929 --> 00:36:49,828 - So is that the diary? 532 00:36:51,174 --> 00:36:52,071 - Mmmhm. 533 00:36:52,106 --> 00:36:53,383 - Written by a woman you don't remember 534 00:36:53,418 --> 00:36:55,903 dating who apparently hated your cat. 535 00:36:55,937 --> 00:36:57,145 What were you thinking? 536 00:36:57,180 --> 00:36:59,320 - I thought I needed a therapist. 537 00:36:59,355 --> 00:37:01,633 "The trouble started with the cat, 538 00:37:01,667 --> 00:37:04,291 so I'll kill the cat and end all that. 539 00:37:04,325 --> 00:37:06,465 And as for ye who mocks what's written, 540 00:37:06,500 --> 00:37:09,192 you'll die just like that pesky kitten. 541 00:37:09,227 --> 00:37:11,470 As I conjure a joke of my own 542 00:37:11,505 --> 00:37:14,542 to come and slay thee in thy home." 543 00:37:14,577 --> 00:37:16,337 - Your ex wrote that? 544 00:37:17,269 --> 00:37:20,479 - The whole thing's like that filled with spells. 545 00:37:20,514 --> 00:37:23,724 The girl thought she was a witch and hated Angel. 546 00:37:23,758 --> 00:37:28,176 What I can't figure out is why I don't remember dating her. 547 00:37:28,211 --> 00:37:30,420 - Maybe you blocked it out. 548 00:37:31,387 --> 00:37:33,492 Sounds like you should stick with your cat. 549 00:37:33,527 --> 00:37:35,494 It's probably safer. 550 00:37:35,529 --> 00:37:36,806 - I love Angel. 551 00:37:38,290 --> 00:37:40,948 But I never can love love Angel. 552 00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:47,126 - It was a joke, I was just trying to cheer you up. 553 00:37:47,161 --> 00:37:50,406 - Why would anyone wanna poison my cat? 554 00:37:51,614 --> 00:37:53,616 [yawns] 555 00:37:56,722 --> 00:37:58,793 I don't know what's gotten over me. 556 00:37:58,828 --> 00:38:02,141 - Why don't you get some sleep. 557 00:38:02,176 --> 00:38:03,004 - Yeah. 558 00:38:08,493 --> 00:38:11,185 [thunder booms] 559 00:38:14,395 --> 00:38:17,398 [menacing laughter] 560 00:38:22,092 --> 00:38:24,923 [shoes squeaking] 561 00:38:43,321 --> 00:38:46,324 [menacing laughter] 562 00:38:54,504 --> 00:38:56,679 [hissing] 563 00:38:56,713 --> 00:38:59,785 [clown nose honking] 564 00:39:10,555 --> 00:39:12,798 [groaning] 565 00:39:14,317 --> 00:39:17,147 [shoes squeaking] 566 00:39:23,913 --> 00:39:26,536 [Angel meowing] 567 00:39:29,194 --> 00:39:30,022 Angel? 568 00:39:41,068 --> 00:39:42,483 Angel? 569 00:39:42,518 --> 00:39:45,521 [water percolating] 570 00:39:48,938 --> 00:39:51,181 [knocking] 571 00:39:58,534 --> 00:39:59,983 [dramatic sting] 572 00:40:00,018 --> 00:40:00,846 Lisa? 573 00:40:05,886 --> 00:40:08,647 I thought you were dead. 574 00:40:08,682 --> 00:40:09,510 Are you? 575 00:40:12,755 --> 00:40:16,862 - Where is that hell cat? 576 00:40:18,036 --> 00:40:20,521 - Look, you're upset and sick. 577 00:40:21,488 --> 00:40:22,316 Very sick. 578 00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:26,631 [vomits] 579 00:40:31,567 --> 00:40:34,432 - You're the one who's sick, Nick. 580 00:40:38,539 --> 00:40:40,955 You should've listened to me. 581 00:40:42,474 --> 00:40:44,890 - Don't make me eat your ear. 582 00:40:47,479 --> 00:40:48,480 It was a nightmare. 583 00:40:48,515 --> 00:40:50,724 - You don't know nightmares! 584 00:40:50,758 --> 00:40:54,210 I'm haunted every time I close my eyes. 585 00:40:54,244 --> 00:40:56,315 [coughs] 586 00:40:58,007 --> 00:41:02,080 I ran away, but the nightmares followed me. 587 00:41:02,114 --> 00:41:05,566 This disease, it's getting under my skin. 588 00:41:13,540 --> 00:41:14,368 - Gross. 589 00:41:16,266 --> 00:41:18,786 - I can't get a date for Valentine's Day. 590 00:41:18,821 --> 00:41:22,894 Not to mention what this has done to my acting career! 591 00:41:22,928 --> 00:41:25,172 - [sobs] I'm sorry! 592 00:41:25,206 --> 00:41:28,002 What do you want me to do? 593 00:41:28,037 --> 00:41:32,351 - Lick my foot. 594 00:41:34,768 --> 00:41:35,941 - You serious? 595 00:41:45,192 --> 00:41:47,781 - [Lisa] Tell me you like them. 596 00:41:49,955 --> 00:41:51,129 - I like them. 597 00:41:54,339 --> 00:41:55,513 - Convince me. 598 00:41:57,791 --> 00:41:59,275 - Precious. 599 00:41:59,309 --> 00:42:01,415 My precious, my precious. 600 00:42:02,554 --> 00:42:04,625 My sweet, sweet precious. 601 00:42:07,421 --> 00:42:08,491 - Now get up! 602 00:42:11,321 --> 00:42:13,565 This is just the beginning. 603 00:42:15,498 --> 00:42:17,224 It's a shame. 604 00:42:17,258 --> 00:42:20,607 We could've been something, you and I. 605 00:42:20,641 --> 00:42:23,817 Together, we could've ruled the world. 606 00:42:29,339 --> 00:42:31,376 [coughs] 607 00:42:44,078 --> 00:42:45,424 This isn't over! 608 00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:56,228 [Angel meowing] 609 00:43:06,549 --> 00:43:07,377 - Angel? 610 00:43:14,315 --> 00:43:15,144 Angel? 611 00:43:17,491 --> 00:43:18,319 Angel! 612 00:43:22,047 --> 00:43:24,705 [Angel meowing] 613 00:43:27,466 --> 00:43:29,537 - [Publisher] Why did Angel run away? 614 00:43:29,572 --> 00:43:31,539 - I don't know for sure. 615 00:43:31,574 --> 00:43:34,197 - Did you ever find out where she went? 616 00:43:34,232 --> 00:43:35,060 - No. 617 00:43:36,234 --> 00:43:37,615 Valentine's Day was right around the 618 00:43:37,649 --> 00:43:40,479 corner and once again I was alone. 619 00:43:44,518 --> 00:43:46,727 [knocking] 620 00:43:51,007 --> 00:43:52,526 - Happy VD, buddy! 621 00:43:53,734 --> 00:43:56,599 Looks like you started without me. 622 00:44:08,369 --> 00:44:10,544 - Aww, is that your kitty? 623 00:44:13,271 --> 00:44:14,099 So sad. 624 00:44:15,307 --> 00:44:16,792 I lost a cat once. 625 00:44:18,759 --> 00:44:20,002 I hate toilets. 626 00:44:22,625 --> 00:44:23,626 - All right. 627 00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:26,491 Let's get this party started, it's Valentine's Day! 628 00:44:26,525 --> 00:44:27,734 [cheering] 629 00:44:27,768 --> 00:44:31,013 Happy Valentine's Day to you, gorgeous. 630 00:44:33,498 --> 00:44:34,948 - Cheers. 631 00:44:34,982 --> 00:44:37,433 - [Lindsey] Yes, my sexy love. 632 00:44:37,467 --> 00:44:38,745 - Cheers. 633 00:44:38,779 --> 00:44:41,782 [laughter] 634 00:44:41,817 --> 00:44:44,682 ♪ My chainsaw slices away the fat ♪ 635 00:44:44,716 --> 00:44:47,546 ♪ I wanna dine on something more ♪ 636 00:44:47,581 --> 00:44:50,757 ♪ And it's time to [mumbles] 637 00:44:50,791 --> 00:44:53,449 ♪ Something's scratching at your door ♪ 638 00:44:53,483 --> 00:44:55,106 ♪ Well now you're gonna wake up ♪ 639 00:44:55,140 --> 00:44:59,006 ♪ To the nightmare that's in store ♪ 640 00:44:59,041 --> 00:45:03,183 ♪ Well I'm a chainsaw kitty 641 00:45:03,217 --> 00:45:06,013 ♪ Chainsaw kitty 642 00:45:06,048 --> 00:45:08,809 ♪ Chainsaw kitty 643 00:45:10,328 --> 00:45:13,193 ♪ Chainsaw kitty 644 00:45:13,227 --> 00:45:16,196 ♪ Chainsaw kitty 645 00:45:16,230 --> 00:45:17,645 ♪ Chainsaw kitty 646 00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:20,372 [music distorts] 647 00:45:24,238 --> 00:45:27,000 [record scratch] 648 00:45:36,872 --> 00:45:39,944 - You're coming with me to my hostel. 