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[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Good morning! [both laugh]

How are you?

Today is reunion day.

This is my seventh one.

It's hell.

Don't try to make it seem like that.

I don't like that. - No, no, you thought it was

funny too. - The question was for me, Lisa.

That's so annoying. That's so annoying to me.

- Okay. - Stop.

- You think that's okay that your sister did that?

- I will not apologize for anything my sister's done

because it's not me. - Unbelievable.

- This is Storm. - Oh, hi, Storm.

- She's very friendly.

This is gonna be the only friendly person to you

all day today. - Oh, wonderful.

- Let's go get a tea.

- So obviously, being my first reunion,

I don't really know much about it,

but I guess it means I've gotta put my big girl panties on

and go conquer the world.

You have a very big mouth. - I'm not talking

to you right now, Dorit.

Thanks so much, buh-bye. - Lisa...

Well, I'm talking to you.

- You're gonna tell me I'm not nice?

- Well, at some point, Erika, we have to be able to move on.

- Get the f... out of here.

- It's scary.

♪ ♪

- I think it's gonna be a really interesting reunion,

and I think it's gonna be quite volatile.

It just seems like some things cannot be resolved no matter

how hard you try, and I think people have an ulterior motive.

Wow, you kinda can go under and not be so nice,

be a little nasty. That's all.

- We're not acting here. This is real.

- Yes, I know that, Kim. - Sometimes the faces...

- Have they seen your face?

♪ ♪

- Sit down.

What's your deal? Relax.

You're not going to the reunion; I am.

This whole issue with Pantygate, or whatever

you wanna call it, at the end of the day,

people have to be accountable for the words

that come out of their mouth.

- I just made a bad joke. - Hey, I'm a whore!

So you know what? How do you think I feel?

- What I'm saying is... - I'm not worried

about your feelings.

I think that you guys enjoyed every minute of it,

enjoyed humiliating me, and you kept it alive.

- No, we didn't enjoy hum... - Do you think I'm enjoying

that, Erika? - And by the way...

- Kept it alive.

Come on, let's get this going.

♪ ♪

- I wanna know Dorit's facts and why she would call me

pill-popper, drug addict, someone addicted to Xanax.

- It's a flat-out lie, Lisa. - No, it's not, Dorit.

- I never said to anybody, "You have a Xanax problem."

- Dorit, shut up.

- Here we go, it's like lies, cries, and denies.

- I think you're a really sick woman.

Actually, I should bring everyone a Xanax smoothie today

because we all need it.

[upbeat music]

- Now hang around just in case I need a fast exit.

- All right, follow me here.

- Today's the day. - Okay, who brought the vodka?

- By the way, you should be so... - Do not be mean to me, okay?

- What's there to be mean to you about?

- Well, I don't know. You always find something.

- Yes, I will.

- Please bring the ladies to the stage.

Ladies to the stage, please.

- Yeah, you should be good. - Right this way.

- Don't be afraid. You have to do this.

- No, I don't wanna go. - You have to.

- Let's do it.

- Five, four, three, two...

- Hey, everybody. I'm Andy Cohen.

Welcome to "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" reunion.

With me are these scintillating and sophisticated

ladies of Beverly Hills.

I have to say, we have a housewives reunion first...

Lisa Rinna and Erika Girardi are wearing the same shoes.

- Oh. - Ooh.

- Oh, my gosh. - How about that?

- Wow. - And guess what.

We don't care. - That's right.

- Nice. - It's fine.

- You know, the one question I think we're all

wondering about Erika today...

are you wearing underwear today?

- Yeah, I am. - You are?

- Yes. - You are.

- Anyone Sharon Stone-ing it today?

- I am. I have no underwear in ode

to whatever will happen today. I figured I'd just go without.

- Really, for real? - Yeah, for real.

- I like that. - I have no underwear on.

So if I flash you, enjoy it. - Okay, well, Dorit,

Todd from Washington D.C. wants to know how you feel

about the Internet dubbing you "Doritos."

I have to assume that's not the first time

you've heard that. - I was just gonna say,

with a name like "Dorit," you can imagine how many times

I've been called that my entire life.

Then you just become numb to it, and it's like,

"Oh, that's just so original."

- It's better than "Vile." - Why?

Do people call you "Vile"? - Of course, in, you know,

elementary school. "Vile Kyle."

- Ooh. - Wow.

- Vanderpump used to call the two of you Soapy and Sudsy

last season. - I did.

- Really? - You did?

- Yeah, I did. - I don't remember that.

- Wait, Andy, let's go back to last year, shall we?

- Sorry, I just remembered that. - I never heard it.

- I guess she could've called us worse.

- Yeah. - I did that too.

- She did that too.

[laughter]

- Well, at least it's better than Brandi calling me

Vander..., right? - Yes.

- I mean, that is quite a compliment.

I mean, come on, that's gotta be the worst thing.

- Ooh, right. - Erika, you are following in

Vanderpump and Rinna's footsteps and appearing

on "Dancing with the Stars." - I am.

- Congratulations. - Thank you very much.

- Thank you. - Whoo!

- Yay, lot of fun. - So fun.

- How are you feeling about winning it all?

- I would love to bring home the Mirrorball Trophy

to the "Watch What Happens Live" clubhouse.

- Nice. - Ooh.

- "What are you gonna do with it when you when it?"

I said, "I'm taking it home to Bravo, baby."

- That's cool. - That's awesome.

- Oh, that would be good, yeah. - So pray...

- Yeah. - And vote.

- Yes. - [laughs]

- Lisa Rinna, you were the first one here to appear

on "Dancing with the Stars." Any pointers for Erika?

