Original subtitles

Guitar

bleating

Rhythmic music

(In

shouting

- Top ! In time !

Thank you for choosing "Hamid taxis du bled".

I hope the trip was as good

for YOU than for us.

But I'm not telling you soon.

Not my mp

Phone - I'm sorry.

They call me. Who is it?

* -Allo 7?

* -Allo uncle?

Who's ? * - Eddy, your nephew.

-He wants what? * - Give me the taxi otherwise I'm my '.

- Sorry, but you died then.

* - No, it's very important. You do not realize.

- Too bad, I go in a tunnel.

In addition, it is broken, the phone.

It is broken !

Is it you who draw zizis on my car? Here!

So ! If there is anyone yet

who draws a zizi on my taxi, he will deal with me.

It's understood ?

-5 people you are looking for. The odds I will take!

- You'll take nothing: I'm innocent. - You'll tell that to the commissioner.

Do you mind if you take a shortcut? - Go ahead, I fight my balls.

- If you take it like that. Coughing

Do not you mind the music? - Let go of me.

- Go!

* Rhythmic song

'k

- Oh. - Do not tell me that

you have not put on your belt. - But I can not !

K

What do you do to me? - Yes what ?

K

- No, not stop!

- Hang in there.

K

- What are you doing ?

- Oh no, I was wrong!

K

- Stopped !

VVaouh! - Stop, OK, it's me!

It's me !

K

Shout

'k

- Oh !

Oh ! - Slow down there!

- She does not advance!

- Look in front!

- Yeah!

VVaouh!

- OK, I tell you everything.

It's Jimenez.

- Tell us. - Look in front of you !

K

I do not know more! - Without hands.

Ole!

K

Knee! - Hands !

K

Do you want his address? Paradis hotel in Saint-Denis.

Room 312!

'Ole!

K

It's okay?

- Do not do that.

- Oh yes.

K

Look, a hand!

K

He's laughing.

K

- The delivery

is for Saturday! - At what time ?

-15h!

- That's it !

K

Greet the camera.

K

- And shit.

K

- Guess who is still covering Keuf Mag.

It's buggy!

If that, it does not accelerate my mutation

to RAID, I do not understand.

- Sit down.

Marot, I pass on the expenses

tire of your vehicle... - It's just tires.

- There is a bigger problem. - I listen.

- Do you know Christelle Bucherot?

- Christelle... I knew a lot...

- The one with whom you spent the night yesterday.

- Christelle, of course!

She is fine ? I did not stay... - The farm.

What is the name of the prefect?

- Mr. Prefect...

It's Mr. Prefect...

Jean-Bertrand... - Bucherot.

- Ah, here we are, Bucherot.

It's funny, suddenly, it's the same name.

There is a family link

or of... maybe alliance?

His wife.

It,

she had not said it. - Thanks to

your service records, you will not be written off.

But you are mutated

on the field.

-It is not the RAID I imagine? - Oh no.

- No... - To the police

Municipal.

From Marseille.

Rhythmic music

- In the south ?

Yes...

It does not suit me, it's far from Paris... - Marot, it's like that.

He sobs.

/ /

You can dispose.

- You have no heart.

- Marseille.

"Go bene"

- Well-established ?

'It's okay.

- I present to you.

It will reassure you. - Ah yes ?

- Killer team !

Dynamic.

Tenors. First,

you see the guy sitting,

the big bearded, weird, is Menard.

For the atmosphere, it's impeccable.

He is super nice, open, all that.

squeak

He's bullshit when he gets bored. And he's bored a lot.

- General alert! Intervention!

Rhythmic music

They cough.

Did you go to a shisha bar?

- Bastard!

- And the dwarf,

it's regulatory? - Here, out of respect,

we do not say "the dwarf". - Oh ok.

- We say nobody of small size.

So the dwarf is Michel. Him, what he loves

it's the miniature: model making, model...

he has not a head

to be called Michel. -He was called Abdelrrahmane,

but since his conversion to Christianity, it's Michel.

- Ah yes ? - Obliged. He found faith.

Since then, we feast on all the religious holidays.

At Christmas, he wants cribs everywhere.

It's hard. - Amen.

- And when he sees nuns,

he is very excited. Is he radicalized?

- Yes.

It's exhausting. And opposite, the other,

with his head pervert, it's Regis.

We laugh more.

Not in the eyes.

- Do not ?

- Please. - Ah?

- Regis, he loves spying:

he was watching his wife, but she left him.

- I understand it. - Do not look at him, please.

Since then, he has become a geolocation pro.

- Well, are there girls in the brigade?

- I was going to come there. Attention regal.

There, right.

It hurts the eyes.

Sandrine, the hottie of the brigade. - The hottie?

- Attention, man-eating.

Elected Miss Police Municipal Region PACA

2013, 2014, 2015.

Oh ! A piece.

- Yes, a piece. - It's heavy, we laugh more.

- Very heavy. - Look at this.

- And at the level of the vehicles, are you equipped?

- Do you like cars? - Yes.

- You'll be served.

- You were hungry.

* -It unit 14. Nothing to report, we go to the beach.

"Go bene"

Do you miss a door?

- Yes, she is under revision: people do not do enough to overhaul!

- You take me for a con?

- No, that's right. - Already I'm upside down, there,

stopped !

It's not the day! You saw

the game ?

- No. Portable

- Did not you see the match? - No. Yes, my girlfriend calls me.

Sorry.

My sugar ?

- How are you, my plump bear?

- I am with a client.

- My dad is not here, you come to give me an express hug?

- Hottie. - Yes, but I can not,

I have to go see Rene to talk about the game.

- You saw it yesterday.

- Yes... No... Yes. * -Va see your friends,

they will cheer you up.

- What? What moral?

- Eddy, I adore you, but it's more possible.

* I want a man. - What?

* - A guy who makes me dream. - Who makes you dream?

* Who took you to see Marseille-Lorient?

- Match in wood! * - We were not

sitting next.

- It was free!

*-I want

a man

* who has projects, ambition. - I have plans.

My gluten-free chicha project is underway.

* Everything is complete.

- You do not understand. I try in your language:

7th do not want a substitute.

.I want an attacker who knows how to play in front, behind,

* that puts me goals in strength.

It's clear ?

