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Do not do it.

Please don't do it again.

You are not done yet.

Please forgive me.

I can not do this.

You made a deal with me.

Instead of doing what you say it's going to do, set your own fees.

I killed him voluntarily.

It would have been a good way to hang out on a normal Tuesday.

You will have to comply with your last duty.

Well it was just a bunch of crocodile tears.

As soon as you leave, you you spend all your money

It's all the same with people like you.

Come on, why don't you do you get down to work?

Put it on the tray.

On the floor.

You see? It's more easy than you think.

Bring your reward and take it.

It is just that...

"Headstone".

"Lonni",

"Kasper Nordin".

Welcome to the House of Kasper's Fun.

Please go to the room common to change clothes.

Have fun!

Good news, Kasper.

I have an offer of interesting work.

The reality show ...

Are you kidding me.

Well listen, if we win, they give me 5 million dollars.

I need a real job.

I'm tired of reality shows.

The client is not bothered to bring it.

I named a guy.

Why?

I went to the show with Darla and she sold me a face.

And now they hate us for it.

She was the star of the Show.

Now is your turn.

You will regain your popularity.

It is a dubious project.

"Dex".

"Kasper".

"Headstone".

"Cat".

Hi how are you?

What happens?

He asked me again.

They drugged me on the show, and then I found myself here.

Don't call it "The Common Room".

I'm going to sue you for insurance.

What about drugs?

I will, but I can't allow them to inflate.

And what about this costume?

A contract to use the clothes they gave you.

You get bored with it.

I wear the same shirt pink every day.

Cheers, Sloncha.

Where I am?

"Welcome to the fun house. "

Hello!

Who is in charge?

Isn't it illegal kidnap someone?

I have said it three times.

No one will come.

Shut up.

Hey what did you say

I did not want...

What did you just say?

Sorry i'm claustrophobic and I didn't mean to hurt you.

I'm just kidding. You can not be serious.

An Irish joke.

Do you have a phone

They confiscated my phone, so no I can't even use social media.

That is the deal.

My memory.

He got into a car at the airport, passed out and woke up here.

I also. Is that possible?

I fainted. I'm fine.

You have a lot of courage.

If you win, you get 5 million.

Do you want a drink?

I have seen you before.

Kasper ...

Nordin

You know, his ex-partner, you ...

Give it.

Yes, they were in the program as a couple.

"The choir of love".

She's good.

It's beautiful sing well, it's stylish ...

Do not be angry.

The example "Don't Fear Love "was a great song.

Its a classic.

Friends, I found the bathroom.

Why is there milk in it?

It only has salts Japanese bath, asshole.

"You heard they are going to put it in.

I do not know.

You are a man big. Who you are?

Kasper.

Nordin.

Really! ...Never heard...?

I warn you.

If you like it, be clear. Not be afraid of love.

Do not be afraid of love.

Darla Drake's ex-husband.

Oh you I'm proud of you.

It's enough. I need a drink.

Whiskey.

Hello guys.

Ulla Ramore.

Ximena.

My name is Ulla.

I am Ura.

Thank you.

Well you are ..

Dex.

Nice to meet you.

Hi, I'm Ura.

I follow you on Instagram.

I like it.

Where's the producer?

Drug reform?

We don't have a team of filming, and we can't even go out.

Not well.

My name is Nevin, and I am claustrophobic.

Really?

"The Shocker"?

You know this guy he has a good eye.

Shake hands.

I thought you were dead.

welcome to the Fun House.

This show airs live all over the world.

24 hours a day, 7 days a week, no interruptions for ads.

I will be fighting for a lot of money.

This is the last online reality show.

They voted whoever it was removed in the audience.

The remaining winner receives 5 million of dollars in cash prizes!

Now let's meet the artists.

Ulla Ramore!

Great!

I am from Warsaw, Poland.

He currently lives in Los Angeles.

Instagram has more than 8 million followers ...

I'm working hard on it training and socialization.

This is...

Ulla Ramore.

What is this?

It's called "Funhouse".

Enjoy your struggles in our program!

Then Headstone.

It's me.

He is a fighter of Dundalk, Ireland.

The popular reality series shows his strength on the show

He wants to be a champion mixed martial arts ...

We'll crush you!

I am sorry to hear that.

He retired in 2016.

I keep going to the gym and bar and shaking fists.

Hey!

Filipino beauty Cat Jim ...

He appeared in the drama of a sorcerer and did not hit him.

He currently works at the selling my villain character.

It was the youngest female of the world to be silent.

She was once a chess teacher.

Dex is from Chile.

The reality show of the breakup, Spinoff ...

I'm trying to do some rap.

Joining the ranks of wonders in one fell swoop in "Elle Shocker".

It's a great song.

