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We need a place
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where women can walk in
and walk up to the counter
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or...
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Welcome to Orgasmic Living.
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We also offer private consultations
with our therapist.
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It's a male therapist.
He's very male.
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- And all this is from substitute teaching.
- Yeah.
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***.
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You seem kind of tense.
You alright?
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You don't have to kill one person
to be a killer, baby.
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Sync & corrected by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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♪ Need a new love? ♪
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♪ hey, I'm ready ♪
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♪ want my time? ♪
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♪ and I'm willing, yeah ♪
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♪ 'cause I'm the one ♪
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♪ who's gonna show ♪
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♪ when there's nobody ♪
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♪ I'll be your man ♪
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♪ yeah, I'm the one ♪
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♪ who's gonna show ♪
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♪ when there's nobody ♪
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♪ I'll be your man ♪
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♪ I'll be your man ♪
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♪ all right. ♪
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Suit fresh from the cleaners:
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Check.
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Irish singing voice:Check.
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An uncomplicated clientthat I've known for a while:
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Check.
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It was gonna be an easy night.
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Whoa, could youhold that, please?
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- Thanks.
- What floor?
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Same.
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Sounds pretty rockin' tonight.
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Oh yeah.
It's rockin'.
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It wasn't exactly my scene,
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but I had a job to doand I knew how to do it.
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I just had to find my client.
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And there she was.
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All right, so she'sthere waiting for you
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and some little punk
came along and stole her?
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He didn't steal her.
He knew her.
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He-- he brought her
a cupcake.
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All right, Ray, I don't know.
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Maybe you should have just
gone up there and cut in.
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Cut in?
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It's not the senior prom, Tanya.
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Ray, women like
to be fought over.
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I mean sometimes they'll
have sex with the guy
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that seems to want
them the most.
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It's a biological imperative.
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Thank you, Darwin.
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You don't listen to me.
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You have to listen to me.
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Since when?
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Ray, every ship has a captain.
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And I'm the pimp.
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And this ship has been very successful
because of the way I run it.
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You think
you're running the ship?
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I do. It's just a fact.
It just--
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Have you considered you might have
a problem with female authority?
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Cut the crap, Tanya.
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I have a problem with you saying
that you're the captain, okay,
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when we're partners.
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Well, we're partners but, Ray,
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I mean, I call the shots.
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All right, we're partners.
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We're partners, all right?
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I'm sure it was just
a misunderstanding.
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I will call Christina into my
office and I will find out.
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In the meantime
you have to get some sleep
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because you have
a 4:00 A.M. with Lydia.
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Yeah, partners.
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One of us got some sleep.
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The other got up at 4:00 A.M.to have sex with Rambo.
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I didn't mind the running
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or the costume...
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...but the tacklingwasn't my favorite.
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Oh no, no cuffs.
No. No cuffs.
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Suddenly every woman in mylife wanted to be on top.
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- You packing?
- What?
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Oh, you are packing.
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Then we got up and did it again.
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She got me in the knee that time.
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And those fucking handcuffs,like a pair of nunchucks.
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♪ Look at these crazy coins,is this "Lord of the Rings"?
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♪ Pounds and penceand princes and queens ♪
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♪ flipside experience,well, not really ♪
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♪ more familiar than Russiaor Chile... ♪
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Ron.
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Sorry, Jess.
Got to get my 45 minutes.
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Can I just get my check
and I'll go?
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I've got to keep
my heart rate elevated.
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♪ Of the human race,fish and chips, crumpets ♪
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♪ bangers and mash,Shakespeare, donne ♪
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♪ Sid Vicious and the Clash,you love our movies-- ♪
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I thought we were
going to be adults.
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Adults support themselves.
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Ron,
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I know this is something you
couldn't possibly understand,
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but I have been out of the job
market for almost 20 years.
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You want to have your cake and eat it too?
I won't be your baker.
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What?
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What are you--
what are you talking about?
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- What cake?
- He's the cake.
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- Ray is the cake.
- What?
