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♪ Are you human ♪

♪ Or a dud ♪

♪ Are you human ♪

♪ Or do you make it up ♪

♪ My baby ♪

♪ Cherry slipped ♪

♪ Pass me through your ♪

♪ Fingertips ♪

♪ Throw me down ♪

♪ Like an old rag ♪

♪ I'm not standing ♪

♪ Don't look back ♪

♪ Are you human ♪

♪ Or a dud ♪

♪ Are you human ♪

♪ Or do you make it up ♪

♪ Are you human ♪

♪ Or a dud ♪

♪ Are you human ♪

♪ Or do you make it up ♪

♪ They went searching ♪

♪ For your body ♪

♪ They went looking ♪

♪ But there's nobody ♪

♪ Who smells like you ♪

♪ Who looks like you ♪

♪ You're not human ♪

Frank Baraclav.

Rockstar, astronaut.

Secret agent.

Sex god.

That was me, wishing my life away,

listening to Elvis, munching on nuts.

But now I know you've got to be careful what you wish for.

It might come true, because at 1:05 pm,

on the 25th of February, my life changed, forever.

There she was.

She looked like a hair advert.

She hit me like a truck, but with a bit more grace,

and a lot more force.

She was everything you could ever want

all wrapped up in this linen dress.

Size six it was.

She would chew things for a long time.

Women around here, they never chew,

just shovel it in.

Goes down their neck like a bobsleigh.

She was a tourist.

Definitely a tourist.

You think she's out of my league?

He who desires but does not act

is prone to dream.

He who acts but does not dream is lost.

I bet she eats it.

Well posh.

Every day, she would sit there,

gorging on uncooked flesh, like a vampire.

If those lips were to talk to me,

I would die a happy man.

She is gonna love that desk.

No, she will, really, I'm telling you.

One look at that desk and she will be

absolutely gagging for it.

See you.

Who was she?

This creature, this mystery, this girl.

She wore a mac, like those old detective movies

where the women used to kiss

and chew gum at the same time.

I loved her.

I didn't know anything about her,

but I loved her.

I'd like to see the Lecture Theater, please.

Are you from New York?

No.

Neither am I.

Can I see it now?

They're knocking it down.

Then I guess you'd better hurry.

Yeah, yeah.

The wood's imported.

It's from Norway.

It was actually built in...

1972 by Carter, Dixon, and Gray.

That's right, yeah.

You study architecture?

No.

Dance.

Would you like to go for a drink?

No, why?

You know when people say they've seen miracles,

amazing things like, you know, they say

they've seen the face of the Virgin Mary,

but, in the end, it's just a piece

of coal or something?

Yeah.

Well, what's important is they've witnessed

something of such humongously large,

religious proportions that their whole life

just shimmers.

Yeah.

That's me, that is.

You are my Virgin Mary coal thing.

I just want to sit beside you in a bar.

Go on, then, say no, I know you're gonna say it.

All right, then.

One drink, no fuck.

What's your name?

Miranda.

Miranda.

Lovely research, Missy, they lapped it up.

Now, with the Japanese, they have to think

that they're getting a bargain,

so whatever they query, just agree,

and if they notice the damp, fine, it's damp.

It's the fucking Titanic.

Agree and drop the price five grand.

Agree and drop it another five.

Just do as I say, and everything will be fine.

Then there she was, the American dream.

♪ Oh yeah ♪

The wet one.

♪ Oh no ♪

♪ Show me ♪

♪ Show me the way to love ♪

♪ Show me the way to love ♪

♪ Show me the way to love ♪

♪ Ooh yeah ♪

♪ Show me the way to love, oh, Lord ♪

♪ Yes, show me the way to love, oh, Lord ♪

♪ Show me how to love, Lord ♪

♪ Show me how to love, oh yeah ♪

Your bag's wobbling.

What's in it?

Phone.

You're not gonna answer it?

I know who it is.

Is it your boyfriend?

It's private.

Do you ever think you do what you do

because it's your destiny,

but if you ever stop to think about

what it is that you do, you wouldn't do it?

Yeah.

♪ You see this guy ♪

♪ This guy's in love with you ♪

You're all stiff.

♪ Yes, I'm in love ♪

This is the best night I've ever had.

You should go out more.

