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People always say there's
no such thing as the perfect crime.
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But I don't agree with that.
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If you plan things
carefully enough...
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if you think through
every last detail...
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if you have nerves of steel...
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if you can remain calm
no matter what happens...
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there should be no problem
you can't handle.
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It's really all
a matter of character.
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Of course, if I had any character...
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I wouldn't have stolen
$2 million from my boss.
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Christmas Eve.
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Ho, ho, fucking ho.
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Well? How did it go?
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Good. Went good.
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How much?
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A lot.
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Am I going to have to slap
the shit out of you? How much?
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Vic, it's a great big fucking pile
of money.
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$2,147,000 and change.
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My God, we're actually doing this.
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No, we're not doing it.
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It's already done.
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Look, don't be so worried.
The hard part's done already.
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Everything worked
just like you said it would.
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Yeah. I guess.
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Just act normal for a few hours
and we're home free.
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- Okay?
- Okay.
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Okay.
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You want to take the money
and not me?
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You want to take the money?
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No. I don't know. I was just...
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Well, if you want
to take the money...
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I mean, if you think you can do
a better job...
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of guarding $2 million...
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No, no, no. It should be you.
It should be you.
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It's just we didn't discuss that.
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Are we through discussing it?
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Or is there more to say
on the subject?
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No, we're done.
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Cool. Okay, shut the door.
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- Okay.
- Okay. And, Charlie.
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- Yeah?
- Act normal.
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Yeah.
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Oh, good! Good. No, no, no.
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No, no.
That's none of your business.
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That's none
of your fucking business, all right?
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I don't give a shit,
you toothless old whore.
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Mom. Mom, I gotta go.
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Don't you ever touch her again!
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Sidney! Sidney! No! No!
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Don't hurt him.
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Jeez, it's Christmas.
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I love you.
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Don't be an asshole.
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Giselle, come on, hop up there.
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Merry Christmas, Sidney.
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Hi, Charlie. Didn't see you come in.
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Who gave Rusti the shiner?
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Her asshole boyfriend.
Some dipshit guitar player.
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I swear to God,
if he comes in here again...
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I'm gonna break his fucking fingers.
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Jesus, look at this place.
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Just 'cause it's Christmas...
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people all of a sudden
can't look at tits and ass?
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- Hi, Renata.
- Hello, Counselor.
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Not drinking tonight?
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Just watching the floorshow.
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Sidney, get my favorite
crooked lawyer a beer.
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Actually, I'll take a rum.
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Rum?
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- Rum and what?
- Got any pineapple juice?
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If you got one of those
little plastic umbrellas...
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you can put that thing in there.
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What?
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You look like the cat
that swallowed the canary, is what.
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Like you're about
to belch a feather.
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Been working on
this acquisition deal for a while...
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and it finally came through, so....
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Is this a Bill Guerrard thing?
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No, this is a.... No.
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Charlie Arglist.
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Man of mystery.
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This mean you're rich, Charlie?
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'Cause if you are,
we could run away together.
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It's a thought.
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Leaving Wichita.
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Damn right, it's a thought.
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Come the first of the year, there'll
be no more nude dancing in the city.
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Which means I'm fucked.
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And don't tell me,
"Move out to the county," either.
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Because Bill Guerrard's
got the county all to himself.
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And I don't think
he's looking for competition.
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Isn't that right, Charlie?
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You should let me help you out.
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If I was real smart,
I'd see this as an opportunity.
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- I could, you know.
- Could what?
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- Help you.
- You, Charlie?
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If you had that photo....
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Of Councilman Williams and Cupcake?
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Vic's got that photo.
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And I know he won't give it to me...
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because I've asked him nice
and he just won't.
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Well, he wouldn't have to know.
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That would be just about...
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the nicest Christmas present
you could give me, Charlie.
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I'd have to think of something
extra nice to give you in return.
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No. Forget it.
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I appreciate the thought, but you'd
be getting in way over your head.
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Vic Cavanaugh and Bill Guerrard
eat guys like you for lunch.
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- Sidney.
- Yo.
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I'll be back later to close up.
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It's against my religion
to give out personal advice...
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but you should either sober up
or get real drunk.
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That's fucking horrible.
Toss it and give me a beer.
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Have you seen Charlie tonight?
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No. You just missed him.
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How about Vic? Seen Vic?
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No. Not yet.
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Of course, it is Christmas.
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Yeah, right. Christmas.
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"As Wichita falls,
so falls Wichita Falls."
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What sort of fucking moron
would write such a thing?
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Roy Gelles is in town.
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Vic, did you hear me?
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Roy Gelles is in town.
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- So what?
- So he's looking for us.
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So maybe he knows. That's what.
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Roy Gelles doesn't know shit.
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Roy Gelles knows
what Bill Guerrard tells him.
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And Bill doesn't know shit either,
so chill out.
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Then what is he doing in town
on Christmas Eve?
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Thank you, sweetie. I appreciate it.
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He's got a daughter in town.
Maybe he's visiting her.
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Like you said, it's Christmas.
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That still doesn't explain
why he's at the Sweet Cage.
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Listen, Charlie, don't go
squirrelly on me now, okay?
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Just stick to the plan.
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Maybe we should leave now.
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Well, we're not going to.
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In case you haven't noticed, it's
a fucking hockey rink out there.
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Oh, my God, what have I done?
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- What?
- Nothing.
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They say the rain is supposed
to stop by midnight.
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By 5:00 in the morning,
we're in Kansas City...
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where we enjoy a leisurely
breakfast at the airport...
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and by 8:00, we're on a plane
to someplace warm...
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where it's against the fucking law
to rain, okay?
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Click.
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Vic? Vic?
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Fuck me.
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Fuck.
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Fuck, fuck, fuck.
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Hi, Mr. Arglist.
I didn't recognize you.
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Hi.
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Yeah. Boy, I didn't realize
how slippery that was.
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Yeah. Didn't you notice all the cars
off the side of the road?
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I wasn't paying
close enough attention, I guess.
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- You going somewhere, Mr. Arglist?
- No.
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Hey, none of my business, right?
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I'd be careful, though.
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We're gonna have this freezing rain
on and off all night...
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so I'd stay off the road...
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and probably take it easy
with that, too.
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The next guy who pulls you over...
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might be somebody
who don't know any better.
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I definitely owe you one.
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All right. It's Tyler.
It's R.P. Tyler.
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Remember my name to Mr. Guerrard.
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I will.
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What is it?
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Just kidding. Just kidding.
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- Have a merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.
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Dickhead.
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I'm not working Christmas
for no fucking money, Dennis.
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I'm not.
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I could be at home
spending Christmas with my kids.
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Your kids with your husband,
Francie. They in Denver.
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Fuck you very much
for throwing that in my face.
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Look, you can cry all you want,
but you're still going on.
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You've been here long enough
to know the goddamn drill.
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You wanna work on the hot nights,
you gotta work on the cold.
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Fuck it, Dennis.
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I'm not paying Bill Guerrard
a $100 stage rental fee...
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so some old pervert can look
at my twat on Christmas fucking Eve!
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Go dance.
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Tell you what.
Since it's Christmas Eve...
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stage rental's on the house.
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Hi, Charlie.
I didn't see you come in.
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Hi.
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You mean it?
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Uh-huh.
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Gee, thanks.
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Since when are you a friend
of the working girl?
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It's Christmas, Dennis.
It's God's birthday.
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Well, hello there, Councilman.
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So, Dennis, you're saying
you haven't seen Charlie, huh?
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Charlie? No. Why do you ask?
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How about Vic Cavanaugh?
You seen him?
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Dude, I don't do henchmen, man.
I do strippers.
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Hey, Frankie. Is Vic around?
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He's sitting over there.
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- Let me get you a drink.
- Thanks.
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Victor.
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You know, us being seen together,
tonight of all nights...
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is probably not so smart.
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I would have called...
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but I had a bit of a situation.
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So,
guess who's over at the Tease.
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Roy Gelles. I just spoke to him.
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- You just spoke to him?
- Yeah, I spoke to him.
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Come on, man. What the fuck....
What did he say?
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What's wrong with you? He just
called to wish me a merry Christmas.
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What did you say?
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Well, I wished him
a merry Christmas.
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What did he say?
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What the hell
are you so worried about?
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Vic, I sue people for a living.
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You sell them pornography.
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Roy hurts people.
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He makes it so their knees
and elbows bend in both directions.
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That worries me.
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Let me ask you something.
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Did I make a mistake when I made you
my partner in this deal?
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You didn't make me your partner.
I am the one who showed you...
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how to steal $2 million worth
of Bill Guerrard's money.
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Then I showed you how to do it so
he wouldn't know what you'd done...
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till it was too late.
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What we've done, okay?
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Remember that. What we've done.
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And here's the thing
about what we've done.
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Mr. Arglist?
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- Oh, thank you.
- Thank you.
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Left to yourself,
you'd still be on a barstool...
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thinking about
how it could be done...
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if somebody had the balls to do it.
Which is me.
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Don't poke, Vic, okay? I get it.
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Hello.
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Yeah.
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I know that. I know that.
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I know that, too.
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All right, I gotta get out of here.
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So, I'll meet you
at the Velvet Touch at 1:00.
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- Just like we planned, all right?
- Who was that?
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Not that it's any of
your fucking business.
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That was my wife.
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Thank you. Thank you, sweetie.
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The lovely Gladys, of whom you've
heard me speak over the years...
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with tenderness and affection.
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She was wondering
if I'm gonna be home...
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in time for midnight worship.
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- I thought that's who you were....
- Oh, having dinner with? No, no.
252
00:17:08,777 --> 00:17:10,570
See, Gladys is on the Subway Diet.
253
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:13,322
She has a couple of foot-longs
at lunch, couple at dinner.
254
00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:15,867
Buys her clothes
from Omar the Tentmaker.
255
00:17:15,951 --> 00:17:18,286
But perhaps I'm being unkind.
256
00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:20,288
Anyway, let me out of here.
257
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:26,878
- Hey, Vic.
- Yeah?
258
00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:31,382
If you wouldn't mind, you know,
in case we get separated...
259
00:17:32,342 --> 00:17:33,718
tell me where the money is.
260
00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:35,470
Excuse me, Mr. Arglist.