- Yes.

* I have Brazilian origins

of my father. - The mytho!

- I'll fire you.

- Otherwise I call the fire department,

* but not to buy

a calendar.

- Hello?

Rhythmic music

- You're ill !

'It's okay,

I master. - What?

You master nothing.

You're crazy mad! He is crazy.

- We will do

a great team.

-It should not be attached too much, I must be transferred to RAID,

so I will not stay in Marseille too much.

- You think ?

- Bus Lane !

I will do it!

- I arrive !

- Finish the sandwich.

Local police !

We stop.

-What does he do ?

- Stop !

-He will push himself

this con, there!

-He stops this con, there.

Oh!

- Oh !

Whore !

- Oh...

- Fada! You've built a conde.

- But it's not that his way to him!

- Honey !

My little cat, how are you?

No ! Why me? - Wait, I'm fine!

It's okay!

- Just say police, otherwise they do not stop.

- I'll do it.

I will do it!

You do not have to come, you're going to delay me.

Attach your belt ! - I'm excited!

- You come ?

- I stay here, in case he comes back, for the search.

- Go!

Mermaid

/ /

- For once, it's not me.

/ /

he looks angry and more. - You surprise me !

You're a madman! - In 2018,

they put themselves on the path to stop us! It's normal ?

- What an idiot!

- Sorry ? - I'm not fine.

- Let me focus,

OK?

She does not advance!

- OH !

- Wait. Help me.

-It is on 2 wheels.

- Must be counterbalanced.

- Okay. - Go! Go!

- I do not want!

- Like this. - No !

- Come on.

shouting

- We'll turn around.

- The car is in crab! - What is that ?

- Counterbalance.

One two Three.

Come on, stay in your corner. - Yes.

- That's it, they arrive.

- I am not well. - What do you mean ?

- I'm going to stack!

- You do not throw up here!

- I am going to throw up. - Do you want to stack?

shouting

it rains behind.

- Oh no !

'I'm not fine...

- It's okay ? - Abuse you.

- It's better ? - Rigole, con that you are.

-He did it on purpose.

'I'm not fine.

- Oh no !

Not here. - I have heart.

Mermaid

I'm not fine !

I will stack! - No.

shouting

- Still there ? We'll see if you know Marseille well.

- Sandrine!

- Look in front of you !

- Good bath !

'Oh!

There are cakes!

Hey!

shouting

Come on, make an effort.

- Push Sylvain!

Push in the ass! Shout

- Not too soon.

- Welcome to Marseille.

- Ho ho ho!

- The municipal police, fada or what?

Who are you?

Empowered that you are.

He does not know Marseille. - Leash.

- We know who you are, Mr. super cop, parigot!

- Listen,

you are in Marseilles, you take care of your business and it will be fine.

Including ?

- Ho!

- Its good. - I kill him !

- I know, calm. - I say it.

- We will bother you more. - No.

- Its good ! - How's my little cat?

- I told him. - It's good, what?

- It's okay ? - Sandrine!

Shout

Sigh

- OK.

It's good, I'll surprise you.

Oh no, my bag! Oh, really!

Rhythmic music

Moaning effort

/ /

He screams.

Distant shock

Someone there ? Oh fuck!

My sugar !

Go!

Portable

*My sugar ?

I'm at the gate, surprise! * -I open you.

- No, do not open.

Hello?

Ah, here it is! Great... great day.

Shock Ouch!

Do you want to dream?

- Yes.

- You'll be served.

- Are we putting Beethoven?

- What?

We're not going to put a movie on dogs.

It sucks. I manage

the music. - OK.

* Lustful music

'k

- I have the impression

to be watched. - This is my father.

He did it

by a great painter. - Okay.

And the statue?

- Dad.

- It's dad.

- Beautiful, huh?

- Yes, yes... It is massive.

- Yes.

- Come on.

- Fire.

- What?

- The ! - Move !

- I'm not a firefighter.

- Turn it off. - Oh

Music disturbing

- It's perfume!

She's screaming.

Pick up my father's painting!

- I know !

Shout

- I am hot.

Come detach me right away!

shouting

Warning !

The chandelier will fall! Eddy, detach me!

He screams.

Grotesque music

- Hello.

Wharf ? barda 2?

- That's not what you think.

- Your father

has the same voice

only in the game EA Sport.

You are better in real life.

Elegant...

Rhythmic music

- General alert!

Its good ! It's been so long.

That I feel good!

Inaugurate retirement homes

and marry the tarlouzes, it's 50 minutes!

What I need is the terrain. Eh, Bichon?

- Yes. - Field.

Attention, the time is more than serious.

We have a severe problem.

It's more the niaks, it's more the Santa Claus,

it's more the chleus, it's even more the Belgians.

It's more serious.

High-pitched scream

It is...?

- Black people.

- No.

- I know.

Arabs.

- No !

- Roma. - No !

My God...

Ri-ri... laughs...

- Rillettes.

- To the contravention.

- No. - Yes.

- Do not play with me.

Do not exaggerate.

Ritals!

It speaks to you? - AH I

- Yes ! It's a gang of robbers

who made five jewelry stores in one month.

They started again this morning. - Bichon, the device.

We have

5 days, and after, Marseille will be

in the center of the world,

pearl the Mucem exhibition of diamonds

i tutti Chianti!

It is forbidden to ridicule oneself.

You will start the spinning mills and find eyewitnesses

who heard everything.

Have you read ?

Something else,

my polls are not brilliant,

huh?

The national police must not

we walk in front of the feet. It's for the Mumu

from Marseille.

I made myself understood?

- HE CHEF!

- I named

this operation "Vaffanculo".

Italian music

- Sir? You speak Italian ?

- No why?

-You must change your name. - Yes.

- No, I liked that...

Vaffanculo...

I will find.

A second.

Vaffanculo... Ah!

I found.

I named this operation, the operation...

Mafia!

- The Mayor,

we do not have the equipment.

- Huh?

- We are too few.

- And Charles Martel, in front of all the Arabs,

he was alone!

We can not do less.

And we have a great cop. Where is the super cop?

- I am here, Mr. Mayor. - Quentin!

- Sylvain. - Miro?

- Marot, but...

- Go up.

- Ah yes?

Marin will be

your leader.

