All language subtitles for The.Boulet.Brothers.Dragula.S02E06.WEBRip.x264-ION10

(eerie music)

(owl hooting)

(wolf howling)

- [Swanthula]
Previously on Dragula.

- Hello, uglies.

(screaming)

- We want you to
channel a scream queen.

(energetic rock music)

- You're taking time from us

when you're not prepared and
ready for this competition.

Get your shit together.

- I will.

- Tonight, our ghouls
are going to star

in their very own horror movie.

- Oh, oh! (screaming)

(laughing maniacally)
(gasping)

- He's murdering my pussy!

- One of you really nailed it,
and that is Biqtch Puddin'.

(shrieking)

We want to know if any of
you are rotten little liars,

and each of you are gonna take

those lie detector
tests right now.

- Oh, bitch!

- Have you truly
forgiven Biqtch?

- Yes.

- [Lie Detector Technician]
She showed deception.

(energetic rock music)

(tense music)

(lively electronic music)

- [Dracmorda] Extend your
arms as far as you can,

and make a big
swinging ax movement.

That's right,

chop, chop, chop
their heads off.

Chop, chop, and feel the
burn in those biceps.

Now get those knives up, ladies.

Stab to the left.

Good.

Now stab to the right.

Back to the left.

Stab, stab, stab

and stab.

Stab, stab, stab,

and stab.

Now, kick, kick,

kick in all their
ugly little faces.

Now bring your hands
together in front of you

in a choking motion.

Hold this pose and squeeze
your hands together

like you're crushing
someone's throat.

That's it, good job.

Now we're going to run in place.

Pretend you just burned
your enemy's house down

and you're just casually
running from the cops.

Let's get that heart rate
up and escape justice

all at the same time.

- That was a great warmup.

- Let's get to it.

- Let's get to it.

(energetic electronic music)

You know what's sad?

I mean, it's like no matter
what we do for these girls,

they will never, ever be as
fit and as beautiful as we are.

- God, I know, they're
especially ugly this year.

You know, Abhora and
Disasterina actually have

a little bit of hope, but James,

her face could stop
a fuckin' train.

- And Biqtch, I mean, that snout
of hers, it is a nightmare,

and not in a good way.

- They're so hideous, none
of 'em are ever gonna get

a boyfriend, I'm telling you.

You know, Abhora
even made one up.

- No!
- Yes, she did.

She's all, "Oh, my boyfriend
did this and that!"

Total fabrication.

- Sherry, no!

- [Dracmorda] Mm-hmm!

- Oh, that is sad.

(energetic music)

You know,

even though they are ugly
and they deserve to be alone,

I feel kinda bad for them.

Like, I wanna do something nice,

make them feel
pretty, or something,

even if it's, like,
only for an hour.

- I've got it.

Let's give them a
make-believe wedding.

- Oh, what a great
idea, I love it,

with a cake and the
gown and everything.

- No photographer.

I don't wanna damage
any equipment.

(energetic music)

- Israel, get your
fat ass over here!

Bring me that phone.

We have a wedding
to plan. (laughs)

* Drag

* Filth

* Horror

* Glamour

* Dragula

* She's a killer

* Queen, Dragula

* She'll make you

* Scream

* Drag, drag, drag,
drag, Dragula *

The winner of Dragula receives
a cash prize of $10,000,

courtesy of DragQueenMerch,
and the title of Dragula,

the World's Next
Drag Supermonster.

* Drag, drag, drag,
drag, Dragula *

(woman screaming)

("Wedding March")

- It's so--
- It was a lot this week.

I don't know--
- Crazy.

- [James] They put us
through it last week

in the middle of the woods.

- I'm just sad they didn't give
us a cup of tea with the T,

you know what I mean?

I really coulda used some--

- Wanna talk about some T?

They said we weren't fishy.

- I know.

- I thought we were
pretty fishy last week.

But speaking of
fishy, I'm pretty sure

it had to have been
Abhora that went home.

- It seemed like she
was on the outs there.

- Yeah.

- She was caught in a deception.

- I know!
- But then again, I feel

Erika didn't
transform all the way.

Like, Abhora totally
broke down the character.

- Abhora was a new person,

but Erika was just
herself toned down.

She wasn't fishy at all.

- Yeah.
- That's the thing.

- So it definitely is
down between them two.

Victoria was there for the good
old ride, I feel, honestly.

- She'll be here.

- Right, she'll light
herself on fire again.

- I'm gonna put you
on the lie detector.

(laughs)

Who were you hoping went home?

- Just based on
energy in the room,

'cause I'm all about
having a good time,

and it's not just because
of her coming at me earlier,

it's just, honestly, Abhora.

- But that polygraph
was so intense.

That room, everybody
was on edge.

