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HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT
I WAS THINKING, HONEY?
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WE SHOULD HAVE
A LITTLE ROMANTIC GETAWAY
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THIS WEEKEND
JUST YOU AND ME.
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GUYS, PLEASE,
WE'RE TRYING TO EAT HERE.
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I THINK THAT SOUNDS FUN.
WHERE SHOULD WE GO?
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CASPER, WYOMING--
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THE MOST ROMANTIC CITY
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IN WYOMING.
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IS THE BUG CONVENTION
IN CASPER THIS YEAR?
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THE BUG CONVENTION?
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WELL, I'LL JUST CHECK
THE OLD CALENDAR.
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HA! NOW THAT
IS A COINCIDENCE.
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HEY, MOM,
I THINK YOU SHOULD GO.
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WHY? YOU PLANNING
TO THROW A PARTY
WHILE WE'RE GONE?
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- ( cell phone beeps )
- NOW THAT IS A COINCIDENCE.
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OH. WELL, PARTY'S OFF.
I'M NOT GOING.
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WHY NOT, MOM?
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BUG CONVENTION
SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF--
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I CAN'T EVEN
GET THROUGH IT.
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WHAT DO YOU EVEN DO
AT A BUG CONVENTION?
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NOTHING. IT'S JUST A
BUNCH OF EXTERMINATORS
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IN A CRAMPED CONFERENCE ROOM
TALKING ABOUT DEADLY GAS.
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AND THEN IT GETS BORING.
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FIRST OF ALL, HONEY,
WE ARE NOT A BUNCH.
WE ARE A SWARM.
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HUH?!
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WE GOT A LOT OF FUN
BUG-RELATED LINGO LIKE THAT,
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LIKE WE DON'T GET ROOMS,
WE NEST.
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WE DON'T DINE,
WE FEED.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M
SAYING THIS, BUT CAN
SOMEONE DRIVE ME TO SCHOOL?
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ALL RIGHT, GUYS,
YOU KNOW WHAT?
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PEST CONTROL IS WHAT
I DO FOR A LIVING.
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I KNOW IT JUST MAY BE RATS
AND ROACHES AND MAGGOTS TO YOU,
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BUT IT'S MY BREAD
AND BUTTER.
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AND I'M DONE
WITH MY BREAD AND BUTTER.
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( rock music playing )
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♪ TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST ♪
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♪ RUNNING LATE
AND DAD JOKES ♪
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♪ "HAS ANYBODY
SEEN MY LEFT SHOE?" ♪
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♪ I CLOSE MY EYES,
TAKE A BITE ♪
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♪ GRAB A RIDE,
LAUGH OUT LOUD ♪
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♪ THERE IT IS
UP ON THE ROOF ♪
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♪ I'VE BEEN THERE,
I SURVIVED ♪
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♪ SO JUST TAKE
MY ADVICE ♪
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♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY,
THINGS ARE CRAZY ♪
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♪ BUT I KNOW
YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT ♪
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♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY ♪
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♪ THERE'S NO MAYBE ♪
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♪ EVERYTHING
TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT ♪
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♪ SURE LIFE
IS UP AND DOWN ♪
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♪ BUT TRUST ME,
IT COMES BACK AROUND ♪
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♪ YOU'RE GONNA LOVE
WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE ♪
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♪ HANG IN THERE, BABY. ♪
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- HEY, MOM.
- HEY, HONEY.
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REMEMBER WHEN I WENT OFF
TO COLLEGE TO K.C.U.?
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KWIKKI CHIKKI UNIVERSITY,
SEMINAR.END TRAINING
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I REMEMBER IT WELL.
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WELL, BACK IN THOSE
CRAZY COLLEGE DAYS--
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THOSE TWO CRAZY
COLLEGE DAYS.
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I MET THIS GUY NAMED GRAVY
EVER IN TOWN,M IF HE WAS
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HE COULD STAY WITH US.
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AND I JUST FOUND OUT
HE'S MOVING TO DENVER,
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AND HE'S GONNA BE WORKING
AT KWIKKI CHIKKI.
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OKAY, I THINK I SEE
WHEN IS THIS HAPPENING?
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Man:
PARTY!
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RIGHT ABOUT NOW.
