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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:38,500 --> 00:00:40,200 Heads, you live. 2 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:43,500 Tails, you die. 3 00:00:46,300 --> 00:00:49,400 Tails, you die. 4 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:54,300 My name is Domino Harvey. 5 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:56,600 I am a bounty hunter. 6 00:00:59,100 --> 00:01:01,000 What I say over the next several hours 7 00:01:01,100 --> 00:01:04,400 will determine whether or not I spend the rest of my life in prison. 8 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,100 Tails, you die. 9 00:01:08,700 --> 00:01:10,700 Miss Harvey, my name is Taryn Mills. 10 00:01:10,700 --> 00:01:13,700 I'm a criminal psychologist working for the FBI. 11 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:16,000 I'm here to ask you a few questions. 12 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:18,100 Here's the part 13 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:19,800 where I'm supposed to get all defensive 14 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:23,000 and say, "Not until I speak with my attorney. " 15 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:26,600 I'll tell you everything I know. 16 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:31,100 36 hours ago, $10 million was stolen 17 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:33,200 from an armoured car that was subsequently found 18 00:01:33,300 --> 00:01:35,100 abandoned at the Hoover Dam. 19 00:01:42,300 --> 00:01:44,400 The driver's name was Locus Fender. 20 00:01:45,900 --> 00:01:48,400 We know that he was in on the heist. 21 00:01:48,500 --> 00:01:51,000 We know that he was in on the heist. 22 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:53,900 Is it true that you were hired 23 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:56,000 to track down and capture the thieves 24 00:01:56,100 --> 00:01:57,800 and then deliver them to Drake Bishop, 25 00:01:57,900 --> 00:02:00,100 owner of the Stratosphere Hotel and Casino? 26 00:02:00,900 --> 00:02:02,300 Yes. 27 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:04,800 You then learned 28 00:02:04,900 --> 00:02:06,800 where the thieves had hidden the money. 29 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:10,200 And at the instructions of your employer, 30 00:02:10,300 --> 00:02:12,300 went to retrieve the money yourself. 31 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:15,700 We were sent out to the Fender Compound... 32 00:02:16,300 --> 00:02:18,400 in the desert near the chicken ranch. 33 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:26,000 This way. 34 00:02:42,100 --> 00:02:44,000 All right, on my go. 35 00:02:44,900 --> 00:02:46,700 Watch your ass on this one. 36 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:49,000 Go. 37 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:08,400 Sic 'em, boy! Sic 'em! 38 00:03:15,300 --> 00:03:17,300 Fuck! 39 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:20,300 Chi Chi? 40 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:23,600 That's my best friend. 41 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:26,700 His name is Choco. He's always fancied me, 42 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:29,400 but too shy to ever do anything about it. 43 00:03:30,700 --> 00:03:32,500 Chi Chi! 44 00:03:33,700 --> 00:03:36,400 Edna, Chi Chi's in doggie hell. 45 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:39,200 All we want is the money. 46 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:40,500 That's Ed Moseby, 47 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:43,500 the most legendary bounty hunter in all of Los Angeles. 48 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:46,000 He's my boss, my mentor, 49 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:47,800 the father I never had. 50 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:51,300 Chi Chi! 51 00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:55,900 My poor Chi Chi! 52 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:02,100 The Manchurian Candidate, eh, Edna? 53 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:05,300 Is that you, Domino? 54 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:07,300 Nice to see you, darling. 55 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:10,100 Your father must be so proud 56 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:13,700 of what's become of his little angel. 57 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:15,500 Listen, bitch, we've got your son! 58 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:18,200 If you don't give us the money, we're gonna wax his fucking ass! 59 00:04:18,300 --> 00:04:20,100 You don�t have shit! 60 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:22,200 Hey, Choco. 61 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:26,200 Show her. 62 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:40,800 He's still alive, Edna! 63 00:04:40,900 --> 00:04:42,800 Prove it! 64 00:04:42,900 --> 00:04:44,900 Choco, go get him. 65 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:02,800 Last question for �20. 66 00:05:02,900 --> 00:05:05,100 Start the clock. Zack, in anatomy, 67 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:07,700 a human being is usually born with how many toes? 68 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:09,600 We got to show Edna her son. 69 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:19,000 That's our driver Alf. 70 00:05:19,100 --> 00:05:20,600 He's from Afghanistan. 71 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:23,200 He once ate a cat. 72 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:27,400 We can�t understand how to pronounce his fucking name, 73 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:30,100 so we just call him the cat eating alien. 74 00:05:38,500 --> 00:05:40,000 What does that mean? 75 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:41,900 Shut the fuck up. 76 00:06:16,100 --> 00:06:18,200 How did Locus Fender lose his arm? 77 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:24,700 He had the combination to the safe tattooed on it. 78 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:26,500 Mama! Mama! 79 00:06:27,300 --> 00:06:28,800 Locus! 80 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:30,100 Mama. Mama. 81 00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:31,900 Baby, I'm here! 82 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,000 Please. Please. 83 00:06:35,300 --> 00:06:37,500 You got to do as I say. 84 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,900 Now, the combination is on my arm. 85 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:44,600 Mama, you got to get the decoder. 86 00:06:45,500 --> 00:06:47,200 Please, Mama. 87 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,400 Put your weapon down! 88 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:53,000 Put it down, Mama! 89 00:06:53,100 --> 00:06:54,700 Put your fucking weapon down! 90 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:18,900 Time to start at the beginning. 91 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:22,400 Time to start at the beginning. 92 00:07:23,100 --> 00:07:25,000 I'm the boss. 93 00:07:25,700 --> 00:07:29,000 I'm already a cool motherfucker, you know? 94 00:07:29,100 --> 00:07:30,700 I employ bounty hunters. 95 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:32,100 I'm here today to speak 96 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:34,900 for all the women of mixed race in America. 97 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:36,300 I'm sorry? 98 00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:40,500 I will knock you out! Number one! 99 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:46,300 Where's my money? 100 00:07:48,100 --> 00:07:49,600 I fuckin' love that show. 101 00:08:25,500 --> 00:08:27,700 Maybe one of you will survive. 102 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:51,200 Now, Mama! 103 00:08:53,100 --> 00:08:54,700 Put your fucking weapon down! 104 00:09:07,300 --> 00:09:10,300 You got 10 minutes to open that safe, Edna. 105 00:09:11,100 --> 00:09:13,400 Fuck you! 106 00:09:15,100 --> 00:09:16,600 I've never killed anyone. 107 00:09:16,700 --> 00:09:21,000 I hope to never kill anyone, even if they deserve it. 108 00:09:21,100 --> 00:09:25,400 My agenda is to kick ass and secure the bounty. 109 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:29,400 If I'm on this side of the law, I can live the low life and avoid jail. 110 00:09:29,500 --> 00:09:33,300 I can live the nasty and not do time for it. 111 00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:36,100 That's called the best of both worlds. 112 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:39,500 As for that other world, that 90210 world, 113 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:41,600 it's not for me. 114 00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:50,100 Is that him? 115 00:09:50,100 --> 00:09:52,100 Is that your dad? 116 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:54,800 My real father was an actor. 117 00:09:54,900 --> 00:09:56,800 He died when I was a little girl. 118 00:09:56,900 --> 00:09:57,900 Hi, Ben. 119 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,100 What the hell are you doing? What's the matter with you? 120 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:02,600 Heh. I knew Frank. 121 00:10:02,700 --> 00:10:04,400 Who didn't? 122 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:07,100 Hey, Edna... 123 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:09,200 You know what, sweetheart? You got, like, 7 minutes 124 00:10:09,300 --> 00:10:11,600 to open that goddamn freezer, 125 00:10:11,700 --> 00:10:14,200 or I'm gonna flush that fucking arm down the toilet. 126 00:10:14,300 --> 00:10:15,800 Fucker! 127 00:10:15,900 --> 00:10:17,900 You're probably wondering how a girl like me 128 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,500 arrived here, at the arse end of the Nevada Desert 129 00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:24,300 with a blood-spattered Winnebago and a one-armed man. 130 00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:30,200 The Department of Motor Vehicles in Los Angeles. 131 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:33,800 His name is Frances. 132 00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:36,700 Mr 90210 college boy had found himself 133 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:39,200 in the wrong place at the wrong time. 134 00:10:39,300 --> 00:10:41,100 Hey, yeah, what's up? 135 00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:42,300 OK. 136 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:45,700 Look, I said, 137 00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:48,600 they're about to call my number, like, any second. 138 00:10:48,700 --> 00:10:51,000 Now, are you in, or are you out? 139 00:10:51,100 --> 00:10:55,400 OK. Make up your fucking mind, 'cause they're about to call my number. 140 00:10:55,500 --> 00:11:00,100 Right now, 'cause they're about to call my fucking number. 141 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,800 All right. 142 00:11:02,900 --> 00:11:04,600 We're on. 143 00:11:13,300 --> 00:11:17,400 Now serving GO86. 144 00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:19,700 Hey... 145 00:11:22,100 --> 00:11:23,900 Kee Kee? 146 00:11:33,100 --> 00:11:36,400 Kee Kee said that you could deliver the... 147 00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:39,400 the IDs tonight. 148 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:42,600 Lateesha... I need that web link. 149 00:11:42,700 --> 00:11:45,500 The J Lo concert is probably sold out already. 150 00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:52,900 Kee Kee don�t make the rules. 151 00:11:53,700 --> 00:11:54,800 Listen... 152 00:11:55,900 --> 00:11:57,900 bitch... 153 00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:05,100 I don't think you understand who the fuck you're dealing with here. 154 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:10,600 OK? Because I could make your job disappear like that. 155 00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:16,500 Kee Kee said tonight. 156 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,200 Tonight, 8pm. 157 00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:32,700 Anything else? 158 00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:37,200 Nope. 159 00:12:37,300 --> 00:12:39,300 Good-bye, Frances. 160 00:12:41,700 --> 00:12:44,000 Good-bye, Lateesha. 161 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,700 Fuck 'em. 162 00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:59,500 Fuck �em all. 163 00:13:00,900 --> 00:13:03,000 Lateesha, Frances, and the 4 fake IDs 164 00:13:03,100 --> 00:13:05,700 is where it all went wrong. 165 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,900 Where's the money? 