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Previously onAngel from Hell:

Oh!I'm so sorry.

No worries.
Accidents happen.

I'll bet you're a very
sweet person, Dr. Allison.

How did you know my name?

It's me, Amy,
from the farmers' market.

Who's this Bit-O-Honey?

I'm Brad.
I'm the brother.

Your mother died
412 days ago,

and since then,
you've buried yourself

in work,

buried yourself
in a relationship.

How do you know all that stuff?

Honey, I'm your guardian angel.

He's working on boning
your best friend.

Evan and I hooked up.Ugh.

It's not that I believe
you're an angel.

But?I could use a weird friend.

Do they come any weirder?

[chuckling]

To Allison-- third anniversary
of joining my practice.

You make
Fuller Dermatology

a little fuller.I wrote that.

His idea. I made it sing.

Well, thank you both.

This is really sweet.

And I have the perfect way
to celebrate this.

Come with me on a two-night,

all-inclusive stay at one
of L.A.'s finest beach hotels.

Classic bro-sis resort getaway.

Sounds a little romantic.It was supposed to be.

I booked it about a year ago
with the ex-wife.

And much like her, they won't
give me my money back.

Well, shoot, I'm busy...
not dating my brother.

I'm also swamped at the office.

Don't even ask me, Bradley.

You and me and a beach hotel?

Not enough water in the ocean
to put out that fire.

And the surface of the earth
is 75% water.

Oh, now I'm just stating facts
with a sexy voice.

Hello, Amy.Hey, Allison.

Marvin.

Not touching me
also an option.Okay.

So, what brings you
to our private

family lunch?Relax. I'm not crashing.

Allison told me all about
your little celebration

for Fuller Face
Fixers, DDS...

None of that's right.

...and I wanted to, uh, give
this gift to you in person.

Oh.

Oh. Wow.

Thank you so much...Mmm.

for this... piece of paper.

It's a tracking number.

Well, a gift
really wasn't necessary.

Nor does it seem
like an actual gift.

Especially considering the
tracking number is "867-5309,"

which everyone knows
is Jenny's number.

I ordered you
a little something online,

but the package is being
held up in New Orleans.

Oh, is this a picture

that almost fits your tiny
eight-year-old body.

[chuckles]
Sorry, Dad.

It's okay.

We're about to have some cake.Great.

Exactly three slices.
Oh.

Hint received, Cranky Pants.

Well, Allison, I will, uh,
check you out back at the casa.

Amy out.

So we didn't really get a chance

to talk about
work stuff at lunch.

I'm all ears.

Well, what do you think
about my proposal

for updating
the computer office system?

I'll have to think
about that one.

That's what
you said last time.

Is this still about the MP3s?

I lost all my
Dave Matthews albums

when I digitized from CD.

Dad, Dave Matthews
was popular 20 years ago.

It's time to find a new band

you're too old
to be listening to.

[bell dings]

And did you get my memo

about the Nancy
and Dave situation?

It's harmless.

Our receptionist
is calling

our male nurse
Sergeant Bubble Butt.

Hey, he served
our country.

And apparently was decorated
for his killer caboose.

Okay, we don't want a lawsuit.

Maybe we should
bring in a lawyer

to conduct a sexual
harassment seminar?

Let me think about that one.

Okay, one last thing--
the office parties.

You don't like ice cream cake?No, I think
you like them

and you look for every
little excuse to have one.

Ice cream cakes
are good for morale.

Yeah, but they take up
a lot of time

and they keep
the patients waiting.

You can't change
everything at once.

Okay, well,
maybe we can just

limit the parties
to once a week?

That's gonna be a problem,

because...

ALL:
Happy third anniversary.

Thank you.
We're doing this again?

I know I am.
Dave, cut me a slice.

You sure something that hot
should be so close to ice cream?

Oh, Nancy, stop.

♪

AMY:
Hey there.

I saw your kitchen light was on.

