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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:41,083 --> 00:00:43,375 Lena, I've baked a cake. 2 00:00:44,292 --> 00:00:47,542 If your dad doesn't call again, remember: 3 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:50,875 TURKISH FOR BEGINNERS we don't need him. I'm the breadwinner. 4 00:00:51,333 --> 00:00:53,792 Now blow out the candles. 5 00:00:54,250 --> 00:00:57,208 As a child I dreamed of a normal family. 6 00:00:57,792 --> 00:00:59,208 Like on the margarine tubs. 7 00:01:01,625 --> 00:01:03,167 It's burned! 8 00:01:04,667 --> 00:01:06,875 Happy birthday, my little cucumber! - Thanks! 9 00:01:10,292 --> 00:01:11,833 MY FIRST DEMO 10 00:01:12,292 --> 00:01:15,042 But my mother hated all things normal. 11 00:01:18,583 --> 00:01:20,500 What's that? - Put it on! 12 00:01:26,542 --> 00:01:28,917 NUCLEAR POWER? NO THANKS! 13 00:01:29,458 --> 00:01:30,542 Wonderful! 14 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:32,958 She did everything she could to make me 15 00:01:33,417 --> 00:01:35,875 a political and permissive person. 16 00:01:36,792 --> 00:01:39,250 NO NUDITY! Well, some parenting-experiments fail. 17 00:01:40,875 --> 00:01:44,875 WHO AM I AND WHY ME? I was 19, had no sex life and was addicted 18 00:01:45,417 --> 00:01:48,417 to St. John's wort capsules which is why I shunned the sunlight like a vampire. 19 00:01:52,375 --> 00:01:55,750 Cucumber, can I come in or are you masturbating? 20 00:01:56,208 --> 00:01:58,458 Why would I? It's the middle of the day. 21 00:01:58,917 --> 00:02:02,292 That's the old woman speaking in you again. Frieder's here. 22 00:02:07,833 --> 00:02:11,667 Life was knocking at my door and I wasn't prepared... for anything! 23 00:02:13,542 --> 00:02:15,542 FRIEDER'S ESO SHOP DREAM INTERPRETATION 24 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:17,708 Frieder'd been around for three months. 25 00:02:19,292 --> 00:02:23,292 I met him at a self-help group for suicidals that my mother sent me to 26 00:02:24,083 --> 00:02:28,083 because I accidentally cut myself while cutting bread. - Right! 27 00:02:31,167 --> 00:02:33,375 Aren't we going to see a film? 28 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:37,083 I thought, this'd be nicer for our anniversary. 29 00:02:37,542 --> 00:02:41,542 What anniversary? Three months without any physical contact? 30 00:02:43,083 --> 00:02:44,250 I'll take that. 31 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:50,500 I had a bad feeling. For days he's had this "Take it to the next level" look. 32 00:02:51,625 --> 00:02:54,167 A solar eclipse is so romantic! 33 00:02:55,625 --> 00:02:57,000 His hand touched my leg. 34 00:02:57,458 --> 00:03:00,625 Sugar Pie... - And I imagined where it'd been! 35 00:03:18,167 --> 00:03:22,083 Lena, I love you and I want to sleep with you. 36 00:03:23,042 --> 00:03:25,917 Yep, this is probably where our ways part. 37 00:03:37,292 --> 00:03:40,958 Did you drink that? - No. Mom's friends are here. 38 00:03:41,417 --> 00:03:43,083 When will she ever find a man? 39 00:03:45,375 --> 00:03:46,500 Great! 40 00:03:47,542 --> 00:03:49,542 You promised me no more orgasm classes at home! 41 00:03:50,458 --> 00:03:52,833 Leave, or get a mirror and join us. 42 00:03:53,292 --> 00:03:54,708 I'm not squatting naked on a mirror! 43 00:03:55,167 --> 00:03:58,083 Where's your passport? - Cucumber, what's the rush? 44 00:03:58,542 --> 00:04:01,875 We're flying tomorrow morning. You haven't packed, Nils is hungry 45 00:04:03,458 --> 00:04:05,167 and Frieder just confessed his love. 46 00:04:08,917 --> 00:04:12,542 Analyzing alien life-form. 47 00:04:15,750 --> 00:04:17,458 Nils, take it off. 48 00:04:17,917 --> 00:04:20,125 The atmosphere is contaminated. I can't breathe here. 49 00:04:20,583 --> 00:04:24,583 As soon as your private health-insurance clears, we're sending you to therapy! 50 00:04:26,625 --> 00:04:30,000 Stop! Mom, I don't want Aunt Diana living here, I want to come with you! 51 00:04:30,458 --> 00:04:34,167 You have to go to school. Besides, Lena and me want to party! 52 00:04:34,625 --> 00:04:37,250 I just want to read and decide what I want to study. That's all. 53 00:04:37,708 --> 00:04:40,625 You're so boring! Frieder's calling! 54 00:04:41,083 --> 00:04:42,333 He just doesn't get it! 55 00:04:42,833 --> 00:04:45,542 You have to open up emotionally. 56 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,542 The mere fact you can't touch the meat 57 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:52,625 says so much about you. - It says I'm a vegetarian. 58 00:04:54,167 --> 00:04:58,167 Meat, lust, the closeness, the touch... passion! 59 00:04:59,542 --> 00:05:02,167 Get a live pig next time, so it can enjoy it, too. 60 00:05:02,625 --> 00:05:04,833 Nils, come on, lay the table! 61 00:05:11,083 --> 00:05:15,083 Crazy! Even with a mother who's a therapist you get nothing 62 00:05:15,958 --> 00:05:17,417 but reproaches. 63 00:05:27,625 --> 00:05:30,167 The worst part was, she was right. 64 00:05:30,667 --> 00:05:32,458 I never got involved with anyone. 65 00:05:34,083 --> 00:05:38,083 I'd never fallen in love. I was just too strong, too independent. 66 00:05:39,833 --> 00:05:43,417 Too intellectual to indulge in mundane things like love. 67 00:05:44,708 --> 00:05:47,625 OK, maybe I was a little uptight. 68 00:05:52,125 --> 00:05:55,958 Everything's bright and shiny! The gun goes... I'm not a good man. 69 00:05:56,417 --> 00:06:00,417 Cem's the man who bursts hoes with his dick. Run, motherfucker, run! 70 00:06:02,833 --> 00:06:04,167 You're out of this world, man! 71 00:06:04,667 --> 00:06:06,583 Be honest! - What? 72 00:06:07,667 --> 00:06:08,750 Think I'd lie? 73 00:06:11,083 --> 00:06:14,417 But... maybe you could do this gesture. 74 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:17,875 You know, like 50 Cent! 75 00:06:20,292 --> 00:06:22,458 Like that? - Yeah, that's killer! 76 00:06:23,333 --> 00:06:27,333 Awesome, Cem, honestly, you rock that song. The labels will kiss your ass! 77 00:06:30,458 --> 00:06:33,667 Turn that music off, it's the middle of the night! - Hey... 78 00:06:34,125 --> 00:06:36,917 Cleo, you go home. Cem has to pack. 79 00:06:38,167 --> 00:06:39,917 You're going away? 80 00:06:40,375 --> 00:06:41,417 Tomorrow's my birthday! 81 00:06:42,917 --> 00:06:45,167 I don't have a present anyway. 82 00:06:46,958 --> 00:06:48,333 I knew it. 83 00:07:04,500 --> 00:07:07,375 I asked you not to see her anymore. - She's in my band. 84 00:07:07,833 --> 00:07:11,833 What band? She got you into a fight and makes you believe you can be a rapper. 85 00:07:13,250 --> 00:07:16,333 I only beat up Hitler! - It was carnival! 86 00:07:16,792 --> 00:07:18,500 How often do I have to tell you? 87 00:07:19,625 --> 00:07:23,208 Her mother's a masseuse and she never wears a bra. - Who? Her or her mother? 88 00:07:23,667 --> 00:07:26,208 I don't know her mother, but Baba says she does immoral things. 89 00:07:26,708 --> 00:07:28,667 The date never falls far from the tree. 90 00:07:29,125 --> 00:07:32,000 How would you know? - I checked her out. 91 00:07:32,458 --> 00:07:35,417 Dude, stop checking out all the people I hang with! 92 00:07:36,083 --> 00:07:37,958 Ours is a dangerous life. 93 00:07:38,417 --> 00:07:40,000 You're with the police, not MI6! 94 00:07:40,458 --> 00:07:44,458 And you're from a decent neighborhood, not the slums! - Chill, man. 95 00:07:45,542 --> 00:07:48,875 Don't give me a hard time just 'cause you've got no one to fuck. 96 00:07:49,917 --> 00:07:51,000 I've got no one to... 97 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:54,625 I've got no one to... 98 00:07:55,208 --> 00:07:57,750 Only last week I had a nice online date. 99 00:07:58,208 --> 00:08:02,208 You kissed her on the forehead and wondered why she never called again! 100 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:04,417 24 hours, Cem, 101 00:08:04,875 --> 00:08:07,792 without breaking anything, beating anyone up or getting arrested. 102 00:08:08,250 --> 00:08:12,250 When will you learn to take responsibility and become a man? 103 00:08:19,458 --> 00:08:23,167 What are you looking at? - Sorry. - Sorry, Lord and Master! 104 00:08:23,625 --> 00:08:26,792 Sorry, Lord and Master. - Carry my suitcase. 105 00:08:27,458 --> 00:08:28,458 Asshole. 106 00:08:38,208 --> 00:08:40,417 Hi, Diana! I'm here in the women's prison. 107 00:08:45,333 --> 00:08:48,000 Your son will grow up to be a loner. 108 00:08:48,458 --> 00:08:51,167 Not only my son. - But Lena doesn't live in a rocket. 109 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:56,083 The keys... 110 00:08:56,583 --> 00:08:58,375 and your to-do list. 111 00:08:58,833 --> 00:09:01,500 Most mornings he has maths, doesn't matter if he misses that. 112 00:09:02,833 --> 00:09:06,833 Excuse me? Can he bring friends home? - If he finds any, by all means. 113 00:09:07,667 --> 00:09:11,542 Can we leave? God, Mom, you're not taking the penis bag? 114 00:09:13,417 --> 00:09:15,500 Why not, it's cool! Real seventies style. 115 00:09:18,500 --> 00:09:19,500 I'm pregnant! 116 00:09:31,833 --> 00:09:33,250 God, what a slow asshole! 117 00:09:36,250 --> 00:09:39,333 Not too fast, I'm putting on make-up. - He's driving me nuts! 118 00:09:42,333 --> 00:09:45,125 Oh, Diana, I'll look like Nina Hagen! 119 00:09:45,625 --> 00:09:46,875 It's red! 120 00:10:00,875 --> 00:10:03,333 Look at that woman! You think she's insane? 121 00:10:05,042 --> 00:10:07,250 What is the Albanian staring at? 122 00:10:09,708 --> 00:10:11,417 The speed limit's 20 here. 123 00:10:12,500 --> 00:10:14,542 Thanks for the info. Square! 124 00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:17,625 She's insulted an official! 125 00:10:18,083 --> 00:10:19,542 Is she wearing a headscarf? 126 00:10:21,708 --> 00:10:25,417 Drive, before she detonates! - I used to go to church, too. 127 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:29,000 When it was the only way to get booze. 128 00:11:04,125 --> 00:11:05,708 Guys, the circle, quick! 129 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:07,958 Giant kiss! 130 00:11:09,667 --> 00:11:12,292 That's it. Now come on! 131 00:11:13,458 --> 00:11:16,083 And bring me a hot foreign guy! 132 00:11:16,542 --> 00:11:18,917 Which gate? - Fifteen. 