166 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,900 I don't know. 167 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:18,700 I think that you're lying. I think you know exactly where the money is. 168 00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:23,800 I think you're trying to scare me into falsely incriminating myself, 169 00:13:23,900 --> 00:13:25,800 and it's not going to work. 170 00:13:27,100 --> 00:13:31,500 This is your last chance. Once I walk out that door, I can't help you. 171 00:13:36,300 --> 00:13:40,400 When I was a little girl, my father told me that if you weren't careful, 172 00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:44,900 you could lose everything you've ever earned in life in a split second. 173 00:13:45,300 --> 00:13:48,100 You have to know when to cash out. 174 00:14:07,300 --> 00:14:09,400 Thank you. 175 00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:16,000 He will wipe away every tear from their eyes, 176 00:14:16,100 --> 00:14:17,700 and death will be no more. 177 00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:19,800 Neither will mourning nor outcry 178 00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:22,200 nor pain be any more. 179 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:25,600 The former things have passed away. 180 00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:28,400 And, look... 181 00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:30,400 I am with you all the days 182 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:33,600 until the conclusion of the system of things. 183 00:14:44,700 --> 00:14:48,100 After Dad passed on, my mum's agenda was to hit the town 184 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:50,900 and find another husband with a boatload of cash. 185 00:14:54,700 --> 00:14:56,800 Hello, Mr Stevens. How are you? 186 00:14:56,900 --> 00:14:59,900 - Good holidays? - Absolutely. Thank you. 187 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:03,200 Darling. I love you, love you. 188 00:15:03,300 --> 00:15:06,300 - Bye. Got to go, got to go. - Bye. 189 00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:13,000 She decided to sock me and my goldfish Sammy away 190 00:15:13,100 --> 00:15:14,700 in boarding school. 191 00:15:19,700 --> 00:15:22,700 A week later, sammy died. 192 00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:26,800 It was a pivotal moment in my life. 193 00:15:26,900 --> 00:15:31,100 I decided to never invest too much emotion in one thing. 194 00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:37,800 It's always a set-up to the pain of losing them. 195 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:03,200 God created me in His image. 196 00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:15,900 I guess he had a thing for models. 197 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,000 I guess he had a thing for models. 198 00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:21,300 Like most models, I was bored with life. 199 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:24,600 I hated everything and everyone. 200 00:16:30,100 --> 00:16:32,800 If you think America is dirt bag central, 201 00:16:32,900 --> 00:16:36,600 clearly you've never been to the sleaze nation of our Queen Mother. 202 00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:43,300 I hope all this is not gonna change you. 203 00:16:43,300 --> 00:16:46,800 One thing we'd like to change, though... You said Ian's name wrong. 204 00:16:46,900 --> 00:16:50,100 - Right, it's "eye-an". - Ian Ziering, not "ee-an" Ziering. 205 00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:52,100 It's "eye-an", since birth. 206 00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:55,400 Brilliant... Absolutely brilliant. 207 00:16:55,900 --> 00:16:58,800 Mum was determined to move us to Beverly Hills. 208 00:16:58,900 --> 00:17:01,100 That damn show started it all. 209 00:17:01,100 --> 00:17:03,600 That damn show started it all. 210 00:17:07,100 --> 00:17:10,700 She remarried to a man named Mark Waldman. 211 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:15,100 He invested in a restaurant called the Hard Rock Cafe. 212 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:20,700 Domino, Domino, give the goddamn num chucks a rest already. 213 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,800 It's time for supper. Come on, baby. 214 00:17:22,900 --> 00:17:25,500 I tried Beverly Hills High for a spell, 215 00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:27,500 but it didn't work out. 216 00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:30,800 I hated them. I hated them all. 217 00:17:30,900 --> 00:17:34,200 5, 6, 7, 8! We are Alpha Omega 218 00:17:34,300 --> 00:17:36,300 we are the AOPs... 219 00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:40,100 College was even worse. Mum convinced me to join a sorority. 220 00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:42,400 It was all fun and games at first. 221 00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:44,300 Then the hazing started. 222 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:54,400 This is fucking disgusting! 223 00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:57,400 Disgusting! 224 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:05,700 Look at these mosquito bites. 225 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:11,500 What's it like to have the body of a 10-year-old boy? 226 00:18:15,300 --> 00:18:18,100 - Have you had a nose job? - No. 227 00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:31,200 A week later, I was expelled. 228 00:18:31,900 --> 00:18:35,200 In the end, it all came down to fate... 229 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:40,500 An LA Weekly advert strewn across the ground. 230 00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:47,100 Claremont Williams III... 231 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:50,800 - Yeah! - The legendary bail bondsman. 232 00:19:15,100 --> 00:19:18,300 I'm here for the bounty hunter seminar. 233 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,400 Cash? 234 00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:33,800 Keep the change. 235 00:19:42,300 --> 00:19:43,900 See, as a bail bondsman, 236 00:19:43,900 --> 00:19:47,200 I'm the go-between for the court and the accused. 237 00:19:47,300 --> 00:19:49,100 For a 10% fee, 238 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:52,000 I will guarantee the amount set by the court. 239 00:19:52,100 --> 00:19:53,500 Now... 240 00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:56,300 if the defendant should fail to appear 241 00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:58,300 at his or her court date, 242 00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:02,800 I will bring in a bounty hunter to recapture the defendant, 243 00:20:02,900 --> 00:20:06,600 or I will face having to repay the court costs myself, 244 00:20:06,700 --> 00:20:10,800 which... we can't do. 245 00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:15,900 Now, this occurs most... 246 00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:22,100 frequently when the collateral 247 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:25,200 or the guarantee given to the bondsman 248 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:30,500 turns out to be worthless or difficult to liquidate. 249 00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:34,700 So... in layman's terms, 250 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:38,500 we get 10% of the bail. 251 00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:41,600 Now, in the next few moments, 252 00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:45,000 Ed Moseby will take the podium, and he will begin the seminar 253 00:20:45,100 --> 00:20:47,100 on how to become a bounty hunter. 254 00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:50,400 In the meantime, feel free to take a coffee break, pee break, whatever. 255 00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:53,200 We'll be starting in the next few minutes. 256 00:20:55,600 --> 00:21:00,100 Hey, how about it? Want to ride some bounty hunter cock? 257 00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:03,800 - Fuck you, dickhead. - Bitch! 258 00:21:03,900 --> 00:21:06,700 Excuse the fuck out of us! 259 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,100 We got to ditch this thing. 260 00:21:18,700 --> 00:21:20,700 Gentlemen... 261 00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:23,200 it has been a pleasure. 262 00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:28,300 All right, bathroom window, 5minutes. 263 00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:30,600 I'll keep the engine running. 264 00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:42,600 Nobody really knows where Ed came from. 265 00:21:42,700 --> 00:21:45,500 This much is clear... the man's been places, 266 00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:48,400 seen things, lived life. 267 00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:51,000 He did a term in Soledad and a term in Angola, 268 00:21:51,100 --> 00:21:54,100 where he lost a toe during a prison riot. 269 00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:56,700 The man's a warrior. 270 00:22:15,700 --> 00:22:18,100 To say that Choco is the product of a broken home 271 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:20,800 is to presume a home existed in the first place. 272 00:22:20,900 --> 00:22:24,900 No. Choco never had a home. Well, not unless you count 273 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,800 10 or so juvenile correction facilities, 274 00:22:26,900 --> 00:22:28,900 where he spent his childhood. 275 00:22:36,100 --> 00:22:38,100 Mierda! Damn! 276 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:43,400 Goddamn! 277 00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:47,000 Puta... 278 00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:50,300 - What the fuck is this? - Where the fuck are you going? 279 00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:52,900 Those people paid for a seminar! 280 00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:56,400 Where do you get off fucking up my windshield? 281 00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:59,200 I want a job! 282 00:23:02,300 --> 00:23:04,700 Jesus fuckin' Christ, lady. 283 00:23:04,700 --> 00:23:07,300 Everybody wants a goddamn job. 284 00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:11,500 What makes you think you can do this one? 285 00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:17,300 I've been training since I was 12. 286 00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:19,700 Knives, guns, throwing stars. 287 00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:23,300 You name it, I can fight with it. I'm a hard worker. I'm a hard worker. 288 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:27,900 I'm fast to learn, and nothing scares me. I'm not afraid to die. 289 00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:35,300 Why would a... 290 00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:39,900 delicate little thing like you want to be a goddamn bounty hunter? 291 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,700 I want to have a little fun. 292 00:23:47,300 --> 00:23:49,600 You want to have a little fun? 293 00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:55,900 Well, little girl, you want a job? 294 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,800 Yeah. 295 00:23:58,700 --> 00:24:00,500 It's gonna cost you a new windshield. 296 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:04,100 You know what? Enough of that "little girl" shit. The name is Domino. 297 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,900 Domino. 298 00:24:07,500 --> 00:24:10,900 - Domino what? - No, just Domino. 299 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,200 Let's take a ride. 300 00:24:13,300 --> 00:24:14,300 Qu�? 301 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:31,200 The kid's name is Hector Maldonado, 19 years old. 302 00:24:31,700 --> 00:24:36,300 His mother posted bail for him, after he was arrested for a drive-by. 303 00:24:39,900 --> 00:24:42,900 He speaks perfect fuckin' English. He just thinks it's cute 304 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,500 when he's around a good-looking woman. 305 00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:57,800 Hey. Yeah, listen. 306 00:24:57,900 --> 00:25:01,600 Louise, listen, you can make this easy, 307 00:25:01,700 --> 00:25:04,100 or you can make it real complicated. 308 00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:08,000 For $200, Louise gave us her boyfriend's whereabouts 309 00:25:08,100 --> 00:25:11,600 at the local gang banger hangout across the street. 310 00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:24,800 What's his problem? 311 00:25:24,900 --> 00:25:28,900 Latin petulance. Hold on. Give me a minute with him. 312 00:25:29,700 --> 00:25:33,300 All right, come on, princess, spit it out. 313 00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:38,700 Why do we need that bitch on the team? You don�t like what I'm doing? 