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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:45,279 --> 00:00:51,419 * I know I can't always win I can't do anything 2 00:00:51,485 --> 00:00:56,457 * I do more than dream, I think 3 00:00:56,524 --> 00:01:03,497 * You make everything, everything just right 4 00:01:04,498 --> 00:01:07,368 * So alive 5 00:01:07,435 --> 00:01:12,106 * Life is good when you're around 6 00:01:13,874 --> 00:01:18,579 * Nothing can bring me down 7 00:01:18,646 --> 00:01:23,717 * I can't believe what I have found 8 00:01:25,653 --> 00:01:28,389 * Nothing can hold me down 9 00:01:35,796 --> 00:01:42,136 * One thing I have to know Just how far we could go 10 00:01:42,203 --> 00:01:47,241 * I want to go outside and show the whole world 11 00:01:47,308 --> 00:01:52,980 * That everything I've got some say is not a lot 12 00:01:53,046 --> 00:01:57,050 * But it's what I want 13 00:01:57,117 --> 00:02:01,689 * Life is good when you're around 14 00:02:03,724 --> 00:02:07,060 * Nothing can bring me down 15 00:02:08,862 --> 00:02:13,066 * I can't believe what I have found 16 00:02:15,436 --> 00:02:18,506 * Nothing can hold me down 17 00:02:28,349 --> 00:02:32,019 * You wait to hear my call 18 00:02:32,085 --> 00:02:34,855 * You know just what to say 19 00:02:34,922 --> 00:02:38,192 * How could you be so cool? 20 00:02:38,259 --> 00:02:42,563 * Life is good when you're around 21 00:02:44,798 --> 00:02:49,770 * Nothing can bring me down * Nothing can bring me down 22 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:54,475 * I can't believe what I have found 23 00:02:56,377 --> 00:02:59,580 * Nothing can hold me down 24 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:03,917 * Life is good 25 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:09,557 * Uh! Oh! Uh! Oh! Yeah! 26 00:03:09,623 --> 00:03:11,091 REPORTER: Wow! This is amazing! 27 00:03:11,158 --> 00:03:13,294 I think half of Palm Beach has turned out 28 00:03:13,361 --> 00:03:15,629 for the world premiere of Spy Teen II. 29 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:21,435 (SPEAKING IN SPANISH) 30 00:03:21,502 --> 00:03:25,839 And I see the limo now with teen heartthrob and star of Spy Teen II, 31 00:03:25,906 --> 00:03:27,775 Mister Eddie Tudor! 32 00:03:27,841 --> 00:03:30,811 (CROWD CHEERING) 33 00:03:33,714 --> 00:03:36,417 * You're a superstar 34 00:03:38,319 --> 00:03:40,554 * Shining like these people 35 00:03:40,621 --> 00:03:43,391 Congratulations on the movie, Eddie! 36 00:03:43,457 --> 00:03:44,592 Oh, yeah. 37 00:03:44,658 --> 00:03:45,826 * You're a superstar 38 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:47,461 Oh, yeah. 39 00:03:48,662 --> 00:03:51,299 Hey, Palm Beach! 40 00:03:51,365 --> 00:03:54,435 Your fans are waiting for you! 41 00:03:54,502 --> 00:03:57,371 * Don't take for granted 42 00:03:57,438 --> 00:04:01,174 REPORTER: They're going crazy! There's thousands of them! 43 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:03,544 Someday, that'll be me. 44 00:04:04,945 --> 00:04:07,548 POP: Turn that junk off, will you? 45 00:04:07,615 --> 00:04:08,716 Come on, hurry up. Get dressed. 46 00:04:08,782 --> 00:04:10,384 You're going to be late for school. 47 00:04:10,451 --> 00:04:12,486 Got a big day starting tomorrow, you know. 48 00:04:12,553 --> 00:04:14,555 We've gotta work this weekend. 49 00:04:14,622 --> 00:04:17,691 Did you hear that, Pop? You said "weekend." 50 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:19,893 That's the time you're supposed to rest. 51 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:22,430 Says who? Anyway, it's the O'Leary Estate. 52 00:04:22,496 --> 00:04:26,266 Have you seen their backyard? Oh, it's a thing of beauty. 53 00:04:26,334 --> 00:04:28,602 It's going to be you and me and dirt and worms. 54 00:04:28,669 --> 00:04:30,504 What could be better? 55 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:35,476 I miss you guys. 56 00:04:35,543 --> 00:04:38,646 (CROWD CHANTING "EDDIE" ON TV) 57 00:05:14,247 --> 00:05:16,149 DIRECTOR: Action, action, action! 58 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:33,834 Oh, yeah. 59 00:05:33,901 --> 00:05:35,035 DIRECTOR: Cut! 60 00:05:37,538 --> 00:05:42,676 Look, first of all, it is one front flip before you get into the car, eh? 61 00:05:42,743 --> 00:05:46,346 And you have to look behind you to make sure they're not following you, 62 00:05:46,414 --> 00:05:48,549 before you peel off. 63 00:05:48,616 --> 00:05:52,520 Listen, if somebody was chasing you, you wouldn't look back 64 00:05:52,586 --> 00:05:56,056 to see if they were still chasing you. You're stupid! 65 00:05:56,123 --> 00:05:59,460 Now, I'm going to do two front flips, 'cause I can. 66 00:06:01,529 --> 00:06:03,096 Gunther, did we get that? 67 00:06:03,163 --> 00:06:04,932 No. 68 00:06:04,998 --> 00:06:07,200 No. Jean-Pierre, how do you say director in French? 69 00:06:07,267 --> 00:06:08,669 He's acting like a child! 70 00:06:08,736 --> 00:06:10,103 He is a child! 71 00:06:11,038 --> 00:06:12,039 (SIGHS) 72 00:06:14,842 --> 00:06:18,211 I should have opened a cafe. 73 00:06:18,278 --> 00:06:20,914 Listen, I don't care what you have to do. Work it out. 74 00:06:20,981 --> 00:06:23,984 We're happy in Palm Beach. We want to stay here. 75 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:25,085 How are you? Good. 76 00:06:25,152 --> 00:06:26,219 Know your lines? Yes. 77 00:06:26,286 --> 00:06:27,421 Get your stunts down? Yes. 78 00:06:27,488 --> 00:06:30,424 Hey, listen up. 79 00:06:30,491 --> 00:06:33,627 People are spreading the word that you're creating problems on the set, 80 00:06:33,694 --> 00:06:35,863 and there's a whole lot of cash riding on this production. 81 00:06:35,929 --> 00:06:41,334 So if you don't change your attitude, they will replace you. 82 00:06:42,135 --> 00:06:43,136 Got it? 83 00:06:43,203 --> 00:06:44,438 Yeah, I got it. 84 00:06:44,505 --> 00:06:45,706 Mmm-mmm. 85 00:06:45,773 --> 00:06:47,575 And another thing, 86 00:06:47,641 --> 00:06:51,044 no more pretend fainting spells to get out of work. You hear me? 87 00:06:51,111 --> 00:06:52,112 Yeah, I hear you. 88 00:06:52,179 --> 00:06:53,547 Good. 89 00:06:53,614 --> 00:06:55,182 I'll see you later, babe. 90 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:56,750 (CELL PHONE RINGING) Bye, Mom. 91 00:06:56,817 --> 00:06:57,985 Hello. 92 00:06:59,653 --> 00:07:01,955 Hey, Elizabeth, better not lose the stylist, 93 00:07:02,022 --> 00:07:04,758 or you might end up looking fat like in your last picture. 94 00:07:04,825 --> 00:07:06,827 I hate you, Eddie Tudor! 95 00:07:09,730 --> 00:07:12,533 You're getting mighty big for your britches there, kid. 96 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:13,701 What does that mean? 97 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:15,669 It means you're acting like a little jerk. 98 00:07:15,736 --> 00:07:19,907 You're not that cute little seven-year-old anymore, Eddie. You better watch it. 99 00:07:19,973 --> 00:07:23,343 You better watch it, Jerry, before my mom finds out you're too old 100 00:07:23,410 --> 00:07:26,747 to read my contracts and gets a new agent. 101 00:07:26,814 --> 00:07:29,082 Whoa, nice. 102 00:07:39,827 --> 00:07:41,862 (CAR RADIO PLAYING MUSIC) 103 00:08:09,557 --> 00:08:11,191 Hey. What's up, little man? 104 00:08:11,258 --> 00:08:14,595 Nothing much. Just reading this book you gave me. It's awesome. 105 00:08:14,662 --> 00:08:17,898 Yeah, that's great. Glad you like it. 106 00:08:17,965 --> 00:08:19,967 Yeah, check out this part. 107 00:08:20,033 --> 00:08:22,035 "Be careful in the use of mirrors. 108 00:08:22,102 --> 00:08:26,574 "It teaches the actor to look on the outside and not the inside of his soul." 109 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:27,775 That's an important one. 110 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:28,942 Yeah. 111 00:08:31,211 --> 00:08:33,180 All right, what does it mean? 112 00:08:33,246 --> 00:08:37,484 Well, I think what he's saying is that acting is about real emotions, 113 00:08:37,551 --> 00:08:40,253 not just about making faces for the camera. 114 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:42,890 Oh, like when Eddie Tudor tells Lady Elizabeth 115 00:08:42,956 --> 00:08:45,292 that she's the prettiest girl on the pirate ship? 116 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:47,094 Yeah, like that. 117 00:08:48,762 --> 00:08:51,799 Aye, matey, I'll never let one of your pirates free 118 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:55,102 until I get my Lady Elizabeth with me. 119 00:08:55,168 --> 00:08:59,439 Lady Elizabeth, you're the most beautiful girl I've ever met. 120 00:08:59,506 --> 00:09:01,408 (CLAPPING) 121 00:09:01,474 --> 00:09:02,576 Thank you. Thank you. 122 00:09:02,643 --> 00:09:04,044 Good show. 123 00:09:04,111 --> 00:09:05,178 (SIGHS) 124 00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:07,347 All right. Now it's your turn. 125 00:09:07,414 --> 00:09:08,749 No, I don't... 126 00:09:08,816 --> 00:09:10,083 Come on. 127 00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:11,518 No, I'm not in the mood today. 128 00:09:11,585 --> 00:09:13,486 Come on, Miles. No. Come on, I'm tired. 129 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:14,755 It's the morning. It's early. 130 00:09:14,822 --> 00:09:16,790 You know what? It's because you're lazy, 131 00:09:16,857 --> 00:09:20,360 and that's why you just sit on this lawn chair all day and do nothing. 132 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:22,162 Come on. 133 00:09:24,264 --> 00:09:25,966 Fine. A short one. 134 00:09:30,037 --> 00:09:36,409 "If thou didst ever hold me in thy heart absent thee from felicity awhile, 135 00:09:36,476 --> 00:09:39,913 "and in this harsh world draw thy breath in pain, 136 00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:41,982 "to tell my story." 137 00:09:42,049 --> 00:09:44,417 (CLAPPING) 138 00:09:44,484 --> 00:09:46,053 That was great. 139 00:09:46,119 --> 00:09:47,788 Thanks. 140 00:09:47,855 --> 00:09:50,958 It's too bad you got caught up in cheesy movies and lost your career. 141 00:09:51,024 --> 00:09:53,126 I didn't lose my career. 142 00:09:53,193 --> 00:09:56,697 I walked away from it because I became an idiot. 143 00:09:56,764 --> 00:09:58,565 Let's go, Tom! 144 00:09:58,632 --> 00:10:04,604 (SPEAKING IN ITALIAN) 145 00:10:09,409 --> 00:10:12,445 What's he got you speaking Italian for? 146 00:10:12,512 --> 00:10:15,916 Well, it's good to know accents for different roles. 147 00:10:15,983 --> 00:10:18,886 Yeah, well, just remember, we've got a busy weekend ahead of us. 148 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:26,626 (SIGHING) Yeah. Pop, look, I'm not so sure I want to work with you this weekend. 149 00:10:26,694 --> 00:10:29,897 You think I'm going to give you money? You gotta work for money. 150 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:32,700 I know, I know. It's just that... 151 00:10:32,766 --> 00:10:35,969 The school has this acting club called The Broadway Players, and... 152 00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:37,437 The Broadway what? 153 00:10:37,504 --> 00:10:38,839 Players. 154 00:10:38,906 --> 00:10:42,442 They meet every weekend and sometimes at night. 155 00:10:42,509 --> 00:10:45,345 I was hoping that maybe I could join. 156 00:10:45,412 --> 00:10:47,214 So you're going to join an acting group. 157 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:49,049 What about work? 158 00:10:50,718 --> 00:10:55,022 Well, maybe I can get a job in the studio after school and work on the sets. 159 00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:56,990 You don't know what you're talking about, Thomas. 160 00:10:57,057 --> 00:10:59,126 That production in there ain't hiring locals. 161 00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:02,195 They're a bunch of pig heads with no respect for the working man. 162 00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:05,498 Palm Beach is looking to kick them out any day now. 163 00:11:05,565 --> 00:11:10,437 And that's why you are going to go to work this weekend, learn landscaping, 164 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:11,939 and that's that. 165 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,673 I don't wanna learn landscaping. 166 00:11:13,741 --> 00:11:15,342 Landscaping is great work. 167 00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:18,779 I'm not good at it! And, frankly, I just hate dirt! 168 00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:23,516 There's money in dirt. Look, Thomas... 169 00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:27,821 Look, Pop, I'll work with you this weekend, 170 00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:29,957 but not because I want to. 171 00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:35,796 * Because I want to be sweet but I want to be wild 172 00:11:35,863 --> 00:11:38,265 * And I want to fly out of sight 173 00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:40,567 * So, I made a mistake, and I'll do it again 174 00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:43,971 * But I do the best that I can 175 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:48,108 * This is me Can't ignore it 176 00:11:48,175 --> 00:11:51,178 (BELL RINGING) * Reaching out Breaking free 177 00:11:51,244 --> 00:11:54,381 Hey, Tommy. Do Darth Sidious. 178 00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:57,117 His death was a necessary loss. 179 00:11:57,184 --> 00:11:59,219 Soon, I will have a new apprentice, 180 00:11:59,286 --> 00:12:01,688 one that's younger and more powerful. 181 00:12:01,755 --> 00:12:02,790 Hi, Tom. 182 00:12:02,856 --> 00:12:04,191 Hey, Sandy. 183 00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:06,059 Hey, do Eddie Tudor. 184 00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:08,361 Oh, yeah. 185 00:12:08,428 --> 00:12:09,696 Hey, loser! 186 00:12:09,763 --> 00:12:10,964 Did you just call me a loser? 187 00:12:11,031 --> 00:12:12,900 Yeah, I did. That's my girlfriend. 