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Wake up.
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Wake up.
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Tom...
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Tom.
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Why are you filming with my camera?
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Don't you want to have this
on your own camera?
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Cut it out. Stop it!
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Stop it!
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Cut it out!
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Give it to me.
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Give it to me!
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Alicia, you look lovely today.
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Tom...
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...there's something
that I have to say to you.
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I think you're a horrible,
useless person.
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No one has ever hurt me
as much as you have.
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How To Stop A Wedding
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Chapter 1
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We welcome you on board this train
from Malmö to Stockholm.
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The estimated journey time
is 5 hours and 17 minutes.
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We wish you all a pleasant journey.
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Excuse me!
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Excuse me!
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You're sitting in my seat.
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I booked that seat.
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I'll throw up if I travel backwards.
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Well, that's why I booked it.
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I have to sit facing forwards.
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Have you seen my bag?
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-No.
-A bag that I...
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Damn it!
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Fuck!
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So you didn't find your bag?
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Obviously not!
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What did you have in it?
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Everything.
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I had everything in the bag.
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You can't have had
everything in the bag.
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You can't have had
everything in the bag.
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Did I not have everything
in the bag?
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Sometimes it's just as well
to lose everything-
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-and start all over from scratch.
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What's important is
what you've got left.
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What have you got left?
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What's that?
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This is my guitar.
I've got that left.
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Why did you take it with you?
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Because music is my life.
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I won it in a quiz.
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What type of quiz - a Music Quiz?
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A Nature & Animals Quiz.
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Strange prize...
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...or was it a consolation prize?
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-Actually, it was 1st prize.
-Congratulations.
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What else have you got...
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...in that bag?
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-A book.
-What's it about?
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It's about revenge.
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A wedding invitation.
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Is that another quiz prize?
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I'm impressed. You need a lot
of luck to win on those machines.
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They were a present actually.
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My name is Philip...
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I'm going to throw up.
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Chapter 2
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Don't you have any more questions?
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Yeah, sure...
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If you got to choose between
smelling like a wet dog every day-
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-and walking like a crab
for the rest of your life-
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-which would you choose?
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How does a crab walk?
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You know, like a crab - sideways.
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I don't know.
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Sort of...
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...like this.
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I don't think so.
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Just as well you didn't get that
question in the Animal Quiz.
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So you would prefer to smell
like a wet dog?
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-You're well suited to being a crab.
-Thanks.
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Let's see what we've got here!
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Oh dear...
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Moisturizer for dry elbows.
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-Do you have dry elbows?
-No.
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This is anti-ageing cream.
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Hydrocortisone for rashes
and stuff like that.
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-A book.
-What's it about?
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Time travel.
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Some vitamins and minerals...
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...good to take when it's
cold and dark outside.
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-Some other tablets.
-What kind of tablets?
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What kind of tablets?
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It's heart medication.
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What's wrong with your heart?
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I had a heart attack when
I was fourteen years old.
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It's unusual.
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We were having a
presentation in school.
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I had prepared for it and I was
standing in front of the class.
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Just as I was about to start-
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-I felt a pain and collapsed.
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I had to learn to write again -
the fine motor skills were affected.
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I had to give up football and
start playing chess instead.
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But I'm fine now.
I just take one every day.
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Hello!
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Hi, I'm on the train.
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Good, how are you?
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I forgot my bag on the platform.
I've got nothing to wear.
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Have you got anything
that I can borrow?
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I'm just joking.
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No, everything is fine.
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I know.
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No, I...
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I promise not to flash
my breasts in church.
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I'll be silent as a mouse.
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OK, good luck!
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Bye.
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I'm going to a wedding too.
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I shouldn't even be going
to this wedding.
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I'm not even invited.
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-Amanda, my name is Amanda.
-Hi!
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Chapter 3
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So you're that guy then?
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What guy?
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When the priest asks if
anyone has objections-
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-you come storming into the church.
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Maybe not quite like that.
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That girl...
What's her name? Alicia.
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How did you meet her?
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I met her in Prague
one weekend last summer.
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-Were you there with her?
-No.
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I was there on business.
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I travel to the same place every year
to do the same boring things.
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There was a knock on my
hotel room door the first night.
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There she was, Alicia.
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She was beaming!
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She had a hamster in her hand
and asked if it was mine.
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A hamster?
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Someone had left a
fucking Czech hamster-
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-in the corridor between our rooms.
How often does that happen?
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What did it look like?
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Well, it was brown and white.
