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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:37,041 --> 00:00:39,375 LAST EPISODE... 2 00:00:39,458 --> 00:00:40,875 I don't care if you're a man or a woman. 3 00:00:41,958 --> 00:00:43,291 All I know is that I love you. 4 00:02:34,916 --> 00:02:36,708 What's next? 5 00:02:37,541 --> 00:02:39,875 Move in with me. 6 00:02:40,166 --> 00:02:43,041 Great, I'll move in tomorrow. 7 00:02:43,541 --> 00:02:46,208 But I won't live downstairs. 8 00:02:46,666 --> 00:02:48,750 Every night, I want to sleep with your arms around me. 9 00:02:53,958 --> 00:02:55,083 Promise? 10 00:02:57,750 --> 00:02:58,750 Silly girl. 11 00:02:58,833 --> 00:03:00,166 It's a deal then. 12 00:03:05,416 --> 00:03:06,375 What's the matter? 13 00:03:09,750 --> 00:03:11,541 The elevator is stuck again! 14 00:03:11,625 --> 00:03:13,958 Didn't you say that you would be fine with me around? 15 00:03:23,125 --> 00:03:27,166 DAY 1 OF LIVING TOGETHER... 16 00:03:46,916 --> 00:03:49,375 -Put it here. -Don’t sit there! 17 00:03:50,458 --> 00:03:52,375 Sam, why aren't you helping out? 18 00:03:52,833 --> 00:03:55,083 -I thought you lived in the outskirts. -That's right! 19 00:03:55,750 --> 00:03:58,208 But it feels like you're bringing an entire shopping mall. 20 00:03:58,458 --> 00:04:00,333 Hey, watch out! 21 00:04:01,958 --> 00:04:03,166 Who are these people? 22 00:04:06,416 --> 00:04:08,000 Nothing tops my number one idol. 23 00:04:10,791 --> 00:04:12,750 ROSE FAN LAST TANGO 24 00:04:13,041 --> 00:04:15,041 Hey, where have you been? 25 00:04:20,041 --> 00:04:21,125 Awesome. 26 00:04:22,500 --> 00:04:23,875 This is amazing! 27 00:04:26,458 --> 00:04:28,458 Hey, I'm not a delivery boy. 28 00:04:29,291 --> 00:04:30,500 I'm actually moving in. 29 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:32,958 Where's the kitchen? 30 00:04:33,208 --> 00:04:35,500 -Last door to your left. -All right. 31 00:04:35,583 --> 00:04:37,083 That's Fish, my best friend. 32 00:04:37,291 --> 00:04:39,375 Do you remember him? 33 00:04:39,666 --> 00:04:42,041 Sam, today is June 10. 34 00:04:42,500 --> 00:04:44,541 Right now, it's 3:40 p.m. 35 00:04:44,750 --> 00:04:47,875 From now on, we'll start a new life together. 36 00:04:49,875 --> 00:04:51,791 Hey, man. 37 00:05:13,250 --> 00:05:14,208 Hey! 38 00:05:15,250 --> 00:05:16,458 Sam. 39 00:05:16,583 --> 00:05:18,625 I didn't hear you coming in. 40 00:05:18,958 --> 00:05:20,541 You scared me to death. 41 00:05:21,125 --> 00:05:22,958 I'll walk louder then. 42 00:05:24,166 --> 00:05:27,208 Walk louder! 43 00:05:27,291 --> 00:05:30,375 Walk louder! 44 00:05:30,458 --> 00:05:31,583 Open sesame! 45 00:05:32,125 --> 00:05:33,125 Close sesame! 46 00:05:38,208 --> 00:05:40,708 What is it with you guys? 47 00:05:41,125 --> 00:05:43,166 Fish, he's used to living alone! 48 00:05:43,250 --> 00:05:44,875 Walk louder next time! 49 00:05:45,791 --> 00:05:48,958 What a scary cat. 50 00:05:50,208 --> 00:05:51,916 Bony. 51 00:05:52,041 --> 00:05:54,416 -Why is she crazy for you? -Wait up! 52 00:05:54,541 --> 00:05:56,916 What are you looking at? 53 00:05:57,625 --> 00:06:00,000 -What about you? -What about me? 54 00:06:00,083 --> 00:06:02,833 I'm her man, while you're only her friend. 55 00:06:04,416 --> 00:06:06,583 But I knew her first. 56 00:06:08,208 --> 00:06:09,375 What are you doing? 57 00:06:09,625 --> 00:06:10,583 Relieving myself. 58 00:06:10,666 --> 00:06:12,125 What? 59 00:06:14,416 --> 00:06:15,875 It's not easy being a man. 60 00:06:50,041 --> 00:06:52,708 How are you guys doing? 61 00:06:53,083 --> 00:06:54,833 "We have troubles with the new place." 62 00:06:55,458 --> 00:06:56,791 What are you saying? 63 00:06:56,958 --> 00:07:00,625 You're living in a big house like this, yet you are complaining. 64 00:07:00,958 --> 00:07:02,416 "We're not complaining." 65 00:07:02,708 --> 00:07:04,625 "We're just not used to it." 66 00:07:06,625 --> 00:07:10,041 "I miss the noise of the airplane." 67 00:07:10,791 --> 00:07:11,666 Hey. 68 00:07:11,750 --> 00:07:14,958 Take Sam's snoring for a change. 69 00:07:15,125 --> 00:07:16,041 All right? 70 00:07:16,250 --> 00:07:20,666 "I miss the hawkers down the alley." 71 00:07:20,916 --> 00:07:24,291 Hey, that's just silly. 72 00:07:24,875 --> 00:07:26,833 "Don't tell me that you don't miss them." 73 00:07:28,125 --> 00:07:29,916 Well, I do. 74 00:07:31,250 --> 00:07:35,333 However, this is the happiest moment of my life. 75 00:07:36,083 --> 00:07:41,458 Even though it's too big and neat here, 76 00:07:41,791 --> 00:07:44,250 and I have to walk around loudly, 77 00:07:45,083 --> 00:07:48,833 as long as Sam is here, I have no complaints. 78 00:07:50,375 --> 00:07:52,541 I really love Sam. 79 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:56,083 I'm the luckiest girl. 80 00:07:56,625 --> 00:07:58,125 "Aren't you ashamed of yourself?" 81 00:07:58,208 --> 00:07:59,250 Not really. 82 00:07:59,500 --> 00:08:01,125 "Do you want to throw up?" 83 00:08:01,208 --> 00:08:02,291 Not really. 84 00:08:08,750 --> 00:08:09,833 Did I wake you? 85 00:08:09,916 --> 00:08:11,750 What are you doing up? 86 00:08:14,416 --> 00:08:18,708 You'll lose your mind if you keep talking to them. 87 00:08:20,125 --> 00:08:22,750 Talk to me instead. 88 00:08:23,916 --> 00:08:25,583 -Really? -Yes. 89 00:08:30,708 --> 00:08:32,500 Will you be free tomorrow? 90 00:08:34,250 --> 00:08:35,541 I probably will. 91 00:08:35,625 --> 00:08:38,375 We'll talk tomorrow, let's sleep. 92 00:08:38,458 --> 00:08:39,333 Okay. 93 00:08:46,625 --> 00:08:49,291 I was thinking of refurbishing the house. 94 00:08:51,333 --> 00:08:52,666 This is your place too. 95 00:08:52,750 --> 00:08:55,000 Do whatever you want. 96 00:08:55,916 --> 00:08:57,458 You don't have to ask me. 97 00:09:25,041 --> 00:09:26,625 What? 98 00:09:26,708 --> 00:09:27,791 What is this? 99 00:09:30,958 --> 00:09:33,291 Move it. Can't you see that we're working? 100 00:09:33,375 --> 00:09:34,250 Move it. 101 00:09:34,333 --> 00:09:36,416 Fish, what is this mess? 102 00:09:36,583 --> 00:09:37,833 We're refurbishing. 103 00:09:37,916 --> 00:09:39,375 -Refurbishing? -No. 104 00:09:39,666 --> 00:09:43,250 -It's a major overhaul. -When did I decide on that? 105 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:45,250 -Where should we put the books? -Right here. 106 00:09:45,333 --> 00:09:46,375 What book? 107 00:09:47,208 --> 00:09:48,750 This is a big house. 108 00:09:48,833 --> 00:09:52,500 It's different from the ordinary refurbishing. 109 00:09:52,583 --> 00:09:54,750 -Hey! -That won't do! 110 00:09:55,666 --> 00:09:57,625 -Good morning, you're up early. -Hey. 111 00:09:57,791 --> 00:10:00,833 Do whatever you want, but don't touch my study. 112 00:10:02,083 --> 00:10:05,625 Didn't you say that this is my place too? 113 00:10:05,708 --> 00:10:08,833 From now on, whatever you do, you have to ask me first. 114 00:10:09,250 --> 00:10:11,791 A jacuzzi tub for lovers! 115 00:10:11,875 --> 00:10:13,083 Yes! 116 00:10:13,166 --> 00:10:14,083 Right here! 117 00:10:14,916 --> 00:10:16,291 That's awesome. 118 00:10:16,375 --> 00:10:17,583 In there! 119 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:25,375 THE STORY OF THE ROSE 120 00:11:26,041 --> 00:11:28,291 I read your book twice. It's a page-turner. 121 00:11:28,375 --> 00:11:29,333 Thank you, Rose. 122 00:11:30,583 --> 00:11:31,708 Can I have your autograph? 123 00:11:33,875 --> 00:11:35,541 -Thank you. -Thank you. 124 00:11:39,250 --> 00:11:40,083 Rose. 125 00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:41,125 Rose! 126 00:11:42,125 --> 00:11:43,458 Wing! 127 00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:46,583 -I love reunions! -I'm so happy. 128 00:11:46,666 --> 00:11:47,541 Hey! 129 00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:49,208 -Who is he? -Hey. 130 00:11:49,958 --> 00:11:50,791 He's Fish. 131 00:11:50,875 --> 00:11:51,958 How's Sam? 132 00:11:53,916 --> 00:11:55,083 Great. 133 00:11:55,416 --> 00:11:57,750 Only you have a spell over him. 134 00:11:58,166 --> 00:11:59,666 Didn't you put out a record? 135 00:11:59,750 --> 00:12:01,916 Why didn't you continue? 136 00:12:02,375 --> 00:12:04,750 I used to be a "Man". 137 00:12:04,833 --> 00:12:05,791 Look at me now. 138 00:12:05,875 --> 00:12:08,666 Do I look like a female singer? 139 00:12:08,916 --> 00:12:09,791 Fix that. 140 00:12:09,875 --> 00:12:11,708 It's very easy. 141 00:12:12,083 --> 00:12:14,166 You have to be kidding me! 142 00:12:14,375 --> 00:12:16,750 I have a back problem. 143 00:12:16,833 --> 00:12:20,291 I can't have two water balloons up my chest while singing and dancing. 144 00:12:20,375 --> 00:12:22,208 You're full of crap. 145 00:12:22,291 --> 00:12:23,166 Thank you. 146 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:27,458 I'm really busy these days. 147 00:12:27,625 --> 00:12:28,791 How busy? 148 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:33,666 I have to cook, wash and iron the clothes, feed the dogs... 149 00:12:33,750 --> 00:12:35,416 What can you say about that? 150 00:12:36,083 --> 00:12:37,833 -I guess you are busy. -Yes. 151 00:12:38,666 --> 00:12:43,416 But that doesn't sound like Sam's type at all. 152 00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:44,625 -Hey! -Fish. 153 00:12:45,791 --> 00:12:47,041 Well, it will work out. 154 00:12:47,125 --> 00:12:49,000 The important thing is that everyone is happy, right? 155 00:12:49,916 --> 00:12:51,166 I'm happy. 156 00:12:51,583 --> 00:12:53,125 I believe Sam is happy too. 157 00:13:21,833 --> 00:13:22,666 Sam! 158 00:13:40,458 --> 00:13:41,333 Hey! 159 00:13:41,958 --> 00:13:43,208 Sam, what's wrong? 160 00:13:43,291 --> 00:13:45,375 -What's the matter with you? -I want you! 161 00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:46,625 -Stop! -I want you! 162 00:13:46,708 --> 00:13:49,250 Stop it! Hey! 163 00:13:49,333 --> 00:13:50,375 What's wrong with you? 164 00:13:51,208 --> 00:13:52,833 Are you crazy? 165 00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:56,083 You like girls like this. It's all in the book. 166 00:13:56,166 --> 00:13:57,250 What book? 167 00:13:57,333 --> 00:13:58,791 The story of Rose. 168 00:13:58,875 --> 00:14:00,500 What? She writes? 169 00:14:01,166 --> 00:14:02,291 She can't even spell. 170 00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:03,791 -She... -What rights does she have? 171 00:14:03,875 --> 00:14:06,000 The first half is before she met you, 172 00:14:06,083 --> 00:14:07,791 -while the second half is after that. -Hey! 173 00:14:07,875 --> 00:14:08,750 Then... 174 00:14:08,833 --> 00:14:09,833 Wait! 175 00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:12,291 Where are you going? It's a real tear-jerker! 176 00:14:12,375 --> 00:14:15,083 I'm calling my lawyer and I'll put an injunction to the book. 177 00:14:15,166 --> 00:14:16,625 Is she out of her mind? 178 00:14:16,958 --> 00:14:18,625 -You don't have to. -Why? 179 00:14:18,708 --> 00:14:21,541 It's a sold-out, all 400,000 copies. 180 00:14:23,791 --> 00:14:24,625 Shit. 181 00:14:24,916 --> 00:14:25,916 You just swore. 182 00:14:26,583 --> 00:14:28,333 -What? -Of course, I would swear. 183 00:14:28,583 --> 00:14:29,791 This is totally insane. 184 00:14:29,875 --> 00:14:32,083 There are 400,000 people out there all over my private life. 185 00:14:32,333 --> 00:14:35,458 It's illegal, she needs my permission. 186 00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:37,875 But she wrote great things about you. 187 00:14:37,958 --> 00:14:39,750 Take a look. 188 00:14:39,875 --> 00:14:41,083 You're her hero! 189 00:14:41,833 --> 00:14:42,958 -Really? -Yes. 190 00:14:47,208 --> 00:14:50,333 Wait a second, I can't read this. 191 00:14:50,416 --> 00:14:51,458 Am I crazy? 192 00:14:51,625 --> 00:14:54,458 I don't need to read about myself. 193 00:14:54,791 --> 00:14:55,625 You're right. 194 00:14:55,708 --> 00:14:56,833 -Am I? -Yes. 195 00:14:57,000 --> 00:15:00,041 You shouldn't read it too. 196 00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:01,583 Now that we're living together, 197 00:15:01,666 --> 00:15:04,208 you don't need to read about me from another woman's book. 198 00:15:04,375 --> 00:15:05,750 You should know me well enough. 199 00:15:07,583 --> 00:15:09,750 -I hope so. -You better. 200 00:15:10,375 --> 00:15:13,250 In short, both of us should not read the book. 201 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,875 So do you prefer women with big breasts? 202 00:15:23,375 --> 00:15:24,291 Well, yes. 203 00:15:25,791 --> 00:15:28,291 Then you don't like mine, given how tiny they are. 204 00:15:28,375 --> 00:15:29,583 I didn't say that. 205 00:15:29,833 --> 00:15:31,791 -But you said like big breasts. -Thing is... 206 00:15:31,875 --> 00:15:33,375 Big is... 207 00:15:33,458 --> 00:15:35,583 Big is good, it's dynamic, 208 00:15:35,666 --> 00:15:37,333 but small is okay. 209 00:15:38,333 --> 00:15:40,291 It's cute too. 210 00:15:40,916 --> 00:15:41,833 Do you understand? 211 00:15:41,916 --> 00:15:44,791 It's true that I like big breasts, 212 00:15:44,875 --> 00:15:46,291 but I love you. 213 00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:48,750 That means you love me, but you don't like me. 214 00:15:52,291 --> 00:15:53,208 What? 215 00:15:54,458 --> 00:15:55,791 What date is it? 216 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,125 June 20. 