All language subtitles for The.Boulet.Brothers.Dragula.S01E03.WEBRip.x264-ION10

- [Dracmorda]
Previously on Dragula.

- Hey girls.

I may have accidentally
swallowed a cricket

which isn't the most vegan
thing I've ever done, but hey.

You know, you do
what you gotta do.

- Sup sluts?

- Tonight's challenge is
all about being glamorous

and being tough.

We've taken some
inspiration from

the fabulous female
wrestlers of the 1980s.

Loris, you did do
the best this week.

Alright girls, we
felt that you four

could use a little
more guidance from us

on becoming a
better supermonster.

For me, Ursula, I don't
feel like you're bringing

everything you have
to the competition.

All four of you
are going to face

the extermination challenge.

You will be battling
each other in the mud.

(groaning)

- This is my inner bitch.

- One of you fought especially
hard, Melissa Befierce.

- Yes!

- [Swanthula] That
means for one of you,

the sand in your
hourglass has one minute.

(gurgling)

(dramatic music)

Oh, this is so boring.

I expected a little more
death from Death Valley!

- I think I have
a wonderful idea.

Israel.

Hello, ghouls.

Yes, it's us.

Listen, we're sending
a car for you tonight.

That's right, it's time
for a little field trip.

Mm hmm.

We're bringing you on location
for your next challenge.

It's very simple, we want you
to bring your best zombie look

and meet us in the morning.

You think you can manage that?

Fantastic, we'll see you then.

- Now this is going
to be so much fun.

- Indeed.

* Drag

* Filth

* Horror

* Glamor

* Dragula, she's a killer queen

* Dragula, she'll
make you scream

* Drag, drag,
drag, drag, Dragula

(ominous music)

(contestants chattering)

- I think, as far as
going home last week,

I feel like for sure
Melissa didn't go home

and if she did, that bitch went,

like, kicking and screaming.

- I think either Frankie
Doom or Ursula Major,

'cause she seemed kind of
over it last time I saw her.

- Ursula or Melissa Befierce.

- After they came
back from judging

she went back, she didn't
seem to care that much

or be upset that she was
in the bottom or anything.

And I was like, you
can't carry that attitude

over into the competition.

(contestants chattering)

- Oh, I know that bitch.

Yas, queen, she's
looking good too.

- Welcome back.

- Well, we had to mud wrestle
for our lives, basically.

Um, they pinned me
up against Melissa.

Melissa just did not give
one fuck and went in on me,

like, I was sore the next day.

(excited screaming)

- [Meatball] Miss thang!

- She survived!

What's up girl?

- Well, there was four of us

and we had two groups

and then I went against
Miss thang over here, Xochi,

and Frankie and Urusula

and then, well, basically
what they wanted

was us to, like,
sell a character

and give them what they wanted.

And I did what I did, we
wrestled each other, whatever.

And then when it came down to

when they announced
who was gonna stay

they said that I gave a little
bit extra what they wanted

so they said Melissa
Befierce, you're saved.

And I was just like,
thank you, Lord.

- Okay, but what made
you, what made you think

you stayed in here from
your mud wrestling?

Like, what kept you there?

- We, like, tore
each other apart.

- [Foxie] It was just,
like, real fighting?

- Yeah, we were, like,
tough on each other.

- I underestimated
Melissa, completely.

- I went into it very scared

and not knowing what the
(bleep) to do or expect,

but, I mean, I did what
I did and I'm here.

- Afterwards she was like,

ooh, you punched me.

Really, girl?

- Ursula had like this,
defeated kind of look.

- She came into the
bottom four and they were,

like, in the dressing room

and she was the only one
that seemed like she was,

over it and done.

- I don't know, I still believe

Ursula might be coming back.

She's a badass bitch.

She won't go down
without a fight.

- There's no doubt
she's a badass bitch,

but she went in
with a bad attitude.

- Oh (bleep), there
she is, bitch.

(group hooting)

- Honestly, I didn't think
Ursula was gonna go home.

I mean, I didn't think
Melissa was either.

I mean, I don't know,
it's hard to say.