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Ron, I think these are too big.
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Oh shit. I'm sorry.
I'm gonna wait over here.
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You know what?
Ray is not the cake.
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We are not together.
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And last I checked, you were
the one getting jerked off
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in the back of a car, not me.
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- I didn't come.
- Fuck you.
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Fuck your fucking check.
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Jess, come back.
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Look, she's
my sparring partner.
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She likes to box,I like to box.
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I love you.
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I have your check.
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I'm sorry this is so awkward.
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It's not awkward, Mindy.
Not awkward at all.
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Giving a handjob when your
husband is 10 feet away
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buying a candy bar, now that
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is not the classiest move
in the world, Mindy.
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But we're good.
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We are so fucking good!
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Look.
No no, it gives you diarrhea.
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Yummy.
Look, chicken.
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Eat some potatoes.
Hi.
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Hello.
Buenos noches.
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- Hi, Jason.
- Oh!
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- Hey.
- Look, 200 bucks.
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It's for your next one.
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You've got another woman
that wants to bang?
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- Wants to fuck me?
- Yes, I did.
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And birthday girl wants
to book you again too.
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I was right,
she likes you better.
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Okay.
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What's the matter?
Didn't you like it?
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No, I dug it.
I mean what's not to like?
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I'm getting paid to bang.
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It's just, why do I have to steal
them from that other dude?
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You're not stealing, Jason.
It's reparations.
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That other dude and his
manager stole from me.
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- Do you understand?
- Okay.
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Great.
So I'll set something up for Wednesday?
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Oh man, I've got
to work Wednesday.
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Get someone to fill in for you.
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Um, maybe Bob.
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Oh fuck, Bob's mad at me.
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Okay, so how's your Saturday?
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Saturdays are no good.
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What are you talking about?
Every Saturday?
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Yeah, kind of.
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And every other Wednesday
is our alone time.
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Who, you and your dick?
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- No, me and Sandee.
- Who the fuck is Sandee?
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My fiancée.
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Oh, I'm kind of engaged.
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He told you that I sent him?
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Yeah, 'cause you thought I'd
like him better than Richard.
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Sorry.
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- You okay?
- Yeah, I'm good.
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It went in the wrong hatch.
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No, I'm just--
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I'm just so happy
that you--
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that you like
my new guy, Christina.
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- Jason was amazing.
- Jason.
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We literally fucked all night.
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I'm like exhausted today.
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Well yeah, that's--
that would be Jason.
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Anyway, I got
your email this morning.
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My email?
That I--
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Right, that I sent you
this morning.
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Yeah, I'm too fucked up
for tonight,
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but I can totally do tomorrow.
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Great.
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Ray. Ray.
Fuck.
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You've got to wake up.
Wake up.
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She hacked into my email, Ray.
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She's having cyber conversations
with our clients.
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- We're under siege.
- Slow down.
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Read this, you'll see.
It's my email.
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- Read that.
- "O.M.G. He was--"
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"O.M.G. He was totes ahmaz
srsly magic tongue. Thx!"
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T.H.X.
It's like hieroglyphics.
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And then she writes
back, uh, "love ya."
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I don't write "ya."
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It's "I love you."
I love you, Ray.
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That's Lenore.
She fucking stole our clients!
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Well, I told you, Tanya.
I knew something was up.
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Who doesn't listen?
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- Huh?
- I have a plan. I have a plan.
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It's the broken window theory.
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If you have a house
and there's a broken window
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and you don't fix it right away then
you get a lot more broken windows.
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- And you also get, like, graffiti all over
your house. - That's your plan?
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No, my plan is I'm gonna go
ambush this guy tomorrow night.
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You? Yourself?
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Correct.
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Tanya, let me handle it, okay?
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I should talk to him
man to man.
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No, that's-- what?
That's my job.
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That's my job.
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Tanya, no offense,
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but you tend to get
a little emotional
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during these situations,
you know?
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- A little hysterical.
- Ray!
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Hysterical?
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Do you know that words like that
have kept women down for centuries?
