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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,040 --> 00:00:14,119 Oh, my God, 2 00:00:14,120 --> 00:00:15,519 I want to show you something. 3 00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:19,260 Oh. That is fine work, my brother. 4 00:00:19,360 --> 00:00:21,960 We used to do it all the time, my mother and me. 5 00:00:22,240 --> 00:00:25,820 I mean, Christmas was the only time that I could be myself, 6 00:00:25,860 --> 00:00:28,330 with all the fun colors and clothes. 7 00:00:28,430 --> 00:00:31,660 I played Melchior in the church nativity play, and my mom 8 00:00:31,740 --> 00:00:33,980 took me to Jo-Ann's to buy fabric 9 00:00:34,040 --> 00:00:36,420 for this big, gold robe that I would wear in the show. 10 00:00:36,460 --> 00:00:37,710 I mean, even my dad, 11 00:00:37,810 --> 00:00:40,540 when I came out of my bedroom 12 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:41,780 to show him... 13 00:00:43,910 --> 00:00:45,850 ... he laughed. 14 00:00:45,950 --> 00:00:49,980 I mean, any other day and he would've taken off his belt. 15 00:00:50,740 --> 00:00:52,099 Well, in this house, 16 00:00:52,100 --> 00:00:53,989 you can be the king of Arabia 17 00:00:53,990 --> 00:00:56,480 and wear golden robes every day of the year. 18 00:00:58,480 --> 00:01:00,599 All right, now, come on, children. Gather around. 19 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:02,520 We got another tradition starting this Christmas. 20 00:01:02,700 --> 00:01:05,300 All of y'all get to ask your mother for one thing 21 00:01:05,320 --> 00:01:07,400 she can put under the tree for y'all to open 22 00:01:07,500 --> 00:01:08,879 on Christmas morning. 23 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:11,019 Within reason, all right? 24 00:01:11,020 --> 00:01:12,939 Don't go asking me for no damn Subaru. 25 00:01:12,940 --> 00:01:14,880 - I-I want... - Uh-uh-uh. I want 26 00:01:14,900 --> 00:01:18,260 python high-top sneakers with the snakeskin on it. 27 00:01:18,340 --> 00:01:19,790 Right, but you can't yell it out like that, 28 00:01:19,820 --> 00:01:21,216 - like we on The Price is Right. - Mm-hmm. 29 00:01:21,240 --> 00:01:23,320 You need to write a note to your Mother Santa, 30 00:01:23,380 --> 00:01:25,790 put it under the tree so she can find. 31 00:01:25,890 --> 00:01:27,260 - Angel. - Hmm? 32 00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:28,860 Please write your note. 33 00:01:30,860 --> 00:01:33,460 I told you I didn't want anything for Christmas. 34 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:34,660 It's Christmas. I mean, 35 00:01:34,770 --> 00:01:36,870 everybody wants something, right? 36 00:01:45,260 --> 00:01:47,080 When I was six years old, 37 00:01:48,160 --> 00:01:50,260 my father took me with him to the department store 38 00:01:50,300 --> 00:01:52,120 to buy some Christmas presents. 39 00:01:52,620 --> 00:01:54,519 I saw this one pair of 40 00:01:54,520 --> 00:01:57,400 red pumps with a four-inch heel. 41 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:03,040 I swear to God, 42 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:07,700 I had never seen anything quite so beautiful in my entire life. 43 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:10,140 When no one was looking, 44 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:11,770 I took one, 45 00:02:11,870 --> 00:02:13,600 snuck it home, 46 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:16,560 hidden underneath my coat. 47 00:02:16,580 --> 00:02:18,540 When we got to the apartment, 48 00:02:18,740 --> 00:02:20,820 I tried running straight to my room. 49 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:24,280 It slipped out and fell onto the floor, 50 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:26,580 right in front of my mother and my father. 51 00:02:28,980 --> 00:02:31,600 I begged them to let me keep it. 52 00:02:37,530 --> 00:02:39,140 My father s... 53 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:44,280 my father slapped me across the face. 54 00:02:49,420 --> 00:02:50,800 For stealing. 55 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:54,400 But more so for what I chose to steal. 56 00:02:57,820 --> 00:03:00,480 I mean, what kind of little boy 57 00:03:00,500 --> 00:03:03,640 cries over a patent leather red pump, right? 58 00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:09,340 He treated me different after that. 59 00:03:27,700 --> 00:03:29,690 If she doesn't want a present, can I have hers? 60 00:03:29,700 --> 00:03:30,700 No. 61 00:03:30,710 --> 00:03:31,949 - Boy. - What? 62 00:03:31,950 --> 00:03:34,820 - Finish puttin' these corns to poppin'. - Why you... Look at this. 63 00:03:34,920 --> 00:03:36,930 - Don't be clownin' my stuff, all right? - Yeah, but it look crazy. 64 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:38,800 - No, but it look good though. - Finish the corn that pops, honey. 65 00:03:38,820 --> 00:03:40,570 Man, what you talking about? You seen your beads? 66 00:03:40,590 --> 00:03:42,180 - They look great. - They look foo-foo. 67 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,770 The category is... 68 00:03:52,060 --> 00:03:54,300 Live... 69 00:03:54,940 --> 00:03:56,520 Work... 70 00:03:56,840 --> 00:03:59,220 Pose! 71 00:04:02,180 --> 00:04:05,460 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 72 00:04:21,380 --> 00:04:23,080 The category is, 73 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:25,880 Best Dressed High Class 74 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:28,320 in a Fur Coat. 75 00:04:31,350 --> 00:04:33,960 Mink, chinchilla. 76 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:35,360 Come on, butch queens. 77 00:04:35,460 --> 00:04:39,080 I better see Bugs Bunny on your goddamn back! 78 00:04:39,140 --> 00:04:41,400 The temperature is dropping here... 79 00:04:41,500 --> 00:04:43,500 I don't know if I'm ready for this. 80 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:44,900 I can't compete with them. 81 00:04:45,100 --> 00:04:46,816 If you want to be in the house of Evangelista, 82 00:04:46,840 --> 00:04:48,400 you gotta compete. 83 00:04:49,510 --> 00:04:51,000 Do it for us. 84 00:04:53,380 --> 00:04:57,960 Ooh, giving us Ralph Lauren in tails. 85 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:01,480 A little tail ain't never hurt nobody, baby. 86 00:05:01,580 --> 00:05:03,100 Judges, your scores, please. 87 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:05,120 Eight, seven, eight, 88 00:05:05,220 --> 00:05:07,220 six and seven. 89 00:05:09,460 --> 00:05:12,000 - Okay. - No. 90 00:05:18,780 --> 00:05:20,100 And what have we here? 91 00:05:20,140 --> 00:05:22,840 Looking like a grape raccoon. 92 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:27,470 That fur better not touch the ground. 93 00:05:27,580 --> 00:05:30,860 Oh... The lining. 94 00:05:30,980 --> 00:05:32,999 The lining is the only thing 95 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,000 to touch the ground, my darling. 96 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:37,800 That is how it is done. 97 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:39,860 Ah, judges, your scores. 98 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:43,540 Ten, ten, ten, ten, ten. 99 00:05:45,230 --> 00:05:47,060 Midnight Pimping. 100 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:50,880 Looky here. Don't run into this one 101 00:05:50,900 --> 00:05:52,620 in a dark alley, baby. 102 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:55,220 Yeah, there we have it. 103 00:05:55,900 --> 00:05:57,440 Who's coming next? 104 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:06,310 Oh, my. 105 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:13,179 And is this Billy Dee Williams we have here... 106 00:06:13,180 --> 00:06:15,060 in lynx? 107 00:06:15,940 --> 00:06:17,800 Serving us butch. 108 00:06:18,080 --> 00:06:20,939 Serving us masculintity. 109 00:06:20,940 --> 00:06:22,100 Go, Ricky! 110 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:24,560 You love it. You long for it. 111 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:26,700 I'm having all of it. 112 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:28,779 Your scores, judges, please, please. 113 00:06:28,780 --> 00:06:32,120 Ten, ten, nine, ten, nine. 114 00:06:32,140 --> 00:06:33,539 Whoo, Ricky! 115 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:37,040 First runner-up... 116 00:06:37,100 --> 00:06:39,350 Mr. Billy Dee Williams in the white lynx. 117 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:48,940 I commend you on your ballroom debut. 