I thought I was gonna go home,

I was really afraid.

- I think, like,
everyone watching at home

is expecting Ursula to
be, like, top three.

- Definitely.

- I think she's the most
well known out of all of us.

(group agreeing)

- Are they going by
social media following?

- She doesn't even talk
to me on social media,

I'm like, hi Loris, she's
all (dismissive sigh).

- I'm really sad that
Ursula went home,

she was one of my best
friends in this competition,

I work with her all the time.

So it made me really
sad to no longer

smell her around the workroom.

- I'm also kinda relieved

'cause, you know, she,

I no longer have to
compete with her.

So Ursula, sorry.

Muah, but I'll see
you on the other side.

- I have no idea where
they're taking us.

- Today I'm guessing
we're going out

in the middle of nowhere.

- Today I think we're
going to, I don't know,

like the middle of nowhere?

(ominous music)

- Bitch, where the
(bleep) are we?

We're out in the
middle of the desert

I can't see anything for miles,

I'm just wondering,
what are the Boulets

going to put on us today?

- What are the Boulet Brothers
planning to do with us?

- This is the middle of
buttfuck nowhere USA over here.

- I have no idea
what's going to happen.

But, I'm low key excited.

- You know what,
I'd give (bleep)

someone's been
murdered here before.

- Oh, definitely, bitch.

(dramatic music)

(cheering)

- That's enough.

Congratulations,
ladies, on making it

to the next step
of the competition.

- And welcome to Death Valley.

Your challenge today
is simple, zombies.

And we could think
of no better place

than this abandoned hellhole

for each of you to take a stab

at your personal renditions
of the living dead.

- You're gonna have the
rest of the afternoon

to work on your looks

and then you'll be
meeting us on the catwalk

where you'll be unveiling
your rotten runway.

- Good luck, ladies.

We're looking forward to it.

(ominous whooshing)

- I'm feeling, like,
very overwhelmed.

- Why?

- 'Cause I'm not
really, like, creative.

- [Loris] Girl,
you are creative.

- I'm more of a performer, yo.

You know, if this was
a make yourself a mix

and go ahead and
slay, okay cool.

- Everyone's little different
in their artistic strengths,

I feel.

I think you are an
artistic person.

- I lack some strengths.

- I watched you perform.

I think I'm more of
the makeup, the hair,

I love to put this all
on and when I transform

I'm a stripper, girl.

I get down, I take off my
clothes and jiggle my titties

but I've seen you do
some really (bleep)

cool moves and I love
watching you perform.

I wish I had a
little more of that.

I wish I knew how to dance more.

- Thank you.

- [Frankie] Like this one,
I wish I could (bleep)

death drop but
bitch, I'm too fat.

- Okay okay look at this.

Last week I was in the top
but I had the worst critique

pretty much out of everybody.

- Who gave you the idea
about the foundation?

- You did.

Trust and believe, I was
like I need to thank her

so thank you, Melissa.

- [Melissa] You're welcome.

- I (bleep) left all of my
props that I was gonna use

that would have amped
up my look at home.

I was feeling so

- You looked very off last week.

Like oh shit, what
am I gonna do?

- I mean now here again today
I'm Mary (bleep) Not Poppins.

- [Frankie] Baby
you're poppin' bitch.

Stop being so negative.

(grumbling)

- You're just putting
yourself down,

it's not gonna help
you in the runway,

it's only gonna bring
you down and you're going

to attract negativity.

- There were girls here
that aren't here anymore.

You're still here.

That says something.

- Charge it up.

- What are you doing
in here all alone?

- I was too crowded in there.

There's not enough
room to breathe.

- So how are you feeling
after being in the bottom

two last week?

- God.

I feel a little bit more
confident because this is

the challenge I've
been waiting for.

Zombies is me but then I
don't want to be too confident

because it sounds like
that one where it's like

oh you're so confident.

Then you go home, right?

- What was the bottom four
challenge like last time?

I heard you punched
Melissa or she punched you?

- Honestly girl I think
we both got our licks in

because I lost a
contact, an eyelash

and my tuck came undone
all in the first take.

