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- MAN:Hello, Junior.
- (BELL DINGS)
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- (MAN LAUGHS)
- (TV, INDISTINCT)
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(BOY ON TV LAUGHS)
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- (MAN LAUGHS)
- Magic trick.
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Oh!
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You guys. That poor kid
might have really gotten hurt.
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Oh, sweetie. It's hilarious.
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- (HORN BLARES)
- Okay, we are late. I gotta go.
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Thanks for
taking care of her, Dad.
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Bye, Rudie. I love you.
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Bye, Chickenbutt.
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Let's get one of us both.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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MAN:(ON TV)There's no place
like Magic Land.
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RUDIE: That looks fun.
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Of course, I can't go.
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Oh, it's all hype anyway.
You make your own fun.
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Besides, amusement parks
these days...
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Let's just say Magic Land
lost its magic a long time ago.
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Or for the best deal,
purchase a memb...
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And I should know.
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Your mom ever tell you
that your old papaw
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owned one of the greatest
amusement parks of all time?
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- She didn't?
- No.
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What? It was epic.
That's my damn legacy.
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Yeah, this was when
I was living
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up in the woods
near Calico Ridge.
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Oof! It was a wild time.
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(ANIMAL GROWLING)
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(SIGHS)
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Things could be worse.
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My next-door neighbor
was an alcoholic bear
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who would sneak into my yard
and try to kill me for my beer.
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Yep, true story.
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Go on. Go away.
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Go away. No, no, no. Come on.
No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no.
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Don't be a prick.
Don't you be a prick.
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(ROARS)
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He was a persistent
little bastard too.
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I would have shared
the beer with him,
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but he was
kind of an angry drunk.
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No, no, no, no.
Go, go, go, go.
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Good boy.
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(YELLS)
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(GROANS)
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Oh, fuck.
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- Come on, Papaw.
- What? That's how it happened.
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Honest Injun.
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Guess you can't
say that anymore.
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Those days were different.
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There weren't so many rules.
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Kids were allowed
just to be kids
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and do what kids love to do.
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Dumb, crazy shit
they might regret.
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Action Point was my baby.
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I built her from the ground up.
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It wasn't some huge
monster park,
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just a couple
of slides and rides,
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but all the kids in town
loved it.
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And the ones
who had nowhere to go
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and no one to look after 'em,
well, I put 'em to work.
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I called them the Shitbirds.
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There was Ziffel.
He was our chief engineer.
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Stiv worked security.
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Don't fuck with me.
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Four Finger Annie
was our ride supervisor.
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Rodney, he was the numbers guy.
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Hot Headed Pete
was in charge of complaining.
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Can someone help me with this?
Hello?
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And then there was Killer.
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He wasn't exactly a kid
and he wasn't on the payroll,
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but he did come every day
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to pick fights
with random strangers.
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Never a dull moment.
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To be honest,
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I think he escaped
from a mental hospital.
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Anyhoo, the park bordered
the Calico River,
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so we had water activities too.
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And your Great Uncle Benny
was in charge down there.
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Not one single person
ever drowned on his watch
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most of the time.
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- And I looked up...
- Help!
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...and I saw her vagina
staring me right in the eye.
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And I knew, like, "No,
this is not just for peeing.
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This is for something else."
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Up until then I thought
babies came out of the butt.
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Everyone loved to hear
his stories,
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none of which I will share
with you, young lady.
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Help me!
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Back then
there was a little thing
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called personal responsibility.
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If you screwed up and got hurt,
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you didn't call no lawyer
or the media.
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You just dusted yourself off
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and bragged about it
to your dumb little buddies.
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That sounds awesome.
What happened to it?
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(TOILET FLUSHES)
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Oh.
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Well, that's a long story.
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But we have
all afternoon, right?
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Well,
you're absolutely right.
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Hey, speaking of...
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Who wants a little mani-pedi?
I mean, it's just us girls.
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GIRL: Go, go, go!
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Lay off the brakes,
asshole.
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- GIRL: Whoo-hoo!
- Here, boss.
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Goddamn it, Lumpy.
What were you trying to do?
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- I wanted to go faster.
- That's fair.
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Give me that tape.
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(TAPE RIPPING)
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Just hold it.
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Give her the old
criss-cross apple sauce.
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All right, that'll hold her
for a bit, Merle.
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Now, let me take a look
at that thing.
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Whoo-wee! Mmm.
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Going to...
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There we go.
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(GRUNTS)
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What? That's what
it was invented for in Vietnam.
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Better than stitches,
stronger than skin.
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- You're gonna be all right.
- (GRUNTS)
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Where the hell's Rodney?
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Rodney!
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- You wanted to see me?
- Yeah.
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Something's off.
I see our regular kids.
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But where's the fresh fish?
What's our attendance today?
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Down about 45%.
Pretty close to my projections.
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It could be worse,
considering 7 Parks just opened.
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The new amusement park
a half hour's drive from here.
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I told you they were building it
all last winter.
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That's not my listening season.
You should have told me louder.
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You heard me. It's just that
selective proactivity of yours.
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Get lost, Rodney.
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Hello there.
Any of you work here?
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Yeah, not if we can help it.
(CHUCKLES)
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Oh, I see. I'm Greg Knoblach
with Trustwood Developments.
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You've probably seen
my billboards.
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Huh?
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Okay. I was looking for D.C.
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Well, lookee here. Old Knoblick.
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It's Knoblach, and that wasn't
even funny in high school.
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D.C.,
the chairlift broke again.
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- D.C.: Oh, shit.
- Help me!
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Rodney!
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Amazing. (LAUGHS)
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Anyway, back to why I'm here.
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I suppose you probably heard you
got some competition in town now.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I know all about 7 Narcs.
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Yeah. Here, take a look
at those, kids.
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They've got log flumes,
roller coasters,
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and a chairlift
that actually works.
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Mm-hm.
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My son Travis just took a job
there for the summer.
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Little cocksucker.
(CLEARS THROAT)
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Looks like a big, bright,
shiny corporate asshole to me.
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Okay, listen, D.C.
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- GIRL: What's he got in here?
- KNOBLACH: I got friends at the bank.
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So I know you took out a loan
on this place last year.
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What was it, 100,000?
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How are you ever
gonna pay that off?
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Let me find a buyer
for your land.
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It's not gonna be easy, but
I'm sure I can find somebody.
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Well, look, Nodgecock,
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I didn't build this place
for you or the bank.
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I built it for the kids.
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So I'm not selling
to any of you fanny-blowers.
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Good day.
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(LAUGHTER)
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Hey. Hey!
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Hey, those are Cubans.
Give me that. Give me that.
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You're lucky we saved
your people in that war.
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OLD D.C.:And that's about the time
your mom arrived for the summer.
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(GASPS)
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- Chickenbutt! Hi.
- Hi!
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Oh, I'm so glad to see you.
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Oh. I recognize those.
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How's your mom?
Still hate me?
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Still with that guy,
the physical therapist?
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She doesn't hate you,
and you know he's a doctor.
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Yeah, that's what he says.
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All right, baby.
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Well, let's hit it.
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You remember this one? You used
to love it when you were a kid.
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(♫ MAN SINGING ON TAPE ♫)
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Here.
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Listen to this.
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(♫ THE CLASH: "JANIE JONES" ♫)
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Beat's good, but the lead singer
sounds kind of harelipped.
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- They're called The Clash.
- Ah, The Clash.
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They're playing New York.
A lot of my friends are going.
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It's no big deal.
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They're actually all right.
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Hey, well, I think
their tour's coming through LA.
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You think maybe
we could check 'em out?
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Sure. We got all summer.
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Home sweet home.
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House looks the same.
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D.C.: Spent a little time
cleaning her up.
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I got the luggage.
Don't worry about it.
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- Draw.
- (GUNSHOT)
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Huh. Too slow.
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- Boogie!
- Benny! Oh, my God!
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The hell you doing here? You're
supposed to be at the lagoon.
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I don't believe it.
You blossomed.
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Um, I'm gonna go unpack.
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- You gotta see my new hatchet.
- D.C.: Oh, Jesus.
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I invented this game.
It's called Kill the White Man.
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You think this shirt
makes me look fat?
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I don't really care if it does.
It's rad.
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I stole it from my sister.
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Oh, please, Dad.
It's a tampon.
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Do not swear at me, young lady.
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It's fine.
It's totally natural.
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She left Action Point a child.
She returned a woman.
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- (SNAPS FINGERS)
- All right, that's it. Back to the lagoon.
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Come by
and see me later, Boogie.
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We'll gab
like little schoolgirls.
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- Okay, Benny.
- BENNY: Bye.
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He's a peach.
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Oh, God. I'm gonna go.
Are you Okay?
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Um, actually...
Well, no. No, it can wait.
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- You sure?
- Yeah. I'm gonna get a shower.
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I'll come find you later.
We can talk then.
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Okay. Um...
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Oh, we got a rogue bear
around here, so keep an eye out.
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There's some bear repellent
over next to the hairspray.
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But don't get 'em mixed up.
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- Draw.
- (GUNSHOT)
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Too slow.
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RUDIE:Sounds like my mom's
worst nightmare.
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Well, it wasn't back then.
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She wasn't the uptight...
excellent mother she is now.
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She was pretty normal.
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Come on,
I was gonna paint your nails.
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- You don't wanna...
- Papaw.
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You... Oh. Oh, Okay.
Suit yourself.
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(GIGGLES)
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
My tootsies are ticklish.
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Nah. Nah, nah,
nah, nah. No!
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Ooh. Ooh, you touched 'em.
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00:14:01,964 --> 00:14:03,961
- Ooh.
- It looks good.
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00:14:03,963 --> 00:14:06,496
- It's an improvement.
- Ooh.
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(YELLS)
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- Smartass.
- All right, let's do this.
246
00:14:18,063 --> 00:14:20,331
Boogie, it's on you.
247
00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:24,530
You ready, Stiv?
248
00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:26,895
Okay.
249
00:14:26,897 --> 00:14:28,062
(LAUGHS)
250
00:14:28,064 --> 00:14:30,765
Three, two, one!
251
00:14:31,698 --> 00:14:33,129
(LAUGHTER)
252
00:14:33,131 --> 00:14:36,464
- D.C.: It works!
- BOOGIE: Sorry, Stiv!
253
00:14:37,199 --> 00:14:38,731
She's not sorry.
254
00:14:39,298 --> 00:14:40,597
KILLER: Hey, D.C.
255
00:14:41,366 --> 00:14:43,196
- (YELPS)
- KILLER: Relax, Pete.
256
00:14:43,198 --> 00:14:46,863
It's not gonna hurt you.
Just a baby snake.
257
00:14:46,865 --> 00:14:49,631
- Oh, my God.
- Found him out in the woodpile.
258
00:14:49,633 --> 00:14:51,866
What do you think, D.C.?
Can I keep him?
259
00:14:52,199 --> 00:14:54,966
Sure, Killer. Just get him
the hell out of here.
260
00:14:55,998 --> 00:14:56,464
Awesome.
261
00:14:56,466 --> 00:14:59,831
Hey, D.C., not so awesome
is that snake
262
00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:02,466
came from underneath the
last piece of lumber we got.
263
00:15:02,866 --> 00:15:06,197
Oh, damn.
We need that wood for the rides.
264
00:15:06,199 --> 00:15:08,765
How we looking on funds,
Rodney?
265
00:15:10,299 --> 00:15:11,697
Well, no problem.
266
00:15:11,699 --> 00:15:15,198
We can go get some more
after closing tonight.
267
00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:17,665
I know a place
we can get it on credit.
268
00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:19,234
Get back to it.
269
00:15:21,133 --> 00:15:23,732
BENNY:
Siouxie, come on.
270
00:15:23,734 --> 00:15:26,167
D.C.: Let's go.
Let's load her up.
271
00:15:26,900 --> 00:15:28,832
Are we in?
272
00:15:28,834 --> 00:15:32,000
- PETE: We're in.
- All right. Let's go.
273
00:15:32,002 --> 00:15:33,434
(ZIFFEL WHISTLES)
274
00:15:36,601 --> 00:15:39,433
D.C.: Ugh. This place
gives me the creeps.
275
00:15:44,067 --> 00:15:46,302
All right, hand me the key.
276
00:15:50,634 --> 00:15:54,366
Come on. Come on, Siouxie.
Good girl.
277
00:15:54,368 --> 00:15:56,602
Good girl, Siouxie.
278
00:15:58,167 --> 00:15:59,366
(DOG BARKING)
279
00:15:59,368 --> 00:16:01,600
Look, Siouxie.
Look, Siouxie.
280
00:16:01,602 --> 00:16:03,965
Oh, who's that?
Oh, he's so handsome.