- We've talked, and, you know, it's really

about having fun, obviously.

I mean, Erika's a true performer.

She knows what she's doing.

It's about pacing yourself, really.

- You went far. - I got to the semifinals.

So... - That's a long way, yeah.

- I did get a long way, and she's gonna be fine,

and she could go all the way. Erika could win it.

- Lisa, Erika is paired with... - Yeah.

- Your former dance partner. - I know.

She couldn't be in better hands.

I called her, and I said that.

- She was very kind. She picked up the phone,

and she's like, "Congratulations, you're in

great hands. You're gonna have a good time."

- Yeah. - How do you feel

about Gleb showing Erika the same sexy moves

that he showed you? - Well, you know, I had him

first, so it's her turn. - I get sloppy seconds.

What can I say? - I was gonna say that,

but I thought, no, better not. - I get sloppy seconds.

And I'll take it. - Exactly, right?

- "Frigid, stoic, downright cold..."

- Ooh. - These are just a few

of the words Dorit has used to describe Erika,

but that didn't mean the Ice Queen wasn't capable

of warming up. Watch.

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♪ ♪

- Hello! - How are you?

- I see Erika walk in, and she's wearing a T-shirt.

- Thank you for having me.

- And I can't help but think to myself, "Aren't you

gonna change?" I mean, the invitation,

I think it said "stunning."

- My "T-shirt dress" just came off

the Moschino runway, but okay.

- Hi, this is a step up from the last time you

came to my party in the T-shirt dress.

- I love your hair. - It's the first compliment

I've ever gotten from you ever.

- That's not true.

This is not the first compliment I've given Dorit,

but why does that matter?

- It's sometimes very difficult to read you,

and I like to meet people.

I'm engaging; I'm, you know, talkative and so on.

- I think you're the reverse.

I've gotten to know Erika a lot better, and I think

I understand her. She's guarded because

a lot of people have judged her, and women can be mean.

- Are you being a little bit nicer to my wife now?

- I'm always nice to your... - A little bit warmer?

- Yes, of course. - Less cold.

- Well, I'm a cold fish, but, once you get to know me,

I'm very warm.

- The sweeter and nicer I am... It's like this stone-cold wall.

I'm accused of being cold 'cause I don't cry.

- No. - [sniffles]

- You're not cold at all.

♪ ♪

- I really didn't wanna cry today.

My mom sometimes was so trusting and so open, you know,

and she got hurt a lot.

- You didn't cry when you were a kid either.

- Nope.

I remember saying, "I'll never be like that.

I'll never f... ing be that weak."

- She didn't kill your child, and she didn't, like...

- Hey, Eileen... - It's okay, it's okay.

- You don't know what I deal with every night.

- I don't, actually, I don't. - That's really insensitive.

- It's okay, baby. It's okay.

- I'm sorry. - It's all right.

- [exhales sharply] - It's okay.

- Oh, this is kind of early in the day for this.

- It's okay. It's fine.

- Maybe it's all just a mask.

I don't quite understand it, but clearly the Ice Queen

is kind of melting.

- [sobbing]

- Take a deep breath. It's okay.

- Okay.

- Well, hello. - [chuckles]

- Dorit, Karen from Denver said, "Who cares if Erika wore

"a T-shirt dress to your birthday party?

"It's just plain rude to call attention

"to a party guest's attire.

What was wrong with the T-shirt dress?"

- There was nothing wrong with the T-shirt dress.

You know, I wouldn't have worn it to a birthday party...

I don't know... in Beverly Hills, but I... I, you know,

I suppose it looked good.

- Erika, was it the right choice for Dorit's party?

- Yeah, I mean, it was... I'm being myself.

I'm an in... this is who I am, and yeah, I thought it was great.

- Dorit, Jarod from Bloomington, Indiana, says,

"You're beyond petty. You clearly wanted

"to pick a fight with Erika from day one, pointing out

she'd never complimented you. What was that about?"

- Well, I definitely never wanted to pick a fight

with Erika from day one. In fact, we have some people

in common, and I thought Erika and I were gonna be

the fastest friends. We sort of got off

on the wrong foot. My intention was never to,

you know, sort of have friction with her.

- What about pointing out that she had never complimented you?

- Listen, I just want to say this.

First of all, that was a joke.

A lot of the things that I say, it's meant in good humor.

It was meant to be playful and funny.

- Did you take it as playful and funny?

- Not really.

Listen, there is a drop of truth in all kidding.

That's how you get away with sh...

♪ ♪

- Coming up...

- Well, Dorit does go on. I mean, I love her dearly,

but at some point... - Whoo!

- Oh, thank you. - Ah!

- There is a drop of truth in all kidding.

That's how you get away with sh...

♪ ♪

- Not really though, Erika.

- There's a drop of truth in every piece of humor.

- Do you believe that that's true?

- You know, with something that's either sensitive, or,

you know, making light of it is to try and take the intensity

or the seriousness out of something.

It's not necessarily... It's like, you know,

you can't live a life where you can't bring something up

and always be PC and always say the right thing.

- Erika, you also said, in Hong Kong, that Dorit

says boring sh... And you say important sh...

- [chuckles] - Can you give us some examples?

- Dorit talks a lot, and I don't... you know,

that's exactly what I meant, she was talking a lot,

and I was waiting. That's exactly what I meant.

- Vanderpump, is Erika being fair to Dorit?

- Well, Dorit does go on. I mean, I love her dearly,

but at some point... - Whoo!

- Oh, thank you. - What... no, no.

- You guys didn't really discover something.

I mean... [overlapping chatter]

- What sometimes I might accomplish

in a couple of sentences, Dorit's kind of, like,

getting into it. - Well, it doesn't mean that

it's boring. - No.