Roni Byrne is a single woman in Boston.

Future girlfriend.

After leaving 27 men in the Brides of the Future season 18

In an unprecedented turn, the two persons

with which I chose work rejected me.

I think you are very friendly but ...

Sorry.

Sorry.

She is a woman of rare beauty.

It is also known for his bad behavior.

I have been in custody police many times before.

No wonder that the men stay away from them.

Nevin Eversmith.

Get ready, YouTube.

This pompous British YouTuber is

the sensation of the most popular videos word of mouth and we rate them.

More than 10 million of subscribers

A video of himself too It went viral by word of mouth.

Ximena Torres.

How's everybody?

I live in Tijuana, which limits with the United States.

A blogger at the top of its popularity in Mexico.

A strong comment and dry on all subjects.

You have to be careful of don't put me in front of you.

All famous they must behave well.

They're going to be on the news.

Depends on the content of your blog, your career could be ruined.

"It's finally broken.

Hello Kasper, poor thing.

Finally, I would like introduce you to a guy who doesn't even ...

Just kidding!

The popular Swedish Kasper, who lost his parents

I was in the support choir.

Building on popularity sexy diva Darla Drake

Do not be afraid of love.

Darla, who had taken the Nordic young man with a beautiful voice ...

I love, I fear, I do not fear, I am married and I'm on a reality show.

It's called "The Choir love's butt. "

After the breakup, he tried and he failed in his solo debut.

You are trying to act.

Do not move!

Do not do it!

Shut up!

Oh my God.

"Swedish Police

Let's see what you have to show us this time.

Have fun!

You tell me.

Sorry.

It's my job.

It is like a nightmare.

Wild.

My name is Farkas, and I will be your guide in this fun house.

Sorry to say ...

Only one person can be brought to house the $ 5 million prize.

Good luck and keep alive.

Every three days, it will take place a survey among

viewers for determine who is removed.

The person with the fewest number of votes will be the one with the most to lose.

If the last two finalists have a margin of

less than 1% of the vote, the loser will decide.

Do you have any questions?

Ximena, is something wrong with you?

I thought it was a Video recording.

No. I will be your guide in the Farkas show.

Any other question?

Nevin.

What kind of potion?

Contracts, Section 32C, with consent.

I told you.

Let me out I'm claustrophobic, chronic.

It seems.

But according to the agreement, we limit the scope of activity to the building.

If you go out there, you are out of the race.

You will lose $ 100,000 you get for participating.

Each room in the building is being filmed at all times.

Are you also filming the bathroom?

We have hidden cameras.

The images in the bathroom and the shower will be blurry.

However, if you wish, they can be seen clearly.

At least five minutes a day.

"We will be in the confession room where

the public will tell us what who thinks of us.

Other than that, you can have what you want.

Hears! You have given me a scare to death!

There are servants like this one throughout the house.

It will help with cleaning, getting food and challenges.

Talk to him, but will not respond to you.

I am just a facilitator.

If there are no more questions ...

Now you just have to enjoy of life in "Funhouse".

Am i the only one not do you understand many things?

Who a drink?

Give me two.

I also.

I can talk with you right here?

In this?

I will do what I want, and you can't complain.

It is coming.

Headstone.

Hi. I am Ulla.

Elle Shocker!

We are going to bring Ximena to you in I live from Funhouse.

Don't screw Gary, you're a fucking idiot.

You know I'm claustrophobic.

You locked me up.

Silence!

Read the contract, Gary, it's your job.

I don't like being claustrophobic.

I'm in.

Now I remember the joke.

"Knock".

"Little old lady".

Was that singing zip line?

Come on, Kasper.

You can't win with that!

It is even better in their mother tongue.

You can't go to work without your phone, Gary.

Who is Gary?

"Spread the word with

Where's my music?

The cast is everything ...

He is a good man.

It's a little weird.

Nice to meet you.

There is something...

It will happen.

How did you do it?

Let's go!

Hello friend don't Forget: Vote for Ximena.

Health. Vote for Headstone.

Vote for Roni.

By Dex.

Vote for Ulla. I see you tomorrow!

Henceforth, I will review the contract.

I'll give Nevin a vote, and the next time i will tell you something interesting

By Kat.

Forget the jokes.

Please vote.

Is beautiful!

Than?

Because he is Swedish.

And that?

Pete Seik sends a appalling subject ...

First, the reality show hottest of the moment.

"Funhouse".

The cast includes eight fallen celebrities

We will humble ourselves and compete to win $ 5 million in prizes.

They will do anything For call the atention.

Have fun.

Are you from Boston?

I was born in Michigan.

University in Boston.

What was your specialty?

I learned about Elizabethan literature.

That's great.

Help quote to Shakespeare, but ...

Not worth it.