133 00:11:25,292 --> 00:11:29,208 Can I ask you something? Do you have anything calming? - Fear of flying? 134 00:11:29,667 --> 00:11:33,667 No, I don't want to think about the CO2. - Sorry. 135 00:11:35,375 --> 00:11:38,375 I'm in 13A. - I'm in 1D. 136 00:11:38,833 --> 00:11:40,625 Why? You checked us in online. 137 00:11:41,083 --> 00:11:43,333 Yes, as far away from you as possible! 138 00:11:44,292 --> 00:11:46,083 Bad luck! 139 00:11:52,125 --> 00:11:55,625 I have to pass. - Sorry. Regulars only today. 140 00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:58,625 Excuse me... 141 00:12:06,667 --> 00:12:07,667 Hello. 142 00:12:08,333 --> 00:12:10,708 Hey, I know you. - Don't hey me! 143 00:12:11,167 --> 00:12:13,375 You're the bitch who gave me the finger! 144 00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:17,000 Right! I'd forgotten your stupid face. 145 00:12:17,458 --> 00:12:21,083 Call me bitch again and I'll give you a deportation stamp between the legs! 146 00:12:21,542 --> 00:12:25,542 What did you say, you flamingo? - OK. I can't stay here. 147 00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:29,167 Mom, any free seats at your end? - Sure! 148 00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:33,625 I've ordered champagne. There's onboard shopping. Can you lend me some money? 149 00:12:36,250 --> 00:12:39,500 Great. Ten seconds on the plane and already I'm the laughing stock. 150 00:12:39,958 --> 00:12:43,958 Why aren't you with your potato mom? - We don't talk. We're very, very quiet. 151 00:12:46,667 --> 00:12:48,292 Yagmur, give me my DS. 152 00:12:48,750 --> 00:12:51,542 Or did you pick up a "Playboy" earlier? - Just the "InStyle". 153 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,417 Hand it over. As long as there's tits in it. 154 00:12:56,750 --> 00:12:59,000 Take my jackknife. - What do you need it for? 155 00:13:01,417 --> 00:13:05,167 In case the niggers rob us. - We're flying to Thailand. 156 00:13:05,625 --> 00:13:09,333 They're Asians. - Fine, in case the Chinks rob us then. 157 00:13:10,667 --> 00:13:13,708 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard. 158 00:13:14,292 --> 00:13:16,458 My name is Myrte Hermsdorf... 159 00:13:16,917 --> 00:13:20,667 I'll be your stewardess on this flight from Berlin to Bangkok... 160 00:13:21,125 --> 00:13:24,708 Up to here is my space, okay? Up to this line, got it? 161 00:13:26,250 --> 00:13:29,417 In 12 hours I'll be rid of him! 162 00:13:43,458 --> 00:13:46,292 Ladies and... gentlemen! 163 00:13:48,167 --> 00:13:50,792 The pilot has just switched on the "fasten seatbelts" sign 164 00:13:51,250 --> 00:13:55,167 because we are crossing an area with turbulences. 165 00:13:55,667 --> 00:13:59,042 There's no reason for alarm. 166 00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:00,750 Shit. 167 00:14:01,292 --> 00:14:05,292 This airplane was designed to withstand much stronger forces. 168 00:14:07,875 --> 00:14:08,875 Sorry. 169 00:14:11,792 --> 00:14:15,125 Did you grab my ass? - I want to fasten my seatbelt. 170 00:14:17,750 --> 00:14:19,000 Good God! 171 00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:21,917 Don't panic... - It's volcanic ash, I saw it on TV! 172 00:14:22,375 --> 00:14:25,375 Miss Stewardess, is that volcanic ash? - Everything will be alright. 173 00:14:27,583 --> 00:14:28,583 What is that? 174 00:14:33,375 --> 00:14:35,000 What was that? 175 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:36,958 The engine's on fire! 176 00:14:54,375 --> 00:14:57,917 This is ARD with the late news. 177 00:14:59,375 --> 00:15:01,917 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 178 00:15:02,417 --> 00:15:04,167 It was supposed to be a holiday flight. 179 00:15:04,625 --> 00:15:06,542 Last night a Chanta Air machine 180 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,083 was forced to ditch into the Indian Ocean. 181 00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:12,333 Experts call it the Andaman miracle. 182 00:15:12,792 --> 00:15:14,792 Four youths are reported missing, a girl from Berlin, 183 00:15:15,250 --> 00:15:16,625 and three migrants with German passports. 184 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:20,125 All other passengers were salvaged from the lifeboats unharmed. 185 00:15:20,583 --> 00:15:22,333 They'd been floating around in the ocean 186 00:15:22,792 --> 00:15:26,792 until dawn. They'll be placed in hotels on the Andamans until their return home. 187 00:15:28,083 --> 00:15:29,750 It went so fast. 188 00:15:30,208 --> 00:15:33,875 The engine caught fire, then the oxygen masks came down, the stewardess yelled: 189 00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:38,083 "Brace, brace!"I thought, "OMG, I've taken sleeping pills with vodka, 190 00:15:38,583 --> 00:15:40,458 am I tripping?" There was water everywhere... 191 00:15:40,958 --> 00:15:44,000 My daughter's still out there! 192 00:15:56,917 --> 00:15:58,958 ANDAMAN SEA, INDIAN OCEAN 193 00:16:10,958 --> 00:16:12,750 Shit, am I hurt? 194 00:16:16,417 --> 00:16:17,792 No, it's only tomato juice. 195 00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:25,125 Is he dead or what? 196 00:16:42,667 --> 00:16:43,667 Are you dumb? 197 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,833 I can't hear any sirens. 198 00:16:52,667 --> 00:16:54,375 Give them time. 199 00:16:55,083 --> 00:16:56,583 Yagmur, you alright? 200 00:16:58,417 --> 00:17:01,875 Let's get out. - No, we have to stay in here for insurance reasons. 201 00:17:11,750 --> 00:17:15,167 Is there an asphalted road or an emergency phone out there? 202 00:17:18,458 --> 00:17:19,542 Not exactly. 203 00:17:25,958 --> 00:17:29,167 Oh, God! Hell on earth for my skin type. 204 00:17:35,667 --> 00:17:36,750 Cem, don't go too far off! 205 00:17:37,208 --> 00:17:40,000 I'm fine. Nothing happened. - That's my hand! 206 00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:44,792 Are you having a stroke? 207 00:17:45,708 --> 00:17:49,083 Excuse... me, I meant to say. I... 208 00:17:49,792 --> 00:17:52,125 You've got a stammer? 209 00:17:52,583 --> 00:17:56,250 Where do you think we are? - Seems tropical. It's hot. 210 00:17:56,750 --> 00:18:00,750 No! And I thought it was Scandinavia! Yagmur, stay in the boat! 211 00:18:02,750 --> 00:18:04,625 I'm Lena, by the way. 212 00:18:05,083 --> 00:18:08,125 And you? - Cem. Call me The Chief! 213 00:18:08,583 --> 00:18:10,125 My n-name is... 214 00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:17,750 Drop it. That was the last word I spoke to you anyway. 215 00:18:18,958 --> 00:18:22,167 Okay, where are the lifeboats... 216 00:18:22,625 --> 00:18:23,625 ...the helicopters? 217 00:18:24,708 --> 00:18:26,292 Costa! - Allah, a Greek? 218 00:18:26,750 --> 00:18:30,292 Cool! Where're you from, dude? - B-Berlin-Steglitz... 219 00:18:30,750 --> 00:18:34,375 41. - Do you know Cleo? 220 00:18:34,833 --> 00:18:35,833 N-no. 221 00:18:36,625 --> 00:18:38,750 Rashna, Serba? Zeynep? 222 00:18:39,792 --> 00:18:43,500 There's no one back there. There's absolutely no one around. 223 00:18:59,333 --> 00:19:03,333 Shit. Be strong, Lena. Seems like you're the only one capable of abstract thinking. 224 00:19:06,833 --> 00:19:08,000 We'll split up. 225 00:19:08,458 --> 00:19:13,500 Group A looks for food, group B makes a bonfire. I'd better lead... both groups. 226 00:19:14,292 --> 00:19:16,458 We'll need a f�hrer. 227 00:19:17,125 --> 00:19:18,125 A leader... 228 00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:20,250 Costa, let's check the hood. - Excuse me, 229 00:19:20,708 --> 00:19:22,500 I was just making a plan here, Ken. 230 00:19:23,583 --> 00:19:27,583 Cem! And for billions of years the plan has always been: the women stay here. 231 00:19:39,875 --> 00:19:40,917 Hello? 232 00:19:44,375 --> 00:19:45,417 Stop! 233 00:19:45,875 --> 00:19:49,042 We have to check if the water's clean. 234 00:20:02,250 --> 00:20:04,292 Totally refreshing! 235 00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:09,500 What? 236 00:20:10,458 --> 00:20:12,417 You've got something there... 237 00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:19,333 Was that the last one? 238 00:20:19,833 --> 00:20:22,000 Don't know. Take off your panties. 239 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,625 She's really very s-sexy. 240 00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:28,708 My cherry undies. Why did I have 241 00:20:29,167 --> 00:20:31,208 to wear my cherry undies TODAY? 242 00:20:32,542 --> 00:20:34,375 Turn around! She's not dressed! 243 00:20:37,708 --> 00:20:39,292 We've f-found something. 244 00:20:39,750 --> 00:20:41,708 God, let it be a dictionary or a brain! 245 00:20:42,083 --> 00:20:43,083 A hut, kinda. 246 00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:54,250 Hello? 247 00:20:57,167 --> 00:21:01,167 Uhm. Ever heard of the law? - Does it say crybaby on your passport? 248 00:21:14,875 --> 00:21:15,875 Shit! 249 00:21:16,458 --> 00:21:20,333 It's an isl... - Island. Fuck. 250 00:21:20,792 --> 00:21:24,500 I finally crash on an island and not one hot chick around! 251 00:21:24,958 --> 00:21:26,500 Screw you, too. 252 00:21:27,083 --> 00:21:28,917 Long time no clean-up. 253 00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:33,000 "Andaman Human Association". 254 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,458 They've been researching something here. But you can't see what. 255 00:21:36,917 --> 00:21:39,708 Chill! Probably some monkeys or single-celled organisms. 256 00:21:40,167 --> 00:21:41,833 Why? Have you been here long? 257 00:21:46,417 --> 00:21:48,000 Here's an old stereo! 258 00:21:48,458 --> 00:21:49,833 That's a radio transmitter! 259 00:21:50,292 --> 00:21:51,292 Hello? 260 00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:53,500 Hello? 261 00:21:58,042 --> 00:21:59,042 Hello? 262 00:21:59,292 --> 00:22:01,542 One, one, zero. One, one, two! 263 00:22:04,458 --> 00:22:05,875 It's open! 264 00:22:11,708 --> 00:22:13,333 Are you Ms. Schneider? - Why? 265 00:22:13,792 --> 00:22:16,542 �zt�rk, police detective. - Oh, God, is she dead? Do I have to identify her? 266 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:20,292 I just couldn't! - I'm not with the local police... 