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ANNOUNCER: This season

of Beverly Hills..."

That's beautiful!

Woo!

Lisa, don't!

Lisa!

Oh, my god!

[LAUGHTER]

We should renew our vows.

Do we have to do that consummation thing again?

Well, of course.

[LAUGHTER]

You want it to be the same as it was.

But don't you realise that you keep saying things.

You're manipulative.

You hold a grudge.

You do this.

You do that.

I never accused you of anything.

I just know that she'll never have my back.

Whatever!

[INAUDIBLE] evil!

Five times, heard you.

Blah, done that.

Every time my phone rang in the night

I thought they were gonna say your sister's gone.

Aw, somebody's crying.

Uh-oh.

Shut the [BLEEP] up.

My gosh.

Let me explain something to you very quickly here, OK?

So listen up. - Oh.

OK.

Let me be very clear with you.

I was left with $700,000 in debt and at $1.59 million lawsuit.

I had one book deal.

Don't you guys can just discuss like normal women?

My advice?

Yeah?

Why you're asking us?

Ask Brandi.

Brandi, what really did go down between you and Adrienne?

She lies a lot.

We all know this one major lie to be true.

And it just annoys the [BLEEP] out of me

that she keeps lying about it.

She wanted to meet up and talk about you.

What does she want to talk about me for, then?

BRANDI: She was gonna have a go with you.

Are you kidding me?

You did not to say that.

I am not lying, bitch!

I am not lying. - Called my wife a bitch?

And you thought that I never called you?

[BLEEP] you.

You're a piece of [BLEEP].

And what I've seen from you, Brandi, is a lot

of really cruel behaviour.

I think you viciously attack people.

I don't viciously attack people.

WOMAN: Well, you do.

He's not gonna want these plates here.

God bless you.

We want our plates here.

[LAUGHTER]

Go ahead.

Typical dig, typical insult.

Are you serious?

[LAUGHTER]

He looks a little pathetic.

It's getting worse.

It's not getting better.

Just wait a minute.

Come here.

Move

What could be more important than being with your family

and your children?

I'm leaving.

I'm wondering if Adrienne is going to come tonight.

I'm pretty shocked to learn that Paul

and Adrienne have separated.

No matter how many Chanels you borrow,

you will never, ever be a lady.

That's pathetic.

LISA: Life isn't all diamonds and rose, but it should be.

BRANDI: Money doesn't give your class.

It just gives you money.

ADRIENNE: No Know your friends.

Show your enemies the door.

TAYLOR: I fought too hard for this zip code go home now.

YOLANDA: I like to have fun, but I don't play games.

KIM: Life is a journey.

And I'm finding myself every day.

KYLE: I'm born and raised in Beverly Hills.

This is my town.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Starcy, can you get these two lovely ladies a drink?

If you're not too busy.

Look at those shoes.

[INTERPOSING VOICES]

I love it, right?

Why not?

[LAUGHING]

Linda just got here.

Shall I go say hello?

Yeah, if you want to.

Are they good together?

I made them be good together.

I like that.

David, I love you.

And I might see in Portofino.

Thank you for having me.

Bye, baby.

Have fun.

WOMAN: Bye.

Have a good time.

WOMAN: Love you.

Oh, we love you so much.

WOMAN: Bye!

Why is there a priest?

So wait, maybe...

Look at the heart.

Well, there's... she's got something up her sleeve.

There's a big heart.

Is it Valentine's Day?

Somebody's getting married.

That's why the priest is here, the heart.

Someone's getting married.

Hello.

Oh, what's that?

Hi.

What's up?

Well, you know Sharon and Simon.

How are you?

Good to see you.

How are you?

Looks amazing.

The view is incredible.

Really, I broke up a family?

Oh, my god.

Do you believe that?

Yeah, I'm blamed for everything.

Do you feel good about yourself, breaking up a family?

I do.

Adrienne and Paul, you put them through hell.

Well, who is she even to walk into this conversation?

We're [INAUDIBLE] three friends.

You can go.

Look, we were having a decent conversation.

Yeah, it was fine. And she...

Actually getting ugly.

And you know...

JENNIFER: Wait, wait, wait.

I was with Kim.

What happened?

Nothing.

It's just I was trying to have a conversation with Marissa.

And then Faye comes over and puts her big, fat [BLEEP]

dick on the table.

JENNIFER: Are you kidding me?

No!

What went down?

She's so rude.

She's just awful.

You can go.

This has nothing to do with you.

Yeah, [INAUDIBLE] conversation.

I'm not going anywhere, and you've ruined a family.

And you've ruined a family?

She said that.

She said that?

- She dared to say that. - Oh, really?

It's your responsibility?

Yeah.

I said, how dumb can you be?

Shee, shee, shee, shee.

Mwah.

This is the new kiss.

This is the new Beverly Hills kiss, the chin.

[LAUGHTER]

You want to talk to Marissa?

I'll get Marissa, and you and Marissa talk.

