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I can do it.
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If I approach with a reasonable
and a health-positive offer,
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she can't say no. Right?
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Look, I would talk to her for you,
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but I told Badison
I'd no longer be her personal phone case,
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so I'm trying to avoid owing favors.
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Other than sexual ones to you, of course.
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Maybe her face is so scrunched up
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because you can't move around.
It's too crowded.
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Regular physical exercise
releases facial muscles.
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I wouldn't lead with that.
But you got this.
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Ooh, Chapman's a real ringer for me.
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Could be a double-digit opportunity
for both us.
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This game isn't as fun
as I thought it would be.
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How many points you got?
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I haven't really been keeping track.
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What the freight train?
You gotta keep track of your points!
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I'm losing interest.
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Unacceptable. Mmm-mmm.
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Hello. I'm Chapman. I live on your block.
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I was wondering
if I could have a minute of your time?
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Look, I don't want to step
on anybody's toes,
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but I recently spoke with the head of Rec,
and we're bringing back kickball.
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And I was wondering if you
or your colleagues would like to join.
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I think it's gonna be a lot of fun.
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We're gonna get extra blacktop time,
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and I also think it will be an opportunity
to get some actual cardio,
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because of all of the running bases.
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- I know what kickball is.
- Of course. Would you like to sign up?
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I retired my kickball shoes.
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Would it be okay
if I asked some of the other girls?
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It's a free country.
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Thank you.
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And if you change your mind,
I'm gonna save a spot for you.
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Oh!
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Freight train.
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On a scale of one to Derek Jeter,
how much do you hate that cookie?
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I don't like her, with her clipboard.
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No one starts things. I'm the starter.
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Mmm.
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Why is this powder?
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I had to get a little creative.
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Whoa!
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Creative how?
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I mighta used a riot girl
to score from C-Block.
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Wait. You used my money
to line the pockets of Carol-Block?
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Desperate times.
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But a temporary stop-gap,
'cause guess who bagged CO Enders?
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Next week this time,
be back in the pill business.
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Enders, huh?
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Mmm.
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How'd you flip her?
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Shall I hazard a guess?
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I get it. I get it.
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I started this business with a rimjob.
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Receiving.
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I don't kiss ass, with or without tongue.
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But I have been known
to shove my foot up one.
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You wanna bend over for me?
What are you not saying?
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She wants 55%.
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Oh. Oh, okay. Well...
Could be worse.
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That extra 20% comes out of your cut.
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Got it.
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Come here. Come. Come here.
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Mmm-hmm. Mmm. Mmm.
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Hi.
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I don't like it
when I have to be the bad fly.
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Guy. Lady.
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What do you say we rewind, huh?
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This is where you fucking say,
"Yes, ma'am."
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Yes. I got you.
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Ma'am!
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Jesus!
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Oh, my God! What are the flies doing here?
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I told Tonya to close the lid
on the Dumpster.
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Did she clock out?
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What did you take?
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Do you have more?
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My elbow is clicking. You hear that?
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Wait. Is your elbow emitting
a high-pitched ringing
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not unlike that of a tuning fork?
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- 'Cause that's the only sound I'm hearing.
- It's like
The Addams Family theme song.
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I guess we are dialed in
to different stations.
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Thanks to you,
those thugs fucked up my hinge joint
85
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and I can't get that fucking song
out of my head.
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Oh, shit! You know what song
I'm thinkin' about now?
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I know your head hurts and all,
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but you did get to stare
into my cave of wonders.
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So, you're welcome.
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Well, I guess the gratitude part
of my brain must've been damaged
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when a bookshelf got slammed onto my head,
because I was helping you.
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On your feet, Flores.
Your staycation from gen pop is up.
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- The fuck?
- Oh!
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The doctor said to ice my ribs
and rest for 72 hours.
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And I have this click.
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A new patient needs the bed,
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and you're the least likely to die,
so come on.
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Oh, please, God,
let the new girl be in a coma.
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I haven't had my after-breakfast pudding.
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This ain't the Best Value Inn.
Check out is now.
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Come on. You need help gettin' up?
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Don't touch.
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Oh, no! No!
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I see how it is now.
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You kick out someone from C-Block
so a deplorable can get the bed.
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You outsource our jobs
and repeal our healthcare?
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Go away! Go away!
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No. No! No!
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- Should I call Burch for a Psych consult?
- Help!
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No. She's high as a kite.
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Let's see how she's doing
when she comes down.
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Strap her tightly. Let her ride it out.
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Please, you cannot put
this squawking chicken next to me, man.
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I have a migraine. I need sleep.
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Good luck with that.
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- Please help me! No!
- Calm down. It's okay!
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Can I get a fucking towel, please?
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Give me a sec.
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Towels. Towels. Towels.
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I just gotta remember where I packed them.
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How about this one? The one with "towels"
written on it in Sharpie?
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And it's full of books. Of course.
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I got the boxes used.
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Joe, you could have
fuckin' relabeled.
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Why?
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I'll know it's books because it's heavy.
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Also, when I open it up, I'll see books.
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You didn't pull away.
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I haven't had my coffee.
My reflexes are compromised.
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I am soaked. Find me a towel.
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You're comfortable here.
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Binge-watching
Younger.
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Reading Nordic noir in bed.
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You take your bra off
the second you walk in the door.
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- The ladies like to breathe.
- You see?
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I'm finally getting to see
the real Natalie.
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It was more convenient to stay here
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than to commute back and forth
to Albany every day.
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You've been seen sitting across from me
while I eat in public.
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Once at a Five Guys.
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Relax.
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It's like the last days of camp
where everyone becomes best friends
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and vows to stay in touch forever.
It'll wear off a week after you're gone.
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Speaking of,
wasn't that supposed to be today?
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I have one more thing to do.
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And I need that shirt.
The rest are in one of these boxes.
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One more thing?
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Let's do something special
before I leave Monday.
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Properly mark the occasion.
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You are such a delicate flower.
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I was thinking something like
a quickie in the garden
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at the FDR Presidential Library?
153
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You so have been saving that up.
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Since 11th-grade US history.
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It's on my fucket list.
156
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Let me ask you something.
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Does this hair say
"wrongfully accused" to you?
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Mmm. That hair right there be sayin',
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"Moisturize my ends.
Please, Lord! Shea butter my shit."
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Why aren't you laughing?
That's funny, talkin' hair.
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Come on. I gotta get loose for my show.
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Ey! Ey!
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Your hair is fine.
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I don't know why I'm so nervous.
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I mean, Sylvia says
I'm not even gonna be on camera.
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'Cause your face would break it.
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I'm sorry.
168
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That was low-hangin' fruit.
You right. My bad.
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Wait.
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I thought you was done with interviews
after the last one?
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What you tryin' to do?
Piss off the guards at every prison?
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It ain't an interview.
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All right?
I have a trial deposition tomorrow.
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I thought that wasn't for months?
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No, man. Caputo is moving,
so they wanna get his testimony now.
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And he agreed to be a character witness
and say nice things about me.
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Like how I am not a murderer.
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Shit.
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And how I don't...
deserve the death penalty.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah. I'm fine. Just...
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My back has been hurting lately.
183
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Probably 'cause of them concrete beds
in Ad Seg.
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Might've pinched a nerve.
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Vee used to lay on her back
with, like, books under her head.
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Said it aligned the spine.
187
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Yeah. Yeah, I could try that.
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Yeah.
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Can I have one of those?
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I don't know what you're talkin' about.
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Yo, I got jumped for you, remember?
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I still got pain.
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Trust me, you don't want this.
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These are some bath salts
from three years ago.
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Sent four girls to Psych
before we got it off the market.
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Is that why Barb's in Medical?
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You were trying to kill her?
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00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:00,637
Nah.
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Barb's a genuine addict.
She can handle the punch.
200
00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:08,311
I'm just trying
to buy some time is all.
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00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:11,522
She gets a little R&R in medical.
And I get some time to think.
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00:12:11,606 --> 00:12:13,191
That's some Iago shit.
203
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:15,693
You know, the bird from
Aladdin?
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You don't get it.
205
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,947
Druggie Barb wants to have me killed.
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Sober Barb will do it.
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00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:21,991
You sound paranoid and shit.
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This morning, I caught my roommate
messing with my toothpaste.
209
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Damn. That's some messed-up shit.
210
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I'll get Barb's habit covered
with what CO Enders smuggles in, but...
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it's not enough for the whole block.
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I got no more ideas.
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I maybe have an idea.
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Hmm?
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I already smuggled in jizz.
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Jizz?
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All right, we're gonna take it
to the left.
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- She said left, stupid.
- I went left.
