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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,078 --> 00:00:12,308 P.J., I'VE GOT GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS. 2 00:00:12,346 --> 00:00:14,316 OKAY, WHAT'S THE BAD NEWS? 3 00:00:14,348 --> 00:00:18,088 - IT'S TIME FOR THE ANNUAL FISHING TRIP WITH DAD. - WHAT'S THE GOOD NEWS? 4 00:00:18,119 --> 00:00:21,089 - IT'S YOUR TURN TO GO. - WHAT? HOLD ON! 5 00:00:21,122 --> 00:00:23,162 I WENT LAST YEAR. IT'S YOUR TURN TO GO. 6 00:00:23,191 --> 00:00:26,261 YEAH, BUT WHEN YOU'RE OUT OF THE HOUSE, I'LL BE THE ONE GOING EVERY YEAR. 7 00:00:26,294 --> 00:00:30,134 COME ON, EVERYONE KNOWS I'M NEVER LEAVING. 8 00:00:30,164 --> 00:00:33,334 JUST CAN'T HEAR THAT SAME STUPID JOKE DAD TELLS EVERY YEAR. 9 00:00:33,367 --> 00:00:35,237 YOU MEAN THE ONE WHERE HE PASSES GAS 10 00:00:35,269 --> 00:00:39,239 AND GOES, "HEY, I DIDN'T KNOW THIS WAS A MOTORBOAT"? 11 00:00:39,273 --> 00:00:43,143 HEY, BOYS, WHO WANTS TO GO FISHING WITH DAD? 12 00:00:43,177 --> 00:00:45,107 - HE DOES. - HE DOES. 13 00:00:45,146 --> 00:00:47,216 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU CAN QUIT YOUR ARGUING. 14 00:00:47,248 --> 00:00:50,218 'CAUSE THIS YEAR I RENTED A BIGGER BOAT. YOU BOTH GET TO GO. 15 00:00:50,251 --> 00:00:51,391 - YAY. - YAY. 16 00:00:53,454 --> 00:00:56,364 I JUST HOPE IT AIN'T A MOTORBOAT. 17 00:00:58,392 --> 00:01:00,432 ( rock music playing ) 18 00:01:00,461 --> 00:01:03,401 * TODAY'S ALL BURNT TOAST 19 00:01:03,431 --> 00:01:05,371 * RUNNING LATE AND DAD JOKES * 20 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:08,299 * "HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LEFT SHOE?" * 21 00:01:08,336 --> 00:01:10,266 * I CLOSE MY EYES, TAKE A BITE * 22 00:01:10,304 --> 00:01:12,144 * GRAB A RIDE, LAUGH OUT LOUD * 23 00:01:12,173 --> 00:01:14,183 * THERE IT IS UP ON THE ROOF * 24 00:01:15,309 --> 00:01:18,309 * I'VE BEEN THERE, I SURVIVED * 25 00:01:18,346 --> 00:01:21,376 * SO JUST TAKE MY ADVICE * 26 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:25,285 * HANG IN THERE, BABY, THINGS ARE CRAZY * 27 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:28,259 * BUT I KNOW YOUR FUTURE'S BRIGHT * 28 00:01:28,289 --> 00:01:30,189 * HANG IN THERE, BABY 29 00:01:30,224 --> 00:01:31,394 * THERE'S NO MAYBE 30 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:34,395 * EVERYTHING TURNS OUT ALL RIGHT * 31 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:36,428 * SURE LIFE IS UP AND DOWN * 32 00:01:36,464 --> 00:01:40,404 * BUT TRUST ME, IT COMES BACK AROUND * 33 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:44,444 * YOU'RE GONNA LOVE WHO YOU TURN OUT TO BE * 34 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:48,409 * HANG IN THERE, BABY. 35 00:01:58,186 --> 00:02:00,886 ( cell phone beeps ) 36 00:02:00,921 --> 00:02:03,291 "WHAT DID YOU GET FOR NUMBER FOUR?" 37 00:02:03,324 --> 00:02:05,294 WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST LOOK AT MY PAPER? 38 00:02:05,326 --> 00:02:07,226 THAT WOULD BE CHEATING. 39 00:02:07,261 --> 00:02:10,331 IF I TEXT, IT'S JUST FRIENDS HANGING OUT. 40 00:02:12,233 --> 00:02:15,903 YOU SPENT THE WHOLE WEEKEND WITH HER, HARRY. 41 00:02:15,936 --> 00:02:18,906 - SHOULD I LEAVE? FIGHT ALL THE TIME.HIS 42 00:02:18,939 --> 00:02:21,179 YOU SHOULD BE HOME WITH YOUR WIFE. 43 00:02:21,209 --> 00:02:23,909 NOT OUT THERE WITH YOUR HANDS ALL OVER HER. 44 00:02:23,944 --> 00:02:25,314 HER NAME IS GRACIE. 45 00:02:25,346 --> 00:02:27,316 I'M SORRY. AND LISTEN TO THIS.RE 46 00:02:27,348 --> 00:02:29,348 YOU TWO NEED TO WORK THIS OUT. 47 00:02:29,383 --> 00:02:31,293 NOW WHOEVER THIS GRACIE IS-- 48 00:02:31,319 --> 00:02:33,149 - SHE'S A CAR. - SHE'S A CAR. 49 00:02:34,222 --> 00:02:37,192 OF COURSE SHE'S A CAR. 50 00:02:38,259 --> 00:02:39,729 I'M SO GLAD I COULD HELP. 51 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:41,330 SHE'S AN OLD CAR 52 00:02:41,362 --> 00:02:44,232 THAT'S TAKING MY SPOT IN THE GARAGE. 53 00:02:44,265 --> 00:02:46,225 WHEN ARE YOU GONNA GET RID OF THAT THING? 54 00:02:46,267 --> 00:02:48,937 I AM NOT SELLING MY BABY TO SOME STRANGER. 