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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:39,940 --> 00:01:40,895 This coke's bad. 2 00:01:41,060 --> 00:01:42,618 Hey, gringo, it's the best. 3 00:01:48,020 --> 00:01:48,975 I want this. 4 00:01:49,620 --> 00:01:51,338 Clever guy, gringo. 5 00:01:53,820 --> 00:01:54,377 Mr Zargas! 6 00:01:55,060 --> 00:01:56,937 This man is The Shark. 7 00:01:57,140 --> 00:01:57,856 A French spy. 8 00:01:58,020 --> 00:01:59,453 The lover of inspector... 9 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:01,053 Pilar Citron. Grab him! 10 00:02:12,340 --> 00:02:13,295 We're rumbled! 11 00:02:19,700 --> 00:02:21,418 You wanted to see the sights... 12 00:02:42,620 --> 00:02:44,338 I just noticed your perfume. 13 00:02:44,540 --> 00:02:45,655 It's funny, normally... 14 00:02:45,820 --> 00:02:46,935 I'm allergic to it. 15 00:02:49,020 --> 00:02:51,898 Perfume gives me terrible sneezing fits. 16 00:02:55,820 --> 00:02:56,696 Watch the nun! 17 00:02:59,380 --> 00:03:00,176 Sorry! 18 00:03:54,100 --> 00:03:56,136 See, it's because of your perfume. 19 00:03:58,260 --> 00:03:59,136 Oh, an earring! 20 00:04:47,700 --> 00:04:48,815 You drive like a man! 21 00:04:59,380 --> 00:05:01,257 Don't you like football? 22 00:05:15,860 --> 00:05:16,975 No harm done... 23 00:05:17,300 --> 00:05:19,495 You know, I'm not very good at this... 24 00:05:19,860 --> 00:05:21,134 but this is too much. 25 00:06:06,780 --> 00:06:07,417 Bad dream? 26 00:06:08,060 --> 00:06:09,334 It's a call from Paris. 27 00:06:13,500 --> 00:06:14,296 Trouble. 28 00:06:15,100 --> 00:06:17,295 Georges here. There's a problem, captain. 29 00:06:17,500 --> 00:06:19,695 The mike in the interpreter's ring... 30 00:06:19,900 --> 00:06:22,494 was a good idea but something cropped up. 31 00:06:22,940 --> 00:06:25,295 Mrs Granianski just asked for 3 days off... 32 00:06:25,500 --> 00:06:26,933 for her anniversary. 33 00:06:27,100 --> 00:06:28,658 We're going to lose the mike! 34 00:06:28,860 --> 00:06:31,055 Listen. The consul's speaking. 35 00:06:31,260 --> 00:06:32,215 Mrs Granianski... 36 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:35,779 only you speak Spanish here... 37 00:06:35,940 --> 00:06:38,135 and Zargas doesn't know any German. 38 00:06:38,340 --> 00:06:40,900 There's no time to find somebody else. 39 00:06:42,020 --> 00:06:44,580 I'm sorry, Mr Burger, it's most unfortunate... 40 00:06:44,740 --> 00:06:46,935 but my husband wouldn't accept my absence. 41 00:06:47,300 --> 00:06:48,733 It's our crystal wedding. 42 00:06:48,900 --> 00:06:49,855 I love my job... 43 00:06:50,020 --> 00:06:52,056 but my married life comes first. 44 00:06:52,260 --> 00:06:53,056 What do we do? 45 00:06:53,540 --> 00:06:54,655 Married life, huh? 46 00:06:54,820 --> 00:06:56,856 We're going to ruin her married life. 47 00:06:57,060 --> 00:06:58,937 Find me a stunner of an agent. 48 00:06:59,140 --> 00:07:01,335 Send her to seduce and bed the husband. 49 00:07:01,540 --> 00:07:03,258 Take some photos for the wife. 50 00:07:03,460 --> 00:07:06,020 They won't be celebrating anything after that! 51 00:07:11,700 --> 00:07:13,736 How? All our agents are ugly cows. 52 00:07:16,020 --> 00:07:16,577 Just do it. 53 00:07:18,020 --> 00:07:19,897 There's that bastard Zargas again. 54 00:07:21,700 --> 00:07:23,133 I dreamed he killed me. 55 00:07:25,220 --> 00:07:27,780 Find a stunner and break into the consulate too... 56 00:07:27,940 --> 00:07:29,817 to bug the consul's desk. 57 00:07:37,460 --> 00:07:39,018 Break into a consulate... 58 00:07:39,220 --> 00:07:40,335 That's an order. 59 00:07:42,900 --> 00:07:44,015 See you, Georges. 60 00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:49,937 You ordered him to break into the consulate? 61 00:07:50,420 --> 00:07:52,980 You've one hell of a nerve! 62 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:54,858 Where do I find a pretty agent? 63 00:07:55,060 --> 00:07:57,415 There is one but it could cause trouble. 64 00:07:57,780 --> 00:07:59,657 - Who? - His fiancee, Lt Foureau. 65 00:07:59,860 --> 00:08:00,975 She's his wife! 66 00:08:01,140 --> 00:08:02,414 I'll ask General Masse. 67 00:08:02,580 --> 00:08:04,138 It's a bit much though. 68 00:08:05,460 --> 00:08:06,256 Leaving? 69 00:08:06,740 --> 00:08:08,935 Yes, I'll miss you, Colombo. 70 00:08:09,460 --> 00:08:10,575 Me too, Frenchie. 71 00:08:44,500 --> 00:08:46,695 OPERATION CORNED BEEF 72 00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:26,218 Be careful, Georges. 73 00:10:56,180 --> 00:10:57,898 Loose the dogs. 74 00:11:41,140 --> 00:11:43,176 - We're going to the Elysée, sir. - The Elysée? 75 00:11:43,380 --> 00:11:44,654 Captain Boulier, DST? 76 00:11:44,820 --> 00:11:47,015 Follow us, please. General Moulin wants to see you. 77 00:11:52,020 --> 00:11:52,975 Hi, Shark. 78 00:11:53,140 --> 00:11:54,255 Hear about Georges? 79 00:11:55,220 --> 00:11:57,939 They want to make his death look like a car accident. 80 00:11:58,100 --> 00:11:59,374 Georges is dead? 81 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:01,619 Ears eaten by a dog... 82 00:12:02,380 --> 00:12:04,257 cigarette burns on his butt... 83 00:12:04,460 --> 00:12:06,178 And they call it a car smash! 84 00:12:06,380 --> 00:12:08,098 Do you DGSE people think... 85 00:12:09,100 --> 00:12:10,977 you can work on French territory... 86 00:12:11,180 --> 00:12:12,898 without us at the DST? 87 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:15,136 I don't get any of this, sir. 88 00:12:15,340 --> 00:12:16,455 I respect the law. 89 00:12:16,620 --> 00:12:19,339 The DGSE works abroad and the DST in France. 90 00:12:19,660 --> 00:12:21,855 I'm not working here, I'm on vacation. 91 00:12:22,060 --> 00:12:23,334 Have a nice day, sir. 92 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:24,934 I'll be watching you! 93 00:12:25,260 --> 00:12:26,693 Sorry about Georges! 94 00:12:27,500 --> 00:12:28,296 Drive! 95 00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:03,298 Shocking news about Georges. 96 00:13:33,420 --> 00:13:36,298 I should never have given the go-ahead on this. 97 00:13:36,620 --> 00:13:39,339 You couldn't let those DST nerds handle it! 98 00:13:48,140 --> 00:13:51,177 You told me it would be over in next to no time. 99 00:13:52,140 --> 00:13:55,974 You know full well that we can't act on French soil. 100 00:14:28,620 --> 00:14:29,894 This way, gentlemen. 101 00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:33,574 Sit down, gentlemen. 102 00:14:39,180 --> 00:14:41,216 - Coffee? - No, thank you. 103 00:14:41,420 --> 00:14:42,216 Negative. 104 00:14:43,340 --> 00:14:46,059 How does the DGSE dare spy on a consulate in France... 105 00:14:46,220 --> 00:14:47,494 one of our allies? 106 00:14:47,660 --> 00:14:50,379 It's for the DST and General Moulin to deal with. 107 00:14:50,860 --> 00:14:53,454 The Defence Minister here wasn't even informed. 108 00:14:53,620 --> 00:14:57,215 We were preparing a detailed file for the President... 109 00:14:57,420 --> 00:14:58,978 but we needed evidence. 110 00:14:59,180 --> 00:15:01,774 Especially as influential officials are concerned... 111 00:15:01,980 --> 00:15:04,858 Do you mean there's a traitor in my entourage? 112 00:15:05,020 --> 00:15:07,056 No doubt, probably... 113 00:15:07,420 --> 00:15:08,694 Well... it's possible. 114 00:15:09,060 --> 00:15:10,175 Be more precise. 115 00:15:10,340 --> 00:15:11,693 Suppositions won't do. 116 00:15:11,860 --> 00:15:12,815 Obviously. 117 00:15:13,620 --> 00:15:15,975 Our best agent, Captain Boulier found out... 118 00:15:16,180 --> 00:15:18,375 around 6 months ago in Bogota... 119 00:15:18,580 --> 00:15:20,775 thanks to the Hotel Meridien cook... 120 00:15:20,980 --> 00:15:23,540 that former Argentinian colonel, Augusto Zargas... 121 00:15:23,700 --> 00:15:24,974 the infamous gunrunner... 122 00:15:25,140 --> 00:15:27,859 is offering, in his summer catalogue... 123 00:15:28,180 --> 00:15:31,377 an arm which is none other than the latest French missile. 124 00:15:32,340 --> 00:15:35,218 An arm which hasn't even left our Clermont factory yet. 125 00:15:36,180 --> 00:15:39,695 - Not the XR 35 B 370 Z6 AA 200? - Affirmative. 126 00:15:40,660 --> 00:15:42,139 The captain also found out... 127 00:15:42,300 --> 00:15:45,895 that Zargas had already sold the missile to Libya... 128 00:15:46,260 --> 00:15:48,615 promising immediate delivery... 129 00:15:49,140 --> 00:15:50,573 even though it's not ready... 130 00:15:50,740 --> 00:15:53,777 for the very simple reason that he doesn't have the plans. 131 00:15:53,940 --> 00:15:56,659 In other words, pardon my French, Mr President... 132 00:15:56,820 --> 00:15:58,094 he's up shit creek. 133 00:15:59,540 --> 00:16:01,735 He aims to get the plans in the next few days... 134 00:16:02,300 --> 00:16:04,336 thanks to a high-placed French mole... 135 00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:08,334 who's supposed to deliver them through Consul Horst Burger... 136 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,695 whom you know. 137 00:16:10,900 --> 00:16:14,415 At H.Q. we've a nickname for him. We call him Beef. 138 00:16:16,020 --> 00:16:17,897 So, were staking out the consulate. 139 00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:21,456 By watching Burger, we hope to discover the traitor. 140 00:16:22,420 --> 00:16:23,216 Satisfied? 141 00:16:24,660 --> 00:16:27,379 And that gives you the right to send an agent... 142 00:16:27,540 --> 00:16:30,100 Georges Favart to break in. It's intolerable! 143 00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:31,616 And he got caught! 144 00:16:31,780 --> 00:16:33,418 Who knows why he did it. 145 00:16:33,620 --> 00:16:36,657 In any case, I never gave him that order... Did I? 146 00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:40,019 It's a bummer, a real bummer, one hell of a bummer... 147 00:16:40,380 --> 00:16:41,017 Oh, please... 148 00:16:41,180 --> 00:16:42,374 Vulgarity won't help. 149 00:16:42,780 --> 00:16:44,338 That's right. Sorry. 150 00:16:44,700 --> 00:16:45,655 You like dogs? 151 00:16:46,140 --> 00:16:46,856 I love them. 152 00:16:47,900 --> 00:16:49,333 If he dribbles, hit him. 153 00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:50,615 No, it's okay. 154 00:16:50,900 --> 00:16:52,094 We've managed to bug... 155 00:16:52,300 --> 00:16:55,019 the interpreter's ring without her knowing it. 156 00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:57,535 She's French, a certain Mrs Granianski. 157 00:16:57,740 --> 00:16:58,855 Thanks to that... 158 00:16:59,300 --> 00:17:01,575 Thanks to that, we know what's going on in there. 159 00:17:03,980 --> 00:17:05,698 We're so close that we thought... 160 00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:07,618 we should finish on our own... 161 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,418 rather than risk everything... 162 00:17:09,620 --> 00:17:12,498 by handing it over to... to the DST. 163 00:17:12,660 --> 00:17:14,378 The DST is like a sieve. 164 00:17:14,580 --> 00:17:16,298 They can't keep anything secret. 165 00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:17,296 Look, Shark... 166 00:17:17,940 --> 00:17:18,816 as they call you... 167 00:17:19,380 --> 00:17:22,736 It's his nickname, Mr President, the Shark... 168 00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:29,457 - I'm not stupid. - Well, despite your fine record... 169 00:17:29,620 --> 00:17:32,339 I think you're having problems with your mike. 170 00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:34,058 It's all been worked out. 171 00:17:34,260 --> 00:17:36,455 Thanks to the Shark's brainwave... 172 00:17:36,660 --> 00:17:39,857 we planted a mistress in the bed of the mike's husband... 173 00:17:40,180 --> 00:17:42,375 and everything's back to normal. Right? 174 00:17:42,580 --> 00:17:45,777 Affirmative. We sank the marriage with a direct hit. 175 00:17:46,100 --> 00:17:48,136 They've parted and the mike's back at work. 176 00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:55,017 A family's life has been shattered. 177 00:17:55,380 --> 00:17:56,813 It's for France. 178 00:17:56,980 --> 00:17:58,936 Didn't the agent concerned find it... 179 00:17:59,140 --> 00:18:00,698 hard to do this? 180 00:18:00,940 --> 00:18:02,293 It was for France, sir. 181 00:18:02,460 --> 00:18:03,734 She's a good girl. 182 00:18:03,900 --> 00:18:05,697 Do you have her address to thank her? 183 00:18:06,780 --> 00:18:08,213 I'm joking. 184 00:18:09,060 --> 00:18:13,178 Excuse me, sir. Mr Froment, the secretary, wants to see you. 185 00:18:14,020 --> 00:18:16,739 Excuse me, sir. I was wondering... 186 00:18:16,900 --> 00:18:19,016 if Richelieu needs to go out. It's been... 187 00:18:19,220 --> 00:18:21,415 3 hours. That's a long time. 188 00:18:21,660 --> 00:18:25,778 Quite. I'm afraid Richelieu might be a little incontinent. 189 00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:26,935 Poor old thing. 190 00:18:28,060 --> 00:18:29,618 You don't need me, sir? 191 00:18:29,820 --> 00:18:31,253 No, take him out. 192 00:18:32,700 --> 00:18:35,055 I see this operation is called Corned Beef. 193 00:18:35,260 --> 00:18:35,897 Why English? 194 00:18:36,220 --> 00:18:39,098 Last time, Operation Sunken Boat was rumbled quickly. 195 00:18:39,260 --> 00:18:41,615 This time, we need a more refined name. 196 00:18:42,140 --> 00:18:46,133 As I told you, at H.Q., we call Consul Burger... 197 00:18:46,300 --> 00:18:49,815 Beef, because of Beefburger or Corned Beef. 198 00:18:50,140 --> 00:18:54,258 So I thought why not Beef Burger or Corned Beef... 199 00:18:54,460 --> 00:18:58,135 and I decided on Corned Beef because Beef Burger... 