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- Ow, Tanya.
- What? What's wrong with you?
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I spent half the night playing
Cops and Robbers, okay?
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Just let me handle it.
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- You're backup.
- Backup?
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- You just stand by, okay?
- Backup?
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Jess, hey.
What's up?
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I'm backup.
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Hi, can I help you?
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Yes, I would like
to buy a cake.
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What did you have in mind?
We've got chocolate.
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- We've got vanilla.
- I'll take that one.
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Great. And is it
for a special occasion?
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Would you like to add
a personalized message?
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- Sure.
- Super.
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And what would you like
your cake to say?
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"I... fucked...
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your... boyfriend."
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That's what you want
the cake to say?
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Yes.
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I think that the company
might have some sort of policy
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against using swear words.
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Oh.
"Screwed" is fine.
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Yeah?
Yeah.
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And is this for pickup
or delivery?
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Delivery.
What's your address?
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I li-- excuse me?
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Where do you live?
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I live at 323 North
Deerfield Road, Apartment 5.
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Great, put 323 North
Deerfield Road, Apartment 5.
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That's where I live.
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Yes.
The cake's for you.
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Okay.
You're getting me a cake?
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I fucked your boyfriend.
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Yes.
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I have a fiancé.
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I fucked your fiancé.
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Sandee.
Sandee.
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You call him now you'll end up
fucking him by the end of the night.
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Then the next time he feels like
it, he'll cheat on you again.
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But if you don't
return his calls,
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you go away for a week, there is no
telling what you could get out of him.
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Men are dogs, Sandee.
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Beop bitch.
255
00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:42,745
It's not heart attack.
It's chicken wings.
256
00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:44,947
What kind of pain
is it, Lottie?
257
00:13:44,982 --> 00:13:47,116
It's chicken wing type of pain.
258
00:13:47,150 --> 00:13:48,717
Is grandma really
having a heart attack?
259
00:13:48,751 --> 00:13:50,652
- No.
- Well, why are we in the hospital?
260
00:13:50,686 --> 00:13:52,953
Because she eats the bones.
261
00:14:00,860 --> 00:14:03,628
Hey, are you gonna
manage with the--
262
00:14:03,663 --> 00:14:05,363
It's okay.
263
00:14:05,397 --> 00:14:07,198
We're still on Ronnie's
insurance, Ray.
264
00:14:07,232 --> 00:14:10,100
I just have to pay
the deductable is all.
265
00:14:10,135 --> 00:14:11,835
You need a little cash?
266
00:14:11,870 --> 00:14:14,003
We'll be fine.
I'm getting a job.
267
00:14:14,038 --> 00:14:16,038
I'm just waiting
for them to call me back.
268
00:14:16,073 --> 00:14:19,007
How about a loan?
Pay me back.
269
00:14:19,042 --> 00:14:22,411
Come on, Jess.
Let me give you some cash.
270
00:14:23,779 --> 00:14:25,613
Hey.
271
00:14:25,648 --> 00:14:28,449
- Hi.
- Matt.
272
00:14:28,483 --> 00:14:30,918
Matt Kopylov.
Mindy's husband.
273
00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:33,487
Ex-husband almost.
Separated. Estranged.
274
00:14:33,521 --> 00:14:35,889
- Hi.
- We played scrabble that time.
275
00:14:35,923 --> 00:14:39,025
You had some great words
and you got those twins.
276
00:14:39,059 --> 00:14:41,060
Hey, guys.
277
00:14:41,094 --> 00:14:43,796
- Is my mother gonna be okay?
- Oh yes, she's fine.
278
00:14:43,830 --> 00:14:46,331
- Probably indigestion.
- Oh, that's great.
279
00:14:46,365 --> 00:14:48,032
Thank you.
I was worried.
280
00:14:48,067 --> 00:14:50,001
Happy to help.
And if you need anything--
281
00:14:50,035 --> 00:14:53,503
heart related, scrabble
related or otherwise--
282
00:14:53,538 --> 00:14:56,339
just, uh...