- No way.

- So I was like oh, that's
how we're gonna play.

Okay that's cute.

- Did I really punch her?

I don't remember.

- The end of the
second take was like

oh girl you punched me

and it was like oh really
because what did you do

fist take?

- So you got back at her?

- Well you know it was
like fighting for my life.

- You punched her back.

- Not on purpose!

- Not on purpose except
when you were like

you did it first.

- I'm an angel.

Actually she punched me too!

- [Loris] You're still here
so you did something right.

- She punched me too in the eye,

I was okay oh okay.

Girl it was rough.

- She fucking punched
you in the face.

That scares me because
she seems like the type

when put in the right
situation she'd go all out.

(yelling)

Sounded like you guys
actually did beat

the (bleep) out of each other.

- Really like I was bruised
the (bleep) up the next day.

My neck hurt.

She got me good.

- Frankie said she was
hella sore the next day.

- I heard that (bleep) uh huh.

- Ursula (bleep) me up.

(laughing)

- Well bitches ain't here.

- True, true.

- How do you feel about
Ursula going home?

- That's my girl,
that's my sister.

I thought for sure she would
make it towards the end.

Out of all the girls here
she was one of the closest

ones I was too
aside from Frankie.

So it's really sad but she was
my biggest competition here.

- Not me?

- I don't know, I thought
she was going to make it

to the end.

I thought she was one
of the big contenders.

- I thought so too.

I thought she was
going to be the one,

top three or make it all the way

because the way she would
always come up and be like

I got this, I got this.

- [Loris] She's so confident.

- I felt like she was
kind of out of it.

- She was!

- From day one.

- It just goes to
show no one is safe.

At any moment you
can be sent home.

We're all really good queens,
I love everyone that's here,

everyone has a
really cool style but

one slip up and bitch you're
home, you're out of here,

bye.

There are some bitches
that are really good here.

- While you're there
can you tighten me up?

I (bleep) forgot my padding
at home so I'm gonna

rely on this corset.

By all means go as tight.

- I can take out some
anger toward you.

Jesus.

Is that good?

- If I can't breathe
that's perfect.

- We are in the desert
and I do want you dead.

(ominous whooshing)

- Today we've challenged
our ghouls to come up

with their most creative,
filthy and disgusting

zombie looks.

- And we're joined by
our special guest judge.

Hi love.

So let the floor show begin.

(ominous whirring)

(intense string music)

(cackling)

(hissing)

(gurgling)

(growling)

Well done ladies and good show.

We're impressed.

You brought a level of
artistry and creativity

to these zombie looks.

It brings a little
but of warmth to

our black and cold hearts.

You look vile, you look
disgusting, you look perfect

and we think you're ready
for a little bit of violence.

- That's right.

Your zombie looks were only the
first part of this challenge

the next part of the
challenge is showing us

your zombie acting skills.

- I am ready for this.

Bring it on.

- This is my challenge.

- This is gonna be hard for me.

- We have a fresh
victim for you to abuse.

We're going to release them
into the wild here on the farm

and each one of you is
going to have your turn

attacking and ravaging him.

- We want those zombie
attacks in full force.

You need to gay it up,
you need to camp it up,

make it gory, make it
gorgeous, just make it your own

and whatever you
do, do not bore us.

- Let's begin!

(intense music)

(screaming)

(crashing and screaming)

- Hey little bunny.

(screaming)

(crunching and
creepy whispering)

(screaming and intense music)

(gurgling)

(intense music)

(snorting)

(crashing and cackling)

(playful music)

(heavy breathing)

(screaming and groaning)

- Well here we are, ladies, the
end of a hellishly long day,

how's everyone feeling?

(groaning)

Before we go any further
I just want to say darling

you were right, today
was so much fun.

- True true, it was and
it's only gonna get more fun

as the weeks progress.

You guys might have been
hot today but I want to

remind you that as you
get closer to the hell

that is the crown of Dragula,

it's going to get hotter
week after week after week.

- When we call your name,
please step forward.

