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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:23,591 --> 00:00:25,459 MAN: * Sometimes I feel like an arrow * 2 00:00:26,594 --> 00:00:28,462 * Shot from a bow 3 00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:29,597 * From a winnin' hand 4 00:00:31,332 --> 00:00:33,367 * Through the thick of it all * 5 00:00:33,434 --> 00:00:35,469 * I wanna climb to the top * 6 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:36,704 * Up to the highest peak 7 00:00:38,005 --> 00:00:39,073 * But I start to freak 8 00:00:40,441 --> 00:00:41,875 * When I get too high 9 00:00:41,942 --> 00:00:43,111 * I take a breath 10 00:00:44,112 --> 00:00:45,213 * I let it out 11 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:48,582 * And I ask myself 12 00:00:48,649 --> 00:00:50,418 * What's it really all about? Yeah * 13 00:00:51,752 --> 00:00:52,820 * We could fly 14 00:00:53,721 --> 00:00:54,788 * Higher than the sky 15 00:00:57,091 --> 00:00:58,626 * If we all get it together now * 16 00:01:01,129 --> 00:01:03,030 * We could fly 17 00:01:03,097 --> 00:01:04,398 * Straight into sunshine 18 00:01:06,500 --> 00:01:08,102 * If we just get it together now * 19 00:01:10,638 --> 00:01:12,240 * We can fly higher than the sky * 20 00:01:16,144 --> 00:01:17,778 * If we just keep it together now * 21 00:01:20,148 --> 00:01:22,082 * We could fly straight into sunshine * 22 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:30,324 * If we all get it together now * 23 00:02:34,622 --> 00:02:36,824 Hey, buddy, what the hell's going on in here? 24 00:02:37,258 --> 00:02:38,592 Buddy? 25 00:02:52,206 --> 00:02:54,942 What is this, a circus? Who are you people? 26 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:57,211 It's a waiting room. We're waiting. 27 00:02:57,278 --> 00:02:59,247 Well, you can wait outside, you know. 28 00:02:59,313 --> 00:03:01,349 I'd carry the chairs out myself. 29 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:05,486 What is that? 30 00:03:05,553 --> 00:03:07,955 It's actually, uh, like a high-tech boomerang. 31 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:09,156 Yeah? 32 00:03:09,223 --> 00:03:10,258 Mm-hmm. 33 00:03:11,392 --> 00:03:12,593 Let me see. 34 00:03:12,660 --> 00:03:15,095 You need the glove. 35 00:03:15,162 --> 00:03:17,731 The homing mechanism is inside the glove. 36 00:03:17,798 --> 00:03:19,500 Oh. 37 00:03:19,567 --> 00:03:20,868 So, who's the defendant? 38 00:03:22,303 --> 00:03:23,804 My best friend Frank. 39 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:27,775 Yeah Weird stuff with animals? 40 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:30,411 N-no. No, no, no. 41 00:03:30,478 --> 00:03:32,346 Nothing like that. It's a long story. 42 00:03:34,282 --> 00:03:35,649 I got time. 43 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:37,685 Besides, you owe me. 44 00:03:37,751 --> 00:03:40,288 I'm gonna have to clean up this shit. 45 00:03:42,390 --> 00:03:43,857 Why not? 46 00:03:45,393 --> 00:03:46,760 Have you ever heard of the, uh, 47 00:03:46,827 --> 00:03:48,629 Melvin Kids 'R Kool Toy Company? 48 00:03:49,697 --> 00:03:51,031 Of course. 49 00:03:51,098 --> 00:03:53,934 I remember Frank got the head of the toy company, 50 00:03:54,001 --> 00:03:55,436 Ms. Melvin herself, 51 00:03:55,503 --> 00:03:57,738 to come out and see this great new invention. 52 00:03:58,872 --> 00:04:00,274 This is the Boomerazoo, 53 00:04:00,341 --> 00:04:02,276 the most amazing new toy since Barbie. 54 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:04,912 Now, the percent-- 55 00:04:04,978 --> 00:04:07,114 Please don't mention that little slut... 56 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:08,582 in our presence. 57 00:04:08,649 --> 00:04:09,917 Right. 58 00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:12,653 Anyway, Professor here... 59 00:04:13,787 --> 00:04:15,022 has created the most 60 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:17,391 aerodynamically sophisticated projectile 61 00:04:18,626 --> 00:04:20,328 this side of modern warfare. 62 00:04:20,394 --> 00:04:22,463 All I have to do... 63 00:04:22,530 --> 00:04:25,232 is set the internal gyroscope... 64 00:04:25,299 --> 00:04:28,636 and I throw the Boomerazoo as far as I can. 65 00:04:34,207 --> 00:04:35,976 And with unerring accuracy, 66 00:04:36,043 --> 00:04:39,046 it will fly in a perfect circle and return directly to me. 67 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:41,749 Kids will literally be able to play with themselves. 68 00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:44,485 JANITOR: I get it. 69 00:04:46,354 --> 00:04:48,922 The ball comes back to the glove. Did they buy it? 70 00:04:48,989 --> 00:04:51,359 I'm not finished yet, okay? 71 00:04:51,425 --> 00:04:54,161 The real question is, did they prosecute? 72 00:05:00,868 --> 00:05:02,403 It hit her? 73 00:05:02,470 --> 00:05:04,672 It hit her because she had a metal plate in her head. 74 00:05:04,738 --> 00:05:06,507 It acted like a magnet. 75 00:05:07,875 --> 00:05:08,976 So, is she all right? 76 00:05:09,877 --> 00:05:11,244 Well... 77 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:12,880 She lived. 78 00:05:12,946 --> 00:05:15,849 My dreams of the Boomerazoo hittin' pay dirt are over. 79 00:05:15,916 --> 00:05:18,919 Well, it hit something. It just wasn't pay dirt. 80 00:05:18,986 --> 00:05:22,423 I should think by now failure would be easy for you to handle. 81 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:24,257 Thanks a lot. 82 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:27,828 You're the one who wanted to pursue a career as a full-time dreamer. 83 00:05:27,895 --> 00:05:29,930 Get these missiles out of here! 84 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:31,331 If it wasn't for dreamers, 85 00:05:31,399 --> 00:05:33,200 there wouldn't be any automobiles, 86 00:05:33,266 --> 00:05:35,669 air conditioning, quilted toilet paper... 87 00:05:35,736 --> 00:05:39,339 Or the hovercraft golf cart, or the Tofu fast food chain... 88 00:05:39,407 --> 00:05:40,708 I was very close on that one. 89 00:05:40,774 --> 00:05:42,376 The drought in Malaysia killed it. 90 00:05:42,443 --> 00:05:44,277 Oh, and here's my favorite-- 91 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:46,447 Women's Professional Mall Wrestling. 92 00:05:46,514 --> 00:05:47,881 I like that one. 93 00:05:47,948 --> 00:05:49,182 Mall owners have no imagination. 94 00:05:49,249 --> 00:05:50,751 Go get your schoolbooks. 95 00:05:51,952 --> 00:05:53,186 Why don't you get a job? 96 00:05:53,253 --> 00:05:55,523 Live off somebody else's ingenuity for a change. 97 00:05:55,589 --> 00:05:57,124 Any idiot can get a job, Leona. 98 00:05:58,091 --> 00:05:59,693 - Apparently not. - Uncle Frank... 99 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:01,862 ...Mommy says you're a lazy bastard. 100 00:06:01,929 --> 00:06:03,330 Is that true? 101 00:06:03,397 --> 00:06:04,865 Nick, watch your language. 102 00:06:04,932 --> 00:06:07,835 I didn't say "lazy bastard," I said "crazy bastard." 103 00:06:07,901 --> 00:06:10,771 - Get that plate out of here. - Nice. You turn my nephew against me. 104 00:06:10,838 --> 00:06:12,740 Why don't you have him grow up to be a stockbroker 105 00:06:12,806 --> 00:06:15,409 or an accountant or something, or worse off, a lawyer. 106 00:06:15,476 --> 00:06:17,244 Oh! I should be so lucky. 107 00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:19,112 And where do you get off badmouthing lawyers? 108 00:06:19,179 --> 00:06:20,614 If you'd continued practicing law, 109 00:06:20,681 --> 00:06:22,182 your life wouldn't be so miserable! 110 00:06:22,249 --> 00:06:24,785 I quit 'cause I don't want my life to be miserable. 111 00:06:24,852 --> 00:06:26,854 What are you gonna do? Sit around moping? 112 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:29,823 - Go outside and do something! 113 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:32,593 Like maybe get Mom a birthday present. 114 00:06:34,828 --> 00:06:36,464 Think she'd like a Boomerazoo? 115 00:06:44,872 --> 00:06:47,441 JANITOR: Okay, go on. So, your friend's in trouble... 116 00:06:47,508 --> 00:06:50,911 CARL: The trouble with my friend Frank is that he's always in trouble. 117 00:06:50,978 --> 00:06:53,914 He would always come to me, like he did that day. 118 00:07:01,489 --> 00:07:04,825 So, what's so important that I had to close my shop? 119 00:07:04,892 --> 00:07:07,528 Gotta go buy my mother a birthday gift. 120 00:07:07,595 --> 00:07:11,098 I closed my shop so I could help you buy a birthday gift for your mom? 121 00:07:12,900 --> 00:07:15,569 Actually, I just needed someone to talk to. 122 00:07:15,636 --> 00:07:17,571 I'm washed up, man. I struck out again. 123 00:07:18,539 --> 00:07:20,207 Boomerazoo's a bust. 124 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:22,643 Forget it. You're not washed up. 125 00:07:22,710 --> 00:07:25,445 You gotta keep swingin'. Don't let it get to you. 126 00:07:25,513 --> 00:07:27,548 You need to relax, have some fun... 127 00:07:27,615 --> 00:07:31,284 do something to get your mind off your troubles. 128 00:07:31,351 --> 00:07:32,986 Don't let it get to you, Frank. 129 00:07:33,053 --> 00:07:35,989 We've been friends for ten years, and I have faith in you. 130 00:07:36,056 --> 00:07:37,758 You've had a hundred great ideas. 131 00:07:38,726 --> 00:07:40,160 None of them ever worked, 132 00:07:40,227 --> 00:07:43,430 but you always got off the floor and came out swingin'. 133 00:07:43,497 --> 00:07:45,398 Thanks for your vote of confidence. 134 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:48,068 You're Frank Hopper, man with a million ideas-- 135 00:07:48,135 --> 00:07:50,370 several of which made sense. 136 00:07:50,437 --> 00:07:53,373 Well, I'm out of ideas, Carl. I'm runnin' on empty. 137 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:56,309 You're just in a slump, but I know how your mind works. 138 00:07:56,376 --> 00:07:59,212 When you least expect it, you see something that has 139 00:07:59,279 --> 00:08:02,182 nothing to do with anything, and that's when it hits you! 140 00:08:02,249 --> 00:08:04,518 Well, that pot of gold at the end of that rainbow 141 00:08:04,585 --> 00:08:06,687 is further away than ever. 142 00:08:06,754 --> 00:08:09,256 At least you have a sister who supports you. 143 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:12,192 She doesn't support me. She puts me up to watch Nicky. 144 00:08:15,395 --> 00:08:17,798 This is it. 145 00:08:17,865 --> 00:08:20,534 Look at this. My mother'll love it. 146 00:08:20,601 --> 00:08:21,969 See, great ideas still happen. 147 00:08:22,035 --> 00:08:23,604 What the hell is it? 148 00:08:23,671 --> 00:08:25,706 An ass warmer. 149 00:08:25,773 --> 00:08:27,708 Why didn't I think of it? 150 00:08:27,775 --> 00:08:30,611 Good idea. You should've thought of it. 151 00:08:33,981 --> 00:08:37,417 $139.09. How would you like to pay for that, sir, cash or credit? 152 00:08:37,484 --> 00:08:39,186 Cash. 153 00:08:39,252 --> 00:08:41,922 We're doing a store survey to see who our customers are. 154 00:08:41,989 --> 00:08:43,390 Would you like to fill one out? 155 00:08:43,456 --> 00:08:45,192 You get a free pen, and I make $2. 156 00:08:45,258 --> 00:08:47,427 Sure, I can always use another pen. 157 00:08:52,099 --> 00:08:53,433 What do you think--me or... 158 00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:55,235 Oh, no, definitely you. 159 00:09:00,140 --> 00:09:02,442 You wanna fill one out? You get a free pen. 160 00:09:02,509 --> 00:09:04,344 CARL: No, thanks. I have enough pens. 161 00:09:04,411 --> 00:09:06,146 You have enough pens? 162 00:09:22,029 --> 00:09:24,331 Good evening, Moneypenny. 163 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:26,967 I do believe I'll be driving the Aston Martin this evening. 164 00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:29,903 Who is it? 165 00:09:29,970 --> 00:09:32,405 LEONA: Publishers Clearing House. You lost. 166 00:09:32,472 --> 00:09:33,674 Who do you think it is? 167 00:09:42,449 --> 00:09:45,018 Wait a minute. The guy lives in a garage? 168 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:47,254 He's actually moving up in the world. 169 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:50,023 He used to live in my basement. 170 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:52,392 I really appreciate you doing this for me tonight. 171 00:09:52,459 --> 00:09:54,427 You said you'd evict me if I didn't. 172 00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:07,875 - WOMAN: No, you didn't. - MAN: Yes, I did. 173 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:09,777 MAN: You should tell her the story. 174 00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:19,019 Crab cakes, anyone? Crab cakes? 175 00:10:19,086 --> 00:10:20,187 No, thank you. 176 00:10:21,889 --> 00:10:23,290 Don't I know you from AA? 177 00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:25,158 MAN: That's right. I slipped. 178 00:10:27,527 --> 00:10:28,762 Crab cakes? 179 00:10:31,098 --> 00:10:32,399 WOMAN: Thank you very much. 180 00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:40,573 Frank! What are you doing? 