200 00:18:58,300 --> 00:19:00,336 has Burger in it... 201 00:19:01,180 --> 00:19:03,375 and Corned Beef is more amusing. 202 00:19:03,540 --> 00:19:06,418 The guys work really hard at H. Q... 203 00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:09,777 and they like their flights of fancy. 204 00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:11,976 - Do you find it funny, Minister? - No. 205 00:19:12,260 --> 00:19:13,613 No, not really... 206 00:19:14,660 --> 00:19:16,855 Beef Steak would be funnier. 207 00:19:18,340 --> 00:19:20,695 Oh yes, Mr President, that's hilarious. 208 00:19:21,380 --> 00:19:26,977 In any case, Corned Beef or not, this operation won't be happening. 209 00:19:29,700 --> 00:19:30,496 Are you angry? 210 00:19:30,980 --> 00:19:33,540 No, I lost a friend yesterday and I'm upset. 211 00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:35,577 I know, but the law is the law. 212 00:19:35,940 --> 00:19:36,577 Clear, Masse? 213 00:19:37,060 --> 00:19:37,856 Call the DST. 214 00:19:39,460 --> 00:19:40,256 Good day. 215 00:19:43,780 --> 00:19:45,975 - No revenge for Georges. - That's tough. 216 00:19:46,340 --> 00:19:47,455 Look here... 217 00:19:49,380 --> 00:19:51,940 The Minister for the Interior is just a minister. 218 00:19:52,100 --> 00:19:53,658 He doesn't head the DGSE... 219 00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:57,057 and doesn't always get the President's meaning. 220 00:19:57,420 --> 00:19:58,853 The boss wants results. 221 00:19:59,300 --> 00:20:01,734 So take a long weekend... 222 00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:04,619 to work on the case before handing it to the DST. 223 00:20:04,940 --> 00:20:07,977 I don't think I quite catch your drift, sir. 224 00:20:08,460 --> 00:20:09,575 You're so dense. 225 00:20:10,860 --> 00:20:15,138 Shark, finish your job and catch me the mole before... 226 00:20:15,820 --> 00:20:18,175 - Masse. - Before Masse finishes his report. 227 00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:25,136 You're working without back-up. 228 00:20:25,900 --> 00:20:28,095 - Is that clear? - That's what I expected, sir. 229 00:20:29,100 --> 00:20:32,297 No sightings, no arrests and no killings. 230 00:21:05,540 --> 00:21:06,495 Oh, it's you... 231 00:21:11,300 --> 00:21:11,937 No Tokyo? 232 00:21:12,420 --> 00:21:13,375 It was cancelled. 233 00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:16,058 Masse gave me another job. 234 00:21:16,260 --> 00:21:18,137 They brought you back from Bogota? 235 00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:19,615 As you can see... 236 00:21:21,060 --> 00:21:22,334 I kept thinking of you. 237 00:21:25,220 --> 00:21:27,575 No, Philippe, I'd love to but I'm running late. 238 00:21:28,740 --> 00:21:29,536 Shame! 239 00:21:30,820 --> 00:21:31,935 I'm on a job too. 240 00:21:32,420 --> 00:21:34,456 There was time for a quick one. 241 00:21:35,620 --> 00:21:37,975 We've no time together with you working too! 242 00:21:38,420 --> 00:21:39,216 Marry me... 243 00:21:39,380 --> 00:21:40,938 and we'll live off my pay. 244 00:21:41,140 --> 00:21:43,335 We wouldn't meet here like strangers then. 245 00:21:43,540 --> 00:21:45,258 I adore you, Shark. 246 00:21:45,660 --> 00:21:46,376 But I'm married... 247 00:21:47,180 --> 00:21:47,817 to my country. 248 00:21:47,980 --> 00:21:49,857 I'm married to my country too. 249 00:21:50,060 --> 00:21:51,175 But you know me... 250 00:21:51,660 --> 00:21:55,016 When I haven't seen you for a while... it's kind of tough. 251 00:22:03,620 --> 00:22:05,815 Lt Foureau. Good day to you, general. 252 00:22:06,180 --> 00:22:09,217 I hope you know what you're doing by bringing the Shark back. 253 00:22:10,020 --> 00:22:12,898 If ever he finds out I slept with Mr Granianski... 254 00:22:13,100 --> 00:22:14,499 it'll be a catastrophe. 255 00:22:14,980 --> 00:22:17,175 It's already bad enough. I hope you realize... 256 00:22:17,540 --> 00:22:18,336 Of course I do. 257 00:22:18,540 --> 00:22:20,895 You promised me he'd stay in Bogota. 258 00:22:21,100 --> 00:22:23,455 I can assure you he won't stand for this. 259 00:22:23,660 --> 00:22:25,696 He's terribly jealous and I realize why. 260 00:22:25,900 --> 00:22:27,174 Don't worry so, dear. 261 00:22:27,340 --> 00:22:29,217 He knows sacrifices must be made. 262 00:22:29,380 --> 00:22:31,940 I don't think he'll like this sacrifice, sir. 263 00:22:32,220 --> 00:22:34,859 He asked me to marry him again. He's serious! 264 00:22:35,260 --> 00:22:36,534 Calm down, lieutenant. 265 00:22:37,500 --> 00:22:39,058 Remember you're a soldier. 266 00:22:39,740 --> 00:22:41,935 I was just reprimanded from on high. 267 00:22:42,300 --> 00:22:44,336 Corned Beef is going ahead without back-up. 268 00:22:44,540 --> 00:22:46,098 I'm risking 20 years... 269 00:22:46,300 --> 00:22:47,858 and so are all my agents. 270 00:22:48,060 --> 00:22:50,574 I don't give a damn about your love life! 271 00:22:50,940 --> 00:22:52,498 All we can do is succeed. 272 00:22:52,700 --> 00:22:55,453 Sorry, but you're the only fuckable agent we have. 273 00:22:55,740 --> 00:22:59,096 It's just great tailing people, the guns, whiskey... 274 00:22:59,580 --> 00:23:00,695 But what's it for? 275 00:23:00,860 --> 00:23:02,418 Is it a job for a woman? 276 00:23:02,620 --> 00:23:04,656 The worst shit in this goddam job... 277 00:23:04,860 --> 00:23:06,418 is given to the girls to do! 278 00:23:06,740 --> 00:23:08,014 Yes, sir! 279 00:23:08,180 --> 00:23:10,740 I hope that the Shark will never find out. 280 00:23:10,900 --> 00:23:13,460 I'm off to Venice. The husband's so in love... 281 00:23:13,620 --> 00:23:14,257 it's worrying. 282 00:23:14,420 --> 00:23:15,216 Venice is nice. 283 00:23:15,380 --> 00:23:17,018 And you won't meet the Shark there. 284 00:23:17,300 --> 00:23:18,096 Good luck. 285 00:23:19,380 --> 00:23:21,940 I could strut my stuff in nightclubs... 286 00:23:22,420 --> 00:23:25,139 to get some pathetic info everybody knows. 287 00:23:26,100 --> 00:23:29,456 It's a totally degenerate job. Everybody sleeps around... 288 00:23:30,580 --> 00:23:32,775 You should look after me, dammit! 289 00:23:33,940 --> 00:23:35,976 I'm sick of being a wallflower. 290 00:23:36,180 --> 00:23:38,535 I'll fall for a chick and there'll be trouble. 291 00:23:39,860 --> 00:23:42,215 Zazou? What's wrong? 292 00:23:42,820 --> 00:23:45,015 Are you mad at me? Are you jealous? 293 00:23:45,220 --> 00:23:48,257 I was just winding you up. You know I love you. 294 00:23:50,340 --> 00:23:51,614 She's gone. 295 00:24:07,300 --> 00:24:07,937 Dr Tissot. 296 00:24:11,300 --> 00:24:12,858 Captain Boulier? Cadet Garcia. 297 00:24:13,060 --> 00:24:13,697 Monique. 298 00:24:13,860 --> 00:24:16,693 2nd in my class at the academy. I'm 26. 299 00:24:16,860 --> 00:24:19,738 It's a great honor to work with the Shark. 300 00:24:19,940 --> 00:24:21,976 You're a legend for us youngsters. 301 00:24:22,340 --> 00:24:25,059 Now I can put into practice what we learned. 302 00:24:26,500 --> 00:24:27,376 No sound? 303 00:24:27,620 --> 00:24:30,817 It's recording but she's in the bathroom so I... 304 00:24:31,020 --> 00:24:33,375 Modesty? There's no room for that in this job. 305 00:24:45,740 --> 00:24:47,173 True, it is embarrassing. 306 00:24:50,540 --> 00:24:51,256 What's this? 307 00:24:51,500 --> 00:24:53,377 Georges was a bit down sometimes. 308 00:24:53,900 --> 00:24:57,575 No wonder he lost control and got eaten by a dog! 309 00:24:58,380 --> 00:25:00,257 Turn it up. Maybe she's through. 310 00:25:01,580 --> 00:25:03,298 I'm always cool with the guys. 311 00:25:04,260 --> 00:25:07,935 It's a habit. Forget you're a girl. To me, you're one of the boys. 312 00:25:08,100 --> 00:25:09,055 That's fine by me. 313 00:25:09,860 --> 00:25:12,215 Man or woman, we're all in this together. 314 00:25:13,980 --> 00:25:15,857 Poor Mrs Granianski, that'll do. 315 00:25:16,380 --> 00:25:19,099 We have 62 pages of fax to translate. 316 00:25:19,260 --> 00:25:22,457 So if you're ill, say so and I'll send for a doctor. 317 00:25:22,780 --> 00:25:24,975 No, I'll be all right now. 318 00:25:25,500 --> 00:25:28,219 I shall do my job properly. It won't happen again. 319 00:25:28,700 --> 00:25:30,133 I can control myself. 320 00:25:33,340 --> 00:25:36,218 There. I've had my share of heartbreak too. 321 00:25:36,380 --> 00:25:39,736 You suffer at first but after a while you forget. 322 00:25:39,900 --> 00:25:41,936 Forget Jean-Jacques? I doubt it. 323 00:25:42,140 --> 00:25:43,573 Mrs Granianski... 324 00:25:43,740 --> 00:25:45,935 At first, he was such a perfect man... 325 00:25:46,460 --> 00:25:47,495 The ideal man. 326 00:25:49,020 --> 00:25:50,578 Then this shocking business... 327 00:25:50,780 --> 00:25:53,499 It's no fun seeing your husband bonk a chick. 328 00:25:53,820 --> 00:25:56,175 Colonel Zargas is very tense. 329 00:25:56,380 --> 00:25:58,940 The deal has to be done as quickly as possible. 330 00:25:59,100 --> 00:26:01,978 It's a matter of life or death for him. 331 00:26:02,140 --> 00:26:07,055 So let's not delay our answer for some banal cuckolding. 332 00:26:07,420 --> 00:26:08,694 The swine! 333 00:26:12,220 --> 00:26:15,815 I don't get it. Mrs Granianski saw these photos... 334 00:26:16,820 --> 00:26:18,378 but not the agent's face. 335 00:26:18,580 --> 00:26:21,299 Don't worry, she saw the unscratched ones... 336 00:26:21,740 --> 00:26:23,617 with the agent's face and the rest. 337 00:26:23,820 --> 00:26:25,094 So why scratch? 338 00:26:25,260 --> 00:26:27,774 Our agent didn't want her face on the reprints. 339 00:26:28,140 --> 00:26:29,255 She wants anonymity. 340 00:26:29,420 --> 00:26:32,139 She's married with quite a few children. 341 00:26:32,620 --> 00:26:33,336 A prude. 342 00:26:33,500 --> 00:26:34,933 It's tough on her family. 343 00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:36,693 This can be a nasty job. 344 00:26:36,860 --> 00:26:38,578 But no one's forced to do it. 345 00:26:39,380 --> 00:26:40,495 The husband? 346 00:26:40,660 --> 00:26:42,378 Yes, Jean-Jacques Granianski. 347 00:26:42,580 --> 00:26:45,094 I scratched that one, it was embarrassing. 348 00:26:45,260 --> 00:26:46,136 Come, come... 349 00:26:46,340 --> 00:26:47,295 Fax, fax. 350 00:26:48,100 --> 00:26:50,136 - Excellency... - Isn't it Colonel any more? 351 00:26:50,340 --> 00:26:53,537 We usually call him Colonel. "Excellency" is for ambassadors. 352 00:26:53,860 --> 00:26:56,420 Zargas was Minister for Education... 353 00:26:56,580 --> 00:26:58,013 twice Interior Minister... 354 00:26:58,180 --> 00:27:00,535 the Honduras consul to the Vatican... 355 00:27:00,900 --> 00:27:03,095 and has $300 million in Swiss banks. 356 00:27:03,460 --> 00:27:07,135 We can call him "Excellency". I think it suits him. 357 00:27:07,300 --> 00:27:08,733 She's had kids? 358 00:27:08,900 --> 00:27:10,458 She's just well preserved. 359 00:27:10,660 --> 00:27:11,775 How old is she? 360 00:27:11,980 --> 00:27:13,254 She's not too ugly? 361 00:27:13,420 --> 00:27:14,694 Not at all. 362 00:27:15,180 --> 00:27:16,738 Let me listen in. 363 00:27:19,980 --> 00:27:21,254 Hotel Prince de Galles... 364 00:27:21,420 --> 00:27:22,978 - He always stays there. - Book it. 365 00:27:23,180 --> 00:27:24,135 A whole floor. 366 00:27:24,340 --> 00:27:26,217 What do you mean, a whole floor? 367 00:27:26,380 --> 00:27:28,018 It says that it's for... 368 00:27:28,220 --> 00:27:32,054 his 15 bodyguards, 12 if the others are still in hospital. 369 00:27:32,220 --> 00:27:33,733 Is he trying to ruin me? 370 00:27:33,900 --> 00:27:37,097 He doesn't need his heavies here. It's a democracy. 371 00:27:37,260 --> 00:27:39,694 - A free country... - Yes, yes... 372 00:27:39,900 --> 00:27:41,777 We can't let his jungle bunnies... 373 00:27:41,980 --> 00:27:43,698 play Rambo in the streets. 374 00:27:43,900 --> 00:27:46,619 Tell him that, the old spic! 375 00:27:46,780 --> 00:27:48,816 Do you mean His Excellency, Colonel Zargas? 376 00:27:49,020 --> 00:27:49,657 What date? 377 00:27:49,820 --> 00:27:51,094 Yes, when's he coming? 378 00:27:51,260 --> 00:27:52,375 What's going on? 379 00:28:01,500 --> 00:28:03,934 Some old fogey taking ages to park his car. 380 00:28:04,540 --> 00:28:08,533 Look at that, the stupid idiot's measuring the space. 381 00:28:14,140 --> 00:28:15,698 I've seen him before... 382 00:28:16,700 --> 00:28:18,577 Come and see. We're in trouble. 383 00:28:26,180 --> 00:28:26,976 The husband! 384 00:28:27,140 --> 00:28:28,698 It's the mike's husband! 385 00:28:28,860 --> 00:28:29,497 What?! 386 00:28:29,660 --> 00:28:30,934 I don't get it. 387 00:28:31,100 --> 00:28:33,295 Our agent was going away with him. 388 00:28:33,500 --> 00:28:34,774 She obviously hasn't. 389 00:28:35,420 --> 00:28:37,138 I wonder what your pin-up's like. 390 00:28:37,340 --> 00:28:37,977 Who is she? 391 00:28:38,780 --> 00:28:40,054 The cipher, sir! 392 00:28:43,140 --> 00:28:45,335 Talk of the devil... It's our agent, sir! 393 00:28:45,540 --> 00:28:47,576 She says we're likely to have a problem. 394 00:28:47,780 --> 00:28:50,340 The husband stood her up at the airport. 395 00:28:50,660 --> 00:28:51,615 Great! He's here! 396 00:29:00,940 --> 00:29:02,498 He's going inside too. 397 00:29:03,140 --> 00:29:04,573 Why the cipher... 398 00:29:04,740 --> 00:29:06,298 instead of the phone? 399 00:29:06,500 --> 00:29:07,933 Madam's husband is here. 400 00:29:08,260 --> 00:29:10,137 He demands to speak to her. 401 00:29:10,340 --> 00:29:11,773 I won't speak to him. 402 00:29:11,940 --> 00:29:14,659 Lolo, please! I admit I was wrong. 403 00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:16,535 Please forgive me. 404 00:29:17,820 --> 00:29:19,538 Nice dog, nice dog. 405 00:29:21,020 --> 00:29:23,580 Bango! Mobuto! Calm down! 406 00:29:23,900 --> 00:29:25,015 He's a friend. 