It's hard to make money, right?

Been to "La girlfriend of the future "?

It is my masterpiece.

I think it's more of a stain.

I have also been there.

I knew ... our night owl friend.

put me a drink

I'm a little chicken these days so ...

Excuse me.

Kasper, where are you going?

Let's have a drink.

I am also more well a chicken person.

That's not a hen, damn hen!

I'll grab you with my owl claws.

Do you want to be eaten?

It's okay.

Thank you.

Health.

"The brave die, the strong die.

"And they will become legends."

What is that?

Than?

What did you just say?

Than?

What are you talking about?

That's what my father would say in a toast.

Strictly speaking.

I wouldn't be where I am today if it wasn't for you

When he was alive he would hit me to death every day.

Oh well.

Let's go.

"The brave die."

"The strong die."

"And they will become legends."

Cheers, Sloncha.

skål. (Health)

"Kasper" as in "ghost"?

It is spelled differently.

It is not well known in Sweden.

I mean, "The Moomins "is quite famous.

Where does "Headstone" come from?

A dead man lies at the foot of a tombstone.

I see.

Her last name is Malone.

It does.

And a stone headstone.

It's okay.

Three elements came together to give it its name.

That makes sense.

So...

Cheers, Sloncha.

skål. (Health)

With what?

Let's go.

It's okay.

I'm out of beer.

Give it a shake before it weakens.

Well. I suppose that I am learning.

What happened to the party of football between Colo-Colo and Lau?

Do you speak Spanish?

Soccer.

In America, it is "soccer".

Do you know soccer

Why do we call soccer and in other countries football? I do not get it.

Hello, gentlemen.

Farkas, how are you?

Congratulations on having exceeded the first three days.

They are forming friendships and ties.

Eventually all we come to an understanding.

It seems like he enjoyed the game.

But now that the results have come, I will ask one of you to leave.

Now is the time to announce the results of the vote.

Please!

Come on, Dex!

There are two candidates.

The first place.

Three percent, really?

Ulla is ahead.

The shower scene without Fuzziness worked for me.

Second place goes to Cat.

Dex Headstone Kasper Ximena is very close.

Roni and Nevin have less than one one for percent difference in votes between them.

You will be playing for your survival.

Now, I'm going to announce the confrontation.

"Fiesta de la piñata".

You are making fun of Mexico.

Roni and Nevin go to the room competition with your sponsor.

Okay, in black and white.

They hate me because I am of the British Empire.

Come on, you little scavenger doll.

It is a shit show.

Just say "shit".

They didn't hate him because he was British, is why he always curses.

People don't like it.

I knew that they would like your boobs.

Than?

Nothing. Just say.

Why don't you show them to me?

Yes and my breasts they are all real.

I got the vote because I'm a good person.

It doesn't have a good feeling about you bitch

Because you exposed yourself to the world in the shower.

Whatever it is, it's you classification, bitch.

I like it. I like very much.

The rest of the members lucky they will go to the witness room.

It's okay.

Let's go.

Well that's a way to play.

recipient of the technique (for example, in martial arts)

Have you run out of money and have you cut back here?

Nice interior.

Watch out.

Come on, come up.

Amazing.

What is this? Not I can see the other side.

A room of exhibition of glances?

It is a pity that we are outside looking in.

Have fun, bitch.

Great!

Hold.

Ahead!

Roni.

Do not lose.

Hello, Roni.

Are you ready to a showdown?

I got this.

It's going to be fun.

Why doesn't Ximena do it?

You are a professional.

I don't need to be told by a handful of gurus selling bodies.

Do not worry about it.

The rules are simple.

Break a pinata and take out the content.

I'll give Nevin the same challenge later.

The first to break it wins.

I wish you good luck.

This will work.

It is easy.

Hold.

Where's the bat?

Do you want to save it?

And the piñata ...

It's not fun, guys.

What is it?

What is that?

Nevin.

He is gagged.

What the fuck?

It's a joke.

Can not be really. Hey, Roni!

Stop!

Roni!

You have to be joking. Just relax.

Really?

Turn it off. Close it.

Are you crazy.

Everything is a performance.

Well done. Take off the glasses now.

We are in problems.

Oh no.

Has passed?

Let's move.

It was not funny?

What does that mean?

It is so.

What the hell is this place?

Who you are?

Think about who you are before thinking of me.

Let me go home.

Ulla, this is your house now.

Only one person leaves.

Why are you doing this?

Well we'll see.

Until then, we will live here.

They keep voting and punishing them.

Either refuses to participate, or run away.

If you disobey me ...

You will be more miserable than Nevin.

Unimaginable horrors and ...

They will have to suffer more than you can imagine.

If you signed the contract, you have you go ahead with it.

