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( xylophone playing )
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GUYS! I FINALLY FINISHED
THE NEW SONG.
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- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- XYLO-GRILLING.
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IT'S A WAY TO COMBINE
MY AWESOME MUSIC SKILLS
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WITH DEZ'S
MAD COOKING SKILLS.
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( thuds )
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WINDOW BURGER?
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NO THANKS,
I'M TRYING THIS NEW DIET
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WHERE I DON'T EAT ANYTHING
TOTALLY DISGUSTING.
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GUESS WHO GOT A JOB
AT CHEESE OUT OF MY LEAGUE?
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OOH, THE HIGH-END
CHEESE STORE.
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THAT PLACE IS SO MUCH BETTER
THAN CHEESE JUST OKAY.
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- MMM.
- SO I JUST FINISHED
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THE SONG
FOR OUR NEW WEBCAST.
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IT PERFECTLY CAPTURES
EVERYTHING YOU'RE ABOUT.
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LISTEN.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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- I LOVE IT.
- YAY!
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I HATE IT.
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HERE.
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TRY IT
WITH MY DRUM CHILI.
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NOT THE BURGER.
ALLY'S SONG-- I DON'T LIKE IT.
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WELL, MAYBE MY DRUM CHILI
WILL HELP WITH THAT TOO.
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( theme music playing )
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* WHEN THE CROWD
WANTS MORE *
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* I BRING ON THE THUNDER
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* 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT MY BACK
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* AND I'M NOT GOING UNDER
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* YOU'RE MY POINT,
YOU'RE MY GUARD *
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* YOU'RE
THE PERFECT CHORD *
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* AND I SEE OUR NAMES TOGETHER
ON EVERY BILLBOARD *
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* WE'RE HEADED FOR THE TOP,
WE'VE GOT IT ON LOCK *
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* WE'LL MAKE 'EM
SAY "HEY!" *
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* AND WE'LL KEEP ROCKIN'
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* OH, THERE'S NO WAY I COULD
MAKE IT WITHOUT YA *
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* DO IT WITHOUT YA,
BE HERE WITHOUT YA *
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* IT'S NO FUN
WHEN YOU'RE DOING IT SOLO *
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* WITH YOU IT'S LIKE, "WHOA,"
YEAH, AND I KNOW *
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* I OWN THIS DREAM
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* 'CAUSE I GOT YOU WITH ME
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* THERE'S NO WAY I COULD
MAKE IT WITHOUT YA *
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* DO IT WITHOUT YA,
BE HERE WITHOUT YA. *
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THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING
AT CHEESE OUT OF MY LEAGUE.
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GOT ANY CHEDDAR?
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GO FISH.
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GOT ANY PROVOLONE?
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( sighs )
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THIS IS
MONTEREY JACK. CHEATER.
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SORRY, I'M DISTRACTED.
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I CAN'T STOP THINKING
ABOUT ALLY'S SONG.
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THE LYRICS ARE SO NOT ME.
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WELL, IF YOU DON'T FEEL
LIKE PLAYING,
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- I'M GONNA EAT THE DECK.
- I MEAN CHECK OUT
THESE LYRICS--
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"I'M A SENSITIVE GUY,
SAD MOVIES AND SUNSETS
MAKE ME CRY."
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I HATE SAD MOVIES,
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AND WHAT KIND OF GUY
CRIES AT SUNSETS?
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( crying )
BUH-BYE, MR. SUN.
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HE WON'T BE BACK
TILL TOMORROW.
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MAN, I HATE THIS JOB.
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MY ENTIRE UNIFORM IS
MADE OUT OF REAL CHEESE,
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INCLUDING MY UNDERWEAR.
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I WEAR CHEESE UNDERWEAR
ALL THE TIME. I LOVE IT.
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I REALLY FEEL LIKE
I CAN BREATHE IN IT,
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- ESPECIALLY THE SWISS.
- WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
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- BECAUSE THE GOAT CHEESE
IS TOO SQUISHY.
- ( shouts ) GUYS!
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WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
I DON'T LIKE ALLY'S SONG,
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BUT IF I TELL HER,
IT'LL HURT HER FEELINGS.
