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- [Announcer] Previously on Dragula

- If anybody ever has a thing that they want to bring up,

let's talk about it.

If you think I'm a bitch, just say it.

- We're going to ask you to bear your fangs

by creating a look that screams, "Vampire Queen"

- [Boulet] Landon Cider, congratulations,

you are tonight's winner.

- St. Lucia and Yovska,

you are both up for extermination tonight.

- I have to eat cow intestines and stuff.

- Oh God.

[screaming]

[coffin slamming shut]

[eerie music]

[door knocks]

[Door creaking]

- Hello Margaret, John.

- Darlings, welcome to the new safe house.

It's small but secure and besides,

we should only be here for a week or two.

- It's charming, though a little more suburban

than you're used to.

- Sean, why don't you run outside

and let your parents have a little bit of fun.

- There are some pretty boys and girls

you can play with out there

and we'll bring you some treats in a few.

Go on.

- Listen John, I'm gonna need you

to concentrate tonight, alright?

We're making a new monster and I need everybody

at the top of their power and that includes you.

[eerie suspenseful music]

[glasses clinking]

[glasses clinking]

[eerie piano music]

[bell rings]

[upbeat metal music]

[Knife cutting]

[eerie laughing]

♪Drag, filth, horror, glamour

♪ Dragula, she's a killer queen ♪

♪ Dragula she'll make you scream ♪

♪ Drag, drag, drag, drag, Dragula ♪

[Boulet] The winner of Dragula receives a cash prize

of $25,000 courtesy of Marek and Richard

and the title of Dragula,

the world's next drag supermonster.

♪ Drag, drag, drag, drag, Dragula ♪

[thunder crashes]

[haunting music]

[upbeat electronic music]

- Time for polka.

- Yas, we're back.

- Time for not polka.

[laughing]

- Judging by the performances last week,

I can't help but think that Yovska might have went home.

- I think Saint Lucia went home,

she literally gave everybody hugs

before she went up for extermination.

Yovska wants this, Yovska wants this bad.

- [Hollow] So, how does the win feel Landon?

- [Maddelynn] How was your win?

- I feel fucking amazing.

- Vampire queen, mariachi performer,

not seeing the correlation, but he looks great.

- So, I won a $1,000 worth of Dirt Squirrel underwear

which might not benefit me

but it definitely benefits Landon.

- [Maxi] Who do you think lost?

- I'm gonna have to say Saint,

I really think Saint probably--

- [Maddelynn] She was very self defeated.

- Yeah.

- And I didn't really get vampire out of it

just because there was really no costume.

- I disagree, I thought the costume was beautiful.

[group mumbles]

It's me. Yovska.

[group cheers]

Dobby lives!

- So I walk into the room

and all the girls are cheering,

and it warmed my cold little heart

to know that they missed me.

- I need all the jush, tell me everything-

- Yeah everything, everything, everything.

- They're not fucking playing here.

They had us drink cows blood I believe,

and it was like just really squishy guts

and like I didn't even want to know what the hell it was

it was just like really fucking gross.

Like the guts and stuff would absorb the blood

so every bite you took would just be gushing out.

I was like covered in blood it was like,

and every time I was trying not to vomit it out

because it was just so gross.

- Awe poor babies, they had to eat dead food?

Try eating spiders on their first day.

- [Maddelynn] So St. Lucia, how do we feel about her and--

- I honestly don't feel like

she was giving her all in extermination

and I really wanted to fucking stay

so I'm like, I'm fucking staying you know?

I felt she was ready to go.

- She was so hot though!

[laughing]

- [Maxi] So have y'all smashed yet?

That's what we're all waiting for.

- Like your mother would say,

that's none of your God damn business.

[screaming]

- As much as it pains me to say,

I do have a little crush on St. Lucia

but Yovska is just on a whole other level than all of us

and her bat runway was remarkable.

And so I'm on team Yovska for this one.

- So last week I was actually nervous a little bit.

I was like, my costume isn't like

as extravagant as everyone else's,

but I knew that I was gonna kill it dancing--

What was that?

- [Dollya] I said you mean it wasn't vampire?

- It was vampire, you know like

I had like my inspirations like they were like

cartoony vampires--

- I thought you were doing Studio 54?

- I thought it was vampire queens.

- It was like 70's.

- [Maddelynn] I thought it was disco vampire queen.

- Um no, I was actually very offended

whenever I heard that you were safe.

I thought that that Three Musketeer bullshit

was just unacceptable.

I was shocked, it's vampire queen.

I look at someone like Saint,

and like we can say all we want about her costume

and how she presented herself,

but like she didn't come out week one

in cardboard and bullshit.

She didn't come out week two

in something that did not even look remotely like a vampire.

- Well they liked it.

