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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,799 Wise men say 2 00:00:35,836 --> 00:00:39,603 Only fools rush in 3 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:42,804 But I can't help 4 00:00:42,844 --> 00:00:47,781 Falling in love with you 5 00:00:47,817 --> 00:00:50,479 Shall I stay 6 00:00:50,521 --> 00:00:54,423 Would it be a sin 7 00:00:54,457 --> 00:00:55,617 If I can't help 8 00:00:55,658 --> 00:00:56,819 What are you looking at? 9 00:00:56,860 --> 00:00:58,019 Not much. 10 00:00:58,061 --> 00:00:59,426 Get out, you stupid bitch! 11 00:00:59,463 --> 00:01:00,725 Don't call me a bitch! 12 00:01:00,764 --> 00:01:02,062 I'm gonna batter you! 13 00:01:02,099 --> 00:01:03,259 Aah! 14 00:01:03,301 --> 00:01:05,097 You're dead! 15 00:01:05,136 --> 00:01:07,160 You better not touch me, Sonny Curley! 16 00:01:07,205 --> 00:01:08,399 I've witnesses! 17 00:01:10,475 --> 00:01:11,738 What did you do to him? 18 00:01:11,776 --> 00:01:13,902 Nothing! I just gave him a piece of advice! 19 00:01:13,945 --> 00:01:15,880 I dare ya. I bleedin' dare ya. 20 00:01:15,914 --> 00:01:17,211 I told him to stop fiddlin' with himself... 21 00:01:17,248 --> 00:01:18,614 when he thought there was no one looking! 22 00:01:18,651 --> 00:01:20,015 I'll batter you! 23 00:01:20,052 --> 00:01:21,212 Sorry. You'll have to make an appointment. 24 00:01:21,253 --> 00:01:22,481 You're dead! 25 00:01:22,521 --> 00:01:23,716 Is that a fact? Very interesting. 26 00:01:25,958 --> 00:01:27,790 Shut up! 27 00:01:27,826 --> 00:01:29,317 You're dead. 28 00:01:29,361 --> 00:01:30,522 I'm telling Ma! 29 00:01:30,564 --> 00:01:32,225 If you tell Ma... 30 00:01:34,201 --> 00:01:35,531 Where you going? 31 00:01:35,569 --> 00:01:37,003 Piss off! Don't! 32 00:01:45,912 --> 00:01:47,174 You're what? 33 00:01:47,214 --> 00:01:48,705 You heard me. 34 00:01:48,748 --> 00:01:50,409 Oh, my Jesus. 35 00:01:50,450 --> 00:01:52,214 You're pregnant, you said? 36 00:01:52,253 --> 00:01:53,413 Yeah. 37 00:01:53,453 --> 00:01:54,854 That's lovely, that is. 38 00:01:54,889 --> 00:01:56,049 You sure? 39 00:01:56,090 --> 00:01:57,922 Yeah. Sort of. 40 00:01:57,960 --> 00:02:00,087 - What? - Yeah. 41 00:02:00,128 --> 00:02:01,925 Positive now? You're only nineteen. 42 00:02:01,963 --> 00:02:03,364 - I'm twenty. - You're only twenty. 43 00:02:03,398 --> 00:02:04,558 I know what age I am. 44 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:06,569 Don't start getting snotty with me. 45 00:02:06,602 --> 00:02:07,933 I should be getting snotty with you. 46 00:02:07,971 --> 00:02:09,666 Sorry. 47 00:02:09,706 --> 00:02:12,037 It's shocking, that is. 48 00:02:12,075 --> 00:02:13,303 What do you think? 49 00:02:13,343 --> 00:02:15,676 - I don't know. - That the best you can do? 50 00:02:15,713 --> 00:02:17,373 Well, what do you think? 51 00:02:17,413 --> 00:02:18,574 I don't know. 52 00:02:18,616 --> 00:02:20,481 I should give out, I suppose... 53 00:02:20,516 --> 00:02:22,417 or throw a wobbler or something... 54 00:02:22,453 --> 00:02:24,649 but what's the point? 55 00:02:24,688 --> 00:02:28,351 I mean, if she was... 56 00:02:28,393 --> 00:02:31,226 You should have come to us earlier. 57 00:02:31,263 --> 00:02:33,594 Before, you know, when... 58 00:02:33,633 --> 00:02:35,759 said you were gonna get pregnant... 59 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:38,667 then we could've done something about it. 60 00:02:38,703 --> 00:02:40,001 My God. 61 00:02:43,442 --> 00:02:47,038 You're positive, now? Absolutely certain? Shh. 62 00:02:47,079 --> 00:02:50,072 Molly, my Irish Molly 63 00:02:50,117 --> 00:02:52,279 Good girl. What's that on your face? 64 00:02:52,319 --> 00:02:53,718 Shaving foam. 65 00:02:53,754 --> 00:02:56,747 Oh. Well, fair enough. 66 00:02:58,927 --> 00:03:02,727 My Irish Molly, when you are near 67 00:03:10,072 --> 00:03:11,233 Who was it? 68 00:03:11,273 --> 00:03:13,641 What? I don't know. 69 00:03:13,677 --> 00:03:15,235 Ah, now, Jesus... 70 00:03:15,278 --> 00:03:16,473 - No, I do know. - Well? 71 00:03:16,513 --> 00:03:18,845 I'm not telling. 72 00:03:18,882 --> 00:03:20,145 Now, look... 73 00:03:21,685 --> 00:03:24,382 Jesus, do you hear that? 74 00:03:24,422 --> 00:03:26,219 Gobshite! 75 00:03:34,132 --> 00:03:37,294 Now, don't start that. Just tell us. 76 00:03:37,336 --> 00:03:38,964 - I can't. - Why not? 77 00:03:39,005 --> 00:03:40,802 - I just can't, right? - Well, is he married? 78 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:42,307 No, he's not. 79 00:03:42,341 --> 00:03:44,538 Well, that's something I suppose. 80 00:03:44,577 --> 00:03:46,101 Ah, Kay... Jesus, stop it, will you? 81 00:03:47,847 --> 00:03:50,544 The music getting to you, is it? 82 00:03:50,583 --> 00:03:53,348 They're inside watching the telly. 83 00:03:53,387 --> 00:03:55,014 Go on, get in there. 84 00:03:55,055 --> 00:03:56,887 Go. Get in. 85 00:03:56,924 --> 00:04:00,018 Go on. 86 00:04:00,061 --> 00:04:01,823 Will he marry you? 87 00:04:01,862 --> 00:04:03,626 No, I don't think so. 88 00:04:03,665 --> 00:04:06,326 Ooh, the louser. That's cheatin', that is. 89 00:04:06,368 --> 00:04:08,859 - It's not a game. - I know that, Kay. 90 00:04:08,903 --> 00:04:11,371 I mean, it's his fault as much as Sharon's... 91 00:04:11,406 --> 00:04:12,998 isn't it, whoever he is. 92 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:14,406 I mean, it was his flute that... 93 00:04:14,443 --> 00:04:16,171 You've the filthiest mouth! 94 00:04:16,211 --> 00:04:17,404 Ah, lay off, Kay, will you? 95 00:04:17,446 --> 00:04:18,708 I'm being harassed! 96 00:04:18,747 --> 00:04:20,682 You just move! 97 00:04:20,716 --> 00:04:22,182 Look, do you want to keep it? 98 00:04:23,854 --> 00:04:25,218 What do you mean? 99 00:04:25,254 --> 00:04:26,481 Do you want to... 100 00:04:26,521 --> 00:04:28,251 He wants to know do you want an abortion? 101 00:04:28,291 --> 00:04:29,917 I do not! 102 00:04:29,960 --> 00:04:31,951 There's no way I'm having an abortion! 103 00:04:31,995 --> 00:04:33,690 Good, you're right! 104 00:04:33,730 --> 00:04:37,097 You definitely won't tell us who it is? 105 00:04:37,134 --> 00:04:39,729 No! Sorry. 106 00:04:41,838 --> 00:04:44,968 Well, there's no more to be said, is there? 107 00:04:46,077 --> 00:04:48,568 She's obviously made her mind up. 108 00:04:48,614 --> 00:04:51,242 A man needs a pint after all that. 109 00:04:51,283 --> 00:04:53,308 Hang on a second. 110 00:04:53,351 --> 00:04:54,650 Yes, love? 111 00:04:54,686 --> 00:04:56,381 Is that all? 112 00:04:56,422 --> 00:04:58,083 What do you mean? 113 00:04:58,123 --> 00:05:01,218 It's a terrible... 114 00:05:01,261 --> 00:05:02,955 the neighbors! 115 00:05:02,995 --> 00:05:06,488 Do you care what the neighbors think? 116 00:05:06,534 --> 00:05:07,727 Yes, I do. 117 00:05:07,768 --> 00:05:09,759 Sure, the O'Neill young ones are after having kids. 118 00:05:09,804 --> 00:05:11,100 The pair of them. 119 00:05:11,138 --> 00:05:12,331 And the Bells would be the same... 120 00:05:12,372 --> 00:05:13,533 except they don't have any daughters... 121 00:05:13,574 --> 00:05:14,733 but you know what I mean. 122 00:05:14,775 --> 00:05:16,800 Tara O'Neill had her baby for Paddy Bell. 123 00:05:16,844 --> 00:05:18,676 Of course she did. 124 00:05:18,712 --> 00:05:20,907 So fuck the neighbors. 125 00:05:22,651 --> 00:05:24,846 You coming for a drink, Sharon? 126 00:05:24,887 --> 00:05:27,411 - No, thanks, Da. - Come on. 127 00:05:29,558 --> 00:05:31,026 All right. 128 00:05:31,060 --> 00:05:32,288 Good girl. 129 00:05:32,328 --> 00:05:34,193 How about you, Kay? 130 00:05:34,230 --> 00:05:36,825 Ah, no. I'll slip on up to bed. 131 00:05:36,867 --> 00:05:38,197 I'd come up with ya... 132 00:05:38,234 --> 00:05:40,066 only I've an awful throat on me. 133 00:05:40,102 --> 00:05:43,197 Cheerio now... Grannie. 134 00:05:43,240 --> 00:05:46,266 Ohh, Molly 135 00:05:46,310 --> 00:05:48,676 My Irish Molly 136 00:05:48,711 --> 00:05:53,412 My sweet acushla dear 137 00:05:53,451 --> 00:05:56,648 I'm fairly off my trolley 138 00:05:56,688 --> 00:06:01,592 My Irish Molly, when you are near 139 00:06:01,694 --> 00:06:03,627 Still think you should tell us who the da is. 140 00:06:03,662 --> 00:06:05,630 You can think away, then. 141 00:06:07,934 --> 00:06:09,594 Your mummy took it very well. 142 00:06:09,636 --> 00:06:12,833 Yeah. She was great. 143 00:06:12,872 --> 00:06:16,036 She's a bit old-fashioned, you know. 144 00:06:16,076 --> 00:06:17,442 Set in her ways. 145 00:06:17,477 --> 00:06:18,944 Yeah. 146 00:06:18,979 --> 00:06:20,345 No, she was great. 147 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:21,745 So were you. 148 00:06:21,782 --> 00:06:23,044 Ahh. 149 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:28,319 Those your pals over there? 150 00:06:28,355 --> 00:06:30,448 Yeah. 151 00:06:30,490 --> 00:06:33,357 Go on over to them. I'll be all right on me own. 152 00:06:33,394 --> 00:06:34,861 Ah, no. 153 00:06:34,896 --> 00:06:37,126 Go on. You might as well. I'll be grand. 154 00:06:37,163 --> 00:06:39,860 I can always slip downstairs. 155 00:06:51,446 --> 00:06:52,936 I was so embarrassed, I was scarlet. 156 00:06:52,981 --> 00:06:54,540 I'm not joking yous, I was burnin'! 157 00:06:54,584 --> 00:06:55,743 How are yous? 158 00:06:55,784 --> 00:06:57,878 - Go on. - How are you, Sharon? 159 00:06:57,921 --> 00:07:00,288 He was holding the eclair in his hand like this. 160 00:07:00,323 --> 00:07:01,950 The place was full, and he says... 161 00:07:01,991 --> 00:07:04,460 "Why did you rob the cream out of me eclair?" 162 00:07:04,494 --> 00:07:06,725 - The head on him, Jesus! - And did you rob it? 163 00:07:06,764 --> 00:07:08,391 Well, I paid for the bleedin' thing. 164 00:07:08,433 --> 00:07:10,662 Why shouldn't I have? I told him to cop on. 165 00:07:10,701 --> 00:07:13,932 "I seen ya," he says, "with your finger." 166 00:07:13,971 --> 00:07:15,439 So I gave him the finger. 167 00:07:16,775 --> 00:07:19,210 I'd shag the elephant man before I'd let him near me again. 168 00:07:19,244 --> 00:07:20,403 The prick. 169 00:07:20,445 --> 00:07:22,436 Here, young fella! 170 00:07:22,481 --> 00:07:25,314 Give us three vodkas, two cokes, and a glass of Furstenberg. 171 00:07:25,350 --> 00:07:26,648 Have you got that now, chicken? 172 00:07:26,685 --> 00:07:29,587 Hey, handsome, give us a packet of crisps as well, will ya? 173 00:07:29,621 --> 00:07:31,113 And do you have any nuts? 174 00:07:31,157 --> 00:07:33,183 Whoo! You dirty bitch! 175 00:07:33,226 --> 00:07:34,989 I'm only messing with you. 176 00:07:35,027 --> 00:07:36,860 He's a nice little bum on him... 177 00:07:36,898 --> 00:07:38,490 like two eggs in a hankie. 178 00:07:40,135 --> 00:07:41,795 He'll be nice-looking when he's older, won't he? 179 00:07:41,836 --> 00:07:43,361 Are you going to break it off with him anyway? 180 00:07:43,405 --> 00:07:44,564 Yeah. 181 00:07:44,606 --> 00:07:47,474 I was giving the matter my serious consideration. 182 00:07:47,509 --> 00:07:49,170 Then when I saw him sulking, Jesus! 183 00:07:49,211 --> 00:07:51,805 He was very good-looking, though. Very handsome. 184 00:07:51,848 --> 00:07:53,007 Not really, Mary. 185 00:07:53,048 --> 00:07:54,880 Not when you got up close to him. 186 00:07:54,918 --> 00:07:56,248 Beauty's only skin deep. 187 00:07:56,286 --> 00:07:57,618 It wasn't even that deep, Mary. 188 00:07:57,654 --> 00:07:59,815 He'd loads of little spots on his chin. 189 00:07:59,855 --> 00:08:01,756 Tiny, little ones, now. 190 00:08:01,792 --> 00:08:03,053 Millions of them! 191 00:08:03,093 --> 00:08:04,652 Only noticed 'em when you were right up against them... 192 00:08:04,695 --> 00:08:06,025 then you want to throw up. 193 00:08:06,063 --> 00:08:07,394 He was thick as well. 194 00:08:07,431 --> 00:08:10,401 Come here, Jackie. Was he passionate? 195 00:08:10,434 --> 00:08:12,767 No! But he thought he was. You know what I mean? 196 00:08:12,804 --> 00:08:14,669 He was just a big, thick monkey. 197 00:08:14,705 --> 00:08:18,072 Looking for somewhere to stick his banana, what? 198 00:08:18,110 --> 00:08:20,237 Ha! Yvonne Burgess! 199 00:08:22,882 --> 00:08:24,143 He stuck his tongue in me ear once... 200 00:08:24,182 --> 00:08:25,513 and I'm not joking yous. 201 00:08:25,551 --> 00:08:27,313 He was trying to get it out the other one. 202 00:08:27,353 --> 00:08:29,048 Don't know what he thought I had in there. 203 00:08:29,088 --> 00:08:31,421 His sense of direction wasn't the best, either. 204 00:08:31,457 --> 00:08:33,550 - Know what I mean? - Jackie O'Keefe! 205 00:08:33,593 --> 00:08:35,960 You're bleedin' disgusting, you are! 206 00:08:35,995 --> 00:08:37,554 Any news, Sharon? 207 00:08:37,598 --> 00:08:40,397 No. Not really. 208 00:08:50,044 --> 00:08:52,410 "Then the discharge... 209 00:08:52,447 --> 00:08:56,008 "becomes yellow and offensive. 210 00:08:56,051 --> 00:08:58,953 "Any infected discharge... 211 00:08:58,987 --> 00:09:01,820 "may also result in soreness... 212 00:09:01,857 --> 00:09:05,452 "or actual irritation... 213 00:09:05,494 --> 00:09:08,429 "at the entrance of the vagina." 214 00:09:08,464 --> 00:09:10,398 Jesus, me fanny! 215 00:09:16,439 --> 00:09:18,704 "It's only the unfortunate few... 216 00:09:18,741 --> 00:09:20,642 "who suffer severe nausea... 217 00:09:20,678 --> 00:09:22,542 "or recurrent vomiting." 218 00:09:26,951 --> 00:09:29,852 Sharon, it's not fair! You've been in there ages! 219 00:09:29,887 --> 00:09:31,947 Get out of there. You leave Sharon alone. 220 00:09:31,989 --> 00:09:34,082 You all right in there, Sharon? 221 00:09:35,327 --> 00:09:37,658 Yeah. Coming. 222 00:09:37,695 --> 00:09:40,824 Ah, no, no. There's no hurry. No, I've been in already. 223 00:09:40,865 --> 00:09:42,026 Ohh... 224 00:09:42,068 --> 00:09:44,298 Jesus, what were you drinking last night? 