181 00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:44,244 I told the partners I'd oversee the party. 182 00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:46,013 Don't embarrass me. 183 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:48,615 It'll be fine. 184 00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:51,418 WOMAN: Frank. 185 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:54,087 Jessica. 186 00:10:54,955 --> 00:10:56,389 It's good to see you. 187 00:10:56,456 --> 00:10:58,491 It's good to see you, too. You look beautiful. 188 00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:03,163 Honey, I've been looking all over for you. 189 00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:05,465 This is Norman Brown. Norman, Frank Hopper. 190 00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:08,468 Pleasure to meet you. 191 00:11:08,535 --> 00:11:10,704 You're... Jessica's ex 192 00:11:10,771 --> 00:11:12,605 Uh-huh. 193 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,541 Are you a waiter? 194 00:11:15,642 --> 00:11:17,878 Oh, no. No. Just hungry. 195 00:11:17,945 --> 00:11:19,679 Oh. 196 00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:22,449 Jess'll tell ya, I'm a sucker for crab cakes. 197 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:24,051 Mm-hmm, yes. 198 00:11:24,117 --> 00:11:25,518 What do you do, Norman? 199 00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:27,420 I'm the assistant D.A. 200 00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:30,357 Wanna try one? 201 00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:31,624 No, thank you. 202 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:34,527 MAN: Excuse me, waiter, may I try one of those? 203 00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:38,799 Oh, sorry, pal... I'm not a waiter. 204 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,534 Assistant D.A., huh? 205 00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:44,171 If I'm not mistaken, you are a waiter, 206 00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:46,273 and I don't appreciate your attitude. 207 00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:47,640 Listen, buddy, I'm just-- 208 00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:51,011 - FRANK: Oh, my... - MAN: What... 209 00:11:51,078 --> 00:11:53,580 - Oh, you stupid... - I'm so, so, so sorry. 210 00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:55,082 - Get off of me! - Excuse me. 211 00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:57,017 - I didn't mean to do that. - Jerk-off! 212 00:11:58,151 --> 00:12:00,587 Oh, my God. 213 00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:02,022 Oh, my God. I'm so, so sor-- 214 00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:15,268 Holy mother of... 215 00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:17,370 WOMAN: Honey, he's drowning the little person! 216 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,441 MAN: Who was that man? 217 00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:22,943 WOMAN: Hank, do something! 218 00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:24,377 HANK: Like what? 219 00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:26,179 WOMAN #2: Is he all right? 220 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:28,215 I saw what that guy did to you. 221 00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:31,218 You'd be well within your rights to...sue! 222 00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:35,588 Stop him! 223 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,058 WOMAN: Go help him. 224 00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:39,392 MAN: What do you want me to do? 225 00:12:42,863 --> 00:12:45,665 Get me his name! 226 00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:50,637 Let me help you. 227 00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:51,972 Oh! Whoa! 228 00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:53,173 Whoa! 229 00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:55,275 Ow! 230 00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:03,116 That's the last time I ask him to work a party. 231 00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:05,552 FRANK: I'm gonna call it 232 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,587 the World Wide Women's Hockey League. 233 00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:11,591 The World Wide Women's Hockey League? 234 00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:14,995 This sounds like another Professional Women's Mall Wrestling. 235 00:13:15,062 --> 00:13:17,630 Why would anyone want to watch a bunch of toothless women 236 00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:19,332 with thick ankles and bulky clothing 237 00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:21,268 beating each other with sticks? 238 00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:24,071 Men love to watch women beat the hell out of each other. 239 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:25,672 They're gonna be beautiful women. 240 00:13:25,738 --> 00:13:27,507 They'll have their teeth. 241 00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:30,077 How'd you come up with this incredible idea? 242 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,778 Jessica fell on a floor full of ice. 243 00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:33,346 She knocked out two other women. 244 00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:35,648 Then this crab cake almost took my head off. 245 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,318 Makes sense to me. 246 00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:39,686 Oh, your limo has arrived. 247 00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:43,123 Right on time. 248 00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:49,296 FRANK: Hi, kids. 249 00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:50,830 KIDS: Hi, Frank! 250 00:13:50,898 --> 00:13:52,765 Did you do your homework last night? 251 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:53,934 Good girl. 252 00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:55,568 Hey! 253 00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:58,105 Nicky! My favorite nephew. Brought you a hot dog. 254 00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:00,840 CARL: What's up, Nick? 255 00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:03,110 FRANK: Stanley, whassup! 256 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:04,912 Just chillin'. 257 00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:10,483 I'm telling you, Carl, World Wide Women's Hockey. 258 00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:12,852 This is the home run I've been waitin' for. 259 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:16,089 Think about it. The WNBA, women's basketball, very successful. 260 00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:19,559 There's millions of hockey fans out there like us. 261 00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:21,761 You'd watch women play hockey, wouldn't ya? 262 00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:23,396 Are they topless? 263 00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:24,998 Turn around. Do your homework. 264 00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:26,967 Another victim of Internet porn. 265 00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:28,635 It's gonna cost a lot of money. 266 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,037 Tiny skates, and her ice skates 267 00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:31,638 and outfits alone cost me a bundle. 268 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,440 So? 269 00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:34,741 - So. 270 00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:36,709 So last time I checked, you were so broke 271 00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:39,112 you had to scrimp change from the couch to buy lunch. 272 00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:40,981 Just a bump in the road, my friend. 273 00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:44,284 Somehow, someway, the universe provides for those who wait. 274 00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:45,818 I've waited long enough. 275 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,921 This could be the start of something big. 276 00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:49,789 I could feel it. 277 00:14:49,856 --> 00:14:53,093 Hold it, hold it. What was your buddy thinking? 278 00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:55,828 Women! 279 00:14:56,663 --> 00:14:58,565 That's unnatural! 280 00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:04,104 But then, who needs natural, anyway? 281 00:15:04,171 --> 00:15:05,838 Exactly. 282 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,575 CARL: So, he had the idea, 283 00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:11,378 but of course he didn't have the money to pull it off. 284 00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:14,281 Then, it happened. 285 00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:16,716 God came through. 286 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:39,706 Yes! 287 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,441 WOMAN: You just never take me out. 288 00:15:41,508 --> 00:15:43,243 We never go anywhere. 289 00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:46,879 You spend a lot more time with miserable Frank than you do with me! 290 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,516 He's going through a tough time right now. 291 00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:51,184 He's my best friend. 292 00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:53,253 And what am I, chopped liver? 293 00:15:54,988 --> 00:15:56,323 I'm telling you now, 294 00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:58,858 this relationship is goin' nowhere. 295 00:15:58,925 --> 00:16:01,561 There are a lot more guys who treat me better than you! 296 00:16:02,829 --> 00:16:04,897 I bought you lunch three times this week. 297 00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:07,367 This isn't lunch! 298 00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:10,737 It's...it's food! 299 00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:19,046 Ask and ye shall receive. 300 00:16:20,147 --> 00:16:21,314 Pre-approved! 301 00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:24,651 It's a mistake. 302 00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:26,519 You don't even have a bank account. 303 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,289 They must realize my potential. 304 00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:30,990 Potential bankruptcy. 305 00:16:31,058 --> 00:16:33,793 Hey, who am I to argue with these people? 306 00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:35,728 They know everything about everybody. 307 00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:38,231 They got computers now that can tell the future. 308 00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:41,734 They know precisely who's gonna win the Super Bowl months in advance. 309 00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:44,304 You don't know, 'cause they don't wanna spoil the TV ratings. 310 00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:47,006 Anyway, nowadays, everybody's got a credit card. 311 00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:49,409 I understand that, but you? 312 00:16:51,078 --> 00:16:53,846 Well, maybe I'm turning a new page in my life. 313 00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:56,683 I hope it turns out better than the rest of the book. 314 00:16:57,984 --> 00:16:58,985 Come on! 315 00:16:59,052 --> 00:17:00,487 Go home, get changed. 316 00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:02,122 Tonight we celebrate. 317 00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:05,392 CARL: He gets one credit card, 318 00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:07,694 and all of a sudden to Frank, it's Christmas. 319 00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:11,198 Trouble was, it was September. 320 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,167 Frank, you're nuts. 321 00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:15,735 You're charging way too much. 322 00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:18,004 Credit card companies are not Santa Claus. 323 00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:20,473 - At some point, you have to pay. - I'm gonna pay. 324 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:23,610 When the W.W.W.H.L. hits it big, and it will, 325 00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:25,812 I will pay it all back with interest. 326 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,414 Yeah, a lot of interest. 