- Apparently so.

- [Maxi] They told me they liked it.

- Well I didn't like it, and I just--

- That kinda is insulting 'cause the fact like

oh well you didn't do it how I thought it should be done

so therefore it's not valid.

And it's like you know

my inspirations for vampire are a lot different--

- [Dollya] But is it elevated?

- I think so like I'm here,

they asked me to come here.

Landon won, Landon was not,

there was no femininity in that drag

and Landon won.

So like that discredits anything like

on you weren't a queen.

I embody femininity

but also I'm a non-binary person and I--

- I think what they're critiquing you on here though

is more so the concept behind your outfit.

- It was a performance challenge

so I'm gonna take it back,

I get it, you're coming at me with polish I get it,

- No it was a burlesque performance.

- It was a burlesque performance

and this is a burlesque dancer.

So I'm gonna stop-- - Allegedly.

That was not burlesque that was stripper, because I--

- What's the fucking difference?

What's the difference between burlesque and stripper?

How many burlesque shows have you been to?

I am both a stripper and a burlesque dancer

at the end and beginning of the day.

- Personally I would have loved to see St. Lucia stay.

- Okay.

- End game, done, that's it.

That's all I have to say.

- Can we just chill out on the drama please.

I did not know I signed up for a soap opera

- Oh my God what are they gonna throw at us next,

because I was truly--

- [Announcer] Attention competitors, attention competitors.

Please make your way to the main stage at this time.

Here we go.

[suspenseful music]

- Hello uglies.

Last week you tapped into your veins

to show us that drag filled horror and glamour

were in your blood.

- But this week we want to see it in your attitude,

and to do that we're asking you

to transform yourselves into rock stars.

[cheering]

- That's right my little mutants,

it's our Monsters of Rock challenge.

[cheering]

- For this legacy challenge

you'll need to create a spectacular arena-style look

inspired by the metal gods of the past

and serve it to us during the floor show.

After that, you'll form two bands

and as a group you'll need to impress us

with your most face melting and fearsome rock show.

- You'll also need to create a second group look

that unifies your band.

Since we're smarter than you,

we've already gone ahead and split you into two bands

and we've assigned a lead singer to each group.

- Evah Destruction you'll be lead singer for the first band.

Your band mates are Dollya, Maxi and Priscilla.

That means Hollow, Yovska, Landon and Louisianna

you'll make up the second band

and be led by Maddelynn Hatter.

[applause]

You'll have to decide who plays which instrument,

the lighting, the blocking, everything.

The power's in your hands,

so enjoy it while it lasts.

- If your rock performance is anything less

than hellishly hardcore,

you'll face an extermination challenge

that will leave you shredded worse than any guitar.

- Good luck and remember,

for one of you this floor show will be your last.

[applause]

[eerie music]

- Oh my God a rock challenge.

Teamwork, teamwork!

- You guys are cringy.

Monsters of rock!

- I'm not gonna lie,

I'm a little skeptical about the team selection you know--

- [Landon] Who, why, spill it, spill it, spill it.

- [Dollya] Maxi.

- [Landon] Okay, shocker - I'm not skeptical.

- I hate to be that bitch but like--

-I'll be glad to see how

- This team crashes.

- I'm talking.

- You're always talking.

- Exactly, shut up.

[giggling]

I still have issues with the fact that like

we haven't discussed the fact

that Maxi felt that it was necessary

to make shady comments underneath her breath.

- Those things happen, you know like

literally 20 seconds ago with Yovska, you know.

- This is my tea, like if you have something to say

just say it, let's talk civilly with each other,

let's be upfront about it,

I don't do shouting, I don't do under breath shit.

If I have a problem with you

and I feel strongly enough about it I'll bring it up.

- If I had a problem with you I wouldn't talk to you.

- Then my suggestion moving forward with us on the same team

is don't mumble it under your breath--

- [Maxi] Really? and just say it loud and bold

so everyone can hear what you have to say.

- Yeah 'cause I don't put up with petty bullshit

so let's just make sure that my team

is focused on the task at hand

because I will not end up in extermination.

Now on that note, lets get to rehearsing, now.

- [Priscilla] Let's do it.

- Bye ladies.

- See you later have fun!

Awe pookey bum you're gonna be fine.

You're gonna be fine, you're gonna have fun,

play nice with the other kids.

- I'm loving you from a distanc.

Bye, you're gonna be amazing!

[rock music]

- Okay.

I'm assigned group leader

for this week's challenge for Monsters of Rock

and I am ready to prove myself to the Boulets.

So band name, I was kind of thinking of the name SLAG.

So Slag is sort of like the British slang term for slut.

- I wanna be blue, I'm gonna be cute,

doing some signature Maxi you know.