- Oh!

- Oh, look at Vicky!

- Look what the cat dragged in.

- Well, we knew--
- How are you?

- Hey, baby, welcome back.

We missed you.
- How are you?

Missed you, ghoul.

- Give me a hug.

- We were expecting to see you.

- Oh, yeah?

- Yeah.
- Yeah, for sure.

- Still, I was nervous as shit.

- But you came out of
your box, they loved that.

They were waiting for that.

- And you were a woman.

- I felt good about last
week's performance, so.

- So, do you think it
was Abhora or Erika?

Who do you think it's gonna be?

- I really think it's Abhora.

I really feel like it's her.

The only thing that
Erika said that was iffy

is the fact that they were like,

"Do you think you're
gonna win this?"

And she said no, so,

that could be the one thing.

- I mean, if you don't
think you can win,

you shouldn't be here.
- Right.

- That's it, if you don't
think you're gonna win this,

why are you here?

- Whoa!

- Oh, shit!

- Oh, my god!

- Oh, I guess it
really does pay to lie.

Very unexpected.

I was disappointed not
to see Erika return.

I thought she deserved
another chance

when Abhora's been
given so many.

- My video game sistah is
gone, and Abhora's still here.

It's bittersweet, I'm
sad to see Erika go,

but I'm excited what Abhora's
gonna bring this week.

- Yeah, I was just as
surprised as you are.

- So how are you feeling?

- When I got the
call to come back,

I fell to the floor.

Like, I couldn't
believe that they were

gonna give me another
second chance.

I ran it over and
over in my head,

and it just made more
sense for Erika to stay.

I had packed up in my mind,

and then I just got that
call and immediately,

right back into work.

So, moving forward, just
the same fire as I came in,

but not with all the
nasty, negative--

- Good, and no
more fish, 'cause--

- (laughs) What do you mean?

I was so pretty!

- (gasps) Oh!
- What?

- [Biqtch] Oh, my god.

- [Abhora] Yay!

- [Biqtch] Oh, hello!

- Hello, uglies.

- Hi.
- Hello.

- Can you believe it?

You have made it
halfway through!

- Yay!

- And as promised, girls, all
of the pain and the torture

and the suffering is worth it.

I mean, honestly,
for a couple of you,

we never would have guessed
you could make it this far,

but you're all slaying,
so congratulations.

- Let's move on to your
challenge this week.

As you know, it's your
gothic wedding challenge.

(shrieking)
(clapping)

Tonight, you are going to
be wed in the most gothic,

emo, and depressing
wedding of the century,

and unlucky you,
you are the bride.

- Yay!

- Now, we've challenged
you to give us

your most gorgeous and
glamorous gothic bride look,

and model it for us
during the floor show.

You will also have to prepare
a lip sync performance

to one of our favorite tracks
from the Switchblade Symphony.

If you plan on
taking one more step

toward the Dragula crown,

you need to be able
to perform on stage.

This is the perfect
opportunity to show us

that you can put
on a killer show.

- Now, before we release you
to finish your outfits up,

there is one surprise we
have planned for you today.

It's come to our
attention that maybe

one of our girls
was cut too early.

(gasping)
(tense music)

- Oh, shit.

- Oh, no.

- Maybe she didn't
get a fair deal.

(tense music)

And we're going to bring
her back right now.

(screaming)

- What?

- Dahli?

(yelling)

Please step forward.

(screaming)

(laughing)

- Shut up!

- I hate this bitch.

- Just kidding, she's
not coming back!

She's dead, no worries.

(laughing)

- She is so dead!

- Oh, my god, did you see
the way I hit her with that?

Anyways, look, it's just
a little joke, okay?

She's not coming back.

(laughing)

- Oh, never mind, no, I'm sorry,

but there is a surprise.

Our hot, sexy friends
at Dirt Squirrel

have given us all of these
fabulous fans to play with.

(dramatic organ music)

And we thought what gothic
bride would be complete

without an equally gothic
hand fan to cool herself

during the ceremony?

So additionally, you
have to customize

your Dirt Squirrel fan, match
it to your floor show look,

and feature it on the runway.

- All right, girls,
it's time to get

sad, lonely, and depressed.

- Run along, work on those
bridal looks, and remember,

bring us the darkest
beauty you can conjure.

(ominous music)

(tense screeching music)
(static crackling)

(tense music)

- Oh, damn!

OCC fucked my face up good!

Look at this sparkle!

- [Victoria] Yas!

- Congrats, ladies, on
making it this far, shit!

- Congrats yourself.

- Dude, they almost gagged
me with the Dahli comeback.

I was shook!

- I got real queasy.

- Yeah.
- It's true.

- I mean, she should come
back, some people should go.