327 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:30,450 Mere pennies, my friend. Can you take the tree? 328 00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:33,086 LEONA: Frank, you here? 329 00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:36,123 We're in the living room, Leona! 330 00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:37,857 Whose car is that out there? 331 00:17:40,327 --> 00:17:41,894 What the hell's going on here? 332 00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:43,096 It's not Christmas. 333 00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:45,698 Merry Extra Christmas. 334 00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:47,400 And these presents under the tree? 335 00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:50,069 They're for you... and for you. 336 00:17:52,139 --> 00:17:53,673 Nick, buddy! Left one out. 337 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,808 This one's got your name on it. 338 00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:57,310 Check it out. 339 00:17:57,377 --> 00:17:59,446 This big package here is a new video game. 340 00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:01,648 You'll love it! You can kill millions of people. 341 00:18:01,714 --> 00:18:02,915 Well, Frank... 342 00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:04,684 NICK: Wow, just what I wanted! 343 00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:07,654 You wanna tell me what's going on? 344 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:10,890 Nothing. I just wanna show my appreciation for helping me out 345 00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:13,059 and putting me up these last few years. 346 00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:15,328 You're welcome. 347 00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:17,029 So, what happened? Super Lotto? 348 00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:20,300 Knock off a Brink's truck? What? 349 00:18:20,367 --> 00:18:21,568 I can assume it isn't a job. 350 00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:23,703 Want some more champagne? 351 00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:30,410 Carl, you want some champagne? 352 00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:32,312 CARL: Absolutely. 353 00:18:32,379 --> 00:18:34,181 It's an enterprise. 354 00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:36,082 I have an important meeting tomorrow 355 00:18:36,149 --> 00:18:37,617 with some big investors. 356 00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:39,819 They wanna get in on the ground floor. 357 00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:41,921 An enterprise? 358 00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:44,491 An enterprise that actually earns you money? 359 00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:46,593 Yeah...you know, in the future. 360 00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:49,095 Make us even more than it's making us now. 361 00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:52,332 An enterprise that earns you enough money to rent a new car 362 00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:54,167 and buy all these sorts of gifts? 363 00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:58,004 Is this enterprise legal? 364 00:18:58,070 --> 00:19:00,207 Leona, I'm hurt you'd even ask me that. 365 00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:03,376 I'm not gonna bail you out this time. 366 00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:06,078 You're not gonna have to bail me out of anything. 367 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,580 Merry Christmas. 368 00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:15,054 FRANK: Ladies and gentlemen, potential investors... 369 00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:17,790 welcome to the opportunity of a lifetime. 370 00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:20,927 Now, I believe that the project I'm about to propose 371 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,396 can and will turn a profit in less than 16 months. 372 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,599 It is a virtual goldmine on ice. 373 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:31,638 I like to call it the Three-W.H.L. 374 00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:36,008 The World Wide Women's Hockey League. 375 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,146 MAN: Women's Hockey? 376 00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:44,817 That's the worst idea I've ever heard in my life. 377 00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:48,054 This is worse than the guy that tried to sell us mall wrestling. 378 00:20:56,323 --> 00:20:57,690 CARL: So, what did they invest? 379 00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,292 First we gotta start small. 380 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:03,029 Just two teams, beautiful women that can really play hockey. 381 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,631 Next year, we build a fan base. 382 00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:08,134 We start selling franchises, merchandising, television... 383 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,269 Television, that's the big money. 384 00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:15,975 Here it is, partner-- the new home of the W.W.W.H.L. 385 00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:19,612 It's a shit hole. 386 00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:21,581 I got some buddies comin' in tomorrow 387 00:21:21,648 --> 00:21:23,049 to help clean the place up. 388 00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:25,652 Once the ice is in, this place'll be shining. 389 00:21:25,718 --> 00:21:27,554 God, it's a shit hole! 390 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:28,921 Okay, so it needs some work. 391 00:21:28,988 --> 00:21:30,990 We've never been afraid of hard work before, 392 00:21:31,057 --> 00:21:33,560 and this time we got financial backing. 393 00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:36,629 Keep it down over there. I'm trying to get some sleep. 394 00:21:36,696 --> 00:21:37,997 Who the hell is that? 395 00:21:38,064 --> 00:21:39,766 That's Elvis. 396 00:21:39,832 --> 00:21:41,368 He's sleeping in the net! 397 00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:42,735 Yeah, he lives here. 398 00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:45,271 I gotta run to Leona's. I got a couple errands. 399 00:21:45,338 --> 00:21:47,674 Can you pick up that hockey gear? 400 00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:50,577 I'll meet you back here. Thanks, brother. 401 00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:55,615 What are you looking at? 402 00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:07,427 Hey! Hey, wait up! 403 00:22:07,494 --> 00:22:09,629 Jess, wait up! 404 00:22:12,298 --> 00:22:13,299 Hi. 405 00:22:13,366 --> 00:22:14,934 You here to see Leona? 406 00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:17,470 I just thought I'd take a spin around her driveway. 407 00:22:18,505 --> 00:22:19,739 Nice wheels. 408 00:22:21,140 --> 00:22:23,410 - Yeah. 409 00:22:23,476 --> 00:22:26,212 Things are going great. I got a new line of work. 410 00:22:26,278 --> 00:22:27,880 I'm in sports promotion. 411 00:22:27,947 --> 00:22:30,016 Really? What are you promoting? 412 00:22:30,082 --> 00:22:32,318 Midget wrestling? 413 00:22:32,385 --> 00:22:34,721 It's the World Wide Women's Hockey League. 414 00:22:34,787 --> 00:22:37,123 You should come check it out sometime. 415 00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:38,591 I don't think so. 416 00:22:38,658 --> 00:22:40,627 You could bring the boyfriend. 417 00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:42,429 We broke up. 418 00:22:42,495 --> 00:22:44,697 Really? 419 00:22:44,764 --> 00:22:47,066 Then you should definitely come by and check it out. 420 00:22:47,133 --> 00:22:48,935 We'll see. 421 00:22:56,409 --> 00:22:57,644 Hey, Elvis. Here you go. 422 00:23:00,346 --> 00:23:01,914 What is this? 423 00:23:01,981 --> 00:23:03,450 Turkey sandwich. 424 00:23:03,516 --> 00:23:06,453 Oh, I can't eat this shit, man. I'm a vegan. 425 00:23:06,519 --> 00:23:08,455 How about a veggie burger? 426 00:23:13,092 --> 00:23:14,093 FRANK: Hey. 427 00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:15,294 Hey. 428 00:23:15,361 --> 00:23:16,629 I got you a turkey sandwich. 429 00:23:16,696 --> 00:23:17,797 Thanks, man. 430 00:23:17,864 --> 00:23:19,632 Phone's been ringin' off the hook. 431 00:23:19,699 --> 00:23:21,634 People put in bids for food service. 432 00:23:21,701 --> 00:23:23,836 A publicist and the uniforms guy called. 433 00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:26,539 - Wants to set up a meeting. 434 00:23:26,606 --> 00:23:29,909 - Ads in the local papers and the Internet. 435 00:23:29,976 --> 00:23:31,277 The work crew showed up. 436 00:23:31,343 --> 00:23:32,945 We had to pile up all that crap. 437 00:23:33,012 --> 00:23:34,547 Let me show you what we did. 438 00:23:34,614 --> 00:23:37,650 You're my partner, man, and I got something better. 439 00:23:37,717 --> 00:23:39,952 - We got the Coliseum opening night. 440 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:42,789 Col 441 00:23:45,191 --> 00:23:47,159 Holy shit! How'd you swing that? 442 00:23:48,495 --> 00:23:49,662 They take credit cards. 443 00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:53,933 - Credit Card Central. - Credit Card Central. 444 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,301 Hold on just another moment... 445 00:23:55,367 --> 00:23:56,569 One moment, please. 446 00:23:56,636 --> 00:23:59,438 - Credit Card Central. - Credit Card Central. 447 00:23:59,506 --> 00:24:01,741 How many 448 00:24:01,808 --> 00:24:04,210 Oh, yeah. I'll get right on it. Yes! 449 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,683 I know you're out there. I know you're out there. 450 00:24:12,184 --> 00:24:14,453 You can run, but you can't hide. 451 00:24:16,989 --> 00:24:20,560 Mr. Hopper, I'm gonna keep an eye on you. 452 00:24:22,595 --> 00:24:24,396 Oh, this is great. 453 00:24:26,499 --> 00:24:27,934 Lookin' good, man! 454 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,570 Too many people in here. It's a zoo. 455 00:24:31,838 --> 00:24:33,139 Nice turnout, huh? 456 00:24:33,205 --> 00:24:34,607 Certainly is! 457 00:24:39,411 --> 00:24:42,214 - Never gonna sleep in this-- - Elvis, blow the horn. 458 00:24:45,051 --> 00:24:46,452 A little louder. 459 00:24:50,923 --> 00:24:53,960 WOMAN: All right, that's it! Good job! Yeah! 460 00:24:55,127 --> 00:24:56,228 Good morning! 461 00:24:56,295 --> 00:24:57,463 WOMEN: Good morning. 462 00:24:57,530 --> 00:24:59,766 Welcome, and thank you all for coming. 463 00:24:59,832 --> 00:25:02,602 As you know, these tryouts are for the first two teams 464 00:25:02,669 --> 00:25:05,304 of the World Wide Women's Hockey League. 465 00:25:05,371 --> 00:25:09,141 Now, the coaches, my associate, and I will be watching you very carefully. 466 00:25:10,076 --> 00:25:12,111 This is the start of something big. 467 00:25:12,178 --> 00:25:15,114 You could be a part of something very special. 468 00:25:15,181 --> 00:25:17,316 Number 17! Number 7! 469 00:25:19,018 --> 00:25:21,087 32! 470 00:25:21,153 --> 00:25:22,822 Number 11! 471 00:25:23,890 --> 00:25:25,457 Number 13! 472 00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:27,259 Wow. 473 00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:30,763 CARL: All right. 474 00:25:33,332 --> 00:25:34,466 Number 21! 475 00:25:35,334 --> 00:25:36,703 31! 476 00:25:37,670 --> 00:25:39,572 18! 477 00:25:39,639 --> 00:25:41,473 Number 38! 478 00:25:45,812 --> 00:25:47,279 MAN: Okay, take a shot. 479 00:25:49,181 --> 00:25:50,817 MAN: Get in close. 480 00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:54,721 MAN: Here we go. 481 00:25:57,189 --> 00:25:58,691 MAN: Good shot. 482 00:25:59,325 --> 00:26:02,428 And...number 8! 483 00:26:05,331 --> 00:26:08,000 Hello? I said number 8, front and center! 484 00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:10,436 Hello?! I said number 8! 485 00:26:12,639 --> 00:26:14,607 You ready to make history? 486 00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:24,216 Are you ready to make history? 487 00:26:37,764 --> 00:26:39,498 Okay, number 36! 488 00:26:40,967 --> 00:26:43,135 Hey, Tiny. 489 00:26:43,202 --> 00:26:45,705 Why aren't you doing Ice Capades or something? 490 00:26:45,772 --> 00:26:48,540 I done that. No fun. 491 00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:51,110 I'm dying to knock the shit out of somebody. 492 00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:57,616 How come your girlfriend's here? 493 00:26:57,684 --> 00:27:00,119 Tiny's a skater. She's a good skater. 494 00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:02,488 Number 26! 495 00:27:02,554 --> 00:27:04,256 But she's a figure skater. 