- Evah, Evah you're team captain, talk, I can't, I can't.

- I don't think blue will really work for this babe.

In my head I'm already thinking

of us doing like sexual women,

- Do you have pads? - You have to wear pads,

I want curves, I want your natural skin tone.

- [Maxi] I got curves.

- She doesn't want to pad because she doesn't believe

that all women look like that

so therefor she doesn't have to,

there are many shapes and sizes and genders

and blah, blah blah, blah blah, blah blah.

I think it's an excuse for being lazy.

- So this is my challenge for you as an entertainer

to leave the blue face, leave the boy chest,

leave the dick out in the fucking back okay?

- I'm like girl, Maxi, pad!

That's all you gotta do.

Maxi, pad, Maxi, pad.

- My ass is on the line,

and I will not let you put me in the bottom.

- I feel very conflicted,

I wanna appease my band mates but at the same time,

I don't feel like I need this to be a good drag performer.

- All right so why don't we run through it

and kind of get our blocking down.

[guitar strings strumming]

[drumsticks clicking]

♪She tried so hard so fucking hard♪

- Dollya's back here bangin' on these drums,

she aint got a lick of rhythm to save her life,

this is a mess from hell.

[rock music]

- I'm gonna bend down.

- We're rehearsing our number and I can automatically see

that this isn't gonna go as I planned.

- That was pretty fucking good y'all.

[suspenseful music]

- So I was thinking like witchey.

[group mumbles agreement]

- It's so on-brand.

- Like we can agree on Koven then?

[group cheers]

- With a backwards K!

- Do we wanna possibly do a little

like ritual at the beginning?

- [Hollow] A blood ritual!

- I'm totally in!

- So wild!

- Well I mean I think the best way to do it

is if we prick our fingers like over a candle.

- We already have like a fully formed...

Like I am so excited about this.

- I feel like the other team might struggle

'cause they're like a bunch of like glamour ,

beauty, you know, padded girls.

- Well I mean, they're also like...

The fact that Dollya's already starting

to come for Maxi straight out the gate.

- They have been.

- It's really funny because Dollya was sitting there

like talking about how she talks about everything

in front of someone and addresses it directly,

but she's been saying shady shit about me

to other people and not addressing it to me.

- [Landon] I know!

- You should probably practice what you preach.

Dollya is coming at Maxi

and saying Maxi needs to be upfront

and say things to people's face

and that's the way that she behaves,

but it was clearly not the way Dollya was behaving

because Dollya had spent the last day talking shit about me

behind my back to everyone.

On top of that like it's issues of me being filthy

and I think that that's really funny

because we're on Dragula,

and just because you're not filthy

doesn't mean that you're not gonna be surrounded

by filthy competitors.

[group mutters agreement]

And I am a very valid and important part

of this competition, - Abso-fucking-lutely.

- And you can't polish filth,

so I don't know if that can be done by them.

- She calls you haphazard.

- She called haphazard.

[laughing]

You don't get to come on television and make a big statement

about how people need to talk

when actually Maxi did it front of everybody.

- She actually did do it in front of everybody,

she did it in front of six fucking cameras.

[laughing]

- Totally, so like you know, and then the other stuff

is off the camera and then

like it's not gonna come back to me.

- This is really hard

'cause I don't really want to talk badly of her

you know what I mean?

It just hurts my feelings to do it.

I just know that she's talked about me,

and it really disappoints me.

I don't know if it's insecurities

but I just wish that she could understand

that I wouldn't ever betray her.

- It was like a slap in the face to you.

- A little bit.

- A little bit.

- Well it hurt your feelings didn't it?

- Well 'cause you're family too.

- It's just like, it is what it is, she's 23.

- Well and it's important for us to confront it

if she's not going to.

- [Evah] Okay...

- Change of topic.

[nervous giggling]

So you know, we're just shit talking the other group

and speak of the devil, the other group walks in

and I think Dollya might have overheard

Maddelynn talking about her.

- So we were just kind of talking

about how you called Maxi out. - [Dollya] I heard you guys.

- For not being upfront and saying to the face,

but you haven't done that yourself.

- I mean if I could talk about your period on camera

and it would get saved in the edit

I would be more than happy

to talk about the tampons you kept in the freezer but...

- Of course, absolutely, but here's the thing,

you came to a filth horror competition.

- Wasn't expecting someone to save their used tampons

for a week and a half in a freezer but I mean like...

- [Hollow] In a Ziploc bag.

- Irregardless, in my opinion it's gross.

- Totally, still once again, you talk to me.

- Hollow is saving rotting roaches

and used feminine products in our room,

and I am just thoroughly repulsed right now.

- That's me, that's my art, it's real art,

and that's what I do.

I do real filth.