225 00:09:44,337 --> 00:09:45,667 I'm going back to bed. 226 00:09:45,705 --> 00:09:47,639 Ah, yeah, go on. Good girl. 227 00:09:47,674 --> 00:09:48,868 I'll go on without you, what? 228 00:09:48,908 --> 00:09:51,069 - What's up with her? - You shut your mouth. 229 00:09:51,112 --> 00:09:52,339 Get in there and get your clothes on. 230 00:09:52,377 --> 00:09:53,676 Go down to get your breakfast... 231 00:09:53,713 --> 00:09:55,806 and get a bleedin' job for yourself, right? 232 00:10:07,394 --> 00:10:09,862 Sharon, we're going to have to tell them. 233 00:10:15,804 --> 00:10:19,400 Stop it, will yous? Keep it... here, give me that. 234 00:10:21,111 --> 00:10:23,805 Hey! Shh! 235 00:10:23,847 --> 00:10:26,371 Now... stop it. 236 00:10:28,417 --> 00:10:29,942 Are yous all listening? 237 00:10:29,988 --> 00:10:31,716 I'm in hurry. Will you get on with it? 238 00:10:31,755 --> 00:10:32,915 Shut up! 239 00:10:32,955 --> 00:10:34,719 He has to sit on the wall all day and do nothin'. 240 00:10:34,758 --> 00:10:37,694 You go and shite you, you stupid bitch... what? 241 00:10:37,728 --> 00:10:39,196 Don't you "what" me, Sonny Curley. 242 00:10:39,230 --> 00:10:40,390 No language like that in this house. 243 00:10:40,431 --> 00:10:41,829 - Exactly! - Don't start, you. 244 00:10:41,866 --> 00:10:43,835 - You never hit her! - I do so! 245 00:10:43,868 --> 00:10:45,496 I'm not taking this! 246 00:10:45,537 --> 00:10:47,198 Have a nice day! 247 00:10:47,238 --> 00:10:48,536 You better watch yourself... 248 00:10:48,574 --> 00:10:49,871 or you'll find yourself... 249 00:10:49,909 --> 00:10:52,070 packing your shampoo and spot creams. 250 00:10:52,111 --> 00:10:54,478 I'm sorry, you'll have to discuss it with my solicitor. 251 00:10:54,513 --> 00:10:57,642 Don't you start. 252 00:10:57,684 --> 00:11:00,117 Now... 253 00:11:00,153 --> 00:11:02,678 Sharon has a bit of news for yous. 254 00:11:02,722 --> 00:11:04,849 I can't help it. 255 00:11:04,891 --> 00:11:07,018 I'm sorry, Sharon. Go on, love. 256 00:11:08,961 --> 00:11:11,157 I'm going to have a baby. 257 00:11:11,198 --> 00:11:13,359 - That's massive, Sharon. - Is that all? 258 00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:15,264 Women, what? 259 00:11:15,302 --> 00:11:16,599 Right. 260 00:11:16,637 --> 00:11:19,197 Where's your bump? 261 00:11:20,607 --> 00:11:22,940 They'll drive Sharon spare. 262 00:11:24,612 --> 00:11:27,012 That's a weed there. Look. 263 00:11:27,049 --> 00:11:30,177 She belched there, inside with the telly. 264 00:11:30,219 --> 00:11:33,016 Kimberley asked her if she was gonna have the baby. 265 00:11:33,055 --> 00:11:34,920 I don't know. 266 00:11:36,091 --> 00:11:37,991 It's hard to believe you can get so much shite... 267 00:11:38,027 --> 00:11:40,085 out of only one dog, isn't it? 268 00:11:40,128 --> 00:11:42,062 - Dessie? - Huh? 269 00:11:42,098 --> 00:11:43,725 Do you not think we should tell the girls... 270 00:11:43,766 --> 00:11:44,926 what Sharon did was wrong? 271 00:11:44,968 --> 00:11:46,128 What? 272 00:11:46,169 --> 00:11:49,537 I don't mean turn them against her or anything... 273 00:11:49,573 --> 00:11:51,301 Or the baby, remember. 274 00:11:51,342 --> 00:11:54,505 - Yes, I know that. But... - What? 275 00:11:54,545 --> 00:11:56,445 I think we should tell them. 276 00:11:56,481 --> 00:11:58,072 Without, you know... 277 00:11:58,116 --> 00:12:00,015 I think we should tell them... 278 00:12:00,051 --> 00:12:03,077 that it's better to be married if you're pregnant. 279 00:12:03,121 --> 00:12:06,114 Jeez, they're a bit young, aren't they? 280 00:12:06,157 --> 00:12:07,921 I mean, Lisa, maybe. 281 00:12:10,328 --> 00:12:12,159 You'll need a shears for that. 282 00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:16,264 What were you thinking of telling them? 283 00:12:16,302 --> 00:12:18,134 Do you think we should? 284 00:12:18,172 --> 00:12:20,538 Whatever you think yourself, Kay. 285 00:12:20,575 --> 00:12:22,804 I'm only their da. They'll laugh at me. 286 00:12:22,844 --> 00:12:24,835 Times have changed. 287 00:12:24,879 --> 00:12:27,144 Jesus, where did she leave her cop-on? 288 00:12:27,181 --> 00:12:29,650 Did she never hear of contraception? 289 00:12:34,556 --> 00:12:36,457 Do you remember that crombie coat you used to have? 290 00:12:36,492 --> 00:12:37,652 What? 291 00:12:37,694 --> 00:12:39,184 Do you remember the coat? 292 00:12:39,228 --> 00:12:41,754 - No. - You do so! 293 00:12:41,798 --> 00:12:44,824 You used to keep it spotless except for your dandruff. 294 00:12:44,869 --> 00:12:47,531 - I didn't have dandruff. - You did so! 295 00:12:47,571 --> 00:12:49,470 After you bought it, you stopped trying... 296 00:12:49,506 --> 00:12:51,236 to get me to go into the fields with you. 297 00:12:51,274 --> 00:12:52,468 It was the best contraceptive... 298 00:12:52,510 --> 00:12:54,842 ever invented, that coat. 299 00:12:57,615 --> 00:12:59,709 It's in the attic. 300 00:13:01,286 --> 00:13:03,278 How are ya? 301 00:13:05,892 --> 00:13:07,791 How are ya, Sharon? 302 00:13:11,630 --> 00:13:13,724 I'm pregnant. Did I tell yous? 303 00:13:13,766 --> 00:13:15,860 Ha ha ha! 304 00:13:19,706 --> 00:13:21,834 Yeah, well, I am. 305 00:13:21,875 --> 00:13:25,675 She's bleedin' serious! 306 00:13:27,014 --> 00:13:29,881 - Well done, Sharon. - Thanks, Jackie. 307 00:13:34,521 --> 00:13:36,547 Yeah, Sharon. Congrats. 308 00:13:36,591 --> 00:13:37,750 Thanks, Mary. 309 00:13:37,791 --> 00:13:40,818 Well done, Sharon, ya thick bitch, ya. 310 00:13:43,698 --> 00:13:45,667 Jesus, though, Sharon. 311 00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:47,565 I know. It's terrible, really. 312 00:13:47,602 --> 00:13:50,093 - How long you gone, Sharon? - Sixteen weeks. 313 00:13:50,138 --> 00:13:51,435 You don't look it. 314 00:13:51,474 --> 00:13:52,634 I do. 315 00:13:52,675 --> 00:13:55,007 I won't argue. You're the expert. 316 00:13:55,044 --> 00:13:56,204 I'm only messin'. 317 00:13:56,245 --> 00:13:57,838 I'll start getting bigger in a few weeks. 318 00:13:57,881 --> 00:14:00,371 You can hang around with someone else then. 319 00:14:00,416 --> 00:14:02,783 No fellas'll come near us if one of us is pregnant. 320 00:14:02,818 --> 00:14:06,152 So, Sharon, who you havin' it for? 321 00:14:11,996 --> 00:14:13,657 I can't tell. Sorry. 322 00:14:13,698 --> 00:14:15,393 Sharon. Give us a hint. 323 00:14:15,433 --> 00:14:16,593 - No. - Just a little one. 324 00:14:16,635 --> 00:14:17,794 Do we know him? 325 00:14:17,835 --> 00:14:20,303 You're scarlet. We must know him. 326 00:14:20,339 --> 00:14:21,930 Is he married? 327 00:14:21,973 --> 00:14:23,134 - Jesus! - No, he's not. 328 00:14:23,175 --> 00:14:24,937 I'll bet you he is. 329 00:14:24,977 --> 00:14:26,945 - Is he in here? - Jesus, Yvonne! 330 00:14:26,979 --> 00:14:28,777 Would you do it with anyone here? 331 00:14:28,814 --> 00:14:30,441 I was only asking! 332 00:14:30,483 --> 00:14:33,975 You're right, though. Sorry for insulting you, Sharon. 333 00:14:34,020 --> 00:14:36,511 Seriously, though, Sharon. Do we really not know him? 334 00:14:36,556 --> 00:14:38,286 No. Swear to God. 335 00:14:38,324 --> 00:14:40,258 Where did yous... 336 00:14:40,293 --> 00:14:42,887 Look, I don't want to talk about it, all right? 337 00:14:42,929 --> 00:14:44,761 Let's get pissed, will we? 338 00:14:44,799 --> 00:14:46,426 Oh, yeah. 339 00:14:50,238 --> 00:14:53,674 Young Sharon's after getting herself up the pole. 340 00:14:53,708 --> 00:14:55,039 Your Sharon, like? 341 00:14:55,076 --> 00:14:56,942 Yeah. Gas, isn't it? 342 00:14:56,978 --> 00:14:59,105 But she's not married. 343 00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:00,375 I know that. 344 00:15:00,415 --> 00:15:01,575 Who did the damage? 345 00:15:01,616 --> 00:15:03,585 We don't know. She won't tell us. 346 00:15:03,618 --> 00:15:05,314 You'd want to find out, wouldn't you? 347 00:15:05,355 --> 00:15:07,219 Excuse me, compadre. 348 00:15:07,256 --> 00:15:09,315 What's it to you who it was? 349 00:15:10,327 --> 00:15:12,693 I couldn't give a shite who it was. 350 00:15:12,728 --> 00:15:15,357 I'm not gonna buy the food, the nappies... 351 00:15:15,399 --> 00:15:17,766 or the little bleedin' track suits. 352 00:15:17,801 --> 00:15:18,961 Dessie is! 353 00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:20,436 I am in me hole! 354 00:15:21,972 --> 00:15:24,032 Hang on a sec. 355 00:15:24,075 --> 00:15:26,407 Maybe I will, what? 356 00:15:26,444 --> 00:15:28,912 Ah, so what? I don't care. 357 00:15:28,947 --> 00:15:31,211 It's only a baby. Snapper, what? 358 00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:33,650 Compadre... 359 00:15:33,685 --> 00:15:38,487 I can let you have some very good baby clothes. 360 00:15:38,525 --> 00:15:41,585 Mucho goodo stuff. Benetton. 361 00:15:41,628 --> 00:15:45,086 - Ha ha! Benetton. - Very competitive price. 362 00:15:45,132 --> 00:15:46,996 Sorry, lads. 363 00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:49,000 Will you take a few of these raffle tickets off me? 364 00:15:49,034 --> 00:15:50,899 What for? 365 00:15:50,937 --> 00:15:52,699 This. 366 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:58,306 We need a new set of jerseys for the under-fifteen lads. 367 00:15:58,345 --> 00:16:02,679 They've all grown bigger since the start of the season. 368 00:16:02,716 --> 00:16:06,847 Here, we'll take a few for Sharon's snapper, will we? 369 00:16:06,888 --> 00:16:08,549 That's a very good idea. 370 00:16:08,589 --> 00:16:10,490 No! 371 00:16:10,525 --> 00:16:12,993 Here you go, Georgie. Here. 372 00:16:13,028 --> 00:16:14,928 There. 373 00:16:17,132 --> 00:16:19,032 Thanks very much, lads. 374 00:16:19,067 --> 00:16:20,762 That's great. 375 00:16:22,705 --> 00:16:25,697 Oh, give a little. Helps a lot. 376 00:16:25,742 --> 00:16:28,040 - Gobshite. - Absolutely. 377 00:16:28,077 --> 00:16:30,011 Listen... 378 00:16:30,046 --> 00:16:31,537 Do you think she'll get married? 379 00:16:31,582 --> 00:16:32,776 What's that? 380 00:16:32,815 --> 00:16:34,807 Oh, no. No. Jesus, no. 381 00:16:34,852 --> 00:16:36,911 They've more cop-on these days, eh? 382 00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:38,421 I mean, would you get married... 383 00:16:38,454 --> 00:16:40,355 if you were that age again... these days? 384 00:16:40,392 --> 00:16:44,259 - What? - I think I'm going to cry. 385 00:16:44,296 --> 00:16:47,129 Anyway, I wouldn't want Sharon getting married that young. 386 00:16:47,165 --> 00:16:49,191 She's her whole life ahead of her. 387 00:16:49,234 --> 00:16:50,462 Exactly. 388 00:16:50,502 --> 00:16:52,402 Unless she drinks an iffy pint. 389 00:16:54,874 --> 00:16:57,671 Having a baby's the most natural thing in the world. 390 00:16:57,709 --> 00:17:00,474 - That's right! - Oh, good shite! 391 00:17:00,514 --> 00:17:04,144 Ol�, ol�, ol�, ol� 392 00:17:04,185 --> 00:17:07,882 Ol�, ol� 393 00:17:07,922 --> 00:17:09,082 Whoo! 394 00:17:09,123 --> 00:17:10,921 Was it Dessie Delaney? 395 00:17:10,959 --> 00:17:13,224 - No! - I was only askin'! 396 00:17:13,262 --> 00:17:16,232 Well, don't! I'm not tellin', so feck off! 397 00:17:19,368 --> 00:17:21,427 Was it Billy Delaney, then? 398 00:17:53,272 --> 00:17:55,798 Sharon Curley's pregnant, did you hear? 399 00:17:55,842 --> 00:17:58,002 Sharon Curley's up the pole. 400 00:17:58,044 --> 00:18:00,445 Sharon Curley's having a baby. 401 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:03,142 I don't believe you! 402 00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:04,342 Jesus! 403 00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:07,478 Jesus! Are you serious? 404 00:18:07,521 --> 00:18:09,113 Who's she having it for? 405 00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:10,747 I don't know. 406 00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:12,587 She won't say. 407 00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:16,687 She doesn't know. Ha ha ha! 408 00:18:18,232 --> 00:18:19,529 She can't remember! 409 00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:20,761 That's shocking! 410 00:18:20,801 --> 00:18:22,496 Dirty bitch. 411 00:18:22,536 --> 00:18:25,164 Mmm. Poor Sharon. 412 00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:26,538 The slut! 413 00:18:26,574 --> 00:18:28,405 I don't believe her. 414 00:18:28,443 --> 00:18:30,502 The stupid bitch. 415 00:18:30,545 --> 00:18:32,377 She had that coming. 416 00:18:32,415 --> 00:18:34,007 Serves her right. 417 00:18:34,050 --> 00:18:36,518 Ah, poor Sharon. 418 00:18:36,552 --> 00:18:39,852 Let's see her get into those jeans now. 419 00:18:44,594 --> 00:18:47,119 Are you all right, Sharon? 420 00:18:49,733 --> 00:18:51,724 Are you all right, Sharon? 421 00:19:13,492 --> 00:19:15,084 - Now? - Yeah. 422 00:19:16,529 --> 00:19:18,861 Aw, God almighty. 423 00:19:29,677 --> 00:19:31,076 Jesus, Sharon. 424 00:19:31,113 --> 00:19:33,604 You'll soon be the same shape as me, what? 425 00:19:33,648 --> 00:19:35,808 Thanks very much. 426 00:19:35,850 --> 00:19:39,480 Now I've got to know what is and isn't mine 427 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:41,921 He's coming! He's coming! 428 00:19:41,957 --> 00:19:44,358 If you received my letter 429 00:19:44,393 --> 00:19:46,794 We should have met him at the airport. 430 00:19:46,829 --> 00:19:48,262 Not at all. 431 00:19:48,296 --> 00:19:51,129 Then you'll know just what to do 432 00:19:51,167 --> 00:19:53,635 If you still want me 433 00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:54,830 If 434 00:19:54,872 --> 00:19:57,966 You still want me 435 00:19:59,410 --> 00:20:02,208 Well, tie a yellow ribbon 436 00:20:02,246 --> 00:20:05,045 'Round the old oak tree 437 00:20:05,083 --> 00:20:07,813 It's been three long years 438 00:20:07,852 --> 00:20:10,480 Do you still want me? 439 00:20:10,523 --> 00:20:11,784 Still want me 440 00:20:11,823 --> 00:20:13,586 If I don't see a ribbon 441 00:20:13,626 --> 00:20:16,823 'Round the old oak tree 442 00:20:16,862 --> 00:20:18,590 I'll stay on the bus 443 00:20:18,630 --> 00:20:20,031 Forget about us 444 00:20:20,065 --> 00:20:22,933 Put the blame on me 445 00:20:22,968 --> 00:20:25,163 Craig, love. 446 00:20:29,209 --> 00:20:31,575 Sharon's having a baby. 447 00:20:31,610 --> 00:20:33,043 Is that right? 