283
00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:58,441
Okay.
284
00:15:09,785 --> 00:15:11,085
Damn, look at you.
285
00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:12,886
Like a diamond in the rough.
286
00:15:12,921 --> 00:15:15,221
What, I look different?
287
00:15:15,256 --> 00:15:17,357
You got one of them makeovers?
288
00:15:17,391 --> 00:15:19,892
Oh no.
Business has been good.
289
00:15:19,926 --> 00:15:21,860
We hit a sweet spot.
290
00:15:21,894 --> 00:15:23,728
So you gonna
get me out of here?
291
00:15:23,763 --> 00:15:25,463
Charlie, the last time
I saw you
292
00:15:25,498 --> 00:15:28,433
you told me to stop
wasting your time.
293
00:15:28,467 --> 00:15:30,801
You were hurt by that.
294
00:15:30,835 --> 00:15:33,973
You felt what?
Insulted?
295
00:15:34,007 --> 00:15:37,577
- Yeah.
- I'm sorry.
296
00:15:37,612 --> 00:15:41,314
But we shared a few
good moments, right?
297
00:15:41,348 --> 00:15:43,515
I mean we had a...
298
00:15:43,550 --> 00:15:45,250
a commonality.
299
00:15:45,284 --> 00:15:48,686
I gave you another perspective
on your field of work.
300
00:15:48,721 --> 00:15:51,121
Do you think I need you?
301
00:15:52,157 --> 00:15:55,658
Look, Tanya.
I need bail.
302
00:15:55,693 --> 00:15:58,360
- What's it gonna be?
- I don't know, Charlie.
303
00:15:58,394 --> 00:16:00,730
I'm gonna think about it.
304
00:16:00,764 --> 00:16:02,499
I'll get back to you.
305
00:16:02,533 --> 00:16:05,070
I've got business
to take care of.
306
00:16:05,104 --> 00:16:07,205
♪ If you want to stay ♪
307
00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:12,309
♪ you can takewhat you want to ♪
308
00:16:12,344 --> 00:16:13,944
♪ if you can ♪
309
00:16:13,979 --> 00:16:17,014
♪ make what you want of me ♪
310
00:16:17,048 --> 00:16:19,382
♪ make of me ♪
311
00:16:21,251 --> 00:16:25,687
♪ I dream of usin a land... ♪
312
00:16:26,822 --> 00:16:29,857
Uh, bushmills straight.
313
00:16:29,892 --> 00:16:34,095
♪ You've got a milliondollar stare ♪
314
00:16:34,129 --> 00:16:36,496
♪ that makes me... ♪
315
00:16:40,101 --> 00:16:42,235
Jason?
316
00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,006
Jason?
317
00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:50,241
- Hey.
- Hi.
318
00:16:50,276 --> 00:16:52,143
Christina won't be here today.
319
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:53,945
Oh, okay.
320
00:16:53,979 --> 00:16:56,213
I'm Tanya.
321
00:16:56,247 --> 00:16:58,715
Does that name
mean anything to you?
322
00:16:58,749 --> 00:17:00,182
Uh, I have a cousin
named Tanya.
323
00:17:00,216 --> 00:17:03,217
Yeah.
Is your cousin a pimp?
324
00:17:03,252 --> 00:17:05,687
I don't think so.
325
00:17:05,721 --> 00:17:08,755
Jason, look at me.
Do I look like some kind of
326
00:17:08,790 --> 00:17:12,324
sucker to you?
Like some kind of a patsy?
327
00:17:12,359 --> 00:17:14,526
Some kind of chump or fool?
328
00:17:14,561 --> 00:17:16,294
- No. No.
- No?
329
00:17:16,329 --> 00:17:17,996
'Cause why do you
treat me like one then?
330
00:17:18,030 --> 00:17:20,898
- Lenore sent you, right?
- Who's Lenore?
331
00:17:20,933 --> 00:17:23,466
Jason, Christina told me
332
00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:25,935
that you told her
Tanya sent you.