496 00:27:04,323 --> 00:27:06,425 This can get pretty rough, you know. 497 00:27:06,492 --> 00:27:08,494 Trust me. She can get pretty rough, too. 498 00:27:12,932 --> 00:27:15,802 Well, that was fantastic. That about wraps things up. 499 00:27:15,868 --> 00:27:17,870 The names of those chosen will be posted 500 00:27:17,937 --> 00:27:19,471 on the locker room wall, 501 00:27:19,538 --> 00:27:23,743 and our first full practice in pads will be Monday. 502 00:27:23,810 --> 00:27:27,546 - We're in business, Coach. - GRUFF VOICE: Wait! Please wait! 503 00:27:27,613 --> 00:27:29,215 Can I help you, pal? 504 00:27:29,281 --> 00:27:31,751 I--I already tried that one, brother. 505 00:27:31,818 --> 00:27:33,720 Hey, this guy said I can't try out! 506 00:27:34,721 --> 00:27:36,288 This tryout's for women only. 507 00:27:37,289 --> 00:27:38,725 I am a woman! 508 00:27:38,791 --> 00:27:40,693 Wendy Delvecchio from Steubenville. 509 00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:42,294 I'm sorry I'm late. 510 00:27:42,361 --> 00:27:45,397 Just give her a chance. I'm blacking out here, man. 511 00:28:06,185 --> 00:28:08,020 What we have here is a hockey player. 512 00:28:09,621 --> 00:28:12,925 Man, we gotta have a face-off. 513 00:28:12,992 --> 00:28:15,327 Anybody wanna take a face-off against Wendy? 514 00:28:15,394 --> 00:28:18,664 Excuse me, but does anybody wanna get hit by a truck? 515 00:28:18,731 --> 00:28:20,733 No. I'll pass until we get pads. 516 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:22,802 Yeah, uh, I think I'll just watch. 517 00:28:23,803 --> 00:28:24,871 I'll do it. 518 00:28:26,538 --> 00:28:28,307 So, what do you think? 519 00:28:28,374 --> 00:28:30,142 - Do your thing. - All right. 520 00:28:30,209 --> 00:28:32,378 Um, h-honey... 521 00:28:32,444 --> 00:28:34,446 You sure, Tiny? She's pretty big. 522 00:28:34,513 --> 00:28:36,282 Hey, it's hockey, and I'm a skater. 523 00:28:37,283 --> 00:28:39,018 And I'm tough, okay? 524 00:28:40,419 --> 00:28:42,321 I mean, what could happen? 525 00:28:44,556 --> 00:28:46,759 So, uh, a couple of months then, huh? 526 00:28:46,826 --> 00:28:48,694 Honey, it looks like a concussion, 527 00:28:48,761 --> 00:28:50,997 a broken arm, and three fractured ribs. 528 00:28:51,063 --> 00:28:53,165 You'll be okay in a couple of months. 529 00:28:53,232 --> 00:28:55,434 I'll bring some lunch to the hospital! 530 00:29:04,243 --> 00:29:07,746 It's "lavatories," you know, with a "V," not a "B." 531 00:29:07,814 --> 00:29:09,481 Lavatory. 532 00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:12,018 Oh...yeah. 533 00:29:13,452 --> 00:29:15,721 Sorry, man. 534 00:29:15,788 --> 00:29:17,689 Had my mind on something else. 535 00:29:19,992 --> 00:29:21,260 Tiny left me. 536 00:29:23,162 --> 00:29:26,732 She moved in with the paramedic. 537 00:29:26,799 --> 00:29:29,802 I'm sorry to hear that. That's pretty funny. 538 00:29:33,072 --> 00:29:35,707 It's okay. I'm kinda lonely, though. 539 00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:37,910 We ate lunch together a lot, you know? 540 00:29:37,977 --> 00:29:40,813 - I'll buy you lunch. Don't worry about it. 541 00:29:41,948 --> 00:29:43,782 - Thanks. 542 00:29:43,850 --> 00:29:46,986 Yeah. I'll call you back. 543 00:29:47,053 --> 00:29:49,655 Hey! My two favorite lawyers! 544 00:29:50,990 --> 00:29:53,259 - Hi. - Hey. 545 00:29:53,325 --> 00:29:55,594 I'm gonna go take another look at the rink. 546 00:29:58,730 --> 00:30:00,566 So, this is the practice arena. Wow. 547 00:30:03,169 --> 00:30:05,371 How 'bout if I show you around? 548 00:30:06,038 --> 00:30:07,974 Yeah. 549 00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:10,276 And this is the Almighty Swans' locker room. 550 00:30:11,343 --> 00:30:12,711 Foxes have one just like it. 551 00:30:13,545 --> 00:30:14,813 Wow. 552 00:30:14,881 --> 00:30:17,149 Got something else I wanna show you. 553 00:30:17,216 --> 00:30:18,817 Wanna see the hot tub? 554 00:30:19,685 --> 00:30:21,687 Yeah. 555 00:30:21,753 --> 00:30:23,155 Remember the hot tub? 556 00:30:23,222 --> 00:30:24,623 Yeah. 557 00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:29,996 Ohh! 558 00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:33,265 Can I get you anything? 559 00:30:33,332 --> 00:30:36,002 The cot you gave me is murder on my back. 560 00:30:36,068 --> 00:30:37,937 See what I have to put up with? 561 00:30:38,004 --> 00:30:39,838 I could really use a massage. 562 00:30:39,906 --> 00:30:42,674 Jess, we had a pretty good thing going for a while. 563 00:30:42,741 --> 00:30:44,510 You can't say it wasn't a lot of fun. 564 00:30:45,344 --> 00:30:46,979 You changed, Frank. 565 00:30:48,447 --> 00:30:51,183 You live in a dream world, and you never finish anything. 566 00:30:53,819 --> 00:30:55,454 You used to be a damn good lawyer. 567 00:30:57,389 --> 00:30:58,958 Then, I don't know what happened. 568 00:30:59,025 --> 00:31:00,159 You became... 569 00:31:01,793 --> 00:31:03,829 you became this. 570 00:31:03,896 --> 00:31:05,764 I know, but it's different now. 571 00:31:05,831 --> 00:31:07,666 This isn't a dream. This is real. 572 00:31:07,733 --> 00:31:09,068 And I've changed. 573 00:31:09,135 --> 00:31:11,370 I'm on to something, and it could be a winner. 574 00:31:12,438 --> 00:31:13,672 I'm gonna be dependable, 575 00:31:14,907 --> 00:31:16,909 and I'm gonna take this all the way. 576 00:31:18,444 --> 00:31:20,746 I hope so... 577 00:31:20,812 --> 00:31:22,714 Mr. Dependable. 578 00:31:24,583 --> 00:31:26,585 Elvis, what the hell are you doing? 579 00:31:27,853 --> 00:31:29,121 My laundry. 580 00:31:34,460 --> 00:31:36,028 So, what do you say? 581 00:31:36,095 --> 00:31:38,364 What do I say to what? 582 00:31:38,430 --> 00:31:39,831 Dinner tonight. 583 00:31:42,101 --> 00:31:44,203 Okay, I'll have dinner with you. 584 00:31:44,270 --> 00:31:45,771 But just dinner, Frank. 585 00:31:45,837 --> 00:31:47,639 Just dinner, no funny stuff. 586 00:31:48,474 --> 00:31:50,042 Absolutely. 587 00:31:52,444 --> 00:31:53,946 No funny stuff. 588 00:31:54,013 --> 00:31:55,714 MAN: * How come you won't go away? * 589 00:32:00,319 --> 00:32:01,387 JESSICA: Oh! Ha ha ha! 590 00:32:03,822 --> 00:32:05,457 - JESSICA: Oh! 591 00:32:06,525 --> 00:32:07,859 FRANK: Come back here. 592 00:32:12,999 --> 00:32:14,166 That was great. 593 00:32:15,701 --> 00:32:18,004 Frank, we were always good at that part. 594 00:32:18,070 --> 00:32:20,039 It's the other stuff we mess up. 595 00:32:20,106 --> 00:32:21,573 Let's just stay in bed. 596 00:32:23,042 --> 00:32:24,810 We're not starting all over again. 597 00:32:26,312 --> 00:32:29,081 This was just something that happened. 598 00:32:29,148 --> 00:32:32,751 We'll take it nice and slow and see. 599 00:32:33,952 --> 00:32:35,321 No funny stuff? 600 00:32:36,922 --> 00:32:38,190 Well. 601 00:32:38,257 --> 00:32:40,392 Maybe a little funny stuff. 602 00:32:43,762 --> 00:32:45,697 You look pretty. Do you have a date? 603 00:32:45,764 --> 00:32:49,135 Skip's picking me up at 9:30, so I got about 10 minutes. 604 00:32:49,201 --> 00:32:51,503 His van's parked outside. I just saw him. 605 00:32:51,570 --> 00:32:53,439 Oh, wow. - Yeah, he's there. 606 00:32:53,505 --> 00:32:55,774 See you later. 607 00:32:55,841 --> 00:32:57,609 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR STEREO] 608 00:33:11,857 --> 00:33:13,959 MAN: Oh, yeah, who's your daddy? 609 00:33:14,026 --> 00:33:16,562 Hey, you'd better be talking to your kid in there! 610 00:33:18,297 --> 00:33:19,498 Skip! 611 00:33:19,565 --> 00:33:22,334 Skip, open the goddamn door! 612 00:33:22,401 --> 00:33:24,370 Skip, I'm gonna break this door off! 613 00:33:24,436 --> 00:33:25,837 WOMAN: They're always at it. 614 00:33:28,274 --> 00:33:29,475 WOMAN: Oh, my God! 615 00:33:30,742 --> 00:33:32,544 Hey, babe. I was just coming in. 616 00:33:32,611 --> 00:33:34,146 Yeah, I noticed. Who's she? 617 00:33:34,213 --> 00:33:36,382 Just a chick that I met who needed a lift. 618 00:33:36,448 --> 00:33:38,484 You were giving her more than a lift. 619 00:33:38,550 --> 00:33:40,919 - You were fucking her! 620 00:33:40,986 --> 00:33:42,221 I saw it with my own eyes. 621 00:33:42,288 --> 00:33:43,289 You having trouble with your eyes? 622 00:33:43,355 --> 00:33:44,390 My eyes are perfect! 623 00:33:44,456 --> 00:33:45,624 I guess they're not. 624 00:33:45,691 --> 00:33:48,127 - Come on, let's go. - Fuck you. 625 00:33:48,194 --> 00:33:49,361 I said let's go! 626 00:33:49,428 --> 00:33:51,797 And I said fuck you! 627 00:33:53,299 --> 00:33:54,466 Son of a bitch! 628 00:33:56,135 --> 00:33:57,903 Oh, man. 629 00:34:05,111 --> 00:34:06,745 Morning, Elvis. 630 00:34:06,812 --> 00:34:09,748 Could we get a subscription to the New York Times? 631 00:34:09,815 --> 00:34:12,418 This crossword puzzle's a real turd. 632 00:34:12,484 --> 00:34:14,386 Little chilly in here last night. 633 00:34:14,453 --> 00:34:16,155 I was shivering in my sleep. 634 00:34:16,222 --> 00:34:17,856 It's an ice rink. 635 00:34:17,923 --> 00:34:20,326 This place was better without the ice. 636 00:34:20,392 --> 00:34:21,993 I'll get you an ass warmer. 637 00:34:22,060 --> 00:34:25,931 Ass warmer? Great invention. Everything was coming together. 638 00:34:25,997 --> 00:34:28,934 The girls were kicking butt in practice, and they looked awesome. 639 00:34:30,669 --> 00:34:33,004 Damn. 640 00:34:33,071 --> 00:34:35,541 That locker room must have been smokin'. 641 00:34:54,426 --> 00:34:56,728 No, I mean, I wouldn't know. 642 00:34:57,763 --> 00:35:00,632 Anyway, I had other things on my mind. 643 00:35:00,699 --> 00:35:03,402 I found out about the "investors." 644 00:35:04,203 --> 00:35:05,504 Morning. 645 00:35:09,208 --> 00:35:10,742 What's up? 646 00:35:10,809 --> 00:35:14,546 Well, that's what I'd like to know. 647 00:35:14,613 --> 00:35:17,916 So, I finally met some of your phantom investors. 648 00:35:17,983 --> 00:35:21,119 Yeah, I found these in the back of the closet. 649 00:35:23,088 --> 00:35:25,224 Are you gonna tell me what's going on here? 650 00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:28,394 They keep sending me cards, Carl. 651 00:35:28,460 --> 00:35:30,462 I got the first one. I was pre-approved. 652 00:35:30,529 --> 00:35:32,631 I start using it, they send me six more. 653 00:35:32,698 --> 00:35:34,633 I made the minimum payments on those, 654 00:35:34,700 --> 00:35:37,102 and other banks start sending me two dozen more-- 655 00:35:37,169 --> 00:35:38,237 You're pyramiding! 656 00:35:38,304 --> 00:35:39,805 I don't see it that way. 657 00:35:39,871 --> 00:35:42,808 I consider it extending my credit parameters. 658 00:35:42,874 --> 00:35:44,910 They charge, like, 20% interest. 659 00:35:44,976 --> 00:35:46,578 That's worse than pyramiding. 660 00:35:47,145 --> 00:35:48,847 This is bad, man. 661 00:35:48,914 --> 00:35:51,283 This is very, very bad. 662 00:35:51,350 --> 00:35:53,051 This is not how banks loan you money 663 00:35:53,118 --> 00:35:55,053 to start a new business. 664 00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:57,589 Would a bank loan me money to start a business the usual way? 665 00:35:57,656 --> 00:35:59,057 Of course not. 666 00:35:59,124 --> 00:36:00,526 I rest my case. 667 00:36:00,592 --> 00:36:03,061 I mean, look at this! 668 00:36:03,128 --> 00:36:07,666 Uniforms and equipment, $21,000! 669 00:36:07,733 --> 00:36:10,569 How come you bought 144 sports bras? 670 00:36:12,003 --> 00:36:13,872 We have 32 players. 671 00:36:13,939 --> 00:36:16,007 That's 64 tits. 672 00:36:16,074 --> 00:36:18,944 They gave me half off if I bought 'em by the gross. 673 00:36:19,010 --> 00:36:20,346 Lighten up! 674 00:36:22,581 --> 00:36:23,949 Rental on the arena 675 00:36:24,015 --> 00:36:26,552 and ice-making facilities for 6 months, $18,000! 676 00:36:27,919 --> 00:36:29,788 Estimated weekly advertising budget 677 00:36:29,855 --> 00:36:33,459 and public relations, $16,000. 678 00:36:33,525 --> 00:36:37,128 And an evening with the world's greatest female hockey players... 679 00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:38,897 priceless. 680 00:36:38,964 --> 00:36:41,267 Priceless. 681 00:36:42,801 --> 00:36:45,871 There never were any investors, were there, Frank? 682 00:36:45,937 --> 00:36:47,839 I couldn't get 'em to share my vision. 683 00:36:52,143 --> 00:36:54,546 We are so screwed. 684 00:36:54,613 --> 00:36:56,848 Carl, listen to me. 685 00:36:56,915 --> 00:36:58,884 The way I see this, 686 00:36:58,950 --> 00:37:02,220 the credit card companies are the investors, all right? 687 00:37:02,288 --> 00:37:03,922 This is so easy. 688 00:37:03,989 --> 00:37:07,593 All we have to do is keep making the minimum payments. 689 00:37:07,659 --> 00:37:09,361 Keeps them off our back. 690 00:37:09,428 --> 00:37:12,197 As soon as the league is a success, I pay everything off. 691 00:37:12,264 --> 00:37:15,233 But Frank, we haven't even played our first game yet. 692 00:37:15,301 --> 00:37:17,035 What if the league's not a success? 693 00:37:17,102 --> 00:37:20,038 I refuse to even let that thought enter my mind. 694 00:37:20,105 --> 00:37:22,107 Hey, did you know that China's 695 00:37:22,173 --> 00:37:25,210 the second-largest credit card nation in the world? 696 00:37:25,277 --> 00:37:27,513 I assume you're the first. 697 00:37:29,815 --> 00:37:31,883 Holy shit. What a mess. 698 00:37:31,950 --> 00:37:33,452 DANIELLE: Carl. 699 00:37:37,989 --> 00:37:39,491 What? 700 00:37:44,530 --> 00:37:46,031 ...masturbate! 701 00:37:47,699 --> 00:37:52,804 She wants to know how long the jury's gonna be masturbating. 