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P.J., I CAN'T BELIEVE
ON ME AT A TIME LIKE THIS.EST
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- GRAVY!
- P.J.!
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( gibberish )
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THAT WAS THE KWIKKI CHIKKI
HANDSHAKE.
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I WAS HOPING.
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DUDE, YOU DIDN'T TELL ME
YOUR SISTER WAS SO HOT.
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GRAVY, STAY AS LONG
AS YOU LIKE.
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SWEET CRIB!
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DUDE, I'M SO PSYCHED
YOU'RE HERE, DUDE.
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- THIS IS GONNA
BE A BLAST.
- EPIC!
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- JUST THINK OF ALL THOSE
WILD TIMES AT COLLEGE.
- YEAH.
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DUDE, REMEMBER THE TIME
THE GIRLS FROM HAMBURGER TECH
CAME AND PARTIED WITH US?
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YEAH YEAH!
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OR WHAT ABOUT THE TIME--
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I THINK THAT'S
THE ONLY STORY WE HAVE.
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HEY, MOM, LISTEN TO THIS.
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IT'S FROM THAT ADVICE
COLUMN "DEAR TAMMY."
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IT SAYS, "DEAR TAMMY,
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RECENTLY A CAR I OWNED
FOR 20 MINUTES
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WAS SADLY WRECKED.
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HOW DO I ASK MY PARENTS
FOR ANOTHER ONE?"
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- THAT'S ALMOST EXACTLY
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU.
- I KNOW.
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SO THEN
DEAR TAMMY REPLIED,
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"IF YOUR PARENTS LOVE YOU,
THEY WILL BUY YOU A NEW CAR
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AND BE GLAD THEY DID."
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- THAT IS SO STRANGE.
- YEAH.
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BECAUSE DEAR TAMMY PASSED
AWAY THREE YEARS AGO.
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WELL, THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD
ANSWER FOR A DEAD LADY, RIGHT?
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MOM, PLEASE, OWNING
THAT CAR WAS THE BEST
20 MINUTES OF MY LIFE.
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HONEY, IF IT WERE UP TO ME,
I'D BUY YOU A NEW CAR.
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THE PROBLEM IS YOUR FATHER.
HE'S BEEN ON A TEAR LATELY
ABOUT SAVING MONEY.
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WHAT IS WRONG
WITH HIM?
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HE'S ALWAYS SAVING
AND PLANNING FOR
THE FUTURE.
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WHAT DID GRANDMA
AND GRANDPA DO TO HIM?
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HOW BADLY DO YOU
WANT THIS CAR?
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- REALLY BADLY.
- SIT DOWN.
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TEDDY,
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YOUR FATHER
IS A SIMPLE MAN.
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- YES, I'M WITH YOU
SO FAR.
- OKAY.
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IF YOU WANT SOMETHING
FROM HIM,
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THEN YOU NEED TO DO
SOMETHING HE WANTS TO DO.
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THEN WHEN HE'S
IN HIS HAPPY PLACE,
JUST STRIKE LIKE A COBRA.
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OKAY, WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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THE BUG CONVENTION,
TEDDY--
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THE BUG CONVENTION.
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YOU GO THERE
WITH YOUR FATHER
AND HE WILL BE SO HAPPY...
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( snaps fingers )
HE WILL BUY YOU A CAR.
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PERFECT. I'LL GO
TO THE BUG CONVENTION.
HOW BAD COULD IT BE?
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YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
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I WENT TO ONE CONVENTION.
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I STILL HAVE THE DREAMS.
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HEY, GABE,
GUESS WHAT I GOT.
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LAST TIME WE PLAYED
THIS GAME, IT WAS LICE.
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MY MOM GAVE ME
THIS COOL NEW VIDEO CAMERA
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FOR GETTING CUT
FROM THE BASEBALL TEAM.
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HOW DOES GETTING CUT
FROM THE TEAM GET
YOU A CAMERA?
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SHE FELT BAD FOR ME,
AND MY DAD GAVE ME
A SKATEBOARD FOR TRYING OUT.
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I LOVE SPORTS.
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THIS IS PRETTY COOL.
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- WE SHOULD MAKE A MOVIE.
- YEAH.
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EW!
