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- Have a good night.
- Thanks.
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Oh, come in.
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Thank you so much for squeezing me in.
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Oh, sure.
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I'm so happy I found this spot.
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- I just moved here.
- To New York?
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No, to the Bronx.
I got priced out of my old neighborhood.
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Oh, I hear you.
Same thing's been happening here.
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You know, they offered me
a stupid amount of money for my salon.
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- Agh.
- Yeah, so I took it.
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Hey! Wow, that's great.
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In fact, this is Becky's last mani ever.
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This cuticle pusher's
about to go out of business… now.
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This is the best manicure I've ever had.
Don't sell.
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Good evening. Frank Polidori.
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It's too late now.
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We're finishing up
all the paperwork tonight.
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- Come on, Frank. Let's go.
- Come on.
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Now, right there.
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Okay. And… great.
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Now you got the money
for you and your husband,
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- if you wanna...
- Aagh.
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I'm not married, Frank.
I don't have a boyfriend either.
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- I don't need no man to know my worth.
- Course not.
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So, it's just you, then.
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Yeah, it's just me.
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Well, Becky,
let's get you on your way to the suburbs.
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Yes!
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You can come too if you want sometimes.
You can come visit.
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Course I will.
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- That's it?
- Mm-hm.
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Yeah, I'm leaving for the suburbs!
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Shoot it! Shoot it!
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Hey, Lil Mayor!
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Yo, Lil Mayor, what's up?
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- Yo, what's up Carl? Nice to see you.
- What's poppin', kid?
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- Coming to the block party?
- You know it!
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What's up, Perez?
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What's up, papi?
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You know what's up!
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What's poppin', y'all?
It's your girl Gloria, live,
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on this beautiful 95-degree day,
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but trust me, this ain't sweat.
This is glow. Get it.
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Miguel!
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Summer's almost done,
so make sure to step outside
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and catch that tan
while you can, you heard?
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Oh, and if you see a kid that's riding
a bike two sizes too big for him,
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that's just Lil Mayor trying
to save the neighborhood all by himself.
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Oh, and speaking
of saving the neighborhood,
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what's up
with all these missing person flyers?
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I thought this new construction
was supposed to make it safer.
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Something to think about, y'all.
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Bobby!
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Lil Cool, where you been, man?
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Hanging posters. I'll be right out.
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What do you think, Tony?
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- Looks good, bro. You a good artist.
- Thanks.
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Listen, I appreciate
what you're trying to do,
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- but to be real…
- No, don't say that. This is gonna work.
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- All right, Lil Mayor. Mm-hm.
- You'll see.
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Man…
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you ever wanna get rid
of that Sammy Sosa bat,
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you let me know.
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Bro, would you ask
King Arthur for his sword?
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Let it go? That junk's going on eBay
after they shut me down.
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Can you put this on my tab?
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And this on your tab.
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Yeah, I already know.
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- Don't worry. I'll pay you back.
- Course. Go ahead.
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- What you doing, Miguel? Come outside.
- Bobby, what's good, bro?
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- Tony. What's up?
- Getting into trouble?
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Nah.
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- Outta here.
- Bye.
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Later, bro.
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We gotta go, Bobby.
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Luis is waiting, and I got
a bunch more posters to put up.
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- Hi, Rita.
- What's up, Lil Mayor?
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Oh, yeah.
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Kid trying to get his play on. I bet you
a beer he strike out. Watch this.
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Miguel, I was telling these ladies
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about that block party
we putting together Friday night.
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We?
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Yeah, your boy said
he was gonna hook us up
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with some VIP passes.
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VIP? What VIP?
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Rita, let's go. I'm done with these kids.
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Yo, Lil Mayor, I wanna keep my beers!
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Hey, hold up!
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Um, I'll see about the VIP. Just…
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contribute something to the bodega fund.
It's important for the community.
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Y'all love that place.
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Yeah, we basically grew up there.
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So, um…
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see you there?
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Miguel!
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Don't get home late.
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Is that your mom?
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Nah.
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Why are you ignoring me?
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It seems like she knows you.
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No, that's just some random lady.
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I'm working late tonight. Are you sure
you don't want me to call a babysitter?
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Yo.
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And strike three!
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Kid, you're out.
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Run that beer, baby. Run that beer.
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Yo, we gotta get those girls
to show up to the party.
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Bruh, they, like, 16.
They were not feeling us.
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They'd be feelin' us
if we had some cash, man.
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- We wouldn't look so broke.
- Yo, what the hell is this?
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- Another one.
- They got Becky's too.
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Yo, I bet she got hella paid, man.
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Everybody's cashing out.
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It's all about getting
that macchiato and gelato money.
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Uh-huh.
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These Murnau guys
are chewing up our neighborhood.
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What was that?
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- You see anything?
- Nothing.
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- Yo, move over, man.
- Chill.
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Are you for real right now?
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- It's just dark.
- Can you let me see?
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- Yeah!
- Damn, girl. What the hell?
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What's wrong with you?
You almost gave us a heart attack.
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- That's how people get shot in the hood.
- You ain't shooting nobody, Lil Mayor.
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- Bobby, on the other hand…
- Shut up, Gloria.
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- Know what happened to Becky's?
- She dipped. Duh.
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Got that good money and got outta here,
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and now we getting
yummy nine-dollar cappuccinos.
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Like…
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- You live now?
- Twenty-nine hundred followers,
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- what's poppin', GloTV?
- Hey! Block party, Friday night.
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- Admission's ten...
- Get outta here, nerd.
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Yo, Drake's gonna be there.
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- Know what I'm saying?
- Drake?
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Yeah. Drake's gonna be there
with you Friday night!
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Don't listen to those fools.
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Drake ain't coming nowhere
near that block party. Cardi neither.
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It's your girl Gloria signing off. Get it.
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Yo!
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Finally. I've been waiting an hour.
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Relax, Tampa.
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No, don't start with that.
You know I didn't wanna leave.
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Don't see the kid six months,
that's how he says hi. Bam!
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Well, well, well.
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Hey, Father Jackson. How you doing?
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Luis.
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Keeping good company, I see.
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"Enter not into the path of the wicked,
and go not in the way of evil men."
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- So dramatic.
- Miguel...
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Okay, Bobby got into a minor,
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minor altercation in biology, and…
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- Father Jackson kicked him out of school.
- You got kicked out?
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- Damon started it.
- You're only telling me now?
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We didn't want you to worry.
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Listen, you worry too much.
I mean, look at yourself.
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You're eating your hand off.
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This is it. It's finally happened.
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I'm out of the crew.
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Everything's different now.
Miguel's a politician.
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Bobby's voice changed all of a sudden.
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He sounds like Denzel now.
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I bet you even got leg hairs.
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Yup.
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Who is that?
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What up, fellas?
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Bobby, I ain't heard from you.
We doing this, or what?
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Nah. I'm good for now.
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All right.
You change your mind, you let me know.
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Hey, hey, hey, yo.
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Those are nice, son. What size are they?
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Uh… nine.
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That's a little tight,
but I think we can make it work.
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- Actually, maybe an eight and a half.
- Come on.
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- Just leave him alone.
- No one's talking to you.
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I'm talking
to Puerto Rican Harry Potter here.
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Let him be, Slim.
All right, boys. I'll be seeing you.
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Ah, this kinda stress
makes my blood sugar go nuts.
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- What was that all about?
- Luis, you really making us look soft.
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Bobby?
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Henny asked me to do something.
I said no. That's it.
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Let's forget about it.
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Luis, I'm sorry I dissed you.
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Come on.
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- Y'all ready?
- Yeah.
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- Listen. I'm gonna spit some.
- Okay.
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- Okay?
- All right.
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- No. No knap. That's bad.
- Oh, my goodness!
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I'm so sorry. Pardon me.
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You must be lost.
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No, I just moved here.
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To the Bronx?
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Yes. Why does everyone keep saying that?
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Oh, I know. You think I'm gonna, like,
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call the cops and say it's too loud,
but that's not me.
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I wanna get to know my neighbors.
I'm Vivian.
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Miguel Martinez. Nice to meet you.
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You should come
to our block party Friday night.
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We're raising money for Tony's bodega.
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Landlord jacked up his rent,
so we're trying to help out.
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Here is a flyer.
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Oh, my gosh. Wow.
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Give me some more flyers,
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and I can hand them out to my neighbors,
and we can keep this bodega open.
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- Have a bunch. Thanks. It means a lot.
- Okay.
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Cool. Well, it was nice to meet you.
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You, too. Nice meeting you.
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You know she's gonna call the cops, right?
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No one says they're not gonna call the
cops unless they're gonna call the cops.
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- You paranoid, man.
- Come on.
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- Let's go.
- That white lady is bad news.
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- Yo. Check out the courthouse.
- What's up with that red light?
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They're turning it into apartments?
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Y'all know how this starts.
Them white people with canvas bags?
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That's always the first sign.
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It was the same dudes who got Becky too.
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- You got it out for these guys, huh?
- Yeah.
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Y'all gonna help me
put up these posters, or what?
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Our boy's back in town
to get away from the hell that is Tampa,
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and we gon' spend the night
putting up posters for a lost cause?
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Lost cause? This is not a lost cause.
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Do your thing.
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Luis. Xbox at Tony's?
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Do whatever you want.
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Come on. It'll be good. Let's go.
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Whoa!
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Sorry!
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- What the...?
- So sorry!
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Lil Mayor messed you up.
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Yo, man. It ain't funny!
Yo, I'mma kill you!
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Pedal hard, Lil Mayor. He mad!
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I'mma get you later.
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You better watch your back.
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Hey. What you doing down here, bro?
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Yo, Hamilton.
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You lost or something?
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Just walking.
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Yo, what the hell are you wearing?
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This?
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It's a Belle-Époque
hand-embroidered jacket.
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Thank you very much.
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Didn't say I liked it.
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Hey, stop right there, Mozart.
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It's too late to fight back now.
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We are going to wipe you out
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like the vermin you are.
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Fuck!
247
00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:58,934
Ohhh.
248
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:02,896
- Embarrassing you in your own home.
- Bro, this is the wild bootleg controller.
249
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:05,149
- Made in Uzbekistan or something.
- Whatever.
250
00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:06,733
Where Miguel at?
251
00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:09,361
Who knows, man? That dude acting crazy.
252
00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:13,323
He's not crazy. He's just passionate,
with big ideas. You know?
253
00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:15,993
He was floating! Oh, my God.