217 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,541 What time is it? 218 00:16:01,250 --> 00:16:02,458 It's 8:20 p.m. 219 00:16:02,958 --> 00:16:04,250 -Is it 8:20 p.m.? -Yes. 220 00:16:04,375 --> 00:16:06,125 -My darling. -Yes? 221 00:16:06,791 --> 00:16:10,291 It has only been ten days 222 00:16:11,208 --> 00:16:12,583 and it's such a short time. 223 00:16:12,666 --> 00:16:16,791 We should give ourselves more time 224 00:16:16,875 --> 00:16:19,208 to decide if our relationship will work. 225 00:16:19,291 --> 00:16:20,875 What if it doesn't work? 226 00:16:22,458 --> 00:16:24,250 Then we'll make it work. 227 00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:26,208 -I promise. -Really? 228 00:16:26,583 --> 00:16:27,416 Okay. 229 00:16:28,125 --> 00:16:29,750 -I trust you. -Just trust me. 230 00:16:32,375 --> 00:16:34,375 Don't mess with me. 231 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,833 Let me take a closer look. 232 00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:40,291 They're stuffed. 233 00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:42,125 But they look real. 234 00:16:42,208 --> 00:16:43,541 They're... 235 00:16:43,791 --> 00:16:44,875 You know. 236 00:16:45,958 --> 00:16:48,208 -Do you like them? -Of course. 237 00:16:48,916 --> 00:16:50,208 They look great. 238 00:17:20,208 --> 00:17:21,833 That's enough, you can go. 239 00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:25,250 I can't sing in the morning, but I sing better at night. 240 00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:27,583 Turn around. 241 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:34,958 You may go. 242 00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:41,583 What are you doing? 243 00:17:42,250 --> 00:17:43,500 Are you making a pass at me? 244 00:17:44,041 --> 00:17:45,583 You are a creep! 245 00:17:45,916 --> 00:17:47,625 A straight pretending to be gay! 246 00:17:47,791 --> 00:17:48,708 What are you thinking? 247 00:17:49,125 --> 00:17:50,583 No, Auntie. I... 248 00:17:51,291 --> 00:17:52,250 I am... 249 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,208 I'm really gay. 250 00:17:58,541 --> 00:17:59,458 Get out. 251 00:17:59,833 --> 00:18:01,000 Yes, Auntie. 252 00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:07,708 A singer? With that voice? 253 00:18:08,250 --> 00:18:09,375 I can't believe it. 254 00:18:09,458 --> 00:18:12,625 What a screwed up world. 255 00:18:13,166 --> 00:18:15,250 Emma, the guy who just left, 256 00:18:15,708 --> 00:18:16,916 call him for a second audition. 257 00:18:18,291 --> 00:18:19,208 -Hey. -What? 258 00:18:19,291 --> 00:18:21,125 What are you doing? 259 00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:22,750 It's nothing, he's actually okay. 260 00:18:23,083 --> 00:18:26,166 I know that he doesn't have a great voice, 261 00:18:26,541 --> 00:18:28,791 But he is cute. 262 00:18:29,333 --> 00:18:31,541 Our options are limited. 263 00:18:32,083 --> 00:18:34,333 We need someone who can sing. 264 00:18:34,416 --> 00:18:35,791 You know. 265 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,583 Not every record can be a hit. 266 00:18:43,541 --> 00:18:45,625 What's wrong? Not again! 267 00:18:48,041 --> 00:18:50,125 I think I'm in trouble again. 268 00:18:50,208 --> 00:18:53,125 Ever since she moved in, she has turned my life upside down. 269 00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:55,625 I can't even compose these days. 270 00:18:56,458 --> 00:18:58,500 I really can't live with another person. 271 00:18:58,583 --> 00:19:01,208 It's tough living with someone. 272 00:19:01,291 --> 00:19:04,666 If it's tough on you, I bet it's tougher on her. 273 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,125 -Hey. -What? 274 00:19:07,291 --> 00:19:12,166 Can I perhaps move back into Rose's apartment downstairs? 275 00:19:12,250 --> 00:19:14,041 No problem, but in three years' time. 276 00:19:14,208 --> 00:19:16,333 I just rented it under a three-year contract. 277 00:19:16,708 --> 00:19:18,000 The tenant is a foreigner. 278 00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:20,250 -Are you serious? -Hey. 279 00:19:20,375 --> 00:19:22,041 But you told me to. 280 00:19:22,125 --> 00:19:23,791 It's tough working for you. 281 00:19:24,083 --> 00:19:25,458 You better get yourself another Auntie. 282 00:19:26,041 --> 00:19:28,541 Sam, stop being a child. 283 00:19:28,958 --> 00:19:31,791 You were the one who asked her to move in, yet now you're trying to move out. 284 00:19:31,916 --> 00:19:34,666 I'm not moving out, it's only downstairs. 285 00:19:34,750 --> 00:19:37,000 Just like the old days when I was with Rose. 286 00:19:37,291 --> 00:19:38,791 More space for both of us. 287 00:19:38,875 --> 00:19:41,791 Who knows, I'll even come to love her more. 288 00:19:42,708 --> 00:19:43,958 I get it. 289 00:19:44,041 --> 00:19:46,333 First, you find a woman and marry her. 290 00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:50,166 Then you divorce her the next day, only to continue dating her. 291 00:19:50,375 --> 00:19:52,958 Basically, you're doing all this just to love her more. 292 00:19:53,750 --> 00:19:54,875 Do you think it will work? 293 00:19:56,708 --> 00:19:58,333 Theoretically, it works. 294 00:19:58,416 --> 00:20:00,708 But practically, it doesn't. 295 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,583 You can solve this problem of yours 296 00:20:05,333 --> 00:20:06,958 by keeping her busy. 297 00:20:07,458 --> 00:20:08,291 Okay? 298 00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:09,541 Think about it. 299 00:20:14,458 --> 00:20:15,791 Keep her busy? 300 00:20:16,875 --> 00:20:18,916 I haven't disappeared. 301 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,375 I was studying music at Juilliard, 302 00:20:21,458 --> 00:20:24,041 all the while saving Michael Jackson's marriage. 303 00:20:24,125 --> 00:20:27,916 Then I went to visit Madonna, dropped by London, 304 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,208 and I even wrote 305 00:20:29,833 --> 00:20:32,416 a song for the Cocteau Twins. 306 00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:35,458 In fact, I had a cameo on George Michaels' MTV, 307 00:20:35,541 --> 00:20:37,333 but now I'm here to stay. 308 00:20:39,333 --> 00:20:41,458 Darn it, did I miss anything? 309 00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:44,083 Great, my boy! 310 00:20:44,166 --> 00:20:46,875 Are you serious? Nobody will believe all those crap. 311 00:20:47,250 --> 00:20:48,875 If they believe that she's a man, 312 00:20:49,125 --> 00:20:51,125 then they'll believe anything! 313 00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:53,000 She'll be the toast of the town. 314 00:20:53,916 --> 00:20:55,000 You're full of baloney! 315 00:21:08,583 --> 00:21:09,541 Please look here! 316 00:21:19,375 --> 00:21:20,458 {\an8}IN LOVE WITH THE LEGEND 317 00:21:21,625 --> 00:21:23,083 Today, we are really honored 318 00:21:23,166 --> 00:21:26,708 to have the hottest singer, Wing, for our interview. 319 00:21:26,791 --> 00:21:29,041 Please feel free to ask him any questions! 320 00:21:29,333 --> 00:21:32,208 Few have claimed that Wing is Fan Fan's counterpart. 321 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,416 Do you agree with this? 322 00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:35,583 You're great. 323 00:21:35,875 --> 00:21:37,541 Do you really think that he's handsome? 324 00:21:37,875 --> 00:21:38,833 Thank you. 325 00:21:38,958 --> 00:21:43,541 Fan Fan's phenomenon has brought androgyny to Hong Kong's pop culture. 326 00:21:43,625 --> 00:21:46,666 She was the biggest and brightest star, 327 00:21:46,750 --> 00:21:50,083 who dresses like a man. 328 00:21:50,250 --> 00:21:51,458 How do you see yourself, Wing? 329 00:21:51,541 --> 00:21:53,750 How can I compare myself to my number one idol? 330 00:21:53,833 --> 00:21:55,625 Ever since I was a kid, I have been her biggest fan. 331 00:21:55,708 --> 00:21:58,333 I have collected all of her records and news clippings. 332 00:22:04,041 --> 00:22:04,958 Hong Kong. 333 00:22:06,916 --> 00:22:08,458 Come here, very good. 334 00:22:08,916 --> 00:22:10,041 Look this way. 335 00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:15,583 WEEKLY MAGAZINE 336 00:22:15,666 --> 00:22:17,291 I want to thank the security guard downstairs, 337 00:22:17,375 --> 00:22:19,416 the old lady who sells newspapers, 338 00:22:19,500 --> 00:22:21,583 -and... -What about me? 339 00:22:21,666 --> 00:22:23,291 Don't leave out my name! 340 00:22:24,083 --> 00:22:25,541 Or else I'll quit. 341 00:22:25,625 --> 00:22:27,541 I want to thank Fish 342 00:22:27,625 --> 00:22:29,291 -and there's... -Hey, what is this? 343 00:22:29,375 --> 00:22:31,708 -Did you tell others about our hot-tub? -There's also... 344 00:22:31,791 --> 00:22:32,916 Be quiet. 345 00:22:33,375 --> 00:22:36,416 Not to forget my goldfish and my buddy, Bo Bo. 346 00:22:36,708 --> 00:22:38,333 Who else do I have to thank? 347 00:22:38,416 --> 00:22:42,208 You don't have to thank every Tom, Dick, and Harry. 348 00:22:42,458 --> 00:22:45,125 It's important to be direct on stage, so don't look around. 349 00:22:45,208 --> 00:22:46,541 You just have to thank the audience. 350 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,500 Don't call me honey in front of everyone. 351 00:23:17,041 --> 00:23:19,041 Wing is downstairs, quickly get ready! 352 00:23:19,125 --> 00:23:21,333 Did you hear what I just said? 353 00:23:21,416 --> 00:23:22,708 Wing is already downstairs! 354 00:23:22,916 --> 00:23:24,166 Excuse me. 355 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,125 Wing is here! 356 00:23:30,208 --> 00:23:32,791 -Wing is here! -Can you hear me? 357 00:23:32,958 --> 00:23:34,375 Wing is here! 358 00:23:34,458 --> 00:23:37,500 -Please move, Wing is here! -I heard that. 359 00:23:37,916 --> 00:23:40,541 Wing is here! 360 00:23:41,041 --> 00:23:43,291 -Wing! -Wing! 361 00:23:43,375 --> 00:23:46,708 -Wing! -Wing! 362 00:23:46,791 --> 00:23:50,416 -Wing! -Wing! 363 00:23:51,583 --> 00:23:53,750 -Thank you. -I like you too. 364 00:23:53,875 --> 00:23:55,416 Am I pretty? 365 00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:57,333 Wing, it's your money. 366 00:23:57,416 --> 00:24:00,708 Your big mansion and fancy cars. 367 00:24:01,375 --> 00:24:03,541 I really pity your parents. 368 00:24:03,625 --> 00:24:05,500 You're too fat to be a fan. 369 00:24:05,791 --> 00:24:07,250 You look just like a pig. 370 00:24:07,333 --> 00:24:09,708 -You look like you’re crazy. -I’m your biggest fan! 371 00:24:09,791 --> 00:24:11,166 No way! 372 00:24:11,250 --> 00:24:13,583 -Wing, I've waited a long time for you! -Hey, get out! 373 00:24:13,708 --> 00:24:14,833 Get out! 374 00:24:15,041 --> 00:24:17,500 -Your fans are crazy. -Look at this! 375 00:24:17,583 --> 00:24:19,791 This is very expensive! 376 00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:21,583 -Wing! -Wing! 377 00:24:21,666 --> 00:24:22,875 -Wing! -Wing! 378 00:24:22,958 --> 00:24:27,041 -Wing! -Wing! 379 00:24:27,125 --> 00:24:29,416 Wing! 380 00:24:30,416 --> 00:24:32,708 -You have to be good to Wing! -Hey! 381 00:24:32,833 --> 00:24:34,958 -If not, I'll kill you! -Hey, let go! 382 00:24:36,291 --> 00:24:37,958 Has Wing bought you a house? 383 00:24:38,041 --> 00:24:40,208 Several critics said that you're "The new comrade of the era". 384 00:24:40,291 --> 00:24:42,875 It seems that your new piece, "Gay Man Forties" will be out? 385 00:24:42,958 --> 00:24:45,875 Several claimed that Wing gave you a hefty 30 million cash, is that true? 386 00:25:04,583 --> 00:25:06,333 -Wing! -Wing! 387 00:25:07,208 --> 00:25:08,125 That's Wing! 388 00:25:09,916 --> 00:25:11,541 -I wish to go to your concert. -Really? 389 00:25:11,625 --> 00:25:13,208 -May I have a ticket? -Sure. 390 00:25:13,291 --> 00:25:16,666 -Your tickets are hard to get! -I love you! 391 00:25:21,458 --> 00:25:22,541 -Wing! -This is for you! 392 00:25:22,625 --> 00:25:24,333 -The show is starting, please go back. -Wing! 393 00:25:24,416 --> 00:25:26,083 -Get back to your seats! -Wing! 394 00:25:26,166 --> 00:25:27,625 -Emil Chow! -Go back. 395 00:25:28,375 --> 00:25:29,833 I love listening to you sing! 396 00:25:29,916 --> 00:25:31,500 Your songs are wonderful! 397 00:25:32,041 --> 00:25:33,708 -I'm serious! -Thank you. 398 00:25:33,791 --> 00:25:35,000 Don't mention it. 399 00:25:35,083 --> 00:25:37,958 Can I have your signature? 400 00:25:39,041 --> 00:25:40,416 Please write down, "To Wing". 401 00:25:41,166 --> 00:25:43,583 My name is Wing, please don't forget me. 402 00:25:43,666 --> 00:25:46,541 Of course, I won't. I've listened to your last release. 403 00:25:46,750 --> 00:25:48,333 -You know who I am! -That's right. 404 00:25:50,166 --> 00:25:51,583 -Of course, I do. -Thank you! 405 00:25:51,666 --> 00:25:53,458 Sam loves your songs. 406 00:25:53,541 --> 00:25:55,500 -Yes, Sam and I are friends. -Really? 407 00:25:55,916 --> 00:25:56,833 Where is he? 408 00:25:57,250 --> 00:25:58,250 Sam? 409 00:25:58,333 --> 00:26:00,541 Sam! 410 00:26:01,583 --> 00:26:02,708 Sam! 411 00:26:08,708 --> 00:26:09,666 Sam! 412 00:26:11,625 --> 00:26:12,583 Hi, Emil. 413 00:26:13,458 --> 00:26:15,416 Sam is so far away. 414 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,041 -Sam, let's change seats. -What? 415 00:26:20,125 --> 00:26:22,000 There's no need. 416 00:26:22,166 --> 00:26:23,333 Come on, let's change. 417 00:26:23,416 --> 00:26:25,583 There's really no need, thank you. 418 00:26:25,666 --> 00:26:27,166 Thank you so much! 419 00:26:27,250 --> 00:26:28,583 -Don't worry about it. -You are a star, 420 00:26:28,666 --> 00:26:30,583 -Come here, have this seat. -yet you're so nice. 421 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:31,833 All right. 422 00:26:40,708 --> 00:26:42,375 -Sam. -What? 423 00:26:42,625 --> 00:26:45,583 My idol Fan Fan is coming tonight. 