55 00:02:48,969 --> 00:02:52,209 ACTUALLY, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT BUYING A CAR. 56 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:53,740 DO YOU HEAR THAT, HARRY? 57 00:02:53,774 --> 00:02:56,344 I DON'T KNOW HER THAT WELL. 58 00:02:56,377 --> 00:02:59,947 OH, COME ON, SHE'S PRACTICALLY FAMILY. 59 00:02:59,980 --> 00:03:01,380 WELL... 60 00:03:01,415 --> 00:03:04,285 I GUESS I COULD CONSIDER IT. 61 00:03:04,318 --> 00:03:06,748 - TEDDY, WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET GRACE? - SURE. 62 00:03:06,787 --> 00:03:09,787 I'LL TAKE YOU RIGHT OUT AS SOON AS YOU WASH YOUR HANDS. 63 00:03:17,798 --> 00:03:19,998 TOMORROW IS GONNA BE SUCH A TOUGH DAY. 64 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:22,243 IT SURE IS. 65 00:03:22,270 --> 00:03:25,410 YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TOMORROW IS, DO YOU? 66 00:03:25,439 --> 00:03:27,439 NO, MA'AM, I DO NOT. 67 00:03:29,810 --> 00:03:31,780 IT'S CHARLIE'S FIRST DAY OF PRESCHOOL. 68 00:03:31,812 --> 00:03:34,352 AND I'M NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO IT BECAUSE SHE'S GONNA BE CRYING AND SCREAMING 69 00:03:34,382 --> 00:03:36,322 AND GRABBING ONTO MY LEGS LIKE ALL THE KIDS DID. 70 00:03:36,350 --> 00:03:38,790 HONEY, IF YOU WANT, I'LL TAKE HER. 71 00:03:38,819 --> 00:03:41,019 AND MISS ALL THAT? ARE YOU CRAZY? 72 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:44,394 HEY, MOM, DAD, CAN I TALK TO YOU GUYS FOR A SEC? 73 00:03:44,425 --> 00:03:46,285 SURE, HONEY, WHAT'S UP? 74 00:03:46,327 --> 00:03:50,257 OKAY, SO IVY'S DAD HAS OFFERED TO SELL ME HIS CAR. 75 00:03:50,298 --> 00:03:52,428 AND I'D LIKE TO ASK FOR YOU GUYS TO LOAN ME THE MONEY. 76 00:03:52,466 --> 00:03:54,336 - SURE. - NOW BEFORE YOU SAY NO, 77 00:03:54,368 --> 00:03:57,338 I MADE THIS PRESENTATION AND-- WAIT. WHAT? 78 00:03:58,439 --> 00:04:01,309 - WE SAID OKAY. - ( Teddy stammers ) 79 00:04:01,342 --> 00:04:04,412 'CAUSE THE THING IS, I SPENT A LOT OF TIME PUTTING THIS PRESENTATION TOGETHER 80 00:04:04,445 --> 00:04:08,315 SO I'D REALLY LIKE TO PRESENT IT. 81 00:04:08,349 --> 00:04:10,379 GOODNESS GRACIOUS, 82 00:04:10,418 --> 00:04:13,418 - THERE'S LOTS OF GRAPHS AND CHARTS. - YES. 83 00:04:13,454 --> 00:04:16,064 I'LL GIVE YOU AN EXTRA 50 BUCKS IF WE CAN LEAVE NOW. 84 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:19,259 THAT CONCLUDES OUR PRESENTATION. OKAY. 85 00:04:25,065 --> 00:04:27,365 OKAY, HERE WE GO. 86 00:04:28,869 --> 00:04:30,839 IT'S THE FIRST DAY. 87 00:04:30,871 --> 00:04:33,411 IT'S NOT GONNA BE PRETTY. 88 00:04:33,441 --> 00:04:36,081 OKAY, NOW... 89 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:39,479 MOMMY NEEDS YOU TO BE BRAVE, OKAY? 90 00:04:39,513 --> 00:04:42,323 AND I PROMISE I'M GONNA COME BACK REAL SOON TO PICK YOU UP, 91 00:04:42,350 --> 00:04:43,320 - OKAY? - OKAY. 92 00:04:43,351 --> 00:04:45,321 BIG HUGS. 93 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:52,093 THAT WAS EASY. 94 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:54,325 ( laughs ) 95 00:04:54,362 --> 00:04:56,502 I'M SO HAPPY THAT WAS SO EASY. 96 00:05:06,374 --> 00:05:10,344 - WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? - SPRAINED MY ARM SO I CAN'T GO FISHING. 97 00:05:10,378 --> 00:05:11,478 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 98 00:05:11,512 --> 00:05:14,422 SPRAINED MY EYE. 99 00:05:16,484 --> 00:05:18,524 - AW, FORGET IT. - THIS ISN'T GONNA WORK. 100 00:05:18,552 --> 00:05:20,392 WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO GO FISHING? 101 00:05:20,421 --> 00:05:22,491 WHY CAN'T DAD GO WITH ONE OF HIS FRIENDS? 102 00:05:22,523 --> 00:05:24,393 WAIT A MINUTE. 103 00:05:24,425 --> 00:05:26,355 YOU JUST SAID SOMETHING REALLY INTERESTING. 104 00:05:26,394 --> 00:05:29,404 I DID? OH SHOOT. NOW I WISH I HAD BEEN LISTENING. 105 00:05:29,430 --> 00:05:32,370 IF WE CAN GET DAD TO TAKE SOME OF HIS FRIENDS FISHING, 106 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:34,440 THEN WE DON'T HAVE TO GO. 107 00:05:34,468 --> 00:05:37,368 YOU'RE RIGHT. OKAY, WHO ARE DAD'S FRIENDS? 