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THE CAMERA DOES
NOT LOVE YOU.
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BUT IT DOES LOVE ME.
SO I SHOULD BE THE STAR.
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DUDE, YOU'RE GETTING
MORE LIKE YOUR MOM
EVERY DAY.
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SO WHAT KIND OF MOVIE
SHOULD WE MAKE?
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00:07:03,023 --> 00:07:04,563
HOW ABOUT
A ROMANTIC COMEDY?
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00:07:04,555 --> 00:07:07,455
EVERYONE LOVES
A GOOD ROMCOM.
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I THOUGHT OF SOMETHING
WHILE YOU WERE TALKING.
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LET'S MAKE A MONSTER MOVIE.
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COOL, BUT WHERE ARE WE
GONNA FIND A SCARY MONSTER?
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- BOO!
- ( screams )
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I THINK WE FOUND
OUR MONSTER.
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DONE, DONE...
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AND NOT DONE.
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HOW ARE YOU DOING,
A. DUNC?
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A. DUNC?
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OH, YEAH. THAT'S MY
NEW NAME FOR YOU.
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AMY JUST WASN'T KIND OF
WORKING FOR ME.
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AREN'T YOU LOVING HIM?
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LOVING? NO NO.
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LIKING? NO.
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GETTING ON
MY VERY LAST NERVE?
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00:08:01,552 --> 00:08:03,612
DING DING DING!
WE HAVE A WINNER.
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00:08:11,592 --> 00:08:14,262
GRAVY HONEY, DID YOU
FORGET SOMETHING
IN THE KITCHEN?
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NO, I'M GOOD.
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I MEANT YOUR PANTS.
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YEAH, I KNOW.
I JUST LIKE TO TAKE
THOSE OFF WHEN I GET HOME.
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IT'S KIND OF
HOW I UNWIND.
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OKAY, LOOK, I GET IT
THAT YOU'RE TRYING
TO BE COMFORTABLE.
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THAT IS NOT HOW WE ROLL
IN THE DUNCAN HOUSE.
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DUDE, YOU'RE RIGHT.
THIS IS SO MUCH
MORE COMFORTABLE.
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HONEY, YOU'RE NOT
GONNA BELIEVE THIS.
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TEDDY WANTS TO GO
TO THE BUG CONVENTION
WITH ME.
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ARE WE GOING PANTSLESS NOW?
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THIS IS THE BEST
DAY EVER!
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"ATTACK
OF THE 50-FOOT BABY, "
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SCENE 1, TAKE 1.
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OKAY, YOU'RE
A MAD SCIENTIST.
ACTION!
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Now that I've finished
my super growth formula,
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00:09:03,143 --> 00:09:06,053
it's time to test it out
on an ordinary grape.
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Cut.
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Action.
( squeezes eyedropper )
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It works on fruit,
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00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:23,631
but what about
on human beings?
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I'll test it out myself.
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But first
let me check on my baby.
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Baby. Oh, baby!
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CHARLIE, COME HERE.
COME HERE.
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- CAN YOU GO DRINK
THE STUFF NOW?
- NO.
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IT'S JUST JUICE.
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AND CUT.
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00:09:45,856 --> 00:09:49,756
DUDE, WHAT'S
YOUR SISTER'S PROBLEM?
SHE'S GOTTA DRINK THE STUFF.
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SHE'S TWO.
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WHEN I WAS TWO,
I DRANK EVERYTHING.
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JUST LET ME TALK TO HER.
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CHARLIE SWEETHEART,
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00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,370
YOU'RE DOING GREAT.
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00:10:02,372 --> 00:10:06,242
THE PICTURE'S
GONNA LOOK TERRIFIC.
HERE'S THE THING.
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00:10:06,236 --> 00:10:08,676
WHEN WE SAY
DRINK THE STUFF,
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00:10:08,679 --> 00:10:10,609
YOU GOTTA DRINK
THE STUFF, OKAY?
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OKAY, GREAT.
HERE WE GO.
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ARE YOU READY TO--
JAKE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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WE NEED THAT
FOR THE MOVIE.
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00:10:17,387 --> 00:10:18,887
I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT.
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00:10:18,889 --> 00:10:21,349
I WANNA SEE IF IT
TURNS MY PEE BLUE.