It was quite ugly.
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We tried to figure out
who would take care of it.
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Eventually we agreed
on joint custody.
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I would care for it the first day and
she came for it the next day.
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The following day
she came by my room-
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-and we discussed
what we would call it.
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What did you call it?
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Franz.
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You know...Kafka.
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We just sat there talking and...
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And you fell head over heels for her?
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Yes.
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We kissed and then we spent
the whole weekend together.
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What was she like?
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I'm not sure if I can describe her
without sounding cliché.
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It was as if she got the whole world
to revolve around her.
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When we went out to eat
we were given a really nice table.
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When we walked along the street
people noticed us and...
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It was really fantastic. I've never
experienced anything like it.
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Did she mention what she was
going to do when she came home...
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...if there was anyone
waiting for her?
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No, she didn't.
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How does anyone fall head
over heels in love like that?
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What's it all about?
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-Well...
-Is it her "angel hair"?
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Is it her big eyes?
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Is it the polka dot dresses
or some kind of fantasy?
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Maybe it's the cupcake earrings!
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Damn it!
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-What are you doing?
-You know her!
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-Here you are, interrogating me!
-I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself.
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-You know everything now.
-I'm sorry.
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Who knows, you might call her
and ruin everything?
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I'm not going to do that.
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-What are you doing?
-Go ahead and call her.
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I'm not going to call her.
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Call her. I'll get off
at the next station.
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-I'm not going to call her!
-Why not?
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-I'm not going to call her.
-Why not?
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We're now approaching Alvesta.
Next stop, Alvesta.
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I'm not going to call her because...
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...no one will be happier than I
if those two don't marry.
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Chapter 4
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How come you're invited?
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Because they felt guilty-
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-and because they probably
thought that I wouldn't come.
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But now they know
that you're coming...
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....so it could be
an exciting wedding.
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Yes, it could be...
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...especially after you
stopped the whole wedding.
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How are you going to go about it?
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I'm not sure that I want to...
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Go on, tell me!
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You'll just have to wait
and see it live!
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If you don't tell me,
I'm going to call her.
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Why would you do that?
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I'm doing the job for you.
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I don't know that. I don't know
what you're going to do.
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OK!
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I've got a brilliant idea.
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I was inspired by a film...
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...and not just any film!
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Love Actually,
I'm sure you've seen it...
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Maybe I've seen a quarter of it.
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-How could you turn it off?
-I wasn't impressed.
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OK, well everyone except you
has seen it.
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There's a scene where the guy
arrives at the girl's house.
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It's Christmas Eve.
He rings the doorbell.
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She opens the door.
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It's Keira Knightly.
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Alicia looks like her.
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He tells her not to speak because
her husband is inside the house.
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He puts on a tape with
Christmas carols-
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-to make it sound like there
are carol singers at the door.
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And then he takes out...
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I'm sorry, I promise
I won't say anything!
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This is great!
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I've travelled 1000 miles and
thought about this for 100 days
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Now I'm standing here and
I have so much to give you
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The first time I saw you
my heartbeat felt so vital
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The day my heart stops beating
I want you by my side
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Come with me
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She's in love with an asshole!
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She's marrying a jerk!
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She loves a jerks and assholes!
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She doesn't care about your romantic
"Hollywood cue cards".
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-Don't you get it?
-You're wrong.
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She doesn't want you to love her
for all eternity.
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Try saying that her hair looks awful.
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She likes that kind of thing.
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She loves that kind of shit.
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We're now approaching Norrköping.
Next stop, Norrköping!
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This is not going to be the best day
of their lives.
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Chapter 5
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-OK...
-I think I should stand up.
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OK. You know that it's your turn
to make a speech.
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You've gone to the ladies' room.
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You're standing there,
looking at yourself in the mirror.
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You can see that
you're ready for this.
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You're prepared. You want to do this.
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You're confident.
You have no regrets.
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You realize that the time has come.
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You go back to your seat.
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The microphone is in place.
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-Microphone?
-You're nervous, but that's normal.
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Take a deep breath.
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Pick up the microphone and begin.
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From the heart.
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Hi everyone!
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Well, here I am-
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-at the wedding between my friend-
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-and the love of my life.
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I shouldn't be standing here.
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This is a really bad idea.
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I spent 5 hours
on a train today-
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-with one thought on my mind:
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To get off and go the other way,
as far away as possible.
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But...
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Alicia...
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...you look lovely today.
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Tom...
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...there's something that
I have to say to you...