- I do tend... have a tendency to go on.

- On. - I am one of those people

that what's on my lung is on my tongue.

- Eileen, in Hong Kong, in an attempt to help Erika

and Dorit patch things up, you made the comment,

"It's not like Dorit killed your kid."

Did you regret the words immediately after you said them,

or did you realize... - No, honestly, I... I had no

intent at all... those words had no intention on that level.

I could've said, "She didn't kill your puppy..."

- Yeah. - I believe that.

- Which is really what I was feeling.

- I believe that too. - I know.

- Yeah, I believe that too. - It was nothing about...

It was like, oh, my God.

It was shocking in the moment for me, obviously,

'cause there was a lot of energy coming at me and a lot

of sadness and a lot of big stuff.

- Fear, fear. - Okay, a lot of things...

- Yeah. - But I never felt like she was

personally attacking me. When I took a couple breaths,

it felt like something else was going on.

- Erika, I was taken aback by how emotional

you got in that moment. - Yeah.

- Did you surprise yourself? I mean...

- Well, again, I didn't want to do it, and...

- You didn't want to do what? - I didn't wanna...

I don't like to break down like that, you know,

and lose control because I really did, and that is

something that could possibly happen, and something that,

you know, I kind of think of from time to time, so...

- Your son is a police officer. - Of course, of course.

- Yeah, and, you know, so

I just texted my boy right before we had dinner,

and he was attending the funeral of a police officer

who was murdered. - Oh.

- So when you said that... - Of course.

- I was like, "Mmgh." - Yeah, it was a perfect storm.

- It looked pretty awkward between you and Eileen

the next day in Hong Kong. - I felt terrible.

- Well, why didn't you talk to Eileen right away?

- I don't know, but I f... I don't know, but I feel

terrible about it, and I'll apologize again.

- Oh, you're so sweet. - Thank you.

- Actually, what never aired is that, the next day,

she offered me her fabulous glam squad for the dinner

that we were having together that night.

- I was just like peace offering, like, come on.

- And I... I knew what that was.

- Oh, wait. - Whoo.

- Fab. - Love the hair.

- Smokin'. - Do you feel pretty?

- Yes, amazing. - Do you feel pretty?

- I do. - There you go.

The hottest girl in high school.

- So they never saw us doing... - I would never want to...

- The makeup. - Explode on someone

that's been good to me, and that was just a moment of meltdown.

I had a meltdown. - And I think I knew that too.

- And sometimes that happens, you know?

We're human beings, and sometimes we just snap.

- It was such a shocking moment.

- Yeah. - It was like we were sitting

there, and when... All of a sudden, it was like

someone took over Erika's body. - [laughs]

- It was even... it was like a different voice even came out.

- Yeah, well, yeah. - I just felt bad for Eileen

because she was like, "What have I done?"

- She was just trying. - We all felt bad for Eileen.

- I just sat there just going, "Wow."

- It was, yeah, the kind of reaction didn't, you know,

fit the crime. - I mean, not my finest moment

for sure. - Erika, you told the ladies

that you purposefully don't discuss your son with them.

- Yeah. - Why?

- Because he prefers it that way.

He... he needs to remain in his private space.

- It's about safety. I mean, if he wasn't

a police officer, maybe it would be different, but I completely

understand the situation and wanting to protect your child.

- I'm interested in your own experience

as the mom of a police officer.

Talk to me about the emotion that you carry around

with you all day. - Well, it's not just me.

I think that anyone whose son, daughter, or husband/wife

that's in law enforcement, you know, you worry.

You know that anything is possible.

That is my greatest fear. I don't want to overstate it

and make it more dramatic than it should be.

And this child has wanted to be a police officer

since the time he could walk and talk.

I knew this was his life path. I mean, that's just

the way it is, and I'm very proud of him, but it is scary

at nighttime; that's why, you know, I'm happy

he lives with me 'cause, you know, I hear him pull up,

I'm like, "Whew," you know? It's a little...

It's a little weight off my... - He lives with you?

- Yeah, it's a little weight off my shoulders.

- What does he think of the show?

- He's proud of his mom, you know?

He says he doesn't watch, but somehow or another

he tends to know... - Oh, my God.

- He tends to know what's going on, right?

- I love that.

- So... but, yeah, you know,

and he gets it at work, you know?

They know his mom's on the show.

- Erika, Julie from Memphis wants to know,

"Do you not wanna show emotion, or is it just hard for

you to show it?" There is a difference.

- I know, I'm just very sensitive, and I choose

to reveal myself slowly. So it's not that

I don't want to. It's just a slower process

for me, yeah.

- I never got that, by the way.

I don't know what it was. I have no idea.

I just... I never felt that she was cold.

- I never did either. - But I think that sometimes

you connect with people, certain people, like

Kyle and I connect, you know? And, you know, and you connect

with certain personalities a little bit quicker.

- And I think when you are so sensitive,

you're extra guarded because... - That's what I think.

- You're so scared of what's gonna come out.

- Oh, my God. - That's a lot of emotion.

- 100%. - Erika, Miriam from

Edina, Minnesota, said, "It was very touching

when your mom said that she was hard on you"...

- Yes. - Gosh.

- "Growing up"... - Yes.

- "And explains a little bit about your tough exterior."

- It did, and I was so happy because it really did validate

how I felt as a child, and I was wondering, you know,

am I being kind of, like, a brat or hard on my... you know,

like a baby, but no, I wasn't. In fact, she was very critical,

very hard, but I think she was trying to toughen me up

and raise me the best way she knew how.