254
00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:17,661
He was floating,
255
00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:19,288
and... and then he killed Slim!
256
00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:20,706
Yo, you see what I mean?
257
00:17:20,789 --> 00:17:23,834
In the air, like… like… like…
and then he bit him with fangs,
258
00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:26,170
like he was some kind of a, uh, uh…
259
00:17:26,253 --> 00:17:28,255
Go! Get! Get! Get!
260
00:17:28,338 --> 00:17:30,132
Yo, what the hell, man?
261
00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:35,721
Welcome to Primo Bodega.
262
00:17:37,514 --> 00:17:38,514
How can I help you?
263
00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:43,436
Just looking.
264
00:17:45,105 --> 00:17:46,648
What a lovely bodega.
265
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,734
Yeah. You know, I like to keep it clean.
266
00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:50,486
You from around here?
267
00:17:51,695 --> 00:17:53,989
- New to the neighborhood.
- Okay.
268
00:17:54,656 --> 00:17:56,492
What do you, uh, do for work?
269
00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,160
Real estate.
270
00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:03,415
Murnau Properties.
271
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:17,929
Wait.
272
00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:25,228
Ah.
273
00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:27,606
There it is.
274
00:18:36,573 --> 00:18:38,075
Hand sanitizer. Yup.
275
00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:41,245
It's a dirty hood, bro.
Four-fifty.
276
00:18:43,997 --> 00:18:45,874
Keep the change.
277
00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:55,717
Yo.
278
00:18:56,426 --> 00:18:58,554
We got vampires in the Bronx.
279
00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:00,305
There's nothing there, stupid.
280
00:19:01,181 --> 00:19:02,683
- What?
- Yeah, go check it out.
281
00:19:02,766 --> 00:19:04,017
What?
282
00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:05,394
No, he was there.
283
00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:07,479
He was… he was… he was right here.
284
00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:10,691
- I knew you was lying.
- I dead-ass saw him bite him in the air.
285
00:19:10,774 --> 00:19:13,193
- You saw it too in the mirror.
- Uh, I don't know.
286
00:19:13,277 --> 00:19:14,736
Okay? I have low blood sugar.
287
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,530
My eyes can't be trusted.
288
00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:20,033
And yo, that mirror is dirty as hell.
289
00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:21,618
My mirror?
290
00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:23,453
- You got new mirror money?
- Look…
291
00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:26,417
Second of all, my father gave me
that mirror when he opened back in 1978.
292
00:19:26,456 --> 00:19:28,417
I'm sorry I offended your mirror.
293
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:31,461
- Listen. The vampire killed him.
- My grandfather came to...
294
00:19:32,921 --> 00:19:34,256
We need to tell someone.
295
00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:36,383
Nobody gonna care that Slim disappeared.
296
00:19:36,466 --> 00:19:38,594
Why? 'Cause he's a gangbanger?
297
00:19:39,094 --> 00:19:41,972
No, homie.
'Cause he's from the Bronx, like us.
298
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:47,102
Hey, let me take you home.
299
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,021
It's late, you're bugging,
300
00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:52,983
and your mother's gonna whoop
your ass and my ass. And I'm a grown man,
301
00:19:53,066 --> 00:19:55,110
and I cannot take
a chancletazo to the face.
302
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,654
Aight? It's embarrassing.
Let's get outta here.
303
00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:08,624
You think the commander
is going to be pleased?
304
00:20:09,499 --> 00:20:11,293
He's bringing bodies in here, Mr. Markus,
305
00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:15,005
when he knows we need all the properties
acquired without raising suspicion...
306
00:20:15,088 --> 00:20:16,131
Shut up, Frank.
307
00:20:18,091 --> 00:20:19,091
Yes, sir.
308
00:20:21,094 --> 00:20:22,094
Sun's coming up.
309
00:20:23,138 --> 00:20:24,556
Let's get back inside.
310
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,141
Deal with the body, Frank.
311
00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:31,146
What's poppin'?
It's your girl Gloria, live,
312
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,950
and I hope you got your bagels ready,
'cause I'm serving tea. Get it.
313
00:20:34,024 --> 00:20:36,568
Becky that used to do
my nails on 165, gone.
314
00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:39,196
Dude that used to sell empanadas
on the Concourse, gone.
315
00:20:39,279 --> 00:20:41,323
I don't know what's going on,
but take heed from me,
316
00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:44,076
sleep with one eye open,
and don't get got. Get it.
317
00:20:47,162 --> 00:20:48,162
Hey.
318
00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:49,580
Huh?
319
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:50,916
Huh.
320
00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:54,127
- What time you got in last night?
- I'm thinking about nine-ish.
321
00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:56,129
Aw, that's funny because I was home,
322
00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:58,757
awake-ish after that,
and you weren't here.
323
00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:01,260
Oh.
You were talking about last night.
324
00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:02,511
Um…
325
00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:04,304
I... there was these old ladies,
326
00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:06,431
these, um, blind old ladies.
327
00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:07,849
Tony told me everything.
328
00:21:08,725 --> 00:21:09,851
Everything, everything?
329
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:11,979
I'm always one step ahead of you.
330
00:21:12,062 --> 00:21:15,065
Look, I know how much you guys love Tony,
331
00:21:15,899 --> 00:21:17,067
but things change.
332
00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:18,860
The neighborhood changes.
333
00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:20,529
It's our turn.
334
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:23,198
It's just what happens.
335
00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:26,243
But I'm pretty sure they're not vampires.
336
00:21:26,743 --> 00:21:28,996
Mom! This is serious stuff.
337
00:21:29,079 --> 00:21:31,206
What's serious is you cleaning this room.
338
00:21:58,692 --> 00:22:00,610
Miguel Antonio Martinez!
339
00:22:00,694 --> 00:22:03,655
You said you was cleaning up
these nasty-ass shorts and underwear!
340
00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:07,659
- Yo, mom's a savage!
- Yo, she said you got nasty underwear!
341
00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:08,743
She mad at you.
342
00:22:17,711 --> 00:22:19,463
- Sup, Lil Mayor?
- Sup, Lil Mayor?
343
00:22:22,090 --> 00:22:24,760
I know, right?
Is it a clothing store or a restaurant?
344
00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:27,867
Lil Mayor, I know you
gonna let me spin tomorrow night, right?
345
00:22:27,929 --> 00:22:29,931
You know I got that…
346
00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:31,016
Listen, stop.
347
00:22:31,099 --> 00:22:33,659
There's a lot of things happening
in this neighborhood right now.
348
00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:37,022
Keep your eyes open.
349
00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:43,528
- All right.
- That was mad vague, dog.
350
00:22:46,073 --> 00:22:47,074
Yo, where's Bobby?
351
00:23:07,135 --> 00:23:08,178
Don't wave at him.
352
00:23:10,430 --> 00:23:12,933
- Why you messing with Henny?
- Chill, man.
353
00:23:13,016 --> 00:23:14,518
I was protecting us.
354
00:23:14,601 --> 00:23:17,521
You should be thanking me.
He wanted to know where Slim is.
355
00:23:17,604 --> 00:23:19,874
He hasn't seen him
since he took off after you last night.
356
00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:22,234
Well, didn't you tell him
that a flying vampire killed him?
357
00:23:22,317 --> 00:23:24,653
Right. That whole vampire thing.
358
00:23:25,153 --> 00:23:27,114
Look, don't worry.
359
00:23:27,197 --> 00:23:28,824
I covered for your crazy ass.
360
00:23:28,907 --> 00:23:30,867
Said you went straight to Tony's.
361
00:23:30,951 --> 00:23:32,619
Bro, we good.
362
00:23:33,745 --> 00:23:34,913
Come on, man.
363
00:23:51,471 --> 00:23:52,722
What is this crap, yo?
364
00:23:52,806 --> 00:23:54,266
Hey, you gon' pay for that?
365
00:23:54,349 --> 00:23:55,934
Yo, Tony. Where's the cat?
366
00:23:56,017 --> 00:23:58,186
I got a sanitation violation, bro.
They took Vishu.
367
00:23:58,270 --> 00:23:59,479
You got a copy of Blade here?
368
00:23:59,980 --> 00:24:00,980
You got $14.99?
369
00:24:08,822 --> 00:24:10,532
Ohhh!
370
00:24:10,615 --> 00:24:12,659
You see what he did?
He got in there. He put it in.
371
00:24:12,742 --> 00:24:14,995
I can't let you watch this.
Your mother's gonna kill me.
372
00:24:15,078 --> 00:24:18,248
Luis, you're the vampire expert.
You need to tell us everything you know.
373
00:24:19,082 --> 00:24:20,208
The basics.
374
00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:23,920
Vampires are undead immortals
that survive on the blood of the living.
375
00:24:24,004 --> 00:24:26,298
They can only go outside at night.
Sunlight kills them.
376
00:24:26,381 --> 00:24:27,461
What do they do in the day?
377
00:24:27,507 --> 00:24:31,636
Enclose themselves inside
a protective coffin in total darkness.
378
00:24:32,512 --> 00:24:34,890
Typically, the vampires
will group their coffins
379
00:24:34,973 --> 00:24:39,227
in a secret and secure location
called a nest.
380
00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:40,604
A nest.
381
00:24:41,354 --> 00:24:44,441
A vampire can be killed
with a silver or wooden stake to the…
382
00:24:44,524 --> 00:24:47,319
- To the head. Chu-hoo.
- …heart. They'll disintegrate.
383
00:24:49,196 --> 00:24:50,614
You know those little round cookies
384
00:24:50,697 --> 00:24:52,908
that don't taste
like anything they give out at church?
385
00:24:52,991 --> 00:24:54,534
You mean the Eucharist?
386
00:24:54,618 --> 00:24:57,538
You little heathen. If you was at church
once in a while, you'd know that.
387
00:24:57,579 --> 00:25:00,790
Put one of those Eucharists
in a vampire's mouth, and he's toast.
388
00:25:00,874 --> 00:25:01,875
All right.
389
00:25:01,958 --> 00:25:03,585
Also garlic. What about that?
390
00:25:03,668 --> 00:25:05,921
- Nah, that's not a thing.
- Yes, a thing.
391
00:25:06,004 --> 00:25:07,923
Garlic is a vampire repellent.
392
00:25:08,006 --> 00:25:09,925
Same with the crucifix.
393
00:25:10,008 --> 00:25:11,718
Holy water is a repellent as well,
394
00:25:11,801 --> 00:25:14,763
but you can also use it
as a vampire detector
395
00:25:14,846 --> 00:25:17,557
because holy water boils
when a vampire is close.