Yeah?

WOMAN: Sure.

Marissa?

Let's finish talking.

Yeah, Marissa, let's finish that conversation.

No, I know. I was coming.

- That's crazy. - I know.

- Do you want... - Anyway...

Do you guys [INAUDIBLE]?

It's probably nothing to do with Faye.

You know, [INAUDIBLE].

No.

She... she... well, she... she says she was protecting me.

She didn't come back you...

Back you up.

She came to trash her in front of us.

She didn't back you up.

What does a Chanel bag have to do...

And Adrienne's breakup have to do with our conversation?

That's true.

OK, fine, you're right.

So when I got the text from you, I was like, what?

I get this text.

From?

Brandi.

And it says, I think I know what will be great...

What will save your marriage.

You each should give each other a hall pass.

If something was bothering her, she should have come to me

and not talked to a bunch of catty bitches

at a party about it.

Hall pass, what's a hall pass?

Does that mean we each go sleep with other people?

What is that?

She was joking.

No, no, I wasn't joking.

No, I said instead of throwing your husband under the bus

and saying I want to sleep with someone else.

I don't know what I want to do.

I like this.

This... he's not my type.

Instead of doing that, it would be really

interesting if you guys just take a break,

like a hall pass each.

I don't give the best advice, clearly.

It's supposed to be a beautiful, romantic night,

a celebration of our vows.

I have put a lot of effort into this party.

I don't want to hear it.

I say what a lot of women I know are thinking.

So I'm the person who says, when I'm with all my girlfriends...

Well, you don't have to protect your husband.

No, I do.

And... and... I totally agree with you 100%, 1,000%.

Don't ever put a girl down in front of other women if you

really like her because, you know, that's really... it

loses trust between two girls.

And we're a group of women.

We should all stand up for each other

and... and... and be honest.

But if I was mad, it would have

been a whole different thing.

Clear it up now, but there's another thing.

YOLANDA: You see, but the cool this is, Marissa,

at least you can admit it.

No. I do admit.

YOLANDA: And at least you can say...

You know what?

No, no, I have one question.

Wait, one more question.

And I don't know who [INAUDIBLE]

because no one will tell me.

But someone said that I would sleep

with any man, like, a married man, or I flirt

with everyone's husband? - Someone did.

I didn't say that.

[INAUDIBLE] said, OK.

And I told you who said that.

I don't remember.

Who said that?

Was that Faye?

That was Faye.

I love the earrings.

Thank you, honey.

You know, I rotate my jewellery like I rotate my tyres.

[LAUGHING] Some people rotate tyres.

I rotate my jewellery.

I like that.

I thought you rotate men.

Well, that too.

[BLEEP]

Linda Thompson is one of my closest friends.

And she was married to David Foster.

They were together for, like, 20 years.

I have to tell you that I have not been...

You know, Yolanda started hanging out with my friends.

And it's been really hard for me, Linda.

LINDA THOMPSON: Oh, why?

No, but I mean, I don't like to hear from other girls,

like, oh, she's talking about you.

You're gonna have to let me talk before you talk.

No, no, I'll let you talk.

Because of your relationship with David,

it was like I went into the relationship with them.

And I... I just went in with, like, I don't want to like you.

It's been a struggle for me to be really open

and welcoming to Yolanda because of my loyalty

to Linda Thompson.

Linda and David had a bad divorce.

It lasted for some time, and my friend was hurt.

And I'm really loyal to my friends.

I guess what I need to know from you

is if moving forward, if I'm friends with them,

if it's gonna hurt us.

Oh, honey, never.

Are you kidding?

I would feel horrible if you weren't.

I would feel really awful if you weren't able to be.

I just don't want you to ever think I wasn't loyal to you

because I love you so much.

Oh, I know, honey.

Oh, my god, of course not.

I want you to be friends. - And I know that he hurt you.

And it just is something that's hard for me.

No, but it... that's years ago.

I mean, and I've...

I've so moved past that.

OK, I love you.

I just wanted to clear that with you before.

Where's Faye?

There's... there's Faye.

Uh-oh.

What happened?

What's going on?

They're talking.

Oh, my lord.

Who's talking?

What's wrong?

You think that I get Brandi to say things for me.

I think you get her all worked up, yes.

Like what?

Say what?

Say all the things that she's said about Adrienne.

So you think she doesn't...

Oh, no, she's got her own issues with Adrienne, nothing

to do with me. - Why? But why?

I don't understand why that would be, though.

Well, why don't you ask her that?

That's a real insult to me.

That's a real insult to me, Faye.

Oh, honey, I don't want to insult you.

- Well, that's a real insult. - This is your home.

And I would never insult you.

Well, that is an insult.

Well, that wasn't an insult.

So you think I get Brandi to speak on my behalf?

I think...

I think it's a bloody insult to say to the hostess

of a party you're manipulative.

I do not tell her what to say.

You defend her.