108 00:05:37,405 --> 00:05:39,505 UM... 109 00:05:39,540 --> 00:05:41,540 HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY. 110 00:05:44,144 --> 00:05:45,584 - ARE YOU SURE? - THINK ABOUT IT. 111 00:05:45,613 --> 00:05:48,923 HAVE YOU EVER ANSWERED THE DOOR AND SAID, "DAD, YOUR FRIENDS ARE HERE?" 112 00:05:48,949 --> 00:05:51,549 SO ALL WE GOTTA DO IS FIND DAD A FRIEND. 113 00:05:51,585 --> 00:05:53,415 YOU MEAN LIKE FIX HIM UP? 114 00:05:53,454 --> 00:05:57,434 THAT'S RIGHT. WE GOTTA GET DAD A DUDE. 115 00:06:03,597 --> 00:06:05,967 WELL... 116 00:06:07,535 --> 00:06:09,495 I GUESS THIS IS GOODBYE. 117 00:06:09,537 --> 00:06:11,437 MR. WENTZ, 118 00:06:11,472 --> 00:06:13,572 WOULD YOU LIKE A MOMENT ALONE? 119 00:06:13,607 --> 00:06:15,577 HE SLEPT IN THE BACK SEAT LAST NIGHT. 120 00:06:15,609 --> 00:06:19,449 I JUST WANNA MAKE SURE THAT YOU REALLY WANNA DO THIS. 121 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:21,180 SO YOU REALLY WANNA SELL YOUR CAR? 122 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:24,384 - WELL-- - Mrs. Wentz: HE'S SELLING THE CAR! 123 00:06:25,586 --> 00:06:28,516 TEDDY, BEFORE YOU GO, 124 00:06:28,556 --> 00:06:31,526 WOULD YOU TAKE A PICTURE OF ME AND MY SPECIAL GIRL? 125 00:06:31,559 --> 00:06:32,589 SURE. 126 00:06:38,566 --> 00:06:40,966 I MEANT GRACIE. 127 00:06:41,001 --> 00:06:43,001 OF COURSE YOU DID. 128 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:54,184 HEY, HONEY, HOW'D CHARLIE'S FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL GO? 129 00:06:54,214 --> 00:06:55,524 AWFUL. 130 00:06:55,549 --> 00:06:57,519 OH NO, WHAT HAPPENED? SHE MAKE A SCENE? 131 00:06:57,551 --> 00:07:00,451 NO, SHE DIDN'T. SHE JUST WALKED THROUGH THE DOOR 132 00:07:00,488 --> 00:07:02,458 WITHOUT A CARE IN THE WORLD. 133 00:07:02,490 --> 00:07:04,990 WHAT WAS THE AWFUL PART? 134 00:07:05,025 --> 00:07:07,495 I JUST TOLD YOU. 135 00:07:08,629 --> 00:07:10,199 BUT I KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEM IS. 136 00:07:10,230 --> 00:07:13,500 MM-HMM. CHARLIE IS THE FOURTH CHILD. 137 00:07:13,534 --> 00:07:15,504 SO I DIDN'T GET TO SPEND ENOUGH TIME WITH HER. 138 00:07:15,536 --> 00:07:17,566 WE DID NOT GET ENOUGH BONDING. 139 00:07:17,605 --> 00:07:20,605 OKAY, SO WITH MORE BONDING, 140 00:07:20,641 --> 00:07:23,641 THEN SHE'LL CRY WHEN YOU DROP HER OFF AT SCHOOL, 141 00:07:23,677 --> 00:07:25,647 AND THAT'S A GOOD THING? 142 00:07:27,648 --> 00:07:30,618 YES. 143 00:07:30,651 --> 00:07:32,621 OKAY, TRY AND STAY WITH ME, BOB. 144 00:07:32,653 --> 00:07:35,493 YOU SEEM A LITTLE SLOW TODAY. 145 00:07:35,523 --> 00:07:37,533 HEY GUYS, I THINK TEDDY JUST PULLED UP IN HER NEW CAR. 146 00:07:37,558 --> 00:07:40,488 - LET'S GO CHECK IT OUT. - YEAH. 147 00:07:42,262 --> 00:07:44,232 ( gasps ) 148 00:07:44,264 --> 00:07:46,604 IS IT NOTICEABLE? 149 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:59,780 HONEY, ARE YOU OKAY? 150 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:02,553 - YEAH, NO, I'M FINE. - WELL, WHAT HAPPENED? 151 00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:05,523 I WAS DRIVING HOME AND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD THERE WAS THIS SQUIRREL. 152 00:08:05,553 --> 00:08:07,723 SO YOU SWERVED TO AVOID IT AND YOU HIT SOMETHING? 153 00:08:07,755 --> 00:08:09,755 - NO, I STOPPED AND I HONKED. - SO THEN SOMEONE HIT YOU? 154 00:08:09,790 --> 00:08:11,260 THIS IS MY ACCIDENT. LET ME TELL IT. 155 00:08:11,291 --> 00:08:14,561 ANYWAY, I GOT OUT OF MY CAR AND I TRIED TO CHASE IT OFF, 156 00:08:14,595 --> 00:08:16,995 BUT IT WAS STUCK TO THIS HUGE WAD OF GUM. 157 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:18,300 WHAT FLAVOR? 158 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:21,071 WHO CARES? 159 00:08:21,101 --> 00:08:24,541 BY THE WAY, TO GET BACK TO THE EARLIER CONVERSATION, 160 00:08:24,572 --> 00:08:28,082 P.J. HAD THE MOST BONDING TIME. 161 00:08:28,108 --> 00:08:31,308 ANYWAY, WHILE I WAS STARING AT THE SQUIRREL, 162 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:33,984 A GARBAGE TRUCK WAS BACKING OUT OF AN ALLEY 163 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:36,054 AND IT SMASHED RIGHT INTO THE CAR. 164 00:08:36,083 --> 00:08:38,093 DO YOU THINK IT CAN BE FIXED? 