407 00:29:28,380 --> 00:29:30,735 - Is he a friend too? - Of course. 408 00:29:30,940 --> 00:29:33,659 Whenever I hear those dogs, I think of Georges. 409 00:29:33,820 --> 00:29:35,856 I don't need a running commentary... 410 00:29:37,180 --> 00:29:38,295 Stop sulking... 411 00:29:38,460 --> 00:29:39,813 Marie-Laurence. 412 00:29:39,980 --> 00:29:42,540 Go and chat to your husband in my office... 413 00:29:42,700 --> 00:29:44,895 and sort everything out in 2 minutes. 414 00:29:45,100 --> 00:29:48,536 We have a ton of faxes to translate. Be brief! 415 00:29:48,740 --> 00:29:50,935 That goes without saying, sir. Come on. 416 00:29:51,140 --> 00:29:52,858 We'll be as quick as possible. 417 00:29:53,060 --> 00:29:55,255 But we've a psychological mess to unravel. 418 00:29:55,620 --> 00:29:56,735 Get a move on! 419 00:29:59,780 --> 00:30:01,498 Let's not dawdle, Jean-Jacques. 420 00:30:05,220 --> 00:30:06,175 Got any matches? 421 00:30:06,340 --> 00:30:08,217 Hurry up and get to the point. 422 00:30:09,540 --> 00:30:11,417 Your leaving shocked your father. 423 00:30:12,100 --> 00:30:14,455 He keeps calling me to threaten reprisals. 424 00:30:15,140 --> 00:30:17,654 The children are keeping a stiff upper lip... 425 00:30:17,820 --> 00:30:20,698 but the maid left because she refused to obey me. 426 00:30:21,180 --> 00:30:22,898 I don't want you to feel guilty. 427 00:30:23,100 --> 00:30:24,658 I can't say I noticed. 428 00:30:25,340 --> 00:30:26,898 No one knows why you left... 429 00:30:27,100 --> 00:30:29,056 our family home for one wild moment. 430 00:30:29,500 --> 00:30:31,058 You call a family home... 431 00:30:31,260 --> 00:30:33,979 the place where you held filthy orgies... 432 00:30:34,140 --> 00:30:36,017 on Aunt Violaine's carpet! 433 00:30:36,220 --> 00:30:37,778 The carpet's hideous anyway. 434 00:30:38,940 --> 00:30:40,658 You've changed terribly. 435 00:30:42,260 --> 00:30:44,057 You're not the man I married. 436 00:30:44,260 --> 00:30:46,615 I know. That bitch awoke the beast within me. 437 00:30:46,820 --> 00:30:48,253 I sinned for her body. 438 00:30:48,420 --> 00:30:49,216 Go on, hit me! 439 00:30:49,380 --> 00:30:50,495 Stop it, not here! 440 00:30:50,700 --> 00:30:52,258 Kick me wherever you like... 441 00:30:52,460 --> 00:30:55,497 but come back home this weekend. Give us another chance! 442 00:30:55,700 --> 00:30:57,577 They're not making up now! 443 00:30:57,780 --> 00:31:00,658 They love each other. It's terrible what we did. 444 00:31:01,420 --> 00:31:03,456 Stop humiliating yourself. Get up. 445 00:31:03,820 --> 00:31:04,775 Mind the carpet. 446 00:31:05,580 --> 00:31:06,854 Stop rolling around. 447 00:31:08,020 --> 00:31:09,533 - I'll consider it. - Any hope? 448 00:31:09,700 --> 00:31:11,656 Intervene or they'll make up. 449 00:31:11,900 --> 00:31:13,777 - Me? But... - Lift your skirt. 450 00:31:13,980 --> 00:31:14,696 Sorry? 451 00:31:15,580 --> 00:31:17,457 We'll make you a mini-skirt. 452 00:31:18,460 --> 00:31:19,779 You'll look like a model. 453 00:31:21,060 --> 00:31:23,415 What's wrong? Aren't I enough for you any more? 454 00:31:24,580 --> 00:31:26,616 If you want it on Aunt Violaine's carpet... 455 00:31:27,460 --> 00:31:29,018 I'm ready and willing! 456 00:31:29,220 --> 00:31:30,255 Lolo! Stop it! 457 00:31:30,420 --> 00:31:32,456 No, if you're a pervert, I'll submit. 458 00:31:32,660 --> 00:31:33,775 We're not at home! 459 00:31:33,940 --> 00:31:35,976 Our love is stronger than cheap sex. 460 00:31:36,220 --> 00:31:38,097 Good, I'm glad to hear it. 461 00:31:38,700 --> 00:31:41,134 Excuse me, there's a young lady outside... 462 00:31:41,340 --> 00:31:44,218 shouting she has a date with your husband. 463 00:31:45,020 --> 00:31:47,454 Who? Only your father knows I'm in Paris... 464 00:31:51,660 --> 00:31:54,857 Go for it, cadet. Say something really compromising. 465 00:31:55,020 --> 00:31:55,816 I'm embarrassed... 466 00:31:59,500 --> 00:32:00,615 Who the hell's that? 467 00:32:00,780 --> 00:32:03,499 Hurry up, honeybunch, we'll miss the plane! 468 00:32:03,700 --> 00:32:05,577 I don't know that monster! 469 00:32:05,740 --> 00:32:08,777 I love you! I love Jean-Jacques Granianski! 470 00:32:08,940 --> 00:32:11,295 I love you, man of my dreams! 471 00:32:12,300 --> 00:32:14,018 He wants them all! 472 00:32:14,220 --> 00:32:16,575 He wants every last one of them! Every last one! 473 00:32:16,780 --> 00:32:17,735 He's a monster! 474 00:32:18,700 --> 00:32:21,897 He's a walking dick! A walking dick! 475 00:32:26,220 --> 00:32:29,496 I love you, I love you, you're the man of my dreams. 476 00:32:29,700 --> 00:32:31,133 We're made for each other. 477 00:32:32,420 --> 00:32:33,216 Was that okay? 478 00:32:33,540 --> 00:32:35,576 Just fine. You're a natural. 479 00:32:37,540 --> 00:32:39,098 Come on. Everybody's looking. 480 00:32:39,300 --> 00:32:41,655 Public speaking's really scary. 481 00:32:41,860 --> 00:32:43,293 Sure, sure... 482 00:32:45,540 --> 00:32:47,735 Stop snivelling, Mrs Granianski. 483 00:32:47,900 --> 00:32:48,855 He's gone. 484 00:32:49,540 --> 00:32:53,055 Sorry. I never thought he'd come here with that fat cow! 485 00:32:54,500 --> 00:32:55,774 She was so common! 486 00:32:56,100 --> 00:32:58,660 Did you see her? Something from a knocking shop! 487 00:32:59,300 --> 00:33:00,255 We didn't hear. 488 00:33:00,500 --> 00:33:01,933 Jealousy's better than pity. 489 00:33:02,100 --> 00:33:02,737 Sure, sure... 490 00:33:02,900 --> 00:33:05,460 It's amazing the changes a man can go through. 491 00:33:05,620 --> 00:33:06,735 He was my first. 492 00:33:06,900 --> 00:33:07,935 What's going on? 493 00:33:08,140 --> 00:33:10,700 Why are you on all fours, Mrs Granianski? 494 00:33:10,860 --> 00:33:14,216 I'm looking for my ring. It keeps falling off. 495 00:33:15,020 --> 00:33:15,657 I'm so thin... 496 00:33:16,300 --> 00:33:17,494 Georges broke the ring. 497 00:33:18,380 --> 00:33:20,940 He used my finger as a model to put it back together... 498 00:33:21,180 --> 00:33:22,693 but it isn't the same size. 499 00:33:23,100 --> 00:33:24,533 You can say that again. 500 00:33:24,860 --> 00:33:26,293 Here it is... 501 00:33:26,940 --> 00:33:28,214 It's badly set. 502 00:33:29,180 --> 00:33:29,817 It's loose. 503 00:33:29,980 --> 00:33:30,617 Shit! 504 00:33:31,420 --> 00:33:33,980 I won't be keeping it much longer. 505 00:33:34,140 --> 00:33:35,573 It has bad memories now. 506 00:33:36,220 --> 00:33:37,175 It's dead! 507 00:33:37,340 --> 00:33:39,535 - Turn it up loud! - I already have. 508 00:33:56,860 --> 00:33:57,975 Look, sir. 509 00:33:58,460 --> 00:34:01,179 It's all because of us. They're tearing him apart. 510 00:34:01,340 --> 00:34:02,773 Just a few punches... 511 00:34:07,420 --> 00:34:08,853 Jesus, it's dead. 512 00:34:09,020 --> 00:34:11,580 Fancy that! One of them's got a knife! 513 00:34:11,740 --> 00:34:14,413 If he's hurt we'll have the cops and the DST everywhere! 514 00:34:14,580 --> 00:34:15,456 I'm going. 515 00:34:19,260 --> 00:34:20,534 Calm down, gents... 516 00:34:20,700 --> 00:34:21,496 What d'you... 517 00:34:31,100 --> 00:34:32,135 You saved my life! 518 00:34:32,380 --> 00:34:35,053 - Shall I call the police? - It's okay! I'm a doctor! 519 00:34:35,220 --> 00:34:37,575 You're brave. Unlike everybody else... 520 00:34:37,780 --> 00:34:40,135 You could be killed here. and no one would move. 521 00:34:43,540 --> 00:34:45,735 - Your keys. - Help. I might scratch the hood. 522 00:34:45,940 --> 00:34:46,736 It's brand new. 523 00:34:48,180 --> 00:34:50,216 Look at that! My thigh's gaping! 524 00:34:50,420 --> 00:34:51,375 Operate! 525 00:34:51,540 --> 00:34:52,655 You're right. 526 00:34:53,300 --> 00:34:55,495 There's a hospital just two minutes away. 527 00:34:57,620 --> 00:34:58,894 Mind my fingers! 528 00:35:04,660 --> 00:35:06,696 - Nothing serious? - No, just a scratch. 529 00:35:07,220 --> 00:35:08,938 You were the tops. 530 00:35:09,140 --> 00:35:10,698 I thought he'd stay. 531 00:35:10,860 --> 00:35:11,975 Experience, kid. 532 00:35:12,300 --> 00:35:12,937 Excuse me. 533 00:35:14,220 --> 00:35:16,097 I see you're a medical centre. 534 00:35:16,300 --> 00:35:17,415 I need a bandage. 535 00:35:17,580 --> 00:35:19,457 I don't want blood on my seats. 536 00:35:19,660 --> 00:35:20,775 It looks serious. 537 00:35:20,940 --> 00:35:23,500 I might need a few stitches. What do you think? 538 00:35:23,660 --> 00:35:25,537 I don't think. I've work to do. 539 00:35:25,740 --> 00:35:27,173 A hospital can operate. 540 00:35:27,340 --> 00:35:28,773 Operate? Am I done for? 541 00:35:28,940 --> 00:35:30,055 God, I feel dizzy... 542 00:35:30,220 --> 00:35:31,778 Get the police. I can't drive. 543 00:35:33,260 --> 00:35:33,897 Lie there. 544 00:35:34,700 --> 00:35:37,419 - You're a decent chap. - I haven't all day. 545 00:35:42,060 --> 00:35:44,255 - Who was that woman who called me? - Sorry? 546 00:35:44,420 --> 00:35:45,694 I'd apologized to Lolo... 547 00:35:45,860 --> 00:35:48,579 and then this fat cow I didn't know started shouting... 548 00:35:49,380 --> 00:35:50,495 What is all this? 549 00:35:50,660 --> 00:35:51,775 Just outside there! 550 00:35:52,900 --> 00:35:54,174 - I didn't see. - You didn't? 551 00:35:54,340 --> 00:35:55,375 Are you blind? 552 00:35:55,540 --> 00:35:56,734 Enormous! A monster! 553 00:35:57,380 --> 00:36:00,736 - Yeah? - Big as an elephant's backside! 554 00:36:03,300 --> 00:36:04,255 Someone there? 555 00:36:04,580 --> 00:36:07,777 - Quiet, you're tiring yourself. - Thank you. 556 00:36:07,980 --> 00:36:10,335 We showed the interpreter's husband out. 557 00:36:10,540 --> 00:36:11,177 You fought? 558 00:36:11,500 --> 00:36:13,855 No, we showed him out politely. 559 00:36:14,380 --> 00:36:15,938 He kicked me slightly. 560 00:36:16,140 --> 00:36:18,859 I'm sorry. But when my husband's wound up... 561 00:36:19,020 --> 00:36:20,738 he can be a real Hercules! 562 00:36:21,420 --> 00:36:22,375 A slight graze. 563 00:36:22,860 --> 00:36:24,134 You'll soon be home. 564 00:36:24,340 --> 00:36:25,898 Good. What a day. 565 00:36:26,220 --> 00:36:27,778 I should have stayed in bed. 566 00:36:29,100 --> 00:36:30,533 No disinfectant first? 567 00:36:31,020 --> 00:36:32,578 - Didn't I do it? - No. 568 00:36:32,780 --> 00:36:34,498 What an idiot. Sorry. 569 00:36:34,700 --> 00:36:37,737 Don't mention it. There are days when you make mistakes. 570 00:36:38,220 --> 00:36:39,175 I see a lot... 571 00:36:39,380 --> 00:36:42,417 as I'm a psychological consultant to companies. 572 00:36:43,060 --> 00:36:44,334 Are you a doctor? 573 00:36:44,660 --> 00:36:46,616 Dr Tissot. Don't worry, I'm qualified. 574 00:36:46,900 --> 00:36:50,415 - Do you mind if I used bourbon? - I beg your pardon? 575 00:36:51,060 --> 00:36:53,415 With all these strikes, I'm out of iodine. 576 00:36:53,780 --> 00:36:55,213 Won't it hurt a lot? 577 00:36:55,420 --> 00:36:58,298 It'll just sting a little. Here, bite on this. 578 00:37:08,380 --> 00:37:10,257 I hate having no rings. 579 00:37:10,780 --> 00:37:12,338 I'm too sentimental. 580 00:37:17,020 --> 00:37:19,898 - You have a dog? - Yes, don't panic! 581 00:37:21,260 --> 00:37:23,137 Down, boy. Quiet now, don't move! 582 00:37:23,380 --> 00:37:24,176 Good boy. 583 00:37:25,460 --> 00:37:26,256 Big dog? 584 00:37:27,220 --> 00:37:28,335 Down, Mandela. 585 00:37:29,140 --> 00:37:31,176 Isn't it unhygienic in a place like this? 586 00:37:31,380 --> 00:37:32,654 It's not a hospital. 587 00:37:32,980 --> 00:37:36,017 But a bit of fur in a blood sample could cause problems. 588 00:37:36,980 --> 00:37:39,016 He gets depressed alone at home. 589 00:37:39,540 --> 00:37:42,259 Oh, he's like me then. I hate being alone. 590 00:37:42,500 --> 00:37:44,218 Hey, look at my credit cards! 591 00:37:44,420 --> 00:37:46,138 - I'm really sorry. - Look at them! 592 00:37:46,340 --> 00:37:48,900 If it's any consolation, when they threw me out... 593 00:37:49,060 --> 00:37:53,338 those nazis loosed their dogs. My pipe fell and they bit it... 594 00:37:54,020 --> 00:37:54,657 Here... 595 00:37:55,140 --> 00:37:57,813 look at the teeth marks. Isn't that something? 596 00:37:57,980 --> 00:37:59,538 - Tragic. - A briar pipe... 597 00:37:59,740 --> 00:38:01,696 seasoned with good tobacco. What a week! 598 00:38:02,140 --> 00:38:03,858 What about a tetanus jab? 599 00:38:04,020 --> 00:38:05,419 They bit the pipe, not you! 600 00:38:05,820 --> 00:38:06,935 Do me a favour? 601 00:38:07,100 --> 00:38:07,896 Depends. What? 602 00:38:08,060 --> 00:38:09,618 Tell them to tell my wife... 603 00:38:09,780 --> 00:38:11,213 that I'm in a bad way. 604 00:38:11,380 --> 00:38:12,813 I don't want another fight. 605 00:38:12,980 --> 00:38:15,540 And neither do you. No one can get in there now. 606 00:38:15,700 --> 00:38:16,815 Not even the cops. 607 00:38:16,980 --> 00:38:17,856 Just go home. 608 00:38:18,060 --> 00:38:20,938 Your wife's likely to call. You should be at home. 609 00:38:21,100 --> 00:38:22,533 She has to be there Sunday. 610 00:38:22,700 --> 00:38:24,895 Her father's an important industrialist... 611 00:38:25,100 --> 00:38:27,978 who gives me a lot of work in psychological consultancy. 612 00:38:28,140 --> 00:38:30,859 If Marie-Laurence isn't there for our anniversary... 613 00:38:31,020 --> 00:38:34,376 he'll go elsewhere. And take my turnover with him. 614 00:38:34,540 --> 00:38:36,098 It'll ruin me. 615 00:38:36,300 --> 00:38:39,497 I won't bore you any longer. I've taken up enough of your time. 616 00:38:40,220 --> 00:38:42,575 I've work to do and I have to walk the dog. 617 00:38:48,180 --> 00:38:50,057 I thought he'd never go. 618 00:38:50,260 --> 00:38:51,978 Try to reach our excellent agent. 619 00:38:52,180 --> 00:38:54,216 Send her to that creep's place in Dreux. 