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THERE'S ONLY ONE THING
THAT YOU CAN DO.
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I NEVER THOUGHT
I'D SAY THIS,
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- BUT DEZ IS RIGHT.
BE HONEST WITH HER.
- SEND HER A PICKLE BASKET.
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- WHAT?
- OW! WHAT?
SHE LOVES PICKLES.
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- SHE ALSO LOVES HONESTY.
- WELL, I DON'T HAVE
AN HONESTY BASKET.
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I ONLY HAVE
A PICKLE BASKET.
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I GUESS
I'LL TELL ALLY
THE TRUTH.
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- ( footsteps approach )
- THERE'S NOTHING
TO BE AFRAID OF.
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- ( screams )
- ARE YOU SCREAMING
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BECAUSE YOU ARE AS EXCITED
ABOUT THE WEBCAST AS I AM?
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YEAH. YOU KNOW ME SO WELL.
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OH! THIS IS THE BEST SONG
I'VE EVER WRITTEN.
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- IT'S PERFECT FOR YOU.
- YEAH, ABOUT THAT--
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I NEED TO TELL YOU
SOMETHING. I--
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- GUYS, A LITTLE HELP.
- CAN'T TALK, GOT CHEESE
IN MY MOUTH.
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AND I'M NOT HERE.
( chuckles nervously )
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UH, ANYWAY...
( chuckles )
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BEFORE I FORGET,
I INVITED SOME FRIENDS OVER
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TO WATCH YOU
TAPE THE WEBCAST.
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I WANNA SEE THEIR FACES
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WHEN YOU SING OUR MOST
AWESOME SONG EVER.
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SO WHAT WERE
YOU GONNA TELL ME?
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UH...
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THAT I GOT YOU
A PICKLE BASKET.
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OH, THANK YOU.
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I LIKE PICKLES.
( laughs )
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( hoarsely )
ALLY, BAD NEWS--
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I CAN'T DO
THE WEBCAST TODAY.
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- I LOST MY VOICE.
- OH NO, THAT'S TERRIBLE.
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I KNOW.
I-- I FEEL AWFUL.
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WE'RE GONNA
HAVE TO RESCHEDULE.
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THERE'S JUST NO WAY--
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( normal voice )
THAT GIRL IS CUTE.
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YOUR VOICE IS FINE.
( chuckles )
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I GET IT. YOU'RE JUST
MESSING WITH ME.
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I CAN DO THAT TOO.
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HEY, I'M WRITING YOU
A BAD SONG.
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( laughs )
THAT WOULD BE FUNNY.
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YOU READY, AUSTIN?
WE'RE LIVE IN FIVE,
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FOUR, THREE, TWO...
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( whispers ) ONE.
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Wassup?
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I'm Austin Moon
and this is my webcast.
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I guess I'm gonna
sing a new song...
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- WHOO!
- ...BUT, UM,
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um, first, I thought
I would dance.
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- Hit it.
- ( dance music playing )
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WHAT'S HE DOING?
IS HE STALLING?
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NO. PEOPLE DON'T DANCE
WHEN THEY STALL.
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SO WHY ISN'T
HE SINGING MY SONG?
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UH...
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SING THE SONG.
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What?
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Sing the song.
Oh my!
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Can't hear you--
dancing.
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COME ON, JUST SING
THE STUPID SONG. NO.
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Well, if you think
the song's stupid,
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I probably shouldn't
perform it.
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Thanks for watching.
See you next week.
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I'm out!
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WHY DIDN'T YOU SING
MY NEW SONG?
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( mumbles )
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WHAT?
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( mumbles )
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- WHAT?
- I'M SORRY, ALLY,
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BUT I DIDN'T LIKE
THE SONG.
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DEZ, DID YOU KNOW
ABOUT THIS?
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WELL, I-- I--
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( vocalizing tune )
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OH!
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( piano music playing )
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- AUSTIN.
- ( door closes )
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WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST TELL ME
YOU HATED THE SONG?
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( sighs )
I DIDN'T WANT TO HURT
YOUR FEELINGS.