- When you were little, when you wanted to audition

for something, I had you make the phone call.

- Yes, you did, yes. - Do you remember?

When you got a part, you spoke with the people on the phone,

and back when $25 was a lot, I would let you go

into the store and cash the check and come out

so you knew how to talk to people.

- Yeah, you did, for sure. - Yeah, it was hard on you.

- Can I ask you, did you go to the reverse,

so, you know, when you raised your son,

did you kind of change that? - Well, no...

- Because I know, like, my parents never told me

they loved me, so I went the complete opposite.

- Was your mom tough on you?

- I think they were just... Like, they're more removed

emotionally, and it's a funny thing, because when Kyle says,

"Oh, you're so reserved. You're so British,"

often my family say, "Oh, you're so American now.

You're so kind of open. You're so, like, emotional."

I wonder... - No, my mother always hugged me

and told me she loved me, but she wanted me to grow up

faster that I really did... - Right.

- And put me, like I said, in some adult situations

that I really couldn't navigate, you know?

- Yeah. - I really didn't...

It was overwhelming, so, no, my son still gets

hugs and kisses, and I think he hates it

every minute, so, yeah.

- All right, we gotta take a break.

We'll be right back.

♪ ♪

Coming up...

- You and I had a moment where you reached out to me,

and that was a powerful moment.

♪ ♪

- After their trip last year to Dubai turned sour,

Lisa Vanderpump, Lisa Rinna, and Eileen tried to coexist,

each in her own way.

Now, that didn't always work. Watch.

- Are you okay with Lisa Vanderpump?

- I know what she's about. I know who she is.

That's not gonna change. Whatever, I'm fine with that.

- Even with, like, Lisa Rinna and Lisa Vanderpump,

I'm sure they're gonna be okay eventually, don't you think?

Even though Vanderpump is more angry at Rinna,

I think she's going to be more likely to forgive her

sooner because Rinna's a little easier to manipulate.

- Sorry I missed your barbeque, darling.

- No, you're not, and I'm not sorry you weren't there either.

- Just trying to be nice.

- Where does one even find something like that?

- Where does one find something like that?

- I'm not telling you any of my secrets.

- I know you're not, you know.

Why would I even think you would?

- God only knows.

- I have tried to be so careful with how I use my words.

- Come on, now's your big moment.

Remember how you "own it, own it"?

This is your chance. "Own it!"

Eileen, I meant to say, um, I'm sorry...

- Oh, my God.

- I heard that your mother died.

- [laughs]

- I only just heard two days ago.

- Oh, thank you.

At first, I thought that Lisa Vanderpump is finally

about to apologize to me.

It's not happening, and I'm an idiot.

I can't find my husband. I'm gonna go track him down.

- I saw him. He was in the corner

with his head up somebody's skirt.

Well, I hope I didn't offend her, really... ish.

Every year, over 10,000 dogs are slaughtered at Yulin.

- I'm here because I wanted to understand more

about what she's doing 'cause I've only heard

a little bit about it.

I absolutely feel like my feelings are softening

towards Lisa Vanderpump.

She and I had our issues, but that doesn't mean

she doesn't have feelings.

Hi, buddies. - Oh, you found your

favorite already? - Hi, buddies.

- Eileen, Natalie from San Jose said, "British humor my ass.

"It wasn't funny when Vanderpump joked about Vinny

"being up some woman's skirt. Were you tempted to say

more than you did?" - Oh, I was definitely tempted

to say more than I did, but I really came back

this season trying to take the high road.

I certainly understand what you're trying to say

every time you say something with "British humor."

I'm not stupid. - I shouldn't have said it.

I was having fun, and I don't think his head...

- Uh-huh, again, at whose expense?

Your message was loud and clear.

I got that you hadn't really let go...

- I hadn't, really.

- Seeing you this year in your interviews

only made me realize that I was right.

- Right about what? - Just about how you kind of

can go under and not be so nice, be a little nasty.

That's all. - I apologize for that.

- Wow. - You wanted a reaction.

- Yeah, I was just kind of, like, just being

a bit provocative, yeah.

- Eileen, you surprised Lisa Vanderpump in Hong Kong

by deciding to go with her and Dorit to view

the Yulin documentary filming. - Wasn't that bold, Andy?

[woman laughs]

- Why did you do that? Why did you go?

- I really kind of wanted to see if there was a possibility

of bridging a gap. - There was just suddenly

a connection, and it kind of changed everything.

- Lisa Rinna, you accused Lisa Vanderpump of enjoying

seeing you in the hot seat.

- Yeah, doesn't it feel good to be at your house hosting a party

and just zinging me? Doesn't it feel good?

- We're not like you, Rinna. - It feels good.

- Why do you think that brings her so much joy?

- Well, you'd have to ask her.

- Well, does it bring you joy to see Rinna in the hot seat?

- Um... yes, it does.

[laughter]

She gave me so much sh... last year.

- Do you like it when she gets in trouble

with the other ladies? - Shut up. You like it more.

- Shut up. I like it, but I like watching you...

- You love it. - Because you like it.

Kyle, does Lisa Vanderpump enjoy this?

- I think she does a little bit, right?

Well, she just said it. - She was... it was obvious that

she was enjoying it. It was obvious.

- You just said it yourself, you enjoy it a little bit, right?

- Vanderpump, the last thing you said to Rinna

at your diamonds and rosé party was that you'll

whip her into shape yet.

- Look, there's a lot about Lisa I like.

I enjoy playing with her because she is somebody like Kyle.

You can have fun with her, and she hits it right back to you,

and she's got a good sense of humor.

However, there's a lot of things about her I don't like,

and I want to strangle her. I really do.

