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Reading Rock Festival 1979 is
deliriously thrilled to welcome
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the holy trinity of Edwin Droodl
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On electric fiddle, the
legendary Roy Pilgriml
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- Are you sure you know where you're going?
- I'll be fine.
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Morning. Is there a
problem? What's happened?
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Do you know Mr Pilgrim?
We're getting no reply.
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I'm his fiancée. He should be
in. He's expecting me at nine.
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What's this all about?
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Roy?
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Roy?
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In here!
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What the hell's happened to you?
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Got a crack on the back of the head. Thought
they'd gone. One caught me from behind.
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They rifled the safe and
then cuffed me to this thing,
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so I couldn't raise the alarm.
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I think you'll need a hacksaw.
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Before we go into this,
there is another matter
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concerning a...
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What kind of sick games
have you been playing?!
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How many of you saw this girl?
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We all did, sir.
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Where is she? Her mother's
worried out of her mind.
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Who?
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The pretty little thing you
invited for tea and crumpets!
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Don't pull that innocent routine!
Why do you think the police are here?
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Francine, I haven't a clue...
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Mr Pilgrim, can you tell us where you
were at four o'clock yesterday afternoon?
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Is this a joke?
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I haven't moved from here in 20 hours!
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I'm not Harry Houdini! Is
someone trying to be funny?
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Nothing funny about a
missing person, Mr Pilgrim.
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We know she left home yesterday
morning for this address.
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It appears she was seen by six eye-witnesses
entering your house through this door
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at 4.00, as the school bus was arriving.
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- Someone's putting you on.
- Mr Pilgrim, a straight answer, please!
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Did you let a 16-year-old girl named
Tracy Cook into this house yesterday?
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I don't know what you're playing
at, but let's lay it to rest now.
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I've been sat here staring at these
four walls since midday yesterday
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till the moment you arrived.
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And, on my granny's grave, no one has
come in through those French windows.
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OK, so, if your friend in the back
could stick an old sock in it this time,
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perhaps we can get this one alone to
give the illusion that we have a brain!
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OK... go.
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"At the post box, look fore and aft to see
the sea. What year does it appear to be?"
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- Fore and aft...
- It's in front of us and behind us.
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- To see the sea...
- Tough one.
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To see the sea, what year does
it appear to be? Fore and aft...
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There's the sea on this pub sign.
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What year does it appear to be?
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The building's Jacobean.
What's that? Early 17th century?
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Too vague. Anyway, it's
sideways on, so it doesn't work.
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Um... what seas are there, then?
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- Red Sea...
- Black Sea...
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- Black Sea... Dead Sea...
- Irish Sea...
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- What year does it
appear... ... To be?
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All right, what's the answer?
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1983.
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Why?!
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You see that old Vauxhall back there?
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How do you look forwards and
backwards at it at the same time?
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Oh-h!
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A reg
- 1983.
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Well, how do they expect anybody in
the whole wide world to get that?!
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Another miracle! And, see,
it was all done with mirrors!
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Greg, if you're planning to open your legs
any wider, let me know, I'll get out the car.
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Hello?
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Yes. We've just done
clue 24, I'm afraid.
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Yes, I know, it's desperately boring.
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Thanks to Abracadabra here,
we'll be finished by half past.
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OK, see you in the pub. Bye, babe.
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I've got a bum bandit on my
tail. Pull back, you little...!
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STUPID, BIRD-HEADED BITCH!
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If she calls me Abracadabra once more,
I may go berserk with that emery board,
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file down her face till
it resembles an egg.
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It's just Sheena's way. I
think she quite likes you.
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I can't tell you how much I've enjoyed
sharing the back with Mr Biceps,
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who expands like a
gas to fill any space.
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I felt his thigh pulse
through my trousers!
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Will you make the effort?
She is my best friend!
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So that's what you do? Sit at home
all day and think up conjuring tricks?
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- How amazingly pointless!
- Thank you.
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What's the deal between you and Maddy?
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I mean, is it like
serious passion time here?
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How far into your world
is she allowed to go?
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I mean, have you shown
her your magic wand yet?
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Wedding? I
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You've got some nerve,
Ron! This is not real!
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Hello, lover's tiff?
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Thanks, treasure.
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That's the cow that carved me up!
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Got other things on her mind, obviously.
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OK, you want me to
believe you've changed?
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You'll never change, Roy!
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I'm condemned before I
start?! I don't get a chance?!
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Six eye-witnesses watched
her walk into your house!
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It's a conspiracy! They were bought off!
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Six schoolboys, Roy?!