165 00:08:38,118 --> 00:08:41,018 HONEY, I'M AFRAID IT'S GONNA COST MORE 166 00:08:41,054 --> 00:08:42,564 TO FIX THAN THE CAR IS WORTH. 167 00:08:42,590 --> 00:08:45,330 THIS IS AWFUL. 168 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:48,298 WHAT'S MR. WENTZ GONNA SAY WHEN HE FINDS OUT? 169 00:08:48,328 --> 00:08:49,558 ( gasps ) 170 00:08:49,597 --> 00:08:51,057 BABY! 171 00:08:51,098 --> 00:08:53,128 I BET HE SAYS BABY. 172 00:09:02,610 --> 00:09:04,610 HEY! 173 00:09:04,645 --> 00:09:08,115 IT'S MY FRIEND JIMMY'S DAD HERE TO PICK UP MY FRIEND JIMMY. 174 00:09:08,148 --> 00:09:09,678 COME IN, SAY HI TO MY DAD. 175 00:09:11,084 --> 00:09:13,124 - HI, I'M MARK. - BOB. 176 00:09:13,153 --> 00:09:16,163 I KNEW YOU GUYS WOULD HIT IT OFF. 177 00:09:17,658 --> 00:09:20,658 SO YOU'RE JIMMY'S DAD? 178 00:09:20,694 --> 00:09:22,664 YEAH. 179 00:09:22,696 --> 00:09:24,356 AND YOUR GABE'S. 180 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:26,697 WHAT DON'T YOU GUYS HAVE IN COMMON? 181 00:09:26,734 --> 00:09:29,604 SO WHERE IS JIMMY? 182 00:09:29,637 --> 00:09:32,367 DAD, PLEASE, WE'RE FOCUSING ON JIMMY'S DAD. 183 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:35,035 WHO IS ALSO WONDERING WHERE JIMMY IS. 184 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:38,645 ( sighs ) GUYS, ENOUGH WITH THE JIMMY. 185 00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:43,383 THERE ARE OTHER THINGS TO TALK ABOUT BESIDES JIMMY, 186 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:46,046 LIKE FISHING, WHICH I KNOW YOU BOTH LOVE. 187 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:48,156 NOT ME. I CAN'T DO ANYTHING OUTDOORSY. 188 00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:50,688 - ALLERGIES. - OH. 189 00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:52,364 HMM. 190 00:09:52,392 --> 00:09:56,062 SURE WISH JIMMY WOULD HAVE MENTIONED THAT IN THE PRE-INTERVIEW. 191 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:59,396 HEY-- OH, SORRY. DAD, I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU HAD COMPANY. 192 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:02,402 BRING YOUR GUY IN. MY GUY'S NOT WORKING OUT. 193 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:05,135 I JUST REMEMBERED JIMMY LEFT ABOUT AN HOUR AGO. 194 00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:07,172 BYE-BYE. 195 00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:11,177 DAD, THERE'S SOMEBODY I AM DYING FOR YOU TO MEET. 196 00:10:11,211 --> 00:10:14,181 THIS IS-- WHAT'S YOUR NAME AGAIN? 197 00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:16,184 - ROGER. - RIGHT. 198 00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:18,646 ROGER, THIS IS MY DAD BOB. 199 00:10:18,686 --> 00:10:21,416 - HOW YOU DOING? - HEY. 200 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,664 TELL MY DAD WHAT YOU JUST ORDERED. DAD, WAIT'LL YOU HEAR THIS. 201 00:10:23,691 --> 00:10:25,761 THIS IS GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND. 202 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:29,730 THE KWIKKI FISHY COMBO. 203 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:36,195 THE GUY COMES INTO A CHICKEN PLACE AND ORDERS FISH. 204 00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:39,736 HE LOVES FISH. YOU LOVE TO FISH. 205 00:10:39,773 --> 00:10:43,213 ROGER, BOB, PERFECT TOGETHER. 206 00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:46,453 ACTUALLY, I ORDERED THE FISH FOR MY WIFE. 207 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:49,449 I HATE FISH. 208 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:51,792 TEASE. 209 00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:57,124 ALL RIGHT, COME ON, LET'S GO. 210 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:59,127 GABE, WHAT IS GOING ON? 211 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:01,459 WHAT'S GOING ON IS YOU BETTER STOP BEING SO FUSSY, MISTER, 212 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:04,704 OR YOU'RE GONNA END UP ALONE. 