Original subtitles

♪ Hakuna Matata ♪

♪ What a wonderful phrase ♪

♪ Hakuna Matata! ♪

♪ Ain't no passin' craze ♪

♪ It means no worries ♪

♪ For the rest of your days ♪

♪ It's our problem-free ♪

♪ Philosophy ♪

♪ Hakuna Matata ♪

♪ Yeah! ♪

♪ Hakuna! Matata! ♪

♪ Timon! Pumbaa! ♪

♪ Hakuna! Matata! ♪

♪ It means no worries ♪

♪ For the rest of your days ♪

♪ It's our problem-free ♪

♪ Philosophy ♪

♪ Hakuna Matata ♪

♪ Timon & Pumbaa ♪

Gotcha!

Pumbaa, we're trapped in a crate.

That's one way to say it, Timon.

Another way would be to say,

"We're contained in a receptacle constructed of wooden slats."

Well, at least we won't starve.

Hey there, would you mind putting out that light?

I'm trying to catch some Z's.

The snail talks!

Why, of course I talk.

Gee, if there's one thing that make an animal impossible to eat,

it's the ability to speak.

Poppycock.

Hold your horses now, kid. I can sing, too.

♪ Shoo be doobie-doo ♪

Crud.

Now we definitely can't eat him.

Timon, he's so cute. And he can talk and sing.

We cannot under any circumstances eat this snail.

Never, never, never.

Okay, okay. We're not going to eat him. Calm down.

Hello there, snail. I'm Timon, and he's Pumbaa.

And since we cannot eat you and you are our new pal,

we might as well give you a name.

You've got cute gumdrop eyes, a swirly curlicue shell, and you're a snail.

I've got it!

We'll call ya Speedy! Speedy the snail.

Heh heh. How do you like that clever juxtaposition,

giving a snail, a noticeably slow creature,

The name Speedy?

Pleased to meet ya, Speedy.

Right back at ya, Pumbaa.

Looks like you and me and Timon are going to be lifelong friends.

Yay!

Timon, I just thought of something.

What if someone else tries to eat him?

Like who? We're in a box.

It's not like we're France, where snails are considered a delicacy.

Exclamation!

A snailavec le gumdrop eyes et leswirly, curlicue shell.

Tres delicieux.

No, no, no, no, no. He's with us.

Ta-da!

How dare you oppose moi, culinary Quint,

lemost succulent, palatable, and robustly

full-bodied chef en tout la France.

Where are we?

We're in France, where snails are considered a delicacy.

Hey, Bubba. Hardly hardly Help!

What do we do?

The only thing we can do, Pumbaa...

we've gotta rescue Speedy.

You are very lucky, mon petit snail.

Culinary Quint is going to turn you into a most delicious of delicious meals.

Filet of snail.

Lehyah! Lehyah! Lehyah!

Hey, look, it's Jerry Lewis!

Pshaw!

Just because culinary Quint is French doesn't mean he loves Jerry Lewis.

Well, hi!

It worked. I got him. Let's beat it! Go, go, go, go!

Sharp object!

- Aah! - Aah!

Au revoir.

Hey, look, you're the Timonalisa.

Now's not the time for comedy, Pumbaa.

We've gotta come up with an alternate plan...

and I know just the thing.

We would like a table for two...

Er, I mean,

I would like a table for one, please.

Tres bien.

Follow moi.

S'il vous plait, be seated.

Pour le special today...

I want a snail. Raw! And by that I mean uncooked; i.e., still alive.

You want a snail raw, uncooked, still alive?

Yes.

With cute gumdrop eyes and a swirly, curlicue shell.

And his name is Speedy!

I mean, his name isn't Speedy.

Oof! I mean, I didn't say anything.

Heh... I am a human.

Exitez vous!

Hey, you're the Pumbaa de milo.

This is no time for comedy, Pumbaa.

Our bestest new friend Speedy is still in life-threatening danger.

Heh heh heh...

- Hyaaaaaaa! - Hyaaaaaaa!

C'est unhogberserk!

Hidely, hidely help!

Le ouch.

Reverse!

Alley-oop.

Well, that wasn't so hard.

- Grrr. - Dah!

Aah!

Ooh. Mama.

Le ha, le ha, le ha!

Eureka. Les miserables.

That was close!

You said a great big mouthful, brother.

Not so fast!

You're not going anywhere, escargot.

Hyaaaah!

Lehooey...

You did it, you did it! You did it, Timon!

You saved us. Boy, boy!

Yeah. Thanks, Junior. Now, let's say we get me back home, ey?

You betcha.

Bye, Speedy.

Bye-bye, Timon.