261
00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:38,097
That's hilarious.
262
00:17:38,265 --> 00:17:40,016
- He's something else.
- Yeah.
263
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:41,934
Mr. Arglist,
I wonder if I might have a word?
264
00:17:41,977 --> 00:17:43,394
Sure. Vic!
265
00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:46,022
Mr. Arglist,
I'm sorry to bother you.
266
00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:48,066
I believe you can help us.
267
00:17:48,817 --> 00:17:51,486
Peter Van Heuten is
a friend of yours, right?
268
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:53,029
Yes.
269
00:17:53,363 --> 00:17:54,989
He's in no shape to drive--
270
00:17:55,115 --> 00:17:57,408
Charlie fucking Arglist!
271
00:17:58,285 --> 00:18:01,287
Yo ho ho, mo-fo!
What are you doing here, man?
272
00:18:01,371 --> 00:18:03,331
- Hiya, Pete.
- Merry Christmas!
273
00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:06,375
It's good to see you!
Good to see you!
274
00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:08,961
What are you doing here, man?
The real people are in there.
275
00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:10,379
Let's go in here.
276
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:14,383
Everybody, I want you to meet....
Listen up, a friend of mine....
277
00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:17,386
This is Charlie Arglist,
the most talented and handsome...
278
00:18:17,387 --> 00:18:19,972
mob lawyer in all of Kansas.
279
00:18:20,724 --> 00:18:23,101
I really wish you wouldn't do that.
Come on.
280
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:26,354
Come on. That was Vic Cavanaugh you
were hanging out with back there.
281
00:18:26,396 --> 00:18:28,439
- So what?
- Hey, let me ask you a question.
282
00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:30,483
Is it true that one time...
283
00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:33,611
he cut the hand off of somebody
who stuck their fingers...
284
00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:37,073
up the twazzallah
of a dancer over at Tease-O-Rama?
285
00:18:37,157 --> 00:18:38,241
Look around at the bar.
286
00:18:38,325 --> 00:18:40,910
Do you see
a lot of one-armed men in here?
287
00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:42,537
Because if they chopped off
the hand...
288
00:18:42,579 --> 00:18:44,413
of every guy who tried that
with a stripper...
289
00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:46,415
half the men in Wichita
would be wearing hooks.
290
00:18:46,416 --> 00:18:49,585
Are you trying to tell me that these
are just normal guys you work for?
291
00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:50,837
What are you doing here?
292
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:53,089
Trying to get my ashes hauled,
like everybody else!
293
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:55,091
Noël, Joyeux Noël!
294
00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:57,218
It's all right. He's drunk.
295
00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,221
Sarabeth isn't performing
that function anymore?
296
00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:04,016
Did she do that
for you oftentimes...
297
00:19:04,059 --> 00:19:05,393
throughout your saga?
298
00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:07,645
Occasionally. Not very often.
299
00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:10,273
Is she still wearing flannel to bed?
300
00:19:10,357 --> 00:19:11,399
Silly me.
301
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,901
I thought,
until I met and married Sarabeth...
302
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:15,653
that it was only little children...
303
00:19:15,737 --> 00:19:19,323
who wore those things
with the feet sewn on the bottom.
304
00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:20,700
You could have warned me about that.
305
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,660
And I'm actually
being kind of serious here.
306
00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:24,412
I tried to, Pete. I really did.
307
00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:26,664
Yeah, bullshit. I was the end
of your alimony problem.
308
00:19:26,790 --> 00:19:29,375
- That's what I was.
- Like hell. You were in love.
309
00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:30,501
With my wife.
310
00:19:31,795 --> 00:19:33,004
Love.
311
00:19:33,797 --> 00:19:36,132
Someday somebody is going
to tally up the cost...
312
00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:38,342
of that particular illusion.
313
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,597
- Hey.
- Yeah?
314
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,348
Did you ever go and....
315
00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:47,268
- The strippers?
- Yeah, occasionally.
316
00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:48,477
- Yeah?
- Yeah, sure.
317
00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:50,104
When I'm really desperate...
318
00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:52,440
or completely shit-faced,
or generally have my head up my ass.
319
00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:55,234
I'm all those three things
right now, baby. Let's go!
320
00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:56,736
So how you doing otherwise, buddy?
321
00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:59,405
Great. Great. Really great.
322
00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:03,409
Drawing a lot of buildings.
Making a fucking fortune.
323
00:20:06,246 --> 00:20:07,663
Well, listen.
I gotta make a phone call.
324
00:20:07,789 --> 00:20:11,125
If you just hold down the fort here
and remain calm.
325
00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:12,460
Remain calm.
326
00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:16,923
Big mob lawyer.
327
00:20:27,517 --> 00:20:29,894
- Sweet Cage.
- Sidney, is Renata back yet?
328
00:20:29,978 --> 00:20:32,939
No. She just called.
Said she's on her way.
329
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:34,565
All right, listen...
330
00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:36,817
when she gets back,
you tell her I have that present...
331
00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:39,195
that I mentioned for her earlier
and not to leave.
332
00:20:39,279 --> 00:20:40,404
Okay? Bye.
333
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:42,657
- Mr. Arglist.
- Councilman.
334
00:20:42,699 --> 00:20:44,367
I wonder if we might have
a quiet word.
335
00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:45,868
Actually, I'm kind of--
336
00:20:45,994 --> 00:20:50,081
Would you be good enough to deliver
a message from me to Mr. Guerrard?
337
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:56,921
Wichita is a community
of good people, Mr. Arglist.
338
00:20:57,005 --> 00:20:58,130
Christian people.
339
00:20:58,215 --> 00:21:00,883
Yeah, half of them are
in this very bar trying to get laid.
340
00:21:01,009 --> 00:21:04,762
That may well be.
But my point is, some time ago...
341
00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:09,016
in a moment of weakness,
I did a very foolish thing.
342
00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:11,394
And that foolish thing
was photographed.
343
00:21:11,478 --> 00:21:15,356
I believe that photo is in the
possession of a Mr. Vic Cavanaugh...
344
00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:18,818
an associate of yours,
who refuses to surrender it...
345
00:21:18,902 --> 00:21:22,196
despite several generous offers
for its purchase...
346
00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:24,407
the last of which,
delivered not 10 minutes ago.
347
00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:26,158
People can be stubborn.
348
00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:30,413
Do you think Mr. Guerrard would
be able to persuade Mr. Cavanaugh...
349
00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:35,418
to reconsider if he understood
his own interests in the matter?
350
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:39,964
Well, Mr. Guerrard is one of
the most persuasive men I know.
351
00:21:40,465 --> 00:21:42,675
What kind of figures
are we talking about here?
352
00:21:42,759 --> 00:21:44,385
Are we talking about four?
Five? Six?
353
00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:47,388
Five, Mr. Arglist. Low five.
354
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,350
Councilman, I think
the photo in question...
355
00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:53,394
might be closer
than you can possibly imagine.
356
00:21:55,355 --> 00:21:57,940
- You've given me hope, Mr. Arglist.
- Merry Christmas.
357
00:21:58,066 --> 00:22:01,277
Wonderful season, isn't it?
So full of mutual understanding.
358
00:22:01,361 --> 00:22:02,570
Yeah.
359
00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:11,871
You gotta know the whole culture
is in the toilet...
360
00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:15,416
if a guy dressed like that
can get laid in a place like this.
361
00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:18,544
Hey, you're flipping off the mob
here, just so you know.
362
00:22:18,628 --> 00:22:21,297
Did I mention to you that
I really wish you wouldn't do that?
363
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:22,381
Yeah.
364
00:22:23,383 --> 00:22:26,427
- M-O-B, mob. Okay?
- All right, let's go.
365
00:22:26,553 --> 00:22:28,429
Right back at you, huh?
366
00:22:28,555 --> 00:22:31,057
And there, that one, too.
There, see?
367
00:22:55,457 --> 00:22:57,541
That's my chair in there.
368
00:22:58,835 --> 00:23:00,836
You wanna know the truth?
369
00:23:02,506 --> 00:23:04,340
I can't fill it.
370
00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:10,679
Neither could I,
if it makes you feel any better.
371
00:23:11,890 --> 00:23:13,099
Listen, Charlie.
372
00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:16,352
Before we go in, there's something
I have to tell you.
373
00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:20,356
It's been on my conscience,
and you can punch me if you want to.
374
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:22,358
I don't think I'm gonna want to.
375
00:23:23,443 --> 00:23:27,363
Back when you and Sarabeth
were still married that last year...
376
00:23:29,157 --> 00:23:30,574
she and I were fucking.
377
00:23:32,744 --> 00:23:33,994
No kidding?
378
00:23:35,288 --> 00:23:40,126
Like minks. Everywhere.
Kitchen table, your bed, garage.
379
00:23:40,544 --> 00:23:41,544
Wow.
380
00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:45,381
Jesus, Charlie, we were friends.
381
00:23:45,715 --> 00:23:46,966
It doesn't make you angry?
382
00:23:48,135 --> 00:23:49,718
Actually, it makes me curious.
383
00:23:51,471 --> 00:23:54,306
Makes me wonder
who she's fucking now.
384
00:23:57,894 --> 00:24:01,939
Yo ho ho! Merry fucking Christmas!
385
00:24:02,983 --> 00:24:06,402
Guess who I brought with me?
Ghost of Christmas Past.
386
00:24:08,613 --> 00:24:11,407
Marley! Get the fuck in here.
387
00:24:12,367 --> 00:24:13,617
Hey, everybody.
388
00:24:14,202 --> 00:24:16,120
- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.
389
00:24:19,749 --> 00:24:21,375
Hello, Charlie.
390
00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:23,544
Come in and have a piece of pie.
391
00:24:23,628 --> 00:24:25,546
Hi, Dottie. No, thank you. I'm fine.
392
00:24:25,630 --> 00:24:28,340
I just wanted to stop in
and wish you all a very merry--
393
00:24:28,383 --> 00:24:31,260
Screw the pie, you old harpy.
We're here for dinner.
394
00:24:31,803 --> 00:24:34,597
Turkey, cranberry,
stuffing, the works!
395
00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:36,765
Thanks. Yeah.
396
00:24:40,395 --> 00:24:43,189
Yeah. Motherfucker. Yeah.