219
00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:07,578
This is left. See? "L" for left.
220
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I'm confused.
221
00:13:09,497 --> 00:13:13,626
Ladies! Let's control our bodies
and remember the dancer's space.
222
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Otherwise, accidents happen
and you end up dancing from a chair.
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I won't apologize
for connecting to the music.
224
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Which is why it's important
to maintain proper form.
225
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So that when you are out
and the no-touching rule don't apply,
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you can carry on with a partner.
227
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You know what? Hold on.
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Oh, okay.
229
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Okay. Put your arms like this.
Let's go.
230
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Oh, wow. Okay. See?
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Nobody wants to see you flapping around
like a balloon at a car dealership.
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But if you take ownership
of your personal space...
233
00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:49,495
- Okay, relax. Okay?
- Okay.
234
00:13:49,579 --> 00:13:51,080
Just being a man is half of it.
235
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,875
Okay, tuck those hips in.
236
00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:56,085
In, under, okay?
237
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:57,170
Let's go.
238
00:13:58,421 --> 00:13:59,505
That's right.
239
00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:01,340
Tuck it in. Tuck it in.
240
00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:03,968
See the difference?
241
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,804
Very good.
242
00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:10,349
Yes, move those hips, too.
Move the hips.
243
00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:14,479
There you go! Luschek!
244
00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:24,655
Oh, it's, uh...
I think the song's skipping.
245
00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:27,325
All right. That's how it goes.
246
00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:28,993
Now I'm really confused.
247
00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:31,079
Oh, my goodness.
248
00:14:31,162 --> 00:14:34,665
Okay. Let's, um... let's see those moves.
249
00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:44,801
It takes some getting used to.
The phone and the glass.
250
00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:46,803
Just like the movies, Ma.
251
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:52,266
It's so good to see you.
Thank you for coming, Vasya.
252
00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:54,977
- I'm sorry I didn't come earlier.
- No, it's fine.
253
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:57,563
- You're here now. That's what's important.
- Hmm.
254
00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:01,317
How is Yuri? And Maxsim?
255
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:04,445
They didn't want to visit
their
mamochka in the big house? Hmm?
256
00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:06,364
Well, no, Yuri's good.
257
00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:09,200
He got a trucking job
with Salon du Chocolat.
258
00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:13,204
He's gotta drive at night
when it's cool or else the nougat melts.
259
00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:15,581
So he sleeps during the day.
260
00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:17,583
He got Maxsim a job.
They're always on the road.
261
00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:20,044
As long as they are working, that is good.
262
00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:20,962
Yeah.
263
00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:25,091
Without work, one cannot pull
a fish out of a pond.
264
00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:28,261
Once they get on their feet,
they'll make time for their mother.
265
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:29,470
You could all come together.
266
00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:32,348
Maybe bring the grandbabies.
267
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:35,059
They're old enough
to make the drive now, huh?
268
00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:35,977
Mmm.
269
00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:40,106
And your father?
He is good, too?
270
00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:43,443
Yeah, Pop's fine.
271
00:15:43,526 --> 00:15:47,363
I stay with him every once in a while,
but he's barely, uh...
272
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,031
He is also working?
273
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:53,035
No. Actually, no, Ma.
He doesn't have a job right now.
274
00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:56,873
Why didn't he come with you?
Is he sick?
275
00:15:56,956 --> 00:16:01,085
No, he's okay.
He's got his colitis, but he's okay.
276
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:05,423
Did you not tell him
I'm ready to see him again?
277
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,801
I told him, Ma. But, um...
278
00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:11,846
I don't think he's ready to see you.
279
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,765
What do you mean?
280
00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:21,814
Ma, he's... he's seeing someone.
281
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:24,609
A woman.
282
00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:26,068
I don't know. I think he's happy.
283
00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:28,863
Oh, Jesus.
284
00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:30,656
Fuck.
285
00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:36,370
Oh, so that's why no one
has fucking come to see me.
286
00:16:36,454 --> 00:16:39,373
Because you're all covering
for your father's wandering pecker.
287
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:45,171
Love is not potatoes.
You cannot throw it out a window.
288
00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:49,842
But he's still married.
I did not raise you to look the other way.
289
00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:53,971
Ma, you cut him out.
You cut all of us out.
290
00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:54,931
What did you expect?
291
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,808
I expected him to stay true
to his marriage vows.
292
00:16:57,892 --> 00:16:59,727
"Endure, and you'll fall in love."
293
00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:03,022
That was the romantic proverb
he pledged to me on our wedding day.
294
00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:07,235
You see, this is why no one comes
to visit you. Okay?
295
00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:09,946
To be lectured by Old Country maxims.
296
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,907
You put this glass between us, Ma.
297
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:15,493
You. No one else. You did it.
298
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,922
You look nice.
299
00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:29,006
Who's the sucker?
300
00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:30,841
I don't need no man to look nice.
301
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,344
It's for my self-esteem and shit.
302
00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:36,138
You gotta envision the life you want
and then manifest it.
303
00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:37,932
So cheetah print is your vision?
304
00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:41,644
You wanna be a rug
in some Saudi guy's house?
305
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:43,521
First of all, it's leopard.
306
00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:46,357
And like a leopard, I'm fucking adaptable.
307
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:50,820
Leopards learn to drag their prey into
the trees so that the lions can't get it.
308
00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:55,157
Margarita's real
into nature documentaries.
309
00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:58,160
- Thought you were getting your own place.
- I'm working on it.
310
00:17:58,869 --> 00:17:59,870
Shit's expensive.
311
00:17:59,954 --> 00:18:01,330
They want first and last month,
312
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,833
plus a security deposit,
plus a fucking broker's fee.
313
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,751
And it gotta be a three-bedroom
for the kids.
314
00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:12,049
Look, I maybe got an idea
that could help you get them back faster.
315
00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:15,678
You got any of Cesar's old connects?
316
00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:20,766
We just gotta get around Lassie.
317
00:18:22,393 --> 00:18:24,520
I heard if you dip your underwear
in coyote piss,
318
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:25,646
you can mask the smell.
319
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:28,357
What are you talking,
mija?
I gotta wear underwear now?
320
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:31,402
Yeah, 'cause you're gonna be sticking...
321
00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:34,405
up your...
322
00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:37,450
And then you're gonna stash it
in that visitor's bathroom, and I...
323
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:40,202
Are you fucking crazy?
324
00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:42,038
You want me to end up
back in there with you?
325
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,040
They're my family, too.
326
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,667
You can't leave them in foster care.
You said you needed money.
327
00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:48,461
I'm getting money.
328
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:51,047
I'm killing it with the Nutri Herbal shit.
329
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:54,425
I'm about to make Captain's Club
and get a three-day cruise to St. Thomas.
330
00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:57,136
- That's bullshit and you know it.
- No. You're bullshit.
331
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:02,308
I'm like a leopard.
I learn from my mistakes.
332
00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:05,686
And I ain't gonna let no lion
take away my second chance.
333
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:13,235
We're back with our new advice segment,
Asking for a Friend.
334
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:17,114
"Dear AFAF,
I changed my whole life for this person.
335
00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:22,328
I dyed my hair blonde, became a lesbian
and got a tattoo of my lover's name."
336
00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:24,205
Okay, I see the problem.
337
00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:28,876
Okay, my advice is
never get a tattoo of a lover's name.
338
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:32,838
Also, never use the word "lover."
339
00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:35,966
I mean, have we learned nothing
from Angelina Jolie?
340
00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:38,844
Or Nick Cannon?
Or Johnny Depp?
341
00:19:38,928 --> 00:19:42,932
I mean, just because you change
your tattoo to say "Wino Forever,"
342
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:45,851
doesn't mean we won't remember
it once said "Winona."
343
00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:50,272
Johnny Depp was knockin'
cowboy boots with Wynonna Judd?
344
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:54,610
Hmm, love can build a bridge.
345
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:58,948
Only acceptable name
to tattoo on your body is your mother's.
346
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:01,409
But, like, don't do that.
That's weird.
347
00:20:01,492 --> 00:20:05,663
Um, just stick to, like, shooting stars
for luck or, like, Bauhaus lyrics.
348
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:12,670
BRB with more straight-talk-a from Flaca.
349
00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:13,963
And your girl, Tova.
350
00:20:14,964 --> 00:20:18,008
God, can you, like, come up here, please?
351
00:20:18,092 --> 00:20:21,303
My back is jacked. This the only way
the pain is less than seven.
352
00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:22,638
You should get that checked out.
353
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:27,101
No. I am done with prison doctors
after Gyno Glenn.