I don't play pretend on filth okay?

- Okay sounds great.

Didn't feel comfortable bringing it up with you,

I'm not going to tell you what to do with your concept

or your performance look, that's different--

- And yet you felt very comfortable talking about it

with everybody else but me.

- Yeah I did.

- So you don't want to tell me what to do,

but you want to go talk to every other cast member

while you're out smoking and tell them about it

so then I have to hear from them.

So if you're gonna tell Maxi to say things to your face

I feel like you should practice what you preach.

- I'm not used to being subjected to bodily fluids

beings saved in freezers so--

- I'm not used to being subjected to glamour ,

but here we are right here in Dragula,

and I'm expanding my horizons,

and I'm perpetuating glamour all over my filth.

[laughing]

- On that note, let's go rehearse.

- [Landon] All right let's go. - [Maddelynn] Let's go.

- [Yovska] Bye bitch.

- [Louisianan] I'll take my purse, thank you.

- You're welcome, good luck Louisianna!

- [Louisianna] Good luck to y'all!

-[Landon] You're all pathetic garbage.

- [Priscilla] Bye losers.

- How do you feel, how are you?

- I'm just pissed because I heard them talking

and like I have no issue talking with Hollow

about the tampon issue.

But the part where Maddelynn's saying

that she knows I talked about her,

I heard that, it's like-- - Have you at all?

- I don't talk shit about my grandmother, not her.

As of this point I'm really trying to figure out

what the fuck is going on,

because I'm incredibly hurt.

- Maddelynn definitely has also shown a side

in which like I don't care for.

I don't like being spoken to like I'm stupid.

- [Priscilla] Of course.

- Well like it's making me really upset,

that's my family and I would do anything for her,

and she knows how much I care about her,

and she knows I would do anything to help her,

and I have supported her decisions

moving forward to try to better herself,

so it just frustrates me that like

it's getting brought up in this meeting

where everybody feels the need to talk shit about me.

- But her insecurities

have nothing to do with us in this competition.

We are gonna kill it,

we don't have that interpersonal drama

that they're subjected to.

- I don't know what all this drama is

between Maddelynn and Dollya right now,

but they're both my friends,

so I would rather them just talk it out

because I love both of them.

I really love how we've came together

and I'm super fucking confident

about what we're about to present.

- I think it's gonna be good.

And also you know, I know that I kinda like

came for blood a little bit earlier,

and so I do apologize for that.

- And I'm not afraid to say this,

but I hope that--

- [Priscilla] They fall, break their legs?

- I hope that they do fall.

[rock music]

- Maddelynn is our leader,

she's very opinionated and headstrong

so she should be great.

- Maddelynn might not be

my favorite person in the competition

but now she's the group leader

and I'm kinda scared she'll be a bit of a tyrant.

- [Maddelynn] Cute.

I need you to remember--

- To go to the side?

- To go that way, okay?

Even if I'm in the front, work past me.

- I felt like so low energy doing that,

I think we really need to fucking amp it up.

I felt like zero punk rock honestly.

- I think the two personalities of Hollow and Maddelynn,

I'm a little afraid they might clash heads.

- But I also think that will come with drag.

- Yeah totally but I think

we all have to get bigger with it.

- Hollow definitely has a big voice in our group,

because she is the one leading the blood ritual,

and she has experience with needle and blood play.

- And I think you have to pull the needles out of my face.

Like I think that's just gonna have to happen.

How do you feel about my blood?

- I don't care about your blood,

I just don't want to hurt you.

- You're not gonna hurt me.

- Are they gonna be easily removed?

- Easily removed, there's just two pegs,

and then there's chain dripping,

and they're just both through my cheeks,

so then you just go like that,

and then you can come in

and like lick the blood off my face.

- That's fine.

- Yeah.

- Okay - Okay.

We didn't actually rehearse much,

which is a little bit scary,

because when you're doing this kind of stuff

there should be more rehearsal.

But you can't really rehearse with the actual needles,

you just have to mimic it.

But we really just didn't rehearse that much.

- I feel really good about it,

do you feel really good about it?

I mean there's still some work that we can do.

Y'all excited?

[cheering]

[rock music]

- Yes bitches!

[eerie music]

- Another day in the boudoir, yes!

Monsters of Rock!

- This week is Monsters of Rock,

it is the legacy challenge from last season

and I am so ready to bring them my version

of rock and roll on the floor show.

- Today's fucking crazy,

we gotta do our floor show and our group show,

but I'm ready for some movie magic.

- Is that what rock is, it's movie magic?

How about we're ready for some rockin' energy.

[cheers]

[upbeat electric music]

- Yeah, yes please.

So, talk to me.

Well...

I was really crushed, and really hurt

and I thought what happened in New York was over

and then I found out that you had brought it up.