118 00:06:54,740 --> 00:06:56,590 All right, all right, I know it's time 119 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:58,446 for all of y'all to collect your trophies and go home, 120 00:06:58,470 --> 00:07:00,159 but before you do, 121 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:02,500 house mothers and fathers, 122 00:07:02,570 --> 00:07:04,439 sound the call across the land 123 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:07,600 that our next event is gonna be the biggest of the year... 124 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:10,080 The Snow Ball, right? 125 00:07:10,340 --> 00:07:13,440 And I expect to see you all there in your holiday best. 126 00:07:14,550 --> 00:07:16,080 Good night. 127 00:07:16,140 --> 00:07:18,290 The theme for our look is Santa's Workshop, 128 00:07:18,300 --> 00:07:20,000 and we'll be all dressed as elves, 129 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:22,219 and you will be Mrs. Claus. 130 00:07:22,220 --> 00:07:24,320 My festive theatrical child. 131 00:07:24,430 --> 00:07:26,620 And Ricky's gonna help me, if that's okay. 132 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,420 He doesn't need my permission. I'm not his mother. 133 00:07:29,500 --> 00:07:32,300 Well, since he has a trophy, 134 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:34,750 I'd like for you to consider letting him join 135 00:07:34,760 --> 00:07:36,100 the House of Evangelista. 136 00:07:36,180 --> 00:07:37,200 Mm. 137 00:07:38,370 --> 00:07:39,800 Tell me, where'd you get the coat? 138 00:07:40,980 --> 00:07:43,620 - It was my grandmother's. - Don't bullshit me. 139 00:07:43,700 --> 00:07:45,180 That offends me. 140 00:07:49,390 --> 00:07:52,519 I mopped it, from a coat check in midtown. 141 00:07:52,520 --> 00:07:53,980 I just wanted to get a trophy, 142 00:07:54,020 --> 00:07:56,000 so I-I borrowed it. But I'm gonna take it back. 143 00:07:56,060 --> 00:07:58,680 That's not what Evangelista's about. 144 00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:03,500 Let's get something straight. 145 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:05,330 I'm not running a halfway home. 146 00:08:05,430 --> 00:08:07,720 We're a family, and I'm building a legacy. 147 00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:10,070 I'll admit, you got something special, 148 00:08:10,170 --> 00:08:11,599 but you're cocky. 149 00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:13,420 Judges don't want arrogance, they want confidence. 150 00:08:13,440 --> 00:08:15,280 If you want to win grand prize, 151 00:08:15,380 --> 00:08:17,780 we're gonna need to work on your struts. 152 00:08:17,820 --> 00:08:20,250 See, I told you she'd let you in. 153 00:08:20,260 --> 00:08:22,760 No, this is a trial run. 154 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:25,720 You better bring it at the Snow Ball. 155 00:08:25,740 --> 00:08:26,900 Okay. 156 00:08:27,180 --> 00:08:29,400 I'm being a good person by letting you in. 157 00:08:29,460 --> 00:08:31,950 Which means I do not want you 158 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:33,920 distracting Damon from his studies. 159 00:08:33,940 --> 00:08:36,360 If you plan on living under my roof, 160 00:08:36,470 --> 00:08:38,260 I expect you to keep him on track. 161 00:08:38,280 --> 00:08:40,520 - I promise, Blanca. - Good. 162 00:08:41,440 --> 00:08:43,680 And you can call me Mother. 163 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:46,340 Cheers. 164 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:48,280 Cheers. 165 00:08:48,380 --> 00:08:49,380 Cheers, Mother. 166 00:08:49,480 --> 00:08:51,180 Ooh, I like the ring of that. 167 00:10:10,060 --> 00:10:11,290 Costas. 168 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:12,940 Is this your lunch? 169 00:10:14,620 --> 00:10:16,430 It must be Maryanne on duty. 170 00:10:16,530 --> 00:10:18,200 She never brings it in. 171 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:49,540 It's Christmas. 172 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:51,540 I'm the prince. 173 00:10:53,540 --> 00:10:55,660 Dance with me, Clara. 174 00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:00,520 Tony, you need to get back into bed. 175 00:11:00,540 --> 00:11:01,880 Get away! 176 00:11:02,940 --> 00:11:05,020 - You're ruining it. - Nurse! 177 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:06,350 Nurse! 178 00:11:06,450 --> 00:11:07,720 Nurse! 179 00:11:16,060 --> 00:11:18,530 She didn't even give you a fork to eat this fucking meal with. 180 00:11:18,630 --> 00:11:20,179 - I'm not even hungry. - Bullshit. 181 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,900 You have to eat something. 182 00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:22,960 Get your strength back. 183 00:11:23,740 --> 00:11:25,400 Don't look at me like that. 184 00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:27,240 You have pneumonia. 185 00:11:27,700 --> 00:11:29,040 I've seen people 186 00:11:29,860 --> 00:11:32,240 walk out of this hospital 187 00:11:32,270 --> 00:11:34,720 who were much worse than that. 188 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:37,560 We got Christmas plans, baby. 189 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:40,860 Go see the windows on Fifth, 190 00:11:41,700 --> 00:11:44,460 take a carriage ride through Central Park, 191 00:11:45,320 --> 00:11:47,139 go see The Nutcracker. 192 00:11:50,940 --> 00:11:52,360 When did you get here? 193 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:55,160 What was I doing out of bed? 194 00:11:57,330 --> 00:11:59,180 You were dancing. 195 00:12:00,600 --> 00:12:03,120 You've always been my most brilliant, 196 00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:05,620 dedicated student. 197 00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:09,080 You were dancing, my darling. 198 00:12:22,540 --> 00:12:25,290 I can't believe I'm gonna spend my last Christmas in here. 199 00:12:31,530 --> 00:12:33,370 This is incredible. 200 00:12:33,470 --> 00:12:36,139 I ain't never met anyone who was a real genius, 201 00:12:36,140 --> 00:12:38,560 but you have the gift. 202 00:12:39,310 --> 00:12:41,379 You need to make a New Year's resolution, Pray Tell. 203 00:12:41,380 --> 00:12:42,410 Elevate your game. 204 00:12:42,510 --> 00:12:44,960 Get your designs on a real runway. 205 00:12:45,020 --> 00:12:47,960 A happy man knows his place. 206 00:12:48,060 --> 00:12:50,180 Who ever got anywhere by knowing their place? 207 00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:52,430 A man who knows his place might as well be a dead man. 208 00:12:52,450 --> 00:12:54,336 A resolution ain't nothing without a friend to kick 209 00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:55,856 your ass to make sure you stick to it. 210 00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:58,819 No point in me fighting with you. 211 00:12:58,820 --> 00:12:59,840 I know. 212 00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:01,490 So shut up and finish pinning. 213 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:03,979 I'm gonna melt the Snow Ball with this piece of finery. 214 00:13:03,980 --> 00:13:06,080 Send Elektra limping into the new year. 215 00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:09,740 What you doing for Christmas Day? 216 00:13:09,820 --> 00:13:12,440 Nothing. I'll probably go to the movies. 217 00:13:12,540 --> 00:13:14,500 They have discount matinees. 218 00:13:15,100 --> 00:13:17,340 Theater's all quiet and empty. 219 00:13:17,450 --> 00:13:18,776 Well, what about that cute guy you've been seeing 220 00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:20,100 that works for the city? 221 00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:24,480 He... is at Roosevelt Hospital. 222 00:13:24,590 --> 00:13:26,540 - What? - Yeah. 223 00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:30,840 You two was out dancing at Escuelita's just last month. 224 00:13:30,860 --> 00:13:32,000 Yes. 225 00:13:33,100 --> 00:13:34,460 How bad? 226 00:13:38,330 --> 00:13:40,370 Pneumonia... We don't need to talk about 227 00:13:40,470 --> 00:13:42,240 - this right now. - What? 228 00:13:57,520 --> 00:14:00,099 You think this is the first time since I've been diagnosed 229 00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:02,940 that I had to talk about somebody dying of this plague? 230 00:14:04,530 --> 00:14:06,620 Don't you dare treat me as delicate. 231 00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:08,960 The worst part is... 232 00:14:10,620 --> 00:14:12,760 that I'm used to it by now. 233 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:17,680 You know how many boyfriends I've seen go in there 234 00:14:18,140 --> 00:14:20,100 over the last four years? 235 00:14:21,340 --> 00:14:23,920 How are we supposed to get invested in someone... 