620 00:38:54,420 --> 00:38:57,537 I'll just do a rough version to copy neatly... 621 00:38:57,700 --> 00:38:59,577 and then we can fax it. 622 00:38:59,900 --> 00:39:02,175 Lt Foureau, sir. Granianski stood me up. 623 00:39:03,100 --> 00:39:03,816 What's that? 624 00:39:03,980 --> 00:39:05,413 I just don't understand. 625 00:39:05,900 --> 00:39:07,618 Sorry, sir, I've another call. 626 00:39:09,700 --> 00:39:12,055 Isabelle, is that you? I'm with the captain. 627 00:39:12,260 --> 00:39:14,455 - He asked me to call you. - Is he there? 628 00:39:15,140 --> 00:39:15,777 Give me that. 629 00:39:16,740 --> 00:39:17,855 This is the Shark. 630 00:39:18,020 --> 00:39:19,294 He's gone to Dreux. 631 00:39:19,460 --> 00:39:21,018 Get out there and do it. 632 00:39:21,220 --> 00:39:23,097 It didn't look too good last time. 633 00:39:23,300 --> 00:39:24,733 Get him horny and fast! 634 00:39:24,940 --> 00:39:25,577 Jump to it! 635 00:39:27,500 --> 00:39:30,060 Hello? She hung up. 636 00:39:31,020 --> 00:39:33,056 - Is she mad at me? - Maybe she has scruples. 637 00:39:33,780 --> 00:39:36,294 What an old prude! I just used a crude word... 638 00:39:36,780 --> 00:39:37,656 A spade's a spade. 639 00:39:38,060 --> 00:39:39,937 Women in the army mean trouble. 640 00:39:40,780 --> 00:39:42,975 Jean Jacques just doesn't know his strength. 641 00:39:43,180 --> 00:39:45,136 When he's angry, he can beat anyone. 642 00:39:45,580 --> 00:39:48,299 He couldn't open a bottle of cider the other day... 643 00:39:48,940 --> 00:39:50,817 so he just snapped the neck off. 644 00:39:51,020 --> 00:39:53,580 Fax, fax, Mrs Granianski. 645 00:39:55,340 --> 00:39:55,977 Dr Tissot! 646 00:39:56,180 --> 00:39:57,295 What a ball-buster! 647 00:40:00,060 --> 00:40:00,856 Dr Tissot... 648 00:40:01,940 --> 00:40:03,817 I stalled 6 times on this street. 649 00:40:04,020 --> 00:40:05,135 It's the gears... 650 00:40:05,460 --> 00:40:07,337 I can't change them with my wound. 651 00:40:07,540 --> 00:40:08,814 Could you drive me home? 652 00:40:08,980 --> 00:40:09,935 How do I get back? 653 00:40:10,100 --> 00:40:12,056 There's a train every half-hour. 654 00:40:12,220 --> 00:40:12,857 Take it. 655 00:40:13,020 --> 00:40:15,056 My car'll be rifled if I leave it here. 656 00:40:15,220 --> 00:40:16,096 It's brand new. 657 00:40:16,300 --> 00:40:18,256 Sure. And I just leave my job early? 658 00:40:19,060 --> 00:40:20,618 You're right. I'm so sorry. 659 00:40:21,140 --> 00:40:22,573 I'm being a nuisance. 660 00:40:22,900 --> 00:40:25,255 Not at all. But I've a job to do. Medical work. 661 00:40:26,100 --> 00:40:28,694 I'll stay an hour or two here. It'll rest my leg. 662 00:40:28,860 --> 00:40:30,293 Then I'll be able to drive. 663 00:40:30,460 --> 00:40:33,816 It'll be more fun for you to have someone to talk to. 664 00:40:34,460 --> 00:40:36,655 I think we get on really well, huh? 665 00:40:37,340 --> 00:40:39,695 I'll take you. Wait while I close up shop. 666 00:40:40,340 --> 00:40:43,138 I'll dump him in Dreux. If not, he'll never go. 667 00:40:43,340 --> 00:40:46,059 You're going to Dreux? You'll meet our agent! 668 00:40:46,220 --> 00:40:49,417 The woman who... You know... her! 669 00:40:49,580 --> 00:40:51,696 So? I like to know who I'm working with. 670 00:40:52,300 --> 00:40:54,495 Well you're in for a surprise. 671 00:40:57,100 --> 00:41:00,297 I should never have done it on Aunt Violaine's carpet. 672 00:41:00,460 --> 00:41:02,178 That was pretty tasteless of me. 673 00:41:03,300 --> 00:41:06,337 Marie-Laurence is very fond of it. Lolo's very "family". 674 00:41:06,500 --> 00:41:08,058 Here's a word of advice. 675 00:41:08,260 --> 00:41:10,137 Let a bit of time go by. 676 00:41:10,340 --> 00:41:12,695 Don't see your Loulou for a week or two... 677 00:41:12,900 --> 00:41:14,174 It's Lolo... 678 00:41:14,340 --> 00:41:16,217 Yeah, you know... her... your wife... 679 00:41:16,580 --> 00:41:19,299 If ever you beg to a woman, you're a prick. 680 00:41:19,620 --> 00:41:21,053 And it won't bring her back. 681 00:41:21,220 --> 00:41:21,777 Is it over? 682 00:41:22,020 --> 00:41:24,375 Well, let's just say it's in a pretty bad way. 683 00:41:24,580 --> 00:41:28,698 That's why, at this point, you should go away with the other. 684 00:41:29,380 --> 00:41:32,099 When you've reeled in a catch like that... 685 00:41:32,900 --> 00:41:34,015 And what a catch! 686 00:41:34,180 --> 00:41:36,216 So. Life's too short. 687 00:41:36,460 --> 00:41:38,496 There aren't many opportunities like that. 688 00:41:38,700 --> 00:41:40,258 No, that's true... 689 00:41:40,780 --> 00:41:43,499 So make the most of it while you can... 690 00:41:43,660 --> 00:41:47,016 You can always dump her later and go back to your wife. 691 00:41:47,180 --> 00:41:50,377 Sure, if she agrees. The trouble is everybody knows about it. 692 00:41:50,540 --> 00:41:53,737 It's crazy. All over France guys pork their mistresses... 693 00:41:53,900 --> 00:41:55,777 for nights on end and no one knows. 694 00:41:55,980 --> 00:41:58,699 I get one quickie on the living room carpet... 695 00:41:58,860 --> 00:42:01,897 and the photos are at breakfast the next day. Crazy, huh? 696 00:42:02,220 --> 00:42:03,255 Rotten luck. 697 00:42:06,540 --> 00:42:08,417 I'm being a pain but we're doing 140... 698 00:42:09,420 --> 00:42:11,980 and it says not to go over 110 with a new car. 699 00:42:13,100 --> 00:42:15,660 Sure, but I can't fart around all day. 700 00:42:17,100 --> 00:42:19,136 It's pretty fast, huh? 701 00:42:19,500 --> 00:42:21,013 Run in, it can beat... 702 00:42:21,180 --> 00:42:23,535 an Audi 4 between Paris and Lyon. A real bomb! 703 00:42:25,020 --> 00:42:26,897 Shit! That was a radar trap. 704 00:42:31,740 --> 00:42:33,617 - Take the wheel. - Me? Why? 705 00:42:33,820 --> 00:42:36,175 I forgot my licence and if we get stopped... 706 00:42:36,380 --> 00:42:37,938 you'd best be driving. 707 00:42:38,140 --> 00:42:39,573 - Fine. - Let's go. 708 00:42:44,220 --> 00:42:45,653 Here, hold this. 709 00:42:56,700 --> 00:42:58,577 Let's go. Shall I drive or you? 710 00:42:58,940 --> 00:43:00,658 I've been banned for a month. 711 00:43:00,860 --> 00:43:01,815 You're a friend... 712 00:43:02,780 --> 00:43:04,054 so I didn't turn you in. 713 00:43:18,460 --> 00:43:20,178 Damn! That's Marilyn's car! 714 00:43:20,380 --> 00:43:22,416 Ah, your new cutie's already here. 715 00:43:23,100 --> 00:43:26,456 She's crazy. I made her promise to use the visitors' car park. 716 00:43:27,740 --> 00:43:29,298 So what, everybody knows... 717 00:43:31,700 --> 00:43:33,895 Do me a favour. Tell her she has to go. 718 00:43:34,140 --> 00:43:35,255 I'll call her soon. 719 00:43:35,460 --> 00:43:37,815 You had mad moments with her on the carpet. 720 00:43:38,020 --> 00:43:38,975 Do you want her? 721 00:43:39,620 --> 00:43:41,975 - Oh yes. - Well don't give up then. 722 00:43:42,340 --> 00:43:43,136 What'll she think? 723 00:43:43,300 --> 00:43:44,574 Go on, be forceful. 724 00:43:47,780 --> 00:43:49,975 The telephone... I'll call a taxi. 725 00:43:53,380 --> 00:43:56,099 What are you waiting for? 726 00:43:56,900 --> 00:43:59,255 Yes, yes, no... I can hear her... 727 00:44:02,980 --> 00:44:04,538 Go on, be forceful! 728 00:44:07,140 --> 00:44:10,018 I need a taxi at 24, Allée Dubarry, Pompadour Estate. 729 00:44:11,420 --> 00:44:13,058 Marie! What are you doing here? 730 00:44:15,620 --> 00:44:17,656 Can I turn it down... The neighbours... 731 00:44:19,620 --> 00:44:20,575 Where were you? 732 00:44:20,900 --> 00:44:23,095 My father-in-law's blackmailing me. 733 00:44:23,620 --> 00:44:26,498 He wants me to make it up with my wife for our anniversary. 734 00:44:26,980 --> 00:44:29,016 That's a nuisance because I'm mad about you. 735 00:44:29,180 --> 00:44:30,613 You won't give in? 736 00:44:30,780 --> 00:44:32,816 No way... It's just there's the company... 737 00:44:33,500 --> 00:44:34,137 What company? 738 00:44:34,300 --> 00:44:38,293 My company, where you came for those psychological tests. 739 00:44:38,460 --> 00:44:40,178 Psycho... Psycho Thingy? 740 00:44:40,860 --> 00:44:41,815 Psycho Perform. 741 00:44:42,460 --> 00:44:43,734 A consulting firm. 742 00:44:43,900 --> 00:44:45,174 He's my best customer. 743 00:44:45,340 --> 00:44:49,174 So if I don't get Marie-Laurence back for a while... 744 00:44:49,660 --> 00:44:50,456 he'll cancel. 745 00:44:50,780 --> 00:44:52,213 - You're selfish. - Not at all. 746 00:44:53,180 --> 00:44:54,295 You don't want me. 747 00:44:54,540 --> 00:44:56,735 I'm just worried about the money. 748 00:45:01,900 --> 00:45:02,696 Who's that? 749 00:45:03,180 --> 00:45:05,740 Nobody. Just an old pal who drove me back. 750 00:45:05,900 --> 00:45:07,174 I'll get rid of him. 751 00:45:10,700 --> 00:45:12,577 Excuse me but there are no taxis. 752 00:45:12,780 --> 00:45:15,658 Give me the car keys. I'll leave the car at the station. 753 00:45:15,820 --> 00:45:17,094 How do I get it back? 754 00:45:17,260 --> 00:45:18,978 You can't drive for a month! 755 00:45:19,180 --> 00:45:21,899 I'll borrow it for a week, wash it, fill the tank... 756 00:45:22,060 --> 00:45:24,620 - Let's have the keys. - No, I'll take you. Hold on. 757 00:45:26,060 --> 00:45:26,856 It's dark. 758 00:45:28,460 --> 00:45:29,779 Ever made love to a march? 759 00:45:31,820 --> 00:45:33,094 Can I put a light on? 760 00:45:33,460 --> 00:45:34,859 I need the car keys for... 761 00:45:35,980 --> 00:45:38,016 Hey! What are you doing? 762 00:45:39,180 --> 00:45:40,295 What's going on? 763 00:45:40,460 --> 00:45:42,018 We've had a better idea. 764 00:45:42,220 --> 00:45:45,257 I don't want to risk an accident so we'll drop you at Orly. 765 00:45:45,420 --> 00:45:47,297 From there, you've a train to Paris. 766 00:45:47,580 --> 00:45:50,936 So you're taking my advice! About time too! 767 00:45:51,100 --> 00:45:52,215 You'll enjoy it. 768 00:45:52,380 --> 00:45:53,938 You only live once. 769 00:45:54,140 --> 00:45:55,414 Great records! 770 00:45:55,580 --> 00:45:57,457 Hold on a minute while we pack. 771 00:45:58,460 --> 00:46:01,179 A minute... Start the countdown. 772 00:46:05,340 --> 00:46:06,056 Cadet Garcia? 773 00:46:06,220 --> 00:46:08,495 It's a bad line. Can you hear music? 774 00:46:08,700 --> 00:46:10,895 Our agent's making up for lost time. 775 00:46:11,060 --> 00:46:11,856 Have you seen her? 776 00:46:12,020 --> 00:46:14,614 No, but I can hear her. I take back what I said. 777 00:46:14,940 --> 00:46:18,137 She has one hell of a temperament. She's doing a good job. 778 00:46:18,300 --> 00:46:20,655 Our man's overjoyed. How's it going there? 779 00:46:20,860 --> 00:46:24,057 Everything's okay, temperature normal, no fever. 780 00:46:24,380 --> 00:46:27,099 You sound weird. What's going on? Are you alone? 781 00:46:27,260 --> 00:46:29,899 I have a patient. I'm taking a blood sample. 782 00:46:30,140 --> 00:46:31,698 It's an armed DST agent. 783 00:46:31,940 --> 00:46:33,134 - One of Bibi's - Yes. 784 00:46:34,140 --> 00:46:35,016 Good diagnosis. 785 00:46:35,220 --> 00:46:37,017 - Need any help? - No. 786 00:46:37,180 --> 00:46:40,297 I managed on my own and I think he's out of action. 787 00:46:40,460 --> 00:46:41,495 I'll be right there. 788 00:46:42,300 --> 00:46:45,337 Aren't I through yet? The bottle's almost full. 789 00:46:45,500 --> 00:46:48,219 I'm coming... Don't panic. 790 00:46:53,900 --> 00:46:55,333 Happy, honeybunch? 791 00:46:55,500 --> 00:46:57,058 Sorry, I've an emergency. 792 00:46:59,340 --> 00:47:02,059 - Who said that? - Just my friend. Who cares. 793 00:47:04,780 --> 00:47:05,417 Jean-Jacques? 794 00:47:05,740 --> 00:47:06,775 No, who's calling? 795 00:47:06,940 --> 00:47:09,215 Mr Chauffereau, his wife's father. Is he there? 796 00:47:09,460 --> 00:47:10,336 Hold on. 797 00:47:11,820 --> 00:47:13,253 Jesus Christ! What now? 798 00:47:15,020 --> 00:47:16,373 Your father-in-law. 799 00:47:16,780 --> 00:47:18,498 No, I'm coming down. 800 00:47:18,660 --> 00:47:19,979 I'll be right back. A problem. 801 00:47:20,620 --> 00:47:22,053 Hold on, Mr Chauffeur. 802 00:47:22,220 --> 00:47:25,257 Chauffereau! Not Chauffeur! Get the "r" in the right place! 803 00:47:28,620 --> 00:47:30,053 Get rid of him, we're late. 804 00:47:32,780 --> 00:47:34,657 Hello, I was about to call you. 805 00:47:34,820 --> 00:47:35,457 Is Lolo there? 806 00:47:36,420 --> 00:47:38,138 Not yet, but she soon will be. 807 00:47:38,340 --> 00:47:41,298 It's hell. Your children are as evil as their father's depraved. 808 00:47:41,500 --> 00:47:43,855 Honestly, daddy-in-law, it's all over now! 809 00:47:44,380 --> 00:47:46,940 - Get a move on! - Sure, with this tyrant here! 810 00:47:47,100 --> 00:47:49,295 Look how he's talking to me. It's horrific. 811 00:47:49,500 --> 00:47:50,535 Little Geoffroy... 812 00:47:50,740 --> 00:47:52,696 called grandma a smelly old bat... 813 00:47:52,860 --> 00:47:54,293 and refused to apologize. 814 00:47:54,620 --> 00:47:55,894 He's in the bathroom. 815 00:47:56,060 --> 00:47:57,539 I won't have Louise insulted. 816 00:47:57,700 --> 00:47:59,656 Geoffroy couldn't have said that. 817 00:47:59,820 --> 00:48:00,536 So I'm lying? 818 00:48:00,700 --> 00:48:02,258 Come and get them right now. 819 00:48:02,500 --> 00:48:03,933 They peed in the garden. 820 00:48:04,140 --> 00:48:05,698 But with a father like you... 821 00:48:05,940 --> 00:48:07,658 it's not all that surprising. 822 00:48:07,820 --> 00:48:10,698 I'm going to sort everything out but I can't right now... 823 00:48:10,860 --> 00:48:12,578 Hopeless. I'll call their mother. 824 00:48:12,780 --> 00:48:15,135 That's it! Get Marie-Laurence back for the children. 825 00:48:15,340 --> 00:48:16,898 Maybe you'll convince her. 826 00:48:17,100 --> 00:48:19,136 You're out of your mind! Give me that! 827 00:48:19,340 --> 00:48:21,695 Don't move. We'll come for them, Mr Chauffeur. 