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(THUMPING)
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(LOW GROWLING)
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(SNARLING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(PANTING)
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Oh, thank goodness,
it was just a dream.
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(LOW SNARLING)
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(SCREAMS)
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(SCREAMS ECHOING)
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* Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
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* Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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* It feels like a party
every day
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* Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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* But they keep on pulling
me every which way
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* Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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* My whole world is changing
Turning around
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* They got me going crazy
Yeah, they're shaking
the ground
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* But they took a chance
on the new girl in town
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* And I don't want to let them
down, down, down
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* Hey Jessie
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* Hey Jessie
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* It feels like a party
every day
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* Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, Jessie *
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Mr. Kipling,
you are getting
a time out.
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And no TV for a week.
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I think you are
being very harsh.
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Mr. Kipling
paid you a visit
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because he gets
bored in his cage.
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Plus, he's a cuddler.
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Oh, that explains
the claw marks
on my calves!
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Jessie, I have
a huge problem.
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I love my
photography class!
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Okay, I know I'm
new at this whole
nanny thing,
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but not seeing
the problem.
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The problem is I got
the world's laziest partner
for this assignment.
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You call it lazy,
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I call it selective
participation.
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Now, Jessie,
give me...
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Pouty nanny.
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(SHUTTER CLICKS)
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Okay, that was more
like constipated nanny,
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but I can touch it up.
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I can't believe
I can get school credit
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for taking pictures
of cute girls.
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The assignment is
to take pictures of
New York's flora and fauna.
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Ooh, I hope those
are hot Latin twins.
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Do you have
an off switch?
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Yep. You wanna
try and find it?
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Nope.
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Okay, look.
We are going
to the park.
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That way, you guys can
work on your assignment,
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and Ravi can take
Mr. Kipling for a walk,
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or a slither,
or whatever he does.
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No, no, no, no,
no, no.
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We cannot take
Mr. Kipling for a walk.
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If Mrs. Chesterfield sees him,
she'll throw a hissy fit.
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Yeah, she's the head
of the condo board.
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And a real pain
in the ashram.
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Oh, is she that
annoying lady downstairs
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who's always carrying
that homely baby?
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It's a dog.
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You're telling me.
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Someone whomped that child
with the ugly stick.
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He means it's
a Chihuahua.
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It's Chi-hideous.
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Look, Ravi,
I'm not gonna let
some old grouch
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keep you from
walking your pet.
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We'll just ask Tony
to make sure
the coast is clear.
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TONY: (ON INTERCOM)
I'm on it!
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Tony, are you
eavesdropping again?
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Now that I've looked up
the word... Yes.
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I need a loaf of bread,
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a pound of
cheddar cheese,
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two pounds of
roast beef,
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a jumbo jar
of mayonnaise...
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Bertram, when you are
done ordering your lunch,
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do not forget to order
Mr. Kipling's snack.
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Fine. Do you have
any frog legs?
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He does not like the legs.
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How about frog breasts?
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Can I buy those?
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Um, that's
my business.
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(LINE DISCONNECTS)
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Hello?
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Hello?
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And now I have to
find a new grocer.
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All right.
Let's go.
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Come on, come on, come on.
Move it, move it, move it!
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Go, go, go!
Come on!
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All right. You have this
and you have your camera.
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Whoa!
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Keep your tail
to yourself.
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Yeah. She's mine.
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No, I'm not.
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All my boyfriends
have to be at least 18.
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And human.
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So, Luke,
you're oh for two.
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(MOUTHING)
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(WHISPERING)
Go, go, go!
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Hey there,
Mrs. Chesterfield.
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That was a short walk.
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I know.
But, we're tired today.
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Last night, the noise
from those urchins
upstairs was intolerable.
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Wasn't it,
my little chimichanga?
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Yes. Give Mommy
a kiss. Yes.
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Hey! No PDA in the lobby.
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Well, better go get
your beauty rest.
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Here we go!
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It's all clear.
You can come out now.
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(ALL COUGHING)
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Luke, you couldn't
hold it till we
got outside?
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Hey, it wasn't me.
It was Mr. Kipling!
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Oh sure.