236 00:14:25,450 --> 00:14:28,380 if they can be gone a week later? 237 00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:32,390 As if this life wasn't hard enough. 238 00:14:38,700 --> 00:14:40,130 Oh, my God... 239 00:14:46,470 --> 00:14:48,140 Do your kids know you're positive? 240 00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:49,980 Now, what good would that do? 241 00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:55,080 I'm trying to build something that lasts beyond me. 242 00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:58,419 And none of them are gonna commit 243 00:14:58,420 --> 00:15:00,420 to what I need them to do 244 00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:02,960 if they think I might leave them tomorrow. 245 00:15:03,020 --> 00:15:04,480 Not that I'm going anywhere. 246 00:15:05,300 --> 00:15:08,439 And no way you are sitting all alone in a movie theater 247 00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:11,040 getting fat off popcorn on Christmas. 248 00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:13,780 You're coming to supper, at my house. 249 00:15:14,740 --> 00:15:16,300 Would you close your eyes for me? 250 00:15:18,740 --> 00:15:20,130 Okay... 251 00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:37,900 Open. 252 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,080 We got, uh... 253 00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:50,880 ... all brand-new appliances. 254 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,720 Microwave, toaster. 255 00:15:52,820 --> 00:15:56,120 We got, uh, all new Formica countertops. 256 00:15:57,560 --> 00:15:58,800 Dusty. 257 00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:02,480 I got the, um... 258 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:04,879 ... the TV and VCR, they're on order. 259 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:07,240 T-That should be, uh, arriving next week. 260 00:16:08,150 --> 00:16:09,420 Over there. 261 00:16:13,260 --> 00:16:17,800 This is so beautiful. 262 00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:24,920 Wow. 263 00:16:26,230 --> 00:16:28,070 Oh, my God. 264 00:16:43,020 --> 00:16:44,960 I don't know what to say. 265 00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:50,940 I feel so safe here. 266 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:55,430 Like nothing could ever hurt me. 267 00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:01,000 Can you make me a promise? 268 00:17:03,580 --> 00:17:05,560 On Christmas Day, 269 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,280 I know you have your kids and stuff... 270 00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:16,350 ... but if you could just come at night, 271 00:17:16,780 --> 00:17:19,290 even just for an hour. 272 00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:22,680 For a glass of eggnog, 273 00:17:22,740 --> 00:17:24,660 or whatever. 274 00:17:26,540 --> 00:17:29,360 It would really make this place feel like a home to me. 275 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:31,560 Of course I will. 276 00:17:42,410 --> 00:17:44,180 Mm. 277 00:18:58,180 --> 00:18:59,910 Wide legs! 278 00:19:00,010 --> 00:19:01,780 Yes. Yes. 279 00:19:06,190 --> 00:19:07,380 Very good. 280 00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:10,050 Sorry to interrupt. 281 00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:12,090 Ms. St. Rogers, there's a call for you. 282 00:19:13,130 --> 00:19:15,860 Uh, continue, everyone. 283 00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:19,280 This is Helena. 284 00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:25,620 Wait, when did he, uh... 285 00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:30,070 This morning? 286 00:19:30,180 --> 00:19:33,640 Uh, no, no, I don't have his parent's information. 287 00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:35,060 I'm not family. 288 00:19:37,220 --> 00:19:38,780 Just his teacher. 289 00:19:39,660 --> 00:19:42,066 Five, six, seven, eight. 290 00:19:42,090 --> 00:19:44,119 One, two, three, four, 291 00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:46,120 five, six, seven, eight. 292 00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:48,859 Feeling, more feeling, more feeling. 293 00:19:48,860 --> 00:19:50,060 More feel... 294 00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:52,040 Papi, that's not what I choreographed. 295 00:19:52,060 --> 00:19:53,260 You look like a gremlin. 296 00:19:53,270 --> 00:19:55,580 - I ain't a dancer. - It's like this: 297 00:19:55,620 --> 00:19:57,659 if you are going to win at Snow Ball... 298 00:19:57,660 --> 00:19:59,800 and we are all walking as a house... 299 00:19:59,980 --> 00:20:01,440 we have to do it like this, 300 00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:03,070 because that's the way to win, okay? 301 00:20:03,180 --> 00:20:04,180 So just watch me. 302 00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:06,579 Five, six, five, 303 00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:08,160 six, seven, eight. 304 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,470 One, two, three, four, down. 305 00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:11,480 Got it? 306 00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:12,679 - Yeah. - Okay? 307 00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:15,820 Five, six, seven, eight. 308 00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:17,190 Yes. That's great. 309 00:20:17,290 --> 00:20:18,540 - Yes, it's great. - Yeah? 310 00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:20,460 - Y-Yes, yes, yeah. Yeah. - Yeah? 311 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,760 Now you just got to learn the other 50 moves. 312 00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:24,916 - Okay. Okay. - Okay, but that was good, that was good. 313 00:20:24,940 --> 00:20:26,330 We gonna be here all day. 314 00:20:26,430 --> 00:20:27,580 You got it? 315 00:20:28,470 --> 00:20:29,780 Oh, my God, I'm late. 316 00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:31,940 Papi, ignore them, you're doing great. 317 00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:33,080 Keep practicing, okay? 318 00:20:33,210 --> 00:20:34,480 Yo, Papi. 319 00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:35,939 What's up? 320 00:20:35,940 --> 00:20:37,310 Shut up. 321 00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:42,780 Five, six, seven, eight. 322 00:20:42,820 --> 00:20:44,619 Two, two, three, four, 323 00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:46,389 five, six, seven, eight. 324 00:20:46,390 --> 00:20:48,840 Three, two, three, four, five, six, 325 00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:51,740 seven, eight, four, two... get that leg higher. 326 00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:53,160 Higher! 327 00:20:53,260 --> 00:20:54,330 Stop. 328 00:20:54,430 --> 00:20:55,720 Damon. 329 00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:56,960 I-I'm sorry, I'm not... 330 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,330 Warmed up? 331 00:20:58,430 --> 00:21:02,000 Warm-up was half an hour ago when class started. 332 00:21:02,100 --> 00:21:03,180 I'm-I'm sorry, I was coming 333 00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:04,516 from all the way uptown, and I just... 334 00:21:04,540 --> 00:21:05,680 Marcus. 335 00:21:05,970 --> 00:21:07,480 Where'd you come from for class? 336 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,900 - Crown Heights. - Uh-huh. He was on time. 337 00:21:10,110 --> 00:21:12,560 Why you got to call me out in front of everybody like that? 338 00:21:12,700 --> 00:21:14,439 I have two tools I use 339 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,880 to get students to reach their potential. 340 00:21:16,980 --> 00:21:19,800 Encouragement and shame. 341 00:21:19,940 --> 00:21:22,560 Taking you to the ballet, that was encouragement. 342 00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:25,900 But that didn't work, so now I'm moving on to shame. 343 00:21:26,380 --> 00:21:28,220 I took a chance on you. 344 00:21:28,700 --> 00:21:31,299 And I don't care if you think you're the next Alvin Ailey, 345 00:21:31,300 --> 00:21:34,440 you will never know if you don't have any respect for me 346 00:21:34,540 --> 00:21:36,460 or this place or yourself. 347 00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:37,700 I love this place. 348 00:21:37,740 --> 00:21:39,200 I mean, it's everything to me. 349 00:21:39,270 --> 00:21:41,300 But weren't you the one that told me to go out 350 00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:44,540 into the world, a-and explore my artistry and find my own voice? 