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SO IT WAS BETTER
TO EMBARRASS ME
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IN FRONT OF A MILLION PEOPLE
ON THE INTERNET?
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YOU REALLY THINK
A MILLION PEOPLE
WERE WATCHING?
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LOOK, IT'S A GOOD SONG,
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BUT IT'S ALL
ABOUT HOW SERIOUS
AND SENSITIVE I AM.
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THAT'S NOT ME.
THAT'S YOU.
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I'M MORE CHILL,
"WHAT UP?"
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( scoffs )
I CAN BE CHILL.
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( voice cracks )
* WHAT'S UP?
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OH YEAH, THAT'S CHILL.
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LOOK, THE POINT IS, ALLY,
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I FEEL LIKE YOU DON'T
EVEN KNOW ME.
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I LIKE HAVING FUN.
I BREAK SOME RULES.
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I COLOR OUTSIDE THE LINES.
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WHY DO YOU HAVE
A COLORING BOOK?
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I JUST TOLD YA--
I'M FUN.
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I'M FUN TOO.
I CAN COLOR
OUTSIDE THE LINES.
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I CAN'T COLOR
OUTSIDE THE LINES.
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OKAY, MAYBE WE DON'T KNOW
EACH OTHER THAT WELL.
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WE'VE ONLY BEEN PARTNERS
FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
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HEY, WHAT IF
WE HANG OUT MORE?
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I BET IF WE GET TO KNOW
EACH OTHER BETTER,
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- IT COULD HELP
OUR SONGWRITING.
- THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
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I'LL DO STUFF YOU LIKE
AND YOU CAN DO STUFF I LIKE.
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- COOL. WHAT ARE
WE GONNA DO?
- UH...
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THE CLOUD WATCHING CLUB
MEETS IN FIVE MINUTES.
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( sarcastically )
OH YAY.
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- ( birds chirping )
- OOH OOH, LOOK,
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THAT CLOUD LOOKS LIKE
A CAR WITH WINGS.
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Watchers: OOH.
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OH, AND THAT ONE'S
A PINEAPPLE ON A CANOE.
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Watchers: AH.
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- WHAT DO YOU SEE, AUSTIN?
- A BIG, WHITE PUFFY THING.
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Watchers: BOO.
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COME ON,
YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING.
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OKAY OKAY.
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I SEE A SNOWMAN
EATING MARSHMALLOWS.
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( mimics buzzer )
WRONG.
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IT'S A BUNNY
ON A BICYCLE.
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HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE THAT?
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CAN YOU BELIEVE
THIS GUY?
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- COME ON, MAN. REALLY?
- HE'S CRAZY.
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( sighs )
OKAY, NOW I KNOW YOU BETTER.
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YOU LIKE
REALLY LAME THINGS.
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- OH.
- CAN WE GO DO
MY STUFF NOW?
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( scoffs )
IF YOU CAN THINK
OF SOMETHING MORE FUN
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THAN CLOUD WATCHING,
I'M ALL EARS.
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I'M TAKING YOU
TO A HORROR MOVIE FEST.
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I WAS SUPPOSED TO GO
WITH YOU TO THAT.
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UGH, I HATE HORROR MOVIES.
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- THEY'RE SO BORING.
- MORE BORING THAN STARING
AT CLOUDS ALL AFTERNOON?
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YEAH, THAT'S THE BORINGEST
THING I'VE EVER HEARD.
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00:10:07,074 --> 00:10:09,684
HEY, CHECK IT OUT--
A BUNNY ON A BICYCLE.
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IT'S NOT A BUNNY
ON A BICYCLE!
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IT'S A BUNNY
ON A BICYCLE.
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- OH YEAH.
- OH YEAH.
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HOW DID YOU NOT LIKE
"SWAMP BRIDE"?
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THERE WAS A WEDDING.
GIRLS LOVE WEDDINGS.
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THE SWAMP GUY
ATE THE BRIDESMAIDS.
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THEY RAN OUT
OF APPETIZERS.
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AH.
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THIS STUFF
IS JUST SILLY.
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I MEAN CHEWY EYEBALLS
AND CHOCOLATE INTESTINES?