267 00:22:20,750 --> 00:22:24,750 I know you. You were in the car. - You're the square! 268 00:22:25,917 --> 00:22:28,667 They've found our children. - Really? Where are they? 269 00:22:29,125 --> 00:22:31,250 Cem, Yagmur, is anyone hurt? 270 00:22:32,125 --> 00:22:34,917 No, we're on some island. - Cucumber? 271 00:22:35,375 --> 00:22:38,000 Mom, I'm stuck here with a bunch of lunatics! 272 00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:40,375 The reception is very bad. 273 00:22:40,833 --> 00:22:43,292 Is there anyone who can help you? 274 00:22:43,750 --> 00:22:45,250 There's not even a hotel! 275 00:22:45,708 --> 00:22:49,208 We're trying to locate you. There's a tracking device in the lifeboat. 276 00:22:49,667 --> 00:22:50,917 But they can't find the signal. 277 00:22:51,750 --> 00:22:53,458 But how long do we... Baba? 278 00:22:53,917 --> 00:22:55,167 I can't hear her! 279 00:22:55,625 --> 00:22:56,625 Baba? 280 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,917 Crank harder! - Yes! 281 00:23:08,750 --> 00:23:09,833 Well done! 282 00:23:10,292 --> 00:23:14,292 Who would've thought it could get even worse? 283 00:23:27,417 --> 00:23:28,750 Alone. 284 00:23:29,250 --> 00:23:30,500 Stranded. 285 00:23:31,458 --> 00:23:35,042 A few hours without Facebook or Twitcher won't kill them. 286 00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:36,500 Excuse me... 287 00:23:36,875 --> 00:23:38,875 These islands are all harmless, right? 288 00:23:40,083 --> 00:23:42,750 Yes. - All wild animals wiped out? - Yes. 289 00:23:43,208 --> 00:23:44,433 Nothing can happen to them? 290 00:23:44,534 --> 00:23:45,834 Yes, yes. Everything is good. 291 00:23:46,635 --> 00:23:49,135 Very nice country. Very nice food. 292 00:23:50,536 --> 00:23:52,536 Everything is very good. 293 00:23:55,333 --> 00:23:57,542 Didn't get a word! 294 00:24:05,102 --> 00:24:09,102 How long you will be staying there? Away? How much time? 295 00:24:10,644 --> 00:24:12,844 I do not know. Have 1 day, 2 days? 296 00:24:13,045 --> 00:24:17,045 To receive the signal, Thailand look forward to a great machine. 297 00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:20,375 That's wonderful then. 298 00:24:21,500 --> 00:24:23,000 It's all hunky-dory. 299 00:24:23,458 --> 00:24:27,458 The kids have an adventure and we're rid of the leeches for a few hours. 300 00:24:28,750 --> 00:24:31,292 Let's work on our complexion! 301 00:24:37,833 --> 00:24:41,417 Hi, Doris, I'm using your Christmas present... for my will! 302 00:24:42,167 --> 00:24:43,792 Nils gets my books. 303 00:24:44,250 --> 00:24:48,083 I'll take my Alice Schwarzer autograph to the grave. The outlook is bleak: 304 00:24:48,583 --> 00:24:50,833 lonely island, one antisocial macho, 305 00:24:51,292 --> 00:24:54,167 one stammerer, IQ not measurable, and the girl... 306 00:24:54,625 --> 00:24:56,125 I've found a vase! 307 00:24:56,583 --> 00:24:57,750 Totally nuts. 308 00:24:58,250 --> 00:24:59,875 No idea how long we'll survive... 309 00:25:01,583 --> 00:25:04,000 What was that? - Yagmur, stay inside! 310 00:25:07,417 --> 00:25:08,500 Cem! 311 00:25:09,292 --> 00:25:13,292 There was dynamite in one of the cases. - But it's an ecosystem! - I know. 312 00:25:16,833 --> 00:25:18,750 And I'm the boss! 313 00:25:26,333 --> 00:25:28,042 Now, wait! 314 00:25:29,625 --> 00:25:30,625 There! 315 00:25:32,458 --> 00:25:33,625 Throw them across. 316 00:25:36,750 --> 00:25:38,083 Maybe it was the last of his kind. 317 00:25:38,542 --> 00:25:42,542 Stop yakking and chill, will you? - Yes, s-stop yakking and ch-chill. 318 00:25:45,292 --> 00:25:47,833 Could anyone give me a hand? - Coming! 319 00:25:50,250 --> 00:25:54,250 Go make a fire and think of a recipe. - Because I'm the woman, I suppose? 320 00:25:56,292 --> 00:25:58,000 Fast learner. 321 00:26:04,125 --> 00:26:07,667 A suitcase! Please let a gun be in it. 322 00:26:08,208 --> 00:26:09,625 Cem's a little crazy. 323 00:26:10,083 --> 00:26:12,792 It's not so easy for him in Germany. But he's not as stupid as he seems. 324 00:26:13,458 --> 00:26:17,167 Does he have a high-school diploma? - No... not yet. 325 00:26:17,708 --> 00:26:20,958 We're negotiating with the school to let him repeat the grade. 326 00:26:21,417 --> 00:26:25,417 He doesn't look all that young. How many tries is that now? - Three. 327 00:26:27,833 --> 00:26:29,000 Got any pictures, too? 328 00:26:29,833 --> 00:26:33,833 That's at a Lady Gaga concert. Super awesome concert! 329 00:26:36,917 --> 00:26:40,917 Here we're having highlights done. Don't we look like twins? 330 00:26:42,708 --> 00:26:45,708 Sometimes people don't even know who's the mother and who's the daughter. 331 00:26:46,167 --> 00:26:48,667 Yeah! You can't see any age difference! 332 00:26:49,292 --> 00:26:51,292 Yes. Thank you. 333 00:26:54,125 --> 00:26:55,875 I hope there's fruit and water. 334 00:26:56,333 --> 00:27:00,250 Kids die from drugs or being drunk on the highway, not out in the wild. 335 00:27:00,708 --> 00:27:02,917 Death comes sooner than we think. 336 00:27:06,708 --> 00:27:09,958 So, what are you talking about? - My wife. 337 00:27:11,167 --> 00:27:14,458 I'm sorry. I've lost my husband, too. - An accident? 338 00:27:15,125 --> 00:27:17,667 Unfortunately just a divorce. 339 00:27:28,542 --> 00:27:32,542 First of all: no more sexist remarks. 340 00:27:33,417 --> 00:27:36,375 I want respect if I'm going to handle our survival. Secondly... 341 00:27:40,167 --> 00:27:42,708 You have to respect ME. I'm the leader! 342 00:27:43,208 --> 00:27:45,833 I suggest a democratic... 343 00:27:50,750 --> 00:27:52,333 Pack of racists! 344 00:28:37,625 --> 00:28:39,333 Good night. - Good night! 345 00:28:39,792 --> 00:28:40,917 G-good night. 346 00:28:41,375 --> 00:28:42,500 Night! 347 00:28:43,583 --> 00:28:45,083 Door's broken! 348 00:28:53,500 --> 00:28:57,500 Do you really want to sleep out there? - I just love the countryside! 349 00:28:58,917 --> 00:29:01,625 Being close to... tarantulas 350 00:29:02,583 --> 00:29:03,583 ...snakes 351 00:29:04,042 --> 00:29:05,292 and all the other 352 00:29:05,792 --> 00:29:07,500 unjustly feared, 353 00:29:07,958 --> 00:29:10,708 wonderful creatures... 354 00:29:20,833 --> 00:29:22,500 Someone's beating a drum! 355 00:29:24,583 --> 00:29:25,583 My choice: 356 00:29:26,083 --> 00:29:29,625 die outside or sleep on a saggy bed with two morons and a fascist. 357 00:29:31,125 --> 00:29:34,375 Hope I'm still a virgin in the morning. 358 00:29:53,625 --> 00:29:55,500 In the right drum's the bad water. 359 00:29:56,417 --> 00:30:00,083 If you have to do a number two, bury it or it'll attract wild animals. 360 00:30:00,583 --> 00:30:04,167 When Cem gets back we're off. - Cem decided to follow the drums. 361 00:30:04,625 --> 00:30:06,458 I regretted telling him about it. 362 00:30:06,917 --> 00:30:10,917 I already had blisters and it made me sick that he took all the decisions. 363 00:30:13,208 --> 00:30:16,000 Cem, Cem, Cem, always Cem! 364 00:30:17,500 --> 00:30:19,542 Who does the jerk think he is? 365 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:32,917 I didn't want to look. 366 00:30:34,167 --> 00:30:36,083 But I was drawn to it. 367 00:30:37,083 --> 00:30:38,083 To what is evil 368 00:30:40,208 --> 00:30:42,458 and wrong. To the single-celled organism... 369 00:30:43,875 --> 00:30:45,042 Sorry! 370 00:31:04,750 --> 00:31:06,458 Have you been watching me? 371 00:31:08,458 --> 00:31:10,000 Yeah, right! 372 00:31:11,083 --> 00:31:15,083 No, we wanted to get going, and I was worried that something 373 00:31:16,167 --> 00:31:19,708 might've happened to you, and that I'd maybe have to, you know, 374 00:31:20,458 --> 00:31:22,167 intervene. 375 00:31:28,208 --> 00:31:32,208 You're such a freak! - Fine. Now that you're done, we can go. 376 00:31:34,458 --> 00:31:38,458 I don't want to go there. - Quiet! People with drums have boats. 377 00:31:39,250 --> 00:31:43,250 What if they're... d-dangerous? - Stop crying! There are no more natives! 378 00:31:44,625 --> 00:31:48,000 They've all been slaughtered or missio-whatsit. - Missionized. 379 00:31:48,458 --> 00:31:52,125 The dictionary better shut up before it gets recycled! 380 00:31:52,958 --> 00:31:56,958 Is that dinosaur poo? - It's a natural shield against UV light and insects. 381 00:31:57,667 --> 00:31:59,708 It looks retarded. - Oh, damn, 382 00:32:00,167 --> 00:32:04,000 what will those young, handsome millionaires think we've crashed with? 383 00:32:07,792 --> 00:32:10,250 The time had come. I'd lost control. 384 00:32:10,708 --> 00:32:13,375 I was following a bunch of migrants into an undeveloped jungle. 385 00:32:22,750 --> 00:32:26,417 They'll be having fun. And as long as there are no drugs involved, it's okay. 386 00:32:26,917 --> 00:32:30,917 How nice. Even you have limits. - Oh, absolutely! 387 00:32:31,417 --> 00:32:33,708 Drugs, only in my presence. 388 00:32:35,292 --> 00:32:37,833 Thank God! I thought there's only pensioners here. 389 00:33:05,792 --> 00:33:09,583 He's in his mid twenties! - So what? Those ten years! 390 00:33:13,833 --> 00:33:17,833 Isn't it cute? - The Hannah Montana bikini was in the wash? 391 00:33:23,708 --> 00:33:25,125 Would you be so kind? 392 00:33:27,708 --> 00:33:29,750 What, me? You? 393 00:33:30,208 --> 00:33:31,208 Sure! 394 00:33:32,750 --> 00:33:33,833 Ivan's gone. 395 00:33:39,458 --> 00:33:43,458 Want to check out the jazz bar tonight? It looks cozy. - Ajazz bar? 396 00:33:44,667 --> 00:33:46,625 That's for old folk! - Well, grown-ups. 397 00:33:47,083 --> 00:33:51,083 I wanted to go on the disco boat. Some kids talked about it. - A disco boat? 398 00:33:52,208 --> 00:33:54,750 Yeah, really cut up the floor. Why don't you come with me? 399 00:33:55,250 --> 00:33:58,000 I don't know. - Don't be such a bore, Mr... 400 00:33:58,458 --> 00:34:00,417 whatsit. - �zt�rk! 401 00:34:02,167 --> 00:34:03,333 �zt�rk! 402 00:34:07,667 --> 00:34:11,292 Further down, please. I pulled a muscle during my Tantra exercises. 403 00:34:50,958 --> 00:34:52,792 Wait for me! 404 00:34:59,833 --> 00:35:01,000 Over there. 405 00:35:04,542 --> 00:35:06,167 Dope! 406 00:35:08,042 --> 00:35:12,042 Man, is that Troy? - And he passed the naturalization test? 407 00:35:16,208 --> 00:35:20,208 Shit, cannibals. - Cem, a primitive village and bright body painting 408 00:35:21,167 --> 00:35:22,417 don't prove... 