- I agree.
- I was shooketh.

- I was ready to die,

just to fall flat face
on the floor and die.

- Yeah, but I could tell who
was really shook was Victoria.

- Why?
- Why do you say that?

- Well, 'cause you
guys, you know,

you had that thing happen
on the lie detector.

Anything else you wanna get
off your chest, any details?

- I mean, quite frankly, it's
none of your fucking business

what I do behind closed doors.

It's not fair everyone's
asking me about my sex life.

It's none of their
damn business.

I didn't see you
being fully open

with saying what you did
with Erika, so why should I?

- I was open.

- You were deceptive
twice, it said.

And you're calling her out
for being deceptive once?

Where do you have
the room to speak?

- 'Cause, like, everything
came out in the end.

- I'm a big girl, I can take it.

- I mean, protecting
people's feelings is--

- No, no, what is it?

It's,

what did Erika say?

You're petty and you're tacky
and your makeup is awful.

Nothing changed.

- So, like, I'm kinda curious,

you know, with the lie
detector situation.

What's the T on that?

- These tests, they're not 100%.

- I mean, as far as
we know, it's correct.

You could be lying
to us right now.

We don't know if
you're lying or not.

- I don't know if I was,
like, second-guessing myself,

or it was a weird question,
or if it was, like--

- Well, here, that's
a fuckin' machine,

and you're a human being,

and we have to interact
with each other,

so if you say it,
then that's the thing,

like, you've forgiven me.
- But you did mention

that you lied to protect Erika.

- Yeah.

- So, the machine wasn't wrong.

- [Victoria] And they use
it in the CIA, so, like.

- And they only use the
finger thing in the CIA,

not the whole three system, so.

- I forget the
whole spiel, but--

- Yeah, girl, yeah.

I mean, come on, you
could try to lie,

but when it's clear, it's clear.

- I'mma take Abhora's word
on this, like, we're cool.

I'm not gonna trust
some polygraph machine.

- No, I wasn't lying, Biqtch.

Really, I just
wanted to make sure

that you were giving your best,

and not in an environment
where there's this nasty energy

in one side of the room.

- Yeah.
- Speak for yourself.

- 'Cause it goes both ways.
- Yeah, speaking for yourself

you have a really
negative energy,

and you haven't been providing
your best to the show either,

so who are you there
to parent someone

when you can't even
take care of yourself?

- It sounds like you're
reading from your own diary.

- Yeah, well, you know,

I feel like I'm back
to a good balance.

That may change next week.

- I mean, we're halfway done.

If it's not changed
by now, will it ever?

- Uh--

- You've gotten lucky.

I think you've gotten lucky
that you're still here.

You're not gonna win Dragula.

- I'm giving my 110.

- What is 110 to you?

- Not checking my Instagram
all the time, instead of--

- Okay, so us not
sleeping for two days

to make our costumes,
and then you throwing on

this prom dress that
you spray painted

and wrote love's a
lie on the back of it,

and it looks like
(grunts) is trying?

- Yeah.

- Okay, well, try harder.

I was having it with
Abhora's negativity today.

I was done, I did not
wanna hear it anymore.

If you can't speak in a
positive way about yourself,

shut the fuck up!

- Let it go, James, I get it.

I'm working on it.

I know that I'm not perfect,
but I'm working on it.

- Disasterina, how you
feel about this week, girl?

You lookin' cute--

- Yeah, you were
top three last week.

Good job, Disaster!

- Well, I'm feeling, actually,

I think I have a good outfit,
but it was just so tough

this week, just getting
the performance down.

So I'm a little nervous and,

so, I'm gonna wing part
of it to see how it goes.

- Hey, winging it is part of
giving a good performance,

it's like improv skills.

I love Disasterina,

but I think she might
be in trouble this week.

(tense music)

By the way,

Erika left me a note.

- Oh, really?

- It's not that
kinda note, okay?

- Well, read it.

(laughs)

- Hi, ladies!

Unfortunately, this bottom
was not able to reach the top.

(laughing)

Terrible. (laughs)

But I am so proud of all
of you for making top five.

I learned and grew so
much from each of you,

and you are not ready for
the monstrosity I am bringing

into the real world.

Some advice for each
of you, oh, god.

- Oh, no.
- Yes!

- [Disasterina]
Crumple it up now.

- I don't wanna hear a
loser's advice. (laughs)

- We can all use advice.

- Vicky, you are my pick to win.

- [James] Oh, okay,
well, except that advice.

- It's Vicky's pick to win too.

Don't be afraid to
speak your mind.

Disasterina--

- Yes?

- You are so smart.

Stay true to yourself.
- Hmm?

- Yeah, that's
kinda bogus, right?

- [Disasterina]
What does that mean?