- You know, you had said to me before Hong Kong that you were

willing to go back to where we were before,

and I feel that if you're gonna say it, mean it.

And I feel the same way. - But then all the other

sh... came up in Hong Kong. - What other sh...?

We were all going through sh... - [speaking indistinctly]

To my friend.

- Were people doing coke in your bathroom?

- Oh, come on.

She was devastated.

- We were all devastated. [overlapping chatter]

- Well, she was... she was... - I cried.

- Crying to me. - Well, no one was more

devastated than I was. - Thinking we were friends.

- Give me a break. - Well, exactly.

- Sitting in my room that night crying her eyes out.

- Lisa, this isn't about you. - But it is about me,

because when you give a low blow to my friend,

of course I'm gonna be defensive.

- Well, you gave a low blow to my friend.

- There were a lot of low blows,

so, you know, there's a lot of low blows.

- There's a lot of low blows happening here.

- We're all in the same boat. - And you back each other

up, exactly. - We don't have to

love each other. It's okay if we just, you know,

do our sarcastic joking, but you and I had a moment

where you reached out to me, and that was a powerful moment.

I know, it's a horrible thing.

We shared a moment with a really special person.

When we went to get those ponies.

- What happened? - Oh, and the person

passed away, right? - Yes.

- It was awful. - It's horrible.

- Who passed away? - He and his wife, I think.

- He and his wife were killed. - Terry and his wife, Terry.

- Terry, who flew the plane. - Oh.

- Who flew the plane? - Yeah, remember when we went

to get the ponies? - Yes.

- They were at Ken's party, right?

- Yeah, they were at Ken's party.

- 'Cause they were lovely, you know, they were lovely.

- You met them, but Lisa spent all day with him.

He was flying his helicopter. - And it crashed?

- Yeah, it crashed, and I just thought, my God, it just

puts everything in perspective, but then I see the tape,

and I... - Get pissed off,

which I understand, but still, there was this moment

that happened. - Yeah, exactly.

- Well, I'm glad you had that moment,

and I feel like you guys are on the path to good things.

We'll be right back.

♪ ♪

Coming up...

We got a lot of questions for PK.

How do you feel about him joining the group?

- What can I do? It's not my show.

♪ ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Hey, everybody, it's Andy Cohen.

We're back with more of "The Real Housewives

of Beverly Hills" reunion.

Well, never at a loss for words or an accent with which

to say them, this new housewife blew into Beverly Hills

with multiple nannies, an opinionated husband,

and an '80s pop icon. Hello, Dorit.

- How are you? - Hello, gorgeous.

- Hi, people.

- Ken and I have known PK for quite a few years

when he was actually married to somebody else,

and then he married the wonderful Dorit.

This is Dorit. - So beautiful.

- Are you Israeli? - My father's Israeli.

I wasn't raised speaking Hebrew, but I love languages.

- Yeah. - Don't you hear

an English accent, though? - No English people think

I sound even remotely... - Can you tell? Obviously you...

- [in British voice] Do you hear it? People do tell...

PK, people do tell me I have it, but I don't understand.

- What a dump. - Georgie!

- Oh, there she is.

- Boy George, he's a big part of the family.

I mean, he lives here for crying out loud.

Am I okay to represent you in Jimmy Kimmel tonight?

- Oh, yeah, you look great. - Yeah?

I have two little munchkins.

Who's the prince of the castle?

I love my children more than anything in this world,

but I have a lifestyle where I depend immensely on the nannies.

Currently, my staff includes Peggy, who's baby nurse,

Neila, Jagger's main nanny, and then I've got a few nannies

for Jagger and Phoenix, to fill in,

three full-time housekeepers, and Tiffany,

who's my husband's assistant.

- God, there's so much to go through.

- Dorit, I'll get you a Birkin if you jump.

- A Birkin?

- Say "Birkin" in just about any situation,

and you're probably gonna get me to do just about anything.

[yelling]

- [laughing] [indistinct chatter]

♪ ♪

- And that is how you get a Birkin.

[clicks tongue]

[laughter]

- So literally that is the Birkin you got

for jumping off the boat?

- Yes. - Wow.

[laughter]

Ladies, what would you do for a Birkin bag?

- I've done it already and then some.

[laughter]

- I don't have a Birkin, but I'd probably do

something for something else.

[laughter]

For a piece of jewelry. - Dorit... Dorit, why does

Boy George live with you?

- Well, he lives with us when he's in LA because he's...

He's between London and Los Angeles.

So when he has projects, I've got a big house

and extra room, and it just makes things easier.

- You got a lot of heat on social media

about the way that you parent.

Judith from Nebraska said, "Why do you have so many nannies

"if you pride yourself on being a good mother?

Isn't there such a thing as too much help?"

- Well, you have to understand my husband and I travel

a lot for work or I have events in the evening,

so I need coverage around the clock, so it's... they're

kind of on hand, but even when the nannies are there,

if I'm present, they're not necessarily...

It's not like I'm not choosing to

spend the time with my children.

- I did not... I've never had a nanny, but I also think

it's different when... I had my baby at 19,

and I just kind of got thrown into that,

and all of a sudden I was a mom, and that's just what I did,

you know, every single second.

I think it's also very different, you know,

when you have your kids later, and they're working,

so I don't judge and know what works for everybody.

- Erika, you were how old when you had your son?

- 20. - 20.

- And I was not working. I was a full-time mom, so, um,

there was no nanny. - Wow, you were 20.

I was 20. - Wow.

Dorit, Troy from Minneapolis

wants to know if your large staff lives with you.

- No. - You have three

full-time maids? - Yes.