♪ When you smile ♪

♪ I can tell we know each other very well ♪

♪ How can ♪

♪ I show you ♪

♪ I'm glad ♪

♪ I got to know you ♪

♪ 'Cause I've heard some talk ♪

♪ They say you think I'm fine ♪

Thank you.

What for?

For making me feel welcome.

It was the best, wasn't it?

Don't.

I didn't do anything.

Good.

You make me wanna run 'round the field.

I have to go.

Frank Baraclav, flat five, 75 Grantham Street.

I think you're fantastic!

♪ And it's you ♪

♪ Miranda ♪

♪ Wherever I wander ♪

♪ Miranda ♪

♪ From New York ♪

♪ To Uganda ♪

♪ You're my Miranda ♪

♪ You got eyes like a panther ♪

♪ Miranda ♪

♪ If you were a plane ♪

♪ I would land ya ♪

♪ Miranda ♪

Where the bloody hell are you, Missy?

Nailor's been trying to call you all night.

Christian, listen, I'm not gonna do this.

You made a very good impression there.

No!

He touched me.

He's gonna hurt me, I can feel it.

He will not.

How was I supposed to know

that he was excitable?

Because that's your fucking job.

And your fucking job is to get

the money from the Japanese

and use it to get Nailor.

It's not worth it.

Do you remember where I found you?

Don't do this, please.

Atlantic City.

Those big boots.

Remember that?

Don't.

Wandering around like a frightened little chicken.

Please.

I'll call Nailor, tell him where you are.

♪ I can fly ♪

♪ But I want his wings ♪

♪ I can try ♪

♪ And even in the darkness ♪

♪ But I crave the light that he brings ♪

♪ Revel in the songs that he sings ♪

♪ My angel Gabriel ♪

Hi.

Do you want a cup of tea?

Yeah.

There she was, in my room, like she owned it.

Do you want milk?

Yes.

Everything she touched became rude.

Sugar?

One.

Big one or a small one?

Just make it.

Right, right.

Flat one.

I don't want sex.

I didn't ask.

I think people should get to know each other

before they have sex.

In what way?

Well, you know, like

what's your favorite color?

Frank.

Frank.

Hmm?

It's blue.

Cobalt.

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Oh, bless the day ♪

♪ That's right ♪

♪ God put you on earth ♪

♪ That's right ♪

♪ Oh yeah, God bless the day ♪

♪ That's right ♪

♪ Sanctify your birth, yeah ♪

♪ That's right, oh yeah ♪

♪ Never before have I felt like ♪

♪ I faced the right way, oh yeah ♪

♪ So show me the way to love ♪

♪ Show me the way to love ♪

♪ Show me the way to love ♪

♪ Show me how to love ♪

Oh, God.

Do you want me to stop?

No.

No, please, don't stop.

What's wrong?

This is really nice.

What are you thinking about?

My dad.

What's he like?

He was.

Really horrible?

Yeah.

He killed our dog.

Why?

Because I loved it more than him.

I never knew my parents.

She wrapped herself around me like a vine,

wild as the sea, and yet so fragile.

It could take your breath away.

Literally.

In that moment, I loved her with all of my heart.

Nice carpet.

It's imported.

It is.

You're for real, aren't you?

What do you mean?

This room's massive.

Do you want the teaspoons?

No, I've got some.

Partners in crime, aren't we?

Are you sure you wanna do this?

We're like Bonnie and Clyde.

No, no, no, no, it's all right, it's all right.

Who is that?

Mrs. Wang.

She breeds fish.

I go to the shop for two bars of chocolate,

20 cigarettes, a packet of condoms,

and a pint of milk.

We'd have a competition to see

which we could finish first.

Usually, it was the chocolate, followed by the condoms,

then the cigarettes.

The milk lasted longest.

It was long life.

I always buy stuff with preservatives in it.

Makes you live longer.

How long have you been dancing for?

About...

That's nice.

Weird.

But nice, like you.

How long?

10 years.

I don't believe you.

Why not?

Your skin.

It's like silk.

Oh.

What?

Let's just enjoy ourselves, okay?

Don't leave me.

That night, she went missing.

Didn't know where.

She didn't say, and I didn't ask.

But wherever she went,

it must've been a very sad place

because when she came back,

a part of her had gone, forever.

Here's my secret place.