- James--
- It was that short?

- Yeah, just bye. (laughs)

- Okay, I work on it, Erika.

- Okay. (cackles)

James, you crafty bitch.

- Oh, thank you!

- Make sure the judges
can see your humility

even more.
- I'm so humble, always.

I'm the humblest.

- I'm the most humble!

- I'm the most humble.

I miss her, but I was a little
shook when they asked her

if she was actually attracted,

sexually attracted to
anyone in her family

during that lie detector test.

- Bitch, aren't you the
one that has a rumor

about sleeping
with your brother?

- I don't fuck my brother.

He fucks me. (laughs)

It's just a rumor, but
we made it up ourselves.

We both have the same
last name legally,

and we're best friends,

so we fucked with
all the trolls online

and made them think
that we sleep together.

- So he's not your
actual brother?

- No, we've never
even fucked, not once.

- Well, that's disappointing.

- Biqtch, you are
filth personified.

(laughing)

Not today, but--

- Maybe.

- Make sure you give
them even more glamour.

Abhora--

- I don't need anymore.

- Want me to read that one?

- I got it.

- Can you handle it,

emotionally?
- Yeah.

Yeah, let me just
get my tissues.

- Okay.

- Abhora, I am rooting
for you so much.

Although I wanted
to be in your shoes,

I know you're going to
kill this next challenge.

Everything I said to you last
week, it was all with love

because you're my
sister forever.

Let everything that happened
last week drive you forward

and channel it into
becoming a better monster.

- [James] Aw!

- Love and hate you all so much,

(laughs) Erika Klash.

(sighs) I cannot believe

Erika went home over me.

If I don't win this
challenge, I'm out.

This is it.

It's do or die.

You know what?

This competition

is not worth throwing
away our friendship.

- (sighs) I mean, it was
rocky before this, for sure.

- It was, but I've eliminated
a lot of things in my life

that made it rocky.

- Well, I'm glad you
finally came around.

It's nice to know that
knocking on the door wasn't--.

- Again and again and again.
- A waste of time.

- I don't believe
Abhora's come around.

It's hard to believe
anything you say.

It's hard to trust
anything you say.

It's hard to call you a
sister 'cause I don't think

you're actually a sister.

- When you speak, it
sounds like you're trying

to convince yourself of
whatever you're speaking of.

And it's just like,
I can't believe it.

- I want to see positive Abhora.

- I am, I'm bringing that back.

- Okay.

- And if you don't believe
it, it's just because, like,

you're too busy to--

- It's true.
- Sit down and

be my friend.

- Oh, oh, I have been more than

a friend to you, Abhora.
- Okay, you've been my friend.

- I have given you
so many pep talks

and so many inspirational
things to tell you

and help you with yourself--
- Yes, yes, I--

- Being where you
are in your life,

you should have more
of your shit together,

but I have been a friend to you.

I've been a big
fucking friend to you,

and for you to say
that is so ungrateful!

Petty, and you're tacky,
and she was right.

- I didn't mean that
to come out like that.

It just hurts me
when you say, like--

- The truth?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

(tense music)

(sighs)

- I don't know what to
say because I know exactly

how it is to feel in your shoes.

They attacked me from the jump,

but they didn't know who I was.

- You wanna know what?

You know why we attacked you?

I feel awful about this, but
it's all because of Abhora.

We all jumped on you
because she told us

all this shit, all these
awful things about you.

Then, getting to know you,

it was almost a complete
switch in stories.

Like, she made us think
you were a piece of shit.

My point is we came at
you not knowing you,

and not understanding
who you are,

but we're coming at you,
Abhora, knowing you.

By now, the shit that
we're telling you

should get across to you.

I am so sorry I was so
rude to you, Biqtch.

I'm so sorry I was
so mean to you,

'cause I fuckin' love you.

You're an amazing person,
and you're amazing too.

Just start showing it.
(snapping fingers)

- Yeah.

Yeah.

- Well, these young queens,

they got to keep their
eyes on the balls

because they are losing track
of the important thing here,

which is this could be a whole
career for everybody, right?

I mean, all this arguing and
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,

who cares about it?

Focus on the important thing
which is do the best you can

as a queen on this show.

It gonna take you really far.

All this drama, it goes over
my head, I don't understand it.

I mean, I've got a
little age on me,

and that's a little wisdom
and a little experience,

and you all are

missing the big picture here.

I mean, it took me long time
to get to this sort of place.

I just don't fucking care
who is saying what about who,

and my advice, my unsolicited
advice is shut the fuck up

and put the fucking makeup on,

put your fucking pantyhose on,

go out there and fucking slay,

but don't do better than me.