We're going to start
with Xochi Mochi.

I've lived in Hollywood a
long time and I've known

a hundred rock and roll sluts
like this and now I know

exactly where they
go in the afterlife.

This is so much fun to me,
it told the story immediately

and we really enjoyed it.

- We think you did very well
because you had the concept,

you had the look, your
acting was really good.

My criticism for
you going forward is

sometimes I feel like you're
playing it a little safe.

So I want to encourage you
to come out of your shell

a little bit and take a chance.

Don't feel so premeditated.

Let out a little bit of your
inner monster a little bit.

- Your soul like some
of the other girls

you have to imagine we sit
back and kind of contrast

and compare.

Everyone is giving us so much
and we're grateful for that.

But you do come into
comparison and we see

more soul coming through
and excitement and energy

from some of the
other competitors.

Where's that soul?

Even if it's a black
one, we want to see it.

- The Boulets just told
me I was playing it safe

and I'm little confused
because I thought

I had this in the bag.

I mean it's zombies.

I had an original concept, I
was paying attention to detail,

and I'm just disappointed
this look wasn't enough.

Thank you.

- And next up is
miss Frankie Doom.

You have what it takes to be
the next drag supermonster.

You have the concept,
you have the inspiration,

you have the looks, the
monstrosity, the sexual deviance

which I absolutely adore.

- What you're missing
is that polished edge so

you have these amazing
concepts but you're not

necessarily following
through with executing them

with precision.

So we're seeing things like
store bought items still

in some of your outfits.

We're seeing your breastplate
not really connecting

with your skin and it
looks a little imperfect

compared to some
of the other girls.

- You have to shed that
skin and show us something

next week that's a
little different,

something more polished
so we can say yes,

this bitch can do this too.

That's what we want
to see from you.

So next up we're going to
bring two queens forward.

We'd like Melissa Befierce and
Vander to step forward please

- My heart is pounding.

What is going on?

- So you two did
the best this week.

- [Swanthula] Yes, you
guys can share the win.

I think for very
different reasons.

- I am so excited right now.

I won the challenge after
being in the bottom twice?

- Melissa, we challenged you
to come out of your shell

after last week's extermination
challenge and you did.

Today you showed up
looking ugly as hell

and we loved it.

- Never looked better.

(laughing)

- While we don't want
to see that every time,

it was great to see you
flex your creativity

and come out and do
something extremely different

and very Dragula.

- When we first got here
in the desert I had to

look at you twice
because I couldn't clock

you right away and that
is always a good thing.

- I'm really happy that
Melissa's holding her own now

because for a second I
didn't think she was gonna

make it through another episode.

- Vander, your outfit
once again was amazing.

You would have snatched
the win this week if

it wasn't for the mask.

Even though we love the mask,
it hid your painting skills

so we didn't get to see.

You could have easily done
that with makeup as well.

- But this is just gorgeous.

This visage is from an
enameled dream of perfection

and I've never seen,

I was like this bitch
is triple jointed.

- The way you crawled out of
the trailer was impressive.

It was arresting and
alarming and you snatched

everyone's attention.

- I see the bones kind of
seeping through the costume

and it's just magic.

- My favorite part was
that you didn't forget

to accessorize your
claws and you're a woman

after our own heart.

- You guys can join
the rest of the ghouls.

So next up we have Foxie.

Miss Foxie.

I kind of enjoyed this French
Moulin Rouge dead whore

dancing girl, that's what I
felt like you were giving me.

The eye prosthetic
is really cute too,

we both enjoyed that as
soon as you came out.

We felt that the minute
you came on the property

that you knew you were
going to be standing here.

I don't know if that's true but
that's what you're giving us

and last week you gave
us an amazing concept

and amazing performance.

The look was kind
of questionable but
you really delivered

that performance but
today it's kind of like

the look is questionable

and the performance
was questionable.

And it's for that reason
at this stage of the game

at this level of
competition that you are

up for extermination tonight.

- I can only add to that.

I think your
prosthetic was great,

you did a good job with
your prosthetic, the makeup.