354
00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:29,353
Don't be comin' at me
with your judgy face,
355
00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:30,730
gripin' 'bout a yeast infection
356
00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:33,315
when it ain't my choice
to wear polyester panties.
357
00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:36,736
It's like I'm talking to nobody.
I can't find any kind of flow.
358
00:20:36,819 --> 00:20:40,531
This segment is a dud anyway.
It's killing our comedy.
359
00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:43,743
No. We're helping people.
360
00:20:43,826 --> 00:20:48,456
Writing letters when you got
no other option is cathartic and shit.
361
00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:53,878
It's like going to confession
with a priest,
362
00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:55,546
except no one's gonna molest you.
363
00:20:58,132 --> 00:20:59,925
They're everywhere.
364
00:21:00,009 --> 00:21:02,052
They're fucking everywhere.
365
00:21:03,137 --> 00:21:06,766
Please! Please! Please.
366
00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:08,684
They're gonna eat my face off.
367
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:11,771
Oh, my God. Okay. Okay.
368
00:21:12,855 --> 00:21:14,607
- Who are they?
- The flies.
369
00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:17,026
Hmm. And how do you know
they're gonna eat you?
370
00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:20,613
They told me,
with their little tiny hand-rubbing.
371
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,158
Excuse me.
372
00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:27,411
I was recently appointed
the Lord of the Flies. Okay?
373
00:21:27,495 --> 00:21:30,039
So I happen to know
that they're vegetarian.
374
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:32,333
Exactly. I'm a carrot.
375
00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:36,420
Okay. Well, that's useful information.
Thank you.
376
00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:41,467
You see that giant green frog over there?
377
00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:42,676
Huh.
378
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:43,928
By the plant?
379
00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:48,265
Look! The frog ate him.
380
00:21:48,349 --> 00:21:50,017
Oh!
381
00:21:50,601 --> 00:21:52,102
Merci beaucoup, Mr. Frog.
382
00:21:53,187 --> 00:21:55,898
May I call you Edward Sutton Weaver III?
383
00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:57,191
Oui.
384
00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:02,488
Cool.
385
00:22:03,364 --> 00:22:05,825
- What if they come back?
- Yeah.
386
00:22:05,908 --> 00:22:08,118
They can't find you
if you're quiet.
387
00:22:08,202 --> 00:22:10,454
They have five eyes.
388
00:22:11,205 --> 00:22:15,209
All right. Look, don't worry.
I'm gonna guide you out of the swamp.
389
00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:16,335
Okay.
390
00:22:16,418 --> 00:22:20,172
First, let's crouch down, okay? Real low.
391
00:22:23,634 --> 00:22:25,678
Lower. Lower.
392
00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:28,889
Thank you so much for helping me.
393
00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:31,934
No fly zone.
394
00:22:32,977 --> 00:22:33,978
Thank you.
395
00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:38,816
This weird thing happened
with Luschek in class.
396
00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:41,986
Weird? Luschek?
397
00:22:42,528 --> 00:22:44,321
- Go on...
- Well...
398
00:22:44,989 --> 00:22:48,367
You know how fear makes Luschek, you know?
399
00:22:49,410 --> 00:22:52,329
Oh, yeah.
I heard about the Chapo. Yeah.
400
00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:57,001
Would you describe me as, um... scary?
401
00:22:58,252 --> 00:23:00,212
No, not really. Like, Mom scary.
402
00:23:00,296 --> 00:23:02,715
Like, I-don't-wanna-disappoint-you scary.
403
00:23:02,798 --> 00:23:05,342
But I don't think he got hard
because of that.
404
00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:15,603
At the time of this boner...
405
00:23:17,354 --> 00:23:19,815
where was his crotch?
406
00:23:21,525 --> 00:23:24,903
Well, it was, like,
grinding into my right thigh.
407
00:23:24,987 --> 00:23:27,990
But it was a teachable moment
for the purpose of dance.
408
00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:29,199
Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
409
00:23:30,034 --> 00:23:32,202
This wasn't a fear boner.
410
00:23:32,286 --> 00:23:35,414
That was a boner-boner.
Luschek is into you.
411
00:23:37,666 --> 00:23:40,753
- Oh, damn. The food is here.
- Let's get you back down.
412
00:23:40,836 --> 00:23:41,837
No.
413
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:45,799
Doc prescribed Midol
and not getting my ass beat again.
414
00:23:45,883 --> 00:23:47,718
Better to stay here
415
00:23:47,801 --> 00:23:51,805
till someone else fucks up
and those bitches forget about me.
416
00:23:51,889 --> 00:23:52,765
Wait.
417
00:23:55,517 --> 00:23:56,894
Blues did this to you?
418
00:23:59,355 --> 00:24:00,898
All right.
419
00:24:00,981 --> 00:24:03,317
Point those bitches out. I'll...
420
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:04,693
For what?
421
00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:07,780
End up with undiagnosed
internal bleeding, too?
422
00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:09,782
Nah, that's stupid.
423
00:24:09,865 --> 00:24:13,202
I can go on six days without
eating. That's how I won my first car.
424
00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:14,995
You need to tell a guard or something.
425
00:24:15,621 --> 00:24:16,705
Who?
426
00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:19,541
The one that beats Daya
or the one that beats Taystee?
427
00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:21,877
Must be someone
428
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:24,296
who doesn't buy into
this alphabet war bullshit.
429
00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:29,051
If I had your ass,
I would ask Luschek.
430
00:24:30,177 --> 00:24:32,346
But I got my Tia Mirna's.
431
00:24:32,429 --> 00:24:34,682
Everybody has their superpowers.
432
00:24:38,185 --> 00:24:39,228
Ay, you stupid.
433
00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:43,440
I need 16 signatures
434
00:24:43,524 --> 00:24:46,652
in order for Luschek to open the yard
for kickball practice.
435
00:24:46,735 --> 00:24:50,614
I canvassed the block all day
and I have three signatures.
436
00:24:51,657 --> 00:24:52,950
Three!
437
00:24:53,701 --> 00:24:56,662
One of which is Beth the Babykiller.
438
00:24:56,745 --> 00:24:58,914
Which is too long of a name
to put on a kickball jersey.
439
00:24:58,997 --> 00:25:02,668
I'll sign up. That makes four.
Quarter way there.
440
00:25:02,751 --> 00:25:04,586
I already forged your signature.
441
00:25:05,212 --> 00:25:07,756
We're engaged. It's legal.
442
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:10,884
You seem to forget
that I have a busted shoulder.
443
00:25:10,968 --> 00:25:12,594
Might not be much help
in the outfield.
444
00:25:12,678 --> 00:25:14,847
I thought that you could be
designated kicker,
445
00:25:14,930 --> 00:25:18,642
which means I'm actually short 14 spots.
446
00:25:18,726 --> 00:25:22,646
Kickball is classic childhood fun.
Why doesn't anybody wanna play?
447
00:25:23,272 --> 00:25:25,482
Guys? I'm asking you.
448
00:25:27,693 --> 00:25:28,694
Come on, Dwight?
449
00:25:29,903 --> 00:25:33,073
You look like you've... seen sports.
450
00:25:33,741 --> 00:25:37,327
It's not really a great time for me
to be in the vicinity of flying balls.
451
00:25:39,580 --> 00:25:40,581
Balls.
452
00:25:41,165 --> 00:25:42,499
And what's your excuse?
453
00:25:45,043 --> 00:25:46,295
Okay. That's fair.
454
00:25:48,756 --> 00:25:51,717
Oh, man, white girl, I would join,
455
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:54,636
but I am swamped
with Salsa Fitness by Gloria.
456
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:57,806
I gotta make lesson plans,
come up with new eight-counts...
457
00:25:57,890 --> 00:26:01,143
Everybody is complaining
about the loss of these cheese jobs
458
00:26:01,226 --> 00:26:02,227
and having nothing to do,
459
00:26:02,311 --> 00:26:05,522
so I offer a little bit of extra time
in the open air...
460
00:26:05,606 --> 00:26:08,817
Well, open air barely visible
through a slatted roof.
461
00:26:08,901 --> 00:26:11,111
Organized sports
are nature's anti-depressants.
462
00:26:11,695 --> 00:26:13,405
Remind me why you give a shit, Pipes.
463
00:26:14,281 --> 00:26:16,825
Because this place sucks.
464
00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:20,996
At night, we're locked in a box,
which is locked in a cage,
465
00:26:21,079 --> 00:26:24,792
which is locked in a windowless compound,
and I cannot do anything to change that.
466
00:26:29,004 --> 00:26:32,966
But I can reinstate kickball.
467
00:26:34,384 --> 00:26:39,681
A small, tiny thing
that will make this place suck less.