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DON'T FORGET RED VEINS.
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OH YEAH.
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- HEY, WALTER.
- HI, WALTER.
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( grumbles )
DON'T "HEY, HI, WALTER" ME.
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YOU LITTERED IN MY THEATER.
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- WE DIDN'T LITTER.
- OH YEAH?
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LOOK WHAT I FOUND
UNDERNEATH YOUR SEAT.
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00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:06,968
RECOGNIZE THIS?
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UH, YEAH, IT'S POPCORN.
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00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:12,907
AHA! HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT
IF YOU DIDN'T LITTER?
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00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:16,740
UH, BECAUSE WE'VE
SEEN POPCORN BEFORE?
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I'M WATCHING YOU.
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00:11:21,148 --> 00:11:23,078
YOU TOO.
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00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:28,794
( yells )
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00:11:28,822 --> 00:11:31,992
UH, HI, DEZ.
WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED
TO BE, AN ALIEN ZOMBIE?
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NO, A ZOMBIE ALIEN.
I'M A ZALIEN--
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A CHARACTER FROM MY FAVORITE
13 MOVIES OF ALL TIME.
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"ZALIENS,"
"ZALIENS 2," "ZALIENS 3,"
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"ZALIENS 4," "ZALIENS 5,"
"ZALIENS 7..."
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00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:44,502
- AH AH AH,
YOU FORGOT "ZALIENS 6."
- ..."ZALIENS 8"--
224
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:47,167
UGH, THAT MOVIE STINKS.
I WISH I COULD FORGET IT.
225
00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:53,747
HEY, GUYS. I'M READY
FOR THE FIGHT FEST.
226
00:11:53,781 --> 00:11:55,881
- ( grunts )
- WHOA. ( laughs )
227
00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:58,946
OH. AH. WAH! YEAH.
228
00:11:58,986 --> 00:12:03,486
NELSON, IT'S A FRIGHT FEST,
NOT A FIGHT FEST.
229
00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:06,133
AW, NARTZ.
230
00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:08,929
I PRACTICED
MY RIGHT HOOK ALL WEEK.
231
00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:10,762
WELL, KEEP PRACTICING.
232
00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:13,899
GUESS WHO'S HERE
TO GET HER ZALIEN ON.
233
00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:17,265
- ( screams )
- SERIOUSLY?
234
00:12:17,304 --> 00:12:19,544
WE'RE WEARING
THE SAME COSTUME,
BUT YOU'RE SCARED OF HER?
235
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:23,042
I'M SCARED
BECAUSE YOU GUYS HAVE
SOMETHING IN COMMON.
236
00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:26,251
( both scream )
237
00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:27,919
BEST "ZALIEN" MOVIE EVER?
238
00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:31,248
UH, DUH, "ZALIENS 3:
BRAIN EATERS FROM BEYOND."
239
00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:34,194
- BEST SCENE IN THAT MOVIE.
- UH, DUH, WHEN THE ZALIENS TAKE
240
00:12:34,221 --> 00:12:36,321
THE SHAPE OF TEACHERS AND EAT
FOOTBALL TEAM'S BRAINS.
241
00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:39,226
OH, OKAY OKAY,
NO BIGGIE.
242
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,059
SO WE HAVE
A FEW THINGS IN COMMON.
243
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,934
THAT DOESN'T MAKE US FRIENDS.
IT COULD JUST BE A COINCIDENCE.
244
00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:45,934
FAVORITE NUMBER
BETWEEN ONE AND A BILLION.
245
00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:47,196
Both: TWO.
246
00:12:47,234 --> 00:12:48,804
( both scream )
247
00:12:48,836 --> 00:12:50,566
ZALIEN BRAIN SUCK!
248
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:53,343
( both mimicking drinking )
249
00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:56,113
OKAY, THIS IS
THE SCARIEST THING
I'VE SEEN ALL DAY.
250
00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:59,310
I THINK IT'S KINDA COOL
THEY HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON.
251
00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:01,246
I WISH WE WERE
MORE LIKE THEM.
252
00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:04,819
BRAIN SUCK!