I have a cottage in the country.

I like it here.

Then stay.

You're a very beautiful man.

So are you.

I don't even know who you are.

Yes, you do.

I don't know your dog's name.

I don't know what you're like.

I don't know anything

except I love you.

Shh.

Tell me something,

something that you've never told anyone.

Why?

So I can trust you.

The dog's name was Sydney.

Happy?

Very.

I like it when you stroke my hair.

I'm sorry.

Don't ever do that again.

You touch me again without my invitation

and everything's off.

Do you understand?

Yes.

Then say it.

I understand.

You're not worth scraping off a shoe,

are you?

Where are you?

Fucking someone.

For 10 days?

Who is it?

A stranger.

You bitch.

By the way, you made 500,000.

- Really? - Really.

We sold the library.

They're exchanging today.

Mr. Takahashi is transferring the money

directly into your account.

This is your remittance,

and, also, a picture of himself.

Boy meets girl.

Boy loses girl.

Boy wakes up and girl's fucked off in a taxi.

What the hell is.

She was gone.

2:15, 3:15, 4:15.

Even Jesus came back after three days,

and he was dead.

♪ Just be good to you, baby ♪

♪ 'Cause your baby loves your man ♪

♪ You never push her or shove her ♪

♪ Or ever treat her bad ♪

♪ So you can love her right ♪

♪ If you treat her right ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

Welcome home, Missy.

Welcome home.

Stay focused, Missy.

No more boys.

Good job you've got me looking after you.

And who's gonna look after me when you're gone?

You will.

But I can't be trusted.

But you won't leave me, will you?

No.

I won't.

But she might.

Three days, and all I did was tidy up.

I had lost her scent.

And then it happened.

A miracle.

Well, a little one.

Maybe she's in danger.

Maybe she was kidnapped.

Maybe she just left.

Life's a bitch.

I know.

And life has got a lot of sisters.

An army of strike-busters to step in.

I'd love to have a go at shagging

someone really posh.

Sexist.

Who'd you rather shag, mate?

News girl or weather girl?

Which one?

Serious, right?

I'm going after her.

You're not worth scraping off a shoe,

are you?

Let's do it again.

Maybe you should quit while you're ahead.

What can we buy?

You're too late.

I'm already talking to another investor.

About what?

A hospital conversion.

Talk to me about it.

He's already made an offer.

I need to see you.

If I don't call, you'll know it's me.

Thank you.

I read this book once.

It said 2,000 people disappear every week.

They just vanish.

By the year 2076, there'll be no one left.

Only me.

♪ Ooh, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Ooh, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Ooh, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

You're a child, aren't you?

A sniveling little child that nobody wants.

How's your little fuck buddy?

His name is Frank,

and he's not my buddy.

He's me lover.

You're incapable of love.

I'll send him 'round to the office.

He can tell you all about it.

I'd like that.

You're pathetic.

Why don't you come 'round?

Charles would like to grill you.

I'd like to break you into tiny little pieces

and do things with every little chunk.

You're buying a hospital

you should be in.

She's made us 500,000 pounds, Charles,

- in one sale. - Look, the library

was a one-off.

She's good.

She is lucky!

This is a lot more money, and I am not authorizing it.

You know who we are, don't you?

Thelma and Louise.

Right, a suicide pact.

This time next week, it'll be Americano,

Acapulco.

White sand, blue skies,

and coffee-colored thighs.

It's a property to you,

and that is all it is.

He's a lamb.

He's not going to hurt you.

He's going to love you.

How may I help you?

I'm diverting you.

I'm afraid he's in a meeting at the moment.

Thank you.

NBC Holdings, how may I help you?

Thank you.

Hold on one moment.

I'm transferring you.

Thank you.

And that's ringing for you.

Thank you.

Hold on.

Yes?

I'd like to see Mr. Nailor, please.

May I ask what it's concerning?

A woman.

Name?

Miranda.

Your name.

Oh, Frank.

Baraclav.

Mr. Baraclav?

Doors closing.

Going down.

So, you're the lucky man.

Am I?

It is Frank, isn't it?

Yeah.

And you're here about our mystery lady.

She left her dress at my house,

and your card was in the pocket.

Delicious.

So, tell me, what did you do?

What do you mean?

When you made love.

Are you serious?

Deadly.