[sighs]

Sorry about barging in
on your lunch today.

Yeah, that would feel
more sincere

if you didn't say it
while barging in.

Can we talk
about boundaries?

Yes, please.

I need to be around you more.You can't keep
showing up everywhere.

I'm finding it very hard to
guardian-angel you from afar.

I know what
the problem is.

You're not an angel.

Said the woman who believes
in the theory of relativity.

Listen, I'm gonna...

I'm gonna talk some hard science
with you, okay?

Angeling is like
an FM radio station.

I get messages

loud and clear when I'm near you

but not so much
when I'm far away.

Does it have an off button?

And I got a big old message
at that lunch today.

Segue way alert. How are
things in the office

with your dad?Make your point.

Your father treats you
like a daughter there,

not like a partner.

That's a pretty intense theory
for someone

who's been there once
to use the bathroom.

Does he listen to your ideas?

You mentioned to me
that you've been trying

to get him to update the
computer systems for months.

Well, he said he was
thinking about it.

Classic dad deflection.

"Can we have a pony?"

"Well, let me think
about that one."

And how is that pony, huh?
I haven't seen it.

Where is it?
You keep it off-site?

He will never treat
you like a partner

unless you take action.

And your first step--

hire me to update your
computer systems.

No.Why not? It's a no-brainer.

I think you are
a lovely person.

And I think you're amazing.But... that said,

you don't strike me
as the office type.

And I'm not just
saying that because

you're three fingers deep
into my peanut butter.

Plus, you know, there's the
whole no-qualifications thing.

Hmm. What you need
is a column-oriented

DBMS database--

My...

Here, let me show you
a Web site I built

for my massage practice,

Touched by an Angel.

[chuckles] Here you go.

Wow.

This is exactly
what I'm looking for.

Uh, without the
adult banner ads.

Yeah, be careful
where you click.

Okay.

So, we have a deal?

I'll talk to my dad about it.

[groans]
Oh, come on.

What's your dad gonna do,
send you to your room?

♪

Good morning,
Dr. Fuller.

Amy Cass reporting
for duty.

[laughing]

Where are the cameras? Huh?

Sweet Lord,
let there be cameras.

Dad, we should talk.

Nancy, I'm gonna need a coffee
and a Klonopin.

Ooh. Sounds good.

Make that two, Nance.

♪

You two are showing
a lot of faith,

letting me do this, and
just know I will never be

anything less than
professional here at the...

Fuller Family Skin House.

[laughing]: Not even close.
It's Fuller Dermatology.

You can check the
sign on your way out.

Amy, can you
give us a second?

Yeah, oh, absolutely.
Yeah, I'll just set stuff up.

Yeah. Don't back down.

I thought we decided to table

a discussion of a new system.No, you decided that.

I've been trying
to change it for forever.

The system is 15 years old.

I know.
Had a cake for it last week.

Your answer
is bringing in

the vested giraffe
from the wild?

She's actually really qualified.

[heavy metal blasting
over speakers]

[snaps fingers]

Oh.

[music stops]

My bad.
[sighs] Dad.

Give me a sec. I'm just
letting my heart settle.

There's literally no downside.

She's doing it for free.

Still seems expensive.
I'm sorry.

Putting in a whole new system
is not something you jump into.

So we give her the day
to set up the demo.

If we like what she does,
we hire her

to finish the project.

Okay.

Okay.
Sure.

Great!

You're in.

I will do you proud.

Quick question: When do I get
my employee prescription pad?

[heavy metal blasting
over headphones]

Sorry I'm late.

One of those days.

You know what
your sister did?

She hired that crazy
friend of hers, Amy,

to work at the office.

That woman
is suddenly everywhere.

She just sort of dropped
into her life

like a sexual Mary Poppins.

It's going to be a disaster.

Eh, maybe some good

will come from it,
like your sister

will finally learn
there's a reason

that I make most
of the decisions.

Right, 'cause you're the dad.