314 00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:41,900 I can hear you. 315 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:45,600 Hey, baby, why don�t you take a walk and let me handle this? 316 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:49,600 First, she ain't on the team yet. 317 00:25:49,700 --> 00:25:51,400 OK? 318 00:25:51,500 --> 00:25:54,000 Second of all, 319 00:25:54,100 --> 00:25:56,100 take a look at her. 320 00:25:56,300 --> 00:25:59,000 I mean, come on, man, she ain't ugly. 321 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:01,800 You and I walk down the street, what do people see? 322 00:26:01,900 --> 00:26:03,800 A couple of losers, right? 323 00:26:03,900 --> 00:26:07,700 We add her to the equation, you know what people are gonna think? 324 00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:08,700 What? 325 00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:13,400 There goes two of the coolest mother fuckers who ever lived. 326 00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:18,800 You know what? I don't know about you, man, but... 327 00:26:18,900 --> 00:26:22,000 I'm already a cool motherfucker, you know? 328 00:26:22,100 --> 00:26:24,800 Sometimes you got your own tongue up your ass. 329 00:26:24,900 --> 00:26:27,700 Little fuckin' pendejo. 330 00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:33,300 I could feel the blood coursing through my veins. 331 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:38,200 Merry Christmas. Did you ever use one of these? 332 00:26:38,300 --> 00:26:41,300 Ever heard of the Beverly Hills Gun Club? 333 00:26:44,700 --> 00:26:47,600 Shotgun in hand, kicking down a door and wondering 334 00:26:47,700 --> 00:26:49,900 if there was heavy firepower on the other side. 335 00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:52,300 Domino, you cover the side. 336 00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:54,700 Choco, you cover the rear. 337 00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:57,200 On my word. 338 00:26:58,100 --> 00:26:59,900 Turns out... 339 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:03,000 my first raid was to be a near-disaster. 340 00:27:06,100 --> 00:27:08,500 That bitch Louise set us up. 341 00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:10,700 Hector was hiding underneath her bed all along. 342 00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:14,500 - Hey, what's up, fool? - Hurry! There's 3 po-pos out front! 343 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:16,800 Fuck. You serious? 344 00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:25,600 Ed On my go. 345 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,600 Go. 346 00:27:44,700 --> 00:27:49,000 That night, my coin was tossed. 347 00:27:49,900 --> 00:27:52,700 Heads, you live. Tails, you die. 348 00:27:58,500 --> 00:28:00,600 50/50 chance. 349 00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:02,900 Life or death. 350 00:28:12,100 --> 00:28:14,200 This ain't Sunset Boulevard. 351 00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:19,300 My destiny was life. 352 00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:30,300 Life as a bounty hunter. 353 00:28:34,100 --> 00:28:36,400 Put that shit down, homey! 354 00:28:36,500 --> 00:28:39,900 What the fuck you doin', bitch?! Step back, motherfucker! 355 00:28:48,900 --> 00:28:50,600 What the fuck you want? 356 00:28:50,700 --> 00:28:53,800 We're not cops. We're bounty hunters. All we want is Hector. 357 00:28:53,900 --> 00:28:56,200 Fuck you and the fuckin' po-pos, bitch! 358 00:28:56,300 --> 00:28:58,700 You tell me where he is, and I'll give you... 359 00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:00,000 You'll what? 360 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:04,800 Sometimes a girl has to be naughty to get herself out of a jam. 361 00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:06,800 I'll give you a lap dance. 362 00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:08,700 Man, fuck you, bitch! 363 00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:11,600 I'll give you a lap dance, bra and panties on. 364 00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:15,000 Man, if I wanted all that, I'd go to a strip joint, motherfucker. 365 00:29:15,100 --> 00:29:17,500 Come on, you and me. 366 00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:20,700 You know you want it. 367 00:29:21,700 --> 00:29:24,000 Hey, what do you think, dawg? 368 00:29:24,100 --> 00:29:26,200 I want to see what the fuck this bitch is workin' with. 369 00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:29,700 - I'm offering it to you, baby. Come on. - Is that right? 370 00:29:30,500 --> 00:29:33,000 Well, take off your clothes, bitch. 371 00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:38,100 Sit down. 372 00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:42,100 That's right, girl. That's right, girl. 373 00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:07,400 It worked. 374 00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:10,600 We got the scoop on how to find Hector. 375 00:30:10,700 --> 00:30:12,800 2 weeks later, we nailed him. 376 00:30:17,700 --> 00:30:20,100 Claremont was Charlie to our three Angels. 377 00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:24,700 It's very simple. The... DMV is the de facto conduit 378 00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:26,600 for all humanity, 379 00:30:26,700 --> 00:30:28,600 and every human being that we track down 380 00:30:28,700 --> 00:30:31,600 has a record in the DMV database. 381 00:30:31,700 --> 00:30:35,200 Whether it be LAPD, Social Services, 382 00:30:35,300 --> 00:30:37,100 the Credit Bureau, or the FBI, 383 00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:39,700 they all use the DMV's database as their hub. 384 00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:43,000 So, we have people on the inside who feed us the information. 385 00:30:43,100 --> 00:30:44,900 This one right there. 386 00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:48,200 Shit. And who would know it? 387 00:30:48,300 --> 00:30:53,500 The gatekeepers of humanity turn out to be a bunch of sassy black women. 388 00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:02,200 Excuse me? 389 00:31:02,300 --> 00:31:04,500 He said he liked your suit. 390 00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:08,700 - Tell him what you said. - I like your suit. 391 00:31:20,100 --> 00:31:23,800 After 6 months, Claremont hired Alf to drive us around. 392 00:31:23,900 --> 00:31:26,400 We were so busy. 393 00:31:29,700 --> 00:31:35,000 Little did I know that the FBI liked to keep tabs on us bounty hunters. 394 00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:41,200 Ed, what did you do before you were a bounty hunter? 395 00:31:41,300 --> 00:31:44,800 I played music. I was a musician. 396 00:31:44,900 --> 00:31:46,300 Really? 397 00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:48,300 What, in a band? 398 00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:51,300 Did you ever hear of Stevie Ray Vaughan? 399 00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:53,600 Wait, you're shitting me. 400 00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:57,300 Stevie and I hooked up in Austin. 401 00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:01,900 Back in the day, we did the bus tour thing together. 402 00:32:02,500 --> 00:32:05,900 Played every goddamn small club that would have us. 403 00:32:08,100 --> 00:32:11,700 Yep. Me and that boy, we tore it up. 404 00:32:14,100 --> 00:32:15,800 Holy shit. 405 00:32:15,900 --> 00:32:19,300 Played with Pat Benatar, but that was only when I needed cash. 406 00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:22,500 Fuck off. I love Pat Benatar. 407 00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:24,800 Hey... So did I. 408 00:32:25,900 --> 00:32:28,400 But that's another story. 409 00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:32,000 Love is a battlefield, baby. 410 00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:39,400 What about Choco? How did you meet him? 411 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,800 I met Choco on the street... 412 00:32:45,900 --> 00:32:49,000 a few hours after he got out of lockup. 413 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:52,900 He was standing there in a pair of those jailhouse slippers. 414 00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:57,600 He didn't have a nickel in his pocket or a place to sleep. 415 00:32:57,700 --> 00:32:59,900 We started talking, and I liked the kid. 416 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,400 Like a little brother. 417 00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:05,200 You know? 418 00:33:05,300 --> 00:33:08,100 Worst thing in the world is to be caged up. 419 00:33:08,100 --> 00:33:12,500 That boy has been there, and he ain't never goin' back. 420 00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:15,600 Even if it costs him his life. 421 00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:25,700 - What you lookin' at, darlin'? - Nothing! 422 00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:27,500 Put that fucking gun down! 423 00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:31,300 Put the fucking gun down! 424 00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:45,800 Choco grew up on the streets of Venezuela. 425 00:33:45,900 --> 00:33:47,000 When he was four years old, 426 00:33:47,100 --> 00:33:49,800 he stabbed another kid in the eyeball with a pencil. 427 00:33:51,900 --> 00:33:54,600 There were wires crossed somewhere in his soul. 428 00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:23,100 In 2003, I was named Bounty Hunter of the Year. 429 00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:35,400 To the woman who has brought beauty and grace 430 00:34:35,500 --> 00:34:37,500 to this profession... 431 00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:40,300 Domino Harve-e-e-ey! 432 00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:04,700 From that day on, Eddie, Choco, and I were inseparable. 433 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,400 It turned out the three sassy black women and Raul 434 00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:16,200 were the gatekeepers of humanity... the DMV. 435 00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:18,900 Lateesha was one of Claremont's many mistresses. 436 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,600 Claremont was godfather to us all. 437 00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:25,000 Just look at t that luscious action right there. Look at that. 438 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,900 Man, I'm gonna get you a pair of glasses. 439 00:35:32,500 --> 00:35:34,200 Hey. 440 00:35:34,300 --> 00:35:36,400 That's an ass. 441 00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:13,900 Weather's gonna be a great day today. Lots of sunshine. 442 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,600 Cool temperatures, though. We should be at 76 degrees. 443 00:36:16,700 --> 00:36:20,600 You know, a guy could get used to a life this ordinary. 444 00:36:28,900 --> 00:36:31,100 Maybe you should... 445 00:36:31,900 --> 00:36:34,700 Maybe you should fuck her mom, too. 446 00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:39,000 What the fuck is your problem, bitch? 447 00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:41,300 So, who is this Choico? 448 00:36:41,900 --> 00:36:43,400 Mum was terrified for me. 449 00:36:43,500 --> 00:36:45,400 She didn't approve of my lifestyle one bit. 450 00:36:45,500 --> 00:36:47,600 Is he your new boyfriend? 451 00:36:50,900 --> 00:36:54,100 His name is Choco, and he's not my boyfriend. He's a bounty hunter. 452 00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:57,300 Whatever. He's a criminal. And that Ed Moseby character... 453 00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:59,800 I mean, he's a complete loser. 454 00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:05,700 He knew Frank Sinatra. 455 00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:11,100 Who didn't? 456 00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:20,700 We may have been dysfunctional, but we worked. 457 00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:22,500 We were family. 458 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:30,500 Do you know this man? 459 00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:33,700 Yeah, he's a reality television producer. 460 00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:36,500 His name's Mark Heiss. 461 00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:42,300 Mr Heiss was very generous in turning over some videotapes to the FBI. 462 00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:44,900 There's lots of footage of you. 463 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,700 We know everything. 464 00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:50,300 Mark Heiss was friends with Mum. 465 00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:52,700 I hate this! 466 00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:54,100 They changed the fucking font! 467 00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:56,700 He heard my story at some cocktail party. 