448 00:20:33,078 --> 00:20:34,546 That's right, yeah. 449 00:20:34,581 --> 00:20:37,276 Who was it? Do you want me to sort him out for you? 450 00:20:37,316 --> 00:20:39,216 Sure, I already offered... 451 00:20:39,252 --> 00:20:40,513 Grow up, will you? 452 00:20:42,088 --> 00:20:43,919 No bullets? 453 00:20:43,958 --> 00:20:45,117 No. 454 00:20:45,158 --> 00:20:46,786 Well, what's the point of giving you a gun... 455 00:20:46,828 --> 00:20:48,818 if they don't give you Jesus bullets? 456 00:20:48,863 --> 00:20:50,387 So we wouldn't shoot anyone. 457 00:20:50,431 --> 00:20:52,364 I thought that was the point. 458 00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:54,925 How else you supposed to keep the bleedin' peace? 459 00:20:54,969 --> 00:20:56,198 That's crazy, that is. 460 00:20:56,237 --> 00:20:58,068 It was no joke, all right? 461 00:20:58,105 --> 00:20:59,403 You had to look straight at 'em. 462 00:20:59,441 --> 00:21:01,601 - Who? - The Arabs. 463 00:21:01,643 --> 00:21:03,338 Straight at them. 464 00:21:03,378 --> 00:21:07,474 Straight into their eyes. Mesmerize them. 465 00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:09,507 Easier said than done, I'd say. 466 00:21:10,619 --> 00:21:12,680 Who are you telling? 467 00:21:14,291 --> 00:21:15,552 Thanks. 468 00:21:23,902 --> 00:21:26,131 Hit me, will you? 469 00:21:26,170 --> 00:21:28,297 Get out! 470 00:21:32,276 --> 00:21:33,608 Hey, Sharon. 471 00:21:33,645 --> 00:21:36,842 You forgot your piss. Urine. 472 00:21:36,882 --> 00:21:38,076 Da! 473 00:22:11,687 --> 00:22:14,452 Next time you try that, you better watch it. 474 00:22:14,491 --> 00:22:16,357 For God's sake, are you daft? 475 00:22:16,393 --> 00:22:18,122 He's not only daft. 476 00:22:18,161 --> 00:22:20,391 He's such a roving eye for everybody in this hospital. 477 00:22:20,431 --> 00:22:23,161 Did you see him? Every young student doctor... 478 00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:24,997 She wanted to know my menstrual history. 479 00:22:25,037 --> 00:22:27,334 I didn't know what she was talking about till she told me. 480 00:22:27,371 --> 00:22:28,861 I felt like a right bleedin'eejit. 481 00:22:28,906 --> 00:22:30,738 Why didn't she just say "your periods"? 482 00:22:30,776 --> 00:22:31,936 We'll weigh you now, Sharon. 483 00:22:31,977 --> 00:22:34,070 Doctors are always like that. 484 00:22:34,113 --> 00:22:35,875 "Menstrual history." 485 00:22:35,914 --> 00:22:37,779 I got a "C" in that in me inter. 486 00:22:41,154 --> 00:22:42,849 How are your movements? 487 00:22:42,890 --> 00:22:45,322 Not bad. How's yours? 488 00:22:54,900 --> 00:22:57,392 There's the heartbeat now. See it? 489 00:22:57,437 --> 00:22:58,837 Yeah. 490 00:22:58,872 --> 00:23:00,805 Only one heart. 491 00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:02,035 What? 492 00:23:02,075 --> 00:23:04,136 There aren't twins in there. 493 00:23:04,179 --> 00:23:06,646 Oh, yeah. 494 00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:09,911 That there is a leg. See it? 495 00:23:09,950 --> 00:23:11,144 Oh, yeah. 496 00:23:18,928 --> 00:23:20,259 Sharon? 497 00:23:20,296 --> 00:23:22,229 Why didn't you come in this morning? 498 00:23:22,263 --> 00:23:24,129 Had a checkup. I swapped with Mona. 499 00:23:24,166 --> 00:23:25,326 You should be on check... 500 00:23:25,368 --> 00:23:26,528 Ask her. 501 00:23:26,569 --> 00:23:27,729 You should be on check-out now. 502 00:23:27,770 --> 00:23:29,067 I can't do it! 503 00:23:29,106 --> 00:23:30,333 Why not? 504 00:23:30,374 --> 00:23:32,842 'Cause I have to keep going to the toilet! 505 00:23:32,875 --> 00:23:35,106 Why aren't you in uniform? 506 00:23:35,146 --> 00:23:39,412 It doesn't fit me anymore! 507 00:23:39,449 --> 00:23:41,577 He must be a right fucking bastard! 508 00:23:41,619 --> 00:23:42,881 I know what I'd have told him. 509 00:23:42,919 --> 00:23:44,513 He blushed. You should've seen him. 510 00:23:44,555 --> 00:23:46,045 Just 'cause I said "toilet." 511 00:23:46,089 --> 00:23:47,717 Is he good-looking, Sharon? 512 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,249 Ah, you're joking me. 513 00:23:49,293 --> 00:23:50,852 You know Roland the rat? 514 00:23:50,895 --> 00:23:53,388 Well, he looks like him, only not as nice. 515 00:23:54,633 --> 00:23:56,659 He asked me why I wasn't wearing me uniform... 516 00:23:56,703 --> 00:23:57,862 so I stuck out me belly... 517 00:23:57,903 --> 00:23:59,667 and I said, "It doesn't fit me anymore!" 518 00:23:59,706 --> 00:24:01,071 You were dead right, Sharon. 519 00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:02,472 You should've stuck one of your tits... 520 00:24:02,509 --> 00:24:03,941 in his mouth as well. 521 00:24:05,312 --> 00:24:07,336 You should see the state of me nipples. 522 00:24:07,380 --> 00:24:08,609 Jesus. 523 00:24:08,648 --> 00:24:10,206 Frank Kinsella's a ride, isn't he? 524 00:24:10,250 --> 00:24:12,219 - It wasn't him. - I didn't say he... 525 00:24:12,253 --> 00:24:14,016 It wasn't him. It wasn't his brother. 526 00:24:14,054 --> 00:24:16,023 It wasn't my brother. It wasn't Bart Simpson. 527 00:24:16,057 --> 00:24:17,285 It wasn't anybody. 528 00:24:17,324 --> 00:24:18,882 Now get off me bleedin' back, will ya? I'm sick of it! 529 00:24:18,926 --> 00:24:21,293 - She didn't... - You keep out of it, right! 530 00:24:21,328 --> 00:24:23,092 He is a ride, though, isn't he? 531 00:24:23,130 --> 00:24:24,291 Frank Kinsella. 532 00:24:26,133 --> 00:24:27,328 Bitch. 533 00:24:33,076 --> 00:24:34,703 What's that that's on, Sharon? 534 00:24:34,744 --> 00:24:37,406 - Yachting. - Ah, good shite. 535 00:24:44,220 --> 00:24:46,212 Would you look at that fucking eejit? 536 00:24:47,224 --> 00:24:49,455 Can you not just say eejit? 537 00:24:49,493 --> 00:24:53,122 That's what I did say. Where are you going? 538 00:24:53,164 --> 00:24:55,394 - Toilet. - Jesus, again? 539 00:24:55,433 --> 00:24:57,163 Me uterus is pressing into me bladder. 540 00:24:57,202 --> 00:24:58,464 Ah, now stop that, Sharon! 541 00:24:58,503 --> 00:24:59,868 I don't want to hear that sort of thing! 542 00:24:59,904 --> 00:25:01,065 It's not right. 543 00:25:01,107 --> 00:25:02,266 Sorry. 544 00:25:02,308 --> 00:25:03,502 It's OK. 545 00:25:04,910 --> 00:25:06,069 Where's the remote? 546 00:25:06,112 --> 00:25:07,409 Da? 547 00:25:07,447 --> 00:25:09,539 No, you can't have a bike. 548 00:25:13,185 --> 00:25:15,551 It's not his birthday for ages yet, is it? 549 00:25:21,327 --> 00:25:23,659 Oh, Jesus. 550 00:25:25,532 --> 00:25:28,433 There's nothing on the telly tonight, is there? 551 00:25:28,469 --> 00:25:30,595 There's never anything on. 552 00:25:30,637 --> 00:25:32,037 Oh, you're right, of course... 553 00:25:32,072 --> 00:25:36,032 but there's absolutely nothing on tonight, is there? 554 00:25:47,156 --> 00:25:49,021 I suppose a ride is out of the question? 555 00:25:52,228 --> 00:25:54,161 Hang on till I get this line done. 556 00:25:54,197 --> 00:25:55,664 You serious? 557 00:25:55,698 --> 00:25:57,995 I suppose so. 558 00:25:58,034 --> 00:26:00,525 Fucking great. 559 00:26:00,570 --> 00:26:01,868 You're not messing now? 560 00:26:01,906 --> 00:26:03,271 No. 561 00:26:03,306 --> 00:26:05,241 Just let me finish the next line. 562 00:26:06,977 --> 00:26:08,968 I'll go up and brush me teeth. 563 00:26:11,583 --> 00:26:12,981 That'll be nice. 564 00:26:14,919 --> 00:26:16,217 Come on, up on the stools, everybody. 565 00:26:16,253 --> 00:26:17,812 I've an announcement to make. Quick. 566 00:26:17,856 --> 00:26:19,153 Come on, move it, move it, will yous? 567 00:26:19,191 --> 00:26:21,023 Come on! Quick, get up there! 568 00:26:21,059 --> 00:26:22,961 Would you take it easy? 569 00:26:22,996 --> 00:26:24,361 Get her down off that. 570 00:26:24,398 --> 00:26:26,025 People have to eat at the... 571 00:26:26,067 --> 00:26:27,693 Get her off the stool! 572 00:26:29,070 --> 00:26:31,731 Shut up! Shut up! 573 00:26:31,772 --> 00:26:33,070 Happy birthday, Darren. 574 00:26:33,106 --> 00:26:34,403 Happy birthday, Darren. 575 00:26:34,441 --> 00:26:36,569 Yeah, good lad. There you go, what. 576 00:26:36,611 --> 00:26:38,306 - What is it? - Open it and see. 577 00:26:38,346 --> 00:26:39,507 It's not a bike. 578 00:26:39,547 --> 00:26:41,482 He's brilliant, isn't he? 579 00:26:41,517 --> 00:26:42,710 I know that! 580 00:26:42,751 --> 00:26:44,878 - Ooh, wow. - Very nice. 581 00:26:46,455 --> 00:26:47,615 It's a pump. 582 00:26:47,656 --> 00:26:49,180 It's a very good one, too. 583 00:26:49,225 --> 00:26:50,853 See, I'm gonna get you a wheel for your Christmas... 584 00:26:50,894 --> 00:26:52,259 and another wheel for your next birthday... 585 00:26:52,294 --> 00:26:53,956 and then the saddle, what. Ha ha ha ha. 586 00:26:53,997 --> 00:26:56,192 You can pump yourself to school every morning now. 587 00:26:56,234 --> 00:26:57,393 Go away, you. 588 00:26:57,434 --> 00:26:58,593 Yous are messing. 589 00:26:58,635 --> 00:27:00,933 We are, of course. Kay, when you're ready. 590 00:27:00,971 --> 00:27:03,496 Dee dee dee diddly dee dee dee... 591 00:27:03,540 --> 00:27:04,802 - Ohh! - Whoa! 592 00:27:04,842 --> 00:27:06,537 It's a beauty, isn't it? 593 00:27:06,577 --> 00:27:08,409 Get yourself up on that. Go on. 594 00:27:08,446 --> 00:27:09,606 What? 595 00:27:09,648 --> 00:27:10,944 It's a Stephen Roche special. 596 00:27:10,982 --> 00:27:12,347 Oh, yous are still messing. 597 00:27:12,384 --> 00:27:13,748 'Course we are. 598 00:27:13,784 --> 00:27:15,946 Dee dee dee diddly dee dee dee... 599 00:27:15,988 --> 00:27:17,615 Whoa! Ohh! 600 00:27:17,656 --> 00:27:20,683 Whoa, ho ho ho! 601 00:27:20,727 --> 00:27:22,421 Throw your leg over that one, what. 602 00:27:22,461 --> 00:27:25,090 - Sorry, Sharon. - It's a Raleigh! 603 00:27:25,131 --> 00:27:26,428 'Course. Only the best. 604 00:27:26,465 --> 00:27:28,434 It's not the best, though. Peugot are. 605 00:27:28,468 --> 00:27:30,561 You ungrateful little bollix. Give me that back. 606 00:27:30,603 --> 00:27:32,332 - No, give it! - Give me that back! 607 00:27:32,373 --> 00:27:33,565 I want to keep it, Dad. Give it! 608 00:27:38,011 --> 00:27:40,878 It's a bit embarrassing, really. 609 00:27:42,882 --> 00:27:45,283 But I heard him talking about Sharon. 610 00:27:46,420 --> 00:27:49,014 Your Sharon, like, on Sunday. 611 00:27:51,626 --> 00:27:53,559 What was he saying about Sharon? 612 00:27:54,963 --> 00:27:57,431 He said she was a great little ride. 613 00:28:03,305 --> 00:28:05,035 My God. 614 00:28:06,776 --> 00:28:07,936 What... 615 00:28:07,977 --> 00:28:11,469 You wouldn't want to be listening to that fella. 616 00:28:11,514 --> 00:28:15,576 I only told you 'cause... 617 00:28:15,619 --> 00:28:16,949 I don't know why I told you, really. 618 00:28:16,987 --> 00:28:18,249 You were right. 619 00:28:18,287 --> 00:28:19,653 It's pathetic. 620 00:28:19,690 --> 00:28:21,419 A grown man talking like that. 621 00:28:21,457 --> 00:28:22,823 Exactly. 622 00:28:22,860 --> 00:28:25,384 Just 'cause she's up the pole. 623 00:28:26,731 --> 00:28:27,891 Exactly. 624 00:28:27,932 --> 00:28:29,194 It's stupid. 625 00:28:29,233 --> 00:28:30,427 Yeah. 626 00:28:30,468 --> 00:28:31,628 You wouldn't want to be getting... 627 00:28:31,669 --> 00:28:33,102 worked up about it. 628 00:28:33,137 --> 00:28:34,400 Still, though... 629 00:28:36,442 --> 00:28:38,773 It's just... 630 00:28:38,811 --> 00:28:40,642 I heard something. 631 00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:42,044 I thought I should warn you. 632 00:28:42,081 --> 00:28:45,107 - Warn me? - Yeah, warn you. 633 00:28:45,150 --> 00:28:46,880 You know your man, George Burgess? 634 00:28:48,288 --> 00:28:49,880 What about Mr. Burgess? 635 00:28:49,924 --> 00:28:52,392 He was saying things. 636 00:28:52,425 --> 00:28:53,654 Not to me face. 637 00:28:53,693 --> 00:28:56,322 It was Lester who told me. 638 00:28:56,364 --> 00:28:58,525 He was saying things... 639 00:28:58,566 --> 00:29:00,090 about you being pregnant. 640 00:29:01,569 --> 00:29:03,036 What was he saying? 641 00:29:06,107 --> 00:29:08,338 He said... 642 00:29:08,377 --> 00:29:10,368 he said you were a great little ride. 643 00:29:11,581 --> 00:29:14,276 So Lester says, anyway. 644 00:29:14,317 --> 00:29:16,375 Lester wouldn't make a thing up like that, would he? 645 00:29:16,418 --> 00:29:18,751 Jesus, no. Not Lester. Never. 646 00:29:18,787 --> 00:29:20,255 Ah, well... 647 00:29:21,924 --> 00:29:23,119 You're not upset, are you? 648 00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:25,127 No. Being called a ride's... 649 00:29:25,162 --> 00:29:26,993 a bit of a compliment, really, isn't it? 650 00:29:27,030 --> 00:29:29,330 Jesus, I don't know about that. 651 00:29:30,734 --> 00:29:33,329 Anyway, he shouldn't be saying things like that. 652 00:29:33,370 --> 00:29:35,838 Sure, men are always saying things like that about girls. 653 00:29:35,874 --> 00:29:37,239 But not about daughters. 654 00:29:37,274 --> 00:29:39,505 Don't be thick, Da. All girls are daughters. 655 00:29:39,543 --> 00:29:41,137 Well, not my fucking daughters, then. 656 00:29:41,179 --> 00:29:43,409 That's hypocritical. 657 00:29:43,447 --> 00:29:45,678 I don't give a shite what it is. 658 00:29:45,718 --> 00:29:49,313 He has daughters of his own. That young one, your friend. 659 00:29:49,355 --> 00:29:50,515 Yvonne? 660 00:29:50,556 --> 00:29:51,989 Yeah, that's right. 661 00:29:52,024 --> 00:29:53,287 It's shocking! 662 00:29:55,894 --> 00:29:58,192 I don't want some fat little fucker... 663 00:29:58,230 --> 00:30:00,857 insulting any of my family. 664 00:30:00,900 --> 00:30:02,389 Especially not you. 665 00:30:02,435 --> 00:30:04,335 You're me knight in shining armor. 