396
00:25:17,641 --> 00:25:19,059
What are you guys talking about?
397
00:25:19,142 --> 00:25:20,602
- Vampires.
- Nothing.
398
00:25:20,685 --> 00:25:22,885
Y'all really shouldn't be messing
with that kinda stuff.
399
00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:26,209
Welcome to Primo Bodega.
400
00:25:26,233 --> 00:25:27,943
Big sexy.
401
00:25:28,026 --> 00:25:29,945
That's it.
It's happening right in front of us.
402
00:25:30,028 --> 00:25:32,656
A vampire can only enter
your place if he's invited.
403
00:25:32,739 --> 00:25:36,368
Tony let the vampire in last night
when he said, "Welcome to Primo Bodega."
404
00:25:36,451 --> 00:25:39,704
Right, right.
Okay, okay. They can't enter bodega.
405
00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:41,331
- All right.
- No, no.
406
00:25:41,414 --> 00:25:43,708
They need an invitation to enter,
407
00:25:43,792 --> 00:25:46,628
and it's not only a bodega.
It can be like a house or something.
408
00:25:47,254 --> 00:25:51,258
A message from me. You tell him
it's open season on all suckheads.
409
00:25:51,341 --> 00:25:53,260
Okay.
410
00:25:57,264 --> 00:26:00,350
I don't like that look.
You're about to say something stupid.
411
00:26:06,022 --> 00:26:07,816
We are not going in there.
412
00:26:07,899 --> 00:26:08,817
It's daytime.
413
00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:10,944
Nothing to worry about.
They're all asleep, right?
414
00:26:11,027 --> 00:26:12,571
I've gotta be out of my mind.
415
00:26:12,654 --> 00:26:16,491
Come on, guys. We need proof.
We got this. We're Blades.
416
00:26:29,170 --> 00:26:31,256
- Hello.
- May I help you?
417
00:26:31,339 --> 00:26:35,093
Yes, I'd like to talk to your manager
about a sponsorship opportunity.
418
00:26:36,052 --> 00:26:37,137
Seriously?
419
00:26:38,763 --> 00:26:39,763
Um…
420
00:26:40,807 --> 00:26:41,808
Here.
421
00:26:44,019 --> 00:26:46,146
Is this your business card?
422
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:48,480
It's for charity.
423
00:26:59,951 --> 00:27:00,952
Are you insane?
424
00:27:01,036 --> 00:27:04,414
- We need to get out of here right now.
- I'm looking for evidence.
425
00:27:04,497 --> 00:27:07,417
You know, I think
you're putting way too much faith in shit
426
00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:09,002
that he read in a comic book.
427
00:27:09,502 --> 00:27:11,212
It's a graphic novel.
428
00:27:11,296 --> 00:27:12,631
Shut up.
429
00:27:17,093 --> 00:27:18,093
Come on.
430
00:27:22,390 --> 00:27:24,017
He'll be with you in a moment.
431
00:27:24,100 --> 00:27:25,185
He will?
432
00:27:48,750 --> 00:27:50,710
The afternoon sun can be murder.
433
00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:55,382
Frank Polidori. Pleasure to meet you.
434
00:27:57,342 --> 00:27:58,342
You too.
435
00:27:59,427 --> 00:28:00,679
Step into my office.
436
00:28:25,286 --> 00:28:27,122
So, what can I do for you boys?
437
00:28:29,499 --> 00:28:31,251
Well, we're, um…
438
00:28:32,210 --> 00:28:35,588
doing this event to benefit Tony's bodega,
439
00:28:35,672 --> 00:28:36,672
and…
440
00:28:37,340 --> 00:28:40,140
- We need some sponsorship...
- I'm gonna stop you right there.
441
00:28:43,596 --> 00:28:45,056
How's $2,000 sound?
442
00:28:46,015 --> 00:28:48,393
- You serious?
- You know, you're right.
443
00:28:49,644 --> 00:28:50,645
Let's make it three.
444
00:28:52,272 --> 00:28:53,523
You know, Murnau…
445
00:28:53,606 --> 00:28:57,652
is very committed to making the Bronx
the best place it can be for all of us.
446
00:28:59,446 --> 00:29:02,073
That's very thoughtful of you.
447
00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:04,200
To put it bluntly,
448
00:29:04,701 --> 00:29:07,036
this place is a forgotten area.
449
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:09,497
Every last one of you could disappear,
450
00:29:10,957 --> 00:29:13,126
and no one would even notice.
451
00:29:15,712 --> 00:29:17,422
Although, I gotta say,
452
00:29:17,505 --> 00:29:20,175
not everyone appreciates
what we're trying to do here.
453
00:29:21,342 --> 00:29:23,553
Would you believe someone glued a flyer
454
00:29:24,053 --> 00:29:25,597
just like this to our sign
455
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:26,973
outside the courthouse?
456
00:29:31,019 --> 00:29:33,480
You boys wouldn't know
anything about that now, would you?
457
00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:36,357
No, no, no.
458
00:29:37,734 --> 00:29:38,734
Luis?
459
00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:41,154
- What's going on here?
- He has low blood sugar.
460
00:29:41,237 --> 00:29:44,032
- Maybe we should call his mom.
- Nobody leaves this room.
461
00:29:45,033 --> 00:29:46,284
But he's gonna…
462
00:29:46,868 --> 00:29:48,620
Hey.
463
00:29:49,996 --> 00:29:51,414
What are you guys doing here?
464
00:29:52,373 --> 00:29:54,417
Oh, my gosh. Are you okay?
465
00:29:55,543 --> 00:29:56,543
Well…
466
00:29:56,586 --> 00:29:57,629
Um…
467
00:29:57,712 --> 00:29:59,422
I'm suddenly feeling much better.
468
00:29:59,506 --> 00:30:03,468
We were just talking to Mr. Polidori
about sponsoring the block party, and...
469
00:30:03,551 --> 00:30:06,012
You really should. These kids are great.
470
00:30:06,095 --> 00:30:08,932
We have an appointment.
I'm sorry. My mind is…
471
00:30:09,015 --> 00:30:11,434
Okay, well, thank you.
Nice seeing you. Nice meeting you.
472
00:30:11,518 --> 00:30:12,977
We really must be going.
473
00:30:13,061 --> 00:30:13,895
Let's go.
474
00:30:13,978 --> 00:30:17,148
Um…
Thank you for the very generous donation.
475
00:30:18,358 --> 00:30:20,235
It'll really help. Oh.
476
00:30:22,487 --> 00:30:24,322
- Go! Go!
- Watch out!
477
00:30:34,374 --> 00:30:35,875
What the hell is this?
478
00:30:38,628 --> 00:30:40,880
A massive vampire nest.
479
00:30:40,964 --> 00:30:44,008
Thirteen floors. Twelve coffins per floor.
480
00:30:44,092 --> 00:30:46,553
- That's 300 and...
- One hundred fifty-six vampires.
481
00:30:46,636 --> 00:30:48,179
- Bobby!
- Close enough.
482
00:30:48,263 --> 00:30:49,263
What?
483
00:30:50,139 --> 00:30:52,851
Uh-uh. Don't you talk to me like that.
484
00:30:52,934 --> 00:30:54,936
I ought to smack you upside the head.
485
00:30:55,937 --> 00:30:57,146
And you, too.
486
00:30:57,230 --> 00:30:58,565
You ain't fooling nobody.
487
00:30:58,648 --> 00:31:00,108
I know what you doing.
488
00:31:01,317 --> 00:31:02,652
I'mma check your cookies.
489
00:31:03,236 --> 00:31:04,863
Where you going, Mom?
490
00:31:04,946 --> 00:31:07,007
I'm going to see that man
at the real estate company.
491
00:31:07,031 --> 00:31:08,449
Frank Polidori.
492
00:31:08,533 --> 00:31:11,661
He came by last night,
wanted to know if we were selling!
493
00:31:11,744 --> 00:31:13,663
Uh, you can't talk to him.
494
00:31:13,746 --> 00:31:14,998
What the hell you doing?
495
00:31:15,081 --> 00:31:18,585
- Don't go there, Ma.
- He's… he's a really bad man.
496
00:31:19,085 --> 00:31:21,045
Of course he is. He's in real estate,
497
00:31:21,129 --> 00:31:23,089
but as long as his money is also real,
498
00:31:23,172 --> 00:31:24,799
- I'm gon' hear him out.
- Why?
499
00:31:26,467 --> 00:31:27,802
Where'd you get that hat?
500
00:31:28,803 --> 00:31:29,637
Bought it.
501
00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:32,599
Psss.
Henny better not have given that to you.
502
00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:35,476
I see what he's trying to do.
503
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:38,104
Trying to pull you down
the same road to hell as your daddy.
504
00:31:39,147 --> 00:31:41,900
This Frank Polidori,
he's gon' get us out of this house,
505
00:31:41,983 --> 00:31:44,068
keep you away from that life.
506
00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:47,238
Miss Gladys, please trust us.
507
00:31:47,322 --> 00:31:48,322
Don't go there.
508
00:31:50,450 --> 00:31:52,493
But we gon' leave
this mess before you screw up.
509
00:31:54,704 --> 00:31:58,416
Y'all can go back
to your nudie search. Hmm.
510
00:32:01,377 --> 00:32:03,671
So, Henny gave you that hat?
511
00:32:04,464 --> 00:32:05,298
So?
512
00:32:05,381 --> 00:32:07,759
There are plans
for dozens of buildings here.
513
00:32:09,886 --> 00:32:11,971
I… I say we take all this to the cops.
514
00:32:12,055 --> 00:32:13,640
- We can't.
- He's right.
515
00:32:13,723 --> 00:32:16,309
- Not enough evidence.
- Not what I thought you'd say.
516
00:32:16,392 --> 00:32:20,104
If you don't already believe in vampires,
you're not gonna believe in this.
517
00:32:20,188 --> 00:32:21,481
We need something more.
518
00:32:22,148 --> 00:32:23,858
We need something no one can deny.
519
00:32:24,901 --> 00:32:26,486
We need to find the nest.
520
00:32:26,569 --> 00:32:29,405
Also, I stole this,
so we should chill with the cop talk.
521
00:32:34,535 --> 00:32:35,578
Don't touch that.
522
00:32:43,544 --> 00:32:45,880
Why isn't your phone on vibrate?