424 00:26:45,666 --> 00:26:47,083 I know. 425 00:26:57,583 --> 00:27:01,333 Ladies and Gentlemen, in every generation, 426 00:27:01,708 --> 00:27:04,375 there is a phenomenal star. 427 00:27:04,458 --> 00:27:07,666 The winner of the Lifetime Achievement Award tonight 428 00:27:07,750 --> 00:27:09,375 is the star of all stars. 429 00:27:09,666 --> 00:27:12,083 That's right, it's Miss Fan Fan. 430 00:27:12,541 --> 00:27:14,291 Fan Fan stepped into the music industry at age 5. 431 00:27:14,375 --> 00:27:16,083 At 6, she recorded her first single album. 432 00:27:16,166 --> 00:27:17,291 In the following 15 years, 433 00:27:17,375 --> 00:27:20,625 she has released a total of 28 albums. 434 00:27:20,833 --> 00:27:23,083 That's right, at the height of her career, 435 00:27:23,166 --> 00:27:25,208 she has decided to retire from the limelight. 436 00:27:25,291 --> 00:27:28,125 She had entirely vanished from the entertainment industry. 437 00:27:28,208 --> 00:27:30,541 From then on, nobody knew her whereabouts. 438 00:27:30,875 --> 00:27:33,083 She was spotted every now and then. 439 00:27:33,166 --> 00:27:37,500 She was once seen in Rio, dancing the Samba with four pineapples. 440 00:27:37,583 --> 00:27:41,958 In 1989, she was spotted windsurfing near an island in the South Pacific. 441 00:27:42,041 --> 00:27:44,583 In 1992, however, she helped war orphans, 442 00:27:44,666 --> 00:27:48,291 by feeding them in the midst of a war zone in Mozambique. 443 00:27:48,416 --> 00:27:50,083 So where exactly is she? 444 00:27:50,166 --> 00:27:51,291 No one knows. 445 00:27:51,375 --> 00:27:54,416 Don't worry, she is here tonight. 446 00:27:54,791 --> 00:27:58,041 That's right, it's the legend of all legends. 447 00:27:58,208 --> 00:28:00,750 We present to you, Miss Fan Fan! 448 00:28:15,958 --> 00:28:17,833 Yes, let's welcome 449 00:28:18,083 --> 00:28:19,708 a brand new image, 450 00:28:20,458 --> 00:28:22,083 a never seen before Fan Fan... 451 00:28:22,791 --> 00:28:23,666 New... 452 00:28:25,708 --> 00:28:27,208 Hey! 453 00:28:32,333 --> 00:28:33,541 What's your name? 454 00:28:34,166 --> 00:28:35,708 It's none of your business, asshole. 455 00:28:35,791 --> 00:28:37,875 My name is Fish, nice to meet you! 456 00:28:39,750 --> 00:28:41,041 What's your name? 457 00:28:41,625 --> 00:28:42,500 O! 458 00:28:43,208 --> 00:28:44,250 What? 459 00:28:44,333 --> 00:28:45,583 O! 460 00:28:46,291 --> 00:28:47,875 O. 461 00:28:48,250 --> 00:28:49,291 Last but not least, 462 00:28:49,500 --> 00:28:55,125 for the category of Best Male Vocal Artist year 1996, 463 00:28:55,250 --> 00:28:56,291 the winner is... 464 00:28:56,541 --> 00:28:58,250 Wing! 465 00:29:01,083 --> 00:29:02,041 Thank you! 466 00:29:03,500 --> 00:29:05,083 Congratulations. 467 00:29:05,166 --> 00:29:07,000 -Go and take your award. -The award. 468 00:29:07,291 --> 00:29:08,416 Sam, let's go together. 469 00:29:08,500 --> 00:29:09,333 Go. 470 00:29:15,416 --> 00:29:16,375 Congratulations. 471 00:29:19,541 --> 00:29:20,416 Thank you. 472 00:29:24,958 --> 00:29:27,583 Thank you. 473 00:29:28,041 --> 00:29:28,875 Thank you. 474 00:29:30,583 --> 00:29:33,541 I have a lot of people to thank, 475 00:29:34,625 --> 00:29:37,958 but my producer asked me to make it short and quick. 476 00:29:38,708 --> 00:29:40,708 So I'll just thank one person. 477 00:29:45,708 --> 00:29:46,750 It's you. 478 00:29:47,166 --> 00:29:48,500 You don't have to look around. 479 00:29:50,291 --> 00:29:51,250 Thank you. 480 00:29:57,166 --> 00:29:59,333 One, two, three! 481 00:30:01,625 --> 00:30:04,958 -Wing! -Wing! 482 00:30:05,416 --> 00:30:08,500 -Wing! -Back off! 483 00:30:08,583 --> 00:30:10,791 -Wing! -You forgot me! 484 00:30:10,875 --> 00:30:13,208 -Wing! -Wing! 485 00:30:14,291 --> 00:30:16,541 Wing! Don't forget me! 486 00:30:17,375 --> 00:30:19,708 Someone touched me! 487 00:30:20,083 --> 00:30:21,250 -Wing! -Wing! 488 00:30:23,583 --> 00:30:25,333 You're crazy, you animals. 489 00:30:25,416 --> 00:30:26,458 Start driving! 490 00:30:27,083 --> 00:30:28,375 -Where's Sam? Slow down! -Wait! 491 00:30:28,458 --> 00:30:29,958 Hey, where's Sam? 492 00:30:30,041 --> 00:30:32,125 -Forget him, he'll manage. -Sam! 493 00:30:32,208 --> 00:30:33,500 Keep driving, let him take the cab. 494 00:30:33,583 --> 00:30:36,833 -Wing! -Wing! 495 00:30:38,666 --> 00:30:40,000 Hey! 496 00:30:40,291 --> 00:30:41,375 Wait for me! 497 00:30:50,291 --> 00:30:52,333 -It's Sam! -Sam! 498 00:31:20,708 --> 00:31:21,583 O! 499 00:31:31,291 --> 00:31:32,500 O! 500 00:31:39,125 --> 00:31:40,166 Fan Fan, I'm here! 501 00:31:40,708 --> 00:31:43,458 -I won't pick up awards for you anymore. -How was it? 502 00:31:43,541 --> 00:31:45,458 There wasn't even a single baby backstage. 503 00:31:46,375 --> 00:31:48,625 Hey, who's living upstairs? 504 00:31:48,708 --> 00:31:49,708 He's noisy. 505 00:31:50,416 --> 00:31:53,500 Nobody that I know of. 506 00:31:53,583 --> 00:31:55,750 -It sounds like a bunch of creeps. -How would you know? 507 00:31:56,291 --> 00:31:58,250 But it seems like 508 00:31:58,333 --> 00:32:01,625 the creeps are having a party upstairs. 509 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,333 A party? 510 00:32:04,166 --> 00:32:07,250 This is my house, what's the matter with you? 511 00:32:13,375 --> 00:32:14,541 Make up your mind. 512 00:32:15,041 --> 00:32:17,041 Do not regret this, I'm going to show you some muscles. 513 00:32:19,625 --> 00:32:20,750 Don't... 514 00:32:25,333 --> 00:32:26,458 What is it? 515 00:32:39,250 --> 00:32:41,666 Fish, where's Wing? 516 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,041 Hey, Mr. 517 00:32:43,250 --> 00:32:45,916 I'm not Fish, I'm... 518 00:32:48,166 --> 00:32:49,916 Okay, where the hell is Wing? 519 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,750 I have been looking all over for her. 520 00:32:52,041 --> 00:32:53,875 I saw her running around in a zebra suit a while ago, 521 00:32:53,958 --> 00:32:55,458 but God knows where she is right now. 522 00:32:56,208 --> 00:32:57,125 Okay, carry on. 523 00:33:02,583 --> 00:33:03,500 Auntie! 524 00:33:04,250 --> 00:33:06,166 You can recognize me in this? 525 00:33:06,250 --> 00:33:08,833 Of course, who can miss that fat butt of yours? 526 00:33:08,916 --> 00:33:10,166 Have you seen Sam? 527 00:33:10,833 --> 00:33:14,333 Goodness, I throw this party so that you can meet more people. 528 00:33:14,416 --> 00:33:17,166 Not to be stuck with Sam 24 hours a day, do you get it? 529 00:33:17,250 --> 00:33:19,083 Go make some new friends. Just go! 530 00:33:19,166 --> 00:33:20,333 Look at those lips! 531 00:33:21,208 --> 00:33:23,458 What a man! I'm coming! 532 00:33:26,250 --> 00:33:28,708 With all these masks, I can't even tell a man from a woman. 533 00:33:28,791 --> 00:33:30,208 I don't want to hit on the wrong person. 534 00:33:30,291 --> 00:33:32,750 You've never been with a man, yet you insist on liking women. 535 00:33:32,833 --> 00:33:33,791 How can you be so sure? 536 00:33:33,958 --> 00:33:36,708 You've never been with a woman, yet you insist on liking men. 537 00:33:36,791 --> 00:33:39,000 Sam! 538 00:33:39,083 --> 00:33:39,958 Wing! 539 00:33:42,458 --> 00:33:43,333 Wing! 540 00:33:44,916 --> 00:33:45,791 Sam! 541 00:33:47,541 --> 00:33:48,458 What is so funny? 542 00:33:48,541 --> 00:33:50,583 You've turned the house into a mess. 543 00:33:51,041 --> 00:33:52,875 I thought you wanted me to meet more people. 544 00:33:53,458 --> 00:33:55,166 I told you to meet more people, 545 00:33:55,250 --> 00:33:57,958 not to bring them home. 546 00:33:58,291 --> 00:34:00,500 -Then I'll just ask them to leave. -Wait. 547 00:34:01,541 --> 00:34:04,083 -Just don't do it again. -I'll go get you a drink. 548 00:34:04,166 --> 00:34:06,791 I thought Sam Koo hate parties. 549 00:34:06,916 --> 00:34:08,541 He's not the boss around here, 550 00:34:08,625 --> 00:34:11,333 Wing is the one paying all the bills. 551 00:34:11,500 --> 00:34:13,541 He hasn't written a song for six months. 552 00:34:13,750 --> 00:34:16,583 Sam would be down and out by now, 553 00:34:16,791 --> 00:34:18,541 if not for Wing. 554 00:34:19,166 --> 00:34:20,750 What did you say? 555 00:34:20,833 --> 00:34:21,916 Who is the boss? 556 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:23,458 What do you know about composing songs? 557 00:34:25,250 --> 00:34:26,250 I'll play with you. 558 00:34:26,333 --> 00:34:27,958 I have had enough of this. 559 00:34:28,041 --> 00:34:29,875 I'm going to Africa, so are you coming? 560 00:34:30,208 --> 00:34:33,041 But I just came back from Africa last week. 561 00:34:35,541 --> 00:34:37,208 Sorry, I took you for someone else. 562 00:34:48,833 --> 00:34:50,083 What else do you want to listen to? 563 00:34:50,916 --> 00:34:52,833 -Africa, tell me about Africa. -Africa? 564 00:34:53,833 --> 00:34:56,500 Close your eyes and let your imagination run. 565 00:34:59,041 --> 00:35:01,291 Imagine a whole bunch of women, 566 00:35:01,375 --> 00:35:03,541 all naked, running wild. 567 00:35:04,750 --> 00:35:05,708 It was crazy. 568 00:35:06,250 --> 00:35:07,791 Then there's a group of men, 569 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,958 fighting the lions by ripping off their skin. 570 00:35:11,041 --> 00:35:12,208 There was blood everywhere. 571 00:35:12,291 --> 00:35:13,666 All on the ground. 572 00:35:13,750 --> 00:35:15,041 The women even slept next to that. 573 00:35:16,208 --> 00:35:17,208 -Do you want to know? -What? 574 00:35:17,291 --> 00:35:19,000 There were giraffes too. 575 00:35:19,083 --> 00:35:21,750 Suddenly, they were behind you. 576 00:35:24,166 --> 00:35:25,125 Also, 577 00:35:25,458 --> 00:35:26,708 Paul Simon's music. 578 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,041 "Under the African Sky"! 579 00:35:30,166 --> 00:35:31,041 -Yes! -Yes! 580 00:35:31,125 --> 00:35:32,166 Sam! 581 00:35:32,250 --> 00:35:34,083 -Sam! -Fan Fan! 582 00:35:34,750 --> 00:35:37,458 I have gotten a girl, so don't wait for me. 583 00:35:40,416 --> 00:35:42,208 Who was waiting for you? 584 00:35:42,333 --> 00:35:44,083 This is a crazy party! 585 00:35:44,333 --> 00:35:45,166 Sam! 586 00:35:47,291 --> 00:35:49,041 How exciting. Where are we going? 587 00:35:49,583 --> 00:35:51,166 Mission Impossible? 588 00:35:52,916 --> 00:35:53,750 Hey. 589 00:35:54,250 --> 00:35:56,583 This is a strange place. 590 00:35:57,416 --> 00:36:00,208 It even has a basement. 591 00:36:02,375 --> 00:36:03,583 Is this a dungeon or something? 592 00:36:04,375 --> 00:36:07,083 I have brought wine, Sam! 593 00:36:08,833 --> 00:36:12,541 Sam! 594 00:36:13,125 --> 00:36:14,166 Dim sum. 595 00:36:14,541 --> 00:36:15,916 -Sweet and sour pork. -Yes. 596 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,541 Roast pigeon. 597 00:36:17,750 --> 00:36:19,708 Fried clams at Aberdeen. 598 00:36:19,791 --> 00:36:21,166 Delicious! 599 00:36:21,958 --> 00:36:23,625 And Sam Koo's "Chase". 600 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:28,333 Don't you know who Sam Koo is? 601 00:36:29,250 --> 00:36:30,083 Hey. 602 00:36:30,166 --> 00:36:33,791 He is Hong Kong's number one composer. 603 00:36:34,500 --> 00:36:36,375 He writes the greatest songs, 604 00:36:36,833 --> 00:36:37,958 but he's gay. 605 00:36:41,833 --> 00:36:43,833 What? Isn't he gay? 606 00:36:44,291 --> 00:36:45,541 He's not gay. 607 00:36:46,083 --> 00:36:47,083 Yes, he is. 608 00:36:48,208 --> 00:36:49,666 Say that again and I'll... 609 00:36:49,750 --> 00:36:50,750 He's gay. 610 00:36:52,458 --> 00:36:54,875 I'll prove that he's not gay! 611 00:37:10,958 --> 00:37:12,791 I miss you, Sam. 612 00:37:44,250 --> 00:37:46,041 Why would you do that? 613 00:37:46,333 --> 00:37:47,958 Just let her call you gay. 614 00:37:48,833 --> 00:37:50,750 It won't hurt. 615 00:37:59,041 --> 00:38:01,250 It's the alcohol. 616 00:38:07,458 --> 00:38:08,500 I'm back. 617 00:38:10,500 --> 00:38:11,541 Sam! 618 00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:14,625 Do you have a party hangover? 619 00:38:14,708 --> 00:38:15,583 That's right. 620 00:38:15,833 --> 00:38:18,458 Did you get these for me? They're beautiful! 621 00:38:18,541 --> 00:38:20,958 Move it, you're in my way! 622 00:38:21,291 --> 00:38:22,250 Sam. 623 00:38:22,333 --> 00:38:23,458 Look who's here. 624 00:38:23,541 --> 00:38:25,458 Hey, I'm right behind you! 625 00:38:25,750 --> 00:38:26,666 Hey! 626 00:38:44,166 --> 00:38:45,041 Sam! 627 00:38:48,583 --> 00:38:49,541 Don't move. 628 00:38:49,625 --> 00:38:51,458 Fan Fan can tell your fortune by feeling your body. 629 00:38:51,541 --> 00:38:53,083 -What are you saying? -How is his career? 630 00:38:53,166 --> 00:38:54,625 -I hate this. -It's good. 631 00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:56,833 -How about family? -Good. 632 00:38:56,958 --> 00:38:58,708 Then it's fine, what else do you want to know? 633 00:38:58,791 --> 00:39:00,000 There's one more thing, love. 634 00:39:00,208 --> 00:39:01,166 It seems like... 635 00:39:01,916 --> 00:39:02,916 What is it? 636 00:39:03,250 --> 00:39:04,083 Good. 637 00:39:04,375 --> 00:39:05,458 How about his health? 638 00:39:05,791 --> 00:39:06,750 Hold up! 639 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,541 Can you tell if he's healthy only from that? 640 00:39:09,791 --> 00:39:11,333 -Let me... -Hey, stop touching! 641 00:39:11,416 --> 00:39:12,666 -I want to touch it too. -Stop that. 642 00:39:12,750 --> 00:39:13,916 Hey! 643 00:39:15,166 --> 00:39:16,458 Let's see how many kids he'll have. 644 00:39:17,333 --> 00:39:19,166 -That's enough. -Sam. 645 00:39:19,708 --> 00:39:21,041 What were you dressed as at the party? 646 00:39:21,125 --> 00:39:22,083 -He was a... -Hey! 647 00:39:22,875 --> 00:39:23,833 A geoduck. 648 00:39:27,583 --> 00:39:28,541 Fan Fan. 649 00:39:28,625 --> 00:39:31,583 Can you really tell if a guy will have kids by touching him there? 