He will put his expertise to work

from Marseille, eh Hammer?

- Yes, but know that I'm only passing through here,

because I intend to integrate the RAID.

Sigh

- But if you want to get out of here,

it will have to torch this mission.

- Ah yes?

- Eh yes.

Good,

you set your watch.

What time ? -14h12.

-12h05.

"Arrivedercho".

"Before?" .

- Good evening.

Calm music

He's laughing.

- Ah. - You see that you like yourself

with us!

- The faster you catch the Italians, the sooner I get home.

- Yeah, I understand. Ah yes...

What do you find?

- A Ferrari by steering that we do not find.

Only big cars: Ferrari California, 458...

With the Dacia, it's going to be hard!

- Oh?

You think ?

It is certain that with Daniel and Emilien, it would have been different.

- Who is that ?

- Daniel and Emilien. - I do not know.

- Do not you know Daniel and Emilien?

- No, sorry.

- Even in Paris, they are known.

Uh... The Mercedes gang.

You mm?

Robberies,

late 90s? - Yes.

Daniel and Emilien arrested them.

Here!

Same for the... Ah! If you know...

The Japaneses. The same.

And

the fathers, the Belgians,

Daniel and Emilien! Emilien, big cop.

It was there!

I had trouble following. - Well then !

- And Daniel. Daniel, what a pilot!

M u

what he wanted from his taxi.

It was a rocket, a racing car.

We did not even see him go by. There was a plaque coming out

from [lia to m

with buttons.

And there,

the taxi rose from the ground.

He was transforming himself.

He imitates mechanical noises.

New plate for the... Good.

[g Mg

Go Om !

The taxi that it was! When he left, he tore

dg ? @ mm @ on me mm

Acceleration noise

Huh? - Including.

- You did not understand.

He burned all the radars. They were falling

when he passed.

Um?amefihiah A aumhahu

How?

By the airs.

They were parachuted by a military plane

of Daniel's father-in-law.

And in the air,

the taxi was floating.

I swear ! I was told.

He released

wings. - Wings ?

- Wings. - No.

- I swear to you

on Gfi?m

- Listen!

- Sorry.

- Where is this taxi?

- As Emilien is no longer in the police and Daniel lives in Miami,

I dunno.

Maybe by asking Daniel's grand-nephew.

It must be his nephew by marriage,

he is a little weird.

- At the same time, there is only the taxi that interests me.

- Well yeah. We must find this taxi.

- And with this taxi, I'm catching the Italians.

- Italians, Scots, everyone.

Ah m ?ns m

- That is true ? - Yes.

- I think Daniel and Emilien, it is outdated.

It's like Starsky and Hutch, Ball and Bill, Olive and Tom,

It's over.

Because now it's treasure

and Marot! - It sounds good.

He's laughing. I would not have left

alone.

- You're not alone anymore. I'm here for you.

You're here for me, huh? - Thank you for being there for me.

- You're welcome.

- It would have been hard without you. - It's clear.

And now, we are two.

- Yes. - We are stronger.

Nothing will happen to us.

- Nothing at all.

-What will happen to us? - Nothing !

Cry of pain

Electrocardiogram beeps

- No, but it's nothing, tomorrow I'm up.

We will investigate.

- Yes. - Alain and Sylvain,

the 2 fingers of the hand.

- Take it, yes. He moans.

Rest.

- It hurts.

Someone knocked.

'It's okay ?

We know who overthrew you.

- We have the identity of Daniel's grand-nephew.

- OK, you have

his name ? - EDDY MAKLOUF.

- A namesake.

- Yeah. - Do they live at the same address?

- That would be pretty amazing.

- You are stupid,

it's the same person! - I like when you talk badly.

- Go away.

It's okay.

* Rhythmic song

'k

shouting

- ONE TWO THREE !

- Stop, really.

- She is armored.

- No, it's wood... - Chief,

I go !

- No ! Shout

Sandfine!

- His mother.

Door

- Police. - You are stupid,

you could hit, it was open.

He screams.

It burns.

It stings !

- Sir, why

did that?

He was aggressive.

- Ouch! It burns me!

It stings !

He screams.

Sir, sorry.

- Refusal to comply, speeding,

I pass you the intentional homicide on agent.

'I'm not fine.

- Neither do I.

- I'm close to burnout. - Ah?

- In addition, my girl threw me.

- That's good, you're going to rest at Les Baumettes.

Yes.

- I have a deal.

You find me the taxi and I forget everything.

It's not bad, is it ? - Yes... But I can not.

The taxi,

we sent it to... at the bled.

- Back home ? -He had 200000 on the counter,

we sent him to my uncle.

I can offer you

a deal too? - At the point where I am.

- If I find you, we could team up.

As in Bad Boy, you'll be Will Smith and I, Martin Lawrence.

- We will not team together, no. - No ?

- No. - Pity.

I could have found these Italians.

- What?

- I know everyone here, I could have helped you.

I could have asked my friends Uber.

But apparently, it's not possible.

Without disrespecting,

your team there is a little Cotorep?

- So that, not at all.

- Not at all?

- They are dynamic.

- Okay.

- And nothing escapes them.

- They are... - Ah yes.

Someone knocked.

- Hello chef.

- Menard. - Thanks to the photo

of Sandrine,

I was able to draw a robot portrait.

Eddy Maklouf.

The worst driver Uber

from Marseille.

- Exactly...

- Hello.

- Hello.

-It will not escape me.

Lets' go !

N6 !

wailing

I'm not bad, we go! We'll catch him.

Take the guns and nunchakus.

Join me !

Nerdy horns

Fanfare

- What is that ?

- Mrs. Minister! Cut.

Oh oh!

I am late.

Now, photo!

What are we laughing! I have a speech to make.

As you know,

our main concern,

it's ecology!

So I have the pride to present you the absolute weapon

against the dog excrement.

KK

2000!

OH!

- Play,

stupid!

Fanfare

Yes !

This is no longer the karcher

we will clean the Marseillaise... Marseille.

It's with the KK 2000.

This vehicle is able to suck

35 000 dog poop per day

and by night!

All,

is collected

crushed, compacted,

Finally...

in this wonder.

- Excuse me, for the emptying,

you do

how? - It's simple,

we support and pif.

Yes!