523
00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:47,215
Who are you?
524
00:32:47,298 --> 00:32:50,235
What's poppin', y'all? This is GloTV.
It looks like they got things started
525
00:32:50,259 --> 00:32:53,179
at the courthouse. They got mad movers,
and it looks hella fancy in there.
526
00:32:53,262 --> 00:32:55,223
Like, they got chandeliers.
Let's check it out.
527
00:32:55,723 --> 00:32:57,934
Excuse me. What's in those boxes?
528
00:32:58,601 --> 00:33:00,186
Uh, Sub-Zeros.
529
00:33:00,937 --> 00:33:04,565
They trying to tell me
these big-ass boxes are Sub-Zero fridges.
530
00:33:04,649 --> 00:33:06,484
Damn, these condos
are gonna be nice as hell.
531
00:33:06,567 --> 00:33:07,902
Let me guess.
532
00:33:07,986 --> 00:33:09,237
They ain't refrigerators.
533
00:33:10,029 --> 00:33:11,614
I think we just found the nest.
534
00:33:11,698 --> 00:33:14,176
Yo, am I bugging,
or do these boxes look like coffins?
535
00:33:30,633 --> 00:33:31,633
Come on.
536
00:33:37,765 --> 00:33:38,765
Yo, it's locked.
537
00:34:17,638 --> 00:34:21,017
- Hey, check out the footprints.
- Word, bro.
538
00:34:21,100 --> 00:34:22,143
Mm-hm.
539
00:34:22,226 --> 00:34:25,063
This is it.
This is definitely it.
540
00:34:25,897 --> 00:34:28,566
This is bad. This is definitely bad.
541
00:34:54,926 --> 00:34:57,678
Can we please… can we please just go?
542
00:34:58,429 --> 00:35:00,389
Can we just get our asses outta here?
543
00:35:03,684 --> 00:35:05,812
Don't do it, man. Don't...
544
00:35:05,895 --> 00:35:06,896
Shh.
545
00:35:31,587 --> 00:35:33,923
And we're prying the coffins open.
546
00:35:34,757 --> 00:35:36,134
Seems unnecessary.
547
00:35:42,098 --> 00:35:43,432
Whoa.
548
00:35:47,687 --> 00:35:49,564
- Told you.
- We got it. Can we just go?
549
00:35:49,647 --> 00:35:52,984
This is the same dude who killed Slim.
I remember his stupid-ass clothes.
550
00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:59,282
- Go!
- Oh, my God!
551
00:35:59,907 --> 00:36:00,992
Go!
552
00:36:03,619 --> 00:36:04,619
What?
553
00:36:10,126 --> 00:36:10,960
Get out!
554
00:36:11,043 --> 00:36:12,795
Open the door!
555
00:36:12,879 --> 00:36:13,879
Go!
556
00:36:27,476 --> 00:36:28,476
Go! Go!
557
00:36:29,979 --> 00:36:30,979
Huh-huh.
558
00:36:31,814 --> 00:36:33,566
Yo. We got 'em.
559
00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:37,653
Yo, Bobby, how you not mute your phone?
You almost killed us in there.
560
00:36:42,575 --> 00:36:44,327
You three are in deep shit.
561
00:36:44,994 --> 00:36:48,289
Great plan, Lil Mayor.
I told you cops wouldn't help for shit.
562
00:36:48,873 --> 00:36:49,874
Excuse me?
563
00:36:50,458 --> 00:36:53,211
Um, Sanders,
it sounds like they want to go to juvie.
564
00:36:53,961 --> 00:36:55,838
We expected more from you, Lil Mayor.
565
00:37:04,805 --> 00:37:05,805
Um…
566
00:37:06,140 --> 00:37:07,308
What are we doing here?
567
00:37:07,391 --> 00:37:09,991
We need to see if Mr. Polidori's
gonna press charges on you three.
568
00:37:11,103 --> 00:37:13,981
- Could this day get any worse?
- Yes.
569
00:37:17,568 --> 00:37:19,695
What is wrong with you? Huh?
570
00:37:23,658 --> 00:37:26,369
What's poppin'? It's your girl Gloria.
We are live and at the scene,
571
00:37:26,452 --> 00:37:27,912
so let me give you all the deets.
572
00:37:27,995 --> 00:37:31,916
Lil Mayor and his little friends
got caught up with 5-0 for trespassing.
573
00:37:31,999 --> 00:37:33,417
Such fine boys, aren't they?
574
00:37:37,588 --> 00:37:40,299
His mom had been on him
about some dirty-ass underwear,
575
00:37:40,383 --> 00:37:42,134
and now he's in the back of a police car.
576
00:37:42,218 --> 00:37:43,970
I bet this was your idea, huh?
577
00:37:44,053 --> 00:37:47,139
You broke in. How could you do this?
You know how hard I work?
578
00:37:47,223 --> 00:37:52,186
This man got some real crazy
Illuminati conspiracy theories
579
00:37:52,270 --> 00:37:55,106
to drop with him and his boys,
and I'm ready for it.
580
00:37:59,151 --> 00:38:01,551
Lil Mayor's about to say wild shit.
Let's go see what he say.
581
00:38:01,612 --> 00:38:04,365
Okay, I know how this looks,
but just trust me.
582
00:38:04,448 --> 00:38:06,909
Everything will make sense
after you see this.
583
00:38:09,996 --> 00:38:10,996
See that?
584
00:38:12,331 --> 00:38:13,749
That's the vampire nest.
585
00:38:13,833 --> 00:38:15,876
Inside the courthouse.
586
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:17,336
Now, brace yourselves.
587
00:38:17,420 --> 00:38:19,297
This is the part
when I open up the coffin.
588
00:38:19,797 --> 00:38:22,800
Can we please…
can we please just go?
589
00:38:24,385 --> 00:38:26,595
Whoa!
590
00:38:27,263 --> 00:38:30,016
Uhh, what we supposed to be seeing?
591
00:38:31,267 --> 00:38:32,852
- Vampires.
- What?
592
00:38:32,935 --> 00:38:34,186
- Vampires?
- What?
593
00:38:35,229 --> 00:38:36,355
Come on.
594
00:38:37,898 --> 00:38:40,776
- That's wild, bro.
- Lil Mayor, what you smoking, man?
595
00:38:40,860 --> 00:38:42,379
You got some more?
596
00:38:42,403 --> 00:38:43,821
I don't understand.
597
00:38:44,447 --> 00:38:45,781
Vampires don't have souls.
598
00:38:48,451 --> 00:38:49,910
They don't have a reflection.
599
00:38:50,536 --> 00:38:53,539
You can't see them
in mirrors, photos, or videos.
600
00:38:53,622 --> 00:38:55,502
Know what?
Forget the video. We have their plans
601
00:38:55,541 --> 00:38:57,918
to build deadly vampire nests
all over this neighborhood.
602
00:38:58,002 --> 00:38:59,337
Have a look at this.
603
00:39:00,421 --> 00:39:01,672
Where'd you get this?
604
00:39:02,465 --> 00:39:04,842
Okay, we may have borrowed it,
605
00:39:04,925 --> 00:39:08,554
but I'd gladly give it
back to Mr. Polidori if…
606
00:39:09,055 --> 00:39:10,806
and only if he comes out here
607
00:39:10,890 --> 00:39:12,683
and proves he's not a vampire.
608
00:39:14,935 --> 00:39:16,228
Ah, kids.
609
00:39:18,439 --> 00:39:20,941
They have the most wild imaginations.
610
00:39:21,525 --> 00:39:23,611
I caught these three
trespassing at the courthouse,
611
00:39:23,694 --> 00:39:25,821
and they confessed to stealing your file.
612
00:39:26,572 --> 00:39:28,324
Hey, hey, hold on a second.
613
00:39:28,407 --> 00:39:30,785
I can vouch for these kids, bro.
They're good kids.
614
00:39:30,868 --> 00:39:33,579
They were just mixed up
with some crazy vampire idea. That's all.
615
00:39:33,662 --> 00:39:36,874
Well, the file has been returned.
I suppose no harm was done.
616
00:39:36,957 --> 00:39:37,957
Right, boys?
617
00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:39,835
No need to make this a legal matter.
618
00:39:39,919 --> 00:39:41,504
Thank you so much.
619
00:39:41,587 --> 00:39:42,505
We're so sorry.
620
00:39:42,588 --> 00:39:44,948
- We don't know what got into our boys.
- Boys will be boys.
621
00:39:48,803 --> 00:39:50,721
What is wrong with you? Are you crazy?
622
00:39:50,805 --> 00:39:53,682
I bet this was all your idea.
You're gonna end up like your daddy.
623
00:39:53,766 --> 00:39:56,060
Who you looking at? Answer me!
624
00:39:56,143 --> 00:39:57,186
Come on. Let's go.
625
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:00,606
Thank you.
626
00:40:02,108 --> 00:40:04,735
Hey, hey, hey, Carmen.
627
00:40:04,819 --> 00:40:06,654
You let him watch Blade, didn't you?
628
00:40:06,737 --> 00:40:08,030
Blade? What's that?
629
00:40:09,156 --> 00:40:11,742
I am Blade! Vampires…
630
00:40:12,368 --> 00:40:13,411
watch out!
631
00:40:13,494 --> 00:40:14,662
He paid for it.
632
00:40:14,745 --> 00:40:16,747
So that's
how he's getting these crazy ideas?
633
00:40:16,831 --> 00:40:18,874
You're not going
to that bodega ever again.
634
00:40:18,958 --> 00:40:20,418
What? No, no, Mom.
635
00:40:20,501 --> 00:40:23,254
Ma, Tony didn't do anything.
636
00:40:23,337 --> 00:40:25,777
Go with your mother.
Listen to her. She knows best, all right?
637
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:27,480
- I know best.
- Forget the vampire stuff.
638
00:41:28,152 --> 00:41:29,278
Commander.
639
00:41:34,658 --> 00:41:37,912
We're going to church to set you right.
And clean up this room!
640
00:41:50,508 --> 00:41:51,508
Yo, open that gate.
641
00:42:08,692 --> 00:42:10,819
Henny, my man.
Thanks for meeting me.
642
00:42:11,862 --> 00:42:14,240
What's this business opportunity
you got for me?
643
00:42:14,740 --> 00:42:17,284
So, my employer has become concerned
644
00:42:17,368 --> 00:42:19,828
that people
in the neighborhood aren't responding…
645
00:42:19,912 --> 00:42:22,414
expeditiously enough
to our financial proposals.