666 00:30:04,370 --> 00:30:06,804 Ah, don't start that. 667 00:30:08,775 --> 00:30:10,366 I just thought I should let you know. 668 00:30:31,066 --> 00:30:32,226 Is your daddy there? 669 00:30:32,266 --> 00:30:33,427 Yeah. 670 00:30:33,470 --> 00:30:34,629 Can I see him for a minute? 671 00:30:34,670 --> 00:30:36,070 He's still having his tea. 672 00:30:38,740 --> 00:30:40,641 Is it George you want, Sharon? 673 00:30:40,677 --> 00:30:42,577 Yeah, Mrs. Burgess. 674 00:30:42,613 --> 00:30:44,842 About Darren. He's sick. 675 00:30:44,881 --> 00:30:47,077 Ah. Go on into the lounge, love. 676 00:30:59,263 --> 00:31:00,595 She's in here, is she? 677 00:31:00,633 --> 00:31:01,826 Yeah. 678 00:31:12,079 --> 00:31:15,173 What the hell do you think you're up to, you little bitch? 679 00:31:15,215 --> 00:31:17,080 What do you think you're up to, you little bastard? 680 00:31:17,118 --> 00:31:18,516 What? 681 00:31:18,552 --> 00:31:19,986 What did you say about me to your friends? 682 00:31:20,021 --> 00:31:21,853 I didn't say anything to anyone. 683 00:31:21,890 --> 00:31:24,450 You said I was a ride. I'm a great little ride. 684 00:31:24,492 --> 00:31:25,959 I was only joking. 685 00:31:25,995 --> 00:31:28,486 You got your hole. What else did you say? 686 00:31:28,531 --> 00:31:31,023 Nothing. Not another thing. 687 00:31:31,067 --> 00:31:32,623 I swear on the Bible. 688 00:31:32,668 --> 00:31:36,069 Sure, they'd never believe I got me... 689 00:31:36,105 --> 00:31:38,471 had... with you. 690 00:31:38,508 --> 00:31:40,908 They'd think I was joking. 691 00:31:40,944 --> 00:31:43,173 If you ever blab out and tell anyone again... 692 00:31:43,214 --> 00:31:45,704 I'll tell Mrs. Burgess what you did. I will. 693 00:31:45,749 --> 00:31:47,740 I... I won't. D-don't worry. 694 00:31:49,152 --> 00:31:52,714 I'm sorry. 695 00:31:52,757 --> 00:31:54,122 So you should be. 696 00:31:54,159 --> 00:31:55,990 I don't mind being pregnant... 697 00:31:56,027 --> 00:31:58,724 but I do mind people knowing who made me pregnant. 698 00:31:58,764 --> 00:32:00,629 Hang on a sec. 699 00:32:01,833 --> 00:32:03,494 I'll be back in a minute. 700 00:32:12,378 --> 00:32:14,574 - How are you, Sharon? - How ya, Yvonne? 701 00:32:15,581 --> 00:32:16,741 Where's me dad? 702 00:32:16,783 --> 00:32:18,613 He went out to get something for Darren. 703 00:32:18,650 --> 00:32:20,209 Oh. Me hair. 704 00:32:20,253 --> 00:32:21,810 I'll see you later in the pub, all right? 705 00:32:21,853 --> 00:32:23,015 Yeah. See you later. 706 00:32:23,057 --> 00:32:24,819 Ah, Yvonne. You saw Sharon. 707 00:32:24,857 --> 00:32:26,086 Darren is sick. 708 00:32:26,125 --> 00:32:27,490 We'll miss him on Saturday. 709 00:32:27,527 --> 00:32:30,190 He's turned into a right good little goalkeeper. 710 00:32:35,737 --> 00:32:37,328 That was close. 711 00:32:42,343 --> 00:32:44,072 That's for yourself, Sharon. 712 00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:47,705 Do you think I'm a prostitute, Mr. Burgess? 713 00:32:47,750 --> 00:32:50,515 God, no! Jesus, no! 714 00:32:50,553 --> 00:32:52,248 It's not the way you think, Sharon. 715 00:32:52,287 --> 00:32:53,449 Oh, shite. 716 00:32:53,490 --> 00:32:57,324 No, it's a present. No hard feelings. 717 00:32:57,360 --> 00:33:01,922 We both made a mistake. We were both stupid. 718 00:33:01,964 --> 00:33:05,298 Now, go and buy yourself a few sweets, uh, drinks. 719 00:33:06,436 --> 00:33:10,134 You're an awful bleedin' eejit, Mr. Burgess. 720 00:33:10,174 --> 00:33:12,609 Put your tenner back in your pocket. 721 00:33:12,644 --> 00:33:13,941 OK. 722 00:33:13,978 --> 00:33:15,673 Sorry. 723 00:33:15,713 --> 00:33:17,078 Oh, yeah. 724 00:33:17,115 --> 00:33:18,605 I, uh... 725 00:33:18,650 --> 00:33:20,675 I kept these for you. Your panties. 726 00:33:20,718 --> 00:33:22,812 - Isn't that what you call them? - Me knickers? 727 00:33:22,855 --> 00:33:24,949 Yeah, I was just keeping them for you in case they get lost. 728 00:33:24,990 --> 00:33:26,355 - What were you doing with them? - Nothing. 729 00:33:26,392 --> 00:33:27,587 Don't start that. 730 00:33:28,594 --> 00:33:30,563 I was going to show them to the lads. 731 00:33:30,597 --> 00:33:31,996 Oh, my God! 732 00:33:32,032 --> 00:33:34,057 - But I didn't. - I've changed me mind. 733 00:33:34,100 --> 00:33:35,362 Give us back the tenner. I deserve it. 734 00:33:35,402 --> 00:33:37,633 - Certainly. There you are. - And remember... 735 00:33:37,671 --> 00:33:39,230 if you ever say anything to anyone again about me... 736 00:33:39,273 --> 00:33:40,706 I'm going to tell Mrs. Burgess. 737 00:34:05,101 --> 00:34:07,228 Ah, there you are, Dessie. How's it going? 738 00:34:08,705 --> 00:34:10,400 You keep your hands off me. 739 00:34:10,441 --> 00:34:12,533 What's wrong with you? 740 00:34:12,576 --> 00:34:15,136 You know bleedin' well what's wrong with me! 741 00:34:15,178 --> 00:34:16,669 You were saying things about Sharon! 742 00:34:16,714 --> 00:34:18,147 No, you got it wrong, Dessie. 743 00:34:18,181 --> 00:34:20,616 - Wrong? Me bollix! - No, honestly. I swear! 744 00:34:20,652 --> 00:34:22,119 Me bollix! 745 00:34:23,388 --> 00:34:24,684 I'm sorry, Dessie. 746 00:34:24,723 --> 00:34:25,883 You should be ashamed of yourself... 747 00:34:25,924 --> 00:34:27,391 an old thing like you. 748 00:34:27,424 --> 00:34:28,950 Saying things like that about young girls. 749 00:34:28,994 --> 00:34:31,690 - I... I know. - You're not worth hitting. 750 00:34:31,731 --> 00:34:33,027 Dessie, I'm sorry. 751 00:34:33,065 --> 00:34:34,999 Really, on the Bible. 752 00:34:36,801 --> 00:34:38,770 I was just messing with the lads. 753 00:34:38,803 --> 00:34:41,465 The lads. You sound like a kid. 754 00:34:45,610 --> 00:34:47,375 If you ever say anything about Sharon again... 755 00:34:47,413 --> 00:34:48,573 I'll kill you, right. 756 00:34:48,614 --> 00:34:50,707 No, no, I... I won't. You needn't worry about... 757 00:34:50,750 --> 00:34:52,981 and if you drop Darren from the football team... 758 00:34:53,019 --> 00:34:55,351 because of this, I'll bleedin' kill you, too! 759 00:35:16,878 --> 00:35:18,608 Jesus, sorry. 760 00:35:20,150 --> 00:35:23,779 The one you said I could do without 761 00:35:23,820 --> 00:35:26,755 Well, we're in an awful mess 762 00:35:26,790 --> 00:35:28,815 And I don't mean maybe 763 00:35:30,060 --> 00:35:31,321 Please 764 00:35:31,361 --> 00:35:33,296 Papa, don't preach 765 00:35:33,330 --> 00:35:35,423 I'm in trouble deep 766 00:35:35,467 --> 00:35:37,400 Papa, don't preach 767 00:35:37,434 --> 00:35:40,029 I've been losing sleep 768 00:35:40,070 --> 00:35:43,233 But I've made up my mind, ohh 769 00:35:43,275 --> 00:35:46,074 I'm keeping my baby 770 00:35:47,514 --> 00:35:49,640 I'm gonna keep my baby 771 00:35:49,682 --> 00:35:52,049 Ooh, yeah 772 00:35:53,620 --> 00:35:56,785 Ohh. 773 00:35:59,893 --> 00:36:01,520 Turn your head. 774 00:36:01,563 --> 00:36:02,928 Who did that to you? 775 00:36:02,964 --> 00:36:04,727 Me best friend! 776 00:36:04,765 --> 00:36:06,666 Fair enough. Suits you. 777 00:36:06,702 --> 00:36:09,602 See, I told you. It looks lovely! 778 00:36:09,638 --> 00:36:12,333 Pat says his dad's after running away from home. 779 00:36:12,374 --> 00:36:14,204 - Pat who? - Burgess. 780 00:36:14,243 --> 00:36:16,473 Georgie Burgess is after running away from home? 781 00:36:16,512 --> 00:36:18,606 Yeah. Pat's ma's up to 90. 782 00:36:18,647 --> 00:36:20,478 He said she's knocking back the Valiums... 783 00:36:20,516 --> 00:36:21,677 like there's no tomorrow. 784 00:36:21,717 --> 00:36:22,878 She would be. 785 00:36:22,919 --> 00:36:24,716 Lend her some of yours, Ma. 786 00:36:24,754 --> 00:36:25,913 Poor Doris. 787 00:36:25,956 --> 00:36:27,253 That's a good one, though, huh? Ha ha. 788 00:36:27,291 --> 00:36:28,724 Do you know where he's gone, Darren? 789 00:36:28,758 --> 00:36:31,591 No. Pat said he just snuck out. 790 00:36:31,629 --> 00:36:33,460 Tom Sawyer, what. 791 00:36:33,498 --> 00:36:35,125 That's made my day. 792 00:36:35,166 --> 00:36:37,691 Fixed. Tom Sawyer Burgess. 793 00:36:37,735 --> 00:36:39,795 Oh, Jesus! 794 00:36:39,837 --> 00:36:42,432 He must have a mot hidden away somewhere. 795 00:36:42,474 --> 00:36:43,941 S�, senor. 796 00:36:43,976 --> 00:36:45,374 Who'd look at him? 797 00:36:45,409 --> 00:36:46,934 The state of him. 798 00:36:46,979 --> 00:36:49,607 Have you looked at yourself recently? 799 00:36:49,649 --> 00:36:51,275 I'm not running away, am I? 800 00:36:51,316 --> 00:36:54,114 And shirking me responsibilities. 801 00:36:54,152 --> 00:36:55,586 He's not that bad. 802 00:36:55,622 --> 00:36:57,646 You fancy him yourself, do you? 803 00:36:57,688 --> 00:36:58,849 No! 804 00:36:58,891 --> 00:37:00,256 Lester fancies younger lads. 805 00:37:00,292 --> 00:37:01,520 Isn't that right, Lester? 806 00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:03,050 Lay off, would you? 807 00:37:03,095 --> 00:37:05,495 I can't understand it meself. 808 00:37:05,532 --> 00:37:09,332 You know, the way queers... 809 00:37:09,368 --> 00:37:10,802 like each other. 810 00:37:10,838 --> 00:37:12,304 Do you think about it much? 811 00:37:12,338 --> 00:37:13,863 No. 812 00:37:13,907 --> 00:37:15,807 Nearly never. 813 00:37:15,842 --> 00:37:17,435 Lay off, would yous? 814 00:37:17,478 --> 00:37:20,970 So, Senor Burgess has vamoosed. 815 00:37:21,015 --> 00:37:24,416 And shirked his responsibilities. 816 00:37:24,451 --> 00:37:26,147 Don't start, you. 817 00:37:26,187 --> 00:37:28,678 Poor Doris. And the kids. 818 00:37:28,723 --> 00:37:30,657 Why don't you adopt them? 819 00:37:30,692 --> 00:37:32,251 Ha ha ha. 820 00:37:32,294 --> 00:37:34,991 Do you ever... Leave me alone. 821 00:37:35,031 --> 00:37:36,190 Ha ha ha. 822 00:37:36,232 --> 00:37:38,757 Jesus. Poor Yvonne, though. 823 00:37:38,801 --> 00:37:39,995 Yeah. 824 00:37:42,338 --> 00:37:44,169 Maybe we should go round to her. 825 00:37:44,207 --> 00:37:45,503 Ah, no. 826 00:37:45,542 --> 00:37:47,032 Yeah, I'd be too embarrassed. 827 00:37:47,078 --> 00:37:48,237 Yeah. 828 00:37:48,278 --> 00:37:49,677 Is Craig with Yvonne, Sharon? 829 00:37:49,714 --> 00:37:51,578 Don't know. Didn't see him. 830 00:37:51,615 --> 00:37:54,176 Can you imagine it? Your da! 831 00:37:54,217 --> 00:37:55,981 Jesus! Ha ha ha. 832 00:37:56,020 --> 00:37:57,680 Jesus, yeah. 833 00:38:03,562 --> 00:38:05,860 Sharon! Sharon! 834 00:38:05,897 --> 00:38:08,423 Oh, Sharon, there's someone outside. 835 00:38:11,905 --> 00:38:13,064 Who? 836 00:38:13,105 --> 00:38:15,596 I don't know. I'm not looking. 837 00:38:15,642 --> 00:38:17,132 A pervert, probably. 838 00:38:20,647 --> 00:38:21,841 God. 839 00:38:26,186 --> 00:38:27,347 Oh, Janey. 840 00:38:27,388 --> 00:38:28,547 Shh! 841 00:38:29,925 --> 00:38:31,255 Just shut up! 842 00:38:43,805 --> 00:38:45,864 Who is it? 843 00:38:45,908 --> 00:38:48,570 Just some young fellas messing. 844 00:38:48,611 --> 00:38:50,705 Messing! At this hour of night. 845 00:38:50,748 --> 00:38:51,941 Give me a look. 846 00:38:52,949 --> 00:38:55,110 They're gone. 847 00:38:55,151 --> 00:38:57,245 What young fellas? 848 00:38:57,287 --> 00:38:58,981 They're gone, Lisa. 849 00:38:59,023 --> 00:39:00,615 They'd better not have been looking for me. 850 00:39:00,658 --> 00:39:01,920 I'll kill them. 851 00:39:01,959 --> 00:39:04,519 Return to sender 852 00:39:04,561 --> 00:39:07,258 Address unknown 853 00:39:07,298 --> 00:39:09,391 No such number 854 00:39:09,434 --> 00:39:10,992 No such zone 855 00:39:11,035 --> 00:39:13,095 Ma! 856 00:39:13,139 --> 00:39:15,539 "I hope you will understand, Doris. 857 00:39:15,574 --> 00:39:18,475 "I cannot abandon this girl. 858 00:39:18,510 --> 00:39:21,605 "A-b-a-n-d-o-n. 859 00:39:21,647 --> 00:39:24,615 "She has no one else to look after her. 860 00:39:24,650 --> 00:39:26,083 "Full stop." 861 00:39:26,117 --> 00:39:28,143 Dirty-looking eejit. 862 00:39:28,187 --> 00:39:31,645 "I am, as the old song goes... 863 00:39:31,692 --> 00:39:34,991 "torn between two lovers. 864 00:39:35,027 --> 00:39:37,792 "P.S. The paper is my sister's." 865 00:39:57,552 --> 00:39:59,282 Sharon Curley. 866 00:40:16,507 --> 00:40:17,769 Doris. 867 00:40:21,778 --> 00:40:23,270 Is your Sharon here? 868 00:40:23,314 --> 00:40:25,613 She's at work, Doris. 869 00:40:25,650 --> 00:40:27,618 Why? Why do you want her? 870 00:40:27,652 --> 00:40:29,678 Well, if you must know... 871 00:40:29,722 --> 00:40:32,350 she's been messing around with my George. 872 00:40:32,392 --> 00:40:34,952 - He's the father. - Get lost. 873 00:40:34,994 --> 00:40:37,019 I will not get lost. 874 00:40:37,063 --> 00:40:38,326 She's your daughter. 875 00:40:38,365 --> 00:40:39,855 Go home, will you? 876 00:40:39,900 --> 00:40:42,459 Of course. I should've known. 877 00:40:42,503 --> 00:40:43,993 She's her mother's daughter. 878 00:40:57,486 --> 00:40:59,317 What's after happening, Doris? 879 00:40:59,355 --> 00:41:02,256 Your woman hit her. You seen it yourself. 880 00:41:02,292 --> 00:41:04,452 I mean before that. 881 00:41:04,493 --> 00:41:06,121 What happened, Doris? 882 00:41:06,162 --> 00:41:10,725 Kay Curley gave her a terrible clapper on the nose. 883 00:41:10,766 --> 00:41:12,928 I'll do it meself. 884 00:41:12,969 --> 00:41:16,029 What did she do that for, Doris? 885 00:41:16,072 --> 00:41:18,268 Sharon. 886 00:41:18,309 --> 00:41:19,503 What? 887 00:41:21,913 --> 00:41:23,642 Sharon Curley! 888 00:41:24,715 --> 00:41:25,909 Feck off. 889 00:41:27,319 --> 00:41:28,581 You're joking! 890 00:41:31,190 --> 00:41:33,488 No way. No way. 891 00:41:33,526 --> 00:41:34,787 No way! 892 00:41:36,662 --> 00:41:40,655 Ah, Jesus Christ! 893 00:41:42,067 --> 00:41:44,034 Are you all right, Sharon? 894 00:41:51,578 --> 00:41:55,480 Jesus, Kay, that bastard's older than I am. 895 00:41:55,515 --> 00:41:58,678 Georgie Burgess. 