Father knows best.

You got to be in charge.

It's not about that.Dad...

I grew up with you.
It's not easy

being around a dad
who has to control everything.

I wrote your college essay
about that.

Why don't you try stepping back,
letting Allison have a voice.

Maybe take some time off.

I don't know, maybe starting
tomorrow or something.

I'm not going
to the hotel with you.Come on, please, Dad.

It's two days.
I'm not dating anyone.

None of my buddies are free.
I don't want to be that weirdo

at the hotel restaurant
reading a book by himself.

You've always had
an issue about being alone.

Yeah. Ever since
we went snorkeling.

I still feel bad
about that.

You drove the boat away.

[laughing]:
That joke got away from me.

I just didn't think
I'd lose you on the horizon.

More tea.

And, finally, let's say
that Marv is a patient

and he has an
appointment.

[cell phone chimes]

"Reminder. You have
a 10:15 a.m. appointment

on Friday
for a shin lengthening."

AMY [laughing]:
Just a crowd pleaser.

And you would text "Y"

to confirm.[phone chimes]

MARV:
Huh.

It also automatically sends
a reminder to doctors

15 minutes before
each appointment.

Welcome to 2015, people.

Nancy, better for you?

Will this give me more
time to look at Dave?

Yeah, we should all have
more time to look at Dave.

I like her.[Amy chuckles]

I could set the whole thing up
in a week for, say, $35,000.

Nope.
800 bucks?

So there's some

wiggle room there
in the price?

Dad, can we let Amy convert
everything to the new system?

I'll think about that one.Dad!

It's a no-brainer.
This is exactly what we need.

I said I'll think about it.

I-I'm tired of thinking
about it.

We've been thinking
about it for six months.

Let's just do it.

Amy, you're hired.Hey-o!

No, you're not.Standing by.

You can't make
hiring decisions without me.

Why not? You make them
without me all the time.

That's because I know
what's best around here.

I've been running the practice
for 25 years.

Yeah, and it shows.
In three years,

you haven't listened
to a single one of my ideas.

All right, let's not do this
in front of the staff.

I'll tell you what--
why don't you go to your office

and relax a little bit?What?

Are you actually
sending me to my room?

You really do see me
as a daughter around here

and not a partner.

I could make
so many great changes

if you would just step back.

[chuckling]:
All right, you know what?

I'm gonna go
to the hotel with Brad.

I'm gonna leave the
office in your hands

for the rest of the week.Mmm.

You should make as many
changes as you'd like.

Oh, there's gonna be changes.

Hey, do you mind?

Personal finances.

NASDAQ's going crazy.

Not the time.Okay.

Day one.

The reign of Allison--
I am so excited.

Me, too.
My dad is gonna see

some serious changes
when he gets back.

Well, it's a big day
and I'd get you a present,

but I already got you that thing
for the third anniversary.

Right, the piece of paper.

Yeah, tracking number.

What's with all the stuff?

It's for my work area.
Too much?

So, what's the
day one agenda?

Chair races? B-day party?
Strippergrams?

There's always strippergrams,
right?

I am so regretting asking you
this after I've hired you,

but have you ever worked
in an office before?

Nope, but in preparation,

I did watch Wolf of Wall Street.

And I am super psyched.

And a little baked.

We're not pee-testing today,
are we?

I'm so glad
you reconsidered, Dad.

We've never done
an actual dudes' trip before.

And the streak
will continue.

Looks like they did not get my
note to de-romanticize the room.

All right, we need to get
rid of these rose petals,

and our beach towels
shouldn't be kissing.

I'm just gonna check
with Nancy at the office.

Put that phone away.

You are on vacation.
Allison is covering.

Let her do her thing.
Let us do ours.

Ow!
[chuckles]

Why?

Locker room high jinks.

It started.

Oh, that's right,
we get a bunch of, uh,

activities with our package--
let's see here.

Shall we start bro-ing out

with a little bit of [grunts]
mixed doubles tennis?