468
00:26:39,765 --> 00:26:42,643
Both while I'm here
and for those who come after.
469
00:26:44,895 --> 00:26:46,814
That's actually really nice.
470
00:26:47,689 --> 00:26:49,191
Maybe you could try tetherball?
471
00:26:49,274 --> 00:26:53,362
It doesn't matter
what I choose. Nobody's going to sign up.
472
00:26:54,571 --> 00:26:56,740
I bet Badison's behind this.
473
00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:59,409
She's marking her territory
all over my stuff.
474
00:26:59,493 --> 00:27:02,162
Maybe nobody's signing up
because of this, uh, gang shit.
475
00:27:02,913 --> 00:27:06,124
This block system is totally insane.
476
00:27:06,208 --> 00:27:09,795
I mean, we're supposed to bow down
to those mousey bitches?
477
00:27:09,878 --> 00:27:13,882
Be all C-Block ride or die, no reasons?
478
00:27:13,966 --> 00:27:17,636
That's how Max operates.
Gangs run this place.
479
00:27:17,719 --> 00:27:19,346
Personally, I like having a team.
480
00:27:20,013 --> 00:27:23,058
- You know what is all about teams?
- Please don't say the word "kickball."
481
00:27:23,892 --> 00:27:26,353
It ain't a team
if they're attacking their own.
482
00:27:26,436 --> 00:27:27,479
Ask Blanca.
483
00:27:27,563 --> 00:27:30,691
This is like how they tame elephants
to stay in a box.
484
00:27:30,774 --> 00:27:32,901
First, they tie them with a rope
when they're babies.
485
00:27:32,985 --> 00:27:36,655
And then by the time they're fully grown,
you can keep them in there with a string.
486
00:27:41,159 --> 00:27:44,246
They also savagely beat them
with bullhooks.
487
00:27:44,830 --> 00:27:47,958
I'm not sure how applicable that is
to this situation.
488
00:27:48,041 --> 00:27:50,627
You know what? Busted nose is right.
489
00:27:51,837 --> 00:27:54,423
Gangs trick you into feeling
like you got no other option,
490
00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:55,883
but we each got our own power.
491
00:27:57,259 --> 00:28:01,930
Chapman, you wanna make kickball happen?
Make kickball happen.
492
00:28:02,014 --> 00:28:04,433
These aren't the only bitches
in this prison.
493
00:28:05,267 --> 00:28:06,435
Break the string.
494
00:28:11,398 --> 00:28:13,817
Good morning, Maxinistas!
495
00:28:14,818 --> 00:28:17,237
Oh! Whoa!
496
00:28:17,321 --> 00:28:19,781
Got a whole stack of letters
to get through.
497
00:28:19,865 --> 00:28:24,244
My girl Flaca was right.
Y'all got hella problems.
498
00:28:24,328 --> 00:28:27,080
And, uh, we must be some kind
of advice goddesses.
499
00:28:27,164 --> 00:28:28,624
- Mmm-hmm.
- Hmm.
500
00:28:29,416 --> 00:28:31,627
This one looks interesting.
501
00:28:32,836 --> 00:28:38,383
"Dear Asking for a Friend,
me and my friend got caught up in a thing.
502
00:28:38,467 --> 00:28:43,013
I lied to protect myself
and now my friend is going down for it.
503
00:28:45,098 --> 00:28:49,728
The guilt is killing me.
It's giving me stomach aches.
504
00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:53,899
I think I might have an ulcer.
What should I do?"
505
00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:56,944
Wow.
506
00:28:57,027 --> 00:29:00,113
That's, like, a real pickle
for our poor letter-writer.
507
00:29:00,197 --> 00:29:02,407
I got this one, Tova.
508
00:29:03,575 --> 00:29:05,077
Speak on it, sis.
509
00:29:06,036 --> 00:29:07,704
I got a best friend.
510
00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:11,959
She's in a facility 1,500 miles away,
511
00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:15,671
and I think about her every day.
512
00:29:16,463 --> 00:29:19,383
I think about her
when I'm putting on my makeup
513
00:29:19,466 --> 00:29:21,635
and when I'm taking off my makeup
514
00:29:21,718 --> 00:29:25,222
and when I'm thinking about
what makeup I'm gonna do.
515
00:29:27,099 --> 00:29:28,517
'Cause that's what friends do.
516
00:29:30,269 --> 00:29:31,812
But this letter-writer?
517
00:29:32,729 --> 00:29:34,398
She's a traitor and a hater.
518
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:37,192
You need to take blame for what you did.
519
00:29:37,276 --> 00:29:40,445
Well, no, I really don't think
she did something.
520
00:29:40,529 --> 00:29:42,572
She said she lied about something.
521
00:29:42,656 --> 00:29:43,907
Yeah, "lied."
522
00:29:43,991 --> 00:29:47,119
Lied about being a person
capable of friendship,
523
00:29:47,202 --> 00:29:51,456
and now her stomach acid is punishing her
because... uh, she's a selfish bitch.
524
00:29:51,540 --> 00:29:53,542
Whoa, whoa. Language.
525
00:29:53,625 --> 00:29:55,294
"Bitch" is fine.
526
00:29:55,377 --> 00:29:57,129
Betty White said it on
Hot in Cleveland.
527
00:29:58,547 --> 00:30:00,048
If I met this letter-writer,
528
00:30:00,132 --> 00:30:03,260
I'd say, "There are two things
I don't like about you.
529
00:30:04,303 --> 00:30:06,763
- Your face..."
- Well, sass it down a notch.
530
00:30:06,847 --> 00:30:12,019
Well, this writer should suffocate herself
for making the world a worse place.
531
00:30:12,102 --> 00:30:13,145
Ow!
532
00:30:15,022 --> 00:30:16,273
What the hell?
533
00:30:19,109 --> 00:30:21,111
You understand
that everything you say here today
534
00:30:21,194 --> 00:30:25,073
is under oath and will be recorded
and may be used during trial?
535
00:30:25,782 --> 00:30:27,242
I do.
536
00:30:27,909 --> 00:30:30,495
Please state your full name
for the court record.
537
00:30:30,579 --> 00:30:32,706
Joseph Salvatore Caputo.
538
00:30:32,789 --> 00:30:36,335
Mr. Caputo, can you describe
the nature of your relationship
539
00:30:36,418 --> 00:30:38,545
with the defendant, Ms. Tasha Jefferson?
540
00:30:38,628 --> 00:30:41,173
Ms. Jefferson was an inmate under my care
541
00:30:41,256 --> 00:30:42,966
at the Litchfield
Correctional Institution.
542
00:30:43,050 --> 00:30:44,760
And you were warden of this facility?
543
00:30:45,385 --> 00:30:49,097
Technically,
the director of human activity
544
00:30:49,181 --> 00:30:51,224
but that's corporate speak.
545
00:30:51,308 --> 00:30:56,313
Ms. Jefferson was also assigned work duty
as my secretarial assistant.
546
00:30:57,314 --> 00:30:59,733
Personally chosen by me, I might add,
547
00:30:59,816 --> 00:31:02,903
due to her placing first
in our mock jobs fair.
548
00:31:04,029 --> 00:31:06,907
How would you describe
your working relationship?
549
00:31:06,990 --> 00:31:08,575
I'd say she was an excellent assistant.
550
00:31:09,409 --> 00:31:11,286
She was very dedicated to her job.
551
00:31:11,370 --> 00:31:15,832
Easy to motivate,
amenable to criticism.
552
00:31:15,916 --> 00:31:19,544
Stubborn, but a great attitude.
553
00:31:19,628 --> 00:31:21,755
She dropped
her fair share of phone calls,
554
00:31:21,838 --> 00:31:26,343
but, in her defense,
the phones could be tricky at Litchfield.
555
00:31:27,177 --> 00:31:28,970
We had a good working relationship.
556
00:31:36,019 --> 00:31:37,270
You ever been to Farmer Cubana?
557
00:31:37,354 --> 00:31:40,565
They have the most incredible
pulled pork sandwich.
558
00:31:41,149 --> 00:31:42,401
It's 9:00 a.m.
559
00:31:42,943 --> 00:31:46,071
That's the beauty of brunch.
If you can have French toast at 2:00,
560
00:31:46,154 --> 00:31:48,990
you can have barbeque
in the morning, you know.
561
00:31:49,074 --> 00:31:50,158
Not a brunch person, or...
562
00:31:50,242 --> 00:31:53,954
I read you should only eat fruit
before 11:00 for the digestion.
563
00:31:54,037 --> 00:31:55,414
Hmm.
564
00:31:55,497 --> 00:31:58,667
Uh, I know this other place.