A while ago I betrayed Dollya's trust

and I thought we were past this but she brought it up

to other competitors and I just wish this was over.

See that is like not what I was told.

Completely.

- I am hurt with Maddelynn

because I feel like she really threw me under the bus

in boudoir and Maddelynn's mad at me

because she's taking a story way out of context.

The reason it was brought up

was because I was saying how far we've come to now.

I'm wondering now if she's just upset

because it's just involving her sobriety.

- Girl the road to hell is paved with good intention.

And there's just certain information

that we have to keep in the family, period.

And you can't.

Okay it is what it is, I love you to death.

I just need you to understand that I'm going to let this go,

and I don't ever want to talk about it again.

- I kinda feel like Maddelynn's kinda flipping the situation

around on me and in the heat of the moment

I'm just overwhelmed with emotions

so I just feel the need to apologize,

but I'm really wondering why she chimed in

on that conversation when she didn't need to.

- It just can't-- - It never happened.

- It never happened. - Nothing ever happened.

I love you - I love you.

[upbeat electric music]

- So for my floorshow today

I'm kind of inspired by Moötley Cruüe,

with a little bit of Aerosmith.

I have this vintage red leather jacket

that I hand spiked all over,

like it's heavy as shit and I literally did all these spikes

until my fingers bruised,

and I'm really proud to show it off.

- So my inspiration for today's floorshow

is from amazing rock goddesses

like Wendy O. Williams of the Plasmatics

and Poison Ivy of the Cramps.

There's leopard, there's leather, there's spikes

there's safety pins all over this,

very much different from what I've been showing

in a more amped up version of me.

- I am very inspired by Cherie Currie, Joan Jett

and then Twisted Sister.

Dee Snider but with like out supporting Trump.

Like this is three wigs put into one,

and Maddelynn actually took the time out of her day

to help me like style this wig

even though she wasn't on the same team as me.

So I think that's pretty cool.

But yeah like I love the big, big, big hair

from the 70's and 80's.

And then I've got a lot of leather and fringe

and a lot of rock and roll and cocaine.

- I made this hat from scratch from EVA foam

and a lot of heat set and drummeling and patience.

I really don't think there's any difference between

getting ready as a drag king or a drag queen.

They're taping their dicks in their butt hole

and I'm putting my nipples in my armpits.

We're putting on just as much make up,

the whole process is just the same,

it's just different body parts.

[siren wailing]

- What?

- [Announcer] Attention competitors,

attention competitors,

the floorshow is about to begin.

The floorshow is about to begin.

Please make your way to the main stage.

[suspenseful music]

[upbeat electric music]

- Welcome to Dragula's Mosters of Rock show.

- To kick things off we've challenged our dragmonsters

to create individual rock God looks

that showcase their solo appeal

and prove that they have the power to shred the competition.

- In addition, our competitors have also been challenged

with banding together to create their own

Monsters of Rock super group

that pays homage to the metal Gods of old.

- The star who steals the spotlight tonight

will claim rock God status and also win

a $1000.00 custom latex gowklln

courtesy of Bizarre Fetish Couture.

Tonight's legendary challenge

calls for some legendary judges.

- Our first judge is pure drag royalty.

She's a producer, director

and star of drag theater shows around the world

and also one of our very best ghoul friends, Peaches Christ.

- Peaches welcome back to the third season of the show,

we are so happy to have you hear with us.

- Thank you Boulets, I'm thrilled to be here.

- And we didn't take you to the woods this season,

so I hope you're happy about that.

- Thank God.

- Our next judge is a true Punk Rock trail blazer

and undisputed legend.

He's been the front man of some of our favorite bands,

a celebrated author, actor and traveling speaker.

- His name is known throughout the underground

and the world beyond,

please welcome the undisputed icon Henry Rollins.

- Hello Boulet Brothers, very glad to be here.

- Now, let's bring up the stadium lights,

plug in our cams,

- And let the Dragula Monsters of Rock show begin.

[suspenseful music]

[rock music]

- Now it's time for the headliners.

- Please welcome to the stage, SLAG

starring Evah Destruction, Maxi Glamour,

Dollya Black and Priscilla Chambers.

- And Koven, featuring Maddelynn Hatter,

Louisianan Purchase, Landon Cider, Yovska, and Hollow Eve.

[suspenseful music]

[rock music]

♪ She tried so hard so fucking hard ♪

♪ To be a good girl

♪ She did what she was told

♪ Never dared to be so bold

♪ She let them eat her up

♪ She let them beat her up

♪ One day she had her fill

♪ Not gonna swallow that pill

♪ Welcome to the house of whores ♪

♪ Welcome to this house of dead ♪

♪ I'm just a sissy little slut

♪ Look at my stupid butt

♪ All I ever did was bleed

♪ What a fucking joke.