A Kleenex

for the sinister!

Do not move because...

It oozes.

- My sugar, it's me.

You do not call me. I have called you many times.

It's your plump cub, do not hesitate to remember me.

I'm worried about... I'm worried, what.

It sounds, maybe it's you.

Sonnefle

What Hamid?

Yes, we get the car. - The number.

- What is the container number? 668.

* -And I want the Laughing Cow.

- It's this one.

- But how can I add you to the Laughing Cow?

* -And Honey Pops.

Yes, I sent you the Honey Pops, the real ones!

*-I have not received.

Well, I leave you, we work.

OK, you want a Vitale card, I send it to you, ciao.

He drank me.

- ONE TWO THREE.

Rhythmic music

- The famous taxi.

Was all that true? - Yes.

You take me too much for a mytho. My uncle, it's a legend.

'It,

what's the pedal of what? That's the brake...

- Put a wiper's blow already. - Yes.

- It's the turn signals. - I know.

Here.

- Are you sure you can drive it?

He's laughing.

What?

- You know who I am ?

I am Eddy Maklouf, the nephew of Daniel, a living legend.

Piloting is in the genes. So yes, I can fly it.

- Let's go. - No, let's go, OK?

You... I'll pretend I did not hear anything.

OK here we go.

Engine

He's laughing.

I love this sound. Hang on, it'll go strong.

- You stalled.

- No !

- Oh yes !

- It's the centrifugal force that propels us forward.

- Genes have skipped a generation?

- You stress me, I concentrate badly.

- Do you have the permit?

- What?

- Your permit.

- Yes, I have my automatic license.

- What's your permit? - What?

- I have my automatic license.

- Oh yes. - Here.

It's a manual, I do not know how to drive it.

The pedal on the left is used for what? - It's a clutch.

- Yes. - You do not know how to drive.

- Yes.

- No. Portable

Mr. the mayor? * - It's Gibert.

The calzone comes out of the oven.

* .I repeat, we note.

The calzone comes out of the oven.

- I'm sorry, but it's not clear.

- The ritals are attacking.

General alert. 518 rue de Paradis,

* it's clear there?

Avanti Tonio!

- There, it smells the trap. * -With Giben 'on the spot,

does it smell like a trap?

* Run!

- What?

- Move.

- I do not know her.

Let me do 2 or 3 rounds, I can get used.

- I am not a monitor.

- Just 2 or 3 slaloms.

Calm music

Engine

- Do you have music?

- Yes, there is an old CD.

"The love of risk"

'k

- Let's go !

K

- General alert!

Oh Ohlala!

The morons.

The morons!

All at the same time.

How stupid they are!

We are wasting time. The two remaining,

you and you,

quick !

- You do not want to rest? - No.

- The air of the sea will do you good.

The air of Paris will do me good.

- You are right.

Oh, you're fine!

- The airport,

and quick. - Yes.

* "Tchikita"

- Tchiki Chikita, Chikita Tchiki

Tchikita She has the look that kills, Tchikita

Long hair like Nikita

If she does not leave me

I do not leave her, Tchikita She has the look that kills

Chikita, long hair like Nikita

- Sorry...

- Leave me alone ! You do not see that you disturb?

I was inside Why do not you let me finish it?

I am wary :

these reactions

in full inspiration, it hurts. - Sorry.

- It's sad. - I did not think.

- So, do not think,

it would be a disaster.

You listen, no comment. - Okay.

- Even that is too much! We are still on a mission.

I do not want to hear anymore

the flying fly and the dragonfly kissing him. Nothing

Let's stay focused.

- Go ahead, you point him,

you bring back the Hummer. Do not you trust?

You are scared.

I already put you in trouble?

Only once? - I'm going out of 2 months firm.

- You came out with pecs and an album. - Yeah.

'Apart from that?

- Other than that, the villa, there were 12 pitbulls,

they snatched me a piece of tail.

- It's okay, it pushes.

Do you trust?

- No.

- Do not you trust? - No.

- Do you trust?

- Yes.

- Go point me this 4X4 and bring it back.

Go ahead, man.

- Not now brother, not...

- Everything in his camp,

the sheep will be well parked.

Go the little old woman, go out quickly!

I pete you the tire,

I'm going to smoke you. - Is he a friend of yours?

- No, it would be more of a car-jacking.

- Yes! I'm going to make him dirty.

He screams. He will not inflate them anyway.

- It's a fucking robbery!

Hands up!

Put the jewels.

Do not move, asshole!

- It's okay ? - Yes Yes.

A question. - What?

- What unit are you from? The keufs are not driving

like that.

Mermaids rhythmic music

/ /

- It's not

the road !

- I do not do

than follow the police.

/ /

- Its good.

Tell him.

Portable

- Hello?

- We arrive.

- We are ready.

- As soon as they go out with the booty, I stuck them

and there it is, finished!

La Traviata.

Hurry, give me the money.

- It's wriggling.

Alarm Shots

- Mafia!

"Pump it"

- Well, here it is!

(In the 4th Bmn Fmn?

made pfid-

- It hurts !

You mm jwer ?

m E @ @ @ r E

- I am dead

if you break it.

- Oh !

How many are there?

- It's limited to 50.

- Stay calm,

it will be fine.

- I'm calm.

Calm !

- Yes! - Where do all these cars come from?

- On the fast axes,

we are beaten.

- Then take a left.

When? - The !

(In fitaflm L @ jan is already finished

He's laughing.

- To the right.

- We'll kill

somebody.

- Do not worry,

I manage.

shouting

- Leave me alone ! - Sorry.

- Eddy?

I handle that.

Eddy is coming, come home!

shouting

- This is the oldest district of Marseille.

Well, he does not care.

- My God.

What ugliness.

* _Eddy1

a yellow Ferrari on the Old Port,

*Are you interested ? - Thank you.

It is

on the Old Port. - Or ?

- There, by the small roads.

- We do not have time anymore.

- What are you doing ?

- It's a shortcut.

- Over there ?

- Hang in there.

Shout

/ /

'Ole!

- It's not good. - It's not over.

amainam. m Ufi

- Oh, stop!

We will type.

Ciao, ciao!

wailing

- Oh no, that's okay.

- We kept them.

We're going to be badgers.