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Francine, I never touched
her! I never saw her!
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For God's sake, just leave!
Don't contaminate my life!
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He still loves her, you see?
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Probably just wants the money back.
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- Are you all blind?!
- What's your problem?
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Can't you see who that is? That guy?
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Who?
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Who?! That is Roy Pilgrim!
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You are KIDDING me!
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- No!
- Who's Roy Pilgrim?
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Roy Pilgrim!
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Edwin Drood?
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You probably liked them, did you?
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They were in the vanguard of
progressive rock through the 70s and 80s!
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- They made some seminal stuff!
- That's a polite way of saying it.
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I suppose you liked Percy Sledge?
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- Ah, now you're talking!
- Yes, Percy!
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- We loved Percy.
- We loved Percy!
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We loved him, but not quite
as much as we loved Otis!
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I know, I've just seen it.
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Kids'll tell you anything to be part of
the story. I don't know what they saw.
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Appearances can be deceptive.
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Yes. Despite the appearance of something in
your trousers, you haven't a leg to stand on.
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You haven't got a case. You've taken
my house to pieces and scored zero.
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Mr Pilgrim, you...
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Are you any good with these?
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You say you never left the
room from about midday onwards?
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Sure, plumbed into the heating system!
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You don't think you could
have passed out again?
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Fallen asleep?
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Thanks.
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I didn't pass out. I was
awake until it got dark.
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I knew I was stuck there till
Francine arrived, so I used the time.
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I wrote three songs to
get my mind off my bladderl
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And at 4.00?
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3.00-4.00, I listened to Classic
FM, so that fixes the time.
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At 4.00, they went into
Vivaldi, so I switched it off.
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I'm staring right at the window
where she's supposed to have come in.
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Did you write to this girl inviting
her to come and meet you on Monday?
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- Why would I do that?
- She was young, attractive.
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She'd sent you photos.
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You're sick and what you
are suggesting is sick.
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And what am I suggesting, Mr Pilgrim?
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That Tracy Cook found her hero wanted
to give her more than an autograph?
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That it all got very nasty
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in ways I don't like to think about.
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Afterwards, to give yourself an alibi,
you cooked up the burglars and radiators!
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Like I told your colleague
before you arrived,
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the only thing that come in through
those French windows was a frog.
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- If I...
- What do you mean?
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Er... little green
frog with a red belly.
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What do you mean, "Told our colleague"?
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I...
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...never said I was the police.
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I just said I'd like
help with my enquiries.
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You're not his legal advisor?
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Legal advisor?
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Hi?
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In here. I'm cooking.
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What's the matter with you?
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I was just reminded of that
quote by Robert Oppenheimer,
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"I am become Death, the
destroyer of worlds. "
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I overdid the croutons slightly.
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It's like Gandhi's funeral pyre in here!
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Yes. Now you've put
the gas out, thank you
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I was getting on fine till you arrived!
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This lightness of touch you have
in the kitchen is a joy to behold
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So, tell me about Pilgrim.
Is he capable of murder?
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I've heard him sing, obviously.
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I don't get it. Six witnesses
all saw her go in at four o'clock.
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Now, if that's right,
he hasn't got a prayer.
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Yet he swears blind he was in the room all
afternoon fully conscious and saw no one.
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He's either very stupid or very devious.
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- Or neither.
- What do you mean?
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Maybe he's saying it because it's true.
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Is that supposed to be doing that?
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Two more minutes.
What do you mean, true?
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A girl can't vanish into thin air while
walking through a pair of French...
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Do you know, I never know when you're
winding me up. That's the trouble.
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Do you want to pick us
out a bottle of something?
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Any particular one?
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What's this?
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Oh, petrol.
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Petrol?!
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I can't leave it in the
car. Things get nicked!
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I'll put it in the hall, shall I?
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By the canisters of napalm
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So this is the guy, Jacob Flowers,
who stuck the note under my wiper?
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What's his connection with Pilgrim?
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Heard of a cult called
the Creed of Eden?
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No.
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They're into some kind
of eco-religious thing.
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The world is God's
garden, all life is sacred.
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It's easier for a rich man to
enter a camel if he stands on a box.
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This character is their grand
prophet and founding father.
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- If you know your history of rock...
- Intimately.
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You'll know it was on Edwin Drood's
tour of the States in July '87
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that Roy Pilgrim became
a disciple of the order,
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leading to the break-up of the group
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and some deadly solo albums
about rainforests and dolphins.
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So, Flowers will stick up for
Pilgrim because they're buddies,
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or maybe he knows something
about this that we don't.