468 00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:59,800 She's stupid! You're not stupid. 469 00:37:59,900 --> 00:38:01,700 - All right. - Get Cynthia on the line! 470 00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:05,000 - Well, Domino's in the lobby. - They changed the fucking font! 471 00:38:05,100 --> 00:38:07,200 Well, Domino's been waiting. 472 00:38:07,300 --> 00:38:08,900 Put her in the conference room. 473 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,000 Turns out, he wanted to put us on television. 474 00:38:12,500 --> 00:38:15,800 I should let you know that Mr Heiss will only be available to meet 475 00:38:15,900 --> 00:38:19,200 for about five minutes, so we should hurry up and cut to the point. 476 00:38:20,900 --> 00:38:25,300 And speak in short sentences because he has the attention span 477 00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:27,100 of a ferret on crystal meth. 478 00:38:27,700 --> 00:38:30,700 Mum was horrified and demanded to tag along 479 00:38:30,700 --> 00:38:33,200 just to keep me from signing anything. 480 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:37,200 - I've seen that. - Excuse me? 481 00:38:37,300 --> 00:38:39,000 A ferret on crystal meth. 482 00:38:46,300 --> 00:38:48,800 You don�t speak... you don't speak Spanish? 483 00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:50,800 - No. - No? 484 00:38:52,100 --> 00:38:55,700 This is LA, man. You should speak Spanish, you know? 485 00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:00,800 OK, everybody has water... 486 00:39:06,500 --> 00:39:10,800 God, he should be here any second. Here he is. 487 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,700 - Sophie. - Hello. 488 00:39:15,300 --> 00:39:19,100 Sorry, guys, about the wait. I'm having font issues. 489 00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:22,200 Let me cut to the chase 'cause I have to take this call. 490 00:39:22,300 --> 00:39:25,400 We want to follow you around with a camera crew for a week. 491 00:39:25,500 --> 00:39:29,300 The last thing we did... the pilot episode... is not testing well. 492 00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:31,300 We got too many rednecks. 493 00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:39,600 It's too much like Cops. 494 00:39:39,700 --> 00:39:41,400 We need... Go ahead. 495 00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:43,800 We need... 496 00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:46,400 something sexy! 497 00:39:47,100 --> 00:39:49,200 Something different. 498 00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:53,200 We need Domino. 499 00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:58,600 We need Domino. 500 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,100 Listen, friend... 501 00:40:04,100 --> 00:40:06,100 we ain't gonna do this thing 502 00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:09,200 unless the whole team gets equal coverage. 503 00:40:09,700 --> 00:40:13,100 You're not her father, Ed. No one cares what you think. 504 00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:21,400 Well, with all due respect, Mom, 505 00:40:21,500 --> 00:40:26,100 I'm her boss, and she's on my team. OK? 506 00:40:28,900 --> 00:40:31,300 And unless we all get equal coverage, 507 00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:34,600 we're all gonna walk the fuck out of here together? 508 00:40:39,900 --> 00:40:43,500 Equal coverage, or we all walk. 509 00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:45,500 Done! OK. 510 00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:48,500 The whole team... We follow it. 511 00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:52,500 What guarantee can you give us that Domino's name won�t be tarnished? 512 00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:55,500 Sophie, this is reality television. 513 00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:59,200 What you see is what you get. 514 00:40:59,300 --> 00:41:03,700 You will be exploited, your story won�t be told truthfully, 515 00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:06,200 and your life will never be the same. 516 00:41:06,300 --> 00:41:09,000 I beg you. 517 00:41:09,100 --> 00:41:12,300 I beg you not to get involved with this... 518 00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:14,400 this drivel! 519 00:41:15,500 --> 00:41:18,200 No offence, Mark, but we both know that this is drivel. 520 00:41:18,300 --> 00:41:20,500 No offence taken. 521 00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:23,300 Anyway, if she's gonna be in anything, she should be in the centre. 522 00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:25,700 Sure, OK. 523 00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:28,000 But... 524 00:41:28,100 --> 00:41:30,100 Done! 525 00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:33,000 Talk it over. I have to take this call. 526 00:41:33,100 --> 00:41:36,700 Cynthia, you changed the fucking font on the promo! Why? 527 00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:40,800 I felt like a hypocrite, given my hatred of all things Hollywood, 528 00:41:40,900 --> 00:41:43,200 but I'll admit... 529 00:41:43,300 --> 00:41:45,200 I wanted my story told. 530 00:41:46,100 --> 00:41:49,000 I wanted everyone to know the things I'd done. 531 00:41:49,100 --> 00:41:51,700 I wanted some recognition in the world. 532 00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:55,700 We'll do it. 533 00:41:57,800 --> 00:42:00,000 We'll do it. 534 00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:04,300 God help us. God help us all. 535 00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:07,500 It was the beginning of the end. 536 00:42:09,100 --> 00:42:11,400 Jerry! Jerry! 537 00:42:11,500 --> 00:42:16,100 Welcome back. We're here in LA with mixed race single mothers. 538 00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:18,600 Our next guest takes pride in the fact 539 00:42:18,700 --> 00:42:20,900 that she's in the Guinness Book of World Records 540 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:24,800 for being America's youngest grandmother. 541 00:42:24,900 --> 00:42:28,400 And... she's only 28. 542 00:42:28,500 --> 00:42:30,700 Please welcome Lateesha Rodriguez! 543 00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:33,600 Lateesha was our prime contact at the DMV. 544 00:42:33,700 --> 00:42:37,300 Most of our bond certificates came from Claremont through her. 545 00:42:40,900 --> 00:42:42,900 - Hey, Jerry! - Hey, Lateesha. How are you? 546 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:44,700 - I'm fine. - What's going on? 547 00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:48,100 I'm here today to speak for all people of mixed race in America. 548 00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:52,000 Now, as a blactino woman, I believe we deserve our own race category 549 00:42:52,100 --> 00:42:54,900 to forge an identity, Jerry. That's how I feel. 550 00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,300 Did you just say "blactino"? 551 00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:59,400 Yes, I did. I'm a blactino-American. 552 00:42:59,500 --> 00:43:01,300 First of all... 553 00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:03,500 first of all, you don't even look Latino. 554 00:43:03,500 --> 00:43:05,700 You look black. You're... You're black. 555 00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:08,800 Second of all, I'm of mixed race, and I've struggled my whole life 556 00:43:08,900 --> 00:43:11,200 as to whether I'm Chinese or whether I'm black. 557 00:43:11,300 --> 00:43:13,700 Chinegro! What you are is chinegro! 558 00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:16,000 - Chinegro? - Chinegro! There you go! 559 00:43:16,100 --> 00:43:18,200 - Chinegro? - You are a chinegro! 560 00:43:18,300 --> 00:43:22,800 - What the is chinegro? - That's what you are! Chinegro is you! 561 00:43:22,900 --> 00:43:25,200 That's some bulls... 562 00:43:25,300 --> 00:43:28,800 OK, as I understand it, you brought a mixed-race flow chart with you. 563 00:43:28,900 --> 00:43:31,800 Why don�t we bring that out? 564 00:43:33,300 --> 00:43:37,100 How you doin', sugar? All right. I'm gonna call you later. 565 00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:39,700 All right. 566 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:42,500 Take a look at this... 567 00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:46,300 Blactino, black Asian, hispasian, OK? 568 00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:49,500 Now, for the Asian subcategories, I got you, sister. 569 00:43:49,500 --> 00:43:52,600 We have chinegro right here. That's you. Chinegro. 570 00:43:52,700 --> 00:43:54,800 That's not a word! That's not a word! 571 00:43:54,900 --> 00:43:59,100 Yes, it is, sister. We have koreagro. Japegro, OK? 572 00:44:01,100 --> 00:44:04,400 Chispanic, koreaspanic, and last but not least, 573 00:44:04,500 --> 00:44:07,600 check this out, y'all... japanic. 574 00:44:07,700 --> 00:44:09,900 That's how I flow with it! 575 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:13,900 Do you believe the government should recognise these racial subgroups? 576 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:15,400 Yes, Jerry, I do. 577 00:44:15,500 --> 00:44:16,800 Hey, wait! 578 00:44:16,900 --> 00:44:19,700 First of all, first of all, honey, let me tell you, 579 00:44:19,700 --> 00:44:22,500 from one, blactino woman to another... 580 00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:25,000 - Right on. - Our concern is education! 581 00:44:25,100 --> 00:44:28,400 You ever hear of that?! Here you are, a 28-year-old grandmother! 582 00:44:28,500 --> 00:44:30,300 Yes, I am. 583 00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:32,500 You need to add another category to your flow chart. 584 00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:36,200 It's called birth control, bitch! 585 00:44:39,900 --> 00:44:42,300 OK, yeah. Check this out. 586 00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:44,600 I am educated, you blactino bitch! 587 00:44:44,700 --> 00:44:45,900 What?! 588 00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:49,200 I'm a Devry graduate! And, yes, my daughter might be a single mother... 589 00:44:49,300 --> 00:44:53,300 - I'll kick your ass! I'll kick your ass! - Bring it, bitch! 590 00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:57,700 Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! 591 00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:16,700 - Come on, Bri. We're late, we're late. - Dude, it's fucking Map quest. 592 00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:18,800 I told you, never again with that piece of shit. 593 00:45:18,900 --> 00:45:20,300 Guys. 594 00:45:21,900 --> 00:45:23,400 Come meet Domino. 595 00:45:23,500 --> 00:45:27,500 Domino, I want you to meet the co-hosts of Bounty Squad. 596 00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:31,600 Fucking... fucking... fucking... 597 00:45:31,700 --> 00:45:35,700 fucking 90210. I couldn't get away from it. 598 00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:37,800 It wasn�t until later on that I realised 599 00:45:37,900 --> 00:45:40,900 Mum had gotten to Heiss and pulled some strings. 600 00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:42,800 Ian Ziering. 601 00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:47,200 Brian Austin Green. Domino. 602 00:45:49,300 --> 00:45:51,000 Cocoa... Choco. 603 00:45:51,100 --> 00:45:53,200 - Cocoa? - Choco. 604 00:45:53,300 --> 00:45:55,100 Choco. Sorry. 605 00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:57,000 The man from Afghanistan 606 00:45:57,100 --> 00:46:00,800 has made some significant changes to the RV. 607 00:46:02,500 --> 00:46:04,300 My God. 608 00:46:18,700 --> 00:46:21,500 Are those real bones? 609 00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:24,100 Monkey... monkey bones? 610 00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:27,200 Shrunken heads? 611 00:46:27,300 --> 00:46:29,400 From my family. 612 00:46:29,700 --> 00:46:32,700 I drive these bounty hunters for a free Afghanistan. 613 00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:36,700 I didn't know this was gonna be a political show. 614 00:46:38,900 --> 00:46:44,000 Alf grew up during the Russian invasion of Afghanistan. 615 00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:52,200 He had always wanted to be part of the revolution 616 00:46:53,500 --> 00:46:56,200 but it seemed to pass him by. 617 00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,000 At the tender age of 14, 618 00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:04,200 he decided that explosives would be his speciality. 619 00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,400 His eyebrows never grew back. 620 00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,500 OK, Ed... 621 00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:35,200 What background should someone have if they want to go into bounty hunting? 