- You dramatize everything. Tomorrow, everyone will have forgotten.

Yes, yes.

Yes, I was there. - Yes.

Every time, there is something.

The minister, an accident on the Prado,

a pileup. They have a mole

in the national police?

- What do we do ?

- Reboost the taxi. Never again such humiliation.

- I know the best garage in all of Marseille.

- Ah yes?

- Have confidence.

- Let's go.

Shout

- Michel, warm up, you will enter the field.

Laughs

Calm music

- It's here ?

Serious? - It's the family.

- Your sister ?

- Yeah.

- Have you been adopted or what? - No, why?

- Like this.

- Hello.

- Hello.

- If it's you who drove it, uncle will fuck you.

- She thinks about the car! - She does what she wants.

- Hey, but... Go ahead...

- You could

the rebooster and me, I could

invite you to take a pot.

She laughs.

- Maybe it works in Paris, but here you are in Marseille.

Will have to be more original to go

have a drink.

I'll take care of it, it'll be better tomorrow.

- And...

Otherwise, do you like dolphins? - Yeah.

- Me too...

- It's the players who play.

- They play as their request to play

the coach !

If my employee does not do what I want,

I'm crazy outside.

- She answers me more. I do not know what smiley to send him.

Either smiley

"It does not matter", you know?

The one who is like that. Or the raging smiley.

The one with the mouth.

"You left me".

I hesitate. Too bad there is not a smiley

Algerian, something like that.

And you would have the same

for girls in blow drying. What do you think?

- You ask me ?

- Yes.

- It's been 2 hours that you talk about your gadgi.

I'm going crazy. Rene!

- Yeah? - Give me some ice cubes.

-2 minutes, I arrive.

- Sylvain, here is Baba,

my best friend.

Finally, I thought. - Are you serious ?

- Yes.

- I give you the relay, I can not anymore. Good luck.

On my mother.

- Hi Baba, thanks.

Thank you, brother. - You're exhausting all your friends.

This is the Uber HQ?

What?

- It's my girl. My ex-girl.

I had to see her,

but she has an evening.

She is too beautiful for me.

Usually, the girls I'm interested in are nuts.

Seen like that. Your sister comes often...

And there, for once

that a pretty, intelligent girl is interested in me, what do I do?

I'm at home talking about games. - That's stupid.

Your sister... - That's stupid?

Do you have that to cheer me up? - It's an expression.

Your sister is coming...

- And for the Italians?

- Must infiltrate the environment.

Do you have tracks?

- The only Italian I know is Rachid.

- But he's from father and mother...

He is from Italy? -It is of parents in galley,

but he is not Italian, he is...

- Okay. - But here is an Italian.

There he is from here.

I do not know if you... - Yes it's...

Rachid, it's not Italian. - No.

He has a jersey from Italy,

from Del Piero, but...

aP?famr. fia mm

Y m!

He sings.

a y

Vm MM y m?e

- Rachid!

- Senorita. - Rachid.

It's a bomb.

"How many times have I told you not to call me Rachid?

What do you see on the tables? Couscous, tajine?

No, it's pizza!

My name is Ricardo, shit!

Who is it? - Huh?

- Who is it? - Ra... Ricardo, my friend Sylvain

of the police. - Oh !

For everyone she was major, it's not just me.

- No no not at all. - She's 40 years old.

- Not at all, hush.

No no. - OK, I understood, I understood.

I understood.

I know why you are here. - No.

- Yes, I know, I know.

OK...

Come with me.

- No !

It's not at all that.

- Place your bets. Burst the bank.

- Interesting.

- We did not come for that.

-14. Unbelievable.

- Why ? - Not for that.

- Oh fuck...

Here.

Useless to say

What is my collection?

- Crazy stuff, it's lrak here.

Tell me what you know about the Italians.

- What Italians are you talking about?

Eddy, put that down, mess!

- OK sorry.

- Stealers,

did you see them? - It'll fall back on me,

so I saw nobody.

- Can I shoot with?

- Do not touch !

It's not true ! - OK !

Okay.

- What if I invited the cops here? - Oh !

- Have you seen them? - They came to eat.

Pasta.

- No, no Italian comes to eat

in your restaurant. You sold them weapons? Yes or no ?

- Yes. No. A little.

- Which ones?

- Small... Steps... Inoffensive weapons...

Really very very harmless.

Oh no, here, there, there.

What is happening ? - What's behind?

- Where ? - Behind the wall.

Reggae Music

- Wow!

Did you see that ? The neighbor, behind my house, I had not seen.

It's for my restaurant.

- Okay. - Yes !

We need herbs, so it's like aromatic herbs.

Rosemary, thyme and emmental.

- And a little...?

- Weed.

Hold on !

I make salads!

- The ritals are gone with the weapons? - I delivered them.

- Or ? - At the end of the world.

A circuit in Vauvenargues. - We hold them. It's not the robbers,

it's pilots.

- So what ?

- I know the drivers.

-He can leave my grass of Provence?

- She's up to everyone. - It's mine.

- No. - Put it down.

- You're badly placed. - Put my basilisk.

Take a closer look at the fi!

us m E

engines

- I feel bad,

Sylvain.

- Call your sister.

- Now ? - Yes !

- Rocco.

Gin

Oh my! AFea

Rhythmic music

- Hello?

- That's the taxi guy.

* Are you giving me ? - No sorry.

- She hung up ?

- It's all her. - Remember.

- What? - Recall it.

- Yeah?

- It's Sylvain

* the municipal police.

I am on a circuit. I have to teach a lesson to two Italian girls.

- OK. You go in set-up,

* put yourself in race mode.

- No, you're not going to race or set-up.

- Everything is fine.

- Increases to 1.3 bars

* and adjusts the braking distribution 65 at the front, 35 at the rear

and press the pedal.

- That's good.

It's better.

* We make a nice team. - No.

- I'll call you back.

- Do not feel obligated.

- She is hard.

Are you ready ?

Engine

Go!

- Stop Please !

Shout

/ /

- No !

- Its good !

Yeah!

It's fragile Italian,

but to roll like that,

you will not break them!

- It's forbidden here. What do you want ?

- The stroke of the tram, it pissed me off.

I wanted

to train, without knowing that you were running.

We wondered: the red is pretty,

but she has the engine of a Fiat 500?