896 00:41:58,719 --> 00:42:00,846 I can't even go for a pint now. 897 00:42:00,888 --> 00:42:02,855 About time you stayed in. 898 00:42:02,890 --> 00:42:05,120 I'll see yous. I'm just going over to Yvonne's. 899 00:42:05,159 --> 00:42:08,595 I'd make alternative arrangements if I were you. 900 00:42:08,629 --> 00:42:10,392 Oh, Jesus. 901 00:42:10,432 --> 00:42:14,630 Can you forgive me? 902 00:42:16,105 --> 00:42:17,662 Ooh, yeah 903 00:42:19,308 --> 00:42:20,774 Ha ha ha ha! 904 00:42:31,854 --> 00:42:33,687 Ol� 905 00:42:33,724 --> 00:42:37,354 Ol�, ol�, ol�, ol� 906 00:42:37,395 --> 00:42:41,161 Ol�, ol� 907 00:42:41,199 --> 00:42:44,600 Ol�, ol�, ol�, ol�, ol� 908 00:42:44,636 --> 00:42:48,835 Ol�, ol� 909 00:42:58,618 --> 00:43:00,051 Are you all right, Sharon? 910 00:43:00,085 --> 00:43:01,747 A man. 911 00:43:18,773 --> 00:43:20,207 Is that you squeaking? 912 00:43:20,242 --> 00:43:21,401 No. 913 00:43:24,112 --> 00:43:26,604 Ah. 914 00:43:26,648 --> 00:43:29,117 Oh. Ohh. 915 00:43:34,857 --> 00:43:36,051 Oh. 916 00:43:38,662 --> 00:43:39,855 Ohh. 917 00:43:42,566 --> 00:43:44,033 That was A-one. 918 00:43:50,075 --> 00:43:51,541 Good girl. 919 00:43:58,683 --> 00:44:00,081 Who was that? 920 00:44:00,118 --> 00:44:02,086 - Sharon, are you coming? - I'm coming. 921 00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:03,450 Hurry up, will you! 922 00:44:08,627 --> 00:44:10,594 - How in the... - It wasn't him. 923 00:44:10,628 --> 00:44:12,460 - I never said it was. - It wasn't him, right! 924 00:44:12,497 --> 00:44:13,691 OK, OK. 925 00:44:19,438 --> 00:44:20,666 Well, if it wasn't Burgess... 926 00:44:20,707 --> 00:44:22,833 It wasn't bleedin' Burgess! 927 00:44:33,454 --> 00:44:35,547 George Burgess! 928 00:44:36,692 --> 00:44:38,887 Shite. 929 00:44:38,926 --> 00:44:40,951 True as I'm standing here. 930 00:44:40,995 --> 00:44:42,623 She's having it for him. 931 00:44:42,663 --> 00:44:43,961 They're getting a flat. 932 00:44:43,998 --> 00:44:45,626 Jesus! 933 00:44:45,667 --> 00:44:47,692 Shirley, come here. Listen. 934 00:44:47,735 --> 00:44:49,636 You know your woman who's preggers? 935 00:44:49,671 --> 00:44:52,606 Guess who's the da? Mr. Burgess! 936 00:45:00,351 --> 00:45:02,113 Look it! 937 00:45:03,119 --> 00:45:04,848 Hey, slut! 938 00:45:04,889 --> 00:45:06,858 How's Mr. Burgess? 939 00:45:06,891 --> 00:45:08,086 Slut! 940 00:45:28,783 --> 00:45:30,808 Take it back! 941 00:45:30,852 --> 00:45:32,910 Take it back, you fucking bastard! 942 00:45:33,922 --> 00:45:37,290 Hey, baby, it's your Georgie Porgie 943 00:45:37,325 --> 00:45:39,350 Let me tell you where I've been 944 00:45:39,394 --> 00:45:41,089 Let me tell you where they've been 945 00:45:41,129 --> 00:45:44,497 Hey, baby, it's your Georgie Porgie 946 00:45:44,533 --> 00:45:45,692 Oh, look here, she's coming. 947 00:45:45,734 --> 00:45:47,168 Oh, here's the tart again. 948 00:45:47,203 --> 00:45:48,636 Stupid old Curley. 949 00:45:48,670 --> 00:45:49,865 Up the spout again. 950 00:45:57,746 --> 00:45:59,374 Sharon! 951 00:45:59,416 --> 00:46:01,681 Wait, will you? Hang on! 952 00:46:02,886 --> 00:46:04,980 Close your mouth there, Mrs. O'Leary. 953 00:46:05,022 --> 00:46:07,012 The birds'll start nesting in it. 954 00:46:08,292 --> 00:46:10,317 There's no bleedin' way, Jackie. You know that. 955 00:46:10,362 --> 00:46:12,852 I know. I know that! 956 00:46:12,897 --> 00:46:16,128 Jesus, the state of him. There's no way you'd have... 957 00:46:16,168 --> 00:46:19,262 Don't say it. I'll get sick, I swear. 958 00:46:19,303 --> 00:46:21,669 Jeez, can you imagine it? Jesus. 959 00:46:21,706 --> 00:46:23,334 That big fat belly on top of you. 960 00:46:23,374 --> 00:46:24,535 Stop! 961 00:46:26,445 --> 00:46:27,639 You telling? 962 00:46:29,314 --> 00:46:31,578 I suppose I'd better. 963 00:46:31,617 --> 00:46:33,916 Jesus, Sharon. Come on. 964 00:46:37,992 --> 00:46:40,357 It was one of them Spanish sailors. 965 00:46:40,393 --> 00:46:42,953 - What? - You know. You do. 966 00:46:42,996 --> 00:46:44,225 In town. 967 00:46:44,265 --> 00:46:46,358 There was a big boat, you know, in the docks... 968 00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:47,766 for two days I think it was. 969 00:46:47,801 --> 00:46:50,201 Oh, he was gorgeous, Jackie, I'm not joking you. 970 00:46:50,238 --> 00:46:52,467 Was he? Jesus! 971 00:46:52,506 --> 00:46:54,168 You never mentioned him before. 972 00:46:54,209 --> 00:46:55,403 I didn't want to. 973 00:46:55,442 --> 00:46:57,638 And now I have to. It was only for one night. 974 00:46:57,679 --> 00:46:59,477 Yeah. Do you know his address? 975 00:46:59,514 --> 00:47:01,107 I don't even know his bleedin' name, Jackie! 976 00:47:04,486 --> 00:47:05,715 In a hotel. 977 00:47:05,755 --> 00:47:07,244 Jesus. 978 00:47:07,290 --> 00:47:08,451 Lovely. 979 00:47:08,491 --> 00:47:09,982 Like "Letter to Brezhnev." 980 00:47:10,026 --> 00:47:12,392 God, yeah. I never thought of that. 981 00:47:12,429 --> 00:47:15,421 Jesus. He nearly had me screaming. 982 00:47:15,464 --> 00:47:17,593 I'm not joking! Ha ha ha! 983 00:47:17,634 --> 00:47:19,602 We did it in the bath as well! 984 00:47:19,635 --> 00:47:21,662 Aah! 985 00:47:21,705 --> 00:47:24,334 - It was brilliant. - Oh, God. 986 00:47:24,375 --> 00:47:27,276 I'd love that. 987 00:47:28,313 --> 00:47:29,506 Come here. 988 00:47:30,983 --> 00:47:32,814 Did he give you his cap? 989 00:47:32,851 --> 00:47:35,546 - What? - His cap. 990 00:47:35,588 --> 00:47:37,818 You know, his uniform. 991 00:47:37,856 --> 00:47:40,552 - Uh, no. - Did he not? 992 00:47:40,593 --> 00:47:42,357 You know Melanie Beglin? 993 00:47:42,395 --> 00:47:43,827 She has two of them. 994 00:47:43,862 --> 00:47:46,024 A German and a Swedish. 995 00:47:46,066 --> 00:47:49,160 - Does she? - Yeah. She's a slut, that one. 996 00:47:49,202 --> 00:47:52,228 Jesus, sorry, Sharon. I didn't mean... 997 00:47:56,010 --> 00:47:57,978 I don't know what she has to laugh at. 998 00:48:01,549 --> 00:48:04,110 You don't hear me laughing, do you? 999 00:48:04,152 --> 00:48:05,482 Thank God. 1000 00:48:09,926 --> 00:48:12,257 Lower that thing, will you?! 1001 00:48:12,294 --> 00:48:14,990 You can live any way you want... 1002 00:48:15,030 --> 00:48:17,328 She can go and laugh somewhere else. 1003 00:48:17,367 --> 00:48:19,336 Jesus, me heart! 1004 00:48:19,369 --> 00:48:20,859 Was that one of ours? 1005 00:48:20,903 --> 00:48:23,338 Wait a minute. Hold on. 1006 00:48:23,373 --> 00:48:24,567 Where was it? 1007 00:48:25,709 --> 00:48:27,403 Burgess! 1008 00:48:27,443 --> 00:48:30,072 Burgess, you bastard, you! 1009 00:48:30,114 --> 00:48:31,605 Come on out! 1010 00:48:31,649 --> 00:48:33,344 Come on! 1011 00:48:33,384 --> 00:48:34,875 Will you come on! 1012 00:48:34,919 --> 00:48:36,613 Stay out of this, you. 1013 00:48:36,654 --> 00:48:38,020 Come out, Burgess! 1014 00:48:38,056 --> 00:48:39,955 Get in here, you gobshite! 1015 00:48:39,992 --> 00:48:41,821 Craig, love, come on home. 1016 00:48:41,859 --> 00:48:43,884 He's not in there, you eejit! 1017 00:48:43,928 --> 00:48:46,226 I'm doing this for you, you slut! 1018 00:48:46,264 --> 00:48:47,423 Come out! 1019 00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:50,531 Oh, yeah. Come on! 1020 00:48:51,935 --> 00:48:54,097 Right, come on! 1021 00:48:54,139 --> 00:48:56,973 Come on! 1022 00:48:57,008 --> 00:48:58,374 Fucking knock me down! 1023 00:48:58,411 --> 00:49:00,845 Go to hell! Come on! 1024 00:49:00,879 --> 00:49:02,142 Janey Mac! 1025 00:49:02,182 --> 00:49:03,341 Come on! 1026 00:49:03,382 --> 00:49:05,247 Come on. In. 1027 00:49:05,285 --> 00:49:06,615 In, in. Get in. 1028 00:49:06,652 --> 00:49:07,813 Jesus! 1029 00:49:14,561 --> 00:49:18,794 Do not forsake me, oh, my darling 1030 00:49:20,302 --> 00:49:25,204 On this our wedding day 1031 00:49:25,239 --> 00:49:27,434 Do not forsake me 1032 00:49:30,646 --> 00:49:32,409 Do you know what, sergeant? 1033 00:49:32,449 --> 00:49:34,279 He done it deliberately. 1034 00:49:34,316 --> 00:49:36,876 He backed right over her. 1035 00:49:36,919 --> 00:49:38,820 Oh, God, the poor little thing. 1036 00:49:38,855 --> 00:49:40,822 And all 'cause I gave him shepherd's pie... 1037 00:49:40,856 --> 00:49:42,722 two nights on the trot. Tsk, tsk. 1038 00:49:42,759 --> 00:49:45,751 But I have the evidence here now. 1039 00:49:47,063 --> 00:49:48,258 Oh, God. 1040 00:49:49,735 --> 00:49:51,168 Spanish, no less! 1041 00:49:51,203 --> 00:49:52,500 Yeah. Spanish. 1042 00:49:52,536 --> 00:49:55,631 An Irish sailor wasn't good enough for you, what? 1043 00:49:55,674 --> 00:49:57,643 And will Sinbad the Spanish sailor... 1044 00:49:57,676 --> 00:50:00,407 pay for Burgess's broken windows, I wonder? 1045 00:50:07,019 --> 00:50:08,613 Will he be much longer, do you think? 1046 00:50:08,655 --> 00:50:11,249 That depends on himself. 1047 00:50:12,259 --> 00:50:14,820 Well, I have a few sandwiches for him. 1048 00:50:14,863 --> 00:50:16,125 What are they? 1049 00:50:16,163 --> 00:50:17,425 Uh, ham. 1050 00:50:19,567 --> 00:50:21,432 I'll see he gets them. 1051 00:50:26,976 --> 00:50:28,237 Thanks. 1052 00:50:36,787 --> 00:50:39,120 Spanish sailor, me arse. 1053 00:50:44,728 --> 00:50:46,355 She's a lying, fucking bitch! 1054 00:50:46,396 --> 00:50:49,560 - Ah, look at you. - I don't care what you say! 1055 00:50:51,669 --> 00:50:55,036 I'm Pedro the sailor man 1056 00:50:56,274 --> 00:50:57,673 Toot, toot 1057 00:51:07,686 --> 00:51:09,118 Sharon? 1058 00:51:09,153 --> 00:51:11,588 Are you sure the baby won't look like Mr. Burgess? 1059 00:51:11,622 --> 00:51:13,853 No, he won't! He's not the daddy, Kimberley. 1060 00:51:13,893 --> 00:51:15,792 I told you that. Who said that, anyway? 1061 00:51:15,829 --> 00:51:16,989 Nicola Malley. 1062 00:51:17,029 --> 00:51:18,930 Well, you tell Nicola Malley to piss off. 1063 00:51:18,965 --> 00:51:20,330 - I did already. - Good. 1064 00:51:20,366 --> 00:51:22,459 And I scraped her face as well. 1065 00:51:22,503 --> 00:51:23,662 Good. 1066 00:51:23,703 --> 00:51:25,535 And I scribbled all over her sums. 1067 00:51:25,573 --> 00:51:26,732 Brilliant. 1068 00:51:26,773 --> 00:51:28,036 Look out, Sharon. 1069 00:51:55,037 --> 00:51:56,868 - Hello, Sharon. - How'd you know I was here? 1070 00:51:56,906 --> 00:51:58,704 Did you not see me over by the vegetables? 1071 00:51:58,742 --> 00:51:59,901 What do you want? 1072 00:51:59,943 --> 00:52:01,843 I want to talk to you, Sharon. 1073 00:52:01,879 --> 00:52:03,039 Well, that's a pity, Mr. Burgess... 1074 00:52:03,080 --> 00:52:04,239 'cause I don't want to talk to you. 1075 00:52:04,281 --> 00:52:07,375 Ah, Sharon, please. I have to talk. I'm tormented. 1076 00:52:07,416 --> 00:52:08,578 You're tormented? 1077 00:52:08,620 --> 00:52:10,382 You've made me the laughingstock of Barrytown. 1078 00:52:10,421 --> 00:52:12,116 I can't go out without being jeered at. 1079 00:52:12,156 --> 00:52:14,090 You're tormented? You prick, you! 1080 00:52:14,126 --> 00:52:15,353 Please, Sharon, please. 1081 00:52:15,394 --> 00:52:16,553 What? 1082 00:52:16,594 --> 00:52:18,153 Come on, I'm in a hurry. 1083 00:52:18,196 --> 00:52:19,960 Sharon... 1084 00:52:19,999 --> 00:52:21,796 Sharon, I love you, Sharon. 1085 00:52:21,834 --> 00:52:24,530 Don't laugh at me. I do. 1086 00:52:24,570 --> 00:52:27,164 On the Bible, I love you. 1087 00:52:27,206 --> 00:52:29,902 I'm very embarrassed, Sharon. 1088 00:52:29,943 --> 00:52:32,241 I think I want to take care of you, Sharon. 1089 00:52:32,279 --> 00:52:34,440 You took care of me seven months ago. 1090 00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:36,347 It's my son, too, remember. 1091 00:52:36,383 --> 00:52:38,909 - Son? - Baby. I... I meant baby. 1092 00:52:38,953 --> 00:52:40,112 Your baby? 1093 00:52:40,154 --> 00:52:41,849 You have it bad, haven't you, Mr. Burgess? 1094 00:52:41,889 --> 00:52:44,415 Yeah. Yeah, I have been living a lie... 1095 00:52:44,458 --> 00:52:45,948 for the past fifteen years. 1096 00:52:45,993 --> 00:52:47,985 It's taken you to make me cop on, Sharon. 1097 00:52:48,030 --> 00:52:49,360 Did you rehearse this, Mr. Burgess? 1098 00:52:49,397 --> 00:52:52,026 No! Yeah. 1099 00:52:52,066 --> 00:52:53,432 Well, I've been thinking... 1100 00:52:53,469 --> 00:52:55,799 of nothing else, to be honest with you. 1101 00:52:55,837 --> 00:52:57,600 Come to London with me, Sharon. 1102 00:52:57,640 --> 00:52:59,972 I've a sister over there. 1103 00:53:00,009 --> 00:53:02,306 Would you ever? Feck off! 1104 00:53:02,344 --> 00:53:04,905 Sharon, please! Let me finish! 1105 00:53:04,948 --> 00:53:06,643 No. I'm not going anywhere with you, Mr. Burgess. 1106 00:53:06,684 --> 00:53:08,982 I'm staying here. Anyway, it's not your baby. 1107 00:53:09,019 --> 00:53:10,383 Is it because I'm older than you? 1108 00:53:10,420 --> 00:53:11,820 It's because I hate the bleedin' sight of you! 1109 00:53:11,855 --> 00:53:13,152 You're not just sayin' that? 1110 00:53:13,190 --> 00:53:15,055 No, I hate you! Will I sing it for you? 1111 00:53:15,093 --> 00:53:17,322 - What about the little baby? - Forget about the little baby! 1112 00:53:17,361 --> 00:53:18,794 If you must know, you were off target! 1113 00:53:18,830 --> 00:53:21,298 - I was not! - You were, so there! 1114 00:53:21,332 --> 00:53:24,267 It was a Spanish sailor, if you must know! 1115 00:53:24,301 --> 00:53:25,529 Spanish?! 1116 00:53:25,569 --> 00:53:27,298 I sleep around, Mr. Burgess, you know what I mean? 1117 00:53:27,339 --> 00:53:29,101 I find that hard to believe, Sharon. 1118 00:53:29,140 --> 00:53:31,267 Go home, Mr. Burgess. Go home! 1119 00:53:31,309 --> 00:53:32,674 Sharon, please... 1120 00:53:32,710 --> 00:53:34,679 Will you shut up before you make an even bigger sap of yourself! 1121 00:53:34,713 --> 00:53:36,009 Go home! 1122 00:53:36,047 --> 00:53:38,572 All right. OK. 1123 00:53:38,617 --> 00:53:41,848 It'll be our secret, Sharon. 1124 00:53:41,886 --> 00:53:45,186 I'll always remember you, Sharon! 1125 00:53:45,223 --> 00:53:48,591 You met this young fella, you... you "clicked"... 