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00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:22,640
...because I want you to know this.
263
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I remember when we woke up
at your place...
264
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:36,560
I remember one time when
we woke up at your place.
265
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:39,560
You said that you didn't
want me to leave.
266
00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:43,640
So we played TV games all day...
267
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:48,560
...and had sex on your couch.
268
00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:57,640
It was the happiest time of my life.
269
00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:07,560
I know that I shouldn't have set
all my hopes on just one person-
270
00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:14,640
-especially when that person is not
the kind to set your hopes upon.
271
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:19,640
But that's what I did.
272
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:27,560
When you've lost everything
you had...
273
00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:36,640
...you really wish that you
had some kind of backup.
274
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:40,640
I didn't have that.
275
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:46,560
And now I'm left with nothing.
276
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:54,560
I love you so much.
277
00:38:57,560 --> 00:38:59,640
No, I do not love you!
278
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:04,560
I think that you're
a horrible person!
279
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:09,640
You're useless, mean and stupid!
280
00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:13,560
And I think that...
281
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:20,560
...you're totally...terribly mean!
282
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:27,560
No one in my whole life
has hurt me like you have...
283
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:35,560
...but I never want to stop
making love with you.
284
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:59,560
So I hope that you both understand-
285
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:06,560
-why I have to do what
I'm going to do now.
286
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:15,640
You can stop filming.
287
00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:24,560
Damn!
288
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:28,560
Give me the phone.
289
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:39,640
Let's do yours now.
290
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:44,560
OK.
291
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:52,560
You might as well use a TV
and show that bloody film!
292
00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:59,640
Say something, just say something.
293
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:01,640
OK.
294
00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:10,640
OK. Sit a little further away.
295
00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:14,640
OK, where am I?
296
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:20,640
You're standing outside the church,
behind a bush.
297
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:24,640
You're freezing.
298
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:27,640
Your feet are wet.
299
00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:31,560
Your face is wet.
300
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:36,560
You look as if you've been crying.
You look bloody awful!
301
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:39,560
You feel really worthless.
302
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:46,320
You have no confidence.
303
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:49,040
You're really nervous...
304
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:54,560
...but you head in the direction
of the church anyway-
305
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:58,640
-because you realize that if
you don't, they'll get married.
306
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:02,640
You hate yourself...
307
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:09,560
...but you open the doors, go in
and make a fool of yourself forever.
308
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:15,560
Hi, hello!
309
00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:20,560
I'm sure you're all wondering
who the hell I am.
310
00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:26,560
There's only one person here
who knows who I am...
311
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:28,640
...well, two!
312
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:31,560
And...
313
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:37,560
...actually I had planned on bringing
a TV to show you a film.
314
00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:42,560
A very romantic Christmas Day
kind of film that everyone loves-
315
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:44,560
-and that's nice.
316
00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:51,560
I was thinking that this might
turn out like it does in the film-
317
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:55,560
-because it turned out well
for everyone.
318
00:42:55,640 --> 00:43:00,560
I hoped it would all turn out well
for me and for us.
319
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:04,560
I would hold up "cue cards"-
320
00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:09,640
-and you would fall in love
with me again...or still.
321
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:17,640
Maybe we would very romantically-
322
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:20,640
-ride off on a white horse
or something.
323
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:26,640
But I'm not sure it's going
to turn out that way.
324
00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:33,560
On the train here,
I met a person who...
325
00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:38,560
...made me understand that...
326
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:42,560
...things don't always turn out
like they do in films-
327
00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:46,560
-but she'll never know
if she haven't seen it!
328
00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:58,560
Actually, it should be
enough to come here today.
329
00:43:58,560 --> 00:44:01,560
That our eyes met...
330
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:04,640
...and that said everything.
331
00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:10,560
Does anyone have any objections?
Yes, I do.
332
00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:14,640
I feel stupid, false.
333
00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:21,560
I don't know, what do you say?
334
00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:27,640
You choose, shall we?
Come with me.
335
00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:34,560
Yeah, something like that!
336
00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:12,320
Chapter 6
337
00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:34,120
Hang on, I've got a song!
338
00:45:34,120 --> 00:45:37,040
Say it, I know them all.
339
00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:40,120
I don't know the name of it.
340
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:42,120
I'll sing it for you.
341
00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:45,120
It goes like this...
342
00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:55,040
Hang on...
343
00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:11,040
Yes! No, haven't got a clue.
344
00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:14,120
-What's the name of the song?
-No idea!
345
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:17,120
-Damn!