You did fuck her, didn't you?

Yeah.

What was she wearing?

This.

Look, I'm worried...

Look, fuck!

Frank.

She's devoted to me, right?

I have this vision, right, and what I think, happens.

And this, this hospital,

we're going there tomorrow, together.

And this little vision here.

Frank.

Wow, what's going on?

Voodoo.

You two know each other?

You sent him over, I can't believe it.

Look, this isn't right, all right?

That is my girlfriend.

Frank.

No, hang on, you, right, you,

you're just some, no offense,

you're just some businessman.

She's not gonna go for you, is she?

Who is this boy, he's sensational.

I don't think I'm getting through to him here.

Can you help me?

Right.

You are coming back, yes?

Yes.

Jerry, that boy, the one in the Hawaiian shirt.

Look, I'm in the middle of something really important.

I'm not going anywhere until

you tell me what's going on.

Frank, I think about you all the time.

Going down.

And I wanted to call, but you don't have a phone.

Meet me then!

Trafalgar Square, four o'clock.

You in a hurry?

Yeah.

She must be important.

I said, she must be important.

She is, actually.

You're from up north, aren't you?

I hate northerners.

Do you know what northerners love?

Kebobs.

You love them, don't you?

You love them, don't you?

You love them, don't you?

Listen up, Frank, why don't you just,

all right, or I'll put some onions in you.

You know what I'm saying?

Purple cabbage, chili sauce.

You made half a million on the library,

big fucking deal.

You'll make 10 times that on this.

Let me be candid here.

Yes, Charles, be candid.

This entire deal is bullshit.

The only reason you're here

is because my superior is charmed.

I am not.

Question.

Shall we start with the big one?

Why on earth would an officious, inefficient

health authority want a quick sale?

That's a good question.

Call the health authority, ask them.

I will.

I'll do it, give me the number.

Sales and Acquisitions, C.B. Nash.

Hi, I've got a question regarding

the East Lees Hospital conversion.

Fire away.

You don't know where I live.

Yes, I do.

Flat A, Six Kebob Street.

Bye bye.

Hi.

Hey, you had a makeover.

You look like a hedgehog.

Don't talk to me like I'm stupid.

Look, yours is the sweetest, loveliest

reflection I've ever had,

but it's not mine.

Look, I don't care what you do.

You don't know what I do.

I love you.

You think you do.

All I'm asking you to do is say three little words.

You're not listening to me.

I love you.

And you love me.

I don't do love.

Three little words.

Don't make me do this.

Just say them, three little words,

and then I'll go, three little words.

Fuck off, now.

What did I expect?

That we'd both sail off into the sunset?

♪ If you go away ♪

♪ On this summer day ♪

I just wanted to know what they write

all those love songs about.

♪ Take the sudden way ♪

And now I know

why they're sad.

♪ Our love was new ♪

♪ And our hearts were high ♪

♪ And the day was young ♪

♪ And the night was long ♪

♪ And the moon stood still ♪

Hi, Christian, it's me.

It's nothing, I just wanna call and say hi.

That's okay, isn't it?

Christian.

Christian.

Are you there?

Hello?

♪ But if you stay ♪

♪ I'll make you a day ♪

♪ Like no day has been ♪

♪ Nor will be again ♪

♪ We'll sail the sun ♪

♪ We'll ride on the rain ♪

♪ And talk to the trees and worship the wind ♪

♪ And if you go, I'll understand ♪

♪ Leave me just enough love ♪

♪ To fill up my hand ♪

♪ If you go away, if you go away ♪

♪ If you go away ♪

Ear muffs.

Barely run, barely run.

Scissor kick!

Shifty look.

Shifty look.

Off the shoulder.

Hello.

It's me.

Franky, you all right?

Yeah.

No, no, not really.

Did you find her?

Yep.

Yeah.

I'm confused.

Why, what did she say?

She told me to fuck off.

Yeah, right, you know, to me,

you know, that sounds quite clear.

But it wasn't her.

It wasn't Miranda.

He who listens...

Rod, Rod, not now.

Do you want me to come down?

Maybe I was in love with a girl who didn't exist.

It was ridiculous.

All those little things that I loved about her,

her hair, her eyes, her smile.

None of them were real.

And, yet, when she kissed you,

your entire body turned inside out

like a surgeon removing a glove.