650 00:39:34,125 --> 00:39:35,125 Geoduck. 651 00:39:37,916 --> 00:39:39,083 Whatever it is, deny it. 652 00:39:43,416 --> 00:39:44,541 I'm right behind you. 653 00:39:47,250 --> 00:39:48,791 When I'm being quiet, I scare you. 654 00:39:49,083 --> 00:39:50,458 When I make a noise, I still scare you. 655 00:39:51,541 --> 00:39:53,000 Are you a man? 656 00:39:55,500 --> 00:39:56,666 Crazy. 657 00:40:23,750 --> 00:40:26,416 Every time I see something good, I get goosebumps. 658 00:40:26,500 --> 00:40:27,333 Feel it. 659 00:40:29,666 --> 00:40:31,708 Hey, are you taking advantage of me? 660 00:40:32,166 --> 00:40:33,458 I have a black belt in karate. 661 00:40:34,416 --> 00:40:35,666 You grabbed my hand first. 662 00:40:40,333 --> 00:40:43,791 Do you have wet dreams sometimes? 663 00:40:43,875 --> 00:40:44,791 Of course. 664 00:40:45,375 --> 00:40:46,750 I have them all the time. 665 00:40:46,833 --> 00:40:48,625 Guess the girl who was in my wet dream last night. 666 00:40:50,083 --> 00:40:51,666 -Christie Chung. -Come on! 667 00:40:52,083 --> 00:40:53,500 I had her in my dreams last week. 668 00:40:54,083 --> 00:40:55,458 Her butt is really cute. 669 00:40:57,583 --> 00:41:00,083 Wait, but Chung is a woman. 670 00:41:02,083 --> 00:41:03,041 So? 671 00:41:06,333 --> 00:41:08,041 Of course, I like her smooth butt better. 672 00:41:08,125 --> 00:41:09,625 I wouldn't like a hairy one like yours. 673 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,666 -I don't like it. -A hairy butt has its good points too. 674 00:41:15,041 --> 00:41:16,500 Are you already asleep? 675 00:41:16,833 --> 00:41:17,666 Not yet. 676 00:41:18,333 --> 00:41:20,583 I snore to put myself to sleep. 677 00:41:20,875 --> 00:41:22,708 Do you want to talk? I'll chat with you. 678 00:41:22,791 --> 00:41:23,958 Aren't you tired? 679 00:41:24,916 --> 00:41:26,750 Shouldn't you be the one who is tired? 680 00:41:26,958 --> 00:41:29,250 You were on the phone the whole day. 681 00:41:29,625 --> 00:41:31,083 A little bit. 682 00:41:31,458 --> 00:41:33,041 Do you want to know what we talked about? 683 00:41:33,791 --> 00:41:34,666 No. 684 00:41:36,125 --> 00:41:37,875 But you can tell me if you want. 685 00:41:39,500 --> 00:41:40,708 No, don't tell me. 686 00:41:41,666 --> 00:41:43,958 You should have your own secrets. 687 00:41:44,333 --> 00:41:46,166 That's right, I'm an adult now. 688 00:41:46,500 --> 00:41:48,958 You know, I get along with Fan Fan very well. 689 00:41:49,125 --> 00:41:52,208 She has been to a lot of places, so she knows a lot. 690 00:41:52,500 --> 00:41:54,541 Do you know that she has been to Africa? 691 00:41:54,875 --> 00:41:57,083 We can talk for weeks. 692 00:41:57,625 --> 00:42:00,708 Of course, she's so old, yet rich and free. 693 00:42:00,791 --> 00:42:02,125 She can go anywhere. 694 00:42:02,208 --> 00:42:04,833 You're old too, but you've never been to Africa. 695 00:42:10,708 --> 00:42:12,875 I have to make money to put food on the table. 696 00:42:13,791 --> 00:42:16,500 There's no need, Auntie said my records are selling well. 697 00:42:16,583 --> 00:42:19,250 I'm making enough for both of us. 698 00:42:19,625 --> 00:42:21,583 Anyway, you don't have any inspirations lately, 699 00:42:21,708 --> 00:42:23,333 so don't compose. 700 00:42:26,291 --> 00:42:28,166 Let's go to Africa, I'll pay for everything. 701 00:42:29,500 --> 00:42:30,333 I'm going to bed. 702 00:42:31,708 --> 00:42:32,583 Hey. 703 00:42:33,291 --> 00:42:34,333 What? 704 00:42:36,708 --> 00:42:37,541 Hey. 705 00:42:38,125 --> 00:42:40,375 Didn't you say that you want to go to Africa? 706 00:42:40,458 --> 00:42:42,333 Enough with that. 707 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,416 You better move elsewhere. 708 00:42:48,625 --> 00:42:51,166 But it doesn't seem like she's selling me out. 709 00:42:51,291 --> 00:42:53,791 If she wants to, Wing would have known about it by now. 710 00:42:54,250 --> 00:42:56,916 There are only two types of women. 711 00:42:57,583 --> 00:42:59,583 One, those who treat you as disposable underwear. 712 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:01,541 Only after one use, it goes into the trash. 713 00:43:01,708 --> 00:43:03,000 Me? No way. 714 00:43:03,333 --> 00:43:05,833 If not, then she still has feelings for you. 715 00:43:05,958 --> 00:43:07,458 She doesn't want it to be over soon. 716 00:43:08,583 --> 00:43:09,416 Hey. 717 00:43:09,708 --> 00:43:11,958 You're kidding, it can't be. 718 00:43:12,458 --> 00:43:13,791 You're such a chicken. 719 00:43:13,958 --> 00:43:16,416 You should go down and talk to her. 720 00:43:16,500 --> 00:43:18,791 Go down? That's dangerous. 721 00:43:18,875 --> 00:43:19,791 Are you scared? 722 00:43:20,083 --> 00:43:23,500 Are you scared that if you see her again, you won't be able to control yourself? 723 00:43:25,791 --> 00:43:27,208 You're crazy. 724 00:43:27,375 --> 00:43:28,583 Tell me the truth. 725 00:43:29,500 --> 00:43:32,041 Were there fireworks that night? 726 00:43:32,541 --> 00:43:33,708 You're bad. 727 00:43:38,083 --> 00:43:40,500 Honestly, it was an amazing night. 728 00:43:41,583 --> 00:43:43,250 I wonder how she feels. 729 00:43:43,875 --> 00:43:45,000 You lied to me! 730 00:43:45,083 --> 00:43:46,750 -You have something going on with her! -Wait up. 731 00:43:46,833 --> 00:43:49,458 Do you think I won't know if you don't say anything? 732 00:43:49,541 --> 00:43:52,041 -I am suffering! -Who told you? 733 00:43:52,125 --> 00:43:54,291 -Listen! -I don't want to! 734 00:43:54,375 --> 00:43:57,166 Mr. Lam, I think green is better for the study. 735 00:43:57,958 --> 00:44:00,416 This one, it's brighter. 736 00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:02,000 Lovely. 737 00:44:04,958 --> 00:44:06,833 -Hey, let me explain. -No! 738 00:44:06,916 --> 00:44:08,666 You don't have to explain! You've been lying to me! 739 00:44:08,750 --> 00:44:12,250 -How much have I done for you? -Do you want the ceilings painted? 740 00:44:12,333 --> 00:44:14,083 There's no need to paint them, just do the walls. 741 00:44:17,458 --> 00:44:20,041 Tell me what I should do! What have I done wrong? 742 00:44:20,125 --> 00:44:23,083 Tell me, what can I do? 743 00:44:23,166 --> 00:44:24,083 Calm down! 744 00:44:26,041 --> 00:44:28,291 -What game are you playing? -How did you know that I am? 745 00:44:28,375 --> 00:44:29,875 I have accepted a role in a movie. 746 00:44:29,958 --> 00:44:31,291 -Cut! -Fish. 747 00:44:31,375 --> 00:44:33,166 Can you do it again from the beginning to the end? 748 00:44:33,250 --> 00:44:35,375 You always stop in the middle. 749 00:44:35,458 --> 00:44:38,041 How can you get an Oscar? How can you be compared to Sharon Stone? 750 00:44:38,250 --> 00:44:40,791 I was going to insist, but I... 751 00:44:40,875 --> 00:44:43,958 I have to find my mark and also to be in the mood. 752 00:44:44,041 --> 00:44:45,083 Did you record it? 753 00:44:45,166 --> 00:44:48,000 What do you mean by recording? I have to practice too. 754 00:44:48,083 --> 00:44:49,416 I'm not professional. 755 00:44:49,500 --> 00:44:51,083 I don't even know which button to press. 756 00:44:51,458 --> 00:44:52,625 How about this? 757 00:44:52,875 --> 00:44:55,000 What is this button for? 758 00:44:55,708 --> 00:44:57,958 This, I don't know this word. 759 00:44:58,041 --> 00:44:59,125 Ask Sam. 760 00:44:59,375 --> 00:45:01,125 Read the manual. 761 00:45:01,208 --> 00:45:02,208 Go read the manual. 762 00:45:03,916 --> 00:45:06,541 That's strange, your reaction was good. 763 00:45:06,625 --> 00:45:08,208 Did you know that I was rehearsing? 764 00:45:09,375 --> 00:45:10,541 Tell me what I don't know. 765 00:45:11,416 --> 00:45:13,458 Hey, a movie? What movie it is? 766 00:45:13,541 --> 00:45:16,083 I've accepted a crossdressing role, as the leading actress. 767 00:45:16,333 --> 00:45:17,625 You sure have guts. 768 00:45:17,833 --> 00:45:19,250 What if they know that you're a girl... 769 00:45:19,333 --> 00:45:21,291 They won't! How would they know? 770 00:45:22,166 --> 00:45:24,375 I'm meeting someone, let's talk later. 771 00:45:24,875 --> 00:45:26,666 -Hey! -Hey. 772 00:45:26,750 --> 00:45:30,125 I've read the entire manual, but I still can't find the button. 773 00:45:32,291 --> 00:45:33,416 You're a pain. 774 00:45:35,625 --> 00:45:36,708 Do you know German? 775 00:45:37,166 --> 00:45:38,041 No. 776 00:45:39,333 --> 00:45:40,250 French? 777 00:45:44,125 --> 00:45:45,083 English? 778 00:45:46,458 --> 00:45:48,791 I've only learned the letter "S". 779 00:45:48,875 --> 00:45:49,750 Okay. 780 00:45:51,208 --> 00:45:52,333 Then even I can't help you. 781 00:45:54,375 --> 00:45:55,250 Hey! 782 00:45:57,416 --> 00:45:58,291 Who is she meeting? 783 00:46:00,625 --> 00:46:01,833 Do you know Joan? 784 00:46:04,083 --> 00:46:05,041 How about Linda? 785 00:46:06,291 --> 00:46:07,166 Okay. 786 00:46:07,666 --> 00:46:08,625 I can't help you. 787 00:46:12,833 --> 00:46:14,083 Joan? 788 00:46:16,208 --> 00:46:18,000 You are really "S" today. 789 00:46:18,333 --> 00:46:19,375 What is "S"? 790 00:46:22,916 --> 00:46:25,208 You sure know how to sweet-talk. 791 00:46:25,833 --> 00:46:28,375 Of course, now where do you intend to take me today? 792 00:46:29,125 --> 00:46:31,166 I hate to make plans. 793 00:46:31,583 --> 00:46:33,416 That makes life more interesting. 794 00:46:33,791 --> 00:46:37,208 Whatever will be will be. 795 00:46:50,291 --> 00:46:51,708 -Fan Fan. -Yes? 796 00:46:51,791 --> 00:46:53,625 I have something to tell you. 797 00:46:53,708 --> 00:46:54,583 Just say it. 798 00:46:55,083 --> 00:46:57,000 I have something to discuss with you. 799 00:46:57,083 --> 00:46:59,166 -Listen to me first. -I am listening. 800 00:46:59,250 --> 00:47:01,000 Don't fool around, all right? 801 00:47:01,291 --> 00:47:02,208 Fan Fan. 802 00:47:02,916 --> 00:47:03,833 This is the stage. 803 00:47:04,916 --> 00:47:07,958 I was five when I sang and danced on that stage. 804 00:47:08,125 --> 00:47:10,458 Then there he was, waving me over. 805 00:47:10,875 --> 00:47:13,250 "You'll be a star," he said. 806 00:47:13,583 --> 00:47:14,583 He's right. 807 00:47:14,666 --> 00:47:17,666 Fan Fan, who was the one waving at you? 808 00:47:17,750 --> 00:47:18,875 It was Bruce Lee. 809 00:47:18,958 --> 00:47:20,541 You've seen Bruce Lee? 810 00:47:21,041 --> 00:47:22,250 You better not be pulling my legs. 811 00:47:22,375 --> 00:47:23,708 I have something to tell you, Fan Fan. 812 00:47:24,166 --> 00:47:25,041 Fan Fan? 813 00:47:25,375 --> 00:47:28,250 Yes, I would not be here today if not for her. 814 00:47:29,125 --> 00:47:30,583 Who are you talking about? 815 00:47:31,041 --> 00:47:32,000 Fong Fong. 816 00:47:32,416 --> 00:47:33,416 Fong Fong? 817 00:47:33,500 --> 00:47:35,791 Yes, she taught me a lot. 818 00:47:35,875 --> 00:47:38,333 Then she helped me change my name to Fan Fan. 819 00:47:38,666 --> 00:47:40,625 Fan and Fong, 820 00:47:40,791 --> 00:47:41,666 they sound good together. 821 00:47:41,750 --> 00:47:42,958 What's your real name? 822 00:47:43,333 --> 00:47:45,541 Nothing's changed, you just have to spell it backward. 823 00:47:46,500 --> 00:47:48,208 Naf Naf! 824 00:47:48,500 --> 00:47:49,833 It sounds good! 825 00:47:49,916 --> 00:47:50,916 -Do you think so too? -Yes! 826 00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:52,708 -The fortune-teller said the same thing. -Really? 827 00:47:52,791 --> 00:47:54,875 He said if I were to use my real name, I would be famous. 828 00:47:54,958 --> 00:47:56,500 However, my love life is not that good. 829 00:47:56,583 --> 00:47:58,958 -What about Fan Fan? -Even worse. 830 00:47:59,041 --> 00:48:00,458 Is Wing your real name? 831 00:48:00,541 --> 00:48:02,291 Of course, Wing is not my real name. 832 00:48:02,375 --> 00:48:06,416 My real name sounds masculine. 833 00:48:06,791 --> 00:48:07,875 What's your name? 834 00:48:08,750 --> 00:48:11,166 Lam Chi-cheung! 835 00:48:18,666 --> 00:48:19,541 Then what? 836 00:48:19,625 --> 00:48:22,000 You don't know how to sing, yet you pretend to be a singer. 837 00:48:23,041 --> 00:48:24,125 That's what Sam says about me. 838 00:48:25,833 --> 00:48:29,333 I would like to discuss something with you. 839 00:48:29,416 --> 00:48:33,125 If not for Bruce, I would just be an ordinary person. 840 00:48:34,750 --> 00:48:35,833 Then I'll be much happier. 841 00:48:36,458 --> 00:48:38,958 But you're doing well now. You're famous and wealthy. 842 00:48:39,333 --> 00:48:41,375 However, you have something that I don't. 843 00:48:42,250 --> 00:48:43,083 What is it? 844 00:48:43,166 --> 00:48:44,500 A normal childhood. 845 00:48:44,875 --> 00:48:46,166 Everyone has that. 846 00:48:46,541 --> 00:48:49,250 When you were skipping rope, I was learning how to dance. 847 00:48:50,166 --> 00:48:54,458 When you were studying, I was backstage learning lines. 848 00:48:55,750 --> 00:48:58,125 When everyone is talking about their first love, 849 00:48:58,416 --> 00:49:00,416 I have already played the bride 18 times in the movies, 850 00:49:01,208 --> 00:49:03,291 singing scores of love songs. 851 00:49:06,625 --> 00:49:10,166 If I could have my innocence and first love, 852 00:49:10,375 --> 00:49:11,416 that would be great. 853 00:49:11,541 --> 00:49:12,708 Why can't you? 854 00:49:16,750 --> 00:49:18,166 It's because I am now Fan Fan. 855 00:49:18,666 --> 00:49:19,916 I'm no longer Naf Naf. 856 00:49:20,625 --> 00:49:24,500 I still think of myself as Lam Chi-cheung in the skid road. 857 00:49:27,083 --> 00:49:28,000 How about this? 858 00:49:28,083 --> 00:49:29,375 I let you choose. 859 00:49:29,625 --> 00:49:31,875 What kind of first love would you like? 860 00:49:34,625 --> 00:49:35,875 Like a rabbit. 861 00:49:36,750 --> 00:49:37,875 Kind. 862 00:49:38,208 --> 00:49:39,375 Simple. 