622 00:47:35,300 --> 00:47:37,700 How does jail sound? 623 00:47:41,100 --> 00:47:43,300 So, tell me, do you boys hunt? 624 00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:45,700 I killed a... I killed a squirrel... 625 00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:49,400 once. 626 00:47:53,700 --> 00:47:58,800 Well, let me tell you something. Once you hunt a human being, 627 00:47:59,900 --> 00:48:02,500 you'll never hunt an animal again. 628 00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:04,600 You know, it's a different kind of rush. 629 00:48:04,700 --> 00:48:08,600 The problem is, is that when you've done it for as long as I have, 630 00:48:08,700 --> 00:48:10,600 all you got to show for it is 631 00:48:10,700 --> 00:48:14,400 an empty bank account and, IBS. 632 00:48:16,900 --> 00:48:20,000 - IBS? - Yeah, that's irritable bowel syndrome. 633 00:48:20,100 --> 00:48:24,900 You got a spastic colon? That's hysterical. 634 00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:27,200 You know, my grandmother has one of those. 635 00:48:27,300 --> 00:48:29,300 Does your grandmother hunt? 636 00:48:30,300 --> 00:48:33,000 Well, I don't know. Maybe. 637 00:48:35,300 --> 00:48:38,600 Why don't you just shut the fuck up? 638 00:48:45,900 --> 00:48:48,900 You were supposed to talk about the healthcare crisis! 639 00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:51,700 Exactly. Why would you use Jerry Springer 640 00:48:51,700 --> 00:48:56,000 as a platform for some kind of progressive race modification proposal? 641 00:48:56,100 --> 00:48:59,000 Well, I don't think Ted Koppel would blook Lateesha Rodriguez! 642 00:48:59,100 --> 00:49:03,000 - Not a chance. - Not a chance in hell. 643 00:49:03,100 --> 00:49:05,500 OK, Jerry is one of the only forums our people have, baby. 644 00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:08,600 I thought having time on Springer would give me a chance 645 00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:12,400 of gettin' a blook deal or a correspondence gig on BET. 646 00:49:12,500 --> 00:49:14,000 Jenny Jones bitch got cancelled. 647 00:49:14,100 --> 00:49:16,400 Yeah, Montel would've been better. 648 00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:25,600 Lateesha's granddaughter Mika had a rare blood disease. 649 00:49:25,700 --> 00:49:28,600 Her white cell count was dropping fast. 650 00:49:28,700 --> 00:49:30,300 Dad? 651 00:49:31,500 --> 00:49:33,800 We need money. 652 00:49:37,100 --> 00:49:38,700 I got an idea. 653 00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:40,300 What? 654 00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:42,200 Armoured car business. 655 00:49:43,100 --> 00:49:45,500 We just signed a new insurance policy in Nevada. 656 00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:47,600 There's a loophole. 657 00:49:50,900 --> 00:49:54,100 Claremont Williams, bail bondsman, 658 00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:58,400 armoured car service, bounty hunter service. 659 00:49:58,500 --> 00:50:00,900 An unusual combination. 660 00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:07,400 Kee Kee, me and Claremont 661 00:50:07,500 --> 00:50:10,800 are working on a plan to get money for Mika. 662 00:50:12,300 --> 00:50:15,600 A real good plan, baby... a good plan. 663 00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:21,000 Are you aware that Lateesha Rodriguez has been running 664 00:50:21,100 --> 00:50:23,000 a counterfeit driver's licence racket? 665 00:50:23,100 --> 00:50:25,500 Well, that's the word on the street. 666 00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:30,700 You drove Lateesha's daughter to school, 667 00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:33,900 then dropped her off at the DMV. Why? 668 00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,300 Her car was in the shop. 669 00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:45,100 How convenient. The morning you call in sick, I turn on the TV 670 00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:48,800 and see you all over Jerry Springer. 671 00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:53,600 - Never heard of Ti Vo? - Think I can afford it? 672 00:50:53,700 --> 00:50:56,000 Give me a break, Pat. What do you want? 673 00:50:56,100 --> 00:50:59,700 I got a call yesterday from our health care provider. 674 00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:02,400 They said you tried to pass your granddaughter off as Kee Kee 675 00:51:02,500 --> 00:51:05,200 down at City Terrace Community Hospital. 676 00:51:05,300 --> 00:51:09,200 They said you forged the age on the application for some sort of operation. 677 00:51:09,300 --> 00:51:12,900 Mother fuckin' HMOs don't cover grandchildren. 678 00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:17,400 That fuckin' operation is $300,000. Where am I gonna get the money, Pat? 679 00:51:17,500 --> 00:51:22,400 You should've thought about that before you became a grandmother. 680 00:51:22,500 --> 00:51:24,700 Fuck you. 681 00:51:25,700 --> 00:51:29,200 You got 2 weeks to clear out your desk. 682 00:51:29,300 --> 00:51:32,200 It just kept getting worse for Lateesha. 683 00:51:32,300 --> 00:51:35,700 - What? - Did I stutter? 2 weeks. 684 00:51:36,300 --> 00:51:39,100 No one could've expected what happened next. 685 00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:44,500 By the way, there are a couple of FBI agents here that want to talk to you. 686 00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:53,300 You're gonna go to jail for a long, long time, Lateesha. 687 00:51:53,900 --> 00:51:55,900 Unless you cooperate with us. 688 00:51:55,900 --> 00:51:58,900 Their names were Cosgrove and Wilson. 689 00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:01,900 Someone had tipped them off to Lateesha's counterfeit scam, 690 00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:04,500 but that's not what they were really after. 691 00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:06,300 I'm listening. 692 00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:08,800 In about 10 minutes, a college kid named Frances 693 00:52:08,900 --> 00:52:12,700 is gonna walk up to your window and ask for 4counterfeit IDs. 694 00:52:14,100 --> 00:52:15,700 You could help us out here. 695 00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:18,300 Lateesha, we want to know what he�s up to. 696 00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:22,600 I mean, look at you. You got your hair did, your nails lookin' all good. 697 00:52:22,700 --> 00:52:25,700 You go to jail, that's all gonna go away. 698 00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:28,100 - Won't see your kids for a long time. - Think about it. 699 00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:30,300 It's gonna be long as hell. 700 00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:35,100 This was when Lateesha decided to do something foolish, 701 00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:38,500 and Frances was in the wrong place at the wrong time. 702 00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:40,000 OK. 703 00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:46,700 OK. He and three of his friends are gonna hijack an armoured truck. 704 00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:52,700 They're gonna walk away with 10 million in cash. 705 00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:54,800 10 million. 706 00:52:56,800 --> 00:53:01,800 Now serving GO86. 707 00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:06,300 Hey. 708 00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:28,100 Weather Sunshine, that's for sure. We should be at 76 degrees, 709 00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:31,400 the downtown area barely breaking that 70-degree mark. 710 00:53:31,500 --> 00:53:35,100 66 was the high yesterday. Overnight lows dropping down to 48 degrees. 711 00:53:35,200 --> 00:53:37,500 All right, y'all, Lateesha done... 712 00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:40,800 Lateesha done dug herself a deep hole, 713 00:53:40,900 --> 00:53:44,400 and, she can't get out by herself. 714 00:53:44,500 --> 00:53:46,400 Can y'all dig what I�m saying? 715 00:53:46,500 --> 00:53:49,700 Mija, we're in a hole together. We dig together. We're a team. 716 00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:52,800 Just like Billy Ocean says: "When the going gets tough... " 717 00:53:52,900 --> 00:53:55,200 "the tough get going. " 718 00:53:58,700 --> 00:54:01,300 There are 3 kinds of people in this world... 719 00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:03,300 the rich, 720 00:54:03,400 --> 00:54:06,300 the poor, and everyone in between. 721 00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:09,100 Think you're having a tough day? You should see this. 722 00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:11,300 I got an armoured truck that's empty. Yeah. 723 00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:14,100 I think Mr Wonderful is pulling up now. 724 00:54:20,600 --> 00:54:24,600 That's Drake Bishop, owner of the Stratosphere Hotel and Casino. 725 00:54:24,600 --> 00:54:28,800 He's worth a billion dollars, 10 million of it recently stolen. 726 00:54:28,900 --> 00:54:31,400 His attorney, Burke Beckett. 727 00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:34,300 - I'm Detective Chris Cudlitz. - We know who you are. 728 00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:35,400 Where's my money? 729 00:54:35,500 --> 00:54:38,500 I think it�s probably best if we take a look at the tapes. 730 00:54:43,500 --> 00:54:45,900 Our tapes show that at 6:23am, 731 00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:50,400 your truck pulls into the parking lot and turns the engine off. 732 00:54:52,700 --> 00:54:55,500 - Rewind, please. - Rewind the tape. 733 00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:01,900 - Freeze the tape. - Freeze the tape. 734 00:55:02,700 --> 00:55:05,600 - Now, can you zoom in? - Zoom in, please. 735 00:55:05,700 --> 00:55:08,100 You a fucking mockingbird? Shut the fuck up! 736 00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:09,900 I just... 737 00:55:15,700 --> 00:55:19,000 - Nancy Reagan. - I think that's Hillary Clinton. 738 00:55:19,100 --> 00:55:22,900 - Fat ankles. - It's Barbara fucking Bush. 739 00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:25,800 And Jacqueline Onassis just to her left. 740 00:55:25,900 --> 00:55:29,400 Christ almighty, it's the goddamned First Ladies. 741 00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:32,700 If you don�t mind me asking you, Mr Bishop, 742 00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:34,900 what exactly is in those tan duffel bags? 743 00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:39,000 - You don�t have to answer that. - Shut up, Burke. $10 million, cash. 744 00:55:39,100 --> 00:55:41,900 Don't tell me it was a fucking hijacking. 745 00:55:43,700 --> 00:55:46,400 How'd you get me in this position, Burke? 746 00:55:46,500 --> 00:55:49,500 Mr. Bishop? You have an urgent telephone call, sir. 747 00:55:50,700 --> 00:55:52,500 Yeah. Bishop. 748 00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:55,100 Bishop, this is Claremont Williams. 749 00:55:55,200 --> 00:55:58,700 I own the Williams Brothers Armoured Car Service. 750 00:55:58,700 --> 00:55:59,900 Yeah. 751 00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,600 Hold on a minute, please. 752 00:56:13,800 --> 00:56:15,000 Let me isolate it. 753 00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:19,600 Yesterday I received an e-mail from a source. 754 00:56:19,700 --> 00:56:22,400 In this e-mail were four social security numbers 755 00:56:22,500 --> 00:56:25,200 made to counterfeit California driver's licences. 756 00:56:25,300 --> 00:56:26,500 And? 757 00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:29,200 I believe these are the gentlemen who robbed us, sir. 758 00:56:29,300 --> 00:56:32,500 I'm also a bail bondsman out of Los Angeles, 759 00:56:32,600 --> 00:56:36,700 and I can track down and deliver these thieves to you for a small finder's fee. 760 00:56:36,700 --> 00:56:40,100 - How much? - Just $300,000. 761 00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:43,100 And what happens if you don't deliver? 762 00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:47,300 My theft insurance policy will have to fork over that $10 million. 763 00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:49,300 That will take 6-8 months. 764 00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:52,000 But you should know, sir, that I employ bounty hunters, 765 00:56:52,100 --> 00:56:55,500 and my bounty hunters can and will track down these thieves. 766 00:56:55,600 --> 00:56:59,500 Well, you deliver these crooks to me and you've got yourself a deal... 767 00:56:59,600 --> 00:57:00,900 300,000. 768 00:57:00,900 --> 00:57:03,300 Thank you, sir. That's a deal. 769 00:57:06,700 --> 00:57:09,700 Crime boss Anthony Cigliutti. 770 00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:15,300 Bishop's attorney had put his boss in business with the mob. 771 00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:17,100 They're asking for a finder�s fee. 772 00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:20,100 Finder's fee? That's bullshit. 