702 00:37:53,639 --> 00:37:56,475 Oh, deliberate. 703 00:37:56,542 --> 00:37:58,810 Juries deliberate. 704 00:37:58,877 --> 00:38:00,579 I have no idea. 705 00:38:00,646 --> 00:38:02,581 We just have to relax. 706 00:38:03,415 --> 00:38:04,750 Relax? 707 00:38:04,816 --> 00:38:06,352 Yeah. 708 00:38:06,418 --> 00:38:08,286 DANIELLE: Relax. 709 00:38:08,354 --> 00:38:09,488 Relax. 710 00:38:17,563 --> 00:38:19,164 Uh-oh. 711 00:38:19,230 --> 00:38:20,932 Broken! 712 00:38:23,134 --> 00:38:24,936 I love the French. 713 00:38:25,003 --> 00:38:26,538 Oui, oui. 714 00:38:29,007 --> 00:38:32,243 Wait a minute. You've gone too far, Mr. Hopper. 715 00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:33,879 You have crossed the line. 716 00:38:33,945 --> 00:38:37,583 You're finished, done, history. 717 00:38:37,649 --> 00:38:39,651 I'm going right to the top with this one. 718 00:38:40,786 --> 00:38:41,887 Got you. 719 00:38:47,659 --> 00:38:50,596 What do you think, Chief? 720 00:39:01,139 --> 00:39:04,142 This has become a personal matter, gentlemen. 721 00:39:05,143 --> 00:39:06,445 String him up by the balls. 722 00:39:08,914 --> 00:39:10,949 MAN: Okay, ladies. 723 00:39:13,251 --> 00:39:14,853 Great job. That's it for today. 724 00:39:15,587 --> 00:39:17,689 Let's hit the showers. 725 00:39:19,525 --> 00:39:21,159 Gotta hit 'em harder, Salina. 726 00:39:21,226 --> 00:39:23,795 Gotta move faster and use that stick more, Danielle. 727 00:39:27,365 --> 00:39:28,366 Right. 728 00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:37,142 You look sharp out there, Wendy. Everything okay? 729 00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:38,844 I think I gotta quit, Frank. 730 00:39:38,910 --> 00:39:42,280 Quit? You can't quit. Tomorrow night's the first game. 731 00:39:42,347 --> 00:39:44,149 My boyfriend cheated on me. 732 00:39:44,215 --> 00:39:46,452 I'm going through a very emotional time. 733 00:39:46,518 --> 00:39:48,420 I'm fucking devastated. 734 00:39:48,487 --> 00:39:49,755 Seemed like an all right guy. 735 00:39:49,821 --> 00:39:51,823 I mean, you got a good thing going? 736 00:39:51,890 --> 00:39:53,358 No, he had no class. 737 00:39:53,425 --> 00:39:56,662 We beat the hell out of each other, but... 738 00:39:56,728 --> 00:39:59,431 underneath all this muscle I'm very feminine, Frank. 739 00:39:59,498 --> 00:40:00,932 I need a man. 740 00:40:00,999 --> 00:40:02,934 You'll find someone, Wendy. 741 00:40:03,001 --> 00:40:05,971 A woman of your imposing stature, you'll find someone. 742 00:40:06,037 --> 00:40:09,074 I don't know. Men seem to be afraid of me. 743 00:40:09,140 --> 00:40:11,843 Baby, you're just going through a tough time right now. 744 00:40:11,910 --> 00:40:14,713 These things always got a way of working themselves out. 745 00:40:14,780 --> 00:40:16,982 Take it from me. Look, I know. 746 00:40:17,048 --> 00:40:20,051 I must have broke up with my girl 20, 30 times, 747 00:40:20,118 --> 00:40:22,488 and we're back together again. 748 00:40:22,554 --> 00:40:23,922 Yeah. 749 00:40:23,989 --> 00:40:25,591 Thatta girl. 750 00:40:25,657 --> 00:40:28,894 I know a great guy who'd love to take you out to dinner, 751 00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:30,896 help you forget about your problems. 752 00:40:30,962 --> 00:40:33,064 I'll call him. - Okay. 753 00:40:33,131 --> 00:40:34,766 - Yeah. 754 00:40:34,833 --> 00:40:37,035 No way. 755 00:40:37,102 --> 00:40:40,005 Come on, she's a very nice girl, and you're lonely. 756 00:40:40,071 --> 00:40:41,339 No. 757 00:40:41,406 --> 00:40:42,708 She's very sensitive. 758 00:40:42,774 --> 00:40:44,610 No. 759 00:40:44,676 --> 00:40:46,945 Her boyfriend was cheating on her. 760 00:40:47,012 --> 00:40:49,347 She just lost her boyfriend. You just lost a girlfriend. 761 00:40:49,414 --> 00:40:51,116 And she's lonely. 762 00:40:51,182 --> 00:40:53,485 Well, rent her a gorilla. 763 00:40:53,552 --> 00:40:55,721 I mean, what am I, a goddamn escort service 764 00:40:55,787 --> 00:40:57,122 for women who are bigger, 765 00:40:57,188 --> 00:40:58,924 stronger, and tougher than I am, 766 00:40:58,990 --> 00:41:00,425 but not as attractive? 767 00:41:00,492 --> 00:41:02,794 At least I didn't fracture my girlfriend's jaw. 768 00:41:02,861 --> 00:41:05,196 Carl, she's the best player we got. 769 00:41:05,263 --> 00:41:07,633 Don't you think it makes sense to make her happy? 770 00:41:07,699 --> 00:41:09,601 Fine, but why me? 771 00:41:15,406 --> 00:41:19,277 There's some people around here starting to wonder about your... 772 00:41:19,344 --> 00:41:20,411 sexual orientation. 773 00:41:23,081 --> 00:41:24,415 Come on, you rent a limo, 774 00:41:24,482 --> 00:41:27,085 get her some flowers or something. 775 00:41:27,152 --> 00:41:29,988 Here's the cards. Get yourself some cash. 776 00:41:30,055 --> 00:41:31,557 Codes are right in the bag. 777 00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:35,627 Attaboy. You take one for the team. 778 00:41:35,694 --> 00:41:37,796 And you say some nice things to her. 779 00:41:37,863 --> 00:41:39,330 She's a very fragile flower. 780 00:41:39,831 --> 00:41:40,966 Yeah. 781 00:42:30,882 --> 00:42:33,251 I want all the credit cards, all the code numbers, 782 00:42:33,318 --> 00:42:34,319 or you're a dead man. 783 00:42:35,186 --> 00:42:36,254 Dead. 784 00:42:38,423 --> 00:42:40,158 Be my guest. 785 00:42:49,668 --> 00:42:51,236 What happened to you? 786 00:42:51,302 --> 00:42:54,239 I got mugged. 787 00:42:58,109 --> 00:42:59,444 Ooh. 788 00:42:59,510 --> 00:43:00,712 They get the money? 789 00:43:00,779 --> 00:43:02,280 Not a cent. 790 00:43:02,347 --> 00:43:03,849 They get the credit cards? 791 00:43:03,915 --> 00:43:06,618 I gave him the cards, but then he gave them back. 792 00:43:06,685 --> 00:43:08,019 That's when he decked me. 793 00:43:08,086 --> 00:43:09,721 'Cause you wouldn't give him the codes? 794 00:43:09,788 --> 00:43:11,189 I gave him the codes. 795 00:43:11,256 --> 00:43:13,358 He hit me because he couldn't get any money. 796 00:43:13,424 --> 00:43:14,492 You're all maxed out. 797 00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:16,862 This guy who held me up, 798 00:43:16,928 --> 00:43:19,130 he said even his credit cards were good. 799 00:43:20,265 --> 00:43:22,533 Maxed out, huh? 800 00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:24,770 Banks--never there when you need 'em. 801 00:43:26,071 --> 00:43:27,505 Don't worry, I got more. 802 00:43:27,572 --> 00:43:29,407 All right, listen to me. 803 00:43:29,474 --> 00:43:31,409 You take my car to get Wendy, but do me a favor. 804 00:43:31,476 --> 00:43:34,780 Push the seat all the way back. She needs a lot of legroom. 805 00:43:35,814 --> 00:43:37,115 Right. 806 00:43:37,182 --> 00:43:38,283 A lot of legroom. 807 00:43:43,521 --> 00:43:46,057 MAN: * Yes, here comes your pimp daddy * 808 00:43:46,124 --> 00:43:48,526 WOMEN: * Pimp daddy 809 00:43:48,593 --> 00:43:50,862 * Yes 810 00:43:52,297 --> 00:43:53,398 * Oh, that's crazy 811 00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:54,700 * Pimp daddy 812 00:44:06,044 --> 00:44:07,746 Hi, Carl. 813 00:44:07,813 --> 00:44:09,380 Hi. 814 00:44:09,447 --> 00:44:11,116 You look nice. 815 00:44:11,182 --> 00:44:12,684 Thanks. 816 00:44:12,751 --> 00:44:14,352 I put my tooth in. 817 00:44:14,820 --> 00:44:16,154 Wow. 818 00:44:16,221 --> 00:44:17,889 It looks so real. 819 00:44:17,956 --> 00:44:20,926 It is real, I just don't know if it's mine or not. 820 00:44:20,992 --> 00:44:23,394 You know, after a fight, you don't know 821 00:44:23,461 --> 00:44:25,897 whose teeth are whose, so you just pick one up. 822 00:44:25,964 --> 00:44:27,933 Sure, sure. 823 00:44:27,999 --> 00:44:29,701 And a little Krazy Glue... 824 00:44:30,802 --> 00:44:32,170 Stays pretty good. 825 00:44:33,404 --> 00:44:36,341 Here, this is for you. 826 00:44:36,407 --> 00:44:38,443 The grocery store didn't have any flowers, 827 00:44:38,509 --> 00:44:40,779 so I got you a plant. 828 00:44:44,916 --> 00:44:47,819 You are the sweetest little thing. 829 00:44:49,721 --> 00:44:53,258 * Pimp daddy 830 00:45:09,507 --> 00:45:10,809 This is so good. 831 00:45:12,978 --> 00:45:16,948 Boy, when they say "all you can eat night," 832 00:45:17,015 --> 00:45:18,549 they really mean you. 833 00:45:19,818 --> 00:45:21,152 What do you mean by that? 834 00:45:22,620 --> 00:45:26,457 Because I love a woman with a healthy appetite. 835 00:45:39,137 --> 00:45:42,173 Well, here we are. 836 00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:44,009 It was a great night. 837 00:45:44,075 --> 00:45:46,344 I'm really glad you enjoyed your dinner. 838 00:45:46,411 --> 00:45:50,381 Would you like to come in for a cup of tea or something? 839 00:45:50,448 --> 00:45:51,917 I'd really love to, 840 00:45:51,983 --> 00:45:53,985 but I gotta be at the arena very early tomorrow. 841 00:45:54,052 --> 00:45:56,187 You know, it's opening night and all. 842 00:45:56,254 --> 00:45:57,923 I understand. 843 00:45:57,989 --> 00:46:02,393 Would you mind just, like, coming in for a minute, 844 00:46:02,460 --> 00:46:04,996 until I get the lights on? 845 00:46:05,063 --> 00:46:06,697 It would make me feel a lot safer. 846 00:46:07,732 --> 00:46:10,001 I'm afraid of the dark. 847 00:46:12,437 --> 00:46:13,671 Okay. 848 00:46:37,863 --> 00:46:39,797 You're not... 849 00:46:39,865 --> 00:46:41,399 going anywhere. 850 00:46:45,136 --> 00:46:46,838 I mean it. 851 00:47:15,433 --> 00:47:17,135 ["WHATEVER LOLA WANTS" PLAYING] 852 00:47:18,636 --> 00:47:21,672 WOMAN: * Whatever Lola wants 853 00:47:23,508 --> 00:47:24,910 * Lola gets 854 00:47:27,112 --> 00:47:28,846 * And, little man 855 00:47:28,914 --> 00:47:34,219 * Little Lola wants you 856 00:47:35,453 --> 00:47:37,889 * You're no exception to the rule * 857 00:47:39,324 --> 00:47:40,858 * I'm irresistible, you fool * 858 00:47:43,428 --> 00:47:45,396 * Give in... 859 00:47:45,463 --> 00:47:47,032 Fuck or fight. 860 00:47:47,098 --> 00:47:49,400 * Give in 861 00:48:03,114 --> 00:48:04,882 - Hey. - Hey, pal. 862 00:48:06,584 --> 00:48:08,453 CARL: Is that Nick and his pals out there? 863 00:48:08,519 --> 00:48:09,687 FRANK: Yeah, playtime. 864 00:48:10,421 --> 00:48:11,656 How'd it go last night? 865 00:48:13,959 --> 00:48:15,826 Well, after they took me off oxygen 866 00:48:15,893 --> 00:48:18,263 and I got out of the emergency room 867 00:48:18,329 --> 00:48:21,132 and went back to her apartment... 868 00:48:22,934 --> 00:48:24,635 You dog! 869 00:48:26,771 --> 00:48:28,739 Best goddamn night of my life! 870 00:48:31,842 --> 00:48:33,644 What's this? 871 00:48:33,711 --> 00:48:36,581 That's a friendship puck. 872 00:48:36,647 --> 00:48:38,249 Wendy gave it to me. 873 00:48:39,985 --> 00:48:43,554 Yeah, and I still carry it with me wherever I go. 874 00:48:43,621 --> 00:48:45,957 Aww. 875 00:48:47,092 --> 00:48:48,459 Don't tell me 876 00:48:48,526 --> 00:48:49,794 Yeah. 877 00:48:49,860 --> 00:48:50,861 Hi, babe. 878 00:48:50,928 --> 00:48:52,463 Hi, doll. 879 00:48:54,132 --> 00:48:55,833 I'm gonna go get us some candy. 880 00:48:55,900 --> 00:48:57,102 WOMAN: It's not working. 881 00:48:57,168 --> 00:48:58,369 WENDY: What?! 882 00:49:04,142 --> 00:49:07,645 So this was it. Opening night. Our big chance. 883 00:49:07,712 --> 00:49:11,749 Finally, one of Frank's dreams became a reality. 884 00:49:11,816 --> 00:49:14,785 MAN: Over here, I got some tickets! 885 00:49:14,852 --> 00:49:16,454 MAN: Save us a seat, will ya? 886 00:49:23,328 --> 00:49:25,696 Oh, my God, oh, my God, this is so awesome. 887 00:49:25,763 --> 00:49:28,433 Women hockey players. This is what I so wanna be. 888 00:49:28,499 --> 00:49:30,301 Penny, you don't even skate. 889 00:49:30,368 --> 00:49:32,437 Don't be such a bitch, Glenda. 890 00:49:36,041 --> 00:49:38,043 WOMAN: Hey, I'm over here behind the fat guy. 891 00:49:38,109 --> 00:49:39,177 Where's our seat? 892 00:49:39,244 --> 00:49:40,811 MAN: Right over here, Michelle. 893 00:49:40,878 --> 00:49:42,147 Great, we're in front! 894 00:49:42,213 --> 00:49:43,948 Peanuts here. 895 00:49:44,015 --> 00:49:45,883 Stale, overpriced peanuts. 896 00:49:47,352 --> 00:49:49,920 Want your stale peanuts? 897 00:49:50,855 --> 00:49:52,457 Yeah? 898 00:49:52,523 --> 00:49:55,226 Wow. All right, all right, terrific. 899 00:49:55,293 --> 00:49:57,662 We've got 2,000 seats sold already. 900 00:49:57,728 --> 00:49:59,297 It's gonna be a great opening night. 901 00:49:59,364 --> 00:50:01,432 For a new league, this is fantastic. 902 00:50:01,499 --> 00:50:03,468 I'm so excited, I'm gonna die. 903 00:50:03,534 --> 00:50:05,203 Hey, who's that guy on the ice? 904 00:50:05,270 --> 00:50:06,437 I like his suit! 905 00:50:08,005 --> 00:50:10,775 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to an historic evening, 906 00:50:12,943 --> 00:50:15,480 the debut of the World Wide Women's Hockey League, 907 00:50:18,983 --> 00:50:21,919 a night we will all long remember. 908 00:50:21,986 --> 00:50:24,922 And without any further ado, I give you the Almighty Swans! 909 00:50:32,530 --> 00:50:33,998 We love you, Swans! 910 00:50:35,166 --> 00:50:39,570 And these are your Fearsome Foxes! 911 00:50:57,422 --> 00:50:58,656 Come on! 912 00:51:02,827 --> 00:51:05,062 I'm so proud of you, Frank. 913 00:51:05,130 --> 00:51:07,565 Although I still think you were a great lawyer, 914 00:51:07,632 --> 00:51:09,934 I think you've finally found your niche. 