Of course I defend her.

And of course... right.

I do defend her, absolutely.

Right.

But what about the other night, the man that she was hooking up

with at the white party.

What do you mean the man was hooking up with?

She was in the bathroom kissing.

That is not true.

That is incorrect information.

Faye is being a little hypocritical here.

Faye is actually guilty of what she was accusing Brandi

of, spreading malicious gossip.

I just wish that we would stop...

I opened the door. No, hold on for a second.

...playing chess and everybody start getting...

OK, you've been talking to Kyle.

I haven't been taking to Kyle.

Being in a friendship with you is like playing

chess with Bobby Fischer.

Every move is so calculated [INAUDIBLE]..

Thanks, Kyle.

I just think that everything is just a plot and a plan.

And it's just...

So you think...

OK, well, that's such an insult. So you think...

I am not trying to insult you.

Yeah, well you have.

I don't like it.

I don't either.

Let's not fight. I don't want to fight with you.

I'm fighting with you.

I'm really insulted by what you said.

Oh, please, Faye.

Really?

I know where this comes from.

I mean, she's Kyle and Adrienne's friend.

Checkmate, bitch.

It would be nice if she did a little bit

less harm because she's doing a lot of harm to a lot of people.

I mean, Adrienne and Paul are now separated.

You know they've been through hell.

Oh, she's got nothing to do with that.

Oh, really?

Faye's really getting on my nerves.

If she wasn't a friend of Kyle's, I would

be kicking her out of here.

Yeah, but I take resentment for is that you turn around

and you saying, I get her.

I get her to say...

Say things on my behalf?

Are you serious?

I think that you get her worked up.

Look at you.

You've been Kyle's mouthpiece many times.

I'm my own person, sweetheart.

When I see something that's unjust, I say it.

OK, come on.

I'm not laughing.

Be careful.

YOLANDA: All right.

She says she thinks that I tell you what to say

and I wind you up.

And I take offence to that.

I take offence to that, because if anything, I love her,

but I try and calm her down.

I take offence to that.

I think she fights your battles.

That's all I think.

And by the way, I think that that's

what friends typically do.

Oh, my god.

I really don't like getting involved

when other people are arguing.

Now I see a potentially volatile situation.

But I am just pointing it out.

So you don't fight Kyle's battles?

I fight my own battles.

I fight battles with...

You just fight...

You... you just came to the table,

and you're fighting Adrienne's battle, first of all.

- Yeah. - And second of all...

- I wonder why. - And second of all...

- I wonder why. - And second... wait.

Let me speak.

And second of all, you were fighting Kyle's battle

the other day because you said in front of everybody

how, you know, Brandi went into the bathroom with a boyfriend,

which, by the way, you didn't see, but it was hearsay.

So you're fighting other people's battles.

She was found in the bathroom with...

Not by any of us. FAYE: Not a lot of clothes on.

- Not any... by any of us. - What?

WOMAN: [INAUDIBLE], , you guys, no, no.

In one of... a child's room.

All I know is it was inappropriate to do.

You're a mother.

And if you guys like that stuff at your homes, that's great.

But these are family, and these are kids.

You didn't see it.

Well, if Portia had walked into the bathroom...

And the door wasn't even locked.

It was 1:00 AM!

The door wasn't even...

Was Portia... is Portia awake at 1:00 AM?

By the way, these are my godchildren, Kyle's...

Kyle's children.

And when I see something inappropriate

happen to one of them...

Did you see it?

Faye, [INAUDIBLE].

[INTERPOSING VOICES]

They were probably playing Tiddlywinks.

I'm sure they were playing Tiddlywinks.

ANNOUNCER: Coming up...

WOMAN: So she hurt you too.

What do you mean, too.

OK, in addition to, she hurt my sister.

What do you mean in addition to?

She really hurt me.

YOLANDA: But Faye...

I'm being attacked by every single one...

No, no, no.

No, you're not being attacked.

Well, I have been all night.

You actually asked me to leave a little while ago.

No, no.

You walked... no, Faye, that...

No, we were in a conversation, the three of us.

I needed them to work something out.

And I was the person that tried to do that.

You walked into the conversation...

Unfortunately, when I see somebody that's...

That is innocent, I feel nervous for them, especially, you know,

when there's two of you. - Did she ask for your help?

No, she hasn't asked me for my help.

And did... she didn't ask you.

And you came in anyway.

I think it's rude.

You know something?

This is super boring, honestly.

BRANDI: Then you should go.

I'm getting really, really bored with this conversation.

But you never want to leave.

Stop asking me to leave the place.

This [INAUDIBLE] not yours. - Then stop staying it's boring.

If it's boring, you should go.

Well, this conversation right now, it's just...

It's just boring at this point. - Go.

I think if you're bored, you should go.

Oh, I'm sure you do, love, 'cause you're so innocent.

Oh, my gosh, I never said I was innocent.

There's nothing innocent about me.

We know that.