Blame the lizard.
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Jessie, thank you so much
for bringing Mr. Kipling
to the park.
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Look how happy he is.
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Ever noticed how
his happy face
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and his "I'm gonna eat you"
face are really similar?
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Ooh! Ha! Cockroach.
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Luke, help me,
or I'll tell Jessie
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you still sleep with
Kenny the Koala.
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Kenny just likes to
hang out on my bed.
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Don't turn it into
something ugly.
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Okay, okay.
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Oh, man! No way!
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What?
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I can see right into
Bertram's room.
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Oh, he's shaving
his own back.
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Ew.
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I wanna look away,
but I can't!
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Oh, good.
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A giant bird
just blocked my view.
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What? Let me see.
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I think that giant bird
is a Hudson
Valley hawk!
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This book says
they're incredibly rare.
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Not as rare as a guy
shaving his back
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with a razor duct-taped
to a spatula.
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Jessie! Come help me!
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Zuri! Zuri!
What happened?
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This mean girl,
Genevieve, hit me!
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What? Where is she?
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She's right there,
sticking her tongue out
at you.
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Oh, I get it.
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Genevieve,
that's not very nice.
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She's over there.
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(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)
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Genevieve, apologize.
Right now.
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See, Zuri?
She said she's very sorry.
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No, she didn't.
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Then what did she say?
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I'm not allowed to use
that kind of language.
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But it was nasty.
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You can bring
Mr. Kipling back now.
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Mrs. Chesterfield's
not here.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Mrs. Chesterfield!
You're here!
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Who's avoiding me?
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Uh, pretty much everyone
in the building.
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You scare people.
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There goes
my Christmas tip.
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Here's a tip.
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When the president
of the condo board
asks you something,
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answer it.
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What's going on?
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Whatever it is,
it has nothing to do
with a giant lizard.
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(SCREAMS)
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(ALL SCREAM)
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(HISSES)
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(SCREAMS)
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You people have a vicious,
cold-blooded reptile living
in this building?
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Why not?
You live here.
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Zuri, that's not nice.
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Hey, we were
all thinking it.
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Hi, I'm Jessie.
And I...
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I doOkay.are.
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Giant lizards
are not allowed
in this building!
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Tony, help me!
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(EXCLAIMS)
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I meant by the waist!
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Oh, put me down,
you charmingly
boyish troglodyte!
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Whoa! Language!
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Please, Mrs. Chesterfield,
do not take away my pet.
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Pet? That's not a pet!
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That is the before picture
of a pair of boots.
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And a matching belt.
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(GASPS)
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ALL: No, no, no,
no, no, no.
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(MRS. CHESTERFIELD SCREAMING)
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(FABRIC RIPPING)
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Oops.
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You took
the wrong leash.
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Oh, did I?
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Thanks for
the news flash, Bessie!
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Oh, my little
Zeusie!
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Jessie, I cannot lose
Mr. Kipling!
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He is my best friend!
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I'm so
sorry, Ravi.
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If I hadn't suggested
taking Mr. Kipling
for a walk,
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this never
would have happened.
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I agree. If only you
could've had this a-ha
moment earlier.
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Ugh! That stupid hawk
won't move.
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00:10:29,196 --> 00:10:33,426
Why have you added
10 pounds of rodent
to my shopping list?
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A sudden craving
for mice krispie treats?
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We need bait to
get the hawk to fly
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so we can get
an action shot
for our photo essay.
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But all it does is
sit there like a lump.
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If it watched Korean
soap operas in
its underwear,
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it would be you, Bertram.
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Oh! (CHUCKLES)
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Very funny.
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If you need me,
I'll be inside
spitting in your lunch.
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Ravi, why you packing?
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You're not going anywhere.
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I will not be separated
from Mr. Kipling.
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We have been together
since he was an egg.
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I actually sat on him
until he hatched.
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I get it, okay?
He's a link
to your old life.
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Just like I still have
my first rattle.
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I cut it off
the snake myself.
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Jessie!
Genevieve followed us
from the playground.
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She just ripped off
my dolly's head!
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Okay, that's scary.