It's called Urban Soul.
565
00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:04,005
They have this live bluegrass trio,
they're amazing, and bottomless mimosas.
566
00:32:04,089 --> 00:32:05,632
That don't sound fun to me.
567
00:32:07,467 --> 00:32:11,388
Uh, we could go to Costco.
We get a rotisserie chicken
568
00:32:11,471 --> 00:32:13,682
and check out the free Eagles cover band
in the park.
569
00:32:13,765 --> 00:32:16,059
I don't like none of those things.
570
00:32:17,644 --> 00:32:21,273
Come on, I mean, it's...
I have the whole day off.
571
00:32:21,356 --> 00:32:25,569
What do you normally do on the weekends?
You know, with your boyfriends?
572
00:32:25,652 --> 00:32:30,115
Ain't no weekends when you're in sales.
Saturday is my biggest day.
573
00:32:30,198 --> 00:32:32,701
People finally home to open their doors.
574
00:32:33,493 --> 00:32:36,037
What if I bought
what you make on a typical Saturday?
575
00:32:38,915 --> 00:32:41,418
- Four cases.
- Deal.
576
00:32:41,501 --> 00:32:44,921
I meant five. And you gotta pay
for Sunday, too, 'cause of the commute.
577
00:32:46,882 --> 00:32:47,883
All right.
578
00:32:50,010 --> 00:32:53,555
If you're hungry, I know a place
that makes amazing mofongo.
579
00:32:54,514 --> 00:32:56,933
- Mofongo?
- Mofongo. You're gonna love it.
580
00:33:06,318 --> 00:33:08,445
Pendejo, you couldn't give me
another minute?
581
00:33:08,528 --> 00:33:09,988
Yeah, you're a real gentleman, huh?
582
00:33:10,071 --> 00:33:12,324
Yo, be careful with my shit, bro.
583
00:33:12,407 --> 00:33:13,617
Where the hell you been?
584
00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:15,660
I've been callin' you all night.
585
00:33:15,744 --> 00:33:16,828
Is that my shirt?
586
00:33:16,912 --> 00:33:19,414
You pissed it's not on the sidewalk
with all your other shit?
587
00:33:19,498 --> 00:33:21,374
If you'd paid your half, it wouldn't be.
588
00:33:21,458 --> 00:33:24,753
The landlord sent his wife this time,
so I couldn't jerk him off.
589
00:33:25,420 --> 00:33:26,796
My mom's on her way with a U-Haul,
590
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:29,424
but she got wedged under a bridge,
she gotta wait for a tow truck.
591
00:33:29,508 --> 00:33:30,967
I don't wanna live with your mother.
592
00:33:31,051 --> 00:33:33,178
Good,
'cause you're not invited.
593
00:33:34,221 --> 00:33:38,016
My moms don't trust women.
You gotta find somewhere else.
594
00:33:40,393 --> 00:33:41,811
Yo, be careful with my shit.
595
00:33:43,396 --> 00:33:45,023
Don't just stand there.
596
00:33:45,106 --> 00:33:48,026
Ain't you never seen
somebody be evicted before?
597
00:33:48,109 --> 00:33:50,737
Go get boxes and donuts.
598
00:34:02,958 --> 00:34:05,001
I'm so happy you decided to come.
599
00:34:05,085 --> 00:34:09,422
I'm telling you, it's lovely
to be around people who don't judge you.
600
00:34:09,506 --> 00:34:12,300
And you're sure some D-Blockers
will be in here?
601
00:34:12,384 --> 00:34:14,761
Non-hostile, athletically-inclined ones?
602
00:34:14,844 --> 00:34:16,429
This is a safe space.
603
00:34:16,513 --> 00:34:20,016
"...be thrown into the sea,
with a millstone tied around their neck
604
00:34:20,100 --> 00:34:23,478
than to cause one of these
little ones to stumble."
605
00:34:23,562 --> 00:34:25,397
"So watch yourselves.
606
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:30,026
If your brother or sister
sins against you, rebuke them,
607
00:34:30,110 --> 00:34:32,737
and if they repent, forgive them."
608
00:34:32,821 --> 00:34:35,949
Religious people are a peaceful people.
609
00:34:36,032 --> 00:34:38,535
- "And even if they sin against you..."
- Not historically.
610
00:34:38,618 --> 00:34:40,912
"...seven times in one day
611
00:34:40,996 --> 00:34:46,793
and come back to you seven times, saying,
'I repent, ' you must forgive them."
612
00:34:47,586 --> 00:34:49,796
And what does this mean to you?
613
00:34:54,676 --> 00:34:57,804
I don't know.
I read and re-read this so many times.
614
00:34:57,887 --> 00:34:59,514
I don't know. I think it's kinda bullshit.
615
00:34:59,598 --> 00:35:01,391
I know I'm not supposed
to say that in here,
616
00:35:01,474 --> 00:35:03,602
but it just doesn't make sense.
617
00:35:03,685 --> 00:35:05,604
What about, "Fool me once, shame on you.
618
00:35:05,687 --> 00:35:08,106
Fool me twice, shame on me.
But fool me seven times,
619
00:35:08,189 --> 00:35:10,525
then you deserve what's coming to you?"
620
00:35:15,530 --> 00:35:19,075
And maybe that's the kind of thinking
that got me in here in the first place.
621
00:35:20,368 --> 00:35:22,454
Maybe if somebody messes up
that many times,
622
00:35:22,537 --> 00:35:24,581
it's more about them hurting or something.
623
00:35:26,041 --> 00:35:29,836
And that me retaliating
isn't gonna fix that problem,
624
00:35:29,919 --> 00:35:31,588
only make a new one.
625
00:35:33,757 --> 00:35:35,717
Thank you for sharing, Maria.
626
00:35:40,347 --> 00:35:43,016
Now, would anyone else like to share
their insights...
627
00:35:43,099 --> 00:35:46,311
I have always been partial
to that Maya Angelou quote,
628
00:35:47,020 --> 00:35:51,232
"When people show you who they are,
believe them the first time."
629
00:35:52,942 --> 00:35:54,235
I don't hate that.
630
00:35:56,112 --> 00:35:58,031
When I first got here,
631
00:35:58,114 --> 00:36:01,409
you were really pregnant
and you were kind of nice.
632
00:36:03,328 --> 00:36:06,498
Yeah? Okay, look, we were never friends.
633
00:36:06,581 --> 00:36:09,125
But you didn't hate me at first.
634
00:36:09,209 --> 00:36:13,213
I know I'm supposed to talk about
"The Judgment of Solomon,"
635
00:36:13,296 --> 00:36:16,966
but today, I want to talk about
the Cult of the Holy Virgin.
636
00:36:17,050 --> 00:36:19,886
I told you I googled that.
It's not a real thing.
637
00:36:19,969 --> 00:36:22,722
That is because
the Internet is controlled by men,
638
00:36:22,806 --> 00:36:25,684
and the Cult is for women only.
639
00:36:25,767 --> 00:36:29,104
The Internet
does not want the world to know.
640
00:36:29,187 --> 00:36:31,147
But the man will not keep us down.
641
00:36:31,940 --> 00:36:33,900
We have been cast out for too long.
642
00:36:33,983 --> 00:36:38,363
I'm doing this thing. It's kind of stupid.
I'm starting a kickball league.
643
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:42,575
Um, I need 16 signatures.
We get extra yard time.
644
00:36:42,659 --> 00:36:45,078
If you wanna, uh, sign up...
645
00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:49,207
It cannot be contained.
646
00:36:49,290 --> 00:36:54,254
It has been too long that our power
and our flower has been ignored.
647
00:36:54,337 --> 00:36:58,049
But what if we took all of the flowers
and combined them,
648
00:36:58,133 --> 00:37:00,969
and the smell would be overpowering,
649
00:37:01,052 --> 00:37:03,930
and it would be a different world,
it would be a smarter world,
650
00:37:04,013 --> 00:37:07,559
it would be the world of gardens?
651
00:37:08,643 --> 00:37:11,521
You were also present
for the riot negotiations,
652
00:37:11,604 --> 00:37:13,690
spearheaded by Ms. Jefferson,
were you not?
653
00:37:13,773 --> 00:37:18,820
Not from the start,
but I was brought in about halfway, yes.
654
00:37:18,903 --> 00:37:21,030
What was your impression of my client
during that time?
655
00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:25,326
She took her role as lead negotiator
very seriously.
656
00:37:25,410 --> 00:37:28,747
She was articulate.
She was prepared with statistics.
657
00:37:29,831 --> 00:37:35,003
It is not easy to go toe-to-toe
with Natalie Figueroa, let me tell you,
658
00:37:35,712 --> 00:37:36,963
but she did.