828 00:48:21,860 --> 00:48:23,054 Chauffereau! 829 00:48:23,260 --> 00:48:24,295 "R" in the middle! 830 00:48:24,460 --> 00:48:25,859 What's it to do with you? 831 00:48:26,020 --> 00:48:29,057 You've been very kind but keep out of my private life! 832 00:48:29,260 --> 00:48:33,856 You're not going to give up your weekend for his feeble garden. 833 00:48:34,020 --> 00:48:35,738 We'll go over and talk to the kids. 834 00:48:36,260 --> 00:48:39,377 A quick chat with the old fart and it'll all be okay. 835 00:48:39,780 --> 00:48:41,213 She can meet you at Orly. 836 00:48:41,380 --> 00:48:42,813 Isn't that great? 837 00:48:43,460 --> 00:48:43,972 Shall we go? 838 00:48:44,420 --> 00:48:45,375 I'm sorry... 839 00:48:45,540 --> 00:48:47,098 but there's one last problem. 840 00:48:47,300 --> 00:48:48,858 I'll meet you at the airport. 841 00:48:49,020 --> 00:48:50,294 I won't let you go! 842 00:48:50,460 --> 00:48:51,575 It's father-in-law. 843 00:48:51,740 --> 00:48:54,459 If you really want to see Venice, meet me at Orly. 844 00:48:54,740 --> 00:48:57,459 I'm a married man... You can't have me completely. 845 00:48:58,300 --> 00:49:02,578 I was so lucky meeting you. You're a dear friend. 846 00:49:03,260 --> 00:49:03,897 My pleasure. 847 00:49:04,100 --> 00:49:05,977 Your neighbour's car's in the way. 848 00:49:06,980 --> 00:49:09,540 If she's dressed, we can get her to move hers. 849 00:49:09,700 --> 00:49:11,577 Call her. Sound the horn. 850 00:49:15,940 --> 00:49:16,577 Again. 851 00:49:20,100 --> 00:49:22,295 - What? - Angel, your car's in the way. 852 00:49:23,620 --> 00:49:24,257 Cover up! 853 00:49:25,380 --> 00:49:27,575 In that outfit, she'd cause a revolution. 854 00:49:28,900 --> 00:49:30,015 Do me a favour? 855 00:49:30,820 --> 00:49:33,175 Tell me, honestly, what you think of her. 856 00:49:41,620 --> 00:49:42,735 Holy shit! 857 00:49:42,900 --> 00:49:44,015 Not bad, huh? 858 00:49:44,340 --> 00:49:45,773 Marilyn Lemoine. 859 00:49:46,100 --> 00:49:49,775 - Dr Tissot. Your first name? - Rémi. 860 00:49:50,420 --> 00:49:51,535 Pleased to meet you. 861 00:49:51,740 --> 00:49:52,695 I'll move... 862 00:49:53,980 --> 00:49:56,016 Mind the bodywork. What're you doing? 863 00:49:57,660 --> 00:49:58,615 What's wrong? 864 00:50:04,460 --> 00:50:07,020 - We're wasting time. Let's go. - What's wrong? 865 00:50:07,180 --> 00:50:08,738 - Move! - I don't get it... 866 00:50:08,900 --> 00:50:10,015 You can get by. 867 00:50:10,380 --> 00:50:11,176 Be at Orly. 868 00:50:11,340 --> 00:50:12,534 Don't forget! 869 00:50:12,700 --> 00:50:13,416 No way, honey! 870 00:50:15,660 --> 00:50:17,298 - Let's go! - I'm coming. 871 00:50:38,860 --> 00:50:40,418 We held you up a bit. 872 00:50:41,260 --> 00:50:42,818 It's annoying. I'm sorry. 873 00:50:43,180 --> 00:50:45,216 There are times when you forget things. 874 00:50:45,580 --> 00:50:47,013 Even your best friend... 875 00:50:47,820 --> 00:50:50,857 because even if it was always very... 876 00:50:51,020 --> 00:50:54,376 satisfactory with Marie-Laurence, with that chick... 877 00:50:56,140 --> 00:50:57,016 it's 7th heaven! 878 00:50:57,180 --> 00:50:59,535 Keep your smutty confessions to yourself! 879 00:51:00,060 --> 00:51:01,334 Oh, I'm sorry... 880 00:51:02,140 --> 00:51:03,858 It's hard to find normal words... 881 00:51:04,060 --> 00:51:06,096 for what happens between her and me. 882 00:51:06,300 --> 00:51:07,096 Don't bother! 883 00:51:07,740 --> 00:51:08,855 What did you think? 884 00:51:11,740 --> 00:51:14,095 - She disappointed you? - Yeah, that's it. 885 00:51:15,260 --> 00:51:16,375 Aren't we matched? 886 00:51:16,700 --> 00:51:18,258 Yeah, not bad... 887 00:51:18,500 --> 00:51:20,058 You don't match at all! 888 00:51:21,500 --> 00:51:23,536 It's true, she is a bit showy. 889 00:51:23,740 --> 00:51:25,776 - What? - You know, a bit vulgar. 890 00:51:26,300 --> 00:51:28,860 She doesn't have the distinction of a wife. 891 00:51:29,020 --> 00:51:31,898 I mean she's not the type you or I would marry. 892 00:51:32,060 --> 00:51:34,415 But for the old "hubba-hubba"... 893 00:51:35,100 --> 00:51:37,295 there's nothing better, if I may be so bold... 894 00:51:37,500 --> 00:51:39,138 than a free and easy girl. 895 00:51:41,020 --> 00:51:42,658 Cut the filth, okay! 896 00:51:42,860 --> 00:51:44,054 Want to say tu? Fine. 897 00:51:48,380 --> 00:51:51,895 I'm sorry. I've told you so many trivial secrets... 898 00:51:52,540 --> 00:51:55,896 But it's hard not to share things like that with a friend. 899 00:51:56,060 --> 00:51:56,856 Shut your trap! 900 00:52:04,540 --> 00:52:06,895 - Slow down, you almost hit him. - Didn't notice. 901 00:52:07,100 --> 00:52:08,215 He noticed you! 902 00:52:13,660 --> 00:52:14,775 Hang on, Henriette! 903 00:52:31,260 --> 00:52:32,454 - Where now? - Take... 904 00:52:34,300 --> 00:52:35,255 Left to Bourmilly. 905 00:52:36,700 --> 00:52:39,055 You mustn't get the wrong idea about Marilyn. 906 00:52:39,580 --> 00:52:41,298 She's not obsessed by sex. Really. 907 00:52:41,500 --> 00:52:43,218 She's an intellectual too... 908 00:52:43,580 --> 00:52:47,175 and she's going through hell with her husband right now. 909 00:52:47,940 --> 00:52:50,135 He's a real dumb brute, she tells me. 910 00:52:53,980 --> 00:52:55,698 Emergency. Get me a coffee. 911 00:52:56,220 --> 00:52:58,097 Are you sure? You're already jumpy. 912 00:52:58,780 --> 00:53:01,658 I'll get one too. It'll buck me up. 913 00:53:02,460 --> 00:53:03,734 How's it going? 914 00:53:03,980 --> 00:53:06,540 Zargas called from his private jet. He's on his way. 915 00:53:06,700 --> 00:53:08,258 He's landing at 4.30 p. m. 916 00:53:12,700 --> 00:53:13,496 One question. 917 00:53:14,620 --> 00:53:17,817 Who chose Lt Foureau to seduce the mike's husband? 918 00:53:18,140 --> 00:53:19,255 I think you did, sir. 919 00:53:19,540 --> 00:53:21,656 I know that. Who had the idea of choosing her? 920 00:53:21,860 --> 00:53:24,818 I think you'll have to ask General Masse... He... 921 00:53:25,020 --> 00:53:27,580 Well, all I know is that I volunteered... 922 00:53:27,740 --> 00:53:29,458 and they said I was too young. 923 00:53:29,700 --> 00:53:32,214 That's for sure. Well, Masse or no Masse... 924 00:53:32,380 --> 00:53:33,813 I'll dump him somewhere... 925 00:53:33,980 --> 00:53:37,336 'cos I'm not letting him fly off to Venice with my girl... 926 00:53:37,500 --> 00:53:39,775 on the taxpayer's money, dammit! 927 00:53:39,980 --> 00:53:41,015 I fully understand. 928 00:53:41,220 --> 00:53:44,496 No one blames you for cracking up, least of all me, Philippe. 929 00:53:44,860 --> 00:53:46,737 Don't use that tone of voice with me! 930 00:53:46,940 --> 00:53:49,977 Keep your distances, kid. I don't care what you think. 931 00:53:50,340 --> 00:53:53,457 I'm not cracking up. I just felt down for a second. 932 00:53:53,620 --> 00:53:56,657 I'll dump him at Orly. And never mention this again. 933 00:53:58,900 --> 00:54:00,379 Move, I haven't got all day. 934 00:54:05,540 --> 00:54:07,815 Is this seminary in Venice with the Japanese a joke? 935 00:54:08,420 --> 00:54:10,217 - No, daddy-in-law. - Banza:i:! 936 00:54:11,500 --> 00:54:12,979 Quiet, we can't hear. 937 00:54:13,140 --> 00:54:15,574 I don't want to be mean but I'm surprised... 938 00:54:15,780 --> 00:54:18,340 someone like you can advise Japanese companies. 939 00:54:18,780 --> 00:54:20,498 I told you to be careful. 940 00:54:20,700 --> 00:54:22,099 You knocked the table... 941 00:54:22,460 --> 00:54:23,859 and Louise's figures. 942 00:54:24,020 --> 00:54:27,535 Forgive him. He's so eager to see me and apologize to nana. 943 00:54:27,740 --> 00:54:29,458 Apologize and give her a kiss. 944 00:54:29,620 --> 00:54:30,735 I'm sorry, nana. 945 00:54:31,940 --> 00:54:33,339 No, she prickles! 946 00:54:33,940 --> 00:54:35,293 What did you say, Benoît? 947 00:54:35,740 --> 00:54:37,617 Benoît, come back here. 948 00:54:37,820 --> 00:54:39,697 That's permissive education for you... 949 00:54:39,860 --> 00:54:41,896 parents are buddies and grandparents jerks! 950 00:54:42,100 --> 00:54:43,658 Couldn't agree more! 951 00:54:45,460 --> 00:54:48,179 So you're his cousin the doctor? 952 00:54:48,500 --> 00:54:49,933 Cousin once removed. 953 00:54:50,100 --> 00:54:52,978 On what side? His father's side or his mother's? 954 00:54:53,900 --> 00:54:54,855 Mother's, I think. 955 00:54:55,220 --> 00:54:56,414 You aren't sure? 956 00:54:57,140 --> 00:54:59,495 Well, you know, I'm not the family type. 957 00:54:59,940 --> 00:55:02,659 It's funny. Geneviêve never mentioned you. 958 00:55:02,820 --> 00:55:04,856 It's okay. Benoît will kiss nana. 959 00:55:05,540 --> 00:55:07,735 He's promised to be good now, haven't you? 960 00:55:08,100 --> 00:55:11,297 So this cousin I don't know is one of your mother's family? 961 00:55:12,100 --> 00:55:15,536 No, my father's. Jean's side. Mother is an only child. 962 00:55:15,740 --> 00:55:17,617 He just told me the opposite! 963 00:55:19,100 --> 00:55:20,374 Weird, it just fell! 964 00:55:20,540 --> 00:55:21,973 You smashed my figures! 965 00:55:22,140 --> 00:55:23,698 We'd love to stay but... 966 00:55:27,420 --> 00:55:30,298 What else did Marilyn tell you about her husband? 967 00:55:30,580 --> 00:55:31,376 I don't know. 968 00:55:32,420 --> 00:55:34,297 A flood of recriminations, poor thing! 969 00:55:34,500 --> 00:55:36,218 Really? What, for instance? 970 00:55:37,060 --> 00:55:40,257 Well, he's pretty basic. A fat lump with a pea for a brain. 971 00:55:40,740 --> 00:55:44,255 That's not too bad. The worst part is the sex... 972 00:55:45,380 --> 00:55:49,817 You'll laugh but this poor guy, at the crucial moment... 973 00:55:50,020 --> 00:55:51,294 see what I mean... 974 00:55:51,460 --> 00:55:54,179 well, he has these thundering sneezing fits! 975 00:55:54,340 --> 00:55:56,217 It ruins everything. He's impotent. 976 00:55:56,740 --> 00:55:58,458 We can laugh, but it must be awful. 977 00:55:58,660 --> 00:55:59,775 You believed that? 978 00:56:00,420 --> 00:56:02,615 It's possible. With me though, she really goes wild. 979 00:56:02,820 --> 00:56:04,094 There's something... 980 00:56:04,260 --> 00:56:07,138 It's my calm, reassuring side that charmed her away... 981 00:56:07,300 --> 00:56:08,858 from that pathetic ape. 982 00:56:09,220 --> 00:56:10,494 You're reassuring?! 983 00:56:11,140 --> 00:56:14,177 You'd be surprised how many women... 984 00:56:14,820 --> 00:56:16,697 feel safe with pipe-smokers. 985 00:56:16,900 --> 00:56:19,255 There was a survey in VSD magazine. 986 00:56:19,940 --> 00:56:23,933 70% of the women interviewed... 987 00:56:24,260 --> 00:56:26,979 said they'd rather their husband smoke a pipe. 988 00:56:28,100 --> 00:56:30,819 The smell of tobacco in cars makes me sick. 989 00:56:31,460 --> 00:56:33,018 I'd have put it out. 990 00:56:33,220 --> 00:56:34,858 It was a real meerschaum... 991 00:56:35,060 --> 00:56:36,778 that my wife gave me. 992 00:56:36,980 --> 00:56:38,015 I'm allergic. 993 00:56:38,980 --> 00:56:39,537 I see... 994 00:56:40,740 --> 00:56:43,300 Funny, allergies are this century's illness. 995 00:56:48,260 --> 00:56:49,534 - Are you married? - No. 996 00:56:50,180 --> 00:56:52,899 Really? You don't want to or you're still looking? 997 00:56:53,220 --> 00:56:54,653 Mind your own business! 998 00:57:05,100 --> 00:57:07,136 It's very kind to have driven me here. 999 00:57:12,140 --> 00:57:13,095 Sweetheart! 1000 00:57:16,140 --> 00:57:18,495 I managed to escape father-in-law's clutches. 1001 00:57:25,900 --> 00:57:28,255 Why did you ask Dr Tissot to come in here? 1002 00:57:28,460 --> 00:57:29,575 He needn't have. 1003 00:57:29,740 --> 00:57:31,617 I didn't ask him. He insisted. 1004 00:57:31,820 --> 00:57:33,856 My case is heavy and my leg's still weak. 1005 00:57:34,060 --> 00:57:35,857 He's probably got better to do. 1006 00:57:36,060 --> 00:57:36,776 I've time. 1007 00:57:37,820 --> 00:57:39,378 We haven't, we're late. 1008 00:57:39,620 --> 00:57:41,656 Come on, your case can go as hand luggage. 1009 00:57:41,860 --> 00:57:44,454 Oh no, I hate being weighed down. 1010 00:57:44,620 --> 00:57:45,735 I'll be right back. 1011 00:57:55,660 --> 00:57:57,696 Thanks for the serenade at his place. 1012 00:57:57,900 --> 00:57:59,936 You can mix business and pleasure, I see. 1013 00:58:00,140 --> 00:58:02,335 For pity's sake! It's bad enough as it is! 1014 00:58:02,540 --> 00:58:05,896 Yeah? So what was all that hideous, obscene wailing about? 1015 00:58:06,060 --> 00:58:07,175 That's not like you. 1016 00:58:07,340 --> 00:58:09,695 Don't be stupid. I was faking it for him. 1017 00:58:09,900 --> 00:58:11,618 So why don't you fake it for me? 1018 00:58:12,300 --> 00:58:15,975 And you told him about my being allergic and impotent. 1019 00:58:16,300 --> 00:58:17,415 Why impotent? 1020 00:58:17,580 --> 00:58:18,535 What d'you mean? 1021 00:58:18,700 --> 00:58:21,260 That lie you told him about my allergies... 1022 00:58:21,740 --> 00:58:23,776 That I always sneeze just when... 1023 00:58:24,940 --> 00:58:27,613 So? You have lots of allergies? It happens, right? 1024 00:58:27,780 --> 00:58:29,338 Never just then! 1025 00:58:29,500 --> 00:58:32,139 I embellished a little, just to hook him. 1026 00:58:32,620 --> 00:58:34,178 What do I look like now? 1027 00:58:34,540 --> 00:58:37,737 Who does who look like? Are you Marilyn's husband? 1028 00:58:38,540 --> 00:58:41,418 Just calm down, Shark, we're on a mission. 1029 00:58:42,380 --> 00:58:46,976 Elementary. You're right, lieutenant. 1030 00:58:47,180 --> 00:58:49,535 Honey... Give me your ticket. 1031 00:58:49,900 --> 00:58:52,460 You're in non-smoking. I'll never last till Venice. 1032 00:58:55,420 --> 00:58:56,773 What an asshole! 