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And you don't wanna
see what she did to my
Build-a-Baboon.
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Now he'll never
have children!
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Can I go work for him?
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Jessie, please come
play with me.
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If you're there,
Genevieve won't
pick on me.
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Zuri, I wish I could,
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but I need to help
Ravi right now.
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Well, guess I know
where I stand.
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Wait, Zuri, why don't
you try being nice
to Genevieve?
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Why don't you tell her
she's pretty?
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Have you seen her?
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Well... No.
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But you see her.
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And my advice is to
kill her with kindness.
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Just like I'm going to do
with Mrs. Chesterfield.
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Do you know what
works better than kindness?
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A really big hammer.
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Ugh.
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I brought cookies.
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What kind?
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They're
"I'm sorry you almost got
eaten by a giant lizard,
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"but please let him stay
'cause it would mean so much
to a little boy" cookies.
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Pecan sandies!
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Well, maybe just one.
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It is our
cheat day.
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Right, my little Zeusie?
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Come on.
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Binge with Mommy.
251
00:12:57,845 --> 00:12:58,975
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh. Yeah.
252
00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:03,815
(FEIGNING LAUGHTER)
253
00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:05,091
(LOUDOw!UNCH)
254
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,348
Uh, don't you mean "wow"?
255
00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:09,956
I just bit into
a pecan shell!
256
00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:11,960
You broke my tooth!
257
00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:13,932
I'm so sorry!
258
00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:16,231
You were supposed
to love the cookies
so we could bond...
259
00:13:16,263 --> 00:13:19,603
The only bonding
is gonna be done
by my dentist!
260
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,332
And I'm sending you
the bill!
261
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:24,443
Fine, whatever.
262
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:27,981
Just please, please
don't take Ravi's
lizard away.
263
00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:29,878
I wouldn(SIGHS)m of it.
264
00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:31,380
That's
Animal Control's job.
265
00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:33,051
And I'm calling them
right now.
266
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,387
I should have
brought a hammer.
267
00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:42,063
Do not worry, Mr. Kipling.
268
00:13:42,089 --> 00:13:44,989
Jessie is going
to fix things with
Mrs. Chesterfield.
269
00:13:46,293 --> 00:13:48,033
Okay, don't panic.
270
00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:50,856
I broke
Mrs. Chesterfield's tooth,
271
00:13:50,898 --> 00:13:52,028
and she's calling
Animal Control
272
00:13:52,065 --> 00:13:54,165
to come take
Mr. Kipling away.
273
00:13:54,201 --> 00:13:57,941
(SHOUTING IN HINDI)
274
00:13:57,971 --> 00:13:59,141
(GROANS)
275
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:01,072
Okay...
276
00:14:01,108 --> 00:14:03,878
I hope that means
that although
you're slightly upset,
277
00:14:03,911 --> 00:14:06,011
you don't blame me
'cause you know
I did my best.
278
00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:08,016
No.
279
00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:12,048
It means I curse the day
you were ever born,
you bungling she-devil!
280
00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:14,993
Oh!
281
00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:17,162
Well, someone's not
getting a cookie.
282
00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:21,362
I'm sorry, Jessie!
I did not mean it!
283
00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:22,904
It's okay.
284
00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:25,270
I just cannot bear
to see Mr. Kipling so upset.
285
00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:34,037
You know, he hides
his emotions really well.
286
00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:36,984
Look, Ravi, we have
to get Mr. Kipling
out of the building!
287
00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:40,280
As I recall, your wanting to
get him out of the building
288
00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:44,923
is what started
this spiral of doom
in the first place!
289
00:14:44,952 --> 00:14:47,992
Oh, okay, are we
assigning blame here,
290
00:14:48,021 --> 00:14:49,461
or are we
saving a lizard?
291
00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:52,490
I am doing
a little bit of both.
292
00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:00,128
Tony, are we all clear?
293
00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:01,937
All clear.
294
00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:04,069
You're sure the Animal
Control guys aren't there?
295
00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:07,114
Yeah, I'm sure.
Geez, a guy makes
one mistake...
296
00:15:08,976 --> 00:15:10,076
Aw, man!