646
00:42:23,290 --> 00:42:24,792
So, I need you to make some…
647
00:42:26,377 --> 00:42:28,712
let's just call it "noise"
in the neighborhood.
648
00:42:28,796 --> 00:42:30,422
Disturbances significant enough
649
00:42:30,506 --> 00:42:33,259
to give the last holdouts
the push they need to sell.
650
00:42:33,342 --> 00:42:35,803
Yeah. I ain't interested
in any police attention.
651
00:42:35,886 --> 00:42:39,974
'Cause it would negatively impact your
business. I understand that. I can dig it.
652
00:42:41,016 --> 00:42:42,016
However,
653
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:44,645
what I'm prepared to offer you tonight…
654
00:42:46,605 --> 00:42:49,984
is more money for a couple of days' work
than you've made in your entire life.
655
00:42:56,991 --> 00:42:57,991
That's right.
656
00:43:01,370 --> 00:43:04,415
Additionally, there's a matter
of a small piece of personal property
657
00:43:04,498 --> 00:43:07,668
that's been stolen from us
by a group of neighborhood boys.
658
00:43:09,044 --> 00:43:10,796
We'd like the stolen items returned
659
00:43:11,589 --> 00:43:12,881
and the perpetrators…
660
00:43:14,508 --> 00:43:15,508
eliminated.
661
00:43:31,150 --> 00:43:32,150
You...
662
00:43:35,738 --> 00:43:37,156
Yo, why you ignoring me?
663
00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:38,991
- What? I called you.
- Luis?
664
00:43:39,074 --> 00:43:42,411
Yeah. Listen.
I figured it out. Dude is their familiar.
665
00:43:42,494 --> 00:43:43,495
Who is their what?
666
00:43:44,079 --> 00:43:47,207
Frank. The creepy real estate guy.
He's the vampires' familiar.
667
00:43:47,291 --> 00:43:51,086
- What is that? Like, a sun vampire?
- No.
668
00:43:51,170 --> 00:43:53,005
A familiar is a human servant
669
00:43:53,088 --> 00:43:55,924
who protects his undead master
during the daylight hours.
670
00:43:56,008 --> 00:44:00,262
He does a vampire's bidding in exchange
for eventually becoming a vampire himself.
671
00:44:00,346 --> 00:44:03,724
He's making all the deals in the daytime
while the vampires sleep in the nest.
672
00:44:03,807 --> 00:44:05,309
- Exactly.
- Miguel!
673
00:44:06,810 --> 00:44:08,896
- You going to church tonight?
- Yes.
674
00:44:08,979 --> 00:44:11,231
Titi's convinced
I'm possessed by el diablo.
675
00:44:11,315 --> 00:44:14,109
El diablo! That's right.
That's why he's going to church tonight.
676
00:44:14,193 --> 00:44:16,362
God will save him. The Lord will help him.
677
00:44:19,990 --> 00:44:20,824
Told you.
678
00:44:20,908 --> 00:44:22,534
See you there. I got a plan.
679
00:44:25,746 --> 00:44:26,830
Come on, man.
680
00:44:35,464 --> 00:44:36,799
Sup, little man?
681
00:44:36,882 --> 00:44:39,635
Hey, look, you better go
before my mom spots you.
682
00:44:39,718 --> 00:44:42,429
I got something.
Set you and your moms up real nice.
683
00:44:43,180 --> 00:44:46,517
- Yeah, I don't know.
- I'm trying to help you, bruh.
684
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:49,186
You run out the money your pops left,
kicked out of school.
685
00:44:49,269 --> 00:44:51,109
You gon' keep playing
with your little friends,
686
00:44:51,146 --> 00:44:54,441
or you gon' finally grow up,
be the man of the house, get some respect?
687
00:45:01,824 --> 00:45:04,410
- What?
- Meet me and Luis at church right now.
688
00:45:04,493 --> 00:45:06,954
- No.
- I have a plan to take out these vampires.
689
00:45:07,037 --> 00:45:07,871
But we need you!
690
00:45:07,955 --> 00:45:08,997
Last chance.
691
00:45:09,081 --> 00:45:10,416
I ain't asking again.
692
00:45:10,499 --> 00:45:13,001
- Yo, is that Henny?
- That your boy Miguel?
693
00:45:13,085 --> 00:45:14,336
Let me holla at him.
694
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:16,588
- I gotta go.
- No! Bobby, don't!
695
00:45:16,672 --> 00:45:19,272
- You know how this is gonna end with him.
- End with him?
696
00:45:19,758 --> 00:45:20,758
What about with you?
697
00:45:21,176 --> 00:45:23,929
In the last day, you got me
into more shit than Henny ever could.
698
00:45:24,513 --> 00:45:26,807
I'm done with all this.
And I'm done with you!
699
00:45:30,686 --> 00:45:31,686
Yo, Miguel.
700
00:45:36,066 --> 00:45:37,609
- Bobby coming?
- No.
701
00:45:38,110 --> 00:45:39,110
He's with Henny.
702
00:45:40,821 --> 00:45:43,365
But, uh… we can do this without him.
703
00:45:44,241 --> 00:45:45,868
And what is it we're doing?
704
00:45:46,744 --> 00:45:48,120
Well, well, well…
705
00:45:50,873 --> 00:45:52,583
lost lambs returning to the flock.
706
00:45:52,666 --> 00:45:55,127
I don't see you two
at Thursday mass very often.
707
00:45:55,627 --> 00:45:56,545
Uh…
708
00:45:56,628 --> 00:46:01,216
It's tough with our responsibilities
in the community and so forth and...
709
00:46:01,300 --> 00:46:03,844
Right, right, right.
And where's the other one? Hm?
710
00:46:05,304 --> 00:46:08,724
The one that likes to start melees
and fraternizes with known drug dealers?
711
00:46:08,807 --> 00:46:09,892
He couldn't make it.
712
00:46:12,186 --> 00:46:13,979
So, can we, uh…
713
00:46:15,105 --> 00:46:16,648
please go?
714
00:46:16,732 --> 00:46:17,732
Oh…
715
00:46:18,609 --> 00:46:19,609
By all means.
716
00:46:24,364 --> 00:46:25,866
I'll be watching you two.
717
00:46:26,992 --> 00:46:27,992
Closely.
718
00:46:46,094 --> 00:46:47,346
Miguel.
719
00:46:51,391 --> 00:46:52,684
What are we doing?
720
00:46:52,768 --> 00:46:53,768
Shh.
721
00:47:22,965 --> 00:47:25,050
Hey, how you doing?
Welcome to Primo Bodega.
722
00:47:25,133 --> 00:47:26,134
How can I help you?
723
00:47:28,470 --> 00:47:30,931
Is this the famous bodega
Lil Mayor's trying to save?
724
00:47:31,014 --> 00:47:33,016
Yes, it is. You know Miguel?
725
00:47:34,101 --> 00:47:36,520
- Doesn't everybody?
- Yeah, it's true.
726
00:47:36,603 --> 00:47:39,273
Actually, I want to help out
with the block party.
727
00:47:39,356 --> 00:47:41,525
I was thinking of making maple scones.
728
00:47:42,109 --> 00:47:43,819
- Maple scones?
- Yeah.
729
00:47:44,319 --> 00:47:45,821
Yeah, that's a dope idea.
730
00:47:45,904 --> 00:47:48,949
- Is it lame?
- No, nah.
731
00:47:49,032 --> 00:47:50,492
Maple scones are dope.
732
00:47:50,576 --> 00:47:53,453
Is, uh… is he around?
733
00:47:53,954 --> 00:47:55,998
Miguel? Nah, man, that boy is bugging.
734
00:47:56,081 --> 00:47:58,917
I taught him way better than that.
I practically raised them boys, man.
735
00:47:59,001 --> 00:48:00,321
- I didn't know that.
- Yeah, man.
736
00:48:00,377 --> 00:48:03,314
When their parents were working,
they were here in the bodega, hanging out,
737
00:48:03,338 --> 00:48:06,592
doing homework, playing video games,
staying out of trouble.
738
00:48:06,675 --> 00:48:08,218
Are you a baseball fan?
739
00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:09,761
Oh, this right here?
740
00:48:09,845 --> 00:48:14,933
This is the bat that Sammy Sosa,
the pride of San Pedro de Macorís,
741
00:48:15,017 --> 00:48:18,061
used to hit 60 home runs in one season.
742
00:48:18,145 --> 00:48:20,564
- Wow.
- Which had only been done four times
743
00:48:20,647 --> 00:48:23,150
in the history of baseball.
You know how old baseball is?
744
00:48:23,233 --> 00:48:25,027
It's old as shit.
745
00:48:25,110 --> 00:48:28,196
But that was before he started bleaching
his skin, looking like Count Chocula
746
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:30,960
and one of these vampires
that Miguel thinks is in the neighborhood,
747
00:48:30,991 --> 00:48:32,492
sucking on people's necks.
748
00:48:32,576 --> 00:48:33,660
I heard about that.
749
00:48:33,744 --> 00:48:34,786
Yeah.
750
00:48:34,870 --> 00:48:37,581
But, yeah.
Check out the store. Peruse my wares,
751
00:48:37,664 --> 00:48:40,250
you know?
I got some new stuff. I got some kale.
752
00:48:40,334 --> 00:48:43,378
I got another type of kale,
some flaxseeds.
753
00:48:43,462 --> 00:48:45,380
You know? Some organic aloe,
754
00:48:45,464 --> 00:48:46,965
whatever you need, you know?
755
00:48:47,049 --> 00:48:48,258
I just need this.
756
00:48:48,342 --> 00:48:49,843
- That's it? Just the hummus?
- Uh-hm.
757
00:48:49,927 --> 00:48:51,678
Okay. Um…
758
00:48:52,387 --> 00:48:53,972
You know what? On the house.
759
00:48:54,056 --> 00:48:55,098
Real talk?
760
00:48:55,182 --> 00:48:57,893
Yeah. You coming through with scones,
I come through with hummus.
761
00:48:58,977 --> 00:48:59,977
Thank you.
762
00:49:00,646 --> 00:49:03,523
I can see why Miguel
thinks this place is so special.
763
00:49:04,107 --> 00:49:07,569
Let me get you a bag. I don't want you
walking around with bare hummus.
764
00:49:15,953 --> 00:49:17,287
What the…?
765
00:49:22,250 --> 00:49:23,251
I'm out of bags.