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00:10:26,396 --> 00:10:29,026
P.J.!
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00:10:29,029 --> 00:10:30,659
HEY, MOM, WHAT'S UP?
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00:10:30,661 --> 00:10:32,101
WHAT'S UP?
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00:10:32,102 --> 00:10:34,772
LOOK AT WHAT GRAVY
HAS DONE TO THIS PLACE.
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00:10:34,765 --> 00:10:36,735
HEY, HE TIDIED UP.
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00:10:38,739 --> 00:10:39,669
I'VE HAD IT.
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00:10:39,670 --> 00:10:42,110
HE'S DISGUSTING.
HE'S A SLOB.
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00:10:42,112 --> 00:10:44,682
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.
I WANT HIM OUT.
199
00:10:44,675 --> 00:10:46,345
IS THIS ABOUT
THE ONION RING
IN THE TOILET?
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00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:48,416
'CAUSE HE NEEDS A TARGET.
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00:10:50,751 --> 00:10:53,121
EITHER YOU TELL HIM
BY THE END OF THE DAY
TOMORROW,
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00:10:53,123 --> 00:10:54,423
OR I DO IT.
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00:10:54,424 --> 00:10:56,764
BUT HE'S MY BEST FRIEND
FROM COLLEGE.
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00:10:56,757 --> 00:10:59,757
CHICKEN COLLEGE,
A TWO-DAY CHICKEN COLLEGE!
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00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:02,330
ALL RIGHT, OKAY.
206
00:11:02,332 --> 00:11:04,772
BUT THIS HAS TO BE
DONE THE RIGHT WAY
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00:11:04,765 --> 00:11:07,365
'CAUSE GRAVY'S ACTUALLY
REALLY SENSITIVE.
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00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:09,037
ALL RIGHT, BAD NEWS,
GUYS.
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00:11:09,039 --> 00:11:12,699
I JUST DRANK A GALLON
OF WATER AND WE ARE
OUT OF ONION RINGS.
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00:11:19,750 --> 00:11:22,710
( sighs )
CASPER, WYOMING,
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BUG CONVENTION,
GUYS IN OVERALLS.
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00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,188
YOU TALK NOW.
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00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:32,990
HEY, HORS D'OEUVRES.
HELP YOURSELF, HONEY.
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00:11:32,993 --> 00:11:35,033
OKAY.
215
00:11:36,226 --> 00:11:38,926
THIS IS GOOD.
IT'S CRUNCHY.
216
00:11:38,929 --> 00:11:40,199
FREEZE-DRIED ANTS.
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00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,700
( gags )
218
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:45,181
ALL THE FOOD HERE
IS INSECT-BASED.
ISN'T THAT FUN?
219
00:11:48,739 --> 00:11:51,239
- BOB.
- MURRAY.
220
00:11:51,241 --> 00:11:54,281
HEY, I WOULD LIKE
TO INTRODUCE YOU
TO MY DAUGHTER TEDDY.
221
00:11:54,284 --> 00:11:57,224
HI.
HEY, DAD, DO I HAVE
ANY LEGS IN MY TEETH?
222
00:11:58,248 --> 00:12:00,818
SHE'S A CHARMER.
223
00:12:02,252 --> 00:12:04,802
SO, BOB, YOU GONNA
POP BY MY SPEECH?
224
00:12:04,795 --> 00:12:07,195
KEYNOTE ADDRESS,
WHATEVER.
225
00:12:07,197 --> 00:12:10,427
YEAH, I GOT A NEW WAY
TO KILL TERMITES--
226
00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:11,800
THE MURRAY METHOD.
227
00:12:11,802 --> 00:12:14,972
WELL, ACTUALLY, MURRAY,
I'M GOING ON RIGHT
AFTER YOU.
228
00:12:14,965 --> 00:12:17,835
YEAH, I GOT MY OWN NEW
METHOD OF KILLING TERMITES--
229
00:12:17,838 --> 00:12:20,038
THE SLAM DUNC.
230
00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:22,010
I DON'T GET IT.
231
00:12:22,012 --> 00:12:24,982
BOB DUNCAN.
232
00:12:24,975 --> 00:12:26,845
DUNC. SLAM DUNC.