659
00:37:37,046 --> 00:37:40,216
She was focused on improving
the conditions of the prison,
660
00:37:40,300 --> 00:37:42,844
which is more than I can say
for most of her fellow inmates,
661
00:37:42,927 --> 00:37:46,431
who were just reveling in the...
"the Purge."
662
00:37:47,891 --> 00:37:50,268
Thank you, Mr. Caputo.
663
00:37:50,351 --> 00:37:52,228
I have no more questions.
664
00:37:55,356 --> 00:37:56,775
Mr. Caputo.
665
00:37:57,734 --> 00:38:00,445
It seems you had a very close relationship
with the defendant.
666
00:38:01,029 --> 00:38:04,073
I take my role as rehabilitator
very seriously.
667
00:38:04,657 --> 00:38:07,494
During the defendant's incitement
of the riot,
668
00:38:07,577 --> 00:38:10,705
a crime to which
she has already pleaded guilty,
669
00:38:10,789 --> 00:38:12,999
was there ever a point
where you feared for your life?
670
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,502
No. Never.
671
00:38:15,585 --> 00:38:21,424
Really? Not once during three days
of kidnapping and false imprisonment?
672
00:38:23,885 --> 00:38:25,136
No.
673
00:38:25,220 --> 00:38:28,014
Were you scared when Ms. Jefferson
physically assaulted you?
674
00:38:28,097 --> 00:38:29,933
- I wouldn't say she assaulted me.
- I barely...
675
00:38:31,601 --> 00:38:32,936
My client apologizes.
676
00:38:33,895 --> 00:38:36,856
The former head of public relations at MCC
677
00:38:36,940 --> 00:38:41,236
has testified that he witnessed
Ms. Jefferson punch you in the face,
678
00:38:41,903 --> 00:38:46,407
resulting in blood, quote,
"pouring from your nose."
679
00:38:46,491 --> 00:38:47,867
Did that not happen?
680
00:38:51,663 --> 00:38:53,122
Yes, it did, but...
681
00:38:53,206 --> 00:38:56,668
This was after the defendant,
along with three other inmates,
682
00:38:56,751 --> 00:38:58,920
trapped you in your office
and threatened you
683
00:38:59,003 --> 00:39:01,214
with various homemade prison weapons,
684
00:39:01,297 --> 00:39:05,093
including "a board lined
with rusty nails"?
685
00:39:10,265 --> 00:39:13,643
Could you answer out loud, please,
for the court reporter?
686
00:39:15,395 --> 00:39:16,229
Yes.
687
00:39:26,114 --> 00:39:27,490
Nice try with Enders.
688
00:39:28,491 --> 00:39:30,910
It's too bad she got busted
coming in this morning.
689
00:39:30,994 --> 00:39:33,037
Turns out tucking shit in your undertit
690
00:39:33,121 --> 00:39:35,957
doesn't work so well
after a breast reduction.
691
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:38,751
And why do women do that, huh?
692
00:39:38,835 --> 00:39:43,840
I mean, outside of cancer, why would
a woman ever make her tits smaller?
693
00:39:45,383 --> 00:39:47,135
Fucking serves her right.
694
00:39:53,683 --> 00:39:55,059
We should start a club.
695
00:39:57,979 --> 00:39:59,188
We're injury buddies.
696
00:39:59,272 --> 00:40:01,858
We were never buddy-buddies.
697
00:40:02,442 --> 00:40:03,985
Not too late to start.
698
00:40:07,405 --> 00:40:08,823
Did you want something, gimpy?
699
00:40:09,824 --> 00:40:13,953
Thought you should know,
your girls are falling down on their job.
700
00:40:14,037 --> 00:40:15,580
Not watching your back like they should.
701
00:40:17,540 --> 00:40:19,125
Why do I need to watch my back?
702
00:40:19,959 --> 00:40:21,794
Heard some inmates talking about a coup.
703
00:40:22,754 --> 00:40:26,466
Trying to undermine your position.
Like Gloria, for one.
704
00:40:27,050 --> 00:40:29,302
Gloria? Which one is Gloria?
705
00:40:35,308 --> 00:40:38,144
What, is she gonna lead
a Dance Dance Revolution?
706
00:40:38,227 --> 00:40:40,063
She gettin' all up on Luschek.
707
00:40:40,146 --> 00:40:43,316
And not because of
his undeniable sexual magnetism.
708
00:40:43,399 --> 00:40:45,652
What's that? You got an eye thing?
709
00:40:45,735 --> 00:40:49,489
I'm saying, she getting close to him
for the wrong reasons.
710
00:40:49,989 --> 00:40:51,074
Your reasons.
711
00:40:55,119 --> 00:40:56,496
What do you think you know?
712
00:40:57,497 --> 00:40:59,415
I'm an appreciator of beauty.
713
00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:06,172
I watch Luschek and when I watch him,
I see what I see.
714
00:41:06,255 --> 00:41:09,634
Like, how every day
he got a different phone.
715
00:41:10,635 --> 00:41:11,844
Understand me?
716
00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:14,389
Oh, I'm starting to overstand.
717
00:41:16,182 --> 00:41:17,600
It's Zirconia, right?
718
00:41:19,352 --> 00:41:23,815
If your intel shakes out,
I might start calling you Diamond.
719
00:41:25,316 --> 00:41:27,735
Actually,
cubic zirconia are optically flawless,
720
00:41:27,819 --> 00:41:30,530
so, you should probably stick
with the "Z" word.
721
00:41:30,613 --> 00:41:33,199
Lady, your real name is Irene.
722
00:41:33,282 --> 00:41:35,493
I call you Diamond, be grateful.
723
00:41:36,869 --> 00:41:39,539
So she's the one who OD'ed,
but it's my fault?
724
00:41:39,622 --> 00:41:42,834
Christ. Firstborn's supposed to be
the responsible one,
725
00:41:42,917 --> 00:41:46,004
so how come I had enough sense
not to get hooked on my own product?
726
00:41:46,087 --> 00:41:48,631
Classic junkie.
It's always somebody else's fault.
727
00:41:48,715 --> 00:41:50,425
Junkie's got nothing to do with it.
728
00:41:50,508 --> 00:41:52,510
Family always blames family.
729
00:41:52,593 --> 00:41:55,179
Yesterday, my son told me
that I'm the reason
730
00:41:55,263 --> 00:42:00,059
my husband is prematurely ejaculating
into a divorcee from Sheepshead Bay.
731
00:42:00,143 --> 00:42:04,272
The problem with family
is expectations.
732
00:42:04,355 --> 00:42:06,816
Unconditional love, my ass-crack.
733
00:42:06,899 --> 00:42:08,735
Gotta earn my affections.
They're not a right.
734
00:42:08,818 --> 00:42:13,406
Exactly. I spent weeks apologizing
to my son, begging him to visit,
735
00:42:13,489 --> 00:42:16,701
when I was the one who grew him
from a speck of nothing.
736
00:42:16,784 --> 00:42:19,746
Fed him milk from my breast
for three fucking years
737
00:42:19,829 --> 00:42:22,040
and now my tits hang like shriveled figs.
738
00:42:23,166 --> 00:42:28,755
"Aw, Mommy, please come visit me.
I'm so sad you only visit Barbie."
739
00:42:28,838 --> 00:42:33,468
Fuck unconditional love.
Hate keeps me warm at night.
740
00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:37,305
- In Russia, we have a saying.
- Hmm.
741
00:42:37,388 --> 00:42:40,558
"Those who love you
will make you weep.
742
00:42:40,641 --> 00:42:43,394
Those who hate you will make you laugh."
743
00:42:44,103 --> 00:42:47,356
You don't even have to translate that.
I hear you loud and clear.
744
00:42:50,318 --> 00:42:52,153
Sit there. Across from me.
745
00:42:52,904 --> 00:42:54,155
She's my partner now.
746
00:43:13,382 --> 00:43:15,593
Thinking you're a runaway carrot
is nothing.
747
00:43:15,676 --> 00:43:17,595
I remember this one time
I was so fucked up,
748
00:43:17,678 --> 00:43:20,681
I go and I knock on the elevator door
and nobody answers,
749
00:43:20,765 --> 00:43:22,517
I took a shit in the hallway.
750
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:23,935
Yeah. Reasonable.
751
00:43:24,018 --> 00:43:25,353
And the next morning,
752
00:43:25,436 --> 00:43:28,773
I wake up in bed next to
Katie Buhrmaster's super hairy brother
753
00:43:28,856 --> 00:43:31,317
and I found out that I had sold him
754
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:35,113
my entire Beanie Baby collection
for one bump.