397
00:24:45,066 --> 00:24:46,400
Turkey-alurkey.
398
00:24:47,027 --> 00:24:48,152
Pathetic.
399
00:24:49,029 --> 00:24:50,404
What did you say, Stan?
400
00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:53,407
You two are pathetic.
Makes me ashamed to be a man.
401
00:24:53,533 --> 00:24:57,036
I'm pathetic? I'm pathetic?
402
00:24:57,913 --> 00:24:59,413
Who paid for that hip replacement...
403
00:24:59,414 --> 00:25:01,582
your insurance company
wouldn't cover, huh?
404
00:25:01,708 --> 00:25:04,084
Dad, tell me that!
405
00:25:04,628 --> 00:25:08,422
And who took care of your mortgage
payments when you were recuperating?
406
00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:10,382
And when you're done with that...
407
00:25:10,425 --> 00:25:13,093
maybe you could explain to me
who it was...
408
00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:15,054
raised his only daughter...
409
00:25:15,138 --> 00:25:19,058
to be a cold, gossiping,
hypocritical bitch!
410
00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:29,401
- So, Spence, how you doing?
- Go to hell.
411
00:25:31,404 --> 00:25:33,280
Don't you talk to your father
that way.
412
00:25:33,406 --> 00:25:36,242
He's not my father. He didn't even
send us presents this year.
413
00:25:36,326 --> 00:25:37,618
I hate his guts.
414
00:25:38,703 --> 00:25:40,246
Is that right, Charlie?
415
00:25:40,330 --> 00:25:42,581
You didn't even send them
any Christmas presents?
416
00:25:42,666 --> 00:25:44,792
No. Christmas is tomorrow.
417
00:25:44,876 --> 00:25:47,419
Guess what, Daddy?
I was in the Christmas play.
418
00:25:47,504 --> 00:25:48,504
So what?
419
00:25:48,588 --> 00:25:51,507
All you were was Tiny Tim's sister,
and you didn't even have any lines!
420
00:25:51,591 --> 00:25:52,967
And he didn't even come to watch!
421
00:25:53,051 --> 00:25:55,594
He would have,
but Mommy didn't send an invitation!
422
00:25:56,888 --> 00:26:00,099
I'm sorry, Charlie,
but maybe you should go now.
423
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:03,269
And perhaps you would give Pete
a ride home?
424
00:26:03,937 --> 00:26:07,147
Sarabeth and the children
will be staying here tonight.
425
00:26:07,357 --> 00:26:08,816
- Okay.
- Yeah.
426
00:26:08,858 --> 00:26:09,942
Listen, sweetie, I'm gonna go...
427
00:26:10,026 --> 00:26:12,236
and I'm going to come back
and visit you tomorrow, all right?
428
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:15,614
Don't believe him, Melissa.
He's lying. All he ever does is lie.
429
00:26:15,699 --> 00:26:16,824
Shut up!
430
00:26:18,118 --> 00:26:19,827
Merry Christmas, Charlie.
431
00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:35,175
On the whole,
I thought that went well.
432
00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:37,136
Yeah, it's good to see the family.
433
00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:40,306
What do you say, one more drink?
The night is young.
434
00:26:40,390 --> 00:26:43,809
- All right, one more, that's it.
- Okay. One more.
435
00:26:56,406 --> 00:26:58,407
Melissa really misses you.
436
00:26:58,992 --> 00:27:01,327
Not Spencer. He hates me.
437
00:27:03,830 --> 00:27:06,832
You just gotta give him time.
He'll come around.
438
00:27:07,375 --> 00:27:10,002
Your leaving
came at an awkward age for him.
439
00:27:10,086 --> 00:27:12,004
A clean break is best.
440
00:27:12,380 --> 00:27:15,883
No, a clean break is easiest.
On you.
441
00:27:17,802 --> 00:27:19,011
Oh.
442
00:27:19,804 --> 00:27:22,222
Are you saying you have no regrets?
443
00:27:22,432 --> 00:27:24,391
Don't believe in them.
444
00:27:24,392 --> 00:27:27,895
Bullshit. Everybody has regrets.
445
00:27:28,271 --> 00:27:31,815
Guys our age, what else is there?
446
00:27:38,365 --> 00:27:39,948
I ever tell you
my father was a twin?
447
00:27:40,784 --> 00:27:42,618
- Identical?
- Fraternal.
448
00:27:43,286 --> 00:27:45,412
Looked a lot alike, though,
him and my uncle.
449
00:27:45,413 --> 00:27:47,998
Different temperaments completely.
450
00:27:48,375 --> 00:27:50,542
My father, he's a cop.
451
00:27:51,795 --> 00:27:53,379
By-the-book guy.
452
00:27:53,797 --> 00:27:57,383
Believed in the law.
Wanted his only son to be a lawyer.
453
00:27:57,425 --> 00:28:00,094
Drank in moderation, didn't smoke.
454
00:28:00,178 --> 00:28:02,846
Kept up his life insurance premiums.
455
00:28:03,139 --> 00:28:05,933
Voted in every election,
not just for president.
456
00:28:06,017 --> 00:28:09,103
Let me guess. Uncle didn't vote.
457
00:28:09,229 --> 00:28:12,398
He said he didn't want
to encourage the bastards.
458
00:28:13,650 --> 00:28:15,526
In and out of jail
from the time he was 16...
459
00:28:15,610 --> 00:28:18,404
drunk all the time,
fucked everything that walked.
460
00:28:18,405 --> 00:28:21,865
Won a fortune playing poker,
lost it all the same way.
461
00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:24,159
Lost an eye in a fight.
Half his life--
462
00:28:24,244 --> 00:28:27,413
So what you're trying to say is,
you take after your uncle.
463
00:28:28,498 --> 00:28:30,374
I wasn't finished.
464
00:28:32,168 --> 00:28:33,377
My father was 54...
465
00:28:33,378 --> 00:28:36,797
when he died of a massive embolism,
right here in Wichita.
466
00:28:38,091 --> 00:28:41,385
My uncle died the very next day...
467
00:28:42,846 --> 00:28:45,097
in a car wreck in California.
468
00:28:47,517 --> 00:28:49,393
So the point is...
469
00:28:50,103 --> 00:28:52,396
it is futile to regret.
470
00:28:54,482 --> 00:28:57,359
You do one thing, you do another...
471
00:28:58,319 --> 00:28:59,695
I mean, so what?
472
00:29:00,697 --> 00:29:03,115
What's the difference? Same result.
473
00:29:10,331 --> 00:29:12,791
How many of these lights
you gonna sit through?
474
00:29:12,917 --> 00:29:15,377
See if I tell you
another fucking story.
475
00:29:18,798 --> 00:29:20,632
Sorry, guys, we're closed.
476
00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:23,218
- We just want one drink.
- Each.
477
00:29:24,929 --> 00:29:28,140
My friend's a mobster.
You might know that, you might not.
478
00:29:28,224 --> 00:29:31,977
I'll tell you what.
I'll give you one, on the house...
479
00:29:32,187 --> 00:29:33,437
if you drink it up and leave.
480
00:29:33,521 --> 00:29:35,272
But I'm not opening
my register back up.
481
00:29:35,356 --> 00:29:37,149
Thank you, gorgeous.
482
00:29:37,442 --> 00:29:41,445
Do you know where this last drink
is going to take me?
483
00:29:41,613 --> 00:29:44,323
To that perfect stage
of drunkenness.
484
00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:46,742
And then, do you know
what I'm going to do?
485
00:29:46,826 --> 00:29:51,246
I'm going to go straight home,
go to bed, and dream of you.
486
00:29:54,334 --> 00:29:57,377
I don't think
I'd pursue that particular line.
487
00:29:57,629 --> 00:29:59,254
- You with him?
- Yeah.
488
00:29:59,339 --> 00:30:01,632
Makes no difference. It's okay.
489
00:30:02,008 --> 00:30:03,759
It's a free country.
490
00:30:03,843 --> 00:30:06,929
And any man can dream
anything he wants to dream.
491
00:30:07,013 --> 00:30:08,388
And tonight I'm gonna dream of you.
492
00:30:08,389 --> 00:30:10,390
All right, I gotta make
a phone call. I'll be right back.
493
00:30:10,391 --> 00:30:11,767
Okay, behave yourself.
494
00:30:13,186 --> 00:30:15,020
- Sweet Cage.
- Sidney, is Renata back yet?
495
00:30:15,146 --> 00:30:16,563
No. Not yet.
496
00:30:18,900 --> 00:30:21,401
But you won't believe
who just walked in.
497
00:30:21,402 --> 00:30:23,946
- Roy Gelles?
- No. Forget Roy Gelles, will you?
498
00:30:24,322 --> 00:30:25,989
That fucking guitar player.
499
00:30:26,074 --> 00:30:28,033
The one who gave Rusti
the black eye.
500
00:30:28,117 --> 00:30:29,409
What's going on?
501
00:30:29,452 --> 00:30:30,786
I swear to God...
502
00:30:30,912 --> 00:30:34,581
if he gives Rusti any trouble,
I'm gonna break his fucking fingers.
503
00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:35,874
What's your name, jock strap?
504
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,376
Which hand should I break?
505
00:30:37,377 --> 00:30:39,503
I don't have the answer
to that question, Sidney.
506
00:30:39,587 --> 00:30:41,797
Listen, when Renata gets back in,
just tell her--
507
00:30:41,965 --> 00:30:43,507
I know. You got a present for her.
508
00:30:43,591 --> 00:30:45,759
I hope you don't think
she's gonna fuck you, Charlie.
509
00:30:45,802 --> 00:30:48,387
- Think it's out of the question?
- Absolutely.
510
00:30:49,389 --> 00:30:50,639
Merry Christmas, Sidney.
511
00:30:50,765 --> 00:30:53,392
Yeah. Merry Christmas, Charlie.
512
00:30:56,396 --> 00:30:58,564
Would you like to know
what you're going to be wearing...
513
00:30:58,648 --> 00:31:01,400
- in my little dream?
- Disregard him.
514
00:31:01,526 --> 00:31:02,818
Hmm....
515
00:31:03,319 --> 00:31:06,989
That fish necklace, and that's it.
516
00:31:07,073 --> 00:31:09,658
Completely disregard him tonight.