188 00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:14,935 A thousand pardons, sir. 189 00:12:15,002 --> 00:12:16,669 Talk to me in a normal voice or I'm gonna punch you in the face. 190 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,271 (BELL RINGS) 191 00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:21,408 Ah! Saved by the bell. That's the luck of the Irish for you. 192 00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:23,944 * This is me 193 00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:27,347 * This is me 194 00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:29,316 Aye, matey, drop your sword! 195 00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:31,218 No way, man. 196 00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:34,254 That's not what a pirate would say. A pirate would say, 197 00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:37,657 "I'll never drop me sword to you, you scurvy dog!" 198 00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:40,427 Uh-oh. 199 00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:43,330 Tom Canty, I have had it with you! 200 00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:45,833 PRINCIPAL: What's the matter with you, boy? 201 00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:49,036 Don't you have any interest in any of your subjects? 202 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,637 (SIGHS) 203 00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:52,272 Well, then what are we supposed to do with you? 204 00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:57,144 I can't possibly send you to detention again, because it does no good. 205 00:12:57,210 --> 00:13:00,413 What do you want to do with your life? 206 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:01,614 I wanna be Eddie Tudor. 207 00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:02,782 Who? 208 00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:05,718 You know, actor. He's in all the movies 209 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:08,588 like Pirates of the Peninsula and Spy Teen. 210 00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:10,423 You want to be an actor? 211 00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:12,225 Yeah, that's what I want to be. 212 00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:15,028 In all the movies. 213 00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:17,297 I mean, I have books on acting and everything. 214 00:13:17,364 --> 00:13:20,533 Then get yourself in an acting class. 215 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:22,002 (LAUGHING SARCASTICALLY) 216 00:13:22,069 --> 00:13:23,736 But while you're in my school, 217 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:27,240 I'm gonna need you to behave and pay attention. 218 00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:29,877 Okay. 219 00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:34,447 Listen, The Broadway Players are meeting in the auditorium this afternoon. 220 00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:35,715 You know what that is? 221 00:13:35,782 --> 00:13:36,917 Yeah. 222 00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:38,218 Then go. 223 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:51,464 I don't even want to be an actor. I wanna take the boat out. 224 00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:53,333 This was supposed to be my day off. 225 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,335 What can I tell you? The schedule changed. 226 00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:58,605 This stinks. I don't get any time to breathe around this dump. 227 00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,240 (TSKING) 228 00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:01,909 I don't want to hear any more about it. 229 00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:03,543 Well, maybe if I had a dad, 230 00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:05,979 he'd want to hang out with me, and I could get out of it. 231 00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:08,548 Okay, enough with the guilt trip, Eddie. You have me. That's enough. 232 00:14:08,615 --> 00:14:11,084 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 233 00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:13,820 Okay, talk to me. Well, how did it go? 234 00:14:14,988 --> 00:14:16,556 You were supposed to fix it. 235 00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:19,326 No... Hold on. 236 00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:21,261 Eddie, go in the trailer for a second, okay? 237 00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:23,463 I have to work out a little problem. 238 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:24,664 Fine. 239 00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:30,570 Am I hearing this? 'Cause I'm not happy. Not happy. 240 00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:34,641 * Reaching out Breaking free 241 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:35,742 * Breaking free 242 00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:39,846 * Constantly falling forward 243 00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:44,417 * Oh, yeah I'm just going for it 244 00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:46,519 * This is me 245 00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:48,455 I hate my life. 246 00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:51,591 * More than what you see 247 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:57,764 * Finding out who I am 248 00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:01,401 Hey. 249 00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:03,436 Hey. 250 00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:07,340 Hey, I was just wondering, do you guys have any jobs available? 251 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:08,575 On the lot? 252 00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:09,676 Yeah. 253 00:15:11,478 --> 00:15:12,980 Come back on Tuesday from 9:00 to 3:00. 254 00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:14,481 For what? 255 00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:16,583 To fill out an application. 256 00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:20,553 Oh! Oh, oh, I don't know if I want a job, I just want to see if there are any. 257 00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:24,357 Well, when you figure it out, come back on Tuesday from 9:00 to 3:00. 258 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:25,892 Okay, thanks. 259 00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:33,666 Hey. Eddie Tudor. 260 00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:47,714 TOM: Psst! Psst! Psst! 261 00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:51,818 Psst! Shh! 262 00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:54,754 I don't want your bodyguard to beat me up or anything. 263 00:15:54,821 --> 00:15:56,123 I don't have a bodyguard. 264 00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:57,457 You don't? 265 00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:03,796 Who the heck are you? 266 00:16:03,863 --> 00:16:05,365 Tom Canty. 267 00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:07,167 Look, what do you want from me? An autograph? 268 00:16:07,234 --> 00:16:10,003 Oh, no. I just wanted to stop by and say hi. 269 00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:14,307 I don't have many friends, just a whole bunch of old people and losers. 270 00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:16,109 Yeah, I can tell. 271 00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:18,878 Yeah. Well, it's pretty cool that you get to act in movies all the time. 272 00:16:18,945 --> 00:16:20,380 Oh, you're an actor? 273 00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:21,814 Yeah. 274 00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:23,750 What have you been in? 275 00:16:24,951 --> 00:16:28,355 This and that... 276 00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:31,524 Well, nothing yet, but I'm hoping to be. 277 00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:34,794 Why? I mean, it's not like it's fun or anything. 278 00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:39,199 It's not like you can take your boat out, or blow up old set props when you want to. 279 00:16:39,266 --> 00:16:44,171 It's just, "Rehearse this and act this, and smile here and go there." 280 00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:45,272 It's kind of annoying. 281 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:46,739 Sounds great to me. 282 00:16:48,975 --> 00:16:51,178 You have a dad? 283 00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:55,948 No. No, my parents died. I live with my grandpa. 284 00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:57,850 You? 285 00:16:57,917 --> 00:16:59,286 Nah, never knew him. 286 00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:01,654 I don't know where he is now. 287 00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:03,523 Oh, that's horrible. 288 00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:06,759 You want to see my boat? 289 00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:07,960 Sure. 290 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:09,662 Cool. 291 00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:17,837 Wow, that's so awesome! It's an Ebbtide. 292 00:17:17,904 --> 00:17:20,140 Yeah, I know. 293 00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:24,111 Are you gonna take it out today? 294 00:17:24,177 --> 00:17:27,247 Well, not right now, but I do know how. 295 00:17:27,314 --> 00:17:30,083 I had to drive a boat for my last movie. I do all my own stunts, 296 00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:32,185 and the special effects people taught me how. 297 00:17:32,252 --> 00:17:34,687 They're the coolest people to know on the set. It's great. 298 00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:37,657 They even taught me how to hot-wire it. Just for fun, though. 299 00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:40,527 They made me promise not to steal a boat. 300 00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:42,995 Still sounds cool to me. 301 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,232 Do you have an Xbox? 302 00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:48,601 No, no. My Pop's really strict on stuff like that. 303 00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:50,503 Sometimes we go down to the local coffee shop 304 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:53,840 and we can play some arcade games, but nothing more than that. 305 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,542 I have an Xbox back in my trailer. 306 00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:57,043 You do? 307 00:18:01,981 --> 00:18:04,784 Wow. Your mom really lets you play this? 308 00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:07,120 She has no idea what I do. 309 00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:11,391 Well, she wasn't always a producer, but now she's just busy all the time. 310 00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:13,460 But whatever. Who cares? 311 00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:16,463 Yeah, my grandpa just works in people's backyards. 312 00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:18,498 I know Miles Henlon, though. 313 00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:22,635 Yeah, he's an actor. He used to work on this show called Palm Beach High. 314 00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:25,438 It was shot on this lot. 315 00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:27,907 And he did a lot of movies in the '80s. 316 00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:30,810 He met Marlon Brando once. That's his hero. 317 00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:31,911 Who? 318 00:18:31,978 --> 00:18:33,146 Marlon Brando, 319 00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:35,882 the greatest actor that ever lived. 320 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,016 Oh. 321 00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:43,690 Whoa, is that your suit? 322 00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:44,791 Yeah. 323 00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:47,360 (LAUGHS) Unbelievable! 324 00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:49,429 You know, it's not as shiny close up. 325 00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:55,568 Well, that's 'cause they spray this shiny goo all over it before I shoot. It's cool. 326 00:18:55,635 --> 00:19:00,006 And that's where you keep your G4X laser! Oh, man. That's awesome. 327 00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:01,174 Yeah. 328 00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:08,181 You don't mind if I try it on, do you? 329 00:19:08,248 --> 00:19:10,683 No, go ahead. Whatever. 330 00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:11,951 (SIGHS) 331 00:19:12,018 --> 00:19:13,220 Sweet. 332 00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:33,039 Oh, yeah. 333 00:19:35,074 --> 00:19:39,145 Holy cow! You look just like me! 334 00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:43,149 Unbelievable. Wait a minute. Take this. 335 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,196 BOTH: Whoa! 336 00:19:58,431 --> 00:19:59,466 (KNOCKING) 337 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:00,800 Come in. 338 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:06,205 We're ready for rehearsal, Mr. Tudor. 339 00:20:06,273 --> 00:20:07,574 Well, Eddie, I should be going. 340 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:10,777 Maybe we can switch it... Hang out again sometime. 341 00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:13,012 Oh, wait! 342 00:20:13,079 --> 00:20:14,113 See you. 343 00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:18,150 Well? 344 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,019 Oh, yeah? 345 00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:23,990 I'll wait for you outside. 