649 00:45:54,613 --> 00:45:57,030 - Can I tear open your heart? 650 00:46:00,930 --> 00:46:01,862 - Oh, sure. 651 00:46:11,044 --> 00:46:11,872 - Oh God. 652 00:46:13,494 --> 00:46:16,014 This is almost as good as sex. 653 00:46:19,052 --> 00:46:21,226 [giggles] 654 00:46:32,962 --> 00:46:35,240 I have to use the bathroom. 655 00:46:36,759 --> 00:46:38,105 Yeah, okay. 656 00:46:38,140 --> 00:46:38,968 - Okay. 657 00:46:46,424 --> 00:46:47,425 - Love love. 658 00:46:52,810 --> 00:46:53,638 - Boo. 659 00:46:55,778 --> 00:46:57,090 Did I scare you? 660 00:47:10,275 --> 00:47:11,621 - Where's Adam? 661 00:47:11,656 --> 00:47:12,830 - Unconscious. 662 00:47:14,728 --> 00:47:16,040 Where's Lindsey? 663 00:47:25,290 --> 00:47:26,913 Do you like pain? 664 00:47:26,947 --> 00:47:28,638 - Not in particular. 665 00:47:31,676 --> 00:47:32,504 Do you? 666 00:47:35,922 --> 00:47:36,819 - Choke me. 667 00:47:42,825 --> 00:47:44,965 [moaning] 668 00:47:59,946 --> 00:48:00,774 Hey, stop! 669 00:48:03,328 --> 00:48:04,812 Stop, what are you doing? 670 00:48:04,847 --> 00:48:05,952 - I can't breathe! 671 00:48:05,986 --> 00:48:07,160 - Don't do it! 672 00:48:09,093 --> 00:48:12,061 - What are you doing here? 673 00:48:12,096 --> 00:48:16,169 - Adam passed out, so I thought I'd join you two. 674 00:48:18,516 --> 00:48:20,759 [laughter] 675 00:48:22,761 --> 00:48:24,694 - Maybe I should leave. 676 00:48:25,626 --> 00:48:27,283 - Shut up. - Shut up. 677 00:48:34,359 --> 00:48:36,499 [Angel meowing] 678 00:48:36,534 --> 00:48:37,362 - Angel? 679 00:48:55,933 --> 00:48:58,556 [loud bang] 680 00:48:58,590 --> 00:48:59,937 - What was that? 681 00:49:05,735 --> 00:49:06,564 Awww. 682 00:49:08,738 --> 00:49:09,567 Awww. 683 00:49:10,775 --> 00:49:12,466 I tawt I saw a puddy cat. 684 00:49:12,501 --> 00:49:14,020 [laughter] 685 00:49:14,054 --> 00:49:17,368 - You did, you did see a puddy cat. 686 00:49:17,402 --> 00:49:19,646 [laughter] 687 00:49:26,653 --> 00:49:28,068 - Where'd she go? 688 00:49:34,661 --> 00:49:36,421 I don't see anything. 689 00:49:40,011 --> 00:49:41,047 [dramatic sting] 690 00:49:41,081 --> 00:49:44,050 [shrieking] 691 00:49:44,084 --> 00:49:45,948 - You bleeding? 692 00:49:45,983 --> 00:49:47,191 I'm so jealous. 693 00:49:49,434 --> 00:49:51,816 Come on, let me see this. 694 00:49:51,850 --> 00:49:52,955 Are you okay? 695 00:49:56,338 --> 00:49:57,684 Ow! 696 00:49:57,718 --> 00:49:58,547 God! 697 00:50:08,626 --> 00:50:09,454 - Oh God. 698 00:50:11,905 --> 00:50:14,011 You're scratched. 699 00:50:14,045 --> 00:50:16,703 Do you want me to call a doctor? 700 00:50:25,574 --> 00:50:26,402 - Angel. 701 00:50:27,472 --> 00:50:28,301 I'm yours. 702 00:50:29,750 --> 00:50:31,614 [meowing and scratching] 703 00:50:31,649 --> 00:50:34,272 [moaning] 704 00:50:34,307 --> 00:50:35,135 - Open up. 705 00:50:36,378 --> 00:50:37,551 Open the door. 706 00:50:50,012 --> 00:50:52,152 [moaning] 707 00:50:58,434 --> 00:50:59,263 - Oh yeah. 708 00:51:03,508 --> 00:51:06,201 [dramatic sting] 709 00:51:07,754 --> 00:51:10,067 [screaming] 710 00:51:15,589 --> 00:51:18,144 - [Laurie] Is she all right now? 711 00:51:18,178 --> 00:51:21,837 - She's fine now that she's back with me. 712 00:51:21,871 --> 00:51:26,048 - I was referring to the girl who fell down the stairs. 713 00:51:26,911 --> 00:51:27,808 - Oh, um... 714 00:51:29,362 --> 00:51:33,020 Mild concussion and a few scratches. 715 00:51:33,055 --> 00:51:35,782 More shook up than anything else. 716 00:51:36,714 --> 00:51:39,993 - And how do you feel about everything? 717 00:51:40,821 --> 00:51:42,340 - Horrible. 718 00:51:42,375 --> 00:51:46,137 Like giving up on dating women altogether. 719 00:51:46,172 --> 00:51:48,174 Safer for everyone that way. 720 00:51:48,208 --> 00:51:51,038 - [Laurie] That would be a shame. 721 00:51:51,073 --> 00:51:52,247 - You think so? 722 00:51:52,281 --> 00:51:56,078 - Yes I do, you have so much to offer the right woman. 723 00:51:59,737 --> 00:52:01,256 - Hold on a second. 724 00:52:10,748 --> 00:52:12,853 [meowing] 725 00:52:28,421 --> 00:52:29,939 Now where were we? 726 00:52:32,218 --> 00:52:35,669 - I was telling you that I really think... 727 00:52:38,258 --> 00:52:42,366 [ominous atmosphere music] [growling] 728 00:52:48,717 --> 00:52:50,822 We shouldn't be doing this. 729 00:52:50,857 --> 00:52:51,789 - You sure? 730 00:52:57,795 --> 00:52:59,831 - [Laurie] This isn't helping you. 731 00:52:59,866 --> 00:53:01,454 - No, it's helping. 732 00:53:02,662 --> 00:53:04,491 It's helping big time. 733 00:53:06,700 --> 00:53:08,599 - [Ghostly Voice] Meow. 734 00:53:08,633 --> 00:53:11,188 - What was that noise? 735 00:53:11,222 --> 00:53:12,775 - What? 736 00:53:12,810 --> 00:53:14,121 - [Ghostly Voice] Meow. 737 00:53:14,156 --> 00:53:15,778 - That. 738 00:53:15,813 --> 00:53:17,815 - I don't hear anything. 739 00:53:18,816 --> 00:53:20,645 - I have a bad feeling that if I stay 740 00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:24,166 here things are gonna get out of hand. 741 00:53:24,201 --> 00:53:25,512 - It'll be fine. 742 00:53:26,824 --> 00:53:27,652 I promise. 743 00:53:30,241 --> 00:53:33,071 - No, no, I'm sorry, I have to go. 744 00:53:34,314 --> 00:53:35,177 - Don't. 745 00:53:38,836 --> 00:53:42,702 - Had we met under better circumstances, maybe. 746 00:54:19,601 --> 00:54:23,225 [ominous atmosphere music] 747 00:54:35,479 --> 00:54:38,171 [phone ringing] 748 00:54:39,724 --> 00:54:42,486 [phone vibrates] 749 00:54:56,603 --> 00:54:57,432 Nick? 750 00:55:01,746 --> 00:55:02,575 Nick! 751 00:55:08,097 --> 00:55:10,755 [door creaking] 752 00:55:33,122 --> 00:55:36,747 [Psycho theme music] 753 00:55:36,781 --> 00:55:38,369 - Adam. 754 00:55:38,404 --> 00:55:41,407 What are you doing here with a knife? 755 00:55:41,441 --> 00:55:43,616 Why are you dressed like Miss Bates? 756 00:55:43,650 --> 00:55:45,790 - Because I love you, man. 757 00:55:48,206 --> 00:55:50,519 [screaming] 758 00:55:58,458 --> 00:56:00,218 - Are you here to kill me? 759 00:56:00,253 --> 00:56:01,254 - Not really. 760 00:56:01,288 --> 00:56:04,326 I actually wanna kill that therapist bitch. 761 00:56:04,361 --> 00:56:06,017 Then I came to my senses. 762 00:56:06,052 --> 00:56:08,330 I'm not a murderer, I'm an artist. 763 00:56:08,365 --> 00:56:09,814 - An artist? 764 00:56:09,849 --> 00:56:11,609 - There is no downstairs neighbor. 765 00:56:11,644 --> 00:56:12,817 I made her up. 766 00:56:14,750 --> 00:56:15,544 - What? 767 00:56:15,579 --> 00:56:17,166 - Yeah, it was me all along. 