773 00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:22,500 Sounds like an inside job to me. 774 00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:25,200 Could be. Who knows if this Claremont Williams 775 00:57:25,300 --> 00:57:27,100 is in on the heist or not. 776 00:57:27,100 --> 00:57:30,600 All I know, if this joker delivers the First Ladies, 777 00:57:30,700 --> 00:57:33,600 we'll split the 300,000 fee with you. 778 00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:40,000 All right, gentlemen. Sounds like we got a little situation here. 779 00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:43,900 Quite a mess indeed. 780 00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:48,400 Beckett had just brokered an underhanded deal with Cigliutti. 781 00:57:48,500 --> 00:57:51,400 The 10 million, en route from LA to Vegas, 782 00:57:51,500 --> 00:57:53,000 belonged to the mob. 783 00:57:53,100 --> 00:57:57,600 Bishop's clean reputation was a great cover for laundered cash. 784 00:57:58,600 --> 00:58:01,500 If the FBI could link the two men together, 785 00:58:01,600 --> 00:58:03,900 it would be the takedown of the century. 786 00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:11,700 The FBI was always listening, hence the underwater cordless. 787 00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:21,500 In Needles. 788 00:58:28,300 --> 00:58:31,600 Locus Fender was brought in to drive the armoured car, 789 00:58:31,700 --> 00:58:34,000 another one of Claremont's network of stooges. 790 00:58:34,100 --> 00:58:36,700 His mother Edna worked at the Nedles DMV. 791 00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:40,800 Mama! You're not gonna believe this. Mama, come quick! 792 00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:44,000 - Where are the First Ladies? - They disappeared. 793 00:58:44,100 --> 00:58:45,800 What do you mean, they disappeared? 794 00:58:45,800 --> 00:58:49,900 According to Locus, they stopped for gas. 795 00:58:51,500 --> 00:58:54,900 I'm gonna fill up the tank and grab a Mountain Dew. Don�t make a peep. 796 00:58:54,900 --> 00:58:57,100 Especially you, Barbara. 797 00:59:03,900 --> 00:59:05,900 - Hey, man. - Hey, how's it going? 798 00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:08,100 I need to get... 799 00:59:08,200 --> 00:59:10,900 $8 of gas and... 800 00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:13,700 A Mountain Dew. Do you have Moonpie? 801 00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:16,300 Yeah, I got a couple of them over there. 802 00:59:17,100 --> 00:59:19,500 And a slim... 803 00:59:19,600 --> 00:59:22,500 Shit! No, no, no! 804 00:59:22,600 --> 00:59:26,500 He was sure they'd nabbed the cash. Straight-up double-cross. 805 00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:34,200 But they'd left without it. 806 00:59:34,600 --> 00:59:37,500 That doesn�t make any sense. 807 00:59:41,100 --> 00:59:43,900 Well, they left all the money. It doesn�t make sense... 808 00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:47,500 Locus! Fuck �em. Their loss is our gain. 809 00:59:47,600 --> 00:59:49,400 Put the money in the freezer. 810 00:59:49,500 --> 00:59:52,800 - Mama? - Locus... Fuck �em. 811 00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:54,700 OK, Mama. 812 00:59:54,800 --> 00:59:59,000 Either this was some kind of setup, or the First Ladies got scared, 813 00:59:59,100 --> 01:00:01,000 decided to pull out and cut their losses. 814 01:00:04,700 --> 01:00:07,400 Are you wearing makeup? 815 01:00:07,500 --> 01:00:09,600 What, can you tell? 816 01:00:09,700 --> 01:00:12,900 You're wearing eyeliner, man. You look like a drag queen. 817 01:00:13,700 --> 01:00:15,500 Who the hell is that? 818 01:00:30,300 --> 01:00:33,500 Guys, it's time. We need the bounty hunters. 819 01:00:33,600 --> 01:00:36,300 Come on! 110%. 820 01:00:36,300 --> 01:00:39,800 Looks like Night of the Living Dead. 821 01:00:40,800 --> 01:00:44,100 Are we on? Now? 822 01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:45,100 Yeah, now. 823 01:00:45,200 --> 01:00:48,800 - Is that a joint? - No. He's not smoking. 824 01:00:48,900 --> 01:00:52,600 Put that down. You know, television... the people watching, those kids... 825 01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:53,800 Yeah, yeah... 826 01:00:59,900 --> 01:01:04,000 Claremont fed us a fake story about the First Ladies. 827 01:01:05,800 --> 01:01:08,000 Are we rolling? 828 01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:11,700 So, today, Domino and her team are out to nab four criminals for forging checks 829 01:01:11,800 --> 01:01:14,000 with counterfeit driver's licences. 830 01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:17,000 What can you tell us about these 4creeps, Domino? 831 01:01:17,100 --> 01:01:21,300 Apparently, they call themselves the First Ladies. 832 01:01:21,400 --> 01:01:25,700 Jackie Onassis... his real name was Lester Kincaid. 833 01:01:25,800 --> 01:01:28,100 Yo, yo, yo yo, yo 834 01:01:32,300 --> 01:01:36,100 Hey, Rochelle. Put your mama on the phone. 835 01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:37,800 Hey, what's happening, baby? 836 01:01:38,200 --> 01:01:40,000 Lester Kincaid, you're going to jail. 837 01:01:40,100 --> 01:01:42,600 What the fuck is this shit? Hey, man! 838 01:01:43,800 --> 01:01:46,100 I need clearances. 839 01:01:52,400 --> 01:01:54,400 - Go, go. - Cho... Chocko... Choco. 840 01:01:54,500 --> 01:01:56,600 Jesus. This guy's a psychopath. 841 01:01:56,700 --> 01:02:01,100 What do we get for $10? Everything you want. 842 01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:05,600 Nancy Reagan turned out to be a sex addict named Howie Stein. 843 01:02:05,700 --> 01:02:10,100 My name is Howie, and I am a recovering nymphomaniac. 844 01:02:10,200 --> 01:02:12,600 Yeah! Hi, Howie. 845 01:02:22,700 --> 01:02:25,800 Now, if 2 Live Crew has taught us anything, 846 01:02:25,900 --> 01:02:29,900 it's that horniness in today's society is out of control. 847 01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:32,400 And at one point within the next decade, 848 01:02:32,500 --> 01:02:34,200 mark my words, ladies and gentlemen, 849 01:02:34,300 --> 01:02:37,600 society will have reached something I call... 850 01:02:37,700 --> 01:02:39,800 APATT... 851 01:02:41,100 --> 01:02:44,300 "All porno, all the time. " 852 01:02:44,300 --> 01:02:49,000 Pornography will have become an epidemic in this country. 853 01:02:49,100 --> 01:02:52,100 Phase one... masturbation. 854 01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:55,200 - Who's this chump? - That's Howard Stein. 855 01:02:55,300 --> 01:02:57,600 He's an entertainment lawyer, some shit firm. 856 01:02:57,700 --> 01:02:59,000 Love him. 857 01:02:59,100 --> 01:03:01,100 He's so attractive. 858 01:03:01,200 --> 01:03:03,200 And to our female friends here today, 859 01:03:03,300 --> 01:03:08,400 we must not abuse of our dogs with the lure of a peanut butter snatch. 860 01:03:08,500 --> 01:03:11,800 We must channel our horniness into extracurricular activities. 861 01:03:11,900 --> 01:03:14,700 Howard Stein, you're under arrest. 862 01:03:14,800 --> 01:03:18,500 Whoa! Look, he's got him by the eyes. 863 01:03:26,100 --> 01:03:30,900 Barbara Bush and Hillary Clinton were next. 864 01:03:37,500 --> 01:03:39,900 Frances and Charles Cigliutti. 865 01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:43,900 Their father was mob boss Anthony Cigliutti. They were Mafia kids. 866 01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:47,200 We found them at their frat house, and they'd been under FBI surveillance 867 01:03:47,300 --> 01:03:49,600 for the past six months. 868 01:04:01,900 --> 01:04:04,200 All right, boys, we're in business. 869 01:04:04,300 --> 01:04:07,200 Yeah. The bounty hunters have arrived. 870 01:04:08,700 --> 01:04:11,900 They're driving Winne... driving Winnebagos? 871 01:04:15,800 --> 01:04:18,400 What is this shit? 872 01:04:20,300 --> 01:04:22,800 Is that the guy from Beverly Hills 90210? 873 01:04:22,900 --> 01:04:26,400 - I fuckin' loved that show, man. - Well, he hasn't aged well. 874 01:04:33,400 --> 01:04:36,700 We're looking for Frances and Charles! Are they here? 875 01:04:40,500 --> 01:04:44,100 We're from a new reality TV show. It's called Bounty Squad. 876 01:04:45,700 --> 01:04:49,100 Jesus, look at that. She just tells it like it is. 877 01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:52,100 It's... It's... we should sign her. 878 01:05:03,900 --> 01:05:05,700 Frances! Frances! 879 01:05:05,800 --> 01:05:10,000 Frances! Frances! 880 01:05:10,100 --> 01:05:13,700 All right, 60 seconds. Here's the question. 881 01:05:14,300 --> 01:05:16,600 Which one of you is Frances? 882 01:05:57,300 --> 01:05:58,500 This girl is gonna be a star. 883 01:05:58,600 --> 01:06:02,100 We should sign her to a talent holding deal. 884 01:06:02,800 --> 01:06:04,500 Stay down! 885 01:06:04,600 --> 01:06:06,700 Fucker! 886 01:06:28,900 --> 01:06:31,000 Fuck! 887 01:06:48,800 --> 01:06:50,800 Fuck. 888 01:06:50,900 --> 01:06:53,900 I told him back off. It's too psychotic. 889 01:07:09,800 --> 01:07:11,500 - Hello? - You get all four? 890 01:07:11,600 --> 01:07:13,800 - Yeah. - Good. 891 01:07:13,900 --> 01:07:16,200 Deliver them to the Needles DMV, 892 01:07:16,300 --> 01:07:18,700 sundown, the Sam Kinison Monument. 893 01:07:18,800 --> 01:07:20,900 Why in the fuck out there? 894 01:07:20,900 --> 01:07:24,700 Listen, I can't even find any warrants in the system for these four. 895 01:07:24,800 --> 01:07:27,900 The system hasn't been updated is all. 896 01:07:45,900 --> 01:07:48,300 - Hey. - How you doing? 897 01:07:51,100 --> 01:07:54,500 - This is all an act, isn�t it? - What is? 898 01:07:54,600 --> 01:07:58,300 This... this whole tough chick thing. 899 01:07:59,600 --> 01:08:01,700 What makes you so sure? 900 01:08:02,300 --> 01:08:04,500 I'm an actor. 901 01:08:04,600 --> 01:08:07,500 You can't fake it like we can. 902 01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:10,200 You know what I think? 0 00:00:02,500 --> 00:00:12,200 RESYNC BY BSpidey87 903 01:08:10,300 --> 01:08:14,100 I think you're just a scared little girl with some serious daddy issues. 904 01:08:27,600 --> 01:08:30,100 Motherfucker! 905 01:08:31,100 --> 01:08:33,500 You... you broke my fuckin' nose! 906 01:08:37,100 --> 01:08:38,900 Thanks. 907 01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:43,700 My friend Tina, she thought you were dead. 908 01:08:43,700 --> 01:08:48,500 Really? Well, tell your friend Tina... she's a whore. 909 01:09:00,400 --> 01:09:03,400 - It's still bleeding. - I can�t believe this fucking bitch. 910 01:09:03,500 --> 01:09:05,600 - I'm sorry! 911 01:09:08,900 --> 01:09:10,900 Where are the bond certificates? 912 01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:13,700 There are no bond certificates. 913 01:09:16,500 --> 01:09:18,200 Claremont didn�t provide them? 914 01:09:18,300 --> 01:09:20,800 He didn't give me anything. 915 01:09:20,900 --> 01:09:23,900 Hey, Claremont said drop the First Ladies off in Needles, 916 01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:27,200 go home and don't ask any questions. 917 01:09:32,500 --> 01:09:37,100 There's only one reason that we wouldn�t have any bond certificates. 918 01:09:43,100 --> 01:09:45,800 These guys have never been arrested. 919 01:09:47,600 --> 01:09:50,600 Is this an inside job? 920 01:10:14,800 --> 01:10:17,800 - No, that's bullshit... - Do you believe what's going on? 921 01:10:17,900 --> 01:10:20,800 No, I didn't sign on for this shit, Terry. I got punched in the... 922 01:10:20,900 --> 01:10:23,900 Get the fuckin' camera off me right now, please. 923 01:10:25,600 --> 01:10:30,200 Put down the camera. Turn the fucking camera off! 924 01:10:30,300 --> 01:10:32,800 What happens now? 925 01:10:32,900 --> 01:10:34,700 The tour is cancelled. 926 01:10:34,800 --> 01:10:37,200 You drove us to Needles to putus in jail? 927 01:10:37,200 --> 01:10:39,700 Come on, move! Getup. Come on. 928 01:10:39,700 --> 01:10:42,000 Turn the fucking camera off! 929 01:10:42,100 --> 01:10:44,500 Don�t listen to her. Keep filming. 930 01:10:44,600 --> 01:10:45,900 Fucker! 931 01:10:54,800 --> 01:10:56,800 Fuck! 932 01:11:09,400 --> 01:11:12,200 - I ain't worth this shit. - Shut the fuck up and walk. 933 01:11:12,300 --> 01:11:14,000 - These aren't cops. - No shit. 934 01:11:14,100 --> 01:11:16,100 Watch your mouth. God is listening. 935 01:11:16,200 --> 01:11:18,200 Come over here, good-looking. 936 01:11:18,300 --> 01:11:20,400 Here's your First Ladies. 937 01:11:20,500 --> 01:11:23,300 Pleasure doing business with you. 938 01:11:23,400 --> 01:11:25,900 She told me she was 18. 939 01:11:39,400 --> 01:11:42,600 - Ow. Fuck! - I hit my head, too. 940 01:11:42,600 --> 01:11:47,400 Why the fuck are we staying in this shithole? This is ridiculous. 941 01:11:47,400 --> 01:11:49,200 Guys. 942 01:11:51,500 --> 01:11:54,800 The footage we captured for that was phenomenal. 943 01:11:54,900 --> 01:11:56,700 Did you get the broken fuckin' nose? 944 01:11:56,800 --> 01:11:59,600 - It's gonna jumpstart your careers. - Fuck, yeah. 945 01:11:59,700 --> 01:12:01,900 Look at my face! 946 01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:04,000 It's all good. 947 01:12:07,900 --> 01:12:11,300 You need to start thinking more positively. We need to celebrate. 