346 00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:27,260 (GROANS) 347 00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:51,083 Hey! Hey! What are you doing here? What are you do... 348 00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:57,324 This is Gate L. I think we just had an intruder. 349 00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:03,496 Thomas! 350 00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:11,404 EDDIE: Oh, man. It's his grandfather. 351 00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:14,941 What the bejeepers is going through that crazy mind of yours? 352 00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:18,445 You know you had me worried half to death? You know that? 353 00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:20,012 When you didn't come home from school, 354 00:21:20,079 --> 00:21:21,548 I knew exactly where to find you. 355 00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:23,282 Now, get in there! 356 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:31,591 You know, you think you want to be an actor 'cause you think it's easy, huh? 357 00:21:31,658 --> 00:21:33,660 Put your seat belt on. 358 00:21:33,726 --> 00:21:36,496 Life is about hard work and sacrifice. 359 00:21:36,563 --> 00:21:39,899 You don't get something for nothing, Thomas. You gotta work. 360 00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:42,268 And you work hard, good things will happen. 361 00:21:42,335 --> 00:21:44,571 What do I always tell you? 362 00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:48,375 Well, what do I always tell you? 363 00:21:48,441 --> 00:21:51,711 You know, a crazy person could have snatched you right up off the street 364 00:21:51,778 --> 00:21:53,446 and kidnapped you. 365 00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:56,549 Look, 366 00:21:56,616 --> 00:22:00,152 I try to be good to you. I know you had it hard. 367 00:22:00,219 --> 00:22:03,990 And, well, I haven't had to be a real parent in a long time. 368 00:22:05,692 --> 00:22:08,127 And the only reason I push you 369 00:22:10,129 --> 00:22:12,264 is 'cause I love you, kid. 370 00:22:18,270 --> 00:22:20,206 Let's just go to work. 371 00:22:20,272 --> 00:22:21,641 Okay. 372 00:22:23,075 --> 00:22:25,712 Okay, Eddie. You know what the scene is. 373 00:22:25,778 --> 00:22:30,717 Start at one, pick up the laser, do a little banana. 374 00:22:30,783 --> 00:22:33,686 (WITH AN ECHOEY VOICE) Eddie, you getting this? 375 00:22:33,753 --> 00:22:39,559 And after you make your banana and land on two, go camera left and deliver. 376 00:22:39,626 --> 00:22:43,162 Got it? Good. Roll sound! 377 00:22:44,931 --> 00:22:47,800 All right, everybody. Let's get a solid one. 378 00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:49,569 Rolling! 379 00:22:49,636 --> 00:22:51,270 (IN ECHOEY VOICE) And action! 380 00:22:52,505 --> 00:22:55,374 Eddie, Eddie. Let's go. 381 00:22:55,442 --> 00:22:59,946 Laser. Pick up... Banana. Two. Banana! 382 00:23:00,012 --> 00:23:02,415 Eddie! Eddie! 383 00:23:02,482 --> 00:23:05,084 Come on, kid, we did it 1,000 times. 384 00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:10,089 (VOICES DISTORTING) 385 00:23:15,327 --> 00:23:17,464 JEAN-PIERRE: He's not supposed to faint. 386 00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:28,007 Ugh. What is that? 387 00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:30,142 You know what this is. Stop it. 388 00:23:30,209 --> 00:23:32,712 I'm not touching that stuff. 389 00:23:32,779 --> 00:23:36,015 Well, you used to think it was funny. You used to make me laugh. 390 00:23:36,082 --> 00:23:37,684 Well, I can make you laugh. 391 00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,385 Hey, listen, let's just do the work. 392 00:23:39,452 --> 00:23:42,522 Lay the stuff out and then we can go home for dinner. 393 00:23:42,589 --> 00:23:43,990 Knock, knock. 394 00:23:44,056 --> 00:23:45,925 What? 395 00:23:45,992 --> 00:23:47,193 Knock, knock. 396 00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:48,260 (SIGHS) 397 00:23:48,327 --> 00:23:49,662 Who's there? 398 00:23:49,729 --> 00:23:50,797 Interrupting cow. 399 00:23:50,863 --> 00:23:51,864 What? 400 00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:54,667 Not "what," "who." Knock, knock. 401 00:23:54,734 --> 00:23:55,768 Who's there? 402 00:23:55,835 --> 00:23:57,069 Interrupting cow. 403 00:23:57,136 --> 00:23:58,137 Interrupting cow... Moo. 404 00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:02,208 That's a good one. Knock, knock. 405 00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:03,910 Who's there? 406 00:24:03,976 --> 00:24:05,111 Interrupting cow. 407 00:24:05,177 --> 00:24:06,212 Interrupting cow... Moo. 408 00:24:10,483 --> 00:24:13,052 Are you crazy? What? Are you high? 409 00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:15,387 No. You're funny. 410 00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:17,123 I'm funny? Yeah. 411 00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:23,295 What's gotten into you, Tom? Hmm? 412 00:24:23,362 --> 00:24:27,667 Oh, no. I'm not Tom. I'm Eddie Tudor. I'm an actor. 413 00:24:27,734 --> 00:24:33,205 Tom's back at my trailer. We switched places. It's good to meet you. 414 00:24:33,272 --> 00:24:36,042 You know, you gotta stop this. You're starting to scare me. 415 00:24:36,108 --> 00:24:39,512 Well, I'm not Tom. Just look at my face. 416 00:24:39,579 --> 00:24:42,214 We switched clothes and everything. 417 00:24:42,281 --> 00:24:45,685 You're going to give your Pop a heart attack. 418 00:24:45,752 --> 00:24:48,521 No. You don't get it. You're not my Pop. 419 00:24:58,464 --> 00:25:00,733 Fine, Tom. 420 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:04,436 If that's the way you feel, then I'm heading home. 421 00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:07,607 I don't feel much like work today. 422 00:25:07,674 --> 00:25:10,009 No. I didn't mean it like that. It's... 423 00:25:10,543 --> 00:25:12,378 (SIGHS) 424 00:25:12,444 --> 00:25:14,747 It's just... I'm not Tom. 425 00:25:14,814 --> 00:25:15,815 (GRUNTS) 426 00:25:18,685 --> 00:25:19,919 You can't keep working him so hard. 427 00:25:19,986 --> 00:25:22,354 Oh, Jerry. Don't be so dramatic. 428 00:25:22,421 --> 00:25:24,523 JERRY: You don't think maybe you're pushing him too hard, Harlin? 429 00:25:24,591 --> 00:25:26,826 HARLIN: He's faking. You've seen him do it 100 times. 430 00:25:26,893 --> 00:25:28,094 He's just looking for attention. 431 00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:30,597 Ah! Maybe that's 'cause he needs it. 432 00:25:33,232 --> 00:25:34,466 What do you mean by that? 433 00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:37,269 You haven't even been in there to see him. 434 00:25:37,336 --> 00:25:40,673 HARLIN: Look, Jerry, I'm a single mom. I'm doing the best that I can. 435 00:25:40,740 --> 00:25:43,175 I have been working very hard to make a better life for that kid, 436 00:25:43,242 --> 00:25:45,578 and you're going to throw it in my face? 437 00:25:45,645 --> 00:25:50,750 Besides, he's passed out, for Christ's sake. He wouldn't know if I was in there or not. 438 00:25:55,755 --> 00:25:57,957 Let's go, kid. The jig is up. 439 00:26:00,292 --> 00:26:03,029 I said let's go. We know you're faking. 440 00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:06,565 I'm really sorry. 441 00:26:06,633 --> 00:26:10,436 It all happened so fast. I just came in here to see Eddie Tudor. 442 00:26:10,502 --> 00:26:12,739 And then we switched clothes and the production assistant... 443 00:26:12,805 --> 00:26:15,374 Hold it! What are you talking about? 444 00:26:16,308 --> 00:26:18,110 I thought you knew. 445 00:26:18,177 --> 00:26:20,713 I'm not Eddie. My name's Tom Canty. 446 00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:22,281 (GROANS) 447 00:26:23,650 --> 00:26:25,251 Oh, my God. 448 00:26:28,955 --> 00:26:31,991 I've had it. We've all had it. 449 00:26:32,058 --> 00:26:34,260 I know your little fainting spell was a put-on. 450 00:26:34,326 --> 00:26:35,327 Huh? 451 00:26:35,394 --> 00:26:36,729 It was a fake. 452 00:26:36,796 --> 00:26:39,265 I'm saying I know your faint was a fake. 453 00:26:39,331 --> 00:26:40,599 How can you fake a faint? 454 00:26:40,667 --> 00:26:42,134 Oh, you can fake a faint. 455 00:26:42,201 --> 00:26:43,302 You can't fake a faint. 456 00:26:43,369 --> 00:26:45,371 I've seen you do it all over the lot. 457 00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:48,240 The stunt guys taught you how, three movies ago. 458 00:26:48,307 --> 00:26:50,943 You've got to get your priorities straight, Eddie. 459 00:26:51,010 --> 00:26:52,511 I'm not Eddie. 460 00:26:57,116 --> 00:27:00,987 You're driving me crazy. And I have to tell you the truth. 461 00:27:01,053 --> 00:27:03,355 They're thinking of replacing you. 462 00:27:03,422 --> 00:27:06,092 They think you've lost your appeal. 463 00:27:06,158 --> 00:27:10,329 Losing appeal? Eddie Tudor? Are they crazy? 464 00:27:10,396 --> 00:27:12,498 You've got to get your act together. 465 00:27:12,564 --> 00:27:16,903 Know your lines, come on time, no mouthing off, no practical jokes, 466 00:27:16,969 --> 00:27:21,373 no fainting spells, and no telling me you're not who you are! 467 00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:23,509 Believe me, kid, 468 00:27:23,575 --> 00:27:27,146 you say that to one person out there, and you are toast. 469 00:27:27,213 --> 00:27:29,682 They'll pull the plug on this production, your mother will lose her job, 470 00:27:29,749 --> 00:27:33,119 and no one will work with you again. 471 00:27:33,185 --> 00:27:35,755 Could that really happen to someone like Eddie Tudor? 472 00:27:35,822 --> 00:27:39,058 It's show business. You bet your butt it can. 473 00:27:42,228 --> 00:27:43,395 Miles. 474 00:27:57,076 --> 00:27:58,544 Phony actors. 475 00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:09,989 (SIGHS) 476 00:28:10,056 --> 00:28:11,157 Hey. 477 00:28:11,223 --> 00:28:13,125 Hey, pal. What's going on? 478 00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:15,762 Nothing much. Got a phone? 479 00:28:15,828 --> 00:28:17,163 You got someone to call? 480 00:28:17,229 --> 00:28:18,664 Yeah. 481 00:28:18,731 --> 00:28:21,801 Why don't you go in the house and use your own phone? 482 00:28:21,868 --> 00:28:24,636 He's sort of mad at me. 483 00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:26,773 We haven't met. I'm Eddie Tudor. 484 00:28:26,839 --> 00:28:28,875 Now, why don't you stop that? 485 00:28:28,941 --> 00:28:31,543 That's going to do nothing for you but get you grounded. 486 00:28:31,610 --> 00:28:32,644 I'm serious. 487 00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:33,980 Yeah, so am I. 488 00:28:34,046 --> 00:28:36,615 What is wrong with you people? You're all crazy. 489 00:28:36,682 --> 00:28:39,819 I mean, don't you know who's who around here? 490 00:28:39,886 --> 00:28:42,354 Look at me. I'm Eddie Tudor! 491 00:28:42,421 --> 00:28:44,323 POP: Tom, get in here! 492 00:28:47,794 --> 00:28:48,795 (SPEAKING IN ITALIAN) 493 00:28:50,529 --> 00:28:51,630 Hey. 494 00:28:53,232 --> 00:28:56,468 (SPEAKING IN ITALIAN) 495 00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:03,042 What's up with that kid? 496 00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:22,361 (LAUGHS) 497 00:29:37,543 --> 00:29:39,011 Looking good. 498 00:29:48,754 --> 00:29:49,788 (POP WHISTLES) 499 00:29:49,856 --> 00:29:51,757 Thomas, dinner's ready! 500 00:30:05,337 --> 00:30:07,506 What? 501 00:30:07,573 --> 00:30:09,275 Do you have anything else to eat? 502 00:30:09,341 --> 00:30:12,244 What? 503 00:30:12,311 --> 00:30:16,182 Well, it's not a veggie burger, and I'm a vegetarian. 504 00:30:16,248 --> 00:30:18,817 What do you want from me? What? 505 00:30:18,885 --> 00:30:21,387 You want to go to acting classes? 506 00:30:21,453 --> 00:30:23,589 What loser wants to go to acting classes? 507 00:30:23,655 --> 00:30:26,258 That's what I was saying. 508 00:30:26,325 --> 00:30:28,527 Yeah. Why would I want to do that? 509 00:30:28,594 --> 00:30:30,762 I'm already a movie star. 510 00:30:31,898 --> 00:30:33,532 You've got to stop this, Tom. 511 00:30:33,599 --> 00:30:35,834 I'm not Tom. I'm Eddie Tudor. 512 00:30:35,902 --> 00:30:38,137 And if you don't mind, I'd like to borrow your phone 513 00:30:38,204 --> 00:30:41,207 so I can call the studio and have someone come and pick me up. 514 00:30:41,273 --> 00:30:45,511 Tom is probably looking for me to switch places with him again. 515 00:30:45,577 --> 00:30:47,713 You're completely losing it. 516 00:30:50,416 --> 00:30:54,286 Why don't you just fix yourself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? 517 00:30:54,353 --> 00:30:56,822 There's nothing I can do with you. 518 00:30:56,889 --> 00:30:59,791 Hopefully, you'll feel better in the morning. 519 00:31:12,204 --> 00:31:13,639 Now, don't go anywhere. 520 00:31:13,705 --> 00:31:15,641 I'll be back to pick you up when they're through with you. 521 00:31:15,707 --> 00:31:17,409 Who? What? 522 00:31:17,476 --> 00:31:20,812 Who? Who what? 523 00:31:20,879 --> 00:31:24,816 Who is going to be through with me, after they're done doing what? 524 00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:27,886 It's wardrobe. You're being fitted. 525 00:31:27,954 --> 00:31:29,855 Oh, of course. 526 00:31:40,933 --> 00:31:44,903 (BOTH SCREAMING) 527 00:31:44,971 --> 00:31:49,708 Oh, no way. That was Lady Elizabeth. I can't believe I did that. 528 00:31:52,211 --> 00:31:53,445 You are a jerk, Eddie. 529 00:31:53,512 --> 00:31:55,614 I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to. 530 00:31:56,082 --> 00:31:57,183 What? 531 00:31:58,617 --> 00:32:01,453 You're the prettiest girl I've ever seen. 532 00:32:03,589 --> 00:32:06,258 WOMAN: Ready, Mister Tudor? 533 00:32:06,325 --> 00:32:07,994 I'm really sorry. 