863 00:49:40,041 --> 00:49:41,041 Innocent. 864 00:49:41,500 --> 00:49:42,458 There is someone. 865 00:49:42,708 --> 00:49:43,583 Really? 866 00:49:43,875 --> 00:49:45,208 Who's your first love? 867 00:49:46,083 --> 00:49:47,083 Sam. 868 00:49:47,833 --> 00:49:49,708 But he's not like a little rabbit. 869 00:49:50,250 --> 00:49:52,041 Don't talk about him, Fan Fan. 870 00:49:52,583 --> 00:49:56,625 Actually, I have something to discuss with you. 871 00:50:01,333 --> 00:50:02,875 I want you to pretend to be my girlfriend. 872 00:50:03,291 --> 00:50:05,125 Sam doesn't like people thinking that he's gay. 873 00:50:05,208 --> 00:50:07,583 If I have a girlfriend, no one would say that he's gay anymore. 874 00:50:07,666 --> 00:50:09,041 Why are you so good to Sam? 875 00:50:10,333 --> 00:50:11,541 It's because he's good to me. 876 00:50:12,916 --> 00:50:13,833 Really? 877 00:50:31,833 --> 00:50:33,500 Sam, open the door! 878 00:50:33,875 --> 00:50:35,541 Sam, open the door! 879 00:50:35,916 --> 00:50:38,000 Mr. Koo, open up! 880 00:50:38,083 --> 00:50:40,791 You're already in, don't wake the neighbors up. 881 00:50:40,875 --> 00:50:43,125 I like to wake you up, it makes me happy. 882 00:50:43,250 --> 00:50:45,000 It makes me so happy. 883 00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,416 -It so late and you didn't call. -So happy. 884 00:50:48,666 --> 00:50:51,500 You told me that I don't have to call you. 885 00:50:51,666 --> 00:50:53,958 You said that I'm not a kid and I have my space. 886 00:50:54,166 --> 00:50:56,333 -You have yours. -What are you doing? 887 00:50:56,416 --> 00:50:58,958 -Sit down! -Let go. 888 00:51:00,041 --> 00:51:02,000 -You're as drunk as a skunk. -No, I'm not. 889 00:51:02,083 --> 00:51:04,333 Why should I listen to you? 890 00:51:04,416 --> 00:51:05,291 No. 891 00:51:07,541 --> 00:51:09,750 It's a chimney! Is there anyone there? 892 00:51:09,833 --> 00:51:12,375 -Go to sleep. -Let go, I don't want to. 893 00:51:12,458 --> 00:51:15,250 You can go to sleep, but I don't want to. 894 00:51:15,791 --> 00:51:17,208 I want an apple. Do you want some? 895 00:51:18,750 --> 00:51:19,875 It's very crispy. 896 00:51:20,083 --> 00:51:21,333 Who were you with? 897 00:51:21,500 --> 00:51:22,791 Why do I have to tell you? 898 00:51:22,875 --> 00:51:25,000 Bitch. 899 00:51:25,083 --> 00:51:26,625 Are you calling me a bitch? 900 00:51:27,125 --> 00:51:29,125 Yes, I was with Fan Fan. 901 00:51:29,208 --> 00:51:30,833 Bitch. 902 00:51:33,375 --> 00:51:34,333 That's right, 903 00:51:34,833 --> 00:51:38,875 Fan Fan even said that my song, "Chase" is very good. 904 00:51:38,958 --> 00:51:40,166 Do you have no shame? 905 00:51:40,250 --> 00:51:42,125 I composed that song for you. 906 00:51:42,416 --> 00:51:43,750 You're crazy! 907 00:51:44,208 --> 00:51:46,375 If I didn't start it, you would have not composed it. 908 00:51:46,458 --> 00:51:47,500 In fact, 909 00:51:48,416 --> 00:51:50,625 Fan Fan also said that she has never seen anyone 910 00:51:50,708 --> 00:51:52,041 with a star quality like me. 911 00:51:52,708 --> 00:51:55,375 -Are you okay? -What do you think? 912 00:51:55,458 --> 00:51:56,916 All right! 913 00:51:57,250 --> 00:51:58,250 What's the matter? 914 00:51:58,333 --> 00:51:59,750 The toilet is this way. 915 00:52:03,791 --> 00:52:07,333 You're so drunk that I feel like hitting you. 916 00:52:19,041 --> 00:52:20,291 -Sam. -What? 917 00:52:20,958 --> 00:52:22,166 Why did you hit me? 918 00:52:25,250 --> 00:52:28,166 I had a dream that you hit me and you even told me to go to hell. 919 00:52:30,083 --> 00:52:33,250 It was only a dream. 920 00:52:33,333 --> 00:52:34,875 Go back to sleep. 921 00:52:35,791 --> 00:52:38,750 If it's just a dream, then why does my back hurt? 922 00:52:41,791 --> 00:52:44,791 I'll massage it a little, then it would no longer hurt. 923 00:52:45,208 --> 00:52:46,875 -Do you feel better now? -Yes. 924 00:52:47,250 --> 00:52:48,416 Go to sleep, be good. 925 00:52:49,750 --> 00:52:50,666 Sleep. 926 00:52:53,250 --> 00:52:54,833 -Sam! -Yes? 927 00:52:55,625 --> 00:52:58,041 Do you remember me asking you? 928 00:52:58,250 --> 00:53:00,791 -Who should die between the two of us? -Yes? 929 00:53:01,166 --> 00:53:02,625 How come you never asked me? 930 00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:04,083 Ask me now. 931 00:53:04,500 --> 00:53:07,708 Do you want to die or do you want me to die? 932 00:53:09,041 --> 00:53:10,083 I'll choose to die. 933 00:53:11,166 --> 00:53:13,166 Okay, then you should die. 934 00:53:13,250 --> 00:53:14,458 Are you not happy? 935 00:53:15,125 --> 00:53:16,291 I've decided to die for you. 936 00:53:18,541 --> 00:53:19,625 I am. 937 00:53:20,583 --> 00:53:21,916 I'm happy, okay? 938 00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:24,625 Go to sleep, it's late. Be good. 939 00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:38,291 Don't cry. 940 00:53:38,500 --> 00:53:41,125 I know that for a 20-year relationship... 941 00:53:41,750 --> 00:53:43,500 It's not fair, but... 942 00:53:44,375 --> 00:53:46,583 But I have met a girl I like. 943 00:53:46,666 --> 00:53:47,875 I shouldn't give up. 944 00:53:48,291 --> 00:53:51,375 You should think about me, do you understand? 945 00:53:51,458 --> 00:53:54,041 It's not me who don't like you, it's... 946 00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:56,458 It's her who hates you. 947 00:53:57,708 --> 00:53:59,666 You're only going away for one or two months. 948 00:53:59,750 --> 00:54:03,541 I will still love you and I won't leave you. 949 00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:06,041 Okay? 950 00:54:07,291 --> 00:54:08,541 Then it's decided. 951 00:54:08,625 --> 00:54:10,708 I'll give you some shaving cream. 952 00:54:10,791 --> 00:54:12,875 It will be in one stroke. 953 00:54:13,416 --> 00:54:15,500 Just like an injection, there won't be any pain. 954 00:54:15,625 --> 00:54:16,750 It will be very quick. 955 00:54:16,833 --> 00:54:21,333 FAN AND WING GOT TOGETHER KOO IS DUMPED 956 00:54:23,583 --> 00:54:24,500 Wing! 957 00:54:25,458 --> 00:54:26,333 Wing! 958 00:54:27,458 --> 00:54:28,583 What? 959 00:54:29,083 --> 00:54:30,000 Look at this. 960 00:54:33,541 --> 00:54:34,833 They have fallen into my trap. 961 00:54:34,958 --> 00:54:36,125 Did you tell them to write this? 962 00:54:36,291 --> 00:54:37,250 Yes. 963 00:54:37,458 --> 00:54:40,333 Don't you know that I begged Fan Fan to pretend to be my girlfriend? 964 00:54:40,416 --> 00:54:43,500 Now no one would say that you're gay. 965 00:54:43,583 --> 00:54:45,250 This is not okay. 966 00:54:45,458 --> 00:54:47,041 -Why not? -If you're the one who wrote this, 967 00:54:47,458 --> 00:54:49,458 then doesn't it mean that you're dumping me? 968 00:54:49,833 --> 00:54:52,041 That's not the truth, how is that possible? 969 00:54:52,125 --> 00:54:54,041 You know that I love you, right? 970 00:54:54,333 --> 00:54:56,541 Readers don't know what's real. 971 00:54:56,625 --> 00:54:58,666 They believe what they read. 972 00:54:59,541 --> 00:55:00,750 If you keep doing this, 973 00:55:01,333 --> 00:55:03,750 Fan Fan would eventually find out that you're a woman. 974 00:55:04,333 --> 00:55:06,250 I can always deny it. 975 00:55:06,333 --> 00:55:07,625 -Deny it? -Yes. 976 00:55:07,708 --> 00:55:10,416 Even if she takes off all of my clothes, I can still deny it. 977 00:55:10,916 --> 00:55:13,791 -You can still deny? -Yes, you were the one who taught me. 978 00:55:13,875 --> 00:55:16,208 We're just making friends. 979 00:55:16,541 --> 00:55:18,208 I'll keep my distance. 980 00:55:18,291 --> 00:55:20,291 Don't worry, I'm smart. 981 00:55:21,125 --> 00:55:23,666 I'm going to work, you should stay at home and compose. 982 00:55:23,875 --> 00:55:28,375 If you're bored, go for a shopping with Auntie or see a movie. 983 00:55:28,583 --> 00:55:30,875 I'll come back right after work, okay? 984 00:55:31,916 --> 00:55:32,750 Hey. 985 00:55:32,833 --> 00:55:33,791 Your glasses. 986 00:55:38,250 --> 00:55:39,916 I forgot, I'm not coming back tonight. 987 00:55:40,958 --> 00:55:42,125 You're not coming back? 988 00:55:42,666 --> 00:55:44,041 Then where are you going? 989 00:55:45,083 --> 00:55:47,583 I'm going to Fan Fan's. I want to read the script with her. 990 00:55:47,666 --> 00:55:49,625 -I'll be on early shift tomorrow morning. -Come here. 991 00:55:49,708 --> 00:55:51,625 I don't want to wake you up. 992 00:55:52,166 --> 00:55:55,083 Fan Fan said that she might move. 993 00:55:55,166 --> 00:55:57,875 If she moves, why don't I move downstairs? 994 00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,625 Then we would have our own space, right? 995 00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,250 -Let me... -I don't have the time to talk. 996 00:56:08,291 --> 00:56:09,166 Hey. 997 00:56:10,375 --> 00:56:11,208 Hey. 998 00:56:16,583 --> 00:56:17,958 What are you doing? 999 00:56:19,416 --> 00:56:21,916 -Good morning. -Good morning. 1000 00:56:22,041 --> 00:56:23,458 How are you? 1001 00:56:23,541 --> 00:56:26,416 Why are you so upset this morning? 1002 00:56:26,875 --> 00:56:28,041 Good morning. 1003 00:56:28,833 --> 00:56:29,958 -Good morning. -Good morning. 1004 00:56:32,083 --> 00:56:34,458 Look, how nice! 1005 00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:36,375 Turn around. 1006 00:56:36,458 --> 00:56:38,416 -Come here, take the seat. -Okay. 1007 00:56:38,500 --> 00:56:39,458 I'll help you. 1008 00:56:40,666 --> 00:56:42,375 Stand up, be careful! 1009 00:56:42,458 --> 00:56:44,916 -It's okay. -Do you really think she's teaching you? 1010 00:56:45,750 --> 00:56:48,250 -She's just coming onto you. -Don't listen to him. 1011 00:56:48,875 --> 00:56:51,666 If your parents know that you're with a lesbian, 1012 00:56:53,166 --> 00:56:56,958 your parents will be upset, so will your grandparents. 1013 00:56:58,041 --> 00:57:01,958 Your friends will look down on you, so will your relatives and the society. 1014 00:57:02,541 --> 00:57:04,583 Think about it, you can't even have children! 1015 00:57:06,750 --> 00:57:08,375 Save it, she has left. 1016 00:57:08,708 --> 00:57:11,333 You won't even get a seat in the subway. 1017 00:57:12,458 --> 00:57:13,791 That's enough! 1018 00:57:16,125 --> 00:57:17,750 Why don't you start liking guys? 1019 00:57:30,208 --> 00:57:33,166 You look pretty dressed as a girl. 1020 00:57:34,083 --> 00:57:34,958 Really? 1021 00:57:35,333 --> 00:57:37,416 Nobody ever said that to me. 1022 00:57:37,875 --> 00:57:39,416 It's too bad that Sam is not here. 1023 00:57:39,666 --> 00:57:41,333 Remember to tell him next time. 1024 00:57:42,375 --> 00:57:43,375 It's Sam again. 1025 00:57:48,791 --> 00:57:51,166 Between Sam and I, 1026 00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:53,916 who do you think is more handsome? 1027 00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:55,125 Let me see. 1028 00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:58,833 You're more handsome. 1029 00:57:59,166 --> 00:58:01,083 You have style, 1030 00:58:01,583 --> 00:58:03,708 but Sam is manly. 1031 00:58:04,541 --> 00:58:06,500 You always compare me to a man. 1032 00:58:06,833 --> 00:58:07,958 I can't win. 1033 00:58:09,333 --> 00:58:10,833 You lack one thing. 1034 00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:13,041 What is it? 1035 00:58:17,458 --> 00:58:18,416 A glowing rod? 1036 00:58:18,500 --> 00:58:20,333 Yes, it's useful. 1037 00:58:20,666 --> 00:58:24,125 Put it at the right place and you will become powerful. 1038 00:58:24,333 --> 00:58:25,541 Will it glow in the dark? 1039 00:58:25,958 --> 00:58:27,083 Of course not. 1040 00:58:27,375 --> 00:58:29,708 You won't be a man just because you have a man's haircut, 1041 00:58:29,791 --> 00:58:33,000 or you wear men's clothing, even some fake mustaches. 1042 00:58:33,416 --> 00:58:36,083 -Then how? -You have to feel the ultimate manhood. 1043 00:58:36,500 --> 00:58:37,500 With it, 1044 00:58:37,833 --> 00:58:40,291 regardless of whether you're sitting or standing. 1045 00:58:40,875 --> 00:58:44,125 You'll even think like a man. 1046 00:58:44,583 --> 00:58:45,625 Really? 1047 00:58:46,166 --> 00:58:47,333 Of course. 1048 00:58:47,500 --> 00:58:49,083 I'll help you, come here. 1049 00:58:49,500 --> 00:58:51,375 You can't do it yourself. 1050 00:58:54,250 --> 00:58:55,083 All right. 1051 00:59:03,250 --> 00:59:04,083 Hey. 1052 00:59:04,666 --> 00:59:05,875 Aren't you helping me? 1053 00:59:07,833 --> 00:59:10,333 I'll ask someone else to do it for you. 1054 00:59:21,916 --> 00:59:23,375 Indian Ocean, Atlantic Ocean. 1055 00:59:24,125 --> 00:59:26,083 Atlantic City. 1056 00:59:26,750 --> 00:59:27,791 Atlantic City. 1057 00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:29,875 What? 1058 00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:34,375 O! 1059 00:59:34,458 --> 00:59:35,625 What? 1060 00:59:36,083 --> 00:59:39,041 I heard from Fish that you're crooked. 1061 00:59:39,375 --> 00:59:40,791 What? I'm not. 1062 00:59:41,625 --> 00:59:42,625 No. 1063 00:59:42,958 --> 00:59:45,166 -Don't you like women? -Yes! 1064 00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:48,041 -I have a question for you. -Yes? 1065 00:59:48,125 --> 00:59:50,083 I have a friend. 1066 00:59:50,791 --> 00:59:53,291 Her boyfriend and her are good together, 1067 00:59:53,500 --> 00:59:55,875 but recently, she has been thinking 1068 00:59:55,958 --> 00:59:58,958 -about another woman. -Hey! 1069 00:59:59,083 --> 01:00:01,500 Does she know how to rollerblade? Is she pretty? 1070 01:00:03,625 --> 01:00:05,166 She's not bad. 1071 01:00:06,083 --> 01:00:07,458 Forget it. 1072 01:00:08,750 --> 01:00:09,875 Hey, I'm not done. 1073 01:00:09,958 --> 01:00:11,625 O! 1074 01:00:11,708 --> 01:00:13,416 -O! -Yes? 1075 01:00:13,583 --> 01:00:17,458 I want to know what it's like to like a girl. 1076 01:00:18,375 --> 01:00:21,541 First, they would cut their hair short. 