409 00:35:22,875 --> 00:35:25,583 Okay, they're cannibals! 410 00:35:30,042 --> 00:35:34,042 Let's turn around slowly and go back very quietly, okay? 411 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:48,000 Yagmur! 412 00:35:51,583 --> 00:35:52,667 Calm down! 413 00:35:53,583 --> 00:35:56,292 Run! - I'm gonna tell Baba! 414 00:36:00,458 --> 00:36:02,292 Move, move! 415 00:36:06,750 --> 00:36:08,833 You have to protect us, tell us what to do! 416 00:36:11,208 --> 00:36:13,667 If they can't track us, we'll have to do it "Lost" style. 417 00:36:14,833 --> 00:36:17,083 Take it up the m-mountain? 418 00:36:20,500 --> 00:36:22,375 They might get the signal from up there. 419 00:36:24,333 --> 00:36:25,958 Expedition starts tomorrow. 420 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,292 What do you know? The first loanword. 421 00:36:34,292 --> 00:36:37,125 That chick's got the hots for me. I saw it in her eyes. 422 00:36:37,583 --> 00:36:41,583 I bet I could bang her. - You're into that little hag? 423 00:36:42,208 --> 00:36:45,250 Bullshit. I just want to show her who's Tarzan and who's Jane, you know? 424 00:36:45,708 --> 00:36:49,000 I just want to break her in a little. She has such a loud trap, it makes me... 425 00:36:49,458 --> 00:36:53,458 Hot? - Yeah, a little. I haven't jerked off in 48 hours! 426 00:36:55,125 --> 00:36:57,125 Last time was during the flight, I think. 427 00:36:57,583 --> 00:36:59,083 I did it, yesterday. 428 00:36:59,542 --> 00:37:03,542 When, dude? In the bed? - Went outside for a minute. 429 00:37:04,625 --> 00:37:07,083 I'm a Muslim, man, I need my body lotion. 430 00:37:11,500 --> 00:37:15,500 Take this, a r-real little fuck shell! 431 00:37:16,375 --> 00:37:20,125 Must be a new record. I hope I won't have permanent damage. 432 00:37:20,583 --> 00:37:22,125 I know what you mean. 433 00:37:23,667 --> 00:37:26,333 With those two c-cuties around! 434 00:37:26,792 --> 00:37:29,958 Dude, did you just say my sister's hot? - No! 435 00:37:30,417 --> 00:37:33,292 She's r-really ugly, man! - What? 436 00:37:33,792 --> 00:37:37,500 Uninteresting, I mean, t-to me. 437 00:37:39,958 --> 00:37:43,958 So, wanna bet? - Don't w-want to. - You have to. 438 00:37:44,417 --> 00:37:47,708 Why? - Because I'm bored otherwise! 439 00:37:50,667 --> 00:37:54,667 But all I have is a Snickers bar. - Deal. You get a tenner if I lose. 440 00:37:55,125 --> 00:37:58,333 She won't let you near her. You're not her type, intellectually. 441 00:37:58,792 --> 00:38:02,792 Yeah, she's not very bright, but I often screw below my intellectual level. 442 00:38:23,208 --> 00:38:25,208 Hey, you smell! 443 00:38:25,667 --> 00:38:29,583 You, too. - Yes, but I'm a man. You're sweating up your 20 underpants! 444 00:38:30,042 --> 00:38:33,083 You'll attract animals, move away! 445 00:39:39,167 --> 00:39:40,708 Got a girlfriend? 446 00:39:41,375 --> 00:39:43,083 Nothing steady. 447 00:39:45,208 --> 00:39:46,292 Why? 448 00:39:49,667 --> 00:39:51,583 Can't a girl ask? 449 00:39:53,708 --> 00:39:55,375 And you? Boyfriend? 450 00:39:55,458 --> 00:39:56,792 Don't be fresh. I'm a Muslim! Cem, 451 00:39:58,583 --> 00:39:59,833 come over here for a second! - What? 452 00:40:03,750 --> 00:40:06,708 Cem, I'm naked and Costa's peeping! 453 00:40:07,167 --> 00:40:09,292 What? I only... 454 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:22,000 Hit harder! 455 00:40:29,250 --> 00:40:32,500 I told you to keep your hands off her, you retard! 456 00:40:40,667 --> 00:40:42,583 I'm not a retard, 457 00:40:43,958 --> 00:40:45,625 you son of a bitch! 458 00:40:51,250 --> 00:40:55,000 Leave my mother out of this! - Cem, you're killing him! 459 00:41:10,250 --> 00:41:13,125 Cem, don't walk away from this unresolved conflict. 460 00:41:15,500 --> 00:41:16,583 I'm counting to three! 461 00:41:24,375 --> 00:41:27,083 Shit, Yagmur, why? 462 00:41:27,542 --> 00:41:29,708 I just wanted to see if you're stronger than him. 463 00:41:31,500 --> 00:41:32,667 But you're not! 464 00:41:39,500 --> 00:41:42,667 Let me guess: In Berlin-Kreuzberg that's a scratch. 465 00:41:46,542 --> 00:41:49,917 I got a real fright. You were totally aggressive. 466 00:41:53,083 --> 00:41:55,042 I don't want her to become like those other girls. 467 00:41:58,208 --> 00:41:59,750 I want her to stay special. 468 00:42:01,875 --> 00:42:04,000 I don't want any guy to jump her and... 469 00:42:04,458 --> 00:42:05,458 Hurt her? 470 00:42:06,208 --> 00:42:09,125 I think she wanted to provoke him. 471 00:42:09,583 --> 00:42:12,458 You don't wear those undies without a reason. 472 00:42:13,792 --> 00:42:17,125 Talking of which... weren't you wearing these yesterday? 473 00:42:17,667 --> 00:42:18,667 Hey! 474 00:42:19,417 --> 00:42:23,417 I always have spares in my carry-on bag. Last time the luggage went missing... 475 00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:27,667 Why do you wear these passion killers? - Because... 476 00:42:28,750 --> 00:42:32,208 at the bottom they don't... I'm not discussing what I wear 477 00:42:32,667 --> 00:42:34,208 with you! - Do you have issues? 478 00:42:34,667 --> 00:42:36,708 What? No! Why? 479 00:42:37,167 --> 00:42:40,500 I mean, you look great and stuff. Wear something normal, 480 00:42:40,958 --> 00:42:42,125 like a thong or garter belts... 481 00:42:43,083 --> 00:42:44,500 Was that a compliment? 482 00:42:44,958 --> 00:42:48,000 Okay, you don't have monster tits... - Awesome! Obviously, 483 00:42:48,458 --> 00:42:52,333 you were paying me a compliment, realized you were opening up to me 484 00:42:52,792 --> 00:42:54,667 and that scared you! - Scared? 485 00:42:55,125 --> 00:42:59,042 I'm not scared of anything! - Showing off isn't cool. 486 00:42:59,500 --> 00:43:02,750 I'm just trying to protect you, okay? - Protect us? 487 00:43:03,292 --> 00:43:07,292 How can I best put this? What was the word again? Right: 488 00:43:08,250 --> 00:43:10,958 independence! - Okay, butch, you carry the device 489 00:43:11,417 --> 00:43:13,000 up the mountain. - Alright. 490 00:43:13,458 --> 00:43:15,208 Easy. 491 00:43:16,458 --> 00:43:18,500 Where was the mountain again? 492 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,375 Do something! Help me! 493 00:43:57,917 --> 00:44:01,458 What's that? - A trap. - No, behind you, a man! 494 00:44:04,875 --> 00:44:06,750 Go away! Tell him to go away! 495 00:44:07,208 --> 00:44:09,375 Piss off, you retard. 496 00:44:12,542 --> 00:44:14,458 What's he saying? - What do I know? It's Latin. 497 00:44:14,917 --> 00:44:18,917 That's not Latin, you moron! - How would you know? - I know Latin. 498 00:44:21,583 --> 00:44:24,958 He's threatening me. Shall I hit him? I can beat him. - No... 499 00:44:25,417 --> 00:44:29,417 we have to show him we're civilized, in your case pretend to be civilized. 500 00:44:30,458 --> 00:44:34,458 But how? He's completely backward. They eat people! - Give him something, 501 00:44:35,125 --> 00:44:37,000 marbles, or something. 502 00:44:40,875 --> 00:44:44,167 Get on your knees and offer it to him submissively. 503 00:44:46,208 --> 00:44:47,708 Yes. 504 00:44:56,042 --> 00:44:57,958 Look, he's smiling! 505 00:44:59,125 --> 00:45:02,292 Alright, asshole? Had your daily coconuts yet? 506 00:45:02,750 --> 00:45:04,083 In your ear! 507 00:45:05,625 --> 00:45:06,833 Hey, motherfucker! 508 00:45:09,083 --> 00:45:10,083 Oh my God! 509 00:45:12,458 --> 00:45:13,708 My God! 510 00:45:15,083 --> 00:45:17,750 Dude, are you crazy? They're poisoned arrows! 511 00:45:18,500 --> 00:45:19,917 You fucker! 512 00:45:20,500 --> 00:45:23,417 You think you can kill me with your retarded toy? 513 00:45:28,833 --> 00:45:30,167 Fucking dagoes! 514 00:45:34,792 --> 00:45:38,792 I can do it myself! - You can't, girl. - Don't call me girl. 515 00:45:39,292 --> 00:45:41,750 Okay, Cucumber, you can't do it by yourself. - Piss off. 516 00:45:42,250 --> 00:45:45,042 You say that hanging from a tree? - Oh yeah, big drama. 517 00:45:45,875 --> 00:45:47,583 Get lost, I'll manage. 518 00:45:57,583 --> 00:45:58,583 Bye! 519 00:45:58,958 --> 00:46:00,833 Is he really going? 520 00:46:03,083 --> 00:46:05,750 Shit. Now how am I going to get down? 521 00:46:26,667 --> 00:46:27,750 You alright? 522 00:46:28,667 --> 00:46:30,417 Totally fine! 523 00:46:30,875 --> 00:46:33,125 If I get the chance to rise above myself... 524 00:46:33,583 --> 00:46:37,500 He just left me hanging there. Never even turned around! 525 00:46:37,958 --> 00:46:41,958 I can't take it anymore, it's all just too much! 526 00:46:42,667 --> 00:46:43,667 Cem, 527 00:46:44,083 --> 00:46:46,458 you can't do that! We're a team 528 00:46:46,917 --> 00:46:50,250 and we won't leave any of us behind! - Shout at me again and I'll smack you! 529 00:46:50,708 --> 00:46:52,625 Great, pick a fight with us all, 530 00:46:53,083 --> 00:46:54,500 that's gonna get us ahead! 531 00:46:54,958 --> 00:46:57,292 Yeah, that's g-gonna get us ahead! 532 00:47:17,667 --> 00:47:19,083 Hello. 533 00:47:20,542 --> 00:47:21,542 So? 534 00:47:22,083 --> 00:47:24,833 Cool music, eh? - What? 535 00:47:27,208 --> 00:47:28,458 Cool music, I said! 536 00:47:29,500 --> 00:47:31,875 Yeah! Really great. 537 00:47:32,958 --> 00:47:34,833 Would you like a drink? 538 00:47:35,458 --> 00:47:36,708 Why not! 539 00:47:37,208 --> 00:47:38,208 Yeah? 540 00:50:15,125 --> 00:50:17,375 Diana, seems you went to bed. 541 00:50:19,500 --> 00:50:21,917 I wanted to have a chat. 542 00:50:31,042 --> 00:50:33,917 What happened to your under-age pickup? - Getting a drink. 543 00:50:34,375 --> 00:50:36,750 There are men of your own age here. - What do I want with them? 544 00:50:37,250 --> 00:50:39,042 Talk. - What about? 545 00:50:39,500 --> 00:50:42,333 Pension schemes? Dentures? - You're being nasty. 546 00:50:42,792 --> 00:50:46,792 I thought we'd have a nice evening. Instead you leave with a bum who... 547 00:50:47,792 --> 00:50:49,750 Yes? - How much did he want? 548 00:50:50,625 --> 00:50:52,292 That's ridiculous! 549 00:50:52,750 --> 00:50:56,750 You can't fool me. Drug abuse, suspected theft, four counts of prostitution... 550 00:50:57,583 --> 00:51:00,750 I never prostituted myself! And as for the stolen lipstick... 551 00:51:01,208 --> 00:51:02,750 I'm talking about the surf teacher! 552 00:51:04,792 --> 00:51:06,375 I don't believe that. 553 00:51:06,833 --> 00:51:08,208 I made a few calls. 