Listen, you guys have obviously

had a problem with each other for a long time now.

It's not like...

Yeah, but excuse me.

She's insulting me. So...

OK, but this is not about you right now.

We're talking about their situation.

Well, it is about me because she insulted me.

[INAUDIBLE]. No, no, I know.

It is about me. It started about me.

OK, well, I didn't hear that part.

Well, exactly.

She insulted me.

And she says I get Brandi to talk for me.

Really?

That's a [BLEEP] insult. So come on, Kyle, here's

your last chance.

Back me up.

If you're not sure that something they're saying

isn't true and it's just to try to discredit me,

as those things were...

I will work on that, like I said.

And it was not to hurt you.

It seems like she has enough problems going on right now.

Faye is not the first person to think that Brandi

is Lisa's mouthpiece.

She's just the first one to say it to Lisa's face.

I don't know her from Adam.

I don't know why...

Thank god.

You're... you're obsessed with me.

You... you can't stop... - I am not obsessed with you.

BRANDI: You are.

All you do is talk about me what think about me.

That is not true. By the way...

You're always at me.

And I don't know you.

I don't know you.

FAYE: I don't know you either. - Then stop talking about me.

And I don't want to know you.

But I'd like for you to stop hurting people

that I do care for.

- What are you talking about? - Because you individually...

YOLANDA: [INAUDIBLE] the other night.

Stop talking about me.

Oh, the one time.

Really?

No, it's more than one time.

When I see you, I don't even who the [BLEEP] you are.

I don't know your last name.

Is it Arsnik?

You're such a liar.

Why do... that's another pretty little lie.

- Let's go sit down. - I mean, it's so obvious.

Please.

Let's go sit down.

I can't take it.

You can't take it?

No, I know you guys obviously...

Really, I can't.

Don't touch me.

I'm not gonna touch you.

Excuse me.

I'm, like, shocked.

I mean everything that's come out of her mouth

so far is extremely below the belt and uncalled for.

That's my opinion.

And for whatever it's worth, it's might be worth nothing.

But I mean, you know?

Faye seems to be a troublemaker.

She seems to like to stir the pot.

That seems to be her specialty.

She doesn't know me.

All she does is come after me for no reason.

Like, she's obviously speaking for somebody else.

No, she's been very defensive because

of the whole Adrienne thing.

And I get that.

But you guys obviously don't get along.

But she's just trying to... she's trying

to tell somebody that you take a battle for somebody else.

I don't know Faye.

And she's... she's at me about game

night and at me about the things that she wasn't there for.

So whose battle is she fighting?

Do you know what I mean?

I... all I know is you guys have never gotten along well.

And I say that...

I had that dinner party, and you guys...

What do you mean? I don't even know her.

No, I know.

But that night, you got so upset.

Because she came at me after game right and things

that she wasn't even around for.

I feel like she really thinks about me a lot.

[LAUGHING] OK.

Well...

No, but is she speaking for you?

And who is she speaking for?

I just don't understand.

Well, not for me because I can speak for myself.

And... and you and I have been fine.

[INAUDIBLE] for me.

No, I like you.

I'm not saying I don't.

And I'd like you too.

Yes, we've had our problems.

It's not about that.

But she... and I don't need her to speak for me.

BRANDI: No, I know.

So who... she doesn't know me.

I think it's because... it all started

with the Adrienne thing.

I didn't wreck Adrienne's marriage at all.

They have their own issues.

Well, we don't need this to be a big nightmare here tonight.

No, I have no issue with you or you.

I honestly feel like we've all...

And even you, even.

[LAUGHING] That's nice!

I feel like we've come a long way.

Don't leave me out

I just don't know her.

And so I'm not going to fight with her.

I really just cannot get involved

in everybody's problems.

I'm not doing this "pick a side."

I'm not doing it.

I don't want to do that.

In Faye's defence, in her mind, she's already

upset with Brandi. - So...

...because of... hold on, let me finish.

She's already upset with Brandi because of her fight

with Adrienne.

And she feels that she's hurt Adrienne and Paul's family.

Wait [INAUDIBLE].

I'm sorry.

But how can you keep going?

And I know I'm...

I've made up with Brandi.

But how can you sit here and keep

going she's hurt Adrienne, when she hurt me the most at first?

I'm just serious. - Of course, OK, that too.

I know.

But I'm just... it bothers me to keep hearing she hurt Adrienne.

That's in addition to.

It really... but I know, but you keep saying.

OK, fine. Kim, fine.

- What do you mean fine? - So she hurt you too?

What do you mean fine? Too?

OK, in addition to, she hurt my sister.

What do you mean in addition to?

She really hurt me.

KYLE: I know that.

I know that.

And mind was...

I... I just don't know.

You keep going she hurt Adrienne.

She hurt Adrienne.

She really, really hurt me.

I understand that.

My point is as much as it maybe bothers you, we have made up

and we've moved on.

Really?