766
00:49:24,336 --> 00:49:26,338
I guess I'll see you at the block party.
767
00:49:27,839 --> 00:49:28,839
Mm-hm.
768
00:49:29,758 --> 00:49:30,759
Oh, uh…
769
00:49:31,635 --> 00:49:33,053
Tell Miguel I'm looking for him.
770
00:49:33,136 --> 00:49:34,805
Okay.
771
00:49:43,647 --> 00:49:45,399
You've reached Lil Mayor.
Leave a message.
772
00:49:46,233 --> 00:49:49,194
Yo, shorty really is a vampire, dog.
I looked at the thing...
773
00:50:19,307 --> 00:50:20,559
Shit.
774
00:50:29,484 --> 00:50:30,694
You'll never get them.
775
00:50:39,578 --> 00:50:40,996
The body of Christ.
776
00:50:44,041 --> 00:50:45,292
The body of Christ.
777
00:50:47,711 --> 00:50:48,920
The body of Christ.
778
00:50:49,463 --> 00:50:51,048
I got my eye on you.
779
00:50:54,259 --> 00:50:55,385
The body of Christ.
780
00:50:57,012 --> 00:50:58,012
The body of Christ.
781
00:51:03,643 --> 00:51:04,895
Let's all pray.
782
00:51:10,358 --> 00:51:11,358
Hey.
783
00:51:36,134 --> 00:51:37,886
This is like a top-five sin.
784
00:51:39,304 --> 00:51:40,597
Yes! Holy water.
785
00:51:49,940 --> 00:51:51,100
How do we get it out of here?
786
00:52:09,209 --> 00:52:10,209
There we go.
787
00:52:18,552 --> 00:52:20,887
Shh. Someone's coming.
788
00:52:32,107 --> 00:52:33,733
Those shits stole my Sprite.
789
00:52:40,532 --> 00:52:43,785
We got the holy water,
the Eucharist, and now... Oh.
790
00:52:45,412 --> 00:52:46,913
Hey, hi. Hi, Rita. Hey.
791
00:52:46,997 --> 00:52:48,957
I saw you two going into the sacristy.
792
00:52:49,541 --> 00:52:52,043
- What were y'all doing back there?
- What? No. Um…
793
00:52:52,127 --> 00:52:54,171
- We were busy doing…
- We were trying...
794
00:52:54,254 --> 00:52:55,881
- …church stuff.
- Yes.
795
00:52:55,964 --> 00:52:56,964
Church stuff.
796
00:52:57,007 --> 00:52:59,176
- Why are you two carrying those bottles?
- This? Oh...
797
00:52:59,259 --> 00:53:00,093
I have…
798
00:53:00,177 --> 00:53:01,761
- low blood sugar.
- Low blood sugar.
799
00:53:03,221 --> 00:53:04,806
- Can I have some?
- No!
800
00:53:04,890 --> 00:53:05,890
No, you shouldn't.
801
00:53:05,932 --> 00:53:08,185
See, y'all better tell me
what's really going on here
802
00:53:08,268 --> 00:53:09,978
before I get Father Jackson out here.
803
00:53:11,688 --> 00:53:12,688
Um…
804
00:53:15,066 --> 00:53:16,610
You're gonna think I'm crazy.
805
00:53:17,444 --> 00:53:18,570
Try me.
806
00:53:19,779 --> 00:53:20,779
Okay.
807
00:53:26,119 --> 00:53:27,119
So…
808
00:53:28,496 --> 00:53:30,248
we talked about me doing, like…
809
00:53:31,166 --> 00:53:32,792
messenger-type stuff.
810
00:53:33,668 --> 00:53:34,668
We did.
811
00:53:35,212 --> 00:53:37,547
Then, do we really need all of this?
812
00:53:39,341 --> 00:53:41,468
What'd you think this was gonna be, bruh?
813
00:53:42,385 --> 00:53:44,971
You wanna be in business,
be a big man and get paid,
814
00:53:45,055 --> 00:53:46,306
this what it looks like.
815
00:53:55,982 --> 00:53:57,484
Don't try telling me I'm good.
816
00:54:04,407 --> 00:54:07,661
Aight, we going
to every store on the block tonight.
817
00:54:07,744 --> 00:54:10,247
If they open, rob whoever's
at the register. If they ain't,
818
00:54:10,330 --> 00:54:12,249
smash the place up,
loot it up, shoot it up.
819
00:54:12,332 --> 00:54:14,626
- Frank wants 'em wrecked.
- Frank?
820
00:54:15,085 --> 00:54:16,169
We working for Frank?
821
00:54:16,670 --> 00:54:19,547
- Like, the Murnau guy?
- Yeah, you got a problem with that?
822
00:54:21,383 --> 00:54:22,384
Nah.
823
00:54:23,218 --> 00:54:24,218
Come here.
824
00:54:27,305 --> 00:54:29,057
Got a special job for you.
825
00:54:29,849 --> 00:54:31,726
Where Lil Mayor
and that Puerto Rican kid at?
826
00:54:31,810 --> 00:54:33,890
- Why you need to know?
- Why I need to know?
827
00:54:35,063 --> 00:54:36,606
This ain't a democracy, son.
828
00:54:36,690 --> 00:54:39,567
I tell you what I need,
and you give it to me, understand?
829
00:54:40,944 --> 00:54:41,944
Yeah.
830
00:54:43,446 --> 00:54:44,906
Now, find out where they at.
831
00:54:47,325 --> 00:54:48,325
Strap up.
832
00:54:52,455 --> 00:54:53,498
Um…
833
00:54:53,790 --> 00:54:55,625
I gotta use the bathroom real quick.
834
00:54:56,626 --> 00:54:58,253
Boy piss his pants already?
835
00:55:13,018 --> 00:55:14,144
Oh.
836
00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:25,238
- Vampires? Are you serious?
- I know how it sounds, but...
837
00:55:25,322 --> 00:55:27,122
No, I'm saying,
are you seriously out at night
838
00:55:27,157 --> 00:55:28,742
when there's vampires running around?
839
00:55:28,825 --> 00:55:32,162
It's actually five vampires
based on the number of coffins we saw.
840
00:55:32,245 --> 00:55:33,788
So, do you believe me?
841
00:55:33,872 --> 00:55:34,872
We're Haitian, man.
842
00:55:34,914 --> 00:55:37,751
My grandma's been preparing me
for this my entire life.
843
00:55:37,834 --> 00:55:40,003
How you think I knew
why nothing was in your videos?
844
00:55:40,086 --> 00:55:42,130
We're gonna need some garlic
and some wooden stakes
845
00:55:42,213 --> 00:55:43,340
right the hell now.
846
00:55:43,423 --> 00:55:45,842
Hey, what happened to Tony's?
847
00:55:49,387 --> 00:55:50,387
Oh, no.
848
00:55:53,808 --> 00:55:54,809
Let's pull it off.
849
00:55:58,605 --> 00:55:59,605
Hey.
850
00:56:02,025 --> 00:56:03,193
What you doing here?
851
00:56:03,276 --> 00:56:05,570
Helping you. What you think?
852
00:56:05,653 --> 00:56:07,197
Oh, no. I thought you was with Henny.
853
00:56:07,280 --> 00:56:08,960
Turn up like your dad,
shot in the streets.
854
00:56:08,990 --> 00:56:09,990
Yo!
855
00:56:10,367 --> 00:56:11,451
Don't talk about my pops.
856
00:56:12,035 --> 00:56:14,537
While you was off playing gangsta,
them vampires got Tony.
857
00:56:14,621 --> 00:56:16,581
Yo! What are you two doing?
858
00:56:17,082 --> 00:56:18,875
We're supposed to be best friends.
859
00:56:21,628 --> 00:56:23,338
Um… are y'all done?
860
00:56:23,421 --> 00:56:26,216
Because I'd like to get inside
before vampires try to eat us.
861
00:56:26,299 --> 00:56:27,459
Can y'all open the damn door?
862
00:56:57,205 --> 00:56:58,623
Oh, my God.
863
00:57:03,253 --> 00:57:06,131
Maybe… maybe they just took him.
864
00:57:06,214 --> 00:57:08,466
Vampires don't take hostages.
865
00:57:17,183 --> 00:57:18,309
This is my fault.
866
00:57:19,727 --> 00:57:21,521
I mixed Tony up in this.
867
00:57:21,604 --> 00:57:22,981
I brought them in here.
868
00:57:25,150 --> 00:57:26,151
Don't say that.
869
00:57:27,068 --> 00:57:28,068
Listen, man.
870
00:57:28,570 --> 00:57:29,571
It's not your fault…
871
00:57:31,072 --> 00:57:32,072
at all.
872
00:57:34,826 --> 00:57:35,826
Guys.
873
00:57:36,369 --> 00:57:38,288
Uh, look who just rolled up on us.
874
00:57:40,248 --> 00:57:42,625
Yo, we gotta go.
Henny's working for Murnau,
875
00:57:43,084 --> 00:57:44,711
and Frank hired him to find you.
876
00:57:44,794 --> 00:57:46,074
My God, one night with you guys,
877
00:57:46,129 --> 00:57:48,315
and I already have vampires
and thugs trying to kill me?
878
00:57:48,339 --> 00:57:49,339
Let's go.
879
00:57:51,092 --> 00:57:52,092
I see you.
880
00:58:01,978 --> 00:58:03,062
Holy shit.
881
00:58:09,194 --> 00:58:10,194
This way.
882
00:58:15,825 --> 00:58:18,411
Vivian. There's vampires out there.
Come with us.
883
00:58:18,495 --> 00:58:19,495
Come.
884
00:58:24,959 --> 00:58:26,961
A little early for Halloween, ain't it?
885
00:58:27,462 --> 00:58:28,630
What y'all supposed to be?
886
00:58:32,425 --> 00:58:35,261
Why don't you four little freaks
empty your pockets for us?
887
00:58:40,141 --> 00:58:41,141
One…
888
00:58:42,227 --> 00:58:43,227
two…
889
00:58:49,567 --> 00:58:52,153
I'm talking about!
We smoked them fools!
890
00:58:52,237 --> 00:58:53,321
That's what's up!
891
00:59:04,207 --> 00:59:05,792
Fuck!
892
00:59:10,171 --> 00:59:11,214
Coming!
893
00:59:15,510 --> 00:59:17,053
I'm sorry. I'll put the music down.
894
00:59:24,102 --> 00:59:25,436
Luis, Bobby…
895
00:59:27,230 --> 00:59:29,816
Call your mother and your tía.