233
00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:30,117
OOH, I SEE
BECAUSE-- NO.
234
00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:34,122
WELL, I'M SURE
IT WILL BE VERY CLEAR
235
00:12:34,124 --> 00:12:36,134
AFTER THE PRESENTATION.
236
00:12:36,126 --> 00:12:38,856
I'VE SEEN YOUR
PRESENTATIONS,
DUNCAN.
237
00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:42,859
THEY LACK PIZZAZZ.
NO VISUAL AIDS.
THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM.
238
00:12:43,794 --> 00:12:45,804
PASS.
239
00:12:47,237 --> 00:12:49,297
MAN, I HATE THAT MURRAY.
240
00:12:49,299 --> 00:12:50,999
BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT?
HERE'S WHAT HE DOESN'T KNOW.
241
00:12:51,001 --> 00:12:53,771
THIS YEAR I HAVE
A VISUAL AID THAT IS
GOING TO BLOW THE ROOF
242
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:56,513
OFF THIS PLACE,
THANKS TO YOU, HONEY.
243
00:12:56,506 --> 00:13:00,246
OR SHOULD I SAY
244
00:13:00,250 --> 00:13:02,550
TERMITE QUEEN?
245
00:13:02,552 --> 00:13:05,092
- WHAT?
- YEAH!
246
00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:07,785
YOU'RE GONNA BE ONSTAGE
WITH ME THIS YEAR
247
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:11,487
PLAYING THE DISGUSTINGLY
HUGE SUPREME MONARCH OF
THE TERMITE COLONY.
248
00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:14,161
BUT-- BUT--
249
00:13:17,527 --> 00:13:19,527
( horn honks )
250
00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:23,502
OKAY.
251
00:13:30,941 --> 00:13:32,981
( TV playing )
252
00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:36,154
HEY, GRAVY.
253
00:13:36,146 --> 00:13:39,446
CAN I TALK
TO YOU FOR A SEC?
IT'S KIND OF IMPORTANT.
254
00:13:39,449 --> 00:13:41,319
OF COURSE.
YOU CAN TELL ME ANYTHING.
255
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,991
YOU WERE MY BEST BUDDY
AT KWIKKI CHIKKI.
256
00:13:43,994 --> 00:13:46,204
I WOULD DO ANYTHING
FOR YOU.
257
00:13:46,196 --> 00:13:49,826
I WOULD EVEN EAT
OUR CHICKEN FOR YOU.
258
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:53,099
I WOULD NEVER ASK
YOU TO DO THAT.
259
00:13:53,103 --> 00:13:55,213
YEAH.
260
00:13:55,205 --> 00:13:58,535
BUT THE THING IS
IT'S BEEN SUPER GREAT
HAVING YOU HERE.
261
00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:00,138
YEAH. YEAH.
262
00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:03,470
BUT-- YEAH.
263
00:14:03,473 --> 00:14:05,183
WOW, THIS IS HARD.
264
00:14:05,175 --> 00:14:09,015
ACTUALLY, THERE WAS
SOMETHING I WANTED
TO TELL YOU.
265
00:14:10,220 --> 00:14:13,320
A. DUNC KEEPS
REARRANGING MY ROOM.
266
00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:17,494
NOT COOL, ALL RIGHT?
TALK TO HER FOR ME?
267
00:14:19,129 --> 00:14:20,959
DUDE, I'VE BEEN HOME
FOR LIKE AN HOUR.
268
00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:22,961
WHAT AM I STILL DOING
WITH MY PANTS ON?
269
00:14:31,041 --> 00:14:32,341
THE MURRAY METHOD,
270
00:14:32,342 --> 00:14:35,112
A SAFE NON-TOXIC ELIXIR
FOR KILLING TERMITES,
271
00:14:35,105 --> 00:14:37,905
DERIVED FROM
THE COMMON ORANGE.
272
00:14:37,908 --> 00:14:39,578
TRY THE MURRAY METHOD
AND YOU'LL SAY,
273
00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:42,309
"ORANGE YOU GLAD
YOU'RE NOT A TERMITE?"
274
00:14:48,118 --> 00:14:50,318
TRY AND TOP THAT, DUNCAN.
275
00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:52,320
GO SQUEEZE YOURSELF.