- That's his wife's.

- Ah yes. - Hair, you need something powerful.

- Rocco.

You are arrogant.

But you are a good pilot.

I'm having an evening tomorrow.

If you want to make money, come on. I will introduce you to people.

- Yes, if I go through there.

- Taxi drivers,

they are good race drivers.

In relation to the clientele, they go shopping.

- He does not come.

- There you go.

- Why him, he's not coming? Why?

He is coming!

Strong acceleration

- You're beating all the time.

- You never.

- It happens to me. Here,

flowers. - What do I do?

- Put them in a vase.

- Thank you.

- Usually, it's nice.

I had a surprise but...

I feel that I do not like you. Sorry for inconvenience.

- I did not say that.

Soft music

- Explain to me, I am a good pilot but you, you are not a model of series.

You must be a prototype, I do not have the technical sheet...

There are lights that come on,

but I do not know what it is.

If I see nothing, maybe there is more windshield washer...

- I understood. You've finished ?

- Yes.

- I'm going to get ready.

- This technique works

so ? - Not get excited !

- Warning.

There you go !

- Are you sure of yourself ? I do not like surprises.

- This one,

you will never forget it.

It's okay ? - Well yeah.

* Airborne music

She laughs.

What's your delusion?

K

- Have you ever swam with dolphins?

K

Cry Growl

- Whore !

- It's okay ? - What's this ?

What's this ?

grunt

- It's not here, the dolphins. We will go

in the other basin, there.

- Not with me.

- It's just water!

Are you afraid of a fish?

He screams.

Oh!

I'm not kidding, stay calm!

Here!

Huh?

- I did my investigation,

and the villa of 6 rue des Oliviers

belongs to Mrs. Bonassoli. I dunno

if she knows it means... - Go on.

- Yes. The villa was rented by Antonio di Biase,

or Toni Dog,

great Italian driver of the 2000s.

Except that he got closer to the mafia

Neapolitan.

The other.

It's Rocco di Biase.

Long neck, Steven Seagal? No ! Rather NLP,

you see ?

Known for aggravated violence and robbery.

Here.

Yes?

- Are you the drawings? They are beautiful.

- Thank you. As I had the photos, I made a layer

so, it's prettier...

- Bravo Menard.

- More...

- Have to go to this party.

Volunteers ?

So who?

Okay, you will come and you will wait

in a corner.

Michel

I need you. - OK,

not his teammate.

- You do not have the right.

- I can not, I have basketball.

- Sorry ?

- Basketball, with the parish.

- And you ?

- I have lots of drawings going on

and I have my hand contours project.

And I Sandrine

To draw,

to eat, as they say.

Will need several leaves.

- Uh... Larbi, you find us

auricles. - Yes.

- Go!

shouting

- I had you well.

The joke of the day!

You look con.

- We are stuck!

- Good.

- It really sticks!

Menard, you're pissing!

Rhythmic music

You hear me ?

- I'm dwarf, not deaf.

- In the atrium. - Yes.

- Good evening. - Good evening.

- A sofa ? - No thanks.

- Not even leather?

He's laughing.

- You're here ? - I warned you.

- What is that ?

- I'm in Donnie Brasco.

We must infiltrate. Hello?

Oh!

Oh, champion! - Yes, have to infiltrate.

- Are you with me? Guy George, stay focused

on the mission. - Yes excuse me.

- The mission :

we come back and get some clues. - You're right.

- Here. - We make 2 teams of 2: you, me and...

Where is he ?

Well, we'll do 2 teams of 1. - No.

2 teams? 2 teams all alone, what.

'You are scared ?

- I'm not scared, but the ritals look sturdy.

- Your uncle would have reacted like that?

Ah, yes, there, it stings where it hurts, huh?

That is true. - Listen.

My mother, chuckle her if I do not bring any clues.

- I like this energy. - Me too.

- That's good.

Go!

* - Do you receive me? - I'm at my post.

Rhythmic music

- My name is Michel.

- Cynthia.

- Nice to meet you, Cynthia. - Enchanted.

K

- Do you know Cartagena? That's wonderful.

Like you.

- You're here ? Come on, let's go.

- Leave me. - How?

- Leave me.

- Uh, sorry,

but we are not here to have fun. - I told you

to leave me!

- We can talk to each other normally. I'm not fine !

- Excuse me. Where was I? Portable

- The beach, children... - Hello? Where are you ?

* Rhythmic music

'k

He screams.

K

- You hid in the trash

to enter ?

- Me ? No, I'm doing something,

but it's secret. - Still your shisha without lactose,

that's it ? - Already, it's gluten-free chichas.

And it's an ambitious guy thing,

Mrs.

Hold on.

You do not repeat, OK?

I'm undercover.

I work for the police.

A sick thing.

I met a guy,

we do a team. - The funniest,

for a moment, I thought you had changed.

He mumbles.

K

- What's this ?

K

What now ? - There's my girl.

She's with guys. In addition, they are beautiful.

'k

Hush.

_

- I can not.

- The ass. - Too high.

- Move, you're too fat.

- Or ?

Lamination

Good evening.

*-Good evening.

- Where are we now?

* -It is in place.

*It's ready.

- You have been

very effective.

There, it is the biggest

diamond of the world.

No right to the error.

*-You can trust us.

- Arriving time ?

* -For 11am, by helicopter,

* from Geneva, the same day.

* We take care of the police.

- It's perfect.

* -And the payment?

Oppressive music

- Do not worry, it will be done within 24 hours after the operation.

* -Ah! Here ! * It's a pleasure to work

* with you. That's when you want.

*-Yeah.

(In the case of

Qm fiait my ?! my souls

T bmg

- Yes Yes...

Ouch.

- Get up. - Hello. It's okay ?

- What are you doing here ? - I'm doing a hide and seek

with my friend... Sylvain!

- We lost !

You found us, congratulations! Oh there ! Well...

- Whore.

- Carlo.

- Come down.

We lost, there. Maybe they are nice?

- It's good, it's good.

It's okay!

- Aouch aouch.

- Ciao, pilot.

- Did you want to introduce people to me? I'm here.

- Oh dear !

Oh me too.

- Rocco, you make him talk.

He, you kill him.

- What do you mean ?

You kill him?