1077 01:00:21,625 --> 01:00:22,958 Then they would wear men's clothes, 1078 01:00:23,125 --> 01:00:24,583 pretending to be a man. 1079 01:00:25,083 --> 01:00:26,041 After that, 1080 01:00:26,916 --> 01:00:28,541 hiccups would follow suit. 1081 01:00:29,250 --> 01:00:30,208 Yes, just like that. 1082 01:00:30,625 --> 01:00:31,541 I don't have it. 1083 01:00:32,416 --> 01:00:33,416 Lastly, 1084 01:00:34,250 --> 01:00:35,666 when your eyes are closed, 1085 01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:38,375 you can only see pretty girls. 1086 01:00:45,458 --> 01:00:46,333 Feel it. 1087 01:00:47,125 --> 01:00:48,791 It's not as hairy. 1088 01:00:50,125 --> 01:00:51,541 Is it smooth enough? 1089 01:00:52,500 --> 01:00:54,125 Close your eyes and try to imagine. 1090 01:00:54,208 --> 01:00:55,416 Close your eyes. 1091 01:00:57,458 --> 01:00:58,583 Does it feel like a woman's? 1092 01:00:59,958 --> 01:01:00,833 A woman. 1093 01:01:02,250 --> 01:01:03,625 No way! 1094 01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:06,750 This side hasn't been shaved, it'll be better once it is shaved! 1095 01:01:06,833 --> 01:01:08,625 Wait, it will feel like a woman's leg! 1096 01:01:08,708 --> 01:01:09,958 No. 1097 01:01:10,083 --> 01:01:12,333 Let me shave the other leg! 1098 01:01:12,416 --> 01:01:15,666 No, I can see your face and smell your manly body odor. 1099 01:01:19,125 --> 01:01:20,291 Fish. 1100 01:01:20,375 --> 01:01:23,250 I don't think you can force your feelings on her. 1101 01:01:24,166 --> 01:01:25,375 What do you know? 1102 01:01:27,583 --> 01:01:30,166 I shaved my leg for her! 1103 01:01:31,208 --> 01:01:32,583 Would you shave for Wing? 1104 01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:40,083 So noisy. 1105 01:01:55,166 --> 01:01:56,166 Please let me through. 1106 01:02:02,583 --> 01:02:03,708 Mr. Koo, please wait. 1107 01:02:03,791 --> 01:02:05,708 Wait, Mr. Koo. We'll all go down. 1108 01:02:05,791 --> 01:02:06,875 Yes, come back soon. 1109 01:02:06,958 --> 01:02:08,083 Mr. Koo! 1110 01:02:19,750 --> 01:02:20,750 I'm sorry. 1111 01:02:21,583 --> 01:02:22,500 Don't worry. 1112 01:02:27,416 --> 01:02:29,166 -Actually the party that night... -I... 1113 01:02:30,541 --> 01:02:31,875 That was an exception. 1114 01:02:32,458 --> 01:02:34,166 An exception. 1115 01:02:35,916 --> 01:02:37,125 Of course. 1116 01:02:39,416 --> 01:02:42,541 It was an exception for me too. 1117 01:02:42,750 --> 01:02:44,375 Right, of course. 1118 01:02:47,750 --> 01:02:48,666 It's a secret. 1119 01:02:50,666 --> 01:02:51,541 A secret. 1120 01:02:57,958 --> 01:02:59,583 Come up for a drink whenever you have the time. 1121 01:03:00,458 --> 01:03:02,625 Okay, but I won't wear a mask. 1122 01:03:03,541 --> 01:03:04,458 Of course. 1123 01:03:07,583 --> 01:03:08,458 Geoduck. 1124 01:03:12,666 --> 01:03:15,125 FAN FAN, SAM 1125 01:03:15,416 --> 01:03:17,875 I want to see Sam! 1126 01:03:21,791 --> 01:03:22,958 It's Fan Fan again. 1127 01:03:24,083 --> 01:03:25,250 Damn it. 1128 01:03:25,583 --> 01:03:27,500 She didn't wear any clothes this time. 1129 01:03:29,833 --> 01:03:31,583 Sam! This time I want to see Sam! 1130 01:03:31,916 --> 01:03:32,791 Sam! 1131 01:03:34,083 --> 01:03:36,500 Sam. 1132 01:03:40,833 --> 01:03:41,875 It's still Fan Fan. 1133 01:03:46,208 --> 01:03:47,166 No. 1134 01:03:47,625 --> 01:03:49,208 Even this ugly woman makes me hiccup. 1135 01:03:50,291 --> 01:03:52,166 No way. 1136 01:03:52,416 --> 01:03:53,875 I'll never be straight again. 1137 01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:03,875 Why does this elevator take so long? 1138 01:04:07,416 --> 01:04:08,458 Did you press the button? 1139 01:04:09,541 --> 01:04:11,041 Did you not? 1140 01:04:11,958 --> 01:04:13,000 No, I didn't. 1141 01:04:17,250 --> 01:04:18,250 What's that? 1142 01:04:18,333 --> 01:04:19,416 We are stuck! 1143 01:04:20,625 --> 01:04:21,458 Hey! 1144 01:04:21,666 --> 01:04:22,500 What's wrong? 1145 01:04:23,583 --> 01:04:25,500 -I'm scared! -Don't be scared! 1146 01:04:25,625 --> 01:04:26,916 -I'm scared as well! -It's scary! 1147 01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:28,125 Don't be scared! 1148 01:04:30,625 --> 01:04:32,041 Why do you have a glowing rod? 1149 01:04:32,541 --> 01:04:33,416 It's a given. 1150 01:04:33,625 --> 01:04:36,708 I have been trapped in this elevator over 30 times, 1151 01:04:36,791 --> 01:04:38,250 so I'm well-prepared. 1152 01:04:38,833 --> 01:04:42,458 This will only last for half an hour. 1153 01:04:42,541 --> 01:04:44,708 Feel this pocket. Can you feel that? 1154 01:04:45,875 --> 01:04:47,208 What did you put inside there? 1155 01:04:48,500 --> 01:04:50,416 I was trapped here once for five hours. 1156 01:04:50,583 --> 01:04:52,916 That's why there are nine of them, so don't worry. 1157 01:04:56,166 --> 01:05:00,375 She sells seashells by the seashore! 1158 01:05:01,500 --> 01:05:02,416 What's wrong? 1159 01:05:03,916 --> 01:05:05,625 That's so weird. 1160 01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:06,875 Really? 1161 01:05:07,916 --> 01:05:09,333 Well, Wing taught me. 1162 01:05:09,416 --> 01:05:11,291 -No one dances like this anymore. -Really? 1163 01:05:11,625 --> 01:05:12,666 Of course. 1164 01:05:12,958 --> 01:05:14,458 Currently, it's this dance. 1165 01:05:16,166 --> 01:05:20,791 She sells seashells by the seashore! 1166 01:05:21,833 --> 01:05:24,291 Amazing, how exciting. 1167 01:05:24,833 --> 01:05:25,916 Hey, teach me. 1168 01:05:26,458 --> 01:05:27,583 Teach me. 1169 01:05:27,791 --> 01:05:30,750 -I'll get it if you teach me three times. -Really? 1170 01:05:30,875 --> 01:05:31,791 Come. 1171 01:05:31,875 --> 01:05:34,083 One, two, three. 1172 01:05:34,166 --> 01:05:38,916 -She sells seashells by the seashore! -She sells seashells by the seashore! 1173 01:05:40,041 --> 01:05:41,083 Geoduck! 1174 01:05:45,583 --> 01:05:46,833 This is very comfortable. 1175 01:05:46,916 --> 01:05:49,125 Don't move even if it's comfortable. 1176 01:05:51,416 --> 01:05:53,500 I've always been the one to massage Sam. 1177 01:05:56,291 --> 01:05:58,291 But being massaged instead is so comfortable. 1178 01:05:58,916 --> 01:06:00,708 If you like it, then come down more often. 1179 01:06:01,708 --> 01:06:03,166 Why are you so good to me? 1180 01:06:05,041 --> 01:06:06,375 It's because you're good to me. 1181 01:06:12,375 --> 01:06:14,375 We can still be friends without love. 1182 01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:17,583 Fan Fan, you're so understanding. 1183 01:06:18,625 --> 01:06:21,416 Perhaps is it easier to talk to women? 1184 01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:25,333 I find talking to you to be more comfortable than with Sam. 1185 01:06:26,291 --> 01:06:27,708 Men and women are different. 1186 01:06:28,791 --> 01:06:30,208 What's the difference? 1187 01:06:31,291 --> 01:06:32,875 When men like someone, 1188 01:06:32,958 --> 01:06:34,750 they would make themselves happy. 1189 01:06:35,416 --> 01:06:36,875 When women like someone, 1190 01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:38,875 they would make their partner happy. 1191 01:06:39,208 --> 01:06:42,541 Naturally, they too would feel happy. 1192 01:06:43,708 --> 01:06:45,875 That's true. 1193 01:06:46,750 --> 01:06:49,250 I always want to do things that would make Sam happy. 1194 01:06:49,833 --> 01:06:52,125 If he's happy, then I am too. 1195 01:06:52,708 --> 01:06:55,291 That's why I believe that you're not a man. 1196 01:06:57,333 --> 01:06:58,541 Am I not like a man? 1197 01:06:59,833 --> 01:07:01,708 I'm saying that you don't have their faults. 1198 01:07:07,750 --> 01:07:08,875 No. 1199 01:07:10,208 --> 01:07:11,208 As of lately, 1200 01:07:11,625 --> 01:07:14,875 I can feel that Sam is not that happy. 1201 01:07:18,208 --> 01:07:19,958 We weren't like this before. 1202 01:07:20,250 --> 01:07:21,875 We used to be very happy. 1203 01:07:24,083 --> 01:07:25,916 Is it because I moved in with him? 1204 01:07:26,833 --> 01:07:29,291 But he asked me to move in with him. 1205 01:07:30,708 --> 01:07:32,333 Maybe it's because I have two left feet. 1206 01:07:32,833 --> 01:07:35,208 Sam never lived with anyone before. 1207 01:07:35,333 --> 01:07:37,916 He had never lived with anyone. 1208 01:07:39,916 --> 01:07:42,166 He sacrificed a lot for me. 1209 01:07:44,083 --> 01:07:46,208 He said I was bored at home, 1210 01:07:46,958 --> 01:07:48,625 so I started singing again. 1211 01:07:49,500 --> 01:07:51,083 Once again, I have my own career. 1212 01:07:52,166 --> 01:07:54,791 So I entered the entertainment industry and became an instant hit. 1213 01:07:56,125 --> 01:07:57,708 After a few awards, 1214 01:07:58,458 --> 01:08:00,208 Sam suddenly told me... 1215 01:08:01,125 --> 01:08:03,333 He told me not to sing anymore. 1216 01:08:04,166 --> 01:08:07,625 He said my job is too tough and gives me great pressure! 1217 01:08:09,958 --> 01:08:12,125 He worries that others think he's gay. 1218 01:08:14,708 --> 01:08:18,375 It's okay, since I don't really like singing. 1219 01:08:19,458 --> 01:08:21,333 So I said to him, 1220 01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:23,500 "Let's go to Africa." 1221 01:08:23,708 --> 01:08:27,125 That was his dream and he's been wanting to go there. 1222 01:08:28,916 --> 01:08:30,958 But suddenly, he told me 1223 01:08:31,666 --> 01:08:33,458 to never to mention Africa again! 1224 01:08:33,708 --> 01:08:34,875 Never again! 1225 01:08:37,291 --> 01:08:38,833 I don't know what's on his mind. 1226 01:08:39,458 --> 01:08:41,958 At times he would say "yes", then he would say "no". 1227 01:08:42,333 --> 01:08:44,833 He would say "go", only to say "don't go" later. 1228 01:08:47,083 --> 01:08:48,500 I really don't know what to do. 1229 01:08:50,833 --> 01:08:52,958 But I feel very lucky. 1230 01:08:53,208 --> 01:08:54,208 Really. 1231 01:08:55,125 --> 01:08:56,791 Sorry, I don't know what I'm saying. 1232 01:08:58,375 --> 01:09:00,291 I'm really happy. 1233 01:09:00,875 --> 01:09:02,083 Believe me. 1234 01:09:03,875 --> 01:09:05,291 He has been good to me. 1235 01:09:05,375 --> 01:09:07,041 I'm only crying because I'm happy. 1236 01:09:07,541 --> 01:09:08,833 It's not that I'm unhappy. 1237 01:09:09,125 --> 01:09:10,333 Do you understand? 1238 01:09:12,333 --> 01:09:14,166 Do you think he's good to me? 1239 01:09:16,416 --> 01:09:17,375 Thank you. 1240 01:09:26,416 --> 01:09:28,416 Fan Fan. 1241 01:09:28,500 --> 01:09:29,333 What? 1242 01:09:29,750 --> 01:09:31,000 Why are you crying? 1243 01:09:32,458 --> 01:09:33,541 I'm not crying. 1244 01:09:33,916 --> 01:09:35,125 I'm laughing. 1245 01:09:35,916 --> 01:09:37,416 Do you know how happy I am? 1246 01:09:39,250 --> 01:09:42,208 There is still a little rabbit in the world. 1247 01:09:46,416 --> 01:09:47,833 If only I could have one just like you, 1248 01:09:49,375 --> 01:09:50,458 that would be great. 1249 01:09:55,291 --> 01:09:56,916 It would be perfect if you and Sam 1250 01:09:57,666 --> 01:09:59,375 are one person. 1251 01:10:01,791 --> 01:10:04,583 If only you were not gay. 1252 01:10:42,416 --> 01:10:45,458 When I was trapped in the elevator with you, 1253 01:10:45,708 --> 01:10:47,916 I was suddenly inspired and wrote a song. 1254 01:10:48,166 --> 01:10:49,708 -Really? -Really. 1255 01:10:50,083 --> 01:10:51,500 I'll go in and play it for you. 1256 01:10:53,208 --> 01:10:55,375 I'm in my nightgown, so it's not convenient. 1257 01:10:55,458 --> 01:10:56,791 How about next time? 1258 01:10:57,083 --> 01:10:58,958 -Okay. -Thank you. 1259 01:10:59,166 --> 01:11:00,083 Good night. 1260 01:12:04,125 --> 01:12:05,333 It feels good. 1261 01:12:07,416 --> 01:12:08,833 It feels so good. 1262 01:12:11,833 --> 01:12:13,041 Fan Fan. 1263 01:12:13,791 --> 01:12:15,583 I want you to kiss me. 1264 01:12:15,916 --> 01:12:17,333 Kiss me. 1265 01:12:17,791 --> 01:12:18,791 Kiss. 1266 01:12:24,333 --> 01:12:25,250 A kiss. 1267 01:12:26,541 --> 01:12:27,541 Kiss me. 1268 01:12:32,750 --> 01:12:33,916 Fan Fan. 1269 01:12:34,375 --> 01:12:35,458 Kiss me. 1270 01:12:41,083 --> 01:12:42,666 I'm a little rabbit, 1271 01:12:43,208 --> 01:12:45,083 so please kiss me. 1272 01:12:45,583 --> 01:12:46,791 Fan Fan. 1273 01:12:47,250 --> 01:12:48,208 A kiss. 1274 01:12:48,875 --> 01:12:49,833 A kiss. 1275 01:12:52,291 --> 01:12:53,458 Fan Fan. 1276 01:12:56,250 --> 01:12:57,708 -Fan Fan. -"Fan Fan"? 1277 01:12:57,833 --> 01:12:58,958 A kiss. 1278 01:12:59,208 --> 01:13:00,208 "A kiss"? 1279 01:13:02,791 --> 01:13:03,666 Hey. 1280 01:13:04,000 --> 01:13:05,250 It's fresh. 1281 01:13:05,958 --> 01:13:07,250 Don't act like this. 1282 01:13:08,208 --> 01:13:10,208 Why can't we be friends? 1283 01:13:10,708 --> 01:13:13,500 No, how can men and women be friends? 1284 01:13:14,583 --> 01:13:16,166 You can treat me as a man. 1285 01:13:17,416 --> 01:13:18,708 Don't force me. 1286 01:13:18,791 --> 01:13:21,125 You force me to be your friend, but I can't force you to make love. 1287 01:13:21,208 --> 01:13:22,416 Where is the reasoning? 1288 01:13:23,791 --> 01:13:25,000 Do you want it or not? 1289 01:13:27,625 --> 01:13:28,541 Forget it. 1290 01:13:30,333 --> 01:13:31,708 Don't force yourself. 1291 01:13:32,458 --> 01:13:34,666 Just once, only one time. 1292 01:13:35,208 --> 01:13:36,333 I've said it before... 1293 01:13:36,416 --> 01:13:38,500 -You don't even listen to me. -A half time. 1294 01:13:39,958 --> 01:13:41,333 How can there be a half time? 1295 01:13:42,625 --> 01:13:44,791 Let's just sleep through the night. 1296 01:13:44,875 --> 01:13:47,208 -What does that mean? -We will only sleep. 