( mimicking drinking )
253
00:13:04,852 --> 00:13:06,992
DON'T SUCK MY BRAIN.
254
00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:10,090
OKAY, SO WE DON'T LIKE
THE SAME STUFF,
255
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,593
BUT AT LEAST WE'RE GETTING
TO KNOW EACH OTHER.
256
00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:14,234
AND NOW IT'S ALLY'S TURN.
257
00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:16,161
SO FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELT,
258
00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:18,596
BECAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO TAKE
A RIDE ON THE FUN TRAIN.
259
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:21,231
( mimics train whistle )
260
00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:23,268
THE MALL POND?
261
00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:28,235
I THINK THE FUN TRAIN
LET US OFF AT THE WRONG STATION.
262
00:13:28,275 --> 00:13:30,275
( sarcastically
mimics train whistle )
263
00:13:31,278 --> 00:13:34,278
HEY, I COME HERE
FOR CREATIVE INSPIRATION.
264
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,254
I SIT ON THIS BENCH,
265
00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:38,893
WATCH THE GEESE
AND WRITE LYRICS
IN MY SONG BOOK.
266
00:13:38,919 --> 00:13:40,389
HAVE A SEAT.
267
00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:42,260
I'M NOT SITTING
ON THAT BENCH.
268
00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:44,959
DO YOU HAVE TO HATE
EVERYTHING I LIKE?
269
00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:47,262
NO, THE BENCH IS COVERED
WITH GOOSE POOP.
270
00:13:47,294 --> 00:13:49,134
EWW.
271
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,332
UH, ANYWAY,
272
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:53,274
I WRITE
ALL MY BEST SONGS HERE.
273
00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:56,240
WELL, WITH THE HELP
OF PICKLES.
274
00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:57,939
I ALREADY KNOW
YOU LIKE PICKLES.
275
00:13:57,971 --> 00:13:59,411
- CAN WE GO NOW?
- NO NO NO. NO.
276
00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:01,169
THAT'S PICKLES.
277
00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:03,409
( honks )
278
00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:07,412
I'VE BEEN COMING HERE
TO HANG WITH HIM SINCE
I WAS A LITTLE GIRL.
279
00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:10,277
WATCHING HELPS ME WHEN
I HAVE WRITER'S BLOCK.
280
00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:13,147
I GET IT. IT'S KINDA WHY
I LIKE HORROR MOVIES.
281
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,416
THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT
MONSTERS SLURPING UP BRAINS
282
00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:18,155
THAT GETS ME PSYCHED
TO PERFORM.
283
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:21,161
- DON'T YOU THINK
HE'S CUTE?
- I GUESS.
284
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:23,064
- ( honks )
- OKAY, YOU'RE CUTE.
285
00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:29,265
OH NO, THEY'RE GETTING RID
OF THE POND TOMORROW.
286
00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:31,302
- THEY'RE MAKING THIS
INTO A PARKING LOT.
- ( honks )
287
00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:34,038
WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN
TO PICKLES?
288
00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:37,444
MAYBE HE CAN MOVE
INTO THAT STORE WITH ALL
THE DUCKS IN THE WINDOW.
289
00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:39,907
THAT'S A CHINESE
RESTAURANT.
290
00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:43,348
- ( scoffs )
- OKAY, CALM DOWN.
291
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:46,153
WE'LL CALL A ZOO AND--
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
292
00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:50,057
STEALING A GOOSE.
I NEED PICKLES.
293
00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:52,060
WHO ELSE IS GONNA
HELP ME WRITE YOUR SONGS?
294
00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:55,462
- ( grunts )
- ALLY, ARE YOU
BREAKING THE RULES?
295
00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:57,325
- ( honking )
- AWESOME!
296
00:14:57,364 --> 00:15:00,404
I NEVER THOUGHT
I'D SEE ALLY DAWSON
DRESSED AS A SWAMP BRIDE,
297
00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:03,203
STEALING A GOOSE
AND RUNNING FROM
A SECURITY GUARD.
298
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:06,166
( chuckles )
I'M NOT RUNNING
FROM A SECURITY GUARD.
299
00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:09,076
- WELL, YOU SHOULD BE.