We can reverse.

Sir?

- When you're with me

What do you feel?

Will you tell me

E ven ye l won 't tell you

(In%, 5;

- I can tell that it was love

At first sight

If l love you

- So ?

You do not behave anymore. What are you looking for ?

- I will not say anything.

I'm not a police officer, yes.

He was looking for clues because he knows you're going to steal...

- Shut up.

- I speak with the gentleman. He found

the clues on the diamond.

- Shut up. .. - Stopped. He is painful.

- Bravo. - No problem, it's normal.

- Good game. - Thank you.

I can go ?

Qm viem with sorrow of ?mmen?r

m magma.

That's it ?

To you everyday

- Michel, if you hear me

* we are on the 1st, 3rd door of the corridor,

a moron wants to kill us.

- Good.

Soft music

- OH NO !

- I'll be back.

- For you,

I have what it takes.

- Thank you.

It's nice.

- And for you,

since you are clever, I have a small gift.

He's laughing.

Eddy laughs too.

-he is nice. - Listen,

we'll jump out the window.

- We're going to fuck our breeds.

- Are you completely stupid or are you doing it on purpose?

- No !

- You're completely stupid. If we stay there, we're dead.

At 3, we jump out the window. Are you with me?

Are you ready? - Yes !

- At three.

Breathe.

Come on, one, two...

Three!

- Oh no!

Mine does not break.

I can not come. - It's fascinating to be so stupid.

Go through mine! - You did not understand.

- If I understood.

But... Eddy! - She does not break.

- Go through mine.

Come !

-He is coming !

- There you go. -He left there.

- Shit ! -It broke it.

In any case,

it's a nice reception. The meat is halal?

(In most cases,

- I understand,

he degraded material... I did not want to...

It's not worth it. Ah!

AIE Aie Aie !

- Who's that yet?

sizzle

- So ?

Thanks WHO ?

- Thank you, Michel.

- Here.

- Here is the Cassiopeia,

the new target of our Italians.

We must be ready for anything.

- It's too big.

- We will not be up to it.

- You need real cops.

- There are ripoux at home.

We say nothing to these bastards. - Listen,

when I arrived, I did not know what was waiting for me.

I felt that you hated me,

so I hated you.

If I changed

and you too,

is that everyone

can happen

to change !

- It's not in Rocky 4 ?

- Yes, shut up.

Oh!

Regis!

- No no ! - Do not look at him.

Put the weapon back...

Like that.

It's because he's happy.

Calms you.

Here. Well, here we go.

Ready?

- HE CHEF!

Rhythmic music

- Squirrel approaching.

- Secure the area, each one his post.

- OK.

* -The ripoux are there.

- Warning. We are colleagues, so... - Yes.

- Can not. - No.

- It's not professional.

- Your friends, is it good?

- Normally.

- You're feverish.

- I'm not feverish.

I am not feverish. - Menard,

*you receive me ?

- Affirmative, Tango, Charlie, finished.

I love you. - It's normal.

- Michel?

* Michel? - I'm in place.

- Oh !

Mr. Prefect, hello.

It was I who organized the operation.

I mobilized the finest teams.

The jewel arrives from Geneva by helicopter. He will land there.

There is a round.

Everything is set like in a music basket, quiet.

Rhythmic music

- Squirrel with Mucem.

- Here it is.

- Ah.

* - Helicopter in sight. - I'm going to fuck her, I think.

- Unexpected.

- What is that ?

- It looks like a "brone". It's a "brone".

- A brone?

- That's what I say, a brone.

Problems.

where does he come from?

- Stay here. Portable

You disturb.

* What? - Good morning, Mr. Mayor.

You have a minute

* to order the pilot to follow our drone.

- Ah! What?

I'm messing

in front of the joke.

If you believe

* impress me, you put your finger

in the knee.

(In fitaflm M mm ?

?um 5% misa

- OK.

It's going to be crazy.

- Huh?

The mytho.

- It's not mytho.

It was stolen this morning at Frejus.

the l

sfimflm

You know it

- To all units... - Relax.

- Yes, there.

- What's this ?

- Bravo.

On?uem?iheim?

Mr. Pilot,

* follow the drone where you are

- OK.

- No ! What's happening ?

- The helicopter goes off. What do we do ?

- We improvise.

- No.

Disagree.

-He where goes this one? - Stop it!

Rhythmic music

- Michel, yours.

- OK.

Let's go.

Shit.

- Hello Baba?

* Change:

clear the road.

We follow

a helicopter.

- OK, I manage.

- OK, thanks.

- Guys, you're blocking boulevard access,

the taxi must have free field.

- Stop, 2 minutes.

- Its good.

- Yeah? -What is happening?

- The helicopter has the taxi to the buttocks.

- The taxi ? I'm taking care of it.

Ms mm mmtsa

Engine

Klaxons

- Karim, they hurt my head.

- It's not me, it's him.

- It goes quickly. - There you are !

Let's go.

- Let go of me.

- Where does this dwarf come from?

- What are you doing ?

- You'll go up in the air,

con your mother!

- Hit him on the muzzle.

- They are faster.

- We'll see.

- They are there.

- Do not worry, it's okay.

- But what does he do?

- Stopped !

He screams.

(In fact, please send it to Fmm?fisa

Where is this dwarf con? Watch!

shouting

- Take this. - Get him out of there.

Shout

Here ! He's broken the playmobil!

- Oh !

aam h, m m? at.

- They are powerful. - I know.

- Accelerated.

MCUs

Fig. The @ n ?fie mmm

afiu?t?? q? m mus, p E?

T eggle

How much are you?

- Do not look. It's okay.

- We can die.

He's laughing.

He laughs more.

- I know

that you are here!

In

Tfi?

He screams.

- You're not a cop,

a cop does not roll like that.

- Come on !

- There's a truck there.

Sylvain, we do not go.

- It goes. Shout

Horn

/ /

We almost got run over by a truck!

- This happened.

* -Menard,

* did you stop them? - We improvise, but it's ready.

Impact in 1 Os.

- What's this ?

- It's big.

- Now. She's screaming.

I love you !

- What is it ? - What's this ?

- It's like a boar.

- Do not touch it.

She is my girlfriend. - What do you want?

- I'll protect her. Do not touch his pistil.