948 01:12:11,400 --> 01:12:14,500 - We need to go to, like, a strip club. - All right. 949 01:12:25,500 --> 01:12:28,000 Something awful was about to happen. 950 01:12:41,500 --> 01:12:43,700 I could feel it in my bones. 951 01:13:12,100 --> 01:13:16,000 What? 952 01:13:28,300 --> 01:13:31,100 Do you mind if I ask you a question? 953 01:13:32,800 --> 01:13:35,600 Do I look like I speak Spanish? 954 01:13:36,600 --> 01:13:40,100 Do I look South American to you? I don't understand 955 01:13:40,100 --> 01:13:41,800 a word you're fucking saying. 956 01:13:41,900 --> 01:13:45,100 You know what? Ed's right. It's not cute. It's not fucking cute! 957 01:13:45,200 --> 01:13:48,600 It's never been fucking cute, Choco! I don't fucking understand you! 958 01:13:48,700 --> 01:13:50,600 You're a freak! 959 01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:25,500 Man, they never show the cum shots in these shitbag motels. 960 01:14:46,900 --> 01:14:52,700 Jesus Christ, Choco. I just got done paying 12.95 for this movie. 961 01:14:52,800 --> 01:14:57,100 - I'm never gonna know how it ends. - Don't fuck with me, Ed. 962 01:14:57,100 --> 01:15:00,400 Listen, Choco, don't go goddamn King Kong on me, OK? 963 01:15:00,500 --> 01:15:04,200 If you want to be alone... if you need me, I'll tell you what... 964 01:15:04,200 --> 01:15:07,400 I'll be in Domino's room. I'll be makin' up my own ending. 965 01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:10,300 Shut up! 966 01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:14,400 Come on, boy. I'm gonna whip your ass, 967 01:15:14,500 --> 01:15:18,200 and then I'm gonna whip your goddamn girlfriend's ass. 968 01:15:21,500 --> 01:15:24,800 - Do it! - Hey, wait a minute... 969 01:15:28,300 --> 01:15:30,800 What are you doing? Over this?! 970 01:15:30,900 --> 01:15:33,300 - Pull the fuckin' trigger. - I will fucking pull it! 971 01:15:33,400 --> 01:15:36,000 I know it comes easy to a fucker like you. 972 01:15:36,100 --> 01:15:39,200 Pull it. Pull the trigger. 973 01:15:41,700 --> 01:15:45,200 You think I don't know what the fuck's goin' on? 974 01:15:47,100 --> 01:15:49,400 Let me tell you something. 975 01:15:51,700 --> 01:15:53,700 You see this? 976 01:15:54,800 --> 01:15:57,300 There was no prison riot. 977 01:15:57,800 --> 01:16:00,200 I blew off my own goddamn toe. 978 01:16:01,800 --> 01:16:04,600 Just to numb the pain. 979 01:16:05,600 --> 01:16:08,700 Let me tell you something... we all get weak over women. 980 01:16:09,400 --> 01:16:12,200 We all get weak over women. 981 01:16:13,600 --> 01:16:17,100 Fuckin' broads are all nuts. They know how to kill us. 982 01:16:17,200 --> 01:16:18,900 And this kid in there... 983 01:16:18,900 --> 01:16:21,300 she's killin' you. 984 01:17:05,400 --> 01:17:07,800 Who are you? 985 01:17:18,500 --> 01:17:20,200 Sir... 986 01:17:20,300 --> 01:17:22,800 You want me to shoot 'em in the kneecaps? 987 01:17:22,800 --> 01:17:26,400 Now, you listen to me. Hold on one second. 988 01:17:27,900 --> 01:17:30,700 Ask them politely where the money is. 989 01:17:30,800 --> 01:17:34,600 If they don't know, just tell them to start digging their own graves. 990 01:17:34,700 --> 01:17:36,800 OK. 991 01:17:48,200 --> 01:17:50,600 - Yeah. Hello? - Mr. Cigliutti? 992 01:17:50,700 --> 01:17:53,800 I'm calling from the Zeta Theta Theta house at Cal West LA. 993 01:17:53,900 --> 01:17:57,400 - Yes, yes. What is it? - I'm sorry to be bothering you. 994 01:17:57,500 --> 01:17:59,700 - It's a bit of an emergency. - What? 995 01:17:59,800 --> 01:18:04,200 Your sons have been kidnapped by these crazy game show hosts. 996 01:18:04,300 --> 01:18:08,400 Wait, wait, wait. My sons Frances and Charlie have been kidnapped? 997 01:18:08,500 --> 01:18:10,400 Yeah, I'm afraid so. 998 01:18:16,200 --> 01:18:20,900 We don't know about any money. We were just going to get fake IDs. 999 01:18:21,000 --> 01:18:25,600 Forgive us, O Lord, for our daily trespasses... 1000 01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:29,400 for we know not what we do, 1001 01:18:29,500 --> 01:18:32,100 and what we see... 1002 01:18:32,400 --> 01:18:34,400 may not be the truth. 1003 01:18:35,000 --> 01:18:38,800 I'm gonna fill up the tank and grab a Mountain Dew. Don�t make a peep. 1004 01:18:38,900 --> 01:18:40,100 Especially you, Barbara. 1005 01:18:41,700 --> 01:18:46,300 The three sassy black women and Raul were the real First Ladies. 1006 01:18:48,200 --> 01:18:50,100 - What now? - I don't know. 1007 01:18:57,300 --> 01:18:59,200 Hello? Where are you?! 1008 01:18:59,200 --> 01:19:02,700 I'm pullin' up right now. Evacuate the van, Tee. 1009 01:19:02,800 --> 01:19:05,500 Plans have changed. We setup the wrong guys. 1010 01:19:12,600 --> 01:19:15,500 The four guys we nabbed were just Lateesha's patsies. 1011 01:19:15,600 --> 01:19:18,400 It was her sorry luck they were connected to the mob. 1012 01:19:18,500 --> 01:19:20,700 Get out! Get out of the car! 1013 01:19:40,700 --> 01:19:43,500 You have fucked us so bad. 1014 01:19:43,600 --> 01:19:45,400 - I fucked up? - You heard me. 1015 01:19:45,500 --> 01:19:49,400 You can't help your black, greedy, lyin' ass from tryin' to get every fuckin' thing. 1016 01:19:49,500 --> 01:19:53,800 All you did is put a death sentence on my grandbaby. That's all you did. 1017 01:19:54,100 --> 01:19:57,200 - Did you know what I was trying to do? - What? 1018 01:19:57,300 --> 01:19:59,500 What was you tryin' to do, Claremont?! 1019 01:19:59,600 --> 01:20:02,200 - I ain't talkin' to y'all. - What was you tryin' to get done? 1020 01:20:02,300 --> 01:20:05,000 Shut the fuck up! Everybody! 1021 01:20:05,100 --> 01:20:07,100 You mad because you fucked up! 1022 01:20:07,100 --> 01:20:09,000 Who told you to get those boys involved? 1023 01:20:09,100 --> 01:20:10,800 What the fuck else did you want?! 1024 01:20:10,900 --> 01:20:13,000 Let's go home right now! 1025 01:20:33,300 --> 01:20:34,200 Hi. 1026 01:20:34,300 --> 01:20:36,300 Domino, we got a problem. 1027 01:20:36,400 --> 01:20:40,200 Lateesha's assumed the FBI was onto the scam... 1028 01:20:40,300 --> 01:20:42,200 the fake ID scam. 1029 01:20:42,300 --> 01:20:44,800 She sets up these college kids. 1030 01:20:44,900 --> 01:20:48,600 These kids have been under FBI surveillance for the last 6 months. 1031 01:20:48,700 --> 01:20:52,200 - What happened to them? - They might be dead already. 1032 01:20:55,800 --> 01:21:01,100 There's something else you should know about these kids. 1033 01:21:01,200 --> 01:21:04,800 They're Mafia kids, Cigliutti's kids. 1034 01:21:05,100 --> 01:21:07,600 Jesus Christ. 1035 01:21:07,700 --> 01:21:12,600 What, Anthony Cigliutti? Fuck, Claremont! You've so fucked us up. 1036 01:21:12,700 --> 01:21:16,000 You set me up to deliver... 1037 01:21:16,100 --> 01:21:20,800 fucking Mafia crime boss children to be executed. 1038 01:21:20,900 --> 01:21:25,900 Just relax. Just follow my instructions and we all walk away from this clean. 1039 01:21:28,000 --> 01:21:30,500 Claremont laid it all out on the table. 1040 01:21:30,600 --> 01:21:33,900 His plan was to ask for a $300,000 finder's fee 1041 01:21:34,000 --> 01:21:38,400 to recover the 10 million he'd stolen. It all became a huge cluster fuck 1042 01:21:38,500 --> 01:21:42,700 when Lateesha tried to pin it on the Cigliutti kids. 1043 01:21:42,800 --> 01:21:44,900 Now our only chance for survival 1044 01:21:45,000 --> 01:21:47,600 was to stay on course and retrieve the money. 1045 01:21:47,700 --> 01:21:49,300 Alf, come on! 1046 01:21:49,400 --> 01:21:53,800 First priority was to cut loose the crew and sabotage the footage. 1047 01:21:53,900 --> 01:21:55,300 We couldn't leave any evidence behind. 1048 01:21:55,300 --> 01:21:57,700 Come on, guys! It's time to go! 1049 01:21:57,800 --> 01:22:01,100 Alf, go grab all the footage, every tape you see. Come on! 1050 01:22:01,100 --> 01:22:04,800 We gotta go find Locus Fender. He knows exactly where the money is. 1051 01:22:04,900 --> 01:22:09,400 We find the money, we return it to Bishop, we're in the clear. Come on! 1052 01:22:12,000 --> 01:22:13,300 I knew in my heart of hearts 1053 01:22:13,400 --> 01:22:16,100 we should've stopped when my goldfish died. 1054 01:22:16,200 --> 01:22:18,800 It was a sign from a higher power. 1055 01:22:19,900 --> 01:22:22,700 Alf! 1056 01:22:24,100 --> 01:22:27,000 For fuck's sake, Alf! 1057 01:22:30,300 --> 01:22:32,900 Where the fuck are the tapes? 1058 01:23:03,600 --> 01:23:05,200 Based on Claremont's plan, 1059 01:23:05,300 --> 01:23:08,500 we joined forces with Lashandra and Lashindra. 1060 01:23:10,700 --> 01:23:13,000 - You want a lap dance? - Yeah. 1061 01:23:13,100 --> 01:23:16,400 Tonight we have a 2-for-1 special for these luscious tits. 1062 01:23:16,500 --> 01:23:18,600 Luscious tits. 1063 01:23:19,100 --> 01:23:21,500 Come on. Come on, baby. 1064 01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:36,900 What's goin' on? What the fuck?! I didn't do anything! 1065 01:23:41,300 --> 01:23:45,200 I kicked ass at the fucking audition. Seriously, I really was great. 1066 01:23:48,900 --> 01:23:51,000 My agent called and says that I'm too old. 1067 01:23:59,400 --> 01:24:02,100 Ian, how you doing? You all right? Yeah? 1068 01:24:20,300 --> 01:24:22,800 Domino, Domino, now, listen to me. 1069 01:24:22,900 --> 01:24:25,200 The combination code is tattooed on his right arm. 1070 01:24:25,300 --> 01:24:27,800 You will never get inside Edna Fender's safe 1071 01:24:27,900 --> 01:24:32,100 unless you have the code breaker on that arm. Understand? 1072 01:24:32,200 --> 01:24:34,100 You're breaking up. I can't hear you. 1073 01:24:34,200 --> 01:24:36,700 Listen, Edna's armed and dangerous... 1074 01:24:36,800 --> 01:24:38,400 So don't fuck around. 1075 01:24:38,500 --> 01:24:41,600 - What? - Remove the right arm. 1076 01:24:41,700 --> 01:24:45,700 - You're breaking up. - Domino, remove the right arm. 1077 01:24:52,100 --> 01:24:55,900 Remove his shirt from his upper right arm. 1078 01:24:56,000 --> 01:24:59,800 You'll find the combination inside the tattoo on his arm. You got me? 1079 01:25:17,200 --> 01:25:19,600 What did he say? 1080 01:25:26,800 --> 01:25:29,800 He said, "Remove the right arm. " 1081 01:26:49,500 --> 01:26:51,400 You're fuckin' crazy! 1082 01:26:52,300 --> 01:26:53,600 Phew! 1083 01:26:53,700 --> 01:26:56,600 My fuckin' arm! 1084 01:27:14,700 --> 01:27:17,400 So, now we're back where we started. 1085 01:27:18,700 --> 01:27:20,000 We sure are. 1086 01:27:24,500 --> 01:27:28,700 Edna! You beautiful thing, come on out. 1087 01:27:28,900 --> 01:27:31,700 We found the money in the freezer. It was all there. 1088 01:27:39,100 --> 01:27:41,500 That's a lot to carry. 1089 01:27:44,400 --> 01:27:48,900 How about a pot of coffee, Edna? It's gonna be a long night. 1090 01:27:49,800 --> 01:27:52,000 ...part light-induced, part drug. 1091 01:27:57,600 --> 01:28:02,800 Turned out Edna had one last trick up her sleeve. 1092 01:28:13,900 --> 01:28:16,400 Cocksuckers gonna pay. 1093 01:28:20,300 --> 01:28:22,600 Mescaline. 1094 01:28:23,800 --> 01:28:26,600 With each passing second, 1095 01:28:26,600 --> 01:28:30,500 reality eclipsed into the asphalt horizon. 1096 01:28:34,000 --> 01:28:37,500 Soon, the mescaline was pulsing through our veins. 1097 01:28:40,000 --> 01:28:43,200 ...pulsing through our veins. 1098 01:29:43,400 --> 01:29:46,100 There is mescaline in your system, 1099 01:29:46,200 --> 01:29:48,400 but I'm guessing it's nothing new. 1100 01:29:49,200 --> 01:29:51,800 It's not unusual for someone like you... 1101 01:29:54,600 --> 01:29:57,200 pampered her whole life... 1102 01:29:58,500 --> 01:30:02,700 to indulge in drugs as a coping mechanism. 1103 01:30:05,700 --> 01:30:08,400 Not living up to your expectations. 1104 01:30:10,100 --> 01:30:13,100 Certainly not up to your mother's. 1105 01:30:13,800 --> 01:30:16,200 You know you're a heartbreak to her, don�t you? 1106 01:30:17,000 --> 01:30:20,000 Now the bitch was getting personal. 1107 01:30:42,600 --> 01:30:45,200 You lost everything that belongs to you. 1108 01:30:45,300 --> 01:30:47,500 You can take responsibility for it, or not. 1109 01:30:47,500 --> 01:30:51,100 Either way, you've got no one to blame but yourself. 1110 01:32:32,500 --> 01:32:34,800 Hey, there's someone coming. 1111 01:32:44,400 --> 01:32:46,300 Hey! 1112 01:32:47,100 --> 01:32:49,200 David! 1113 01:32:54,100 --> 01:32:55,700 We need help. 1114 01:32:55,800 --> 01:32:59,300 Miracles. You're all miracles. 1115 01:32:59,400 --> 01:33:01,700 Thank you! Thank God! 1116 01:33:24,000 --> 01:33:26,100 What's your name? 1117 01:33:27,000 --> 01:33:29,000 Domino. 1118 01:33:36,600 --> 01:33:39,200 I know you. 1119 01:33:42,600 --> 01:33:44,700 You're the angel of fire. 1120 01:33:44,800 --> 01:33:47,000 Angel of fire. 1121 01:33:49,900 --> 01:33:51,500 I know you. 1122 01:33:51,600 --> 01:33:54,500 You burn bright enough to know there are certain sacrifices 1123 01:33:54,600 --> 01:33:57,200 that need to be made. 1124 01:34:03,300 --> 01:34:07,200 You see, if you don't give back the money, you all will die. 1125 01:34:09,600 --> 01:34:14,400 And you will die contorted, and you will die unforgiven. 1126 01:34:14,500 --> 01:34:19,500 You see, there's... there's this... this puzzle, 1127 01:34:19,600 --> 01:34:22,700 and at the centre of this puzzle, there's a child, 1128 01:34:22,800 --> 01:34:25,300 and this is a very sick child. 