281
00:16:03,967 --> 00:16:05,901
You get him. Good girl.
282
00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:12,169
Oh, you get him. Go on.
Good girl, Siouxie.
283
00:16:22,069 --> 00:16:24,536
Whoa.
284
00:16:28,803 --> 00:16:29,867
(BARKS)
285
00:16:29,869 --> 00:16:31,369
D.C.: Come on, guys.
Let's go!
286
00:16:31,371 --> 00:16:34,634
- ZIFFEL: We're going.
- (GRUNTING)
287
00:16:34,636 --> 00:16:36,335
PETE: Just shove it.
288
00:16:36,337 --> 00:16:39,571
Watch out, Rodney. Move your ass.
Get the goddamn...
289
00:16:41,535 --> 00:16:43,735
- Just move.
- Fucking... Give me that.
290
00:16:43,737 --> 00:16:45,636
Damn it.
291
00:16:47,137 --> 00:16:48,837
Keep it moving.
292
00:16:54,838 --> 00:16:56,871
Motherfucker.
293
00:16:57,703 --> 00:17:01,271
(CHATTERING)
294
00:17:24,839 --> 00:17:25,873
(GRUNTS)
295
00:17:27,905 --> 00:17:28,836
(UNZIPS PANTS)
296
00:17:28,838 --> 00:17:31,240
- (CHUCKLING)
- (URINATING)
297
00:17:34,239 --> 00:17:35,203
(ZIPS UP)
298
00:17:35,205 --> 00:17:36,572
(GASPS)
299
00:17:37,172 --> 00:17:39,805
- Shh.
- What are you doing?
300
00:17:40,205 --> 00:17:41,572
Come on.
301
00:17:42,439 --> 00:17:44,672
(INDISTINCT VOICES)
302
00:17:46,239 --> 00:17:47,871
KNOBLACH:
I talked to the mayor.
303
00:17:47,873 --> 00:17:50,603
We are talking about
a very big deal here.
304
00:17:50,605 --> 00:17:52,403
I don't want you
standing out there
305
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,138
with your balls in the wind.
306
00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:55,505
Take my word for it,
307
00:17:55,507 --> 00:17:57,271
as soon as this guy
misses his next payment,
308
00:17:57,273 --> 00:18:00,037
you are getting Action Point
at short sale prices,
309
00:18:00,039 --> 00:18:01,906
with no other bidders.
310
00:18:02,572 --> 00:18:04,338
You can trust me on this...
311
00:18:04,340 --> 00:18:06,405
- What you doing?
- Sorry, D.C.
312
00:18:06,407 --> 00:18:09,605
My tummy gets upset
when we do black ops.
313
00:18:09,607 --> 00:18:10,541
Dad?
314
00:18:11,239 --> 00:18:13,505
- No, no.
- BOOGIE: What? What?
315
00:18:13,507 --> 00:18:15,006
- Go, go, go.
- (ALARM RINGS)
316
00:18:26,507 --> 00:18:29,405
Siouxie! Siouxie!
Come on, Siouxie Sioux!
317
00:18:29,407 --> 00:18:31,375
Sioux! Siouxie Sioux!
318
00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:34,273
D.C.: Get in the truck!
319
00:18:34,275 --> 00:18:38,439
Siouxie! Siouxie! Siouxie Sioux!
Siouxie, come on, girl.
320
00:18:38,441 --> 00:18:41,007
- Come on, Siouxie.
- ALL: Come on!
321
00:18:41,009 --> 00:18:43,407
Come on, baby. Good girl.
322
00:18:43,409 --> 00:18:45,642
- BOOGIE: Come on!
- D.C.: Let's go!
323
00:18:46,308 --> 00:18:47,739
- Get her in.
- Get the dog.
324
00:18:47,741 --> 00:18:49,709
- I got her. Let's go.
- Come on!
325
00:18:52,741 --> 00:18:56,805
Knoblach thinks he's selling our
place to those 7 Park pricks.
326
00:18:56,807 --> 00:18:59,374
ZIFFEL: Hey,
why is your dog's ass wet?
327
00:19:01,142 --> 00:19:03,607
OLD D.C.:I knew I had to
come up with a big idea,
328
00:19:03,609 --> 00:19:05,174
an idea that would catch fire
329
00:19:05,176 --> 00:19:08,607
and help us compete with
those corporate douchebags.
330
00:19:08,609 --> 00:19:11,107
But, whew, it wasn't easy.
331
00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:13,540
Thinking is not my superpower.
332
00:19:13,542 --> 00:19:16,906
(D.C. IMITATES BOMB FALLING, EXPLODING)
333
00:19:16,908 --> 00:19:18,676
(CLATTERING)
334
00:19:22,510 --> 00:19:24,743
(D.C. GRUNTS)
335
00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:40,811
- (♫ D.C. HUMMING ♫)
- (CLATTERING)
336
00:19:42,411 --> 00:19:45,508
Ooh. Oh!
337
00:19:45,510 --> 00:19:47,077
Goddamn it.
338
00:19:56,178 --> 00:19:58,411
(♫ D.C. HUMS ♫)
339
00:20:00,544 --> 00:20:02,778
(HOWLING)
340
00:20:07,212 --> 00:20:09,445
(GROWLS)
341
00:20:10,579 --> 00:20:11,713
Hi, Boogie.
342
00:20:16,412 --> 00:20:18,144
(YELLS)
343
00:20:18,146 --> 00:20:20,479
(SPLASHING)
344
00:20:32,711 --> 00:20:35,311
- Come on. We need more slack.
- It's coming.
345
00:20:35,313 --> 00:20:37,710
You guys are supposed to be cleaning the
slide. What the hell are you doing?
346
00:20:37,712 --> 00:20:40,544
Yeah, we're gonna
power-wash it.
347
00:20:40,546 --> 00:20:43,948
Fucking stupid cart. Fuck!
348
00:20:45,212 --> 00:20:46,180
On Pete?
349
00:20:46,613 --> 00:20:47,714
Yeah.
350
00:20:49,847 --> 00:20:52,977
So, uh, how are the numbers,
Rodney? How are we looking?
351
00:20:52,979 --> 00:20:57,244
- RODNEY: Attendance is up.
- That's good. How much?
352
00:20:57,246 --> 00:20:59,180
- RODNEY: 1%.
- D.C.: Oh.
353
00:20:59,914 --> 00:21:04,014
Well, sounds like
we gotta up our game.
354
00:21:04,648 --> 00:21:07,848
- Hey, Pete!
- What?
355
00:21:09,347 --> 00:21:11,048
ALL: Whoa!
356
00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:15,279
- Oh, shit.
- Sorry, D.C.
357
00:21:15,281 --> 00:21:16,847
Holy shit.
358
00:21:19,348 --> 00:21:22,714
(LAUGHS) Holy shit.
359
00:21:24,581 --> 00:21:28,281
OLD D.C.:Sometimes I get my best
ideas when I'm freshly concussed.
360
00:21:28,815 --> 00:21:31,247
As I was lying on my back
on the verge of a seizure,
361
00:21:31,249 --> 00:21:33,282
something happened.
362
00:21:34,147 --> 00:21:38,514
It was a damned epiphany,
a real eureka moment.
363
00:21:42,016 --> 00:21:45,015
Are you Okay?
It was Ziffel's idea.
364
00:21:45,748 --> 00:21:48,815
Action Point team meeting.
Let's go.
365
00:21:50,482 --> 00:21:53,883
All right, everybody. Listen up.
366
00:21:54,749 --> 00:21:57,348
- Ow. Shit.
- (LAUGHTER)
367
00:21:57,850 --> 00:22:00,547
All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
368
00:22:00,549 --> 00:22:03,848
We're not in trouble because
I think I got this, all right?
369
00:22:03,850 --> 00:22:06,780
What this place needs
is an excitement enema.
370
00:22:06,782 --> 00:22:08,947
7 Parks may have taken
our customers,
371
00:22:08,949 --> 00:22:10,549
but we can take 'em right back.
372
00:22:10,916 --> 00:22:12,414
So what we're gonna do
373
00:22:12,416 --> 00:22:14,649
is we're gonna make this place
fast and loose,
374
00:22:14,915 --> 00:22:16,515
teach these little cooter-flutes
375
00:22:16,517 --> 00:22:19,414
to use a little hand-eye
coordination for a change.
376
00:22:19,416 --> 00:22:22,248
We'll let 7 Parks
be about what you can't do.
377
00:22:22,250 --> 00:22:24,815
Action Point is gonna be
about what you can do.
378
00:22:24,817 --> 00:22:28,084
- ALL: Yeah!
- So what are you going to do?
379
00:22:28,416 --> 00:22:30,415
We're gonna take the brakes
off this place.
380
00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:34,248
Every ride, every attraction,
no rules, no speed limits.
381
00:22:34,250 --> 00:22:37,018
- Just pure fun.
- ALL: Yeah!
382
00:22:37,718 --> 00:22:40,915
All right, you Shitbirds, size
it up and paste it on a pigeon.
383
00:22:40,917 --> 00:22:43,050
Our ass is getting started
right now.
384
00:22:43,052 --> 00:22:44,614
- Let's go!
- (♫ ROCK SONG PLAYING ♫)
385
00:22:44,616 --> 00:22:46,081
PETE: After lunch.
386
00:22:46,083 --> 00:22:48,616
Yeah, so, yeah, that's
the speed limiter right there.
387
00:22:48,618 --> 00:22:50,218
Well, rip the sucker off.
388
00:22:50,851 --> 00:22:53,585
Ah! You ready, Slappy?
389
00:22:54,884 --> 00:22:56,884
All right, here we go.
390
00:22:58,418 --> 00:23:00,453
Oh, yeah.
391
00:23:00,852 --> 00:23:04,586
- ZIFFEL: Is he gonna be Okay?
- D.C.: He's fine.
392
00:23:08,550 --> 00:23:11,019
And bye-bye, Mr. Brakes.
393
00:23:11,485 --> 00:23:13,118
One, two, three.
394
00:23:14,019 --> 00:23:16,018
(SCREAMS)
395
00:23:16,020 --> 00:23:18,683
Looks good. Who's first?
396
00:23:18,685 --> 00:23:20,918
I'm breaking this bastard in.
397
00:23:22,319 --> 00:23:24,354
(YELLS)
398
00:23:26,251 --> 00:23:30,052
- Oh, my God!
- Hope that's a strong line.
399
00:23:34,386 --> 00:23:38,319
Oh, fuck!
400
00:23:43,953 --> 00:23:45,886
PETE: What the fuck?
401
00:23:49,454 --> 00:23:51,351
(YELLS)
402
00:23:51,353 --> 00:23:53,952
All right, this is called
the loop-dee-loop.
403
00:23:53,954 --> 00:23:59,654
"Oh, I'm walking up the steps
and I'm in. Whoa!"
404
00:24:00,521 --> 00:24:02,287
Yeah? All right.
405
00:24:02,954 --> 00:24:05,222
- Give Daddy a little push.
- Good luck.
406
00:24:10,855 --> 00:24:12,353
Whoa!
407
00:24:12,355 --> 00:24:14,087
(♫ SONG CONTINUES ♫)
408
00:24:20,188 --> 00:24:22,690
(WHOOPS)
409
00:24:25,721 --> 00:24:27,955
(GROANS)
410
00:24:29,788 --> 00:24:31,056
(CHUCKLES)
411
00:24:31,589 --> 00:24:33,085
- PETE: Fuck.
- Ow.
412
00:24:33,087 --> 00:24:36,787
- Holy shit, that was amazing.
- You want this?
413
00:24:36,789 --> 00:24:39,687
D.C.: I think you're gonna
have to feather it a little
414
00:24:39,689 --> 00:24:41,590
on that last turn.
415
00:24:41,855 --> 00:24:44,188
- I'm next.
- PETE: Fuck you. I'm next.
416
00:24:45,255 --> 00:24:46,821
- Help me up.
- You Okay, boss?
417
00:24:46,823 --> 00:24:48,457
Ow.
418
00:24:50,122 --> 00:24:52,855
- Thanks.
- BENNY: That was incredible.
419
00:25:11,357 --> 00:25:13,887
Have you tethered
any of that down yet? Damn it.
420
00:25:13,889 --> 00:25:15,823
Yeah, yeah,
I'm working on it.
421
00:25:16,624 --> 00:25:20,290
Shouldn't we be facing the water
in case someone needs help?
422
00:25:20,691 --> 00:25:22,857
Ah, let God sort 'em out.
423
00:25:29,758 --> 00:25:31,355
Dude, what the fuck?
424
00:25:31,357 --> 00:25:34,156
It's like one continuous
train wreck.