Lovers' wine and cheese tasting
in the botanical garden?

These are all pretty much
couples-oriented.

Although the yoga
looks relaxing.

Hey, why don't we just start
with a couple of drinks?

I want to toast my boy
getting me out of the office.

I like where
your head's at.

See what they got here.

They didn't listen
to anything I told them!

Wow, you've really decked out
your workspace with a lot of...

dolphin pictures.

I just love them.
I don't know why.

I was a dolphin angel
in my last life.

All right, carry on.
Also I need you to transfer

all of my appointments
into the calendar

before the end of the day.

By the end of today?

Well, that would take a miracle.

Isn't that
what you claim you do?

Touché.
You know you don't have

to make all these
changes at once?

Thanks for the input,

but Mama Bear's
got a plan.
Yeah.

All right, everybody,
gather around, yep.

I've got a little surprise.

Great, what are we celebrating?

Well, we are celebrating
our increased awareness

of liability
and responsibility to each other

with a sexual harassment
seminar.

Yeah, a lawyer is going
to come here from a local firm,

and he's gonna go over what is
and is not appropriate

in the workplace.

Oh, I know what this is.

This is a surprise for me
for my first day of work.

Now, would this lawyer's name
happen to be S. Tripper?

Stripper?

A little morale boost
for the troops?

Oh, so Wolf of
Wall Street.

I love that movie.[coworkers clamoring]

Guys, no.

He's a real lawyer.

And his area of expertise
is sexual harassment.

Is exactly the kind
of thing you'd say

before he starts stripping.

Enough!
Robert.

Hi. Thank you for coming.

Floor is yours.

Hello, everyone.
Uh, I'm just gonna get started.

Uh, I'm gonna give a little
presentation today on how

to make the workplace a safe
and comfortable environment.

It's a little warm in here, huh?

It's happening.

What's happening?

Nothing.
Nothing is happening.

I'm sorry, Robert.
Please continue.

All right, well,
let's get this party started.

NANCY:
Is just the kind of thing

every stripper says
before he takes it off!

It's an unfortunate
turn of phrase.

Yeah! Take it off!

[coworkers clamoring]

Are you kidding me
with this?

Is everything in this hotel
covered in rose petals?

That's just
bougainvillea.

Hey, there, you two.

We're scheduled to
play against you.

We're the Fullers.

Well, go easy on us.

This is my first time
playing with the new knee.

The new knee.
[chuckles]

It's gonna be a bloodbath.

♪

[melodic harmonizing]

Let's call a switch-out.

Can we be communicating, please?

Really?

[melodic harmonizing]

Oh, come on!

Where were you
on that one, buddy?

I need you.
I need you here.

♪ She said, "My boy,
it's Dagger" ♪

♪ Oh, yeah, whoa!

♪ I was good, she was hot...

My God, have you been
working all night?

How many bottles of...?

I drank 85 hours of energy.

Why?

You told me you wanted
this done.

And I wanted to pull off
a miracle for you.

And now I can say--

and I don't think this phrase

has ever backfired before--

mission accomplished.

[gasps]

Changes are happening, people.

Okay, Amy,

show us the magic.

Amy?

Yes, Allison?I have no patients.

I know, and it's
a character flaw.

That's why I had to stay
all night to get this done.

No, I have no patients--
people coming in.

I have nothing
on my calendar today.

In fact, oh, our
entire month is clear.

What?
What have you done?

Well, I'm sorry, I don't,
I don't know what happened.

Maybe, uh, I lost
all the appointments

when I migrated the system...

I thought you said you knew
what you were doing.

It looks like there's
one appointment

on the calendar at 10:15.

Let's see who it is.

Oh, boy, oh, boy,
oh, boy.

What the hell?

Well, I didn't erase
the appointments,

I just accidentally
moved them all

to Friday at 10:15.

In six minutes.

It's a super appointment.