He's drunk.
517
00:31:09,784 --> 00:31:13,412
Except for that necklace, you're
gonna be one naked little Christian.
518
00:31:16,457 --> 00:31:18,417
Pete, not that you're asking
for my advice...
519
00:31:18,501 --> 00:31:21,837
but, listen,
I would shut the fuck up right now.
520
00:31:22,088 --> 00:31:23,213
Shhh.
521
00:31:23,298 --> 00:31:24,381
Yeah.
522
00:31:25,633 --> 00:31:28,385
- Hey. Sporty Nuts.
- Pete.
523
00:31:29,512 --> 00:31:32,973
If you don't get laid tonight,
fish necklace or no...
524
00:31:33,057 --> 00:31:35,350
it's 'cause you're not trying,
my son.
525
00:31:35,393 --> 00:31:37,060
Pete, I hope you're listening to me.
526
00:31:37,186 --> 00:31:39,646
And if you play your cards right...
527
00:31:41,065 --> 00:31:42,983
this hot-assed little Jesus freak...
528
00:31:43,067 --> 00:31:47,487
just might initiate you into
the Campus Crusade for Cunnilingus.
529
00:31:48,615 --> 00:31:52,284
Do you notice that I am practicing
non-violent resistance...
530
00:31:52,410 --> 00:31:55,662
in honor of the Christmas holiday?
531
00:31:55,997 --> 00:31:58,415
Because that's the way...
532
00:31:58,416 --> 00:32:02,377
baby Jesus
would have wanted me to do it.
533
00:32:05,757 --> 00:32:09,968
That was unpleasant.
I think I scraped my tummy.
534
00:32:19,687 --> 00:32:21,188
Oh, my nuts.
535
00:32:26,402 --> 00:32:28,403
I got it. I got it.
536
00:32:28,488 --> 00:32:30,405
- You sure?
- I got it.
537
00:32:35,161 --> 00:32:36,495
Oh, fuck.
538
00:32:50,218 --> 00:32:52,803
Jesus Christ, Pete, you had
the whole goddamn parking lot.
539
00:32:52,929 --> 00:32:55,138
Why did you have to throw up
in the car?
540
00:32:55,264 --> 00:33:00,102
I think that boy drove one of
my testicles up into my body cavity.
541
00:33:00,186 --> 00:33:01,561
Are you sure?
542
00:33:01,896 --> 00:33:04,398
I don't know where else it could be.
543
00:33:04,399 --> 00:33:06,149
Okay, bounce me.
544
00:33:09,028 --> 00:33:10,404
Again, again.
545
00:33:13,408 --> 00:33:15,993
Now, three times fast.
Three times fast!
546
00:33:22,458 --> 00:33:25,085
If you're trying to shake the money
out of his pockets...
547
00:33:25,211 --> 00:33:27,754
you gotta turn him
upside down first.
548
00:33:29,215 --> 00:33:30,382
Right.
549
00:33:31,384 --> 00:33:33,093
Think that did it.
550
00:33:33,177 --> 00:33:36,388
One, two. Yup.
551
00:33:37,390 --> 00:33:38,640
We did it.
552
00:33:38,975 --> 00:33:40,851
You have a good night, Mr. Arglist.
553
00:33:40,977 --> 00:33:42,477
Good night, now.
554
00:33:59,328 --> 00:34:02,122
Take me home, buddy.
I know my limit.
555
00:34:02,415 --> 00:34:04,416
You are home,
for Christ's sake, Pete.
556
00:34:10,923 --> 00:34:12,382
Pants, pants, pants.
557
00:34:14,385 --> 00:34:16,470
I got it, I got it, I got it.
558
00:34:16,596 --> 00:34:19,139
Do you remember
when you used to live here?
559
00:34:19,223 --> 00:34:20,682
- Do you remember?
- Yeah. I remember.
560
00:34:20,808 --> 00:34:22,726
- This used to be your house.
- Come on.
561
00:34:22,852 --> 00:34:25,645
I got it, I got it, I got it.
562
00:34:25,730 --> 00:34:26,855
I know the way.
563
00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:28,982
- Are you sure?
- Buddy, I got it.
564
00:34:29,108 --> 00:34:31,860
- All right.
- I got it, okay.
565
00:34:35,698 --> 00:34:37,407
Man down.
566
00:34:39,202 --> 00:34:41,036
Man down.
567
00:34:43,498 --> 00:34:45,791
I thought I had it.
568
00:34:46,042 --> 00:34:47,501
But I didn't.
569
00:34:48,377 --> 00:34:50,212
I didn't have it.
570
00:34:55,218 --> 00:34:57,052
Man still down.
571
00:34:58,012 --> 00:35:00,388
Man remains down.
572
00:35:01,516 --> 00:35:03,391
Get some rest, pal.
573
00:35:55,403 --> 00:35:58,321
Stop! Stop it!
574
00:36:00,533 --> 00:36:01,908
Oh, fuck!
575
00:36:04,036 --> 00:36:06,204
Oh, my God!
576
00:36:06,414 --> 00:36:08,206
Hi, Rusti. Is Renata inside?
577
00:36:08,583 --> 00:36:09,749
Oh, fuck!
578
00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:12,627
- Charlie, did you meet Donny?
- Ronny.
579
00:36:12,795 --> 00:36:16,256
Yeah. Donny had this giant crush
on me back in high school.
580
00:36:16,340 --> 00:36:17,549
Only I had no idea.
581
00:36:17,633 --> 00:36:20,468
We had two classes together,
chemistry and something else.
582
00:36:20,595 --> 00:36:21,803
We can't remember.
583
00:36:21,888 --> 00:36:23,847
Anyway, so we're talking...
584
00:36:23,973 --> 00:36:26,391
and remembering old times,
and guess what?
585
00:36:27,393 --> 00:36:28,393
We're getting married.
586
00:36:28,477 --> 00:36:29,895
Oh, fuck!
587
00:36:29,979 --> 00:36:31,605
- Great.
- Oh, God!
588
00:36:32,773 --> 00:36:36,735
Listen. Let this night
be a reminder to you...
589
00:36:37,653 --> 00:36:41,448
when you think about using her
as a punching bag. All right?
590
00:36:41,574 --> 00:36:43,617
All right? Don't.... All right?
591
00:36:43,868 --> 00:36:46,411
- Sidney.
- All right.
592
00:36:47,538 --> 00:36:50,373
- You do hear that siren, right?
- Yeah, yeah.
593
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,877
Look, Charlie, my blood was up,
you know?
594
00:36:54,253 --> 00:36:56,379
My mother's always telling me
I need to work on my anger.
595
00:36:56,464 --> 00:36:58,590
Channel my energies
into something more positive.
596
00:36:58,674 --> 00:37:00,175
Makes me want to slap her silly.
597
00:37:00,259 --> 00:37:02,385
Jesus Christ, Sidney,
you don't hit your mother, do you?
598
00:37:02,511 --> 00:37:03,845
Christ, no.
599
00:37:03,930 --> 00:37:06,640
Charlie, I'm talking
about desires here, that's all.
600
00:37:06,724 --> 00:37:08,141
Urges and shit.
601
00:37:09,393 --> 00:37:11,394
Anyway, I gotta go.
Gotta pick up the kids.
602
00:37:11,395 --> 00:37:12,854
We're going to Six Flags tomorrow.
603
00:37:12,897 --> 00:37:14,272
- Good.
- Yeah.
604
00:37:14,357 --> 00:37:15,857
- Is she back?
- Oh, yeah.
605
00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:18,401
She's gonna be pissed at me
'cause I'm leaving early.
606
00:37:18,402 --> 00:37:21,404
That's okay. I got something
for her, to cheer her up.
607
00:37:21,405 --> 00:37:24,741
Damn. You can read the fine print
on the lubricant.
608
00:37:27,203 --> 00:37:29,579
- I didn't know you smoked.
- I don't.
609
00:37:34,293 --> 00:37:37,295
- I guess I thought you'd be happier.
- Happy?
610
00:37:38,381 --> 00:37:41,591
I'm fucking ecstatic.
Can't you tell?
611
00:37:44,387 --> 00:37:47,514
And in return for this,
you want exactly what?
612
00:37:49,308 --> 00:37:50,517
Nothing.
613
00:37:52,270 --> 00:37:53,436
Nothing.
614
00:37:56,065 --> 00:38:00,360
Charlie, I've been hearing
weird things about you all night.
615
00:38:00,403 --> 00:38:01,403
Like what?
616
00:38:01,445 --> 00:38:04,322
Like waiving stage rentals
over at the Tease-O-Rama.
617
00:38:04,407 --> 00:38:07,784
Comping dancers' drinks?
Not like you at all.
618
00:38:10,538 --> 00:38:12,205
And now this.
619
00:38:17,044 --> 00:38:18,378
Oh, my God.
620
00:38:20,423 --> 00:38:22,382
You are leaving town.
621
00:38:32,018 --> 00:38:34,853
Have you and Vic
been dipping into the till?
622
00:38:34,937 --> 00:38:37,522
Steal from Bill?
That would be crazy.
623
00:38:41,610 --> 00:38:45,905
Well, then there's only one other
possible explanation.
624
00:38:53,122 --> 00:38:55,123
You're in love with me.
625
00:38:58,002 --> 00:38:59,544
I've always liked you.
626
00:39:00,129 --> 00:39:01,504
I've noticed.
627
00:39:12,016 --> 00:39:13,808
- Tell you what.
- What?
628
00:39:13,893 --> 00:39:18,396
Give me 45 minutes to close up,
then meet me at my apartment.
629
00:39:19,398 --> 00:39:20,565
All right.
630
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:22,400
Okay.
631
00:39:28,407 --> 00:39:31,034
I forgot. Vic called.
632
00:39:31,535 --> 00:39:35,288
Said to tell you that you were right
and he was wrong.
633
00:39:36,624 --> 00:39:40,126
Something about a guy you thought
might be looking for you.
634
00:39:40,252 --> 00:39:41,628
- Yeah?
- He is.
635
00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:44,047
This was when?
636
00:39:44,382 --> 00:39:46,132
About half an hour ago.
637
00:39:46,217 --> 00:39:50,428
Vic said for you to meet him at
the Velvet Touch as soon as you can.