- Man: FREEZE!
300
00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:11,379
- ( screams )
- ( laughs )
301
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,263
( all yelp )
302
00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:30,528
( yells, laughing )
303
00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:35,139
I'M SORRY.
MY FRIEND HERE
IS REALLY CHILDISH.
304
00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:36,538
I PROMISE HE WON'T
DO THAT AGAIN.
305
00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:45,210
- ( yells )
- ( both laughing )
306
00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:52,148
- WHY DID WE COME BACK HERE?
- WE HAD TO GET AWAY FROM
THAT SECURITY GUARD.
307
00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:54,385
YOU JUST WANNA WATCH
THE END OF "ZALIENS 5."
308
00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:57,121
THEN WE'RE KILLING
TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE.
309
00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:59,387
- ( Pickles honks )
- People: SHH.
310
00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:02,126
IT'S JUST AN EXPRESSION.
WE'RE NOT KILLING ANY BIRDS.
311
00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:05,202
SHH! NO TALKING
DURING THE MOVIE!
312
00:16:05,232 --> 00:16:07,002
- ( honks )
- People: SHH!
313
00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:09,004
DID YOU JUST HONK AT ME?
314
00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:12,306
- NO, WALTER,
UH, THAT WAS--
- ME!
315
00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:16,010
I HONKED AT YOU. HONK!
316
00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:18,283
EXCUSE ME?
317
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:20,111
I'M WARNING YOU, KID.
318
00:16:20,147 --> 00:16:22,017
I SPEAK GOOSE
AND THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE
319
00:16:22,049 --> 00:16:23,749
WILL NOT BE TOLERATED
IN MY THEATER.
320
00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:27,253
SORRY, WALTER.
I MEANT TO SAY HONK.
321
00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:30,417
APOLOGY ACCEPTED.
I'M STILL WATCHING YOU.
322
00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:33,288
HEY, WHO LITTERED?
323
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:36,126
THAT BETTER BE
A REAL EYEBALL
AND NOT A GUMMY ONE.
324
00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:40,431
- ( Pickles honks )
- People: SHH!
325
00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:44,137
- WHAT'S IN YOUR DRESS?
- PICKLES THE GOOSE.
326
00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:46,541
WE NEED TO FIND HIM
A NEW HOME BECAUSE THEY'RE
TEARING OUT THE POND.
327
00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:48,783
- ( honking )
- SHH!
328
00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:50,508
WHY WON'T HE QUIET DOWN?
329
00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:52,283
I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE HE'S HUNGRY.
330
00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:54,212
THERE'S POPCORN ON THE FLOOR.
LET HIM EAT THAT.
331
00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:57,247
OKAY. OKAY,
PICKLES, COME ON.
332
00:16:57,284 --> 00:16:59,354
OH. OH.
333
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:04,194
UH, WHERE DID DEZ GO?
334
00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:06,334
- ( honking )
- HEY, GUYS,
335
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,829
DID YOU KNOW THERE'S
FREE POPCORN DOWN HERE?
336
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,501
( grunts )
337
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,530
I'M SORRY.
PARDON ME.
338
00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:15,336
WE'VE GOT
A LITTLE PROBLEM.
339
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:16,538
YOU'VE GOT
A LITTLE PROBLEM.
340
00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:19,469
YOU'RE EATING POPCORN
OFF THE FLOOR.
341
00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:22,336
NO, PICKLES CRAWLED
UNDER THE SEATS.
342
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:24,135
OH! WE'VE GOT TO
GET HIM BACK.
343
00:17:24,177 --> 00:17:28,277
- ( honking )
- OW! SOMETHING JUST BIT ME!
344
00:17:28,315 --> 00:17:30,215
- SHH!
- OW!
345
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:32,590
IT BIT ME AGAIN!
346
00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:35,089
THERE'S A ZALIEN
IN HERE!
347
00:17:35,122 --> 00:17:37,362
IT'S-- IT'S NOT A ZALIEN.
IT'S A GOOSE.
348
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:40,230
( spookily )
A ZOMBIE GOOSE!
349
00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:43,458
( honking )
350
00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:45,526
( people scream )
351
00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:52,407
PICKLES! OH!