[door handle jiggling]

See you guys on
the other side.

Of the partition.

I'll be up front.

Great win, guys, great win.

And happy 40th anniversary.
[chuckles]

I don't know what
happened out there.

Oh, I have an idea--
maybe it's because you

stole every shot of mine.
I'm supposed to do one side

and you're supposed
to do the other.

Don't you know
how doubles works?

I normally play singles.

Yeah, I can tell.
You're a terrible partner.

I'm a terrible partner.

I mean, it's okay.
It's just tennis.

But, yeah.
No, no.

It's 100% true.

This cannot be right.

Hey, listen up, folks.

I just want to apologize
for the wait

on behalf of Fuller Brothers
Hematology.

And that is not
the name of this office.

Why can't I get that right?

Okay, who likes magic, huh?

Can you make my rash disappear?

No, but I do see a quarter be...

Wow, that looks super infected.

Allison, this dude
needs to go next.

No, Amy, I have
to go alphabetically.

Oh, oh, God!

Jeremy, come with me.

[patients clamoring
in frustration]

This is a disaster.

Don't worry, your
angel's got a plan.

Don't touch the fire alarm.

Your angel does not have a plan.

Holy crap.

Oh, I am so glad
you're here, Dad.

This is all my fault.

We'll talk about that later.

Right now, we just need to get
through these patients, okay?

What do you think-- you take
this half of the waiting room

and I'll take the other.

Sounds like a plan.

Paul Bunyan's sister,

go to the freezer,

get me the emergency
ice cream cake, stat!

Everybody gets a piece.

Is there just the one emergency,

uh, ice cream cake?

Because someone might've
eaten it last night.

Hey.

Sorry to bother you.

I just wanted to say
I love that book.

Good to know.

Uh, to be honest,
I felt so weird

about reading alone, I just
sort of opened it to the middle.

But I'm piecing
some things together.

And I got to tell you,

I'm kind of enjoying
being alone.

Okay, cool.

Cool.
[chuckles]

She was totally flirting
with me, wasn't she?

Big-time.
Yeah.

I've been out of the game
for a little while, so...

I haven't whacked
that many moles

since your ninth birthday party
at Chuck E. Cheese.

How long you been working
on that one?

Since Mrs. Nussbaum.

[groans]
Dad, I'm sorry.

I was trying
to change things too fast.

No, I was holding on too tightly
to hear any of your ideas.

That stops today.

Because this is still
a dream come true for me.

For me, too.

Ever since I was a kid,

I wanted to work
at Fuller Dermatology.

You know what,
since we're a partnership,

I think we should have
a name that reflects that.

What do you think
of Fuller & Fuller Dermatology?

Oh, well, let me think
about that one.

Okay, yes, I've thought
about it and I love it!

[laughs]:
Good!
Thanks, Dad.

I'll always be the first
Fuller on the sign, yeah?

Yeah, of course, Dad.Okay.

Okay, well,

I'm gonna go crack open
a bottle of anything

but raspberry champagne
and watch the game.

See you tomorrow, partner.

[quiet laugh]

Dr. Allison Fuller?

Yep, that's me.Sorry about the delay.

Looks like the package
got held up in New Orleans.

Thank you.

Huh.

Well, I'm all packed up.

System's fixed and
I'm officially retired.

Oh, I see you got my gift.

How do you like that logo?

Yeah, you ordered this
a couple of days ago.

How did you...?

I have no logical explanation.

Other than...
[whooshing]

[chuckles]
No.

No, you've been getting our
practice name wrong for days.

I'm sure you just gave them
the wrong name and got lucky.

Look at you-- your heart
wants so much to believe,

but your limited
medical mind

just won't let it.

How do you not believe?

Especially after that miracle
I pulled off today.

Your angeling seems
to follow a pattern

of you massively screwing up

and then saying it's celestial.

Well, I work in
all sorts of ways.

Seriously?

A prescription pad?

We never talked
severance package.

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