351 00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:46,880 Greatness comes from suffering. 352 00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:49,919 From failing over and over 353 00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:52,480 until you bleed and cry. 354 00:21:52,740 --> 00:21:54,459 And then, finally, something inside 355 00:21:54,460 --> 00:21:55,880 just cracks open. 356 00:21:56,020 --> 00:21:57,120 I've got time. 357 00:21:57,220 --> 00:21:58,660 Time is not your friend. 358 00:21:59,030 --> 00:22:01,480 It's coming for you, for all of us. 359 00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:04,700 It shows no mercy and it always wins, 360 00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:07,580 and then you're gone, forgotten. 361 00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:14,070 I'm really sorry, I-I... I was getting ready for a ball, 362 00:22:14,170 --> 00:22:15,540 - and I... - A ball? 363 00:22:16,180 --> 00:22:18,720 Is that the size of your dreams now? 364 00:22:20,310 --> 00:22:21,700 Get out of my class. 365 00:22:21,740 --> 00:22:22,820 What? 366 00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:24,140 Now. 367 00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:34,030 Let's go from the top. 368 00:22:34,130 --> 00:22:37,130 And... five, six, seven, eight. 369 00:22:37,230 --> 00:22:39,230 I'm not kidding, it's like a superpower I have. 370 00:22:39,330 --> 00:22:41,100 I can tell just by looking at you 371 00:22:41,140 --> 00:22:42,640 how you groom your pubic hair. 372 00:22:42,820 --> 00:22:44,340 Hmm? 373 00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:57,050 Wasn't that an executive council meeting? 374 00:22:57,150 --> 00:22:58,640 Yeah. I, uh... 375 00:22:59,100 --> 00:23:01,480 I had this idea that if movies or TV shows 376 00:23:01,500 --> 00:23:03,320 wanted to shoot in any of our properties, 377 00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:05,340 that they should give the boss a cameo. 378 00:23:05,420 --> 00:23:07,089 And they thought it was such a good idea, 379 00:23:07,090 --> 00:23:08,460 I should tell it directly to him. 380 00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:11,130 Instead of taking it to me first? 381 00:23:14,540 --> 00:23:16,600 That's my lane, buddy. 382 00:23:17,060 --> 00:23:19,340 Yeah, I-I didn't mean any disrespect. 383 00:23:21,170 --> 00:23:24,180 Nobody stopped you from coming into that meeting. 384 00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:33,600 Say, what are you up to on Christmas, huh? 385 00:23:44,620 --> 00:23:46,560 Elektra Abundance? 386 00:23:46,660 --> 00:23:47,940 Come right with me. 387 00:23:56,140 --> 00:23:58,300 _ 388 00:24:19,100 --> 00:24:21,870 Good morning, Elektra. I'm Dr. Gottfried. 389 00:24:21,900 --> 00:24:23,230 Please have a seat. 390 00:24:23,340 --> 00:24:25,960 I apologize for being vague on the phone. 391 00:24:25,980 --> 00:24:27,440 We're a new program at the hospital, 392 00:24:27,460 --> 00:24:30,000 and we have to operate under the radar for now. 393 00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:33,380 I'm a bit nervous. I haven't been to the doctor since '79. 394 00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:34,560 Well, that is a long time. 395 00:24:34,660 --> 00:24:36,480 We should definitely do some blood work. 396 00:24:36,540 --> 00:24:38,120 I don't have the virus. 397 00:24:38,220 --> 00:24:39,459 Well, that's good to hear, 398 00:24:39,460 --> 00:24:41,200 but AIDS care isn't my specialty. 399 00:24:41,220 --> 00:24:42,680 I'm a urologist. 400 00:24:43,060 --> 00:24:45,400 Our new program 401 00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:49,319 specializes in holistic care, something lacking 402 00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:51,000 for transsexual patients. 403 00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:52,900 It's the kind of practice my mentor, 404 00:24:52,940 --> 00:24:56,540 Dr. Peter Harris, formalized in the '60s and '70s. 405 00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:58,000 God rest his soul. 406 00:24:58,060 --> 00:24:59,970 That man saved my life. 407 00:25:00,070 --> 00:25:02,310 Anything he told me to do, I did it. 408 00:25:02,410 --> 00:25:04,360 Psychological evaluations, 409 00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:07,310 hormone shots, electrolysis, everything. 410 00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:11,220 Dr. Harris helped me find Elektra. 411 00:25:11,260 --> 00:25:14,540 Well, we fought hard to keep the clinic open after his death, 412 00:25:14,740 --> 00:25:17,220 but the hospital was overwhelmed with AIDS patients, 413 00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:19,050 and it didn't help that the board thought 414 00:25:19,060 --> 00:25:21,720 what we did was unnatural and unnecessary. 415 00:25:21,740 --> 00:25:24,840 They wanted us to just go away, and we did for a bit, 416 00:25:24,860 --> 00:25:26,380 but we are back, 417 00:25:26,500 --> 00:25:29,000 and I am building the foremost practice 418 00:25:29,100 --> 00:25:30,680 and research center 419 00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:33,760 for transsexual medicine in the United States. 420 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:36,110 - Which is why I called you. - Me? 421 00:25:36,210 --> 00:25:38,280 You are at the top of Dr. Harris's wait list 422 00:25:38,380 --> 00:25:40,240 for sexual reassignment surgery. 423 00:25:40,350 --> 00:25:42,110 It's even noted in his records that 424 00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:44,050 he tried to call you numerous times. 425 00:25:44,150 --> 00:25:45,720 Why didn't you follow up with him? 426 00:25:45,780 --> 00:25:46,980 The list was long. 427 00:25:47,060 --> 00:25:49,460 I didn't have the luxury to sit around waiting. 428 00:25:49,500 --> 00:25:51,000 I didn't resign. 429 00:25:51,060 --> 00:25:53,610 I just hustled my ass off dancing in glass boxes 430 00:25:53,620 --> 00:25:55,540 to fulfill my most immediate needs. 431 00:25:55,660 --> 00:25:57,130 Show World? 432 00:25:57,230 --> 00:25:58,820 I have other patients employed there. 433 00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:01,130 "Employed" makes it sound like a profession. 434 00:26:01,230 --> 00:26:02,560 It's a freak show. 435 00:26:02,620 --> 00:26:04,310 Well, I have a space reserved for you. 436 00:26:04,460 --> 00:26:06,060 You are an ideal candidate. 437 00:26:06,140 --> 00:26:09,390 And if your blood work and your physical examination clear, 438 00:26:09,410 --> 00:26:11,320 we could operate in the new year. 439 00:26:11,460 --> 00:26:13,340 How much does it all cost? 440 00:26:13,580 --> 00:26:16,600 I will have my nurse go over the details with you. 441 00:26:34,100 --> 00:26:35,480 What is that? 442 00:26:36,140 --> 00:26:37,560 A wreath. 443 00:26:37,970 --> 00:26:40,100 I thought we'd bring a little holiday spirit in here. 444 00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:42,559 I tried to tell her a wreath 445 00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:44,080 ain't gonna fix my mood. 446 00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:46,299 Christmas ain't nothing but a sad-ass reminder 447 00:26:46,300 --> 00:26:47,380 of what we don't have. 448 00:26:47,460 --> 00:26:49,580 Well, maybe we should do it up this year. 449 00:26:49,660 --> 00:26:51,519 Get a tree, some presents, 450 00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:53,289 make it a Christmas to remember. 451 00:26:53,290 --> 00:26:55,340 Maybe your daddy could help us out this year? 452 00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:56,500 How dare you? 453 00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:58,459 I'm not some white girl toting an unlimited 454 00:26:58,460 --> 00:27:00,240 American Express card in my Gucci bag. 455 00:27:00,290 --> 00:27:02,500 You girls never think about how hard I work. 456 00:27:02,540 --> 00:27:04,160 You never see my burden. 457 00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:05,820 All you see are the jewels and the furs 458 00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:07,500 and you think I live some high life. 459 00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:08,940 But you don't know that he counts 460 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:10,299 everything he gives to me, 461 00:27:10,300 --> 00:27:11,920 every single cent, 462 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,020 every single goddamn gift. 463 00:27:14,140 --> 00:27:17,110 And anything I manage to steal away goes to Abundance: 464 00:27:17,140 --> 00:27:19,260 the rent, the lights, the food. 465 00:27:19,300 --> 00:27:22,160 We're grateful for all you do for us, Mother. 