352
00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:56,106
- ( honking continues )
- ( yelps )
353
00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:57,683
( people screaming )
354
00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:02,417
- OH!
- OW!
355
00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:05,389
OH! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
356
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,118
( all screaming )
357
00:18:07,154 --> 00:18:08,664
Walter:
EXIT IN AN ORDERLY FASHION!
358
00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:12,288
- Woman: EVERYBODY PANIC!
- THAT'S IN A DISORDERLY
FASHION.
359
00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:14,255
- ( both laughing )
- ( honking )
360
00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:16,264
THAT'S IT, GOOSE.
361
00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:18,366
NOBODY WRECKS MY THEATER.
362
00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:24,095
THIS IS AWESOME!
363
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:25,867
AWESOME?
364
00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:27,535
PICKLES JUST CAUSED
A PANIC IN THE THEATER
365
00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:30,584
AND IS ATTACKING WALTER.
HOW CAN YOU BE LAUGHING?
366
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:33,610
BECAUSE PICKLES JUST CAUSED
A PANIC IN THE THEATER
367
00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:37,276
AND IS ATTACKING WALTER.
IT'S FUNNY!
368
00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:39,187
YOU'VE GOTTA LOOK AT THINGS
MY WAY SOMETIMES
369
00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:40,489
- AND STOP BEING SO SERIOUS.
- Walter: OH, MY POOR NOSE.
370
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:44,220
- OW OW OW!
( screams )
- ( honking )
371
00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:45,487
( laughs )
372
00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:48,295
YOU'RE RIGHT.
THIS IS KIND OF FUNNY.
373
00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:50,298
( screaming )
374
00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:53,930
WALTER, SHH!
THERE'S NO SCREAMING
IN THE THEATER.
375
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:56,166
( all laughing )
376
00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:06,510
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- PICKLES IS GOING TO
THE ANIMAL RESERVE...
377
00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:09,376
- ( honking )
- ...SO I'M KNITTING HIM
SOME WEBBED-FOOTIE PAJAMAS.
378
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:17,717
YESTERDAY WAS FUN.
I'M GLAD WE GOT TO HANG OUT.
379
00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:21,457
ME TOO. I FEEL
LIKE WE REALLY KNOW
EACH OTHER NOW.
380
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:24,464
SO WE'RE DIFFERENT--
IT MAKES US BETTER PARTNERS.
381
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:27,967
TOTALLY. YOU SURE
YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY
WITHOUT PICKLES?
382
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,370
YEAH, I KIND OF REALIZE
383
00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:32,613
I DON'T NEED HIM TO HELP ME
WRITE SONGS ANYMORE.
384
00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:35,209
I'VE GOT A NEW GOOSE.
HIS NAME IS AUSTIN.
385
00:19:35,242 --> 00:19:39,312
COOL, YOU NAMED A GOOSE
AFTER ME? WHERE IS HE?
386
00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:40,706
IT-- IT'S YOU.
YOU'RE MY GOOSE.
387
00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:43,347
WHY, BECAUSE I POOPED
ON A BENCH ONE TIME?
388
00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:44,983
I WAS TWO YEARS OLD.
389
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,517
NO, IT'S A METAPHOR.
390
00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:50,224
I HAVE YOU,
SO I DON'T NEED
PICKLES ANYMORE.
391
00:19:50,257 --> 00:19:51,717
OH, THANKS, ALLY.
392
00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:54,493
YOU WANNA GO WORK
ON A NEW SONG
393
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,257
- FOR THE WEBCAST?
- I ALREADY WROTE ONE.
394
00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:58,496
I THINK YOU'RE GONNA
LIKE IT MUCH BETTER
THAN THE OTHER ONE.