333
00:17:25,969 --> 00:17:29,137
Now I'm Tanya and I know
I didn't send you, so...
334
00:17:29,171 --> 00:17:31,139
My cousin Tanya
isn't as pretty as you.
335
00:17:31,173 --> 00:17:32,607
Oh my God.
All right.
336
00:17:32,641 --> 00:17:34,241
That kind of flattery
is not gonna work.
337
00:17:34,276 --> 00:17:37,277
I'm here because I know that
you have been specifically
338
00:17:37,312 --> 00:17:39,512
with Lenore
targeting my clients,
339
00:17:39,547 --> 00:17:41,581
clients that I worked
very hard to cultivate.
340
00:17:41,615 --> 00:17:44,850
- I'm telling you--
- I love that tattoo.
341
00:17:44,885 --> 00:17:48,220
A woman's wrist
is just so sexy.
342
00:17:48,254 --> 00:17:49,754
I need you to stop, okay?
343
00:17:49,789 --> 00:17:52,657
I need you to stop
stealing my clients.
344
00:17:52,691 --> 00:17:55,826
I've been very good to these
women and Lenore, she's a snake.
345
00:17:55,860 --> 00:17:58,595
You don't--
don't trust her.
346
00:17:58,629 --> 00:18:02,065
I'm sorry.
How can I make it up to you?
347
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:14,242
Partners-- one of us was there at 7:00.
348
00:18:14,276 --> 00:18:16,411
The other weaseled inat 6:00.
349
00:18:32,124 --> 00:18:33,891
Oh yeah.
350
00:18:33,925 --> 00:18:36,360
Yeah fuck.
351
00:18:36,394 --> 00:18:38,428
Yeah fuck!
Oh!
352
00:18:38,462 --> 00:18:41,897
God yeah!Fuck me!
353
00:18:41,932 --> 00:18:44,500
Yeah!
Fuck!
354
00:18:44,534 --> 00:18:47,736
Sweet. Sweet balls.
355
00:18:55,310 --> 00:18:57,310
Sweet balls.
356
00:19:05,484 --> 00:19:07,452
Ray, hi.
357
00:19:07,487 --> 00:19:10,621
- I got here early.
- I can see that, Tanya.
358
00:19:10,655 --> 00:19:12,422
Where's the guy?
359
00:19:12,457 --> 00:19:15,958
Um, you know what?
I-- it's all set.
360
00:19:15,993 --> 00:19:18,227
I-I took care of it.
361
00:19:18,262 --> 00:19:21,163
- Oh yeah?
- What?
362
00:19:21,198 --> 00:19:24,366
Did you just have sex
with that guy?
363
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,734
What are you talking about?
364
00:19:28,370 --> 00:19:30,804
You went behind my back
365
00:19:30,839 --> 00:19:33,240
when I specifically said
I want to deal with the guy
366
00:19:33,274 --> 00:19:36,009
and you fucked him?
367
00:19:36,043 --> 00:19:38,677
- Um...
- That's you being the captain?
368
00:19:38,712 --> 00:19:41,079
Look, what I did is I made
369
00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:44,181
a calculated business
decision for the two of us.
370
00:19:44,216 --> 00:19:46,650
- Oh, it was a, a business decision.
- Yes.
371
00:19:46,684 --> 00:19:48,452
Fucking a stranger
in a bathroom?
372
00:19:48,486 --> 00:19:51,654
You fuck strangers
all the time.
373
00:19:51,689 --> 00:19:53,422
That-- that's my job.
374
00:19:55,091 --> 00:19:56,925
- Oh, is that-- is that--
- No.
375
00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:59,594
- Hey, guy. Hey, fella.
- Ray, don't. Don't.
376
00:19:59,628 --> 00:20:01,728
- Come on, Ray. Ray!
- Hey.
377
00:20:01,763 --> 00:20:04,031
- Ray! Oh my God.
- Hey!
378
00:20:04,065 --> 00:20:07,232
- Okay, shit. Shit.
