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Feels like somebody's
strangling my guts.
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I know.
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It's like they squeeze them
till they die.
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I know, mami, I know.
But you have to relax.
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Try to roll through it, okay?
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You fight it, it's worse.
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Aquí, put this behind her back.
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- Bebé.
- Thanks.
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Yeah. That, too.
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I can't wait for this baby to come,
so she can stop being pregnant.
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"Oh! My back!
Oh, I'm shitting in pellets now."
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Have some compassion.
You had a baby, too.
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Yeah, but it wasn't a big deal.
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I didn't know she was in there till,
like, seven months.
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How could you not know?
You weigh 90 pounds.
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You must have looked like
a egg with four sticks in it.
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I'm not a scientist, okay?
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I was smoking a lot of pot that summer.
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I got pineapple!
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You eat this,
things will go fast.
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La china found it on the bottom shelf
in commissary.
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It's from 2006,
but cans last forever, right?
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I don't want her in here.
She tried to sell the baby.
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It's not about the baby.
It's about you.
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She's a whole thing,
but she loves you... in her way.
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Her way's not good enough!
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Seriously, get out!
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Go, get the fuck out!
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Okay, all right.
You're doing good, mami, that's good.
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So, mamá...
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So?
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Ma, look!
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It's a balloon that looks like a condom.
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I don't wanna be
crass about it, but...
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everyone knows
I'm your best daughter.
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But I... will massage your feet
every day for a week with my hands.
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This is an open lottery, ladies.
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I don't play favorites,
I don't take bribes.
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Put your names on the list,
and good luck to you.
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They're the ones
who gave her the ticket out.
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What did they think
she was gonna do?
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I just can't believe she sat
in that bus station like a flat balloon.
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I guess she lost faith.
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Either that or there's some kind of flaw
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in our randomly improvised
Norma-based theological system.
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That attitude is not gonna help us
get seats at this dinner.
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I heard the zucchini night was incredible.
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Girl, I was there.
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She did this fried thing with the flowers
that made tears come out of my eyes.
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Wait, if you went to the last one,
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you should let someone else
have a chance.
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Past is the past.
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Today is a new day,
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and we're all equal
in Red's magic restaurant.
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Not to brag,
but if you make it in,
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you will feel things about corn
you have never felt before.
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Good luck, ladies.
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For the record, I'm an excellent
conversationalist on at least...
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four topics.
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Oh...
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You look kind of busted.
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Busted or broken-up-with?
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Wow, sorry.
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But not that sorry.
It's kind of a relief, isn't it?
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Maybe, I don't know.
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I mean... she was acting so weird,
but it's still, I can't even... It's...
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She broke up with me?
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That's your ego talking.
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I mean,
what am I supposed to do now?
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It's like,
we still live in the same place.
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It's not like I can just go take off,
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and visit my slacker cousins
in California for a few weeks
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while I lick my wounds
and stalk her on Facebook.
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Stop being such a girl, Chapman.
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Come with me to movie night.
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You know, Alex and I may be
on a break right now,
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and it's not like I...
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It's not like I don't feel things.
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I just don't...
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I don't think I'm ready to
just jump into a whole new thing.
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I think I'm gonna need
a little bit of time.
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So, the assumption there is that
I'm some starving lesbian jackal
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just waiting to pounce on the...
warm bones of your relationship.
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- Well, fuck you.
- No.
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That's not...
I was just trying to...
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Was just... I guess I was just
trying to be considerate or whatever.
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Well, for your information,
the jackal does just fine.
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Do you know where Berdie is?
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I went to her office this morning
and she wasn't there.
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She's suspended while
they investigate an incident.
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For how long?
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I... I have no idea.
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I think maybe you...
were right.
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Which time?
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When you...
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said I should try medication.
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I never really thought I'd do it,
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but I don't wanna
feel like this anymore.
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I'll give you another referral,
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with a recommendation for antidepressants.
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I really do think they'll help a lot.
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Do you know what they'll give me?
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MCC just subcontracted Medical
out to another corporation.
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New doctors, new rules...
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but... first steps.
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I could tell Caputo, I guess.
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He did march old Pornstache
right out of here
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when he found out what happened with him
and that Spanish girl, remember?
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The one that looks like a goldfish.
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Yeah, but Spanish girl
had a belly full of fetus.
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That's why the marching happened.
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- I mean, short of that...
- you're farting in the wind.
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I know, but I'm telling the truth.
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Yep, and Donuts, he's gonna lie.
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Who do you think they'll believe?
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I have a feeling
you're gonna say it ain't me.
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We are liars and degenerates,
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and we deserve everything
that happens to us.
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So, I get fucked
and now I'm screwed.
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Yep, that's about the short of it.
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But that don't make it over.
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You hear me?
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Hey!
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You got a big, angry bull dyke
on your side now.
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And I am a firm believer
in good ol'-fashioned revenge.
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You ain't thinking about killing him,
are you?
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Nah, that shit's too messy.
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Nope, I got a better idea.
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We are gonna go full-on
Girl with the Dragon Tattoo on this guy.
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What's us getting tattoos
gonna teach him?
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No.
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See...
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Girl with the Dragon Tattoo,
it's Swedish.
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It means,
"We're gonna rape him back."
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Whoa, got it all lubed up
for you there, Rodcocker.
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Aw, Jesus Christ already.
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- I'm closed.
- That's cool.
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We just wanted to ask you a question.
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Spanish been saying
how you still got your dick.
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That true?
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What you got between your legs
is your business,
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- and what I got is mine.
- Maybe.
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But my man is out at Lexington
and he's having a real hard time.
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Hard.
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Meanwhile, you hiding out in here,
"pretending" to be a female.
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Seems like you got it
all figured out.
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You have any idea
how ignorant you sound?
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We just want a little peek.
Educate ourselves.
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Get the fuck out of my house.
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Not till we see it.
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Get her! Get her!
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- Fuck you, she-male!
- Fuck!
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Ow!
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Damn, I told you
he still had his man strength!
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Don't think I won't kill you,
you fucking cunt!
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That's it, bitch!
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Fuck you, bitches.
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- Help me!
- I'll get Caputo.
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I try to do the right thing,
and my own daughter hates me.
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But at least your daughter
knows who you are.
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Pepa ain't even
gonna remember me.
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It ain't like you deserve it,
naming your daughter Pepa.
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Hey! Yo, Push It
is me and Yadriel's song, a'ight?
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Whatever, I'm sorry.
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But I'm telling you, kids...
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All they do is break your balls,
morning to night.
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And yet you had, like, 11 of them.
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What else was I doing, right?
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Plus, when they little,
they love you so much.
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It's like having fans.
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Who puke on you, but still.
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Yeah, they think you're perfect.
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No one else is ever gonna
feel that way about us, that's for sure.
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That's the thing, isn't it?
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You know,
I kept leaving these messages,
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calling him an asshole, saying,
"Oh, my baby girl needs her mama."
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But... the truth is...
that she's fine.
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Yadriel loves her.
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His mother is a good person...
and she's gonna be okay.
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I'm not freaking out
because she needs me.
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I'm freaking out
because I need her.
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Hi, can I get your name, please?
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Diaz.
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- I've got seven Diazes.
- Dayanara.
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Okay, cool!
That's a pretty name.
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- I wanna go home.
- I know.
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It's weird being in a new place
with all new people, right?
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But I promise by tomorrow,
you're gonna be settling right in.
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You got a phone here,
if she needs me?
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We have a policy of
no phone calls home for the first week.
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It helps the campers get acclimated.
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You're in Cabin Six!
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Why don't I take you over
to meet your new bunk mates?
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I can take her things.
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So, this is it?
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She's gonna have a great time.
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I hate it here!
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There are bugs on the ground!
You can't make me stay!
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Remember how
we talked about this?
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I wanna go home, Mommy, please!
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Óyeme, you little brat.
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You think I got nothing better to do
than take care of you?
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This is my one-month vacation!
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And I got things planned starting tonight.
Mommy's going out.
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Mommy, no...
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Can you... can you just go with her?
Just...
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- Mommy!
- Daya, please!
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I think you should go now.
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Mommy! Mommy, come back!
Mommy!
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Mommy!
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Mommy!
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Hey.
