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- Previously on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"...

- We cast Alicia Silverstone... - Oh, yes!

- From "Clueless" to be my mom in my scripted show.

- That's really good. - Yeah.

- We are always your parents, right?

- Yes, mum. - Max has expressed interest

in maybe finding the whereabouts of his birth parents.

No, wait, hold on a second.

- We're this close to Kim dying. - Wow.

- I'm the first one to think "Oh, my God,

there's something's going on with my sister."

She's been really great

and I'm not gonna have somebody mess around with that.

Did you, or did you not say that my sister is close to death,

and that I'm an enabler?

- Rinna, you're lying or Eden's lying.

- It's Eden; she's projecting it onto me.

I will not f... ing take it. I'm sorry, I won't take it.

- Tell her to shut the f... up. - Well, from now on I'm gonna

tell her more than to shut the f... up.

It's not right.

[upbeat music]

- The crown is heavy, darlings,

so just leave it where it belongs.

♪ ♪

- I may be two people, but I'm not two-faced.

♪ ♪

- My advice to you: don't hustle the hustler.

♪ ♪

- I speak no evil, but I see and hear everything.

♪ ♪

- When you've traveled the world,

you can speak in any accent you want.

♪ ♪

- I'm an expert on luxury, and I can always spot a fake.

♪ ♪

- Okay.

- Welcome to your new property.

Congratulations.

- Okay, it looks even worse. - Yeah...

- What's wrong? - It's a little vacant

and destroyed but...

- That's all right, I'd rather it be like this.

You can see what you're gonna do now.

- Right.

I think this is the right time to buy Max a condominium.

He's been holding down his job at Sur and doing very well.

♪ ♪

- I'm good, thank you. - You're welcome.

- Thanks. - So it's our gift to him.

Well, I mean, I'm glad we've got it.

We've just got to now re-do it, change it,

make it look fantastic, which I can do.

It's $630,000;

I've got to spend quite a lot of money on it.

I mean, it's a sh... hole right now.

- Oh, my God.

- Yeah, that's how he takes my clothes off.

- Rotten.

- But I'm gonna make it beautiful.

That's what I do.

- When you gonna surprise him?

- He's kind of going through something,

you know, quite interesting right now actually,

because he's talked to us

about just maybe investigating his birth parent situation.

I'm not sure if he's ready to meet them,

but he's curious, and if he wants to make that decision,

I'm going to be there to support him.

I mean, it should be very easy to track them down.

- Sure, I mean, we do a lot of fraud investigations

and tracking people down.

- Are you allowed to then tell me their status,

whether they're alive, how many siblings?

Are you allowed to tell me all of that?

- Sure, that's not a problem.

- I would love to kind of work

that out a little bit,

you know, see what goes on with that and then really,

you know, kind of come back and say to him...

- Wow. - You know, this is yours.

When we actually adopted him as an anniversary

and I thought it would just be,

you know, really nice to say we're lucky to, you know...

- That's so beautiful. Oh, my God, yeah.

It'd be incredible.

- And some people say I have no feelings, you see?

I've just got to prove them wrong, right?

♪ ♪

- Hi. - How are you?

- How was your trip? - It was good.

- Yeah? - Yeah. It was very good.

It was a lot of fun.

- Awesome. - Just sitting, waiting

for Brooke to have her baby.

- Oh, my gosh. So, she went this morning

and the doctor said her cervix is softening,

and thinning out and she probably

won't make her appointment next week.

- It makes me feel really confident

about my sister's future

when I see her so happy,

and excited about this baby coming.

- I've known for nine months we're having a baby,

but I have to say, like, today

I swear it just became so surreal,

and such reality that, like, we're having a baby.

- Yeah, I can't believe it. - We're having a baby.

- I can't believe it. - We're having a baby!

- Each time I had my babies my sisters were in the room,

and I was in the room every time they gave birth.

So now our babies are having babies.

So we feel like it's all of our baby.

Did you have fun at the "Great Gatsby" party?

- I did. I actually had fun.

I didn't recognize anybody but Eileen.

- Hello. - Hello. You...

- Ms. Richards. - Oh, my God!

- What are you doing? - You didn't recognize me?

- I didn't recognize her either. - It's okay.

- It was the easiest time I'd ever had talking to Lisa Rinna.

Eden on the other hand, that was very bizarre.

♪ ♪

- Lorraine, I'll be back in an hour or so!

♪ ♪

[phone line trilling]

- Hello. - Hello, lovey.

I am going to meet with Eden,

so I just wanted to let you know I'd be gone for about an hour.

Gonna go see if we can clear up everything that's been going on.

I cannot remember having a conversation with Eden

saying things about Kim.

- All right, have fun. - Love you.

- Love you, too. - Bye.

And now, Eden has created

this chaos and gone to Vanderpump.

I'm not happy.

Well, hello.

- Hello.

- How are you?

- I'm not sure how I am.