1297 01:13:50,041 --> 01:13:52,916 Why not? What else can I do? 1298 01:14:00,541 --> 01:14:01,791 You guys seem to like dancing. 1299 01:14:01,875 --> 01:14:03,500 Mr. Koo, give us some pointers. 1300 01:14:03,875 --> 01:14:05,583 -It's not bad. -Thank you. 1301 01:14:05,833 --> 01:14:07,083 Mr. Koo! 1302 01:14:07,666 --> 01:14:09,916 I picked up a piece of paper. 1303 01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:11,500 Is it your poker record? 1304 01:14:11,625 --> 01:14:13,041 We don't gamble at home. 1305 01:14:13,125 --> 01:14:14,541 It has "Fan" and "Sam" written on it. 1306 01:14:19,583 --> 01:14:20,458 Thank you. 1307 01:14:21,916 --> 01:14:24,958 You were supposed to say, "Everybody hit the beat out". 1308 01:14:25,416 --> 01:14:26,666 Why are you yelling at me? 1309 01:14:27,333 --> 01:14:29,458 Don't get upset. 1310 01:14:29,625 --> 01:14:30,541 Hey. 1311 01:14:31,250 --> 01:14:33,833 Fish, where's Wing? 1312 01:14:34,125 --> 01:14:35,958 I don't know, don't ask me. 1313 01:14:36,041 --> 01:14:38,833 I know, Wing and Fan have gone shooting. 1314 01:14:39,416 --> 01:14:40,750 They have to kiss. 1315 01:14:43,083 --> 01:14:44,000 Hey. 1316 01:14:44,208 --> 01:14:46,875 What does this paper mean? 1317 01:14:47,708 --> 01:14:48,833 I taught this to Wing. 1318 01:14:48,958 --> 01:14:51,500 To close his eyes and write down who is he thinking about. 1319 01:14:56,083 --> 01:14:58,125 You only have a few strokes. 1320 01:14:58,458 --> 01:14:59,833 Serve you right. 1321 01:15:03,916 --> 01:15:05,708 What? Did I scare you? 1322 01:15:06,791 --> 01:15:07,666 No. 1323 01:15:09,416 --> 01:15:11,625 How would you describe me today? 1324 01:15:14,250 --> 01:15:15,333 Very... 1325 01:15:16,791 --> 01:15:18,375 What's with that? 1326 01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:23,083 My mind is blank that I can't think of anything. 1327 01:15:24,041 --> 01:15:25,208 I know. 1328 01:15:25,416 --> 01:15:26,583 Are you nervous? 1329 01:15:26,750 --> 01:15:27,791 Very. 1330 01:15:28,583 --> 01:15:29,458 Here. 1331 01:15:29,958 --> 01:15:31,791 -Which flavor do you like? -Condoms? 1332 01:15:33,541 --> 01:15:34,958 Chewing gum. 1333 01:15:35,625 --> 01:15:38,291 I hope when we're doing the kissing scene later, 1334 01:15:38,500 --> 01:15:40,166 I'll taste better for you. 1335 01:15:46,625 --> 01:15:47,958 You're late, Mr. Koo. 1336 01:15:48,333 --> 01:15:50,958 I have to go to the toilet, you two should talk for a while. 1337 01:15:51,041 --> 01:15:52,333 Wing! 1338 01:15:56,875 --> 01:15:57,750 Hey. 1339 01:15:59,208 --> 01:16:00,416 I have to talk to you. 1340 01:16:00,958 --> 01:16:01,833 All right. 1341 01:16:02,416 --> 01:16:05,958 You've become close to Wing recently, did you notice anything strange? 1342 01:16:06,958 --> 01:16:08,000 Anything strange? 1343 01:16:08,500 --> 01:16:09,333 No. 1344 01:16:11,500 --> 01:16:13,208 He's nice to you. 1345 01:16:14,500 --> 01:16:18,125 It doesn't look like a normal friendship. 1346 01:16:18,541 --> 01:16:19,541 -I know. -It's not... 1347 01:16:20,250 --> 01:16:21,375 I know what you mean. 1348 01:16:22,250 --> 01:16:25,041 I was going to tell you after the film wraps. 1349 01:16:26,333 --> 01:16:29,791 I think Wing is happier with me. 1350 01:16:35,166 --> 01:16:37,166 Wing is happier with you? 1351 01:16:40,333 --> 01:16:41,583 Then... 1352 01:16:42,500 --> 01:16:43,875 He and you... 1353 01:16:44,375 --> 01:16:45,458 Me and you... 1354 01:16:46,166 --> 01:16:47,083 What is it? 1355 01:16:49,541 --> 01:16:51,333 What's the matter? 1356 01:16:51,708 --> 01:16:53,333 Calm down. 1357 01:16:53,416 --> 01:16:55,833 Give Wing a chance, you can be with a woman again. 1358 01:16:55,916 --> 01:16:57,458 Of course, I can! I... 1359 01:16:59,000 --> 01:17:02,000 Anyway, both of you can't be together. 1360 01:17:03,041 --> 01:17:03,875 Mr. Koo. 1361 01:17:04,583 --> 01:17:06,500 Nothing is impossible. 1362 01:17:07,041 --> 01:17:08,625 Face the reality. 1363 01:17:13,958 --> 01:17:15,458 Face the reality? 1364 01:17:16,333 --> 01:17:18,541 Good, you should face the reality. 1365 01:17:19,208 --> 01:17:21,916 He's not my boyfriend. 1366 01:17:22,666 --> 01:17:24,083 She's my girlfriend. 1367 01:17:26,125 --> 01:17:27,500 She's my girlfriend. 1368 01:17:36,583 --> 01:17:38,291 You have to find that feeling, can you do that? 1369 01:17:38,416 --> 01:17:40,458 Help me find that feeling. 1370 01:17:40,541 --> 01:17:42,375 It's a contradicting emotion. 1371 01:17:42,500 --> 01:17:43,375 Fan Fan. 1372 01:17:43,458 --> 01:17:44,916 Yes, that's the right emotion. 1373 01:17:45,000 --> 01:17:46,750 Give me more feelings, all right? 1374 01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:47,958 I know. 1375 01:17:48,583 --> 01:17:49,541 Break a leg. 1376 01:17:51,750 --> 01:17:53,625 Good, let's get ready. 1377 01:18:01,166 --> 01:18:02,333 {\an8}Shot 13, take 1. 1378 01:18:05,041 --> 01:18:05,916 Scarlet. 1379 01:18:06,458 --> 01:18:07,458 Rhett. 1380 01:18:09,125 --> 01:18:10,250 Scarlet. 1381 01:18:10,833 --> 01:18:11,916 Rhett. 1382 01:18:14,875 --> 01:18:16,666 It doesn't matter if the world changes, 1383 01:18:17,666 --> 01:18:19,458 even if we only have our sweet memories. 1384 01:18:22,833 --> 01:18:24,250 We won't have any regrets. 1385 01:18:38,500 --> 01:18:40,958 Don't worry, just a little bit more. Let's do it again. 1386 01:18:44,250 --> 01:18:45,166 {\an8}Take two. 1387 01:19:02,666 --> 01:19:04,791 {\an8}Take 8. Take 12. 1388 01:19:09,166 --> 01:19:11,333 Director, let's take a break for lunch. 1389 01:19:11,416 --> 01:19:12,583 Another break? 1390 01:19:13,000 --> 01:19:14,291 Okay. 1391 01:19:14,375 --> 01:19:15,458 Let's eat! 1392 01:19:15,541 --> 01:19:17,000 -Okay! -All right! 1393 01:19:26,458 --> 01:19:28,458 Fan Fan, I'm sorry. 1394 01:19:28,750 --> 01:19:31,291 Am I being too nervous? 1395 01:19:33,500 --> 01:19:34,916 I want to ask you something. 1396 01:19:39,583 --> 01:19:40,708 If I were a man, 1397 01:19:42,208 --> 01:19:43,583 would you still choose me over Sam? 1398 01:19:50,208 --> 01:19:51,166 Forget it. 1399 01:19:52,750 --> 01:19:53,958 I just want to tell you. 1400 01:19:57,416 --> 01:19:58,500 That it was real. 1401 01:20:00,333 --> 01:20:01,166 Director! 1402 01:20:01,583 --> 01:20:02,541 Let's do it! 1403 01:20:10,291 --> 01:20:11,208 {\an8}Take 13. 1404 01:20:14,541 --> 01:20:15,416 Scarlet. 1405 01:20:15,708 --> 01:20:16,791 Rhett. 1406 01:20:17,541 --> 01:20:19,250 It doesn't matter if the world changes, 1407 01:20:20,541 --> 01:20:22,958 whether you're a man or a woman... 1408 01:20:27,125 --> 01:20:29,000 even if we only have our sweet memories. 1409 01:20:33,375 --> 01:20:35,000 We won't have any regrets. 1410 01:21:02,375 --> 01:21:03,416 Who is it? 1411 01:21:19,958 --> 01:21:20,791 Move! 1412 01:22:16,958 --> 01:22:17,916 Auntie. 1413 01:22:19,416 --> 01:22:20,291 Hey! 1414 01:22:22,500 --> 01:22:24,125 I'm not answering your question, 1415 01:22:24,375 --> 01:22:26,416 just like how you ignored Wing when she had problems. 1416 01:22:28,083 --> 01:22:30,041 You don't make sense. 1417 01:22:31,375 --> 01:22:34,000 She needs help right now, 1418 01:22:34,083 --> 01:22:36,083 yet you walked out on her? 1419 01:22:39,166 --> 01:22:40,125 The problem is 1420 01:22:40,541 --> 01:22:42,833 she is now in love with a woman. 1421 01:22:42,916 --> 01:22:45,875 Then tell her what to do. 1422 01:22:50,500 --> 01:22:52,208 I don't know what to do. 1423 01:22:53,708 --> 01:22:56,833 That excuse doesn't justify you walking out on her. 1424 01:22:57,250 --> 01:22:58,708 Shit hits the fan, then you leave. 1425 01:22:58,791 --> 01:23:00,833 You're such a coward. 1426 01:23:02,083 --> 01:23:05,750 It's just the two of us, there's no need for a swimming suit. 1427 01:23:12,208 --> 01:23:13,083 Hey. 1428 01:23:16,958 --> 01:23:18,916 Look at me. 1429 01:23:26,625 --> 01:23:28,125 Is that you? 1430 01:23:29,291 --> 01:23:30,333 Christie? 1431 01:23:31,625 --> 01:23:32,833 Christie. 1432 01:23:41,166 --> 01:23:43,583 Not only is your ass fine. 1433 01:23:47,958 --> 01:23:49,250 It's you who seduce me. 1434 01:23:50,041 --> 01:23:51,250 I'm only taking your cue. 1435 01:23:54,125 --> 01:23:55,208 That hurts! 1436 01:23:55,291 --> 01:23:56,500 Please be gentle. 1437 01:23:58,875 --> 01:24:01,250 You said that you'll never leave me. 1438 01:24:03,083 --> 01:24:05,208 You said that you'll love me forever. 1439 01:24:07,208 --> 01:24:09,500 You said that you would rather die. 1440 01:24:11,791 --> 01:24:13,625 They were all lies. 1441 01:24:15,833 --> 01:24:18,500 "But you're in love with Fan Fan." 1442 01:24:18,750 --> 01:24:19,625 I wasn't! 1443 01:24:21,875 --> 01:24:23,625 "You liar." 1444 01:24:25,166 --> 01:24:27,208 She's good to me. 1445 01:24:28,208 --> 01:24:30,250 "Sam is good to you too." 1446 01:24:33,416 --> 01:24:35,208 If he really is good to me, 1447 01:24:35,708 --> 01:24:37,791 he wouldn't have left. 1448 01:24:54,958 --> 01:24:56,666 One last scene before the show is over. 1449 01:25:27,750 --> 01:25:28,708 Faster! 1450 01:25:33,625 --> 01:25:34,708 You pervert! 1451 01:25:37,416 --> 01:25:39,500 You pervert. 1452 01:25:42,791 --> 01:25:44,000 What is "concentrate"? 1453 01:25:47,833 --> 01:25:49,541 Help! 1454 01:26:14,000 --> 01:26:16,750 I have decided that I only like women. 1455 01:26:17,541 --> 01:26:19,708 What's with that? I just... 1456 01:26:20,416 --> 01:26:22,291 How could you say such a thing? 1457 01:26:22,416 --> 01:26:24,000 No, silly. 1458 01:26:24,083 --> 01:26:26,166 We were great! 1459 01:26:26,250 --> 01:26:28,250 I give us a B+. 1460 01:26:29,458 --> 01:26:30,541 B+? 1461 01:26:31,458 --> 01:26:33,708 I had never gotten a B+ at school. 1462 01:26:33,875 --> 01:26:36,125 That's right, but I think of you as a woman. 1463 01:26:41,041 --> 01:26:43,083 I don't need a sex-change, right? 1464 01:26:43,166 --> 01:26:44,583 No, silly! 1465 01:26:44,666 --> 01:26:47,791 Even if you become a woman, I won't be stuck with you. 1466 01:26:47,875 --> 01:26:49,500 There are plenty of other beautiful women. 1467 01:26:49,625 --> 01:26:51,625 Can you be loyal to only one woman? 1468 01:26:52,250 --> 01:26:54,458 No, I can't. 1469 01:26:54,583 --> 01:26:57,541 It's a given. Some people can, while others can't. 1470 01:26:58,041 --> 01:26:59,750 It's a no for both of us. 1471 01:27:01,166 --> 01:27:04,625 But if I think that it's possible one day, 1472 01:27:04,791 --> 01:27:06,125 I'll come back for you. 1473 01:27:07,458 --> 01:27:08,500 When? 1474 01:27:09,416 --> 01:27:10,791 When we're older. 1475 01:27:12,125 --> 01:27:13,458 When we're older. 1476 01:27:14,166 --> 01:27:15,458 Yes, when we're older. 1477 01:27:15,833 --> 01:27:16,791 Whatever. 1478 01:27:17,791 --> 01:27:20,083 How did I get a B+? 1479 01:27:20,166 --> 01:27:22,583 How did you come up with a B+? 1480 01:27:22,750 --> 01:27:25,125 A B+ means 1481 01:27:25,583 --> 01:27:27,000 that it was almost perfect. 1482 01:27:27,083 --> 01:27:30,208 Of course, you want to do better. 1483 01:27:30,291 --> 01:27:31,791 Like a "Chi". 1484 01:27:32,250 --> 01:27:33,750 Get a "Chu"... 1485 01:27:34,000 --> 01:27:36,000 It's a feel. 1486 01:27:36,083 --> 01:27:37,083 It's a feel. 1487 01:27:37,458 --> 01:27:38,375 Yes. 1488 01:27:38,958 --> 01:27:41,000 How to spell "feel"? 1489 01:27:45,541 --> 01:27:46,625 You don't have the hiccups. 1490 01:27:49,291 --> 01:27:50,333 What are you thinking about? 1491 01:27:54,958 --> 01:27:56,041 I... 1492 01:27:57,791 --> 01:27:59,083 What are you thinking about? 1493 01:28:01,541 --> 01:28:02,791 I'm thinking... 1494 01:28:04,791 --> 01:28:05,666 Hey. 1495 01:28:06,458 --> 01:28:08,333 Hey, what's wrong? 1496 01:28:10,416 --> 01:28:11,750 Don't cry. 1497 01:28:12,291 --> 01:28:13,541 It's as if I forced myself on you. 1498 01:28:13,625 --> 01:28:15,500 It was my first time too. 1499 01:28:16,750 --> 01:28:20,041 -Just now, you didn't say no. -That's not it! 1500 01:28:20,833 --> 01:28:22,291 I'm just thinking that... 1501 01:28:22,833 --> 01:28:24,333 What is today's date? 1502 01:28:25,333 --> 01:28:26,958 October 1st. 1503 01:28:27,041 --> 01:28:30,041 It has only been four months! 1504 01:28:30,250 --> 01:28:31,916 Yet I'm already a mess. 1505 01:28:33,666 --> 01:28:38,125 Four months ago, I wore a white skirt 1506 01:28:38,375 --> 01:28:40,625 and ran away from downtown to here. 1507 01:28:42,958 --> 01:28:46,541 I thought I would be with Sam forever. 1508 01:28:47,875 --> 01:28:49,416 But I can't believe 1509 01:28:50,291 --> 01:28:52,083 that I had fallen in love with you! 1510 01:28:57,875 --> 01:29:00,375 I understand. 1511 01:29:01,666 --> 01:29:04,166 You don't understand. 1512 01:29:04,916 --> 01:29:06,416 I know what you're thinking about. 1513 01:29:07,083 --> 01:29:08,083 Do you? 1514 01:29:09,333 --> 01:29:10,875 I don't even know myself. 1515 01:29:12,250 --> 01:29:13,250 Give me your hand. 1516 01:29:14,000 --> 01:29:15,166 Let me tell you this. 1517 01:29:15,791 --> 01:29:18,250 -Say it after me. -All right. 1518 01:29:19,708 --> 01:29:20,541 I, 1519 01:29:20,875 --> 01:29:21,708 "I," 1520 01:29:22,375 --> 01:29:23,375 Lam Chi-wing, 1521 01:29:23,583 --> 01:29:24,791 "Lam Chi-wing," 1522 01:29:25,083 --> 01:29:26,250 wish... 1523 01:29:27,500 --> 01:29:28,958 "wish..." 1524 01:29:30,250 --> 01:29:31,625 that it never happened 1525 01:29:33,916 --> 01:29:35,416 and I'll live happily ever after with Sam. 1526 01:29:39,375 --> 01:29:40,416 Remember this. 1527 01:29:41,416 --> 01:29:44,375 This is it from now on. 1528 01:29:48,000 --> 01:29:49,000 Fan Fan. 1529 01:29:59,500 --> 01:30:00,750 How about we go out dancing? 