768 00:56:17,201 --> 00:56:19,824 I needed an excuse to get you to come visit me downstairs. 769 00:56:19,859 --> 00:56:21,619 - What did you need an excuse for? 770 00:56:21,654 --> 00:56:22,896 - 'Cause you care about that stupid 771 00:56:22,931 --> 00:56:25,416 cat more than you care about me. 772 00:56:25,451 --> 00:56:28,661 - You're the one who needs a therapist. 773 00:56:29,731 --> 00:56:31,802 [meowing and scratching] 774 00:56:31,836 --> 00:56:34,183 [screaming] 775 00:56:35,115 --> 00:56:37,221 - Oh, and since we're bearing all here, 776 00:56:37,255 --> 00:56:39,810 I never really thought your cat was possessed. 777 00:56:39,844 --> 00:56:44,228 I was just jealous because you loved her more than me. 778 00:56:44,262 --> 00:56:45,091 You cold? 779 00:56:47,507 --> 00:56:49,475 I painted the pentagram on the mirror, 780 00:56:49,509 --> 00:56:51,511 I put the fake blood in the hallway 781 00:56:51,546 --> 00:56:54,065 and I put the tongue in the bedroom. 782 00:56:54,100 --> 00:56:56,102 - You mean that wasn't Miss Rommel's tongue? 783 00:56:56,136 --> 00:56:57,724 - No buddy, it was a fake. 784 00:56:57,759 --> 00:57:00,175 And a pretty good one too if I do say so myself. 785 00:57:00,209 --> 00:57:02,349 Convinced the crap out of you. 786 00:57:02,384 --> 00:57:03,627 - Why? 787 00:57:03,661 --> 00:57:06,008 - 'Cause I wanted to convince you to get rid of that cat. 788 00:57:06,043 --> 00:57:09,046 Ever since you got her, I lost my wingman. 789 00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:12,705 We used to party, we used to do things together. 790 00:57:12,739 --> 00:57:14,223 - So you did those things because 791 00:57:14,258 --> 00:57:16,122 you wanted your wingman back? 792 00:57:16,156 --> 00:57:21,092 - Mostly, but then I realized there was something more. 793 00:57:21,127 --> 00:57:22,266 - What? 794 00:57:22,300 --> 00:57:26,408 - I realized that I didn't just want my wingman back. 795 00:57:27,478 --> 00:57:30,067 I wanted my wingman... 796 00:57:30,101 --> 00:57:31,378 In the back. 797 00:57:31,413 --> 00:57:34,451 [Psycho theme music] 798 00:57:34,485 --> 00:57:36,211 Are you gonna get that? 799 00:57:36,245 --> 00:57:38,800 - Are you trying to tell me that you're gay? 800 00:57:38,834 --> 00:57:39,939 [Laurie screaming] 801 00:57:39,973 --> 00:57:41,319 - That's not me. 802 00:57:49,431 --> 00:57:51,882 [dramatic sting] 803 00:57:51,916 --> 00:57:54,229 And that's not me either. 804 00:57:54,263 --> 00:57:55,782 - [Publisher] So I guess that's when your love 805 00:57:55,817 --> 00:57:58,164 affair with the therapist came to an abrupt end. 806 00:57:58,198 --> 00:58:00,718 - It was hard to see a future with her after that. 807 00:58:00,753 --> 00:58:02,133 - Well I guess it was pretty hard for 808 00:58:02,168 --> 00:58:06,275 her to see anything after that because... 809 00:58:06,310 --> 00:58:07,138 The eye. 810 00:58:11,142 --> 00:58:13,144 So that's when you realized it 811 00:58:13,179 --> 00:58:14,732 wasn't just Adam, your cat really 812 00:58:14,767 --> 00:58:16,562 was possessed, only you still didn't 813 00:58:16,596 --> 00:58:19,875 know who was possessing your cat right? 814 00:58:20,876 --> 00:58:23,810 - I was just looking for a miracle. 815 00:58:31,024 --> 00:58:33,371 - You have quite a collection of books. 816 00:58:33,406 --> 00:58:34,234 - Yeah. 817 00:58:35,788 --> 00:58:38,480 I guess I'm a bit of a bibliophile. 818 00:58:38,515 --> 00:58:40,620 - What's a bibliophile? 819 00:58:40,655 --> 00:58:42,208 [laughs] 820 00:58:42,242 --> 00:58:43,312 - It's Latin! 821 00:58:44,244 --> 00:58:48,007 Biblio meaning books, phile meaning lover of. 822 00:58:50,319 --> 00:58:52,321 It means lover of books. 823 00:58:57,154 --> 00:58:58,673 - [Blatty] I see you have a pet. 824 00:58:58,707 --> 00:58:59,536 - Yeah. 825 00:59:01,158 --> 00:59:02,228 Her name's... 826 00:59:03,332 --> 00:59:04,126 Angel. 827 00:59:04,161 --> 00:59:08,337 [dramatic sting] [hissing] 828 00:59:09,891 --> 00:59:11,064 - I love pets. 829 00:59:12,756 --> 00:59:15,586 Guess that makes me a pet-o-phile. 830 00:59:18,762 --> 00:59:20,108 - Well Father... 831 00:59:22,248 --> 00:59:26,528 That's what I wanted to talk to you about. 832 00:59:26,563 --> 00:59:29,186 I believe my pussy's possessed. 833 00:59:34,674 --> 00:59:38,436 Have you ever performed an exorcism on a cat? 834 00:59:45,582 --> 00:59:48,308 [dramatic sting] 835 00:59:49,378 --> 00:59:51,553 [purring] 836 00:59:55,695 --> 00:59:59,630 - We cast you from our midst, oh unclean spirit. 837 01:00:01,494 --> 01:00:03,047 All satanic powers. 838 01:00:04,497 --> 01:00:06,326 All infernal invaders. 839 01:00:09,295 --> 01:00:13,575 - You think it will still work if I don't believe in God? 840 01:00:13,610 --> 01:00:15,888 - You don't believe in God? 841 01:00:21,687 --> 01:00:25,035 Why do you believe in the devil if you don't believe in God? 842 01:00:25,069 --> 01:00:28,245 - I don't believe in the devil either. 843 01:00:30,281 --> 01:00:32,456 [purring] 844 01:00:37,288 --> 01:00:39,049 [hissing] 845 01:00:39,083 --> 01:00:39,912 - Ow! 846 01:00:42,535 --> 01:00:43,363 So... 847 01:00:44,917 --> 01:00:47,091 You wanna play rough, huh? 848 01:00:49,922 --> 01:00:52,165 [growling] 849 01:01:00,553 --> 01:01:03,383 [ominous humming] 850 01:01:09,113 --> 01:01:09,942 - Did you see that? 851 01:01:09,976 --> 01:01:12,082 Cat hates holy water. 852 01:01:12,116 --> 01:01:13,290 - She's a cat. 853 01:01:14,671 --> 01:01:15,499 - Hush. 854 01:01:18,364 --> 01:01:19,296 - Leave us. 855 01:01:24,957 --> 01:01:27,684 [Angel growling] 856 01:01:31,377 --> 01:01:32,205 - Please. 857 01:01:33,793 --> 01:01:35,484 Try not to hurt her. 858 01:01:45,391 --> 01:01:46,564 - Be prepared. 859 01:01:47,669 --> 01:01:49,602 This is gonna get ugly. 860 01:01:53,157 --> 01:01:54,262 - Here kitty. 861 01:01:56,505 --> 01:01:59,405 Here kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty. 862 01:02:00,337 --> 01:02:02,580 [growling] 863 01:02:04,341 --> 01:02:06,515 [gasping] 864 01:02:07,862 --> 01:02:11,106 - [Blatty] Brother Damien, what is it? 865 01:02:14,558 --> 01:02:17,457 Has the demon overtaken your voice? 866 01:02:20,012 --> 01:02:22,083 [coughs] 867 01:02:23,049 --> 01:02:24,844 Furball from Hell! 868 01:02:24,879 --> 01:02:27,088 [coughs] 869 01:02:27,122 --> 01:02:28,641 Furball from Hell. 870 01:02:30,850 --> 01:02:33,715 [demonic hissing] 871 01:02:39,031 --> 01:02:41,240 [growling] 872 01:02:47,902 --> 01:02:49,904 [ominous humming] 873 01:02:49,938 --> 01:02:50,939 - Holy crap. 874 01:02:53,562 --> 01:02:57,394 [suspenseful orchestra music] 875 01:03:05,954 --> 01:03:06,783 - Ow! 876 01:03:10,994 --> 01:03:11,822 Open up! 877 01:03:13,065 --> 01:03:14,376 Open the door! [screaming] 878 01:03:14,411 --> 01:03:15,826 Come on, open up! 879 01:03:20,417 --> 01:03:23,075 [heart beating] 880 01:03:30,945 --> 01:03:34,120 [muttering gibberish] 881 01:03:45,511 --> 01:03:47,824 - We better go check on him. 882 01:03:52,207 --> 01:03:54,175 - But when you went back into the room 883 01:03:54,209 --> 01:03:55,762 there was no sign of any of it. 884 01:03:55,797 --> 01:03:57,454 No flying poop on the wall, no burning 885 01:03:57,488 --> 01:04:00,871 bedsheets, no furball from Hell, nothing. 