466 00:27:28,820 --> 00:27:31,700 Girls, I'm sorry. 467 00:27:31,990 --> 00:27:33,420 Sometimes I get in a bad mood, 468 00:27:33,430 --> 00:27:35,060 particularly around the holidays. 469 00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:37,090 But why should I take that out on you? 470 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:38,559 You're stupid, 471 00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:40,299 but not incapable. 472 00:27:40,300 --> 00:27:41,310 Let's get going. 473 00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:44,070 Mother has a plan to deck these fucking halls. 474 00:27:44,170 --> 00:27:46,040 Ho, ho, ho. 475 00:27:46,140 --> 00:27:49,040 Merry Christmas to you. 476 00:27:49,140 --> 00:27:52,180 Very generous. Thank you. 477 00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:55,480 Ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas. 478 00:28:05,620 --> 00:28:06,960 Hey, Santa. 479 00:28:07,060 --> 00:28:10,030 Well, hello, dear. Merry Christmas to you. 480 00:28:13,100 --> 00:28:15,040 Thank you. 481 00:28:15,300 --> 00:28:18,100 Ho, ho, ho, ho. 482 00:28:22,070 --> 00:28:23,319 My purse. 483 00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:25,110 Oh, no. I'm so sorry. 484 00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:27,110 I'm so sorry. 485 00:28:31,350 --> 00:28:33,050 Now. 486 00:28:37,190 --> 00:28:38,420 Get off of him. 487 00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:41,636 She's taking the money! 488 00:28:41,660 --> 00:28:43,740 Hey, stop them! 489 00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:58,440 Oh, my... 490 00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:01,580 I ain't never seen this much money all in one place. 491 00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:03,940 That's why we hit the bucket up on Madison. 492 00:29:04,060 --> 00:29:06,679 Every dollar one of those rich, Upper East Side bitches 493 00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:08,940 put in that bucket is a gift back to themselves. 494 00:29:09,180 --> 00:29:10,700 Wipes away all the guilt they feel 495 00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:12,470 about spending all that money on silliness 496 00:29:12,500 --> 00:29:13,770 to put under their tree. 497 00:29:13,870 --> 00:29:15,816 Wait, but isn't this money supposed to go to, like, 498 00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:17,470 - starving kids or something? - Uh-uh. 499 00:29:17,570 --> 00:29:19,640 If we ain't charity, then who is? 500 00:29:19,740 --> 00:29:20,979 When is the last time 501 00:29:20,980 --> 00:29:22,919 you had a present under the Christmas tree? 502 00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:23,920 Exactly. 503 00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:26,810 My daddy used to buy me trucks for Christmas 504 00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:29,180 and I would just steal my sister's Barbie dolls 505 00:29:29,220 --> 00:29:30,930 and have Barbie riding around in them trucks 506 00:29:30,950 --> 00:29:32,379 like a queen and some shit. 507 00:29:32,380 --> 00:29:33,399 Fuck Barbie. 508 00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:34,659 They had Olympic Barbie, 509 00:29:34,660 --> 00:29:36,599 Malibu Barbie, Doctor Barbie. 510 00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:39,590 All kinds of Barbies, but they only had one black Barbie, 511 00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:42,500 Christie, and she was still built like a white girl. 512 00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:46,579 There is $2,300 here. 513 00:29:46,580 --> 00:29:48,180 Christmas miracle. 514 00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:49,400 Thank you, Jesus. 515 00:29:49,460 --> 00:29:50,919 We can get three trees now. 516 00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:53,040 Trees? Girl, we can get wigs, 517 00:29:53,060 --> 00:29:55,540 - the human kind. - Girl, we can go to the spa. 518 00:29:55,580 --> 00:29:56,590 Oh, my God, and get a massage. 519 00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:57,880 - A back massage. - Ooh. 520 00:29:57,900 --> 00:29:59,480 Them red boots we saw the other day, 521 00:29:59,580 --> 00:30:01,296 - them snakeskin boots. - Oh, those are so cute, girl. 522 00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:02,676 Oh. Those would look so good on me. 523 00:30:02,700 --> 00:30:04,980 Ooh, we could walk the runway in those, girl. 524 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,936 - We would win the house down. - They would look cute on me. 525 00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:08,740 - Boots, girl. - Mm. Mm-mm-mm-mm. 526 00:30:08,820 --> 00:30:11,040 And we can go to Bloomingdale's and not that cheap shit. 527 00:30:11,140 --> 00:30:13,560 Oh, yes. Absolutely. 528 00:30:13,660 --> 00:30:17,080 All of your Christmas dreams will come true. 529 00:30:31,980 --> 00:30:34,099 That's $2,300, 530 00:30:34,100 --> 00:30:36,520 more than enough for a deposit for my surgery. 531 00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:38,160 You can sign me up. 532 00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:55,240 It's a different thing to be a mother 533 00:30:55,300 --> 00:30:56,700 who chooses her children. 534 00:30:57,260 --> 00:30:58,909 We got to deal with our mistakes 535 00:30:58,910 --> 00:31:00,360 and also the mistakes of the mothers 536 00:31:00,380 --> 00:31:01,840 who brought them into this world. 537 00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:04,340 We don't get the benefits of a clean slate. 538 00:31:04,380 --> 00:31:06,380 And I've seen a lot of mothers in my world 539 00:31:06,420 --> 00:31:07,899 use that as some sort of excuse 540 00:31:07,900 --> 00:31:09,920 for bad behavior, but not me. 541 00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:13,340 Once you're in my house, you're my responsibility. 542 00:31:13,380 --> 00:31:15,080 And Damon doesn't understand yet 543 00:31:15,140 --> 00:31:17,750 that we don't got but so much time in this world 544 00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:19,829 and that the people out there are gonna start 545 00:31:19,830 --> 00:31:21,700 stealing pieces of his from him. 546 00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:23,279 What's stealing from him 547 00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:25,280 is his interest in those balls. 548 00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:28,039 What we do here is work, 549 00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:29,869 not the instant gratification 550 00:31:29,870 --> 00:31:32,159 that comes from dressing up 551 00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:33,660 and walking for a trophy. 552 00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:35,160 Excuse me? 553 00:31:35,810 --> 00:31:37,910 Miss Uptown Fancy with your African jewels 554 00:31:38,010 --> 00:31:39,950 and your sterling silver. 555 00:31:40,050 --> 00:31:41,359 We can talk about Damon, 556 00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:42,789 but what we're not gonna do 557 00:31:42,790 --> 00:31:45,380 is sit here and look down our noses at my world. 558 00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:47,140 You have any idea the work 559 00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:49,790 and struggle that goes into walking a category? 560 00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:51,500 The point is I do understand, 561 00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:54,260 which is why I'm saying Damon doesn't have time for both. 562 00:31:54,530 --> 00:31:56,860 And unless a mother forces a child to make 563 00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:59,000 the right choice, he's gonna choose the work 564 00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:00,630 that makes him feel good right now. 565 00:32:00,740 --> 00:32:03,200 So you're questioning my parenting skills now. 566 00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:08,140 There's a difference between inspiration and distraction. 567 00:32:08,610 --> 00:32:10,850 Damon has more God-given talent than most, 568 00:32:10,950 --> 00:32:13,680 but not enough to succeed without real commitment. 569 00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:18,320 At the end of the semester, I'm going to make cuts. 570 00:32:18,900 --> 00:32:21,500 At this point, Damon doesn't make it. 571 00:32:23,830 --> 00:32:25,240 I'm home. 572 00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:29,460 Uh-uh. These are for decorating later. Sit down. 573 00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:31,010 I went and talked to your teacher this morning. 