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Hi.
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- You doing okay?
- Why wouldn't I be?
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Don't be obtuse.
I'm not trying to be a dick.
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- I'm fine.
- Seriously? That's how you're doing...
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Hey, hey, you guys got a second?
It's about, um... you know...
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, that's more her deal now.
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Oh, cool.
Look, I... I got a problem.
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Did you get the stuff to Cal?
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See you later, Chapman.
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Everything went fine, okay?
I just...
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I can't do this anymore, all right?
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It's not worth it.
I'm sorry.
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"Generalized depression and anxiety,
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low self-esteem
and feelings of isolation."
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Mr. Healy says pills might work.
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I think you're a candidate for Doxepin.
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It might make you a little sleepy, but...
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if you're asleep,
you won't eat compulsively
252
00:14:49,865 --> 00:14:52,075
and get fat,
which is another side effect.
253
00:14:52,159 --> 00:14:53,702
We wouldn't want that.
254
00:14:55,871 --> 00:14:59,708
I'm gonna peek in your chart.
You had a physical, right?
255
00:14:59,792 --> 00:15:02,210
When I first got here,
six months ago.
256
00:15:02,294 --> 00:15:05,589
Yeah...
I'm still moving in.
257
00:15:05,673 --> 00:15:09,677
I've got D to G
and P through R.
258
00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:12,930
You're probably in the other room.
Give me a sec.
259
00:15:28,445 --> 00:15:32,700
I don't need this right now, inmate.
I'm developing a fucking ulcer.
260
00:15:32,783 --> 00:15:35,118
None of this is my fault.
261
00:15:35,202 --> 00:15:37,162
They jumped me.
I was attacked.
262
00:15:37,245 --> 00:15:38,789
I know.
263
00:15:38,872 --> 00:15:42,125
- You do?
- Yes.
264
00:15:42,209 --> 00:15:44,545
I hear things.
265
00:15:44,628 --> 00:15:47,339
How things have been going ugly for you
for a while now.
266
00:15:48,006 --> 00:15:49,466
It's herd mentality.
267
00:15:49,550 --> 00:15:51,844
The tide turns,
everybody wigs out.
268
00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:55,681
People don't like
what they can't understand.
269
00:15:55,764 --> 00:15:58,433
So, what are you gonna do about it?
270
00:15:58,516 --> 00:16:00,518
I'm gonna have the guards
keep a closer eye on you.
271
00:16:00,603 --> 00:16:02,145
They'll be ready if anything starts up.
272
00:16:02,229 --> 00:16:04,815
So, basically,
you're putting me under surveillance?
273
00:16:04,898 --> 00:16:06,483
Well, there's not much else I can do.
274
00:16:06,567 --> 00:16:10,946
There's a lot you could do,
starting with firing CO Sikowitz.
275
00:16:11,029 --> 00:16:14,199
Sikowitz is not the problem here.
276
00:16:14,282 --> 00:16:16,994
The problem is she's a chipmunk in boots
277
00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:19,997
who never got proper training
due to negligence.
278
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,707
I want her fired,
279
00:16:21,790 --> 00:16:25,377
and I want crisis and
sensitivity training for all the guards.
280
00:16:26,795 --> 00:16:27,880
Look...
281
00:16:29,297 --> 00:16:30,465
Burset...
282
00:16:31,383 --> 00:16:33,551
I sympathize, I really do.
283
00:16:33,636 --> 00:16:36,221
But we have to be realistic
about our recourse here.
284
00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:40,893
Ask my lawyer how realistic I am.
285
00:16:40,976 --> 00:16:44,479
Your lawyer?
These guys have teams of lawyers.
286
00:16:44,562 --> 00:16:47,775
Driving in Mercedes, expensing lunches...
287
00:16:47,858 --> 00:16:51,820
and crushing cases like yours
under their Italian leather shoes.
288
00:16:52,988 --> 00:16:55,323
I have no doubt.
289
00:16:56,324 --> 00:16:58,035
But here's what I got.
290
00:16:58,118 --> 00:16:59,870
A Post headline...
291
00:16:59,953 --> 00:17:01,997
"She-Male Jail Fail.
292
00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:04,833
Balls to the Wall
in Tranny Prison Brawl."
293
00:17:04,917 --> 00:17:07,544
That shit sells like hotcakes.
294
00:17:07,628 --> 00:17:11,589
And everyone will be reading about it,
and everyone will be talking about it,
295
00:17:11,674 --> 00:17:14,051
including the ladies of The View.
296
00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:17,763
You think MCC wants
that kind of attention?
297
00:17:17,846 --> 00:17:20,098
Jesus, Burset.
298
00:17:20,182 --> 00:17:22,350
Why you do you have to
make everything so hard?
299
00:17:23,852 --> 00:17:27,314
No offense, but fuck you...
300
00:17:27,397 --> 00:17:28,857
sir.
301
00:17:32,861 --> 00:17:34,404
Oh, Jesus.
302
00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:36,281
I think we need a plan B.
303
00:17:36,364 --> 00:17:37,700
Are you pussying out on me right now?
304
00:17:37,783 --> 00:17:42,620
Look, if being a pussy is
not wanting to eat rats in SHU, then...
305
00:17:42,705 --> 00:17:44,372
No one's going to SHU...
306
00:17:45,123 --> 00:17:46,249
Louder.
307
00:17:49,461 --> 00:17:52,047
Remember how I was
in the Puppy Program?
308
00:17:53,006 --> 00:17:56,593
Well, see, I may have palmed
a doggie sedative,
309
00:17:56,677 --> 00:17:58,053
or four,
310
00:17:58,136 --> 00:18:01,056
that I have been keeping
as a treat for myself
311
00:18:01,139 --> 00:18:03,266
in case I would like to fake a seizure,
312
00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:07,479
go on a vacation to a hospital
and touch nurses.
313
00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:10,941
Do you see, this is how much
I care about you, Doggett.
314
00:18:11,024 --> 00:18:15,487
I am willing to
burn that dream on you.
315
00:18:16,822 --> 00:18:19,867
Wait, are you saying that you want
to put the puppy night-night pill,
316
00:18:19,950 --> 00:18:20,951
like, in his coffee?
317
00:18:21,034 --> 00:18:23,120
Yeah,
he won't even see us coming.
318
00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:24,788
Then what?
319
00:18:24,872 --> 00:18:28,751
Then he wakes up
with a flashlight shoved up his ass.
320
00:18:28,834 --> 00:18:33,046
Boo, how do you expect to fit
a flashlight up someone's ass
321
00:18:33,130 --> 00:18:34,672
that hasn't had a warm up?
322
00:18:34,757 --> 00:18:37,467
Okay, uh, something slippery?
Bar of soap?
323
00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:39,677
Yeah, but bars of soap?
They're even wider.
324
00:18:39,762 --> 00:18:42,139
- Think about it, they're like...
- Assuming his shit is tight.
325
00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:45,475
I mean, you'd be surprised
what people get up to in their free time.
326
00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:47,560
What?
327
00:18:49,687 --> 00:18:51,481
How about...
328
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:54,359
How about a broom?
A broomstick?
329
00:18:54,442 --> 00:18:56,194
- Great.
- No, wait, wait, wait, wait.
330
00:18:57,112 --> 00:19:00,407
Nope, splinters.
He'll get splinters in his ass.
331
00:19:00,490 --> 00:19:01,784
Doggett...
332
00:19:01,867 --> 00:19:05,746
his comfort is not our fucking concern.
333
00:19:06,747 --> 00:19:08,456
- That's right.
- It's right.
334
00:19:08,540 --> 00:19:10,834
- Yeah.
- You got me there.
335
00:19:10,918 --> 00:19:13,128
I'm just a girl
trying to start a business,
336
00:19:13,211 --> 00:19:15,756
get a tiny piece of
the American dream for myself.
337
00:19:15,839 --> 00:19:17,215
Why does the universe hate me?
338
00:19:17,299 --> 00:19:19,843
He's not quitting.
339
00:19:19,927 --> 00:19:23,305
He's wised up.
He's playing you like a fiddle.
340
00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:28,310
Shit... you're right.
341
00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:31,939
- He said it wasn't worth it.
- Mmm.