Not sure how I am.

- Let's sit. I had a feeling.

- So what's been going on?

- No, let's talk about how you're not sure how you are.

- Well, let's talk about what's going on.

You've been busy. You've been a busy girl.

- What do you mean? Busy how? You were in Mexico.

- I was in Mexico. - Yeah, how was that?

- Well, I thought it was gonna be really fun,

and then it wasn't so fun.

I don't understand, Eden, you know,

it was really a really strange moment, you know,

those girls had me up against a wall literally.

I feel really sad about it now

to be honest with you, Kyle, and I'm sorry...

- You don't have to be trapped in a corner. I'm by...

- I'm trapped in a... By the way, I am too so...

- You're, like, really, literally in a corner.

- I'd love to know why instead of coming to me

and talking to me directly you went

to Lisa Vanderpump and talked to her.

Because I feel like you and I have a relationship

at least I thought where you could come to me.

We've been very open, and honest with each other.

- Yeah, very yeah. - Like, super open and honest,

like, maybe too soon.

Maybe too much.

- I told Vanderpump the truth.

I went, and I talked to her and she said...

- And what did you tell her? - Well, I didn't say anything

that wasn't said in the store.

I don't make sh... up out of the blue, I promise you.

- Did I say she was on... She was close to death?

I do not remember saying that.

- You said that she's an addict close to death.

You were saying it. - I don't remember saying it.

So I said if I said it, I will own up to it.

- Lisa said it.

I never put words in that woman's mouth.

She said what she said, and all I did was repeat it.

- She's just sticking her nose where it doesn't belong.

At all. - From the beginning.

She walked right over to tell me

"I just want to say, I've been talking about you."

- I look at the two of you and I feel like it's me

and my sister, so I get emotional.

- She hasn't stopped.

- What? - She has not stopped.

She has an obsession about you, and me, and us.

Maybe Eden keeps bringing this up

because she's struggling herself.

Maybe in an attempt to draw attention to my sister Kim,

it's actually a cry for help for herself.

- What was she talking about? - Eden went over

to Lisa Vanderpump's and had this conversation with her,

and she was basically saying

that she'd had all these conversations,

but Lisa Rinna is the one

who was actually saying these things to her.

That Lisa Rinna's actually the one

who gave her all this information.

She's not getting this from meeting you two times.

- Not really. - Lisa Rinna's basically

left her holding the bag.

- Why would you go to Vanderpump?

- 'Cause I needed to explain myself to somebody

who could just sit from an outside perspective.

- She wants an outside perspective,

which means an unbiased, open,

understanding perspective?

You've gone to the wrong person.

I mean, Vanderpump was, like,

having an orgasm she was so excited

that this was happening. That's not okay.

- She tells Lisa Vanderpump that Lisa Rinna said

that she's not sure if you're sober,

that you're close to death and your family knows it.

I know. I'm an enabler.

I mean, does that mean that I hand you a drink?

I don't understand what that even means.

- I think it is impossible

for Lisa Rinna to not talk about me.

She's been able to push me, and push my buttons,

and watch me, ah, and flare up, and react,

and I think Lisa realizes she can't do that to me anymore.

- Do not go behind my back and talk about me

with these other women

and then expect me to be there for you,

'cause I do not like that.

That is not okay with me.

You know well enough to come to me.

- I'm not a troublemaker. - I want to like you.

I like you a lot.

- I know you do. - I really do.

- I know you do. - And this felt... it hurt me.

I don't have anything against Eden.

I am disappointed, and in my disappointment

I want to just keep it right where it is and be cautious.

Why do I feel that I was thrown under the bus?

- Because I said what you said to me,

and I told it to obviously someone

who came back and threw it all at you

and instead of you saying "You know what?

"I did say this to Eden,

and this is how I feel" you went under the bus.

- Eden's quite adamant about the fact

that I've said those things,

but it's hard for me to remember,

and to even believe

that I would say those things in present tense.

I don't remember that.

- She spends a lot of time... - She's just stirring up sh...

- Running around, talking about you and I,

but she's not putting any focus on herself.

- Well, that's what people like to do.

They like to set little fires so no one focuses on them.

- Yeah. - I really want to get

to the bottom of who said what

between Lisa Rinna and Eden.

I know that whenever I find out I'm gonna be really pissed off.

I just don't know who I'm pissed off at yet.

It's bad karma. They're gonna get bad karma.

All I'm gonna say.

- Coming up...

- What are you doing? What is that? Cookie dough?

- Fish.

- That's fish? [laughs]

♪ ♪

- Hello. - Hey, Lisa, how are you, love?

- Hey. - Welcome, welcome, welcome.

- Good to see you. How are you? - I'm doing very well.

- Great. Yes.

- Do me a favor, sign in for me would you?

- Oh, my. - Please.

- Project Angel Food serves 1,400 meals a day

to people who are sick and who cannot leave their homes.