And I... I wouldn't even... regardless

if it hurt you or not... - I'm just...

KYLE: I'm not going to... - Regardless.

It's regardless. And... and... but real quick.

It's regardless.

Kim, I'm not saying she didn't hurt you.

I'm saying... would it make you feel

better if I say in addition to that, she hurt you?

My... the whole point of the story is...

In addition just makes it feel so minor.

OK, I'm explaining Faye's position right now.

[INAUDIBLE], Kyle.

Would make me feel better if you said

says she hurt my sister, in addition she hurt Adrienne.

DWIGHT:

We all know that.

But the point here is not to bash Brandi.

I'm not here to attack Brandi.

I'm here to explain Faye's position.

DWIGHT I just want to clarify.

We've already done the Brandi thing.

We've already talked about that.

But that's [INAUDIBLE].

Well, maybe I'm not done.

Maybe it still hurts me. Hello?

KYLE: Oh, I understand that.

And I understand that.

And you're my sister.

I will always protect you.

I just want you to forget that that was a very painful thing

for me that I went through. I...

Kim, I'm not gonna forget that you went through a hard time.

No, I just... when you put it so secondary,

Kyle, it feels to me...

KYLE: Because...

There's no going because.

I am not talking about my issues with Brandi.

KIM: It doesn't matter. Just don't forget.

No. Listen to me.

KIM: I'm not gonna listen to you.

You listen to me.

I'm not talking about my issues with Brandi.

I'm explaining Faye's position.

I understand.

But just don't forget.

KYLE: I didn't forget.

I haven't forgotten.

OK.

Because that was very painful for me, really.

So just do me a favour, acknowledge it, OK?

KYLE: I acknowledged it plenty of times.

YOLANDA: OK, so leave it like that.

[INTERPOSING VOICES]

KYLE: I've acknowledged it plenty of times.

But you're not getting why I didn't talk...

I do get why.

Just when you put it so secondary

and you forget about it, because that was really...

KYLE: I wasn't going through the list of things

that Brandi's done, OK?

I'd be here all [BLEEP] day.

It's what really pushed me into one of the biggest

depression of my life.

Don't forget it.

Shh, guys, guys, let's not start.

Really.

I'm simply explaining...

Just acknowledge what she's saying.

It really is one of the biggest, most depressing...

KYLE:

I did.

I just like to have it not be...

Just remember. YOLANDA: I know.

I know. Shh.

Shh-shh. Shh.

It wasn't her life that was destroyed.

She did it to me once.

You are a liar and second, alcoholic.

Brandi did it to me the second time.

At least I don't do crystal meth in the bathroom all night

long, bitch.

It did affect my kids and me.

It almost killed me.

Well, I think that's the main...

Listen...

That's OK.

Let's just, you know, drop it.

You know, it's a party.

ANNOUNCER: Coming up...

Oh my god, you guys, Adrienne's here.

KIM: Huh?

Oh, my gosh!

Oh, yes!

Pandora and Jason, it's their year anniversary.

But they don't want to take any of the spotlight.

For some reason, they said, no, we want

to take a back seat tonight.

We've done one year.

You've done 30.

I met your father when I was 21, which was 30 years ago.

I waited a long time to get married, three months.

[LAUGHTER]

Well, you waited, like, five years to have me.

I know.

Well, yeah, I was a baby, four years.

It seems to work.

30 years now?

Yep, I know, right?

They all shake their head as I walked down the aisle.

I can clearly say now that they were wrong.

I hope for them, that they have the same as us.

And maybe I will try to encourage her

and teach her to treat her husband the way

I've treated her father.

1982, what were you doing in 1982?

Your father.

[LAUGHING]

And it wasn't...

I do.

[SIGHING]

Oh my god, you guys, Adrienne's here.

What?

Oh, my gosh!

Hey, are you OK?

Yeah.

Not really.

Oh, Adrienne!

I am shocked to see Adrienne walking into Lisa's house.

What's happening?

I've been trying to reach you for days.

ADRIENNE: I know.

Her eyes and her nose are red.

I can see that she has been probably crying all day.

What has happened?

I don't understand.

[CRYING]

Shh.

Adrienne, we're here for you.

Is Adrienne here?

Yeah.

MARISSA: Have you gone in there to sit with her?

No, literally, I've just come downstairs.

But, no, she must have arrived, and then

they've gathered round.

So maybe I'll just go...

Is she crying?

...see.

I don't know.

I thought she'd come [INAUDIBLE]..

That's OK.

It's fine.

MARISSA: Oh, my god.

KYLE: It's OK.

We're here for you, OK?

MARISSA: Oh, hon.

I'm so sorry.

BRANDI: Hi, honey.

Are you OK?

You know, I don't know.

For the last few weeks, it's been very difficult with...

With Paul and I. You know, you get to a point

where a break has to be made.

So now we've split.

But I know as far as my children, they're my life.

And so far, it's very hard to be away for them,

because I've never away from them.