425
00:25:34,158 --> 00:25:35,790
Now, to the untrained eye,
426
00:25:35,792 --> 00:25:38,621
all this might look
dangerous and haphazard,
427
00:25:38,623 --> 00:25:43,725
but your father is an artiste
and this is his canvas.
428
00:25:44,859 --> 00:25:46,326
Oh!
429
00:25:46,992 --> 00:25:49,858
I want to talk to him
about something, but...
430
00:25:51,225 --> 00:25:53,923
I'm kind of dreading it.
I mean, it's not a big deal.
431
00:25:53,925 --> 00:25:57,091
It's just... he may think
it's a big deal.
432
00:25:57,925 --> 00:26:00,023
It's just Mom travels so much
with work,
433
00:26:00,025 --> 00:26:02,858
and her boyfriend looks after me
most of the time.
434
00:26:03,326 --> 00:26:06,958
He floated the idea
and Mom liked it, and...
435
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:08,226
What is it?
436
00:26:10,492 --> 00:26:13,057
That he become an official
legal guardian of mine,
437
00:26:13,059 --> 00:26:15,457
and I need Dad
to sign the papers.
438
00:26:15,459 --> 00:26:17,392
Holy shit. Really?
439
00:26:17,394 --> 00:26:19,091
Mmm.
440
00:26:19,093 --> 00:26:21,591
Whoa. No, no, no, no, no.
441
00:26:21,593 --> 00:26:24,259
Your dad is not gonna
like that at all.
442
00:26:24,861 --> 00:26:26,124
Look, I thought I had problems,
443
00:26:26,126 --> 00:26:28,824
but you, young lady,
you have problems.
444
00:26:28,826 --> 00:26:30,361
Shut up, Benny.
445
00:26:31,495 --> 00:26:34,624
It'll work itself out.
It always does.
446
00:26:34,626 --> 00:26:36,660
Oh, whoa!
447
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:39,194
- Jeez!
- ANNIE: I'm sorry.
448
00:26:42,194 --> 00:26:46,525
Do you work here?
Does anybody work here?
449
00:26:46,527 --> 00:26:48,326
Yeah, yeah.
450
00:26:48,328 --> 00:26:52,659
My son is stuck up there
and he won't come down.
451
00:26:52,661 --> 00:26:56,527
- Please, just do something.
- Absolutely.
452
00:26:57,461 --> 00:27:00,128
Get down from there,
you little bastard!
453
00:27:02,895 --> 00:27:04,027
- No!
- Walk it off.
454
00:27:04,029 --> 00:27:05,996
Whoo!
455
00:27:12,429 --> 00:27:16,326
- BOY: That was fucking awesome.
- You deserved that.
456
00:27:16,328 --> 00:27:19,825
This place should be
closed down.
457
00:27:19,827 --> 00:27:21,929
Come on, Leslie.
458
00:27:23,762 --> 00:27:26,593
- What'd she say?
- She said, "Come on, Leslie."
459
00:27:26,595 --> 00:27:28,027
D.C.: Before that.
460
00:27:28,029 --> 00:27:30,463
She said this place
should be closed down.
461
00:27:30,828 --> 00:27:32,429
She may be right.
462
00:27:33,662 --> 00:27:37,894
This place is a lawless,
reckless free-for-all,
463
00:27:37,896 --> 00:27:40,097
and people
need to know about it.
464
00:27:45,296 --> 00:27:48,329
So why are we boycotting
our own park?
465
00:27:48,331 --> 00:27:50,961
Because there's no better
publicity than a boycott.
466
00:27:50,963 --> 00:27:54,395
Remember the big grape boycott
that helped the farm workers?
467
00:27:54,397 --> 00:27:57,162
Yeah. Yeah,
we studied it this year.
468
00:27:57,164 --> 00:27:58,827
Grape sales
went through the roof
469
00:27:58,829 --> 00:28:00,229
'cause all anybody ever heard
470
00:28:00,231 --> 00:28:02,728
was the word "grape"
over and over again.
471
00:28:02,730 --> 00:28:05,162
PETE: And why the shit
are we dressed like this?
472
00:28:05,164 --> 00:28:07,230
D.C.: So we blend in, Pete.
473
00:28:07,232 --> 00:28:09,531
(♫ WAYLON JENNINGS:
"AIN'T NO GOD IN MEXICO" ♫)
474
00:28:28,032 --> 00:28:29,630
(SONG FADES)
475
00:28:29,632 --> 00:28:32,229
OLD D.C.:Knoblach was greasing
the wheels all over town,
476
00:28:32,231 --> 00:28:34,863
trying to steal away
Action Point's land.
477
00:28:34,865 --> 00:28:37,829
- He even had the mayor in his hip pocket.
- Thank you.
478
00:28:37,831 --> 00:28:40,830
A very exciting day here today.
479
00:28:40,832 --> 00:28:44,129
And I would like to applaud
Trustwood Developments
480
00:28:44,131 --> 00:28:47,963
for all their efforts
on helping us revitalize
481
00:28:47,965 --> 00:28:50,865
downtown Calico Ridge.
482
00:28:51,898 --> 00:28:54,030
But what are you going to do
about Action Point?
483
00:28:54,032 --> 00:28:55,000
Yeah.
484
00:28:55,599 --> 00:28:57,330
- Excuse me?
- Action Point.
485
00:28:57,332 --> 00:29:00,830
- That place is out of control.
- That guy's right.
486
00:29:00,832 --> 00:29:02,829
They just put in
a zipline there,
487
00:29:02,831 --> 00:29:05,298
- and all the girls are flashing their titties.
- (PEOPLE GASPING)
488
00:29:05,300 --> 00:29:07,132
No, no, I didn't know that.
489
00:29:07,134 --> 00:29:10,601
And beer is so cheap, they're
practically giving it away.
490
00:29:11,233 --> 00:29:13,431
D.C.: Action Point
is the craziest place
491
00:29:13,433 --> 00:29:15,797
with the most dangerous rides
in the world.
492
00:29:15,799 --> 00:29:18,298
- Who do we wanna close?
- ALL: Action Point!
493
00:29:18,300 --> 00:29:21,267
- When do we wanna close it?
- ALL: After Labor Day.
494
00:29:21,799 --> 00:29:26,165
Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
Action Point has got to go!
495
00:29:26,167 --> 00:29:27,866
Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
496
00:29:27,868 --> 00:29:29,866
Action Point has got to go!
497
00:29:29,868 --> 00:29:31,634
Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
498
00:29:32,734 --> 00:29:34,099
OLD D.C.:The plan worked.
499
00:29:34,101 --> 00:29:35,898
Word had gotten out
that Action Point
500
00:29:35,900 --> 00:29:40,166
was the craziest, rowdiest
no-holds-barred amusement park
501
00:29:40,168 --> 00:29:41,999
in the good old US of A.
502
00:29:42,001 --> 00:29:44,534
(♫ ROCK SONG PLAYING ♫)
503
00:29:49,701 --> 00:29:53,666
Slappy added a special ingredient
to the cotton candy that day,
504
00:29:53,668 --> 00:29:55,766
and the kids loved it.
505
00:29:55,768 --> 00:29:58,001
(♫ SONG CONTINUES ♫)
506
00:30:06,603 --> 00:30:10,502
This cotton candy's getting
quite popular. Okay, Okay, Okay.
507
00:30:13,568 --> 00:30:14,435
(SONG ENDS)
508
00:30:15,836 --> 00:30:18,134
OLD D.C.:And, of course, Knoblach
got wind of our good fortune
509
00:30:18,136 --> 00:30:22,333
and he sent his pissant little
son Travis over to spy on us.
510
00:30:22,335 --> 00:30:26,602
Jesus. Look at all these
fucking pathetic losers.
511
00:30:27,769 --> 00:30:29,735
Hey, here you go, babe.
512
00:30:29,737 --> 00:30:33,338
Nice shorts.
Watch where you're going.
513
00:30:34,469 --> 00:30:36,737
Hey, Bobo, check this one.
514
00:30:37,969 --> 00:30:41,402
Hey, has anyone ever told you you
look like a Manson Family reject?
515
00:30:41,404 --> 00:30:43,904
Has anyone ever told you
to eat a dick?
516
00:30:44,670 --> 00:30:46,570
What the fuck
you just say to me?
517
00:30:46,837 --> 00:30:48,368
Hey, shit-eyes,
518
00:30:48,370 --> 00:30:49,567
how about respecting
the old personal space, huh?
519
00:30:49,569 --> 00:30:51,335
- (SNARLING)
- Siouxie Sioux.
520
00:30:51,337 --> 00:30:54,502
- (BARKS)
- Get ahold of your dog, man.
521
00:30:54,504 --> 00:30:57,068
- I don't like this fucking dog.
- Let's get out of here.
522
00:30:57,070 --> 00:30:58,801
I don't think
she likes you either.
523
00:30:58,803 --> 00:31:00,603
Good fight, though, guys.
524
00:31:00,605 --> 00:31:03,835
- Good girl.
- Thanks. That was sweet of you.
525
00:31:03,837 --> 00:31:05,769
- Benny.
- I'm Mia.
526
00:31:05,771 --> 00:31:09,503
- This is Siouxie Sioux.
- Oh, hey, Siouxie Sioux.
527
00:31:09,505 --> 00:31:12,803
Oh, thank you too, girl.
528
00:31:12,805 --> 00:31:14,268
I love your hatchet.
529
00:31:14,270 --> 00:31:15,969
It's just like the ones
that the Franks used
530
00:31:15,971 --> 00:31:17,504
to defeat the Roman Empire.
531
00:31:17,506 --> 00:31:19,370
Really?
I love French fries.
532
00:31:19,372 --> 00:31:21,372
- I love French fries too.
- Yeah?
533
00:31:22,772 --> 00:31:26,703
What a day. We ran out of beer,
corn dogs and toilet paper.
534
00:31:26,705 --> 00:31:29,570
- In that order.
- That's right.
535
00:31:29,572 --> 00:31:31,338
Rodney, why don't you
send the bank
536
00:31:31,340 --> 00:31:33,537
a nice fat installment
on our loan?
537
00:31:33,539 --> 00:31:35,837
Well, there's a little more
to it than that, D.C.,
538
00:31:35,839 --> 00:31:37,771
but, yeah,
I'll take care of it.
539
00:31:37,773 --> 00:31:39,206
Great.
540
00:31:45,872 --> 00:31:48,405
Here. I was just coming
to show you this.
541
00:31:50,406 --> 00:31:53,238
- Barry Manilow?
- No, no. The Clash.
542
00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:56,137
Oh, yeah, these blokes.
543
00:31:56,139 --> 00:31:58,373
So can we still go?
544
00:31:59,339 --> 00:32:02,306
Yeah, all right.
I reckon why the hell not?
545
00:32:03,205 --> 00:32:06,904
Hey, D.C.! D.C.!
546
00:32:06,906 --> 00:32:09,139
Oh, hell.
547
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:16,873
BOY: Stop it.
548
00:32:19,573 --> 00:32:24,273
D.C., Lost and Found
is for sunglasses, flip-flops.
549
00:32:24,275 --> 00:32:26,339
Not little kids, Okay?
550
00:32:26,341 --> 00:32:29,173
Their brothers and sisters just dump
them here and run off to the rides.
551
00:32:29,175 --> 00:32:30,607
Okay, just calm down.
552
00:32:30,609 --> 00:32:32,239
We just need to figure out
something to do
553
00:32:32,241 --> 00:32:33,641
with these little bastards.
554
00:32:33,875 --> 00:32:37,142
Animals. I used to love
that petting zoo you took me to.
555
00:32:37,675 --> 00:32:40,639
Maybe we can do a Kiddieland
with a petting zoo.
556
00:32:40,641 --> 00:32:42,272
- Yeah.
- Killer's got snakes.
557
00:32:42,274 --> 00:32:44,907
- Oh, well...
- Hey, you like snakes?
558
00:32:46,075 --> 00:32:47,475
(MUTTERS)
559
00:32:48,742 --> 00:32:50,673
You're not gonna
catch anything.
560
00:32:50,675 --> 00:32:52,807
You're not gonna catch anything.
You're a pussy.
561
00:32:52,809 --> 00:32:54,509
That has nothing to do
with catching.
562
00:32:54,908 --> 00:32:56,707
PETE: Are you sure
peanut butter's a good idea?
563
00:32:56,709 --> 00:33:00,473
Absolutely. Just go to sleep
with your eyes open
564
00:33:00,475 --> 00:33:02,207
and say
whatever's on your mind.
565
00:33:02,209 --> 00:33:03,541
Yeah.
566
00:33:03,543 --> 00:33:05,041
PETE: Is it near me
right now?
567
00:33:05,043 --> 00:33:08,207
He's coming this way.
What, are you scared, Pete?
568
00:33:08,209 --> 00:33:10,640
PETE: Yes, I'm terrified.