554 00:51:09,042 --> 00:51:10,833 Fascist! - I was worried. 555 00:51:11,292 --> 00:51:12,833 You just left although we... 556 00:51:13,292 --> 00:51:17,292 were there together. - I told you you could come along. I never said... 557 00:51:18,792 --> 00:51:21,333 Metin, did you think we... 558 00:51:21,792 --> 00:51:24,583 ...were on a date? Yes! - But you're 559 00:51:25,042 --> 00:51:27,708 way too old for me. - I'm two years younger than you! 560 00:51:28,750 --> 00:51:31,458 How would you know how old I am? - 44. 561 00:51:33,208 --> 00:51:35,542 I will not be insulted! 562 00:51:36,833 --> 00:51:39,458 You've had enough of that stuff! 563 00:51:40,208 --> 00:51:43,458 What do you want from me? - Get to know you, but you're so busy 564 00:51:43,917 --> 00:51:46,792 pretending to be someone else that I can't get the chance. 565 00:51:47,292 --> 00:51:50,333 What's so bad about being a mother? What's so terrible 566 00:51:50,792 --> 00:51:54,417 about not being a teenager anymore? I'm so glad, Ms. Schneider, 567 00:51:54,875 --> 00:51:56,917 and I thank Allah, that I... 568 00:51:58,042 --> 00:52:01,958 ...that I'm a man who can support a woman instead of letting her pay me. 569 00:52:02,833 --> 00:52:05,292 And I won't get any pocket money either? 570 00:52:06,667 --> 00:52:08,042 And about the photographs... 571 00:52:08,500 --> 00:52:12,083 You can easily tell who's the mother and who's the daughter. Easily! 572 00:52:20,375 --> 00:52:21,875 Hey, Greek! 573 00:52:26,125 --> 00:52:28,417 About earlier... - Yeah? 574 00:52:29,958 --> 00:52:31,833 Didn't mean it that way. 575 00:52:37,583 --> 00:52:39,333 Cem �zt�rk's developing a conscience! 576 00:52:39,792 --> 00:52:41,708 Other primates needed millennia for that! 577 00:52:42,167 --> 00:52:44,875 Yeah. That's okay. 578 00:53:00,292 --> 00:53:01,292 You okay? 579 00:53:03,292 --> 00:53:07,292 I don't usually cry easily. - That's okay, all girls cry. 580 00:53:07,875 --> 00:53:10,417 Are you hungry? - A little. 581 00:53:23,375 --> 00:53:26,458 Thank you. - Thank you, Lord and Master. - What? 582 00:53:26,917 --> 00:53:29,083 Say, thank you, Lord and Master. 583 00:53:31,208 --> 00:53:32,417 Are you crazy? 584 00:53:32,875 --> 00:53:36,875 He was still an asshole. But the worst part was, I found it exciting enough 585 00:53:38,167 --> 00:53:39,500 to dream about him the following night. 586 00:53:41,875 --> 00:53:44,333 Terrorist Ensslin? - Yes? 587 00:53:44,792 --> 00:53:46,375 Terrorist Baader is here. 588 00:53:56,083 --> 00:53:57,083 Andreas! 589 00:53:57,958 --> 00:53:58,958 Gudrun. 590 00:54:13,958 --> 00:54:16,500 Cem had infiltrated my subconscious. 591 00:54:16,958 --> 00:54:19,792 Now what I had to do was: suppress, suppress, supp... Oh! 592 00:54:22,125 --> 00:54:24,125 He's all alone out there. 593 00:54:43,542 --> 00:54:45,333 Up already? 594 00:54:46,250 --> 00:54:48,750 Had a bad dream. - Me too. 595 00:54:50,208 --> 00:54:53,833 What about? - Girl stuff. You? 596 00:54:54,333 --> 00:54:56,125 None of your fucking business. 597 00:54:57,250 --> 00:55:01,250 Just tell me when you want to be left alone, dickhead. 598 00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:08,000 She was shot, you pain in the neck! - What? Who? Here? 599 00:55:08,458 --> 00:55:10,042 My mother. 600 00:55:12,958 --> 00:55:15,000 We'd gone to the lake. A van came up. 601 00:55:15,458 --> 00:55:19,458 It was the mob gang my dad had arrested a member of. 602 00:55:19,958 --> 00:55:22,000 No idea how he managed that. 603 00:55:22,458 --> 00:55:24,167 And then they just blew her away. 604 00:55:24,625 --> 00:55:27,250 I heard the shots, ran to the lake... 605 00:55:28,708 --> 00:55:30,625 ...and there was blood everywhere. 606 00:55:31,083 --> 00:55:32,625 Blood was spurting out everywhere! 607 00:55:36,792 --> 00:55:38,958 Anyway, then she was dead. 608 00:55:39,417 --> 00:55:43,417 My dad went crazy. We all got a new name and a new passport. 609 00:55:44,208 --> 00:55:47,500 Hear "Kadir Clan" and he'd go crazy again, 610 00:55:47,958 --> 00:55:51,750 we'd be off to a new witness protection program. - You were in witness protection? 611 00:55:52,583 --> 00:55:53,583 My real name 612 00:55:54,083 --> 00:55:56,708 is Mustafa, so something good came of it after all. 613 00:55:59,917 --> 00:56:03,292 Ever since we've been here I keep dreaming about her. - It's good 614 00:56:03,750 --> 00:56:06,583 to dream. It means you're working on your trauma. 615 00:56:07,042 --> 00:56:09,167 I don't have a trauma! 616 00:56:22,667 --> 00:56:24,833 You did that on purpose! 617 00:56:40,750 --> 00:56:42,750 You already have a tan. 618 00:56:43,208 --> 00:56:44,875 Shit, is that our backpack? 619 00:56:45,333 --> 00:56:47,583 Yes. - The tracking device! 620 00:56:49,333 --> 00:56:52,625 Go get it! - Me? You left it by the water! 621 00:56:53,083 --> 00:56:54,792 But you didn't watch it! 622 00:56:55,250 --> 00:56:56,708 Go on! 623 00:57:05,958 --> 00:57:08,250 I've stepped on something! 624 00:57:09,583 --> 00:57:11,917 Just swim, will you? 625 00:57:14,583 --> 00:57:17,208 Hurry, the backpack's almost gone! - Shut up... 626 00:57:26,792 --> 00:57:28,333 Hurry up, girl! 627 00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:32,542 Move it, faster! 628 00:57:35,500 --> 00:57:36,583 Shark! 629 00:57:37,417 --> 00:57:39,250 What? Where? Don't fuck with me! 630 00:57:39,708 --> 00:57:40,708 Behind you! 631 00:57:45,500 --> 00:57:47,250 Shark, shark, come here! 632 00:57:48,500 --> 00:57:49,500 Come here! 633 00:58:14,500 --> 00:58:17,292 Did you just kill it? 634 00:58:17,750 --> 00:58:20,167 That's okay, let's not 635 00:58:20,625 --> 00:58:24,333 make a big deal out of it. - Easy. It's really small! 636 00:58:25,083 --> 00:58:26,417 Is it dangerous at all? 637 00:58:27,792 --> 00:58:30,958 It's a shark. A monster of the deep! - How cute, a baby shark! 638 00:58:31,917 --> 00:58:35,417 Can't you simply say thank you? - Thank you... 639 00:58:35,875 --> 00:58:39,792 for stabbing first and thinking later, as if we didn't have a responsibility 640 00:58:40,292 --> 00:58:44,000 toward a creature that was turned into a monster by the media and Hollywood? 641 00:58:44,458 --> 00:58:47,250 You're such an eco-witch! 642 00:58:47,708 --> 00:58:50,625 I only asked if it was dangerous and you go crazy! 643 00:58:51,083 --> 00:58:55,083 How would I know if it's dangerous or not? Am I a doctor of marine biology? 644 00:58:56,208 --> 00:58:58,125 I can't see you as a doctor of anything. 645 00:59:02,792 --> 00:59:04,292 So what? 646 00:59:04,750 --> 00:59:08,208 Cockroaches aren't doctors, either, but they survive anything. Like me! 647 00:59:08,667 --> 00:59:11,042 When my father turns up in 20 years, 648 00:59:11,500 --> 00:59:13,583 I'll be sitting here waving, and behind me... 649 00:59:15,042 --> 00:59:16,167 your graves! 650 00:59:16,625 --> 00:59:18,792 There's a slight aggression potential here. 651 00:59:19,250 --> 00:59:21,750 I like you being so mean to Cem. 652 00:59:22,208 --> 00:59:25,542 He's an idiot, don't take all his crap. Ouch, my foot! 653 00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:29,208 He really meant to save you. - He was marking his territory, 654 00:59:29,667 --> 00:59:32,292 but the whole island stinks of piss by now. 655 00:59:32,750 --> 00:59:36,333 No, he can't swim, yet he still went after you. - Meaning? 656 00:59:36,792 --> 00:59:40,042 Our mother was murdered before Cem's eyes. - I know. By the lake. 657 00:59:41,458 --> 00:59:44,375 He tried to pull her out of the water, and she held on to his hand, 658 00:59:44,833 --> 00:59:45,833 but he was too small. 659 00:59:46,458 --> 00:59:50,250 Then her hand cramped up and she pulled him under. 660 00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:52,333 When they pulled him out 661 00:59:52,792 --> 00:59:54,000 he was already 662 00:59:54,458 --> 00:59:55,708 blue! 663 00:59:56,208 --> 00:59:58,667 He's been scared of water ever since. 664 01:01:10,542 --> 01:01:12,125 I wanted to... - Leave me alone! 665 01:01:16,875 --> 01:01:17,917 Dude! 666 01:01:26,458 --> 01:01:27,625 Do I look awful? 667 01:01:28,417 --> 01:01:29,417 No... 668 01:01:30,458 --> 01:01:31,625 P-perfectly normal. 669 01:01:33,208 --> 01:01:36,125 Do you know "The Hills Have Eyes"? 670 01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:42,000 Has it happened before? - Sure, 671 01:01:42,458 --> 01:01:44,375 every holiday! Of course not! 672 01:01:44,833 --> 01:01:47,083 I stepped on something poisonous! 673 01:01:48,708 --> 01:01:50,458 I've r-read somewhere 674 01:01:50,917 --> 01:01:52,083 what'll happen next. 675 01:01:52,542 --> 01:01:56,375 First she'll l-lose consciousness and then her h-heart will stop. 676 01:01:57,750 --> 01:01:59,875 Let's amputate the leg before the poison spreads. 677 01:02:00,833 --> 01:02:04,083 What's there to spread? She looks like a Russian weightlifter on cortisone! 678 01:02:05,292 --> 01:02:07,375 She needs a whatsit... 679 01:02:08,500 --> 01:02:10,333 An antiallergenic. 680 01:02:13,542 --> 01:02:17,542 Give me all your valuables. - What for? - I'm going to see the crazy people. 681 01:02:18,042 --> 01:02:20,083 The c-cannibals? - Otherwise 682 01:02:20,542 --> 01:02:22,292 her head will explode! 683 01:02:23,417 --> 01:02:24,583 It's too dangerous. 684 01:02:25,917 --> 01:02:28,958 I've saved her ass so many times now... 685 01:02:29,750 --> 01:02:31,167 It wasn't all for nothing. 686 01:02:37,333 --> 01:02:39,083 What about us? 687 01:02:39,542 --> 01:02:40,708 You wait here. 688 01:02:41,167 --> 01:02:44,000 Some of us have to survive to tell the kids out there of our adventures. 689 01:02:47,417 --> 01:02:50,625 You alright? - Yeah, yeah. One more bump 690 01:02:51,083 --> 01:02:52,500 won't matter. 691 01:02:54,708 --> 01:02:56,417 I'm going to be sick... 692 01:02:59,083 --> 01:03:00,833 FORENSICS 693 01:04:01,417 --> 01:04:05,083 My name is Doris, I'm 44 and I'm going to have an old sherry. 694 01:04:06,500 --> 01:04:08,375 Will you join me? 695 01:04:23,833 --> 01:04:25,292 I'd love to see you again, Ms. Schneider. 696 01:04:25,750 --> 01:04:29,417 Me too, Mr. �zt�rk. Well, we're staying at the same hotel. 697 01:04:31,125 --> 01:04:33,333 Good night. - It's still light. 698 01:04:33,792 --> 01:04:35,000 Right. 699 01:04:35,458 --> 01:04:37,917 A reflex after my numerous dates. 