So...

And you're gonna have to give that part up.

And... - No.

To have to do that is extremely, extremely painful.

That I know.

And you know.

And Kim knows.

So, you know it... it just... It's tough because I just

got served with papers tonight.

And I'm dealing with it.

I'm [INAUDIBLE].

Tonight?

Yeah.

He served you with the divorce papers

or just separation papers?

We're separating.

I was very surprised that Adrienne

came to our wedding anniversary and didn't

even have the decency...

The decency... to come and find Lisa and I

and say that she was sorry for being

late, typical, typical bloody Adrienne.

I know.

Where's Paul?

I mean, I don't know what to say.

Yeah.

[INAUDIBLE] Adrienne.

OK.

Did the kids know?

They know now?

I talked to them, but they won't be home.

So you know, they're all crying.

I want to just support, you know...

You know, children are very resilient.

They are.

But the kids want their mother.

I mean, I'm... I'm just being honest.

They want me to be there.

Let me ask you a question.

I know you're saying you're worried

about having to give them up and splitting your time with them.

But what about you and Paul?

What about your relationship?

There's fundamental issues we need to work on.

And you know... you know, I...

I hope that... that... that we can move in a positive direction.

[SIGHS]

You know, I feel sorry for her, obviously, you know?

I mean, going through divorce is the worst thing

that can happen to a woman.

But I just feel like Adrienne has had so many opportunities

to come back into the group, you know,

just show a little bit of her vulnerable side.

And we would have all rallied around her.

But she's just... you know, she's on such a high horse

and like she's above all of us, you know?

Yeah.

But I don't see her as a fighter.

You know what I'm saying?

She might not be able to...

Be able to or want to deal with the wrath.

Well, [INAUDIBLE], I mean...

You know what I mean?

The other night when we were standing in a circle

at her party, and she...

Come on.

Oh, because she was instigating?

Yeah, she was totally instigating.

I just don't want to throw somebody under... under the bus.

You don't want to throw anybody under the bus.

But you're throwing all of us under the bus.

She's throwing all of us under the bus every single time.

Now, you, you, all of us.

If you don't like fighting, then

you don't instigate fights.

No, you're right.

[LAUGHING] But she was also...

You know, she's also angry for what has happened to her.

I know, but nobody was [INAUDIBLE]

except for her and Brandi.

Right.

And instead of, you know, working...

No, I see what you're saying. I see what you're saying.

You'd rather just between...

Be between the two of them and deal with it.

- Yeah, I mean... - And then... yeah.

You know, sometimes life throws things at us that might

not be there at the right time.

But, you know, you got to deal with it.

The whole entire group is now, you know, away from her.

Done with it.

And we're are all like, OK.

Yeah.

You know, it's a little late to show up now

after three months, the day you announce

your divorce from your husband.

Do you think that's the right time to show up at a party,

and everybody's been drinking and eating.

No, I'm surprised.

I'm surprised she's here.

I... I wouldn't be able to...

I probably wouldn't have the guts to show up.

Neither the desire.

Or the desire to come.

I really wanted to work on this

and try to figure out a solution.

I'm hoping that we could get the right counselling.

And my children are kind of shocked.

Is he willing to go to counselling?

Yeah, he is.

He is willing to go?

That's really good.

That's important.

ADRIENNE: Yeah. I mean, it's always...

I mean, you guys...

I know you guys bicker.

But you guys love each other.

We do.

It's just, you know, finding that... that...

I think when things get tougher and we're in a very difficult

situation in our lives.

And you've had a tough year.

Right.

What's important to me is my children.

You know, I want to get back obviously to my children.

So Kyle, I know it's Lisa's day.

I don't want to, you know, be the downer.

So congratulate her for me.

Lisa didn't really come over to see how I was feeling.

She saw me over there.

She didn't come over.

And to me, that's very cold and cold hearted

that she couldn't even, for one time,

say I'm really sorry to hear about what's going on.

So thank you, guys.

Group hug.

We love you.

It was, I think, a good idea to come by.

Yeah, at least you got makeup on.

Well, we got... we tried to leave you a message,

but your message...

I know.

Well, everybody's leaving messages.

I know.

Your voice mail's full.

I'm like having to find out what's happened on TMZ.

I know.

It's strange to me that in this town

I find out of my friend's getting

divorced on the internet.

I mean, you'd think we'd be hearing it from our friends

first not the internet.

But welcome to Beverly Hills.

Yeah, it's pretty bad when the stories

filed with TMZ before it is with Superior Court.

MAN: Can I walk you out?

Yeah.

[INAUDIBLE]

I am a very strong woman.

But I'm not made of stone.

I do have feelings.

I felt it was OK to let my guard down.

You know who your true friends are when

you go through a very difficult time

and who's there to support you.

[SIGHS] Adrienne was just here.

Right.

I didn't want to come intrude.

I was kind of busy doing stuff for the kids.