♪ Those clothes you ware make you an easy target ♪

♪ She's got the attitude

♪ She's over there asking for it ♪

♪ Welcome to the house of whores ♪

♪ Welcome to this house of blood ♪

♪ Welcome to the house of whores ♪

♪ Welcome to the house of whores ♪

♪ Welcome to the house of whores ♪

♪ Welcome to the house of this house of blood ♪

- NO! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?

[Producer] We have a performer leaving the stage.

Do we have eyes on Hollow?

- Someone follow her, someone follow her.

- I pulled the needles out of Hollow Eve's face

too early and it took her off guard

and she completely broke character.

While I'm definitely at fault,

she never should have broken character.

- [Producer] Brent, follow her.

- I don't have extra spinal tap needles,

so I don't have another set to put in my mouth

- Did you get it?

- So all I can do is stick dirty needles

I dropped on the floor back into my face.

-[Maddelynn] 99% Al-

I am having a moment, that's it.

Yes, I'm going to shove them back in I don't give a fuck.

- If this whole incident puts us in the bottom

and I'm up for extermination I'm going to be pissed.

- As professional as a performer Hollow is,

I am shocked that she stopped mid-performance.

Never should you stop performing during a performance.

- I am really fucking shocked

to see Hollow fucking broke character,

and I think we're not in for a good time.

- [Producer] Are we ready?

♪I will try so fucking hard to be a good girl ♪

♪ I won't do what I'm told

♪ Don't wanna be in your asshole ♪

♪ Won't won't won't be eaten up ♪

♪ Slow down and kicked around

♪ I hold my head up high

♪ As you cringe beneath my boot ♪

♪ Welcome to the house of whores ♪

♪ Welcome to this house of blood ♪

♪ Welcome to this house of whores ♪

♪ Welcome to this house of whores ♪

♪ Welcome to the house of whores ♪

♪ Welcome to this house of filth ♪

♪ I won't try so fucking hard

♪ To be a good girl

♪ I won't do what I'm told

♪ Don't wanna be in your jack off club ♪

♪ I won't be eaten up

♪ Slow down and kicked around

♪ I hold my head up high

♪ As you cringe beneath my boot. ♪

[eerie music]

[suspenseful music]

- Before we begin we just want to say

thank you to all of you rock and roll skanks

for putting on a kick ass floor show.

It was amazing, well done everyone.

- I want to remind you once again

that we are not here to judge your drag.

Drag is art, and art is subjective.

What we are judging you on is your drag

as it relates to this competition

and the challenges we put before you.

So we're gonna talk about your group look to start.

- Slag, your tits look gorgeous.

The make up and the styling, it's all cohesive.

I really believed you were a band,

it's like a gothic Jem and the Holograms.

- I feel like my team did come together

and I think that everyone really had a good understanding

of what it was we were wanting to do.

- The great acrobatics, fantastic.

Not only was the move great

but the fact that you got back to your instrument in time

and actually maintained the baseline.

You were doing your work.

I love the whole thing.

- You could tell that there was a synergy

and that's what made it believable.

I just got kind of pulled into your performance.

You look like you belong in the group,

you look like you were really comfortable

performing together,

that's what a show like this really needs.

- Evah your energy was incredible tonight.

This was a chance for you to show

that you really know how to perform,

tonight you proved it.

You were like leaving me exhausted.

I know that you were like gasping for air

after you were done, well done.

- So we are going to move onto our thoughts about Koven.

- I'm gonna start with my thoughts on Koven.

What the fuck happened?

Because in the middle of your show,

you all froze and sort of broke character completely.

- I don't have another set to go back in my mouth

so all I can do is stick dirty needles

I dropped on the floor back into my face.

But I'm having a moment.

- Does anybody wanna tell us what happened?

- That was my fault.

I was thrown by a needle removal that I wasn't expecting.

I was expecting it at a different time,

and unfortunately I was not professional

and I did not hold character.

- I think both Hollow and Mads

should be up for extermination

because they fucked up.

- Was there a lack of communication between you all?

- Honestly there was a lot of miscommunication.

So we were not prepared.

- I understand that, but I do wanna say, both bands had gag.

They figured out how to do on time

and in the right moment,

so there was some kind of communication fail

on your all's part that you didn't understand that.

Regardless, that is the fact right?

- Absolutely.

- But why don't you guys speak with them

about their performance and look tonight.

- When you guys started your number,

the ritual was happening.

I got the sense there was a lot of looking at each other

kind of you know, who's next?

What happens next?

It didn't feel rehearsed

and I feel like witches performing a ritual

would know exactly what's gonna happen.