569
00:33:10,642 --> 00:33:12,242
You look really brave.
570
00:33:12,244 --> 00:33:15,507
- PETE: Eat the peanut butter.
- Oh, he's coming.
571
00:33:15,509 --> 00:33:17,374
Grab him. Grab him.
572
00:33:17,376 --> 00:33:19,743
He just dragged his nuts
across your face, Pete.
573
00:33:24,477 --> 00:33:26,474
Cage. Give me the cage.
574
00:33:26,476 --> 00:33:28,543
Give me the cage.
575
00:33:32,877 --> 00:33:34,011
Shit.
576
00:33:35,078 --> 00:33:36,642
BENNY: It's a porcupine.
577
00:33:36,644 --> 00:33:39,011
It comes from the Middle French
word meaning "thorny pig."
578
00:33:40,311 --> 00:33:41,511
Hold my beer.
579
00:33:42,944 --> 00:33:45,011
You need to charm him,
like a lady.
580
00:33:45,543 --> 00:33:48,710
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
581
00:33:48,712 --> 00:33:50,979
Put him in the bucket.
Put him in the bucket.
582
00:33:51,478 --> 00:33:53,476
Come on. In. In, in, in.
583
00:33:53,478 --> 00:33:56,008
Ow! (WHIMPERS)
584
00:33:56,010 --> 00:33:59,979
I'm going to just slip one in
in case the squirrel's frisky.
585
00:34:02,045 --> 00:34:03,778
Just stay relaxed.
586
00:34:05,412 --> 00:34:07,246
Here. Lookee here.
587
00:34:07,577 --> 00:34:08,976
Yeah. Wait, wait.
588
00:34:08,978 --> 00:34:12,613
There's more where
that came from. Lookee here.
589
00:34:13,079 --> 00:34:16,176
- BENNY: Shh. Fucking shut up.
- D.C.: Dude, it's in.
590
00:34:16,178 --> 00:34:18,812
- Ow! Ow. Ow.
- (SQUEAKS)
591
00:34:19,878 --> 00:34:21,977
PETE: Dude, he likes it.
That's disgusting.
592
00:34:21,979 --> 00:34:24,843
Give me the bag.
It's totally in your pants.
593
00:34:24,845 --> 00:34:26,279
Hold it in there.
Just trap it.
594
00:34:26,879 --> 00:34:29,578
BENNY: Drop it. He'll take it.
Don't give him a fright.
595
00:34:30,147 --> 00:34:32,644
- Stand up slow.
- I am, I am.
596
00:34:32,646 --> 00:34:34,943
- He's moving.
- Shh, shh, shh.
597
00:34:34,945 --> 00:34:37,376
Ow. Ow. Goddamn.
598
00:34:37,378 --> 00:34:39,710
(YELLS)
599
00:34:39,712 --> 00:34:42,378
- D.C.
- Oh, we got it!
600
00:34:42,380 --> 00:34:44,312
- Yeah, baby!
- Nice job, Benny.
601
00:34:44,314 --> 00:34:45,511
Don't let it out.
602
00:34:45,513 --> 00:34:48,444
- BOOGIE: Okay.
- No peeking. You peeking?
603
00:34:48,446 --> 00:34:50,512
- No, they're closed.
- Keep 'em closed.
604
00:34:50,514 --> 00:34:54,146
All right, and... voilà!
605
00:34:54,148 --> 00:34:56,648
Kiddieland!
606
00:34:58,346 --> 00:35:00,680
Oh! Um...
607
00:35:03,248 --> 00:35:05,613
It's not exactly how I saw it.
608
00:35:05,615 --> 00:35:07,848
Are you kidding?
It's fantastic.
609
00:35:08,547 --> 00:35:11,312
- Oh, my God! Don't touch it.
- Sorry.
610
00:35:11,314 --> 00:35:12,514
Dad.
611
00:35:14,113 --> 00:35:15,615
Lookee here.
612
00:35:16,548 --> 00:35:18,713
BOOGIE: Where did you
find all this?
613
00:35:18,715 --> 00:35:21,279
D.C.: Well, I bought some
and caught some.
614
00:35:21,281 --> 00:35:24,614
- That's really dangerous.
- No, no, he's in full control.
615
00:35:24,616 --> 00:35:26,015
He's in control.
616
00:35:27,414 --> 00:35:28,814
All right.
617
00:35:31,082 --> 00:35:32,183
Children...
618
00:35:32,648 --> 00:35:37,148
Boogie. Hey.
You wanna hold one?
619
00:35:37,150 --> 00:35:38,580
I'm fine, thanks.
620
00:35:38,582 --> 00:35:40,817
He sure has a way
with kids, don't he?
621
00:35:46,282 --> 00:35:47,914
(RINGING TONE)
622
00:35:47,916 --> 00:35:50,580
Channel 7 News.
You're speaking to Mia.
623
00:35:50,582 --> 00:35:51,980
I'm looking to buy a merkin.
624
00:35:51,982 --> 00:35:54,149
It's one of them wigs
for your vagina.
625
00:35:54,749 --> 00:35:57,613
Benny. I'm at work.
626
00:35:57,615 --> 00:35:59,180
(CHUCKLES)
627
00:35:59,182 --> 00:36:01,513
- Hey, hey! Ho, ho!
- Oh, here it is, here it is.
628
00:36:01,515 --> 00:36:03,114
Action Point has got...
629
00:36:03,116 --> 00:36:06,950
- You look like Sean Connery.
- Thanks, baby. You're so sweet.
630
00:36:08,249 --> 00:36:11,481
Oh, shit. Here comes
my dickhead boss. I gotta go.
631
00:36:11,483 --> 00:36:13,717
- Big hugs.
- Bye. Bye.
632
00:36:14,649 --> 00:36:16,483
BOY: Watch out!
633
00:36:22,383 --> 00:36:24,015
Look at those two nestlecocks.
634
00:36:24,017 --> 00:36:27,382
That's like the tenth 7 Parks
T-shirt I've seen this week.
635
00:36:27,384 --> 00:36:29,683
Who's shitting
down whose chimney now?
636
00:36:29,685 --> 00:36:31,083
Wait a second.
637
00:36:31,085 --> 00:36:33,850
Damn it, Benny.
That's my bottle.
638
00:36:35,917 --> 00:36:37,184
I'm sorry.
639
00:36:39,018 --> 00:36:42,720
Mmm, there. Hit it
at the bottom of the ball.
640
00:36:44,216 --> 00:36:45,751
Really pop...
641
00:36:47,218 --> 00:36:48,582
(LAUGHS)
642
00:36:48,584 --> 00:36:51,016
(PHONE RINGS)
643
00:36:51,018 --> 00:36:53,652
- Are you Okay?
- I'm good.
644
00:36:56,352 --> 00:36:58,216
(D.C. GROANS)
645
00:36:58,218 --> 00:37:00,551
- Hello?
- BOOGIE:Hey, Dad.
646
00:37:00,553 --> 00:37:03,483
Oh, hey, Boogie.
How's the wedding?
647
00:37:03,485 --> 00:37:06,483
Oh, it's beautiful. It's on the lake.
It's so pretty.
648
00:37:06,485 --> 00:37:08,850
Oh, sounds absolutely lovely.
649
00:37:08,852 --> 00:37:12,351
- So, did you guys go out?
- No, haven't left the den.
650
00:37:12,353 --> 00:37:15,550
Just telling Rudie about
the old times in Action Point.
651
00:37:15,552 --> 00:37:17,550
- Dad.
- Oh, she's fine.
652
00:37:17,552 --> 00:37:19,817
She's never been so safe
in her whole life.
653
00:37:19,819 --> 00:37:21,650
Duct-taped her to the couch.
654
00:37:21,652 --> 00:37:24,118
Okay, Dad, we're about to leave,
so I will see you soon, Okay?
655
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:28,019
All right. Well, bring us
some cake. Talk soon.
656
00:37:29,019 --> 00:37:31,550
Mom doesn't like you
talking about Action Point?
657
00:37:31,552 --> 00:37:33,817
OLD D.C.:Nah, she loved Action Point.
658
00:37:33,819 --> 00:37:36,585
But the irony is
it was her idea
659
00:37:36,587 --> 00:37:38,118
that got the park shut down.
660
00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:41,017
Yeah, Knoblach got word
of the petting zoo,
661
00:37:41,019 --> 00:37:43,717
so he sicced
the state inspectors on us.
662
00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:46,152
I'm sorry. You do not have
a permit for a petting zoo.
663
00:37:46,154 --> 00:37:49,285
It's not a petting zoo.
It's an animal refuge.
664
00:37:49,287 --> 00:37:53,821
Raccoons, crocodiles, snakes.
They are not protected animals.
665
00:37:54,654 --> 00:37:57,153
I have to close you down.
666
00:37:57,155 --> 00:37:59,189
- The entire park?
- Yep.
667
00:38:00,854 --> 00:38:03,922
This is an outrage.
An outrage!
668
00:38:05,355 --> 00:38:07,087
Shit!
669
00:38:07,089 --> 00:38:10,522
That's it. We're closed down.
670
00:38:32,722 --> 00:38:37,719
All right. We'll have this place
back up and running in no time.
671
00:38:37,721 --> 00:38:40,487
Keep moving,
you magnificent sons of bitches.
672
00:38:40,489 --> 00:38:43,754
Yo. Got your, uh, supplies.
673
00:38:43,756 --> 00:38:45,321
Well, let's do it.
674
00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:47,953
OLD D.C.:So we patched
a few holes around the park
675
00:38:47,955 --> 00:38:51,623
and hatched a plan to capture
my neighbor, the boozy bear.
676
00:39:02,023 --> 00:39:04,724
(WHISPERS) That a boy.
That a boy.
677
00:39:11,558 --> 00:39:13,791
(WHISPERING)
678
00:39:16,524 --> 00:39:18,057
Shh, shh, shh, shh.
679
00:39:20,391 --> 00:39:24,359
- We got him. We got him.
- (CHEERING)
680
00:39:25,856 --> 00:39:27,790
Good bear. Good boy.
681
00:39:27,792 --> 00:39:29,892
BENNY:
D.C., I think he's drunk.
682
00:39:32,157 --> 00:39:35,023
D.C.: "Oh, let me get the door
for you, boss.
683
00:39:35,025 --> 00:39:38,522
Oh, oh, boss, boss,
your forgot your briefcase."
684
00:39:38,524 --> 00:39:40,656
Poor old Ron.
685
00:39:40,658 --> 00:39:43,322
If I ordered a whole truckload
of pompous pricks
686
00:39:43,324 --> 00:39:46,757
and they only sent Knoblach,
I'd pay for the shipment.
687
00:39:46,759 --> 00:39:51,156
Hey, welcome back, boys.
Good to see you.
688
00:39:51,158 --> 00:39:52,390
- Ron.
- D.C.
689
00:39:52,392 --> 00:39:55,392
Lobcock,
my bossy little bottom.
690
00:39:57,124 --> 00:39:59,258
The mayor himself
asked me to attend,
691
00:39:59,260 --> 00:40:01,857
make sure the good people
of the city are kept safe.
692
00:40:01,859 --> 00:40:03,357
Oh, Okay.
693
00:40:03,359 --> 00:40:05,391
Kind of like how he's safely
tucked up the mayor's ass?
694
00:40:05,393 --> 00:40:08,657
- Uh-huh.
- All right, this way, fellas.
695
00:40:08,659 --> 00:40:10,658
- Morning.
- Morning.
696
00:40:10,660 --> 00:40:12,390
Show you around
the new, improved,
697
00:40:12,392 --> 00:40:14,726
safe and up-to-code
Action Point.
698
00:40:19,492 --> 00:40:21,792
Well, I still see a petting zoo.
699
00:40:21,794 --> 00:40:23,661
Killer, if you will.
700
00:40:29,661 --> 00:40:31,892
(ROARS)
701
00:40:31,894 --> 00:40:33,292
You have a bear?
702
00:40:33,294 --> 00:40:35,058
RODNEY: Yes, sir.
A genuine brown bear.
703
00:40:35,060 --> 00:40:37,826
Which falls under
the protected class of animals.
704
00:40:41,695 --> 00:40:44,658
KNOBLACH: Half your park gets
shut down over safety concerns,
705
00:40:44,660 --> 00:40:48,060
and you think a loop-dee-loop
will pass inspection?
706
00:40:48,062 --> 00:40:50,092
I don't know.
Is there anything on the books
707
00:40:50,094 --> 00:40:53,026
prohibiting
a 360-degree loop-dee-loop?
708
00:40:53,028 --> 00:40:55,391
- I think it's inventive.
- This is bullshit!
709
00:40:55,393 --> 00:40:58,428
This can't be legal.
