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FINN: Get it, get it!
[INSECT HISSES]
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Yah!
JAKE: Oooooooh!
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FINN: [SHOUTING]
[SHING!]
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[FEELERS PATTER]
JAKE: Get him out!
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FINN: Don't you ever let me
catch you here again.
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Whoo-hoo! Yeah! [LAUGHS]
Agh! Ow!
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Ooooooow!
Agh! Agh!
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[GRUNTING]
JAKE: Dget you with his
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poison stingers?
FINN: No!
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I got a splinter from the door.
JAKE: Let me see.
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Wow, that's a tiny splinter.
FINN: But it hurts!
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I'm gonna need some...
Finger protection!
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Thanks, choose goose.
I am choose goose.
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Come back for some juice!
, I am so protected
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right now.
That is mighty thick.
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Go on -- hit me!
Oh, wow.
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Very nice.
Very impressive.
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FINN: Hey, guys!
Check this out!
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Dude, hit me.
Ow! On my armor!
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JAKE: Oh.
[TINK!]
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FINN: [CLICKS]
[LAUGHTER]
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That is but a thimble!
This [CLANGS] Is real armor.
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[LAUGHTER]
[BIRDS CALLING]
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JAKE: Wha?
ALL: Sir slicer!
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Who is the one that bears the
thimble?
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JAKE: This dude.
[LAUGHS]
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Oh, you foolish boy.
Without full body armor, you're
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weak!
You do not look [CLICKS]
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[LAUGHS] Yah!
[HORSE WHINNIES]
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FINN: Choose goose, I need
more armor.
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I've got something for you --
a metal shoe!
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Don't you know you might stub
your toe?
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[LAUGHTER]
FINN: Uh, no, choose goose.
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I need...
Look here, hun.
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Choose this one to protect your
buns!
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Protect his butt!
Protect his butt!
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FINN: No, choose goose.
I want --
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don't be meek.
What if you fall down and scrape
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your cheek?
Look at his butt!
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Look at his butt!
[CACKLES]
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FINN: Choose goose, I want
the most [CLICKS] armor you
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have!
Ooh, have a look!
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FINN: I'll take that one.
Wonderful.
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I'll need a trade of equal
value.
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I'll take the head of your dog
friend.
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JAKE: Say what?!
FINN: No way.
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Choose goose, this stuff is
overpriced.
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No money for me?
How about a poem for free?
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[LAUGHTER]
A poem!
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FINN: A poem?
If you can decipher the poem
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and complete the trials, you
will receive the magical armor
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of zeldron.
It is foretold to be totally
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[CLICKS]
BOTH: Skadow!
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Your quest begins in the
marsh over the hill.
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FINN: Ah, yes!
I'm gonna get that armor!
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JAKE: Yeah, man, you're gonna
do it.
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[BIRDS CALLING]
Good luck exposing your soft,
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vanilla-strawberry skin to the
elements, dork!
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[LAUGHS]
Later, losers! [LAUGHS]
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FINN: [SHOUTS]
He's just jealous that I'm gonna
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have cooler armor than him.
JAKE: Yeah, what a
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bumbleberry.
BOTH: Whoa!
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JAKE: What's the poem say?
FINN: "The sun nibbles on the
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clouds, and gum drop tears rain
down."
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I don't get it.
JAKE: Hmm.
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It means that we have to cross
that swamp.
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FINN: How'd you understand
that?
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JAKE: You don't just read the
poetry to understand it.
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You got to feel it.
Trust me, dude -- I'm smarter
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than everyone.
Now get in there!
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FINN: You're not coming?
JAKE: No way, man.
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This armor thing is your deal.
I'll wait for you on the other
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side.
[WATER SLOSHING]
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FINN: This place will be a
piece of...
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Aah!
FINN: Aaaaah!
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Oh, my gosh, I'm so sorry!
Aaaaaaaaah!
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Oh, no!
My most private parts peeped
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by a boy!
FINN: [GASPS]
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[BREATHING HEAVILY]
Aah! Pervert!
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FINN: I'm not a pervert!
You should be ashamed of
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yourself!
FINN: I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
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Aah!
My privates!
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FINN: I'm sorry!
My privates!
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FINN: I'm sorry!
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
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JAKE: You okay, man?
FINN: No!
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[BIRDS CALLING]
[LAUGHS]
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BOTH: Wha?!
What's the matter, crimson
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cheeks?
Feeling a little embarrassed in
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the swamp of embarrassment?
You're so red, you look like a
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tomato.
[LAUGHS]
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FINN: Aahhhh!
We'll see who's embarrassed when
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I get that armor!
What does the poem say?
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JAKE: Mm.
Ooh!
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"The meadow weeps as morning
sings of milk and honey and
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things to come."
FINN: What does that even
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mean?!
JAKE: It means we have to
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silence the echoing in the
woods.
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[CRYING]
[BOTH GASP]
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[CRYING CONTINUES]
FINN: Aw, man!
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I don't know how to silence
that!
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JAKE: All right, I'll handle
this one, dude.
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FINN: No. This is my burden.
JAKE: Then just make her
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think it's her idea.