And I am receiving the humanitarian award

this week from Project Angel Food.

- Well, let's hope the other ladies

are right around the corner.

- I think they are.

- Beautiful. - They're usually pretty good.

How ironic is this?

Because I am not a good cook,

but now I'm getting an award for being in the kitchen

and, like, cooking, and, like, helping people.

Wow.

- Hi. - Hey!

- Hi! Oh, I'm excited! - I'm glad you could come.

- Hi. - Hey.

I'm Robert from Project Angel; give me a little squeeze.

- Robert, nice to meet you, Robert.

- I owe you an extra big squeeze.

- I love hugs.

- Eden has already donated $2,000.

Like, she's giving to the charity.

That's supersedes any bullsh... I've got going on with Eden.

- Hi, Erika. - Hi, you.

- Welcome! - Yeah, this is great.

- So happy that you're here. - Me too, me too.

- Hi, how are you? - Great to see you.

- Yes, thank you. - Well, where is everybody?

They are now 45 minutes late.

- I'm ready to cook. - I'm ready to cook, too.

Where are those bitches? [laughter]

It speaks to the fact

that they don't have a respect for me.

- Ladies, if you don't mind,

if you'll follow me, we're gonna head upstairs.

- If they did, they'd be on time.

- Where's Eileen? - I don't know

if Eileen's coming or not,

because her stomach's still not well.

- What happened? Did she barf?

- I got a message from her and she got worse yesterday.

- I've just been ill all night long,

e. trying to, like, be okay, but I'm not.

- So I'm a little concerned about her.

♪ ♪

- Okay.

- Dorit, could you have not gotten

a more relatable, humble car to come feed these people?

This is embarrassing.

Oh, my God, awkward.

- Sign up right here. - Oh, we're late.

- Yeah, you're a little late

and we're gonna get you through orientation.

- Nice to see you. [indistinct chatter]

- Excuse me, we have some late comers.

- Fantastic, welcome ladies. - Well done.

- Hey, how are you?

- Yes. - Hello.

- I think we're gonna go down because he's prepped us

and, you know, they have to get it out by noon...

- Hi beautiful, how are you? Nice to see you.

- So why don't you guys stay here and get prepped.

We'll start and then we'll...

- Sorry, she got a gate situation.

- What happened to your gate?

- We couldn't get out. - That happened to me yesterday.

- That happened to me once. - You got stuck at home?

- Yeah. - I believe Lisa.

Her gate's been stuck for a long time, honey.

Honey, that thing hasn't been open in 20 years.

- Cover your hair, wash your hands,

put on your apron, put on your gloves.

You're gonna put it over your hat?

- Why not? - Wait, you got to put

your whole thing up. - Yeah, I can.

Look, I'm gonna make it happen right here.

I don't mind wearing a hairnet.

I have a lot of weave in my hair and I'm sure that the people

who are eating these well-prepared meals

do not want my weave in their meal.

- Everybody ready? Come on in. Let's go feed people.

- Whoo! - Erika, Eden.

- Lisa, since you were the first one

waiting for me right here, I'll come right back.

- Okay. - You're right here.

- Oh, peppers. I love it.

- And we're gonna start with you.

- Oh, my, yes!

- You're gonna... we got this all ready for you.

- Scooping granola! - It's granola,

scooping granola.

- I love you! - So, heaping scoop.

Just one heaping scoop.

- One heaping scoop. - Okay, now you?

- Oh, Lord. - What's your name again?

- Erika. - Erika? Come on, Erika.

- Yes, sir. - It will rise to the top,

and then we'll open it, then you'll drain it,

and then you'll chop it.

- Oh, okay. Yeah, I can chop chilies.

May not be the fastest chili chopper, but I can do it.

I mean, I can do it. I can.

- Well, how can I wash these properly?

Hold up, yeah.

[laughter]

- Usually when I am washing zucchinis...

[laughs] I end up having a baby.

- I thought that Rinna was mad at Eden.

- I know, I thought so as well.

- I know, right? But you know what happened from, like...

- It was like, "Oh, hello." - Yeah, should we ask?

- No. - I'm gonna need you.

- Me? - Yeah.

- Oh, okay.

I'm not really sure what's going on here,

because when I last saw Lisa Rinna in Punta Mita

she was really upset with Eden,

and now Eden is here with Lisa Rinna at Project Angel Food.

So does that mean that Lisa Rinna is no longer mad at Eden?

Who lied here?

- We're making copa bacalao. - What is that?

- Tilapia, fish. - Oh.

- Yeah.

- So I'm gonna take that out of there and put that there?

- Yeah, I'm gonna get you a scoop.

So let me pull this blade off for you.

- Okay. - Thank you.

- Gonna die. Gonna die.

- I need another job.

- Go help Kyle. - What are you doing?

What is that? Cookie dough?

- Fish. - That's fish?

- Yeah. - [laughs]

Is it really?