342
00:19:32,022 --> 00:19:33,606
He probably wants
more money like everyone else.
343
00:19:33,690 --> 00:19:35,608
But he didn't...
344
00:19:37,444 --> 00:19:40,155
Oh, my God.
345
00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:44,034
- This is about the handjob.
- Oh, you gave him a handjob?
346
00:19:44,117 --> 00:19:46,203
No, I may have promised...
347
00:19:47,245 --> 00:19:50,833
I may have intimated that
there was a slight... possibility.
348
00:19:50,916 --> 00:19:54,086
I mean, if he proved his value
to the organization.
349
00:19:55,253 --> 00:19:56,880
Another mystery solved.
350
00:19:56,964 --> 00:19:57,965
No.
351
00:19:58,048 --> 00:20:00,633
If this is what he's angling for,
why didn't he just come out with it?
352
00:20:00,717 --> 00:20:02,219
No pun intended.
353
00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:04,012
He's a kid.
He's barely through puberty.
354
00:20:04,096 --> 00:20:05,680
He's probably never even kissed a girl.
355
00:20:05,763 --> 00:20:08,934
Oh, that is so sweet.
Well, it shouldn't take long.
356
00:20:09,017 --> 00:20:11,644
Forty-five seconds and
he'll be sneezing right in your hand.
357
00:20:11,728 --> 00:20:12,729
Oh!
358
00:20:13,730 --> 00:20:15,398
What does Vause think of it?
359
00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:18,026
Vause does not need
to know about this, capisce?
360
00:20:18,110 --> 00:20:20,863
Suit yourself.
I don't get involved.
361
00:20:20,946 --> 00:20:22,155
Mmm.
362
00:20:23,156 --> 00:20:24,741
I feel like a molester.
363
00:20:25,575 --> 00:20:27,577
Which is weird...
364
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:30,288
because I am clearly
also being exploited here.
365
00:20:30,372 --> 00:20:31,999
Hmm...
366
00:20:32,082 --> 00:20:34,835
sounds like you've got a dilemma.
367
00:20:56,148 --> 00:20:58,025
Whoo! Man...
368
00:20:58,108 --> 00:21:01,736
this farm-to-table thing is
for real, am I right?
369
00:21:01,819 --> 00:21:05,490
Man, we're gonna be flossin'
for, like, a straight hour after this.
370
00:21:05,573 --> 00:21:08,701
Yo, what happened to your new weave?
You were lookin' fresh.
371
00:21:08,785 --> 00:21:10,370
Nah, I wasn't feelin' it.
372
00:21:10,453 --> 00:21:12,539
Yeah, what she feeling is scared
373
00:21:12,622 --> 00:21:15,042
that Sophia gonna
hulk out on her and shit.
374
00:21:15,125 --> 00:21:17,502
Untrue.
375
00:21:17,585 --> 00:21:18,921
Yo, I don't blame you.
376
00:21:19,004 --> 00:21:21,131
Shit's getting ugly
in the RuPaul Drag Race.
377
00:21:21,214 --> 00:21:23,425
Yo, Sophia ain't a drag queen, yo.
378
00:21:23,508 --> 00:21:25,010
She ain't walking around
in a costume.
379
00:21:25,093 --> 00:21:26,970
I feel bad about it.
380
00:21:27,054 --> 00:21:29,932
- This is why I do my own hair.
- Wait, that's hair?
381
00:21:30,015 --> 00:21:32,267
This whole time I thought you was wearin'
Mickey Mouse ears!
382
00:21:32,350 --> 00:21:34,394
You...
383
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:43,611
Oh, tell me
what's happening here.
384
00:21:43,695 --> 00:21:46,739
Mmm, at the moment,
we enjoying some corn.
385
00:21:46,823 --> 00:21:48,992
- Mmm-hmm.
- Corn that doesn't belong to you.
386
00:21:49,076 --> 00:21:51,954
Uh-huh, 'cause it came from
the garden, you see what I'm sayin',
387
00:21:52,037 --> 00:21:54,664
which is on community prison property
that we all share.
388
00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:57,375
So, really, it do belong to us.
389
00:21:57,459 --> 00:21:59,502
You lazy shakhtor thief!
390
00:21:59,586 --> 00:22:01,838
- Shit...
- You did nothing for this.
391
00:22:01,922 --> 00:22:04,674
Other people planted it, watered it,
raked the weeds.
392
00:22:04,757 --> 00:22:06,343
Yeah, well,
guess who else got experience
393
00:22:06,426 --> 00:22:09,429
growin' shit for other people to eat
and gettin' none of it?
394
00:22:09,512 --> 00:22:11,098
- I know!
- Watson?
395
00:22:11,181 --> 00:22:12,807
Is it our ancestors?
396
00:22:12,890 --> 00:22:15,018
- Ohhh, correct!
- Whoo-hoo!
397
00:22:15,102 --> 00:22:19,522
And now, we takin' back
a little thing called... reparations.
398
00:22:19,606 --> 00:22:22,067
You sure you want to
get into the ring with me?
399
00:22:22,150 --> 00:22:23,610
- Oh, okay!
- What if she do?
400
00:22:23,693 --> 00:22:25,737
All right, everybody jump back,
jump back.
401
00:22:25,820 --> 00:22:27,364
You think I won't pound
that spiky redhead?
402
00:22:27,447 --> 00:22:28,740
Yo, I said, jump back!
403
00:22:28,823 --> 00:22:30,325
What the fuck?
404
00:22:30,408 --> 00:22:32,577
Now, this is not how
you handle your shit with Red.
405
00:22:32,660 --> 00:22:34,079
- Man, fuck her!
- Okay?
406
00:22:34,162 --> 00:22:35,788
And you got to stop using slavery
407
00:22:35,872 --> 00:22:37,499
every time you wanna
justify some foolishness!
408
00:22:37,582 --> 00:22:40,418
I'm just using it as a placeholder
till I become Jewish
409
00:22:40,502 --> 00:22:41,711
and I can pin it on Hitler.
410
00:22:41,794 --> 00:22:43,255
Crazy, man.
411
00:22:43,338 --> 00:22:44,547
Listen up, all right?
412
00:22:44,631 --> 00:22:47,050
We are not getting into it
with the white girls.
413
00:22:47,134 --> 00:22:48,510
We had enough of that with Vee!
414
00:22:53,806 --> 00:22:55,350
I apologize.
415
00:22:55,433 --> 00:22:58,478
You know what I can't do
with an apology, Jefferson?
416
00:22:58,561 --> 00:23:01,689
I can't roast it with
creamer and chili powder
417
00:23:01,773 --> 00:23:04,609
and serve it to the people who are
coming to my dinner tomorrow night.
418
00:23:04,692 --> 00:23:05,985
What else you got?
419
00:23:06,069 --> 00:23:08,613
Parsley...
and I got some onions,
420
00:23:08,696 --> 00:23:11,658
and I got a pantry full of Saltines.
421
00:23:11,741 --> 00:23:13,743
Okay, okay, um...
422
00:23:15,953 --> 00:23:20,750
But nobody will care...
when you introduce your new sommelier.
423
00:23:20,833 --> 00:23:22,210
Ah!
424
00:23:22,294 --> 00:23:24,962
This is ridiculous.
425
00:23:25,047 --> 00:23:26,048
Man, it could be classy.
426
00:23:26,131 --> 00:23:27,715
Look, I know a hooch specialist
427
00:23:27,799 --> 00:23:30,760
who's got a little extra
that she needs to unload.
428
00:23:30,843 --> 00:23:33,513
Wait, you clownin' on me, right?
This her fault!
429
00:23:33,596 --> 00:23:36,808
I know, but she has fewer
marketable skills, all right?
430
00:23:37,809 --> 00:23:39,436
I'm so sorry, Red.
431
00:23:39,519 --> 00:23:41,229
We just been eatin' crap for so long
432
00:23:41,313 --> 00:23:44,566
that when we ran into the corn, we just...
433
00:23:44,649 --> 00:23:45,942
lost our minds a little bit.
434
00:23:50,655 --> 00:23:54,117
She can wash dishes for me.
You and Watson, too.
435
00:23:54,201 --> 00:23:56,369
I want the kitchen spotless tonight,
436
00:23:56,453 --> 00:23:58,913
- and I want you to do the clean-up after.