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Don't scrape that off! It's meant to be
that colour, it's Cajun! Blackened catfish.
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Looks more like halibut to me.
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Blackened halibut,
then. I had to improvise.
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Can we have less
pedanticism and just eat.
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The word is pedantry.
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No, Mr Danziger, a
trifle baffling won't do!
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A trifle baffling doesn't get near it!
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My fiancée's dumped me, I'm looking
at charges of abduction or murder,
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all because I wasn't
smart enough to lie!
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They can put the cast of
"Goodbye, Mr Chips" on the stand,
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but it doesn't change what I saw!
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If you're any kind of
lawyer, you'd better...
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Look, I'll call you back.
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That's the one. You could
hardly miss her from here.
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So... when she pressed this bell,
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someone...
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must have let her in.
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- What are you doing?
- You need to check it out.
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- I can't go in there!
- Why not?
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Roy Pilgrim!
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I can't meet Roy Pilg...
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You're talking about mythology!
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You reduce someone to flesh and blood, the
whole thing's destroyed. The whole icon!
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Jonathan, you're beginning
to sound like a prat.
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Sorry.
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What does it take to make you go away?
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I'm sorry about yesterday, but I'm
interested in helping you, actually.
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If you'll just take
a minute to let us in.
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What are you?
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Right now, Mr Pilgrim? We're
the only hope you've got.
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The white room. I'm
standing in the white room!
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The white room!
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Yes, it's... certainly
white, all right, no question.
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The white room is like a...
chamber of contemplation.
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It's where I centre creatively.
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And the actual Bandawi bush cats!
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Utterly amazing!
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Hand-carved speaker cabinets presented by
the Gambian percussionist Joshua Bandawi
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- in... what year where you there?
- 1973.
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I think you'll find it was '76.
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Because "Tribal Jam" didn't
hit the charts until early '77.
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We were in Zaire in '76.
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No. You were deported
from Zaire in May '75.
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After Martin Crow rode into the
president's jacuzzi on a wildebeest.
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Mad as a light bulb!
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Yeah. Er... I don't suppose you
see much of the others now, do you,
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since the old firm split up?
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The band was always riven
by petty factionalism.
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I lived with them for 15 years.
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That's 15 years too long.
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And then came the Creed of Eden.
That's been quite a crusade for you.
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I try to follow my conscience.
252
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Jacob Flowers seems to be on your side.
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He left a note on my windscreen.
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They have a commune about 20 minutes away
- Hog's Belly Farm.
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I've been a kind of... patron for them.
256
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I guess he's as rattled about
this as I am. Is that one o'clock?
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I've got to record "The Waltons".
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"The Waltons"?
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I'll be two seconds.
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So...
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Have you found something clever?
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The gateway to a parallel dimension?
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"The Waltons"?!
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Jonathan!
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- The French windows.
- What?
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What do you want me to say? They're French
windows that people walk in and out of!
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The blinds are Venetian blinds
and the floor is just a...
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What?
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No, it's just the way these
figures are slightly faded.
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You see, down here?
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And down here.
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They're faded on the wrong side, surely?
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- These speakers, do they get moved about?
- Never.
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They were positioned for perfect
balance 15 years ago. Why do you ask?
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I could be wrong,
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but it looks to me as if someone
has recently swapped them round.
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Well, I don't know.
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I mean, it's too incredible for words.
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Roy Pilgrim watches "The Waltons".
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But does that make him a murderer?
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Here, you can navigate.
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Where to?
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I thought we'd pay a
visit to Hog's Belly Farm.
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Good afternoon.
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- Hi, my name's...
- Madeleine, right? We're expecting you.
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Toby Flowers.
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Guess you got the note
from my uncle, huh?
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Well, it did intrigue me.
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Oh, this is my friend Jonathan.
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Hi, are you a journalist, too?
291
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More in the way of a
technical advisor, aren't you?
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On this business of the missing girl.
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It's the weirdest thing, isn't it?
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She could have walked in through that
window and never arrived the other side.
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Spooky, kind of, wouldn't you say?
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Now, do you want to come with me?
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I know my Uncle Jacob and
Aunt Polly are keen to see you.
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They're just up ahead
bonding with the trees.
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And up...
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...and down.
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Circling and caressing
the trunk with your trunk!
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If you feel you want to lick or nibble
the bark, don't be afraid to do that.
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Let the love flow from your body
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rhythmically into the tree.
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Down through the roots,
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into the earth.
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Remember, the tree will get as
much pleasure from this as you will.
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Do you do this sort of
thing regularly, then?