- Wow, I mean... - Can I have one?

[laughter]

I lend them out. - I'd like another.

- Are you that dirty? - No, I'm that clean.

- Andy. - You're that clean?

- I'm that tidy. - Ah, okay, I get it.

- Exactly.

- Rob from Laughlin, Nevada, said, "How do you explain

everybody except you hearing an accent?"

- It's not that I don't hear an accent...

- But you do have an accent, it's just I don't

believe it's put on.

I think it's 'cause her father's Israeli,

she's married to a Brit. - My parents are not American.

- How many different languages do you speak?

- Four fluently. - Wow.

- What languages? - Hebrew, Italian, Spanish,

and English.

- Say, "Andy, you look gorgeous."

- In Hebrew? - Yeah.

- [speaking Hebrew]

- Thank you. - Mm.

[laughter]

- Jake from Eugene, Oregon, said, "Dorit, I watched a video

"of you from 2013 on YouTube, and you had no accent at all,

and that was just a few years ago, so what gives?"

- I really was inspired by 1950s, '60s glamour.

It's classic, it's timeless, and I wanted to put

a modern twist on it.

I can't answer that. I've been...

Someone else had said that in the show, actually, and...

- Well, Rinna said... Rinna said your accent was fake.

- I know. - I did?

Both: Yes. - Really?

- Yes. - Own it.

- You know.

Real class. - Yeah, you too, Dorit.

I'm low class? Really?

Oh, from the woman who comes from Connecticut

and uses a fake British, Australian,

South African whatever accent.

I don't remember. - No, I was really...

I was really surprised when I heard that from Rinna

because she never said that to me.

- There's a lot of amnesia this season.

- There was so much, by the way, there was so amnesia this...

This was the season of we all need some Ginkgo biloba.

- Erika, what did you think of Dorit's impersonation of you?

- [nasally] "You're desperate for my friendship.

You're desperate for my relationship."

- Yeah, okay.

- [laughs] - Okay, yeah.

- [chuckles] - We got a lot of questions

for PK, who's gonna be joining us in a little bit.

- Yes. - Uh...

how do you feel about him joining this discussion?

- You know, I was most nervous about that because

his intentions are always good, and him and I

are very protective of one another,

so I wouldn't wanna think that six women are going to...

Or five women are going to attack him.

You know, equally so, it's his chance to also have,

you know, a voice and say what he has to say.

- How do you feel about him joining the group?

- What can I do? It's not my show.

♪ ♪

- All right, we gotta take a break.

We'll be right back.

Coming up...

- I'm not calling her a nasty person.

I'm calling you a nasty person for saying that sh... about me.

♪ ♪

- Welcome back to "The Real Housewives

of Beverly Hills" reunion.

I'm Andy Cohen, and, you know,

Erika Jayne may be expensive,

but her friends are no strangers to luxury either.

Put on your cash-colored lenses for a glimpse

of the Beverly Hills lifestyle.

- How many carats is that? - 10.5.

I always like things that are a little over the top.

You know, I want this, I want this.

- I love shopping. It's like hunting.

- I think I have to have this. - It's beautiful.

- Can this go tighter? - How much is that?

- $920,000. - If I bought that,

I wouldn't have anything left for shoes.

- That's gonna be hot. - I wore these instead.

I thought you would... - Oh, they're pretty.

- Can you bring python back into the states?

- Sparkle alone more than a bitch's house.

[horn honking]

- I got you the new one. - [squeals]

[engine revving]

I can't even imagine how much this car cost.

- I got rockstar parking. - You got a rockstar car.

That's why. - Well, you gotta go fast.

- It's embarrassing. Dorit, could you have

not gotten a more relatable, humble car

to come feed these people?

Oh, my God. Awkward.

- Let's have some fun.

[people cheering]

[energetic music]

- Oh, there's people already here.

- Happy birthday, darling! - Oh, my God!

- Blinis and caviar.

- There's nothing in this party I could've done better,

but it's gotta have a real... [bell dings]

[cheers and applause] Boy George!

- [chuckles] [cheers and applause]

Hi, beautiful people.

[mariachi music] - You're in México!

Both: Wow.

- Look at the ocean. - Kyle!

- Oh, lovely. - This is very fancy.

These people have some money.

- We're going to Hong Kong.

- [shrieks] - Oh, my God, I love this.

- Oh. - Wow.

- The juxtaposition of the city and the skyscrapers

with the harbor... it's just magnificent.

[gong clangs]

- ♪ It's expensive to be me ♪

- Oh, yes, there's what we need to kick this party off.

My glam squad's here, per usual.

Cheers.

It costs a lot of money to bring them here, but it's worth it.

Welcome to Mykonos. - [squeals]

- That's right, bitches.

People: Yeah! [camera shutter clicking]

- Yes. - Own it!

- Mmm. - Rich bitches unite!

- ♪ It's expensive to be me ♪

- [laughs]

[laughter and applause]

- Whoo. - That's great.

- You ladies like the hot package.

- Fun. - It was a good time.

- Do you go out and buy an entirely new

wardrobe for big trips? - Not an entirely new wardrobe,

but there are pieces, and there were some pieces

that I bought for Dubai that I worked into

the Hong Kong wardrobe. Nothing goes wasted.

It all finds a place. - It's very practical for you.

- I loved... it is practical. - It's not practical...

- Super practical. - But everything finds a place.

It's not like you buy things and they sit there, you know?

- Smart. - You know, we're always working

them in. - Will of you wear

these outfits again? - Probably not, no.

- I will. - I will.

- I don't, normally. I don't normally because

it has so many memories... - Bad memories.