- Fine.
437
00:23:58,996 --> 00:24:00,665
- Aw, man, that's some bullshit...
- Shut up, Cindy.
438
00:24:00,748 --> 00:24:03,626
- And I'll take that hooch.
- Good.
439
00:24:03,710 --> 00:24:05,920
And no one touches my garden again.
440
00:24:07,672 --> 00:24:09,091
Obviously.
441
00:24:12,260 --> 00:24:15,388
Forty-two pairs of
beautiful, sweaty panties,
442
00:24:15,472 --> 00:24:17,765
painstakingly crafted over days at a time,
443
00:24:17,849 --> 00:24:20,435
and they don't even
make a dent in the orders.
444
00:24:21,894 --> 00:24:25,315
I feel like we're standing
in front of a Vegas buffet of money
445
00:24:25,398 --> 00:24:28,443
and we're only allowed to take, like,
a plate of fries at a time.
446
00:24:28,526 --> 00:24:30,903
Maybe we can jack up the prices again?
447
00:24:30,987 --> 00:24:34,574
I mean, this is premium
artisanal shit, right?
448
00:24:34,657 --> 00:24:38,786
The Spanish charge $400 for a ham
and nobody blinks an eye.
449
00:24:38,870 --> 00:24:43,791
Well, that's because they feed those pigs
only acorns or olives or whatever.
450
00:24:43,875 --> 00:24:46,002
Wait, this is genius.
451
00:24:46,085 --> 00:24:48,671
What if the panties were flavored?
452
00:24:48,755 --> 00:24:51,591
Like, this girl only ate strawberries
for a week.
453
00:24:51,674 --> 00:24:55,595
Hmm, I think that might go against
the whole authentic prison vibe.
454
00:24:55,678 --> 00:24:58,431
They're dirty, dirty felons,
not Kobe beef.
455
00:24:58,515 --> 00:24:59,849
I know. Damn it.
456
00:25:01,058 --> 00:25:02,852
Maybe we go the other way.
457
00:25:02,935 --> 00:25:05,855
Like, who makes more money,
Bloomingdales or Walmart?
458
00:25:05,938 --> 00:25:08,691
We crank 'em out fast and cheap,
flood the market.
459
00:25:08,775 --> 00:25:11,486
And where do we get
these cheap and fast girls,
460
00:25:11,569 --> 00:25:14,572
other than every single
friend of yours? No.
461
00:25:14,656 --> 00:25:16,741
We are not getting into bed
with your friends,
462
00:25:16,824 --> 00:25:18,493
because they are horrible people,
463
00:25:18,576 --> 00:25:22,622
and they can't keep their traps shut
for five goddamn minutes at a time.
464
00:25:22,705 --> 00:25:25,082
And they're not in prison...
465
00:25:25,167 --> 00:25:26,334
yet.
466
00:25:26,418 --> 00:25:27,460
- But...
- No.
467
00:25:27,544 --> 00:25:29,921
This is Piper's very illegal business.
468
00:25:30,004 --> 00:25:32,632
We can't go bringing
people into it willy-nilly.
469
00:25:32,715 --> 00:25:34,467
Well, what Piper doesn't know
won't hurt her.
470
00:25:34,551 --> 00:25:36,010
Oh, my God, listen to yourself.
471
00:25:36,093 --> 00:25:38,596
Thug life is already making you cold.
472
00:25:48,773 --> 00:25:50,608
That was a rough one.
473
00:25:50,692 --> 00:25:54,987
Hey, you want me to do your hair
or something?
474
00:25:55,071 --> 00:25:57,240
It's just all flat and sweaty.
475
00:25:57,324 --> 00:25:59,909
I'll make you look real pretty
for the baby.
476
00:25:59,992 --> 00:26:02,119
- You're not helping, Ramos!
- Sorry.
477
00:26:02,204 --> 00:26:04,121
Oh, fuck!
478
00:26:06,999 --> 00:26:08,418
How you doing?
479
00:26:11,128 --> 00:26:13,923
- Can I talk at least?
- Fine.
480
00:26:22,682 --> 00:26:26,728
I know you feel like I only look out
for myself, and maybe I do.
481
00:26:26,811 --> 00:26:28,521
That's how I know to do life.
482
00:26:29,481 --> 00:26:32,191
But I want you to know,
this baby...
483
00:26:33,318 --> 00:26:34,736
it wasn't about the money.
484
00:26:36,821 --> 00:26:39,532
Okay, it was about the money.
485
00:26:39,616 --> 00:26:41,784
But also, I...
I was trying to help you.
486
00:26:42,619 --> 00:26:44,787
You know what would've helped?
487
00:26:46,038 --> 00:26:48,333
Some fucking support.
488
00:26:48,416 --> 00:26:52,254
Did you ask me how I feel,
what I want, huh?
489
00:26:52,337 --> 00:26:55,298
How you feel is what ruins it.
490
00:26:55,382 --> 00:26:57,675
I loved you.
491
00:26:57,759 --> 00:26:59,344
I wanted you around me.
492
00:26:59,427 --> 00:27:03,055
And now here you are,
doing the same stupid shit I did.
493
00:27:05,350 --> 00:27:06,809
I tried, you know?
494
00:27:07,977 --> 00:27:10,313
But it was for nothing.
495
00:27:10,397 --> 00:27:12,274
You turned out just like me.
496
00:27:13,858 --> 00:27:16,778
I made kids,
and then I fucked them up.
497
00:27:21,533 --> 00:27:22,950
I'm a terrible mother.
498
00:27:25,662 --> 00:27:29,666
And I never want you
to feel how I feel.
499
00:27:35,630 --> 00:27:36,923
I don't believe you.
500
00:27:37,924 --> 00:27:42,053
This kid was never...
was never nothing but a paycheck to you.
501
00:27:43,638 --> 00:27:48,142
I swallowed your bullshit
for the last fucking time.
502
00:27:48,225 --> 00:27:50,562
My hips are coming apart.
503
00:27:54,357 --> 00:27:58,110
Think about floating in the ocean.
504
00:27:58,194 --> 00:27:59,446
Fuck off, Maritza!
505
00:27:59,529 --> 00:28:00,822
Fuck!
506
00:28:00,905 --> 00:28:02,365
What?
507
00:28:04,451 --> 00:28:07,119
What? Is this normal?
508
00:28:07,203 --> 00:28:08,330
That does not seem normal.
509
00:28:09,331 --> 00:28:10,832
Somebody help!
She's bleeding!
510
00:28:16,421 --> 00:28:17,964
Fuck.
Call an ambulance!
511
00:28:18,047 --> 00:28:20,425
- Okay, come on, mija.
- Thank you, Gloria.
512
00:28:22,427 --> 00:28:23,845
Gloria's coming with me, right?
513
00:28:38,735 --> 00:28:41,529
Dayanara, Mommy's here.
514
00:28:42,530 --> 00:28:43,573
Just a minute!
515
00:28:43,656 --> 00:28:46,368
I said, Mommy's here.
Ain't you glad to see me?
516
00:28:48,661 --> 00:28:51,456
- Bye.
- Bye.
517
00:28:57,128 --> 00:28:58,796
Come on,
let's go get your stuff.
518
00:28:58,880 --> 00:28:59,881
Who did your hair?
519
00:28:59,964 --> 00:29:02,008
Stacy. She did it just like hers!
520
00:29:02,091 --> 00:29:03,259
Oh.
521
00:29:04,594 --> 00:29:05,720
Did you have a good time?
522
00:29:05,803 --> 00:29:07,304
It's so fun!
523
00:29:07,389 --> 00:29:09,974
I made three best friends
and six regular friends,
524
00:29:10,057 --> 00:29:11,893
and I learned how to swim like a frog!
525
00:29:11,976 --> 00:29:13,310
That's great, baby.
526
00:29:13,395 --> 00:29:17,982
And Jordache says that I can sleep over
at her house whenever I want!
527
00:29:18,065 --> 00:29:21,277
Jordache? Someone named
their kid after pants?
528
00:29:21,361 --> 00:29:23,571
Come on, I have to show you
arts and crafts.
529
00:29:23,655 --> 00:29:25,407
Okay, okay.