- And who would lead it and who's turn it would be next.

I was very much there for the blood letting ritual

but I felt like the risk to payoff ratio

just happened to land outside of your favor.

- It was certainly uncomfortable for us, you know.

- Koven did not practice as much as we did, and it showed.

If you want to do well, you gotta practice.

- Koven, you all had a challenge that Slag did not have,

in that five people in your band

so you had a little bit more congestion on stage

which you could have used to your advantage,

more people more things to do,

but I thought the visceral intensity of your performance

should not go unmentioned.

I dug it, I got it, it made me nervous which is good.

I think if you had another chance,

you would have used the fact that you had five people

in the band to your advantage.

So if you're ever in this situation again,

I hope you do that.

- Now as you all know,

there can be only one band that reigns supreme

in the Dragula Monsters of Rock show.

And that band is Slag.

[cheering]

- [Dollya] I won something!

- Your exceptional performance truly rocked

but only one of your had really pushed it to the front

and that monster is...

Evah Destruction.

- Thank you, thank you so much.

- You are the winner of tonight's

Monsters of Rock challenge.

You have also won the $1000.00 custom latex gown

courtesy of Bizarre Fetish Contour.

- I am so happy that I won,

especially for a performance challenge

because that's what I do, and I'm glad I got to prove it.

- Slag you're all safe, you can leave the stage.

Why don't we talk about everyone's individual looks

from the first part of the challenge,

'cause that's a whole different ballgame than the band

and it does count tonight.

Hollow I actually like your outfit tonight

more for rock than your previous outfit,

that's just my opinion.

- I felt like you could be in a GWAR band.

I know how hard it is to build that kind of costume

I was very impressed.

- The eyes were really captivating and held my attention,

I was captivated the entire time,

so I really enjoyed their work.

- Yovska, your color pallet for me, all wrong.

That softness was just off the mark for me.

I did appreciate your attempt to bring us

on this journey into this cartoon world

that I've grown to expect from you,

but there's a certain level of elevation

that everyone here is maintaining,

and you need to pull yourself up to keep up with that.

- The style was off the mark for me.

I felt like you were giving me Cirque du Soleil

I did not see rock monster in it at all.

- I was baffled by your look,

but I wouldn't say that that's necessarily a bad thing.

I felt like your costume

was really fascinating and interesting

but I didn't think it fulfilled the assignment.

- I'm honestly really shocked

that they did not like my look at all.

I thought what I had was really on point,

with the whole 90's J-rock thing

but looking around the room

they're all doing like Twisted Sister

and I think I might have missed the memo.

- Landon, the guitar you know was amazing,

you know lighting the guitar with the flare,

spinning it, fantastic.

- It's challenging to be a drag king

and have to work that kind of look that you did

and you did a fantastic job.

- I was fucking scalped from that show.

- It's harder to be fabulous you know,

when playing a dude.

It just is, and you looked great.

And I believed it.

- That was unbelievable,

and that was the stand out, knock out of them all.

- Maddelynn you had amazing energy in your floor show.

I think that's your strongest component

is you have this mad wild rock and roll banshee energy,

job well done.

And your hair was my favorite hair of the night for sure.

- Maddelynn I agree fully, your energy,

you made me smile.

I was like, she's having fun.

This glam rock era was about self indulgence

and really having fun, it was good.

- Fantastic, I was riveted.

I like the cohesion and uniformity of the look.

You knocked me out.

- Louisianna, I think there's a fine art

to doing good bad drag.

There's bad drag, and there's good bad drag.

And you do good bad drag.

And I hope you know that I say that with a lot of love.

[laughing]

- Louisianna I really appreciate it that you took my notes

about make up and you exaggerated everything a little bit.

It was a total transformation,

'cause when you came out on stage

I wasn't even sure it was you at first,

you changed your hair color,

you changed your proportions.

- She couldn't tell who you were, that's a good thing.

- That's a good thing.

- I think the look is fantastic.

It's like a street fight.

I mean it is really tough,

and I mean that in the most positive way, fantastic.

- Koven obviously you were

the weakest band of the night however...

Louisianna and Landon...

You are both safe and you may leave the stage.

That means Yovska, Hollow Eve and Maddelynn Hatter

I'm delighted to tell you

that you're all up for extermination tonight.

- As you know the extermination challenge

is your last chance to prove to us

that you have the guts and the glamour

to be spared and remain in the competition.

- We will take into consideration your look,

your performance and how you fare in this final challenge

to decide who will live and who will be exterminated.

- Tonight you all failed to rock out with your cocks out

and we're going to make sure you never forget it.

- We have a mobile tattoo parlor pulled up in the alley

waiting to tattoo all of you to fill.