700 01:04:55,292 --> 01:04:56,292 Cem, 701 01:04:56,625 --> 01:04:59,333 before I die I'd like to apologize. 702 01:04:59,792 --> 01:05:03,000 Shut up. You won't die. - It was very brave of you 703 01:05:03,458 --> 01:05:07,458 to fight the baby shark. I just have a problem 704 01:05:08,208 --> 01:05:12,208 with being in need of help. The classic distribution of roles 705 01:05:13,333 --> 01:05:15,000 is a red rag to me. 706 01:05:15,708 --> 01:05:17,250 I'd rather die 707 01:05:17,708 --> 01:05:19,958 than admit I can't cope on my own. 708 01:05:20,417 --> 01:05:24,417 You'll all get out of this alive, I swear! This time I won't mess it up. 709 01:05:25,333 --> 01:05:29,333 Cem, I'm still alive and I have you to thank for it. You're so different 710 01:05:30,500 --> 01:05:33,375 from what I expected. You're responsible, 711 01:05:33,833 --> 01:05:35,458 brave and sexy... 712 01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:39,958 Are you diggin' on me? - Nope. 713 01:05:40,542 --> 01:05:44,208 Good, 'cause right now your eyes are bigger than your tits. 714 01:06:16,208 --> 01:06:17,208 God, Bongo! 715 01:06:17,917 --> 01:06:20,042 Hang out the laundry! - In a minute. 716 01:06:20,500 --> 01:06:23,667 I didn't study for nine years to clean up after you! 717 01:06:24,125 --> 01:06:27,375 And your penis belts are all over the place again! 718 01:06:33,208 --> 01:06:37,208 We need help! She stepped on something. But you're dead! 719 01:06:38,292 --> 01:06:41,750 Excuse me, I'm not that old! - You again! 720 01:06:42,583 --> 01:06:45,417 Why? Who are they? - They wanted to give me the iPod. 721 01:06:46,125 --> 01:06:49,042 You speak German? - Of course! I'm from Darmstadt! 722 01:06:51,208 --> 01:06:55,208 But we saw you being killed by that nigger! - What? No... 723 01:06:55,917 --> 01:06:59,917 My husband was piercing my earlobes and I always make a fuss. What happened? 724 01:07:06,417 --> 01:07:07,417 I see. 725 01:07:07,875 --> 01:07:09,125 A sea urchin. 726 01:07:09,625 --> 01:07:11,042 Poor girl. 727 01:07:15,250 --> 01:07:17,625 Don't hold it against Bongo. 728 01:07:18,083 --> 01:07:19,083 Sometimes tourists stray here, 729 01:07:19,583 --> 01:07:21,917 and his father and him like to 730 01:07:22,375 --> 01:07:26,375 scare them away, so they don't leave their mess in our paradise, 731 01:07:29,500 --> 01:07:32,417 crap everywhere and leave condoms lying around... 732 01:07:33,542 --> 01:07:36,750 There, you'll be able to breathe again in a minute. 733 01:07:41,667 --> 01:07:44,417 Christiane F. must've used that syringe, too! 734 01:07:45,625 --> 01:07:47,583 This won't hurt. It'll only take a sec. 735 01:07:51,333 --> 01:07:52,500 There. 736 01:08:02,625 --> 01:08:06,625 So you're not cannibals at all? - Tongo, yes, but I converted him. 737 01:08:08,875 --> 01:08:12,458 To be honest, they hardly ever ate human flesh. 738 01:08:12,917 --> 01:08:14,458 In the old days, more often, 739 01:08:14,917 --> 01:08:17,625 and of course the old and weak. 740 01:08:18,083 --> 01:08:20,917 But otherwise they're a peaceful people. 741 01:08:22,250 --> 01:08:25,750 I only wanted to study them for a few months. 742 01:08:26,208 --> 01:08:29,458 But then I met Tongo. Little Bear! 743 01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:31,000 Uschi! 744 01:08:31,458 --> 01:08:32,458 Hungry! 745 01:08:32,708 --> 01:08:34,208 Not pig again! 746 01:08:34,708 --> 01:08:35,750 Tourists! 747 01:08:36,583 --> 01:08:39,583 Little Bear, this cutie-pie and his girlfriend are marooned. 748 01:08:40,042 --> 01:08:43,042 She's laid low in the hut and they're both starving. 749 01:08:46,250 --> 01:08:47,333 You eat, 750 01:08:47,792 --> 01:08:49,458 then leave! 751 01:08:53,250 --> 01:08:56,792 He needs time to become chatty. There! 752 01:08:57,250 --> 01:09:00,708 Rub her face with this it'll take down the swelling. 753 01:09:14,917 --> 01:09:17,000 Sorry, but you look so funny. 754 01:09:36,583 --> 01:09:40,583 Ms. Uschi? Do you have a radio? We should call our parents. 755 01:09:42,083 --> 01:09:45,625 Sorry, no, we don't have a radio. - No radio... 756 01:09:46,750 --> 01:09:49,167 What about the phone? 757 01:09:51,292 --> 01:09:52,542 Dial a zero first. 758 01:09:56,958 --> 01:09:59,417 Lena, we've got a phone! 759 01:10:02,958 --> 01:10:05,000 On your forehead? - Yes! 760 01:10:05,458 --> 01:10:06,708 A pensioner's kiss! 761 01:10:07,167 --> 01:10:08,625 Did you want more? 762 01:10:09,083 --> 01:10:11,875 Stop it, it's not funny. I'm dating a Turkish policeman. 763 01:10:12,333 --> 01:10:13,583 A nightmare for my image. 764 01:10:14,042 --> 01:10:16,833 If I tell the girls from the orgasm course, I'm finished. 765 01:10:17,292 --> 01:10:18,875 Admit it, you're in love! 766 01:10:19,333 --> 01:10:20,500 I didn't expect this! 767 01:10:20,958 --> 01:10:23,500 These Mediterranean guys are famous for hot passion 768 01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:26,917 and samba, or whatever Turks dance. 769 01:10:29,333 --> 01:10:33,333 Hang on, my mussels! It's so cheap here. I'm totally addicted to room service. 770 01:10:40,667 --> 01:10:42,167 Mr. �zt�rk! 771 01:10:43,958 --> 01:10:45,167 Metin. 772 01:10:48,208 --> 01:10:50,833 I'm wearing my algae mask! - I don't give a shit. 773 01:10:51,292 --> 01:10:52,750 I love algae! 774 01:11:06,375 --> 01:11:08,083 Oh, I'm so glad! 775 01:11:10,958 --> 01:11:14,792 It's the kids. They found a phone and live with a woman who married a native. 776 01:11:15,250 --> 01:11:16,333 Are they well? 777 01:11:16,833 --> 01:11:19,875 Of course. Shall I... You probably want to... 778 01:11:22,042 --> 01:11:25,000 We'll be there tomorrow. - Tomorrow? 779 01:11:27,833 --> 01:11:30,583 Yeah. And it was just getting... 780 01:11:34,875 --> 01:11:36,958 I mean, there'll be plenty of food. 781 01:11:41,250 --> 01:11:43,583 Here on Buri Buri everything's different. 782 01:11:44,542 --> 01:11:45,958 First of all 783 01:11:46,417 --> 01:11:48,042 we strip off our clothes. 784 01:11:48,500 --> 01:11:52,500 Then, at some point, our fa�ades. And finally 785 01:11:53,083 --> 01:11:54,167 you become the person 786 01:11:55,042 --> 01:11:56,958 that you really are. 787 01:12:02,417 --> 01:12:06,042 It looks really good. - It is good, and so healthy! 788 01:12:07,583 --> 01:12:09,458 Makes a change from fatty pig meat! 789 01:12:10,417 --> 01:12:14,083 Costa's been hungry all day. - Yes, try it, Costa. - Go on! 790 01:12:35,667 --> 01:12:39,667 Not only was it a bad day for the monkey, Costa liked more than he expected... 791 01:12:41,250 --> 01:12:42,525 Awesome! 792 01:12:42,625 --> 01:12:44,292 ...It was also the day I realized 793 01:12:44,750 --> 01:12:46,625 that we'd all changed. 794 01:12:47,833 --> 01:12:51,417 The island had changed us all. No one would've admitted it, but I knew 795 01:12:52,667 --> 01:12:55,250 that none of us regretted the plane crash. 796 01:12:55,542 --> 01:12:58,000 Well, except the airline. 797 01:13:52,833 --> 01:13:54,458 W-what's that? 798 01:13:57,500 --> 01:13:59,042 Peace pipe. 799 01:14:05,167 --> 01:14:07,583 Hey, want to go back? 800 01:14:09,375 --> 01:14:11,250 I want to show you something. 801 01:14:11,708 --> 01:14:14,268 Right. This was it. 802 01:14:14,542 --> 01:14:17,292 The only question was, was I ready? 803 01:14:19,917 --> 01:14:23,083 Hey, white girl, we smoke the stronger stuff out here. 804 01:14:24,458 --> 01:14:25,833 Even better. 805 01:14:32,708 --> 01:14:36,625 Doesn't it make you sad? Handicapped people like you hardly ever find a girl. 806 01:14:38,375 --> 01:14:42,375 I want to try d-dolphin therapy. 807 01:14:42,917 --> 01:14:46,750 I don't think animals have any other purpose than being eaten. 808 01:14:48,042 --> 01:14:49,458 I'm sure 809 01:14:51,250 --> 01:14:53,125 something will h-help me. 810 01:14:53,750 --> 01:14:57,417 Maybe a miracle will take place, right before you die... 811 01:14:57,917 --> 01:15:01,917 and you'll think, "Just when I'm able to speak I get cancer." 812 01:15:04,333 --> 01:15:06,500 Don't be so mean! 813 01:15:08,625 --> 01:15:10,000 Is there anything... 814 01:15:10,667 --> 01:15:13,917 you'd want to do before you die? 815 01:15:23,333 --> 01:15:24,792 No. 816 01:15:36,625 --> 01:15:37,792 Check out this beach! 817 01:15:38,292 --> 01:15:42,292 I always hated sunsets, but now... - Thank God. Me too. Right. 818 01:15:43,417 --> 01:15:47,000 Maybe you could get me in the mood first? 819 01:15:48,500 --> 01:15:51,833 What mood? Just stand there and shut up. 820 01:15:52,292 --> 01:15:55,792 I always imagined it to be a little more interactive. 821 01:15:56,458 --> 01:15:59,000 And also more... lying down? 822 01:15:59,917 --> 01:16:03,917 Might be fun standing up, but you don't start that way, do you? 823 01:16:06,083 --> 01:16:08,958 This feels like my examination! What the hell are you talking about? 824 01:16:09,417 --> 01:16:12,292 I thought you wanted to "show me something"! 825 01:16:13,500 --> 01:16:15,917 If I wanna fuck, I'll say so. Now be quiet. 826 01:16:17,458 --> 01:16:19,250 You're the first German girl who may enjoy this. 827 01:16:27,375 --> 01:16:29,708 Shut the fuck up, retard! 828 01:16:32,750 --> 01:16:34,708 Only my balls are bigger than my pride. 829 01:16:35,167 --> 01:16:36,708 I drive a Jet Ski in the Persian Gulf. 830 01:16:37,167 --> 01:16:39,333 I fuck bitches like Jessica Alba. 831 01:16:39,792 --> 01:16:42,042 You fuck bitches as ugly as sin. 832 01:16:42,500 --> 01:16:44,417 Shades: Gucci. Suit: Armani. 833 01:16:44,875 --> 01:16:46,667 Watch: Breitling. Dick: Ferrari. 834 01:16:47,125 --> 01:16:50,000 I make hoes as hot as wasabi. 835 01:16:50,458 --> 01:16:52,375 I fuck 'em and go. A gangsta never sleeps. 836 01:16:52,833 --> 01:16:54,625 Bitch, search my pants! For Cem's monster 837 01:16:55,083 --> 01:16:57,333 even the ozone hole is too tight. 838 01:16:57,792 --> 01:17:00,458 Ask Aguilera who's the greatest, 839 01:17:00,917 --> 01:17:02,833 the hoe wouldn't get off my kebab skewer. 840 01:17:03,875 --> 01:17:05,083 I'm chilling with hoes by my pool. 841 01:17:05,542 --> 01:17:07,750 Nothing you can do. 842 01:17:08,458 --> 01:17:10,583 Cem's gonna fuck all hoes to death. 843 01:17:11,042 --> 01:17:12,958 You bastard, your mother is a homo! 844 01:17:16,792 --> 01:17:17,875 So? 845 01:17:18,667 --> 01:17:22,667 Was it a parody of some kind? - It was a top 10 hit. - If not top 5. 