530
00:29:25,490 --> 00:29:27,409
Stacy, my mom came!
531
00:29:27,492 --> 00:29:30,244
- Hey, Mrs. Diaz!
- It's "Ms."
532
00:29:30,327 --> 00:29:32,121
Oh, sure.
533
00:29:32,204 --> 00:29:35,332
Well, I have to tell you,
Daya's had an amazing month.
534
00:29:35,417 --> 00:29:39,253
At first, she was pretty shy,
but then she just blossomed.
535
00:29:39,336 --> 00:29:42,382
- Can I come back next year?
- We can talk about it.
536
00:29:42,465 --> 00:29:45,885
Oh, and check out some of her artwork.
537
00:29:45,968 --> 00:29:47,554
Tell your mom what
you're thinking about
538
00:29:47,637 --> 00:29:50,848
for your career goal
for when you're a grown-up?
539
00:29:50,932 --> 00:29:53,100
Mommy, I wanna be an artist.
540
00:29:53,184 --> 00:29:56,479
That and a token
will get you on the subway.
541
00:29:58,898 --> 00:30:01,317
That's really great, baby.
Really great.
542
00:30:01,401 --> 00:30:02,735
We gotta go now.
543
00:30:02,819 --> 00:30:03,861
Jazmina needs her car back
544
00:30:03,945 --> 00:30:05,572
so she could sell the radios
out of the trunk.
545
00:30:06,698 --> 00:30:09,241
- I'm gonna miss you.
- I'm gonna miss you, too.
546
00:31:10,553 --> 00:31:11,638
You're not supposed
to be in here.
547
00:31:11,721 --> 00:31:14,891
We're not supposed to do
a lot of things, but...
548
00:31:14,974 --> 00:31:17,018
business is business, right?
549
00:31:17,101 --> 00:31:19,270
Is this about earlier?
550
00:31:19,353 --> 00:31:22,649
Look, this may be weird for you.
551
00:31:24,191 --> 00:31:25,902
I get it.
552
00:31:25,985 --> 00:31:29,196
But when I make a vaguely-worded,
insinuated promise...
553
00:31:30,364 --> 00:31:32,700
I do my best to keep it.
554
00:31:32,784 --> 00:31:36,328
Especially if I...
basically have no other choice.
555
00:31:36,412 --> 00:31:38,956
No, no, no, no, no.
I... I don't want anything from you.
556
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:41,000
The whole thing has just been
stressing me out, okay?
557
00:31:41,083 --> 00:31:43,169
I don't like breaking the rules.
I get sweaty all the time.
558
00:31:43,252 --> 00:31:46,213
I had to take a beta blocker.
It's not worth it for me.
559
00:31:46,297 --> 00:31:49,050
- Oh...
- Chapman, don't.
560
00:31:49,967 --> 00:31:51,761
No way this kid gets a handjob off you.
561
00:31:51,844 --> 00:31:53,179
Right, well,
actually it turns out...
562
00:31:53,262 --> 00:31:56,223
Listen, you quivering,
Michael Cera-looking sack of squid bits.
563
00:31:56,307 --> 00:31:58,893
You think an opportunity like this
comes along every day?
564
00:31:58,976 --> 00:32:00,728
What? No, no.
I don't care about the money.
565
00:32:00,812 --> 00:32:02,814
Fuck no,
you don't care about the money.
566
00:32:02,897 --> 00:32:04,857
What you care about is that
you're illegally smuggling
567
00:32:04,941 --> 00:32:06,943
women's panties out of a women's prison.
568
00:32:07,026 --> 00:32:11,322
A story that is gonna get you
free beer at any bar you choose
569
00:32:11,405 --> 00:32:14,826
for the rest of your pathetic
anti-climax of a life.
570
00:32:14,909 --> 00:32:19,121
This caper is the most interesting
goddamn thing that's ever happened to you.
571
00:32:22,959 --> 00:32:24,043
Okay.
572
00:32:24,126 --> 00:32:25,837
Okay, good.
573
00:32:27,504 --> 00:32:29,215
- Come on.
- Hey, wait...
574
00:32:29,298 --> 00:32:31,383
I was gonna get a handjob out of this?
575
00:32:50,987 --> 00:32:53,781
Think you can slide in
a few good words for me?
576
00:32:53,865 --> 00:32:56,158
In between the widows
and orphans or whatever.
577
00:32:56,242 --> 00:33:00,287
Nothing like dark days to bring a person
running back to the church.
578
00:33:00,371 --> 00:33:04,458
I was never in the church.
579
00:33:04,541 --> 00:33:08,004
Well, you sure were interested when you
were having problems, then...
580
00:33:08,087 --> 00:33:11,883
things got better and... poof.
581
00:33:11,966 --> 00:33:17,013
No offense...
but I was jumped in my salon yesterday.
582
00:33:17,096 --> 00:33:19,807
I don't have a lot left over
for your hurt feelings.
583
00:33:19,891 --> 00:33:21,726
I was minding my own business.
584
00:33:21,809 --> 00:33:25,437
I'm here...
585
00:33:25,521 --> 00:33:28,858
because I realized
you might be my only friend.
586
00:33:30,943 --> 00:33:35,197
I'm sorry, Sophia.
587
00:33:35,782 --> 00:33:38,701
Everybody acts cool
most of the time, you know?
588
00:33:39,827 --> 00:33:42,747
"Oh, Sophia, hit me with the gossip."
589
00:33:42,830 --> 00:33:44,498
"What do you think about bangs, Sophia?"
590
00:33:44,581 --> 00:33:48,169
You start to feel like one of the girls.
591
00:33:48,252 --> 00:33:53,382
But then something turns...
and you realize...
592
00:33:53,465 --> 00:33:57,762
you're still a freak
and you'll never be one of them.
593
00:33:57,845 --> 00:34:01,683
Jesus said, "But I say to you,
love your enemies and...
594
00:34:03,267 --> 00:34:05,561
Pray for those who persecute you."
595
00:34:05,645 --> 00:34:09,481
Nothin' about disemboweling your enemies
with a hot curling iron?
596
00:34:09,565 --> 00:34:11,776
You'd think, right?
597
00:34:13,152 --> 00:34:16,906
Especially since he had it
pretty rough there at the end.
598
00:34:16,989 --> 00:34:18,490
But he went quietly.
599
00:34:18,574 --> 00:34:22,829
He should've kicked a few nutsacks
inside out while he had the chance.
600
00:34:22,912 --> 00:34:24,872
Oh, I don't know.
601
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:31,087
Assuming you're beat,
at least for the moment,
602
00:34:31,170 --> 00:34:34,465
I wouldn't give them the satisfaction
of watching you unravel.
603
00:34:36,133 --> 00:34:39,095
Also, as a former protest junkie...
604
00:34:40,554 --> 00:34:43,515
when you go ape-shit,
it gives them a reason to fight you.
605
00:34:43,599 --> 00:34:47,519
I like to get real quiet
and look them in the face, like...
606
00:34:48,855 --> 00:34:50,857
"I'll remember you later."
607
00:34:52,149 --> 00:34:54,736
Freaks them out.
They go bonkers.
608
00:34:55,695 --> 00:34:57,029
That's all you got?
609
00:35:11,878 --> 00:35:15,464
So now she's accusing us of skimping
on training for the new guards,
610
00:35:15,547 --> 00:35:18,550
which, let's be honest,
isn't exactly untrue.
611
00:35:18,634 --> 00:35:21,095
You're saying
she's threatening us?
612
00:35:21,178 --> 00:35:22,388
What do you want me to do, Dad?
613
00:35:23,472 --> 00:35:25,099
What we did in Arizona.
614
00:35:25,182 --> 00:35:28,352
Some time alone.
Let her clear her head.
615
00:35:29,020 --> 00:35:30,354
She hasn't done anything wrong.
616
00:35:30,437 --> 00:35:34,066
Well, of course not, but we can't
weed out all the bullies.
617
00:35:35,735 --> 00:35:37,278
It's for her own protection.
618
00:35:39,405 --> 00:35:40,614
What about when she gets out?
619
00:35:40,697 --> 00:35:43,826
I mean, what do you think happens then?
Think about the long term.