1033 00:58:57,420 --> 00:58:59,775 Get lost, Phil! You'll ruin everything! 1034 00:59:00,780 --> 00:59:02,054 Don't worry! 1035 00:59:04,940 --> 00:59:06,055 Fucking hell! 1036 00:59:10,220 --> 00:59:11,778 He didn't say goodbye. 1037 00:59:12,620 --> 00:59:14,497 Fancy old Tissot just leaving like that. 1038 00:59:20,460 --> 00:59:21,734 Doctor! Emergency! 1039 00:59:22,220 --> 00:59:24,780 I don't care, I've got a copy here. 1040 00:59:39,340 --> 00:59:42,059 - Give me another then! - Hey! Hey, you! 1041 00:59:46,700 --> 00:59:49,055 You're not going to try them all now! 1042 00:59:49,260 --> 00:59:52,138 Sweetheart, I can't choose a pipe just like that. 1043 00:59:53,420 --> 00:59:55,695 I'll have this one. Hey, Tissot's back. 1044 01:00:11,660 --> 01:00:13,218 I won't let you ruin your life. 1045 01:00:13,420 --> 01:00:15,615 Your wife loves you, your kids need you... 1046 01:00:15,820 --> 01:00:16,616 Benoît, Guillain... 1047 01:00:16,780 --> 01:00:17,735 Not Guillain. 1048 01:00:17,900 --> 01:00:20,095 Shut up! You'll lose your job, your home... 1049 01:00:20,300 --> 01:00:22,495 your wife's parents' money. And for what? 1050 01:00:22,700 --> 01:00:25,055 3 days nookie with a floozy you hardly know! 1051 01:00:25,260 --> 01:00:26,215 Dr Tissot! 1052 01:00:26,540 --> 01:00:29,498 I hope you have a good reason for such irresponsibility... 1053 01:00:29,700 --> 01:00:30,257 and vulgarity! 1054 01:00:30,460 --> 01:00:31,734 - It's a bit much... - Shut it! 1055 01:00:31,900 --> 01:00:34,778 Keep out of this, Isabelle. You've done enough damage. 1056 01:00:34,940 --> 01:00:36,055 Sorry, excuse me... 1057 01:00:37,180 --> 01:00:39,216 Her name's Marilyn, you're confused... 1058 01:00:39,380 --> 01:00:41,655 More than confused, he's off his trolley! 1059 01:00:41,820 --> 01:00:43,538 He doesn't realize what he's doing. 1060 01:00:43,740 --> 01:00:46,777 I say it's scandalous to destroy a French family... 1061 01:00:46,940 --> 01:00:49,135 for reasons of State, with filth like this! 1062 01:00:49,340 --> 01:00:51,376 The President told me that this morning. 1063 01:00:54,340 --> 01:00:57,298 Keep the President out of this. Find a better argument. 1064 01:00:57,500 --> 01:00:59,377 Go home, lieutenant. That's an order! 1065 01:00:59,580 --> 01:01:01,457 You're completely out of your mind! 1066 01:01:01,660 --> 01:01:03,218 Exactly, he's a lunatic! 1067 01:01:03,420 --> 01:01:04,978 Go home! You're pathetic! 1068 01:01:05,180 --> 01:01:07,375 I've heard enough. We've a plane to catch. 1069 01:01:07,540 --> 01:01:10,293 Just splash some water on your face and get... 1070 01:01:10,780 --> 01:01:13,340 If you touch her again, I'll tear you apart. 1071 01:01:14,300 --> 01:01:16,177 If you sleep with him, I'll kill him. 1072 01:01:23,740 --> 01:01:26,618 Look, Isabelle, this isn't the husband or the lover speaking. 1073 01:01:26,780 --> 01:01:29,977 This is the captain ordering the lieutenant to stop. Okay? 1074 01:01:30,140 --> 01:01:32,495 When an officer acts against the State... 1075 01:01:32,660 --> 01:01:33,934 my duty is to disobey. 1076 01:01:34,100 --> 01:01:35,215 You pathetic fool! 1077 01:01:35,540 --> 01:01:36,973 Want an anti-State slap? 1078 01:01:37,140 --> 01:01:39,700 Let me leave with him or I'll report you to Masse... 1079 01:01:39,860 --> 01:01:41,134 for court-martial. 1080 01:01:41,780 --> 01:01:44,135 - My flight's... - Shut up! What do I care? 1081 01:01:44,300 --> 01:01:46,655 Turn me in if you want but I'll deal with him. 1082 01:01:47,980 --> 01:01:48,776 Come here, you! 1083 01:02:00,780 --> 01:02:01,576 Jesus! 1084 01:02:03,020 --> 01:02:04,453 Can you get it down? 1085 01:02:04,660 --> 01:02:07,015 Sorry, mister, you'll need to see the pound. 1086 01:02:07,380 --> 01:02:08,813 Come on, climb up. 1087 01:02:08,980 --> 01:02:10,538 - Move it! - Where're we going? 1088 01:02:11,540 --> 01:02:12,655 Dreux. Get in. 1089 01:02:12,820 --> 01:02:14,378 - No. Calm down. - Get in! 1090 01:02:14,580 --> 01:02:16,775 - Hey, mister! - Get lost! 1091 01:02:24,820 --> 01:02:25,775 You can't... 1092 01:02:45,140 --> 01:02:47,176 I didn't realize you liked her so much. 1093 01:02:47,700 --> 01:02:48,496 Well I do! 1094 01:02:48,660 --> 01:02:51,857 Yeah... Look, Tissot, we're both worn out... 1095 01:02:52,020 --> 01:02:54,375 We're both getting angry. We should just stop... 1096 01:02:54,580 --> 01:02:56,935 and talk this over man to man. 1097 01:02:57,620 --> 01:03:00,976 I think it's really nice of you to worry about my family. Really! 1098 01:03:02,260 --> 01:03:05,775 Even if you're a little rough sometimes... 1099 01:03:05,940 --> 01:03:08,818 I wholeheartedly share your views on the family and... 1100 01:03:08,980 --> 01:03:09,935 Good! 1101 01:03:10,140 --> 01:03:11,698 I'd never leave my wife... 1102 01:03:11,900 --> 01:03:13,777 who's very worthy and upstanding... 1103 01:03:14,140 --> 01:03:15,095 even if... 1104 01:03:15,260 --> 01:03:18,696 I was going to have 2 days off with that... that broad! 1105 01:03:19,540 --> 01:03:21,258 Don't talk about her like that! 1106 01:03:21,460 --> 01:03:23,815 That broad as you call her is my girl! 1107 01:03:24,020 --> 01:03:25,294 Get it, blockhead? 1108 01:03:27,220 --> 01:03:27,857 Sure! 1109 01:03:28,340 --> 01:03:30,900 She's your girl. It's logical. Fine. 1110 01:03:32,500 --> 01:03:34,855 Girls like her are anybody's. 1111 01:03:35,060 --> 01:03:37,779 She's yours, she's mine, she's the garage attendant's... 1112 01:03:37,940 --> 01:03:40,818 she's the policeman's. Lay down your money, it's bedtime! 1113 01:03:41,140 --> 01:03:44,018 I don't mind, you can have her if you want her. 1114 01:03:44,180 --> 01:03:46,057 You can have my ticket for Venice. 1115 01:03:46,900 --> 01:03:48,777 Drop me anywhere and go to her. 1116 01:03:48,980 --> 01:03:50,174 She's something else! 1117 01:03:51,380 --> 01:03:52,938 Are you really that dumb? 1118 01:03:53,140 --> 01:03:56,018 She only slept with you because I ordered her to. 1119 01:03:56,180 --> 01:03:59,695 D'you understand? It was for France. 1120 01:04:00,340 --> 01:04:02,217 I hadn't thought of that. Why not? 1121 01:04:02,580 --> 01:04:03,535 For France... 1122 01:04:06,740 --> 01:04:08,617 Try driving with your eyes open! 1123 01:04:18,260 --> 01:04:19,693 You should slow down. 1124 01:04:20,660 --> 01:04:22,093 There are police ahead. 1125 01:04:34,420 --> 01:04:36,138 I should've taken full insurance. 1126 01:04:44,020 --> 01:04:46,215 Your beeper. Another emergency. 1127 01:04:48,580 --> 01:04:50,059 Call the bus. 1128 01:04:53,980 --> 01:04:55,698 Go on, I'll just wait here. 1129 01:04:59,420 --> 01:05:00,853 - Come here. - What the hell... 1130 01:05:01,020 --> 01:05:01,975 - Get in. - What... 1131 01:05:02,140 --> 01:05:03,698 You disappoint me, Tissot. 1132 01:05:03,900 --> 01:05:06,255 I thought we were better friends than this. 1133 01:05:12,540 --> 01:05:14,098 Shark here. What is it? 1134 01:05:14,300 --> 01:05:16,495 At last! They're landing early. 1135 01:05:16,700 --> 01:05:18,258 They left with the mike. 1136 01:05:19,740 --> 01:05:20,536 Listen. 1137 01:05:29,340 --> 01:05:31,217 Shall I follow or wait for you? 1138 01:05:31,380 --> 01:05:33,496 Shit! Launch Phase 2! 1139 01:05:33,660 --> 01:05:35,218 Close tail, take no risks. 1140 01:05:35,420 --> 01:05:37,775 Receiver on the front seat, under a rug. 1141 01:05:37,980 --> 01:05:39,698 Earphones hidden by a scarf. 1142 01:05:39,900 --> 01:05:42,937 Go for it and don't panic, kid! Don't panic! 1143 01:05:43,180 --> 01:05:46,058 Why're you shouting, Philippe? I'm perfectly calm. 1144 01:05:46,220 --> 01:05:48,973 I'm shouting 'cos you should have already left. 1145 01:05:49,140 --> 01:05:50,095 Jump to it, woman! 1146 01:05:57,500 --> 01:05:58,296 What's up? 1147 01:05:58,460 --> 01:05:59,415 I'm stifling! 1148 01:05:59,580 --> 01:06:01,138 For pity's sake, let me out! 1149 01:06:01,380 --> 01:06:02,779 Stop it, I'll let you out. 1150 01:06:03,260 --> 01:06:05,296 I want your word of honor you'll calm down. 1151 01:06:05,660 --> 01:06:06,456 I swear! 1152 01:06:07,740 --> 01:06:09,173 Great, the lock's jammed. 1153 01:06:09,340 --> 01:06:11,900 No, please. Don't leave me here to die. 1154 01:06:12,060 --> 01:06:13,015 Cover your eyes! 1155 01:06:13,220 --> 01:06:14,938 Why? What are you going to do? 1156 01:06:30,820 --> 01:06:33,698 - Don't damage anything. - Just cool it. 1157 01:06:35,460 --> 01:06:36,017 What's that? 1158 01:06:36,420 --> 01:06:37,375 Just something. 1159 01:06:37,540 --> 01:06:40,418 What're you doing? 1160 01:06:43,780 --> 01:06:44,417 How did you... 1161 01:06:44,580 --> 01:06:46,298 You opened it like a can of beans! 1162 01:06:49,060 --> 01:06:50,015 Get in, quick! 1163 01:06:50,180 --> 01:06:51,295 I'll need a new one. 1164 01:06:51,460 --> 01:06:53,178 I bet the guarantee won't cover it. 1165 01:06:54,180 --> 01:06:55,738 Jesus, it's a brand-new car! 1166 01:07:00,220 --> 01:07:01,778 - Where now? - An emergency! 1167 01:07:04,060 --> 01:07:05,778 You're a pretty impulsive guy, huh? 1168 01:07:06,300 --> 01:07:07,858 I have to be in my job. 1169 01:07:08,380 --> 01:07:10,940 You know as a psychological consultant... 1170 01:07:11,100 --> 01:07:12,215 I see some nutcases! 1171 01:07:12,420 --> 01:07:13,853 Even in companies... 1172 01:07:14,020 --> 01:07:17,854 you see that psychological problems are nearly always linked... 1173 01:07:18,020 --> 01:07:18,975 to sex. 1174 01:07:21,060 --> 01:07:23,415 It's clear that for some people, intelligence... 1175 01:07:23,580 --> 01:07:26,299 and I don't mean this for you, can be a handicap. 1176 01:07:27,860 --> 01:07:30,579 I always say, you'll find a shoe to fit you... 1177 01:07:31,220 --> 01:07:33,780 but I also say... 1178 01:07:33,940 --> 01:07:36,659 if you force your way into the wrong-sized shoe... 1179 01:07:36,820 --> 01:07:39,015 you hurt your foot... and ruin the shoe. 1180 01:07:40,180 --> 01:07:42,057 What's all this shoe business? 1181 01:07:42,420 --> 01:07:43,375 Nothing, Tissot. 1182 01:07:44,020 --> 01:07:45,738 As a doctor, you should know... 1183 01:07:45,940 --> 01:07:48,135 there's nothing shameful about psychoanalysis. 1184 01:07:48,820 --> 01:07:51,095 - What? - It may cure your sexual hang-ups. 1185 01:08:20,540 --> 01:08:21,973 We haven't eaten yet! 1186 01:08:23,940 --> 01:08:26,215 If I skip lunch, I'm not 100% after. 1187 01:08:26,780 --> 01:08:28,657 That's tough. Now shut it! 1188 01:08:31,100 --> 01:08:32,374 My stomach's gurgling. 1189 01:08:36,860 --> 01:08:38,578 My case is in Venice by now... 1190 01:08:38,780 --> 01:08:40,657 with a linen suit I've never worn. 1191 01:08:45,180 --> 01:08:47,216 The bodyguards are armed. Is that normal? 1192 01:08:47,500 --> 01:08:49,377 His life has been threatened. 1193 01:08:49,580 --> 01:08:52,299 He has to protect himself. He doesn't enjoy it. 1194 01:08:52,780 --> 01:08:54,338 It's very impressive. 1195 01:08:55,180 --> 01:08:56,374 I can smell the gunsmoke. 1196 01:09:21,740 --> 01:09:22,695 Where were you? 1197 01:09:22,980 --> 01:09:25,699 Sorry, sir. It wasn't a very precise rendez-vous. 1198 01:09:25,860 --> 01:09:28,055 Not very smart. Get the gear, fast! 1199 01:09:35,940 --> 01:09:37,055 You know Fatty? 1200 01:09:37,540 --> 01:09:38,814 Shut up or I'll do you! 1201 01:09:42,340 --> 01:09:44,900 I don't want to be a nuisance but she's mad. 1202 01:09:45,300 --> 01:09:48,656 She shouted obscenities at me with my wife listening earlier. 1203 01:09:48,820 --> 01:09:49,616 Can it! 1204 01:09:50,100 --> 01:09:52,455 That's the mike's husband. What's he doing here? 1205 01:09:52,660 --> 01:09:54,093 I brought him. It's best. 1206 01:09:54,420 --> 01:09:56,297 - You're sure? - I know what I'm doing. 1207 01:09:59,140 --> 01:10:01,495 We can't use this. Get the sound gun. 1208 01:10:08,900 --> 01:10:10,174 I get it now! 1209 01:10:11,140 --> 01:10:13,176 If you're a doctor, I'm a Chinaman. 1210 01:10:14,660 --> 01:10:16,218 You're escaped lunatics. 1211 01:10:16,740 --> 01:10:19,459 You strangled your doctors and took their place! 1212 01:10:20,260 --> 01:10:21,693 Just my luck! 1213 01:10:42,580 --> 01:10:44,298 No, it's working. Come on, Garcia! 1214 01:10:44,500 --> 01:10:46,058 It isn't ready yet. 1215 01:10:49,300 --> 01:10:51,177 Forget it. Pick it up later. 1216 01:10:53,460 --> 01:10:54,575 Get over here! 1217 01:10:54,740 --> 01:10:55,695 Look out... 1218 01:11:22,300 --> 01:11:26,293 I don't want to criticize but we shouldn't have brought him. 1219 01:11:26,620 --> 01:11:28,053 No choice. Shut it. 1220 01:11:28,540 --> 01:11:31,418 That's all he says: Shut it! Can it! I'll do you! 1221 01:11:31,580 --> 01:11:32,535 Shut it! 1222 01:11:32,860 --> 01:11:34,293 There, I told you so. 1223 01:11:39,580 --> 01:11:42,299 The colonel apologizes for bringing his army... 1224 01:11:42,460 --> 01:11:44,337 but his life has been threatened... 1225 01:11:44,540 --> 01:11:47,259 by the Communist rabble of the Pathway of Light. 1226 01:11:47,460 --> 01:11:48,893 To help the cause... 1227 01:11:49,140 --> 01:11:50,334 of democracy... 1228 01:11:50,500 --> 01:11:51,899 That's Lolo! It's her! 1229 01:11:52,060 --> 01:11:55,257 Your wife? All voices sound alike with these tiny mikes. 1230 01:12:02,100 --> 01:12:04,136 He asked if I'm staying at the embassy... 1231 01:12:04,340 --> 01:12:05,614 or at his hotel. 1232 01:12:05,940 --> 01:12:07,817 It's embarrassing. What do I say? 1233 01:12:08,020 --> 01:12:10,375 He just said he thinks I'm very attractive. 1234 01:12:11,180 --> 01:12:12,295 That's a bit much. 1235 01:12:12,460 --> 01:12:14,815 Do whatever you feel like doing. 1236 01:12:15,020 --> 01:12:17,534 Oh no, he's very nice but... 1237 01:12:17,700 --> 01:12:20,260 We should record it for later because of... 1238 01:12:21,060 --> 01:12:23,096 She sounds just like Lolo. Unbelievable! 