[overlapping chatter]

- You will wear this again? - Well, I will wear this again

because I think Victoria Beckham you can always wear with...

- But the day is young, Lisa. - That's true, I may be...

I may be burning it. - It may be in shreds.

[laughter]

- Actually, I will wear this again.

- Our reunion dresses...

- Really? - And like, yeah, finale

scary moment dresses. - Wait, you have what?

- I have a section in my closet that has all

the reunion dresses lined up. - There you go.

- Oh, you do? - And, like, scary moments

on the show dresses, like season one finale.

- That's funny. - The dress with the holes

going down. - Yes.

- Oh, my. - Yes.

- You will never wear that again.

- I will never, ever touch that dress again.

You better f... verify it... - Stop it, stop it, stop it.

- Right now. - Stop it.

- You are a liar and sick and an alcoholic.

- Stop it.

- We should open a housewives museum of clothing.

- You really should. - Erika, Jeremy from Atlanta

wants to know where you hung the Chagall painting.

- It's currently on the dining room floor.

- What? - As one would have a Chagall.

- Is that a good place for a Chagall?

- Well, I just haven't hung it. It's in the dining room,

and it's just laid up against the wall.

- Dorit, Lesley from Louisville said, "PK spent

$230,000 on a car."

- Honey, come down, I want you to meet someone.

- What are you talking about?

[gasps] Oh, my God, no.

- Happy birthday. - No, Bubba, no.

- "Does it fly? Seriously, what's

so great about it?" - I mean, Bentley's

a beautiful car, so... - It's handmade.

- Yeah. - Do you love it?

- Love it. - Vanderpump, is Dorit's

Bentley similar to yours, just a different color?

- Ooh. - No?

- Mine's Rolls-Royce. - Oh, you... oh, sorry.

- Oh, my. - Don't get it twisted.

- Sorry. - Oh, my.

- Kyle, Patricia from Naperville, Illinois,

is curious after the Italian speeding ticket.

- I think we're only going, like, 85 miles an hour.

- Do you really think so?

- "Realizing how fast Mauricio likes to drive,

"have you been tempted to tell him

to get rid of his Lamborghini?"

- No, you know, but when we drive together,

I'm always, like, on him about speeding

because, you know, he knows.

He doesn't go too fast normally because he doesn't

wanna deal with the wrath of me.

- Erika, you've got your hair guy, your makeup guy,

and then you have Mikey, who's your creative director.

- Yeah, yeah, but he's also... - Does Mikey need to be there?

- Yeah, he does. - He does.

- He does, he really does. He's the glue that keeps

the ship together. - I'd like a Mikey.

- I know. - I really would.

- I was asking your glam squad backstage

what class you fly them. - And what did they say?

- They said business class. - That's right.

- You flew them all business class to Hong Kong?

- I did. - Three of them.

- And Dubai. - They flew better than we did.

- Yeah, they did. - That's incredible.

Why? - Because I can.

You know, you get your best product when you give

and they give back, and I learned that from Tom.

You know, Tom has always been very generous

with his employees, and I am too, you know?

And that's how you create a good relationship.

- And, Dorit, you travel with your glam squad as well.

- I do, I mean, sometimes. - Wow.

- My husband and I travel a lot.

The places that we go often, I have a glam squad there.

I mean, I have people that do... - Right.

- My hair and makeup, but other times, yes.

- What class do you fly your glam squad in?

- Ugh, they're gonna kill me after this, thanks, Erika.

[laughter]

- Back of the bus. - Well, I can tell you

for future, probably business. - Right, right.

[laughter]

Coming up...

- It's like saying to somebody, "Don't look at

the pink elephant." - Are you comparing her vagina

to a pink elephant?

- Ugh.

- No one wants to. I definitely got that feeling.

So you say how you feel, and be yourself, but don't feel

like you're going in there having to defend yourself.

- Don't tell me too much, baby. - And be charming and funny,

and I love you so much, PK. - I love you too.

- Hi, PK, how are you? - I'm good, you?

♪ ♪

- Pray that I have energy.

- Are you nervous for your first reunion?

- Yes. - Oh, you're just gonna love it.

- I'm a little bit nervous.

- Need to knock that bitch out.

- Okay, we are rolling and recoding.

Three, two...

- Welcome back to "The Real Housewives

of Beverly Hills" reunion.

Joining us is Dorit's husband, PK Kemsley.

Hey, PK. - Hey, how you doing?

- Great to see you. - Good to see you.

- How do you feel about being here today?

- I'm a little bit nervous.

It's a nice, beautiful setting.

I got dressed up.

[laughter]

- Can I just say, though, Andy, it's not PK Kemsley.

PK is Paul Kemsley. - Paul Kemsley.

- Oh. [laughter]

- So you are Paul? - I'm Paul.

- It was really cool seeing Boy George on the show.

You've only managed him for a few years.

- Yeah, only three years.

People think that's my main job.

It's not my main job. It's kind of my passion.

My main job is as an entrepreneur,

so I invest in businesses.

- Well, you know, people who watch the show are very nosy.

We got a lot of questions wanting to know basically

how you got so rich. Is there a short answer?

- I started richer. - You started richer?

- Yeah, my history is real estate and hedge funds.

I started in business in '95, and I spent the first 25 years

in my career in real estate.

- You've taken some heat online for getting so involved

with Dorit and her friends.

Were you sticking your nose where it didn't belong,

or is it the natural part of being a husband?

- I think the answer to that is a bit of both.

Certainly, if I look back now, maybe I did get involved where

I shouldn't have got involved. Dorit's quite capable

of handling things herself, and, more often than not, my input

wasn't much appreciated, so...

[laughter] Maybe 50/50.