915 00:51:51,842 --> 00:51:53,478 Whoo! 916 00:51:53,544 --> 00:51:55,346 Keep your shirt on! Come on. 917 00:51:55,413 --> 00:51:57,081 Let's get in the game. 918 00:52:18,569 --> 00:52:21,206 MAN: * You don't know if you're gonna make it through * 919 00:52:22,407 --> 00:52:23,708 * You wanna take it higher 920 00:52:26,043 --> 00:52:27,878 * You know exactly what you gotta do * 921 00:52:29,814 --> 00:52:31,216 * Don't ever lose your fire * 922 00:52:33,684 --> 00:52:35,620 * The whole world's covered in sparks * 923 00:52:37,087 --> 00:52:39,156 * Now I know you're gonna lose your heart * 924 00:52:41,426 --> 00:52:44,695 * The whole world's covered in sparks * 925 00:52:44,762 --> 00:52:46,897 * Yeah, I know you're gonna lose your heart * 926 00:52:54,872 --> 00:52:56,907 Yeah! Whoo! 927 00:53:00,711 --> 00:53:02,380 - Get it! - Get the puck! Get the puck! 928 00:53:02,447 --> 00:53:04,048 Move it! Move it! 929 00:53:04,114 --> 00:53:05,983 That's what I'm talkin' about! 930 00:53:06,050 --> 00:53:07,352 Toss it away! 931 00:53:07,418 --> 00:53:08,819 You got it! 932 00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:10,888 Let's go! 933 00:53:13,558 --> 00:53:14,925 Let's go! 934 00:53:38,182 --> 00:53:40,518 No! Wendy! 935 00:53:43,020 --> 00:53:45,656 Wendy, baby! I'm coming, baby! I'm coming! 936 00:54:14,719 --> 00:54:16,954 Oh, my God, oh, my God, this is so incredible! 937 00:54:17,822 --> 00:54:19,790 Glenda, they need me. 938 00:54:26,431 --> 00:54:28,499 * O say, can you see 939 00:54:32,269 --> 00:54:34,605 * By the dawn's early light 940 00:54:36,407 --> 00:54:37,808 * What so proudly we hailed * 941 00:54:40,611 --> 00:54:42,447 * At the twilight's last gleaming? * 942 00:54:44,982 --> 00:54:47,284 Whose broad-- 943 00:54:50,488 --> 00:54:52,657 Come on, we got a hockey game to finish here! 944 00:55:11,175 --> 00:55:14,479 MAN: Fans, remember, while you're waiting for the next period to begin, 945 00:55:14,545 --> 00:55:17,081 please visit one of our refreshment stations... 946 00:55:17,147 --> 00:55:20,150 If that's the worst thing that happens tonight, we'll be okay. 947 00:55:20,217 --> 00:55:22,219 ... all major credit cards are accepted. 948 00:55:24,889 --> 00:55:26,691 Frank Hopper? 949 00:55:26,757 --> 00:55:28,125 Yeah. 950 00:55:28,192 --> 00:55:30,961 Mr. Hopper, I'm Detective Feretti, Fraud Division. 951 00:55:31,028 --> 00:55:32,363 I have a warrant for your arrest. 952 00:55:32,430 --> 00:55:33,531 What? 953 00:55:33,598 --> 00:55:34,965 I'm his attorney. 954 00:55:35,032 --> 00:55:37,267 On what charges? He just broke that fight up. 955 00:55:37,334 --> 00:55:38,736 Nothing to do with that, Counselor. 956 00:55:38,803 --> 00:55:40,671 It's grand larceny, credit card fraud, 957 00:55:40,738 --> 00:55:43,340 seeking and gaining credit fraudulently, misuse of bank funds, 958 00:55:43,408 --> 00:55:45,943 and misrepresentation with intent to defraud. 959 00:55:46,010 --> 00:55:48,879 What? 960 00:55:48,946 --> 00:55:52,583 Congratulations, Mr. Hopper. You've won top honors this month. 961 00:55:54,218 --> 00:55:56,086 So this is how you did it. 962 00:55:56,987 --> 00:55:59,056 Mr. Dependable. 963 00:55:59,123 --> 00:56:00,858 Jessica, wait a minute. 964 00:56:08,098 --> 00:56:11,168 - Thanks for bailing me-- - Not a word, Frank, not a peep. 965 00:56:11,235 --> 00:56:13,037 Boy, you really did it this time. 966 00:56:13,103 --> 00:56:14,805 Failure wasn't good enough for you, was it? 967 00:56:14,872 --> 00:56:17,041 You had to try your hand at crime as well! 968 00:56:18,643 --> 00:56:20,811 Do you have any idea how many laws you broke? 969 00:56:20,878 --> 00:56:23,213 If you charge an exorbitant amount of money 970 00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:26,350 knowing you don't have the means of paying that back, it's fraud. 971 00:56:26,417 --> 00:56:28,619 It's a crime, or the credit card companies 972 00:56:28,686 --> 00:56:31,789 would like to prove that as a warning to entrepreneurs like you. 973 00:56:31,856 --> 00:56:34,024 And they say you falsified a credit application! 974 00:56:34,091 --> 00:56:37,962 I didn't know-- the cashier told me it was some kind of survey. 975 00:56:38,028 --> 00:56:39,597 She got two dollars and I got a pen. 976 00:56:39,664 --> 00:56:41,398 Wow! You got a pen! 977 00:56:41,466 --> 00:56:43,300 But then I got the card, 978 00:56:43,367 --> 00:56:45,736 and I had the idea for the league, but it was working! 979 00:56:47,237 --> 00:56:49,373 You're gonna need a trial lawyer now. 980 00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:51,642 I'm gonna have to think about this. 981 00:56:56,681 --> 00:56:58,883 JESSICA: No, no, no. 982 00:56:58,949 --> 00:57:00,150 No. 983 00:57:01,218 --> 00:57:03,020 Please, Jessica. 984 00:57:03,087 --> 00:57:04,388 He lied to me, 985 00:57:04,455 --> 00:57:07,191 and I fell for the whole song and dance all over again. 986 00:57:07,257 --> 00:57:09,059 I know. 987 00:57:09,126 --> 00:57:12,029 He's a conniver, an opportunist, a failure, a loser, 988 00:57:12,096 --> 00:57:13,964 a freeloader, a parasite, a bum! 989 00:57:14,031 --> 00:57:16,233 A deceitful, lying rat. 990 00:57:16,300 --> 00:57:18,836 So he's not perfect. 991 00:57:18,903 --> 00:57:21,639 He ripped off the credit card companies-- how bad can he be? 992 00:57:23,708 --> 00:57:25,643 I can't do it. 993 00:57:25,710 --> 00:57:27,945 These bastards are playing hardball. 994 00:57:28,012 --> 00:57:29,747 They're gonna make Frank the poster boy 995 00:57:29,814 --> 00:57:32,016 for 40 million credit card delinquents. 996 00:57:32,082 --> 00:57:34,752 There's no way I would ask you to do this, but... 997 00:57:34,819 --> 00:57:37,688 he's looking at doing jail time, Jess. 998 00:57:41,892 --> 00:57:43,561 Why can't you represent me? 999 00:57:43,628 --> 00:57:46,096 I draw up contracts and have drinks with people. 1000 00:57:46,163 --> 00:57:47,832 You could be going away for a long time! 1001 00:57:47,898 --> 00:57:49,600 I'll get a public defender. 1002 00:57:49,667 --> 00:57:51,335 You're playing with the big boys. 1003 00:57:51,401 --> 00:57:54,004 You need the best lawyer you can get, and Jessica is the best! 1004 00:57:54,071 --> 00:57:56,841 I just get a feeling she thinks I'm a con man and a liar. 1005 00:57:58,709 --> 00:58:00,611 And what makes you think that? 1006 00:58:02,279 --> 00:58:03,548 She told me. 1007 00:58:05,115 --> 00:58:08,085 I know you think you've totally blown it with Jessica. 1008 00:58:08,152 --> 00:58:12,022 I know you think that there's nothing you could do to make it right. 1009 00:58:12,089 --> 00:58:14,258 All that is true, but put it behind you. 1010 00:58:14,324 --> 00:58:16,193 She's doing this as a favor for me. 1011 00:58:16,260 --> 00:58:20,731 The kids put some stuff from their lunches for you to take to prison. 1012 00:58:22,366 --> 00:58:23,934 Thanks, Nicky. 1013 00:58:24,935 --> 00:58:26,336 Okay, you win. 1014 00:58:28,606 --> 00:58:31,075 JESSICA: Before we start, I wanna get one thing straight. 1015 00:58:31,141 --> 00:58:34,745 I'm the lawyer, and you're the client and nothing else. Got it? 1016 00:58:36,881 --> 00:58:38,082 Yeah, I got it. 1017 00:58:42,953 --> 00:58:45,222 He wants to call you as his only witness. 1018 00:58:45,289 --> 00:58:46,724 He. Who's he? 1019 00:58:46,791 --> 00:58:49,393 Norman Brown. He's prosecuting the case. 1020 00:58:49,459 --> 00:58:51,161 Your old boyfriend Norman Brown? 1021 00:58:52,362 --> 00:58:53,598 He'll kill us. 1022 00:58:53,664 --> 00:58:54,932 He can't make you testify, 1023 00:58:54,999 --> 00:58:56,901 and I'm not gonna let him put you on the stand. 1024 00:58:56,967 --> 00:58:58,569 What'll he do if I don't testify? 1025 00:58:58,636 --> 00:59:01,772 Probably call Leona, Carl, maybe Nick. 1026 00:59:01,839 --> 00:59:03,407 Nick's 9 years old. 1027 00:59:03,473 --> 00:59:05,943 He'll wanna prove you have no work ethic. 1028 00:59:06,010 --> 00:59:08,879 I'll testify. I could prove I have no work ethic. 1029 00:59:08,946 --> 00:59:10,447 I don't want you to testify. 1030 00:59:10,514 --> 00:59:13,017 I'm not putting him through this. 1031 00:59:13,083 --> 00:59:14,484 They wanna make an example of you. 1032 00:59:14,551 --> 00:59:16,687 They wanna put your picture in the paper 1033 00:59:16,754 --> 00:59:20,791 and prove that credit card debt is real debt, not just paper debt. 1034 00:59:21,826 --> 00:59:23,628 And then they'll settle. 1035 00:59:23,694 --> 00:59:25,963 What'll happen to the league? 1036 00:59:26,030 --> 00:59:27,698 Frank, the league is over. 1037 00:59:28,766 --> 00:59:30,067 It's kaput. 1038 00:59:31,335 --> 00:59:32,837 At least you won't do jail time. 1039 00:59:41,746 --> 00:59:42,813 WOMAN: We gotta hurry up. 1040 00:59:42,880 --> 00:59:44,048 Let's redeem the girls. 1041 00:59:45,315 --> 00:59:46,784 I'll testify! 1042 00:59:49,720 --> 00:59:52,823 Nearly all of us, at one time or another, have been in debt... 1043 00:59:52,890 --> 00:59:56,026 but being in debt indicates a desire and an expectancy to pay. 1044 00:59:58,763 --> 01:00:01,899 This man had no such delusions. 1045 01:00:01,966 --> 01:00:05,402 The assistant district attorney wants you to believe that my client 1046 01:00:05,469 --> 01:00:07,504 has lived in failure-- 1047 01:00:07,571 --> 01:00:09,439 Failure, delusion... and now crime. 1048 01:00:11,408 --> 01:00:15,112 He has lived in dreams and imagination. 1049 01:00:15,179 --> 01:00:19,116 It is a criminal offense to acquire a credit card by falsifying an application. 1050 01:00:19,183 --> 01:00:22,086 But some of the greatest advances of mankind have come 1051 01:00:22,152 --> 01:00:24,288 from the dreams of those who were laughed at. 1052 01:00:24,354 --> 01:00:27,091 ...assume credit card debt, knowing full well 1053 01:00:27,157 --> 01:00:31,862 you do not have the ability or the intention of repaying that debt. 1054 01:00:31,929 --> 01:00:34,598 The assistant district attorney wants you to believe-- 1055 01:00:34,665 --> 01:00:37,634 He is nothing more than a common criminal. 1056 01:00:37,702 --> 01:00:39,737 He is not, for if he is a criminal, 1057 01:00:39,804 --> 01:00:41,939 we'd better start building more jails, 1058 01:00:42,006 --> 01:00:47,011 because as we sit here, there are 40 million people in this country, 1059 01:00:47,077 --> 01:00:51,381 40 million people, who are in debt to credit card companies. 1060 01:00:51,448 --> 01:00:54,018 I shall call only one witness during this trial-- 1061 01:00:54,084 --> 01:00:56,887 the defendant himself, Frank Hopper, 1062 01:00:56,954 --> 01:01:00,024 for he is his own condemnation. 1063 01:01:01,225 --> 01:01:02,693 Thank you. 1064 01:01:03,761 --> 01:01:06,363 Mr. Hopper, where were you employed 1065 01:01:06,430 --> 01:01:09,566 when you signed your application for your first credit card? 1066 01:01:10,735 --> 01:01:12,036 I was between projects. 1067 01:01:12,102 --> 01:01:14,338 Oh, really? 1068 01:01:14,404 --> 01:01:16,941 Mr. Hopper, I have here a record 1069 01:01:17,007 --> 01:01:19,209 of your employment for the last ten years, 1070 01:01:19,276 --> 01:01:22,146 a list of the jobs you've held during that period. 1071 01:01:23,580 --> 01:01:25,916 Can you authenticate it for us, please? 1072 01:01:28,585 --> 01:01:32,890 For the record, I showed the defendant a blank sheet of paper. 1073 01:01:32,957 --> 01:01:36,560 Your Honor, I'd like to submit this blank piece of paper as Exhibit "A." 1074 01:01:38,028 --> 01:01:39,897 Objections? 1075 01:01:39,964 --> 01:01:41,766 So ordered. 1076 01:01:41,832 --> 01:01:43,934 And is this not a complete list 1077 01:01:44,001 --> 01:01:49,539 of your financial holdings, Mr. Hopper? 1078 01:01:49,606 --> 01:01:53,577 Naught, aught, goose 1079 01:01:53,643 --> 01:01:56,180 - I was just having a streak of bad luck. - Yes or no. 1080 01:01:57,447 --> 01:01:59,483 Yes. 1081 01:01:59,549 --> 01:02:02,119 This streak has apparently lasted your whole life. 1082 01:02:02,186 --> 01:02:04,154 Exhibit "B," Your Honor. 1083 01:02:06,190 --> 01:02:11,595 Mr. Hopper, on these sheets are a list of charges 1084 01:02:11,661 --> 01:02:15,833 you've signed for with the credit cards you received. 1085 01:02:15,900 --> 01:02:19,636 Would you mind reading the total of these charges on the last page for us? 1086 01:02:22,206 --> 01:02:25,342 $329,000.69. 1087 01:02:25,409 --> 01:02:27,711 I'm sorry, I couldn't quite hear you. 1088 01:02:27,778 --> 01:02:33,650 Did you say $329,000.69? 1089 01:02:33,717 --> 01:02:34,852 Is that correct? 1090 01:02:34,919 --> 01:02:36,020 Yes. 1091 01:02:37,154 --> 01:02:39,556 Exhibit "C." 1092 01:02:39,623 --> 01:02:42,927 A list of Mr. Hopper's charges with signed receipts. 1093 01:02:45,095 --> 01:02:47,898 And now, with the court's permission... 1094 01:02:52,536 --> 01:02:54,371 WOMAN: Oh, my God! 1095 01:02:54,438 --> 01:02:55,940 Do you believe it? 1096 01:02:56,006 --> 01:02:57,107 Order! 1097 01:02:57,174 --> 01:02:58,175 Order! 1098 01:02:58,242 --> 01:02:59,643 JESSICA: Your Honor... 1099 01:02:59,709 --> 01:03:00,878 Order. 1100 01:03:00,945 --> 01:03:02,279 Let's have some order in here. 1101 01:03:02,346 --> 01:03:05,282 The assistant district attorney is playing the clown. 1102 01:03:05,349 --> 01:03:06,817 This is a mockery! 1103 01:03:09,153 --> 01:03:12,322 Are all these your cards, Mr. Hopper? 