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Ballmastrz!
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"Very Special Balls!"
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Don't close your eye holes
or you'll miss
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what everyone is laughing about.
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The lowly Leptons unveiled
their new super suit.
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What the hell is it?!
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But whatever it is,
those dum-dums still found a way
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to screw it up.
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Let's go live to
a press conference
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with Ulsa Guerin's metazone
commissioner Buddy Marinara.
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What was that secret weapon?
What else can it do?!
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Ace, everyone wants to know,
do you have a girlfriend?
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- Uh...
- All right, one at a time!
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You really think we're gonna
spill the beans
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on our new advantage?
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Ace, when can we see it again?
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Um, I'm not really sure.
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Ha, he's not really sure
you can handle it.
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This is a new chapter
in the history of the Leptons.
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The best is yet to come!
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Did someone say come?
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I thought you'd never ask!
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Baby Ball has entered
the building.
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Baby Ball, how does it feel
to be the biggest name in balls?
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When you got it, you got it.
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And when I bless
Ace with my secret sauce,
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well, you all saw
what we can do.
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Damn, it feels good
to Ballmaster!
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Right, ladies?
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"Ballmaster"?
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I like the sound of that.
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Call him what it is...
A robo-dork!
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We still lost,
and we still suck butts!
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Gaz Digzy, you're drunk!
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I don't get drunk,
I just get way more fun.
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Now, tell us all about this
ball-muncher thing
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that you don't know crap about.
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Ballmaster.
And it's gonna be a game-changer
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when Ace and Baby Ball...
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Aw, those two ass-butts
couldn't form a wet fart.
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They can't do it again
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'cause they don't even know
they did it the first time!
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To be completely honest...
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Of course they know
how to do it again.
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And to prove it, tomorrow night,
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Ballmaster will take
on the Xythryll!
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The unspeakable horror
that is the Xythryll?!
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That's crazy talk!
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It's on! Set your alarm,
call your bookie,
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'cause tomorrow night,
our Ballmaster is gonna bring
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the hurt-down on the Xythryll!
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Or my name isn't Buddy Marinara.
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Nothing, again!
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Ace, I'd appreciate it if you
stop making this so difficult.
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I just don't get it.
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What are we doing wrong?
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I knew it was a fluke!
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There are two kinds of athletes:
snots and turds.
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Turds come out of nowhere
but fall off quickly.
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Snots... like me...
Stick around for a long time.
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We're the glue that holds
the team together.
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Sorry, turds!
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Admit that you stink
and it ain't gonna happen again.
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Oh, it's gonna happen.
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I've already spent every cent
of our marketing budget
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to make sure every eyeball
on the planet is on us tonight.
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Which one of you garbage
hicks is gonna fill me in
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on what the hell a Xythryll is?
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A Xythryll...
An abomination of nature!
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The Xythryll is
a monstrous creature
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that haunts decommissioned
filth-millery 9666.
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It began with an abandoned pet,
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a forsaken chinchilla
flushed into the sewers.
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Then a steady diet
of radioactive toxic trash
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mutated it into a brutally
efficient killing machine!
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No one's seen its entire body,
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only glimpsed its frightening,
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deadly appendages as they
break the surface filth.
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Every now and then, some
unlucky teenagers go missing
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on a dare to explore its den,
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never to return.
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The Xythryll is no joke!
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So y'all better figure out this
Ballmaster formation business,
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'cause we've already sold
every seat in the house!
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Well, I'll be sort of sorry
if this Xythryll thing
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tears you two limb from limb.
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But you can go to your grave
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knowing Gaz Digzy
saw through your bullshit.
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For the love of Krayzar,
I'm way too sexy
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to get devoured
by a trash-monster!
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Krayzar, that's it!
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Krayzar's gotta know the secret
to forming a Ballmaster.
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Let's ask him!
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Good luck with that!
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He doesn't exactly make it easy.
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I hope you don't have to have
a pure heart to enter,
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'cause I've been into
some weird stuff lately.
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What do we do,
knock or something?
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Two guesses to cross this gate,
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the great will save us
from the rat wars' fate.
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What does Krayzar miss the most
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from, like, before
the world was toast?
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A riddle key!
What does Krayzar miss most?
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That's a toughie.
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- Titties.
- Wrong.
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Nine guesses.
- Spaghetti!
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Eight guesses!
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I was gonna say "spaghetti."
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- Seven guesses.
- Slow down and think.
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Well, I haven't had
a margarita in a minute.
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Six guesses.
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Clearly this is
a trick question.
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"What does he miss the most?"
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Miss Brazil... final answer.
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Nope, wrong.
Five guesses.
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- Long walks on the beach.
- Four.
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- Short walks in the woods!
- Three.
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Rolling down a hill
for no reason.
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- Two guesses.
- Stop!
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Those still exist!
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One guess remains.
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Everyone huddle up.
We only have one guess left.
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♪♪
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How'd that little freak do that?
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Silence!
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Bob, you did it!
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Whoa!
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Well, well, well!
Look what the portal sucked in.
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Please, dine with me.
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Don't have to ask us twice!
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Big deal!
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I've seen better spreads
at nudie bars.
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Go ahead.
I know you're dying to ask.
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What happened to us
in that last game.
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What did we become?
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A Ballmaster, of course.
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During the Rad Warz,
special soldiers were paired
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with artificially intelligent
weapons called death orbs.
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Their brain waves were
engineered to synchronize,
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allowing them to do
wonderful things together.