- Well, when Erika made the fateful decision

not to wear underwear, PK, according to his wife,

could not stop staring at Erika's hoo-ha.

After all, isn't that what every straight man

with a pulse would do? - [laughs]

- Take a peek.

- Erika, Kyle needs some underwear.

- I don't have any. - Oh, oh!

- Whoo! - [laughing]

- My snatch has been covered.

- I thought it was underwear until she said

she wasn't wearing any. - I saw what Mr. Girardi's been

munching on for the last 20 years.

[laughing]

- What am I supposed to say? - What do you mean?

- "Close your legs, darling. I don't like the view"?

I didn't mind the view.

- PK's talking about it, and he's staring at it.

Ew.

Ew!

- I think I need to buy someone a little gift.

- This could go really, really, really, really wrong.

- A little present for her. - Oh, these are beautiful.

- Aren't they? - But let's be clear as to why

I didn't have underwear on.

It's 'cause I had a white dress on,

and I didn't want lines, not because of any other reason.

- It wasn't that I thought you were trying

to seduce my husband or anything of that.

- Oh, you've been talking about it with other people.

Oh, now you think I did this on purpose.

Uh, no, no, no, no, no.

Now I'm a little pissed.

I'm gonna give you some really good piece of advice

in front of everyone.

The more you talk about sh..., the worse it gets.

♪ ♪

Let me ask you this.

Do you think I'm really gonna like you after everything

that happened with the underwear situation?

- So then say it for crying out loud.

Don't pretend like you're over it.

- Really? How do you think I feel?

When the whole conversation is about me and my vag.

- Why can't you be like, "I f... ed up.

I'm so sorry that my husband"... - Lisa, this is the first time...

- "Was glaring at your f... ing vagina"?

- Are you f... ing kidding me?

- I'm not f... ing kidding you.

- F... that, don't mess with my marriage!

- I get that. - And that's exactly

what you did. Oh, look, I'm out there

flashing everyone's f... ing husband.

- Let me ask you a question.

Do you trust your husband?

- Implicitly. - Okay, because why would she

be so threatened by Erika... - That is a weird thing to say.

- If you really trusted your husband?

♪ ♪

- Okay, I wanna get into this.

Erika, I noticed at the beginning of that piece

it was very uncomfortable for you to watch that.

- Sure. - Why?

- It's embarrassing, you know? Because it's not something

that was done on purpose. It was something that was

made into something that it wasn't.

- There's nothing wrong with not wearing underwear.

I mean, all of us... - Clearly there was that night.

- But I better be careful, 'cause PK's sitting right there.

- Sorry, that's not true, Eileen.

- And I better keep these legs closed, I would say.

- Well, certainly if you've... - That's rude.

- Got, you know, another Rinna and an Eileen, of course,

whatever happens will turn... - I mean, that's what we're

talking about. - Into multiplied.

- But what I'm saying is... - By ten thousand.

- I certainly would never try purposefully to open my legs

because you're sitting there. - Excuse me, I did not accuse

her of that at all. - But you did say you're sit...

- She announced that she did not have underwear on.

It's like saying to somebody, "Don't look

at the pink elephant," okay? She said, "I'm not wearing

any underwear." - Are you comparing her vagina

to a pink elephant? - No.

- Well, she was asked. She didn't announce it.

- Yeah, I didn't announce it. I was asked.

- And then that prompted the answer.

- And I said, "No, I don't have on any underwear,"

and then it became, okay, and... You know what, listen.

This has gone on way too long.

- Way too long. - Agreed. Way too long.

- Erika, can I just clear something up?

Because I never stood staring at you.

It's just absolute nonsense.

- Did you see? - I... I caught a glance,

and, at that point, I never looked again.

And I was trying, to a certain... - I don't care that you saw

up my skirt. - To a certain extent, Erika,

I was making light heart of it.

I realize now that that went on far too long,

and I totally agree with you.

I can't believe we're sitting here still talking about it.

- Erika, because you're so overt with your...

- No, no, no, don't... - No, no, no, no...

- Please, don't do that. - No, no, I'm just saying...

- Please, don't do that. Please don't confuse a stage

persona with what we're doing. - You're wearing the word "..."

around your neck. Like, I didn't think, to you,

this would be a big deal at all. - No, that's not the same thing

as having someone look up your skirt and then say,

"I quite liked the view," and then, you know,

imply that that's something I did on purpose, and...

- When did I ever say that you did it on purpose ever?

It's very frustrating when you're accused of something

that you didn't do. - Oh, I was accusing...

Hey, wait. - Erika, I understand that...

- I was accused of that too. - She's getting really

worked up. - I'm talking about...

- But you can't defend her, PK. - No, I'm...

- She seemed very upset about it.

- She's a member of the cast.

- Erika, I'm always gonna defend her, and I'm here

to defend her, but let me just... - Why, why are you here

to defend her? - Because I know what

her intentions were, and I know she's not a nasty person.

- I'm not calling her a nasty person.

I'm calling you a nasty person for saying...

- She was trying to be fun. - That sh... about me.

♪ ♪

- Next time, the reunion continues...

- Were people at your house doing coke?

- You have a very big mouth. - Dorit, shut up, so do you.

- Why are you taking my inventory?

We don't do that in this program, sweetheart.

- You don't tell me what I do in any program, Kim.

- You're gonna tell me I'm not nice?

Get the f... out of here.

- This is the bag of pills.

- I travel with it, and I always have it with me,

but the funny thing is... - Do you know which one

is which? - I know everything in here.

- It's like lies, cries, and denies.

- Such f... ing bullsh...

- Well, Lisa, hold on.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- I just can't.

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