1126 00:53:48,629 --> 00:53:51,028 and you went to a hotel room... 1127 00:53:51,063 --> 00:53:53,657 and you're telling me you can't remember his name? 1128 00:53:53,700 --> 00:53:54,997 I was drunk, I said. 1129 00:53:55,036 --> 00:53:56,195 I was drunk when I met your mother! 1130 00:53:56,236 --> 00:53:57,704 I still remember her name! It's Kay! 1131 00:53:57,738 --> 00:53:58,898 Don't shout. 1132 00:53:58,940 --> 00:54:00,703 Look, I was really drunk. Pissed! 1133 00:54:00,742 --> 00:54:02,174 Sorry, Mummy. 1134 00:54:02,210 --> 00:54:04,678 How do you know he was Spanish then? 1135 00:54:04,712 --> 00:54:06,874 Or a sailor? 1136 00:54:06,915 --> 00:54:09,212 He could have been a Pakistani postman... 1137 00:54:09,250 --> 00:54:10,775 if you were that drunk! 1138 00:54:10,819 --> 00:54:11,978 Well?! 1139 00:54:12,020 --> 00:54:14,614 You needn't believe me if you don't want to! 1140 00:54:14,657 --> 00:54:16,648 Oh, thanks very much! 1141 00:54:30,107 --> 00:54:31,939 Will we get out? 1142 00:54:31,976 --> 00:54:33,308 No. 1143 00:54:36,348 --> 00:54:38,441 What do you think? Do you believe her? 1144 00:54:38,483 --> 00:54:41,509 I think I'll be delighted if the father... 1145 00:54:41,554 --> 00:54:44,149 was a Spanish sailor and not Georgie Burgess. 1146 00:54:44,190 --> 00:54:45,486 God, yeah. 1147 00:54:45,525 --> 00:54:47,755 Why don't you leave her alone? 1148 00:54:47,794 --> 00:54:49,659 What do you mean? 1149 00:54:49,697 --> 00:54:51,994 If she says he's a Spanish sailor... 1150 00:54:52,031 --> 00:54:53,522 why not let her say it? 1151 00:54:53,567 --> 00:54:54,999 What, believe her? 1152 00:54:55,035 --> 00:54:56,332 Yeah. 1153 00:54:56,371 --> 00:54:59,237 I don't know. 1154 00:54:59,274 --> 00:55:02,107 If she'd just give us a name or something. 1155 00:55:02,143 --> 00:55:03,404 What does it matter? 1156 00:55:03,445 --> 00:55:05,436 What? 1157 00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:07,310 Do they believe me? 1158 00:55:07,348 --> 00:55:09,475 They do, yeah. I think they do. 1159 00:55:09,517 --> 00:55:12,042 But it's a better gas... 1160 00:55:12,087 --> 00:55:14,215 thinkin' of Mr. Burgess doin' it with you... 1161 00:55:14,256 --> 00:55:16,247 instead of the other fella. 1162 00:55:23,867 --> 00:55:25,562 That's what you're fighting against, Sharon. 1163 00:55:25,601 --> 00:55:27,866 Barrytown's sense of humor. 1164 00:55:29,874 --> 00:55:32,468 Terrible smell in here, isn't there, Mary? 1165 00:55:32,510 --> 00:55:35,103 They shouldn't let prostitutes in here. 1166 00:55:35,146 --> 00:55:36,443 I'll kill you! 1167 00:55:36,482 --> 00:55:38,541 - Don't bother! Come on! - Hey, Yvonne... 1168 00:55:38,584 --> 00:55:39,743 Don't bother. Just come, please. 1169 00:55:39,784 --> 00:55:40,943 Bitch. 1170 00:55:40,985 --> 00:55:43,818 I don't think they do believe me. 1171 00:55:43,855 --> 00:55:45,015 It's him. 1172 00:55:45,056 --> 00:55:46,647 No, it's not. 1173 00:55:53,599 --> 00:55:58,059 What do you think about it, compadre mio? 1174 00:55:59,973 --> 00:56:02,133 Sorry, Bertie. I... I wasn't listening. 1175 00:56:04,476 --> 00:56:08,140 I was lookin' at that soccer shower over there. 1176 00:56:08,180 --> 00:56:10,309 They're laughing at me. 1177 00:56:10,350 --> 00:56:12,046 Ah, cop on to yourself, will ya? 1178 00:56:12,086 --> 00:56:13,553 I'm telling you. 1179 00:56:13,586 --> 00:56:16,488 They're looking over here and laughing. 1180 00:56:16,524 --> 00:56:18,356 There's no one laughing at you. 1181 00:56:18,392 --> 00:56:20,485 If they want, they can bleedin' try. 1182 00:56:20,528 --> 00:56:23,794 Anyway, it wasn't Burgess at all. 1183 00:56:25,299 --> 00:56:28,667 It was a Spanish sailor now, she says. 1184 00:56:28,703 --> 00:56:30,501 Sharon. 1185 00:56:30,539 --> 00:56:31,939 So you said. 1186 00:56:31,973 --> 00:56:34,499 Why did Burgess do a legger, then? 1187 00:56:34,543 --> 00:56:37,604 S�, seor. 1188 00:56:37,647 --> 00:56:39,945 Sharon's a lovely-looking young 'un. 1189 00:56:39,982 --> 00:56:42,314 She'll have lads queuing up for her. 1190 00:56:42,351 --> 00:56:45,549 Burgess'd never get near her. 1191 00:56:45,589 --> 00:56:47,852 I'd say it was a Spanish sailor, all right. 1192 00:56:47,891 --> 00:56:50,382 Yes, hombre. He speaks the truth. 1193 00:56:50,427 --> 00:56:52,952 Oh. 1194 00:56:52,996 --> 00:56:55,329 Good-lookin' lad, you know. 1195 00:56:55,366 --> 00:56:57,425 Different as well, like. 1196 00:56:57,467 --> 00:57:00,335 Dark and tall. 1197 00:57:00,371 --> 00:57:02,339 - Exotic. - Exactly. 1198 00:57:03,776 --> 00:57:06,643 And a hefty langer on him, huh? 1199 00:57:09,281 --> 00:57:12,808 Christopher Columbus. 1200 00:57:18,290 --> 00:57:20,521 Janey, he moved! 1201 00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:23,052 - Of course he did. - Give us a go. 1202 00:57:25,900 --> 00:57:27,730 He kicked, yeah. 1203 00:57:32,174 --> 00:57:33,539 Here as well. 1204 00:57:33,574 --> 00:57:34,735 How could he? 1205 00:57:34,776 --> 00:57:38,041 He has two legs, Lisa. Take it easy. 1206 00:57:39,448 --> 00:57:41,417 Shh. 1207 00:57:41,450 --> 00:57:42,781 Shite. 1208 00:57:47,957 --> 00:57:52,394 I tell you, but I gave as good as I got. 1209 00:57:53,631 --> 00:57:55,758 They were laughing at me, I'm telling ya! 1210 00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:57,993 Will you calm down? 1211 00:57:58,034 --> 00:58:00,469 Let me go! I'll bust 'em! 1212 00:58:08,646 --> 00:58:11,047 Aren't you great? 1213 00:58:11,081 --> 00:58:13,072 I'm not going up there anymore. 1214 00:58:13,117 --> 00:58:15,984 I... I don't care! 1215 00:58:16,021 --> 00:58:19,821 I can't enjoy me pint under them conditions. 1216 00:58:19,857 --> 00:58:21,826 Georgie Burgess! 1217 00:58:21,860 --> 00:58:23,726 Oh, shut up. I'm sick of it. 1218 00:58:23,762 --> 00:58:25,195 Here, Sharon. 1219 00:58:25,230 --> 00:58:26,720 Your da's after been defending your honor. 1220 00:58:26,766 --> 00:58:29,097 - Isn't he great? - What happened to you? 1221 00:58:29,134 --> 00:58:31,160 Nothing, Sharon. Nothing. 1222 00:58:31,203 --> 00:58:33,434 Don't mind your mother. She's been at the sherry again. 1223 00:58:33,472 --> 00:58:34,632 Were you in a fight? 1224 00:58:34,674 --> 00:58:36,165 No, not really. 1225 00:58:36,209 --> 00:58:38,142 What happened? Yeah? 1226 00:58:38,177 --> 00:58:40,305 Well... 1227 00:58:40,347 --> 00:58:41,940 they were saying things. 1228 00:58:41,982 --> 00:58:46,612 I won't let anyone... anyone... jeer Sharon. 1229 00:58:46,654 --> 00:58:48,053 I don't care who they are. 1230 00:58:48,089 --> 00:58:49,885 You're a bleedin' eejit. Why didn't you ignore them? 1231 00:58:49,924 --> 00:58:52,188 'Cause I'm not like that! 1232 00:58:52,226 --> 00:58:54,251 You're my daughter, Sharon! 1233 00:58:54,295 --> 00:58:57,925 And, feck it all, you're my daughter... 1234 00:58:57,967 --> 00:58:59,901 and as long as you live in this house... 1235 00:58:59,936 --> 00:59:02,129 I won't let bollixes say things about you! 1236 00:59:02,171 --> 00:59:04,163 - Maybe I should leave then. - No, Sharon, no. 1237 00:59:04,207 --> 00:59:05,434 Maybe I will if you're going to keep... 1238 00:59:05,474 --> 00:59:06,703 getting into fights all the time! 1239 00:59:06,743 --> 00:59:09,940 I won't, Sharon. Honest! It was just the once! 1240 00:59:09,980 --> 00:59:13,712 I... I won't listen to them anymore. 1241 00:59:13,751 --> 00:59:16,948 Only a shower of shites! 1242 00:59:16,989 --> 00:59:20,389 Well... look, I know you mean well. 1243 00:59:20,425 --> 00:59:21,585 I know, Sharon. 1244 00:59:21,626 --> 00:59:23,093 But I can fight me own fights on me own! 1245 00:59:23,128 --> 00:59:24,561 No better girl. 1246 00:59:24,597 --> 00:59:26,791 Anyway, they've nothing to jeer me about. 1247 00:59:26,832 --> 00:59:29,460 You're right, Sharon! Of course! 1248 00:59:33,674 --> 00:59:35,334 - It's a terrible shock. - What? 1249 00:59:35,375 --> 00:59:36,866 Being married for twenty-five years... 1250 00:59:36,910 --> 00:59:39,309 and suddenly discovering your husband's a prick. 1251 00:59:39,346 --> 00:59:41,074 What?! 1252 00:59:45,386 --> 00:59:46,911 You'd be a long time waiting... 1253 00:59:46,955 --> 00:59:50,322 before you'd get a bit of gratitude in this house! 1254 00:59:50,358 --> 00:59:51,689 Huh. Ohh! 1255 01:00:42,848 --> 01:00:44,008 No! 1256 01:00:44,050 --> 01:00:45,949 She's havin' the baby! 1257 01:00:47,320 --> 01:00:48,480 I'm not. 1258 01:00:48,520 --> 01:00:50,114 Look, keep back, you. Give her space. 1259 01:00:50,156 --> 01:00:51,748 I have to go to the toilet! 1260 01:00:51,790 --> 01:00:53,816 Is that all? Jesus! 1261 01:01:01,235 --> 01:01:03,169 The kettle's boiled in here. 1262 01:01:25,528 --> 01:01:26,826 You're not goin'out like that. 1263 01:01:26,864 --> 01:01:28,331 Oh, Da, please! 1264 01:01:28,364 --> 01:01:32,095 You're not goin'out dressed like that! 1265 01:01:32,136 --> 01:01:33,603 You can forget about it. 1266 01:01:33,637 --> 01:01:35,036 What's wrong with it? 1267 01:01:35,072 --> 01:01:37,064 Every bowsie in Barrytown will be sniff in' after ya. 1268 01:01:37,108 --> 01:01:38,267 That's what's wrong with it. 1269 01:01:38,308 --> 01:01:39,468 Stop that, Dessie. 1270 01:01:39,511 --> 01:01:41,809 That the two groups are closely related. 1271 01:01:41,846 --> 01:01:43,575 Well, we already have one... 1272 01:01:43,614 --> 01:01:45,015 One what? 1273 01:01:45,050 --> 01:01:48,247 Go upstairs, put a proper skirt on... 1274 01:01:48,287 --> 01:01:49,583 and then you can go out. 1275 01:01:49,622 --> 01:01:51,146 Go on, love. 1276 01:01:51,190 --> 01:01:53,487 Yous haven't a clue. 1277 01:01:53,526 --> 01:01:55,221 It's got a segmented body... 1278 01:01:57,397 --> 01:02:00,525 - Hey, where you goin'? - To Jackie's! 1279 01:02:03,037 --> 01:02:05,368 ...a fist with a hook on it. 1280 01:02:05,405 --> 01:02:08,863 That is a sign that this is a fully mature... 1281 01:02:08,909 --> 01:02:12,106 What? What?! 1282 01:02:12,145 --> 01:02:14,637 Ah, go on. Go on and play with your pals. 1283 01:02:14,681 --> 01:02:17,480 I can't go to the pub. 1284 01:02:17,518 --> 01:02:18,918 You're dead right. 1285 01:02:18,954 --> 01:02:20,580 I wouldn't take that from my da. 1286 01:02:20,621 --> 01:02:21,783 Is that all right then? 1287 01:02:21,824 --> 01:02:24,292 Yeah, it is, and come here. 1288 01:02:24,326 --> 01:02:26,590 If nothing happens, and he's still actin' the prick... 1289 01:02:26,628 --> 01:02:28,823 we go ahead and do it. OK? 1290 01:02:28,864 --> 01:02:30,058 Are you serious? 1291 01:02:30,100 --> 01:02:31,761 Yeah. Why not? 1292 01:02:31,800 --> 01:02:33,827 Anything to get away from these bleedin' things. 1293 01:02:33,870 --> 01:02:35,770 They freak me out, they do. 1294 01:02:35,805 --> 01:02:38,603 I can never stay in here on me own. 1295 01:02:38,641 --> 01:02:41,805 All these little cement men starin' at me. 1296 01:02:43,048 --> 01:02:44,207 There, Sharon. 1297 01:02:44,248 --> 01:02:46,715 Mr. Burgess, what? 1298 01:03:02,467 --> 01:03:07,302 I'm amazed I let it slip away 1299 01:03:07,340 --> 01:03:11,140 I, I am crazed 1300 01:03:11,177 --> 01:03:13,007 It's runnin'through my... 1301 01:03:13,045 --> 01:03:14,477 Hi. 1302 01:03:15,748 --> 01:03:17,944 Pain that runs... 1303 01:03:17,984 --> 01:03:20,350 - I said, "Hi, Daddy." - I heard you. 1304 01:03:20,387 --> 01:03:24,824 Has to fall 1305 01:03:24,857 --> 01:03:26,758 You're in me way. Lookit. 1306 01:03:29,596 --> 01:03:31,793 I was watchin' that! 1307 01:03:37,873 --> 01:03:39,806 Why won't you talk to me anymore? 1308 01:03:39,842 --> 01:03:41,104 I do talk to ya. 1309 01:03:41,143 --> 01:03:43,111 - You don't. - Yes, I do. 1310 01:03:43,144 --> 01:03:44,737 I said hello to you yesterday. 1311 01:03:44,780 --> 01:03:46,713 Not properly. 1312 01:03:46,749 --> 01:03:49,741 I'll tell you the last time you talked to me properly. 1313 01:03:49,785 --> 01:03:53,244 The night before you were hit in the nose. 1314 01:03:53,290 --> 01:03:55,588 Why are you treating me like shite, Daddy? 1315 01:03:55,626 --> 01:03:57,060 I don't know what you're talkin' about. 1316 01:03:57,094 --> 01:03:58,891 You do know. 1317 01:03:58,929 --> 01:04:00,865 Will I tell ya? 1318 01:04:00,898 --> 01:04:02,230 'Cause I've shamed the family. 1319 01:04:02,267 --> 01:04:04,428 - No! - Don't bother denying it. 1320 01:04:04,468 --> 01:04:06,096 It's true. 1321 01:04:06,138 --> 01:04:08,300 I've been stupid and selfish. 1322 01:04:08,340 --> 01:04:09,773 I should've known. 1323 01:04:11,377 --> 01:04:13,173 And I know you still think that Mr. Burgess is... 1324 01:04:13,213 --> 01:04:16,205 I don't think Mr. Burgess is anything. 1325 01:04:16,249 --> 01:04:19,343 You do. Even though you hide it well. 1326 01:04:20,888 --> 01:04:25,221 Sorry, Daddy. You were great. 1327 01:04:27,495 --> 01:04:30,396 So, I think it'd be best if I leave, for everyone. 1328 01:04:30,432 --> 01:04:32,730 You can get back to normal. 1329 01:04:32,767 --> 01:04:34,428 - Leave? - Yeah. 1330 01:04:34,469 --> 01:04:36,699 Me and Jackie are goin' to get a flat. 1331 01:04:36,738 --> 01:04:38,638 You're not goin'. 1332 01:04:38,673 --> 01:04:42,269 I am. I want to. 1333 01:04:42,311 --> 01:04:43,710 It's for the best. 1334 01:04:46,148 --> 01:04:47,705 Night, night. 1335 01:04:47,749 --> 01:04:49,718 Ah, Sharon, no. 1336 01:04:55,659 --> 01:04:57,560 She won't go. 1337 01:04:57,594 --> 01:04:59,823 I'll talk to her in the mornin'. 1338 01:05:02,200 --> 01:05:03,895 You were great, Da. 1339 01:05:05,803 --> 01:05:08,168 She apologized. 1340 01:05:11,408 --> 01:05:13,570 Pub. 1341 01:05:13,611 --> 01:05:16,444 What's hard and hairy on the outside? 1342 01:05:23,122 --> 01:05:24,281 It's wet... 1343 01:05:27,325 --> 01:05:28,793 And soft on the inside. 1344 01:05:28,827 --> 01:05:30,818 Ha ha ha! 1345 01:05:30,864 --> 01:05:32,729 Jesus. 1346 01:05:32,765 --> 01:05:35,256 It begins with a "C." 1347 01:05:35,301 --> 01:05:37,862 It ends with a "T." 1348 01:05:37,904 --> 01:05:39,531 And it has a "U" and an "N" in it. 1349 01:05:43,311 --> 01:05:45,005 A cu-cu-cu-coconut. 