1239 01:12:23,300 --> 01:12:26,019 He's a odd bod, he keeps propositioning me. 1240 01:12:26,180 --> 01:12:28,740 Let's not exaggerate, Mrs Granianski. 1241 01:12:28,900 --> 01:12:30,777 It is her! It's her! It's Lolo! 1242 01:12:31,140 --> 01:12:32,858 You're tailing her? What is all this? 1243 01:12:46,020 --> 01:12:47,897 What's going on, Mrs Granianski? 1244 01:12:49,380 --> 01:12:51,098 They think we're being followed. 1245 01:12:51,300 --> 01:12:53,495 They want permission to check. 1246 01:12:54,020 --> 01:12:55,738 Okay, but discreetly. 1247 01:12:56,900 --> 01:12:58,015 We're in France... 1248 01:12:58,220 --> 01:12:59,778 not Colombia. 1249 01:13:17,420 --> 01:13:18,216 What was that? 1250 01:13:19,660 --> 01:13:21,378 Something about "precautions"... 1251 01:13:23,340 --> 01:13:24,136 We're rumbled! 1252 01:13:42,060 --> 01:13:44,096 Jesus! Just like Bogota! Real tough guys! 1253 01:13:44,300 --> 01:13:45,733 You can say that again. 1254 01:13:50,700 --> 01:13:51,974 Okay, we lost them. 1255 01:14:12,460 --> 01:14:14,496 Where do we go now? 1256 01:14:29,260 --> 01:14:30,534 Why did they shoot? 1257 01:14:31,820 --> 01:14:33,538 How the hell do we get out now? 1258 01:14:33,740 --> 01:14:35,776 A brand-new car. Look at the state it's in! 1259 01:14:47,660 --> 01:14:50,857 Jesus, Dr Tissot! No... No! I'm tied up! 1260 01:15:02,700 --> 01:15:04,258 Help! 1261 01:15:26,060 --> 01:15:27,493 Tissot, I'm tied up! 1262 01:15:35,660 --> 01:15:36,456 My bag. 1263 01:15:56,460 --> 01:15:57,734 I got him, sir! 1264 01:16:16,060 --> 01:16:17,778 Okay, Garcia? No harm done? 1265 01:16:17,980 --> 01:16:19,413 Not a scratch, sir! 1266 01:16:19,580 --> 01:16:21,298 Let's get your car and go. 1267 01:16:21,500 --> 01:16:22,774 What about me? 1268 01:16:22,940 --> 01:16:24,658 Just give us a break, will you. 1269 01:16:24,860 --> 01:16:25,656 But you... 1270 01:16:25,820 --> 01:16:27,378 - Reason of State, okay? - What? 1271 01:16:27,580 --> 01:16:28,217 I'll explain. 1272 01:16:28,540 --> 01:16:31,259 I need to infiltrate a top-level meeting in Paris. 1273 01:16:31,420 --> 01:16:33,615 The poor embassy interpreter... 1274 01:16:33,820 --> 01:16:37,813 is retained in Dreux for her wedding anniversary. 1275 01:16:37,980 --> 01:16:41,177 So you set up a simple bit of manipulation with a girl... 1276 01:16:41,340 --> 01:16:44,059 who makes the nerd feel like Cary Grant. 1277 01:16:44,220 --> 01:16:45,016 Get it? 1278 01:16:45,180 --> 01:16:47,057 No way, I don't believe a word! 1279 01:16:47,220 --> 01:16:49,097 Marilyn loves me and you're jealous! 1280 01:16:49,300 --> 01:16:52,337 You dumb fuck! Where d'you think the photos came from? 1281 01:16:52,500 --> 01:16:55,856 Some spiteful character envious of my standing in Dreux. 1282 01:16:57,260 --> 01:16:58,534 No one envies you. 1283 01:16:58,700 --> 01:17:00,577 We set it up to wreck your marriage. 1284 01:17:00,780 --> 01:17:03,897 A girl like Isabelle would never have bothered with you normally. 1285 01:17:04,100 --> 01:17:07,456 'Cos if you think for one minute that you sent her to 7th heaven... 1286 01:17:07,620 --> 01:17:09,178 You're way off the mark! 1287 01:17:10,500 --> 01:17:11,694 She was faking it all. 1288 01:17:13,340 --> 01:17:14,295 Go home now! 1289 01:17:14,460 --> 01:17:17,179 And not a word about any of this or else... 1290 01:17:27,900 --> 01:17:29,777 I haven't any sexual hang-ups, okay? 1291 01:17:30,300 --> 01:17:30,937 Okay. 1292 01:17:32,540 --> 01:17:33,814 Come on, we're off. 1293 01:17:45,500 --> 01:17:46,774 What did he say? 1294 01:17:46,940 --> 01:17:50,774 That my almond-shaped eyes are as deep as his dog's... 1295 01:17:51,100 --> 01:17:53,898 Mantequila, who is very playful. 1296 01:18:11,420 --> 01:18:13,615 What're you doing here, sir? Is Zargas here? 1297 01:18:13,820 --> 01:18:17,017 One moment, captain. Cadet, go inside the hotel. 1298 01:18:17,180 --> 01:18:20,058 Elevator B, for Bertha to the 7th floor, room 705. 1299 01:18:20,220 --> 01:18:21,335 3 short knocks... 1300 01:18:21,660 --> 01:18:23,093 2 long, 5 short... 1301 01:18:23,420 --> 01:18:24,535 and 2 long. 1302 01:18:24,740 --> 01:18:26,298 - Isabelle'll let you in. - Isabelle's here? 1303 01:18:26,460 --> 01:18:29,099 That's funny, sir, 3 short, 2 long... 1304 01:18:29,260 --> 01:18:30,454 5 short and 2 long... 1305 01:18:30,940 --> 01:18:31,736 make SNOUF in Morse. 1306 01:18:32,060 --> 01:18:33,334 No comment. Move! 1307 01:18:35,100 --> 01:18:36,055 Come with me. 1308 01:18:38,140 --> 01:18:39,573 Isabelle told you... 1309 01:18:49,180 --> 01:18:49,976 Your gun. 1310 01:18:50,700 --> 01:18:52,133 I know how it looks... 1311 01:18:52,300 --> 01:18:54,177 but she was falling for that nerd. 1312 01:18:54,380 --> 01:18:56,098 It would have ruined everything. 1313 01:18:56,300 --> 01:18:58,575 Shut up. You're not a Shark, you're a wet blanket. 1314 01:18:59,180 --> 01:19:00,898 Isabelle is an excellent agent... 1315 01:19:01,100 --> 01:19:02,215 whom I trust completely. 1316 01:19:02,420 --> 01:19:04,217 That's why she's now heading the operation. 1317 01:19:04,620 --> 01:19:05,735 You can't do this! 1318 01:19:05,900 --> 01:19:08,460 Like hell I can't. Go home, take a vacation. 1319 01:19:09,740 --> 01:19:12,618 How would you react if Madeleine got bonked like that? 1320 01:19:12,780 --> 01:19:14,975 My Madeleine? Are you crazy, Boulier? 1321 01:19:15,340 --> 01:19:16,295 Sorry, sir. 1322 01:19:17,580 --> 01:19:18,535 Good day. 1323 01:19:30,220 --> 01:19:31,778 Come in! Gear on the bed! 1324 01:19:34,860 --> 01:19:37,135 I'm flattered to be working with you. 1325 01:19:37,340 --> 01:19:40,059 Unpack the gear! This is Private Grangé. 1326 01:19:40,380 --> 01:19:43,417 - Delphine Grangé, delighted. - How d'you do? 1327 01:19:43,580 --> 01:19:45,298 Ever seen action before? 1328 01:19:45,660 --> 01:19:48,697 No, it's my first time. It's really scary. 1329 01:19:51,900 --> 01:19:52,537 Let's record. 1330 01:20:00,700 --> 01:20:01,815 Where're you going? 1331 01:20:01,980 --> 01:20:04,016 Give me a break, cop, or you're finished! 1332 01:20:04,220 --> 01:20:05,938 This cop tortures people. 1333 01:20:06,140 --> 01:20:06,936 Mind your arm. 1334 01:20:07,100 --> 01:20:09,978 Yeah, that's it. An "accident". He's breaking my arm! 1335 01:20:10,460 --> 01:20:11,017 No kidding! 1336 01:20:11,420 --> 01:20:12,375 Shut it! 1337 01:20:12,580 --> 01:20:14,457 A cop can do what he likes, huh? 1338 01:20:14,660 --> 01:20:16,218 - What're you after? - My wife. 1339 01:20:16,420 --> 01:20:18,775 You haven't heard the last of this either. 1340 01:20:20,980 --> 01:20:21,935 Want my photo? 1341 01:20:22,180 --> 01:20:22,976 Think first. 1342 01:20:23,460 --> 01:20:27,453 Murder disguised as an accident... It happens all the time, remember. 1343 01:20:32,740 --> 01:20:33,695 What're you up to? 1344 01:20:33,860 --> 01:20:36,579 I come sometimes for a raspberry champagne. 1345 01:20:36,740 --> 01:20:37,536 Best in Paris. 1346 01:20:37,700 --> 01:20:39,418 A connoisseur... 1347 01:20:39,620 --> 01:20:42,817 Come to the bar. I've a question or two for you. 1348 01:20:43,580 --> 01:20:45,298 - Mrs Granianski, please. - Who, sir? 1349 01:20:45,500 --> 01:20:47,218 She's translating for some officer. 1350 01:20:47,420 --> 01:20:49,775 - Sorry, sir? - I'm her husband. I must see her. 1351 01:20:50,020 --> 01:20:51,294 You're finished... 1352 01:20:51,460 --> 01:20:53,337 you and that leech, Masse... 1353 01:20:53,540 --> 01:20:54,973 for tailing Zargas here. 1354 01:20:55,460 --> 01:20:58,338 Zargas is in Paris? What a coincidence. 1355 01:20:58,500 --> 01:20:59,933 I tailed him in Bogota. 1356 01:21:00,420 --> 01:21:01,853 Give me the phone. 1357 01:21:02,180 --> 01:21:02,817 To call who? 1358 01:21:03,300 --> 01:21:04,096 The President. 1359 01:21:04,300 --> 01:21:07,178 He'll be delighted to hear that the DGSE... 1360 01:21:07,340 --> 01:21:09,331 is operating illegally in France. 1361 01:21:30,380 --> 01:21:33,213 He hasn't changed. I saw him at the Olympia in '52. 1362 01:21:34,540 --> 01:21:36,576 Talent never grows old, Helmut. 1363 01:21:43,020 --> 01:21:44,135 His hair... 1364 01:21:44,620 --> 01:21:45,894 It's a toupet. 1365 01:21:46,060 --> 01:21:47,618 Beautifully made. 1366 01:21:47,980 --> 01:21:50,335 Mister Minister, there's an urgent call. 1367 01:21:56,780 --> 01:21:58,498 Minister of Defence speaking. 1368 01:21:58,940 --> 01:21:59,895 Is something up? 1369 01:22:00,060 --> 01:22:00,697 Put him through. 1370 01:22:01,020 --> 01:22:02,453 Here, it's for you. 1371 01:22:03,540 --> 01:22:07,055 Captain Boulier. I think the President made himself clear. 1372 01:22:07,220 --> 01:22:09,415 You're not allowed to operate in France... 1373 01:22:09,620 --> 01:22:11,975 - But, sir, you yourself said... - Where? 1374 01:22:12,340 --> 01:22:13,898 When? How? What? 1375 01:22:14,100 --> 01:22:14,896 Is it on tape? 1376 01:22:15,060 --> 01:22:17,415 Unfortunately it isn't, sir. 1377 01:22:17,620 --> 01:22:18,257 Put Moulin on. 1378 01:22:20,980 --> 01:22:22,413 He's a strongheaded... 1379 01:22:22,580 --> 01:22:23,854 triple asshole. 1380 01:22:24,060 --> 01:22:24,776 Arrest him. 1381 01:22:25,620 --> 01:22:26,814 It'll be a pleasure. 1382 01:22:27,020 --> 01:22:28,817 Are you sure he's acting alone? 1383 01:22:28,980 --> 01:22:30,857 We're searching the hotel to be sure. 1384 01:22:31,060 --> 01:22:33,415 Keep me informed. 1385 01:22:34,900 --> 01:22:36,174 You've accomplices. 1386 01:22:36,340 --> 01:22:37,136 I'll get them. 1387 01:22:37,340 --> 01:22:41,094 - I'm at the Prince de Galles. - What? 1388 01:22:41,300 --> 01:22:44,053 Call Lolo in room 722 and tell her to see me. 1389 01:22:44,220 --> 01:22:47,053 I've been trying for an hour, but she won't talk to me. 1390 01:22:47,220 --> 01:22:49,017 You're not in Venice with the Japs? 1391 01:22:49,220 --> 01:22:50,539 It's Hiroshima here. 1392 01:22:50,700 --> 01:22:52,577 Geoffroy beheaded our greyhound. 1393 01:22:53,060 --> 01:22:54,493 - I don't care! - You what? 1394 01:22:54,660 --> 01:22:57,220 Exactly. I'm trying to get your daughter home... 1395 01:22:57,540 --> 01:22:59,098 and I don't care how. 1396 01:22:59,300 --> 01:23:01,495 My car explosed and I just don't care. 1397 01:23:04,100 --> 01:23:08,059 Family is more important that material matters, isn't it? 1398 01:23:08,420 --> 01:23:10,980 Slam him in the cooler. That'll teach him. 1399 01:23:11,460 --> 01:23:13,178 No hard feelings, Bibi, you win. 1400 01:23:20,580 --> 01:23:23,140 Make way! Make way! 1401 01:23:23,460 --> 01:23:25,815 Invalid! Invalid! 1402 01:23:31,620 --> 01:23:33,178 Blow a fuse, grandad? 1403 01:23:48,740 --> 01:23:50,617 No, no, we can't... 1404 01:23:50,780 --> 01:23:52,816 cancel the meeting. The Colonel... 1405 01:23:53,060 --> 01:23:55,176 has come all this way to meet you. 1406 01:23:55,780 --> 01:23:57,498 Damn Colonel Zargas. 1407 01:23:57,700 --> 01:24:01,693 We just heard his helicopter blew up in the countryside. 1408 01:24:01,860 --> 01:24:02,815 What's going on? 1409 01:24:02,980 --> 01:24:05,699 You have to realize we can't meet in France now. 1410 01:24:05,860 --> 01:24:08,294 The pilot made an unfortunate mistake. 1411 01:24:08,500 --> 01:24:10,297 I won't risk being caught. 1412 01:24:10,500 --> 01:24:12,695 Zargas isn't discreet enough. It's off. 1413 01:24:18,500 --> 01:24:21,333 Your friend wants to change the date of the meeting. 1414 01:24:22,020 --> 01:24:23,738 Sorry, I'm nervous. 1415 01:24:23,940 --> 01:24:27,933 He suggests Buenos Aires in 6 months during the IMF conference. 1416 01:24:28,100 --> 01:24:30,455 Impossible, I need the material. 1417 01:24:35,620 --> 01:24:39,135 If he won't come to Zargas, Zargas must go to him. 1418 01:24:39,300 --> 01:24:42,497 He says they will meet as arranged at... 1419 01:24:43,940 --> 01:24:44,736 Mrs Granianski... 1420 01:24:44,940 --> 01:24:46,134 Where did she say? 1421 01:24:46,660 --> 01:24:47,775 Excuse me. 1422 01:24:49,460 --> 01:24:50,575 Hurry. 1423 01:24:50,740 --> 01:24:52,935 We're on the phone to our friend. 1424 01:24:56,660 --> 01:24:58,696 Yes, daddy, it's Lolo. 1425 01:24:59,220 --> 01:25:01,256 The mike's been trouble from the beginning. 1426 01:25:02,620 --> 01:25:06,056 It must be terrible when you love your husband... 1427 01:25:06,260 --> 01:25:09,218 to have to cheat on him because you're ordered to. 1428 01:25:09,380 --> 01:25:10,256 It's terrible. 1429 01:25:10,420 --> 01:25:11,978 There again... 1430 01:25:12,340 --> 01:25:15,855 if the man in question is a good lover... 1431 01:25:16,780 --> 01:25:17,735 Was that the case? 1432 01:25:17,940 --> 01:25:19,373 Mind your own business. 1433 01:25:20,660 --> 01:25:21,456 I'm here... 1434 01:25:22,420 --> 01:25:23,375 What's going on? 1435 01:25:23,540 --> 01:25:25,258 Nothing, the kids miss you. 1436 01:25:25,500 --> 01:25:26,376 I miss them. 1437 01:25:27,220 --> 01:25:28,016 And I miss you. 1438 01:25:28,220 --> 01:25:28,936 Hypocrite! 1439 01:25:29,100 --> 01:25:29,896 Shut up! 1440 01:25:30,060 --> 01:25:31,937 - We're victims of the State... - Oh... 1441 01:25:32,140 --> 01:25:32,936 I hadn't thought of that. 1442 01:25:33,100 --> 01:25:35,136 That girl you found so common... 1443 01:25:35,820 --> 01:25:37,856 was acting on orders. 1444 01:25:38,380 --> 01:25:40,735 Stop coughing. He didn't think I was common. 1445 01:25:40,980 --> 01:25:41,935 She pretended. 1446 01:25:42,140 --> 01:25:43,175 No harm was done. 1447 01:25:43,580 --> 01:25:46,140 Putting down your mistress to get me back. Pathetic! 1448 01:25:47,140 --> 01:25:50,018 It's our anniversary tomorrow. You have to be at your parents'. 1449 01:25:50,180 --> 01:25:51,738 No, Senor Zargas is going to... 1450 01:25:52,460 --> 01:25:53,336 Shit! 1451 01:25:53,700 --> 01:25:54,655 Not again! 