This is not safe.
710
00:41:00,629 --> 00:41:03,028
(LAUGHTER)
711
00:41:03,628 --> 00:41:06,459
Oh, poor Stopcock.
Him's got wet.
712
00:41:06,461 --> 00:41:08,192
(LAUGHS)
713
00:41:08,194 --> 00:41:11,460
By the way, you shit waffle,
guess what? We're here to stay.
714
00:41:11,462 --> 00:41:14,359
I ain't leaving this park
for you or anybody!
715
00:41:14,361 --> 00:41:18,195
(IMITATES KNOBLACH) "It's not safe."
Oh, did you see his face?
716
00:41:23,330 --> 00:41:25,329
My friends.
717
00:41:26,196 --> 00:41:28,895
Do you guys know
what time it is?
718
00:41:28,897 --> 00:41:31,130
(CHEERING)
719
00:41:31,896 --> 00:41:35,130
One, two, three.
720
00:41:46,597 --> 00:41:48,995
Hey, D.C.
721
00:41:48,997 --> 00:41:52,795
What? Oh, what are you
sulking about?
722
00:41:52,797 --> 00:41:56,530
I just got off the phone with
our loan officer at the bank.
723
00:42:03,596 --> 00:42:04,761
And?
724
00:42:04,763 --> 00:42:06,395
They're calling
the rest of the loan.
725
00:42:06,397 --> 00:42:09,796
We owe them the remainder and
he called it a balloon payment.
726
00:42:09,798 --> 00:42:13,395
A what? Can they even do that?
727
00:42:13,397 --> 00:42:15,195
They just did it.
728
00:42:15,197 --> 00:42:18,098
How much time do we got?
729
00:42:18,831 --> 00:42:20,497
Ten business days.
730
00:42:22,531 --> 00:42:25,130
Fucking Knoblach
and his buddies at the bank.
731
00:42:27,398 --> 00:42:30,264
We're gonna have to make
a real push here. I mean...
732
00:42:30,266 --> 00:42:33,263
We're already getting all the locals.
Everyone knows about us.
733
00:42:33,265 --> 00:42:35,363
Everyone in town knows about us,
734
00:42:35,365 --> 00:42:38,563
but we're gonna have to start pulling
'em in from other parts of the state.
735
00:42:38,565 --> 00:42:42,731
But don't worry,
I got this, all right?
736
00:42:42,733 --> 00:42:44,966
It's gonna be fine.
737
00:42:45,466 --> 00:42:47,230
Shit.
738
00:42:47,232 --> 00:42:48,829
- Ow!
- BOOGIE: Shit!
739
00:42:48,831 --> 00:42:51,699
Damn it! Fix that, Rodney.
740
00:42:52,499 --> 00:42:55,563
OLD D.C.:Once again a blow
to the head gave me clarity
741
00:42:55,565 --> 00:42:57,563
where there was once none.
742
00:42:57,565 --> 00:42:59,764
I had an idea.
743
00:42:59,766 --> 00:43:00,930
(♫ ROCK SONG PLAYING ♫)
744
00:43:00,932 --> 00:43:03,001
Action Point commercial.
Take one.
745
00:43:03,700 --> 00:43:07,264
All right, everyone in the
go-karts, let's haul some ass.
746
00:43:07,266 --> 00:43:08,764
Action!
747
00:43:08,766 --> 00:43:10,965
Race like a pro at Action Point.
748
00:43:10,967 --> 00:43:13,397
- ANNIE: This time try not to sound like a little bitch.
- (THUMPS)
749
00:43:13,399 --> 00:43:14,698
Ow!
750
00:43:14,700 --> 00:43:16,332
Action!
751
00:43:16,334 --> 00:43:19,433
Action Point is the greatest
place to bring your kids.
752
00:43:20,933 --> 00:43:22,864
Oh, Jesus.
753
00:43:22,866 --> 00:43:24,666
Oh, my goodness.
754
00:43:24,668 --> 00:43:28,165
- Great job, Gerber.
- Do not look over there, Okay?
755
00:43:28,167 --> 00:43:30,100
You're not gonna tell Mommy
about this, Okay?
756
00:43:30,102 --> 00:43:33,833
Are you ready, Rodney? 'Cause
he's already had a 12-pack today.
757
00:43:33,835 --> 00:43:35,302
He's getting a little grumpy.
758
00:43:36,634 --> 00:43:40,033
These are the greatest rides
in the whole world.
759
00:43:40,035 --> 00:43:41,966
Whoo-hoo!
760
00:43:41,968 --> 00:43:44,465
I love this place.
761
00:43:44,467 --> 00:43:46,501
Hit it.
762
00:43:50,500 --> 00:43:53,000
(LAUGHS) Attaboy.
763
00:43:53,002 --> 00:43:56,300
Okay. Can we get in
closer together?
764
00:43:56,302 --> 00:43:59,200
ALL: We love Action Point!
765
00:43:59,202 --> 00:44:02,067
- Glasses.
- Glasses? Okay, right.
766
00:44:02,069 --> 00:44:04,469
- Rodney!
- Shut up. He's gonna do it.
767
00:44:05,668 --> 00:44:07,934
(CHEERING)
768
00:44:07,936 --> 00:44:09,637
(♫ SONG CONTINUES ♫)
769
00:44:12,135 --> 00:44:15,669
D.C.: Way to go, Rodney!
Can he swim?
770
00:44:16,469 --> 00:44:18,335
MIA:
That key is for the back door.
771
00:44:18,337 --> 00:44:20,866
The room you wanna get into
is that window right there.
772
00:44:20,868 --> 00:44:23,069
- All right.
- Got it.
773
00:44:23,870 --> 00:44:25,937
- Wish me luck.
- Good luck.
774
00:44:27,670 --> 00:44:29,904
See you, Siouxie Sioux.
775
00:44:31,736 --> 00:44:33,970
- Psst. D.C.
- What?
776
00:44:37,202 --> 00:44:40,269
- Maybe I should do this.
- Why?
777
00:44:40,271 --> 00:44:41,936
First of all,
778
00:44:41,938 --> 00:44:43,902
you don't need to be getting
arrested in front of Boogie.
779
00:44:43,904 --> 00:44:46,669
Second of all?
Mia's watching.
780
00:44:46,671 --> 00:44:49,671
And it turns her on
when I butch it up.
781
00:44:51,371 --> 00:44:54,938
Okay, buddy.
But don't fuck this up, Okay?
782
00:44:55,603 --> 00:44:58,705
You gotta get in there fast
and locate the room.
783
00:45:00,638 --> 00:45:02,868
And when you find it,
784
00:45:02,870 --> 00:45:06,537
do the old Texas switch
with our commercial, all right?
785
00:45:06,539 --> 00:45:08,572
- Yeah.
- Okay.
786
00:45:10,639 --> 00:45:13,505
This is the key. Look.
This is the key.
787
00:45:15,504 --> 00:45:18,904
Most of all, Benny,
stay focused.
788
00:45:19,538 --> 00:45:22,705
- I won't let you down, D.C.
- Okay.
789
00:45:25,205 --> 00:45:26,373
(SIGHS)
790
00:45:26,705 --> 00:45:29,173
- (KEYS CLATTER)
- You dropped the keys.
791
00:45:30,739 --> 00:45:32,972
Sorry.
792
00:45:36,539 --> 00:45:38,973
D.C.: There goes a brave man.
793
00:45:39,573 --> 00:45:40,674
(SIOUXIE WHINES)
794
00:45:42,373 --> 00:45:45,137
- D.C.: Jesus Christ.
- (SIOUXIE WHINES)
795
00:45:45,139 --> 00:45:48,606
Easy, Siouxie Sioux.
He'll be back.
796
00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:51,737
Studio Three...
797
00:45:51,739 --> 00:45:54,040
(♫ JOHNNY PAYCHECK: "I'M THE ONLY HELL
(MY MAMA EVER RAISED)" ♫)
798
00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:57,140
Studio Three.
799
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:05,871
Go on.
800
00:46:05,873 --> 00:46:08,673
(♫ SONG CONTINUES ♫)
801
00:46:31,941 --> 00:46:34,207
He's totally got this.
802
00:46:34,209 --> 00:46:36,107
(♫ SONG CONTINUES ♫)
803
00:46:36,109 --> 00:46:39,273
Oh, shit. Get down.
804
00:46:39,275 --> 00:46:41,206
Shit. Get down.
805
00:46:41,208 --> 00:46:44,406
- Who is that?
- MIA: Oh, shit.
806
00:46:44,408 --> 00:46:46,375
That's Lyle, our anchorman.
807
00:46:47,208 --> 00:46:50,240
And our drunken weathergirl,
Margie.
808
00:46:50,242 --> 00:46:52,610
Get down.
Hey, Siouxie Sioux, lay down.
809
00:46:55,643 --> 00:46:57,677
(DOOR CLOSES)
810
00:46:58,975 --> 00:47:01,209
(♫ SONG CONTINUES ♫)
811
00:47:37,343 --> 00:47:38,375
(SONG ENDS)
812
00:47:38,377 --> 00:47:39,808
(BOTH MOANING)
813
00:47:39,810 --> 00:47:42,076
(YELLS)
814
00:47:42,078 --> 00:47:44,209
(MARGIE SCREAMS)
815
00:47:44,211 --> 00:47:45,809
Shit.
816
00:47:45,811 --> 00:47:48,411
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
817
00:47:50,310 --> 00:47:52,409
God. Jesus.
818
00:47:52,411 --> 00:47:54,975
(ENGINE SPUTTERS, STARTS)
819
00:47:54,977 --> 00:47:57,843
BOOGIE: There he is.
There he is. Go, go, go, go, go.
820
00:47:57,845 --> 00:48:02,909
- D.C.: Oh! Come on, Benny!
- Go, go, go, go! Go, go, go!
821
00:48:02,911 --> 00:48:04,878
D.C.: Come on.
822
00:48:06,244 --> 00:48:08,479
Go, go, go!
823
00:48:10,979 --> 00:48:12,878
Siouxie, no!
824
00:48:15,212 --> 00:48:18,445
Schlitz Light, the beer that has
less calories, is less filling...
825
00:48:18,447 --> 00:48:20,810
Rodney, when's this shit
coming on, man?
826
00:48:20,812 --> 00:48:23,410
Here it comes. Here it comes.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
827
00:48:23,412 --> 00:48:24,845
ALL:(SHOUTING)Action Point!
828
00:48:26,813 --> 00:48:29,546
Race like a pro
at Action Point.
829
00:48:32,879 --> 00:48:36,147
These are the greatest rides
in the whole world.
830
00:48:36,813 --> 00:48:39,611
Come to Action Point
and get a free season's pass
831
00:48:39,613 --> 00:48:41,012
with the price of admission.
832
00:48:41,014 --> 00:48:42,079
(MAN CHOKING)
833
00:48:42,081 --> 00:48:44,511
- Cheers!
- (ROARS)
834
00:48:44,513 --> 00:48:47,279
- (COUGHING)
- Shut up!
835
00:48:47,281 --> 00:48:49,945
ALL:We love Action Point!
836
00:48:49,947 --> 00:48:52,180
(ALL CHEERS)
837
00:48:52,847 --> 00:48:54,610
Son of a...
838
00:48:54,612 --> 00:48:57,848
(♫ NICK LOWE: "SO IT GOES" ♫)
839
00:49:09,715 --> 00:49:10,682
Come on.
840
00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:17,447
D.C.: Welcome to Action Point.
841
00:49:20,481 --> 00:49:23,382
(♫ SONG CONTINUES ♫)
842
00:49:40,248 --> 00:49:41,681
(SONG FADES)
843
00:49:41,683 --> 00:49:44,347
- I can't do this.
- Yeah. Yeah, you can.
844
00:49:44,349 --> 00:49:47,448
You want that car or not?
Come on, be a man.
845
00:49:47,450 --> 00:49:50,214
- Are you a Knoblach or not?
- Knoblach.
846
00:49:50,216 --> 00:49:51,947
Go the extra mile.
847
00:49:51,949 --> 00:49:54,350
(SCREAMS)
848
00:49:57,816 --> 00:50:00,849
- I hope he gets hurt.
- Totally.
849
00:50:03,284 --> 00:50:06,349
It's so sore. It's so sore.
850
00:50:06,351 --> 00:50:09,247
- Does it hurt?
- It hurts. Obviously it hurts.
851
00:50:09,249 --> 00:50:10,582
- Jesus.
- Right there?
852
00:50:10,584 --> 00:50:12,817
No! Don't touch it.
853
00:50:13,550 --> 00:50:15,315
- God.
- This way.