(laughing)

(dramatic tense music)

- Tonight, we join our
ghouls in unholy matrimony

as they walk the floor show in
our gothic wedding challenge.

- Additionally, we've
challenged our killer queens

to prepare a lip
sync performance

to one of our favorite songs
by the Switchblade Symphony,

and to feature a
customized hand fan

provided by our sexy
friends at Dirt Squirrel.

(melancholic music)

- I am

alone.

- Darling, what's wrong?

(melancholic music builds)

- I am utterly

alone.

- No, you're not!

We have these fabulous guest
judges here to keep you company

and help us judge
this floor show,

including one of our
best ghoulfriends,

screenwriter and director,
Mr. Darren Stein.

Hello, Darren, so
lovely to have you back.

- Lovely to be here.

- And our second guest
judge of the evening,

she puts the hole
in holy, BibleGirl.

- Hey, ghoulfriends.

- BibleGirl, you are a genius
at marketing drag queens.

What are you looking for tonight

in our next Drag Supermonster?

- What I'm looking
for is a goddamn bitch

who can sell a
motherfuckin' T-shirt.

(laughing)

- Well, I hope our
bitches can deliver,

'cause I'm sure this performance
is just gonna be a mess.

Let's get on with the ceremony.

- Everybody, take your places.

Let's start the organ,

and let the floor show begin.

(tense screeching music)
(static crackling)

(somber music with
haunting vocals)

("Gutter Glitter" by
Switchblade Symphony)

* Iridescent eyes of
the seahorse rise *

* Treasure she loves,
others despise *

* A shooting star
shan't fall very far *

* Dim fireflies
held in glass jars *

* April showers
bring May flowers *

* Dazzling dust
tossed in wind gusts *

* The trap door is open,
the window half closed *

* The tapestry curtain
vivaciously blows *

* London Bridge did fall down

* My fair lady nearly drowned

* What is the reason
to lock her up *

* When already, she
had such rotten luck *

* Bracelets of silver
adorn my wrists *

* Candy kisses from sugar lips

* Candy

* Kisses me

* Kisses me

* The London Bridge did fall

* Down

* My fair lady nearly

* Drowned, my fair lady

* The London Bridge did fall

* Down

* My fair lady nearly

* Drowned

* London Bridge
is falling down *

* Falling down

* Falling down

* London Bridge
is falling down *

* My fair lady

* Take the key and lock her up

* Lock her up

* Lock her up

* Take the key and lock her up

* My fair lady

(tense music)

(fire crackling)

(bell ringing boldly)

(tense screeching music)
(static crackling)

Well, that was one
hell of a floor show,

wouldn't you guys agree?

- Yeah, somethin' else.
- Completely stunning.

- I am feeling all
kinds of ways about it,

so I really wanna hear
what you guys have to say.

Why don't we start with Abhora?

- [BibleGirl] She
certainly seemed like

she had the most fun.

- Did you love it
or did you hate it?

- No, I loved it.

- I loved it too.

I thought she was not only
gothic, but really punk rock,

and it was kind of like
scraggly and a mess,

but that's what
drew me right to it.

- Yeah.

- Yeah, execution-wise,

I thought she wasn't
as sophisticated
as the other girls.

I loved the look and everything,

but I was like, well,
what's the story here?

- I felt like it was a mess,

but I know that you
guys really reacted

to the punk rock spirit
of it, which I appreciate,

but you can be punk
rock and still be tight.

So, I'm totally confused.

- Let's talk about Victoria.

- Victoria brought it for me.

It was like high
fashion editorial.

She gave me everything I needed.

I was completely,
thoroughly gagged.

- She got too in her head.

She missed a lip sync cue,
which I think set the tone

for her at the beginning.

Could have been even as deep
as being so sub-conscious

that she may not
have even realized

that she came off
so in her head.

- You know, it wasn't the
best lip sync performance

I've ever seen, but
at the same time,

I've seen her grow a lot
since the first episode.

What did you guys think
about James Majesty?

- [BibleGirl] Everything was
perfect, but there was no fan.

- Mm-hmm.
- Bingo.

- And that was one
of the criteria

of this challenge.
- There was no fan.

- I mean, I thought
she looked amazing.

She was the poison bouquet.

I saw poppies and
nightshade in James Majesty.

She was the poison death flower,

but too bad she didn't
have a fuckin' fan.

Let's move on to Disasterina.

Once I was beyond the look,

I thought the
performance was dull.

Even though she had every
prop you could imagine

that would link to that
song, it was very literal,

and it was very boring.

- Everything was happening,
it needed some editing.

- She's gotten that critique
before, like, edit, edit, edit.

She's got lots of ideas
and it's usually, maybe,

a few too many.

- What did you guys think
about Biqtch Puddin'?