297
00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:11,280
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
298
00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:14,952
If you guys are
looking for a large lizard,
299
00:15:14,982 --> 00:15:16,482
I can assure you
it is not here.
300
00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:19,246
Lizards hate lobbies.
They prefer lounges.
301
00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:24,524
What is not clear to you
about the phrase "all clear"?
302
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:29,099
It does seem fairly
self-explanatory.
303
00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:34,271
Come on! We gotta get
Mr. Kipling out of here
until those guys leave.
304
00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:36,141
No problem.
He's already gone.
305
00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:39,344
Okay, don't panic!
306
00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:41,012
(SCREAMING)
307
00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:42,941
(YELLING IN HINDI)
308
00:15:46,013 --> 00:15:48,283
Okay, now, he's not
very good in a crisis.
309
00:15:58,125 --> 00:16:00,425
Do I put frogs
in the refrigerator
or the pantry?
310
00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:04,199
I don't know.
That's not my job.
311
00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:08,999
I never imagined it
would be mine, either.
312
00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:10,196
(DOOR BELL BUZZES)
313
00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:11,437
Get the door.
314
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:19,580
Hello, little girl.
May we come in?
315
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:21,180
No.
316
00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:27,522
And Jessie says
I'm not supposed
to talk to strangers.
317
00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:31,524
I'm Mrs. Chesterfield,
from downstairs.
I'm not strange.
318
00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:33,228
That's a matter of opinion.
319
00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:38,196
Out of my way.
320
00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:40,571
You're strange and rude.
321
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,340
And you have
dog breath.
322
00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:47,312
Nothing to see here!
323
00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:50,305
A-ha!
324
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:54,153
If there's no giant lizard
living in this apartment,
325
00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:56,181
then how do you
explain this?
326
00:16:57,317 --> 00:17:00,287
It's an indoor playground.
327
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:03,260
Guess they didn't
have those around
when you were a kid.
328
00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:07,128
How dare you!
329
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,230
I'm only 32.
330
00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:10,502
Maybe in dog years.
331
00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:18,839
So you're claiming
this contraption is yours?
332
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,211
Absolutely.
333
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:24,214
It's mine! It's fun!
334
00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:28,579
(GAGGING)
335
00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:31,215
And it doesn't smell
bad in here at all.
336
00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:37,263
Well, then how do you
explain all these tiny
animal skeletons?
337
00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:40,525
You have your hobbies
and I have mine.
338
00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:17,225
Get any good shots
of the hawk?
339
00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:19,404
(SC(EXCLAIMS)e!
340
00:18:22,169 --> 00:18:23,169
Ow!
341
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:28,409
Is Animal Control
still up here?
342
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,281
We lost Mr. Kipling!
343
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:33,280
He's not lost.
He's right down there.
344
00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:37,223
And he looks like he's
about to eat Mrs.
Chesterfield's stupid mutt.
345
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:38,720
ALL: (SCREAM) What?
346
00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:46,589
My complaint is that
there is still a vicious
7-foot lizard
347
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:49,356
named Mr. Kipling
running amok
in my building!
348
00:18:50,397 --> 00:18:54,167
No, I don't know
his first name!
349
00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:57,571
Well, I don't care
if that leaves a blank
on your form!
350
00:18:57,604 --> 00:18:59,544
You can take
your form and...
351
00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:01,442
No, don't you
put me on hold!
352
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,144
And I'm on hold.
353
00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:07,653
Ugh!
354
00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:10,175
Nice to see you, too.
355
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:18,728
Oh, my little Zeusie!
Mommy will save you!
356
00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:19,828
No, I won't.
357
00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:25,729
Okay, I'll bet you five bucks
the lizard eats the dog
358
00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:27,325
and Chesterfield.
359
00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:29,737
You're on. I bet she tastes
as bitter as she looks.
360
00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:30,969
(BOTH LAUGH)
361
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,413
(HAWK SCREECHING)
362
00:19:32,439 --> 00:19:34,409
The hawk is moving!
Give me the camera!
363
00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:39,377
LUKE: It's diving
straight toward us!
364
00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:42,620
I think it wants
the Chihuahua!