534 00:32:16,268 --> 00:32:20,406 * Di, di, di, di, di, di Di, di, di, di, di, di 535 00:32:20,472 --> 00:32:24,543 * Di, di, di, di, di, di Di, di, di, di, di, di 536 00:32:24,610 --> 00:32:28,247 * Nah, nah-nah, nah, nah-nah, nah, nah, nah, nah 537 00:32:28,314 --> 00:32:33,152 * I will fake it till I make it 538 00:32:33,219 --> 00:32:34,686 All right. So you know what you gotta do, right? 539 00:32:34,753 --> 00:32:36,422 You come out, you hit the mark. 540 00:32:36,488 --> 00:32:39,225 "Oh, yeah." "Blah, blah, blah." Water. Good. 541 00:32:39,291 --> 00:32:42,061 * I'm gonna get me some of that, yo 542 00:32:42,128 --> 00:32:46,365 * Money. Money, money * Get that money 543 00:32:46,432 --> 00:32:48,667 * I'm gonna get me some of that 544 00:32:48,734 --> 00:32:51,070 * I'm gonna get me some of that 545 00:32:51,137 --> 00:32:55,441 * Nah, nah-nah, nah, nah-nah, nah, nah, nah, nah 546 00:32:55,507 --> 00:32:59,045 * I will fake it till I make it 547 00:32:59,111 --> 00:33:00,246 (MOUTHING WORDS) 548 00:33:00,312 --> 00:33:03,949 * 'Cause everyday I see how they do it on TV 549 00:33:04,016 --> 00:33:08,287 * I will fake it till I make it 550 00:33:09,088 --> 00:33:10,322 Action! 551 00:33:13,225 --> 00:33:14,593 Oh, yeah. 552 00:33:16,528 --> 00:33:17,563 DIRECTOR: Hit him again. 553 00:33:17,629 --> 00:33:19,131 Oh, yeah. 554 00:33:19,198 --> 00:33:23,569 DIRECTOR: Give me more water! Cut! 555 00:33:23,635 --> 00:33:27,073 * Nah, nah-nah, nah, nah-nah, nah, nah, nah, nah 556 00:33:27,139 --> 00:33:30,776 * I will fake it till I make it * 557 00:33:33,045 --> 00:33:34,546 All right, one more time. 558 00:33:34,613 --> 00:33:36,082 Oh, yeah. 559 00:33:42,954 --> 00:33:45,291 That's great. 560 00:33:45,357 --> 00:33:47,059 DIRECTOR: Let's go to lunch. 561 00:33:54,566 --> 00:33:56,368 Hey, where're you going? 562 00:33:56,435 --> 00:33:58,170 I'm going back to the studio. 563 00:34:07,913 --> 00:34:09,715 What are you thinking? 564 00:34:09,781 --> 00:34:13,652 You know he won't like you running around down there this late. 565 00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:16,388 Does this kid get to do anything? 566 00:34:16,455 --> 00:34:17,923 (SIGHS) 567 00:34:21,627 --> 00:34:23,429 I saw you on the posters in Tom's room. 568 00:34:23,495 --> 00:34:25,831 Oh, don't start in about my career. 569 00:34:25,897 --> 00:34:28,200 I don't want to hear about it. 570 00:34:28,267 --> 00:34:31,203 And stop talking like you're somebody else. You're freaking me out. 571 00:34:31,270 --> 00:34:34,840 Why'd you go from starring in big movies to just sitting on a lawn chair all day? 572 00:34:34,906 --> 00:34:37,843 I said lay off it today. 573 00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:39,411 I just want to know what happened. 574 00:34:39,478 --> 00:34:41,113 I quit. That's what happened. 575 00:34:42,948 --> 00:34:45,717 I don't blame you. Acting stinks. 576 00:34:47,553 --> 00:34:51,022 Is your Pop getting to you? You can't let him do that. 577 00:34:53,091 --> 00:34:55,294 I left the business because I didn't like who I was, 578 00:34:55,361 --> 00:34:57,596 not because I didn't like acting. 579 00:34:58,597 --> 00:35:00,632 I was a nasty person, 580 00:35:00,699 --> 00:35:05,204 especially to those people who really cared about me. 581 00:35:05,271 --> 00:35:11,510 And soon nobody would work with me, so it all went away. It was all gone. 582 00:35:11,577 --> 00:35:16,282 The people who I thought were my friends, they were just tag-alongs. 583 00:35:16,348 --> 00:35:20,786 The people who were really my friends, they were long gone. 584 00:35:20,852 --> 00:35:24,290 So I moved here, and here I stay. 585 00:35:25,757 --> 00:35:29,661 Because I like this. I like this lawn chair. 586 00:35:32,231 --> 00:35:34,866 It's not acting that stinks, Tom. 587 00:35:34,933 --> 00:35:39,104 It's the person you become when you don't appreciate what you have. 588 00:35:45,211 --> 00:35:49,681 Look, just tell the old man I decided to take a walk for a while. 589 00:35:51,082 --> 00:35:53,018 MILES: You can't go down there by yourself. 590 00:35:53,084 --> 00:35:54,986 I'll be fine. 591 00:35:55,053 --> 00:35:57,022 Oh, come on. Come on, let's hang out. 592 00:35:57,088 --> 00:35:59,024 We'll talk Stanislavsky. 593 00:36:00,125 --> 00:36:01,727 Stanis-whatsky? 594 00:36:03,262 --> 00:36:04,996 Look, I'm leaving. 595 00:36:17,175 --> 00:36:18,710 (KNOCKING) 596 00:36:18,777 --> 00:36:21,447 Uh, come in. 597 00:36:21,513 --> 00:36:26,652 Yeah, the director wanted me to tell you that today was a better day. 598 00:36:26,718 --> 00:36:32,090 It's rare that we make it through a day without any hassles from you. 599 00:36:32,157 --> 00:36:34,059 He wanted you to know you did a good job. 600 00:36:34,125 --> 00:36:35,961 He said keep it up. 601 00:36:38,364 --> 00:36:40,966 See you tomorrow? Don't be late. 602 00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:42,801 I won't. 603 00:36:49,074 --> 00:36:50,742 Hey! What's up? 604 00:36:50,809 --> 00:36:52,711 You'd better get dressed, kid. You've got an appearance. 605 00:36:52,778 --> 00:36:54,580 An appearance? Yeah. 606 00:36:54,646 --> 00:36:57,783 An interview to promote Spy Teen III. You remember that one? 607 00:36:57,849 --> 00:37:00,151 Oh, I'm exhausted. 608 00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:03,221 Well, see, that's what happens when you have a good day. 609 00:37:03,289 --> 00:37:05,657 Okay, I'll get dressed right away. 610 00:37:05,724 --> 00:37:09,127 Good, and I'll meet you in the limo in half an hour. 611 00:37:09,194 --> 00:37:11,430 * Let's get up to something 612 00:37:13,064 --> 00:37:15,166 * Weaken the laws of gravity 613 00:37:15,233 --> 00:37:17,569 Tom, are you going to Players? 614 00:37:17,636 --> 00:37:19,538 Um... No. 615 00:37:19,605 --> 00:37:20,606 Why not? 616 00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:23,775 Uh... I don't know. Why? 617 00:37:23,842 --> 00:37:26,077 I thought you said you were going, that's all. 618 00:37:26,144 --> 00:37:28,146 Oh. Well, what is it? 619 00:37:28,213 --> 00:37:30,882 You know. Acting group. 620 00:37:30,949 --> 00:37:32,418 We're gonna rehearse some scenes 621 00:37:32,484 --> 00:37:34,653 and decide what play we're putting up and stuff. 622 00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:36,488 Oh. Do you get paid? 623 00:37:36,555 --> 00:37:39,090 They don't pay you. It's for fun. 624 00:37:39,157 --> 00:37:41,026 Sounds like a bunch of losers to me. 625 00:37:41,092 --> 00:37:43,061 Wow. That was mean. 626 00:37:44,630 --> 00:37:46,632 I guess you're a jerk outside of school. 627 00:37:46,698 --> 00:37:49,000 No wonder you have no friends. 628 00:37:49,067 --> 00:37:51,670 Wait, I guess I'll go. 629 00:37:53,071 --> 00:37:54,606 Are you running away? 630 00:37:54,673 --> 00:37:57,008 Man, all you people are crazy in this town. 631 00:37:57,075 --> 00:37:59,210 Are you running away from home? 632 00:37:59,277 --> 00:38:02,714 Well, yeah. I guess you could say that. 633 00:38:02,781 --> 00:38:07,353 Look, Tom, I know it's been tough on you with your Pop, but you've got to go back. 634 00:38:07,419 --> 00:38:08,954 I'm not going back to that nuthouse. 635 00:38:09,020 --> 00:38:11,657 Don't say that. Where are you gonna go? 636 00:38:11,723 --> 00:38:14,493 I'll go back to the set and switch places with the real Tom. 637 00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:17,629 Then he'll come back here, and everything will make sense. 638 00:38:17,696 --> 00:38:21,733 But first, I'm going to follow that pretty girl who just called me a jerk. 639 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:25,737 Then I'll just follow you and make sure that you go straight home after. 640 00:38:25,804 --> 00:38:29,274 Fine, but just don't talk to me in front of the ladies. 641 00:38:33,445 --> 00:38:35,080 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 642 00:38:37,716 --> 00:38:39,485 All right, let's go! 643 00:38:41,086 --> 00:38:42,120 Cool. 644 00:38:42,187 --> 00:38:43,422 Yeah, man, let's make a move. 645 00:38:45,123 --> 00:38:46,892 Hey. 646 00:38:46,958 --> 00:38:49,094 Take it easy. We're all set? Yes, sir. 647 00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:50,228 Cool. 648 00:38:58,737 --> 00:39:03,642 DRAMA TEACHER: Welcome to our first meeting of The Broadway Players. 649 00:39:07,045 --> 00:39:10,716 Now, based on many conversations I've had with some of you, 650 00:39:10,782 --> 00:39:14,786 I've narrowed down our first production options to just a couple. 651 00:39:14,853 --> 00:39:18,457 Our first production is always Shakespearean, 652 00:39:18,524 --> 00:39:22,894 but none of us are interested in any of those droll tragedies 653 00:39:22,961 --> 00:39:27,566 that are done over and over again by countless amateurish companies. 654 00:39:27,633 --> 00:39:31,703 So, let me tell you what we've narrowed it down to. 655 00:39:31,770 --> 00:39:35,273 We have Comedy of Errors, 656 00:39:35,340 --> 00:39:38,477 (CHILDREN CHEERING) 657 00:39:38,544 --> 00:39:42,013 as well as Much Ado About Nothing. 658 00:39:45,150 --> 00:39:49,220 What we're gonna do tonight is we are going to vote. 659 00:39:49,287 --> 00:39:52,257 So, I've got some ballots. 660 00:39:52,323 --> 00:39:54,626 And I think this will be quite fair. 661 00:39:54,693 --> 00:39:56,962 Here we are. There you go. 662 00:39:59,431 --> 00:40:01,166 What's she even talking about? 663 00:40:01,232 --> 00:40:02,901 Shakespeare. 664 00:40:04,202 --> 00:40:05,336 Shakespeare? 665 00:40:08,740 --> 00:40:11,042 Hey. Where are you going now? 666 00:40:11,109 --> 00:40:13,779 Well, I ain't hanging out with those losers. 667 00:40:13,845 --> 00:40:15,947 They seemed pretty cool to me. 668 00:40:16,014 --> 00:40:18,083 Well, it isn't. It's stupid. 669 00:40:18,149 --> 00:40:21,186 And who cares about Shakespeare, anyway? 670 00:40:21,252 --> 00:40:24,523 The guy's been dead for, like, 2,000 years. 671 00:40:24,590 --> 00:40:26,592 Come on, don't be intimidated. 672 00:40:26,658 --> 00:40:28,627 You can always learn. 673 00:40:28,694 --> 00:40:30,462 That's what school's for, right? 674 00:40:30,529 --> 00:40:32,731 Look, lay off, man. 675 00:40:32,798 --> 00:40:35,801 I mean, why do you even care what I do, anyway? 676 00:40:35,867 --> 00:40:39,871 I've known you since you were a little kid, Tom. You're my buddy. 677 00:40:39,938 --> 00:40:42,741 I'm going and don't follow me, okay? 678 00:40:50,982 --> 00:40:54,085 Okay, you can stop following me now. 679 00:40:54,152 --> 00:40:57,523 Tom is in the trailer waiting for me to come back and switch places. 680 00:40:57,589 --> 00:41:00,058 Then I'll be a movie star again, 681 00:41:00,125 --> 00:41:02,528 and he can go back to planting trees. 682 00:41:03,629 --> 00:41:05,330 Watch. You'll see. 683 00:41:06,765 --> 00:41:10,235 Hey, I'm Eddie Tudor. I need to get to my trailer. 684 00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:12,103 You again? Beat it, kid. 685 00:41:12,170 --> 00:41:13,905 Excuse me? 686 00:41:13,972 --> 00:41:17,408 I said get out of here and stop playing around. 687 00:41:17,475 --> 00:41:19,545 I don't know if you know who I am, 688 00:41:19,611 --> 00:41:23,281 but I need to show up on set or you'll lose your job. How about that? 689 00:41:23,348 --> 00:41:26,552 Well, if you were Eddie Tudor, you'd be on a plane to Miami. 690 00:41:26,618 --> 00:41:29,154 How about that? 691 00:41:29,220 --> 00:41:31,557 They're not in there, Tom. 692 00:41:31,623 --> 00:41:33,191 I'm not talking to you. 693 00:41:33,258 --> 00:41:34,760 He's right. 694 00:41:35,827 --> 00:41:37,195 Tom, look. 695 00:41:40,031 --> 00:41:42,601 MILES: All the trailers are gone. 696 00:41:42,668 --> 00:41:45,170 They must have moved to a different lot. 697 00:41:45,236 --> 00:41:47,939 No. They're gone, Tom. 698 00:41:48,006 --> 00:41:50,842 Yeah, I can see that. I wanna know where they went. 699 00:41:50,909 --> 00:41:52,210 They went to Miami. 700 00:41:52,277 --> 00:41:53,545 Miami? 701 00:41:54,980 --> 00:41:58,316 Yeah, they changed locations to save money. 702 00:41:58,383 --> 00:42:01,219 You'll read all about it in the paper tomorrow. 703 00:42:01,286 --> 00:42:04,155 It's okay. There'll be another production in here soon. 704 00:42:04,222 --> 00:42:06,157 Another production? 705 00:42:06,224 --> 00:42:10,261 What were they thinking? How could they leave without me? 706 00:42:10,328 --> 00:42:13,899 They wouldn't go anywhere without you. 707 00:42:13,965 --> 00:42:17,135 Now, come on. Snap out of it, will you? 708 00:42:17,202 --> 00:42:21,439 You're right. They wouldn't. 709 00:42:21,506 --> 00:42:23,041 Because they still think I'm there. 710 00:42:23,108 --> 00:42:25,410 Because that little punk is pretending to be me! 711 00:42:25,476 --> 00:42:26,645 Tom. 712 00:42:26,712 --> 00:42:29,480 Stop calling me Tom, you crazy psycho! 713 00:42:29,547 --> 00:42:31,082 Now, which way is Miami? 714 00:42:31,149 --> 00:42:32,651 Don't be ridiculous. 715 00:42:36,254 --> 00:42:37,856 Tom! 716 00:42:37,923 --> 00:42:43,194 * If I had a nose full of nickels 717 00:42:43,261 --> 00:42:46,131 * I'd sneeze them all... 718 00:42:46,197 --> 00:42:47,198 (SIGHS) 719 00:42:47,265 --> 00:42:49,300 (TELEPHONE RINGING) 720 00:42:52,771 --> 00:42:56,174 POP: Hello? Yeah. Yeah. 721 00:42:56,241 --> 00:42:59,745 What is... What is this about? I sent you an invoice. 722 00:42:59,811 --> 00:43:01,813 What am I gonna do? 723 00:43:03,314 --> 00:43:05,684 My boat. My boat! 724 00:43:05,751 --> 00:43:07,653 (GROANS) 725 00:43:20,932 --> 00:43:23,835 POP: What? Are you on speakerphone? You have an echo. I hope... Yeah. 726 00:43:23,902 --> 00:43:25,837 I can't talk to you! 727 00:43:25,904 --> 00:43:28,139 Look, I just dropped Epsom salts all over the bathroom floor. 728 00:43:34,279 --> 00:43:35,413 TOM: Wait. Where are we? 729 00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:36,581 The airport. 730 00:43:36,648 --> 00:43:37,949 Wait. Why? 731 00:43:38,016 --> 00:43:39,250 Your mom's waiting on the jet. Come on. 732 00:43:39,317 --> 00:43:40,819 No, wait a second. Where are we going? 733 00:43:40,886 --> 00:43:42,153 Not far. Come on. 734 00:43:42,220 --> 00:43:44,589 I'm not getting on that jet. 735 00:43:44,656 --> 00:43:48,559 Oh, you're getting on that jet if I have to drag you on myself. 736 00:43:52,798 --> 00:43:56,267 All right. Here we are. 737 00:43:58,103 --> 00:44:01,773 Just sit right down here. Good boy. 738 00:44:07,278 --> 00:44:08,980 Eddie, take your sunglasses off inside. 