755
00:43:35,863 --> 00:43:36,948
That doesn't sound so bad.
756
00:43:37,031 --> 00:43:39,492
I had Humphrey the Camel, okay?
757
00:43:39,575 --> 00:43:41,911
And Garcia the Tie-Dyed Bear.
758
00:43:41,994 --> 00:43:43,746
Also, I am gay.
759
00:43:45,456 --> 00:43:48,126
The next morning was the first time
I tried to get sober.
760
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:54,590
Last time I was sober was, God...
30 years ago.
761
00:43:55,967 --> 00:43:57,635
I was the good daughter.
762
00:43:58,553 --> 00:44:01,722
When I first got here, man, I had ethics.
763
00:44:01,806 --> 00:44:04,142
Strictly sell.
764
00:44:04,225 --> 00:44:08,563
I didn't even touch my own supply until
that rat, Frieda, fucked everything up.
765
00:44:09,564 --> 00:44:13,484
I got added years.
I could've been out by now.
766
00:44:13,568 --> 00:44:17,530
Not dodging assassination attempts
by my own sister.
767
00:44:17,613 --> 00:44:21,242
Well, this place will bring out
your dark side.
768
00:44:21,325 --> 00:44:23,661
Yeah. I learned that the last time
I was here.
769
00:44:24,495 --> 00:44:25,413
You were here?
770
00:44:26,038 --> 00:44:30,168
Fuck. Maybe it really is time
to get sober.
771
00:44:30,251 --> 00:44:33,546
There is too much going on around here
that is getting by me.
772
00:44:33,629 --> 00:44:38,342
Eighth time's the charm.
That's what I'm hoping.
773
00:44:39,635 --> 00:44:42,013
What's the point
of being sober in here, huh?
774
00:44:42,096 --> 00:44:43,848
I mean, nobody wants to feel this.
775
00:44:44,849 --> 00:44:49,979
My guru, Jolene, says
that I am resting up for my next life.
776
00:44:51,063 --> 00:44:52,940
Hopefully as an only child.
777
00:44:53,024 --> 00:44:58,112
I have found that it's a lot easier
to just be present for your current life
778
00:44:58,195 --> 00:45:00,573
rather than constantly trying to score
to shut it out.
779
00:45:01,282 --> 00:45:04,118
Like, uh, saying,
there is no shutting it out.
780
00:45:04,201 --> 00:45:07,580
Also sometimes you gotta do
some really ugly shit to score.
781
00:45:08,247 --> 00:45:10,958
Denning, you've been cleared for meds.
782
00:45:14,545 --> 00:45:15,588
Yeah, I don't need it.
783
00:45:19,008 --> 00:45:20,301
That was colossally bone-headed.
784
00:45:21,469 --> 00:45:24,013
You could've sold that shit.
This is the seller's market.
785
00:45:31,854 --> 00:45:33,356
I brought your favorite.
786
00:45:34,565 --> 00:45:36,400
Simple, but classic.
787
00:45:37,652 --> 00:45:38,778
Here.
788
00:45:42,990 --> 00:45:44,200
They're my apology chips.
789
00:45:45,534 --> 00:45:47,036
My mom said no.
790
00:45:50,081 --> 00:45:52,124
I tried, I swear.
791
00:45:52,208 --> 00:45:55,378
She picked right now
to be this good, lawful person
792
00:45:55,461 --> 00:45:57,338
for the first time in her life.
793
00:45:59,757 --> 00:46:02,677
Maybe we could find somebody else.
You got family or a brother?
794
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:04,178
I got no one.
795
00:46:05,304 --> 00:46:07,264
Without product,
I got nothing to offer in here,
796
00:46:07,348 --> 00:46:11,060
so it's best to walk away
before you're a target by association.
797
00:46:11,143 --> 00:46:14,230
At camp, I heard that they trained
a chicken to come through the fence.
798
00:46:14,313 --> 00:46:15,856
We don't go outside.
799
00:46:15,940 --> 00:46:20,152
No. But the girls were saying
that they're gonna bring back kickball.
800
00:46:20,236 --> 00:46:21,612
Don't you get it?
801
00:46:21,696 --> 00:46:24,615
If there was a way to bring shit in,
I would've thought of it.
802
00:46:24,699 --> 00:46:27,076
Sometimes you gotta say dumb ideas
to get to a good one.
803
00:46:27,159 --> 00:46:28,953
You want drugs that bad?
804
00:46:29,620 --> 00:46:31,288
Are you that fucking desperate?
805
00:46:32,081 --> 00:46:34,083
It's not about the drugs.
806
00:46:40,381 --> 00:46:42,383
Are you gonna make me say it?
807
00:46:45,678 --> 00:46:47,722
You've been nice to me.
808
00:46:52,268 --> 00:46:53,978
I don't wanna be alone.
809
00:47:29,472 --> 00:47:30,473
Shit.
810
00:47:43,778 --> 00:47:46,906
Is it better if I say sorry
or just not address it?
811
00:47:46,989 --> 00:47:50,826
Oh, it's cool.
I came, like, a bunch of times, too.
812
00:47:51,744 --> 00:47:52,620
Really?
813
00:47:52,703 --> 00:47:55,164
No, stupid.
That took, like, three seconds.
814
00:47:55,247 --> 00:47:56,457
Hmm.
815
00:47:58,084 --> 00:47:59,543
I made you breakfast.
816
00:48:04,632 --> 00:48:07,093
- It's a chocolate one, not spinach.
- Oh.
817
00:48:09,386 --> 00:48:10,346
Mmm!
818
00:48:10,429 --> 00:48:12,431
Maybe you could take a container to work.
819
00:48:12,515 --> 00:48:13,808
The other guards might like it.
820
00:48:15,267 --> 00:48:17,853
You know what?
I bet the guys would go nuts for it.
821
00:48:17,937 --> 00:48:20,940
You know, you might even get,
like, three new customers.
822
00:48:21,023 --> 00:48:23,400
Yeah. Great. Three. Hmm.
823
00:48:24,652 --> 00:48:26,153
I'll have my own place in no time.
824
00:48:26,237 --> 00:48:29,740
Hey, I told you,
you can stay here as long as you need.
825
00:48:30,741 --> 00:48:35,121
This ain't big enough for me and my kids.
Plus, your grandmother lives here.
826
00:48:35,204 --> 00:48:36,831
Yeah, but she never comes out.
827
00:48:42,044 --> 00:48:45,756
Listen,
I'm gonna be back around 7:00.
828
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:48,551
In case maybe you wanna make dinner.
829
00:48:48,634 --> 00:48:50,261
Not in a blender.
830
00:48:50,344 --> 00:48:53,264
And nothing too spicy.
That aggravates Nana's night reflux.
831
00:48:56,142 --> 00:48:58,811
Okay.
832
00:49:26,130 --> 00:49:27,131
Again.
833
00:49:33,846 --> 00:49:36,599
That was so good.
834
00:49:38,100 --> 00:49:42,021
Wow. You're in the groove.
I think that was the best class yet.
835
00:49:42,104 --> 00:49:44,607
It was maybe top three. At most.
836
00:49:46,358 --> 00:49:47,443
Um...
837
00:49:48,652 --> 00:49:49,904
We gotta talk.
838
00:49:51,405 --> 00:49:52,781
I know. I'm sorry.
839
00:49:52,865 --> 00:49:55,743
I didn't know if it was better
to apologize to you after the fact
840
00:49:55,826 --> 00:49:57,286
or pretend like it didn't happen.
841
00:49:57,369 --> 00:49:59,121
Uh, I wasn't talking about that.
842
00:50:00,039 --> 00:50:04,251
No? I mean, me, neither.
What are we talking about?
843
00:50:06,086 --> 00:50:08,797
It's this gang shit.
It's out of control.
844
00:50:08,881 --> 00:50:11,592
And no offense,
but the COs are doing nothing
845
00:50:11,675 --> 00:50:13,344
and people are getting really hurt
in here.
846
00:50:14,428 --> 00:50:16,263
I wouldn't say we're not doing nothing.
847
00:50:16,347 --> 00:50:19,558
I mean, we canceled mixed yard
and put Swope in the SHU.
848
00:50:19,642 --> 00:50:23,562
That don't matter when C's attacking C.
It's gone intra-block now.
849
00:50:24,980 --> 00:50:26,607
I will definitely look into that.
850
00:50:28,817 --> 00:50:31,612
And I will talk to the interim warden,
851
00:50:31,695 --> 00:50:35,199
even though I'm pretty sure
she doesn't give a flying fuck.
852
00:50:35,908 --> 00:50:36,909
Well...