365
00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:45,179
Hey, everybody loves Mexican.
366
00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:47,519
(SCREECHING)
367
00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:55,263
I got it!
368
00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:56,755
Now, that's
an action shot!
369
00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:02,367
Oh!
370
00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:05,972
Wow! A giant lizard using
a hawk as a pinata!
371
00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:08,305
That's a first for me.
Anybody else?
372
00:20:09,276 --> 00:20:12,506
Oh, my little Zeusie!
Mommy has you.
373
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,475
Oh, stop trembling.
374
00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:16,675
Oh, that's me.
375
00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:19,287
Oh!
376
00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:22,289
I'll call Zoya and
book us an emergency
couples massage.
377
00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:28,461
Gee, it must feel
pretty bad almost
losing your pet like that.
378
00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:30,755
It does.
379
00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:35,497
If I lost Zeus,
who would I watch
Real Housewives with?
380
00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:38,265
So now you know how
Ravi feels about
Mr. Kipling.
381
00:20:38,305 --> 00:20:41,465
You and Mr. Kipling watch
The Real Housewives
of New York, too?
382
00:20:41,508 --> 00:20:42,778
Oh, absolutely.
383
00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:44,709
But if you want to see
a real catfight,
384
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:47,254
you should check out
the Real Housewives
of New Delhi.
385
00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:52,823
See? See how
we're all bonding?
386
00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:55,562
So does this mean
Mr. Kipling can stay?
387
00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:58,690
I didn't say that.
388
00:20:58,725 --> 00:21:00,225
Oh, come on!
389
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:03,459
If it weren't for his lizard,
right now, your dog
would be a yappy meal.
390
00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:09,536
AllYes!ht.
391
00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:12,569
Just promise to keep
that disturbing creature
away from me.
392
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:15,065
Deal. You will never
see Mr. Kipling again.
393
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:16,807
I was talking about Zuri.
394
00:21:16,843 --> 00:21:18,713
She's a very strange child.
395
00:21:24,717 --> 00:21:26,317
Zuri!
396
00:21:26,353 --> 00:21:27,553
ZURI: She's not here!
397
00:21:30,490 --> 00:21:32,730
Oh, really?
Hmm. That's too bad,
398
00:21:32,759 --> 00:21:34,789
'cause I have
some good news.
399
00:21:34,827 --> 00:21:37,427
What?
400
00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:40,404
Genevieve is not going to
be bothering you anymore.
401
00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:41,903
Because Mr. Kipling
ate her.
402
00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:46,472
Really?
403
00:21:46,506 --> 00:21:47,706
Did she suffer?
404
00:21:48,841 --> 00:21:50,381
No, sweetie.
405
00:21:50,410 --> 00:21:51,610
Too bad.
406
00:21:53,513 --> 00:21:55,453
This stinks!
407
00:21:55,482 --> 00:21:58,492
Luke and I got an A
on our photo essay!
408
00:21:58,518 --> 00:22:02,488
What's wrong with an A?
Again, not seeing the problem.
409
00:22:02,522 --> 00:22:05,762
The problem is
I did all the work
but Luke got all the credit!
410
00:22:05,792 --> 00:22:08,132
I watched that
stupid hawk like a...
411
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,530
hawk all day,
412
00:22:10,563 --> 00:22:13,533
and all Luke did was
snap one lucky picture!
413
00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:15,566
Hey, did Emma tell you
my picture made
414
00:22:15,602 --> 00:22:17,772
the homepage of
the school website?
415
00:22:17,804 --> 00:22:19,714
All my hard work
really paid off!
416
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:22,410
(SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
417
00:22:24,544 --> 00:22:26,414
All right,
all right,
all right.
418
00:22:26,446 --> 00:22:28,476
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
419
00:22:28,515 --> 00:22:31,115
Breast of frog
on a bed of
wild mice.
420
00:22:31,150 --> 00:22:32,520
ALL: Ew!
421
00:22:32,552 --> 00:22:33,892
Just kidding.
It's chicken.
422
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:34,920
(ALL SIGH)
423
00:22:34,954 --> 00:22:36,424
Maybe.
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