854
00:50:15,317 --> 00:50:17,550
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
855
00:50:18,783 --> 00:50:20,716
You gotta learn
to hold on, Trav,
856
00:50:20,718 --> 00:50:24,283
or you're gonna keep
falling off all the rides.
857
00:50:24,285 --> 00:50:26,518
Go away.
858
00:50:33,585 --> 00:50:36,352
- Oh, shit.
- Dude. Lumpy, Jesus.
859
00:50:37,050 --> 00:50:38,682
Gotta go. It's time to go.
860
00:50:38,684 --> 00:50:42,848
All right, see you tomorrow,
you drunk bastards.
861
00:50:42,850 --> 00:50:46,482
- Today was insane.
- Crazy.
862
00:50:46,484 --> 00:50:50,017
We're actually gonna make it. By about
noon Monday, that loan is paid off.
863
00:50:50,019 --> 00:50:51,285
Hah!
864
00:50:52,419 --> 00:50:56,351
- Long live Action Point.
- MAN: D'shawn Chico Carver?
865
00:50:56,353 --> 00:50:57,886
Who?
866
00:50:58,886 --> 00:51:01,986
- D'shawn Chico Carver.
- I'm D.C.
867
00:51:04,118 --> 00:51:07,016
- Who are you?
- Joel Green.
868
00:51:07,018 --> 00:51:09,852
Joel Green and Associates.
869
00:51:10,853 --> 00:51:13,719
D.C.: All right, why don't you
give me a minute?
870
00:51:16,886 --> 00:51:20,117
I am serving you with papers.
871
00:51:20,119 --> 00:51:23,485
You are being sued for running a
reckless and dangerous establishment
872
00:51:23,487 --> 00:51:25,384
by one Gregory Knoblach.
873
00:51:25,386 --> 00:51:26,783
I believe his son was injured
874
00:51:26,785 --> 00:51:29,352
on one of your rides
just this morning.
875
00:51:29,953 --> 00:51:33,820
Damn, Joel,
you got here awfully quick.
876
00:51:35,054 --> 00:51:37,150
Smell a rat.
877
00:51:37,152 --> 00:51:40,219
Well, you're welcome to prove
those allegations in court.
878
00:51:40,221 --> 00:51:44,051
Also be advised my client is
willing to hear settlement offers.
879
00:51:44,053 --> 00:51:45,887
Here's my card.
880
00:51:47,488 --> 00:51:49,721
Think it over, huh?
881
00:52:01,822 --> 00:52:04,885
- How much did he want?
- Two million dollars.
882
00:52:04,887 --> 00:52:07,852
And I knew this was just the tip
of the tort iceberg
883
00:52:07,854 --> 00:52:09,986
and there'd be
more claims and lawsuits
884
00:52:09,988 --> 00:52:12,418
and jackhole attorneys
coming around.
885
00:52:12,420 --> 00:52:13,687
So what'd you do?
886
00:52:16,521 --> 00:52:18,121
Whoo!
887
00:52:18,123 --> 00:52:21,252
OLD D.C.:Well, Papaw still
had some screwing up to do.
888
00:52:21,254 --> 00:52:25,554
(♫ THE CLASH PLAYING
THROUGH HEADPHONES ♫)
889
00:52:33,190 --> 00:52:35,124
(♫ SONG CONTINUES, FAINTLY ♫)
890
00:52:46,790 --> 00:52:49,187
- Hey, Dad, you ready to go?
- One second, baby. Sorry.
891
00:52:49,189 --> 00:52:52,490
I'm just... I gotta
figure this stuff out or...
892
00:52:53,591 --> 00:52:55,521
But I thought tonight
we were gonna...
893
00:52:55,523 --> 00:52:59,991
Baby, I'm sorry.
I got a lot.
894
00:53:02,589 --> 00:53:05,024
Is that a new look for you?
895
00:53:05,825 --> 00:53:10,322
Yeah. Yeah, just...
I'm just trying it out.
896
00:53:10,324 --> 00:53:12,557
Right.
897
00:53:24,323 --> 00:53:26,557
D.C.: Shit.
898
00:53:31,523 --> 00:53:33,458
(SNORES)
899
00:53:39,991 --> 00:53:42,222
- PETE: Where is she?
- ANNIE: Hey!
900
00:53:42,224 --> 00:53:44,323
- PETE: Boogie!
- ANNIE: Boogie!
901
00:53:44,325 --> 00:53:46,723
- PETE: Whoo-whoo!
- ANNIE: Hey, Boogie!
902
00:53:46,725 --> 00:53:48,757
Get in, get in, get in!
903
00:53:48,759 --> 00:53:51,090
PETE: Come on, Boogie,
let's go.
904
00:53:51,092 --> 00:53:53,925
- STIV: Boogie!
- ZIFFEL: All right!
905
00:53:53,927 --> 00:53:56,323
- Whoo!
- ANNIE: Let's go!
906
00:53:56,325 --> 00:53:58,559
PETE: Yeah!
907
00:54:01,226 --> 00:54:03,224
ZIFFEL:
This is my security device.
908
00:54:03,226 --> 00:54:04,757
(RADIO TUNING)
909
00:54:04,759 --> 00:54:08,223
- Can I have a beer, please?
- PETE: Yeah, beer me, beer me.
910
00:54:08,225 --> 00:54:10,259
- ZIFFEL: Beer, please.
- Hey, can I have one?
911
00:54:11,194 --> 00:54:12,925
I don't know, Boogie.
912
00:54:12,927 --> 00:54:15,527
MAN:(ON RADIO)...less calories, is
less filling and yet has great taste.
913
00:54:16,561 --> 00:54:17,795
One.
914
00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:20,994
Okay.
915
00:54:25,126 --> 00:54:27,624
- PETE: Oh!
- Here we go. Attagirl.
916
00:54:27,626 --> 00:54:31,826
(♫ THE DAMNED:
"SMASH IT UP, PART 2" ♫)
917
00:54:31,828 --> 00:54:34,295
- Cheers.
- ALL: Yeah!
918
00:55:00,428 --> 00:55:01,395
(SONG STOPS)
919
00:55:02,361 --> 00:55:04,528
PETE: What the f...
920
00:55:05,062 --> 00:55:08,159
TRAVIS: Ha-ha-ha.
It's the Action Point pussies.
921
00:55:08,161 --> 00:55:10,594
Hey, just give 'em back,
all right, man?
922
00:55:10,596 --> 00:55:12,792
Take 'em.
923
00:55:12,794 --> 00:55:16,127
Seriously. Um... Okay.
924
00:55:16,129 --> 00:55:18,093
- BOBO: Yeah? You want 'em?
- Yeah.
925
00:55:18,095 --> 00:55:20,461
Fuck off.
926
00:55:20,463 --> 00:55:22,827
Circus freaks.
927
00:55:22,829 --> 00:55:24,627
Watch your...
928
00:55:24,629 --> 00:55:28,060
Annie, no, it's cool. What are you doing?
Let go of her.
929
00:55:28,062 --> 00:55:30,794
You gonna fucking push me,
asshole? Hit me.
930
00:55:30,796 --> 00:55:33,762
- Come on, hit me, asshole.
- Travis, get him.
931
00:55:33,764 --> 00:55:36,096
- Get off!
- (SIREN WAILS)
932
00:55:37,795 --> 00:55:39,895
- Hey, let's go!
- Right, let's break it up!
933
00:55:39,897 --> 00:55:44,160
Get your hands on the hood now.
Get over here.
934
00:55:44,162 --> 00:55:47,428
- Do you know who my dad is?
- Hands on the hood.
935
00:55:47,430 --> 00:55:49,228
COP: Out of the car, now.
936
00:55:49,230 --> 00:55:50,764
COP #2: Get over here. Let me
see your hands on the hood.
937
00:55:53,297 --> 00:55:57,330
You're such a fucking
disappointment. Look at me.
938
00:55:58,731 --> 00:56:01,064
- D.C.
- Wilhoit.
939
00:56:03,931 --> 00:56:06,097
You're free.
940
00:56:06,930 --> 00:56:09,164
They sure grow up fast.
941
00:56:13,798 --> 00:56:15,365
Sneak out on me, huh?
942
00:56:16,831 --> 00:56:19,962
- What do you care?
- Excuse me?
943
00:56:19,964 --> 00:56:23,029
You're always so busy
with your precious park.
944
00:56:23,031 --> 00:56:24,695
Always so distracted.
945
00:56:24,697 --> 00:56:27,564
I mean, you can't even do
one single thing that I like.
946
00:56:27,566 --> 00:56:30,929
That's not true.
I enjoy doing things you like.
947
00:56:30,931 --> 00:56:33,966
Except going
to the Clash concert, right?
948
00:56:35,966 --> 00:56:38,033
Shit. Did I...
949
00:56:41,332 --> 00:56:42,965
I'm sorry, Boogie.
950
00:56:45,132 --> 00:56:47,966
You sorry that you never come
to New York?
951
00:56:49,932 --> 00:56:52,367
Kind of think
you're only so sorry.
952
00:56:55,300 --> 00:56:57,164
Which is fine,
953
00:56:57,166 --> 00:57:00,867
because the podiatrist
wants to be my guardian.
954
00:57:03,366 --> 00:57:06,132
All you gotta do
is sign the papers.
955
00:57:06,599 --> 00:57:11,164
What? What...
What are you talking about?
956
00:57:11,166 --> 00:57:15,931
Do you think I'm gonna let some
short-timer boyfriend of your mother's
957
00:57:15,933 --> 00:57:18,198
become your guardian?
958
00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:21,265
They've been together
for four years, Dad.
959
00:57:21,267 --> 00:57:27,331
He is a positive m...
male influ... influence.
960
00:57:27,333 --> 00:57:28,898
(VOMITS)
961
00:57:28,900 --> 00:57:31,298
- Baby.
- Get off me.
962
00:57:31,300 --> 00:57:33,367
It's Okay.
963
00:57:33,369 --> 00:57:35,102
(COUGHS, VOMITS)
964
00:57:35,468 --> 00:57:37,502
Jesus. It's all right.
965
00:57:41,268 --> 00:57:43,602
PETE: What the hell are you
guys calling this thing?
966
00:57:43,834 --> 00:57:45,432
A trebo what?
967
00:57:45,434 --> 00:57:47,734
BENNY: A trebuchet.
It was used to besiege castles.
968
00:57:47,736 --> 00:57:51,867
Personally I prefer a small bomb the
French invented called a petard.
969
00:57:51,869 --> 00:57:53,766
"Petard" is the French word
for "fart."
970
00:57:53,768 --> 00:57:57,468
D.C.: It's a catapult. It's gonna
get everybody talking again.
971
00:57:57,470 --> 00:58:00,599
- 7 Parks ain't got this.
- D.C., this is fucked, Okay?
972
00:58:00,601 --> 00:58:04,400
I mean, this is gonna be tricky
at best. That pool's tiny.
973
00:58:04,402 --> 00:58:06,632
It's the worst idea
for an attraction.
974
00:58:06,634 --> 00:58:07,899
It's not an attraction.
975
00:58:07,901 --> 00:58:09,467
It's a stunt we can charge
admission for.
976
00:58:09,469 --> 00:58:13,101
We're gonna make a bundle.
Let's see what this baby can do.
977
00:58:13,103 --> 00:58:15,166
(INSECT BUZZES)
978
00:58:15,168 --> 00:58:17,536
D.C.: You guys
ready down there?
979
00:58:19,736 --> 00:58:21,967
- (INSECT BUZZES)
- PETE: Oh, shit!
980
00:58:21,969 --> 00:58:24,470
- D.C.: Whoa! Wrong way!
- PETE: Shit.
981
00:58:27,370 --> 00:58:29,405
Oh, shit.
982
00:58:30,270 --> 00:58:32,937
- ANNIE: Come on!
- Shit, shit.
983
00:58:36,003 --> 00:58:38,401
Fuck. Fuck. Oh, shit.
984
00:58:38,403 --> 00:58:40,801
- He's all right. He's Okay.
- PETE: Oh, my God.
985
00:58:40,803 --> 00:58:43,135
(GROANS)
986
00:58:43,137 --> 00:58:45,601
Gonna have to noodle
on that one a little more.
987
00:58:45,603 --> 00:58:49,870
- Sorry, D.C.
- Well, hey, it worked. Yeah?
988
00:58:50,504 --> 00:58:52,171
Hey, Boogie Bear.
989
00:58:53,772 --> 00:58:56,005
Sweetie?
990
00:59:00,636 --> 00:59:02,437
Shit. Chickenbutt.
991
00:59:04,504 --> 00:59:07,068
Boogie's gone.
So's her luggage.
992
00:59:07,070 --> 00:59:10,070
There's 300 dollars missing
from the Snack Shack.
993
00:59:10,072 --> 00:59:12,205
I only took 200.