739 00:44:09,047 --> 00:44:11,750 It's too obnoxious, even for you. 740 00:44:14,786 --> 00:44:17,622 Take them off. 741 00:44:17,689 --> 00:44:19,725 I'd like to keep them on. 742 00:44:20,892 --> 00:44:22,360 By the way, where are we going? 743 00:44:22,427 --> 00:44:23,862 We're going to Miami. 744 00:44:23,929 --> 00:44:26,264 Wait. I thought I had an appearance for Spy Teen III. 745 00:44:26,331 --> 00:44:28,266 Oh, you do. In Miami. 746 00:44:28,333 --> 00:44:30,535 Well, why didn't you tell me this? 747 00:44:30,601 --> 00:44:33,705 Because we all know how dramatic you are, Eddie. 748 00:44:35,106 --> 00:44:37,175 Um... Excuse me! Okay. 749 00:44:37,242 --> 00:44:38,576 Can somebody open those doors? Okay, okay. 750 00:44:38,643 --> 00:44:40,746 Eddie, Eddie. Eddie! Sit down. Listen. 751 00:44:40,812 --> 00:44:42,881 We have to go to Miami, okay? 752 00:44:42,948 --> 00:44:47,385 Now, why don't you just calm down and we'll talk about it? 753 00:44:47,452 --> 00:44:52,257 Look, I'm not Eddie. Do you hear me? I'm not Eddie Tudor. 754 00:44:52,323 --> 00:44:55,961 My name is Tom Canty! We switched places this afternoon! 755 00:44:56,027 --> 00:44:57,362 Okay. You know something? This is ridiculous. 756 00:44:57,428 --> 00:44:59,430 I'm not going to stand for this behavior. 757 00:44:59,497 --> 00:45:02,467 I am sorry we have to relocate, okay? It's just as simple as that. 758 00:45:02,533 --> 00:45:03,802 Relocate? 759 00:45:04,903 --> 00:45:06,371 Listen to me. 760 00:45:07,705 --> 00:45:09,908 We ran into 761 00:45:09,975 --> 00:45:12,710 a bit of a tax issue in Palm Beach. 762 00:45:12,778 --> 00:45:14,980 So to save some money, we have to move to Miami. 763 00:45:15,046 --> 00:45:17,415 Listen, there's nothing I could do about it. I know you love your boat. 764 00:45:17,482 --> 00:45:20,551 We'll get you another bo... My boat? Let me off of this jet! 765 00:45:20,618 --> 00:45:22,487 Okay. I don't want you to overreact. 766 00:45:22,553 --> 00:45:24,322 So let's just take a big breath and calm ourselves down. 767 00:45:24,389 --> 00:45:27,425 Listen to me. Big breath in. Big breath out. 768 00:45:27,492 --> 00:45:30,095 I want to go home! 769 00:45:32,898 --> 00:45:34,632 Oh, my gosh. 770 00:45:37,903 --> 00:45:40,571 Listen, I've just about had it with you, Eddie. All right? 771 00:45:40,638 --> 00:45:42,974 You are going to Miami if I have to fly this plane myself. 772 00:45:44,943 --> 00:45:47,212 (TOM SCREAMING) 773 00:45:57,923 --> 00:45:59,024 Tom! 774 00:46:15,907 --> 00:46:17,508 You cannot steal this boat. 775 00:46:17,575 --> 00:46:19,144 It's my boat. 776 00:46:19,210 --> 00:46:21,813 Your Pop is gonna kill you if you get arrested. 777 00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:24,549 He's just starting to come around about the acting lessons. 778 00:46:24,615 --> 00:46:27,418 Who wants acting lessons? 779 00:46:27,485 --> 00:46:30,355 What are you doing? Give me that key! 780 00:46:32,323 --> 00:46:34,159 Give me the key! Give me the key! 781 00:46:34,225 --> 00:46:35,293 You want this key? 782 00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:36,494 Yeah. 783 00:46:38,830 --> 00:46:40,165 There. 784 00:46:40,231 --> 00:46:41,699 What did you do that for? 785 00:46:41,766 --> 00:46:45,070 Because if you steal that boat, you're gonna get arrested. 786 00:46:45,136 --> 00:46:49,507 The whole movie is gone. It's gone, Tom. 787 00:46:49,574 --> 00:46:52,911 If you were really a part of it, you'd be with them. 788 00:46:56,814 --> 00:47:00,351 They left me. Mom left me. 789 00:47:04,890 --> 00:47:06,824 Come on Let's go home. 790 00:47:24,876 --> 00:47:31,082 * Welcome to 791 00:47:31,149 --> 00:47:36,421 * Real life 792 00:47:36,487 --> 00:47:42,493 * Welcome to 793 00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:47,332 * Real life 794 00:47:48,766 --> 00:47:50,068 WOMAN: Yay! 795 00:47:50,936 --> 00:47:53,404 Come on, clap. 796 00:47:55,240 --> 00:47:57,575 Come on, Pop. Clap for Tom. 797 00:47:57,642 --> 00:48:00,311 (TOM'S MOTHER WHOOPING) 798 00:48:00,378 --> 00:48:02,580 Come on, clap. 799 00:48:02,647 --> 00:48:04,950 It's showtime, kid! 800 00:48:08,619 --> 00:48:13,758 It's showtime, cutie pie. Wake up. Wake up. 801 00:48:15,460 --> 00:48:19,297 You must have been tired. You've been sleeping for eight hours. 802 00:48:19,364 --> 00:48:20,999 Where are we? 803 00:48:21,066 --> 00:48:24,102 Sunny Miami. You're gonna love it. 804 00:48:24,169 --> 00:48:29,740 Oh, no. No, no, no. I need to get back to Palm Beach. 805 00:48:29,807 --> 00:48:32,710 Well, there's nothing in Palm Beach. We took it all with us. 806 00:48:32,777 --> 00:48:35,446 Pop, Miles... 807 00:48:35,513 --> 00:48:37,715 You have a bad dream? 808 00:48:37,782 --> 00:48:41,386 You just breathe and relax. Let it go. 809 00:48:41,452 --> 00:48:43,188 No. No, you really don't get it. 810 00:48:43,254 --> 00:48:45,156 I... I have to get back to Palm Beach. 811 00:48:45,223 --> 00:48:47,525 But what is the attachment to Palm Beach? 812 00:48:49,494 --> 00:48:55,033 Okay, look. If you relax, Palm Beach is an hour away. 813 00:48:55,100 --> 00:48:58,136 Do your work, we'll go visit anytime you want. 814 00:48:59,637 --> 00:49:00,972 Tonight? 815 00:49:01,039 --> 00:49:02,373 (CHUCKLES) 816 00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:05,176 Tonight. Fine. 817 00:49:05,243 --> 00:49:09,047 You do a good day's work, we'll go to Palm Beach. 818 00:49:10,748 --> 00:49:13,784 Hey, is that mean lady gonna yell at me again? 819 00:49:13,851 --> 00:49:15,253 You mean your mother? 820 00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:16,988 That's his mother? 821 00:49:17,055 --> 00:49:20,158 (SPANISH MUSIC PLAYING) 822 00:49:31,636 --> 00:49:34,705 It's just a situation that got completely out of control. 823 00:49:34,772 --> 00:49:36,307 It wasn't being handled properly. 824 00:49:36,374 --> 00:49:38,576 We never should have had to leave Palm Beach. 825 00:49:38,643 --> 00:49:40,278 They practically threw us out. 826 00:49:40,345 --> 00:49:41,912 Bunch of hicks. 827 00:49:41,979 --> 00:49:43,281 Why'd they kick you out? 828 00:49:43,348 --> 00:49:44,615 What? 829 00:49:44,682 --> 00:49:45,883 I said why'd they kick you out? 830 00:49:45,950 --> 00:49:47,485 Why don't you go back 831 00:49:47,552 --> 00:49:50,455 to learning your lines and getting water dumped on your head? 832 00:49:50,521 --> 00:49:53,091 Don't worry about what the big producers are doing, okay? 833 00:49:53,158 --> 00:49:55,226 Don't talk to him like that. 834 00:49:55,293 --> 00:50:00,131 Eddie, it's just a little too complicated for you to understand, that's all. 835 00:50:00,198 --> 00:50:05,236 Oh, really? Yeah, well, what I heard is that you guys are a bunch of stuck-up pig heads 836 00:50:05,303 --> 00:50:08,073 with no respect for the working man. 837 00:50:08,139 --> 00:50:11,176 You guys were gonna get kicked out sooner than later. 838 00:50:11,242 --> 00:50:13,711 Well, that's just what I heard. 839 00:50:13,778 --> 00:50:15,313 Really? Yeah. 840 00:50:18,816 --> 00:50:20,818 What was that? 841 00:50:20,885 --> 00:50:22,220 I was telling the truth. 842 00:50:22,287 --> 00:50:23,788 Well, don't do that. 843 00:50:23,854 --> 00:50:25,423 FIRST A.D.: First team. First team. I need Eddie. 844 00:50:25,490 --> 00:50:27,325 All right, get going. 845 00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:31,396 And no fainting! 846 00:50:33,531 --> 00:50:35,066 Eddie, come on. 847 00:50:38,636 --> 00:50:43,074 All you have to do is stand on your spot and say your lines to Elizabeth. 848 00:50:43,141 --> 00:50:44,842 Think you can handle it? Yeah. 849 00:50:44,909 --> 00:50:48,646 Okay, great. Roll sound! 850 00:50:48,713 --> 00:50:50,448 You want to shoot the rehearsal, just in case? 851 00:50:50,515 --> 00:50:52,383 Yeah, we better shoot everything with this kid. 852 00:50:52,450 --> 00:50:54,219 DIRECTOR: All right, Eddie. This is very important. 853 00:50:54,285 --> 00:50:56,221 This is the biggest moment of the movie, all right? 854 00:50:56,287 --> 00:50:58,589 Okay. FIRST A.D.: Do your best here, buddy. 855 00:50:58,656 --> 00:51:00,658 And action! 856 00:51:02,293 --> 00:51:05,363 I just want to tell you that in times of danger, 857 00:51:05,430 --> 00:51:07,698 when the universe is in our hands 858 00:51:07,765 --> 00:51:11,969 and the madness of everyone around us makes no sense, 859 00:51:12,036 --> 00:51:14,539 I'm really glad to have you as a friend 860 00:51:14,605 --> 00:51:17,808 and as a fellow protector of goodness. 861 00:51:17,875 --> 00:51:19,877 We will beat Evil Darkness 862 00:51:19,944 --> 00:51:22,079 and Doctor Know-it-All and their evil motives. 863 00:51:22,147 --> 00:51:23,948 We will save our planet. 864 00:51:24,014 --> 00:51:26,217 Innocence and goodness will prevail. 865 00:51:26,284 --> 00:51:29,387 So once and for all, are you with me? 866 00:51:31,456 --> 00:51:32,890 You know it. 867 00:51:34,325 --> 00:51:36,127 And cut! 868 00:51:38,229 --> 00:51:40,165 DIRECTOR: Excellent! Eddie, that was so good. 869 00:51:40,231 --> 00:51:41,832 Oh, thanks. That wasn't like anything... 870 00:51:41,899 --> 00:51:44,169 That was so different from everything else. It was really good. 871 00:51:44,235 --> 00:51:45,470 DIRECTOR: That was excellent! 872 00:51:45,536 --> 00:51:47,638 Elizabeth, you were great. Eddie, that was awesome. 873 00:51:47,705 --> 00:51:49,640 We're gonna do one more for safety, okay, buddy? 874 00:51:49,707 --> 00:51:50,808 All righty. 875 00:51:50,875 --> 00:51:52,277 DIRECTOR: All right. Settle in, everybody. 876 00:52:02,453 --> 00:52:04,355 Come on, Mom. Pick up. 877 00:52:05,156 --> 00:52:07,158 (SIGHS) 878 00:52:07,225 --> 00:52:11,429 Mom. How could you do this, Mom? Come back and get me. 879 00:52:11,496 --> 00:52:15,533 I'm in some crazy man's house back in Palm Beach. 880 00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:16,701 I... 881 00:52:18,068 --> 00:52:20,305 I don't even know where I am. 882 00:52:37,222 --> 00:52:38,323 Tom! 883 00:52:40,791 --> 00:52:42,893 Tom! Time to go! 884 00:52:50,401 --> 00:52:54,038 * People they come People they go * 885 00:52:54,104 --> 00:52:56,441 Hey. You see Tom? 886 00:52:57,542 --> 00:52:59,076 Tom? 887 00:52:59,143 --> 00:53:02,079 Yeah, Tom. He's not in his room. He's supposed to work today. 888 00:53:02,146 --> 00:53:03,714 Yeah, I saw him. 889 00:53:03,781 --> 00:53:06,984 He left a little while ago to play baseball down at the field. 890 00:53:07,051 --> 00:53:08,085 Baseball? 891 00:53:08,152 --> 00:53:09,153 Yeah. 892 00:53:11,121 --> 00:53:12,390 Are you sure? 893 00:53:12,457 --> 00:53:13,658 That's what he said. 894 00:53:14,625 --> 00:53:15,993 Oh. 895 00:53:16,060 --> 00:53:19,163 You should lay off that kid a little, you know? 896 00:53:20,030 --> 00:53:21,399 What'd you say? 897 00:53:21,466 --> 00:53:23,534 I think you're a little hard on him, that's all. 898 00:53:23,601 --> 00:53:25,403 You think I care what you think? 899 00:53:25,470 --> 00:53:27,204 Fine life you're living. 900 00:53:28,473 --> 00:53:29,874 I'm just saying. 901 00:53:29,940 --> 00:53:31,309 Yeah, well, don't say. 902 00:53:50,127 --> 00:53:51,462 Oh, yeah. 903 00:54:05,510 --> 00:54:07,878 (SIRENS WAILING) 904 00:54:10,715 --> 00:54:11,949 Oh, no. 905 00:54:38,976 --> 00:54:41,679 (MAN TALKING ON RADIO) 906 00:55:01,566 --> 00:55:05,135 MAN: Turn your engines off and keep your hands in the air! 907 00:55:16,947 --> 00:55:18,983 Is this the way to Miami? 908 00:55:22,887 --> 00:55:23,888 Good morning. 909 00:55:28,926 --> 00:55:30,294 Whoa. 910 00:55:30,361 --> 00:55:33,398 This is the appearance we postponed, remember? 911 00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:38,969 Eddie? You gonna speak to me? 912 00:55:39,036 --> 00:55:42,139 You said we could go back to Palm Beach. 913 00:55:42,206 --> 00:55:44,942 (LAUGHING) We will, okay? I promise. 914 00:55:45,009 --> 00:55:47,545 We didn't get finished shooting until late last night, 915 00:55:47,612 --> 00:55:50,548 but everybody is talking about what a great job you did. 916 00:55:50,615 --> 00:55:54,351 So just keep your answers short and sweet. 917 00:55:54,419 --> 00:55:55,486 Did you get that last part? 918 00:55:55,553 --> 00:55:56,587 What part? 919 00:55:56,654 --> 00:55:58,288 Sweet. Yeah, I got it. 920 00:55:58,355 --> 00:56:00,858 Yeah, well, your mother said to have fun and she couldn't be here 921 00:56:00,925 --> 00:56:03,894 because she has a production meeting that she couldn't get out of. 922 00:56:03,961 --> 00:56:05,930 So listen, we'll keep this fairly simple. 923 00:56:05,996 --> 00:56:09,500 I'll ask you a couple of questions about the movie, and you say it's great. 924 00:56:09,567 --> 00:56:12,269 Maybe throw in a funny story, something like that. 925 00:56:12,336 --> 00:56:13,604 Does that sound good? 926 00:56:13,671 --> 00:56:14,905 Yeah, sounds great. 927 00:56:14,972 --> 00:56:17,141 Great. So let's get started. 928 00:56:17,207 --> 00:56:22,046 So, here we are at the Tiki Grill with the one, the only, 929 00:56:22,112 --> 00:56:25,282 our favorite Spy Teen, Eddie Tudor. 930 00:56:25,349 --> 00:56:29,720 So tell me, Eddie, how does a good Spy Teen start his day? 931 00:56:29,787 --> 00:56:32,322 What did you eat for breakfast this morning? 932 00:56:32,389 --> 00:56:36,226 Uh... A piece of gum, I think. 933 00:56:36,293 --> 00:56:40,431 A piece of gum. Wow. Kids, don't try that at home. 934 00:56:41,866 --> 00:56:46,170 Tell us, is there a lovely she-spy in your life? 935 00:56:47,137 --> 00:56:48,639 What? 936 00:56:48,706 --> 00:56:52,710 You know. Don't be secretive. Do you have a girlfriend? 937 00:56:53,678 --> 00:56:54,679 Uh... 938 00:56:55,680 --> 00:56:56,681 (CLEARS THROAT) Um... 939 00:56:57,748 --> 00:57:00,117 No, no. Not currently. 940 00:57:00,184 --> 00:57:04,889 And here's the question we are all dying to know. 941 00:57:04,955 --> 00:57:09,359 Are you a briefs or boxers kind of guy? 942 00:57:11,228 --> 00:57:13,030 You mean my underwear? 943 00:57:13,097 --> 00:57:16,066 Yes, of course. It says a lot about a person. 944 00:57:17,067 --> 00:57:18,368 Oh. 945 00:57:18,435 --> 00:57:22,106 Uh... I guess whatever my Pop buys me. 946 00:57:22,907 --> 00:57:25,910 Your pop? 947 00:57:25,976 --> 00:57:29,379 It's widely documented that your father is no longer in the picture. 