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Since I met Jacob, 18 years ago now.
It's a really liberating experience.
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Especially for Polly, who
grew up in East London.
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- Which part? Barking?
- Mile End. Quite close.
312
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I've never seen anybody get that friendly
with a knothole. Almost grounds for divorce!
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You ever been up in
an oak tree, Jonathan?
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It's true. We all owe a
tremendous debt to Roy Pilgrim.
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This whole estate, everything
you see, is down to his support
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and generosity.
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He was the greatest
benefactor you could ask for.
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How do you mean, was?
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I won't pretend this new fiancée
of his was devoted to our cause.
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Francine Faraday.
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She runs a small investment
consultancy somewhere,
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so she's probably in need
of spiritual enlightenment.
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So she was leading him off
the straight and narrow?
324
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It's for Roy to choose his own destiny.
325
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We were glad he'd found a relationship that
works for him, but now, with these rumours...
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If you can shed any light on this,
Madeleine, to clear Roy's name,
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believe me, your efforts will not go
unrewarded, and we're not talking money.
328
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Come with me. I want
to show you something.
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There are four more underway back home,
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in Utah, Wyoming, Maine and New Mexico.
331
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Because the day will come,
make no mistake about that.
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And I'll make you a promise.
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Help Roy and there will be
two seats waiting for you
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on the journey to the new world!
335
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No way!
336
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What, like, an ark as in Noah?!
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- I don't believe you.
- I don't believe me and I was there!
338
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:08,400
Seriously potty people, can't tell you!
339
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:14,270
What do the police think? That he did her
in. He'll bluff it out until they find a body.
340
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If they find a body.
341
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:19,910
I thought it was all down
to Marvo the Mystic here.
342
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:25,280
What happened? Did your
special powers desert you?
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00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:30,910
He did find something, actually. Two
funny speaker cabinets inside the door
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had been switched round.
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Because that's where he'd hidden
her, after he'd sawed her in half!
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No?
347
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OK, why would you deliberately
swap round a couple of speakers?
348
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- That's the question.
- That's not the question.
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What do you mean?
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- Well, you wouldn't.
- So, what's the point?
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None whatsoever, I should think.
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All right, you've lost me.
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I think what he is saying is
that it could be accidental.
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Consider it this way round.
Someone comes into Pilgrim's house.
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For whatever reason, they remove a
pair of identical-looking speakers.
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Later, they return them. Because they look
alike, they put them back wrong way round.
357
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:27,470
But who would steal a pair of speakers
and then just put them back again?
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A very honest burglar?
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Better split, I think. Adam
said he might call from Vegas.
360
00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:44,600
I thought I'd check out the other
band members of Edwin whatsit.
361
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If I get anything, I'll ring you.
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See you, Sheena.
363
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:59,880
Glenn, have you got a moment to talk
to this journalist about Roy Pilgrim?
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00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:03,030
- From...?
- I'm freelance. Maddy Magellan.
365
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:09,750
Mr McArthur. I can't believe I just shook
the hand that played guitar on "Hoodoo Woman"!
366
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:14,790
Now I can die happy. No, I was after a
bit of background on your ex-colleague.
367
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:20,910
What do you want me to say? That I
loathed the money-grabbing son-of-a-bitch?
368
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:22,640
It's a start.
369
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:27,510
We were young. We just wanted to play
rock 'n' roll. We weren't businessmen.
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Edwin Drood became a fundraiser for
our management and record companies.
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Roy, because he wrote the
songs, got sponsorship.
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He was the one who cleaned up.
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Don't ask me how. I've
spent years trying to forget.
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00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:46,950
Did you say extra anchovies? Mike
said you did, but I swear you...
375
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:49,030
What's this? What's going on?
376
00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:52,400
- Look, Tex, I'm really sorry, but...
- Jerry?
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Who are these jokers?
378
00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:58,040
There comes a time, for the
greater good of the band...
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00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:01,430
You've been replaced is what
he's trying to say, guys.
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00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:04,400
- It happens.
- We were only gone for 20 minutes.
381
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:08,550
Life moves on. Can't we
all stay cool about this?
382
00:34:08,720 --> 00:34:12,510
You put together another line-up
while we went for a pizza?!
383
00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:14,190
This is unreal!
384
00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:16,350
Jerry, can you handle it?
385
00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:18,510
We needed fresh blood.
386
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:21,640
And you're gonna get
it over these walls!
387
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:32,760
So, what do you know
about this fiancée of his?
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00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:37,360
- Francine Faraday.
- Didn't strike me as Roy's type at all.