- Yes, it really is, Erika. - You got an easy job.

- Shut up. - Okay, okay, how do we look?

- I think that's good. Oh, I have another one?

- There you go. - Perfect.

- What can you cook? - Me?

I can make a mean grilled cheese sandwich.

- A cheese sandwich?

- Yeah, it's what I'm good at, man.

The worst meal I've ever made?

F..., every meal. [laughs]

- So what happens when your man comes home and then...

- He knows how to eat.

He's been around a lot longer than I have, he's fine.

- I finished. I'm changing my gloves.

- You want to cross over and take over granola for me?

- Okay, perfect.

- I'm gonna need some more tops soon.

- Oh, I got a box full for you right here.

- Oh, well thank you. - Absolutely.

- I knew you had my back. - I like Eden.

- Yeah, she's okay. - I feel that Eden's

a little bit kind of intense,

but I do see that she's got a vulnerability about her

and she's almost like a broken bird in a way.

- It's just, I don't like the whole intruding in Kyle

and Kim's relationship.

Let them work it out. Just be friendly.

- I've already told her that yeah.

- It's intrusive. - Women at work.

- Oh, my God that is so funny.

Poor Kyle literally got stuck right now.

- Kyle, why are you not doing fish anymore?

- 'Cause I finished that. Now I'm moved on to granola.

- She's been demoted to work with me.

- I'm sorry if you think I'm being rude.

I'm not trying to be rude, I'm just...

- Right now? - Yeah.

- No, I don't think you're being rude at all.

I actually am really enjoying you right next to me.

- They have much to discuss. - Are they getting along?

What are they talking about?

- I don't think it will be over packing granola.

- You know what? If it were just bullsh...,

just gossip that would be one thing...

- Exactly. - But it's Kim's recovery.

That's a different...

- I know. - What makes it way

more important than, "Oh, hey, I don't like you"

or something stupid like that...

Or "You were mean to me at my party."

You know, who gives a f...?

- I've just heard some things that were...

- I know, and I would rather...

- Upsetting and I really don't know what to say right now

so I'm not saying anything and I am just acknowledging

that I know I'm not talking.

- Do you want to talk one day?

- Yeah, sure.

- Okay. - Obviously not here.

- No.

- Well, I think it's always good

to get together with everybody and clear the air

because a lot of things have been said,

a lot of feelings are hurt.

- And together as a group, right?

Yeah? I think it's a good idea

if we get together as a group and talk, yeah.

- Can we? - Yeah, I do.

- We are done. - We're good over here!

I am excited.

I'm happy to tell Kyle exactly what happened.

The truth is the truth,

and the truth will set us all free.

- Thank you for participating 'cause I think

it's just really important to get this out there.

- Yeah, it is. - So thank you girls, really.

And, you know, at some point let's all sit down and,

you know, deal with some stuff

that we need to deal with I think.

Be a good idea. - I think that's a good idea.

- Yeah, that is a good idea. - You just seem like you've got

a whole world of thought in your head right now.

- Don't I always? I feel...

- You feel positive? - I feel good.

And I know where I come from,

and certain things need to be talked about.

And so...

- It's a good idea. - We'll all see each other.

- All right.

- Good.

- Coming up...

- Well, do you think that her personality,

do you think that it's induced in some way?

- I am confused.

Is she accusing Rinna of having a pill problem?

♪ ♪

- This new Jag is so amazing.

Hey puppy, shopping time.

Perfect.

You're gonna love this blue sofa that I found.

I mean, it's gorgeous.

- You told me about 100 times. I'm dying to see it.

- No, but hopefully they've still got it.

I never really have a budget for decorating anything,

but for Max he's only 24.

I want to keep the price down so I'm looking for bargains,

but also I want it to be beautiful.

Where's the blue velvet?

- Right here. - And it's still on sale, right?

It hasn't gone... - Yes, ma'am.

- Back to the original price?

- No, we kept it on sale for you.

- Oh, that's perfect. It's way too nice for him,

way too elegant, way too everything

because he's 24 years old.

- Oh, got it. - So hopefully

he's not gonna abuse it, because this is so beautiful.

Isn't it gorgeous? - Wow.

- Oh, my God,

when I'm thinking of this beautiful blue velvet sofa

and my 24-year-old son and whatever he gets up to,

I almost have sympathy for this thing.

Well, how much is it?

- $1,550. - And how much was it?

- $5,200. - See?

Where's the coffee table that was here?

- Still right there. - How much is he?

- It was $3,200, and we marked it down to you

for a whopping $1,200. - Okay, I'm taking both.

A few months ago we'd also bought Pandora

and Jason a house.

- I think you're crazy. This is it?

- This is a belated wedding present to both of them,

and it's Pandora's birthday.

All the furniture inside was her birthday present,

and the house was our gift to both of them.

And look at your closet, come and see what I've done

to your closet. I've painted it all pink.

- You're insane!