They're worried sick.
896
00:59:34,988 --> 00:59:36,489
Call your mom too. Okay?
897
00:59:36,990 --> 00:59:39,534
I'm so sorry for whatever they did.
898
00:59:39,617 --> 00:59:42,370
Oh, they didn't do anything wrong.
I was just bringing them home.
899
00:59:42,453 --> 00:59:44,372
Oh. Wow.
900
00:59:44,455 --> 00:59:47,250
- First time for everything.
- Oh, I like your house.
901
00:59:48,459 --> 00:59:49,460
Thank you.
902
00:59:50,253 --> 00:59:52,171
All these colors are so cute.
903
00:59:52,255 --> 00:59:54,299
Oh, thank you.
904
00:59:54,382 --> 00:59:56,259
It's such a beautiful home.
905
00:59:57,260 --> 00:59:59,429
You're too kind, Ms…
906
00:59:59,512 --> 01:00:02,849
Oh, Vivian. Vivian. Yeah.
907
01:00:06,811 --> 01:00:09,814
I'm sorry.
I feel so silly just standing out here.
908
01:00:09,897 --> 01:00:10,773
Can I come in?
909
01:00:10,857 --> 01:00:13,484
- No!
- Luis Acosta de la Vega!
910
01:00:13,568 --> 01:00:15,403
Mom, don't let her in.
911
01:00:15,486 --> 01:00:17,526
She can't attack without an invitation.
912
01:00:17,572 --> 01:00:20,742
Lil Mayor,
why would I want to attack you?
913
01:00:20,825 --> 01:00:22,493
Because you're a vampire!
914
01:00:22,577 --> 01:00:25,038
- Bobby!
- This lady's a vampire, Ms. Martinez.
915
01:00:25,121 --> 01:00:27,707
That's why she can't enter.
She needs an invitation.
916
01:00:27,790 --> 01:00:29,626
I need my key back, Miguel.
917
01:00:30,752 --> 01:00:34,380
Give it to me before I drain you
like I did your late friend, Tony.
918
01:00:34,964 --> 01:00:36,132
What are you?
919
01:00:36,215 --> 01:00:38,176
I'm Vivian Tyrell,
920
01:00:38,259 --> 01:00:40,136
firstborn of the Master Murnau,
921
01:00:40,219 --> 01:00:42,388
commander in the vampire expedition.
922
01:00:42,472 --> 01:00:44,557
Expedition? What kind of expedition?
923
01:00:44,641 --> 01:00:46,643
To find my people a home.
924
01:00:47,518 --> 01:00:49,312
You see, I'm just like you, Miguel.
925
01:00:50,104 --> 01:00:52,315
I don't want the Bronx to change.
926
01:00:52,398 --> 01:00:56,152
It's easier to live somewhere
where no one cares when people disappear.
927
01:00:56,235 --> 01:00:57,235
I'm nothing like you!
928
01:00:59,364 --> 01:01:01,324
If you give me my key back,
929
01:01:01,407 --> 01:01:03,493
I promise to make your deaths quick.
930
01:01:06,663 --> 01:01:07,663
Fine.
931
01:01:10,124 --> 01:01:11,292
I'll give you your key.
932
01:01:24,764 --> 01:01:27,642
Mommy, don't worry.
We're safe as long as we stay in here.
933
01:01:28,267 --> 01:01:30,228
I'm calling the police.
934
01:01:30,311 --> 01:01:32,730
You already saw with Frank.
The police are on their side.
935
01:01:32,814 --> 01:01:34,654
We need to stay in here
until the sun comes up.
936
01:01:35,191 --> 01:01:37,235
Call your families.
We're staying here tonight.
937
01:01:37,318 --> 01:01:39,862
In the morning, we're out of the Bronx.
938
01:01:39,946 --> 01:01:41,114
It's not worth it.
939
01:01:49,997 --> 01:01:50,997
Commander.
940
01:01:59,757 --> 01:02:02,218
- Is it done?
- Yes, commander.
941
01:02:04,011 --> 01:02:06,431
We had to go above-market,
and it was an all-cash deal,
942
01:02:07,682 --> 01:02:09,058
but the building is yours.
943
01:02:10,685 --> 01:02:13,187
No need for an invitation
to the kid's apartment.
944
01:02:15,356 --> 01:02:16,566
Um…
945
01:02:16,649 --> 01:02:17,649
Commander…
946
01:02:18,609 --> 01:02:19,609
I was just…
947
01:02:20,778 --> 01:02:22,613
I was wondering
when I'd be getting the gift.
948
01:02:25,533 --> 01:02:28,244
You know, I feel
like I'm… I'm ready for it.
949
01:02:35,501 --> 01:02:37,295
Make another mistake,
950
01:02:38,588 --> 01:02:40,173
you'll never get the gift.
951
01:02:40,256 --> 01:02:43,009
You'll never be one of us.
952
01:03:19,962 --> 01:03:21,631
- So good.
- Yo.
953
01:03:24,509 --> 01:03:26,093
Yo, what are you doing?
954
01:03:28,888 --> 01:03:30,014
Going to the nest.
955
01:03:31,140 --> 01:03:33,226
I'm gonna take out
every last one of them.
956
01:03:34,894 --> 01:03:36,270
We gotta defend ourselves.
957
01:03:36,771 --> 01:03:40,650
We gotta show them
that Tony and everyone else matters.
958
01:03:43,402 --> 01:03:45,780
If we do it together,
we might have a chance.
959
01:03:46,405 --> 01:03:47,405
Bet.
960
01:03:49,992 --> 01:03:51,077
We're going with you.
961
01:03:52,620 --> 01:03:54,121
I'm done being scared.
962
01:04:30,908 --> 01:04:33,578
Yo, what you doing with that stick?
963
01:04:36,831 --> 01:04:38,666
Hey, come back with that thing, man!
964
01:04:52,221 --> 01:04:53,221
Hey.
965
01:04:54,056 --> 01:04:55,182
Thanks for the invite.
966
01:04:55,725 --> 01:04:57,268
- We didn't know that...
- Here.
967
01:04:57,810 --> 01:04:58,895
Welcome to the crew.
968
01:04:59,478 --> 01:05:01,814
Thanks. Now, let's go kill some suckheads.
969
01:05:07,820 --> 01:05:08,820
This way.
970
01:05:22,960 --> 01:05:25,046
- This is the nest.
- Yeah, I know.
971
01:05:25,630 --> 01:05:29,342
That's her sarcophagus right there.
If we strike her, we weaken the others.
972
01:05:29,842 --> 01:05:30,842
Uh?
973
01:05:31,135 --> 01:05:32,553
You guys knew that, right?
974
01:05:33,804 --> 01:05:34,639
No.
975
01:05:34,722 --> 01:05:37,016
That's why I told y'all
not to be messing with this stuff.
976
01:05:41,270 --> 01:05:43,022
All right, three, two…
977
01:05:49,111 --> 01:05:52,490
- What the hell?
- They knew we were coming.
978
01:05:53,074 --> 01:05:54,241
They could be anywhere.
979
01:06:00,706 --> 01:06:02,249
You gave that to Vivian.
980
01:06:03,960 --> 01:06:05,962
We gotta go back and warn everybody.
981
01:06:09,006 --> 01:06:10,341
- Bobby!
- The balloons.
982
01:06:10,424 --> 01:06:11,424
Damn.
983
01:06:14,470 --> 01:06:16,389
What is it?
984
01:06:16,472 --> 01:06:17,682
It's bubbling.
985
01:06:26,774 --> 01:06:29,086
- They must be up here.
- Miguel, it's too dangerous.
986
01:06:29,110 --> 01:06:30,110
Don't go up there.
987
01:06:30,152 --> 01:06:32,947
We have 30 minutes to sundown.
If we can find their hiding place,
988
01:06:33,030 --> 01:06:34,365
we can get a jump on them.
989
01:06:35,741 --> 01:06:36,826
Well, we coming too.
990
01:06:37,910 --> 01:06:39,829
Well, someone has to go warn everyone.
991
01:06:39,912 --> 01:06:41,789
I'll go, and I'll get Father Jackson.
992
01:06:41,872 --> 01:06:44,512
Listen, just promise me you
won't go in that room without us, okay?
993
01:06:46,961 --> 01:06:47,961
Okay.
994
01:06:48,879 --> 01:06:49,880
Hey!
995
01:06:52,341 --> 01:06:55,011
Can you tell my mom that I love her…
996
01:06:56,470 --> 01:06:58,180
and that I'm sorry about, um…
997
01:06:59,223 --> 01:07:00,725
uh, about my room,
998
01:07:01,225 --> 01:07:02,225
about lying,
999
01:07:03,269 --> 01:07:04,645
about everything?
1000
01:07:05,938 --> 01:07:08,524
Listen, you tell her…
1001
01:07:10,568 --> 01:07:11,568
when you see her.
1002
01:07:19,493 --> 01:07:21,912
Yo, Rita. Like, what about the rest of us?
1003
01:07:21,996 --> 01:07:23,789
We all got messages, you know?
1004
01:07:24,707 --> 01:07:28,044
I guess you didn't need
to use them VIP passes after all, playa.
1005
01:07:28,127 --> 01:07:29,127
Let's go.
1006
01:08:06,665 --> 01:08:07,666
This is it.
1007
01:08:08,959 --> 01:08:10,461
- You ready?
- Yeah.
1008
01:08:11,587 --> 01:08:12,587
Let's go.
1009
01:08:22,431 --> 01:08:23,641
Where the hell are they?
1010
01:08:28,646 --> 01:08:29,646
Guys.
1011
01:08:49,083 --> 01:08:50,376
What are you doing?
1012
01:08:52,378 --> 01:08:54,380
We definitely dying today.
1013
01:09:16,652 --> 01:09:17,987
- Ah!
- Ah-oh!
1014
01:09:40,885 --> 01:09:43,971
Not smart, Lil Mayor.
1015
01:09:52,897 --> 01:09:54,356
- What do we do now?
- Um…
1016
01:09:56,066 --> 01:09:57,902
Open the curtains! Let the daylight in!
1017
01:09:57,985 --> 01:09:59,069
Suck on this!
1018
01:10:09,413 --> 01:10:11,040
What do we have here?
1019
01:10:13,042 --> 01:10:14,376
How thoughtful of you.