994
00:59:12,904 --> 00:59:15,002
- Where's she headed?
- I don't know.
995
00:59:15,004 --> 00:59:18,305
New York. Home.
996
00:59:29,172 --> 00:59:32,407
(TYRES SCREECHES)
997
00:59:41,306 --> 00:59:42,972
Shit.
998
00:59:47,606 --> 00:59:49,506
I'm sorry.
999
00:59:53,174 --> 00:59:55,538
Excuse me, ma'am.
I'm looking for my daughter.
1000
00:59:55,540 --> 00:59:57,605
She's 14 years old.
Her name is Boogie...
1001
00:59:57,607 --> 01:00:01,472
- Long hair? Pissed off?
- Yeah. Has she been here?
1002
01:00:01,474 --> 01:00:04,106
- I'm sure she has.
- Why do you say that?
1003
01:00:04,108 --> 01:00:05,971
Because
this is called a bus station.
1004
01:00:05,973 --> 01:00:07,739
All we have here
are runaway daughters
1005
01:00:07,741 --> 01:00:09,205
and the fathers
that are looking for 'em.
1006
01:00:09,207 --> 01:00:11,438
MAN: Rebecca!
1007
01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:15,139
Oh, the last bus that left here,
where was it going?
1008
01:00:15,141 --> 01:00:18,072
- East. Eastbound.
- Eastbound to where?
1009
01:00:18,074 --> 01:00:20,973
- Next!
- No, no, no. Eastbound to...
1010
01:00:20,975 --> 01:00:22,973
- Watch out. What the...
- Psst.
1011
01:00:22,975 --> 01:00:25,207
Hey, man.
1012
01:00:26,340 --> 01:00:28,339
I think I saw the girl
you're looking for.
1013
01:00:28,341 --> 01:00:30,873
She was on the last eastbound.
1014
01:00:30,875 --> 01:00:33,072
I think it was headed
towards Vegas.
1015
01:00:33,074 --> 01:00:35,107
- Vegas?
- Yeah.
1016
01:00:35,109 --> 01:00:37,439
- Oh. Thank you.
- You bet, buddy.
1017
01:00:37,441 --> 01:00:39,140
- Hey. Thank you.
- Yeah, good luck.
1018
01:00:39,142 --> 01:00:40,975
BENNY: Vegas.
1019
01:00:45,675 --> 01:00:49,207
In the 1930s there was a Hollywood
stagehand called O.K. Freddy,
1020
01:00:49,209 --> 01:00:52,107
and he had a huge tallywacker,
1021
01:00:52,109 --> 01:00:54,173
maybe even bigger
than my grandpa's.
1022
01:00:54,175 --> 01:00:56,374
And when they were
gonna start filming,
1023
01:00:56,376 --> 01:00:58,007
to sort of christen the picture,
1024
01:00:58,009 --> 01:01:00,973
the producers would gather up
all the cast and crew
1025
01:01:00,975 --> 01:01:03,241
and call O.K. Freddy
to the front
1026
01:01:03,243 --> 01:01:04,975
and they'd shout, "O.K. Freddy!"
1027
01:01:04,977 --> 01:01:06,575
And he'd pull out his dong,
1028
01:01:06,577 --> 01:01:08,474
shake it around
a couple of times
1029
01:01:08,476 --> 01:01:10,707
and then
they could start filming.
1030
01:01:10,709 --> 01:01:12,141
(CHUCKLES)
1031
01:01:12,143 --> 01:01:14,344
All right.
1032
01:01:15,009 --> 01:01:16,476
Well, when I was a kid,
1033
01:01:16,478 --> 01:01:19,374
I had an English bulldog
that I called O.K. Freddy,
1034
01:01:19,376 --> 01:01:24,507
and one day he ran away
and it felt horrible.
1035
01:01:24,509 --> 01:01:27,775
But then we found him
right alongside the road
1036
01:01:27,777 --> 01:01:29,444
and we were happy again.
1037
01:01:30,977 --> 01:01:34,712
Before we could get to him,
he got hit by a truck.
1038
01:01:36,277 --> 01:01:37,978
Boy, did he fly.
1039
01:01:38,911 --> 01:01:40,376
Why would you tell me that?
1040
01:01:40,378 --> 01:01:42,609
I guess I could have left out
the last part.
1041
01:01:42,611 --> 01:01:43,808
Yeah, I guess.
1042
01:01:43,810 --> 01:01:46,209
Whoa, whoa. I see a bus.
1043
01:01:46,211 --> 01:01:48,444
(BEEPS HORN)
1044
01:01:49,478 --> 01:01:51,512
Boogie!
1045
01:01:52,045 --> 01:01:54,210
- BENNY: Boogie!
- Boogie!
1046
01:01:55,078 --> 01:01:58,877
- (HONKS HORN)
- Stop, please! Hey, yo, pull over!
1047
01:01:58,879 --> 01:02:03,510
Son of a bitch. Here,
let's switch. Let's switch.
1048
01:02:03,512 --> 01:02:06,245
- Take the wheel. Got it?
- Yeah.
1049
01:02:07,946 --> 01:02:10,043
Pull alongside of the bus.
1050
01:02:10,045 --> 01:02:13,845
Boogie! It's Daddy Bear, Boogie!
1051
01:02:14,778 --> 01:02:18,210
Boogie, it's Daddy!
It's Daddy!
1052
01:02:18,212 --> 01:02:20,413
I'm looking for my daughter!
Hey!
1053
01:02:21,246 --> 01:02:25,111
I said open the damn door!
1054
01:02:25,113 --> 01:02:27,111
Open it! Open it!
1055
01:02:27,113 --> 01:02:29,345
Son of a bitch.
The hell with it.
1056
01:02:29,347 --> 01:02:31,076
- Keep it steady.
- Why?
1057
01:02:31,078 --> 01:02:32,510
I'm gonna bust in the damn door.
1058
01:02:32,512 --> 01:02:35,246
- That's stupid.
- Just do what I say.
1059
01:02:36,178 --> 01:02:40,046
One... two...
1060
01:02:45,447 --> 01:02:47,913
Just get out
of the damn driver's seat.
1061
01:02:48,714 --> 01:02:52,611
Idiot! Unbelievable.
What the hell were you doing?
1062
01:02:52,613 --> 01:02:55,945
- I was vehiculating.
- What?
1063
01:02:55,947 --> 01:02:57,544
They're getting away. Come on.
1064
01:02:57,546 --> 01:02:59,512
You were supposed
to hold it in the road.
1065
01:02:59,514 --> 01:03:02,480
- (ENGINE STUTTERS)
- Come on, come on, come on.
1066
01:03:02,482 --> 01:03:04,612
When did you last
get this thing serviced, D.C.?
1067
01:03:04,614 --> 01:03:06,347
- Come on.
- Probably never.
1068
01:03:07,414 --> 01:03:12,313
- BENNY: Think she was on that bus?
- D.C.: Ah. Probably not.
1069
01:03:12,315 --> 01:03:14,145
We lost 'em anyway.
1070
01:03:14,147 --> 01:03:17,279
- Well, now what?
- I don't know.
1071
01:03:17,281 --> 01:03:19,912
Wait a second. I might know.
1072
01:03:19,914 --> 01:03:22,149
(TYRES SCREECHES)
1073
01:03:30,914 --> 01:03:33,279
Is that her?
1074
01:03:33,281 --> 01:03:35,517
Yeah, that's her.
1075
01:03:38,148 --> 01:03:41,183
(CAR DOORS OPEN, CLOSES)
1076
01:03:47,782 --> 01:03:49,115
Hey, Chickenbutt.
1077
01:04:00,849 --> 01:04:03,247
When you were two years old,
1078
01:04:03,249 --> 01:04:06,616
I told your mom I wanted
to freeze you at that age.
1079
01:04:07,716 --> 01:04:14,351
You were so cute with those
big eyes, and... so innocent.
1080
01:04:15,783 --> 01:04:17,383
How's that supposed
to make me feel?
1081
01:04:17,385 --> 01:04:19,681
Like it's not OK to grow up?
1082
01:04:19,683 --> 01:04:21,181
No, it's just...
1083
01:04:21,183 --> 01:04:25,751
Well, with myself I'm pretty
free from fear, but...
1084
01:04:30,518 --> 01:04:32,849
with you I get scared.
1085
01:04:32,851 --> 01:04:34,583
Then why do you do it?
1086
01:04:34,585 --> 01:04:37,851
Why are you so obsessed
with the park?
1087
01:04:41,518 --> 01:04:43,950
When your mom left with you,
1088
01:04:43,952 --> 01:04:48,752
and she had her reasons,
I lost my family.
1089
01:04:50,852 --> 01:04:54,050
I guess the Shitbirds
and the park,
1090
01:04:54,052 --> 01:04:56,286
they became my family.
1091
01:04:58,719 --> 01:05:02,518
And I didn't wanna lose them
like I lost you.
1092
01:05:03,419 --> 01:05:06,118
You... You didn't lose me.
1093
01:05:06,885 --> 01:05:10,151
OLD D.C.:As we talked,
I realized the reason
1094
01:05:10,153 --> 01:05:11,983
I was so terrified
of her growing up
1095
01:05:11,985 --> 01:05:15,886
is 'cause I hadn't been there
to watch her grow up.
1096
01:05:18,720 --> 01:05:22,017
- Papaw, are you crying?
- No, hell, no.
1097
01:05:22,019 --> 01:05:26,351
I'm... I'm just old, and my eyes
steam over sometimes.
1098
01:05:26,353 --> 01:05:31,553
It's a side effect of Cialis.
That's Papaw's heart medication.
1099
01:05:32,653 --> 01:05:35,053
So what happened
to Action Point?
1100
01:05:35,055 --> 01:05:37,418
Action Point was doomed.
1101
01:05:37,420 --> 01:05:39,552
It couldn't exist today
in the nanny state
1102
01:05:39,554 --> 01:05:41,186
with all the helicopter parents.
1103
01:05:41,188 --> 01:05:44,488
No way.
I just had to accept reality.
1104
01:05:45,754 --> 01:05:48,184
I didn't have enough money
to pay off the lawyers,
1105
01:05:48,186 --> 01:05:50,818
and, well, the talk with
your mom got me to thinking.
1106
01:05:50,820 --> 01:05:54,986
So I did what
any reasonable man would do.
1107
01:05:54,988 --> 01:05:56,455
I blew the whole thing up.
1108
01:05:58,055 --> 01:06:01,086
- We had a damn good run.
- KNOBLACH: Get out of the way. Get out of the way.
1109
01:06:01,088 --> 01:06:05,354
Get the hell out of my way.
Move it. Move your ass.
1110
01:06:05,356 --> 01:06:07,552
There's fucking Knoblick
and his lawyer.
1111
01:06:07,554 --> 01:06:09,386
Fucking lawyers.
1112
01:06:09,388 --> 01:06:11,986
That's the injury?
Looks like a sprain.
1113
01:06:11,988 --> 01:06:14,319
STIV: It didn't look like that
the other night.
1114
01:06:14,321 --> 01:06:16,754
Open up! Yoo-hoo! Anybody home?
1115
01:06:16,756 --> 01:06:18,219
(LAUGHS)
1116
01:06:18,221 --> 01:06:20,853
- Morning, Slobcock.
- Boogie.
1117
01:06:20,855 --> 01:06:24,821
- Oh.
- Why didn't I think of that?
1118
01:06:25,455 --> 01:06:27,687
Well, guess you got my message.
1119
01:06:27,689 --> 01:06:30,588
Yes, I did, and I am very happy
1120
01:06:30,590 --> 01:06:32,755
you decided not to delay
the inevitable.
1121
01:06:32,757 --> 01:06:37,022
I hope you brought the title
to Action Point.
1122
01:06:58,258 --> 01:06:59,987
I made a lot of mistakes
in my life,
1123
01:06:59,989 --> 01:07:02,121
but I never hurt my kid
on purpose.
1124
01:07:02,123 --> 01:07:04,721
Ah, well, thank you.
1125
01:07:04,723 --> 01:07:08,390
He's buying me a Z28, so...
1126
01:07:12,623 --> 01:07:14,422
KNOBLACH: Come on, let's go.
1127
01:07:14,424 --> 01:07:15,790
You can just put an X
1128
01:07:15,792 --> 01:07:17,624
if you don't remember
how to spell your name.
1129
01:07:19,691 --> 01:07:21,925
No, no. What's he doing?
1130
01:07:25,125 --> 01:07:27,757
Sure is a lot of people
out front.
1131
01:07:27,759 --> 01:07:31,890
For God's sake, D.C.,
just sign the damn thing.
1132
01:07:31,892 --> 01:07:35,125
All right, all right.
You win, Knoblach.
1133
01:07:36,592 --> 01:07:38,925
It's all yours.