Bye-bye, Pumbaa.

Have a nice life!

You, too.

Nice knowing ya!

Likewise.

See ya around!

Bye-dly-bye-bye.

My.

Here we go again.

Don't worry, Speedy. We'll save ya!

Just talk!

And sing, Speedy. Sing!

Yeah! He can't eat you if you sing!

The Dingling Brothers circus is proud to present...

Simon!

Are we having a roar or what?

It's a ball, Simon, ball.

Ball. Right. I knew that. I've been a sphere.

Round, son.

Been around.

Dad, it's just no use. I really stink at this circus thing.

Simon, one of these days the center ring spotlight will be on you.

Hey, Al, this stunt flying stuff certainly looks easy.

Yes, Bob, it certainly does,

and would be an impressive new attraction to our circus.

So let's do it!

Yi yi yi yi!

Oof!

Aah!

Yeow, this is fun!

What you said.

Man.

I just gotta get me some breakfast.

Man, I feel like I got a hole in my stomach.

Funny, you look like you got a hole in your head.

Yeah? How'd you like a hole in yours?

All right, all right. Save your energy. What can I tell you.

I get cranky when I don't eat... for months.

I heard that. And they say breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

Well, next to lunch and dinner.

Man, I'm so hungry I could eat a rack of raccoons.

I'm so hungry, I could eat the ham off a hamster.

Eew. I wouldn't eat that.

Well, I'm so hungry, I could eat a... a circus monkey.

Hey, who turned out the lights?

Hey, that's my foot.

That's my tail.

What's your name, chowder head?

I'm Simon.

Who... who are you?

We are three very happy hyenas.

You mean hungry.

Yeah. Yeah, that, too.

Simon says...

who wants to eat me?

Hey! He's my monkey. I saw him first.

He's my monkey. He landed on me.

Uhm... Aren't I sorta my own monkey?

This has nothin' to do with you.

Yeah, you stay outta this!

Eee?

No, not you! The monkey, banana brain!

Hey, who you calling banana brain?

Him. No, you.

I mean, the monkey!

Ha hee.

Yeah, what monkey?

Yaa!

Yaa!

Man, I can't believe you lost our breakfast.

Hey, at least I haven't lost my mind.

So, what are you saying?

I am saying, we better figure out how to get our claws on those paws.

Well why don't we just put our heads together.

Wait. I got an idea.

We'll all pretend we're monkeys

and get in a big barrel till he comes back.

That's a stupid idea.

No, no, no man. I got a better solution.

We could establish a natural preserve,

complete with representatives of each primate order,

creating a comfortable habitat for all members of the anthropoid ape

or pan troglodyte species known as chimpanzee.

Yeah. You get right on that.

Whoo hoo, whoo hoo!

- Hey, that's not bad. - Hey, that's not bad.

- What did he say? - I have no idea.

But I'm telling you, Banzai,

we got to catch our breakfast and we gotta catch it quick.

Yeah, it's almost lunchtime.

We just need a plan of attack.

I got it!

Me, too. Let's start a band.

We'll call it... The Monkeys!

No, bark breath. If you want the chimp to show,

you got to give the chimp a show.

Aah!

Dad!

Come one, come all, to the greatest show on the Serengeti!

Step right up. Left foot first.

You won't believe your eyes!

Hey, wait a minute. Weren't you...

That's right. A seasoned circus professional, the toast of Tanzania,

The love of Liberia!

- Have a seat, ma boy. - But...

I said, put your seat in the seat.

And let the show begin!

Whoa!

Aah!

Hey, nice of you to think about droppin' in for dinner!

Well, dad, looks like the spotlight's finally on me,

and the show must go on!

Breakfast is served.

You know, I believe our monkey stew is missin' an ingredient.

- What? - Everything...

includin' the monkey!

Let's get the monkey!

Come on, monkey!

Where do you think you're goin', kid?

Yeah, no chimp's gonna make a chump outta us.

Hah hah hah hah...

What you say?

I, that is, well...

Um... what about the show?

Let's bounce on him, boys!

Did you say bounce?

Are we havin' a ball, or what?

Believe me. I would know, I've been around.

Around.

I get it. Round!

Don't worry. You have nothing to sphere... but sphere itself.

This guy's great, man!

That's right. I'm on a roll!

On a roll!

Let's get him!

How do we get him out?

Hey, good idea, Eddie.

Since we missed breakfast, let's just push this button... lunch.

Mornin', dad.

Go back to sleep, son.

The spotlight will be on you one of these days.

Man, the chimp got away.

And I'm still hungry.

Yeah, me, too.

I'm so hungry, I could eat a...

A blue whale.