846 01:17:24,125 --> 01:17:25,792 How d'you mean? - Ironically. 847 01:17:27,375 --> 01:17:28,792 You wanted my opinion. 848 01:17:29,250 --> 01:17:32,792 Not any more. - Too late. - I don't give a shit. 849 01:17:33,250 --> 01:17:37,083 You'd better! That stuff will make zero point zero euros! 850 01:17:37,542 --> 01:17:40,833 You've no idea what rap is. It expresses me, it's my life! 851 01:17:41,292 --> 01:17:45,292 Really? I didn't know you chill with hoes by the pool or that your di... 852 01:17:45,958 --> 01:17:48,458 your genital was too big for the ozone hole, which is... 853 01:17:48,917 --> 01:17:52,500 total nonsense because the ozone hole is really... Anyway, 854 01:17:52,958 --> 01:17:56,958 obviously your "brothers in the hood" don't have the balls to tell you 855 01:17:57,583 --> 01:18:01,583 to finish school instead of wasting your time smoking pot and playing games 856 01:18:02,125 --> 01:18:06,125 hoping you'll be the next 50 Cent! - What are you dissing me for? 857 01:18:06,350 --> 01:18:09,583 You think you're smarterer than me? 858 01:18:10,042 --> 01:18:14,042 "Smarter than me", Cem. Read something besides the soccer results. 859 01:18:15,500 --> 01:18:17,042 Okay, so I'm stupid. 860 01:18:17,500 --> 01:18:20,333 I'm the stupid dago you can't really have a decent conversation with. 861 01:18:21,958 --> 01:18:25,958 But do you know what makes me sick? I would've been good enough to fuck! 862 01:18:42,708 --> 01:18:46,708 I didn't know what'd upset my stomach more: my bad conscience or Uschi's weed. 863 01:19:06,375 --> 01:19:08,208 He tried to read it. 864 01:19:25,417 --> 01:19:27,333 Hey! Sleeping out here? 865 01:19:27,875 --> 01:19:31,542 No, in a hotel in Dumbass Town. 866 01:19:32,000 --> 01:19:34,625 Get a double room. Then you can read to me. 867 01:19:36,125 --> 01:19:37,458 Never seen it. 868 01:19:37,917 --> 01:19:40,167 You underlined "gown" and "tassel". 869 01:19:41,875 --> 01:19:43,958 Yagmur already explained them to me. - What? 870 01:19:44,417 --> 01:19:46,333 Yagmur already explained them to me. 871 01:19:48,125 --> 01:19:50,125 Did you read it for me? 872 01:19:50,583 --> 01:19:52,208 To impress me? 873 01:19:53,042 --> 01:19:54,458 No. - Cem, if you... 874 01:19:54,917 --> 01:19:58,917 are trying to become a better person, then maybe I'll manage it, too. 875 01:20:00,542 --> 01:20:03,292 You're right, I can't let go. 876 01:20:05,167 --> 01:20:07,667 Maybe I do have some issues. 877 01:20:09,042 --> 01:20:10,292 You don't have to. 878 01:20:17,542 --> 01:20:18,875 What's wrong? 879 01:20:20,083 --> 01:20:22,375 I think the peace pipe's working. 880 01:20:22,833 --> 01:20:24,542 More than I thought. 881 01:20:25,083 --> 01:20:26,875 Dude, how many puffs did you take? 882 01:20:33,125 --> 01:20:34,792 Stay in the shallow end, girl! 883 01:20:35,542 --> 01:20:38,833 I told you not to call me girl! 884 01:20:41,417 --> 01:20:44,042 Because it makes me 885 01:20:44,500 --> 01:20:46,833 all horny. - Are you crazy? 886 01:20:48,292 --> 01:20:50,667 Who's uptight now? 887 01:21:03,500 --> 01:21:05,125 You're such a good kisser! 888 01:21:06,667 --> 01:21:07,750 That's my nose. 889 01:21:09,917 --> 01:21:12,958 Sorry. I'm slightly disoriented... 890 01:22:01,167 --> 01:22:02,708 Are you sure? 891 01:22:03,958 --> 01:22:07,750 One of you three has to sleep with me! 892 01:22:09,250 --> 01:22:11,750 But only if you really like me. 893 01:22:35,125 --> 01:22:36,875 Are we having sex yet? 894 01:22:56,792 --> 01:22:58,750 How was it? Did it hurt? - Cem... 895 01:23:01,583 --> 01:23:03,042 Piss off. 896 01:23:04,042 --> 01:23:05,417 I'll get dressed. 897 01:23:06,542 --> 01:23:08,750 In five minutes by the waterfall? 898 01:23:10,251 --> 01:23:11,251 All right. 899 01:23:21,292 --> 01:23:23,083 Where were you all night? 900 01:23:23,667 --> 01:23:27,667 I was home at around 12:30. Costa partied a little longer. 901 01:23:30,083 --> 01:23:33,292 As you can see. - Hello! - What's that? 902 01:23:33,750 --> 01:23:37,292 That's Susi! I saved her from breakfast. 903 01:23:38,708 --> 01:23:41,250 Susi, Cem. Susi, Yagmur. 904 01:23:43,417 --> 01:23:45,667 So that was it. My first time. 905 01:23:46,125 --> 01:23:50,125 How could I tell my children about it when I couldn't remember anything? 906 01:23:51,333 --> 01:23:53,500 Was it good? He didn't say a word. 907 01:23:53,958 --> 01:23:56,042 Cem and Lena had sex. - So? 908 01:23:56,500 --> 01:23:57,583 Was it n-nice? 909 01:23:58,167 --> 01:24:01,083 Yes, Cem, was it nice? - Double-shut-up! 910 01:24:01,542 --> 01:24:05,000 Maybe they didn't do it at all. There's no blood on the mattress. 911 01:24:06,042 --> 01:24:08,708 I'll bust your face! I screwed her, man, I screwed her good! 912 01:24:09,167 --> 01:24:12,083 So did Cemi win the bet? Yes, he did! 913 01:24:13,333 --> 01:24:14,583 A bet? 914 01:24:15,333 --> 01:24:16,392 Dumbass! 915 01:24:19,667 --> 01:24:20,667 So, 916 01:24:21,083 --> 01:24:22,917 how was the party? 917 01:24:23,833 --> 01:24:25,292 Fine, and now I've got 918 01:24:25,750 --> 01:24:28,750 a t-teensy bit of a p-problem. Yagmur, 919 01:24:29,208 --> 01:24:31,667 can you help me? 920 01:24:34,833 --> 01:24:36,167 I can't g-get it off. 921 01:24:46,875 --> 01:24:48,458 Where did you get such a stupid idea? 922 01:24:49,167 --> 01:24:50,792 I was h-high. 923 01:25:03,750 --> 01:25:04,750 I'm s-sorry. 924 01:25:05,458 --> 01:25:07,708 The shell meant nothing to me. 925 01:25:08,542 --> 01:25:12,542 What, no stammer? A, B, D, E... One kebab with hot sauce, no onions. 926 01:25:13,750 --> 01:25:15,458 Fuck, did you hear that? 927 01:25:15,917 --> 01:25:18,292 Dude, I can talk! I'm flipping out! 928 01:25:20,875 --> 01:25:22,750 You are my... 929 01:25:23,708 --> 01:25:25,875 m-m-miracle, Yagmur. 930 01:25:26,333 --> 01:25:27,833 You mustn't say fuck. 931 01:25:52,000 --> 01:25:54,250 If this is over, Yagmur... - Yes? 932 01:25:55,458 --> 01:25:56,708 Would you... 933 01:25:57,167 --> 01:26:01,083 I can't marry you, Costa, my family would never allow it! 934 01:26:01,917 --> 01:26:05,042 ...go and see a movie with me? 935 01:26:07,667 --> 01:26:09,083 Kids! 936 01:26:10,292 --> 01:26:13,167 Cem! Yagmur! - Dad! 937 01:26:14,208 --> 01:26:15,667 We're here! 938 01:26:18,750 --> 01:26:20,000 You know... 939 01:26:20,458 --> 01:26:22,208 so much has happened between us, 940 01:26:22,667 --> 01:26:26,000 and I almost believed we had something going... 941 01:26:26,750 --> 01:26:28,125 until I found out 942 01:26:28,583 --> 01:26:30,625 it was a fuck bet! 943 01:26:31,167 --> 01:26:33,083 How do you know? - What was it about? 944 01:26:33,542 --> 01:26:36,292 What did you bet for? - A Snickers bar. - A Snickers bar? 945 01:26:53,417 --> 01:26:54,667 You alright? 946 01:26:55,125 --> 01:26:57,958 Nothing's alright, you stupid jerk! 947 01:27:01,417 --> 01:27:02,833 Lena, no shit... 948 01:27:03,292 --> 01:27:04,875 It was just... - Cucumber! 949 01:27:05,958 --> 01:27:07,542 Oh, Mom! 950 01:27:18,000 --> 01:27:19,000 You alright? 951 01:27:20,375 --> 01:27:21,467 Yes. 952 01:27:22,250 --> 01:27:24,458 You came just in time 953 01:27:25,000 --> 01:27:27,708 before anyone got hurt. 954 01:28:01,083 --> 01:28:05,083 By the way, Meti... Mr. �zt�rk and I thought we'd all have dinner together. 955 01:28:08,625 --> 01:28:12,125 First you pick us up a day later because it suits you, then you fuck the Albanian 956 01:28:12,226 --> 01:28:17,626 and now you ask me to have dinner with that asshole? 957 01:28:17,026 --> 01:28:20,317 You don't even know Metin! - I'm talking about Cem. 958 01:28:21,125 --> 01:28:24,958 I see. I'd really appreciate it, if Cem and you could talk things out, 959 01:28:25,058 --> 01:28:29,000 whatever it is that happened. - I can safely say "nothing at all"! 960 01:28:29,458 --> 01:28:32,542 And I'd like to add the following question: 961 01:28:33,000 --> 01:28:35,208 "Why would it matter to you?" 962 01:28:36,083 --> 01:28:37,958 Because I want to see Metin again. 963 01:28:38,417 --> 01:28:41,875 Go ahead. What's it to me? I can be out those two times. 964 01:28:42,333 --> 01:28:44,250 I'm talking about more often. 965 01:28:44,792 --> 01:28:48,792 More often, like in three or four times? - More often, like in... 966 01:28:49,875 --> 01:28:51,625 maybe he's the right one! 967 01:28:53,375 --> 01:28:55,667 Are you drunk? - Yes, with happiness, Cucumber. 968 01:28:56,125 --> 01:28:58,250 I could make a new start and live with him. 969 01:28:59,583 --> 01:29:02,417 In the morning I'll make breakfast, in the evening I'll dust my wall plates, 970 01:29:02,875 --> 01:29:06,208 I'll do the laundry and hang it out... 971 01:29:06,667 --> 01:29:09,125 Mom, you can't fall in love in four days, that's just not possible! 972 01:29:10,542 --> 01:29:12,308 Tonight we'll have dinner together. 973 01:29:12,467 --> 01:29:15,033 And with Buddha's help we'll become one family. 974 01:29:25,500 --> 01:29:27,958 Finished your shower? - What's that? - Nothing. 975 01:29:28,833 --> 01:29:29,833 No! 976 01:29:37,208 --> 01:29:38,583 Is this for Costa? 977 01:29:39,042 --> 01:29:41,042 A different Costa. - Don't lie to me. 978 01:29:42,250 --> 01:29:46,250 What's all this? It's like soft porn! - Why can you fall in love and not me? 979 01:29:47,750 --> 01:29:49,333 Are you rebelling? 980 01:29:51,167 --> 01:29:53,792 Want to end up in the wardrobe again? - Don't act cool, you like her! 981 01:29:54,625 --> 01:29:58,333 You kept making your mirror face. And did push-ups before she woke up 982 01:29:58,792 --> 01:29:59,792 so you'd look good. 983 01:30:00,292 --> 01:30:01,458 Shut up. - You shut up! 984 01:30:03,792 --> 01:30:06,875 Is your ego on steroids? - If you were a real man, 985 01:30:07,333 --> 01:30:10,967 you'd tell her you like her and apologize! 986 01:30:22,125 --> 01:30:26,125 Okay. Then write me one of those, too, a letter. 987 01:30:29,167 --> 01:30:31,533 "My beloved Lena..." 988 01:30:33,292 --> 01:30:34,708 Come on, that's too gay for me. 989 01:30:35,167 --> 01:30:37,250 I'll talk to her myself. Pick me out some clothes. 990 01:30:37,708 --> 01:30:41,708 Sink away deeper and deeper into a state of relaxation... 991 01:30:44,125 --> 01:30:47,042 Yes, that's good... 992 01:30:47,875 --> 01:30:48,917 You're alive! 