- [Darren] The fan was pretty,
the shoes were embellished,

they matched the lacy outfit.

- Ooh, you know Darren's
gonna clock the shoes,

(mumbles) clock those shoes.

- I loved it.

When Biqtch Puddin' snapped
her cape, that was drama.

- Agreed.
- Agreed.

- Total drama.

- Okay, my two favorites,
without a doubt,

were Biqtch Puddin' and Abhora.

- Again, with Abhora, I
understand the punk rock energy.

You can be punk rock
and not be a sloppy mess

that kicks your props
all over the place.

At this point, how are we
gonna pick a supermonster

that can't walk on a stage
without falling down?

I mean that's ridiculous.

- [Swanthula] That's
actually not true,

I don't agree with
that at all. (laughs)

- Oh, really?

You think we should pick
someone that can't stand up?

- No, I think you can
fall all over the stage,

put it back together,
and have people riveted

by the end of their chair,

wondering what the fuck is
this bitch gonna do next--

- You can fall on purpose,
but not accidentally

flipping all over your clothes
and shit, that's silly.

- I think she recovered
strongly, though.

- Yeah, Abhora had my eyes
on her the entire time,

not because I was curious
about what she was gonna do,

because I could not
take my eyes off of her.

- But guess what, her face
was white and her shoulders

and her upper body were pink.

Isn't that sort of a drag no-no?

- I don't know.

- Never stopped me from
havin' an orange face

and a paleass body.

(laughing)

- All right, you guys, thank
you so much for watching this

and judging this.

You guys were so fun last year,

it was a pleasure
having you back.

- Awesome.
- Oh, my god,

the pleasure's all mine.

- I need you guys to
sharpen your nails

and get your knives ready
'cause you're gonna have to

shank a bitch in about
five minutes, okay?

- [BibleGirl] Down!

- It's time to pass judgment.

(suspenseful music)

(tense screeching music)
(static crackling)

(tense music)

- I have to say
that this has been

the most difficult deliberation
to date from either season.

It was very polarizing and
so that you know right now,

right out of the gate, all
of the judges did not agree,

but we had to make a
decision, and we have.

So we're gonna go down the line

and give you guys some feedback,

some positive and some negative,

and we're gonna
start with James.

- I was very happy
with what you did,

but what I wasn't happy
with is that your fan

did not manifest itself.

- It was there.

So, I had this brilliant
idea of making it

so I could hide
it in my costume,

but unfortunately, it
hid too well for me.

It was just hiding.

- I understand, things
like that happen,

but since that was a big
part of the challenge,

that was a big no-no.

- I think you took a risk.

It wasn't the goth
glamour I was looking for.

I think your makeup
is sickening.

I mean, if it was
judged by looks alone,

I mean, you would score
one of the highest marks.

- I mean, I really,
really love this look.

It just feels very
organically you.

It doesn't feel like the garment

is wearing you by any means.

- I feel the most me right now

than I have the
whole competition.

- Oh, that's great.

- I mean, it's all so perfect,
the details are great.

It's so elaborate, and
then we look at your heels,

and they're, like,
scuffed up and dirty.

- Well, that's from this floor.

- Wait a minute, wait a
minute, wait a minute!

- Yeah.

- Why is Biqtch
Puddin's not scuffed up?

(laughing)

- I tried, I think--

- [Darren] It's okay, I
mean, that's just a detail.

- Look, we can blame it on
losing it in the cage skirt,

we can blame it on
the dirty floor,

but these are things you
have to look out for.

You get one shot at this,

and you either hit the
target or you miss.

- Absolutely.

- Let's move on to
Victoria Elizabeth Black.

- To me, this was
like my goth fantasy.

I was in heaven or hell.

It was perfection.

- I saw you trembling,
and I hate that

because I know what that
feels like, and it'll go away.

You still, as a
performer, you have grown

since you've been in the
competition, which is great.

- Engagement with the audience,
maybe, just a bit more.

I think maybe you
were in your head

trying to catch your steps,

or making sure you
weren't gonna eat shit,

which is totally understandable,

but I think eye
contact a little bit.

- I found that you missed
some of the lip sync.

Some of the words
were just lost,

and I think it was just,

you were a little
off for me tonight.

- It seems that the
judges loved my outfit,

but I feel like my performance
was lacking for them.

- Abhora, you were
terrifying, which I loved.

The feathers, I was sort of like

what's happening
with the feathers?

But yeah, it's a bird that's
maybe died or injured.

- Abhora, how did you think
your performance went tonight?

- I think that the performance
was the strongest part.

It may have been
a little sloppy,

but in Dragula, that's just
how you get the job done.

- What I'm confused
about is I can appreciate

the raw punk energy of
what you were doing,

but there was a lot of
mishaps, it seemed like,

or maybe there
weren't, I don't know.