- And that's what I'm gonna do for Max

because I've always wanted to treat the kids exactly the same.

How much is he?

- I think this one's, like, $599.

- You want to put it in front of it?

Do you like it?

- We'll know he likes it if he does a wee wee on it.

Oh, yes this makes me feel so happy.

He's gonna love this.

I am gonna get mother of the year award after this.

- Yes, you will.

♪ ♪

- Let's get Phoenix to crawl.

We need to work on this, Jagz. You know what we do?

Come here, Mama's gonna tell you a secret.

Phoenix is there. We need to get her to crawl.

So we put her toys here

and we have to get her to come to us,

and then she'll learn on her own.

Come here, Phoenix.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Look, Jagger, you're doing it.

You're doing it. Put it a little further.

You're doing it Jag. Come on, come here.

Good girl.

Jagger is the most delicious big brother, with such a big heart.

He is so gentle and so kind to his little sister.

- Hi. - Hi, how are you?

- Good, how are you? Come in. - Hi, Eden.

- Hi, beautiful. Come on in, honey.

- Hi, babe. - Come sit, my darling.

Sit here. - Hi, dude.

- What is that? - I really want that t-shirt.

You think mommy can find me one?

- I know. - Ooh.

- Yeah? Maybe I can borrow yours.

- He's got a dinosaur t-shirt.

That's what he wants to tell you.

- [growls]

- And an elephant t-shirt.

- And an elephant? And pants too?

- And pants.

I feel like I get whatever he's trying to say anyway,

but it's gonna be so fun to hear Jagger making sentences.

- Ooh, I like this game. And a hat?

Yay! - You have a hat too?

- What are these? - He's so funny.

So when I actually get to hear it,

that's gonna be so exciting.

The last time I was with Rinna she needed to talk to you.

She was not very happy with some of the things

that she had heard in Mexico.

- You know what, it's the last thing I've wanted to do,

and Eden is the one that's having the problem,

and Eden's the one that

is saying terrible things about you.

- To me? About me? - About you.

- So when I walked in... - Oh, oh, oh.

- And saw you guys. - Oh, oh, okay, I get it,

I get it.

- So have you seen or spoken... - Yes!

- To her? - We actually just sat

and talked.

- She had said to Kyle that none of it was true.

Whatever you had said to Vanderpump, none of it was true.

- I don't make sh... up. I just don't.

- That's what I said to Kyle.

I said "I really don't really know Eden well.

I just really don't believe that she would just make that up."

- And so when Rinna's really sitting across the table from me

and I'm telling her what she said

and she's really looking at me

saying "I don't remember any of this."

- Yeah.

- What am I supposed to say to that?

- Well, do you think that her personality,

do you think that it's, like, induced in some way?

- I am confused.

Is she accusing Rinna of having a pill problem?

[stammering] I don't know. I don't know.

All I know is how I feel, but she's not the same woman

that she is when it's just us.

- Rinna denied, denied, denied, denied, denied.

- Hmm. - Which...

- She's in denial.

[dramatic music]

- Coming up...

- Instead of having lunch with

a bunch of mean-spirited lawyers, I got you.

- Well, I can be mean-spirited.

- Really?

♪ ♪

- Hi.

- Hello, welcome. - Thanks, Girardi.

- You're expecting for one more person, right?

- Just one more person. There he is.

I'm expecting this guy right here.

How are you, babe?

- Welcome. - Thank you.

- May I get you anything to drink right away, please?

- I have this terrible cough,

and the doctor said a little pinot noir would help it.

- I got a nice pinot noir for you.

- [laughs] People are always like,

"Oh, you guys don't see each other a lot?"

But when we do see each other, it's 100% full-on attention.

I love you; thank you for meeting me.

- Can you imagine?

Instead of having lunch

with a bunch of gnarly insurance people,

and a bunch of mean-spirited lawyers, I got you.

- Well, I can be mean-spirited. - Really?

- This is what people don't understand:

it's not a detriment to the relationship.

It's actually helpful.

It's better than someone being in your face all the time

and, you know, you're not even present.

Are you going out of town next week?

- Library of Congress.

- I know you're travelling a lot,

so thank you for letting me borrow the plane.

I really appreciate it. - Yeah.

- You know I'm going to see my mom.

- No, I know that, yeah. - So it'd be nice to catch up

and go home for a minute. And that's really it.

I mean, I'm just busy working my little heart out.

For the first 10 years of our marriage

I was by Tom's side.

I was even the First Lady of a couple legal organizations

imagine that.

They hated my ass. [laughs]

Still do.

- I'm just ready for an expensive...

- Do you like it? [laughs]

- Erika, of all the stuff you've done, this is the best.

- Oh, this looks really fattening.

I love it; thank you.

I like the cheese.

You know that video, that was expensive video.

- It was worth it.

- Yes, it's to die for!

We're so rich, we just can't take it!