574 00:32:31,030 --> 00:32:32,870 - She called. - I'm sorry. 575 00:32:32,970 --> 00:32:34,716 I should've told you, but I thought I could get it 576 00:32:34,740 --> 00:32:36,236 all figured out before you even had to know. 577 00:32:36,260 --> 00:32:38,659 Well, here's a subway pass and a bus pass 578 00:32:38,660 --> 00:32:40,020 so you can never use the excuse 579 00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:41,479 that you had no money for tokens 580 00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:43,720 and you was late because you had to walk to class. 581 00:32:43,750 --> 00:32:46,300 You will not blow this opportunity 582 00:32:46,340 --> 00:32:47,730 while you are living in my house. 583 00:32:47,750 --> 00:32:49,100 I'm sorry, Mother. I know. 584 00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:50,279 I already told Ricky 585 00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:52,060 that I'm not gonna be around as much. 586 00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:54,200 I promise. I'll be good from now on. 587 00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:56,600 Oh, and no balls for a month until you can prove to me 588 00:32:56,630 --> 00:32:57,830 that you can keep your word. 589 00:32:57,930 --> 00:32:59,319 Yeah, but not the Snow Ball, right? 590 00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:01,020 No balls means no balls. 591 00:33:01,140 --> 00:33:02,220 What? 592 00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:04,870 I told you how much Christmas means to me. 593 00:33:04,970 --> 00:33:06,499 It's my one time of the year 594 00:33:06,500 --> 00:33:08,200 and you're taking that away from me? 595 00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:10,480 The one thing that I care about. 596 00:33:10,500 --> 00:33:12,860 Well, you know what, I'm going no matter what you say. 597 00:33:12,940 --> 00:33:15,180 You can't stop me from walking if I want to. 598 00:33:15,220 --> 00:33:17,180 No, but I can throw all your shit out the window 599 00:33:17,220 --> 00:33:18,240 and on the street if you do. 600 00:33:18,260 --> 00:33:19,540 You want to fucking try me?! 601 00:33:19,580 --> 00:33:20,600 I hate you for doing this to me! 602 00:33:20,620 --> 00:33:22,420 Well, go and hate me in your room. 603 00:33:37,700 --> 00:33:38,900 Can I help you? 604 00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:41,296 Yeah. I'm looking for something for my wife. 605 00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:42,800 My mommy! 606 00:33:42,820 --> 00:33:44,200 What is her skin tone? 607 00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:46,619 Different metals and gemstones look best 608 00:33:46,620 --> 00:33:47,940 with specific skin tones. 609 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,320 Never heard that before. 610 00:33:49,380 --> 00:33:52,099 She's, uh, got brownish-reddish hair, 611 00:33:52,100 --> 00:33:54,100 pale skin, brown eyes. 612 00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:55,640 She has a cool skin tone. 613 00:33:55,730 --> 00:33:57,839 You're gonna want white gold or silver, nothing yellow 614 00:33:57,840 --> 00:34:00,040 and a bright stone. 615 00:34:00,180 --> 00:34:03,480 I have this really lovely white gold bracelet 616 00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:05,340 with twin rubies. 617 00:34:09,780 --> 00:34:11,040 What do you think? 618 00:34:11,100 --> 00:34:12,180 Think Mommy'd like that? 619 00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:15,680 - Wrap it up for me. - Mm-hmm. 620 00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:32,919 Hey, honey, why don't you go 621 00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:34,420 play in that little playground out there? 622 00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:36,470 I'll be out there in one minute, okay? 623 00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:38,540 Okay. 624 00:34:40,510 --> 00:34:42,280 Thanks. 625 00:34:43,140 --> 00:34:44,880 Uh... 626 00:34:45,240 --> 00:34:47,640 What about somebody with a darker skin tone, 627 00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:49,120 like, Puerto Rican? 628 00:34:49,940 --> 00:34:51,879 White gold is gonna make her look ruddy. 629 00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:55,340 You want yellow gold with an earthy stone. 630 00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:59,490 Like this yellow gold necklace, 631 00:34:59,590 --> 00:35:01,690 with the orange sapphire pendant. 632 00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:09,200 Between you and me? 633 00:35:09,260 --> 00:35:11,590 I always say to spend more on the gift for the goomah. 634 00:35:11,670 --> 00:35:13,820 If your wife isn't happy, she isn't gonna be calling 635 00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:15,340 your house at 2:00 in the morning. 636 00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:18,560 I don't know what you're talking about. 637 00:35:18,700 --> 00:35:20,710 Sure. I'll wrap it in a separate box. 638 00:36:00,780 --> 00:36:02,440 Merry Christmas. 639 00:36:04,460 --> 00:36:06,620 I like to come into Jersey to do my Christmas shopping. 640 00:36:06,690 --> 00:36:09,180 The sales tax is two percent lower here than in the city. 641 00:36:09,220 --> 00:36:11,410 I was in the neighborhood, I figured I would just stop by 642 00:36:11,430 --> 00:36:13,080 and give you guys my gifts. 643 00:36:13,720 --> 00:36:15,500 It's not wise to drink alone. 644 00:36:25,340 --> 00:36:27,280 This place is so suburban. 645 00:36:27,550 --> 00:36:29,140 I mean that as a compliment. 646 00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:31,579 Any man who tells you he wouldn't give it all up and 647 00:36:31,580 --> 00:36:34,380 end up in his own version of this place is lying to you. 648 00:36:34,590 --> 00:36:36,690 I prefer a little more flash in the decor. 649 00:36:36,790 --> 00:36:38,740 At least four kids, but the woman... 650 00:36:40,060 --> 00:36:41,540 woman would be just like you. 651 00:36:48,860 --> 00:36:51,060 All you playboys long for family life, 652 00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:53,060 but you couldn't stand it once you got it. 653 00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:59,800 When I was 25, maybe. 654 00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:01,700 But now... 655 00:37:03,260 --> 00:37:04,500 now, I get lonely. 656 00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:06,540 Especially this time of year. 657 00:37:14,590 --> 00:37:16,180 When does Stan get home? 658 00:37:17,540 --> 00:37:21,880 Um, he's out Christmas shopping with our daughter. 659 00:37:22,340 --> 00:37:25,019 I'm used to not seeing him around much these days. 660 00:37:25,020 --> 00:37:26,920 You have him working such crazy hours. 661 00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:29,100 He's more married to you than he is to me. 662 00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:33,080 I don't think I've ever called Stan into the city after hours. 663 00:37:34,020 --> 00:37:36,920 Well, if you're not calling him in, then who is? 664 00:37:40,240 --> 00:37:41,799 Beats me. 665 00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:43,620 I'm not the only one he reports to. 666 00:37:45,980 --> 00:37:47,480 You should ask him. 667 00:37:55,860 --> 00:37:58,040 I get why he's working so hard, though. 668 00:37:59,980 --> 00:38:02,060 I mean, I was the same way, at first. 669 00:38:04,100 --> 00:38:06,510 Nothing feels better than success. 670 00:38:06,610 --> 00:38:07,940 You get addicted. 671 00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:12,450 Problem is that you can't control yourself. 672 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:16,180 You start caring more about the next fix. 673 00:38:16,690 --> 00:38:19,060 New suit, new car, new girl. 674 00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:23,540 Instead of what's really important: family. 675 00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:30,670 But you can understand that, right? 676 00:38:31,140 --> 00:38:33,500 People need that ego hit sometimes. 677 00:38:35,540 --> 00:38:37,160 Even in the suburbs? 678 00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:41,960 I mean, when was the last time 679 00:38:41,970 --> 00:38:44,100 you had an experience that was brand-new? 680 00:38:45,690 --> 00:38:47,120 Hmm? 681 00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:50,460 One that was just for you? 682 00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:05,460 Weird. 