That's why I'm asking you.

Did you intend for your
sign to be upside-down?

- No.

- No, and you didn't intend
to fall either, right?

- No.

- Right, so,

that's where I have a problem.

How can I say yes, let's
put this person forward

and make them our supermonster
when they're falling on stage

and their props are
backfiring and stuff?

- While I respect everything
that Dracmorda just said,

I couldn't disagree more.

Your performance slayed
me from moment one.

You are super punk
rock and gothic.

I could not take
my eyes off of you.

You're a hotass mess and I'm
buying the ticket to your show

because I love it.

Your energy is electric, you're
like a wild-fucking-animal,

and I'm there for you.

- I'm with her!

(Abhora cackling)

I think you are
so cool, so punk.

The upside-down sign, it
still came across just fine.

- For me, it was
like, I'm sorry,

I don't mean to interrupt you,

but we talked about
the upside-down thing.

It's like, did she mean
that, did she mean that?

And it was like,
who fuckin' cares?

- Personally, I think
an audience would care

if your sign is upside-down.

I thought you got scared

and you were gonna
fall off the stage.

(laughing)

I thought you were terrified,

I thought you were
second-guessing yourself,

and I really thought you were
gonna fall off the stage.

I don't know, that's
just how I read it.

But, like, you know, we
all have opinions, right?

- Yes, we do, that's why
there's more than one judge.

Okay, let's move to Disasterina.

Disasterina, I did not think
you could look this gorgeous.

If anything, the performance
was a little boring.

I felt that maybe you got
caught up in the props,

and they kind of dictated
your entire energy.

- You know, your lip sync
was a little not perfect,

I guess I would say.

Yeah, and I just think it
was maybe not as interesting

as things I've
seen you do before.

- For me, it veers a little
bit into Renaissance Faire.

I mean, there's a lot going on.

It's kind of Purple
People Eater-esque.

You have the horns,
you have the keys,

you have the butterfly, you
have lights in the back.

I mean, there's,
like, a lot going on.

- I've got 85 hit points.

(laughing)

Don't mess with me.

(Biqtch shrieking)

Level nine, level nine.

- Bitch!

- Let's see if she can make
that saving throw tonight.

- I like her off-hand weapon.

I like her main hand weapon.
- It's gorgeous.

Yes, yes!

- I'm a level 10 sexy
gothic glamour bride.

(sassy grunting)

- Maybe you could edit
certain accessories down,

in terms of it being almost
too literal with the song,

and I mean, you're
fun, you're fun.

I really like you.
- Thank you so much.

I appreciate it.
- Thank you.

- All right, Biqtch Puddin',

I love the strangulation marks.

They're done very well.

I love that when you came
out, powder came off of you

like you have been a
corpse for a million years.

Your face really sparkled.

It was just enchanting
to watch you,

and I think you nailed
all the details.

I think you did a great job.

- Best performance of the night.

You had fun with it.

You know, this is
a very gothic song

that you found the humor in.

- And look at that dance
moms fan she has to match.

- Yes!

Dirt Squirrel will be very happy

to see how lavishly you
bedazzled their work there.

- Why don't we take a look at
all of your fans, actually?

- Yes!

- Very creative.

- They're all amazing.
- Mm-hmm.

- They actually are gorgeous.

James, it's a shame that
that didn't come out

during the performance,
it's beautiful.

Look at the time that
went into that too.

So I wanna rewind and
remind you what I said

when we first sat down, that
this was the most difficult

deliberation that we've had
to date in either season,

and then I wanna
rewind even further

to the first episode when
I said we do what we want.

We're going to
live by that mantra

and we're gonna do
what we want tonight.

So, without further ado,
we're gonna go down the line

and say Disasterina,
you look amazing,

but your performance
was lacking,

and it was a very
performance-based challenge.

You're up for
extermination tonight.

(tense music)

Victoria, you look stunning.

You're like an undead queen.

Your look is 10s
across the board.

Your performance, although
you've come a long way,

we really applaud the
progress that you've made.

You're safe.

James, you're stunning.

It was interesting
to see you perform.

You missed the fan.

You're also up for
extermination tonight.

- I can't believe it, I
thought I was going to win.

I thought I was
gonna be in the top,

and because of a fan,

I fucked myself over.

- Which brings us to
Biqtch and Abhora.

Biqtch, I think, universally,

everybody loved what
you did tonight.

You took a big
risk, and for that,

I think you should be rewarded.

You are safe, you are not up
for extermination tonight.

Which brings us to Abhora.

Abhora, I want to
congratulate you

because you have
won this challenge.

(laughing)

- I think I'm having a stroke.

- I needed this.

I needed this.