- Hey.
379
00:20:09,368 --> 00:20:12,003
Hey!
380
00:20:17,375 --> 00:20:19,809
Hey.
Hey, fella.
381
00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:22,578
Oh hey, man.
382
00:20:22,613 --> 00:20:24,780
- Do I know you?
- Don't play dumb.
383
00:20:24,815 --> 00:20:26,215
I'm Ray, you're Jason.
384
00:20:26,249 --> 00:20:29,918
Look, I don't know what Tanya
told you or Lenore told you
385
00:20:29,952 --> 00:20:32,453
or miss it's-always-
my-birthday told you,
386
00:20:32,487 --> 00:20:34,822
so I'm gonna tell you:
387
00:20:34,856 --> 00:20:36,490
Stay away from my clients.
388
00:20:36,524 --> 00:20:38,191
I didn't know
she was your client.
389
00:20:38,225 --> 00:20:40,326
Don't bullshit me.
You knew.
390
00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:42,528
No, I'm not.
I had no idea.
391
00:20:42,562 --> 00:20:44,396
But honestly, man,
392
00:20:44,430 --> 00:20:47,498
I don't think she
missed you that much.
393
00:20:47,533 --> 00:20:49,200
No offense.
394
00:20:49,234 --> 00:20:51,669
If you take one
of my clients again--
395
00:20:51,703 --> 00:20:53,604
I'm just trying
to make them happy.
396
00:20:53,672 --> 00:20:56,740
I think I made your pimp happy.
397
00:20:56,774 --> 00:20:58,609
- Hey!
- I don't want to fight you, man.
398
00:20:58,643 --> 00:21:00,911
- I don't want to hurt you.
- Hey, come here.
399
00:21:00,945 --> 00:21:03,213
Come here.
400
00:21:04,848 --> 00:21:07,684
Hey!
Hey!
401
00:21:16,794 --> 00:21:18,728
I didn't mind the running.
402
00:21:18,762 --> 00:21:21,698
It was the breathingthat was the problem.
403
00:21:21,733 --> 00:21:22,800
Aw, damn it.
404
00:21:29,838 --> 00:21:32,272
You okay?
405
00:21:37,077 --> 00:21:39,311
I can't believe
you slept with that guy.
406
00:21:40,713 --> 00:21:43,915
- He's like 12.
- He is not.
407
00:21:43,949 --> 00:21:46,250
He's at least 20-something.
408
00:21:52,857 --> 00:21:54,091
Why do you care so much?
409
00:21:54,125 --> 00:21:56,326
Because you shouldn't
have done it.
410
00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:58,828
- We're a team.
- Yeah, a team.
411
00:21:58,862 --> 00:22:01,430
But I'm not your backup.
412
00:22:05,101 --> 00:22:07,335
You know, sometimes I think
you underestimate
413
00:22:07,369 --> 00:22:09,203
just how valuable I am.
414
00:22:10,605 --> 00:22:12,372
Ow.
415
00:22:12,406 --> 00:22:14,373
You should get that looked at.
416
00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:18,176
It's a bruised rib, Tanya.
417
00:22:18,210 --> 00:22:20,678
I'm an athlete.
I've been through worse.
418
00:22:23,181 --> 00:22:25,482
What are we gonna do
about this punk?
419
00:22:27,018 --> 00:22:28,719
I don't know.
420
00:22:28,753 --> 00:22:31,722
Come on, broken windows.
421
00:22:31,756 --> 00:22:34,224
We gonna give it up to Lenore?
422
00:22:34,258 --> 00:22:37,160
- No.
- Hell no.
423
00:22:37,194 --> 00:22:39,995
Let's go get our client back.
424
00:22:46,769 --> 00:22:49,504
Oh my God.
Sorry. Sorry I'm late.
425
00:22:49,538 --> 00:22:51,005
Um, okay, where were we?
426
00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:53,607
Take your seats.
Let's see, was that the--
427
00:22:53,642 --> 00:22:56,410
Types of orgasm.