389
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:39,480
More future
mother-in-law.
390
00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:41,760
What do you mean by that?
391
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:43,990
Who did you say you wrote for?
392
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:50,350
I'm putting a book together with major cases
that the police have got horribly wrong.
393
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:56,110
My opinion, you're wasting
your time on this one.
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00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:01,190
Thanks for your help.
395
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:21,510
Have one of these a day.
She'll soon be up and running.
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00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:26,280
- Is there somewhere to wash my hands?
- Sure, inside in the kitchen.
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Toby? Oh, my God, what's happened?!
398
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He appears to have been
suffocated or choked.
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00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:55,720
You'd better call the police.
400
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:00,990
There's something in there.
401
00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:19,310
What the hell is it?
402
00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:32,870
...damage. The reason for such
vandalism is still a mystery.
403
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:37,990
Detectives are investigating a bizarre
"Silence of the Lambs" style murder
404
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:40,720
at Hog's Belly Farm near Wittlingford,
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after the victim was found with
a frog inserted in his windpipe.
406
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:49,910
Toby Flowers was a member of the American
religious sect, the Creed of Eden,
407
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:53,150
whose members include
the rock star Roy Pilgrim,
408
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:58,550
himself in the news relating to the
disappearance of teenager Tracy Cook.
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00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:09,800
Hi.
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00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:14,550
It's a pig of a night out here.
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00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:19,950
Before I became a puppet,
I was a gynaecologist.
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00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:23,720
I wanted to be a brain surgeon,
but I wasn't tall enoughl
413
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:25,550
Here's another one.
414
00:37:25,720 --> 00:37:31,880
What is long and thin and sticky?
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A stickl
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00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:41,640
Behold the impecunious rock legend!
417
00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:47,640
As you can see, performing is
still my major source of income.
418
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:54,150
I've got this reputation for instability,
which I could never get my head round.
419
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:57,360
Don't want Marty Crow, no way!
420
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:04,230
They don't want a drummer who
urinates on the audience. Why not?
421
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:08,280
Personal contact with the
public, very important.
422
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:14,200
Roy Pilgrim. What type of women
did he go for, would you say?
423
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:18,720
Let's just say he wouldn't look at
you if he thought you'd had too many.
424
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:22,480
- Drinks?
- Birthdays.
425
00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:27,190
Closer they were to the legal
limit, the more he liked them.
426
00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:31,240
In those days, there were plenty
around to like, believe me!
427
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:33,190
That was then.
428
00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:36,590
His taste could have changed.
429
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:39,800
Right.
430
00:38:53,720 --> 00:38:56,110
The "Hocus Pocus Junior"!
431
00:38:56,280 --> 00:39:00,720
I saw it in this old bookshop.
I thought, "What the hell,
432
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:02,710
"I'll pop it round. "
433
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:06,840
You drove 35 miles out of
London to bring it here.
434
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:10,280
Well, you weren't exactly hard to find.
435
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:13,590
I mean, if it's no good to you...
436
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:17,120
It's one of the classic
texts on medieval magic.
437
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:19,430
What do I owe you?
438
00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:22,920
What do you want to give me?
439
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:29,360
Where is your other half tonight?
440
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:31,430
I shudder to think.
441
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:34,830
Whoever she is, she has my sympathy.
442
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:38,520
Sex for Greg is someone to
talk to while doing push-ups.
443
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:43,910
If they invented an exercise bike that
said, "That was wonderful!", he'd propose.
444
00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:48,440
Yes, I've never met a man before
whose IQ was the same as his bra size.
445
00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:50,640
It's an interesting combina...
446
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:55,120
- Help yourself to a sherry, by the way
- Thanks.
447
00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:00,870
I've got a theory.
448
00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:05,160
About those speakers, why someone
would take them out of the room.
449
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:06,910
Go on, then.
450
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:09,550
He was hypnotised.
451
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:15,390
Someone took the speakers away,
rigged them up to play some recording
452
00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:19,760
that made him forget he'd seen the
girl come in through the window.
453
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:24,950
Right.
454
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:28,000
Involuntary hypnosis?
455
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:29,640
Mmm-hmm.
456
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:34,080
Not quite sure Roy Pilgrim's the
sort to go under without a fight.
457
00:40:34,240 --> 00:40:39,190
And why do all that instead of just
dangling a watch chain in front of his nose?
458
00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:40,840
Because...
459
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:42,510
they...
460
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:46,270
...didn't do that at all.
461
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:51,190
- So what did they do?
- Why have you come here?
462
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:55,440
Because I'm like you.