853
00:50:38,744 --> 00:50:39,745
you got charm.
854
00:50:41,830 --> 00:50:42,915
Use it.
855
00:50:50,422 --> 00:50:55,427
You know, you're at least 15 years
too old for him.
856
00:50:55,511 --> 00:50:57,513
I don't know what you're talking about.
857
00:50:57,596 --> 00:50:59,348
If you ever go into that class again,
858
00:50:59,431 --> 00:51:02,601
I'll have Shruti cut out your thyroid
in your sleep.
859
00:51:04,186 --> 00:51:07,648
She was one test away
from being an ENT surgeon.
860
00:51:08,607 --> 00:51:09,441
Feel me?
861
00:51:21,287 --> 00:51:22,454
You need all these books?
862
00:51:22,538 --> 00:51:24,873
I didn't know half the words
those lawyers were saying.
863
00:51:24,957 --> 00:51:27,751
It was like a scene out of
Boston Legal.
864
00:51:27,835 --> 00:51:30,337
And then this prosecutor lady
was coming for me.
865
00:51:30,421 --> 00:51:35,384
She tried to paint me as some...
revenge monster.
866
00:51:36,093 --> 00:51:38,595
Broken by the system, my ass.
867
00:51:40,264 --> 00:51:42,308
You got good people on your side, too.
868
00:51:43,183 --> 00:51:45,602
You said your lawyer was hella smart.
869
00:51:46,854 --> 00:51:48,355
I don't know if that's enough.
870
00:51:50,190 --> 00:51:55,154
It was nice to hear all those things
that Mr. Caputo was saying about me.
871
00:51:55,237 --> 00:51:58,615
After all that him and I had been through,
872
00:51:58,699 --> 00:52:02,786
for him to step up like that, man...
873
00:52:04,246 --> 00:52:06,707
He's a good egg.
874
00:52:08,834 --> 00:52:11,920
Hey! Are you okay?
875
00:52:21,930 --> 00:52:23,599
I gotta tell you something.
876
00:52:26,602 --> 00:52:28,062
It's real bad, T.
877
00:52:28,145 --> 00:52:30,481
Come on, now. You know you can tell me.
878
00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:35,194
I...
879
00:52:49,583 --> 00:52:50,918
I got a daughter.
880
00:52:52,169 --> 00:52:54,004
Oh.
881
00:52:54,963 --> 00:52:58,092
Look, that's cool.
882
00:52:59,051 --> 00:53:00,594
I mean, how old is she?
883
00:53:03,889 --> 00:53:05,224
Thirteen.
884
00:53:07,601 --> 00:53:09,686
She doesn't even know she's my kid.
885
00:53:10,270 --> 00:53:12,231
She thinks she's my sister.
886
00:53:13,315 --> 00:53:15,984
Look, that happens. All right?
887
00:53:16,068 --> 00:53:19,279
Some people think
that Solange is Beyoncé's daughter.
888
00:53:19,363 --> 00:53:21,615
I didn't even tell the dad, neither.
889
00:53:24,827 --> 00:53:26,954
Instead, I lied to protect myself.
890
00:53:29,832 --> 00:53:34,336
He out there walking around,
no clue what could hit him.
891
00:53:37,339 --> 00:53:40,092
I'm in here pretending
like it didn't even happen.
892
00:53:40,759 --> 00:53:44,054
Going on in life like... like...
893
00:53:45,472 --> 00:53:46,682
Like nothing.
894
00:53:50,978 --> 00:53:53,313
I'm sorry, T.
I'm sorry I lied to you.
895
00:53:53,397 --> 00:53:56,024
I'm not a good person.
896
00:53:56,108 --> 00:53:57,067
No.
897
00:53:57,151 --> 00:54:00,070
- I'm not a good person.
- I know you. All right?
898
00:54:00,154 --> 00:54:04,074
There is so much good in you.
You had your reasons.
899
00:54:05,826 --> 00:54:07,661
I'm not a good person, T.
900
00:54:09,288 --> 00:54:12,583
No. All right? No. No.
901
00:54:13,625 --> 00:54:16,253
You are a good egg, too.
902
00:54:16,336 --> 00:54:18,338
I'm not a good person, T.
903
00:54:24,970 --> 00:54:26,054
What do you want?
904
00:54:26,138 --> 00:54:28,515
If you'd answer your fucking phone,
I would tell you.
905
00:54:28,599 --> 00:54:32,144
I can't fucking find it.
It's probably in a box with my towels.
906
00:54:32,227 --> 00:54:35,606
I'm moving, remember?
You banished me to Missouri.
907
00:54:35,689 --> 00:54:37,983
I should've banished you
from opening your mouth,
908
00:54:38,066 --> 00:54:39,735
I didn't think
I needed to tape that shut.
909
00:54:39,818 --> 00:54:41,153
What are you talking about?
910
00:54:41,236 --> 00:54:44,156
I am talking about
being a good employee, Joe!
911
00:54:44,239 --> 00:54:45,365
Toeing the company line
912
00:54:45,449 --> 00:54:47,743
and not fucking the people
who pay your checks.
913
00:54:47,826 --> 00:54:51,205
How is taking a bottom-feeding job
not toeing the company line?
914
00:54:51,288 --> 00:54:53,624
Jack Pearson personally called me
to ask me
915
00:54:53,707 --> 00:54:58,504
why you were on the defense witness list
for Tasha Jefferson.
916
00:54:58,587 --> 00:55:02,382
You are making me look
like a fucking idiot for not firing you.
917
00:55:02,466 --> 00:55:03,675
Are you trying to get me fired?
918
00:55:05,344 --> 00:55:07,888
Linda, it's not about you.
919
00:55:09,223 --> 00:55:11,308
I am trying to do the right thing
by that girl.
920
00:55:11,391 --> 00:55:14,394
Well, this isn't
about the right thing, Joe.
921
00:55:14,478 --> 00:55:17,481
And stop acting
like you're above all this.
922
00:55:17,564 --> 00:55:22,945
Stop acting like you can just do...
whatever you want without consequences.
923
00:55:23,862 --> 00:55:26,657
MCC's dirt is your dirt.
924
00:55:27,449 --> 00:55:28,575
You're MCC.
925
00:55:31,119 --> 00:55:32,120
Yeah.
926
00:55:34,873 --> 00:55:36,667
No. Not anymore.
927
00:55:37,668 --> 00:55:39,086
I quit.
928
00:55:48,303 --> 00:55:50,430
Oh, that's right.
929
00:55:53,267 --> 00:55:55,143
Oh, no, I didn't order this.
930
00:55:55,227 --> 00:55:57,229
Open the book, JonBenét.
931
00:56:06,196 --> 00:56:08,365
Yes! Yay!
932
00:56:10,534 --> 00:56:12,035
Look who got kickball going.
933
00:56:12,119 --> 00:56:13,829
There must've been divine intervention.
934
00:56:13,912 --> 00:56:16,748
Your D-Block friend
got all the church ladies to sign up.
935
00:56:16,832 --> 00:56:18,542
I told you God is real.
936
00:56:19,293 --> 00:56:20,544
Like in that movie they made
937
00:56:20,627 --> 00:56:23,046
based on the kid's memoir
that turned out to be a hoax.
938
00:56:24,423 --> 00:56:27,509
I feel like I should warn you
that I am not a graceful loser.
939
00:56:32,931 --> 00:56:35,726
You didn't get kickball.
You got D-Block kickball.
940
00:56:35,809 --> 00:56:37,769
I just offered it to anybody
who wanted to play.
941
00:56:37,853 --> 00:56:39,354
You said I could ask the other girls.
942
00:56:40,689 --> 00:56:43,817
If Barb's bitches are playing,
we gotta have our own team.
943
00:56:43,900 --> 00:56:47,487
Akers, Creech, Chambal, both Amys,
you're joining kickball.
944
00:56:47,571 --> 00:56:49,114
- Yeah, I call pitcher.
- Damn it!
945
00:56:49,197 --> 00:56:50,365
Can we change it to dodgeball?
946
00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:53,744
Badison, you're in charge.
947
00:56:53,827 --> 00:56:56,913
We can call it
Badison News Bears.
948
00:56:56,997 --> 00:56:57,873
That's stupid.
949
00:56:57,956 --> 00:56:58,999
Oh.
950
00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:03,462
Great.
951
00:57:03,545 --> 00:57:06,214
Diamond! Yo, you can be base coach.
952
00:57:06,298 --> 00:57:07,591
For real?
953
00:57:41,291 --> 00:57:42,709
If we're gonna do this,
954
00:57:43,669 --> 00:57:45,462
we gotta be smarter this time.
74612