638
00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:53,765
- You sure nothing's going on?
- Not a thing.
639
00:39:54,392 --> 00:39:56,309
Don't forget to come back, okay?
640
00:39:57,603 --> 00:39:58,895
I won't.
641
00:40:20,292 --> 00:40:21,376
Vic.
642
00:40:40,479 --> 00:40:43,398
Harder. Oh, yeah.
643
00:40:49,405 --> 00:40:51,406
Vic, hate to interrupt!
644
00:40:53,409 --> 00:40:54,409
Yeah, baby.
645
00:40:54,535 --> 00:40:55,869
Come on, Vic.
646
00:40:55,995 --> 00:40:57,412
Don't stop.
647
00:40:58,414 --> 00:40:59,831
Almost there.
648
00:41:03,878 --> 00:41:06,129
Keep going. Keep going.
649
00:41:15,097 --> 00:41:16,264
Vic?
650
00:41:39,413 --> 00:41:42,415
Fuck! Oh, fuck.
651
00:42:16,617 --> 00:42:18,201
Mr. Arglist?
652
00:42:19,828 --> 00:42:21,287
Oh, fuck!
653
00:42:25,084 --> 00:42:27,794
- Ouch, that had to hurt.
- Yeah, it sure did.
654
00:42:28,379 --> 00:42:29,963
What were you doing?
655
00:42:30,047 --> 00:42:32,966
I was gonna be sick,
but now I'm okay.
656
00:42:34,218 --> 00:42:35,677
Different car.
657
00:42:36,470 --> 00:42:38,388
Yeah, it's my ex-wife's.
It's a long story.
658
00:42:39,014 --> 00:42:40,390
You don't look too good.
659
00:42:40,391 --> 00:42:42,517
You want me to call somebody
to come get you?
660
00:42:42,601 --> 00:42:45,520
No, no, I'm fine.
I'm headed home anyway.
661
00:42:45,938 --> 00:42:48,815
Okay, Mr. Arglist.
You go home and get some sleep.
662
00:42:48,857 --> 00:42:51,484
And don't forget to put in a good
word for me with Mr. Guerrard.
663
00:42:51,610 --> 00:42:53,778
- I will, Officer.
- Officer what?
664
00:42:55,489 --> 00:42:58,408
- Taylor.
- Tyler.
665
00:42:58,951 --> 00:43:01,578
- But it's pretty close, though.
- Yeah.
666
00:43:02,162 --> 00:43:04,956
All right, tell you what.
When you go home...
667
00:43:05,082 --> 00:43:08,084
I don't think I'd come back
out again tonight, if I were you.
668
00:43:08,168 --> 00:43:10,420
No, I probably won't.
Good night to you.
669
00:43:10,504 --> 00:43:13,423
- Happy holidays.
- Okay. All the best.
670
00:44:20,783 --> 00:44:22,325
Oh, fuck.
671
00:44:40,219 --> 00:44:41,761
- Hello?
- Renata.
672
00:44:42,012 --> 00:44:44,180
- Charlie.
- Listen.
673
00:44:44,723 --> 00:44:47,392
You were right.
Vic and I have been skimming.
674
00:44:47,434 --> 00:44:48,518
Well, duh.
675
00:44:48,602 --> 00:44:50,728
I think Roy Gelles
must have found out...
676
00:44:50,813 --> 00:44:53,398
and I think
he might have killed Vic.
677
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:55,858
That's terrible.
678
00:44:55,943 --> 00:44:58,403
So, I was thinking
it might be best if I left town.
679
00:44:58,404 --> 00:45:00,655
I was wondering
if you wanted to come with me.
680
00:45:03,075 --> 00:45:04,909
- You have the money?
- What?
681
00:45:05,411 --> 00:45:07,412
- Which--
- The money we're talking about.
682
00:45:07,413 --> 00:45:09,247
That you and Vic have been skimming.
683
00:45:09,331 --> 00:45:10,832
Try to keep up, okay?
684
00:45:10,916 --> 00:45:12,375
No. Vic had it.
685
00:45:12,668 --> 00:45:15,503
So, your idea is that we should
run away together and be poor?
686
00:45:16,213 --> 00:45:18,047
I thought I'd give it a shot.
687
00:45:18,132 --> 00:45:19,590
Here's the thing, though.
688
00:45:19,675 --> 00:45:23,177
Roy wouldn't have killed Vic unless
Vic told him where the money was...
689
00:45:23,262 --> 00:45:25,012
which means Roy has it now.
690
00:45:25,097 --> 00:45:27,515
Well, why don't you sneak up
behind him...
691
00:45:27,641 --> 00:45:31,394
and hit him over the head
with something and take it?
692
00:45:31,395 --> 00:45:33,980
Me? You want me
to sneak up on Roy Gelles?
693
00:45:34,064 --> 00:45:36,649
Charlie, think of this
as your defining moment.
694
00:45:36,692 --> 00:45:39,026
This is your chance
to be something more.
695
00:45:39,111 --> 00:45:40,653
Like a murderer?
696
00:45:40,696 --> 00:45:43,114
This is your chance
to start over, Charlie.
697
00:45:43,240 --> 00:45:46,409
Our chance, if that's what you want.
698
00:45:46,702 --> 00:45:47,994
If that's what I want.
699
00:45:49,329 --> 00:45:51,414
Listen, I just gotta ask you
one thing.
700
00:45:51,790 --> 00:45:52,957
What?
701
00:45:55,878 --> 00:45:58,796
I didn't have
a specific question planned.
702
00:45:59,381 --> 00:46:00,631
Nothing, sorry.
703
00:46:00,716 --> 00:46:02,049
Well, then....
704
00:46:53,769 --> 00:46:54,852
Gladys.
705
00:47:04,613 --> 00:47:06,948
Gladys, it's me, Charlie Arglist.
706
00:47:11,954 --> 00:47:13,871
Gladys, where is Vic?
707
00:47:17,543 --> 00:47:21,170
It's a sweet thought, Charlie.
But she's already dead.
708
00:47:21,630 --> 00:47:24,590
Jesus Christ,
you scared the fuck out of me!
709
00:47:25,384 --> 00:47:28,386
I thought you were dead!
I thought Roy killed you.
710
00:47:28,470 --> 00:47:30,221
Well, he was going to.
711
00:47:30,556 --> 00:47:33,140
But he got sidetracked.
You should have been there.
712
00:47:33,225 --> 00:47:34,892
He actually threatened
to shoot Gladys...
713
00:47:34,977 --> 00:47:37,144
if I didn't tell him
where the money was.
714
00:47:37,229 --> 00:47:38,271
But I think he was counting...
715
00:47:38,355 --> 00:47:40,648
on a level of commitment
and affection between her and me...
716
00:47:40,732 --> 00:47:42,149
that just simply wasn't there.
717
00:47:45,070 --> 00:47:46,445
Where is he now?
718
00:47:46,572 --> 00:47:48,656
Follow me. You're gonna love this.
719
00:48:03,714 --> 00:48:05,172
Hey, Roy!
720
00:48:05,841 --> 00:48:07,967
You still alive in there?
721
00:48:09,428 --> 00:48:12,096
You didn't asphyxiate yet, did you?
722
00:48:12,639 --> 00:48:14,056
Hey, Vic.
723
00:48:15,100 --> 00:48:17,768
Come a little closer,
so I can talk to you.
724
00:48:17,853 --> 00:48:18,978
What's that, Roy?
725
00:48:20,188 --> 00:48:22,398
Jesus fucking Christ!
726
00:48:26,403 --> 00:48:28,321
Damn it, I took his gun.
727
00:48:30,407 --> 00:48:32,408
Guess he must have another one.
728
00:48:32,409 --> 00:48:33,826
Must have.
729
00:48:34,036 --> 00:48:35,870
Is that you, Arglist?
730
00:48:38,457 --> 00:48:39,582
Hi, Roy.
731
00:48:39,666 --> 00:48:41,792
When I get out of here,
I'm gonna kill you.
732
00:48:41,877 --> 00:48:43,044
You do know that, right?
733
00:48:43,128 --> 00:48:46,380
Roy, you must be
one fucking optimist...
734
00:48:46,381 --> 00:48:48,507
if you think you're
ever getting out of that trunk.
735
00:48:48,592 --> 00:48:51,385
Let me out, Arglist.
I'm your only hope.
736
00:48:51,386 --> 00:48:54,388
Actually, you just told me
you'd kill me if you got out, Roy.
737
00:48:56,183 --> 00:48:59,268
- I didn't mean it.
- Sounded like you did.
738
00:48:59,394 --> 00:49:00,603
I was just pissed off.
739
00:49:00,687 --> 00:49:02,730
It's cramped in here
and I'm claustrophobic.
740
00:49:02,814 --> 00:49:04,398
Come on. Give me a hand.
741
00:49:04,399 --> 00:49:05,900
Wanna go to the trunk?
742
00:49:05,984 --> 00:49:08,736
Already tried it.
Let's go to the back seat.
743
00:49:08,820 --> 00:49:10,237
- Ready?
- Yeah.
744
00:49:13,408 --> 00:49:15,409
That's one big motherfucker.
745
00:49:17,412 --> 00:49:19,997
One, two, three!
746
00:49:31,385 --> 00:49:32,677
Oh, God damn.
747
00:49:32,761 --> 00:49:35,388
We're gonna have to
take the door off.
748
00:49:35,514 --> 00:49:38,724
It's not gonna fit.
You want me to get the Mercedes?
749
00:49:38,809 --> 00:49:40,893
Mercedes? What Mercedes?
750
00:49:40,978 --> 00:49:43,980
My ex-wife's. It's a long story.
Don't ask.
751
00:49:44,481 --> 00:49:47,149
There is no way
that this thing is gonna fit...
752
00:49:47,275 --> 00:49:49,986
in a piece-of-shit Mercedes
if it don't go in a Lincoln.
753
00:49:50,112 --> 00:49:52,405
No, they're surprisingly
spacious, Vic.
754
00:49:52,531 --> 00:49:54,407
I'm offering you a deal, Arglist.
755
00:49:54,408 --> 00:49:56,075
Jesus fucking shit.
Give me something.
756
00:49:56,159 --> 00:49:58,494
- Don't be an idiot.
- God damn it.