276
00:14:54,224 --> 00:14:56,234
HEY, EVERYBODY,
277
00:14:56,226 --> 00:14:59,096
I AM BOB DUNCAN
OF BOB'S BUGS BE GONE.
278
00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:02,069
NOW SURE, YES,
YOU CAN PAY MURRAY
279
00:15:02,072 --> 00:15:05,312
TO GO AND SPRAY
ORANGE JUICE ALL
OVER YOUR HOUSE
280
00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:09,305
OR YOU CAN ATTACK
281
00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:11,309
THE PROBLEM AT ITS SOURCE.
282
00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:14,241
AND WHAT IS THAT SOURCE?
283
00:15:14,244 --> 00:15:16,194
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
284
00:15:16,186 --> 00:15:18,446
I GIVE YOU
285
00:15:18,448 --> 00:15:20,648
THE TERMITE QUEEN!
286
00:15:24,154 --> 00:15:26,304
( hisses )
287
00:15:26,296 --> 00:15:28,496
GONNA GET A CAR.
GONNA GET A CAR.
288
00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:33,060
THE TERMITE QUEEN,
289
00:15:33,063 --> 00:15:36,113
THE GRAND ROYAL MAMA
OF THE COLONY,
290
00:15:36,106 --> 00:15:38,936
HER ONLY JOB:
PUMPING OUT TERMITE EGGS
291
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,138
AROUND THE CLOCK.
292
00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:46,523
BEHOLD TERMITE EGGS,
293
00:15:46,516 --> 00:15:50,176
30,000 EVERY SINGLE DAY.
294
00:15:51,281 --> 00:15:53,321
GO, MY BABIES, GO.
295
00:15:53,323 --> 00:15:56,393
EAT WOOD
AND DESTROY SIDING.
296
00:15:56,386 --> 00:16:00,056
RELAX, EVERYBODY, RELAX.
KEEP YOUR SEATS.
297
00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:01,360
THERE IS A SOLUTION.
298
00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:04,031
HERE, YOUR MAJESTY,
299
00:16:04,034 --> 00:16:06,244
TRY THE SLAM DUNC.
300
00:16:06,236 --> 00:16:09,236
- HA!
- ( screaming )
301
00:16:09,239 --> 00:16:12,299
CURSE YOU,
SLAM DUNC METHOD.
302
00:16:12,302 --> 00:16:15,312
I'M RENDERED USELESS.
DO YOU HEAR ME?
USELESS.
303
00:16:15,305 --> 00:16:18,275
OH, WHAT A WORLD.
304
00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:21,708
WHAT A WORLD.
( groans )
305
00:16:23,713 --> 00:16:25,523
CAR.
306
00:16:30,260 --> 00:16:34,260
OKAY, YOU'RE A 50-FOOT
BABY ABOUT TO DESTROY
THE ENTIRE CITY.
307
00:16:34,264 --> 00:16:35,774
ACTION.
308
00:16:38,568 --> 00:16:40,268
CUT!
309
00:16:40,270 --> 00:16:42,400
WHAT DO YOU
WANT ME TO DO?
310
00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:45,442
DUDE, WE'RE NEVER
GONNA FINISH THIS MOVIE
IF SHE KEEPS RUNNING OFF.
311
00:16:45,435 --> 00:16:48,035
HOW DO WE SOLVE THAT?
GLUE HER SHOES
TO THE FLOOR?
312
00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:58,485
OKAY, THESE PUPPIES
AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE.
313
00:16:58,488 --> 00:17:00,188
Amy:
CHARLIE.
314
00:17:00,190 --> 00:17:01,290
DUDE, YOUR MOM.
315
00:17:01,291 --> 00:17:05,331
THERE YOU ARE.
WHAT ARE YOU BOYS DOING?
316
00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:08,355
NOT GLUING SHOES
TO THE FLOOR.
THAT'S FOR SURE.
317
00:17:13,503 --> 00:17:14,763
GABRIEL DUNCAN!
318
00:17:14,764 --> 00:17:17,414
SHE WOULDN'T DO
WHAT WE WANTED.
319
00:17:17,407 --> 00:17:19,507
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.