886 01:04:02,321 --> 01:04:03,978 - I was losing hope. 887 01:04:07,636 --> 01:04:09,846 [knocking] 888 01:04:12,055 --> 01:04:15,368 [disembodied gibberish] 889 01:04:18,475 --> 01:04:21,650 - Is your life empty and full of pain? 890 01:04:22,651 --> 01:04:24,619 - Actually yes. 891 01:04:24,653 --> 01:04:26,207 - Good. 892 01:04:26,241 --> 01:04:28,105 I am here to help you find everlasting 893 01:04:28,140 --> 01:04:30,901 salvation from eternal damnation. 894 01:04:32,869 --> 01:04:35,837 - Right now I have bigger problems. 895 01:04:53,682 --> 01:04:57,583 - Let us talk to you about the only book worth reading. 896 01:04:57,617 --> 01:05:00,931 - I'm sorry guys, you're wasting your... 897 01:05:02,622 --> 01:05:03,796 I know karate. 898 01:05:09,698 --> 01:05:11,424 You don't wanna touch that. 899 01:05:11,459 --> 01:05:12,287 - Rubbish. 900 01:05:14,703 --> 01:05:17,189 - Do you believe in the devil? 901 01:05:18,431 --> 01:05:19,881 - Why do you ask? 902 01:05:21,883 --> 01:05:22,711 - My cat. 903 01:05:24,196 --> 01:05:26,577 I think she's possessed. 904 01:05:26,612 --> 01:05:28,200 [laughter] 905 01:05:28,234 --> 01:05:29,891 - Aren't all cats possessed? 906 01:05:29,926 --> 01:05:30,754 - Silence! 907 01:05:31,997 --> 01:05:34,585 - This is no ordinary cat. 908 01:05:34,620 --> 01:05:36,242 She attacked my ex-girlfriend, 909 01:05:36,277 --> 01:05:38,348 turned her into a flesh decaying zombie. 910 01:05:38,382 --> 01:05:41,627 So I hired a cat therapist, but she attacked her too. 911 01:05:41,661 --> 01:05:43,215 Ripped her eye out. 912 01:05:44,388 --> 01:05:46,701 So I tried to get her exorcized. 913 01:05:46,735 --> 01:05:48,254 - Your therapist? 914 01:05:48,289 --> 01:05:50,015 - No, my cat. 915 01:05:50,049 --> 01:05:51,775 But she attacked two priests. 916 01:05:51,809 --> 01:05:54,398 One evaporated into thin air. 917 01:05:54,433 --> 01:05:57,436 The other ran away with a nasty gash on his chest. 918 01:05:57,470 --> 01:06:00,922 I don't even wanna tell you what it said. 919 01:06:06,859 --> 01:06:07,687 Pussy. 920 01:06:14,349 --> 01:06:15,178 - Pussy. 921 01:06:19,976 --> 01:06:22,771 - I don't know what I'm gonna do. 922 01:06:24,601 --> 01:06:27,224 I just know the longer you two stay here, 923 01:06:27,259 --> 01:06:31,090 the more likely she's going to get pretty mad. 924 01:06:38,063 --> 01:06:42,032 [upbeat acoustic guitar music] 925 01:06:42,067 --> 01:06:45,070 ♪ I hate cats, I hate cats 926 01:06:45,104 --> 01:06:48,073 ♪ I really really really hate cats ♪ 927 01:06:48,107 --> 01:06:51,041 ♪ I hate cats, that's a natural fact ♪ 928 01:06:51,076 --> 01:06:52,974 ♪ I like to grab them by the tail ♪ 929 01:06:53,009 --> 01:06:54,286 ♪ Swing them like a bat, I hate-- ♪ 930 01:06:54,320 --> 01:06:57,047 - Silence, profaner of the blues. 931 01:07:00,223 --> 01:07:02,673 - Why you always pull the superiority card on me? 932 01:07:02,708 --> 01:07:04,537 - Do not question me! 933 01:07:04,572 --> 01:07:05,952 - You think your cat's bad? 934 01:07:05,987 --> 01:07:07,609 Try hanging around with this guy. 935 01:07:07,644 --> 01:07:09,335 He's a little tyrant! 936 01:07:10,302 --> 01:07:13,960 - Does this feline of yours have a name? 937 01:07:13,995 --> 01:07:14,823 - Angel. 938 01:07:19,242 --> 01:07:21,520 [laughter] 939 01:07:27,491 --> 01:07:29,321 - Where is this Angel? 940 01:07:33,911 --> 01:07:36,155 - Down the hallway. 941 01:07:36,190 --> 01:07:37,432 In the bedroom. 942 01:07:42,161 --> 01:07:43,024 Wait. 943 01:07:44,922 --> 01:07:45,854 I warn you. 944 01:07:47,684 --> 01:07:51,343 If you go to her, she'll be most displeased. 945 01:07:59,247 --> 01:08:00,110 - Go! 946 01:08:02,423 --> 01:08:04,183 - Why do I always have to be the one? 947 01:08:04,218 --> 01:08:05,909 - Do not disobey me! 948 01:08:13,054 --> 01:08:13,882 Fear not. 949 01:08:15,125 --> 01:08:18,197 He who is with me, and I am with you. 950 01:08:21,373 --> 01:08:22,891 - It's just a cat. 951 01:08:25,446 --> 01:08:27,758 [ominous atmosphere music] 952 01:08:27,793 --> 01:08:31,107 [various animal noises] 953 01:08:42,911 --> 01:08:45,880 [bird caws] 954 01:08:45,914 --> 01:08:49,228 [ominous holy chanting] 955 01:09:00,584 --> 01:09:02,759 [purring] 956 01:09:06,280 --> 01:09:08,523 [growling] 957 01:09:13,942 --> 01:09:15,634 [hissing] 958 01:09:15,668 --> 01:09:19,327 [dramatic orchestral music] 959 01:09:42,902 --> 01:09:45,077 [snoring] 960 01:09:49,323 --> 01:09:52,774 - Don't you believe in knocking? 961 01:09:52,809 --> 01:09:55,329 - I was worried about you. 962 01:09:55,363 --> 01:09:57,986 What, this stuff will kill you. 963 01:10:00,472 --> 01:10:01,473 - I'll live. 964 01:10:02,819 --> 01:10:03,992 Unfortunately. 965 01:10:06,512 --> 01:10:07,858 - Where's Angel? 966 01:10:08,859 --> 01:10:10,275 - Sleeping. 967 01:10:10,309 --> 01:10:12,794 - All right, watching this movie. 968 01:10:12,829 --> 01:10:14,796 In the movie, this woman hires a 969 01:10:14,831 --> 01:10:17,213 psychic medium to perform a seance, 970 01:10:17,247 --> 01:10:19,974 trapping the evil spirit in a goat. 971 01:10:20,008 --> 01:10:22,183 Then she kills the goat thereby 972 01:10:22,218 --> 01:10:25,359 ridding herself of the evil spirit. 973 01:10:25,393 --> 01:10:27,809 - Adam, it was a movie. 974 01:10:27,844 --> 01:10:28,741 - [Adam] So? 975 01:10:28,776 --> 01:10:31,261 Doesn't mean it's not true. 976 01:10:31,296 --> 01:10:33,643 - What makes you think this medium is 977 01:10:33,677 --> 01:10:36,232 gonna succeed where two priests failed? 978 01:10:36,266 --> 01:10:37,509 - I don't know, maybe the spirit 979 01:10:37,543 --> 01:10:40,443 you're dealing with isn't Catholic. 980 01:10:42,928 --> 01:10:46,172 [dramatic ethereal music] 981 01:10:46,207 --> 01:10:49,245 - Find peace knowing there is no end. 982 01:10:50,867 --> 01:10:52,869 Let The Medium help you. 983 01:10:54,422 --> 01:10:55,596 Call 555-2368. 984 01:11:03,983 --> 01:11:05,916 - Sorry, I didn't get your name. 985 01:11:05,951 --> 01:11:09,023 - You may call me The Medium. 986 01:11:09,057 --> 01:11:12,337 - It's just such a strange profession, you know? 987 01:11:12,371 --> 01:11:15,063 - So where is this cat of yours? 988 01:11:18,550 --> 01:11:21,277 [phone vibrates] 989 01:11:28,422 --> 01:11:32,598 You know better than to call me when I'm with a client. 