That's how you make the ladies
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do what you want.
FINN: Hey, monster lady!
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Hey! Stop crying!
Huh?
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FINN: Stop crying because
that's what you want to do!
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[MUMBLES]
FINN: Huh?!
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[SCREAMING]
[GASPS]
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[COOS]
JAKE: [LAUGHS]
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She thinks you're her red-faced
baby or something.
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I think she wants you to nurse,
dude.
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FINN: No!
[CONTINUES COOING]
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[BIRDS CALLING]
>>Instrel.
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[MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING]
♪ he's Finn the blushing
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baby ♪
♪ his cheeks are bright and
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red ♪
♪ be sure to make fun of him
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before you go to bed ♪
grandfathers will sing that
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to their grandchildren for
generations to come.
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FINN: Grandfathers will not
sing that to their children!
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[SHRIEKS]
[CLANG!]
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[WHIMPERS]
Armor. [CLICKS]
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[HORSE WHINNIES]
FINN: Just wait till I have
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the armor of zeldron!
JAKE: Yeah, just you wait,
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weirdo.
Uh, Finn? Uh-oh.
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[SNORING]
FINN: Jake, you okay? Huh?
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[GRUNTS]
BOTH: Yeah!
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FINN: Awesome!
Bhoa!
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FINN: Finally.
Yah!
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Hello.
FINN: Begone, ghost!
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I'm here for the armor!
First, you have to beat my
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high score in a game of
drop ball.
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BOTH: Drop ball?
Drop ball is an extremely
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addictive, high-intensity game
designed for people everywhere.
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Here, let me show you.
[BUTT CHEEKS SQUEAK]
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One point.
[BUTT CHEEKS SQUEAK]
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Two points.
[BUTT CHEEKS SQUEAK]
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Three points.
FINN: This game looks awful.
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Oh, no.
I absolutely disagree.
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FINN: Dude, let's just kill
him and get the armor.
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JAKE: How? He's already dead.
Here. It's your turn.
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Now, I don't want you to be
intimidated, but my high score
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is six.
FINN: Guh!
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Just -- just toss it on the
ground.
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No, no, no!
You're doing it all wrong!
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Let me show you how the pros do
it.
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[GRUNTS] See?
It's all in the technique.
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Now, I'm gonna put a little
finesse into it, just to shake
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things up.
BOTH: Whoa!
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JAKE: Finn, it's so
beautiful!
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FINN: Yeah -- guess all the
embarrassment was worth it.
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Greetings, young traveler.
We know what you seek, and you
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shall receive it.
Behold -- the armor of zeldron.
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It will protect you from evil,
even ghosts.
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FINN: Huh?! Aah!
No! Dude, this is lady armor!
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JAKE: [CLICKS]
[CLICKS]
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FINN: No, not [CLICKS]
no more embarrassment!
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I don't need armor!
You did not watch my
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drop-ball technique!
BOTH: Huh?
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I give you firsthand tips
that no one else knows, and this
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is how you thank me?!
I absolutely disagree with that!
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[ROARS]
FINN: Now what?
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JAKE: Put on the armor.
It'll protect you from evil,
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even ghosts!
FINN: Never!
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Yaaaaaaah!
[SHOUTS]
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Unh!
Wah!
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[ROARS]
FINN: [CHOKING]
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JAKE: Hey!
[HISSES]
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Huh?
Mama?
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JAKE: Uh...
Yeah!
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[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] Listen
when your mother is speaking to
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you.
Yes, mama.
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JAKE: You should be ashamed
of yourself -- a boy your age
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sitting in this cave alone for
thousands of years.
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You need to go outside and get
some sunlight.
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But I...
JAKE: No back talk!
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Outside now!
[WHIMPERS]
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Aaaaaaah!
FINN: Whoa.
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Oh, thank you, Finn and Jake!
You've freed me from the
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addiction of drop ball.
JAKE: [NORMAL VOICE] No
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problem, dude.
I couldn't have done it without
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the power of embarrassment!
FINN: And I learned I don't
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need armor to be --
[BIRDS CALLING]
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[LAUGHS]
Look at you losers.
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Finn, you don't have any armor,
and your friend is dressed like
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a lady.
[LAUGHS] So not [CLICKS]
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FINN: Well, at least I don't
spend my day following a kid
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around!
Get a life, dude!
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[LAUGHTER]
JAKE: Good one, Finn.
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[LAUGHS]
Well, I've...
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Just been in the same areas
today.
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[LAUGHTER]
Yeah, right.
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JAKE: Whatever.
Be quiet!
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I -- I am more [CLICKS] than all
of you.
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FINN: Come over here and say
that to my fist!
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Okay, I will.
Whoa!
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[MOANS]
This armor's too heavy!
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No problem.
I'll just prop myself up on this
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stick.
Agh!
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Splinter!
FINN: Hey, sir slicer, maybe
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you can use this!
Here you go!
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Oh!
FINN: Free of charge.
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Oh!
JAKE: Come on, dude, let's
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get out of here.
FINN: [LAUGHS] Okay, buddy.
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JAKE: Wa-hoo!
Dude, this armor is totally
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[CLICKS]
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