- It's nice 'cause I'm dancing with the boys

and girls in this video.

I think that's the first video

I've ever had where I danced with both.

And it's fun.

- And I like the fact that it's named "Expensive."

It kind of suits you.

- I don't know if people still doubt my marriage or not,

but it's interesting.

I'm not really worried about other people's marriages.

I don't know why they should be worried about mine.

They're not paying my bills, so why would I really give a f...

What they think. Who's picking you up?

- Oh, by the way did I mention? - What?

- You're looking good. - Aw, thanks baby doll.

I appreciate that.

♪ ♪

- Hi. - Hi.

- How are you? - Good, how are you?

- Good. Oh, this is all the goodies?

- We're gonna send this all home afterwards.

- Are these original? - Yeah, they are.

- These are very '70s. I like this.

You would think that growing up in front of the camera

since I'm three, four years old that

I would know what goes on behind the cameras, too,

but I actually have no idea.

Today we're looking at everything,

every costume change for everyone?

- Not everyone. - I'm realizing now

this is a much bigger role,

being co-executive producer

of this TV series than I realized.

And there's extra pressure because "American Woman"

is inspired by my life, and my mother's.

This is exactly what, like, my mom and,

you know, her friends were carrying.

This vintage Gucci... Well, it wasn't vintage then.

I'm trying to be respectful of my sisters Kathy and Kim

because it's our mom.

And this, I love, the vintage towel.

- This is vintage toweling. - When the idea was

first sold, my sisters were apprehensive

because they didn't really know exactly what the show was.

So it created a little tension, to be honest.

I know now that with time they've changed their mind.

They like where it's going. It's not dirty laundry.

It's great stories from my perspective.

- Everything's good. - The little drug scene,

that's all... everything's all clear?

- Everything's clear. - And what do they use for that?

- Baby laxative. - It's baby laxative.

- Snorting a baby laxative? - Mm-hmm.

- Yeah. - That's really crazy.

- That is actually what cocaine was cut with was baby laxative.

That's what I heard but...

- Rumor has it. - Yeah, rumor has it.

[laughter]

- This is where the "based on" and "inspired by" gets tricky.

I'm thinking, "Okay, drugs?

"My dad? That never happened.

This could get me into trouble."

What is the story with these cameras again?

So this one's gonna give us that, like, '70s vibe and feel?

- Yeah, exactly.

There's only four sets of these lenses left in the world.

- So they'll help us get this period look that we're after.

- Right, right.

That's key for the beginning, that makes such a difference.

It's been so exciting.

Oh, my gosh, someone bought the pilot.

But I need it to become a TV series every week,

otherwise it's kind of all for nothing.

That's exactly what I wanted.

♪ ♪

- The whole family's going? - Yeah.

- Even Harry? - Yeah, even Harry.

- Even Harry.

- Well, I've never gotten an award.

I don't know...

- Oh, really? - Never.

- Oh, you're getting an award today?

- I'm getting an award today.

- Oh, my God, I didn't know that.

- I'm being honored.

Tonight is the Project Angel Food Angel Awards,

and I'm nervous.

I don't really know what to do.

- Just don't cuss. - I won't cuss.

The truth is I have won

a Soap Opera Digest Award for Best Couple,

but that doesn't really count.

This is, like, grown up, big girl award.

[cell phone chiming]

Excuse me, I have a phone call.

Hello?

- Hi, it's Eileen.

- Hi, Eileen, how are you feeling?

- Well, you know, I feel not 100%.

- Oh, honey.

- No, and now I've got this weird eye thing

and I went to the doctor this morning.

And he says it's best if you just no makeup...

no contacts and I just think I just need to...

I think my body is, like,

breaking down from just overdoing it.

- It is, Eileen. You need to rest.

- I know, but I feel like... I feel awful.

- Don't feel awful, seriously, you would be there I know

if you could really be there.

Trust me, honey, I wouldn't want to go there

without any makeup on either.

You know, uh-uh, uh-uh, you don't want to see this,

like, without makeup, no.

- Well, I will be there in spirit.

I'm cheering you on. I love you so much.

I love you. Have a great time.

- Okay honey, buh, bye. - Bye.

♪ ♪

- Boy, oh boy, oh boy.

Hi, how are you? Thank you.

- Good, thank you. - Oh, my gosh.

- Oh, thanks for bringing the big car.

Okay, that can't get up my driveway.

- Wait, is this part of the whole outfit

or is this just the belt?

- Just the belt. - I'm gonna have to get that.

- You're gonna have to have it.

I tell you, play your cards right, baby,

I might leave you with a parting gift.

- Wait a minute, that's amazing. - It's Alaia.

So good, isn't it?

- That is to die for. - So, did you bring any booze

into this fancy motor car? - There's some wine.

It has wine in here, yes...

We've got some.

- Eden, she came over yesterday.

- Oh, my gosh, I can only imagine.

- No, you know what?