990 01:11:33,979 --> 01:11:36,740 Well tell the meter maid I'll be out in a minute! 991 01:11:36,775 --> 01:11:37,741 I gotta go. 992 01:11:40,813 --> 01:11:42,712 - So here she is. 993 01:11:42,746 --> 01:11:44,403 Here's Angel. 994 01:11:44,438 --> 01:11:45,301 - I see. 995 01:11:47,820 --> 01:11:49,132 Wait, where are you going? 996 01:11:49,166 --> 01:11:50,582 - You can't afford me. 997 01:11:50,616 --> 01:11:51,445 - How do you know? 998 01:11:51,479 --> 01:11:53,170 We haven't even discussed price. 999 01:11:53,205 --> 01:11:54,724 - I'm a medium. 1000 01:11:54,758 --> 01:11:56,242 I sense these things. 1001 01:11:56,277 --> 01:11:58,417 [meowing] 1002 01:12:01,109 --> 01:12:04,112 You see, this is no ordinary spirit. 1003 01:12:06,045 --> 01:12:07,702 She has great power. 1004 01:12:09,463 --> 01:12:10,429 - How much? 1005 01:12:14,157 --> 01:12:14,985 - 10,000. 1006 01:12:16,124 --> 01:12:17,954 - I can't afford that. 1007 01:12:21,613 --> 01:12:22,441 - I know. 1008 01:12:26,618 --> 01:12:30,242 [dramatic orchestral music] 1009 01:12:39,078 --> 01:12:40,286 [meowing] 1010 01:12:40,321 --> 01:12:43,393 - Angel, I was just considering my options. 1011 01:12:43,428 --> 01:12:44,843 - [Publisher] What stopped you? 1012 01:12:44,877 --> 01:12:46,292 - My cat. 1013 01:12:46,327 --> 01:12:48,294 I couldn't leave her like that. 1014 01:12:48,329 --> 01:12:50,435 - Even after everything she put you through? 1015 01:12:50,469 --> 01:12:52,298 - I got the money! 1016 01:12:52,333 --> 01:12:53,921 What are you doing? 1017 01:12:57,062 --> 01:13:00,893 - I was checking to see why it wasn't working. 1018 01:13:02,481 --> 01:13:04,483 Where'd you get all that dough? 1019 01:13:04,518 --> 01:13:07,210 - I emptied out my bank account. 1020 01:13:10,109 --> 01:13:11,732 - Seriously? 1021 01:13:11,766 --> 01:13:13,837 I don't know what to say. 1022 01:13:18,117 --> 01:13:19,878 I'll pay you back. 1023 01:13:19,912 --> 01:13:21,466 - I know you will, buddy. 1024 01:13:21,500 --> 01:13:24,400 But for the time being I'll settle for a kiss. 1025 01:13:24,434 --> 01:13:25,504 On the cheek. 1026 01:13:35,376 --> 01:13:37,102 I didn't feel anything at all. 1027 01:13:37,136 --> 01:13:39,000 You know, maybe I'm not even gay. 1028 01:13:39,035 --> 01:13:40,485 - Good. 1029 01:13:40,519 --> 01:13:42,072 - Yeah, let's try it again, just to be on the safe side. 1030 01:13:42,107 --> 01:13:42,901 - Mmm-mmm. 1031 01:13:42,935 --> 01:13:44,040 - No? 1032 01:13:44,074 --> 01:13:45,697 Can't say I didn't try. 1033 01:13:45,731 --> 01:13:49,010 Well hopefully this medium knows what the hell she's doing. 1034 01:13:49,045 --> 01:13:49,873 - I know. 1035 01:13:50,874 --> 01:13:53,014 She's my only hope. 1036 01:13:53,049 --> 01:13:55,845 - You're a disgrace to your gypsy family. 1037 01:13:55,879 --> 01:13:57,985 Taking money from people? 1038 01:14:00,470 --> 01:14:03,024 You don't even believe in spirits or the afterlife. 1039 01:14:03,059 --> 01:14:05,889 - He paid, I bring people closure. 1040 01:14:06,890 --> 01:14:08,927 What does it matter what I believe? 1041 01:14:08,961 --> 01:14:10,791 Just as long as they do. 1042 01:14:10,825 --> 01:14:13,552 - Justifying, justifying, always justifying. 1043 01:14:13,587 --> 01:14:16,624 You mess with things you don't understand, you get hurt. 1044 01:14:16,659 --> 01:14:19,282 Who will protect you then, huh? 1045 01:14:20,594 --> 01:14:25,219 - That's what I've got you here for, little sister. 1046 01:14:25,253 --> 01:14:28,912 [dramatic orchestral music] 1047 01:14:33,261 --> 01:14:37,196 What we are about to do here is very dangerous. 1048 01:14:38,646 --> 01:14:42,823 I have placed on the table objects to attract the spirit. 1049 01:14:44,100 --> 01:14:47,172 Objects of the spirit's own choosing. 1050 01:14:48,035 --> 01:14:51,245 - This spirit has sacrificed everything for passion. 1051 01:14:51,279 --> 01:14:52,418 - How do you know that? 1052 01:14:52,453 --> 01:14:56,457 - Oh my sister is a very powerful medium too. 1053 01:14:56,492 --> 01:14:59,667 We come from a family of very powerful mediums. 1054 01:14:59,702 --> 01:15:01,151 - I read her diary. 1055 01:15:01,186 --> 01:15:04,016 - Yeah, let me get a read on this. 1056 01:15:04,948 --> 01:15:07,088 - So can we get started here? 1057 01:15:07,123 --> 01:15:09,090 Because time is money. 1058 01:15:09,125 --> 01:15:11,541 - What's with the goat? 1059 01:15:11,576 --> 01:15:12,404 - Oh. 1060 01:15:13,785 --> 01:15:15,856 [baaing] 1061 01:15:17,823 --> 01:15:18,962 - It's a ram. 1062 01:15:22,310 --> 01:15:25,003 - We are going to try to transfer the 1063 01:15:25,037 --> 01:15:28,040 spirit from your cat into this goat. 1064 01:15:31,596 --> 01:15:32,769 - You're fools. 1065 01:15:32,804 --> 01:15:34,771 You have no idea what you're dealing with. 1066 01:15:34,806 --> 01:15:38,499 This is a most powerful spirit, and a vengeful one. 1067 01:15:38,534 --> 01:15:40,190 - Yeah yeah, we know, sister. 1068 01:15:40,225 --> 01:15:42,538 But thank you for those words of wisdom. 1069 01:15:42,572 --> 01:15:46,680 Now if you don't mind, I'm trying to run a business here. 1070 01:15:49,510 --> 01:15:51,443 We beseech you, spirit! 1071 01:15:52,513 --> 01:15:53,514 Speak to us! 1072 01:15:54,411 --> 01:15:58,243 Tell us who you are and what it is you desire. 1073 01:16:00,348 --> 01:16:01,798 - How do we know if this is working? 1074 01:16:01,833 --> 01:16:03,248 - Oh you'll know. 1075 01:16:05,630 --> 01:16:08,080 [loud thud] 1076 01:16:08,115 --> 01:16:11,118 [menacing laughter] 1077 01:16:12,602 --> 01:16:14,500 - I warned you sister, you see? 1078 01:16:14,535 --> 01:16:16,157 You see what you're dealing with? 1079 01:16:16,192 --> 01:16:18,712 - Do you wanna wait in the car? 1080 01:16:21,128 --> 01:16:23,440 - Stinks like perfume in here. 1081 01:16:23,475 --> 01:16:24,890 - It's Chaos. 1082 01:16:24,925 --> 01:16:27,099 Lisa used to wear that perfume. 1083 01:16:27,134 --> 01:16:29,964 [raspy breathing] 1084 01:16:31,034 --> 01:16:33,589 [wind howling] 1085 01:16:41,389 --> 01:16:43,219 - Who has summoned me? 1086 01:16:46,567 --> 01:16:47,706 - Who are you? 1087 01:16:48,673 --> 01:16:50,157 - Rosemary Carrie. 1088 01:16:52,780 --> 01:16:53,712 - Rosemary. 1089 01:16:55,058 --> 01:16:57,129 What do you want with me? 1090 01:16:58,268 --> 01:17:00,616 - What I have always wanted. 1091 01:17:01,720 --> 01:17:02,548 You! 1092 01:17:02,583 --> 01:17:04,585 [thunder booms] 1093 01:17:04,620 --> 01:17:06,967 - I don't even remember dating you. 1094 01:17:07,001 --> 01:17:10,211 - That's because I cast a spell on you to 1095 01:17:10,246 --> 01:17:13,974 make you fall asleep and forget all about me. 1096 01:17:17,736 --> 01:17:18,979 - But why? 1097 01:17:19,013 --> 01:17:21,498 - So she could kidnap your cat while you slept. 