And I bought it.

I bought it all.

Don't destroy yourself.

Go home.

Did she tell you the one about the dog?

It wasn't her father did that.

It was me.

Poor Rex.

Rex?

Come on, get up.

I want to show you something.

You know what I think?

I think you're trying to sell me

five million pounds worth of shit

on the hope of a fuck.

I need more time.

You haven't got it.

You'll do what I tell you to.

You're very obedient.

I'll be whatever you want me to be.

Now you smell like a girl.

They're fake.

How did you know?

I didn't.

You wanted to find the real Miranda.

I'm so sorry.

I'll do it again.

We can go.

I do hope I'm not interrupting anyone.

Mandabel.

How embarrassing.

Nailor.

Mr. Mandabel bought an old cookie factory.

Very sexy.

You said this one was mine!

He's early.

I don't like this children's ward.

Bad energies.

So knock it down.

Build something happy.

You, you, you're too late.

This is a private meeting, it's exclusive, it's closed.

Have you signed?

He is not walking off with my deal.

Look, I can't turn down the chance of a cash sale.

Let it go.

Who's that?

Cable TV.

All the latest facilities.

Look, I can transfer the entire amount tonight.

Then we can be alone together.

It's my hotel.

Be there.

She lied.

She said she was a dancer.

But she wasn't.

She said she was a brunette.

She wasn't.

She said what you see is what you get.

It wasn't.

She lied.

Tell me something that you've never told anyone.

So what?

When we were together.

The dog's name was Sydney.

I didn't care if I'd ever been told

a truth in my life.

Frank.

I just wanna know who you are.

I'll disappoint you.

You won't.

I promise.

Please, tell me.

When I ran away from my dad's,

I lived in New Jersey,

and then Christian came along,

and he was kind and funny.

He taught me to do these card tricks

that I could do in bars, you know,

to make myself some money.

It was so easy.

I wasn't taking people's money.

They just gave it to me.

It was like, for the first time,

I was really good at something.

And then it just grew.

We sell people buildings.

They don't even exist.

It's like whatever we say just becomes true.

If Christian told you it was sunny, you'd believe him.

The rain could be coming down

so hard your head's bleeding,

and there you are, smiling up at the sun.

It's amazing.

It's a con.

It's what I do.

It's who I am.

No, it's not.

The girl with the brown eyes

who lay beside me by the sea,

that's the real you.

You haven't understood a thing.

I owe him.

When our heads are close, I can hear the ocean.

You're late.

Out.

One wrong move and I'll be right up your ass.

Not on your salary.

I thought we were meeting in a conference room.

How old fashioned.

Charles, I'm glad you could join us.

He's just leaving.

Stay.

Yes, I think I should.

Have a drink, Charles, downstairs.

Relax.

I just need a moment or two of privacy.

It's your prerogative.

It is.

Free hold and utilities.

All in your name.

I've kept them all.

You're outrageous.

Let's do this.

The deal.

Sorry.

Business before pleasure.

You know what you need?

What?

The access code.

N-7-underline-B.

Our Father, which art in heaven,

hallowed be thy name.

Give us this day our daily code.

No.

Hold the four and the nine down at the same time.

Do it.

No more games.

Let's be children.

Castaways in the hotel.

When our heads are close,

I can hear the ocean.

Wait here.

Let me watch.

Watch this.

And the Big Bad Wolf said to the little pig,

"I will huff and I will puff,

"and I will blow your house in!"

Shit!

Give me that registration number.

♪ So you can love her madly, that's right ♪

♪ And if you treat her right ♪

♪ Well then the law will love you gladly ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

So, there you go.

Boy meets girl, boy loses girl,

boy helps girl nick five million quid from pervert.

It just didn't feel right.

Here's my number.

Now I just have to sort a few things out,

loose ends.

- Christian. - Yeah.

But he'll be fine.

And then we can go to my house,

my cottage in the country,

the one I was telling you about

with the walled garden,

you know, in the fields.

Yeah, I know, what the countryside is.

It'll be great.

Well, once we fix it up a little.

What?

It's not gonna happen, is it?

What do you mean?

How can I believe you?

Because I'm telling you.

Trust me.

I can't do this.

Right.

Okay.

You know, you've got the face of a child,

but your eyes are old.