948 00:57:29,446 --> 00:57:34,118 Is this an exclusive that you are now back in contact with your deadbeat dad? 949 00:57:34,184 --> 00:57:36,120 JERRY: This interview is over. 950 00:57:36,186 --> 00:57:37,187 (BEEPS) 951 00:57:46,063 --> 00:57:47,364 Excuse me, sir? 952 00:57:47,431 --> 00:57:48,766 Can I help you? 953 00:57:48,833 --> 00:57:50,901 What happened to the boat that was docked here? 954 00:57:50,968 --> 00:57:53,237 Oh, don't worry about it. They caught the kid that stole it. 955 00:57:53,303 --> 00:57:55,472 They've got him down at the police station right now. 956 00:57:55,540 --> 00:57:59,409 Who would have thought a 14-year-old kid could hot-wire a boat? 957 00:58:02,880 --> 00:58:04,114 Thanks. 958 00:58:07,952 --> 00:58:13,558 * We're underwater It is flowing 959 00:58:13,624 --> 00:58:18,929 * Washing away the morning 960 00:58:21,532 --> 00:58:23,333 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 961 00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:24,434 Who are you? 962 00:58:24,501 --> 00:58:26,236 What? 963 00:58:26,303 --> 00:58:29,073 Don't play games with me. I know you're not Eddie, I know it. 964 00:58:29,139 --> 00:58:30,975 So you can tell me who you are, or you can wait 965 00:58:31,041 --> 00:58:33,744 until I call everybody else out here and they can ask you, too. 966 00:58:33,811 --> 00:58:35,646 So who are you? 967 00:58:35,713 --> 00:58:36,747 (SIGHS) 968 00:58:36,814 --> 00:58:38,182 Tom Canty. 969 00:58:38,849 --> 00:58:40,250 Where's Eddie? 970 00:58:40,317 --> 00:58:41,752 Somewhere in Palm Beach. 971 00:58:42,386 --> 00:58:43,854 How? 972 00:58:43,921 --> 00:58:47,257 Look, we switched places. It was a joke. 973 00:58:47,324 --> 00:58:49,159 And he was supposed to come back at the end of the day, 974 00:58:49,226 --> 00:58:50,595 but he never showed. 975 00:58:50,661 --> 00:58:53,197 I had no idea I'd end up in Miami. 976 00:58:53,263 --> 00:58:54,899 (BOTH SIGHING) 977 00:58:54,965 --> 00:58:56,100 Don't tell anyone. 978 00:58:56,166 --> 00:58:57,267 Don't tell? 979 00:58:57,334 --> 00:58:59,637 Eddie! 980 00:58:59,704 --> 00:59:02,072 Elizabeth, I need to speak to Eddie alone, please. Thank you. 981 00:59:02,139 --> 00:59:04,341 Sure. I was just leaving. 982 00:59:08,112 --> 00:59:11,215 Eddie, I need to know what's going on with you. 983 00:59:16,353 --> 00:59:18,522 Do you think I'm a bad mother? 984 00:59:18,589 --> 00:59:19,924 What? 985 00:59:19,990 --> 00:59:21,826 Look, I work really hard for you, Eddie. 986 00:59:21,892 --> 00:59:23,594 I work hard for us. 987 00:59:23,661 --> 00:59:24,895 Look, I'm sorry you don't have a father. 988 00:59:24,962 --> 00:59:27,932 I'm sorry you don't know who he is. 989 00:59:27,998 --> 00:59:29,667 Okay, you want to know about him? Fine. 990 00:59:29,734 --> 00:59:32,069 He was an actor who couldn't cut it. 991 00:59:32,136 --> 00:59:35,572 So he left the business, and so he left us. 992 00:59:35,640 --> 00:59:39,243 Okay, he left us before he knew you were in the picture. 993 00:59:39,309 --> 00:59:43,047 You're old enough to know that now. 994 00:59:43,113 --> 00:59:48,252 And I decided not to tell him about you because we are better off that way. 995 00:59:48,318 --> 00:59:50,655 Someday, when you're older, you'll understand that. 996 00:59:50,721 --> 00:59:52,489 But those are our secrets, Eddie. 997 00:59:52,556 --> 00:59:54,591 These are not things that you tell people on TV. 998 00:59:54,659 --> 00:59:56,060 I mean, what is this story that you made up 999 00:59:56,126 --> 00:59:59,764 about your father buying you your underwear? 1000 00:59:59,830 --> 01:00:01,231 And let me tell you something else. 1001 01:00:01,298 --> 01:00:03,333 If you ever leave me another freaky voice message 1002 01:00:03,400 --> 01:00:06,470 saying that you're trapped in some crazy man's house in Palm Beach, 1003 01:00:06,536 --> 01:00:08,005 oh, you're going to get it. 1004 01:00:08,072 --> 01:00:09,506 Do you understand? 1005 01:00:09,573 --> 01:00:10,574 Do you understand me? 1006 01:00:10,641 --> 01:00:12,643 Yes, yes. I'm sorry. 1007 01:00:12,710 --> 01:00:16,613 You know, you are really starting to freak me out, Eddie! Just knock it off! 1008 01:00:24,254 --> 01:00:27,725 I didn't steal it. It's my boat! 1009 01:00:27,792 --> 01:00:29,660 No dice, kid. 1010 01:00:29,727 --> 01:00:33,097 You better start piping up and tell us who to call to bail you out. 1011 01:00:33,163 --> 01:00:35,800 Either that or you spend the night here. 1012 01:00:35,866 --> 01:00:37,534 MILES: Don't scare the kid. 1013 01:00:37,601 --> 01:00:41,005 You know very well he's a minor with no previous charges. 1014 01:00:41,071 --> 01:00:42,639 He didn't even get that far in the darn boat. 1015 01:00:42,707 --> 01:00:44,241 WOMAN: Oh, wow. 1016 01:00:44,308 --> 01:00:48,345 You're that guy. You were on that show. I remember you. 1017 01:00:50,881 --> 01:00:52,382 Come on, Tom. 1018 01:00:55,419 --> 01:00:59,023 I posted bail for you, and I didn't tell your Pop, okay? 1019 01:00:59,089 --> 01:01:01,025 Come on, let's hear it. What was that line you used to say 1020 01:01:01,091 --> 01:01:03,427 at the beginning of every show? 1021 01:01:05,595 --> 01:01:07,798 Burt Donavan, Miami Squad. 1022 01:01:07,865 --> 01:01:09,433 You know, I remember that show. 1023 01:01:09,499 --> 01:01:14,004 You were a huge star. A real mean guy, too. 1024 01:01:14,071 --> 01:01:18,675 I brought my kid to the set one day because he just wanted to say hello, 1025 01:01:18,743 --> 01:01:21,846 and you treated us like two pieces of garbage. 1026 01:01:21,912 --> 01:01:23,848 You're beginning to see the light. 1027 01:01:23,914 --> 01:01:25,783 I guess you could say that. 1028 01:01:26,984 --> 01:01:28,652 How long have you lived down here? 1029 01:01:28,719 --> 01:01:30,955 About 10 years. 1030 01:01:31,021 --> 01:01:32,890 Well, Palm Beach is a nice place to retire to 1031 01:01:32,957 --> 01:01:35,159 when your career goes in the toilet. 1032 01:01:35,225 --> 01:01:37,294 Oh, but maybe if you weren't such a jerk, 1033 01:01:37,361 --> 01:01:39,396 your career wouldn't be in the toilet. 1034 01:01:39,463 --> 01:01:42,432 Can we just please finish up the paperwork? 1035 01:01:46,436 --> 01:01:48,538 You're the kid's legal guardian? 1036 01:01:48,605 --> 01:01:51,475 Uh... No. 1037 01:01:51,541 --> 01:01:54,511 Then I can't let him go with you. 1038 01:01:54,578 --> 01:01:59,984 Maybe I could make a donation to your benevolent association or... 1039 01:02:00,050 --> 01:02:04,388 Oh, yeah. You probably make a lot of money on those rerun checks, huh? 1040 01:02:04,454 --> 01:02:06,256 How much of a donation? 1041 01:02:06,323 --> 01:02:08,058 I don't know, about 200 bucks? 1042 01:02:08,959 --> 01:02:10,527 How about $500? 1043 01:02:12,930 --> 01:02:14,064 Fine. 1044 01:02:14,932 --> 01:02:16,333 Uh... 1045 01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:18,268 Who do I make this out to? 1046 01:02:18,335 --> 01:02:20,170 The Police Athletic League. 1047 01:02:21,438 --> 01:02:25,175 For the kids, since you like kids so much. 1048 01:02:26,176 --> 01:02:27,577 Right, kid? 1049 01:02:30,247 --> 01:02:32,149 Here you go. 1050 01:02:32,216 --> 01:02:34,651 You have a nice day. 1051 01:02:34,718 --> 01:02:36,520 Thank you, Officers. 1052 01:02:42,759 --> 01:02:44,728 Don't worry, I'll pay you back. 1053 01:02:44,795 --> 01:02:46,730 Well, as soon as I get to Miami. 1054 01:02:46,797 --> 01:02:50,200 Tom, you are not going to Miami. 1055 01:02:50,267 --> 01:02:53,337 Now, look. I know you've had it hard, losing your parents, 1056 01:02:53,403 --> 01:02:55,639 and having to live with your grandfather. 1057 01:02:55,705 --> 01:02:58,075 I know that can take a huge toll on a kid. 1058 01:02:58,142 --> 01:03:00,811 But listen to me. You've got to stop this. 1059 01:03:00,878 --> 01:03:02,612 You've got to pull yourself together 1060 01:03:02,679 --> 01:03:05,816 because I'd hate to see you end up in some sort of hospital. 1061 01:03:05,883 --> 01:03:09,019 But you keep hot-wiring heavy machinery, that's where they're going to send you. 1062 01:03:09,086 --> 01:03:11,721 Or juvie hall. 1063 01:03:11,788 --> 01:03:15,059 Now, it's just a matter of time before your Pop finds out what you did. 1064 01:03:15,125 --> 01:03:17,794 Let's just go home and deal with it, okay? 1065 01:03:17,862 --> 01:03:19,663 I'm not going anywhere but Miami. 1066 01:03:19,729 --> 01:03:23,367 Look, I just spent a lot of money on you. You're going to do what I tell you. 1067 01:03:23,433 --> 01:03:26,303 You're not my dad! 1068 01:03:26,370 --> 01:03:30,640 No, I'm not your dad, but I care about you. 1069 01:03:33,643 --> 01:03:35,112 Why? 1070 01:03:35,179 --> 01:03:36,613 What do you mean, why? 1071 01:03:36,680 --> 01:03:38,615 Because you're a good kid. 1072 01:03:38,682 --> 01:03:42,286 And I don't want to see you get in any more trouble than you already are. 1073 01:03:42,352 --> 01:03:44,054 Now, come on. Let's go. 1074 01:03:44,121 --> 01:03:46,223 You can't walk to Miami. 1075 01:03:52,196 --> 01:03:55,165 * I'm not trying to find love * 1076 01:03:55,232 --> 01:03:56,333 Hi. 1077 01:03:56,400 --> 01:03:57,434 Hi. 1078 01:03:57,501 --> 01:04:00,938 Hey, thanks for not saying anything. 1079 01:04:01,005 --> 01:04:03,773 It's okay. What are you gonna do? 1080 01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:06,543 I have no idea. 1081 01:04:06,610 --> 01:04:09,679 I tried to tell them I'm not Eddie, and they think I'm going crazy. 1082 01:04:09,746 --> 01:04:11,916 And now Eddie's left behind somewhere 1083 01:04:11,982 --> 01:04:14,084 and who knows what kind of trouble he's in. 1084 01:04:14,151 --> 01:04:16,553 I think you did Eddie a favor. 1085 01:04:16,620 --> 01:04:18,455 You do? Yeah. 1086 01:04:18,522 --> 01:04:19,756 Why? 1087 01:04:19,823 --> 01:04:22,292 Because he was about to get fired. 1088 01:04:23,460 --> 01:04:25,762 Everybody knew it. 1089 01:04:25,829 --> 01:04:28,098 Everybody except Eddie. 1090 01:04:28,165 --> 01:04:31,001 Now they're not saying that anymore. 1091 01:04:31,068 --> 01:04:34,071 Well, I'm not sure how much longer I can keep this little game up. 1092 01:04:34,138 --> 01:04:36,974 Well, we have to keep it up and pretend that everything's normal. 1093 01:04:37,041 --> 01:04:40,477 I mean, at least until we figure out how to get Eddie back. 1094 01:04:40,544 --> 01:04:42,479 Yeah. 1095 01:04:42,546 --> 01:04:45,115 Pops is probably really sad. 1096 01:04:45,182 --> 01:04:46,883 Why don't you call him? 1097 01:04:46,951 --> 01:04:48,852 Then what? 1098 01:04:48,919 --> 01:04:50,120 Ask him to come get you? 1099 01:04:50,187 --> 01:04:52,322 Then what? 1100 01:04:52,389 --> 01:04:54,791 Eddie will really be fired if they found out he pulled a stunt like this. 1101 01:04:54,858 --> 01:04:56,660 And on top of that... 1102 01:04:57,962 --> 01:04:59,629 What? 1103 01:04:59,696 --> 01:05:03,500 He's gonna be really mad! I'm dead! 1104 01:05:06,270 --> 01:05:09,206 (WITH AN ENGLISH ACCENT) It's not funny, milady. It's not. 1105 01:05:12,476 --> 01:05:14,211 Oh, so you like accents? 1106 01:05:14,278 --> 01:05:15,345 Well, how about... 1107 01:05:15,412 --> 01:05:17,881 (SPEAKS IN FRENCH) 1108 01:05:20,384 --> 01:05:22,286 I can even do New York. 1109 01:05:22,352 --> 01:05:25,555 Hey, yo, babe. You know, you and I could go out for coffee. 1110 01:05:25,622 --> 01:05:28,525 Am I dreaming, or are you two getting along? 1111 01:05:29,793 --> 01:05:31,828 No, I hate him. 1112 01:05:33,797 --> 01:05:34,999 Women. 1113 01:05:37,234 --> 01:05:39,436 I'm going to find that kid and knock him out. 1114 01:05:39,503 --> 01:05:41,238 And go back to my life. 1115 01:05:41,305 --> 01:05:43,974 That little punk won't be in my shoes much longer. 1116 01:05:44,041 --> 01:05:46,210 And you can't force me to stay here, either. 1117 01:05:46,276 --> 01:05:50,280 I'm telling you, I'm only here to figure out a way to sneak away again. 1118 01:05:50,347 --> 01:05:52,816 And this time, I won't get caught. 1119 01:06:01,891 --> 01:06:03,360 Are you out of your mind? 1120 01:06:03,427 --> 01:06:04,861 Oh, no. 1121 01:06:04,928 --> 01:06:06,730 You know what I just heard? 1122 01:06:06,796 --> 01:06:10,500 That some kid claiming to be a movie star tried to steal a boat 1123 01:06:10,567 --> 01:06:14,538 out of the marina this morning, and he looked a lot like my grandson. 1124 01:06:14,604 --> 01:06:17,474 And then some washed up actor bailed him out. 1125 01:06:17,541 --> 01:06:18,775 Now, I want to know what's going on. 1126 01:06:18,842 --> 01:06:20,010 Hey, come on, now. 1127 01:06:20,077 --> 01:06:21,878 Go a little easy on the kid, will you? 1128 01:06:21,945 --> 01:06:24,881 You're not his family! Don't tell me how to raise my grandson! 1129 01:06:24,948 --> 01:06:27,851 Come on. For Christ's sake. 1130 01:06:27,917 --> 01:06:30,054 Do you wanna ruin the whole family? 1131 01:06:30,120 --> 01:06:31,488 And then people are going to come... 1132 01:06:32,456 --> 01:06:33,957 Hey, Billy. How's it going? 1133 01:06:34,024 --> 01:06:35,459 Oh, not bad. Knock them dead today. 1134 01:06:35,525 --> 01:06:37,594 Absolutely. 1135 01:06:37,661 --> 01:06:38,662 Hi, Eddie. Hi. 1136 01:06:38,728 --> 01:06:39,796 Good work, Eddie. How you doing? 1137 01:06:39,863 --> 01:06:41,831 Hey, Eddie. Hey, Billy. 1138 01:06:41,898 --> 01:06:43,133 Great job yesterday, Eddie. 1139 01:06:43,200 --> 01:06:44,568 Thank you. 1140 01:06:44,634 --> 01:06:46,336 You were great, too, Elizabeth. Yeah, thanks. 1141 01:06:46,403 --> 01:06:48,205 Now, listen, you know your scenes for today, right? 1142 01:06:48,272 --> 01:06:49,839 JERRY: Hey, Nick. 1143 01:06:49,906 --> 01:06:52,709 Yes, Jerry. What can I do for you? 1144 01:06:52,776 --> 01:06:54,578 I just wanted to tell you before somebody else did. 1145 01:06:54,644 --> 01:06:57,081 There was a little problem in Palm Beach with Eddie's speedboat. 1146 01:06:57,147 --> 01:06:59,149 Some kid claiming to be Eddie tried to steal it. 1147 01:06:59,216 --> 01:07:01,818 It's all taken care of. They arrested the kid, the boat is safe, 1148 01:07:01,885 --> 01:07:06,423 and it's on its way here just like Harlin requested. So it should be a smooth day. 1149 01:07:06,490 --> 01:07:08,525 Okay, good, 'cause you know the producers are here today, right? 