- Now to add a little fun to the experience,

another competitor who is up for extermination

is going to be choosing your tattoo for you

and you won't be able to see it until it's done.

Yovska you will select that tattoo for Hollow,

Hollow you will decide the tattoo for Maddelynn,

and Maddelynn you will choose for Yovska.

- The needles are waiting uglies,

your tattoo session begins right now.

- I'm sorry, I don't give a fuck about TV.

I'm here to whip my tits out

in every fucking white gay man bar

in this God damn world.

I'm a better performer than that,

I am so ashamed to have broken character on stage

because I was thrown off by my needles.

And I know better than that,

I don't do that and I'm disappointed in myself,

because I feel like I let my blood sisters

and my coven down, because I couldn't hold character.

- [Landon] But you did not let us down,

we don't feel that way.

- Whatever happened happens.

- [Landon] Our energy to you is still love,

happiness, and we're proud of you.

- I am very fucking proud of you,

very fucking proud of you.

- I'm really sad that because of me

my band members and my band leader

have to be in the bottom with me this week.

They don't deserve to be there,

Yovska doesn't deserve to be there,

Mad doesn't deserve to be there, I do.

- It just really sucks to see Landon and Lousianna

be safe and I gotta be stuck with Hollow and Maddelynn

who kinda messed up during the performance.

And then I just kinda broke down backstage

just feeling like I really don't know

what they expect from me.

I don't know what else I could have done you know?

I tried to do everything my own...

My own parameters and I just....

It's a constant struggle.

I want to stay, but it's just like--

- I know you do.

- I just feel so embarrassed week after week after week

and it's just like I don't know what I can do differently.

- Don't be embarrassed and I know that it's frustrating

'cause you're like how the fuck do I fit in

put my art into this,

but you are fucking magic bitch, you are magic.

When I saw that first look I'd never seen drag like you,

you are fucking magic.

And you know what we can't all fit in this box,

fuck it, you are amazing baby.

- I'm starting to feel like

I'm not sure I belong in this competition.

- This is a competition, it's a competition.

- It's just a competition.

- But remember what is art?

It is not a competition.

So you need to separate your art from this

and decide if you want to compete

or if you want to make art.

And you have to figure out if those two things come together

do you know what I mean?

Because I say if you're gonna do this

you do this as Yovska, I don't wanna see anyone else.

I don't wanna see anyone else

but the creatures of your imagination.

[mumbling]

[suspenseful music]

[upbeat music]

- [Yovska] I can't believe this is happening.

This is the tattoo I'm gonna give Hollow.

- This is the one, bitch is gonna kill me.

- That one, that's the one.

- I decided to put it on my thigh

so I can have my ass out.

I have no idea what they gave me,

it's Hollow, she's a fucking nasty gnarly little bitch.

- I think I want my first tattoo to be a tramp stamp.

- Armpit.

I don't ever shave my armpit this is kind of offensive.

- [Tattoo Artist] Sorry about that.

- Oh my God!

- I'm such a scardy cat.

- I can handle needles, but I can't handle tickles.

- I'm scared to see what that bitch chose.

I can low-key hope that it's not abhorrent.

- I can do this.

[groaning]

- Whoa!

- Just go for it, do the whole thing,

don't stop let it bleed.

- Ah, shit okay that was the worst of it.

- Fuck me.

- Oh my fucking God, oh my God hold on!

- These girls aren't my friends, they're my competitors.

I'm here because they fucked up.

- It's kinda hard for me to fit into this competition.

But it is what it is.

- I feel like an asshole for what happened on stage today.

I love my band and I let them down.

[screaming]

- What a mood.

- She's like yeah rip these needles out of my face.

Okay, fucking weirdo.

- Owe!

[laughing]

[groaning]

[snorting]

[groaning]

- Jesus Christ.

- I mean I think anyone can go home.

I'm here and I'm doing as best I can.

[snorting]

- I bet Hollow's gonna enjoy it so much,

that bitch loves pain.

- Fuck me dude.

- I feel very concerned.

How's it goin'?

[heavy breathing]

[groaning]

- Okay bitches, let's fucking see 'em, turn around.

I'm so excited.

- [Yovska] Oh my God it's that bitch.

[laughing]

Fuck off.

- This is how you really tempt a Tiger.

- I mean that's kind of hilarious!

[cackling]

What the fuck!

- She totally fucked her brother.

- Oh my God is that "bitch"?

- Yeah!

- What's it say?

- "I'm a filthy bitch."

- Oh my God I love it.

- [Yovska] Monsters of raw.

- [Maddelynn] Dragula, yeah!

- [Hollow] Yeah, monsters of raw!

[suspenseful music]

[exhaling]

[strangling sounds]

- No, no, no, no!

[upbeat electric music]

[screaming]