1098 01:17:21,533 --> 01:17:22,914 She planned to poison it because she 1099 01:17:22,948 --> 01:17:24,122 thought that you would never love 1100 01:17:24,156 --> 01:17:26,331 her as long as the cat was alive. 1101 01:17:26,365 --> 01:17:28,126 - How did you know all that? 1102 01:17:28,160 --> 01:17:30,611 - It's in the diary. 1103 01:17:30,646 --> 01:17:32,440 - You planned to poison Angel? 1104 01:17:32,475 --> 01:17:35,478 - Yes, but I changed my mind because 1105 01:17:36,617 --> 01:17:40,103 I knew you would never love me just as me. 1106 01:17:41,933 --> 01:17:44,383 So instead I poisoned myself! 1107 01:17:47,663 --> 01:17:48,767 [laughs] 1108 01:17:48,802 --> 01:17:50,010 - And I thought I was dramatic. 1109 01:17:50,044 --> 01:17:50,873 - Silence! 1110 01:17:52,150 --> 01:17:54,462 [coughing] 1111 01:17:57,880 --> 01:18:01,746 But as I was laying there about to die, 1112 01:18:01,780 --> 01:18:04,887 I was careful to cast one last spell. 1113 01:18:07,475 --> 01:18:08,822 - What spell? 1114 01:18:08,856 --> 01:18:12,549 - One final spell to transfer my spirit into 1115 01:18:14,759 --> 01:18:18,521 the thing that you loved most of all in life. 1116 01:18:20,316 --> 01:18:21,627 - Angel. 1117 01:18:21,662 --> 01:18:22,870 [dramatic sting] 1118 01:18:22,905 --> 01:18:25,804 [demonic laughter] 1119 01:18:30,602 --> 01:18:31,845 - What a bitch. 1120 01:18:32,708 --> 01:18:35,538 - I'm sorry, but I don't love you. 1121 01:18:39,162 --> 01:18:41,302 I barely know you. 1122 01:18:41,337 --> 01:18:45,513 No spell or manner of witchcraft is ever gonna change that. 1123 01:18:47,377 --> 01:18:49,725 [screaming] 1124 01:18:54,695 --> 01:18:56,421 What happened? 1125 01:18:56,455 --> 01:18:58,388 - Her sadness has weakened her. 1126 01:18:58,423 --> 01:19:00,011 Rest, sister, rest. 1127 01:19:04,015 --> 01:19:06,189 I will summon her this time. 1128 01:19:06,224 --> 01:19:08,674 When the time is right we must expel the spirit 1129 01:19:08,709 --> 01:19:12,817 from the cat and into the goat as we planned. 1130 01:19:12,851 --> 01:19:14,370 - I hope it works. 1131 01:19:14,404 --> 01:19:15,336 - It'll work. 1132 01:19:15,371 --> 01:19:17,407 I saw it in a movie once. 1133 01:19:18,823 --> 01:19:20,686 - Bring in the cat. 1134 01:19:20,721 --> 01:19:24,311 [ominous atmosphere music] 1135 01:19:33,044 --> 01:19:35,771 - Whatever you do, don't let the cat out of the bag. 1136 01:19:35,805 --> 01:19:37,945 [meowing] 1137 01:19:39,567 --> 01:19:40,396 - Now! 1138 01:19:45,435 --> 01:19:46,229 - Careful! 1139 01:19:46,264 --> 01:19:47,783 - Don't touch him! 1140 01:20:02,176 --> 01:20:04,489 - Who would eat a live cat? 1141 01:20:04,523 --> 01:20:07,043 - Shut up, gypsy bitch. 1142 01:20:07,078 --> 01:20:08,665 I don't want the cat. 1143 01:20:08,700 --> 01:20:12,842 I want you, and I will destroy anybody who comes in my way. 1144 01:20:14,879 --> 01:20:17,019 [gasping] 1145 01:20:22,300 --> 01:20:23,715 - [Nick] Stop it! 1146 01:20:25,268 --> 01:20:26,200 - You fool. 1147 01:20:28,306 --> 01:20:30,653 You killed my sister. 1148 01:20:30,687 --> 01:20:32,344 Now I will kill you! 1149 01:20:44,736 --> 01:20:46,842 - My power defied death itself. 1150 01:20:46,876 --> 01:20:48,913 You think you're any match for me? 1151 01:20:48,947 --> 01:20:51,708 If I can't have you, nobody will. 1152 01:20:55,057 --> 01:20:55,989 - Adam, no! 1153 01:21:00,131 --> 01:21:02,271 - [Rosemary] Yes! 1154 01:21:02,305 --> 01:21:03,513 - No! 1155 01:21:03,548 --> 01:21:04,376 - Yes! 1156 01:21:06,551 --> 01:21:08,864 I'm in control of you, fool. 1157 01:21:11,004 --> 01:21:12,177 No you're not. 1158 01:21:13,075 --> 01:21:13,903 I am. 1159 01:21:15,146 --> 01:21:18,943 I'm tired of pretending to be somebody I'm not. 1160 01:21:18,977 --> 01:21:20,979 I'm not the downstairs neighbor, 1161 01:21:21,014 --> 01:21:24,258 I'm not the possessed possessive witch. 1162 01:21:25,846 --> 01:21:26,847 I'm just me! 1163 01:21:31,369 --> 01:21:34,268 [clock bell rings] 1164 01:21:38,341 --> 01:21:39,170 - Adam! 1165 01:21:40,378 --> 01:21:41,724 - [Rosemary] No! 1166 01:21:43,588 --> 01:21:46,315 [groaning] 1167 01:21:46,349 --> 01:21:49,214 - I wasn't gonna let her hurt you. 1168 01:21:49,249 --> 01:21:52,424 - You're not faking this one are you? 1169 01:21:52,459 --> 01:21:53,287 - Ow! 1170 01:21:54,702 --> 01:21:55,496 - Sorry. 1171 01:21:55,531 --> 01:21:56,359 - Oh God. 1172 01:21:57,222 --> 01:21:59,500 - You really are hurt. 1173 01:21:59,535 --> 01:22:00,846 - I always wanted to be more than just 1174 01:22:00,881 --> 01:22:04,505 an extra or some secondary character. 1175 01:22:04,540 --> 01:22:06,922 This has brought meaning to my life. 1176 01:22:06,956 --> 01:22:09,062 I'm gonna come back stronger than ever. 1177 01:22:09,096 --> 01:22:11,236 Like Obi-Wan Kenobi. 1178 01:22:11,271 --> 01:22:13,342 - This is not a movie, Adam. 1179 01:22:13,376 --> 01:22:14,481 This is real. 1180 01:22:17,553 --> 01:22:19,555 - Oh my God, it is real. 1181 01:22:24,905 --> 01:22:25,906 You do care. 1182 01:22:32,568 --> 01:22:34,811 [laughing] 1183 01:22:42,095 --> 01:22:45,891 - I guess I'm too much of a woman for them to handle. 1184 01:22:45,926 --> 01:22:48,066 Wouldn't you say? 1185 01:22:48,101 --> 01:22:49,792 - Rosemary Carrie. 1186 01:22:49,826 --> 01:22:53,106 [dramatic sting] 1187 01:22:53,140 --> 01:22:55,142 I thought you were dead. 1188 01:22:55,177 --> 01:22:57,248 [laughs] 1189 01:22:58,870 --> 01:23:01,700 - Is that any way to greet a lady? 1190 01:23:06,774 --> 01:23:10,778 ♪ We come from down below, baby ♪ 1191 01:23:13,091 --> 01:23:17,785 ♪ We come from down below, we come from down below ♪ 1192 01:23:17,820 --> 01:23:21,168 ♪ We're crazy little kittens, that much we know ♪ 1193 01:23:21,203 --> 01:23:25,069 ♪ We come from down below, we come from down below ♪ 1194 01:23:25,103 --> 01:23:28,658 ♪ Where sexy as what sexy is from fur to toe ♪ 1195 01:23:28,693 --> 01:23:32,973 ♪ We come from down below, we come from down below ♪ 1196 01:23:33,008 --> 01:23:36,425 ♪ When we can, we screw the man to steal the show ♪ 1197 01:23:36,459 --> 01:23:40,463 ♪ We don't take any crap from all the boys in brass ♪ 1198 01:23:40,498 --> 01:23:45,123 ♪ We slice them and we dice them 'till we burn them back ♪ 1199 01:23:45,158 --> 01:23:49,196 ♪ We come from down below, where all inhabitants go ♪ 1200 01:23:49,231 --> 01:23:51,854 ♪ We're [mumbles] who play the games ♪ 1201 01:23:51,888 --> 01:23:53,649 ♪ Get burned, you know 1202 01:23:53,683 --> 01:23:57,377 ♪ We come from down below, we come from down below ♪ 1203 01:23:57,411 --> 01:24:01,622 ♪ Where sexy is what sexy is from fur to toe ♪ 1204 01:24:01,657 --> 01:24:05,902 ♪ I wasn't always [mumbles] or had a heart of gold ♪ 1205 01:24:05,937 --> 01:24:10,079 ♪ But once my life was ruined, my blood ran real cold ♪ 1206 01:24:11,115 --> 01:24:13,151 [laughs] 1207 01:24:18,501 --> 01:24:19,606 - I hate you. 1208 01:24:21,021 --> 01:24:23,679 - Love is full of many emotions. 