620
00:35:43,910 --> 00:35:46,203
Nobody cares about the long term, Danny.
621
00:35:47,538 --> 00:35:49,957
Look, a year from now,
622
00:35:50,041 --> 00:35:54,045
Huey Strath will be CEO of CCA
623
00:35:54,128 --> 00:35:57,214
or fucking Best Western
or some other company.
624
00:35:57,298 --> 00:36:01,385
All the top guys get traded around like
baseball cards, you know that.
625
00:36:01,468 --> 00:36:05,139
The important thing is that
we nail this quarter and the next one
626
00:36:05,222 --> 00:36:07,516
and let everyone collect their bonuses.
627
00:36:08,810 --> 00:36:11,687
I'm so grossed out right now.
628
00:36:11,771 --> 00:36:13,314
This isn't who we are.
629
00:36:13,397 --> 00:36:16,733
Spare me the speech, please.
630
00:36:20,737 --> 00:36:24,575
We do what we do or someone else does.
It's not personal.
631
00:36:24,658 --> 00:36:26,285
Is that what Mom would say?
632
00:36:27,494 --> 00:36:29,956
What do you think of this one, Ma?
633
00:36:34,168 --> 00:36:35,211
Shit.
634
00:36:39,465 --> 00:36:41,508
- Fine.
- Really?
635
00:36:41,592 --> 00:36:43,510
Go back to Utica.
636
00:36:45,221 --> 00:36:48,933
We'll meet tomorrow, talk to the board...
go over our options.
637
00:36:49,016 --> 00:36:50,434
Thank you.
638
00:36:50,517 --> 00:36:51,978
Thanks, Dad.
639
00:36:58,025 --> 00:36:59,443
Ha!
640
00:36:59,526 --> 00:37:03,072
Guess the floors are mopping
themselves now, huh?
641
00:37:03,155 --> 00:37:04,907
Red, check this.
642
00:37:06,658 --> 00:37:09,120
You got a fairy godmother
we don't know about?
643
00:37:09,203 --> 00:37:10,746
Abracadabra.
644
00:37:28,472 --> 00:37:30,850
I sent the cards
off yesterday, priority.
645
00:37:30,933 --> 00:37:31,934
And once they get them,
646
00:37:32,018 --> 00:37:35,187
they'll send a rep down
and we'll elect our union leaders.
647
00:37:35,271 --> 00:37:36,981
I feel like the leaders
are pretty obvious.
648
00:37:37,899 --> 00:37:39,775
Do you?
649
00:37:39,859 --> 00:37:41,693
Yeah, people who've been there
since the beginning, you know?
650
00:37:41,777 --> 00:37:42,778
People who started the whole thing.
651
00:37:42,862 --> 00:37:46,823
The ones who made the reservation
at the bar for the first meeting.
652
00:37:46,908 --> 00:37:49,743
Red-blooded, hard-working, solid people.
653
00:37:50,702 --> 00:37:53,330
I don't know, O'Neill.
654
00:37:53,414 --> 00:37:55,457
Look, I'm obviously one of the leaders.
655
00:37:55,541 --> 00:37:58,210
It means we got the white guy
demographic covered.
656
00:37:58,294 --> 00:38:01,005
We gotta be sure to include a spectrum.
657
00:38:01,088 --> 00:38:03,090
A spectrum.
So, you're talking about Maxwell?
658
00:38:03,174 --> 00:38:06,260
Sir, she's got the leadership qualities
of a goddamn dish sponge.
659
00:38:06,343 --> 00:38:07,428
Or Ford.
660
00:38:07,511 --> 00:38:09,721
Do not be taken in by the fact
that he's a total hunk, sir.
661
00:38:09,805 --> 00:38:13,434
Ford knits in his spare time,
like a grandma.
662
00:38:13,517 --> 00:38:16,520
That's not relevant.
The relevant thing is that he's black!
663
00:38:17,604 --> 00:38:21,150
Black people get everything.
I gotta piss.
664
00:38:22,944 --> 00:38:24,445
Now?
665
00:38:24,528 --> 00:38:26,948
We just passed the piss rock.
666
00:38:27,031 --> 00:38:29,533
It's where we pee when we gotta pee
when we're walking the perimeter.
667
00:38:29,616 --> 00:38:32,494
It's like... a Pavlovian thing now.
668
00:38:34,371 --> 00:38:36,040
I wouldn't have thought
Ford was your type.
669
00:38:36,123 --> 00:38:37,291
He's not my type.
670
00:38:37,374 --> 00:38:40,336
He's just a beautiful man.
It's empirical.
671
00:38:41,503 --> 00:38:43,380
Holy...
672
00:38:43,464 --> 00:38:46,633
- O'Neill, get over here.
- I'm indisposed.
673
00:38:46,717 --> 00:38:50,930
There's a fucking...
chicken over here.
674
00:38:51,013 --> 00:38:52,598
The chicken is a myth.
Nice try, sir.
675
00:38:52,681 --> 00:38:54,350
I'm serious.
It's real!
676
00:38:54,433 --> 00:38:55,726
It's got a beak and feathers!
677
00:38:55,809 --> 00:38:57,728
It's pecking,
it's pecking in the grass, it...
678
00:38:57,811 --> 00:38:59,939
Okay, show me.
679
00:39:05,027 --> 00:39:06,070
Went in the bushes.
680
00:39:06,153 --> 00:39:08,155
We know you've been
under a lot of stress recently,
681
00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:10,449
- but the chicken is not a real thing...
- Shut up, O'Neill.
682
00:39:15,704 --> 00:39:17,706
Look at this.
683
00:39:24,630 --> 00:39:27,174
I feel like we're in Narnia.
684
00:39:43,690 --> 00:39:44,858
Hello?
685
00:39:47,819 --> 00:39:49,696
Yes, yes, yes, I accept.
686
00:39:49,780 --> 00:39:53,784
Dayanara? It's funny, I was...
I was just putting diapers away.
687
00:39:53,867 --> 00:39:56,328
- Are you okay?
- It's her mother.
688
00:39:56,412 --> 00:39:57,621
Oh.
689
00:39:57,704 --> 00:40:00,249
Mrs. Diaz, how's she doing?
690
00:40:01,250 --> 00:40:02,793
Not so good.
691
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:05,837
The baby came this morning.
692
00:40:05,921 --> 00:40:09,175
He had the cord wrapped around his neck.
693
00:40:11,677 --> 00:40:13,679
So, so, it's a boy?
694
00:40:13,762 --> 00:40:15,306
Yeah.
695
00:40:19,601 --> 00:40:20,852
He died.
696
00:40:22,854 --> 00:40:24,148
Oh, my God.
697
00:40:25,941 --> 00:40:29,320
I wanted to tell you,
one grandma to another.
698
00:40:34,075 --> 00:40:36,243
Who was her doctor?
699
00:40:36,327 --> 00:40:40,497
I don't know anything about...
prison medical standards, but...
700
00:40:40,581 --> 00:40:42,583
It wasn't anyone's fault.
701
00:40:42,666 --> 00:40:44,626
It was just one of those things,
you know?
702
00:40:44,710 --> 00:40:47,421
Can I see her?
703
00:40:47,504 --> 00:40:48,630
Sure, sure.
704
00:40:49,923 --> 00:40:53,594
But not right away.
It's gonna take her a while.
705
00:40:53,677 --> 00:40:55,846
Sure, I understand.
706
00:40:57,931 --> 00:40:59,850
I'll write to her.
707
00:41:01,268 --> 00:41:02,603
Christ.
708
00:41:03,937 --> 00:41:06,565
I'm so sorry.
709
00:41:07,816 --> 00:41:10,652
I'm...
I'm so sorry, too.
710
00:41:27,544 --> 00:41:28,920
It smells funny in here.
711
00:41:29,004 --> 00:41:30,631
Put your suitcase away.
712
00:41:52,944 --> 00:41:54,321
That's my art.
713
00:41:54,405 --> 00:41:56,323
There's a lot.
714
00:41:56,407 --> 00:41:58,367
We have enough clutter around here.
715
00:41:58,450 --> 00:41:59,785
But I made it.
716
00:41:59,868 --> 00:42:01,995
Only 'cause they told you to.