1452 01:25:54,820 --> 01:25:57,175 You're abandoning us for that spic! 1453 01:25:57,380 --> 01:25:58,859 Are you becoming racist? 1454 01:25:59,060 --> 01:26:00,334 Your father'll ruin us. 1455 01:26:00,820 --> 01:26:01,616 Sorry? 1456 01:26:02,580 --> 01:26:04,775 - You're here out of self-interest. - No! 1457 01:26:05,300 --> 01:26:07,018 You don't care about the boys. 1458 01:26:07,220 --> 01:26:10,417 You don't care about me. All you want is the money. 1459 01:26:10,580 --> 01:26:11,535 It's all mixed up. 1460 01:26:14,140 --> 01:26:15,937 Here, if you need money that much... 1461 01:26:16,140 --> 01:26:17,539 pawn my engagement ring. 1462 01:26:17,700 --> 01:26:18,815 Jesus! He's got the mike! 1463 01:26:19,940 --> 01:26:21,498 That's too easy. Come home... 1464 01:26:21,700 --> 01:26:22,815 and obey, okay. 1465 01:26:39,140 --> 01:26:40,414 - Is Bibi okay? - Fine. 1466 01:26:49,260 --> 01:26:51,455 Watch it! I didn't fight back last time... 1467 01:26:51,660 --> 01:26:53,537 but this time'll be different. 1468 01:26:54,060 --> 01:26:56,255 Boulier! Help! They'll kill me! 1469 01:27:00,060 --> 01:27:02,938 Goddam coward! Yellow-belly! 1470 01:27:03,580 --> 01:27:05,457 No, Senor Zargas is going to... 1471 01:27:08,540 --> 01:27:09,814 Snouf! One of ours. 1472 01:27:13,340 --> 01:27:14,614 Move, it's the DST! 1473 01:27:14,780 --> 01:27:16,657 Granianski knows the rendez-vous. 1474 01:27:16,860 --> 01:27:18,293 Shit! I'll get him. 1475 01:27:18,780 --> 01:27:20,213 I'm in command here! 1476 01:27:22,460 --> 01:27:23,734 Shark! You're through! 1477 01:27:24,060 --> 01:27:24,856 Run, Philippe! 1478 01:27:27,100 --> 01:27:28,374 Don't make a move. 1479 01:27:30,460 --> 01:27:31,097 Poor chap... 1480 01:27:31,900 --> 01:27:33,015 did they hurt you? 1481 01:27:34,620 --> 01:27:37,657 Let me go, you coward. You didn't even try to help me! 1482 01:27:37,820 --> 01:27:39,253 Stop, I hurt all over. 1483 01:27:39,420 --> 01:27:40,694 I'm trying to help. 1484 01:27:42,620 --> 01:27:43,575 I don't need you. 1485 01:27:43,740 --> 01:27:46,618 Sure... Look at the state you're in. 1486 01:27:49,420 --> 01:27:51,138 Do you take me for a fool? 1487 01:27:58,380 --> 01:28:03,135 The cops are after you. Everything you told me was a lie. 1488 01:28:03,340 --> 01:28:05,376 Yes, you should know the truth. Come on. 1489 01:28:09,500 --> 01:28:11,934 For 10 years now, Marie-Laurence, known to you as Lolo... 1490 01:28:12,140 --> 01:28:15,735 has been Puce, agent 712 with the DGSE. 1491 01:28:15,900 --> 01:28:17,015 Give me a break. 1492 01:28:17,340 --> 01:28:18,898 You never believe anything, huh? 1493 01:28:19,740 --> 01:28:22,459 That ring she gave you for me... Hand it over. 1494 01:28:23,100 --> 01:28:24,658 Our engagement ring? For you? 1495 01:28:24,900 --> 01:28:25,855 Gimme. 1496 01:28:35,140 --> 01:28:36,858 A mike. Her main equipment. 1497 01:28:37,380 --> 01:28:38,654 Wow! Lolo's a spy! 1498 01:28:39,300 --> 01:28:40,096 Surprising, huh? 1499 01:28:40,420 --> 01:28:41,694 I'm stunned. 1500 01:28:42,180 --> 01:28:44,740 Lulu must have given her the idea. 1501 01:28:45,860 --> 01:28:48,579 Lucette, her best friend, a journalist in Versailles. 1502 01:28:48,740 --> 01:28:50,458 She was her pack leader at Guides. 1503 01:28:51,300 --> 01:28:53,177 - Lucette Bonnet... - You know her? 1504 01:28:54,340 --> 01:28:57,457 Good old Lulu. I can't really name names... 1505 01:28:57,620 --> 01:29:00,339 but it's a lot to do with Lulu. 1506 01:29:00,660 --> 01:29:04,016 A lot? You think I'm a real asshole, huh? 1507 01:29:04,820 --> 01:29:08,733 Old Lulu is the dog belonging to my father-in law's housekeeper. 1508 01:29:09,620 --> 01:29:11,975 - My mistake. - You think I'm an asshole! 1509 01:29:12,180 --> 01:29:13,135 Hold on. 1510 01:29:15,300 --> 01:29:16,858 We're both French, dammit! 1511 01:29:17,060 --> 01:29:18,175 So bloody what! 1512 01:29:19,140 --> 01:29:22,177 Look, we missed lunch. You kept moaning about it. 1513 01:29:22,340 --> 01:29:23,898 Food'll help us think. 1514 01:29:24,100 --> 01:29:27,775 I'll treat you to a slap-up meal in a posh restaurant. 1515 01:29:28,420 --> 01:29:31,457 I'll have a Plougastel crêpe with half a bottle of cider. 1516 01:29:32,100 --> 01:29:35,297 You've already had 2 Belle lles and a Perros. Aren't you full? 1517 01:29:35,460 --> 01:29:36,575 I missed lunch. 1518 01:29:37,380 --> 01:29:39,894 I'm not mean, but they're tough on expenses. 1519 01:29:40,420 --> 01:29:43,457 - Money doesn't count for a friend. - Sure. 1520 01:29:44,260 --> 01:29:46,455 Your wife is going to witness an illegal deal. 1521 01:29:46,660 --> 01:29:49,697 Zargas'll eliminate her as soon as he can, okay? 1522 01:29:50,020 --> 01:29:51,897 I know she mentioned a rendez-vous. 1523 01:29:52,580 --> 01:29:55,140 I want to know when and where. 1524 01:29:55,460 --> 01:29:58,020 Tell me. You'll serve France ad save your wife. 1525 01:29:58,220 --> 01:30:00,415 First my wife's a spy, then she isn't. 1526 01:30:00,620 --> 01:30:02,497 You're a doctor, a cop... 1527 01:30:02,740 --> 01:30:04,935 and then a secret agent. I can't trust you. 1528 01:30:05,100 --> 01:30:07,136 All this is too strange. 1529 01:30:07,660 --> 01:30:09,218 If you are from the DGSE... 1530 01:30:10,220 --> 01:30:11,494 I want to see your boss. 1531 01:30:12,620 --> 01:30:14,975 The President, not some underling like you. 1532 01:30:15,340 --> 01:30:17,058 Then maybe I'll believe you. 1533 01:30:17,900 --> 01:30:19,777 If he wants to know, I'll negotiate. 1534 01:30:21,100 --> 01:30:21,896 How much? 1535 01:30:23,340 --> 01:30:27,015 Complete reimbursement of a brand-new Citroën BX. 1536 01:30:27,660 --> 01:30:29,378 A BX 16. A red one. 1537 01:30:30,220 --> 01:30:31,335 I'll see if we can. 1538 01:30:32,460 --> 01:30:33,415 Stay here. 1539 01:30:35,660 --> 01:30:37,093 - Boulier. - What now? 1540 01:30:37,260 --> 01:30:38,534 I've changed my mind. 1541 01:30:38,700 --> 01:30:40,577 I much prefer the XM. 1542 01:30:41,660 --> 01:30:44,015 Are you very fond of your car? 1543 01:30:54,780 --> 01:30:57,658 If you carry on playing about you'll use up the battery. 1544 01:30:57,820 --> 01:31:00,015 Leave him, it's his car now. 1545 01:31:00,380 --> 01:31:01,813 Exactly, it's my car. 1546 01:31:02,460 --> 01:31:04,655 If I get a flat battery, I'll repair it. 1547 01:31:06,140 --> 01:31:07,858 Are you sure this is the place? 1548 01:31:08,380 --> 01:31:09,654 It's a bit strange. 1549 01:31:10,300 --> 01:31:10,937 My wife said... 1550 01:31:11,100 --> 01:31:12,215 Parc Astérix at 10. 1551 01:31:13,500 --> 01:31:15,536 Wafflum pancakes is open. 1552 01:31:16,060 --> 01:31:17,334 Breakfast time. 1553 01:31:17,500 --> 01:31:19,855 Send for two sugar waffles for me. 1554 01:31:24,700 --> 01:31:26,736 Two sugar waffles, sergeant. 1555 01:31:30,540 --> 01:31:33,418 Mr Granianski wants a way to bring his wife back. 1556 01:31:33,580 --> 01:31:34,854 That's normal. 1557 01:31:35,260 --> 01:31:38,616 I'll tell her we needed her at the consulate with her ring... 1558 01:31:38,780 --> 01:31:42,614 and that Mr Granianski, through pure patriotism... 1559 01:31:42,780 --> 01:31:45,294 accepted to do those saucy photos for us. 1560 01:31:45,460 --> 01:31:47,416 It was all a frame, with nothing... 1561 01:31:47,620 --> 01:31:49,178 between him and my wife. 1562 01:31:49,340 --> 01:31:52,696 You're so naive. Lolo knows what I'm like... 1563 01:31:52,900 --> 01:31:55,937 that I can't stay long on a carpet with a woman... 1564 01:31:56,100 --> 01:31:57,374 without something happening. 1565 01:31:58,180 --> 01:32:00,057 We'll do a false DGSE certificate... 1566 01:32:00,260 --> 01:32:02,137 she'll be proud of her spy husband. 1567 01:32:03,460 --> 01:32:05,337 Look over there. Another problem. 1568 01:32:16,100 --> 01:32:18,660 Thanks for the information, Masse. Gen Moulin... 1569 01:32:18,820 --> 01:32:20,378 will be taking over now. 1570 01:32:20,580 --> 01:32:22,775 Send your men home. I brought you the others. 1571 01:32:22,980 --> 01:32:26,655 Mister Minister, I never thought you'd go and tell the DST. 1572 01:32:27,460 --> 01:32:29,416 Your waffles, sir. Sugar and maple syrup. 1573 01:32:29,620 --> 01:32:32,180 Look, sir. Zargas is here. 1574 01:32:58,260 --> 01:32:59,375 Let's go. 1575 01:32:59,540 --> 01:33:01,417 Close tail. 1576 01:33:02,100 --> 01:33:03,658 Take a kid each. 1577 01:33:03,860 --> 01:33:05,737 Intervention possible at any time. 1578 01:33:06,580 --> 01:33:09,777 Calm down, kids, try to act naturally. 1579 01:33:22,300 --> 01:33:25,417 Tell Senor Zargas that we have visitors. 1580 01:33:26,380 --> 01:33:28,575 Sorry, sir, but we have a problem. Mr Granianski... 1581 01:33:28,780 --> 01:33:30,213 won't go without his wife. 1582 01:33:30,380 --> 01:33:32,735 I'm sure we'll get her back safe and sound. 1583 01:33:33,100 --> 01:33:36,456 In any case, I want to apologize for everything that happened. 1584 01:33:37,100 --> 01:33:38,818 To be quite honest... 1585 01:33:39,020 --> 01:33:39,975 I have to admit... 1586 01:33:40,460 --> 01:33:42,178 that even if you were faking it... 1587 01:33:42,380 --> 01:33:44,416 only natural in your situation... 1588 01:33:44,940 --> 01:33:46,055 I certainly wasn't. 1589 01:33:46,860 --> 01:33:49,420 Stuff morality. It was good! 1590 01:33:49,580 --> 01:33:51,775 Thank you. That's very flattering. 1591 01:33:52,940 --> 01:33:54,498 Cut the chit-chat, okay? 1592 01:34:01,740 --> 01:34:05,574 Worried about your charming wife, are you? 1593 01:34:07,500 --> 01:34:08,615 Where's Mr Zargas? 1594 01:34:10,780 --> 01:34:12,816 He'll take the next one. Get in. 1595 01:34:21,820 --> 01:34:23,538 Behave everybody. 1596 01:34:23,740 --> 01:34:26,095 - We'll help you. - Stop the boat. 1597 01:34:26,300 --> 01:34:28,018 That's very kind of you. 1598 01:34:32,220 --> 01:34:34,256 General! Wait! 1599 01:34:37,660 --> 01:34:39,696 Trouble with waffles is the sugar. 1600 01:34:39,900 --> 01:34:41,777 Yes, mind my seats. 1601 01:34:42,940 --> 01:34:44,498 Jesus! Look who it is! 1602 01:35:30,140 --> 01:35:33,018 Don't shoot! Don't shoot! 1603 01:35:36,620 --> 01:35:37,894 The Assistant Secretary! 1604 01:35:38,060 --> 01:35:39,778 The one who stinks of dogs. 1605 01:35:40,300 --> 01:35:41,255 A man I made! 1606 01:35:42,220 --> 01:35:44,256 I've wrecked my knee, dammit. 1607 01:35:49,260 --> 01:35:51,137 It's terrible, terrible! 1608 01:35:51,340 --> 01:35:54,059 When he saw the police, he tried to kill the girl. 1609 01:35:54,220 --> 01:35:55,414 The nanny stopped him. 1610 01:35:55,580 --> 01:35:57,775 I'm here, darling. The nightmare's over. 1611 01:35:58,460 --> 01:36:01,020 Now that you're safe... 1612 01:36:01,180 --> 01:36:03,899 I can tell you the truth about those photos. 1613 01:36:04,060 --> 01:36:07,097 Your husband, Jean-Jacques, is a DGSE agent. 1614 01:36:07,740 --> 01:36:08,536 Him? 1615 01:36:13,660 --> 01:36:14,570 Sweetheart... 1616 01:36:24,060 --> 01:36:26,415 You could've shaken his hand instead of kissing him. 1617 01:36:26,780 --> 01:36:30,773 Look, if I hadn't obeyed the orders I was given... 1618 01:36:30,940 --> 01:36:33,500 I wouldn't deserve to be an an army officer now. 1619 01:36:34,140 --> 01:36:34,936 That's true. 1620 01:36:40,380 --> 01:36:42,416 In any case, next time you try it... 1621 01:36:42,620 --> 01:36:44,497 I won't give a damn, okay? 1622 01:36:45,340 --> 01:36:46,136 Okay, captain. 1623 01:36:47,100 --> 01:36:49,455 Lieutenant Foureau, someone to see you. 1624 01:36:55,660 --> 01:36:57,855 Lieutenant? The President for you. 1625 01:36:59,500 --> 01:37:02,697 - Hello? - Yes, it's me. Congratulations. 1626 01:37:04,300 --> 01:37:06,018 I've a tough job for you. 1627 01:37:06,220 --> 01:37:07,175 In the seat pocket. 1628 01:37:08,140 --> 01:37:10,335 You'll no doubt recognize him. 1629 01:37:10,540 --> 01:37:14,215 The U.S. President and myself found him depressed recently. 1630 01:37:14,420 --> 01:37:16,297 He's sick of everything, a sorry sight. 1631 01:37:16,460 --> 01:37:17,734 He's ready to give up. 1632 01:37:17,900 --> 01:37:20,937 We can't let him down now. 1633 01:37:21,420 --> 01:37:22,694 He needs to relax. 1634 01:37:23,100 --> 01:37:24,215 His wife's away... 1635 01:37:24,380 --> 01:37:27,895 on the Black Sea. He's free for a week. 1636 01:37:28,060 --> 01:37:29,778 It's a great chance. 1637 01:37:30,140 --> 01:37:32,176 I'm getting married, sir. 1638 01:37:32,380 --> 01:37:33,813 I was going on vacation. 1639 01:37:33,980 --> 01:37:34,935 That's normal. 1640 01:37:35,580 --> 01:37:37,775 This car will take you to the Elysée. 1641 01:37:37,980 --> 01:37:40,016 I'll tell you in person... 1642 01:37:40,220 --> 01:37:42,575 what France expects of you. 1643 01:37:43,580 --> 01:37:45,013 I'll tell my husband. 1644 01:37:45,180 --> 01:37:46,898 You can tell him later. 1645 01:38:03,300 --> 01:38:05,336 3 bull's-eyes. Back on form. 1646 01:38:15,180 --> 01:38:16,898 - What's up? - That story yesterday... 1647 01:38:17,100 --> 01:38:19,978 I'm sorry, Lolo swallowed it no problem... 1648 01:38:20,140 --> 01:38:21,255 but daddy-in-law didn't. 1649 01:38:21,420 --> 01:38:23,775 He's convinced you're a doctor. 1650 01:38:23,980 --> 01:38:24,617 So what? 1651 01:38:24,780 --> 01:38:26,054 Come to Dreux with me... 1652 01:38:26,260 --> 01:38:28,216 in uniform to convince him. 1653 01:38:28,380 --> 01:38:29,176 You can do that. 1654 01:38:29,380 --> 01:38:31,416 Sorry but I've things to do. 1655 01:38:31,580 --> 01:38:34,458 Another French family to ruin? 1656 01:38:35,420 --> 01:38:36,057 Sorry? 1657 01:38:36,380 --> 01:38:38,735 Come on! Mommy-in-law's a wonderful cook. 1658 01:38:38,980 --> 01:38:41,016 They're a nuisance but they eat well. 118624

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