EVERY TIME YOU ASK
TO WATCH CHARLIE,
320
00:17:19,509 --> 00:17:23,309
- IT'S BECAUSE YOU WANNA
GLUE HER TO SOMETHING.
- MOM.
321
00:17:23,313 --> 00:17:26,353
SORRY, BOYS,
THE KID'S OUT OF THE PICTURE.
322
00:17:27,377 --> 00:17:28,747
MOM, WE'RE NOT DONE YET.
323
00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:30,448
NOW WHAT ARE WE
GONNA DO?
324
00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:34,150
WE GOT A MONSTER MOVIE
WITH NO MONSTER.
325
00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:36,164
UNLESS...
326
00:17:39,229 --> 00:17:41,759
NOW RAIN DOWN
SOME TERROR.
327
00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:43,731
( growling )
328
00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:52,369
WELCOME TO KWIKKI CHIKKI.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY
OUR NEW BATTER BALLS?
329
00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:54,742
- P.J.:No.
- GOOD CALL.
330
00:17:54,744 --> 00:17:57,414
I will have
the Kwikki Combo #3
331
00:17:57,407 --> 00:18:00,307
with cole slaw,
curly fries
332
00:18:00,310 --> 00:18:04,080
and you have to move out
by tomorrow.
333
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,793
P.J., IS THAT YOU?
334
00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:07,585
Yeah, it's me.
335
00:18:11,621 --> 00:18:13,691
I COULDN'T DO THIS
FACE TO FACE,
336
00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:17,473
SO I THOUGHT I'D DO IT
FACE TO BEAK.
337
00:18:19,169 --> 00:18:22,299
LOOK, GRAVY,
I LOVE YOU LIKE A BROTHER,
338
00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:26,282
BUT YOU'RE KIND
OF MESSY AND YOU'RE
DRIVING MY MOM NUTS,
339
00:18:26,276 --> 00:18:28,276
AND YOU GOTTA GO.
340
00:18:29,409 --> 00:18:31,679
OH, AND I'LL HAVE
A CHOCOLATE MILK SHAKE.
341
00:18:36,586 --> 00:18:39,216
TALK TO ME, MAN, COME ON.
YOU THERE?
342
00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:40,549
- ( horn honks )
- HEY, DO YOU MIND?
343
00:18:40,550 --> 00:18:42,590
I'M HAVING
A MOMENT HERE.
344
00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:46,363
GRAVY, COME ON.
DUDE, TALK TO ME.
345
00:18:46,356 --> 00:18:48,126
P.J., I'LL FIND
ANOTHER PLACE TO STAY.
346
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,827
IT'S NO BIGGIE.
347
00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:53,400
OH, AND THAT'LL BE $4.95
AT THE SECOND WINDOW.
348
00:18:53,403 --> 00:18:55,613
I'M SORRY, MAN.
349
00:18:55,605 --> 00:18:58,505
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
350
00:18:58,508 --> 00:19:00,468
YOU'RE MY BUDDY.
351
00:19:00,470 --> 00:19:02,440
THE FACT THAT IT WAS
SO HARD FOR YOU TO
SAY THIS TO ME,
352
00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:04,442
I MEAN, IT MEANS A LOT.
353
00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:06,384
SO WE GOOD?
354
00:19:06,376 --> 00:19:09,176
YOU WANNA FLAP IT OUT?
355
00:19:09,179 --> 00:19:10,849
YEAH.
356
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:12,880
( gibberish )
357
00:19:20,930 --> 00:19:22,590
( laughing )
358
00:19:22,592 --> 00:19:25,502
DAD, BEFORE WE GO IN,
THERE'S SOMETHING I WANTED
TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.
359
00:19:25,495 --> 00:19:28,535
- WHAT'S THAT, HONEY?
- FIRST, ARE YOU HAPPY?
360
00:19:28,538 --> 00:19:30,538
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
361
00:19:30,540 --> 00:19:32,440
I'M OVER THE MOON.
362
00:19:32,442 --> 00:19:34,372
THAT WAS THE BEST
BUG CONVENTION EVER.
363
00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:37,554
GREAT, GREAT,
'CAUSE THERE'S SOMETHING
THAT I WANTED TO ASK YOU.
364
00:19:37,547 --> 00:19:40,177
ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
BEFORE YOU DO, THERE'S
SOMETHING I WANNA SAY.