717
00:42:02,078 --> 00:42:04,831
But now you can make new stuff,
your own stuff.
718
00:42:09,961 --> 00:42:12,381
I missed you so much.
719
00:42:13,674 --> 00:42:16,427
- Did you miss me?
- Yes.
720
00:42:16,510 --> 00:42:19,430
Maybe that camp was a mistake, huh?
721
00:42:19,513 --> 00:42:23,475
Maybe it was too hard for you
to be without your mommy for so long.
722
00:42:25,977 --> 00:42:27,979
It was kind of boring anyway.
723
00:42:28,063 --> 00:42:30,316
I knew you'd be bored.
724
00:42:30,399 --> 00:42:32,734
You love your Judge Judy,
don't you?
725
00:42:32,818 --> 00:42:35,696
And we had to sing
those dumb songs before dinner.
726
00:42:38,031 --> 00:42:40,284
You liked Stacy, though.
727
00:42:41,993 --> 00:42:45,872
Whatever, she had this stupid crush
on one of the boy counselors.
728
00:42:45,956 --> 00:42:48,250
It was kind of desperate.
729
00:42:48,334 --> 00:42:51,212
Bitches be like that.
Don't matter where they're from.
730
00:42:51,295 --> 00:42:53,547
Yeah, bitches.
731
00:43:01,763 --> 00:43:05,016
So, you really wanna be an artist?
732
00:43:06,101 --> 00:43:09,188
Nah, I wanna be a mom.
733
00:43:12,774 --> 00:43:15,068
Here you go, there, little pretty girl.
734
00:43:16,278 --> 00:43:18,572
- Do you wanna see her?
- Yeah.
735
00:43:18,655 --> 00:43:21,408
Here you go. Here.
736
00:43:25,454 --> 00:43:28,290
Baby. Hi, little baby.
737
00:43:37,799 --> 00:43:40,427
I love you.
You know that?
738
00:43:40,511 --> 00:43:43,096
I love you.
739
00:43:44,348 --> 00:43:47,809
My job is so weird.
740
00:44:17,673 --> 00:44:21,260
It's like you're Madame Curie, but stupid.
741
00:44:21,343 --> 00:44:23,387
It's a chemical composition.
742
00:44:23,470 --> 00:44:25,431
We crack it,
we can churn out more product.
743
00:44:25,514 --> 00:44:29,351
Without involving anyone else.
We add to Piper's profit margin!
744
00:44:29,435 --> 00:44:30,977
It's not ethical.
745
00:44:31,061 --> 00:44:33,063
We're selling crusty jail panties
to perverts.
746
00:44:33,146 --> 00:44:34,940
Yeah, but we have our integrity.
747
00:44:35,023 --> 00:44:37,484
We gotta get out of Carol's house, dude.
748
00:44:37,568 --> 00:44:38,944
My soul is dying.
749
00:44:39,027 --> 00:44:40,654
Oh, come on, it's not so bad.
750
00:44:40,737 --> 00:44:42,823
Cal, the doilies!
751
00:44:42,906 --> 00:44:44,991
Touché.
752
00:44:45,075 --> 00:44:46,702
Look, this is never gonna work.
753
00:44:46,785 --> 00:44:50,872
The tuna thing is a dead giveaway.
Give me this.
754
00:44:50,956 --> 00:44:52,749
Yeah, it's just all fish.
There's no nuance.
755
00:44:52,833 --> 00:44:54,250
Well, sure.
756
00:44:54,335 --> 00:44:56,753
You should know.
I mean...
757
00:44:56,837 --> 00:45:00,215
you do know what a vagina smells like.
758
00:45:02,426 --> 00:45:04,511
Right, sweetie?
759
00:45:06,805 --> 00:45:10,141
Obviously, I do.
760
00:45:10,225 --> 00:45:12,143
Obviously.
761
00:45:12,227 --> 00:45:14,813
Oh, my God.
762
00:45:14,896 --> 00:45:17,358
Please don't think less of me.
763
00:45:17,441 --> 00:45:20,777
You went to Vassar!
You lived in campus housing!
764
00:45:20,861 --> 00:45:23,697
It was dark times.
Our nation was at war!
765
00:45:23,780 --> 00:45:25,824
Whoa, okay, I never thought
I would say this...
766
00:45:27,033 --> 00:45:28,827
but this is not Dick Cheney's fault.
767
00:45:28,910 --> 00:45:32,789
So, are none of your stories true?
The repressed Pakistani girl?
768
00:45:32,873 --> 00:45:34,833
The three-way with Georgia Pellegrini?
769
00:45:34,916 --> 00:45:37,085
I wanted you to think I was cool.
770
00:45:46,261 --> 00:45:47,763
Okay.
771
00:45:48,722 --> 00:45:52,893
First... we gotta get some miso.
772
00:45:54,936 --> 00:46:00,567
To lay down a nice umami base note.
Then we can go from there.
773
00:46:05,489 --> 00:46:07,449
- I'm heartbroken.
- I know. I'm sorry.
774
00:46:07,533 --> 00:46:09,993
I loved that Georgia Pellegrini
three-way story.
775
00:46:10,076 --> 00:46:11,453
I'm sorry.
776
00:46:15,874 --> 00:46:19,586
I hope everyone has enjoyed the soup.
777
00:46:19,670 --> 00:46:21,672
- Bravo!
- Oh, my God, yes.
778
00:46:21,755 --> 00:46:23,089
Thank you.
779
00:46:23,173 --> 00:46:26,593
Now, this, uh, might sound
a little corny, but...
780
00:46:26,677 --> 00:46:28,053
ears to you.
781
00:46:28,136 --> 00:46:29,179
- Aw...
- Huh?
782
00:46:29,262 --> 00:46:31,014
Yeah, bravo!
783
00:46:31,097 --> 00:46:33,308
One more pun,
and it goes away.
784
00:46:33,391 --> 00:46:35,185
It's truly amazing, Red.
785
00:46:35,268 --> 00:46:36,562
Thank you.
786
00:46:36,645 --> 00:46:37,646
Whoo!
787
00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:41,483
I kind of want to take off
all my clothes.
788
00:46:43,527 --> 00:46:44,528
Yippee!
789
00:46:52,703 --> 00:46:55,622
I heard you called it off with Chapman.
790
00:46:55,706 --> 00:46:59,125
Yeah, I don't know what it means.
791
00:46:59,209 --> 00:47:01,127
You ever have a thing with someone that...
792
00:47:01,211 --> 00:47:03,714
never seems to really be over,
even when it is?
793
00:47:03,797 --> 00:47:07,676
Rumi says, "Lovers never meet.
794
00:47:07,759 --> 00:47:11,012
They're in each other all along."
795
00:47:12,556 --> 00:47:16,267
Yeah, it's kind of like that,
only with drugs and backstabbing.
796
00:47:18,895 --> 00:47:20,897
Oh, garçon!
797
00:47:22,483 --> 00:47:28,154
Corn and leek quiche
with a fried sage garnish.
798
00:47:29,364 --> 00:47:31,074
I love everybody.
799
00:47:32,743 --> 00:47:33,744
Oh.
800
00:47:37,122 --> 00:47:38,331
Eat up, Chang.
801
00:47:41,543 --> 00:47:43,837
- This is so good!
- Salud!
802
00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:45,463
Mmm!
803
00:48:26,046 --> 00:48:27,130
Keep walking.
804
00:48:30,592 --> 00:48:32,636
You so gangsta.
805
00:48:38,099 --> 00:48:39,142
Man.
806
00:48:39,225 --> 00:48:41,394
What are you gettin'
all blinky about now?
807
00:48:41,477 --> 00:48:44,189
It's Chapter Nine of the Time Hump saga.
808
00:48:44,272 --> 00:48:45,481
I thought you quit that rag.
809
00:48:45,566 --> 00:48:47,525
That's the thing.
I didn't write it.
810
00:48:47,609 --> 00:48:49,820
I found it in the bathroom.
811
00:48:49,903 --> 00:48:52,447
They go through a wormhole
and when they come out,
812
00:48:52,530 --> 00:48:55,617
they meet sexy vampires.
813
00:48:55,701 --> 00:48:58,745
Vampires are derivative.