-I'm sorry.
346
00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:21,120
OK, the chorus goes like this...
347
00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:27,120
How does it go again?
348
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:38,040
When I was seven years old,
I think I was seven at the time.
349
00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:45,120
My grandparents had
a summer house in Italy.
350
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:51,040
I was there for the whole summer -
like 10 weeks.
351
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:56,040
I'm not sure where my parents were,
maybe travelling somewhere.
352
00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:03,040
I was so fucking bored.
353
00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:07,120
I was the only one there
under the age of 70.
354
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:11,040
It was so bloody hot.
355
00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:16,040
Hot and sticky and...
356
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:20,120
Everything seemed to be
set in slow motion.
357
00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:25,040
I just wanted to speed things up!
358
00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:32,040
The beach was a long way off
and there was nothing to do.
359
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:37,040
So one day after lunch-
360
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:43,120
-I went to a house nearby,
a neighbour's house.
361
00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:47,120
There was an old man living there.
362
00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:53,040
I was just walking past his house
after lunch.
363
00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:56,040
He was playing a song.
364
00:47:56,040 --> 00:48:00,120
The music was fantastic,
really great!
365
00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:03,040
I was like...
366
00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:09,040
...it was the best music I'd ever
heard in my whole life.
367
00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:12,040
It was really great.
368
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:16,040
It went like this...
369
00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:23,040
It had this really cool "whack".
370
00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:28,040
I went over there every day
after lunch.
371
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:30,120
He always played the same song.
372
00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:33,040
Every day.
373
00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:36,040
No other tune, just that same one.
374
00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:40,040
Some old guy lived there,
I'm not sure...
375
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:46,040
Anyway, I went over there every day
and I practised...
376
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:50,040
...a sort of "whack" dance.
377
00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:58,040
What do you mean by "whack"?
I don't get it.
378
00:48:58,120 --> 00:49:03,120
-What do you mean?
-You know - "whack".
379
00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:06,120
I don't know what you mean.
380
00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:09,120
I've no idea what you mean!
381
00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:20,040
A bit like a crab!
382
00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:35,120
Anyway, one day
when I went over there-
383
00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:39,040
-he wasn't playing the tune.
384
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:45,040
The following day when
I went over there again-
385
00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:50,120
-six men in black suits
came out of the house.
386
00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:54,040
They were carrying a coffin.
387
00:49:54,040 --> 00:49:57,120
They put it into a big black car.
388
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:03,040
But it wasn't sad because...
389
00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:10,040
...the road was really rough
and bumpy.
390
00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:13,040
When the car drove off-
391
00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:19,040
-it made a sort of "whack" dance.
392
00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:23,040
It was like...
393
00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:42,120
Do you still dance?
394
00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:48,120
Don't you dance?
395
00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:05,120
If you got to choose between...
396
00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:12,040
Press play when I say "play".
397
00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:20,040
Play.
398
00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:06,920
Chapter 7
399
00:54:40,600 --> 00:54:42,680
Ladies and gentleman...
400
00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:46,680
...we're approaching
our next stop - Södertälje.
401
00:56:11,240 --> 00:56:15,240
We're awaiting an oncoming train
and the signal to pass.
402
00:56:15,240 --> 00:56:18,240
We will continue very shortly.
403
00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:38,600
What's your name again?
404
00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:41,040
Philip...
405
00:56:42,240 --> 00:56:45,600
And you're Amanda....
406
00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:13,680
-You can actually lock this door.
-We should have thought of that.
407
00:58:59,480 --> 00:59:03,440
Wait, sit up.
408
00:59:42,440 --> 00:59:45,240
Where the hell are we?
409
01:01:02,560 --> 01:01:05,640
Ladies and gentlemen, we've finally
arrived in Stockholm...
410
01:01:05,640 --> 01:01:07,960
...our last destination for today.
411
01:01:08,080 --> 01:01:10,520
We hope that you've had
a pleasant journey.
412
01:01:10,520 --> 01:01:12,560
Thank you for traveling with us.
413
01:01:14,120 --> 01:01:16,760
Next stop,
Stockholm Central Station!
414
01:01:21,800 --> 01:01:27,280
Chapter 8
415
01:02:47,200 --> 01:02:52,200
-Good luck then.
-Thank you, I wish you the same.
416
01:07:12,800 --> 01:07:16,400
How To Stop A Wedding
417
01:07:38,760 --> 01:07:45,480
Shot in five hours on a train from
Malmö to Stockholm
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