- Shut up and clear.

- I got screwed. - fucking shit.

Music disturbing

y ?

- I have the sheaf.

My gas is coming back.

- Stop with that.

- It's not my fault.

He screams.

- They will shoot.

Shotguns

- They shoot !

- I saw ! - With real balls.

- Shit !

- Call me Regis.

- What? If you want. Regis!

- Not me ! Call Regis,

the policeman. - The sadist?

- Here ! - OK.

- Regis?

* -Yes, I follow you.

- And the helicopter?

*-He directs himself

* to a yacht at 3km.

- They are blocked by the sea. - Let's go.

Thank you, Regis.

- No.

shots

He screams.

Afifi

- They will shoot.

Help.

*-You hear me ? - Yes.

- They will go down the propeller. They will take it down!

- The suitcase.

- Call your sister.

- Yeah?

- I'm with your brother,

We are in trouble. - Yes.

- I have an Aventador who sticks to me.

* I must smoke it

* in 3 s. - To the right of the parking brake,

* you have a turbo boost single use.

- You do not do what I believe.

No. - Hang in there.

/ /

A,

two,

three! shouting

- Oh no ! No no !

wailing

Go.

We are sorry for the inconvenience.

We just have things to recover.

- No! No!

No !

No ! No

She is dead ! - Not here.

- She is dead ! Dead! - Go tie them up.

Not them,

Eddy! 'What ?

- They, there.

- Ah l Go l Go l

Laaefia

- It's not important.

- She is dead !

- Not dead,

in front of her a little morfle, it's not...

A good bodybuilder, it knows how to work. It will be fine.

- Ah! It's annoying me !

* -What is ? - Mr. Mayor?

* -Martin, what's going on? - We found the diamond. We did it.

* -Good, I listen to music.

- Can you hear me ? * - I hear more.

_EddY-

Edd - Yes? y "

I arrive.

- End of mission.

- It will be over when we have caught the ritals.

- Do not worry, they're just there,

they are waiting for us.

(In m not

the eldest in the world at

He's laughing.

- The ritals, that one is for Zizou in 2006, it is revenge.

He screams.

- Hey, can you swim?

- In the pool, not in the sea

He screams.

What's touching me? - Fin!

Aileron!

- No !

Stop her !

- Hands on the steering wheel. You move more.

- One minute.

Calm music

You're a good pilot.

Lieutenant Marot. Strong rights granted to me

and according to articles 71, 72 and 74

on crime and speeding,

I personally seize the vehicle.

It's nice.

- We'll meet Again.

- We hear it less

your big mouth. You bring her back less.

(In mmmmm

- Okay...

- You got something. - Yes, I was there.

- In full mouth. - And what do I say to uncle Hamid?

And I must warn my sister.

- She, I take care of it.

It's me who broke the car, it's up to me to assume.

I'm taking care of it. Secures the perimeter.

- OK. Well then I secure, me, okay.

*Television

'k

- So,

good news, I'm fine,

bad news, the taxi...

- Yes, it's on TV.

* -What can you tell us about this arrest?

* -I did my duty as a policeman, like Donnie Brasco

* or Jason Bourne.

But I was not alone I take advantage

* to make a dedication to my friend Sylvain.

* We're doing a great team.

* I hope we will do it again. * -Leave the microphone.

* We are better than Bad Boy.

* -Be... * -I am Mr Lawrence...

*-Proud. You're Will Smith.

*Thank you

* for your confidence. * -Beautiful binomial

* we have the opportunity... * -And Samia,

He is your brother. *-Whore !

*I'm proud of you.

* I'm here thanks to you too, thank you sister.

* And the woman of my life,

* Sandy's name

* -You start to piss me off. * -Sandy, I love you.

* Your plump teddy bear will always be there to make you dream.

*Marry me !

* -Leave the microphone. * -Hein?

*I love you !

*-Thank you. *-You are the woman of my life.

- Plump little bear cub. -Sylvain, be my witness.

-Well, thank you, thank you...

- The taxi, he's dead. There, the taxi is over.

* -I do not like working like this. Shit !

Soft music

*-Islam,

* in the Vosges.

* This subject that...

* Must leave now.

* Can someone clear him from the field of view?

- Sorry for the taxi.

-He has had his day. He had a beautiful ending.

I have a surprise.

Glad to return

in the far north?

- I would have stayed, but there is nothing that holds me back...

Like a super girl that I like a lot,

who shares the same passion.

A girl who would have taught me that the most beautiful things are worthy.

She laughs. Oh dear !

This, really, it's not done!

- You thought you had me like that?

- It's not good. - Sorry,

but you've changed your voice altogether.

- I am thoroughly in, sincere. - I saw !

- Are not you romantic? - Of course yes !

It's too easy.

- Too easy ? - Yes !

- Given the galley it is to kiss,

I do not even imagine sleeping with you.

- It is deserved.

You want to kiss me ? - Yes.

- Then down.

'I'm not fine,

Ya20m!

- It's just water.

Soft music

- When to go. - Come on.

- Maybe we could jump to 2?

- No, go ahead first.

- Safe ? - Yes.

He screams.

She laughs.

- The dish on the ass!

- I had fun! All the weight on the same!

Come. - Finally, she's cold.

- What? - I do not feel it too much.

- No, but come!

Oh!

The brass band plays "Tchikita".

- The music !

- Mr. Mayor.

He screams. The scarf, sorry. Sorry.

- Citizens, citizens,

I am proud of our municipal police

the Mumu, who has just unveiled rogue police!

cheers

Bichon, the medals!

Oh dear!

Music! - Congratulations.

Bravo.

From the mayor.

- Thank you.

- The city thanks you.

Marseille thanks you. - Thank you.

Oh!

- We thank you.

- I love you !

I love you fucking.

humming

- I'm proud of you. It's okay with your darling.

- Great. Look what I'm going to offer him.

- Did you steal it? - No.

- Yes, to the Italians. - No.

And even! I stole a stolen ring,

it vanishes.

- So, we do

his request ?

- Where are you going ?

- I have to be at the airport in 25 minutes.

-25 minutes, it's wide.

- No, 25 minutes,

it's impossible.

I have a snack

with the municipal... There are four quarters,

you come ?

Rhythmic song

humming

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