1134
01:07:45,459 --> 01:07:47,693
- There you go.
- Thank you.
1135
01:07:49,825 --> 01:07:52,023
This is not a victory for me.
1136
01:07:52,025 --> 01:07:55,324
This is a victory
for all of Calico Ridge.
1137
01:07:55,326 --> 01:07:57,790
- MAN: Fuck you.
- That's right.
1138
01:07:57,792 --> 01:08:01,490
Action Point and everything
in it is now officially yours.
1139
01:08:01,492 --> 01:08:04,024
Yeah, I know. That's great.
Thanks for the information.
1140
01:08:04,026 --> 01:08:06,257
And contractually I just want
to point out
1141
01:08:06,259 --> 01:08:08,958
that I'm no longer liable
for any lawsuits or injuries
1142
01:08:08,960 --> 01:08:11,291
or anything else regarding this park.
Isn't that right, Rodney?
1143
01:08:11,293 --> 01:08:15,024
Right, those have all been legally
transferred over to the new owner.
1144
01:08:15,026 --> 01:08:18,557
- And that's you, Knoblick.
- Yeah, well, who gives a shit?
1145
01:08:18,559 --> 01:08:20,959
7 Parks is gonna level
this dump anyway.
1146
01:08:20,961 --> 01:08:24,493
- (CROWD BOOS)
- Just shut up.
1147
01:08:26,727 --> 01:08:29,457
- Hey, thanks, baby.
- You're welcome.
1148
01:08:29,459 --> 01:08:32,359
All right, everybody,
are you ready?
1149
01:08:32,361 --> 01:08:36,126
- Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
- Action Point is now open.
1150
01:08:36,128 --> 01:08:39,326
- Free beer for everybody!
- D.C., no!
1151
01:08:39,328 --> 01:08:41,459
(CHEERING)
1152
01:08:41,461 --> 01:08:43,526
Hold on a second. No.
1153
01:08:43,528 --> 01:08:46,762
(♫ SHAM 69
"IF THE KIDS ARE UNITED" ♫)
1154
01:08:50,827 --> 01:08:56,025
- (BLOWS RASPBERRY)
- Have a ball! Have a ball! Free beer on Knoblach!
1155
01:08:56,027 --> 01:08:57,594
(LAUGHS)
1156
01:08:58,195 --> 01:09:00,462
TRAVIS: Oh, God!
1157
01:09:01,628 --> 01:09:02,729
Oh, shit!
1158
01:09:09,628 --> 01:09:12,161
(♫ SONG CONTINUES ♫)
1159
01:09:12,895 --> 01:09:16,962
You guys are losers.
You'll always be fucking losers.
1160
01:09:25,196 --> 01:09:28,962
- Jesus. Ah, that is disgusting.
- (GROWLING)
1161
01:09:28,964 --> 01:09:30,997
Oh, shit.
1162
01:09:36,096 --> 01:09:38,130
(ROARS)
1163
01:09:51,330 --> 01:09:54,563
(♫ SONG CONTINUES ♫)
1164
01:10:17,697 --> 01:10:20,298
Put that down!
1165
01:10:22,664 --> 01:10:24,464
- Whoo-wee!
- Hey!
1166
01:10:24,798 --> 01:10:26,796
Is there a lawyer
in the house?
1167
01:10:26,798 --> 01:10:29,897
- You work for me!
- Our business is concluded!
1168
01:10:29,899 --> 01:10:32,696
I'm taking on new clients.
1169
01:10:32,698 --> 01:10:34,198
You...
1170
01:10:35,297 --> 01:10:37,463
Anyone need a good lawyer?
1171
01:10:37,465 --> 01:10:39,330
- Ron.
- What?
1172
01:10:39,332 --> 01:10:41,163
You take your balls out of your
purse and stop these people.
1173
01:10:41,165 --> 01:10:43,564
- What do you want me to do?
- Hey.
1174
01:10:43,566 --> 01:10:45,800
You son of a bitch.
1175
01:10:52,167 --> 01:10:53,764
Yes!
1176
01:10:53,766 --> 01:10:56,966
(♫ SONG CONTINUES ♫)
1177
01:11:17,067 --> 01:11:18,900
(SONG FADES)
1178
01:11:24,335 --> 01:11:27,133
OLD D.C.:Later that night,
me and the Shitbirds, well,
1179
01:11:27,135 --> 01:11:29,865
we said goodbye to the park
in our own way.
1180
01:11:29,867 --> 01:11:32,199
How the fuck
do you wanna do this?
1181
01:11:32,201 --> 01:11:35,702
Who gives a shit? Just light
'em up and see what happens.
1182
01:11:39,402 --> 01:11:43,002
(CHEERING)
1183
01:12:18,503 --> 01:12:20,904
(GRUNTS)
1184
01:12:42,471 --> 01:12:43,568
Boogie?
1185
01:12:43,570 --> 01:12:45,204
Boogie?
1186
01:12:46,271 --> 01:12:48,104
Boogie!
1187
01:12:48,738 --> 01:12:50,972
What? I'm right here.
1188
01:12:52,705 --> 01:12:54,069
I thought you had taken off.
1189
01:12:54,071 --> 01:12:56,035
I'm just putting my suitcase
in the car.
1190
01:12:56,037 --> 01:12:59,038
Gotta be at the bus station
in an hour, you know.
1191
01:13:06,471 --> 01:13:08,004
No, we don't.
1192
01:13:09,638 --> 01:13:11,072
What do you mean?
1193
01:13:11,439 --> 01:13:14,536
Well, how about we take
a road trip, me and you,
1194
01:13:14,538 --> 01:13:16,872
all the way to New York City?
1195
01:13:17,738 --> 01:13:19,270
Yeah?
1196
01:13:19,272 --> 01:13:25,239
And then... maybe I stick around
and see what happens?
1197
01:13:28,005 --> 01:13:30,104
I mean, you are going
into high school now
1198
01:13:30,106 --> 01:13:33,973
and I'm gonna have to chaperone
any and all dates.
1199
01:13:36,239 --> 01:13:39,139
I also thought we would stop
in Austin along the way.
1200
01:13:40,606 --> 01:13:42,271
What's in Austin?
1201
01:13:42,273 --> 01:13:45,637
Well, a little band
called The Clash.
1202
01:13:45,639 --> 01:13:47,772
Maybe you heard of 'em?
1203
01:13:49,807 --> 01:13:52,506
- Did somebody say road trip?
- Oh, God.
1204
01:13:52,508 --> 01:13:55,104
What? Oh. Oh.
1205
01:13:55,106 --> 01:13:58,741
- Right after my morning swim.
- Dear God, Benny.
1206
01:13:59,106 --> 01:14:01,706
- Come on, Siouxie.
- D.C.: Guess we got company.
1207
01:14:01,708 --> 01:14:03,942
(BOOGIE LAUGHS)
1208
01:14:06,474 --> 01:14:08,507
I like that story, Papaw.
1209
01:14:11,875 --> 01:14:13,739
You know,
I give your mom a hard time.
1210
01:14:13,741 --> 01:14:16,939
But parenting ain't easy.
She's just looking out for you.
1211
01:14:16,941 --> 01:14:18,706
I guess.
1212
01:14:18,708 --> 01:14:21,907
Besides, she's the best thing
to ever happen to me.
1213
01:14:21,909 --> 01:14:24,008
Before you came along.
1214
01:14:26,208 --> 01:14:30,008
Wow. When I was younger, I could
do four of these at a time.
1215
01:14:33,809 --> 01:14:36,276
(RUDIE LAUGHS)
1216
01:14:37,375 --> 01:14:39,473
- Dad?
- Hi, Mom.
1217
01:14:39,475 --> 01:14:41,407
You Okay? You all right?
1218
01:14:41,409 --> 01:14:44,175
- Rudie, are you Okay?
- Don't worry about me.
1219
01:14:45,375 --> 01:14:47,140
- (GROANS)
- You all right, Dad?
1220
01:14:47,142 --> 01:14:49,573
Yeah, just came outside
to get a little fresh air.
1221
01:14:49,575 --> 01:14:51,640
BOOGIE: All right.
1222
01:14:51,642 --> 01:14:54,241
Oh, man.
1223
01:14:54,243 --> 01:14:56,573
Are you gonna get sick?
You want a beer?
1224
01:14:56,575 --> 01:15:00,909
Ah, it's Okay.
Oh, I think I got a hemorrhoid.
1225
01:15:02,309 --> 01:15:04,973
All right, Papaw's gotta go.
1226
01:15:04,975 --> 01:15:07,174
He's got a lamb stew
on slow boil.
1227
01:15:07,176 --> 01:15:10,542
Thanks, Dad.
She loves having you around.
1228
01:15:10,544 --> 01:15:12,707
We both do.
1229
01:15:12,709 --> 01:15:14,809
- Bye, kid.
- Bye, Papaw.
1230
01:15:14,811 --> 01:15:17,875
Maybe next week
we'll go get us some tattoos.
1231
01:15:17,877 --> 01:15:19,276
(RUDIE GIGGLES)
1232
01:15:20,043 --> 01:15:23,040
Mom, I think I'm gonna go
lie down in my room.
1233
01:15:23,042 --> 01:15:25,342
Kind of tired.
1234
01:15:25,344 --> 01:15:29,143
- Papaw has a lot of energy.
- He does.
1235
01:15:41,744 --> 01:15:43,078
(SIGHS)
1236
01:15:51,346 --> 01:15:53,378
(GROANS)
1237
01:16:04,746 --> 01:16:07,946
Ha, ha, ha. Dad, get up.
1238
01:16:09,413 --> 01:16:11,445
(LAUGHS)
1239
01:16:12,245 --> 01:16:15,911
Bet you thought
the old man had bit it.
1240
01:16:15,913 --> 01:16:18,146
(CHUCKLES)
1241
01:16:19,880 --> 01:16:22,114
Ha-ha!
1242
01:16:25,746 --> 01:16:27,980
(LAUGHS)
1243
01:16:31,446 --> 01:16:34,145
She always would buy dirty
magazines, and I was, like,
1244
01:16:34,147 --> 01:16:37,345
"Mom, why is Grandma
always looking at naked ladies?"
1245
01:16:37,347 --> 01:16:40,947
She was, like, "Oh, Chris..."
Fuck, I used my fucking name.
1246
01:16:42,846 --> 01:16:44,680
- (CACKLES)
- (SHOUTS)
1247
01:16:46,480 --> 01:16:48,513
Yes!
1248
01:16:52,314 --> 01:16:55,014
Somebody hand me a beer
and listen up.
1249
01:16:55,447 --> 01:16:56,581
(GROANS)
1250
01:16:56,848 --> 01:16:59,048
That's a hit.
1251
01:17:03,148 --> 01:17:05,780
And he's dead.
You're all sad. Action!
1252
01:17:08,149 --> 01:17:10,650
(LAUGHING)
1253
01:17:14,881 --> 01:17:16,479
(YELLS)
1254
01:17:16,481 --> 01:17:18,014
- BOOGIE: Shit!
- Jesus.
1255
01:17:24,848 --> 01:17:26,913
(NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE)
1256
01:17:26,915 --> 01:17:31,315
There's, like, zebras everywhere
and there's, like, flocks of...
1257
01:17:32,749 --> 01:17:35,282
All right, hold on.
I'm getting a call.
1258
01:17:37,783 --> 01:17:39,483
Hello?
1259
01:17:44,015 --> 01:17:47,013
MAN: Three, two, one. Action!
1260
01:17:47,015 --> 01:17:49,517
Whoa! Whoa!
1261
01:17:50,049 --> 01:17:53,515
MAN: Can you put a nut
on my lens here?
1262
01:17:53,517 --> 01:17:55,550
(SCREECHES)
1263
01:17:56,717 --> 01:17:58,317
MAN #2: He got bit.
1264
01:18:05,984 --> 01:18:09,348
I need... I need more
of that fucking stuff.
1265
01:18:09,350 --> 01:18:11,483
It... It came out of my eyes.
1266
01:18:24,017 --> 01:18:25,351
(YELPS)
1267
01:18:40,951 --> 01:18:43,186
(CHEERING)
1268
01:18:46,950 --> 01:18:50,218
(♫ DEKE DICKERSON: "I WAS IN LOVE" ♫)
1269
01:18:50,220 --> 01:18:55,220
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1270
01:22:06,926 --> 01:22:09,027
(SONG ENDS)
1271
01:22:11,193 --> 01:22:13,827
(NEW SONG STARTS)
1272
01:23:53,463 --> 01:23:55,530
(SONG FADES)
1273
01:24:20,266 --> 01:24:22,033
(ROARS)
1274
01:24:25,965 --> 01:24:27,799
(ROARS)105057
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