463
00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:58,910
I can't resist a puzzle.
464
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:06,830
- Let me into your mind.
- Sorry?
465
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:15,070
Lecture me.
466
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:20,080
All right.
467
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:22,640
Let's recap.
468
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:27,470
Last Monday, a
16-year-old girl...
469
00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:31,000
...Tracy Cook,
470
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:35,230
calls round to visit her
hero, rock star Roy Pilgrim.
471
00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:40,760
Half a dozen schoolboys see her walk in
through the French windows at the back,
472
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:42,560
into the white room.
473
00:41:42,720 --> 00:41:45,360
That's proven fact. It's beyond dispute.
474
00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:48,240
At the exact same time, four o'clock,
475
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:53,320
Pilgrim swears he was in the room, fully
conscious, handcuffed to the radiator,
476
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:55,390
and saw no one come in.
477
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:57,120
His watch was wrong.
478
00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:02,920
He knew the time because he'd
been listening to the radio.
479
00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:05,680
He says he was awake all afternoon.
480
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:09,910
The only time he slept
was during the night.
481
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:13,960
So he has to be lying.
Nothing else makes sense.
482
00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:16,870
But what he says makes even less sense.
483
00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:19,640
Why go to the trouble
of making up that story?
484
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:24,400
He could say he wasn't there at
all, or he was still unconscious.
485
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:26,470
No one could prove otherwise.
486
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:31,240
No, instead, he says the one
thing that no jury will believe,
487
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:35,440
that no one came in through the
door. Why? Because it's true.
488
00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:37,800
Both stories can't be true.
489
00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:39,280
It's impossible.
490
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:43,190
- Is it?
- Yes, it is!
491
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:48,280
You've been there. You've inspected
it. The police have inspected it.
492
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:52,230
How can she just have
vanished into the ether?!
493
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:55,760
Like some... phantom, or...
494
00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:03,040
What's the matter, you
got a frog in your throat?
495
00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:24,950
I'll get it.
496
00:43:54,240 --> 00:43:56,040
Jonathan Creek.
497
00:43:57,480 --> 00:44:00,520
Sorry, I know it's early.
498
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:04,830
- Did I wake you?
- Er... no, that's fine.
499
00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:07,630
Are you well?
500
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:10,920
I just wanted to bring you
up to date on yesterday.
501
00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:12,560
My gut reaction now?
502
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:15,110
He did it.
503
00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:20,960
All this thing about young
girls seems to check out.
504
00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:24,720
Both his erstwhile buddies
said the same thing.
505
00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:29,960
So... I know it looked promising, but...
506
00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:34,750
I've got a feeling we should ditch
it. We're barking up the wrong tree.
507
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:40,360
Funnily enough, I've just come
to the exact opposite conclusion.
508
00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:46,550
I draw your attention to page 197
of "The Observer's Book of Frogs".
509
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:57,520
What...?!
510
00:44:57,680 --> 00:45:01,910
- He's done nothing wrong!
- You've got no evidence!
511
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:05,630
- Roy, trust in the Lord!
- Vindictive fags!
512
00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:09,350
He's done nothing! You'll
go straight to Hell!
513
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:15,040
And you'll go straight down the nick!
Sergeant, get those lunatics down!
514
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:31,830
What's happening?
515
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:33,880
Has he been charged?
516
00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:37,920
He's not in there to warm the
seat! Want to speak to him?
517
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:42,600
No, I just came to collect one or two
things. Will that still be possible?
518
00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:44,750
The house is all yours.
519
00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:04,920
They've taken him,
as we knew they would!
520
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:08,710
- God help him!
- Without a shred of proof, of course!
521
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:13,430
- Where do we go from here?
- I think the back gate's a good place.
522
00:46:57,960 --> 00:47:02,080
- Yes, Miss Faraday?
- I was... looking for my hairbrush.
523
00:47:02,240 --> 00:47:03,830
I used to keep...
524
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,560
- What is this? I thought...
- Not quite.
525
00:47:06,720 --> 00:47:10,080
But never fear, an arrest
will be made very shortly.
526
00:47:10,240 --> 00:47:14,360
Though it sticks in the craw to
admit the press had any hand in this,
527
00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:19,680
thanks to our friend here, I'm now
seeing this business in a new light.
528
00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:26,040
- Go on, you're dying to tell them.
- Is she?
529
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:29,560
You can all stay to listen. I'm off.
530
00:47:29,720 --> 00:47:32,630
You don't tend to hang
about, do you, Francine?
531
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:36,950
Same as when your husband-to-be
was suspected, off like a bullet.