I think overall the
concept was good but

it didn't compete
with the other girls.

I didn't feel like you
gave it your all this week.

- I feel really bad
for Foxie right now.

I told her to stop
with the attitude

and now you're in the bottom.

- Next up we have Loris.

- Loris today you are
a mixed bag for us.

On one hand your
execution was incredible.

You had the best
prosthetics of anybody here,

your makeup is flawless

and you do look
like a work of art.

The issue we have with your
look today is that we didn't

know what that look was.

We weren't exactly sure that
it fit in the challenge.

- We were looking
for zombie nightmare

and you delivered a character
from another type of dream.

- So apparently my outfit
is not zombie enough.

Now did I put toilet
paper and liquid latex

on my face and paint
myself gray, no.

But I still think it's
distinctly zombie.

- It was cute and twisted, you
really kind of pulled me in

but at the end we had to ask
did she fulfill the challenge

of our most imaginative zombie?

We just weren't getting
zombie from you.

Thank you.

- All that talk and it's
not gonna save you girl,

you are not doing enough.

You are not doing enough.

- Miss Meatball.

- Meatball today you
were right in the middle.

Your performance as
always is amazing.

You make us laugh, you
entertain us and I know

everyone wants to
see more from you.

Where we had an issue was,

we almost saw the evil
queen character again.

We enjoyed the character
but it almost was like

a new interpretation
of the same one.

- It (bleep) sucks to feel that
I'm up for elimination again

like this is not what I wanted,

I wanted to work hard, I
wanted to win this challenge

and I thought I was going to.

Again.

- We're wondering if
there's any more of Meatball

to see other than this funny
amazing performer that everyone

loves and is entertained by

so we have that question in
our mind and we're not sure

have we seen everything
from Meatball already,

is there more to see?

- That is such a dig at me.

I know there's more
for me to offer,

I just know that
they need to see it.

- For that reason
and a few others,

you will actually not be up for

the extermination
challenge tonight.

- Thank you guys so much.

I promise I'll do
better next week.

- That leaves Foxie and Loris,
can you please step forward?

You two will be in the
extermination challenge tonight.

- Foxie and Loris
are in the bottom

and it's to be expected.

- I'm genuinely shocked.

I didn't think that I was
anywhere near the bottom.

- You won't be facing the
extermination challenge alone.

I'd like to ask Vander
to step forward as well.

- What?

What is about to happen?

- What is going on?

- I'm so confused right now.

- Vander, you have showed
us incredible looks

and incredible acting skill
which are two qualities

required to win the
crown of Dragula

but what we haven't been
able to test you on yet

is one of the third
qualities which is

the punk and filthy
side of Dragula.

What we'd like to do
tonight is to ask you,

and you don't have to accept,

to ask you to voluntarily
partake in the extermination

challenge to prove to us
that you have that filthy

side to you.

(clapping)

- I don't think any
of us were ready.

This is crazy.

- She's fabulous but is
she fearless and filthy

and that's what we want
to prove right now.

So each of you are
up for extermination

and you're this close to
death but everyone knows

there's only one way to extend
the existence of a zombie.

Even a drag zombie

and that is to eat brains.

- Israel!

(hooting)

- That's exactly what we're
going to do right now.

- [Dracmorda] Let's show
these girls what their

potential last supper
will be made of.

- Oh god it's so gross.

- I cannot believe these
girls are about to eat brains.

- Your challenge is simple.

You will consume as
much of these pig brains

as you can stomach

at the table without
using your hands.

The more brains you consume,

the better your
chances of survival.

As always you may
refuse the challenge,

however, if you do those
chances will plummet.

- Let the extermination begin.

(ominous whooshing)

We will consider
your zombie looks,

your performance in today's
challenge and your appetite

for eating brains all
together to decide which

of you lives and
which of you dies.

Feed, my children.

(growling)

- By choice I have not
consumed any animal products

for two years.

- Vander and Foxie are
eating the brains and she's

giving a speech?

- This dumb bitch needs to
eat the brains and shut up.

- But god dammit, I'm not
(bleep) going home today.