365
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,449
( sighs )
366
00:19:41,451 --> 00:19:43,451
YOU KNOW,
SOMETIMES I JUST FEEL
367
00:19:43,453 --> 00:19:46,393
LIKE YOU KIDS ARE
GROWING UP SO FAST THAT--
368
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,487
THAT YOU JUST DON'T
HAVE TIME FOR YOUR
OLD MAN.
369
00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:51,720
YOU KNOW?
370
00:19:51,721 --> 00:19:54,621
SO WHEN YOU ASKED
TO COME WITH ME
THIS WEEKEND,
371
00:19:54,624 --> 00:19:59,274
HONEY, YOU MADE ME
FEEL SO GREAT.
372
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:03,230
THANK YOU.
373
00:20:03,233 --> 00:20:05,413
( kisses )
374
00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:08,235
AND I LOVE YOU
VERY VERY MUCH.
375
00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:13,512
I'M SORRY.
WHAT DID YOU
WANNA ASK ME?
376
00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:17,523
OH, I JUST WANTED
TO SAY...
377
00:20:19,689 --> 00:20:21,589
I LOVE YOU TOO, DAD.
378
00:20:21,591 --> 00:20:23,591
LOVE YOU TOO.
379
00:20:26,556 --> 00:20:29,756
- HEY.
- HEY, THERE'S
MY LITTLE BUGABOOS.
380
00:20:29,759 --> 00:20:32,859
- HOW WAS THE CONVENTION?
- THE BEST EVER.
381
00:20:32,862 --> 00:20:34,862
Bob:
HEY, TEDDY,
TELL HER ALL ABOUT IT.
382
00:20:34,864 --> 00:20:36,714
OKEYDOKEY.
383
00:20:36,706 --> 00:20:38,936
HE LOOKS PRETTY HAPPY.
WHAT KIND OF CAR
YOU GETTING?
384
00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:40,938
I COULDN'T DO IT.
385
00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:43,440
WHAT?
386
00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:45,583
YOU GOT HIM ALL
HAPPIED UP FOR NOTHING?
387
00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:50,617
LOOKS LIKE MAMA'S GETTING
A NEW PAIR OF SHOES.
388
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:54,021
OH, BOB HONEY.
389
00:21:00,490 --> 00:21:02,260
Hey, Charlie.
390
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,931
Well, I did the right thing--
went with Dad to the bug
convention,
391
00:21:04,934 --> 00:21:07,274
made him real happy.
392
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,436
Unfortunately,
so happy
393
00:21:09,439 --> 00:21:11,499
he invited me
to go again next year.
394
00:21:15,545 --> 00:21:17,575
I'm gonna be a mosquito.
395
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,280
- What are you doing?
- Just measuring your wingspan.
396
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:26,492
- Oh.
- We're gonna be selling
the Duncan Zapper.
397
00:21:26,486 --> 00:21:30,656
Oh, zapper!
398
00:21:30,660 --> 00:21:33,020
Sounds painful.
399
00:21:33,022 --> 00:21:35,932
Now someday
you're gonna be going
to these bug conventions.
400
00:21:35,925 --> 00:21:38,565
Yeah.
Good luck, Charlie.
401
00:21:45,605 --> 00:21:46,735
( sighs )
Okay.
402
00:21:46,736 --> 00:21:49,836
"Attack
of the 50-Foot Baby,"
scene 1, take 1.
403
00:21:53,943 --> 00:21:56,853
"Attack
of the 50-Foot Baby,"
404
00:21:56,846 --> 00:21:59,716
scene 1, take 1.
405
00:21:59,719 --> 00:22:03,589
Jake:OKAY, YOU'RE
AND ACTION.TIST.
406
00:22:07,427 --> 00:22:09,827
Now that I've finished
my super growth formula,
407
00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:12,829
it's time to test it out
on an ordinary grape.
408
00:22:15,735 --> 00:22:17,935
It works!
409
00:22:17,937 --> 00:22:20,637
Jake:
IT'S A RUBBER DUCKY.
410
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:22,710
Well, if somebody hadn't
eaten the watermelon,
411
00:22:22,712 --> 00:22:25,922
I wouldn't have
to improvise.
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