395
00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:01,732
( piano music playing )
396
00:20:06,273 --> 00:20:09,513
* I like the bass
when it booms, you like
the high-end treble *
397
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:12,482
* I'm like the 99th floor
and you're cool on
street level *
398
00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:15,752
* I LIKE THE CROWD ROCK
ROCK ROCK ROCKING IT LOUD *
399
00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:19,652
* YOU LIKE
THE SOUND OF HUSH HUSH,
HEY, KEEP IT DOWN *
400
00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:21,486
* HOT TUB, FLIP-FLOPS
401
00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:23,521
* RETRO, DANCE, POP
402
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,786
* We rock different ways
403
00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:28,025
* Beach bum, city fun
404
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,330
* Touchdown, home run
405
00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:34,533
* What can I say-ay-ay?
It's me *
406
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,367
* It's you
407
00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:39,443
* I know we're not the same,
but we do what we do *
408
00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:42,582
* It's you and it's me
409
00:20:42,609 --> 00:20:45,679
* And who says
that we have to agree? *
410
00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:49,282
* 'Cause I like
what I like *
411
00:20:49,316 --> 00:20:52,416
* And sometimes
we collide *
412
00:20:52,452 --> 00:20:55,822
* But it's me
and it's you *
413
00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:59,825
* I know we're not the same,
but we do what we do. *
414
00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:01,859
( cheering )
415
00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:13,711
I FORGOT HOW FUN
COLORING WAS.
416
00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:15,540
DUH.
417
00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:19,706
GUESS WHO GOT A JOB
AT T-SHIRT WORLD?
418
00:21:22,749 --> 00:21:25,389
GUESS WHO GETS
A BEST FRIEND DISCOUNT?
419
00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:30,694
I'M SO HAPPY YOU GUYS LIKE
HANGING OUT TOGETHER.
420
00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:34,363
AND BY HAPPY,
I MEAN TOTALLY WEIRDED OUT.
421
00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:36,804
WHY? WE HAVE THE SAME
FAVORITE HORROR MOVIE,
422
00:21:36,829 --> 00:21:39,769
THE SAME FAVORITE NUMBER
AND THE SAME FAVORITE
PIZZA TOPPING.
423
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,540
- PEPPERONI.
- MUSHROOMS.
424
00:21:42,569 --> 00:21:44,499
- MUSHROOMS?
- PEPPERONI?
425
00:21:44,537 --> 00:21:47,537
- Both: UGH!
- I CANNOT BE FRIENDS
426
00:21:47,574 --> 00:21:49,414
WITH SOMEONE
WHO LIKES MUSHROOMS.
427
00:21:49,442 --> 00:21:52,612
WELL, I CAN'T
BE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE
WHO LIKES PEPPERONI.
428
00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:54,645
YOU GUYS ARE GONNA
END YOUR FRIENDSHIP
429
00:21:54,681 --> 00:21:56,881
OVER SOMETHING AS SILLY
AS A PIZZA TOPPING?
430
00:21:56,916 --> 00:21:59,446
IT'S NOT JUST
A PIZZA TOPPING.
431
00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:02,086
FIRST SHE LIKES PEPPERONI,
THEN SHE DOESN'T WANT
TO GET IT DELIVERED
432
00:22:02,121 --> 00:22:03,821
BECAUSE SHE THINKS
WE DON'T GET OUT ENOUGH.
433
00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:06,656
BUT SOMETIMES I'M TIRED
AND I JUST WANNA WATCH TV!
434
00:22:08,395 --> 00:22:09,625
WHY ARE YOU SO TIRED
ALL THE TIME?
435
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:12,672
I'M THE ONE WHO WORKS
AT LEAST TWO JOBS A DAY!
436
00:22:14,534 --> 00:22:16,844
WELL, EVERYTHING'S
BACK TO NORMAL.
437
00:22:16,869 --> 00:22:18,669
LET'S SEE WHAT YOU'VE GOT.
438
00:22:18,705 --> 00:22:20,535
YOU'RE GONNA BE
SO PROUD OF ME.
439
00:22:20,573 --> 00:22:23,513
I COLORED
OUTSIDE THE LINES.
440
00:22:24,644 --> 00:22:26,784
WHERE'D YOU COLOR
OUTSIDE THE LINES?
441
00:22:26,813 --> 00:22:29,683
UH, RIGHT THERE.
442
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NO, STOP! OH.
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- WHO'S OUTSIDE THE LINES NOW?
- YOU BROKE MY CRAYON!
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