1104 01:03:13,757 --> 01:03:17,561 Well, I'd have to check, Your Honor, but they appear to be. 1105 01:03:17,627 --> 01:03:22,299 Tell me, slugger, how many would you say there are? 1106 01:03:24,101 --> 01:03:25,435 Quite a few, Your Honor. 1107 01:03:25,502 --> 01:03:27,271 I can see that. How many? 1108 01:03:28,172 --> 01:03:29,239 I know how many I have. 1109 01:03:30,908 --> 01:03:32,242 Three. 1110 01:03:32,309 --> 01:03:33,443 I have four! 1111 01:03:41,818 --> 01:03:43,453 Two hundred and eight. 1112 01:03:46,523 --> 01:03:48,692 There you have it. 1113 01:03:48,758 --> 01:03:51,896 This unemployed ne'er-do-well with no resources, no income, 1114 01:03:54,664 --> 01:03:58,668 no inheritance, no assets, and no future, 1115 01:03:58,735 --> 01:04:03,173 had 208 credit cards, ladies and gentlemen. 1116 01:04:05,175 --> 01:04:06,843 Exhibit "D," Your Honor. 1117 01:04:08,012 --> 01:04:09,914 And the state rests. 1118 01:04:12,582 --> 01:04:14,318 I told you he would skin you alive, 1119 01:04:14,384 --> 01:04:16,186 and I told you not to take the stand. 1120 01:04:16,253 --> 01:04:17,454 What do we do now? 1121 01:04:17,521 --> 01:04:19,189 - We make a deal. - No deal! 1122 01:04:21,091 --> 01:04:23,060 I am not gonna admit I did anything wrong, 1123 01:04:23,127 --> 01:04:25,162 I'm not paying 'em back the rest of my life, 1124 01:04:25,229 --> 01:04:26,796 and I'm not giving up the league. 1125 01:04:26,863 --> 01:04:30,034 And you're not gonna listen to your attorney, either. 1126 01:04:30,100 --> 01:04:32,836 Maybe you should just represent yourself. 1127 01:04:33,837 --> 01:04:36,873 Maybe I should. 1128 01:04:48,418 --> 01:04:53,390 You know, Nicky, I don't want you to think your uncle's a bad guy, 1129 01:04:53,457 --> 01:04:56,060 'cause I didn't mean to take anything from anybody. 1130 01:04:56,693 --> 01:04:59,429 You mean steal? 1131 01:04:59,496 --> 01:05:02,066 Look, Nicky, I would never do anything dishonest. 1132 01:05:02,132 --> 01:05:03,800 But Mom says you could go to jail 1133 01:05:03,867 --> 01:05:06,403 and end up being somebody's bitch. 1134 01:05:08,238 --> 01:05:10,807 Yeah, something like that. 1135 01:05:10,874 --> 01:05:14,011 MAN: All rise for the Honorable Rutherford B. Woolsey. 1136 01:05:20,884 --> 01:05:23,153 Your Honor, at this time I'd like the court to know 1137 01:05:23,220 --> 01:05:25,289 that Mr. Hopper has dismissed me as counsel 1138 01:05:25,355 --> 01:05:27,157 and has chosen to represent himself. 1139 01:05:27,224 --> 01:05:29,393 Good God, he's fired his lawyer! 1140 01:05:29,459 --> 01:05:31,661 There'll be no outbursts in this courtroom. 1141 01:05:34,698 --> 01:05:37,934 Is this true, Mr. Hopper? Do you want to represent yourself? 1142 01:05:38,568 --> 01:05:39,736 Yes, Your Honor. 1143 01:05:39,803 --> 01:05:40,870 Your Honor, 1144 01:05:40,937 --> 01:05:42,639 Mr. Hopper practiced law some years ago 1145 01:05:42,706 --> 01:05:44,508 and is perfectly competent to proceed. 1146 01:05:44,574 --> 01:05:46,276 Well, I have no problem with it, 1147 01:05:46,343 --> 01:05:48,912 if opposing counsel doesn't mind. 1148 01:05:48,979 --> 01:05:51,748 I most certainly welcome it, Your Honor. 1149 01:05:59,523 --> 01:06:01,325 I'll need a few days, Your Honor. 1150 01:06:02,692 --> 01:06:03,927 Anything? 1151 01:06:05,295 --> 01:06:06,763 Nothing yet. 1152 01:06:07,764 --> 01:06:09,066 Don't be nervous. 1153 01:06:10,100 --> 01:06:12,602 I'm not nervous. 1154 01:06:12,669 --> 01:06:15,172 Just haven't practiced law in a while. 1155 01:06:15,239 --> 01:06:17,041 What was your last court case? 1156 01:06:20,510 --> 01:06:23,513 A street vendor had his license revoked. 1157 01:06:24,914 --> 01:06:27,084 Maybe you should be nervous. 1158 01:06:28,352 --> 01:06:30,087 Here it is. Perfect. 1159 01:06:32,689 --> 01:06:34,958 Right here in the local paper. 1160 01:06:35,025 --> 01:06:36,526 Let me see. 1161 01:06:36,593 --> 01:06:38,628 Whoa! 1162 01:06:47,437 --> 01:06:48,805 Miss Thompson? 1163 01:06:48,872 --> 01:06:49,939 Yes? 1164 01:06:50,006 --> 01:06:51,275 Audrey Thompson? 1165 01:06:51,341 --> 01:06:53,043 Yes! 1166 01:06:53,110 --> 01:06:56,546 Miss Thompson, your sister told me I could find you here. 1167 01:06:56,613 --> 01:06:58,882 I'm Carl Buckinowski, from the law firm 1168 01:06:58,948 --> 01:07:01,585 of Hopper, Frank, Hopper, Hopper, and Buckinowski. 1169 01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:05,522 Could I speak with you for a moment? 1170 01:07:07,357 --> 01:07:09,025 I guess so. 1171 01:07:09,993 --> 01:07:11,595 JUDGE: Mr. Hopper? 1172 01:07:11,661 --> 01:07:12,996 Yes, Your Honor. 1173 01:07:13,063 --> 01:07:14,898 I'd like to call Carl Buckinowski, 1174 01:07:14,964 --> 01:07:19,203 assistant legal counsel, as my first witness. 1175 01:07:19,269 --> 01:07:21,505 Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, 1176 01:07:21,571 --> 01:07:23,607 and nothing but the truth, so help you God? 1177 01:07:25,075 --> 01:07:26,310 I do. 1178 01:07:26,376 --> 01:07:27,611 You tell 'em, baby! 1179 01:07:27,677 --> 01:07:29,012 Give that bastard hell! 1180 01:07:29,079 --> 01:07:30,947 Bailiff, remove that woman from my court. 1181 01:07:41,057 --> 01:07:43,093 FRANK: Good afternoon, Mr. Buckinowski. 1182 01:07:43,160 --> 01:07:45,562 Could you please tell the court how you know the defendant? 1183 01:07:47,397 --> 01:07:48,398 Who? 1184 01:07:48,465 --> 01:07:49,666 Me. 1185 01:07:49,733 --> 01:07:51,301 Tell them how you know me. 1186 01:07:51,368 --> 01:07:53,337 We're business partners, 1187 01:07:53,403 --> 01:07:57,374 and as of Tuesday, I became his assistant legal counsel. 1188 01:07:58,608 --> 01:08:00,977 What is your experience with the legal system? 1189 01:08:03,213 --> 01:08:06,082 - I've been to traffic school eight times. - Very good. 1190 01:08:08,017 --> 01:08:11,155 Now, the district attorney here has established very clearly 1191 01:08:12,856 --> 01:08:15,392 that the defendant left a good law firm to embark 1192 01:08:15,459 --> 01:08:18,162 on a life in which he's never made a consistent living. 1193 01:08:18,828 --> 01:08:20,664 No savings. 1194 01:08:20,730 --> 01:08:22,466 No income of any kind. 1195 01:08:22,532 --> 01:08:24,768 His parents never left him any money, did they? 1196 01:08:27,404 --> 01:08:29,005 Did they? 1197 01:08:29,072 --> 01:08:31,074 No. 1198 01:08:31,141 --> 01:08:33,243 How does he live? 1199 01:08:33,310 --> 01:08:37,314 He's the promoter of a women's hockey league that played one game, 1200 01:08:37,381 --> 01:08:40,184 but he basically baby-sits for his nephew 1201 01:08:40,250 --> 01:08:42,652 and his sister supplies him with pocket money, 1202 01:08:42,719 --> 01:08:44,554 as well as room and board. 1203 01:08:44,621 --> 01:08:46,656 Okay, so he's down and out. 1204 01:08:46,723 --> 01:08:47,957 So what happened? 1205 01:08:48,024 --> 01:08:49,626 He applied for a credit card. 1206 01:08:49,693 --> 01:08:51,695 Oh, but he didn't apply, did he? 1207 01:08:51,761 --> 01:08:53,830 No. 1208 01:08:53,897 --> 01:08:56,333 A girl in a store asked him to write in his name and stuff on a form, 1209 01:08:56,400 --> 01:08:58,134 and she would give him a free pen. 1210 01:08:58,202 --> 01:08:59,969 - And... 1211 01:09:00,036 --> 01:09:02,472 And they sent him the credit card. 1212 01:09:02,539 --> 01:09:05,141 And it indicated that he was-- and I quote-- 1213 01:09:05,209 --> 01:09:07,577 "a person of impeccable credit." 1214 01:09:07,644 --> 01:09:10,547 Yes, correct. It said so in the letter that came with the card. 1215 01:09:10,614 --> 01:09:12,249 But he was jobless for ten years-- 1216 01:09:12,316 --> 01:09:13,883 a person of impeccable credit? 1217 01:09:13,950 --> 01:09:16,019 Yeah, go figure. 1218 01:09:16,085 --> 01:09:18,255 - He bought a gadget for his mom-- - No, no, no. 1219 01:09:18,322 --> 01:09:20,056 Let's go on. 1220 01:09:20,123 --> 01:09:21,358 So he got the credit card. 1221 01:09:22,025 --> 01:09:23,460 A couple of weeks later. 1222 01:09:23,527 --> 01:09:24,761 - Of course. 1223 01:09:25,829 --> 01:09:27,564 And the next credit card? 1224 01:09:27,631 --> 01:09:29,866 After he started using the first card, 1225 01:09:29,933 --> 01:09:33,570 he started getting more pre-approved applications in the mail. 1226 01:09:33,637 --> 01:09:36,273 Exactly. So now he had a bunch of cards. 1227 01:09:36,340 --> 01:09:40,176 Yes, and that's when he started the women's hockey league. 1228 01:09:40,244 --> 01:09:42,446 - He opened a bank account-- 1229 01:09:42,512 --> 01:09:44,348 Money he borrowed on his credit card. 1230 01:09:44,414 --> 01:09:46,216 But didn't these cards have limits? 1231 01:09:46,283 --> 01:09:49,118 Yes, but he was keeping the cards current 1232 01:09:49,185 --> 01:09:52,722 by paying the required minimums with cash advances from other cards. 1233 01:09:52,789 --> 01:09:54,190 But what happened once the defendant 1234 01:09:54,258 --> 01:09:56,893 had a business address and a bank account? 1235 01:09:56,960 --> 01:09:59,763 The defendant got more credit cards, 1236 01:09:59,829 --> 01:10:03,533 because now you were in business, and you were flying. 1237 01:10:03,600 --> 01:10:05,769 Right! And it would have worked, wouldn't it? 1238 01:10:05,835 --> 01:10:08,037 - Yes. - And I would have paid my sister back... 1239 01:10:08,104 --> 01:10:10,907 ...all the money that I borrowed over the years, wouldn't I? 1240 01:10:10,974 --> 01:10:12,208 Wouldn't I? 1241 01:10:12,276 --> 01:10:14,244 Yes, yes, yes, of course! 1242 01:10:14,311 --> 01:10:16,446 Including the credit card bills? 1243 01:10:16,513 --> 01:10:18,982 Especially your credit card bills. 1244 01:10:19,048 --> 01:10:21,751 Your Honor, I'm through with this witness. 1245 01:10:28,258 --> 01:10:31,428 Ms. Lynch? Hi, I'm Elvis from the law firm 1246 01:10:31,495 --> 01:10:35,932 of Hopper, Hipper, Hip-Hop, and Elvis, 1247 01:10:35,999 --> 01:10:38,902 and I just wonder if you've got a minute. 1248 01:10:38,968 --> 01:10:42,306 Your Honor, I'd like to call Warren Foote to the stand, please. 1249 01:10:47,043 --> 01:10:48,678 WOMAN: He's so cute! 1250 01:10:51,715 --> 01:10:54,217 Here we go. 1251 01:10:54,284 --> 01:10:57,554 WOMAN: Place your left hand on the Bible and raise your right. 1252 01:10:57,621 --> 01:10:59,889 Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, 1253 01:10:59,956 --> 01:11:01,458 and nothing but the truth, so help you God? 1254 01:11:01,525 --> 01:11:03,427 Yes. 1255 01:11:03,493 --> 01:11:05,362 - Yep. 1256 01:11:06,296 --> 01:11:07,864 How old are you, buddy? 1257 01:11:07,931 --> 01:11:09,299 Five and a quarter. 1258 01:11:09,366 --> 01:11:11,200 Five and a quarter? You're a big boy. 1259 01:11:12,101 --> 01:11:13,603 Do you go to school? 1260 01:11:13,670 --> 01:11:16,740 Yep, I go to the Canyon School. 1261 01:11:16,806 --> 01:11:18,342 Okay. So what grade are you in? 1262 01:11:19,075 --> 01:11:21,411 I'm in kindergarten. 1263 01:11:21,478 --> 01:11:23,580 My teacher is named Mrs. Lynch, 1264 01:11:23,647 --> 01:11:26,650 and we have two hamsters that are named Cuddles and Lovey. 1265 01:11:28,585 --> 01:11:30,987 I bet your teacher's really cool. 1266 01:11:31,054 --> 01:11:32,789 Hey, Warren, let me ask you a question. 1267 01:11:32,856 --> 01:11:34,724 Do you go to school every day, 1268 01:11:34,791 --> 01:11:35,992 except for Saturday and Sundays? 1269 01:11:36,059 --> 01:11:37,394 Yep. 1270 01:11:37,461 --> 01:11:38,762 And what do you do after school? 1271 01:11:38,828 --> 01:11:39,996 I play! 1272 01:11:40,063 --> 01:11:41,798 You play. 1273 01:11:41,865 --> 01:11:45,134 You don't have to go to work or have a job, do you? 1274 01:11:45,201 --> 01:11:47,471 My God, Your Honor, what is going on here? 1275 01:11:47,537 --> 01:11:49,606 This is a travesty. 1276 01:11:49,673 --> 01:11:51,641 As I recall, Mr. Brown, 1277 01:11:51,708 --> 01:11:53,843 you started this show business approach. 1278 01:11:55,178 --> 01:11:57,313 Continue, Mr. Hopper. 1279 01:12:00,417 --> 01:12:03,152 Warren, what's this? 1280 01:12:03,753 --> 01:12:06,356 My credit card! 1281 01:12:07,924 --> 01:12:09,626 Did Mommy and Daddy give this to you? 1282 01:12:09,693 --> 01:12:11,160 No. 1283 01:12:11,227 --> 01:12:13,697 Mommy said the people at the credit card company 1284 01:12:13,763 --> 01:12:15,031 just sent it to me. 1285 01:12:15,899 --> 01:12:17,200 Oh, you're pre 1286 01:12:17,266 --> 01:12:19,436 Now, you've had no job, never made a living, 1287 01:12:21,705 --> 01:12:23,306 never really worked at anything at all 1288 01:12:23,373 --> 01:12:25,308 and you have no earnings, 1289 01:12:25,375 --> 01:12:29,546 no savings, no income of any kind, right? 1290 01:12:30,514 --> 01:12:32,348 But Cuddles has a weenie! 1291 01:12:34,684 --> 01:12:37,120 Well, thank you, Warren. 1292 01:12:37,186 --> 01:12:39,288 Your Honor, Exhibit "A." 1293 01:12:42,692 --> 01:12:44,193 Cross, Mr. Brown. 1294 01:12:54,771 --> 01:12:57,173 So, Warren. 1295 01:12:58,842 --> 01:13:01,010 It is Warren, isn't it? 1296 01:13:10,186 --> 01:13:13,690 I have no further questions for this witness, Your Honor. 1297 01:13:17,527 --> 01:13:21,665 Your Honor, the defense would like to call Tommy T. Thompson to the stand. 1298 01:13:24,167 --> 01:13:25,902 My God, Your Honor! 1299 01:13:25,969 --> 01:13:28,337 He has crossed the line! 1300 01:13:28,404 --> 01:13:30,940 If you think I'm gonna stop this now, you're crazy. 