1209 01:24:23,713 --> 01:24:25,853 Hate is only one of them. 1210 01:24:29,340 --> 01:24:33,171 [dramatic orchestral meowing] 1211 01:24:35,898 --> 01:24:36,795 How poetic. 1212 01:24:37,900 --> 01:24:41,938 Your little kitten watches helplessly as you die. 1213 01:24:43,112 --> 01:24:47,254 Just as I was forced to watch you helplessly [mumbles]. 1214 01:24:50,361 --> 01:24:57,540 Without my power your little Angel is powerless to save you. 1215 01:24:58,576 --> 01:25:00,060 Yes. 1216 01:25:00,095 --> 01:25:01,579 Oh baby. 1217 01:25:01,613 --> 01:25:02,442 Oh baby! 1218 01:25:05,790 --> 01:25:08,551 [screaming] 1219 01:25:08,586 --> 01:25:10,933 Back off, you wicked feline! 1220 01:25:32,610 --> 01:25:33,438 No! 1221 01:25:35,578 --> 01:25:39,582 - [The Devil] You've defied me for way too long. 1222 01:25:41,101 --> 01:25:43,310 I've come for what is mine. 1223 01:25:44,277 --> 01:25:46,762 I'm coming to take your soul. 1224 01:25:48,143 --> 01:25:50,455 [screaming] 1225 01:25:57,221 --> 01:26:00,258 [fire alarm ringing] 1226 01:26:02,674 --> 01:26:04,918 - It's okay Angel, it's over. 1227 01:26:04,952 --> 01:26:06,437 It's finally over. 1228 01:26:08,128 --> 01:26:10,303 [coughing] 1229 01:26:16,619 --> 01:26:17,862 [meowing] 1230 01:26:17,896 --> 01:26:20,485 - All that, all that, because some 1231 01:26:20,520 --> 01:26:22,936 obsessive chick had a crush on you? 1232 01:26:22,970 --> 01:26:24,489 - Some people are crazy. 1233 01:26:24,524 --> 01:26:26,284 It didn't help that she happened to be a witch 1234 01:26:26,319 --> 01:26:29,287 who, in her own way, loved me I guess. 1235 01:26:29,322 --> 01:26:31,772 - Yeah, more like hated you. 1236 01:26:31,807 --> 01:26:33,498 - Love is filled with many emotions. 1237 01:26:33,533 --> 01:26:36,294 - Hate is only one of them. 1238 01:26:36,329 --> 01:26:38,193 I love that line. 1239 01:26:38,227 --> 01:26:39,608 And then there was Lisa. 1240 01:26:39,642 --> 01:26:40,643 - Yes, Lisa. 1241 01:26:44,164 --> 01:26:45,303 Where were you, Lisa? 1242 01:26:45,338 --> 01:26:48,686 I waited by your place for like an hour. 1243 01:26:48,720 --> 01:26:50,653 - [Lisa] Where are you? 1244 01:26:51,482 --> 01:26:53,760 - I'm back at my place now. 1245 01:26:56,487 --> 01:26:59,317 - I said to meet me at your place. 1246 01:27:00,905 --> 01:27:02,872 You're so silly. 1247 01:27:02,907 --> 01:27:06,842 You must've gotten a few furballs in the brain. 1248 01:27:07,946 --> 01:27:10,328 Or maybe you're suffering from, 1249 01:27:10,363 --> 01:27:13,780 what's that disease called, toxic plasma? 1250 01:27:17,439 --> 01:27:19,751 What took you so long? 1251 01:27:19,786 --> 01:27:21,270 - You look normal. 1252 01:27:22,306 --> 01:27:23,168 - Thanks. 1253 01:27:24,929 --> 01:27:27,828 - I can make some coffee here if you want. 1254 01:27:27,863 --> 01:27:31,315 I just got back, I don't feel like walking out again. 1255 01:27:31,349 --> 01:27:33,178 - At your place, now? 1256 01:27:33,213 --> 01:27:34,525 - Sure, why not? 1257 01:27:34,559 --> 01:27:36,492 - But your cat. 1258 01:27:36,527 --> 01:27:40,047 - I told you, you have nothing to worry about now. 1259 01:27:40,082 --> 01:27:42,705 - Right, you had her exorcized. 1260 01:27:44,431 --> 01:27:46,261 - Something like that. 1261 01:27:51,058 --> 01:27:53,129 - [Lisa] Is something wrong? 1262 01:27:53,164 --> 01:27:54,717 - Strange. 1263 01:27:54,752 --> 01:27:56,374 Angel doesn't drink milk. 1264 01:27:56,409 --> 01:27:57,789 - Oh? 1265 01:27:57,824 --> 01:27:59,515 What's strange about that? 1266 01:27:59,550 --> 01:28:01,137 - It's just that there's milk in her bowl. 1267 01:28:01,172 --> 01:28:04,140 - Well maybe she's trying to tell you something. 1268 01:28:04,175 --> 01:28:06,522 I'm sure a little milk wouldn't hurt her. 1269 01:28:06,557 --> 01:28:08,973 I hear milk is good for cats. 1270 01:28:12,735 --> 01:28:13,564 - Hmmm. 1271 01:28:20,329 --> 01:28:21,917 Shit. 1272 01:28:21,951 --> 01:28:23,298 - You all right? 1273 01:28:24,989 --> 01:28:25,783 - Yeah. 1274 01:28:25,817 --> 01:28:27,371 Do you like milk in your coffee? 1275 01:28:27,405 --> 01:28:28,510 - Yes please. 1276 01:28:40,660 --> 01:28:43,110 So where is your little brat? 1277 01:28:43,939 --> 01:28:44,871 I mean cat. 1278 01:28:45,872 --> 01:28:48,081 - I told you, you have nothing to worry about. 1279 01:28:48,115 --> 01:28:49,600 - No milk for you? 1280 01:28:50,463 --> 01:28:52,810 - I like mine black. 1281 01:28:52,844 --> 01:28:57,021 - You know, things will be better off once your cat is dead. 1282 01:28:58,056 --> 01:29:00,093 - How could you say such a thing? 1283 01:29:00,127 --> 01:29:03,130 - She is really a mean little kitty. 1284 01:29:03,165 --> 01:29:05,926 - She really was possessed. 1285 01:29:05,961 --> 01:29:09,930 I know it's hard to believe, but look, even you. 1286 01:29:09,965 --> 01:29:11,829 You're better now. 1287 01:29:11,863 --> 01:29:13,520 The curse is lifted. 1288 01:29:13,555 --> 01:29:15,591 Things will be back to normal. 1289 01:29:15,626 --> 01:29:16,489 I promise. 1290 01:29:17,352 --> 01:29:19,595 I don't know what I'd do without my cat. 1291 01:29:19,630 --> 01:29:21,459 She's all I have left. 1292 01:29:22,702 --> 01:29:24,876 Losing Adam was hard. 1293 01:29:24,911 --> 01:29:29,018 I've suffered so much loss and tragedy lately. 1294 01:29:29,053 --> 01:29:31,607 The cops still don't know what happened to the medium. 1295 01:29:31,642 --> 01:29:34,817 Her sister still hasn't said a word since the incident. 1296 01:29:34,852 --> 01:29:36,957 At least I got a good lawyer. 1297 01:29:36,992 --> 01:29:39,995 I'm tired of people dying all around me. 1298 01:29:40,029 --> 01:29:42,204 [gagging] 1299 01:29:47,830 --> 01:29:50,902 - Okay, so you're the only one to survive, 1300 01:29:50,937 --> 01:29:55,010 you're the only one who can backup this story. 1301 01:29:55,044 --> 01:29:56,563 - [Nick] No. 1302 01:29:56,598 --> 01:29:58,841 The medium's sister survived. 1303 01:29:58,876 --> 01:30:00,049 Unfortunately. 1304 01:30:12,683 --> 01:30:15,410 [dramatic sting] 1305 01:30:19,966 --> 01:30:20,794 - You. 1306 01:30:21,864 --> 01:30:23,072 - I'm sorry. 1307 01:30:23,107 --> 01:30:26,041 I never meant your sister any harm. 1308 01:30:29,872 --> 01:30:32,081 - I place a curse on you and your pesky 1309 01:30:32,116 --> 01:30:36,189 pussycat for what happened to my sister. 