Types of orgasm, right?
428
00:22:56,445 --> 00:23:00,347
Um, you know, there are
more than you think, right?
429
00:23:00,381 --> 00:23:02,549
Uh, okay.
430
00:23:02,583 --> 00:23:03,950
Let's see.
431
00:23:03,985 --> 00:23:06,251
First we'll start with...
432
00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:10,187
Clitoral orgasm.
433
00:23:10,221 --> 00:23:12,255
Okay, so when--
434
00:23:12,290 --> 00:23:15,291
- Oh my God.
- Hi, Miss Skagle.
435
00:23:15,326 --> 00:23:18,561
- I'm one of your students.
- No.
436
00:23:18,595 --> 00:23:21,196
- No you're not.
- Yes I am.
437
00:23:21,230 --> 00:23:23,832
- I'm going to enroll.
- No.
438
00:23:23,866 --> 00:23:25,767
I've heard such great
things about this class.
439
00:23:25,801 --> 00:23:28,036
I've got my check
440
00:23:28,070 --> 00:23:32,573
and my class registration
form all ready to go.
441
00:23:32,608 --> 00:23:34,442
I need this class.
442
00:23:34,477 --> 00:23:37,512
I've had such a tough
couple of months
443
00:23:37,546 --> 00:23:40,147
and I've had several people
close to me betray me.
444
00:23:40,182 --> 00:23:44,217
And along the way I've lost
myself and my sexuality.
445
00:23:44,251 --> 00:23:47,286
I was hoping you could
help me reclaim it, Tanya.
446
00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:48,820
Right, okay.
447
00:23:48,855 --> 00:23:52,690
You and I, we'll go talk
about this in my office.
448
00:23:52,725 --> 00:23:55,626
And-- and, uh--
uh--
449
00:23:55,661 --> 00:23:57,762
So the green pamphlet
450
00:23:57,796 --> 00:24:00,064
on handjobs...
451
00:24:00,098 --> 00:24:03,534
You have no right to come
barging into my classroom,
452
00:24:03,569 --> 00:24:05,571
let alone hackinginto my email.
453
00:24:05,605 --> 00:24:08,040
- You've been stealing my clients.
- Your clients?
454
00:24:08,074 --> 00:24:10,107
If I remember correctly,
they are my clients.
455
00:24:10,142 --> 00:24:12,876
This center, selling lifestyle--
my idea.
456
00:24:12,910 --> 00:24:14,443
I am just taking back
what is mine.
457
00:24:14,478 --> 00:24:16,111
I am changing
my passwords, Lenore.
458
00:24:16,146 --> 00:24:18,747
You are not going to be able to
hack into my computer anymore.
459
00:24:18,781 --> 00:24:21,349
Oh really? Okay, let's see--
Christina Rutland,
460
00:24:21,384 --> 00:24:24,318
- Eloise Kuzenski...
- Wait, where did you get that information?
461
00:24:24,353 --> 00:24:26,053
- ...Caroline Powell.
- Where did you get that?
462
00:24:26,088 --> 00:24:28,122
Birthday girl was just a demo.
I want my clients,
463
00:24:28,156 --> 00:24:30,990
50% of your profits
and an apology.
464
00:24:31,025 --> 00:24:34,127
- Or what?
- Or I take it all.
465
00:24:35,028 --> 00:24:36,929
Hey!
466
00:24:36,963 --> 00:24:38,930
You want it?
Fish it out of the toilet.
467
00:24:38,965 --> 00:24:41,966
- What the fuck?
- That's right. Oh my God.
468
00:24:43,635 --> 00:24:45,502
- Toilet water. Toilet water.
- Ew!
469
00:24:45,537 --> 00:24:47,104
T-brain.
470
00:25:03,219 --> 00:25:05,452
Chapstick?
471
00:25:05,487 --> 00:25:07,120
Oh!
472
00:25:07,154 --> 00:25:10,089
- Ow.
- What are you gonna do now, Tanya?