213 00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:13,169 OKAY, CHARLIE, ARE YOU READY TO HAVE SOME FUN? 214 00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:15,776 BECAUSE TODAY IS MOMMY AND CHARLIE DAY. 215 00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:17,679 YAY! 216 00:11:18,746 --> 00:11:22,246 OKAY, LET'S TRY THAT AGAIN. 217 00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:25,722 TODAY IS MOMMY AND CHARLIE DAY. 218 00:11:25,753 --> 00:11:28,223 YAY! 219 00:11:33,761 --> 00:11:35,761 BOY, WE GOT SOME WORK TO DO. 220 00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:39,170 ALL RIGHT, HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO. 221 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,499 WE'RE GONNA PLAY HIDE AND SEEK, OKAY? 222 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:42,303 COVER YOUR EYES AND COUNT TO 10. 223 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:48,878 ONE, TWO... ( mutters ) HERE WE COME. 224 00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:57,886 AHH, YOU FOUND ME. 225 00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:18,836 * ON HIS FARM HE HAD A DUCK * 226 00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:22,542 * E-I-E-I-O! * WITH A QUACK QUACK HERE 227 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:25,245 * AND A QUACK QUACK THERE, HERE A QUACK, THERE A QUACK * 228 00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:28,778 * EVERYWHERE A QUACK QUACK, OLD MacDONALD HAD A FARM * 229 00:12:28,816 --> 00:12:31,316 * E-I-E-I-O! 230 00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:36,291 WHAT A DAY. 231 00:12:36,323 --> 00:12:38,533 OOH! 232 00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:40,528 WE LAUGHED. WE PLAYED. 233 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:43,800 WE SANG. 234 00:12:43,831 --> 00:12:46,371 YOU ARE SO GONNA CRY TOMORROW. 235 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:54,571 LOOK WHO GOT OUT OF BED, EVERYBODY. 236 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:57,577 - HI, MR. WENTZ. - HELLO, TEDDY. 237 00:12:57,610 --> 00:13:00,880 HELLO, IVY. HELLO, MARY LOU. 238 00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:02,884 HONEY, WE SAID OUR HELLOS 239 00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:04,916 AT THE TOP OF THE STAIRS, REMEMBER? 240 00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:07,822 RIGHT RIGHT. 241 00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:10,886 I CAME BY TO SEE HOW YOU'RE DOING 242 00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:12,594 AND TO SAY AGAIN, 243 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,325 I'M SO SORRY ABOUT GRACIE. 244 00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:16,902 THAT'S OKAY, TEDDY. 245 00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:20,930 I GUESS IT WAS JUST HER TIME. 246 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:25,835 I JUST WISH I HAD A CHANCE TO SAY GOODBYE. 247 00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:29,840 HELLO, MARY LOU. 248 00:13:29,877 --> 00:13:32,947 OKAY, LET'S GET YOU A CUP OF TEA, OKAY? 249 00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:36,320 - COME ON. - BYE. 250 00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:38,589 - WOW. - YEAH. 251 00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:40,318 THIS IS AWFUL. 252 00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:42,393 I WISH THERE WAS SOME WAY I COULD HELP HIM. 253 00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:46,332 HEY, YOUR DAD SAID THAT HE JUST WANTED TO SAY GOODBYE, RIGHT? 254 00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:49,329 - RIGHT. - SO HE JUST NEEDS CLOSURE. 