She wanted us to pass on the message

that she wanted to be here to support you

but she's to upset tonight.

She sends her love.

But she can't be around anybody right now.

I think Adrienne and Paul are very

well aware that this wasn't just a housewarming party.

It was a chance for us to renew our vows and our love

for each other.

So to me, it seems like the timing's a little strange.

KYLE: She was served tonight.

She was served?

So he's divorcing her?

I see this.

I'm thinking, why... why are you throwing in the towel so...

So quickly?

So easily.

I haven't seen the build up to that.

Last times I've seen them they've been happy.

But how do you file for separation?

It sounds kind of strange.

LISA: I don't understand that, yeah.

You file for divorce.

LISA: Divorce, yeah.

No, you can file for legal separation in California.

LISA: You can? - Mm-hmm.

KYLE: So what does that mean?

It means that at that point, if you file

for legal separation, any income you earn after that point

is not community property.

I mean, it's sad.

If she uses as...

How do I say that in a nonjudgmental way?

You don't.

Don't say anything, that's right.

She puts such distance between all of us and herself.

But I think the day you announce your separation

from your husband is a good day to stay home and retract

and do some soul searching.

We can't give up on it yet.

Who knows?

Maybe they'll put it back together.

ANNOUNCER: Coming up...

Adrienne's come, and then she said her marriage is over,

and then suddenly I'm going to be renewing my vows.

It just doesn't feel right.

I'm certain they have an ironclad prenup.

I mean, she was born with too much to walk

into a relationship without having that.

KYLE: Well, also, they didn't even

make 10 years, which legally, that puts them

in a very different position.

How long have they been together now?

Nine.

You make 10 years, it's a very different position legally.

But he filed for it, though.

Yeah.

But he was also dressed like a tree last time I looked.

So I'm very... maybe he's lost his marbles.

Well, that's a reason for divorce.

You didn't him as a tree.

WOMAN: I just saw a picture of dressed like a tree.

Oh.

I'm looking at these beautiful people.

And then I see you.

[CLAPPING]

KIM: Was he the only tree there?

What was she?

She was a bush.

[LAUGHING] Lisa.

A big, hairy bush.

She was a plum on the tree.

It was a joke.

Did you just hit me around the head in my own house?

I did.

Security, have her removed.

Dream on.

Security and I are old friends now.

[LAUGHING]

[CHATTER OF PARTY GOERS]

Lis?

Lisa?

Yes?

Why are you all the way up here?

What's going on?

Come sit down.

What?

I just feel really strange.

Tonight was to be a celebration of love and renewal

of our vows.

Tonight was supposed to be a romantic night.

And suddenly it's taken a backseat to all this

crying and screaming and bickering.

I'm not happy about it.

I just don't... you know, we're supposed

to do our vows and everything. - I know.

It's a beautiful party out there.

And you're gonna go do it.

It's not a beautiful party.

It is a beautiful party.

No, it's not.

All of your best friends are there.

The atmosphere's changed.

It just... I don't know.

Ad now Adrienne's come.

And then she said her marriage is over.

And then suddenly I'm going to be renewing my vows?

It just doesn't feel right.

This is about you and Ken.

You guys have been together forever.

I mean...

I just don't feel right about it.

Would you do it? - Yes.

And if you don't do it, I'm going to go do it for you.

I think that Lisa and Ken renewing their vows

is the most romantic thing ever.

If Ken wanted to renew his vows with me,

I would be there in a hot pink second.

I want them to do it.

This is about you and Ken and your family and us, the people

that really love you.

And you're gonna go down there, and you're gonna

make out with my boyfriend.

And you're gonna... you're gonna to be... like, I want to be you.

Like, you're so lucky.

You don't get to be up here and cry about not wanting to do it.

I'm not crying.

Yes, you are. I see it.

No, no.

I just felt a bit weird.

But I'm saying, you know how lucky you are?

You have to do this for me.

You're doing this because I can't.

[LAUGHING] You will.

You have to think about our boyfriend.

Ken is gonna die soon.

[LAUGHING] Oh, I feel so much better.

What is wrong with you?

Brandi's right.

I can't let everybody else spoil it for me.

And also I know how much it means to Ken.

Anyway, thank you for being a friend.

No, I mean it.

[INAUDIBLE]

No, you are a good friend to me.

So thank you.

Thank you.

I love you.

Thank you.

I love you too.

Don't tell Kyle, though.

[LAUGHING]

[CHATTER OF PARTY GOERS]

Good evening, everybody.

My name is Father Greg Goefels.

And I am a close friend of the Vanderpump-Todd family.

[APPLAUSE]

And now I would like to ask Lisa and Ken to come

join me on the platform.

[APPLAUSE AND CHEERING]

So Lisa and Ken, as we bless this beautiful house

on this special night, we also bless the two of you,

as we celebrate your 30 years of married life.

You've lived a wonderful life together for these 30 years.

And we know that your love for one another

will only grow ever richer as you move forward

together in your marriage.