She came over, she stopped over.

She said that she met with Rinna after Mexico

and Rinna was saying to her,

"I don't remember saying these things."

And Eden was saying "You know, I'm not crazy.

I mean, I did have these conversations with you."

- Wait, did she tell Rinna that or she just told you?

- She told Rinna. - Oh, she told Rinna that.

I know Lisa Rinna said these things

because it's echoing things that she has said in the past,

and it's making sense why Eden has been acting the way she has.

- Well, anyway, I said those things and I said

"You know what, Eden,

if you want to sort of make your way into the group,"

I said "just take things a bit slow."

- I mean, if this woman comes to try to talk to me tonight, ugh.

- Coming up...

- I don't know you well, and you don't know me well.

But if I were your friend,

that sounds like one big flipping disaster.

♪ ♪

- Look how gorg our girls look.

You girls look gorgeous.

- You don't need to tell me. - I know.

I feel like a shrimp and I have my highest shoes on.

Okay, we need your arm to help us.

Everybody. - I'll take Amelia's arm.

- All right. - This is not that hard.

You guys can manage your high heels.

- How would Harry Hamlin know what it's like to walk in heels

down a driveway? - You look beautiful.

- Maybe we should get him a pair of heels and have him do so.

So, how do you feel about New York?

What was your favorite moment?

- When I got to talk to Gigi and ask her how to walk,

and she taught me how to walk.

- What was that like? - She was like, "Just pretend

you're walking down the street like you're getting food."

I was like "Oh." - I love that. So sweet.

- I was like, "Okay." [laughs]

- Like you're getting food? - I don't know.

- So you're hungry? You're a hungry walker.

- You're a hungry walker.

- Oh, I got nervous. - I can try to find it.

- I'm nervous. You know what?

I know I like a lot of attention,

but I'm nervous

because I'm gonna get a lot of attention.

So it doesn't make a whole lot of sense.

♪ ♪

Oh, thanks.

- Oh, look how pretty it looks always, I mean...

- The napkins look, they do that...

- Oh, it looks gorgeous! - We match!

- Thank you. - How contradicting, Kyle.

Angel wings?

♪ ♪

- Hi. [smooch]

- Oh, your [inaudible] party. - She was the wrong person.

- Hi. - Hi.

- Wait, oh I thought you didn't know him.

- Oh, yeah, we know each other.

- Hello, hello. Hi! Ooh.

♪ ♪

- Congratulations. - Oh, thank you for coming.

- Oh, congratulations of course. - Oh, thank you for coming.

- I wouldn't miss this.

- Baby, what a great cause. And what an honor.

- Hey. - Hi.

- You barely drink?

- I said a Coca-Cola, honey. - Oh sh..., sorry.

- No, it's okay. - Thanks, baby.

- I wouldn't feel good telling Lisa Rinna

I'm not gonna come to your charity event

because of what you said, you know.

I think that we're mature enough, I would hope,

that we can separate the two issues.

- Hi. - Hello, how are you?

- How are you? Nice to see you. - Look at you. You look great.

- I know. - I was looking for you.

- Thank you for coming. - Are you kidding?

I wouldn't miss it. - Thank you for coming.

I give people second chances, but I do have a tendency

when I feel like I've been betrayed

to have my guard go up a bit and it just means I'm careful.

- This is Dru, my best friend. - Dru?

- Dru, right? - I'm Dorit.

- Is Eileen coming? - She can't come; she's sick.

- What? She's sick? - She's still stomach sick.

- Still? Oh. - And she got pink eye.

- Ew, bye. Yeah.

Someone says you have pink eye it's like,

stop the press, okay?

Nobody wants you near them.

Lisa Vanderpump can't come.

- Why can't she come? - And Erika's out of town.

Her nephew's in town.

- Right, she could've brought him.

Just saying, anyway it's fine.

- I mean, it's not like you guys are besties.

- I know, it's all good.

I did go to that dog charity, but whatever.

- Oh. - Can you believe

how I've manipulated

all these people to follow me.

- But for a goddamn good cause, okay?

I feel like Lisa Vanderpump's not here tonight,

just an observation, not a judgment...

Is because this event is not about Lisa Vanderpump.

- Is Rinna sitting here, too? - No, she's right behind us.

- So we're going here and here?

- I think we have, like, an extra seat.

- Well, I'm glad that there is a table between us

and a lot of noise around us because then it's hard

to get into a heavy conversation with Eden.

I can always do that "I can't hear you, what?"

[indistinct chatter]

- Having fun? - Yeah.

Harry Hamlin supports me 100% in everything I do.

He has my back in everything.

And that can't be easy. [laughs]

It really has to be challenging

if you think about it for just two seconds.

Thank you, I want to toast all of you.

Because of you.

Great work, thank you, guys.

- Thank you. - Who's sitting next to Rinna?

- He's not properly dressed.

- We're gonna get his number and pocket it.