757
00:50:00,622 --> 00:50:02,248
Fucking shut up!
758
00:50:05,293 --> 00:50:06,961
Shut the fuck up in there!
759
00:50:07,129 --> 00:50:09,797
You just keep
your fucking mouth shut, okay?
760
00:50:10,173 --> 00:50:13,551
Piece of fucking shit! God damn it!
761
00:50:18,932 --> 00:50:22,268
You keep that up,
you're gonna spring the lock.
762
00:50:24,896 --> 00:50:27,857
What the fuck were you thinking?
Why didn't you just shoot him?
763
00:50:27,941 --> 00:50:29,692
And then you could have put him
in the trunk...
764
00:50:29,776 --> 00:50:31,318
and you wouldn't need
that footlocker.
765
00:50:31,403 --> 00:50:34,405
Because I want the pleasure
of seeing his big ass...
766
00:50:34,406 --> 00:50:37,575
sink to the bottom of Lake Bascombe!
That's why!
767
00:50:38,285 --> 00:50:40,745
Hey, Roy. Roy?
768
00:50:41,997 --> 00:50:45,374
I can't wait for you
to feel the icy water...
769
00:50:45,375 --> 00:50:47,376
seeping into this trunk...
770
00:50:47,461 --> 00:50:51,338
shriveling your balls
before you drown!
771
00:50:51,673 --> 00:50:53,549
What if he's reloaded?
772
00:50:57,763 --> 00:51:00,347
Well, he's folded up in there
like a card table.
773
00:51:00,390 --> 00:51:02,308
How the hell is he gonna reload?
774
00:51:02,392 --> 00:51:04,268
I don't know, Vic.
775
00:51:36,384 --> 00:51:37,802
She could never do anything right.
776
00:51:39,387 --> 00:51:40,429
Jesus.
777
00:51:44,601 --> 00:51:45,726
What?
778
00:51:46,853 --> 00:51:50,356
Nothing. I just thought
you were gonna put Roy in the trunk.
779
00:51:50,398 --> 00:51:52,983
The footlocker might not fit
in the back seat, is all.
780
00:51:53,068 --> 00:51:54,777
You're the one been going on...
781
00:51:54,861 --> 00:51:56,403
about how spacious
these fuckers are.
782
00:51:56,404 --> 00:51:57,780
And now you're saying it won't fit?
783
00:51:57,864 --> 00:52:00,407
It might.
I'm not sure, is what I'm saying.
784
00:52:00,951 --> 00:52:03,536
One night driving a Mercedes,
and already you're an asshole.
785
00:52:03,662 --> 00:52:05,412
Come on, help me get this thing.
786
00:52:11,461 --> 00:52:12,837
Ow! God damn it!
787
00:52:12,921 --> 00:52:14,380
If I could open the fucking door....
788
00:52:21,096 --> 00:52:22,304
Okay.
789
00:52:29,563 --> 00:52:32,690
Jesus, Charlie, you're right.
This thing is spacious.
790
00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:35,568
There's no way
it would have gone in a Lincoln.
791
00:52:35,694 --> 00:52:37,695
- Give me the key.
- Oh, yeah.
792
00:52:38,697 --> 00:52:41,031
All right. I gotta get my shit.
793
00:52:44,411 --> 00:52:46,078
Oh, Vic?
794
00:52:47,414 --> 00:52:48,455
What?
795
00:52:50,333 --> 00:52:51,375
Whose thumb is this?
796
00:52:51,877 --> 00:52:55,379
Oh, yeah. Good news, Roy.
Charlie brought your thumb.
797
00:53:00,677 --> 00:53:03,387
So, you think you're going to
go back to Florida?
798
00:53:03,513 --> 00:53:05,347
You know,
I've been thinking about that.
799
00:53:05,390 --> 00:53:07,349
Maybe you shouldn't tell me
where you're going...
800
00:53:07,392 --> 00:53:08,934
and I shouldn't tell you
where I'm going.
801
00:53:08,977 --> 00:53:10,352
I just think it's safer that way.
802
00:53:11,438 --> 00:53:15,399
He's going to kill you, Arglist.
That's where you're going.
803
00:53:15,525 --> 00:53:17,568
It's the truth, Arglist!
804
00:53:18,361 --> 00:53:19,403
Think about it.
805
00:53:19,404 --> 00:53:21,989
Pay no attention
to the man in the trunk.
806
00:53:29,039 --> 00:53:31,957
He's got a gun, Roy. He could
shoot me now if he wanted to.
807
00:53:32,584 --> 00:53:35,628
He needs your help
to unload the car.
808
00:53:36,755 --> 00:53:40,507
Once he's deposited me
and his missus in the lake...
809
00:53:41,051 --> 00:53:42,218
you're next.
810
00:53:42,552 --> 00:53:44,345
You know what, Roy?
811
00:53:44,804 --> 00:53:47,014
One more word out of that trunk...
812
00:53:47,390 --> 00:53:49,058
and I'm gonna shoot it
at both ends.
813
00:53:49,142 --> 00:53:53,103
Because the truth is, I can't
remember which end your head's at.
814
00:54:00,612 --> 00:54:03,530
You know, the fact of the matter is,
I should shoot you.
815
00:54:04,115 --> 00:54:06,617
What were you doing
in there tonight?
816
00:54:06,701 --> 00:54:09,328
- What are you talking about?
- You're waiving stage fees...
817
00:54:09,412 --> 00:54:11,413
you're comping drinks,
being nice to people.
818
00:54:11,414 --> 00:54:13,415
You may as well
wear a fucking sign that says:
819
00:54:13,458 --> 00:54:16,710
"Hey, I just stole a shitload
of money and now I'm blowing town."
820
00:54:16,795 --> 00:54:18,837
- For Christ's sake--
- Calm down! It's Christmas.
821
00:54:18,922 --> 00:54:20,422
Everybody's nice on Christmas.
822
00:54:20,507 --> 00:54:24,009
No, Charlie. No.
Only morons are nice at Christmas.
823
00:54:24,928 --> 00:54:27,096
And that's a lot of people,
too, Charlie.
824
00:54:27,222 --> 00:54:29,848
Especially in Kansas.
But not everybody.
825
00:54:30,850 --> 00:54:33,185
What kind of man
shoots his own wife...
826
00:54:33,270 --> 00:54:35,604
in the back of the head
on Christmas Eve?
827
00:54:35,689 --> 00:54:38,274
Roy, he already knows
that you shot her, okay?
828
00:54:39,401 --> 00:54:41,694
That's what he told you, Arglist?
829
00:54:41,778 --> 00:54:44,905
What the hell
do I want to shoot his wife for?
830
00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:48,409
Bill Guerrard knows
about this whole deal, Arglist.
831
00:54:48,410 --> 00:54:50,536
That's not
what you said earlier, Roy...
832
00:54:50,620 --> 00:54:52,871
when your thumb was in the vise.
833
00:54:52,998 --> 00:54:55,040
You'll never make it out of Wichita.
834
00:54:55,125 --> 00:54:57,418
Correct me if I'm wrong,
but did I not warn that asshole...
835
00:54:57,502 --> 00:54:58,544
to shut the fuck up?
836
00:54:58,670 --> 00:55:00,379
- You told him.
- You got one chance, Arglist...
837
00:55:00,380 --> 00:55:01,630
That's right. I told him.
Take the wheel.
838
00:55:01,715 --> 00:55:03,882
- ...and that's me.
- Take the fucking wheel!
839
00:55:06,386 --> 00:55:08,095
Think about it!
840
00:55:11,891 --> 00:55:12,975
Fucking asshole.
841
00:55:15,228 --> 00:55:17,271
Well, I guess
that was the head end, huh?
842
00:55:19,399 --> 00:55:20,899
Where's the thumb?
843
00:55:21,651 --> 00:55:23,485
The thumb, where's the thumb?
844
00:55:26,906 --> 00:55:28,240
Thank you, sir.
845
00:55:54,392 --> 00:55:55,976
There she is.
846
00:56:00,398 --> 00:56:02,399
It's kind of beautiful
out here, huh?
847
00:56:10,450 --> 00:56:12,743
All right, give her a shove.
848
00:56:15,330 --> 00:56:18,374
Well, come on. Open the fucking door
and help me with this goddamn thing.
849
00:56:18,416 --> 00:56:20,959
What do you think we're here for?
Come on.
850
00:56:29,010 --> 00:56:30,386
Jesus.
851
00:56:30,387 --> 00:56:32,471
Hang on! It's caught.
852
00:56:35,141 --> 00:56:36,266
Okay.
853
00:56:43,691 --> 00:56:44,691
Okay.
854
00:57:01,376 --> 00:57:03,377
Now toss it over. Come on.
855
00:57:15,682 --> 00:57:18,225
For fuck's sake, Charlie, come on.
856
00:57:23,731 --> 00:57:25,107
Fuck, this is heavy.
857
00:57:25,191 --> 00:57:26,608
It says, "Keep off."
858
00:57:40,665 --> 00:57:42,624
All right, ready? Let's go.
859
00:57:43,168 --> 00:57:44,751
Think I'd rather push.
860
00:57:44,878 --> 00:57:47,546
Okay, fucking push.
I don't give a shit.
861
00:57:52,093 --> 00:57:53,302
You're in the way, Charlie.
862
00:58:02,770 --> 00:58:05,439
- Okay, let's go. Ready?
- Yeah.
863
00:58:22,415 --> 00:58:24,208
It's falling apart.
864
00:58:41,559 --> 00:58:43,894
You know what? Put it up on its end.
865
00:58:43,978 --> 00:58:45,395
Just shove it up.
866
00:58:45,396 --> 00:58:47,481
I mean, it's as deep here
as it is any place else.
867
00:58:47,607 --> 00:58:49,775
Just throw the fucking thing over.
868
00:58:58,409 --> 00:58:59,576
Vic.
869
00:59:08,461 --> 00:59:12,673
God damn it, Roy. That was just
blind fucking luck, you asshole.
870
00:59:13,216 --> 00:59:16,635
Give me a hand, Arglist.
I'm all stiff.
871
00:59:25,311 --> 00:59:28,021
Now, as promised.
872
00:59:29,065 --> 00:59:32,276
Well, Roy, the good news is,
you're out of the trunk.