255 00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:50,962 I KNOW HOW TO DO THAT. 256 00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:53,898 UH-OH. YOU GOT THAT CRAZY LOOK IN YOUR EYE. 257 00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:56,604 NO, THIS ISN'T CRAZY AT ALL. THIS IS GOOD. THIS COULD WORK. 258 00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:59,406 DID YOUR DAD AND THE CAR HAVE A SPECIAL SONG? 259 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:10,619 OKAY, DAY NUMBER TWO. 260 00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:13,420 NOT GONNA BE EASY. 261 00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:17,423 ALL RIGHT, CHARLIE, WE HAD A LOT OF FUN YESTERDAY, DIDN'T WE? 262 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:18,887 YEAH, WE DID. 263 00:14:18,926 --> 00:14:21,656 SO TODAY'S GONNA BE REALLY HARD FOR YOU, OKAY? 264 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,334 YOU MIGHT WANNA CRY. 265 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:26,373 IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY IF YOU WANNA CRY. 266 00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:34,465 BUT I WAS THE JACK IN THE BOX. 267 00:14:37,945 --> 00:14:41,475 THAT'S MY BABY. 268 00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:45,393 SEE THAT? SHE CAN'T LET GO. 269 00:14:58,966 --> 00:15:00,966 OH HEY, DAD. 270 00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:03,371 UM... WHAT'S THIS? 271 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:07,043 WE'RE JUST HAVING A LITTLE MIXER WITH THE GUYS FROM BILLY'S BAIT AND TACKLE SHOP. 272 00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:11,414 YEAH, HERE, GRAB A DRINK. MINGLE. DON'T BE SHY. 273 00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:16,052 OKAY, YOU TWO IN THE KITCHEN NOW. 274 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,091 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 275 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:23,690 IF YOU GUYS GET HUNGRY, THERE ARE FISH CRACKERS AND YUMMY WORMS. 276 00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:26,993 WATER, FRESH OR SALT. 277 00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:30,961 ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S GOING ON? 278 00:15:30,998 --> 00:15:33,498 - NOTHING. - JUST A COUPLE KIDS HAVING A BAIT SHOP PARTY. 279 00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:35,043 THAT'S ALL. 280 00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:37,698 YOU GUYS DON'T WANNA GO FISHING WITH ME, DO YOU? 281 00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:40,467 WELL, I WANNA GO FISHING WITH YOU. 282 00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:43,437 - NO, YOU DON'T. - NO, I REALLY DON'T. 283 00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:45,446 DO YOU THINK WHEN I ASK YOU TO GO FISHING, 284 00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:46,508 IT'S 'CAUSE I WANNA GO FISHING? 285 00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:49,546 CAREFUL. THIS HAS ALL THE SIGNS OF A TRICK QUESTION. 286 00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:54,490 GUYS, I JUST WANNA SPEND TIME WITH MY SONS. 287 00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:56,491 I DON'T CARE WHAT WE DO, 288 00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:58,493 JUST SO LONG WE DO IT TOGETHER. 289 00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:02,095 SO WE CAN DO SOMETHING ELSE BESIDES FISHING? 290 00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:03,759 GUYS, THERE'S ALL SORTS OF THINGS WE CAN DO. 291 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,526 WE CAN GO GOLFING. 292 00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:08,765 WE CAN GO BOWLING. WE CAN GO TO THE MOVIES. I DON'T CARE. 293 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,541 - I VOTE FOR THE MOVIES. - YEAH. 294 00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:13,770 BUT WE'RE NOT SITTING WITH YOU. 295 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:14,766 WHY NOT? 296 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:18,077 WELL, YOU KNOW HOW POPCORN AFFECTS YOUR STOMACH? 297 00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:19,781 AND THEN YOU MAKE THAT JOKE, 298 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:22,582 "THIS MOVIE MUST BE RATED P.U." 299 00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:27,592 I GOT ONE FOR EVERY VENUE. 300 00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:35,596 ( playing funeral hymn ) 301 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:43,140 OKAY, ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GONNA GET STARTED, EVERYONE. 