683 00:39:06,310 --> 00:39:08,319 You've kissed all those supermodels 684 00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:09,420 and beauty queens, and 685 00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:11,720 you're still not very good at it. 686 00:39:12,820 --> 00:39:14,480 I'll do better next time. 687 00:39:14,740 --> 00:39:16,400 There won't be a next time. 688 00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:17,760 Hey, honey? 689 00:39:18,620 --> 00:39:20,440 Whose Mercedes is out front? 690 00:39:26,530 --> 00:39:27,820 Stanley! 691 00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:29,530 Welcome home. 692 00:39:29,630 --> 00:39:31,220 Mommy! 693 00:39:31,500 --> 00:39:32,940 What are you doing here? 694 00:39:33,370 --> 00:39:34,670 Playing Santa. 695 00:39:34,770 --> 00:39:37,220 Dropping off presents for you and the kids. 696 00:39:39,500 --> 00:39:41,180 All the way out to Jersey? 697 00:39:46,580 --> 00:39:47,840 Come sit on my lap. 698 00:39:49,550 --> 00:39:51,440 Well, thanks for coming by, man. I'll... 699 00:39:51,460 --> 00:39:52,900 I'll show you out. 700 00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:55,620 Patty. 701 00:39:55,720 --> 00:39:57,419 Thank you for the wine, and the chat. 702 00:39:57,420 --> 00:39:59,380 Yep. Thanks, Matt. Merry Christmas. 703 00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:04,020 Heck of a woman you got there, Stan. 704 00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:08,630 Don't fuck it up. 705 00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:13,470 Next time you want to come to my house, 706 00:40:14,180 --> 00:40:16,380 you call me first. 707 00:40:17,740 --> 00:40:19,380 Merry Christmas, bud. 708 00:40:24,620 --> 00:40:25,880 Patty. 709 00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:27,280 What was all that about? 710 00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:30,000 He told you. He was just dropping off some presents. 711 00:40:39,500 --> 00:40:41,000 Are y'all ready? 712 00:40:41,060 --> 00:40:43,360 Because the category is: 713 00:40:43,860 --> 00:40:47,380 Stone Cold Face. 714 00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:51,380 Yes. And here she goes. 715 00:40:51,510 --> 00:40:52,510 Slender. 716 00:40:53,100 --> 00:40:54,560 Tender. 717 00:40:54,580 --> 00:40:55,840 For your gender. 718 00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:57,740 Looking like a red Virginia Slim. 719 00:40:57,820 --> 00:40:59,360 Judges, your scores. 720 00:40:59,590 --> 00:41:02,650 Nine, nine, nine, nine. 721 00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:04,660 Thank you very much. 722 00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:06,660 Next. 723 00:41:09,900 --> 00:41:13,600 This is a face category, not a fashion category. 724 00:41:13,740 --> 00:41:15,739 If God hath given you 725 00:41:15,740 --> 00:41:17,920 the eyebrows of Brooke Shields, 726 00:41:17,980 --> 00:41:20,500 show the motherfuckers off! 727 00:41:22,300 --> 00:41:24,000 Ah! 728 00:41:24,100 --> 00:41:27,880 And the princess has arrived! 729 00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:31,450 Yes. 730 00:41:31,550 --> 00:41:33,800 Breathtaking. 731 00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:37,860 This chilling angel has clearly been resuscitated. 732 00:41:39,790 --> 00:41:41,140 Uh-huh. 733 00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:43,120 Judges, your scores? 734 00:41:43,260 --> 00:41:45,020 Ten, ten, ten, ten. 735 00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:48,660 Breathtaking scores for the frostiest bitch in New York. 736 00:41:48,700 --> 00:41:52,020 Grand prize, Miss Angel, Evangelista. 737 00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:58,360 You know it's yours, you know it's yours. 738 00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:23,570 How did we do? 739 00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:25,700 First runner up. 740 00:42:25,810 --> 00:42:27,440 Not bad. 741 00:42:27,540 --> 00:42:29,500 Yeah, we would've won if you were there. 742 00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:32,460 It tore up my guts to keep it from you. 743 00:42:32,650 --> 00:42:34,720 No, you were right. 744 00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:39,900 You're a good mother. 745 00:42:49,630 --> 00:42:51,459 I was sitting here in the dark trying 746 00:42:51,460 --> 00:42:55,380 to remember when I found out Santa Claus wasn't real. 747 00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:59,360 No one ever told me straight out. 748 00:43:00,620 --> 00:43:04,640 It didn't come like a bullet, it came like poison. 749 00:43:05,980 --> 00:43:07,920 You know, the kind that act real slow. 750 00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:12,460 So you don't even know it's there until you're dead. 751 00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:15,819 My sister made sure to tell me the second someone told her. 752 00:43:15,820 --> 00:43:18,660 Came right into my room and announced it. 753 00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:20,720 "Santa ain't real." 754 00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:25,340 I couldn't have been more than four years old. 755 00:43:25,420 --> 00:43:27,120 Did you believe her? 756 00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:29,820 I mean, a hundred percent? 757 00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:31,320 Nah. 758 00:43:31,420 --> 00:43:32,600 I guess I didn't. 759 00:43:35,300 --> 00:43:37,240 I want to go back there. 760 00:43:38,060 --> 00:43:40,980 I mean, not back home or to my parents, but... 761 00:43:44,780 --> 00:43:47,720 I want to go back to when I could be innocent. 762 00:43:49,500 --> 00:43:52,120 Or at least remember when I lost it. 763 00:43:53,500 --> 00:43:55,699 You don't know that that feeling's not forever 764 00:43:55,700 --> 00:43:58,300 until it's too late. 765 00:44:23,770 --> 00:44:25,810 Morning, sleepyhead. 766 00:44:27,210 --> 00:44:28,340 Mm-hmm? 767 00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:29,900 Merry Christmas. 768 00:44:30,340 --> 00:44:31,900 Merry Christmas. 769 00:44:33,150 --> 00:44:34,740 Are you hungry? I made you breakfast. 770 00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:37,220 Oh. 771 00:44:37,820 --> 00:44:39,940 Christmas morning was always special in my house. 772 00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:41,680 Traditions are important to me. 773 00:44:41,740 --> 00:44:44,120 We'll start our own, then. 774 00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:53,730 Bam. 775 00:44:59,940 --> 00:45:01,040 What is it? 776 00:45:01,060 --> 00:45:02,560 You got to open it. 777 00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:14,800 This is the one that I was eyeing at The Wiz. 778 00:45:16,500 --> 00:45:19,900 - Wait, did you mop this? - No, I saved my coins. 779 00:45:20,620 --> 00:45:22,980 You deserve it, and more. 780 00:45:24,830 --> 00:45:27,760 ♪ Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. ♪ 781 00:45:35,140 --> 00:45:36,140 Mm. 782 00:45:36,240 --> 00:45:38,320 Is this my Christmas present? 783 00:45:38,810 --> 00:45:40,080 The first part. 784 00:45:40,180 --> 00:45:41,520 Yeah. 785 00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:55,780 I'm ready. 786 00:45:56,420 --> 00:45:58,400 Wait, are you sure? 787 00:46:06,240 --> 00:46:07,660 Ricky... 788 00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:10,800 I'm ready. 789 00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:18,420 How do we play? 790 00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:20,080 This is The Game of Life, baby. 791 00:46:20,100 --> 00:46:22,940 You just, you spin the wheel. 792 00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:24,880 Yeah, and you move it through the board. 793 00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:27,439 And then you, uh, you get stuff on the way, 794 00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:29,200 and wh-whoever gets the most money 795 00:46:29,220 --> 00:46:31,350 and-and gets married and has the most kids 796 00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:32,640 at the end of the game wins. 797 00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:34,216 And if there isn't a part of the game 798 00:46:34,240 --> 00:46:35,620 where you pee every time you sneeze 799 00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:38,360 and every so-called friend disappoints you, it's a fraud. 800 00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:39,400 Bobbi. 801 00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:42,140 A child should know the truth. 802 00:46:49,260 --> 00:46:51,380 Mommy missed one of her presents. 803 00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:54,160 We got to give it to her. 804 00:46:54,240 --> 00:46:56,140 Stay here, okay? 805 00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:04,160 You missed one. 806 00:47:06,170 --> 00:47:08,100 I'll do it later. 