- Does anybody have a
cigarette right now?

- I don't think Abhora shoulda
won for that piece of shit.

- I don't think
Abhora should have won

for lighting a bouquet on fire.

- I need a fucking Xanax.

- Your performance was
completely polarizing

with the judges.

Half of us thought it was the
best thing we saw tonight,

and there was no other
option but to crown you

the winner of this challenge,

but the other half
thought that it was trash,

and it fell short of the mark.

This doesn't diminish
the win at all,

you are the winner of our
gothic wedding challenge,

but you are also up for
extermination tonight.

(tense music)

You could potentially go
home because for some of us,

your look missed the
mark, it was sloppy,

and your overall performance

wasn't delivered professionally.

Hope that makes some sense.

- [Abhora] Yeah.

- Abhora, the judges like
what you did tonight,

and you did win, but I
can tell you right now,

there's no way we will crown you

the next Drag Supermonster

if you don't clean
your performance up.

There is absolutely no way
we can send someone out

to perform around the
world falling on stage

and havin' their props
turn upside-down.

- So Victoria and Biqtch,
once again, congratulations.

You guys are in and you
can leave the stage.

Thank you both.

(pensive music)

- Aren't you guys supposed
to be slapping each other?

This is Dragula.

(laughing)

There you go, that a girl!

Kill or be killed, ladies!

- So that means
the three of you,

James, Abhora, and Disasterina,

you three are up for
extermination tonight.

(tense music)

- [Dracmorda] One of you has
come to the end of the line

in this competition,
and it's going to take

a terrible test to
find out which of you

is tough enough to remain here.

- Weddings can be
very stressful.

Many times, the bride
gets right to the alter

and catches a case of cold feet.

And tonight, the three
of you are gonna find out

exactly what that feels like.

- We're going to
rip off your heels

and submerge you in tubs of ice.

The goal is to see which
one of you can overcome

your cold feet and stay in the
tub longer than the others.

All three of you will be
submerged at the same time

right next to each other,

so it'll be very obvious
who rises to the occasion.

- We will then consider
how well you did

in the extermination,
your looks for tonight,

and how well you performed
in the floor show

to decide which of you goes on,

and which one of
you meets your end.

(tense music)

(tense screeching music)
(static crackling)

(ice pounding)
(dramatic tense music)

(screaming)

- Oh, I thought I was ready.

I am not ready.

- Yeah, I'm not ready
for that either.

(yelling)
- [James] Okay.

Oh, oh, fuck!

(screaming)
(laughing)

(screaming)

- Stop, stop, stop.

Stop pouring more (speaking
drowned out by screaming).

Please stop.

(dramatic tense music)

- I do not deserve to be
in the bottom tonight.

I didn't sleep for two days,

and I smelled so much E-6000

that my face literally
turned yellow.

I worked my fucking ass
off, and I've worked so hard

in this competition so far.

But no, I do not
deserve to be here.

- Pretty excruciating, it
really is excruciating.

- It's more pain than
it is, like, cold.

(dramatic tense music)

They're numb.
- Oh, yeah.

- [Disasterina] Yeah,
they're getting there.

- I can't feel anything.

- The pain has shifted
into crippling numbness.

- I thought by winning,
I would be safe,

but this is exactly
what I deserve.

And

I feel like a
loser and a winner,

and stupid and ugly
at the same time.

(dramatic tense music)

But I don't wanna go home,

and I've lost so
much to be here,

and I'm not gonna
let this stop me.

- Holy fuck, it's like
stepping on fucking nails!

(groaning)

- I might have to tap out.

It's really painful.

- That's just ice.

- Stop talking, please!

- [James] Me?

- James, shut up, shut up.

- Yeah, just shut up.

- [James] What?

- I'm telling you--
- Shut your annoying face.

- I'm not even saying anything.

- I'm fucking pissed.

I'm just,

I mean,

this is what I wanna do.

This is my clan, this is my art.

(dramatic tense music)

It fucking sucks.

(dramatic tense music)

(groaning)

- [Swanthula] All right,
you guys can step out

and step forward.

(groaning)

- Holy shit!

(tense screeching music)
(static crackling)

(water running)

- Oh, yes, it feels so good!

(moans) Yes!

Ooh!

I love the water on me!

(moans) It feels like
all that money I stole.

My titties, yes, keep 'em
so nice and moist and clean!

I wish somebody else
was in here too.

(humming)

* La, la, la, la, la

* La, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la *

(ominous music)

(Disasterina scatting gleefully)

(screaming)

(flesh squelching)

(screaming)

Oh, no!

(groaning dramatically)

(drain gurgling)

(panting)

(thudding)

(water running)

(drain gurgling)
(eerie music)

(drain gurgling)