532
00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:40,030
So wonderful to have
faith in one you love!
533
00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:45,560
Please, you think any woman alive would
take his word for it after what happened?
534
00:47:45,720 --> 00:47:50,320
Of course they wouldn't, and
that's what you were banking on...
535
00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:54,790
Mr and Mrs Flowers, when you
engineered this whole affair.
536
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:57,080
I beg your pardon?!
537
00:47:57,240 --> 00:47:59,680
Not mine to grant, unfortunately.
538
00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:03,070
I don't imagine a judge
will be too lenient, either.
539
00:48:03,240 --> 00:48:06,760
We've stood square behind
Roy from the word go.
540
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:11,310
Yes... I don't think believing
in someone's innocence
541
00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:14,870
when you framed him quite
counts as loyalty, does it?
542
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:17,350
Why on earth would we want to frame Roy?
543
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:21,480
To get rid of the one person
who was a threat to your income.
544
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:27,440
The logic of shelling out millions of
pounds to people who had sex with trees
545
00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:29,590
was a bit lost on you, wasn't it?
546
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:32,800
Roy's interest in the
Creed was on the wane.
547
00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:36,240
Of course, once you
were married... oh, dear.
548
00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:39,070
Serious cash flow problems.
549
00:48:39,240 --> 00:48:41,390
So, she had to be scared off.
550
00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:42,990
Sharpish.
551
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:47,000
You're saying this was
like a trick to set me up?
552
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:51,840
Like the best tricks, it was
blindingly simple in theory,
553
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,880
and fantastically elaborate in practice.
554
00:48:55,040 --> 00:49:00,720
But to a bunch of people building an ark in
their back garden, all things were possible.
555
00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:09,520
Staging a break-in and putting
him out were the easy bits.
556
00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:18,790
An hour later, he comes round,
557
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:22,030
to find he's trapped
inside the white room.
558
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:34,350
The only thing that comes through
the door is a small red-bellied frog.
559
00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:47,790
At the same time, a teenage girl, not
noted for her frog-like appearance,
560
00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:53,040
is seen entering the door from the outside
by a bunch of boys at the back gate.
561
00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:55,670
There's no way it adds up.
562
00:49:55,840 --> 00:50:00,230
Until you realise the whole thing
was a classic piece of misdirection
563
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:04,110
which relied on us all making
one, very false, assumption.
564
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:09,510
That in both version of events, we
were talking about the same door.
565
00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:18,600
A shame you couldn't have
followed that frog, Roy,
566
00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:21,280
as it hopped back outside.
567
00:50:31,720 --> 00:50:36,510
You'd have been impressed by the handiwork
of the drones at Hog's Belly Farm.
568
00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:42,440
God knows how long it took them to come up
with a replica correct to every last detail.
569
00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:47,720
But we can assume months of planning
and preparation when you weren't around.
570
00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:58,360
Sifting through the fan mail
for a suitable candidate.
571
00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:01,990
And forging the letter
that would bring her here.
572
00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:17,640
Tracy Cook was instructed to call
at the back gate at four o'clock
573
00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:22,160
because you knew there would be
witnesses then to watch her going in.
574
00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:28,710
Inside, I don't know, she's
told there's a change of plan.
575
00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:30,680
Roy will meet her at the farm.
576
00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:34,990
She's whisked off out of the
front to be hidden away somewhere.
577
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:40,710
All this time, Roy's been in what he
thinks is his own room, jotting down songs.
578
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:45,400
The one thing you couldn't
duplicate were the African speakers.
579
00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:48,120
But you just took them with you.
580
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,960
Finally, it gets dark and Roy nods off.
581
00:51:53,120 --> 00:51:56,110
That's when you pull the second switch,
582
00:51:56,280 --> 00:51:58,880
making sure he won't wake up on the way.
583
00:52:11,320 --> 00:52:13,200
Back he goes into his own room.
584
00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:18,070
Along with the speaker cabinets which
we know ended up the wrong way round.
585
00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:23,840
As compromising set-ups
go, it was a gem.
586
00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:28,430
The man's convicted by his own honesty.
587
00:52:28,600 --> 00:52:32,750
While you lot leap about in his
defence to keep the handouts coming.
588
00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:35,960
Well, you got a colourful imagination.
589
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:39,160
And you've got a colourful frog.
590
00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:42,040
Lots of them, I reckon.
591
00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:44,640
Where's your little book?
592
00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:48,430
Look familiar?
593
00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:53,200
The Anasase River Toad.