993 01:30:49,458 --> 01:30:52,333 Frieder, what are you doing here? - What am I... 994 01:30:52,792 --> 01:30:55,458 I was worried. I heard your name on the news. 995 01:30:55,917 --> 01:30:58,792 Frieder, I... - I'm insecure, I know. That's why I'm here. 996 01:30:59,250 --> 01:31:03,250 No matter when, no matter where, I'll always be there for you. 997 01:31:04,750 --> 01:31:08,750 No ocean can keep us apart. - Okay, you're scaring me. 998 01:31:09,250 --> 01:31:11,708 Relax your neck... 999 01:31:12,167 --> 01:31:16,167 It's probably my new antidepressant, it's giving me a buzz. 1000 01:31:21,583 --> 01:31:22,650 What? 1001 01:31:23,083 --> 01:31:24,083 About the 1002 01:31:24,542 --> 01:31:26,208 fuck bet, I... 1003 01:31:28,583 --> 01:31:31,567 Talking isn't really my thing... - No? 1004 01:31:31,667 --> 01:31:33,672 I hadn't noticed. Now's inconvenient. 1005 01:31:33,792 --> 01:31:36,875 I was in the middle of a sentence. - I was in the middle of making out. 1006 01:31:37,333 --> 01:31:39,250 My boyfriend's here. 1007 01:31:41,708 --> 01:31:43,125 I'm your boyfriend? 1008 01:31:44,167 --> 01:31:45,833 Frieder, you idiot! 1009 01:31:47,167 --> 01:31:49,458 He's excited cos he's gonna screw me. 1010 01:31:50,500 --> 01:31:53,083 About us on the island... 1011 01:31:54,250 --> 01:31:56,917 That was the usual holiday affair. 1012 01:31:57,375 --> 01:31:58,958 So, ciao. 1013 01:32:02,625 --> 01:32:05,042 Were you serious? - Sure. 1014 01:32:06,917 --> 01:32:10,667 You're playing with my feelings! - That's the way it is at our age. 1015 01:32:11,708 --> 01:32:15,167 I had to prevent it. I would not live a life together with Cem �zt�rk. 1016 01:32:15,625 --> 01:32:17,708 I only had four hours until dinner, 1017 01:32:18,167 --> 01:32:22,167 over which one of these demented lunatics was sure to pop the question. 1018 01:32:26,667 --> 01:32:28,667 Off to the next witness protection program! 1019 01:33:10,958 --> 01:33:12,250 Police! 1020 01:33:25,792 --> 01:33:28,208 "We've found you! Kadir." 1021 01:33:29,125 --> 01:33:31,417 Cem! Yagmur! 1022 01:33:40,417 --> 01:33:43,000 So? Calmed down? - You could say that. 1023 01:33:43,917 --> 01:33:46,000 You look pretty. 1024 01:33:46,750 --> 01:33:49,542 Metin will be here shortly. He should've been here ages ago. 1025 01:33:50,000 --> 01:33:53,542 And him being a policeman. - I hope nothing's happened. 1026 01:33:54,043 --> 01:33:57,043 �zt�rk. Could you call again the room? 1027 01:33:57,144 --> 01:34:00,144 I'm sorry, but Ozturk family exit did it anyway. 1028 01:34:40,500 --> 01:34:42,125 Yagmur, stay inside! 1029 01:34:47,208 --> 01:34:49,417 Are we having sex yet? 1030 01:34:58,208 --> 01:34:59,292 Where's the sex! 1031 01:35:08,750 --> 01:35:11,792 Cem �zt�rk never had sex with me. He'd only... 1032 01:35:12,250 --> 01:35:15,875 covered me up and watched me all night long. 1033 01:35:22,125 --> 01:35:24,542 And I ruined it. 1034 01:35:33,875 --> 01:35:35,792 Remember that we talked about 1035 01:35:36,250 --> 01:35:39,917 how all mothers freak out sometimes, but you've found your inner center 1036 01:35:40,375 --> 01:35:44,375 and would never use traditional punishments? 1037 01:35:47,042 --> 01:35:48,042 Speak. 1038 01:36:05,500 --> 01:36:07,583 Which punishments did I mention? 1039 01:36:08,042 --> 01:36:10,708 House arrest? TV ban? 1040 01:36:12,042 --> 01:36:13,250 No allowance? 1041 01:36:13,708 --> 01:36:16,250 Okay, because it's important to me to keep my promises... 1042 01:36:19,458 --> 01:36:21,125 so our mutual trust won't suffer. 1043 01:36:21,917 --> 01:36:23,750 Now come on, we need a taxi! 1044 01:36:25,833 --> 01:36:27,125 I'm proud of you. 1045 01:36:27,583 --> 01:36:31,292 Because I told you the truth? - No, because you finally took drugs! 1046 01:37:01,333 --> 01:37:03,625 Your new passports. Memorize the names. 1047 01:37:05,917 --> 01:37:07,333 Marianne? 1048 01:37:07,792 --> 01:37:09,083 Magnus? 1049 01:37:09,542 --> 01:37:12,458 Amundsen. - What crap name is that? 1050 01:37:12,917 --> 01:37:15,583 It's not even Turkish! - They're looking for Turkish names. 1051 01:37:16,667 --> 01:37:20,167 You're two years younger now, Ce... Magnus. 1052 01:37:20,625 --> 01:37:24,208 The Norwegians have great schools. Would be nice if you finally got your diploma. 1053 01:37:25,000 --> 01:37:28,042 I don't want to be called Magnus. - Put on your glasses. 1054 01:37:36,125 --> 01:37:39,208 I don't want to go to Oslo! - Oslo's beautiful. 1055 01:37:40,083 --> 01:37:41,292 Marianne! 1056 01:37:50,500 --> 01:37:51,750 We're on. 1057 01:38:09,375 --> 01:38:11,250 Damn, they recognized us! 1058 01:38:12,292 --> 01:38:14,583 Doris, I'm sorry, but we have to leave the country. 1059 01:38:15,042 --> 01:38:19,042 I wanted to spare you the goodbyes, the drama, but this is about your safety. 1060 01:38:23,292 --> 01:38:27,292 I trashed your room and I sprayed the threat on the wall. 1061 01:38:30,208 --> 01:38:32,500 I freaked out. I'm sorry. 1062 01:38:32,958 --> 01:38:34,833 I'm a bad person. 1063 01:38:37,667 --> 01:38:38,667 Misunder... 1064 01:38:39,375 --> 01:38:40,375 ...standing. 1065 01:38:43,167 --> 01:38:44,333 No hard feelings? 1066 01:38:44,792 --> 01:38:46,458 I told you how awful she is. 1067 01:38:47,583 --> 01:38:49,917 That was irresponsible and stupid... 1068 01:39:00,125 --> 01:39:03,208 Hey! Never knew you wore glasses. 1069 01:39:03,958 --> 01:39:06,083 I finally see you perfectly. 1070 01:39:08,458 --> 01:39:09,583 Frieder's not my boyfriend. 1071 01:39:10,792 --> 01:39:12,583 He's an idiot. Well, so are you... 1072 01:39:15,292 --> 01:39:19,042 but you're the idiot I've fallen in love with. 1073 01:39:25,292 --> 01:39:26,542 What? 1074 01:39:28,042 --> 01:39:29,667 It's just that "in love" stuff. 1075 01:39:31,875 --> 01:39:33,500 I know you didn't sleep with me. 1076 01:39:36,875 --> 01:39:38,792 I wanted you to be sober. 1077 01:39:39,250 --> 01:39:42,250 So you can remember how crappy a first time is. 1078 01:39:42,708 --> 01:39:45,375 Not if it's the right person. - You two 1079 01:39:45,833 --> 01:39:48,458 are totally ridiculous! And your image is well and truly fucked, Magnus! 1080 01:39:48,917 --> 01:39:50,708 Shut your face. 1081 01:39:51,792 --> 01:39:54,125 And that's how two screwed up families 1082 01:39:54,583 --> 01:39:56,000 became one happy one. 1083 01:40:04,167 --> 01:40:05,750 Bye, you retards! 1084 01:40:06,208 --> 01:40:09,208 And for the first time in a long time I'd arrived. 1085 01:40:11,875 --> 01:40:14,167 Dude, this sucks. - All the way down. 1086 01:40:14,625 --> 01:40:17,917 What if anyone sees me? - It's only a sunset. 1087 01:40:18,458 --> 01:40:19,500 No. 1088 01:44:03,667 --> 01:44:05,167 We should've done it on holiday. 1089 01:44:05,625 --> 01:44:06,792 This is much hotter. 1090 01:44:10,167 --> 01:44:12,000 Got any condoms? 1091 01:44:12,458 --> 01:44:13,458 No. 1092 01:44:13,875 --> 01:44:14,958 Stupid! Go get some. 1093 01:44:15,417 --> 01:44:16,667 Where? - What do I know? 1094 01:44:29,042 --> 01:44:30,958 My cherry undies! 1095 01:44:48,542 --> 01:44:50,792 Who's there? - Who do you think? 1096 01:44:53,875 --> 01:44:55,625 Your mom had some. 1097 01:44:56,083 --> 01:44:57,083 My mom? 1098 01:44:57,500 --> 01:44:59,375 She knows we're having... 1099 01:45:01,542 --> 01:45:03,083 I'm so proud of you! 1100 01:45:03,542 --> 01:45:04,833 Any questions? 1101 01:45:05,375 --> 01:45:07,542 Want to talk? - No. 1102 01:45:08,000 --> 01:45:10,667 And don't stand outside the door. 1103 01:45:27,167 --> 01:45:28,875 I'm gonna be sick! 1104 01:42:30,009 --> 01:42:31,761 Shut up, you retard! 1105 01:42:34,889 --> 01:42:36,925 My dad's a cop, I'm boss of the block. 1106 01:42:37,369 --> 01:42:39,644 One wrong word and you get a bullet. 1107 01:42:40,129 --> 01:42:42,006 Kalashnikov, gold chain, white shirt. 1108 01:42:42,449 --> 01:42:44,485 Your mom gets a dick in her mouth. 1109 01:42:44,929 --> 01:42:46,885 Look at me. A kid from the street 1110 01:42:47,329 --> 01:42:49,160 making more on snow than a Winter Olympiad. 1111 01:42:49,849 --> 01:42:51,726 Ask Eva Padberg, "Who fucks like a stud?" 1112 01:42:52,369 --> 01:42:54,405 Cem's the reason to lock your door! 1113 01:42:55,449 --> 01:42:57,167 I'm chilling with hoes by my pool. 1114 01:42:57,609 --> 01:42:59,042 Nothing you can do! 1115 01:42:59,489 --> 01:43:01,241 Wanna learn a thing? Just watch me! 1116 01:43:01,689 --> 01:43:03,884 Say hi to your mom, you bastard! 1117 01:43:05,049 --> 01:43:06,198 Everything's bright and shiny. 1118 01:43:06,649 --> 01:43:08,924 The gun goes... I'm not a good man. 1119 01:43:09,369 --> 01:43:11,087 Cem's the man who bursts hoes with his dick. 1120 01:43:11,529 --> 01:43:13,042 Run, motherfucker! Run! 1121 01:43:13,489 --> 01:43:15,844 Only my balls are bigger than my pride. 1122 01:43:16,289 --> 01:43:17,768 I drive a Jet Ski in the Persian Gulf. 1123 01:43:18,209 --> 01:43:20,279 I fuck bitches like Jessica Alba. 1124 01:43:20,729 --> 01:43:22,879 You fuck bitches as ugly as sin. 1125 01:43:23,329 --> 01:43:24,808 Shades: Gucci. Suit: Armani. 1126 01:43:25,249 --> 01:43:27,319 Watch: Breitling. Dick: Ferrari. 1127 01:43:27,769 --> 01:43:30,158 I make hoes as hot as wasabi. 1128 01:43:30,609 --> 01:43:32,804 I fuck 'em and go. A gangsta never sleeps. 1129 01:43:33,249 --> 01:43:34,967 Bitch, search my pants. For Cem's monster 1130 01:43:35,409 --> 01:43:37,923 even the ozone hole is too tight. 1131 01:43:38,369 --> 01:43:40,564 Ask Aguilera who's the greatest, 1132 01:43:41,009 --> 01:43:42,840 the hoe wouldn't get off my kebab skewer. 1133 01:43:43,849 --> 01:43:45,840 I'm chilling with hoes by my pool. 1134 01:43:46,289 --> 01:43:47,438 Nothing you can do. 1135 01:43:47,889 --> 01:43:49,686 Wanna learn a thing? Just watch me! 1136 01:43:50,129 --> 01:43:52,359 Say hi to your mom, you bastard! 1137 01:43:53,489 --> 01:43:54,558 Everything's bright and shiny. 1138 01:43:55,009 --> 01:43:57,159 The gun goes... I'm not a good man. 1139 01:43:57,609 --> 01:43:59,600 Cem's the man who bursts hoes with his dick. 1140 01:44:00,049 --> 01:44:02,005 Run, motherfucker! Run! 1141 01:44:03,409 --> 01:44:05,001 I'm chilling with hoes by my pool. 1142 01:44:05,449 --> 01:44:06,928 Nothing you can do. 1143 01:44:07,369 --> 01:44:09,166 Cem's gonna fuck all hoes to death. 1144 01:44:09,609 --> 01:44:10,598 You bastard, 1145 01:44:11,049 --> 01:44:12,607 your mother's a homo!88818