1310 01:30:36,223 --> 01:30:38,950 [thunder booms] 1311 01:30:38,985 --> 01:30:41,125 May all manner of demon, vermin 1312 01:30:41,159 --> 01:30:44,059 and beast, may all goblins, vampires and 1313 01:30:44,093 --> 01:30:47,856 ghouls haunt you and your troublesome cat. 1314 01:30:47,890 --> 01:30:50,410 May a thousand legions of hellspawn 1315 01:30:50,445 --> 01:30:54,207 seek thee out all the days of your life. 1316 01:30:54,241 --> 01:30:56,520 Wait 'till you and your cat suffer as my 1317 01:30:56,554 --> 01:31:00,627 sister and I have suffered until the end of time. 1318 01:31:04,182 --> 01:31:06,495 [screaming] 1319 01:31:22,925 --> 01:31:25,480 - Angel, let's get out of here. 1320 01:31:26,998 --> 01:31:28,655 I'm sick of witches. 1321 01:31:35,938 --> 01:31:39,114 - They're here. - They're here. 1322 01:31:39,148 --> 01:31:42,807 [dramatic orchestral music] 1323 01:31:58,892 --> 01:32:01,654 - Hey, do you know how to get to Hollywood? 1324 01:32:01,688 --> 01:32:04,277 - Yeah, I was actually gonna take a bus there myself. 1325 01:32:04,311 --> 01:32:05,485 It's that way. 1326 01:32:08,419 --> 01:32:10,973 - Who takes the bus in LA? 1327 01:32:11,008 --> 01:32:12,457 Do you want us to give you a ride? 1328 01:32:12,492 --> 01:32:14,563 - Yeah, we can give you a ride. 1329 01:32:14,598 --> 01:32:16,772 - Didn't your mother teach you not to pick up strangers? 1330 01:32:16,807 --> 01:32:19,603 - It's okay, I can take the bus. 1331 01:32:19,637 --> 01:32:22,709 - He doesn't look dangerous to me. 1332 01:32:22,744 --> 01:32:24,262 What's in the bag? 1333 01:32:26,506 --> 01:32:28,128 - It's a cat. 1334 01:32:28,163 --> 01:32:29,716 It's only a cat. 1335 01:32:29,751 --> 01:32:31,546 - Awww. - Awww. 1336 01:32:31,580 --> 01:32:32,857 - I love cats! 1337 01:32:32,892 --> 01:32:34,479 - Me too. 1338 01:32:34,514 --> 01:32:36,689 - Well I suppose we can make an exception this time. 1339 01:32:36,723 --> 01:32:37,552 - Yes! 1340 01:32:38,518 --> 01:32:39,312 - Come with us! 1341 01:32:39,346 --> 01:32:40,175 - Come on! 1342 01:32:41,866 --> 01:32:44,869 - Maybe my luck is finally changing. 1343 01:32:49,115 --> 01:32:49,943 - Hey! 1344 01:32:52,014 --> 01:32:52,946 - Hi. - Hey. 1345 01:32:57,295 --> 01:32:58,814 - You're very cute. 1346 01:32:58,849 --> 01:33:00,575 Hello, my little friend. [meows] 1347 01:33:00,609 --> 01:33:02,680 - [Girls] Awww, cute cat! 1348 01:33:04,440 --> 01:33:05,510 - I don't get it. 1349 01:33:05,545 --> 01:33:08,513 All this fuss over a little cat? 1350 01:33:08,548 --> 01:33:10,205 - You're very cute. 1351 01:33:10,239 --> 01:33:11,551 - [Girls] Awww. 1352 01:33:12,966 --> 01:33:14,899 - Her name is Angel. 1353 01:33:14,934 --> 01:33:17,108 - [Girls] Awww, cute name! 1354 01:33:18,489 --> 01:33:20,318 - Can we pet your cat? 1355 01:33:24,219 --> 01:33:27,256 [girls screaming] 1356 01:33:27,291 --> 01:33:30,570 [slashing and hissing] 1357 01:33:39,061 --> 01:33:41,788 - You don't believe me do you? 1358 01:33:41,823 --> 01:33:43,756 - As your publisher, it doesn't matter what 1359 01:33:43,790 --> 01:33:46,724 I believe because I'm gonna make... 1360 01:33:49,002 --> 01:33:51,177 We're gonna make millions. 1361 01:33:53,420 --> 01:33:54,801 Millions on this. 1362 01:33:57,114 --> 01:33:58,943 Boom, out, over, rich! 1363 01:34:00,186 --> 01:34:00,980 Together. 1364 01:34:01,014 --> 01:34:02,775 Well we have to negotiate this. 1365 01:34:02,809 --> 01:34:04,639 I'll do a little better, I have a lot more, 1366 01:34:04,673 --> 01:34:06,261 I got kids in the house, what do you got? 1367 01:34:06,295 --> 01:34:10,955 You got nothing, you got a cat, what's that gonna cost? 1368 01:34:10,990 --> 01:34:12,336 Well it's getting late. 1369 01:34:12,370 --> 01:34:13,958 I better get going. 1370 01:34:18,653 --> 01:34:20,413 [purring] 1371 01:34:20,447 --> 01:34:22,518 She really is a cute cat. 1372 01:34:22,553 --> 01:34:24,382 You mind if I pet her? 1373 01:34:33,115 --> 01:34:35,808 [dramatic sting] 1374 01:34:42,884 --> 01:34:45,300 [rock music] 1375 01:34:48,752 --> 01:34:51,513 ♪ Chainsaw kitty 1376 01:34:51,547 --> 01:34:54,723 ♪ I'm a chainsaw kitty 1377 01:34:54,758 --> 01:34:57,381 ♪ Chainsaw kitty 1378 01:34:57,415 --> 01:34:59,452 ♪ I'm a chainsaw kitty 1379 01:34:59,486 --> 01:35:00,867 ♪ Creeping down the corner 1380 01:35:00,902 --> 01:35:03,283 ♪ Chainsaw kitty 1381 01:35:03,318 --> 01:35:06,701 ♪ I'm a chainsaw kitty 1382 01:35:06,735 --> 01:35:09,289 ♪ My chainsaw slices away the fat ♪ 1383 01:35:09,324 --> 01:35:12,292 ♪ I wanna dine on something more ♪ 1384 01:35:12,327 --> 01:35:15,157 ♪ It's time to get another cat 1385 01:35:15,192 --> 01:35:18,298 ♪ That's why I'm scratching at your door ♪ 1386 01:35:18,333 --> 01:35:19,783 ♪ When are you gonna wake up 1387 01:35:19,817 --> 01:35:23,579 ♪ To the nightmare that's in store ♪ 1388 01:35:23,614 --> 01:35:27,860 ♪ Well I'm a chainsaw kitty 1389 01:35:27,894 --> 01:35:30,725 ♪ Chainsaw kitty 1390 01:35:30,759 --> 01:35:33,348 ♪ Chainsaw kitty 1391 01:35:33,382 --> 01:35:36,903 ♪ I'm a chainsaw kitty 1392 01:35:36,938 --> 01:35:39,664 ♪ I'm not like those other cats ♪ 1393 01:35:39,699 --> 01:35:42,737 ♪ My spirit looks for danger 1394 01:35:42,771 --> 01:35:45,532 ♪ No one can avoid my scratch 1395 01:35:45,567 --> 01:35:48,673 ♪ My claws are like ten razors ♪ 1396 01:35:48,708 --> 01:35:51,228 ♪ I'm not like those other cats ♪ 1397 01:35:51,262 --> 01:35:54,576 ♪ 'Cause my spirit looks for danger ♪ 1398 01:35:54,610 --> 01:35:57,165 ♪ No one can avoid my scratch 1399 01:35:57,199 --> 01:36:00,202 ♪ 'Cause I'm a chainsaw kitty 1400 01:36:00,237 --> 01:36:03,412 ♪ I wanna dine on something more ♪ 1401 01:36:03,447 --> 01:36:06,174 ♪ It's time to get another cat 1402 01:36:06,208 --> 01:36:09,177 ♪ That's why I'm scratching at your door ♪ 1403 01:36:09,211 --> 01:36:10,765 ♪ When are you gonna wake up 1404 01:36:10,799 --> 01:36:15,355 ♪ To the nightmare that's in store ♪ 1405 01:36:15,390 --> 01:36:17,564 ♪ When are you gonna wake up 1406 01:36:17,599 --> 01:36:21,120 ♪ To the nightmare that's in store ♪ 1407 01:36:21,154 --> 01:36:23,363 ♪ Chainsaw kitty 1408 01:36:23,398 --> 01:36:25,296 ♪ Meow 1409 01:36:29,093 --> 01:36:30,992 ♪ Meow 1410 01:36:31,993 --> 01:36:35,030 ♪ I'm the kitty with a chainsaw ♪ 1411 01:36:35,065 --> 01:36:36,963 ♪ Meow 1412 01:36:37,895 --> 01:36:39,828 ♪ I am the kitty 1413 01:36:39,863 --> 01:36:41,105 ♪ Chainsaw kitty 1414 01:36:41,140 --> 01:36:42,727 ♪ Meow 1415 01:36:42,762 --> 01:36:43,867 ♪ Chainsaw kitty 1416 01:36:43,901 --> 01:36:45,730 ♪ I am the kitty with a chainsaw ♪ 1417 01:36:45,765 --> 01:36:47,146 ♪ Chainsaw kitty 1418 01:36:47,180 --> 01:36:48,595 ♪ Meow 1419 01:36:48,630 --> 01:36:49,873 ♪ Chainsaw kitty 1420 01:36:49,907 --> 01:36:52,599 ♪ I am the kitty with a chainsaw ♪ 1421 01:36:52,634 --> 01:36:56,707 ♪ I am the kitty with a chainsaw ♪ 1422 01:36:58,260 --> 01:37:03,058 ♪ I am the kitty with a chainsaw ♪ 1423 01:37:03,093 --> 01:37:07,269 [dramatic orchestral music] [chanting meows] 88377