814
00:48:58,829 --> 00:49:01,372
Look, if bitches is copying you,
815
00:49:01,456 --> 00:49:03,416
it's because they like what you did.
816
00:49:03,499 --> 00:49:06,377
They didn't want it to end,
so they made it their own shit.
817
00:49:06,461 --> 00:49:08,254
It's called fan fiction.
818
00:49:09,130 --> 00:49:11,174
Kind of like the New Testament,
am I right?
819
00:49:11,257 --> 00:49:15,345
You don't wanna go be
throwin' shade at other folks' religion.
820
00:49:15,428 --> 00:49:18,181
They get bacon and Christmas,
I think they can handle it.
821
00:49:18,264 --> 00:49:19,850
I'm offended.
822
00:49:19,933 --> 00:49:21,852
What is this? 1936?
823
00:49:21,935 --> 00:49:24,730
Don't make me come back there,
Cindy, I swear to God!
824
00:49:24,813 --> 00:49:28,149
- Fan fiction is cheapening my legacy!
- Just breathe.
825
00:49:28,233 --> 00:49:30,861
Yo, Jefferson.
826
00:49:30,944 --> 00:49:33,864
This is the third day this week
I caught your girl Watson
827
00:49:33,947 --> 00:49:37,367
washing her sweaty socks
out in the bathroom sink.
828
00:49:37,450 --> 00:49:39,119
It ain't fucking civilized.
829
00:49:39,202 --> 00:49:43,498
Why are you telling me about it?
Work it out with her.
830
00:49:43,581 --> 00:49:45,959
You think I haven't tried?
831
00:49:46,042 --> 00:49:49,921
It's not the being told
to fuck myself I mind so much...
832
00:49:50,005 --> 00:49:53,091
it's more the poking.
833
00:49:53,174 --> 00:49:58,596
And I'd like to avoid fighting her,
because I'm not sure I'd win.
834
00:49:59,514 --> 00:50:01,767
But I'm not sure I'd lose, either.
835
00:50:01,850 --> 00:50:04,853
I still don't see how this is my problem.
836
00:50:09,733 --> 00:50:11,234
Hold up...
837
00:50:12,610 --> 00:50:14,112
am I the mom?
838
00:50:15,446 --> 00:50:18,033
Oh, my God.
839
00:50:19,450 --> 00:50:20,911
I'm the mom?
840
00:50:22,663 --> 00:50:25,415
My moms moved to Tucson
with her boyfriend,
841
00:50:25,498 --> 00:50:29,127
so I got my cousin Jazmina
to go to the hospital.
842
00:50:29,210 --> 00:50:31,421
She's next of kin.
843
00:50:31,504 --> 00:50:34,132
She can hand the baby over to Cesar.
844
00:50:34,215 --> 00:50:36,342
Dayanara's gonna kill you.
845
00:50:37,678 --> 00:50:40,096
I talked her into the whole thing, right?
846
00:50:40,180 --> 00:50:42,598
At least now I got
nothing on my conscious.
847
00:50:45,643 --> 00:50:47,688
You really think that man can
handle another one?
848
00:50:47,771 --> 00:50:50,440
It's like the Muppet Babies
up in his house.
849
00:50:50,523 --> 00:50:54,444
He'll just slide another girl on his dick,
make her help out.
850
00:50:54,527 --> 00:50:57,280
What, like he ain't fuckin' other people?
851
00:50:57,363 --> 00:51:00,200
We all know what happens out there.
He gotta do what he gotta do.
852
00:51:01,284 --> 00:51:05,205
Man, you ever feel like, you know,
maybe one time in my life,
853
00:51:05,288 --> 00:51:08,875
the shit I gotta do could be
the shit that makes me happy?
854
00:51:10,085 --> 00:51:13,129
No, 'cause I ain't a greedy fuck like you.
855
00:51:18,634 --> 00:51:20,095
I'll tell you what, though.
856
00:51:21,179 --> 00:51:22,723
I'm an abuela now.
857
00:51:22,806 --> 00:51:24,099
Mmm.
858
00:51:24,182 --> 00:51:26,642
At least now,
I got a chance to do somethin' right.
859
00:51:27,853 --> 00:51:30,772
Or maybe do it a little less shitty.
860
00:52:03,554 --> 00:52:07,392
Oh, God, he's a heavy fucker.
Easy.
861
00:52:07,475 --> 00:52:09,060
Come on.
862
00:52:35,921 --> 00:52:37,839
Okay, go ahead.
863
00:52:37,923 --> 00:52:39,715
No, no, no, after you.
864
00:52:41,176 --> 00:52:42,886
Please... go.
865
00:52:42,969 --> 00:52:44,179
Get in there.
866
00:52:46,181 --> 00:52:49,225
This was your big Swedish idea.
867
00:52:49,309 --> 00:52:51,144
But you're the victim.
868
00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:56,024
Look, you get the ball rolling, okay?
It's not like I've ever done this before.
869
00:52:56,107 --> 00:52:57,650
And I have?
870
00:52:57,733 --> 00:52:59,777
Well, it definitely seemed like you had.
871
00:52:59,861 --> 00:53:02,864
You know, I've done some
deeply questionable shit in my life,
872
00:53:02,948 --> 00:53:06,117
but the foreign-object-ass-rape
of an unconscious man?
873
00:53:06,201 --> 00:53:07,994
Still not crossed off my list.
874
00:53:08,078 --> 00:53:12,874
Boo, this is fucking creepy,
and you know it, right?
875
00:53:12,958 --> 00:53:14,960
Yeah, of course, but...
876
00:53:16,794 --> 00:53:18,839
Yeah, but I thought you'd wanna do it.
877
00:53:19,965 --> 00:53:21,466
This is my gift to you.
878
00:53:21,549 --> 00:53:24,719
It'll help you to work out
that rage and that anger.
879
00:53:24,802 --> 00:53:26,637
You know, hmm?
880
00:53:29,474 --> 00:53:32,018
I don't have rage.
881
00:53:36,397 --> 00:53:38,233
I'm just sad.
882
00:54:20,483 --> 00:54:23,403
You know...
the thing is...
883
00:54:25,155 --> 00:54:28,699
I don't think I'm very good
at being on my own.
884
00:54:31,077 --> 00:54:32,703
Neither am I.
885
00:54:33,914 --> 00:54:36,624
I really like you.
886
00:54:39,794 --> 00:54:42,047
I was thinking maybe we could be...
887
00:54:43,631 --> 00:54:44,799
partners.
888
00:54:47,302 --> 00:54:51,472
You know, like, in the business.
Like business partners.
889
00:54:55,977 --> 00:54:57,562
Oh, my God, you don't even...
890
00:54:57,645 --> 00:55:00,065
You don't even...
I shouldn't have said anything.
891
00:55:00,148 --> 00:55:02,525
No, it's not that.
892
00:55:02,608 --> 00:55:04,485
I'm getting out, Piper...
893
00:55:05,486 --> 00:55:07,113
on Tuesday.
894
00:55:11,326 --> 00:55:14,329
You're getting...
You're... Oh!
895
00:55:17,165 --> 00:55:18,166
Oh...
896
00:55:29,635 --> 00:55:30,678
Oh.
897
00:56:18,518 --> 00:56:20,311
Oh, shit.
898
00:56:33,491 --> 00:56:36,411
Burset, you're coming with us.
899
00:56:36,494 --> 00:56:38,204
What the hell?
900
00:56:38,288 --> 00:56:40,040
Let's go, honey.
901
00:56:40,123 --> 00:56:42,333
You gotta tell me
what's going on.
902
00:56:44,419 --> 00:56:45,586
You're going to the SHU.
903
00:56:46,629 --> 00:56:47,963
For what?
904
00:56:48,881 --> 00:56:51,217
For your own protection.
905
00:56:52,635 --> 00:56:53,803
Caputo got a call.
906
00:56:55,971 --> 00:56:58,599
You must have
pissed off a pretty big dog.
907
00:57:00,017 --> 00:57:02,353
This is bullshit, you both know it.
908
00:57:02,437 --> 00:57:04,564
- Let's just get this over with.
- Don't touch me.
909
00:57:04,647 --> 00:57:05,981
Inmate.
910
00:57:27,545 --> 00:57:28,713
Let's go, then.
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