(growling)

Not today.

- I'm so caught up in getting
as much of this down my

throat that I can just
kind of hear Loris

talking a lot and if
she's talking, she's
not eating brains.

- She just is talking
for such a long time.

- Eat it!

Eat it!

Eat it!

Eat it!

(chanting)

(growling and coughing)

- Well done ladies.

You've given us quite
a lot to think about.

We kind of liked you
before but after that

we really love you.

- You're all free to return
to your crypts for the night

but as you know, one of you
will not be waking up tomorrow.

Pleasant dreams, darlings.

- Goodbye from Death Valley.

- I think I embodied
zombie even if I didn't do

gore and blood.

I wanted to portray maybe
more classic 16th century

European zombie and I think
I emulated that pretty well.

- At first I was kind
of like eeh because she

was wearing a mask.

Some of the girls were actually
kind of talking about her

saying that they don't think
what she was giving today

was a look, wasn't a
zombie but I mean I guess

the Boulet Brothers thought it
was so she won today, right?

- Criticism regarding my face?

I agree.

I bought a prosthetic for this,

I didn't wear it
because of the heat,

maybe I should have
and weathered it out

like the other girls
but I kind of wanted

to be just a little
bit comfortable

but honestly I don't
mind sharing the win.

I love Melissa and I love that
we got to share it together

so it's cool by me.

Moving forward no more masks.

- Today I showed
the Boulet Brothers

and all those other
girls that I'm not afraid

to do what it takes to win.

I'm not afraid to get dirty.

By choice I have not
consumed any animal products

for over two years.

- It wasn't even important
for her to do that

but she did and

I think she's going to go home.

- So I have been vegan
for two years but I'm

also here to win.

I'm here to compete.

- It sounded like Loris
was struggling a lot with

the brains themselves, like
she seemed to be gagging a lot

and I think she struggled
so I think Loris

might be the one to go
home because of that.

- I feel like my look
didn't read to the judges.

I was in sort of my own
creative headspace a little bit

and was thinking too much
about trying to be different

rather than just
going for the theme

and fitting the challenge.

Which I feel is something I
could really easily correct.

- One thing about
Loris I love her looks.

She always delivers a look
but today she didn't give

what they were looking
for, definitely.

- I may have missed the
mark with my look today

but I'm gonna come back
harder and faster and better

and I think these girls should
be worried right about now.

- Today during the whole
process of us getting ready

Foxie was in the room kind of
complaining about her look,

that she wasn't
going to deliver it,

her mood was kind of like eeh.

- I think Foxie's going home.

I think she's tapped
out of the competition.

- I've seen her, I know
how Foxie is as a performer

and I know she could
give so much more

than what she gave today but
she needs to step up her pussy.

- I already knew my
look wasn't on point

and my performance wasn't
there because I was

feeling so crappy about
the last challenge

and then Loris, her
look was like bam bitch

but who the (bleep) is you?

You're not a zombie.

- She came today with
a lot less energy

and a lot less
motivation to compete

and I think it really showed
in today's challenges.

- I don't want to be in
the bottom and I never

want to feel this again
and I know I'm coming back.

I know I'm coming back,
that's all I've gotta say.

Who's going home?

Loris.

Bye, bitches.

(ominous music)

- [Creepy Voice] Foxie.

- Ah, (bleep) ya little (bleep)!

(yelling and banging)

One, two, three, four.

(crackling)

- [Dracmorda] Next
time on Dragula.

- I'm Loris!

I haven't eaten
meat in two years!

I mean I may be going pretty
hard on Loris right now

but there was no excuse
not to eat the brains

so if she comes back this week

I'll ruin her.

(collective whining)

- So tonight we're
gonna ask for your help

by asking you to
tell us who you think

should not move forward
from this point on.

- Girl, it's time for
you to go home already.

Like get the (bleep) out.

(thunder crashing)

* Drag

* Filth

* Horror

* Glamor

* Dragula

* She's a killer queen

* Dragula

* She'll make you scream

* Drag drag drag drag Dragula

(owl hooting)