873
00:59:32,402 --> 00:59:35,696
The bad news is,
you're down four quarts of blood...
874
00:59:36,406 --> 00:59:38,240
and your gun's empty.
875
00:59:41,869 --> 00:59:44,246
I'm going to kill you anyway.
876
00:59:44,581 --> 00:59:46,498
Here, hold this.
877
00:59:47,208 --> 00:59:49,418
That's an unrealistic goal, Roy.
878
00:59:54,382 --> 00:59:56,133
You're dead, Roy.
879
00:59:57,135 --> 00:59:59,052
Don't just stand there
pretending you're not.
880
01:00:11,232 --> 01:00:13,108
Jesus Christ, Charlie!
881
01:00:13,234 --> 01:00:16,194
Throw me a rope or something.
I can't swim!
882
01:00:16,404 --> 01:00:18,071
I'm thinking, no.
883
01:00:18,823 --> 01:00:21,533
- You were gonna kill me, right, Vic?
- You asshole!
884
01:00:24,203 --> 01:00:25,996
Jesus, you're stupid!
885
01:00:29,792 --> 01:00:32,044
All right, that's it! Fuck you!
886
01:00:33,463 --> 01:00:35,589
Look, okay, I'm sorry!
887
01:00:35,673 --> 01:00:37,799
Charlie, I'm sorry!
888
01:00:37,884 --> 01:00:40,469
I'm going to
throw the gun away! Look!
889
01:00:43,389 --> 01:00:46,391
Oh, God, you have no idea
how cold this water is.
890
01:00:48,144 --> 01:00:49,603
Charlie.
891
01:00:53,274 --> 01:00:54,399
So long, Vic.
892
01:00:55,276 --> 01:00:58,195
Don't you want to know
where the money is?
893
01:00:58,613 --> 01:01:01,865
I know where the money is.
It's in the back seat of the Benz.
894
01:01:01,991 --> 01:01:05,202
Not a chance! Not a chance.
895
01:01:05,411 --> 01:01:08,372
I'm done talking to you, Vic.
I'm through listening to you.
896
01:01:08,414 --> 01:01:11,083
If you don't believe me,
look for yourself!
897
01:01:11,167 --> 01:01:14,336
Only hurry! Hurry!
I can't feel my legs!
898
01:01:14,379 --> 01:01:16,463
I'm dying here! I'm dying!
899
01:01:18,383 --> 01:01:21,385
Charlie! God damn it!
900
01:01:23,137 --> 01:01:26,390
I know what I did was wrong!
But, Jesus! Fuck!
901
01:01:29,560 --> 01:01:33,313
I'm shot, Charlie.
I can't pull myself up!
902
01:01:34,273 --> 01:01:36,566
Please. Please.
903
01:01:38,319 --> 01:01:42,948
Our Father, who art in heaven,
hallowed be his name, because...
904
01:01:43,408 --> 01:01:45,617
We are kingdom come,
and will be done...
905
01:01:45,702 --> 01:01:48,453
and give us every day...
906
01:01:48,496 --> 01:01:51,039
our bread, because we gotta eat....
907
01:01:55,753 --> 01:01:58,672
Charlie, is that you? Charlie!
908
01:02:00,425 --> 01:02:03,635
I knew it. I knew it.
You're a good man, Charlie.
909
01:02:03,761 --> 01:02:05,345
You're a good man.
910
01:02:05,388 --> 01:02:08,598
Vic, I wouldn't want you
to die alone.
911
01:02:15,356 --> 01:02:17,149
No! No.
912
01:02:18,401 --> 01:02:19,401
No!
913
01:02:35,752 --> 01:02:38,044
Vic! Vic, hold on!
914
01:02:39,255 --> 01:02:40,714
Hold on, Vic.
915
01:02:42,216 --> 01:02:43,341
Vic!
916
01:03:45,071 --> 01:03:46,446
Is that all?
917
01:03:48,407 --> 01:03:49,491
Yeah.
918
01:03:58,125 --> 01:03:59,793
Stocking stuffers.
919
01:04:01,087 --> 01:04:02,379
Big spender.
920
01:04:03,214 --> 01:04:06,091
- Do you have any kids?
- No.
921
01:04:06,175 --> 01:04:09,219
Then shut the fuck up. Bag it.
922
01:04:14,392 --> 01:04:17,394
- Hello. Charlie?
- Renata.
923
01:04:18,145 --> 01:04:19,688
I'd just about given up.
924
01:04:19,772 --> 01:04:21,356
I fucked up.
925
01:04:22,775 --> 01:04:24,109
Vic's dead.
926
01:04:25,361 --> 01:04:26,486
What about Roy Gelles?
927
01:04:27,613 --> 01:04:29,030
He's dead, too.
928
01:04:31,784 --> 01:04:33,326
Why don't you come over?
929
01:04:33,536 --> 01:04:36,538
I'll wait here for you.
The front door's open.
930
01:04:36,664 --> 01:04:39,374
No. I don't see the point. I mean...
931
01:04:40,209 --> 01:04:42,294
I don't have the money.
932
01:04:42,837 --> 01:04:44,838
Vic died before he told me
where it was.
933
01:04:45,172 --> 01:04:48,967
You know what?
Money isn't everything.
934
01:04:49,594 --> 01:04:51,094
Excuse me?
935
01:04:52,138 --> 01:04:55,390
You know what I said before?
It's true, isn't it?
936
01:04:57,310 --> 01:05:01,146
- You're in love with me.
- Yeah.
937
01:05:02,064 --> 01:05:03,690
Sure. I guess.
938
01:05:04,775 --> 01:05:07,152
I've still got to ask you something.
939
01:05:08,404 --> 01:05:09,404
What?
940
01:05:13,367 --> 01:05:16,494
I don't have it yet. I'm sorry.
941
01:05:16,662 --> 01:05:19,581
- But you're coming over?
- Yeah. Sure.
942
01:05:20,249 --> 01:05:21,416
See you.
943
01:06:02,875 --> 01:06:05,377
- Take me with you, man.
- Oh, fuck.
944
01:06:07,880 --> 01:06:10,215
- Jesus, Pete.
- No, I mean it.
945
01:06:10,466 --> 01:06:11,591
Take me with you, buddy.
946
01:06:14,387 --> 01:06:18,264
I can't do my life, man.
I can't do it.
947
01:06:18,557 --> 01:06:20,392
Just get some rest.
948
01:06:20,393 --> 01:06:22,727
I hate myself. I want a new life.
949
01:06:25,940 --> 01:06:28,483
- You don't want mine.
- I really do.
950
01:06:30,861 --> 01:06:32,404
I'm in trouble.
951
01:06:34,240 --> 01:06:37,242
I'm in big fucking trouble.
952
01:06:37,326 --> 01:06:39,911
But that'd be great. Don't you see?
953
01:06:40,121 --> 01:06:41,705
We go out in a blaze of glory.
954
01:06:44,375 --> 01:06:47,377
Like men. Like men, Charlie.
955
01:06:49,964 --> 01:06:52,632
No goddamn life left
for men anymore.
956
01:06:54,427 --> 01:06:55,885
Not here.
957
01:06:56,804 --> 01:06:59,389
This country, all that's left
for men is money and pussy.
958
01:07:01,100 --> 01:07:04,811
But together,
you and me together....
959
01:07:09,400 --> 01:07:10,400
Huh?
960
01:07:11,402 --> 01:07:12,527
Hmm?
961
01:07:15,031 --> 01:07:16,614
Don't you think?
962
01:09:03,097 --> 01:09:05,390
Come on. Hurry up.
963
01:09:05,516 --> 01:09:08,351
Bill Guerrard
is around here somewhere.
964
01:09:13,440 --> 01:09:15,650
- Oh.
- Yeah, "Oh."
965
01:09:18,279 --> 01:09:19,320
Where is he?
966
01:09:20,447 --> 01:09:21,489
Oh.
967
01:09:21,574 --> 01:09:24,325
Hide behind the door
and shoot him when he comes in.
968
01:09:24,410 --> 01:09:27,412
You don't happen to have any bullets
for this, do you?
969
01:09:35,296 --> 01:09:36,880
Shotgun behind the bar.
970
01:09:36,964 --> 01:09:39,132
"As Wichita falls...
971
01:09:39,717 --> 01:09:42,635
"so falls Wichita Falls."
972
01:09:45,556 --> 01:09:46,556
I like that.
973
01:09:47,349 --> 01:09:49,392
And I'm gonna give
your pussy-whipped pal Arglist...
974
01:09:49,476 --> 01:09:52,312
another 15 minutes
to rescue your sweet ass.
975
01:09:53,397 --> 01:09:57,400
After which time I'm going to assume
his brain overruled his pecker.
976
01:09:57,943 --> 01:10:01,529
Well, Bill,
that's just not enough time.
977
01:10:02,031 --> 01:10:04,032
He lives way across town.
978
01:10:04,158 --> 01:10:07,577
Yeah? Well, that's your bad luck.
I should be home in Kansas City...
979
01:10:07,661 --> 01:10:10,413
watching my kids
open their Christmas presents!
980
01:10:10,414 --> 01:10:12,123
Now I gotta waste
the whole fucking day...
981
01:10:12,166 --> 01:10:13,833
looking for that nitwit!
982
01:10:14,960 --> 01:10:17,378
I'll never understand lawyers.
983
01:10:18,547 --> 01:10:22,508
I mean, here they've got a license
to steal from the general public...
984
01:10:22,593 --> 01:10:25,386
all legal and aboveboard,
but is that enough?
985
01:10:25,512 --> 01:10:28,389
Fuck, no!
They gotta steal from their friends!
986
01:10:29,725 --> 01:10:32,393
Anybody but a fucking lawyer...
987
01:10:33,812 --> 01:10:36,564
would consider
the consequences, right?
988
01:10:36,690 --> 01:10:40,401
That I would,
for an absolute certainty...
989
01:10:40,402 --> 01:10:44,155
castrate that son of a bitch
with a butter knife.
990
01:10:44,406 --> 01:10:47,533
And that would give
a normal person pause.
991
01:10:47,910 --> 01:10:49,535
But not a lawyer.
992
01:10:51,080 --> 01:10:53,665
It defies the imagination, you know.
993
01:10:54,917 --> 01:10:59,379
How a woman like you could throw in
with a couple of farthammers...