1150 01:07:08,592 --> 01:07:10,060 I know. 1151 01:07:10,127 --> 01:07:13,063 What happened to Eddie? I mean the kid who stole my boat. 1152 01:07:13,130 --> 01:07:15,799 I don't know. Some old movie star bailed him out. 1153 01:07:15,865 --> 01:07:18,668 It's a bizarre town. I'm so glad we're out of there. 1154 01:07:18,735 --> 01:07:20,470 And you are, too, aren't you, Eddie? 1155 01:07:20,537 --> 01:07:22,839 Yeah, sure. 1156 01:07:22,906 --> 01:07:26,743 Listen, darling, your boat's gonna be here any second, now. 1157 01:07:26,810 --> 01:07:28,712 This is a big day, today. 1158 01:07:28,778 --> 01:07:30,647 We don't want to mess it up, do we? 1159 01:07:31,515 --> 01:07:32,849 No. Good. 1160 01:07:32,916 --> 01:07:33,983 Listen, I've got to talk to you. 1161 01:07:34,050 --> 01:07:35,485 JERRY: All right. 1162 01:07:37,721 --> 01:07:40,657 Now, look, just listen to me. You will work with me when I say. 1163 01:07:40,724 --> 01:07:42,659 Here's your $20 you earned. 1164 01:07:42,726 --> 01:07:45,862 You will pay Miles back. You will not join that acting club. 1165 01:07:45,929 --> 01:07:47,697 You will not wear that gel in your hair, 1166 01:07:47,764 --> 01:07:49,699 and you will not get in trouble in school. 1167 01:07:49,766 --> 01:07:51,801 Do you hear me, Tom? 1168 01:07:51,868 --> 01:07:55,339 Things were all right with us till a year ago. Then what happened? 1169 01:07:55,405 --> 01:07:57,307 When are you going to get over this acting stuff, huh? 1170 01:07:57,374 --> 01:07:59,276 What is that? A phase? 1171 01:07:59,343 --> 01:08:01,378 (SIGHS) 1172 01:08:01,445 --> 01:08:04,881 I don't know how to do this. I wish your mother was here, you know? 1173 01:08:07,050 --> 01:08:08,985 All I can do is ground you. 1174 01:08:09,052 --> 01:08:12,122 All right, I want you to go to your room and stay there until I tell you to come out. 1175 01:08:12,189 --> 01:08:13,823 Come on! 1176 01:08:13,890 --> 01:08:18,328 And what do I always say to you? I only push you 'cause I love you, kid! 1177 01:08:18,395 --> 01:08:20,864 I only push you 'cause I love you! 1178 01:08:23,567 --> 01:08:25,135 Go to your bed! 1179 01:08:41,285 --> 01:08:43,019 (PHONE DIALING) 1180 01:08:44,821 --> 01:08:46,290 (SIGHS) 1181 01:08:46,356 --> 01:08:47,391 (BEEPING) 1182 01:08:47,457 --> 01:08:49,626 Mom. It's me, Eddie. 1183 01:08:49,693 --> 01:08:52,496 All right, look. I forgive you for leaving me behind, 1184 01:08:52,562 --> 01:08:56,866 but whoever the kid is pretending to be me on the set, isn't me. 1185 01:08:56,933 --> 01:08:59,503 His name is Tom. That's all I know. 1186 01:08:59,569 --> 01:09:03,039 You have to kick him off the set and come back to get me in Palm Beach. 1187 01:09:03,106 --> 01:09:07,244 I'm with some crazy old man named Pop. 1188 01:09:07,311 --> 01:09:11,915 Just... This time I'm serious. All right. Bye. 1189 01:09:29,999 --> 01:09:32,669 Where do you come off lying to me about my grandson? 1190 01:09:32,736 --> 01:09:33,903 I never lied to you. 1191 01:09:33,970 --> 01:09:35,339 You knew he wasn't at the ball field! 1192 01:09:35,405 --> 01:09:38,242 You stay away from the kid. You hear me? I don't trust you! 1193 01:09:38,308 --> 01:09:41,445 Look, he was gonna run away. 1194 01:09:41,511 --> 01:09:45,014 Now, I don't know if he's really gone crazy or if he's just pretending, 1195 01:09:45,081 --> 01:09:47,451 but either way, he wants out. 1196 01:09:47,517 --> 01:09:50,820 And if you keep pushing him, that's where he's going to go. 1197 01:09:50,887 --> 01:09:53,223 You hear me, you stubborn old man? 1198 01:09:53,290 --> 01:09:55,625 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1199 01:09:59,396 --> 01:10:01,365 * All you have learned 1200 01:10:01,431 --> 01:10:02,566 Where do you think he's going? 1201 01:10:02,632 --> 01:10:03,700 Miami. 1202 01:10:03,767 --> 01:10:05,369 Miami? Yeah! 1203 01:10:05,435 --> 01:10:09,906 * You have already chosen your road 1204 01:10:11,241 --> 01:10:17,714 * You are already halfway home 1205 01:10:17,781 --> 01:10:22,151 * You have already chosen your road 1206 01:10:23,920 --> 01:10:27,991 * You are already halfway home * 1207 01:10:28,057 --> 01:10:29,659 (TELEPHONE RINGING) 1208 01:10:29,726 --> 01:10:30,760 There's no answer. 1209 01:10:30,827 --> 01:10:31,828 Leave a message. 1210 01:10:31,895 --> 01:10:33,196 No. Yes! 1211 01:10:33,263 --> 01:10:34,364 Fine. 1212 01:10:34,431 --> 01:10:36,199 (BEEPS) 1213 01:10:36,266 --> 01:10:39,636 Hi, Pop. It's Tom. 1214 01:10:39,703 --> 01:10:41,571 I'm really sorry, 1215 01:10:41,638 --> 01:10:44,173 but I switched places with Eddie Tudor, the movie star, 1216 01:10:44,240 --> 01:10:48,478 and now I'm in Miami on his movie set with no way to get home. 1217 01:10:48,545 --> 01:10:50,780 Could you pick me up? 1218 01:10:50,847 --> 01:10:55,018 Well, I'm really sorry, and I hope you're not upset. 1219 01:10:56,052 --> 01:10:57,287 Thanks. 1220 01:10:59,856 --> 01:11:01,925 I'm a dead kid. 1221 01:11:01,991 --> 01:11:05,462 Well, we don't have to keep it up for too much longer. 1222 01:11:06,830 --> 01:11:08,765 Are you gonna go back to Palm Beach? 1223 01:11:08,832 --> 01:11:10,700 Yeah, I guess. 1224 01:11:12,035 --> 01:11:14,037 You know, we could still e-mail. 1225 01:11:14,103 --> 01:11:16,039 Yeah, that'd be cool. 1226 01:11:17,774 --> 01:11:21,144 You know, you're really good at this. 1227 01:11:21,210 --> 01:11:22,579 At what? 1228 01:11:22,646 --> 01:11:23,947 At being Eddie. 1229 01:11:24,013 --> 01:11:27,851 I mean, you're a better Eddie than Eddie ever was. 1230 01:11:27,917 --> 01:11:30,320 Yeah, but you know what? I'm not Eddie. 1231 01:11:30,387 --> 01:11:34,090 And he's probably out there somewhere, maybe even arrested. 1232 01:11:35,492 --> 01:11:37,661 Yeah, you're probably right. 1233 01:11:39,896 --> 01:11:42,932 EDDIE: Veggie burger, please. Thank you. 1234 01:11:54,711 --> 01:11:57,981 Yeah, hi. The Eddie Tudor production that was shooting at your studio, 1235 01:11:58,047 --> 01:12:02,118 they moved down to Miami. Do you know which studio they moved to? 1236 01:12:04,020 --> 01:12:06,956 Thank you. Thank you very much. 1237 01:12:07,023 --> 01:12:08,792 Are you sure this is where he's going? 1238 01:12:08,858 --> 01:12:10,360 That's where he said he was going, 1239 01:12:10,427 --> 01:12:13,329 no matter what I did to try and stop him. 1240 01:12:13,397 --> 01:12:17,166 He wants to be Eddie Tudor, and he's going to the movie set to be him. 1241 01:12:17,233 --> 01:12:19,736 And what if he gets there and chickens out? 1242 01:12:19,803 --> 01:12:22,506 You don't know Tom very well, do you? 1243 01:12:29,879 --> 01:12:31,915 We fixed your laser, and all your props will be ready 1244 01:12:31,981 --> 01:12:33,383 in your trailer within the next hour. 1245 01:12:33,450 --> 01:12:34,818 Oh, thank you. 1246 01:12:36,119 --> 01:12:37,687 How are you doing, my man? 1247 01:12:37,754 --> 01:12:38,922 (SIGHS) 1248 01:12:38,988 --> 01:12:41,725 All right. Look, I'm not Eddie. 1249 01:12:41,791 --> 01:12:43,359 Oh. 1250 01:12:43,427 --> 01:12:46,496 I think he stole his boat back to get here. 1251 01:12:46,563 --> 01:12:50,233 And he might be arrested, he might be in some crazy man's basement, 1252 01:12:50,299 --> 01:12:52,569 or he might be with Miles. Hey, I don't know. 1253 01:12:52,636 --> 01:12:54,871 All I know is that I am not him. 1254 01:12:54,938 --> 01:12:58,107 You were doing so good. What the heck happened? 1255 01:12:58,174 --> 01:13:00,109 You said I could go back to Palm Beach. 1256 01:13:00,176 --> 01:13:02,879 I want to go now. I'm not Eddie. 1257 01:13:02,946 --> 01:13:05,615 You know what? Today is not the day. 1258 01:13:05,682 --> 01:13:07,717 And, quite frankly, I don't care who you are. 1259 01:13:07,784 --> 01:13:10,920 Just act like a professional, do your job, finish the day, 1260 01:13:10,987 --> 01:13:14,123 and then maybe I'll think about taking you to Palm Beach. 1261 01:13:14,190 --> 01:13:16,426 You said that yesterday, you liar! 1262 01:13:16,493 --> 01:13:18,695 FIRST A.D.: First team! 1263 01:13:18,762 --> 01:13:23,032 Look, they all love you today. Just give them what they want. 1264 01:13:23,099 --> 01:13:24,934 Maybe you'll still have a career. 1265 01:13:25,001 --> 01:13:26,536 What the... Eddie! Can we get Eddie on set, please? 1266 01:13:26,603 --> 01:13:28,872 Take him away. Eddie, what the heck is this message? 1267 01:13:28,938 --> 01:13:30,540 Uh... I don't know. I gotta go on set. 1268 01:13:30,607 --> 01:13:33,209 I'll talk to you later. No, Eddie, wait! 1269 01:13:41,785 --> 01:13:42,952 Good afternoon, gentlemen. 1270 01:13:43,019 --> 01:13:44,153 Yeah, hi. 1271 01:13:44,220 --> 01:13:45,455 We want to go to a movie set. 1272 01:13:45,522 --> 01:13:46,756 Which one? 1273 01:13:46,823 --> 01:13:49,726 Actually, we're extras on the Eddie Tudor project. 1274 01:13:49,793 --> 01:13:52,428 They didn't tell us where we're supposed to report. 1275 01:13:52,496 --> 01:13:53,730 Spy Teen III? 1276 01:13:53,797 --> 01:13:54,998 That's it. 1277 01:13:55,064 --> 01:13:57,333 Has there been a kid claiming to be Eddie Tudor 1278 01:13:57,400 --> 01:13:59,469 trying to sneak in here, yet? 1279 01:13:59,536 --> 01:14:01,738 No, sir, not yet. 1280 01:14:01,805 --> 01:14:02,806 Section 3, gentlemen. 1281 01:14:02,872 --> 01:14:04,107 Oh, thank you. 1282 01:14:15,485 --> 01:14:18,988 Hey. I'm with those guys. 1283 01:14:19,055 --> 01:14:21,891 You must be pretending to be Eddie Tudor. 1284 01:14:22,959 --> 01:14:23,960 Uh... 1285 01:14:24,427 --> 01:14:25,662 Section 3. 1286 01:14:25,729 --> 01:14:26,896 Thanks. 1287 01:14:29,599 --> 01:14:34,203 Now, Eddie, big, big scene, okay? This is it. I don't have a lot of time. 1288 01:14:34,270 --> 01:14:37,541 I need you to get this in one, maybe two for me, okay? Can you do that? 1289 01:14:37,607 --> 01:14:39,142 Uh... Yeah, I... 1290 01:14:39,208 --> 01:14:40,810 Great, buddy. Let's go! Let's get this. 1291 01:14:40,877 --> 01:14:42,378 Okay, look. I talked it over with Charles, 1292 01:14:42,445 --> 01:14:45,148 and he said if you want to do two front flips, it's fine. 1293 01:14:45,214 --> 01:14:47,617 But the tumble has to be sped up. 1294 01:14:47,684 --> 01:14:49,753 The timing has to be right or it won't look real, okay? 1295 01:14:49,819 --> 01:14:51,454 I will not compromise timing. 1296 01:14:51,521 --> 01:14:53,657 You have a problem with this, you can talk to your director. 1297 01:14:53,723 --> 01:14:56,325 Honestly, I've been with you since you were five, doing stunts. 1298 01:14:56,392 --> 01:14:57,994 What is the problem, all of a sudden? 1299 01:14:58,061 --> 01:14:59,929 Okay, okay. Relax, relax. 1300 01:14:59,996 --> 01:15:01,831 We've got a sequence to shoot. 1301 01:15:01,898 --> 01:15:03,099 Now, are you set on two flips? 1302 01:15:03,166 --> 01:15:04,901 Uh, uh... Okay, then, it's settled. 1303 01:15:04,968 --> 01:15:06,369 Just speed up the tumble. 1304 01:15:06,435 --> 01:15:07,771 Can you speed up the tumble? 1305 01:15:07,837 --> 01:15:09,205 Yeah, speed up the rumble. Got it. 1306 01:15:09,272 --> 01:15:10,607 Tumble. Tumble. 1307 01:15:10,674 --> 01:15:13,076 He's not ready. We have professional stuntmen to do this. 1308 01:15:13,142 --> 01:15:15,311 Why you don't do that? That's crazy. 1309 01:15:15,378 --> 01:15:18,081 Okay. Relax, relax. 1310 01:15:18,147 --> 01:15:21,450 Okay, remember, 1311 01:15:21,517 --> 01:15:25,855 Evil Darkness will hurl you through the air at top speed. 1312 01:15:25,922 --> 01:15:30,927 You'll land into the tumble, and at twice the timing, 1313 01:15:30,994 --> 01:15:33,396 catapult yourself into two front flips, 1314 01:15:33,462 --> 01:15:35,832 which I think is egregious, but it's fine. 1315 01:15:35,899 --> 01:15:38,334 Bounce back to your feet. Big finish. 1316 01:15:38,401 --> 01:15:42,305 Jump into the racecar and drive away, huh? Should be lovely. 1317 01:15:42,371 --> 01:15:44,741 You ready for rehearsal? 1318 01:15:44,808 --> 01:15:46,342 Rehearsal's up! 1319 01:15:46,409 --> 01:15:49,445 I don't think, I mean... Well, I am thinking about it, but... 1320 01:15:49,512 --> 01:15:50,647 Get out of my way! 1321 01:15:50,714 --> 01:15:53,216 Hey! Stop, you punk! 1322 01:15:53,282 --> 01:15:55,018 Oh, thank God. 1323 01:15:55,084 --> 01:15:56,152 Tom? 1324 01:15:56,219 --> 01:15:57,386 Pop? 1325 01:15:57,453 --> 01:15:58,554 Mom! 1326 01:15:58,622 --> 01:15:59,689 Eddie? 1327 01:15:59,756 --> 01:16:00,857 Julia? 1328 01:16:00,924 --> 01:16:02,191 Miles. 1329 01:16:02,258 --> 01:16:03,993 Oh, my God. 1330 01:16:04,060 --> 01:16:05,261 Julia. 1331 01:16:06,863 --> 01:16:08,497 I'm Harlin now. 1332 01:16:10,066 --> 01:16:11,334 Mom? 1333 01:16:11,400 --> 01:16:12,636 Then who are you? 1334 01:16:13,737 --> 01:16:16,606 I tried to tell you. I'm Tom Canty. 1335 01:16:17,641 --> 01:16:19,075 You're dead! 1336 01:16:20,243 --> 01:16:21,244 (GROANS) 1337 01:16:22,846 --> 01:16:24,881 Wait, wait. Come back here. 1338 01:16:27,150 --> 01:16:29,719 Hey! We've got a scene to shoot. 1339 01:16:43,767 --> 01:16:47,136 * I'm walking on sunshine Whoa 1340 01:16:47,203 --> 01:16:50,506 * I'm walking on sunshine Whoa 1341 01:16:50,573 --> 01:16:54,210 * And don't it feel good? All right, now 1342 01:16:54,277 --> 01:16:55,645 * And don't it feel good? 1343 01:16:55,712 --> 01:16:57,747 * I say, I say I say it again now 1344 01:16:57,814 --> 01:17:00,283 * And don't it feel good? 1345 01:17:00,349 --> 01:17:02,686 * All right, now And don't it feel good? 1346 01:17:02,752 --> 01:17:04,287 * It's time, it's time It's time, it's time 1347 01:17:04,353 --> 01:17:08,825 * It's time, it's time to feel good * 1348 01:17:16,299 --> 01:17:17,934 You took my identity. 1349 01:17:18,001 --> 01:17:19,602 They switched locations. 1350 01:17:19,669 --> 01:17:22,505 I got kidnapped by your creepy grandpa. 1351 01:17:22,571 --> 01:17:25,341 And I got yelled at by your mom a lot. 1352 01:17:28,611 --> 01:17:32,749 Oh, my God. Eddie! 1353 01:17:32,816 --> 01:17:36,585 Eddie! Come here. Eddie! Eddie! I mean, Eddie. Eddie! 1354 01:17:36,652 --> 01:17:38,722 I mean... Eddie. Mom. 1355 01:17:38,788 --> 01:17:40,757 (PANTING) 1356 01:17:40,824 --> 01:17:43,126 I didn't know that that wasn't you. 1357 01:17:43,192 --> 01:17:44,193 That's horrible! 