1020
01:10:14,460 --> 01:10:18,797
I bought your building
so I could enter and retrieve this key,
1021
01:10:19,673 --> 01:10:21,759
but you just saved me the trouble.
1022
01:10:33,145 --> 01:10:34,188
What is that?
1023
01:10:34,271 --> 01:10:37,149
This is the remains of the first vampire.
1024
01:10:38,484 --> 01:10:39,652
My maker.
1025
01:10:40,861 --> 01:10:42,446
The maker of all of us.
1026
01:10:43,364 --> 01:10:44,782
His ashes have the power
1027
01:10:44,865 --> 01:10:46,617
to make new vampires.
1028
01:10:46,700 --> 01:10:48,285
One handful of this
1029
01:10:48,369 --> 01:10:50,496
in your mother's face,
1030
01:10:50,579 --> 01:10:52,915
a bite on her neck,
1031
01:10:53,499 --> 01:10:55,459
and she becomes one of us.
1032
01:11:03,008 --> 01:11:04,927
Ah.
1033
01:11:05,886 --> 01:11:06,886
Body of Christ.
1034
01:11:10,140 --> 01:11:12,935
Luis! Luis! Come on. Let's go.
1035
01:11:13,519 --> 01:11:15,813
Yo! Did you just melt that guy's face?
1036
01:11:15,896 --> 01:11:17,564
- Yeah. It was crazy!
- Go!
1037
01:11:20,025 --> 01:11:21,025
Go, go, go, go!
1038
01:11:21,610 --> 01:11:23,070
Boys!
1039
01:11:24,655 --> 01:11:26,282
Whoa! Chill, man. Chill.
1040
01:11:29,201 --> 01:11:31,036
Bobby, Bobby, where are you going?
1041
01:11:31,120 --> 01:11:32,121
Listen, Frank.
1042
01:11:32,955 --> 01:11:34,290
They're lying to you, man.
1043
01:11:35,708 --> 01:11:36,834
You might be rich…
1044
01:11:37,334 --> 01:11:38,334
and immortal,
1045
01:11:39,795 --> 01:11:41,297
but you'll never be one of them.
1046
01:11:42,464 --> 01:11:43,841
I know that for a fact.
1047
01:11:45,634 --> 01:11:47,177
You'll be their kid brother, right?
1048
01:11:48,262 --> 01:11:50,139
That means you gonna be their bitch.
1049
01:11:51,640 --> 01:11:53,559
Like, for all eternity.
1050
01:12:01,692 --> 01:12:02,692
That's what's up?
1051
01:12:09,366 --> 01:12:10,366
Go.
1052
01:12:12,995 --> 01:12:13,995
Go!
1053
01:12:18,334 --> 01:12:19,334
Go! Go!
1054
01:12:36,769 --> 01:12:39,772
Useless once again.
1055
01:12:50,949 --> 01:12:51,949
You hungry?
1056
01:12:53,452 --> 01:12:55,662
Let's find those boys.
1057
01:12:55,746 --> 01:12:58,499
- Pedal faster, Miguel!
- I'm trying!
1058
01:13:06,799 --> 01:13:08,425
Vampire! Go!
1059
01:13:11,637 --> 01:13:13,514
- Luis!
- Go!
1060
01:13:37,204 --> 01:13:39,206
Sneaking around
where you don't belong.
1061
01:13:39,832 --> 01:13:40,833
Little rat.
1062
01:13:47,923 --> 01:13:49,174
Aghh!
1063
01:14:09,486 --> 01:14:11,113
How you like that, suckhead?
1064
01:14:12,823 --> 01:14:15,033
Let's cut through here and get Luis.
Come on.
1065
01:14:22,749 --> 01:14:24,126
Miguel.
1066
01:14:24,710 --> 01:14:27,129
Bobby, Lil Mayor, Bobby,
1067
01:14:27,212 --> 01:14:29,673
Miguel, Miguel, Miguel, Bobby…
1068
01:14:29,756 --> 01:14:30,966
Miguel…
1069
01:14:31,049 --> 01:14:32,050
Bobby…
1070
01:14:38,182 --> 01:14:39,933
Bobby! You all right? Whoa!
1071
01:14:52,279 --> 01:14:55,157
Miguel, close your eyes!
1072
01:14:55,240 --> 01:14:57,451
You didn't really stand a chance.
1073
01:14:57,534 --> 01:14:59,703
I have survived
seven centuries, countless attacks.
1074
01:14:59,786 --> 01:15:00,787
Miguel!
1075
01:15:00,871 --> 01:15:03,415
I am
the most formidable creature on earth.
1076
01:15:03,499 --> 01:15:04,500
And you?
1077
01:15:04,583 --> 01:15:06,210
You're just a bunch of poor kids
1078
01:15:06,293 --> 01:15:08,504
from this shithole you call the Bronx.
1079
01:15:09,671 --> 01:15:10,672
Hey, yo!
1080
01:15:13,800 --> 01:15:15,802
Yo, fuck you say about the Bronx?
1081
01:15:15,886 --> 01:15:18,680
I know
you just didn't call the Bronx a shithole!
1082
01:15:21,767 --> 01:15:23,101
- Oh, shit.
- Oh, shit.
1083
01:15:52,714 --> 01:15:55,676
Yeah, but, girl,
did you see his girlfriend?
1084
01:15:55,759 --> 01:15:57,570
- Uh, she ugly, though.
- Look at her.
1085
01:15:57,594 --> 01:15:58,594
That's her?
1086
01:15:58,637 --> 01:15:59,972
- Her hair's even!
- Psst!
1087
01:16:00,055 --> 01:16:03,475
- Hell, yeah, she got a weave.
- Mm-hm. She ain't fooling nobody.
1088
01:16:03,559 --> 01:16:06,353
- She needs to take it back. How stupid.
- Psst! Psst!
1089
01:16:06,436 --> 01:16:08,105
- Jenny and Kendra!
- She...
1090
01:16:10,357 --> 01:16:13,026
- Who this bitch?
- I don't know, but she ugly.
1091
01:16:17,197 --> 01:16:19,116
- Gotta be going!
- Aghh!
1092
01:16:29,001 --> 01:16:30,001
Ahh!
1093
01:16:44,766 --> 01:16:46,018
That's nasty.
1094
01:16:56,862 --> 01:16:59,406
Anyone move, and I'll snap his neck!
1095
01:17:08,790 --> 01:17:11,585
It's time for some reinforcements.
1096
01:17:19,635 --> 01:17:21,803
And now, the finishing touch.
1097
01:17:21,887 --> 01:17:22,971
Oh.
1098
01:17:23,555 --> 01:17:24,931
Vivian!
1099
01:17:55,587 --> 01:17:57,547
Thanks for the bat, Tony.
1100
01:18:12,354 --> 01:18:14,034
Yo, you don't mess with the Bronx!
1101
01:18:14,106 --> 01:18:15,774
You got 'em! Yeah!
1102
01:18:17,859 --> 01:18:19,736
Make some noise for Lil Mayor, y'all!
1103
01:18:23,031 --> 01:18:24,449
We got 'em!
1104
01:18:27,536 --> 01:18:29,454
- You're such a good boy!
- Mom!
1105
01:18:37,713 --> 01:18:38,714
Yo, y'all see that?
1106
01:18:38,797 --> 01:18:41,091
Lil Mayor and his crew
did some real action-hero shit!
1107
01:18:42,259 --> 01:18:43,259
Hey.
1108
01:18:52,102 --> 01:18:54,479
Hold up. Wait. What are you doing?
1109
01:18:55,439 --> 01:18:56,314
Oh.
1110
01:18:56,398 --> 01:18:57,566
- That wasn't that?
- No.
1111
01:18:57,649 --> 01:18:58,984
Sorry. I thought…
1112
01:18:59,067 --> 01:19:00,986
It's all right. It's... it's okay.
1113
01:19:01,069 --> 01:19:02,320
- Sorry.
- Bye.
1114
01:19:05,323 --> 01:19:06,867
Aight, lover boy.
1115
01:19:07,701 --> 01:19:10,620
- Slow your roll, man. She's 16.
- I don't know. I'm…
1116
01:19:11,246 --> 01:19:14,958
- Just don't forget your boys, all right?
- Man, you kidding?
1117
01:19:15,459 --> 01:19:16,877
I love you guys.
1118
01:19:44,196 --> 01:19:45,572
Oh, yeah!
1119
01:19:45,655 --> 01:19:46,698
Oh, my God!
1120
01:19:48,867 --> 01:19:52,287
Oh, yeah!
Let's hit it. You know what you doing?
1121
01:19:52,370 --> 01:19:53,955
- Hit 'em with it.
- We gonna hit 'em.
1122
01:19:54,039 --> 01:19:55,999
- You ready? You ready?
- Uh-huh. Let's go.
1123
01:19:56,082 --> 01:19:57,709
- You ready? They ain't ready.
- Yeah.
1124
01:19:57,793 --> 01:19:59,633
- Yeah. I think they ready.
- Ready? You ready?
1125
01:19:59,711 --> 01:20:00,711
- Rap.
- All right.
1126
01:20:04,424 --> 01:20:06,224
Let's make sure
people are having a good time,
1127
01:20:06,259 --> 01:20:07,928
but we gotta stay on the lookout.
1128
01:20:08,011 --> 01:20:10,138
Us daywalkers
gotta make sure everyone's safe.
1129
01:20:10,222 --> 01:20:11,723
- Daywalkers?
- Yeah.
1130
01:20:11,807 --> 01:20:13,433
That's corny, yo.
1131
01:20:13,934 --> 01:20:18,605
Daywalker, as in Blade the Daywalker
and greatest vampire hunter of all time?
1132
01:20:18,688 --> 01:20:19,564
Of all time.
1133
01:20:19,648 --> 01:20:22,275
I don't know about all time,
but we pretty damn good at this.
1134
01:20:22,359 --> 01:20:23,819
- Hell, yeah!
- Hell, yeah!
1135
01:20:27,531 --> 01:20:30,784
What's poppin', y'all? It's your girl
Gloria with a final GloTV update.
1136
01:20:30,867 --> 01:20:34,037
All is well in the Bronx yet again,
but we gonna keep grinding,
1137
01:20:34,120 --> 01:20:36,289
shining, and holding each other down.
1138
01:20:36,373 --> 01:20:37,999
Oh, and to all future invaders,
1139
01:20:38,500 --> 01:20:40,377
you don't want no smoke with the BX.
1140
01:20:40,877 --> 01:20:41,877
Get it.
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