We're happy to share this special moment with you

and as you declare your love for one another and pledge

once again to continue to share that love

all the days of your life.

So Ken, I ask that you tell Lisa today what is in your heart

now and always.

I love you, darling.

And whatever I said before, 30 years ago, still stands.

I will obey you.

[LAUGHTER]

Again.

[LAUGHTER]

They're so cute.

I honestly... I want to suck away all their love.

I want to take it.

They love each other, and it's...

I want that.

Hold Jiggy for me then, please.

Ever since the day you walked into my life,

as a young 21-year-old, we have had fun together.

I've always loved you.

But probably never deserved you.

CROWD: Aw.

You are the most honest, loyal, and reliable person

I know.

Proud to call you my wife, my best friend,

and mother to my two beautiful children and my puppies.

I love you and always will.

CROWD: Aw!

[APPLAUSE]

WOMAN: Woo-hoo!

It's sort of sad seeing Paul and Adrienne getting

separated on the same night that Ken and Lisa

are renewing their vows.

But it does go to show you that, you know,

marriage and love is something really to be appreciated.

And if you're married 30 years, you might as well celebrate it.

And Lisa, I ask could you likewise tell Ken what is

in your heart now and always.

30 years ago, I stood at your side, full of hopes and dreams.

I was almost a child.

And you have managed to fulfil most of those hopes and dreams.

So you can go now.

[LAUGHTER]

KEN: I knew that was coming.

I was joking.

[LAUGHING] As we have journeyed through the seasons of life,

you have cherished my heart and enclosed my hand in yours.

You have loved me like no other.

Your belief in me was always so much greater

than my belief in myself.

And I thank you for that.

I am the woman I am today because I've grown up with you.

So if you're asking me if I want to reaffirm

my vows and my love for you after 30 years of marriage,

I do.

I really, really do.

WOMAN: Yay!

KEN: Beautiful.

Thank you.

[APPLAUSE]

WOMAN: Woo!

Do you, Brandi I thought you were going to say I do too.

[LAUGHING]

I was too busy crying.

I love you.

You're supposed to be here, Brandi.

BRANDI: I love you.

Remember is the threesome you always wanted.

Come on.

[LAUGHTER]

Let's just do the honeymoon.

And thank you, really, to all of you.

It means so much to me tonight to share it with all of you.

And it's been an incredible journey.

So thank you so much for joining us tonight.

It was so heartfelt and loving.

And they were together so long.

I'm happy to know that that does exist.

And hopefully one day I will find that.

[APPLAUSE]

And you.

I love you.

I love you too.

Thank you, guys.

WOMAN: Woo!

MAN: Bravo!

The speech was beautiful.

Oh, thank you.

Congratulations.

You know me, I'm one to kind of...

It's cute. I love it.

LISA: Thank you.

MAN: So cute.

ANNOUNCER: Coming up...

[CHEERING]

KEN: Now that is sexy.

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

[CHEERING]

[INAUDIBLE] kiss.

MAN: Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

Shag her, Ken. Shag her tonight.

KEN: I will do.

[INTERPOSING VOICES]

Open.

Give it to him.

[SHRIEKING]

Get in there [INAUDIBLE].

CROWD: Oh!

[CHEERING]

[LAUGHTER]

KEN: Now, that is sexy.

Hey!

[SHRIEKING AND LAUGHTER]

Right now I really just want to focus on continuing

to raise my family and be a good wife and now this new adventure

of opening my store.

With Porsche being in school full time

now, I'm really able to start a new chapter in my life.

I knew [INAUDIBLE].

[SHRIEKING AND LAUGHTER]

Let's have a drink.

Let's get some champagne out here.

Come on.

Let's go.

[CHEERING]

My friendships have changed with some of the women

that I just don't really care to spend my time with because I'd

rather take that time, spend it with my children,

and spend it with close good friends

that I don't have to worry about having a knife in my back.

The only liar is her.

[INAUDIBLE] smiling.

This girl lies 24/7.

She lies about everything.

And that's a lawsuit.

Who can handle this cake?

Kyle, go for it.

Ooh!

Yolanda, go for it.

Wow!

Taylor, [INAUDIBLE].

[LAUGHING]

[INDISTINCT SINGING]

Wow!

Woo!

Wow.

She has the biggest mouth!

Woo!

[INAUDIBLE] Woo!

Right now there is not love in my life.

There's sex, not love.

But I look forward to finding that.

Champagne, everybody.

Let's have champagne.

KEN: All right, champagne.

Woo!

I have made a couple of new friendships.

I have a lot of respect for Yolanda.

And I adore Brandi.

That's not going to change.

I'm in a different place with Kyle.

I think I take her relationship with me

much more light-heartedly than I did.

And Adrienne, I'm very sad for her.

I am really, truly, deeply sad for the breakdown

of her relationship.

But I get to wrap up remarrying the man that I love.

[CHEERING]

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