1530 01:30:04,500 --> 01:30:05,708 Let's put our clothes back on. 1531 01:30:06,375 --> 01:30:07,250 Thank you. 1532 01:30:09,750 --> 01:30:11,000 This is mine. 1533 01:30:11,208 --> 01:30:12,250 -How ugly. -There's one. 1534 01:30:14,958 --> 01:30:16,500 It's so big. Whose is it? 1535 01:30:17,416 --> 01:30:18,500 It's mine. 1536 01:30:19,541 --> 01:30:21,583 Is it yours? So big. 1537 01:30:22,875 --> 01:30:24,916 When I pretended to be a woman... 1538 01:30:25,000 --> 01:30:26,833 "Pretended to be a woman"? Aren't you actually one? 1539 01:30:27,208 --> 01:30:29,416 -It's not that big. -Let me see! 1540 01:30:30,166 --> 01:30:31,166 -Let me see. -Wing! 1541 01:30:31,791 --> 01:30:32,666 Wing! 1542 01:30:33,291 --> 01:30:35,125 It's Sam! 1543 01:30:35,208 --> 01:30:36,083 Sam! 1544 01:30:37,500 --> 01:30:38,875 Why would you hide when it's your home? 1545 01:30:38,958 --> 01:30:40,041 It should be me. 1546 01:30:40,125 --> 01:30:41,833 -Wing, where are you? -Handle it for me. 1547 01:30:42,375 --> 01:30:44,000 -Just pretend that it's your home. -Hey! 1548 01:30:47,041 --> 01:30:47,916 Wing. 1549 01:30:59,083 --> 01:31:00,541 Don't be mad at me. 1550 01:31:01,208 --> 01:31:04,125 I know I shouldn't have left like that. 1551 01:31:05,250 --> 01:31:06,958 I would never do it again, okay? 1552 01:31:08,750 --> 01:31:09,625 Also, 1553 01:31:10,375 --> 01:31:13,750 you and I are meant to last forever. 1554 01:31:14,916 --> 01:31:16,958 Even when you turn old. 1555 01:31:18,291 --> 01:31:21,041 Even if you suffer from Parkinson's or cancer, 1556 01:31:21,958 --> 01:31:23,250 I'll still be with you. 1557 01:31:38,250 --> 01:31:39,375 Why are you here? 1558 01:31:40,208 --> 01:31:41,500 I dozed off. 1559 01:31:42,125 --> 01:31:44,166 -Why didn't you doze off at your place? -I was nearby! 1560 01:31:45,875 --> 01:31:46,833 Where's Wing? 1561 01:31:48,458 --> 01:31:50,250 -She left. -Where did she go? 1562 01:31:52,000 --> 01:31:54,458 You should go out first, then I'll tell you. 1563 01:31:54,541 --> 01:31:55,458 Go out? 1564 01:31:56,500 --> 01:31:58,000 It's my room. 1565 01:31:59,541 --> 01:32:02,916 -Don't think that night-- -Nothing happened! 1566 01:32:04,958 --> 01:32:07,166 We slept together for one night, yet you said nothing happened? 1567 01:32:07,416 --> 01:32:08,416 Let me tell you... 1568 01:32:08,541 --> 01:32:09,833 You and my girl... 1569 01:32:16,333 --> 01:32:18,166 You two are bastards! 1570 01:32:18,333 --> 01:32:19,625 I hate both of you! 1571 01:32:20,375 --> 01:32:21,500 -Wing... -Let me explain. 1572 01:32:21,583 --> 01:32:23,208 Leave me alone! 1573 01:32:23,291 --> 01:32:25,416 Say whatever you like. 1574 01:32:27,416 --> 01:32:28,291 Wing. 1575 01:32:28,375 --> 01:32:29,750 I don't want to hear any of it! 1576 01:32:31,541 --> 01:32:33,125 As a matter of fact, 1577 01:32:36,041 --> 01:32:37,416 what were you two doing? 1578 01:32:38,791 --> 01:32:39,666 Hey! 1579 01:32:39,916 --> 01:32:41,541 Take it easy. 1580 01:32:41,625 --> 01:32:42,875 Treat each incident separately. 1581 01:32:43,083 --> 01:32:44,208 Solve her problem first. 1582 01:32:47,833 --> 01:32:49,666 Were you messing with my woman? 1583 01:32:51,833 --> 01:32:52,916 Shut up! 1584 01:34:03,666 --> 01:34:05,041 What are you saying? 1585 01:34:05,125 --> 01:34:07,583 Was I that unreasonable? 1586 01:34:07,666 --> 01:34:09,250 -Which page? -What? 1587 01:34:09,375 --> 01:34:10,375 Look, there. 1588 01:34:12,416 --> 01:34:13,541 That time, 1589 01:34:14,041 --> 01:34:16,958 you didn't speak to me for three days. 1590 01:34:17,041 --> 01:34:18,708 You were in a bad mood. 1591 01:34:19,750 --> 01:34:22,750 But I'm always in a bad mood. 1592 01:34:24,750 --> 01:34:26,791 But it's nothing personal. 1593 01:34:27,250 --> 01:34:30,125 There were only the two of us in the house. 1594 01:34:30,208 --> 01:34:32,791 How should I know it wasn't personal? 1595 01:34:36,750 --> 01:34:38,375 We haven't talked like this for a long time. 1596 01:34:39,166 --> 01:34:40,666 It's because you never talked to me. 1597 01:34:40,958 --> 01:34:43,916 I didn't know how to talk to you, so how could we have talked? 1598 01:34:50,125 --> 01:34:51,291 It's strange. 1599 01:34:52,875 --> 01:34:55,583 People come to know more about each other after a break-up. 1600 01:34:59,791 --> 01:35:00,666 Ka-ming. 1601 01:35:02,791 --> 01:35:04,541 Don't be too rigid. 1602 01:35:05,708 --> 01:35:08,291 You're giving a hard time to the ones close to you. 1603 01:35:16,500 --> 01:35:18,041 Fish, I want to leave alone. 1604 01:35:20,125 --> 01:35:22,250 Why? 1605 01:35:22,666 --> 01:35:24,083 I want to fly there all by myself. 1606 01:35:24,833 --> 01:35:26,541 You haven't taken any plane, aren't you afraid? 1607 01:35:27,333 --> 01:35:29,458 Let me pay for my own ticket. 1608 01:35:33,291 --> 01:35:35,250 I’m not a kid anymore, I really want to be alone. 1609 01:35:37,083 --> 01:35:38,958 But I'm still a kid! 1610 01:35:39,041 --> 01:35:40,541 What am I going to do without you? 1611 01:35:44,125 --> 01:35:45,500 Don't you trust me? 1612 01:35:48,541 --> 01:35:50,166 I can't even trust myself. 1613 01:36:00,291 --> 01:36:01,291 It's Fan Fan. 1614 01:36:19,791 --> 01:36:21,083 Fan Fan wants to give this to Wing. 1615 01:36:21,750 --> 01:36:23,166 Wait up! 1616 01:36:23,375 --> 01:36:24,333 What is it? 1617 01:36:25,500 --> 01:36:26,833 Don't you have anything to say to me? 1618 01:36:29,541 --> 01:36:30,375 No. 1619 01:36:31,750 --> 01:36:32,750 How about you? 1620 01:36:35,416 --> 01:36:36,375 No. 1621 01:36:45,500 --> 01:36:47,166 I guess that's it. 1622 01:36:52,125 --> 01:36:53,750 -Bye. -Bye. 1623 01:37:07,958 --> 01:37:08,958 I'm sorry. 1624 01:37:09,958 --> 01:37:11,916 Aside from the party that night, 1625 01:37:12,000 --> 01:37:13,291 I never lied to you. 1626 01:37:14,541 --> 01:37:16,500 That day, I held your hand and said, 1627 01:37:16,750 --> 01:37:18,583 "I, Lam Chi-wing, 1628 01:37:19,458 --> 01:37:22,458 wish that it never happened 1629 01:37:23,291 --> 01:37:25,916 and I'll live happily ever after with Sam." 1630 01:37:27,000 --> 01:37:29,375 You didn't seem to believe me. 1631 01:37:30,375 --> 01:37:32,041 I didn't have the chance to talk to you. 1632 01:37:32,291 --> 01:37:34,541 If you really love someone 1633 01:37:34,791 --> 01:37:37,500 and you believe that he loves you, 1634 01:37:38,375 --> 01:37:40,500 nothing can keep you from mending the broken pieces. 1635 01:37:42,625 --> 01:37:44,625 Also, thank you for letting me know 1636 01:37:45,416 --> 01:37:48,791 that little rabbit still exists. 1637 01:37:49,875 --> 01:37:52,166 Ten years ago, I left Hong Kong 1638 01:37:52,333 --> 01:37:53,708 in search of my little rabbit. 1639 01:37:54,375 --> 01:37:55,666 Little did I realize, 1640 01:37:56,125 --> 01:37:58,958 that I would one day find my innocence 1641 01:37:59,458 --> 01:38:00,708 at the place where I first lost it. 1642 01:38:02,250 --> 01:38:04,125 If I were to cross paths with you earlier, 1643 01:38:04,916 --> 01:38:06,750 I wouldn't have to take all the wrong turns. 1644 01:38:11,416 --> 01:38:13,083 -I'll miss it. -What will you miss? 1645 01:38:15,083 --> 01:38:16,083 I don't know. 1646 01:38:21,041 --> 01:38:25,375 Why do we travel by boat every time when we leave? 1647 01:38:26,625 --> 01:38:28,291 You can see the scenery slowly fading out 1648 01:38:29,000 --> 01:38:30,250 when you're on a boat. 1649 01:38:33,875 --> 01:38:34,916 What kind of scenery? 1650 01:39:05,916 --> 01:39:06,916 Wing! 1651 01:39:09,458 --> 01:39:10,375 Wing! 1652 01:39:31,416 --> 01:39:32,833 SAM, I LOVE YOU 1653 01:39:32,916 --> 01:39:34,333 {\an8}SECOND POINT 1654 01:39:34,416 --> 01:39:36,083 {\an8}OUTSTANDING 1655 01:39:36,166 --> 01:39:37,500 {\an8}LET'S GO TO AFRICA! 1656 01:39:38,583 --> 01:39:40,125 {\an8}SENSE OF SECURITY 1657 01:39:40,208 --> 01:39:41,833 BORING 1658 01:39:45,416 --> 01:39:46,458 Mr. Koo! 1659 01:39:47,208 --> 01:39:49,291 -What is it? -The renovation is completed. 1660 01:39:49,375 --> 01:39:51,416 I'll send the money to your office. 1661 01:39:51,500 --> 01:39:52,791 It's not a matter of money. 1662 01:39:53,666 --> 01:39:54,541 Mandy. 1663 01:39:54,666 --> 01:39:56,291 -Say it. -You do it. 1664 01:39:56,541 --> 01:39:58,416 Hurry up, I don't have much time. 1665 01:39:58,500 --> 01:40:01,333 We always dance in front of you 1666 01:40:01,500 --> 01:40:03,833 because we want to be noticed. 1667 01:40:03,916 --> 01:40:05,833 -All right, I understand. -Get to the point. 1668 01:40:06,833 --> 01:40:10,250 Actually, both you and Mr. Lam have always been our idols. 1669 01:40:10,583 --> 01:40:12,541 But our relationship... 1670 01:40:13,083 --> 01:40:14,791 However, ever since you both admitted it, 1671 01:40:14,875 --> 01:40:16,750 we're filled with courage. 1672 01:40:16,875 --> 01:40:18,125 To face this society. 1673 01:40:18,208 --> 01:40:20,208 -To come out of the closet. -I understand. 1674 01:40:22,541 --> 01:40:24,541 Even if Wing and I did not appear, 1675 01:40:25,000 --> 01:40:26,958 you should not worry about how others look at you. 1676 01:40:27,208 --> 01:40:29,375 It's because love can't be explained. 1677 01:40:29,791 --> 01:40:31,125 -Thank you. -Thank you. 1678 01:40:31,250 --> 01:40:32,833 Let's go. 1679 01:40:32,958 --> 01:40:37,625 Right, the study room has been fully furnished. 1680 01:40:37,708 --> 01:40:39,541 Due to Mr. Lam's request, 1681 01:40:39,625 --> 01:40:42,375 you weren't allowed to go in until it's done. 1682 01:40:42,458 --> 01:40:44,916 However, you can take a look at it now. 1683 01:40:45,000 --> 01:40:46,500 -Okay. -Mandy, let's go. 1684 01:40:46,708 --> 01:40:48,125 -Goodbye. -Bye. 1685 01:40:53,833 --> 01:40:54,875 Are you leaving? 1686 01:40:55,125 --> 01:40:57,250 Wing moved out, so why should I stay? 1687 01:40:58,041 --> 01:40:59,000 Hey. 1688 01:41:00,041 --> 01:41:01,625 Where did she go? 1689 01:41:01,916 --> 01:41:03,000 I won't tell you. 1690 01:41:08,250 --> 01:41:09,083 Hey. 1691 01:41:11,750 --> 01:41:15,583 Go to the study to find out. 1692 01:41:16,958 --> 01:41:17,875 That's it. 1693 01:44:01,791 --> 01:44:02,708 Wing? 1694 01:44:03,666 --> 01:44:05,166 Hey, it really is you. 1695 01:44:06,125 --> 01:44:07,166 What a coincidence. 1696 01:44:07,333 --> 01:44:08,208 Isn't it? 1697 01:44:09,958 --> 01:44:10,875 Where's Sam? 1698 01:44:11,541 --> 01:44:12,916 Should I change seat with him again? 1699 01:44:13,625 --> 01:44:14,916 He's not coming. 1700 01:44:19,958 --> 01:44:21,041 Don't cry. 1701 01:44:22,416 --> 01:44:23,666 I don't know what to do. 1702 01:44:23,750 --> 01:44:25,541 Leave me alone. 1703 01:44:35,916 --> 01:44:37,833 Can you stop fidgeting? 1704 01:44:42,583 --> 01:44:43,833 Economy class? 1705 01:44:46,000 --> 01:44:47,750 Why are you going to Africa alone? 1706 01:44:50,125 --> 01:44:54,083 Fish said that it's the furthest place from Hong Kong. 1707 01:44:59,958 --> 01:45:01,666 You still hate me. 1708 01:45:03,000 --> 01:45:04,208 Don't forgive me. 1709 01:45:07,458 --> 01:45:09,083 It's such a mess 1710 01:45:10,708 --> 01:45:12,083 and it's not only because of you. 1711 01:45:12,958 --> 01:45:15,541 I don't even trust myself anymore. 1712 01:45:26,125 --> 01:45:27,416 Sir? 1713 01:45:27,875 --> 01:45:29,000 Are you all right? 1714 01:45:30,666 --> 01:45:32,375 Yes, I'm just comforting my wife. 1715 01:45:34,333 --> 01:45:35,583 Wife? 1716 01:45:36,541 --> 01:45:37,625 He's a man. 1717 01:45:38,333 --> 01:45:39,208 So? 1718 01:45:39,291 --> 01:45:40,458 It's fine. 1719 01:45:44,333 --> 01:45:46,375 Come on, let's go home. 1720 01:45:47,166 --> 01:45:48,666 Africa is in our home. 1721 01:45:49,583 --> 01:45:50,541 All right? 1722 01:45:51,958 --> 01:45:53,458 Can we still go back? 1723 01:45:54,791 --> 01:45:56,333 Why can't we? 1724 01:45:56,416 --> 01:45:59,458 No matter what happened, it's still our home. 1725 01:46:02,833 --> 01:46:04,250 What if after a few years, 1726 01:46:05,000 --> 01:46:07,750 It doesn't work and we have to part again? 1727 01:46:07,833 --> 01:46:09,041 That won't happen. 1728 01:46:11,333 --> 01:46:12,416 What if it does? 1729 01:46:13,333 --> 01:46:14,375 In case it does? 1730 01:46:21,916 --> 01:46:24,166 If you don't give us a chance today, 1731 01:46:25,750 --> 01:46:27,916 how would you know what will happen tomorrow? 1732 01:46:34,916 --> 01:46:36,000 Promise me. 1733 01:46:37,375 --> 01:46:38,750 Promise you what? 1734 01:46:41,250 --> 01:46:44,250 Promise me to take the challenge... 1735 01:46:46,958 --> 01:46:47,958 and marry me. 1736 01:47:17,458 --> 01:47:18,666 -Sam. -Yes? 1737 01:47:18,833 --> 01:47:19,916 Let's not go. 1738 01:47:20,333 --> 01:47:22,250 All right, let's get off then. 1739 01:47:23,375 --> 01:47:26,166 Sam, the plane is leaving. 1740 01:47:27,250 --> 01:47:29,708 What should we do? 1741 01:47:29,791 --> 01:47:31,625 -Let's take an early honeymoon. -What? 1742 01:47:31,708 --> 01:47:34,416 Please fasten your seatbelt, sir. 1743 01:47:36,541 --> 01:47:37,625 What should we do? 1744 01:47:37,708 --> 01:47:38,916 Let's go for a holiday. 1745 01:47:39,000 --> 01:47:41,916 What do you mean "holiday"? It's a 20-hour flight. 1746 01:47:42,000 --> 01:47:43,750 -I won't make it. -You'll be fine. 1747 01:47:43,833 --> 01:47:46,791 It's no different than being trapped in an elevator. 1748 01:47:46,875 --> 01:47:48,541 -Of course it's different! -What? 1749 01:47:48,625 --> 01:47:50,458 -It's not the same! -What should we do? 1750 01:47:50,541 --> 01:47:52,666 -I'm scared. Look, it's shaky. -Just calm down! 1751 01:47:52,750 --> 01:47:54,375 -I need oxygen. -Calm down! 1752 01:47:54,458 --> 01:47:56,333 Pull it down to me! 1753 01:47:56,416 --> 01:47:58,125 -Calm down! -Press the bell! 1754 01:47:58,208 --> 01:47:59,666 -Come here! -Get a hold of yourself! 1755 01:47:59,750 --> 01:48:01,166 Bitch, come back! 1756 01:48:01,250 --> 01:48:04,000 Shit, I don't want to be on a plane. 116918