302 00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:45,770 I'D LIKE TO THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING AND JOINING US 303 00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:47,765 FOR A CELEBRATION OF THE LIFE 304 00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:50,077 OF GRACIE WENTZ. 305 00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:54,808 NOW THERE'S SO MANY PEOPLE HERE 306 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:58,587 THAT LOVED GRACIE-- HER FAMILY, HER FRIENDS, 307 00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:00,588 ROY FROM ROY'S AUTOMOTIVE. 308 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:04,160 - ( crying ) - I KNOW. I KNOW. 309 00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:08,055 WHAT CAN I SAY ABOUT GRACIE? 310 00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:09,595 ( sighs ) 311 00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:12,529 SHE WAS A GIVER. 312 00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:14,595 IN FACT, SHE GAVE HER LIFE 313 00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:16,844 SO THAT A SQUIRREL COULD LIVE. 314 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:19,609 NOW UNFORTUNATELY, THAT SQUIRREL COULDN'T BE WITH US TODAY, 315 00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:22,079 BUT IF IT COULD, I KNOW IT WOULD SAY... 316 00:17:22,109 --> 00:17:23,639 ( sweetly ) "THANK YOU." 317 00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:30,524 DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE ANY MEMORIES THEY WOULD LIKE TO SHARE OF GRACIE? 318 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:33,120 IVY. 319 00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:35,657 COME ON, SWEETIE. YOU GOT IT. 320 00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:41,158 MY FIRST MEMORY OF GRACIE 321 00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:43,164 WAS WHEN I WAS FIVE YEARS OLD. 322 00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:46,566 ( sighs ) WE WERE IN THE GARAGE AND DAD SAID, 323 00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:48,099 "DON'T TOUCH THE CAR." 324 00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:51,095 THAT'S RIGHT. HE DID. 325 00:17:51,138 --> 00:17:53,538 THEN WHEN I WAS SEVEN, 326 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:56,183 DAD WAS WASHING HER AND HE SAID TO ME, 327 00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:58,609 "DON'T TOUCH THE CAR." ( chuckles politely ) 328 00:17:58,645 --> 00:18:00,645 - THEN WHEN I WAS AROUND NINE-- - OH OH OH, 329 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,580 I-I THINK WHAT IVY IS TRYING TO SAY 330 00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:05,615 IS THAT EVEN THOUGH SHE NEVER TOUCHED THE CAR, 331 00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:08,592 RIGHT? THE CAR TOUCHED HER. 332 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:13,660 NO, I'M SAYING I WASN'T ALLOWED TO TOUCH THE CAR. 333 00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:15,663 OKAY, IVY, I THINK YOU'RE DONE. 334 00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:23,867 NOW MARY LOU WENTZ WOULD LIKE TO DEDICATE A SONG 335 00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:27,143 TO THE MEMORY OF THE DEAR DEPARTED GRACIE. 336 00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:29,584 ( clears throat ) 337 00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:34,579 * AMAZING 338 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:37,154 * GRACIE 339 00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:40,694 * HOW SWEET 340 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,890 * THE CAR 341 00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:47,893 * THAT HARRY 342 00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:50,227 * SOLD 343 00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:53,703 - * TO T - ( sobbing ) 344 00:18:55,935 --> 00:18:58,635 * SHE SMASHED 345 00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:00,671 * IT UP 346 00:19:00,707 --> 00:19:03,607 * TO SAVE 347 00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:06,213 * A SQUIRREL 348 00:19:06,246 --> 00:19:09,616 * AND NOW 349 00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:13,189 * SHE IS SO 350 00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:16,190 * SORRY. 