1350 01:05:45,046 --> 01:05:46,206 Ha! 1351 01:05:46,247 --> 01:05:49,978 A coconut! 1352 01:05:50,018 --> 01:05:52,282 But, Sharon, you can't go. I won't let you. 1353 01:05:52,321 --> 01:05:53,481 Try bleedin' stoppin' me. 1354 01:05:53,521 --> 01:05:54,852 Now, there's no need for that. 1355 01:05:54,889 --> 01:05:57,484 We want you to stay here with us... 1356 01:05:57,526 --> 01:06:00,586 a- and have it... the... the baby... with us. 1357 01:06:00,629 --> 01:06:01,789 - Don't we, Kay? - Yeah. 1358 01:06:01,831 --> 01:06:02,991 - I'm goin'. - When? 1359 01:06:03,031 --> 01:06:04,260 - After dinner. - Today? 1360 01:06:04,300 --> 01:06:05,460 Yeah. 1361 01:06:05,501 --> 01:06:06,660 Oh, for Christ's sake, Sharon. 1362 01:06:08,137 --> 01:06:11,129 God. Oh. 1363 01:06:11,174 --> 01:06:14,144 I hope you enjoyed gettin' yourself into that state. 1364 01:06:14,177 --> 01:06:15,338 Did you? 1365 01:06:15,379 --> 01:06:17,006 It's for the best. I'm goin'. 1366 01:06:17,047 --> 01:06:20,539 Huh? Look, this is your home. 1367 01:06:20,584 --> 01:06:24,351 You should stay. Stay with your family. 1368 01:06:26,024 --> 01:06:28,491 Maybe now. But look it. 1369 01:06:28,526 --> 01:06:30,084 It's gonna keep reminding you of Mr. Burgess. 1370 01:06:30,129 --> 01:06:31,459 Oh, no. 1371 01:06:31,496 --> 01:06:33,361 No, it will. Even though it wasn't him. 1372 01:06:33,399 --> 01:06:36,095 I'll go upstairs and pack. 1373 01:06:36,135 --> 01:06:39,571 What? Oh. 1374 01:06:57,025 --> 01:06:59,892 She's not goin', Kay. 1375 01:06:59,927 --> 01:07:02,556 She's not! 1376 01:07:02,598 --> 01:07:04,566 And you, gobshite! 1377 01:07:04,599 --> 01:07:06,625 You wash them dishes when you're finished! 1378 01:07:08,670 --> 01:07:11,230 Now get off him, will ya? 1379 01:07:25,956 --> 01:07:28,821 - You on your own? - Yep. 1380 01:07:28,858 --> 01:07:30,018 Where's the girls? 1381 01:07:30,060 --> 01:07:32,290 I don't know. Out. 1382 01:07:32,328 --> 01:07:33,887 Fair play to them. 1383 01:07:35,432 --> 01:07:37,525 - Don't go, Sharon. - I have to. 1384 01:07:37,568 --> 01:07:39,297 You don't have to. 1385 01:07:46,210 --> 01:07:49,112 Sorry. Cryin'. 1386 01:07:49,147 --> 01:07:51,412 I don't know what to say. 1387 01:07:51,450 --> 01:07:54,614 Sorry, Sharon. 1388 01:07:54,654 --> 01:07:56,644 I haven't cried since I was a kid. 1389 01:07:56,688 --> 01:07:58,179 You cried during the World Cup. 1390 01:07:58,224 --> 01:08:00,921 Sober, Sharon, sober. 1391 01:08:00,960 --> 01:08:04,021 Drunk doesn't count. 1392 01:08:04,063 --> 01:08:06,293 We all do stupid things when we're drunk, don't we? 1393 01:08:06,333 --> 01:08:07,664 I know. 1394 01:08:07,701 --> 01:08:12,138 Oh, Jesus, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it like that. 1395 01:08:12,172 --> 01:08:13,469 I know, Da. 1396 01:08:13,508 --> 01:08:17,137 I'm sorry. Anyway, look. 1397 01:08:17,177 --> 01:08:19,578 I've been a right bollix... 1398 01:08:19,614 --> 01:08:22,811 'cause I was feelin' hard done by. 1399 01:08:22,851 --> 01:08:26,514 It's my fault. Please don't go, Sharon. 1400 01:08:26,555 --> 01:08:27,818 I'll only keep remindin' you of... 1401 01:08:27,857 --> 01:08:30,222 Look, I'm sorry to interrupt you. 1402 01:08:30,259 --> 01:08:32,853 This is really hard for me to say. 1403 01:08:35,030 --> 01:08:37,762 I wanted you to feel bad... 1404 01:08:37,802 --> 01:08:39,997 'cause I was feelin' sorry for meself. 1405 01:08:40,038 --> 01:08:41,902 I can't look at you when I'm sayin' this. 1406 01:08:47,612 --> 01:08:49,843 Please, don't go, Sharon. 1407 01:08:49,882 --> 01:08:52,510 We need you here. 1408 01:08:52,552 --> 01:08:55,646 The girls! 1409 01:09:08,068 --> 01:09:10,092 What about the baby? 1410 01:09:13,374 --> 01:09:16,070 I feel like a bleedin' eejit. 1411 01:09:18,312 --> 01:09:20,679 I love you, Sharon. 1412 01:09:20,715 --> 01:09:23,707 And the baby, well, it'll be yours... 1413 01:09:23,752 --> 01:09:27,188 so I'll love it the same. 1414 01:09:27,223 --> 01:09:29,521 What if it looks like Mr. Burgess? 1415 01:09:29,559 --> 01:09:31,892 I don't care what it looks like. 1416 01:09:31,929 --> 01:09:33,226 I couldn't give a shite. 1417 01:09:33,262 --> 01:09:34,627 That's easy to say now. 1418 01:09:34,664 --> 01:09:36,257 I'm not just saying that, Sharon. 1419 01:09:36,300 --> 01:09:38,291 I swear I'm not. 1420 01:09:38,335 --> 01:09:42,237 If it looked like Burgess's arse, I'd still love it. 1421 01:09:43,674 --> 01:09:46,269 On the Bible. 1422 01:09:46,310 --> 01:09:50,805 What if it's a girl and it looks like Mr. Burgess? 1423 01:09:52,082 --> 01:09:53,845 Oh, feck it. 1424 01:09:53,885 --> 01:09:57,184 Then we'll have to smother it and leave it on his step, what? 1425 01:09:57,222 --> 01:09:58,416 Daddy. 1426 01:09:58,455 --> 01:10:00,447 I'm only messin'. 1427 01:10:00,491 --> 01:10:01,924 She'll be lovely. 1428 01:10:01,960 --> 01:10:04,428 She better be. 1429 01:10:04,462 --> 01:10:06,521 We're a good-lookin' family. 1430 01:10:12,705 --> 01:10:17,074 Anyway, it won't look like Burgess... 1431 01:10:17,109 --> 01:10:19,442 'cause he isn't the da, right? 1432 01:10:19,478 --> 01:10:20,672 Yeah. 1433 01:10:24,684 --> 01:10:26,015 Unless your Spanish sailor... 1434 01:10:26,052 --> 01:10:27,714 looks a bit like him. Does he? 1435 01:10:29,055 --> 01:10:31,149 Just a little bit. 1436 01:10:33,427 --> 01:10:35,327 Oh, well. 1437 01:10:36,732 --> 01:10:40,168 Because I love you 1438 01:10:40,202 --> 01:10:43,968 In my own peculiar way 1439 01:10:44,006 --> 01:10:45,269 Once more. 1440 01:10:45,308 --> 01:10:49,210 Because I love you 1441 01:10:49,245 --> 01:10:53,113 In my own peculiar way 1442 01:10:53,149 --> 01:10:54,741 Here, look, get yourselves some 7-Ups... 1443 01:10:54,784 --> 01:10:56,274 and some of that stuff that Tina Turner drinks. 1444 01:10:56,319 --> 01:10:57,480 - What is it? - Pepsi. 1445 01:10:57,520 --> 01:10:59,351 - Go on. - What about me? 1446 01:10:59,389 --> 01:11:01,085 A Toblerone? A Toblerone for your mommy. 1447 01:11:01,125 --> 01:11:03,093 - Take that. Go on. - Can I have a flake? 1448 01:11:03,126 --> 01:11:04,287 Yeah, go on. 1449 01:11:04,329 --> 01:11:05,556 Hang on! Get me something with marshmallows in it! 1450 01:11:05,596 --> 01:11:07,792 Feck ya! 1451 01:11:07,831 --> 01:11:09,128 Are you well, Kay? 1452 01:11:09,166 --> 01:11:13,194 - I'm all right. - Huh? Ha ha ha. 1453 01:11:13,238 --> 01:11:14,399 Ma? 1454 01:11:14,439 --> 01:11:16,203 - What? - What do you think of Sebastian? 1455 01:11:16,241 --> 01:11:17,766 Lovely. 1456 01:11:17,809 --> 01:11:19,744 River. Call him River, Sharon. 1457 01:11:19,779 --> 01:11:21,770 What about... Ma? 1458 01:11:21,815 --> 01:11:22,974 What? 1459 01:11:23,015 --> 01:11:24,448 - What about Marcus? - Lovely. 1460 01:11:24,483 --> 01:11:25,882 Great help you are. 1461 01:11:25,918 --> 01:11:28,080 I think it should be Desmond. 1462 01:11:28,121 --> 01:11:29,587 Come on. I'll give you a lift, love. 1463 01:11:29,623 --> 01:11:30,782 Keanu. 1464 01:11:30,823 --> 01:11:31,984 No way. 1465 01:11:32,025 --> 01:11:33,185 River, then. 1466 01:11:33,226 --> 01:11:35,524 River Curley? Get lost, Lisa. 1467 01:11:54,516 --> 01:11:56,313 Ah, it's for the wife. 1468 01:12:10,566 --> 01:12:13,035 Stick that in. In the socket there. 1469 01:12:13,068 --> 01:12:15,299 - Which one? - The bottom one. 1470 01:12:15,338 --> 01:12:17,705 - There? - Yeah, go on. 1471 01:12:17,741 --> 01:12:18,902 - Aah! - Jeez! 1472 01:12:20,144 --> 01:12:22,635 What in the name of Jesus was that? 1473 01:12:22,680 --> 01:12:23,942 What happened? 1474 01:12:23,981 --> 01:12:25,608 She stuck the nail in the socket. 1475 01:12:25,648 --> 01:12:27,584 Again? What'd you do that for? 1476 01:12:27,618 --> 01:12:28,812 'Cause it fit. 1477 01:12:28,853 --> 01:12:30,048 We'll have to have her looked at. 1478 01:12:30,087 --> 01:12:31,577 I'll get me jacket. 1479 01:12:31,622 --> 01:12:33,818 I can't wait to see the shaggin'electric bill. 1480 01:12:33,859 --> 01:12:35,019 Are you readin' this? 1481 01:12:35,060 --> 01:12:36,460 What? 1482 01:12:37,496 --> 01:12:38,657 Uh, yeah. 1483 01:12:38,697 --> 01:12:39,857 What are you readin' it for? 1484 01:12:39,899 --> 01:12:41,890 Ha. Curiosity, you know? 1485 01:12:41,934 --> 01:12:45,426 Kimberley's after electrocutin' herself again. 1486 01:12:47,541 --> 01:12:50,270 Do you get cramps, Sharon? 1487 01:12:51,678 --> 01:12:52,769 No. 1488 01:12:52,812 --> 01:12:56,807 No? Good. I'd say they'd be a killer, what? 1489 01:12:56,851 --> 01:12:58,317 We'll have to keep our fingers crossed. 1490 01:12:58,352 --> 01:12:59,718 Nothin'else? 1491 01:12:59,754 --> 01:13:01,277 - Wrong? - Yeah. 1492 01:13:01,321 --> 01:13:02,880 - No. - Good. 1493 01:13:02,924 --> 01:13:04,585 I'll see you. All right? 1494 01:13:04,626 --> 01:13:05,786 Where are yous? 1495 01:13:05,828 --> 01:13:06,987 Here! 1496 01:13:07,028 --> 01:13:08,188 Is it safe to touch her? 1497 01:13:08,229 --> 01:13:09,719 Come on. Get out. 1498 01:13:16,238 --> 01:13:18,731 I was lookin' at another chapter there... 1499 01:13:18,776 --> 01:13:21,404 about, you know, doin' the business. 1500 01:13:21,446 --> 01:13:22,743 Sex? 1501 01:13:22,780 --> 01:13:26,477 Yeah. Jesus. 1502 01:13:26,516 --> 01:13:29,281 I don't know. Ha. 1503 01:13:29,320 --> 01:13:31,289 It's very complicated, isn't it? 1504 01:13:31,322 --> 01:13:33,051 I can't say I don't know. 1505 01:13:33,091 --> 01:13:36,960 What? Oh, yeah. Ha ha ha. 1506 01:13:36,995 --> 01:13:39,487 I'd say Georgie Burgess... 1507 01:13:39,532 --> 01:13:41,396 was a dab hand at the old foreplay, what? 1508 01:13:41,433 --> 01:13:43,095 Aw, Daddy. 1509 01:13:43,136 --> 01:13:44,967 Only messin'. 1510 01:13:45,003 --> 01:13:48,029 But you know... 1511 01:13:48,074 --> 01:13:51,772 this business, you know... ridin' and that, you know. 1512 01:13:51,812 --> 01:13:54,576 Jesus, I don't know, Sharon. 1513 01:13:54,616 --> 01:13:55,946 I'd better warn Mummy. 1514 01:13:55,983 --> 01:13:58,111 What? 1515 01:13:58,153 --> 01:14:01,884 Oh, very good. Very good, yeah. 1516 01:14:13,769 --> 01:14:15,463 Oh, come on! 1517 01:14:15,504 --> 01:14:18,668 I don't want to miss the "Antiques Roadshow." 1518 01:14:18,707 --> 01:14:21,404 Your fingernail! Dessie! 1519 01:14:21,444 --> 01:14:23,345 Sorry. 1520 01:14:25,649 --> 01:14:27,240 How was that? 1521 01:14:32,956 --> 01:14:35,049 I love you, Kay. 1522 01:14:35,092 --> 01:14:39,051 Jesus! Get out and brush your teeth. 1523 01:14:39,097 --> 01:14:42,589 No. Hang on. Do that again. 1524 01:14:42,634 --> 01:14:45,933 What? That? 1525 01:14:47,172 --> 01:14:48,832 Yeah. 1526 01:14:55,515 --> 01:14:57,948 There? 1527 01:14:57,983 --> 01:15:00,509 Do you like that, Kay? 1528 01:15:00,553 --> 01:15:03,022 It's all right. 1529 01:15:06,792 --> 01:15:08,420 Where did you learn to do that? 1530 01:15:08,462 --> 01:15:09,723 - Let go! - Where? 1531 01:15:09,763 --> 01:15:12,927 Let... in a book! Will you let go? 1532 01:15:39,495 --> 01:15:43,124 I will always remember you, Sharon. 1533 01:15:49,739 --> 01:15:51,572 Jesus! 1534 01:15:51,609 --> 01:15:54,009 What's wrong? Is it comin'? 1535 01:15:54,045 --> 01:15:56,274 No. No, I'm sorry. 1536 01:15:56,313 --> 01:15:59,477 I just fell asleep without knowin'. Sorry. 1537 01:15:59,516 --> 01:16:01,041 It's all right. 1538 01:16:01,087 --> 01:16:04,078 You can't be too careful about these things. 1539 01:16:04,122 --> 01:16:06,421 Oh, we wouldn't want you burstin' your waters... 1540 01:16:06,459 --> 01:16:07,619 all over our furniture. 1541 01:16:07,660 --> 01:16:09,150 Sure we wouldn't, Dessie dear. 1542 01:16:09,195 --> 01:16:11,186 They are new covers. 1543 01:16:12,732 --> 01:16:13,994 Sorry, Sharon. 1544 01:16:15,268 --> 01:16:18,795 That's a terrible thing for Kay to say. Terrible! 1545 01:16:18,840 --> 01:16:20,465 Ah, stop it. She was only jokin'. 1546 01:16:20,507 --> 01:16:22,270 Ah, there's jokin' and jokin'... 1547 01:16:22,309 --> 01:16:26,268 but that's the dirtiest, foulest thing to... 1548 01:16:26,313 --> 01:16:28,305 Daddy! 1549 01:16:31,386 --> 01:16:33,787 There seems to be only one person in this house... 1550 01:16:33,822 --> 01:16:35,846 takin' this thing seriously, and that's me. 1551 01:16:35,890 --> 01:16:38,451 Excuse me. I'm the one that's pregnant. 1552 01:16:38,494 --> 01:16:40,792 You're gettin' snotty now because of your hormones. 1553 01:16:40,829 --> 01:16:41,989 I'll talk to you later. 1554 01:16:42,031 --> 01:16:43,362 There's nothin' wrong with my hormones. 1555 01:16:43,400 --> 01:16:44,833 I didn't say there was anything wrong with 'em. 1556 01:16:44,867 --> 01:16:47,234 There's nothin' wrong with 'em as such. 1557 01:16:47,270 --> 01:16:49,363 "Wrong" is the wrong word. 1558 01:16:49,406 --> 01:16:52,704 Imbalance is the term I'd use. 1559 01:16:52,742 --> 01:16:55,608 The result is snottiness and depression. 1560 01:16:55,645 --> 01:16:57,943 Thank you, Professor Curley. 1561 01:17:01,686 --> 01:17:04,382 When your mummy was... 1562 01:17:04,422 --> 01:17:07,016 Times have changed. Do you know that? 1563 01:17:07,058 --> 01:17:11,586 When your mummy was havin' Craig, I was in work. 1564 01:17:11,629 --> 01:17:14,359 When she was havin' you, I was at me mother's. 1565 01:17:14,398 --> 01:17:17,697 When she had Sonny, I was in work as well. 1566 01:17:17,736 --> 01:17:21,603 Lisa... don't know where I was. 1567 01:17:21,640 --> 01:17:25,975 For Darren, I was in the pub with the lads. 1568 01:17:26,012 --> 01:17:27,740 You have a great memory. 1569 01:17:27,780 --> 01:17:32,615 Nowadays, the husbands are there with the wives, you know? 1570 01:17:32,653 --> 01:17:35,247 I think that's much better. 