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Their most powerful ability
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was to combine the technology
weapons of the old
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with the genetic material
of the soldier,
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creating a super-weapon
known as Ballmaster.
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Just like us, Baby Ball.
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Nothing like us, specifically
the bad-ass codpiece part,
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which is all me.
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They were incredibly powerful
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and had the ability to create
Ballmaster formations,
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variations in their size,
shape, and weaponry.
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And this required
a great cunning
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and discipline to master...
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But could also be highly
unpredictable and dangerous
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in the hands
of an unskilled pilot.
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These two are the foster
children of unskilled.
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How long until they kill us all?
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She's right! If I were to synch
with the ball,
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I would create a far-superior
Ballmaster formation!
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Yeah, right.
No offense, Flip,
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but you're
like a grade-A doofer.
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The Rad Warz ravished our world.
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The death orbs that weren't
destroyed, I scavenged
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and used them
to create game balls.
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I didn't imagine I would
ever witness
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the power of
the Ballmaster again.
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And the pairing of orb
to soldier
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was as unique
as a human fingerprint.
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It should have been lost
to the past...
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And it was...
Until you two found each other.
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Yeah, we rule it!
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But how did we do it,
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and how do we do it again?
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Your brain waves are in
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a highly unique state
of synchronicity,
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opposites that complement
each other perfectly!
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The living Yin and Yang.
Seems chill.
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One is super-cool, smart,
awesome, and perfect.
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Me, obviously.
And the other, incredibly dumb.
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Hey!
Be nice!
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You're both stupid!
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The secret to forming
the Ballmaster
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is formation velocity.
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Both ball and warrior
must let go,
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neither in control,
yet both in control.
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Two become one!
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Careful, young warrior.
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The Ballmaster can be
extremely temperamental...
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At times, almost impossible
to control.
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You got, like, a pamphlet
I can look at,
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or maybe an instructional video?
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You're gonna trust two turds
with that ability to form into
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an even bigger super-dangerous,
destructive dip-shit?
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Part of me is terrified of the
apocalyptic power they possess.
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But the other part of me is,
like, "Whatever, man!
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This is awesome!"
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You really put the "Kray"
in Krayzar.
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I envy you, Gaz.
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You're the one who'll either
guide them to victory
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or incite Armageddon.
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The Ballmaster is in your court.
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I'll be watching!
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Pervert.
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On behalf of of Ulsa Guerin
and the mighty mighty Leptons,
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I welcome you to a
once-in-a-millennia event.
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Wow. They look teensy-weensy
down there.
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Poor suckers don't
stand a chance!
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Like a moth drawn to a flame,
I cannot look away.
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Dang!
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Where'd she get those nachos?
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Fire it up, boys!
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Okay, kid, let's do this!
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Let go.
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Yeah, let go!
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Let go.
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I'll form the codpiece!
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Aah!
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Oh!
Right in the brains.
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Aah!
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Pick up your marbles
and get moving, Ace!
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Whoa!
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Ow!
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Banzai!
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Yes!
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Uh-oh!
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I don't know what made you
so stupid, kid,
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but it really works.
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One more try.
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Ha ha!
That's more like it!
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Let's smash this creep!
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Whoa!
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Will you cool it
with the speed wobbles?
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I can't control it!
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Whoa!
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Whoa, whoa!
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Oh!
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The fallen warrior must let go.
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Talk to me, Ace!
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I'm gonna die between
the legs of a moron.
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Oh!
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Start acting like
snots, you turds!
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Thank you, Gaz!
Very helpful!
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No, she's right.
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Neither in control,
yet both in control.
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Two become one.
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Two become one!
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Are you with me, buddy?!
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Yes, I'm with you!
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Let's not die!
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One becomes three!
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Three-card Monte!
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Ballmastrz!
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Bolo ball drop.
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Ballmastrz!
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Baby ball in the corner pocket.
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Flutter fists of fury!
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Time to send this fiend
back the the depths of hell!
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All right, kid, don't get cocky.
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Make it rain pain!
259
00:10:19,220 --> 00:10:21,390
Ballmastrz!
260
00:10:23,310 --> 00:10:25,640
Missed?!
All of them?!
261
00:10:25,640 --> 00:10:28,600
I told you not to get cocky,
Captain Mo-Mo.
262
00:10:31,440 --> 00:10:33,280
The proof is in the pounding.
263
00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:34,990
Ballmaster rules!
264
00:10:34,990 --> 00:10:37,490
And the whole consortium saw it.
265
00:10:37,490 --> 00:10:40,450
Hey, what's the big idea?
266
00:10:40,450 --> 00:10:42,370
What, that wasn't enough
pizzazz for 'em?
267
00:10:42,370 --> 00:10:45,540
You nitwits just unleashed
a public menace!
268
00:10:45,540 --> 00:10:46,750
The streets aren't safe!
269
00:10:46,750 --> 00:10:49,120
Oh, I guess we don't know
our own strength yet.
270
00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:52,540
Do our lousy team a favor
and get the hell out of there
271
00:10:52,540 --> 00:10:55,420
while you're still in one piece.
Run!
272
00:10:55,420 --> 00:10:58,130
Roger that, Gaz!
273
00:11:00,090 --> 00:11:01,430
Buddy, Buddy, Buddy boy,
274
00:11:01,430 --> 00:11:03,720
you look like you could use
a drink!
275
00:11:03,720 --> 00:11:10,230
Ballmastrz!
276
00:11:10,230 --> 00:11:12,730
Ballmast... Chirp.
277
00:11:12,730 --> 00:11:16,860
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