351 00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:19,693 ( vocalizing ) 352 00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:25,630 AND THAT CONCLUDES OUR SERVICE. WHAT? 353 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,565 READ THIS FOR ME. THANK YOU. 354 00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:35,605 APPARENTLY, C.D.s OF THIS PERFORMANCE 355 00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:38,182 WILL BE AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE IN THE KITCHEN. 356 00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:48,624 Well, Charlie, we both hit big milestones this week. 357 00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:52,555 You started preschool and I got my first car. 358 00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:55,962 Unfortunately, my milestone only lasted... 359 00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:58,195 a mile. 360 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:03,670 Anyway, turns out which is a good thing.t, 361 00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,773 Not all Duncan kids let go so easily. 362 00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:10,744 - ( laughing ) - ( squealing ) 363 00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:12,677 Do it again. Do it again. 364 00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:14,752 Of course I will, honey. 365 00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:20,590 Seen enough? I know I have. 366 00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:22,290 Good luck, Charlie. 367 00:20:34,701 --> 00:20:36,601 WHOA! 368 00:20:36,636 --> 00:20:38,806 OH, THAT COTTAGE CHEESE IS FUNK-AY. 369 00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:41,808 TIME TO SAY GOODBYE. 370 00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:43,681 * OH, WHEN THE CHEESE 371 00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:45,810 * SMELLS REALLY BAD 372 00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:47,675 * OH, WHEN THE CHEESE 373 00:20:47,714 --> 00:20:50,024 * SMELLS REALLY BAD 374 00:20:50,049 --> 00:20:54,689 * OH, IT IS TIME TO DUMP IT OUT * 375 00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:59,661 * AND HAVE A CUP OF YOGURT INSTEAD. * 376 00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:05,630 OH, BUT I-- I DON'T WANT YOGURT. 377 00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:07,765 - * SHE JUST WANTS CHEESE - * COTTAGE CHEESE 378 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:10,070 - * SHE SAID COTTAGE CHEESE - * COTTAGE CHEESE 379 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:14,042 * IT'S BECAUSE I HAD YOGURT EARLIER * 380 00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:16,643 * WHY DON'T YOU JUST WAIT * 381 00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:18,306 * TILL DINNER? 382 00:21:18,345 --> 00:21:21,645 * 'CAUSE I NEED A SNACK RIGHT NOW * 383 00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:23,821 * SHE NEEDS A SNACK! 384 00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:26,650 ( wavering voice ) * I NEED A SNACK! 385 00:21:26,686 --> 00:21:28,656 * SNACK TIME! 386 00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:30,758 * YEAH! YEAH! 387 00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:33,790 * I NEED A SNACK 388 00:21:33,826 --> 00:21:35,326 * YEAH 389 00:21:35,362 --> 00:21:38,702 * OOH-OH, SNACK TIME 390 00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:41,701 * OH! OH! IT'S SNACK TIME * 391 00:21:41,734 --> 00:21:43,874 * YEAH, SNACK 392 00:21:43,903 --> 00:21:45,873 * SNACK TIME! 393 00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:48,305 * OH OH OH OH OH. 28201

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