They're not even yours.

When I see my reflection in them,

that's not me.

I'm happy.

I smile.

I come from a stupid little town

where me mates live, and it's called home.

I thought you were gonna save me.

I'm sorry.

No, Frank, I can learn,

I can be anything you want me to be!

Frank, please!

- Congratulations. - You pig.

- What? - Your fucking emails?

You're such a prude.

Get a move on.

I'm not coming.

Congratulations, darling.

It looks like we pulled it off.

You're all grown up.

Makes me feel old.

You are old.

You know it's a myth, don't you?

What?

Love.

It's just an incentive to propagate the species.

No, it's not.

We won.

But I lost.

Lost my Missy.

I did love you, you know.

I'm sorry.

Hello?

Sorry I took so long.

I had to see a man about a mantra.

Rod?

She's a conman.

And?

It's bad.

No, Frank, your hair is bad.

She is exciting.

No, no, she's beyond exciting.

She's international.

Get out there, conquer it.

I can't.

Why not?

I'm a librarian.

Frank, you're clinging to the past.

You haven't even got one.

You just stayed in.

He was right.

That's all I did, I stayed in, read books,

until I met her.

And what had I done?

I panicked.

I'd thrown it away.

In one month with her, I'd been kidnapped,

we'd nicked five million quid from a psychopath,

and I was alive, electrified by raw,

painful, horrible, glorious life.

I was in love with two women,

and that was fine

because both of them were her.

That's the thing, I don't just love

the girl with the brown eyes

who lay beside me by the sea.

I love the girl with the blue eyes, as well,

the one in London.

What was her name?

Miranda.

That's the point, I love both of them.

The good and the bad.

And the ugly.

Exactly.

I love her, I love her, I love her,

I love her, I love her, I love her,

I love her, I love her, I love her.

What are you going to say when we get there?

I don't know.

Can I use your phone?

Hello, Miranda?

Hello?

The fuck?

How did you find me?

Your smell.

I can smell you 500 miles away.

Look, there's 750,000 in that case.

I can get the rest.

I wanna know what it feels like

inside your body with all those lies.

I'm a caesarian.

Cut from the belly of a woman,

dragged into this world

with all its sharp little edges.

Spent my entire life trying to buy my way back in.

That's sad.

You deceived me!

I'm sorry.

Say it like you mean it.

I am sorry.

You deceived me.

Let's start with something, shall we?

Almonds, here, you want one?

Hurts.

With this ring, I thee we'd,

for richer or for poorer,

in sickness and ill health,

till death us do part.

That's lovely.

Put down the pickle.

We come in peace.

You have got to be joking.

I cannot strike first,

but, cross this line, I act in self-defense.

Your eyes betrayed the movement.

How sweet, we're all together again.

We come in peace.

Love is a powerful force.

Romeo topped himself.

So did Cleopatra.

Samson pulled down an entire city to win Delilah.

Love conquers everything,

and, yet, there are times

when even love itself is powerless.

At those times, I prefer to use a breadboard.

You know, I used to think

you were this Virgin Mary coal thing.

And then I had to find out

that you were just coal.

But the thing is, that's all right.

That's fine.

I don't know what you're talking about.

It's okay.

What is?

Everything.

Then you'll come with me?

Why?

Because you make me wanna run around the field.

Yeah, but why?

Because I need you.

Yeah, but, really, why?

Because I love you.

Okay, I wanna know the whole story.

School reports, family trees, facts, everything.

I'm a size six.

I have bad circulation.

And I was christened Alice Elizabeth Wayne.

Alice?

Your name's not Miranda?

I have one filling and a dead root in my back molar.

I've been worshiping that name.

What molar?

Back one on the left.

Oh yeah, it's little.

Yeah, it's little.

There is one more thing.

It involves shagging.

Sounds nice.

What is it?

It is shagging.

And there you have it.

You gotta be careful what you wish for.

It might come true.

What are you looking at?

You fancy me or something?

You're not my type.

Jerry, do me a favor.

You've got no soul to you, Bob.

I mean, look at you.

You don't emotionally engage with people.

You know what I'm saying?

I think it's something you need to work on.

Oh, you do?

I tell you what birds like nowadays.

A bit of vulnerability.

That's what Frank's got.

I can be vulnerable.

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