473
00:25:10,123 --> 00:25:11,923
Throw a teabag at me?
474
00:25:11,958 --> 00:25:13,691
You're never gonna make it.
475
00:25:13,726 --> 00:25:17,161
Not in this business,
not in Detroit, not in life.
476
00:25:17,195 --> 00:25:19,696
You're a loser, Tanya.
477
00:25:19,730 --> 00:25:22,131
Once a loser, always a loser.
478
00:25:22,165 --> 00:25:24,600
You are a broken window.
479
00:25:39,683 --> 00:25:41,350
Whoa, okay, hi.
480
00:25:41,385 --> 00:25:43,552
Well, okay.
481
00:25:43,586 --> 00:25:47,722
Nobody said orgasmic living
was easy, ladies.
482
00:25:47,756 --> 00:25:50,091
So where were we?
483
00:25:50,125 --> 00:25:54,794
Miss Bernard will not be
attending class today.
484
00:25:54,829 --> 00:25:57,029
Okay.
485
00:26:02,135 --> 00:26:04,569
Vaginal.
486
00:26:10,942 --> 00:26:14,210
- Hey hey, man.
- Thanks.
487
00:26:15,379 --> 00:26:18,247
- Which one?
- Same.
488
00:26:21,684 --> 00:26:25,186
What's in the box?
489
00:26:25,221 --> 00:26:27,288
A bigger cake.
490
00:26:27,322 --> 00:26:30,591
She likes cake.
You think that's gonna do it?
491
00:26:30,625 --> 00:26:33,293
- Do what?
- Give you an edge.
492
00:26:33,327 --> 00:26:35,561
Bigger cake.
493
00:26:35,597 --> 00:26:37,296
Maybe.
494
00:26:37,331 --> 00:26:39,665
Oh.
495
00:26:39,699 --> 00:26:42,200
Why don't you just
go home, man?
496
00:26:42,235 --> 00:26:44,402
You know it's gonna be me.
497
00:26:49,073 --> 00:26:52,041
All right.
498
00:26:54,444 --> 00:26:55,444
What, just like that?
499
00:26:55,478 --> 00:26:58,980
Yeah, you want her,
you got her.
500
00:26:59,014 --> 00:27:01,248
Here, take the cake.
501
00:27:01,282 --> 00:27:02,949
All right.
Thank you.
502
00:27:02,984 --> 00:27:04,551
Mm-hmm.
503
00:27:05,420 --> 00:27:07,455
Ah.
504
00:27:07,489 --> 00:27:09,691
Ow, fuck.
505
00:27:09,726 --> 00:27:12,060
Oh come on, man.
Are you serious?
506
00:27:14,730 --> 00:27:17,297
She's expecting
me tonight, pal.
507
00:27:17,331 --> 00:27:19,999
And that's what she's
gonna get.
508
00:27:20,033 --> 00:27:22,167
Good luck.
509
00:27:26,004 --> 00:27:35,125
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510
00:27:35,245 --> 00:27:37,646
♪ We are on the street ♪
511
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:41,715
♪ we're out to get you,watch your back, boy ♪
512
00:27:41,750 --> 00:27:44,017
♪ we're on the floor ♪
513
00:27:44,052 --> 00:27:47,621
♪ you can't see us,you can't stop us ♪
514
00:27:47,655 --> 00:27:50,590
♪ even when we oh so sober,we like looking strange ♪
515
00:27:50,624 --> 00:27:53,992
♪ even though we don't complain, we won'tbe getting soft ♪
516
00:27:54,027 --> 00:27:57,428
♪ even though we oh so silly,we like looking strong ♪
517
00:27:59,363 --> 00:28:01,397
♪ hello ♪
518
00:28:02,599 --> 00:28:04,732
♪ hello ♪
519
00:28:05,701 --> 00:28:07,769
♪ hello ♪
520
00:28:15,945 --> 00:28:17,712
♪ rouse it up ♪
521
00:28:17,746 --> 00:28:19,112
♪ listen to me, stop ♪
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