1301 01:13:32,108 --> 01:13:33,409 Which one is your witness? 1302 01:13:34,310 --> 01:13:35,745 The dog. 1303 01:13:35,812 --> 01:13:37,481 I was hoping you were gonna say that. 1304 01:13:37,547 --> 01:13:38,715 So. 1305 01:13:40,784 --> 01:13:45,088 Tommy, is this your credit card? 1306 01:13:51,127 --> 01:13:53,429 Yes. Yes, it is. 1307 01:13:53,497 --> 01:13:57,534 It came in the mail from the bank, unsolicited. 1308 01:13:57,601 --> 01:14:00,203 I called them up, and I said, 1309 01:14:00,269 --> 01:14:06,042 "Do you realize that Tommy T. Thompson is a dog?" 1310 01:14:07,777 --> 01:14:10,079 And they hung up on me. 1311 01:14:10,146 --> 01:14:12,181 Could you please tell the court, 1312 01:14:12,248 --> 01:14:14,183 has Tommy ever held a job, 1313 01:14:14,250 --> 01:14:17,554 ever had to make a consistent living, ever really had 1314 01:14:17,621 --> 01:14:19,623 I most strenuously object, Your Honor! 1315 01:14:20,690 --> 01:14:22,091 On what basis? 1316 01:14:22,158 --> 01:14:25,094 That the witness is mentally incapable of testifying. 1317 01:14:25,161 --> 01:14:28,865 The bank should have thought of that before they issued him a credit card. 1318 01:14:30,166 --> 01:14:32,235 Your Honor, Exhibit "B" for the defense. 1319 01:14:34,203 --> 01:14:35,939 Your witness, Counselor. 1320 01:14:40,309 --> 01:14:42,278 Hello, Mrs. Thompson. 1321 01:14:42,946 --> 01:14:44,781 Hello. 1322 01:14:45,414 --> 01:14:47,784 He's very cute. 1323 01:14:47,851 --> 01:14:49,452 Oh, darling. 1324 01:14:52,989 --> 01:14:55,759 I am through with this witness, Your Honor. 1325 01:15:00,964 --> 01:15:03,533 Your Honor, my next witness is a-- 1326 01:15:05,702 --> 01:15:10,306 Your Honor, before Mr. Hopper drags in an elephant 1327 01:15:10,373 --> 01:15:13,276 with six Visa cards and an AMEX platinum, 1328 01:15:13,342 --> 01:15:15,478 we concede that the credit card companies 1329 01:15:16,479 --> 01:15:18,381 do occasionally make mistakes. 1330 01:15:18,447 --> 01:15:21,017 Your Honor, these are not mistakes. 1331 01:15:21,084 --> 01:15:22,919 They're a clear pattern of greed, 1332 01:15:22,986 --> 01:15:24,788 giving cards to people who shouldn't have them. 1333 01:15:24,854 --> 01:15:27,123 Save it for your summation, Mr. Hopper. 1334 01:15:27,190 --> 01:15:29,959 But, Your Honor, I have a monk sworn to poverty, 1335 01:15:30,026 --> 01:15:33,697 a retired embezzler on welfare, a penguin who-- 1336 01:15:33,763 --> 01:15:37,967 That's enough. That's more than enough for today. 1337 01:15:38,034 --> 01:15:41,437 JANITOR: Let me get this straight-- the monk, the donkey, 1338 01:15:41,504 --> 01:15:44,674 the friggin' camel, all the animals, 1339 01:15:46,075 --> 01:15:48,444 and the aborigine... 1340 01:15:48,511 --> 01:15:50,213 They all had credit cards? 1341 01:15:51,514 --> 01:15:53,082 Every single one of 'em. 1342 01:15:54,884 --> 01:15:56,219 Even the dummy? 1343 01:15:57,420 --> 01:15:58,922 Even the dummy. 1344 01:16:06,362 --> 01:16:08,698 I just came to tell you you were terrific today. 1345 01:16:08,765 --> 01:16:10,466 You were right. 1346 01:16:10,533 --> 01:16:12,869 - I was hidden. 1347 01:16:14,370 --> 01:16:16,439 I told you, Frank, you're a great lawyer. 1348 01:16:16,505 --> 01:16:18,942 I was trying to defend you by the book, and... 1349 01:16:19,008 --> 01:16:20,276 I almost blew it. 1350 01:16:20,343 --> 01:16:22,578 As usual, you used your imagination, 1351 01:16:22,646 --> 01:16:25,348 and it came through for you. 1352 01:16:25,414 --> 01:16:27,516 Go in there tomorrow and tear 'em up! 1353 01:16:29,686 --> 01:16:32,521 NORMAN BROWN: And so in summation, ladies and gentlemen, 1354 01:16:32,588 --> 01:16:36,325 you have to decide whether this man, 1355 01:16:36,392 --> 01:16:41,130 who by his own admission in this very courtroom 1356 01:16:41,197 --> 01:16:43,700 never sought regular employment, 1357 01:16:43,767 --> 01:16:47,303 accepted and used these credit cards, 1358 01:16:47,370 --> 01:16:52,876 and spent $329,000. 1359 01:16:54,711 --> 01:16:56,212 I have explained to you 1360 01:16:56,279 --> 01:16:58,614 that buying merchandise 1361 01:16:58,682 --> 01:17:00,616 or borrowing cash 1362 01:17:00,684 --> 01:17:02,952 or buying services 1363 01:17:03,019 --> 01:17:07,190 or using credit cards to finance a women's hockey league 1364 01:17:07,256 --> 01:17:10,359 without the intent to pay is a crime. 1365 01:17:11,895 --> 01:17:17,333 If that's the case, and it is, this man is guilty! 1366 01:17:20,737 --> 01:17:22,638 Thank you for your time. 1367 01:17:22,706 --> 01:17:24,774 JUDGE: Proceed, Mr. Hopper. 1368 01:17:27,811 --> 01:17:30,579 You have to decide these two questions. 1369 01:17:30,646 --> 01:17:36,820 One, did the defendant, Frank Hopper, me... 1370 01:17:36,886 --> 01:17:39,022 believe that he could repay his debts? 1371 01:17:39,588 --> 01:17:41,691 And two, 1372 01:17:41,758 --> 01:17:44,660 was he induced... 1373 01:17:44,728 --> 01:17:46,996 literally hypnotized into using these cards, 1374 01:17:47,063 --> 01:17:49,598 which, at first, he did not ask for? 1375 01:17:51,367 --> 01:17:55,638 My answer to the first question is of course I was gonna pay my bills. 1376 01:17:57,006 --> 01:17:59,142 I dreamt of this women's hockey league. 1377 01:17:59,208 --> 01:18:01,410 I dreamt it would be hugely successful, 1378 01:18:01,477 --> 01:18:03,179 televised across the nation 1379 01:18:03,246 --> 01:18:05,381 and covered on every sports page. 1380 01:18:06,449 --> 01:18:09,285 And it almost happened. 1381 01:18:09,352 --> 01:18:12,922 Now, sure, some of my ideas were lousy. 1382 01:18:14,090 --> 01:18:16,525 But as Americans, 1383 01:18:16,592 --> 01:18:20,029 we all have the right to a lousy idea now and then, don't we? 1384 01:18:20,096 --> 01:18:21,831 I'm not here to condemn the banks 1385 01:18:21,898 --> 01:18:23,900 or their policies when it comes to credit cards. 1386 01:18:23,967 --> 01:18:25,735 They've done that to themselves. 1387 01:18:27,703 --> 01:18:30,306 I'm just trying to explain how people, good people, 1388 01:18:32,742 --> 01:18:34,410 can lose themselves... 1389 01:18:36,012 --> 01:18:40,649 when somebody says here--here's a genie's lamp. 1390 01:18:41,484 --> 01:18:43,152 Rub it... 1391 01:18:44,854 --> 01:18:46,890 and all your dreams can come true. 1392 01:18:56,499 --> 01:18:59,235 ELVIS: I don't appreciate the rough treatment, man. 1393 01:18:59,302 --> 01:19:00,770 I paid $40 for this suit. 1394 01:19:00,837 --> 01:19:02,906 This guy says he's part of your legal team. 1395 01:19:02,972 --> 01:19:04,707 I got a law degree. 1396 01:19:04,774 --> 01:19:09,078 Yeah, Hopper, Hipper, Buckinowski and Elvis. 1397 01:19:09,145 --> 01:19:10,479 That's Elvis. 1398 01:19:13,216 --> 01:19:14,918 Oh, the jury's back. 1399 01:19:14,984 --> 01:19:17,486 Hold on, hold on, the courtroom's full. 1400 01:19:17,553 --> 01:19:19,455 I only have room for a couple more. 1401 01:19:19,522 --> 01:19:21,657 I'm not going back in there. I'm too nervous. 1402 01:19:21,724 --> 01:19:23,459 Well, I'm going. 1403 01:19:28,531 --> 01:19:31,467 I don't know what they're doing around here...lawsuit... 1404 01:19:31,901 --> 01:19:33,202 What? Oh. 1405 01:19:33,269 --> 01:19:35,839 Hey, baby. How's my man? 1406 01:19:35,905 --> 01:19:37,440 Your man? 1407 01:19:37,506 --> 01:19:39,575 Elvis and I, we've been seeing a lot of each other. 1408 01:19:39,642 --> 01:19:41,878 WOMAN: You slut! He's mine! 1409 01:19:41,945 --> 01:19:43,046 Not a great time for this. 1410 01:19:43,112 --> 01:19:44,713 You too? 1411 01:19:46,282 --> 01:19:48,117 Well...okay... 1412 01:19:48,184 --> 01:19:49,585 you know what? 1413 01:19:50,954 --> 01:19:52,321 All three? 1414 01:19:52,388 --> 01:19:54,723 You dirty dog. 1415 01:19:59,662 --> 01:20:00,796 Hey! Hey! 1416 01:20:02,098 --> 01:20:03,699 Girls! 1417 01:20:03,766 --> 01:20:04,968 Ladies! 1418 01:20:05,034 --> 01:20:07,103 Hey, he's not guilty! 1419 01:20:09,438 --> 01:20:11,240 He's not guilty! 1420 01:20:11,307 --> 01:20:12,541 Oh, my God! 1421 01:20:16,145 --> 01:20:17,914 Hey, here's Frank! 1422 01:20:24,787 --> 01:20:26,189 We did it! 1423 01:20:28,691 --> 01:20:30,593 Who are you? 1424 01:20:30,659 --> 01:20:31,961 He's a friend! 1425 01:20:35,899 --> 01:20:38,267 Thank you, everybody. Thank you for everything. 1426 01:20:38,334 --> 01:20:40,503 You've been like family to me. 1427 01:20:40,569 --> 01:20:44,507 But I've got a lot of credit card bills I've gotta pay off, so... 1428 01:20:44,573 --> 01:20:46,943 the league's gonna be on hold for awhile. 1429 01:20:47,010 --> 01:20:48,311 That's all right. 1430 01:20:48,377 --> 01:20:50,713 ELVIS: Not necessarily. 1431 01:20:50,779 --> 01:20:52,248 What? 1432 01:20:54,483 --> 01:20:57,820 I...I got something for you. 1433 01:20:57,887 --> 01:20:59,956 It's a... 1434 01:21:00,023 --> 01:21:02,491 It's a... 1435 01:21:02,558 --> 01:21:04,460 Wednesday. 1436 01:21:05,828 --> 01:21:07,230 Tuesday's. 1437 01:21:10,900 --> 01:21:12,301 The shoe, sometimes. 1438 01:21:14,337 --> 01:21:17,640 This check should cover the cards, 1439 01:21:17,706 --> 01:21:21,877 and then I can waive the first year's rent on the rink. 1440 01:21:25,348 --> 01:21:28,417 Elvis, aren't you, like, a homeless guy or something? 1441 01:21:28,484 --> 01:21:33,422 Oh, no, I actually own the rink, and the bank across the street, too, 1442 01:21:33,489 --> 01:21:36,692 but I can't sleep at the bank because of the security people. 1443 01:21:36,759 --> 01:21:40,696 So, I'd appreciate if you guys would clear out of there by 10:00 every night. 1444 01:21:40,763 --> 01:21:42,165 Yeah, great. 1445 01:21:42,231 --> 01:21:44,000 That's not a problem. 1446 01:21:44,067 --> 01:21:46,169 Elvis, thank you! 1447 01:21:46,235 --> 01:21:47,570 Thank you! 1448 01:21:47,636 --> 01:21:49,038 - Actually, I-- - Thank you! 1449 01:21:49,105 --> 01:21:52,108 I didn't do it for you so much as I did it for the ladies. 1450 01:21:56,545 --> 01:21:57,981 WOMAN: Oh, thank you, babe. 1451 01:21:58,047 --> 01:21:59,915 He means me. 1452 01:21:59,983 --> 01:22:01,450 Oh, yeah, right! 1453 01:22:03,987 --> 01:22:05,354 You're just jealous! 1454 01:22:05,421 --> 01:22:08,257 Bitch! 1455 01:22:08,324 --> 01:22:10,593 The trouble with my friend Frank is... 1456 01:22:10,659 --> 01:22:12,061 he ain't got no trouble. 1457 01:22:26,042 --> 01:22:28,844 ALL: Whoo! 1458 01:22:33,216 --> 01:22:34,817 MAN: * I just ran away from home * 1459 01:22:35,751 --> 01:22:37,320 Got a hair out of place there, Jon. 1460 01:22:37,386 --> 01:22:38,887 Oh, good, a little hair. 1461 01:22:41,190 --> 01:22:43,026 Jon Bon Jovi, ladies and gentlemen! 1462 01:22:43,792 --> 01:22:44,960 He wanted to be an actor! 1463 01:22:51,700 --> 01:22:54,170 MAN: * I just robbed a grocery store * 1464 01:22:54,237 --> 01:22:57,706 * I'm goin' to Disneyland 1465 01:23:01,010 --> 01:23:02,411 * Shot my gun into the night * 1466 01:23:03,679 --> 01:23:04,980 * I'm goin' to Disneyland 1467 01:23:06,782 --> 01:23:08,084 * Come on 1468 01:23:08,151 --> 01:23:12,788 * I'm goin' to Disneyland 1469 01:23:15,024 --> 01:23:16,459 * Hey 1470 01:23:27,270 --> 01:23:28,571 * I'm goin' to Disneyland 1471 01:23:29,672 --> 01:23:31,674 * Yeah, yeah 1472 01:23:31,740 --> 01:23:33,042 * I'm goin' to Disneyland 1473 01:23:34,643 --> 01:23:36,645 * Ooh 1474 01:23:36,712 --> 01:23:38,013 * I'm goin' to Disneyland 1475 01:23:40,216 --> 01:23:43,186 * Yeah, yeah, yeah 1476 01:24:23,259 --> 01:24:24,627 WOMAN: * I used to be so shy 1477 01:24:26,195 --> 01:24:27,496 * I was so scared of it all * 1478 01:24:30,433 --> 01:24:31,834 * Then I took a step with you * 1479 01:24:33,369 --> 01:24:35,070 * Oh, don't you know I didn't fall * 1480 01:24:39,041 --> 01:24:41,043 * And like the sun in the sky for you and I * 1481 01:24:44,947 --> 01:24:45,948 * I'm ready to shine 1482 01:24:48,417 --> 01:24:51,320 * I'm feeling fine 1483 01:24:51,387 --> 01:24:52,621 * Fine for the first time 1484 01:24:53,789 --> 01:24:54,990 * Shine 1485 01:24:55,958 --> 01:24:57,025 * This moment's mine 1486 01:24:59,094 --> 01:25:03,166 * I am ready to shine 1487 01:25:08,204 --> 01:25:09,572 * I can't believe it's true 1488 01:25:11,006 --> 01:25:12,775 * And sometimes I still wonder why * 1489 01:25:15,411 --> 01:25:17,780 * Why love just comes along to take us for a ride * 1490 01:25:24,253 --> 01:25:26,555 * Like a star in the sky that's burning bright * 1491 01:25:29,758 --> 01:25:30,759 * I'm ready to shine 1492 01:25:33,696 --> 01:25:35,164 * I'm feeling fine 1493 01:25:36,565 --> 01:25:37,800 * Fine for the first time 1494 01:25:38,967 --> 01:25:40,969 * Shine 1495 01:25:41,036 --> 01:25:42,104 * So glad you're mine 1496 01:25:44,106 --> 01:25:45,974 * I am ready 1497 01:25:46,509 --> 01:25:47,676 * Shine 1498 01:25:48,444 --> 01:25:51,247 * I'm feeling fine 1499 01:25:51,314 --> 01:25:52,548 * Fine for the first time 1500 01:25:53,949 --> 01:25:55,918 * Shine 1501 01:25:55,984 --> 01:25:57,052 * So glad you're mine 1502 01:25:59,087 --> 01:26:00,623 * I am ready 1503 01:26:01,490 --> 01:26:03,592 * Shine 1504 01:26:03,659 --> 01:26:06,562 * I'm feeling fine 1505 01:26:06,629 --> 01:26:07,630 * I am ready to shine 1506 01:26:11,166 --> 01:26:12,435 * This moment's mine 1507 01:26:14,203 --> 01:26:16,372 I am ready to shine * 1508 01:26:18,574 --> 01:26:19,642 * This moment's mine 1509 01:26:21,710 --> 01:26:26,215 * I am ready to shine 107606