807 00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:12,840 Come on, it's Christmas morning. 808 00:47:12,940 --> 00:47:14,620 There are more presents under that tree 809 00:47:14,630 --> 00:47:16,580 than the past three years combined. 810 00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:18,979 You've been acting like this the whole time. 811 00:47:18,980 --> 00:47:20,780 What's up with you? 812 00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:23,080 Matt told me about never making you work late. 813 00:47:24,420 --> 00:47:25,900 You've been lying to me. 814 00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:30,019 What the hell are you talking about? 815 00:47:30,020 --> 00:47:32,280 I'm talking about you being a cheating asshole. 816 00:47:32,380 --> 00:47:34,659 I'm talking about you sticking your dick in other women 817 00:47:34,660 --> 00:47:36,380 and then coming home to me. 818 00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:37,660 Who is she, huh? 819 00:47:37,780 --> 00:47:39,980 She one of those whore secretaries? 820 00:47:40,500 --> 00:47:42,800 Come on, kids, Mommy and Daddy need to talk. 821 00:47:43,260 --> 00:47:45,140 Wouldn't be Christmas without a fight. 822 00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:47,799 You lost your mind? This is your mother talking. 823 00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:49,090 She's constantly undermining you. 824 00:47:49,110 --> 00:47:50,300 Don't put this on me. 825 00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:52,460 I never said a bad word about you in my life. 826 00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:54,860 - Not now, Ma, okay? - Stop. 827 00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:56,220 Patty, stop. 828 00:47:56,260 --> 00:47:57,860 Listen to me. 829 00:47:58,050 --> 00:47:59,440 Matt isn't my only boss. 830 00:47:59,460 --> 00:48:01,500 I report to ten different people. 831 00:48:01,510 --> 00:48:03,400 He's jealous of what you and I have. 832 00:48:03,460 --> 00:48:05,620 Your daughter told me about the two presents. 833 00:48:07,420 --> 00:48:08,960 You couldn't have waited till you 834 00:48:09,060 --> 00:48:12,820 weren't with our kid to buy your girlfriend a present? 835 00:48:13,900 --> 00:48:16,770 I don't have a girlfriend. 836 00:48:20,100 --> 00:48:21,640 Want me to prove it? 837 00:48:24,220 --> 00:48:25,560 Merry Christmas. 838 00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:30,140 Yes, I bought a bracelet and a necklace. 839 00:48:31,020 --> 00:48:32,859 And I felt like shit 840 00:48:32,860 --> 00:48:34,500 about how much I've been working, 841 00:48:34,580 --> 00:48:36,356 and I haven't been home to help with the kids, 842 00:48:36,380 --> 00:48:38,640 and so I bought you both. 843 00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:44,560 I'm sorry. I'm just... 844 00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:47,899 I'm not used to not having you around all the time, 845 00:48:47,900 --> 00:48:49,099 and it's just me and the kids 846 00:48:49,100 --> 00:48:51,220 and all these thoughts in my brain. 847 00:48:51,240 --> 00:48:54,910 Yeah, I know, I know. It's okay. 848 00:48:55,010 --> 00:48:56,560 It's okay. 849 00:48:58,420 --> 00:49:01,140 We just got to make it through the next couple years, okay? 850 00:49:01,540 --> 00:49:03,980 You know what my favorite part of Christmas is? 851 00:49:04,090 --> 00:49:05,580 Your mom being here? 852 00:49:07,190 --> 00:49:08,580 No. 853 00:49:09,580 --> 00:49:11,199 No, and it's not the presents 854 00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:14,040 or the decorations or the music. It's... 855 00:49:14,500 --> 00:49:17,980 it's just us together as a family all day. 856 00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:21,720 I love you. 857 00:49:21,970 --> 00:49:23,180 I know, baby. 858 00:49:23,300 --> 00:49:25,000 I love you, too. 859 00:49:30,110 --> 00:49:31,700 Merry Christmas. 860 00:50:08,050 --> 00:50:10,840 Oh, stop it. You're flattering me. 861 00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:14,760 Stop it. 862 00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:21,700 Angel, you naughty, naughty girl, you. 863 00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:24,160 So naughty. 864 00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:20,500 Boy, what are you doing? There's a reason it's wrapped. 865 00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:22,360 Just tell me if Blanca's coming. 866 00:51:23,020 --> 00:51:24,800 Put the present down, please. 867 00:51:33,620 --> 00:51:35,280 You think this need more salt? 868 00:51:36,180 --> 00:51:37,800 Don't ask me. 869 00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:40,039 I ain't never cooked anything besides a can of Chunky's. 870 00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:41,960 Oh, well, what's wrong with you? 871 00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:44,380 You still broken up about your married white boy? 872 00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:45,920 Get over it. 873 00:51:46,140 --> 00:51:47,660 You here with your family now. 874 00:51:47,740 --> 00:51:49,179 The men will come and go, 875 00:51:49,180 --> 00:51:50,700 but we always here for you. 876 00:51:58,120 --> 00:51:59,140 The turkey! 877 00:51:59,180 --> 00:52:03,320 Oh, shit! Shit, shit. Oh, shit. 878 00:52:03,340 --> 00:52:06,310 - What-what do I do? - Open the window. 879 00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:07,520 Hurry up, hurry. 880 00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:24,100 What are we gonna eat now? 881 00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:29,800 What y'all laughing at? 882 00:52:39,620 --> 00:52:41,740 I would order this platter. 883 00:52:41,750 --> 00:52:43,480 All right, 884 00:52:43,490 --> 00:52:45,619 before y'all fingers get greasy, 885 00:52:45,620 --> 00:52:47,260 let's open some of these gifts. 886 00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:48,980 Ain't got to tell me twice. 887 00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:55,940 This for you, Ricky. 888 00:53:07,210 --> 00:53:08,640 Damon. 889 00:53:08,660 --> 00:53:10,510 - Ah, shit! - Thank you. 890 00:53:11,060 --> 00:53:14,180 I'm-a be stylin' and profilin'. 891 00:53:17,390 --> 00:53:19,000 Look inside. 892 00:53:23,590 --> 00:53:27,700 - Some socks for them feet. - Thank you. 893 00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:34,060 Thank you. 894 00:53:34,220 --> 00:53:35,700 I got you. 895 00:53:39,580 --> 00:53:41,240 This one's for you. 896 00:53:50,590 --> 00:53:52,700 Before I met you, everything was in black and white. 897 00:53:53,080 --> 00:53:56,640 And that kind of thinking don't work in a gray world. 898 00:53:56,800 --> 00:53:59,219 You taught me to appreciate life and 899 00:53:59,220 --> 00:54:00,880 treasure every breath. 900 00:54:01,660 --> 00:54:04,460 You adjusted my focus and now I see in color. 901 00:54:05,270 --> 00:54:07,420 I just hope you do that for other people. 902 00:54:11,710 --> 00:54:12,920 Yeah. 903 00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:23,380 Angel, you... you didn't open your present. 904 00:54:23,490 --> 00:54:26,280 Mm-mm. I told you I didn't want anything. 905 00:54:26,380 --> 00:54:29,040 Oh, girl, open it. 906 00:54:36,530 --> 00:54:39,580 Mm-mm, not with that fork. 907 00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:40,640 Lord Jesus, you got us bawling like 908 00:55:40,660 --> 00:55:42,140 bitches before we've even eaten. 909 00:55:43,700 --> 00:55:45,180 What is wrong with you? 910 00:55:51,020 --> 00:55:53,580 We all pitched in, Mother, and got you this. 911 00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:56,440 Now what is this? 912 00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:00,220 Okay. 913 00:56:02,740 --> 00:56:05,520 It's a cute wrapper. 914 00:56:05,620 --> 00:56:08,040 - I picked it out. - Okay, you right. 915 00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:19,140 So it's a heart 'cause that's what you are to us. 916 00:56:20,040 --> 00:56:21,300 Our heart. 917 00:56:30,410 --> 00:56:32,480 Excuse me. Thank you. 918 00:56:33,460 --> 00:56:34,740 I love y'all. 919 00:56:36,100 --> 00:56:37,540 But could we eat? 920 00:56:37,620 --> 00:56:38,759 - Oh. - Boy. 921 00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:41,120 Yes, please. 922 00:56:42,530 --> 00:56:45,360 Daddy's hungry, hungry. 923 00:56:45,480 --> 00:56:47,460 - Pass the lo mein. - Merry Christmas, y'all. 924 00:56:47,480 --> 00:56:49,140 Merry Christmas. 925 00:57:06,720 --> 00:57:11,720 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 64997

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