- You have a boyfriend? - [laughs]

- She has a boyfriend?

- No, she has a "kindred spirit."

- Having an emotional relationship over the phone.

Want to see a picture?

- I do. - Look at him, look at him.

Look at him. - Oh, my God.

Mmm.

Are you frigging kidding me? - No.

- And this is your kindred spirit, sweetheart?

He's got "f... me" written all over him.

- He's gonna get f... ed. - So she's met this guy...

She hasn't actually met him.

- You haven't met him, but you're dating him?

- She hasn't met him. - Online?

You're dating someone online?

- Yes, and they have a very deep relationship.

Nothing of which...

- He's in London. - You can understand.

He's in London.

- And you're having a deep relationship

with someone in London?

- Yes. You know...

- What does he do? - So, that's interesting...

- This is where it gets interesting.

- You don't know what he does?

- Okay, he comes from the background of

"I was a model."

Yep. Okay, wait, hold on, Kyle.

- He sounds like a winner. - No.

- He's so good looking though. Who cares?

- Oh!

- I don't know you well, and you don't know me well,

but if I were your friend,

that sounds like one big, flipping disaster.

- Come on, you guys, I need your support.

- We're certainly not great friends,

but I'd have to be a fool

to sit there and say "That's wonderful."

- Coming up...

- Now I love an award.

This is probably my first one I've ever gotten,

and it's probably gonna be my last.

♪ ♪

- You have a boyfriend?

- Okay, he comes from the background of "I was a model."

Yep. Okay, wait, hold on, Kyle!

- It sounds like the worst thing I've ever heard.

And if you were related to me, I would put my foot down.

- I get that.

I'm just enjoying whatever it is we're doing.

- You can do better.

Even I know that, and I don't even know you.

- What's going on? Kyle cares?

Kyle's showing that she actually cares for me.

There's, like, a little piece in here that says

"I might like Eden."

[gasps] Wow.

- I think she needs to be guided in the right direction.

Whether it is in her dating situation,

or in approaching friends, or wanting to help out.

- Yeah. - She's misguided.

- 100% agree with you.

- Eden really likes to go all in

when she meets someone.

Whether it's me, or a stranger on the street,

or this person she met online.

She really seems to want acceptance and love.

Now I'm starting to feel bad.

- I am gonna prove you wrong, both of you.

- I hope so...

- At least till after I sleep with him.

- Like I said yesterday I hope you do, but that is my...

- Guess what, that's not gonna happen.

- I want to thank you all for coming.

It's an amazing night,

and I'm really honored to make this introduction.

For 25 years she has been the light of my life

and my inspiration.

[cheers and applause]

[mouthing]

- Harry's words mean everything.

[mouthing]

- And now to accept

the Humanitarian of the Year Award,

please welcome the love of my life, Lisa Rinna.

[cheers and applause]

- Oh, my God. Oh, baby, I love you.

I love you so much.

Thank you. Oh, thank you.

Wow, my husband Harry Hamlin, how about that?

- Yay! - Do I not have

the most amazing husband in the whole wide world?

I'm the luckiest woman on the planet.

I just want to thank all of you for coming out tonight,

because as you see, it really matters.

Now I love an award,

this is probably my first one I've ever gotten.

And it's probably gonna be my last.

But if I can bring awareness,

then I've done a really good job.

- Lisa Rinna has that side where she says the wrong thing,

she regrets it,

and she either forgets or apologizes for it.

But then she has this side, too...

- Thank you all. [cheers and applause]

- Where she has been volunteering for this charity

for 20 something years, and you know what?

If someone does that, puts themselves out like that,

it's nice to be honored. - Thank you all for coming.

It was... I got you all here.

It's good. Or almost all of you.

I didn't get everybody, but that's okay.

I know we've all been through a lot lately,

it's all bullsh..., nothing matters.

This is what matters in the long run.

Right? In the end, it's all what we got to see.

All right, good night. Thank you all.

There's a lot of unfinished business,

but thank goodness we were able to put it all aside tonight

and be there for this amazing charity.

- Baby, you did good. - Thank you.

- All right. - I love you, baby, that was...

- You deserve every single honor that you get.

- Thank you. What an amazing night.

What a beautiful speech.

I'm lucky.

- No, I'm the lucky one. - No.

- Good job. - I love you, let's go.

- Let's go.

- Next time on the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"...

- Hi. - Hi.

- We're talking about cheesecake.

- They taste better than they look, even.

- Who needs men when you have your dessert?

- I saw it, it's etched in my brain forever.

- How bad was it?

- Sh... it was terrible.

- I think I said everything.

- Oh. - That changes a lot.

- It's my time of reckoning.

- You don't think of the consequences.

- You were provoking me. - Pick a lane.

- What? - Pick a lane.

- I'm talking to your sister.

Can I ever just talk to her? - Stop with that.

- A sober person doesn't act like that.

[dramatic music]

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