1358 01:17:44,260 --> 01:17:45,328 I know. 1359 01:17:47,831 --> 01:17:49,365 I am so sorry. 1360 01:17:50,533 --> 01:17:53,369 I am so sorry. I am... Okay, listen. 1361 01:17:53,436 --> 01:17:54,871 I have to tell you something. 1362 01:17:54,938 --> 01:17:57,273 What? 1363 01:17:57,340 --> 01:18:00,276 I know you push me hard because you love me. 1364 01:18:02,812 --> 01:18:06,282 Yes, baby. It's because I love you. 1365 01:18:11,587 --> 01:18:13,356 Because I love you. 1366 01:18:26,870 --> 01:18:28,071 I missed you, Jerry. 1367 01:18:28,137 --> 01:18:29,773 Oh, I missed you, too, Eddie. 1368 01:18:33,642 --> 01:18:36,980 Tom? Wait a minute. Are you Tom? 1369 01:18:37,046 --> 01:18:39,248 Yeah, Pop. It's me. 1370 01:18:39,315 --> 01:18:40,649 Why isn't that you? 1371 01:18:40,716 --> 01:18:42,318 It's a long story. 1372 01:18:42,385 --> 01:18:43,419 (SIGHS) 1373 01:18:43,486 --> 01:18:45,254 I don't get it. 1374 01:18:45,321 --> 01:18:47,323 I'll tell you everything later. 1375 01:18:49,725 --> 01:18:51,027 Hey, Miles. 1376 01:18:51,094 --> 01:18:52,929 Hey, Tom. 1377 01:18:52,996 --> 01:18:54,430 You really did it this time, huh? 1378 01:18:54,497 --> 01:18:55,865 I know. 1379 01:19:01,070 --> 01:19:02,571 I love you, kid. I love you. 1380 01:19:02,638 --> 01:19:03,873 I'm proud of you, buddy. 1381 01:19:03,940 --> 01:19:07,911 So you're... You're Eddie, he's not. 1382 01:19:07,977 --> 01:19:12,381 Look, I just need someone to shoot this scene. So let's get on with it. 1383 01:19:13,082 --> 01:19:14,617 Oh, yeah. 1384 01:19:14,683 --> 01:19:16,152 Okay. Go get them, tiger! 1385 01:19:16,219 --> 01:19:17,753 Go get them, baby. 1386 01:19:17,821 --> 01:19:19,355 (EVIL DARKNESS WHIRRING) 1387 01:19:19,422 --> 01:19:20,123 (EVIL DARKNESS MUMBLING IN A ROBOTIC VOICE) 1388 01:19:20,189 --> 01:19:21,424 Harlin. 1389 01:19:23,259 --> 01:19:25,661 Now, that's what I call a family. 1390 01:19:43,079 --> 01:19:45,081 (ROBOT MUMBLING) 1391 01:19:58,261 --> 01:20:00,163 I had no idea you had a son, Julia. 1392 01:20:00,229 --> 01:20:02,065 My name's Harlin. 1393 01:20:02,932 --> 01:20:03,967 No, it's not. 1394 01:20:04,033 --> 01:20:05,068 Yes, it is... 1395 01:20:06,735 --> 01:20:07,837 ...not. 1396 01:20:10,506 --> 01:20:13,142 You know, when I... 1397 01:20:13,209 --> 01:20:16,679 When I left town, I didn't... 1398 01:20:16,745 --> 01:20:19,115 I didn't... Miles, don't. 1399 01:20:19,182 --> 01:20:22,551 Really, I'm not looking for an explanation. No. 1400 01:20:22,618 --> 01:20:25,221 It was because of me. 1401 01:20:25,288 --> 01:20:28,057 Because I was no good for either of us. 1402 01:20:33,930 --> 01:20:37,466 Eddie's a great kid. Talented, too. 1403 01:20:37,533 --> 01:20:41,404 I got to know him a little bit when I thought he was Tom. 1404 01:20:42,338 --> 01:20:45,008 Yeah, he's really dramatic. 1405 01:20:45,074 --> 01:20:48,044 Guess he gets that from me, huh? Hmm. Hmm. 1406 01:20:48,111 --> 01:20:49,946 Yeah, those crazy kids. He's your son. 1407 01:20:50,013 --> 01:20:51,014 (CLEARS THROAT) 1408 01:20:53,917 --> 01:20:55,318 What? Hmm, what? 1409 01:20:57,453 --> 01:20:58,721 (STUTTERING) 1410 01:21:00,056 --> 01:21:01,190 Yeah. 1411 01:21:03,092 --> 01:21:07,163 I didn't tell you because I just figured you really wouldn't care. 1412 01:21:07,230 --> 01:21:09,065 I mean, you left, so... 1413 01:21:09,132 --> 01:21:13,202 Well, that might have been valuable information for me to have. 1414 01:21:13,269 --> 01:21:15,071 I might have stayed. 1415 01:21:16,605 --> 01:21:18,707 Yeah, well, now you know. 1416 01:21:20,376 --> 01:21:24,447 I owe you a big apology, you little actor, you. 1417 01:21:24,513 --> 01:21:25,814 I tried to tell you. 1418 01:21:25,881 --> 01:21:27,783 You really did. 1419 01:21:27,850 --> 01:21:30,186 He really did try to tell me. 1420 01:21:30,253 --> 01:21:34,523 But now at least I know why you were so anxious to get back to Palm Beach. 1421 01:21:34,590 --> 01:21:37,760 So listen, I've been thinking. 1422 01:21:37,826 --> 01:21:39,695 You are a real natural. 1423 01:21:39,762 --> 01:21:41,597 Oh, thanks. 1424 01:21:41,664 --> 01:21:44,333 The kid's got talent. Did you know that? 1425 01:21:44,400 --> 01:21:46,102 And I've been thinking. 1426 01:21:46,169 --> 01:21:48,137 This production company's gonna do a remake of Prince and the Pauper, 1427 01:21:48,204 --> 01:21:51,640 Mark Twain's, and they were going to use a set of twins, 1428 01:21:51,707 --> 01:21:54,343 but I don't know about you, but I think 1429 01:21:54,410 --> 01:21:56,980 Tom and Eddie would be fantastic. 1430 01:21:57,046 --> 01:22:00,449 And let's face it, they fooled us. 1431 01:22:00,516 --> 01:22:03,953 Yeah, I guess they did. 1432 01:22:04,020 --> 01:22:06,555 So you want to do something like that? 1433 01:22:06,622 --> 01:22:09,092 I mean, act in a real film? 1434 01:22:09,158 --> 01:22:12,295 Hey, I'm good at it. 1435 01:22:12,361 --> 01:22:14,363 You could be good at anything, Thomas. 1436 01:22:14,430 --> 01:22:19,735 I want to know if it's what you want to do, you know? And even if it's hard. 1437 01:22:19,802 --> 01:22:20,936 Yeah. 1438 01:22:22,105 --> 01:22:23,139 (SIGHING) 1439 01:22:23,206 --> 01:22:25,141 No more landscaping? 1440 01:22:25,208 --> 01:22:27,076 No more landscaping. 1441 01:22:28,311 --> 01:22:30,613 I want to be in the movies. 1442 01:22:30,679 --> 01:22:32,648 Okay. Then... 1443 01:22:36,419 --> 01:22:37,953 Let's do it. 1444 01:22:38,021 --> 01:22:41,590 Oh, thank you, Pop! Thank you so much! You bet, kid. You bet. 1445 01:22:41,657 --> 01:22:42,958 Thank you, Jerry. 1446 01:22:43,026 --> 01:22:44,293 Oh, Tom. Mmm. 1447 01:22:51,800 --> 01:22:53,236 You having fun? 1448 01:22:53,302 --> 01:22:54,703 Yeah. 1449 01:22:54,770 --> 01:22:57,006 I'm actually glad to be back. 1450 01:22:58,841 --> 01:23:01,244 Sorry I took your car. 1451 01:23:01,310 --> 01:23:03,479 Sorry I didn't believe you. 1452 01:23:03,546 --> 01:23:07,383 Don't worry. I will pay you back for the bail and that stuff. 1453 01:23:09,718 --> 01:23:12,221 You don't worry about that. Really. 1454 01:23:16,192 --> 01:23:20,963 Oh, you know, you're a lot younger than I was when I first started doing this. 1455 01:23:22,531 --> 01:23:25,968 You know what the hardest lesson I ever learned was? 1456 01:23:26,035 --> 01:23:27,870 What? 1457 01:23:27,936 --> 01:23:31,374 Be gracious. Treat people with respect. 1458 01:23:32,041 --> 01:23:33,576 Do you do that? 1459 01:23:34,943 --> 01:23:36,445 I will now. 1460 01:23:38,347 --> 01:23:39,748 That's good. 1461 01:23:42,985 --> 01:23:44,420 That's good. 1462 01:23:52,861 --> 01:23:54,363 Thou lookest tired and hungry. 1463 01:23:54,430 --> 01:23:55,898 What is thy name? 1464 01:23:55,964 --> 01:23:58,767 Tom Canty, and it pleases thee, sir. 1465 01:23:58,834 --> 01:24:00,136 Where dost live? 1466 01:24:00,203 --> 01:24:01,870 Offal Court. 1467 01:24:01,937 --> 01:24:03,239 Come with me. 1468 01:24:03,306 --> 01:24:04,573 MILES: And cut! 1469 01:24:05,641 --> 01:24:08,244 That was great, guys. 1470 01:24:08,311 --> 01:24:11,747 That's a print. Beautiful, beautiful guys. 1471 01:24:11,814 --> 01:24:16,852 So the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree, does it? 1472 01:24:16,919 --> 01:24:18,554 No, I guess not. 1473 01:24:19,688 --> 01:24:21,257 That was a great job, Tom. 1474 01:24:21,324 --> 01:24:22,858 Thanks. 1475 01:24:22,925 --> 01:24:24,760 Yeah, you too, pig head. 1476 01:24:24,827 --> 01:24:26,295 Thanks for noticing, snot nose. 1477 01:24:26,362 --> 01:24:27,796 Just kidding. 1478 01:24:29,265 --> 01:24:34,103 * Skating on a dream Slamming into destiny 1479 01:24:35,738 --> 01:24:40,143 * Just when you think I won't make it past pretend 1480 01:24:40,209 --> 01:24:42,878 * Don't question it Oh! 1481 01:24:42,945 --> 01:24:44,913 * Here I go again 1482 01:24:45,881 --> 01:24:47,883 * Here I go again 1483 01:24:49,218 --> 01:24:51,820 * Here I go again 1484 01:24:51,887 --> 01:24:53,956 * Here I go again 1485 01:24:54,022 --> 01:24:58,060 * Believing real things happen 1486 01:24:58,127 --> 01:25:02,798 * Skating on a dream Slamming into destiny 1487 01:25:04,400 --> 01:25:06,068 * Just when you think 1488 01:25:06,135 --> 01:25:08,604 * I won't make it past pretend 1489 01:25:08,671 --> 01:25:10,573 * Don't question it Oh! 1490 01:25:10,639 --> 01:25:12,341 * Here I go again 1491 01:25:15,678 --> 01:25:17,213 Okay. Who wants what? 1492 01:25:17,280 --> 01:25:19,282 All right. I'll see you later. I want a hamburger. 1493 01:25:19,348 --> 01:25:20,783 I'll take a veggie dog. 1494 01:25:20,849 --> 01:25:22,618 One hamburger, one veggie dog. Coming up. 1495 01:25:22,685 --> 01:25:24,353 A what? 1496 01:25:24,420 --> 01:25:26,021 A veggie dog. 1497 01:25:26,088 --> 01:25:29,325 A veggie dog? What's a veggie dog? 1498 01:25:29,392 --> 01:25:32,228 You know, a hot dog made out of vegetables. 1499 01:25:32,828 --> 01:25:34,930 You're weird. 1500 01:25:34,997 --> 01:25:36,265 L.A. is pretty nice, huh? 1501 01:25:36,332 --> 01:25:39,535 Yeah, it's really hot. 1502 01:25:39,602 --> 01:25:41,804 And it's not humid like it is out in Florida. 1503 01:25:41,870 --> 01:25:43,672 Get used to it. 1504 01:25:43,739 --> 01:25:45,608 I do miss my lawn chair. 1505 01:25:45,674 --> 01:25:47,142 I bet you do. Sometimes. 1506 01:25:47,210 --> 01:25:48,477 MILES: So what do you guys want to do today? 1507 01:25:48,544 --> 01:25:49,745 TOM: You got a football? 1508 01:25:49,812 --> 01:25:52,248 Yeah. Yeah, let's play some football. 1509 01:25:54,483 --> 01:25:55,618 Hike! 1510 01:26:10,032 --> 01:26:15,904 * I know I can't always win I can't do anything 1511 01:26:15,971 --> 01:26:21,677 * I do more than dream, I think 1512 01:26:21,744 --> 01:26:27,350 * You make everything Everything just right 1513 01:26:29,117 --> 01:26:31,987 * So alive 1514 01:26:32,054 --> 01:26:36,725 * Life is good when you're around 1515 01:26:38,461 --> 01:26:41,597 * Nothing can bring me down 1516 01:26:43,399 --> 01:26:48,304 * I can't believe what I have found 1517 01:26:50,273 --> 01:26:53,376 * Nothing can hold me down 1518 01:27:00,283 --> 01:27:06,722 * One thing I have to know Just how far that we could go 1519 01:27:06,789 --> 01:27:11,860 * I want to go outside and show the whole world 1520 01:27:11,927 --> 01:27:17,366 * That everything I've got Some say is not a lot 1521 01:27:17,433 --> 01:27:21,637 * But it's what I want 1522 01:27:21,704 --> 01:27:26,074 * Life is good when you're around 1523 01:27:28,344 --> 01:27:31,314 * Nothing can bring me down 1524 01:27:31,380 --> 01:27:33,282 * Nothing can bring me down 1525 01:27:33,349 --> 01:27:38,120 * I can't believe what I have found 1526 01:27:39,988 --> 01:27:42,891 * Nothing can hold me down 1527 01:27:52,935 --> 01:27:56,539 * You wait to hear my call 1528 01:27:56,605 --> 01:27:59,107 * You know just what to say 1529 01:27:59,174 --> 01:28:02,678 * How could you be so cool? 1530 01:28:02,745 --> 01:28:07,149 * Life is good when you're around 1531 01:28:09,217 --> 01:28:14,122 * Nothing can bring me down * Nothing can bring down 1532 01:28:14,189 --> 01:28:19,328 * I can't believe what I have found 1533 01:28:20,963 --> 01:28:23,966 * Nothing can hold me down 1534 01:28:26,369 --> 01:28:30,739 * Life is good when you're around 1535 01:28:32,641 --> 01:28:37,546 * Nothing can bring me down * Nothing can bring down 1536 01:28:37,613 --> 01:28:42,317 * I can't believe what I have found 1537 01:28:44,453 --> 01:28:49,858 * Nothing can hold me down * Nothing can hold me down 1538 01:29:37,806 --> 01:29:41,076 * I'm not making excuses 1539 01:29:41,143 --> 01:29:44,212 * I'm standing tall and living loud 1540 01:29:44,279 --> 01:29:46,582 * Getting to know what's out there 1541 01:29:46,649 --> 01:29:49,652 * Racing myself on a dare no doubt 1542 01:29:49,718 --> 01:29:52,655 * And if I suddenly crash, I'll just look back and laugh 1543 01:29:52,721 --> 01:29:56,959 * It will all make sense in a day and a half 1544 01:29:57,025 --> 01:30:01,464 * Here I go again * Believing real things happen 1545 01:30:02,865 --> 01:30:07,603 * Skating on a dream Slamming into destiny 1546 01:30:09,237 --> 01:30:13,576 * Just when you think I won't make it past pretend 1547 01:30:13,642 --> 01:30:15,611 * Don't question it 1548 01:30:15,678 --> 01:30:17,613 * Here I go again 1549 01:30:18,781 --> 01:30:21,383 * It's my moment, every moment 1550 01:30:21,450 --> 01:30:24,453 * You can always count me in 1551 01:30:24,520 --> 01:30:30,826 * My forever is right now and I'm not ever giving in 1552 01:30:30,893 --> 01:30:35,330 * Oh, it is so confusing 1553 01:30:35,397 --> 01:30:38,967 * I don't want to be anyone but me 1554 01:30:39,034 --> 01:30:41,637 * Getting to know what's inside 1555 01:30:41,704 --> 01:30:44,372 * Finding myself, not my wannabe 1556 01:30:44,439 --> 01:30:47,510 * And if I suddenly crash, I'll just look back and laugh 1557 01:30:47,576 --> 01:30:51,580 * Leave my troubles behind like a day in the past 1558 01:30:51,647 --> 01:30:56,318 * Here I go again * Believing real things happen 1559 01:30:57,720 --> 01:31:02,324 * Skating on a dream Slamming into destiny 1560 01:31:03,926 --> 01:31:08,296 * Just when you think I won't make it past pretend 1561 01:31:08,363 --> 01:31:10,733 * Don't question it 1562 01:31:10,799 --> 01:31:12,200 All right, show me what you got. 1563 01:31:12,267 --> 01:31:15,470 You will love this. It's simple and beautiful, okay? 1564 01:31:15,538 --> 01:31:18,206 First, the right. Huh? 1565 01:31:18,273 --> 01:31:21,176 He comes back, and then gauche. Huh? 1566 01:31:21,243 --> 01:31:23,445 And now, piece de resistance. 1567 01:31:23,512 --> 01:31:24,580 (GROANS) 1568 01:31:24,647 --> 01:31:26,081 Hey. 1569 01:31:26,148 --> 01:31:28,283 I don't know. Give me some... Jazz it up a little bit. 1570 01:31:28,350 --> 01:31:31,754 Jazz, jazz. What is this? Dance? How about this? 1571 01:31:31,820 --> 01:31:35,223 No, no, I don't know. Weak. It's weak. Hit him again. 1572 01:31:35,290 --> 01:31:36,725 (GROANING) 1573 01:31:36,792 --> 01:31:37,860 What about that? 1574 01:31:37,926 --> 01:31:39,061 No. No. 1575 01:31:39,127 --> 01:31:40,929 You're not hitting him hard enough. Hit him! 1576 01:31:40,996 --> 01:31:42,798 Show me something! 1577 01:31:42,865 --> 01:31:44,633 It's nothing. It's nothing! 1578 01:31:44,700 --> 01:31:46,401 What if he's not Hubert? 116405