994
01:10:59,380 --> 01:11:01,464
like Cavanaugh and Arglist.
995
01:11:03,384 --> 01:11:05,385
Cavanaugh,
he doesn't have the brains...
996
01:11:05,469 --> 01:11:07,053
to pull off something like this.
997
01:11:07,137 --> 01:11:09,806
And Arglist,
he doesn't have the guts.
998
01:11:11,517 --> 01:11:13,851
Maybe that's where you came in, huh?
999
01:11:19,441 --> 01:11:21,234
What did you do?
1000
01:11:22,444 --> 01:11:24,737
Did you encourage them both?
1001
01:11:38,752 --> 01:11:40,336
Suppose you do luck out...
1002
01:11:40,379 --> 01:11:43,756
and you get clear of Wichita
with all that money.
1003
01:11:44,091 --> 01:11:45,133
At some point...
1004
01:11:45,217 --> 01:11:48,803
you're gonna have to get rid of
at least one of the peckerwoods.
1005
01:11:48,887 --> 01:11:50,513
And then what do you got?
1006
01:11:52,683 --> 01:11:54,392
A dick with no brain?
1007
01:11:54,935 --> 01:11:57,020
Or a brain with no dick?
1008
01:12:04,069 --> 01:12:05,903
You know what, Bill?
1009
01:12:06,405 --> 01:12:08,406
You seem awfully tense.
1010
01:12:09,658 --> 01:12:13,661
And I have this idea
of what might help you relax.
1011
01:12:16,415 --> 01:12:17,623
You do, huh?
1012
01:12:32,264 --> 01:12:33,681
That you, Arglist?
1013
01:12:35,017 --> 01:12:36,434
Drop the gun.
1014
01:12:37,686 --> 01:12:40,563
Step away from the desk
and put your hands up.
1015
01:12:40,689 --> 01:12:43,566
Charlie, don't be a fucking idiot.
1016
01:12:44,276 --> 01:12:47,153
You've been watching
too many stupid old movies.
1017
01:12:47,654 --> 01:12:49,113
Why would I drop my gun?
1018
01:12:49,239 --> 01:12:50,948
I don't know, Bill.
1019
01:12:51,241 --> 01:12:52,575
Because I got
a big fucking shotgun...
1020
01:12:52,659 --> 01:12:53,868
and I'll blow your head off?
1021
01:12:53,952 --> 01:12:56,329
Well, if you could do that,
you'd be me...
1022
01:12:56,413 --> 01:12:58,831
and I'd be a pissant lawyer
with a case of the shakes.
1023
01:12:58,916 --> 01:13:01,292
Jesus, Charlie, just shoot him!
1024
01:13:05,381 --> 01:13:06,589
If he was gonna pull the trigger...
1025
01:13:06,715 --> 01:13:09,300
he'd have done it when he came
through the door, girlie.
1026
01:13:09,385 --> 01:13:11,552
It's something they don't teach you
in law school.
1027
01:13:11,637 --> 01:13:13,429
Which is a shame, because--
1028
01:13:24,274 --> 01:13:25,775
Get his gun, Charlie.
1029
01:13:27,778 --> 01:13:29,362
Get his gun.
1030
01:13:30,322 --> 01:13:31,364
He's dead, Renata.
1031
01:13:31,365 --> 01:13:34,367
The fuck he is!
Sidney loads that with birdshot!
1032
01:13:34,368 --> 01:13:35,827
- Why would he? I mean...
- Charlie.
1033
01:13:35,911 --> 01:13:38,621
...from a liability standpoint,
that doesn't make any sense at all.
1034
01:13:38,705 --> 01:13:39,956
Charlie!
1035
01:13:44,128 --> 01:13:45,795
Well, Arglist...
1036
01:13:45,921 --> 01:13:48,965
now you've truly gone
and shit in your nest!
1037
01:13:53,262 --> 01:13:56,180
All right, girlie. You first.
1038
01:13:56,265 --> 01:13:57,306
Mr. Guerrard?
1039
01:13:59,393 --> 01:14:00,643
What's going on?
1040
01:14:16,410 --> 01:14:17,535
Come here!
1041
01:14:25,627 --> 01:14:26,961
Bitch!
1042
01:14:31,550 --> 01:14:32,717
Charlie.
1043
01:14:35,387 --> 01:14:38,389
I don't know
why I even bother with Kansas.
1044
01:14:38,390 --> 01:14:40,391
Do I hear an "amen"?
1045
01:14:42,394 --> 01:14:44,437
My old man tried to tell me...
1046
01:14:45,063 --> 01:14:47,398
that I'd be better off
starting a church...
1047
01:14:47,399 --> 01:14:50,276
and letting Jesus pay
for the mortgage...
1048
01:14:50,360 --> 01:14:54,155
in this sorry-ass backwards state.
1049
01:14:55,157 --> 01:14:56,407
I wouldn't listen.
1050
01:14:57,242 --> 01:14:58,367
Instead...
1051
01:14:58,410 --> 01:15:02,872
I put my faith
in naked women and hand jobs.
1052
01:15:03,123 --> 01:15:06,709
Which have a proven track record
everywhere but here.
1053
01:15:12,090 --> 01:15:16,052
And now I've been disfigured
by a whisky-dick lawyer...
1054
01:15:17,095 --> 01:15:20,848
who imagines he can kill me
with a shotgun loaded for snake.
1055
01:15:23,393 --> 01:15:25,102
Serves me right.
1056
01:15:25,938 --> 01:15:27,396
That's all I can say.
1057
01:15:30,776 --> 01:15:32,443
All right, girlie...
1058
01:15:32,486 --> 01:15:35,363
this is the one
that's gonna kill you.
1059
01:15:36,657 --> 01:15:37,865
Bill.
1060
01:15:49,962 --> 01:15:50,962
Yuck!
1061
01:16:08,981 --> 01:16:10,731
I will say, after this...
1062
01:16:10,816 --> 01:16:14,151
the holidays are never gonna feel
quite the same to me.
1063
01:16:17,197 --> 01:16:20,366
- How's the foot?
- Shorter.
1064
01:16:21,410 --> 01:16:23,661
You don't happen to have
any morphine...
1065
01:16:23,745 --> 01:16:25,538
or Demerol or anything, do you?
1066
01:16:26,540 --> 01:16:27,957
Try this.
1067
01:16:32,546 --> 01:16:34,630
I have to give you credit, Charlie.
1068
01:16:36,341 --> 01:16:39,844
You took your own sweet time
rising to the occasion...
1069
01:16:40,012 --> 01:16:43,389
but in the end, you did the deed.
1070
01:16:44,975 --> 01:16:46,767
'Deed you did.
1071
01:16:55,652 --> 01:16:57,653
You really came through, Charlie.
1072
01:16:58,905 --> 01:17:02,033
The odds were definitely against it,
but somehow...
1073
01:17:02,159 --> 01:17:05,036
you managed to be
the last man standing.
1074
01:17:49,581 --> 01:17:51,374
I know what I wanted to ask you.
1075
01:17:53,627 --> 01:17:56,379
- What?
- Where are you actually from?
1076
01:17:57,005 --> 01:17:58,381
Originally.
1077
01:18:01,259 --> 01:18:04,178
Why do you keep
asking questions, Charlie?
1078
01:18:04,805 --> 01:18:06,430
What's it got to do with anything?
1079
01:18:08,975 --> 01:18:10,768
I was just curious.
1080
01:18:12,270 --> 01:18:14,730
Wanted to know where you came from.
1081
01:18:30,080 --> 01:18:32,206
It's a long story, Charlie.
1082
01:18:32,332 --> 01:18:36,293
I think we've got plenty of time
to get to know each other better.
1083
01:18:36,753 --> 01:18:39,255
- Don't you?
- Yeah.
1084
01:18:40,382 --> 01:18:41,507
I guess we do.
1085
01:18:42,384 --> 01:18:44,135
It's just you and me now, Charlie.
1086
01:18:49,057 --> 01:18:51,392
To the victor go the spoils.
1087
01:19:02,821 --> 01:19:05,072
You saved my life, Charlie.
1088
01:19:05,991 --> 01:19:08,576
You're a different man,
just like I promised.
1089
01:19:11,413 --> 01:19:13,164
Can you feel it?
1090
01:19:14,833 --> 01:19:17,460
Yes. I can.
1091
01:19:21,631 --> 01:19:23,382
Charlie.
1092
01:19:27,053 --> 01:19:28,554
What'd you do?
1093
01:20:40,293 --> 01:20:43,379
Oh! Damn stupid fuck!
1094
01:20:44,172 --> 01:20:46,632
You stupid fucking whore!
1095
01:20:47,342 --> 01:20:50,177
You dumb, dumb fuck!
1096
01:20:50,262 --> 01:20:52,346
- Your mother again?
- Shit!
1097
01:20:53,807 --> 01:20:56,392
Hi, Charlie. Yeah. Who else?
1098
01:20:57,185 --> 01:21:01,689
Loans me her camper and fails
to mention that it's out of gas.
1099
01:21:02,023 --> 01:21:05,401
If you've got a gas can,
you can siphon some from me.
1100
01:21:37,684 --> 01:21:39,059
Charlie.
1101
01:21:40,478 --> 01:21:42,980
I don't want you
to take this the wrong way...
1102
01:21:45,400 --> 01:21:49,403
but you're about
the nicest guy I know.
1103
01:21:51,406 --> 01:21:55,075
I'm awfully sorry to hear that,
Sidney, but thank you.
1104
01:21:55,660 --> 01:21:58,829
Have a good time
with your kids at Six Flags.
1105
01:22:00,373 --> 01:22:02,166
Merry Christmas.
1106
01:22:50,215 --> 01:22:51,715
Nuts! Fuck!
1107
01:22:58,306 --> 01:22:59,765
What was that?
1108
01:23:01,351 --> 01:23:02,393
Nothing.
1109
01:23:40,390 --> 01:23:43,684
- Morning, Pete. Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas, buddy.
1110
01:23:46,396 --> 01:23:47,896
Where are we?
1111
01:23:48,440 --> 01:23:50,232
We're in heaven.
1112
01:23:56,197 --> 01:23:59,033
- They got pancakes?
- They got everything.
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