1571 01:17:35,289 --> 01:17:38,224 You know, 'cause they're able to... 1572 01:17:38,258 --> 01:17:41,194 hold their hands and help them... 1573 01:17:41,228 --> 01:17:45,996 and encourage them and see their child being born. 1574 01:17:48,002 --> 01:17:50,493 Sharon, I'd... 1575 01:17:50,538 --> 01:17:54,872 Now, this is only if you want. 1576 01:17:54,909 --> 01:17:59,406 I wouldn't mind staying with ya when you're havin' him. 1577 01:17:59,449 --> 01:18:01,279 Ah, no. 1578 01:18:04,187 --> 01:18:05,519 OK. 1579 01:18:07,858 --> 01:18:10,224 You'll take it easy, Sharon, now won't you? 1580 01:18:10,261 --> 01:18:12,786 Yeah, Daddy. 1581 01:18:12,830 --> 01:18:14,162 Whoo! 1582 01:18:22,207 --> 01:18:23,368 I'm pissed. 1583 01:18:23,409 --> 01:18:24,774 So am I. 1584 01:18:24,810 --> 01:18:26,108 Oh, I shouldn't be doin' this. 1585 01:18:26,145 --> 01:18:29,115 - What? - Drinkin'! Ha ha ha! 1586 01:18:29,148 --> 01:18:30,309 Don't be thick, Sharon. 1587 01:18:30,351 --> 01:18:31,782 You need to get pissed now and again. 1588 01:18:31,818 --> 01:18:35,185 There's no harm in it. 1589 01:18:35,221 --> 01:18:37,485 I'm gonna be sick. 1590 01:18:37,525 --> 01:18:39,925 Oh, Jesus. Come on. 1591 01:18:40,927 --> 01:18:42,759 No, I won't make it! 1592 01:18:53,542 --> 01:18:55,033 It'll hold. 1593 01:18:55,076 --> 01:18:58,046 I'll bring it out in a minute and empty it. 1594 01:18:58,080 --> 01:19:01,538 Ha ha ha! 1595 01:19:01,584 --> 01:19:03,177 I'm goin' home. 1596 01:19:03,219 --> 01:19:05,278 Jesus. Is it startin'? 1597 01:19:05,322 --> 01:19:08,951 Yeah. No. I just think... 1598 01:19:08,992 --> 01:19:12,053 - I want to go home. - Come on. 1599 01:19:12,095 --> 01:19:14,358 Get out of me way, you dopey gee-bag. 1600 01:19:14,397 --> 01:19:16,456 Come on, Sharon. 1601 01:19:16,500 --> 01:19:18,525 Excuse me. 1602 01:19:18,569 --> 01:19:20,559 Stop forcing me 1603 01:19:20,603 --> 01:19:22,765 We're comin' through! 1604 01:19:22,806 --> 01:19:24,899 It's my life 1605 01:19:27,077 --> 01:19:29,875 Jesus, sorry. It'll wash off! 1606 01:19:31,816 --> 01:19:35,183 Here! Come back here, you! 1607 01:19:35,221 --> 01:19:37,951 He saw me, the prick. The next one. 1608 01:19:37,989 --> 01:19:40,220 Yeah. 1609 01:19:41,227 --> 01:19:44,890 Here! Here! Look at... 1610 01:19:46,533 --> 01:19:48,591 I'm wringing, look it! 1611 01:19:55,710 --> 01:19:57,472 Get your own bleedin' taxi, you. 1612 01:19:57,510 --> 01:19:59,342 Is anything happening yet? 1613 01:19:59,379 --> 01:20:01,109 No. I'm sorry, Jackie. 1614 01:20:01,148 --> 01:20:02,945 Ah, feck off, will ya? 1615 01:20:04,886 --> 01:20:07,981 Hey! Taxi! 1616 01:20:08,023 --> 01:20:10,617 Oh, finally. 1617 01:20:12,294 --> 01:20:14,228 - Sorry. - Shut up. Hang on. 1618 01:20:14,264 --> 01:20:15,662 Have you the money to pay for this? 1619 01:20:18,167 --> 01:20:21,000 Oh, Jesus! Oh, fuck. 1620 01:20:29,780 --> 01:20:31,303 Shite! 1621 01:20:31,347 --> 01:20:33,748 Come on, Darren! 1622 01:20:33,784 --> 01:20:37,185 Stupid bleedin' thing. 1623 01:20:37,221 --> 01:20:39,747 Come on! Seven seconds down, lads! 1624 01:20:39,790 --> 01:20:43,248 Seven seconds! Nine seconds down, lads. Come on! 1625 01:20:43,294 --> 01:20:45,695 Nine seconds! Come on, give it a push! 1626 01:20:45,730 --> 01:20:48,028 One last go! 1627 01:20:48,067 --> 01:20:49,533 Come on, come on, paddy last! 1628 01:20:49,567 --> 01:20:51,536 Give it a lash! 1629 01:20:51,569 --> 01:20:55,165 Poor little bastard. 1630 01:20:55,207 --> 01:20:57,472 He'll saw the bollocks off himself. 1631 01:21:06,687 --> 01:21:09,485 Hey, Burgess! Burgess! 1632 01:21:11,192 --> 01:21:12,750 You know what I'd like to do with these... 1633 01:21:12,794 --> 01:21:14,888 don't you, Burgess, heh? 1634 01:21:14,929 --> 01:21:16,624 Snip snip. 1635 01:21:22,404 --> 01:21:25,862 Da, Da! Sharon thinks she's havin' the baby. 1636 01:21:25,908 --> 01:21:27,341 She told me to tell you... 1637 01:21:27,377 --> 01:21:29,971 that her contraptions have started. 1638 01:21:30,013 --> 01:21:34,312 Oh, Jesus. Red alert! Red alert! 1639 01:21:39,622 --> 01:21:41,111 Come on, move it, will yous? 1640 01:21:41,156 --> 01:21:43,216 Get down the stairs, will ya? Let's make a bit of room! 1641 01:21:43,259 --> 01:21:44,419 Lisa! 1642 01:21:49,065 --> 01:21:51,432 Is she gonna have a baby? 1643 01:21:51,469 --> 01:21:52,868 You get out of here, you gobshite. 1644 01:21:52,903 --> 01:21:54,131 Make room there! 1645 01:21:54,172 --> 01:21:55,638 Lisa, go up and get her bag for her, will ya? 1646 01:21:55,673 --> 01:21:57,334 Oh, and my toothbrush, Lisa. 1647 01:21:57,376 --> 01:21:59,173 Mind the step now, Sharon. There you go. 1648 01:21:59,210 --> 01:22:02,009 The old hedge did need a cuttin', didn't it? What? 1649 01:22:02,047 --> 01:22:05,107 Whoo-hoo. So far, so good, huh? 1650 01:22:05,150 --> 01:22:06,310 Da, can I come with yous? 1651 01:22:06,352 --> 01:22:07,512 No, you can't. 1652 01:22:07,552 --> 01:22:10,522 Just relax. You're in good hands, huh? 1653 01:22:10,555 --> 01:22:12,854 Ha ha ha! There you go now. 1654 01:22:12,892 --> 01:22:14,620 Get in there now. Mind your head. 1655 01:22:14,660 --> 01:22:16,355 Do you want to take a few sandwiches? 1656 01:22:16,396 --> 01:22:18,888 Sandwiches? 1657 01:22:18,932 --> 01:22:21,297 It's a hospital we're goin' to, not the pine forest. 1658 01:22:21,336 --> 01:22:22,528 Give it to her over that side. 1659 01:22:22,569 --> 01:22:23,763 Go on. Over there. 1660 01:22:27,442 --> 01:22:28,908 Does it really hurt you, Sharon? Does it? 1661 01:22:28,942 --> 01:22:31,639 - Go away, you! - You're dead. 1662 01:22:31,679 --> 01:22:32,873 Bye-bye, love. 1663 01:22:32,913 --> 01:22:35,746 Everything'll be all right. Wait and see. 1664 01:22:35,784 --> 01:22:37,718 Right. 1665 01:22:39,054 --> 01:22:40,580 Give us a ring as soon as you've any news, will ya? 1666 01:22:40,623 --> 01:22:42,455 I'll think about it. 1667 01:22:57,308 --> 01:23:00,675 Rollin', rollin', rollin' 1668 01:23:00,711 --> 01:23:03,704 Keep them doggies rollin' 1669 01:23:03,749 --> 01:23:07,379 Keep them doggies rollin', Rawhide 1670 01:23:07,419 --> 01:23:08,648 Dad. 1671 01:23:08,687 --> 01:23:11,213 - Yes, love? - Shut up. 1672 01:23:11,257 --> 01:23:12,780 OK. 1673 01:23:16,262 --> 01:23:18,196 Turn green, you bastards! 1674 01:23:18,232 --> 01:23:20,291 Can't expect them all to be green, I suppose, what? 1675 01:23:20,334 --> 01:23:22,962 Good girl. It's only the old cervix dilating. 1676 01:23:23,003 --> 01:23:24,937 It could happen to a bishop. 1677 01:23:24,972 --> 01:23:26,701 Here, look, Sharon. You take this. 1678 01:23:26,741 --> 01:23:28,401 You can time the contractions. 1679 01:23:28,441 --> 01:23:30,467 That way we'll be able to tell 'em when we get there. What? 1680 01:23:30,511 --> 01:23:32,377 They'll be impressed with that. Green! 1681 01:23:34,683 --> 01:23:36,116 Oh, my God. Sit back. 1682 01:23:36,151 --> 01:23:37,676 Take deep breaths. Good girl. 1683 01:23:37,720 --> 01:23:39,153 Good deep breaths. That's what I always do. 1684 01:23:39,187 --> 01:23:40,620 What? Ha ha ha! 1685 01:23:44,360 --> 01:23:46,828 We're nearly there, nearly there. 1686 01:23:46,864 --> 01:23:51,197 Is this the way to Amarillo 1687 01:23:51,235 --> 01:23:54,863 I've been weeping like a willow 1688 01:23:54,903 --> 01:23:56,064 Daddy. 1689 01:23:56,106 --> 01:23:57,834 Oh, sorry. 1690 01:23:59,276 --> 01:24:01,641 Get out of me way, you dozy bollix! 1691 01:24:01,677 --> 01:24:03,077 Look at the head on him, what? 1692 01:24:03,113 --> 01:24:04,808 Up for the day, I tell ya. 1693 01:24:04,847 --> 01:24:06,974 Here we are. We're there! 1694 01:24:10,020 --> 01:24:11,249 Jesus. 1695 01:24:13,858 --> 01:24:15,382 Come on, love. You'll be all right. 1696 01:24:15,426 --> 01:24:17,395 You all right? I've got it. 1697 01:24:17,428 --> 01:24:19,623 I have it, I have it. Go. 1698 01:24:40,221 --> 01:24:42,849 It's to speed up the dilation, that's all. 1699 01:24:42,890 --> 01:24:44,755 When you see a drip on the telly... 1700 01:24:44,791 --> 01:24:47,420 you know someone's in big trouble, but not here. 1701 01:24:50,131 --> 01:24:51,690 It'll make your fanny relax. 1702 01:24:51,733 --> 01:24:53,199 Ha ha ha! 1703 01:25:13,790 --> 01:25:15,986 Is this your first? 1704 01:25:16,026 --> 01:25:19,223 Yeah. Oh, no, no. 1705 01:25:19,264 --> 01:25:22,097 It's, uh, it's me first grandchild. 1706 01:25:23,767 --> 01:25:25,827 Is it your first? 1707 01:25:25,870 --> 01:25:27,633 No, me third. 1708 01:25:32,644 --> 01:25:34,840 Have you read this? 1709 01:25:49,530 --> 01:25:50,860 How long more? 1710 01:25:50,897 --> 01:25:53,957 Not too long now, love. We're nearly there. 1711 01:25:54,001 --> 01:25:56,698 I can see the baby's head, Sharon. 1712 01:25:56,737 --> 01:25:58,433 Is it big? 1713 01:25:58,474 --> 01:26:00,202 Ha ha ha! 1714 01:26:00,241 --> 01:26:02,505 Don't push, love. It's too early. 1715 01:26:02,544 --> 01:26:05,240 Don't push. Breathe. 1716 01:26:11,054 --> 01:26:12,645 Can you feel that? 1717 01:26:12,689 --> 01:26:14,213 What? 1718 01:26:14,257 --> 01:26:15,985 Bingo. Hmm. 1719 01:26:16,024 --> 01:26:17,322 Thunderbirds are go. 1720 01:26:34,078 --> 01:26:35,510 You come out! 1721 01:26:35,546 --> 01:26:38,539 Good. 1722 01:26:39,849 --> 01:26:41,750 Right, Sharon, once more. 1723 01:26:41,787 --> 01:26:44,381 Push! Push! 1724 01:26:44,423 --> 01:26:46,788 That's it! Good! Push. 1725 01:26:46,824 --> 01:26:50,158 You're doin'great. Push! 1726 01:26:55,300 --> 01:26:57,326 What stopped beeping? 1727 01:26:57,370 --> 01:27:00,430 Get Dr. Cook. 1728 01:27:00,473 --> 01:27:02,134 I don't know, Kay. I don't know. 1729 01:27:02,175 --> 01:27:05,543 They won't tell me. The nurses. 1730 01:27:05,579 --> 01:27:08,047 Oh, Jesus, Kay. She went in there ages ago... 1731 01:27:08,081 --> 01:27:10,710 and some of the other ones that went in after her... 1732 01:27:11,819 --> 01:27:16,484 Huh? Yeah, right. Yeah, right. 1733 01:27:23,667 --> 01:27:25,497 What? All right. 1734 01:27:25,535 --> 01:27:29,164 I'll get back to you if I hear anything. See ya. 1735 01:27:29,205 --> 01:27:30,833 Oh. 1736 01:27:33,110 --> 01:27:35,374 Boy or a girl, Sharon? 1737 01:27:35,412 --> 01:27:39,281 I don't care. Don't mind. Just safe. 1738 01:27:39,317 --> 01:27:40,978 Will there be marks on his head? 1739 01:27:41,018 --> 01:27:42,986 Only for a few days. 1740 01:27:43,021 --> 01:27:44,783 Fiver says it's a girl. 1741 01:27:47,359 --> 01:27:49,657 Just one big push, Sharon. 1742 01:27:51,331 --> 01:27:53,127 Good girl. Push! 1743 01:27:54,901 --> 01:27:56,197 That's it. 1744 01:28:26,569 --> 01:28:28,696 Look, Sharon. 1745 01:28:52,896 --> 01:28:54,329 Ha ha ha! 1746 01:28:54,364 --> 01:28:56,060 Yahoo! 1747 01:28:59,504 --> 01:29:02,372 Ol� 1748 01:29:03,607 --> 01:29:05,576 Ah, keep it for your wife, what? 1749 01:29:06,879 --> 01:29:10,508 Whoa! 1750 01:29:10,549 --> 01:29:16,978 Seven pounds, twelve ounces. 1751 01:29:17,023 --> 01:29:18,546 Twelve! 1752 01:29:18,592 --> 01:29:21,458 Yeah. Two arms, two legs, and a head. Right. 1753 01:29:21,495 --> 01:29:24,623 Ha ha ha! I'm not being sarcastic, love. 1754 01:29:24,664 --> 01:29:26,257 No, I'm too bleedin' happy. 1755 01:29:26,300 --> 01:29:27,891 All right. See you later. Bye. 1756 01:29:32,139 --> 01:29:34,607 Good man. 1757 01:29:42,184 --> 01:29:45,484 Seven pounds, twelve ounces. Huh? 1758 01:29:45,521 --> 01:29:48,820 Is that a turkey or a baby? 1759 01:29:48,858 --> 01:29:51,554 It's a baby. 1760 01:29:51,594 --> 01:29:53,960 That's a good-sized baby. 1761 01:29:53,998 --> 01:29:56,158 Yeah, it is good, isn't it, huh? 1762 01:29:56,199 --> 01:29:58,394 Small turkey, though. 1763 01:30:00,804 --> 01:30:04,737 Seven pounds, twelve ounces 1764 01:30:04,775 --> 01:30:08,738 La la la la 1765 01:30:08,780 --> 01:30:12,881 Seven pounds, twelve ounces 1766 01:30:12,918 --> 01:30:16,450 La la la la 1767 01:30:35,943 --> 01:30:39,004 She's a great little sucker, isn't she? 1768 01:30:44,352 --> 01:30:46,820 So just rub her gently on the back like that. 1769 01:30:46,854 --> 01:30:48,789 And give her the odd pat. 1770 01:30:48,824 --> 01:30:50,553 That should bring the wind... 1771 01:31:32,504 --> 01:31:33,697 Oh, God. 1772 01:31:33,739 --> 01:31:35,468 What's wrong with you, love? 1773 01:31:40,480 --> 01:31:42,471 Jesus, love, are you cryin'? 1774 01:31:42,515 --> 01:31:45,575 No. Laughin'. 1775 01:31:45,618 --> 01:31:48,178 I'm after namin' her Georgina. 1776 01:31:48,221 --> 01:31:50,247 Ha ha ha! 1777 01:31:56,864 --> 01:31:59,663 Hey! Slow down. You hear me? 1778 01:32:00,902 --> 01:32:02,426 Come on. 1779 01:32:02,470 --> 01:32:04,462 Which room? 1780 01:32:06,575 --> 01:32:08,236 Here. In there. This is it. 1781 01:32:08,277 --> 01:32:09,869 Here, on the left. Here. 1782 01:32:19,056 --> 01:32:21,651 Oh, Jesus. 1783 01:32:40,879 --> 01:32:44,007 Wise men say 1784 01:32:44,049 --> 01:32:47,713 Only fools rush in 1785 01:32:47,755 --> 01:32:50,622 But I can't help 1786 01:32:50,658 --> 01:32:55,755 Falling in love with you 1787 01:32:55,796 --> 01:32:58,425 Shall I stay 1788 01:32:58,466 --> 01:33:02,426 Would it be a sin 1789 01:33:02,470 --> 01:33:05,371 If I can't help 1790 01:33:05,407 --> 01:33:09,275 Falling in love with you 1791 01:33:10,579 --> 01:33:13,980 Like a river flows 1792 01:33:14,016 --> 01:33:17,851 Surely to the sea 1793 01:33:17,888 --> 01:33:21,379 Darling, so it goes 1794 01:33:21,424 --> 01:33:25,417 Some things were meant to be 1795 01:33:25,461 --> 01:33:28,021 Take my hand 1796 01:33:28,064 --> 01:33:32,000 Take my whole life, too 1797 01:33:32,035 --> 01:33:34,970 'Cause I can't help 1798 01:33:35,005 --> 01:33:39,066 Falling in love with you 1799 01:33:54,827 --> 01:33:57,318 Wise men say 1800 01:33:57,362 --> 01:34:01,527 Only fools rush in 1801 01:34:01,568 --> 01:34:04,230 But I can't help 1802 01:34:04,271 --> 01:34:08,072 Falling in love with you 1803 01:34:09,508 --> 01:34:12,478 Shall I stay 1804 01:34:12,512 --> 01:34:15,950 Would it be a sin 1805 01:34:15,983 --> 01:34:19,010 If I can't help 1806 01:34:19,054 --> 01:34:23,388 Falling in love with you 1807 01:34:23,425 --> 01:34:26,299 If I can't help 1808 01:34:26,404 --> 01:34:30,471 Falling in love with you 120424