594
00:52:55,360 --> 00:52:59,480
Much prized by the Indians of
New Mexico, and many others,
595
00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:02,310
for its narcotic secretions.
596
00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:05,440
The quickest way to
get a fix, basically,
597
00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:07,800
is to put it in your mouth and suck.
598
00:53:07,960 --> 00:53:12,320
Being careful not to overdo it,
or you end up like poor old Toby.
599
00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:17,230
That's what joined it
all up, I have to say.
600
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:21,190
If these frogs are being bred
on a commune at Hog's Belly Farm,
601
00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:25,830
how the hell did one appear at these
French windows nearly 15 miles away?
602
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:29,470
Unless it had gone for a very
long walk, or hitched a lift,
603
00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:34,430
there was only one explanation
- it had never left the farm in the first place.
604
00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:39,390
And, as ludicrous as it
sounds, the window and the room
605
00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:41,440
and Roy Pilgrim...
606
00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:47,590
...had to be there, as well.
607
00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:52,920
Sorry, I think my head may
explode. I can't take this in.
608
00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:59,350
The lads are turning your
place over even as we speak.
609
00:53:59,520 --> 00:54:02,800
You could save time by
telling us where she is.
610
00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:08,000
What the hell, let them have fun.
611
00:54:27,800 --> 00:54:29,790
Cor, look at all this!
612
00:54:54,280 --> 00:54:56,950
Make way, get out of there!
613
00:54:57,920 --> 00:54:59,750
Come down the steps.
614
00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:17,320
♪ Going home tomorrow
615
00:55:19,640 --> 00:55:23,160
♪ Can't stand your evil ways... ♪
616
00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:26,310
Can we turn this down a bit?
617
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:39,070
What were they going to do?
Just keep her locked up there?
618
00:55:39,240 --> 00:55:44,320
Or work on her mind. Couple of years, bit
of brain washing, she'd be one of them.
619
00:55:44,480 --> 00:55:46,310
Wouldn't be the first time.
620
00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:48,600
Anyway, thanks.
621
00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:53,790
Again. I'll talk to Barry about cutting
you in on this book when it's done.
622
00:55:53,960 --> 00:55:57,030
- What for?
- I don't expect your help for nothing.
623
00:55:58,840 --> 00:56:00,510
Fair enough.
624
00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:06,710
You'd take it as well,
you penny-pinching bastard!
625
00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:10,160
Do you know what I make from
all this? Not very much...
626
00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:14,080
compared with some people,
say a prostitute or something!
627
00:56:14,240 --> 00:56:17,280
But I'd rather do what I
believe in! In my opinion,
628
00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:22,040
I think casual sex is a sign of a
shallow personality, but there we are!
629
00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:26,000
Have you been sucking a frog?
630
00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:29,190
I beg your pardon?!
631
00:56:29,360 --> 00:56:33,960
#... without you, baby, so
why don't you leave me alonel #
632
00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:49,920
You'd better hurry or
you won't miss your train.
633
00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:53,150
What sort of gibberish is that?!
634
00:56:53,320 --> 00:56:56,840
Jonathan, stop being clever! For once!
635
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:58,350
Just go!
636
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:05,870
I get it. That call you made to
Sheena just before we got in the car.
637
00:57:06,040 --> 00:57:10,510
She said she spent last night at my
place and now you've got the hump.
638
00:57:10,680 --> 00:57:14,280
- Who's got the hump?!
- Because you think we slept together.
639
00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:20,710
Jonathan, whether or not
you and Sheena slept together
640
00:57:20,880 --> 00:57:23,440
is your business and her business.
641
00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:26,350
It's certainly none of my business.
642
00:57:26,520 --> 00:57:29,880
Quite frankly, I have no
desire to even discuss it.
643
00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:34,000
So if I said I'd rather poke
needles down my nails than poke...
644
00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:37,600
It would be a matter of no
consequence to me whatsoever.
645
00:57:37,760 --> 00:57:44,360
In fact, I find that extremely offensive
and highly insulting to my best friend!
646
00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:46,750
Right.
647
00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:49,390
I'll see you around, then.
648
00:57:49,560 --> 00:57:50,880
Yes!
649
00:57:53,480 --> 00:57:59,160
#... turn his back on his
best friend if he put her down
650
00:57:59,320 --> 00:58:03,440
♪ When a man loves a woman
651
00:58:04,600 --> 00:58:07,720
♪ He'd spend his very last dime
652
00:58:08,560 --> 00:58:11,680
♪ Trying to hold on... ♪
653
00:58:11,840 --> 00:58:13,670
YES!
54852
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