1129 01:34:25,400 --> 01:34:27,700 Avery sick child. 1130 01:34:30,900 --> 01:34:34,300 But this child will be a great leader someday. 1131 01:34:34,400 --> 01:34:37,100 Do you know the child I speak of? 1132 01:34:37,900 --> 01:34:39,600 Yes. 1133 01:34:40,400 --> 01:34:45,400 Well, you have only one destiny, and that destiny is... 1134 01:34:46,700 --> 01:34:51,300 that you must offer your lives in exchange for the life of the child. 1135 01:34:52,000 --> 01:34:53,900 Then, and only then, 1136 01:34:54,000 --> 01:34:57,600 will you truly be cleansed in the blood of the lamb. 1137 01:35:09,000 --> 01:35:11,100 Take us to Vegas. 1138 01:35:48,600 --> 01:35:50,400 It's official. 1139 01:35:51,400 --> 01:35:54,000 Bishop whacked Frances and Chuckie. 1140 01:35:57,100 --> 01:36:00,600 - What's our options? - What's your options? 1141 01:36:06,300 --> 01:36:07,800 Kill them. 1142 01:36:07,900 --> 01:36:11,100 When? 1143 01:36:14,200 --> 01:36:16,600 - When? - Tonight! 1144 01:36:16,700 --> 01:36:18,400 Kill them all. 1145 01:36:18,500 --> 01:36:20,600 Kill them all tonight! 1146 01:36:23,900 --> 01:36:25,500 Go! Go! 1147 01:36:25,600 --> 01:36:27,800 Let's go! Move it out! 1148 01:36:39,600 --> 01:36:43,500 You know, we discovered the bodies early this morning. 1149 01:36:44,800 --> 01:36:46,700 The FBI was lying. 1150 01:36:46,800 --> 01:36:49,600 The guys we nabbed weren't dead after all. 1151 01:37:00,100 --> 01:37:03,800 Please, I just supply them with pussy. 1152 01:37:03,900 --> 01:37:07,100 I justwant to get people high, man. 1153 01:37:08,600 --> 01:37:10,500 Fuck 'em. They don't know. 1154 01:37:39,500 --> 01:37:41,600 Fuck, this shit's intense. 1155 01:37:41,700 --> 01:37:44,800 Ian, just do what they say. I don�t feel like getting killed. 1156 01:37:44,900 --> 01:37:47,000 We need you to book us a hotel suite. 1157 01:37:47,100 --> 01:37:49,900 - What, with my money? - Put it on your credit card. 1158 01:37:50,000 --> 01:37:53,700 Are you serious? OK, don't look at me that way. 1159 01:38:08,400 --> 01:38:10,100 - This is Bishop. - Mr Bishop, 1160 01:38:10,200 --> 01:38:13,100 the bounty hunters have arrived. Where do you want to meet? 1161 01:38:13,200 --> 01:38:16,900 Top of the World at the Stratosphere. Yeah, it's completely secure. 1162 01:38:17,000 --> 01:38:22,000 We'll drop off the money in exactly one hour. Should we say, 7pm? 1163 01:38:22,100 --> 01:38:23,600 Yeah, good. 1164 01:38:23,700 --> 01:38:28,900 We'll drop off the money in exactly one hour. Should we say, 7pm? 1165 01:38:29,000 --> 01:38:32,700 All right, boys, we're in business. 1166 01:38:37,700 --> 01:38:41,400 We could let Cigliutti think that the kids are still dead. 1167 01:38:41,500 --> 01:38:45,500 Yeah, and then we can flush out Cigliutti in the money exchange. 1168 01:38:45,600 --> 01:38:48,000 Yeah! 1169 01:38:50,200 --> 01:38:53,200 Wilson... They're on the move. 1170 01:39:00,300 --> 01:39:01,400 Yeah, what? 1171 01:39:01,500 --> 01:39:04,500 Yeah, Mr Cigliutti, the money exchange with Drake Bishop 1172 01:39:04,600 --> 01:39:09,800 will occur on the top floor suite of the Stratosphere at exactly 7pm. 1173 01:39:11,200 --> 01:39:15,500 Sounds like we got a negro Deep Throat here. Right? 1174 01:39:18,500 --> 01:39:21,000 Man, we are so fucked. 1175 01:39:22,400 --> 01:39:25,900 Yeah, well, that guy said we were fucked either way. 1176 01:39:35,500 --> 01:39:38,400 - Hello? - Domino... 1177 01:39:38,500 --> 01:39:43,400 the money exchange will take place at Top of the World, Stratosphere. 1178 01:39:43,500 --> 01:39:46,500 And I need you to get there right at 7pm. 1179 01:39:47,900 --> 01:39:52,700 I'm sorry it turned out like this. I won�t forget this, Domino. 1180 01:40:23,300 --> 01:40:25,500 Get off. 1181 01:40:29,500 --> 01:40:31,600 Lateesha. 1182 01:40:32,600 --> 01:40:35,300 What the fuck have you gotten us into? 1183 01:40:35,400 --> 01:40:39,100 Claremont negotiated a finder�s fee for $300,000. 1184 01:40:39,200 --> 01:40:41,700 He fucked it up 'cause he tried to take all of it. 1185 01:40:41,800 --> 01:40:44,800 - Bullshit. You set us up. - Fuck you. 1186 01:40:50,900 --> 01:40:54,600 Domino, if I could take it all back, I would. 1187 01:40:55,800 --> 01:40:59,100 Well, they're gonna kill us if we don't deliver all the money. 1188 01:41:09,500 --> 01:41:13,200 $300,000, and I need to collect that fee right now. 1189 01:41:14,600 --> 01:41:18,200 It'll pay for my baby's entire operation. 1190 01:41:18,900 --> 01:41:21,200 Please. 1191 01:41:36,400 --> 01:41:39,200 Alf, what the fuck are you doing in there?! 1192 01:41:39,300 --> 01:41:40,700 Alf! 1193 01:41:42,600 --> 01:41:46,300 Wanker, cut the drama. I need 300k from one of the bags. 1194 01:42:13,600 --> 01:42:15,700 I love you, Domino. 1195 01:42:15,800 --> 01:42:17,400 Thank you. 1196 01:42:41,700 --> 01:42:45,800 This is your last chance. Once I walk out that door, I can't help you. 1197 01:42:47,400 --> 01:42:50,000 You have a fondness for tattoos. 1198 01:42:53,000 --> 01:42:56,300 You've been staring at my goldfish all afternoon. 1199 01:42:57,800 --> 01:42:59,800 It's a koi, actually. 1200 01:42:59,900 --> 01:43:02,200 The Japanese refer to them as shiro muji, 1201 01:43:02,300 --> 01:43:05,000 which, translated, means "white... 1202 01:43:05,900 --> 01:43:08,100 and nothing else. " 1203 01:43:10,300 --> 01:43:13,300 Do you know why I really became a bounty hunter? 1204 01:43:13,900 --> 01:43:16,400 Because of cunts like me? 1205 01:43:20,300 --> 01:43:24,200 It kills you that while I'm coming into my own, 1206 01:43:24,300 --> 01:43:27,300 you're stuck in some dead-end marriage. 1207 01:43:27,400 --> 01:43:29,900 Or, worse yet, an unfulfilling job. 1208 01:43:30,000 --> 01:43:32,700 I'm not married. 1209 01:43:33,200 --> 01:43:36,000 And I love my job. 1210 01:43:37,600 --> 01:43:39,700 Where are you hiding your tattoo? 1211 01:43:39,800 --> 01:43:41,500 Is it on your ankle? 1212 01:43:41,500 --> 01:43:44,400 No. Or is it somewhere else? 1213 01:43:44,500 --> 01:43:47,100 Is it somewhere nasty? 1214 01:43:48,000 --> 01:43:51,200 I'm picturing something... picturing something delicate, 1215 01:43:51,300 --> 01:43:54,800 like a rose, or... or a hummingbird. 1216 01:43:54,900 --> 01:43:57,600 Or, no. Maybe it's the name of a man 1217 01:43:57,700 --> 01:44:00,100 that you can't bring home to Daddy. 1218 01:44:03,700 --> 01:44:05,700 No. 1219 01:44:05,700 --> 01:44:09,000 No, I'm completely wrong, aren't I, Taryn? 1220 01:44:09,100 --> 01:44:10,500 God. 1221 01:44:10,500 --> 01:44:13,800 See, I bet... I'm thinking... 1222 01:44:13,900 --> 01:44:17,500 that when you go to sleep alone tonight... 1223 01:44:18,700 --> 01:44:21,000 it's my pussy you'll be dreaming of. 1224 01:44:21,700 --> 01:44:23,600 Really? 1225 01:46:03,500 --> 01:46:05,000 Brian... 1226 01:46:05,700 --> 01:46:07,600 I love you, bro. 1227 01:46:49,000 --> 01:46:51,400 Welcome to the Top of the World. 1228 01:46:55,800 --> 01:46:59,100 It's a little out of the way, but, very private. 1229 01:47:02,400 --> 01:47:04,600 Where have I seen you two boys before? 1230 01:47:04,700 --> 01:47:06,600 We're actors. 1231 01:47:06,700 --> 01:47:08,600 What the fuck are you doing here? 1232 01:47:08,700 --> 01:47:12,100 - We're celebrity hostages. - Celebrity hostages? 1233 01:47:12,200 --> 01:47:14,700 Yeah. Apparently, people don't kill other people 1234 01:47:14,800 --> 01:47:17,500 when celebrities are around. 1235 01:47:18,200 --> 01:47:20,400 Brings too much attention. 1236 01:47:21,500 --> 01:47:23,200 I see. 1237 01:47:23,300 --> 01:47:27,200 Well, I'd better have you escorted downstairs, then. 1238 01:47:45,500 --> 01:47:48,100 You got lucky. 1239 01:48:01,400 --> 01:48:03,700 Go! Let's go! 1240 01:48:15,300 --> 01:48:17,500 And you're a... 1241 01:48:17,900 --> 01:48:20,100 a bounty hunter. 1242 01:48:25,800 --> 01:48:28,900 - Yes, I am. - Dangerous profession. 1243 01:48:32,100 --> 01:48:34,200 Sometimes. 1244 01:48:40,200 --> 01:48:42,300 Will maintain visual contact... 1245 01:48:42,400 --> 01:48:45,900 Will maintain visual contact with the tactical team that's on location. 1246 01:48:47,500 --> 01:48:51,500 Could you... could you be a little bit more specific about that? 1247 01:48:54,000 --> 01:48:57,900 It can be dangerous when you don't know what to expect from a situation. 1248 01:49:06,200 --> 01:49:10,600 When you have absolutely no idea what could possibly happen next. 1249 01:49:19,000 --> 01:49:22,600 The bags contain the 10million, minus the $300,000 finder's fee 1250 01:49:22,700 --> 01:49:24,900 you negotiated with Claremont. 1251 01:49:25,300 --> 01:49:30,700 Well, now, that's... that's what I call bold, Miss Harvey. 1252 01:49:31,100 --> 01:49:34,400 But I'm impressed. I'm very impressed. 1253 01:49:34,500 --> 01:49:36,100 Go! 1254 01:49:42,700 --> 01:49:47,400 All right, gentlemen, let's make sure that those bags are packed with my money, 1255 01:49:47,500 --> 01:49:51,200 and we'll let these bounty hunters go. 1256 01:49:51,300 --> 01:49:53,400 Your money's gone. 1257 01:49:55,800 --> 01:49:57,700 What? 1258 01:50:02,500 --> 01:50:03,700 What are you talking about? 1259 01:50:03,800 --> 01:50:06,900 It has been sent to help free Afghanistan. 1260 01:50:07,000 --> 01:50:08,500 Let us go. 1261 01:50:10,200 --> 01:50:13,100 - Let us go. - What the fuck are you doing? 1262 01:50:22,100 --> 01:50:24,000 It's a bomb! 1263 01:50:46,400 --> 01:50:48,800 OK, drop the weapons! 1264 01:50:56,500 --> 01:51:01,200 - You killed my sons. - I didn't kill your sons. 1265 01:51:01,600 --> 01:51:04,500 I'm not in the people-killing business. 1266 01:51:10,200 --> 01:51:11,300 No! 1267 01:51:34,200 --> 01:51:35,700 Alf! 1268 01:51:37,300 --> 01:51:41,300 - What the fuck's going on up there? - Get somebody in there! 1269 01:52:01,400 --> 01:52:04,000 Mayday, mayday. This is Victor Bravo. We're going down. 1270 01:52:06,800 --> 01:52:08,700 Repeat, I'm going down. 1271 01:52:11,800 --> 01:52:13,800 Heads, you live. 1272 01:52:14,500 --> 01:52:16,500 Tails, you die. 1273 01:52:18,200 --> 01:52:20,500 Tails, you die. 1274 01:52:25,300 --> 01:52:27,100 Tails, you die. 1275 01:52:44,000 --> 01:52:46,800 Move back, for fuck's sake! 1276 01:52:57,100 --> 01:52:59,000 No! 1277 01:53:36,500 --> 01:53:39,100 Come on, Alf! 1278 01:54:00,500 --> 01:54:02,000 I make... 1279 01:54:04,000 --> 01:54:07,200 I make everything... OK. 1280 01:54:11,300 --> 01:54:13,300 My coin was tossed. 1281 01:54:13,400 --> 01:54:16,100 50/50 chance. 1282 01:54:50,400 --> 01:54:53,000 Put it down, or I'll blow your fuckin' brains out! 1283 01:54:56,000 --> 01:54:57,800 Fuckin' shoot him! 1284 01:55:19,500 --> 01:55:22,900 I once vowed never to invest too much emotion into anyone. 1285 01:55:23,000 --> 01:55:25,400 - I love you. - I love you. 1286 01:55:30,100 --> 01:55:32,300 I love you, Choco. 1287 01:55:38,700 --> 01:55:42,000 50/50 chance. Life or death. 1288 01:55:42,100 --> 01:55:43,600 Heads, you live. 1289 01:55:43,700 --> 01:55:45,800 Tails, you die. 1290 01:55:53,000 --> 01:55:54,900 My destiny was life. 1291 01:55:59,300 --> 01:56:01,300 When I was a little girl, 1292 01:56:01,400 --> 01:56:04,000 my mum took me to Las Vegas. 1293 01:56:06,300 --> 01:56:10,100 She told me that it was the most dangerous place on earth. 1294 01:56:32,100 --> 01:56:35,200 Miss Harvey, I suggest you retire. 1295 01:56:36,500 --> 01:56:38,600 Sweet dreams, Miss Mills. 1296 01:56:39,900 --> 01:56:42,800 My name is Domino Harvey. 1297 01:56:44,100 --> 01:56:46,500 I am a bounty hunter. 1298 01:56:49,300 --> 01:56:54,100 I know that my Eddie and Choco are staring down at me from the afterlife. 1299 01:56:57,000 --> 01:57:00,800 I now feel a sense of relief that we will meet again. 1300 01:57:10,800 --> 01:57:12,600 Mum... 1301 01:57:14,700 --> 01:57:16,600 I love you. 1302 01:57:23,300 --> 01:57:26,100 There are three kinds of people in the world... 1303 01:57:28,100 --> 01:57:30,400 The rich... 1304 01:57:39,500 --> 01:57:41,400 The poor... 1305 01:57:55,100 --> 01:57:57,500 And everyone in between. 1306 01:58:01,700 --> 01:58:05,000 - I'm Dr Walton. - Mr Williams. 1307 01:58:05,700 --> 01:58:08,100 Kee Kee Rodriguez. 1308 01:58:08,100 --> 01:58:10,200 - I'm her mother, Lateesha. - We're her cousins. 1309 01:58:10,300 --> 01:58:11,600 First cousins. 1310 01:58:11,700 --> 01:58:15,500 It seems that we have a few things we have to look at. 1311 01:58:16,600 --> 01:58:18,700 If you're wondering what's true and what isn't, 1312 01:58:18,800 --> 01:58:22,300 fuck off, because it's none of your goddamn business. 1313 01:58:22,400 --> 01:58:25,200 I'll never tell you what it all meant. 1314 01:58:25,200 --> 01:58:28,100 I'll never tell you what it all meant. 1315 01:58:29,200 --> 01:58:33,300 All that matters is that my mission is complete. 1316 01:58:44,100 --> 01:58:45,900 I saved her. 1317 01:58:49,000 --> 01:58:50,700 And when she is older... 1318 01:58:52,800 --> 01:58:54,500 A woman named Domino will tell her 1319 01:58:54,600 --> 01:58:58,500 that there is only one conclusion to every story... 1320 01:59:00,000 --> 01:59:02,500 We all fall down. 1321 02:00:24,200 --> 02:00:26,900 My name is Domino Harvey. 1322 02:00:37,400 --> 02:00:40,000 Heads, you live. 1323 02:00:40,100 --> 02:00:42,300 Tails, you die. 100523

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