Come on it seems like you are having fun.

Engage your audience.

Who they vote for will determine your fate.

All right, let's all go back to "Funhouse" and ...

Taste the good came from victory.

Especially Roni.

Then comes a continuation from Farkas' "Funhouse".

Last night the popular star from YouTube, Nevin Ebersmith.

Beaten to death by Roni in "The Bride of the Future".

The public believes in this cheating and wants a replacement.

Sure, I also wanted to beat him up Nevin with a baseball bat, but ...

I mean, seriously, yes you do that, you will go to jail.

What do we do?

Let's get out of here.

The police must have seen the broadcast.

Where is the camera?

Just relax.

You saw that, right? This is the man who killed Nevin.

Shut up!

She did not know.

I do not care. Let's go.

Let's get out of here.

You can see the sky.

We are warned.

Let's get out of here and We will go through the window.

It is easy to break.

Let's think about this.

Do what you want, but i'm out

We better run, for sure.

They'll catch you.

I'm not so sure about that.

Do not mess with me.

You'll see, you slut.

Stop!

Protection.

Really?

What is this house?

This is where you live.

I told them what would happen if they tried to run away.

Since Dex has resigned your right to participate ...

Lost the right to earn 5 million dollars.

Dex, follow them.

What, are you going to shoot me?

Dex!

Please.

Help me!

Please do not do it.

Please.

What are they going to do?

What is that?

That is fluoroantimony.

The so-called fluoride hydrogen and ...

It is an inorganic compound of antimony pentafluoride.

Looking at the function of acidity ...

It is the most acid strong in the world.

When you put it in water, it dissolves meat and bones in minutes.

Enjoy it, Dex.

Not!

Are you kidding me.

What have you done

This week, a horrible scene It was broadcast live to everyone.

What started as a reality show show turned into a nightmare ...

There are eight celebrities competing for their lives!

The eight artists are ...

They arrived in Los Angeles four days ago and nothing has been known since.

I don't know if it's a video game cruel or fictional story.

The popularity of program is fired at

despite the assumption murder of two people.

The video is broadcast live from inside the room.

The authorities are tracking the origin of the call.

Just get it out now.

I'm about to go to bed.

Watch and learn.

Well, I will tell you again.

No hero will appear.

No more escapes or happy endings.

If we don't get into it game, we will be questioning it.

Next time what you will have much worse.

You will suffer even more than this.

If you want to go out From this place...

We have no other choice than getting the votes.

Hi. The word of day is "fluoroantimony".

I heard that Elle Shocker was soaked.

Really?

It is a manipulated image anyway, right?

"Synthesize half lower part of your body.

False.

Why is this happening to me?

Everyone else what they are having a hard time.

Play heroin of a tragedy?

You are a great way to win votes with your boobs.

Fuck you.

Don't you want them to see it?

It is your job to expose your naked body to the world.

You are the one who exposes the gossip from people on your blog.

They write about you because you do something stupid.

How about my life?

Don't take advantage of the misery of the people.

Just what the readers expected.

Those who show their lives to others.

It is my job to tell you to people who they are.

Two people have died.

And with these stupid fights.

They are crazy.

I don't know what happens to them.

Let's make a truce.

Who wants a drink? I invite.

Cat.

Let's go.

Who is watching?

Or is it just a crazy game?

This could be a nightmare.

What do you want me to say?

I've seen it happen.

I have seen many crazy things in my life.

This is terrible.

Let someone help please!

He died right in front of me.

We don't deserve it.

We are also beings human with heart.

I don't want to die.

I didn't know, and I want apologize to nevin's family.

I would like to tell you A few words to Farkas.

Go to hell!

Fuck you.

Cowardly bastards.

"Vote".

Now the reason why I'm talking about this case ...

Singer Darla, winner of a Grammy award.

Her ex-husband, Kasper, You are now in "Funhouse".

Thank you very much for joining us at this difficult time.

I can't believe this terrible thing has happened.

no one knows what to say ...

I want to tell the killer that Kaspers are good people.

I have never hurt to anyone in my life.

Let them all go.

A few words for people who is watching the show.

Don't play with people's lives.

Stop stirring the show, someone has to stop this.

But if they vote, they could save the kaspers.

Irish and Mexicans.

Filipinos and Swedes.

And the Americans walking in the bar.

There is no auction in history.

This was good

Than?

Laugh.

We laugh all that We can from Farkas.

Do you have a joke for me?

There was a joke about him I sing at the zip line, but ...

unsatisfactory

Let's talk.

At least let's get together Before die.

Sorry.

What are we talking about?

Being married to Darla Drake

It is a bad joke.

Let's go. Let's hear it.

I am a great admirer of yours.

What do you want me to say?

Know your shoe size and its philosophy, what do you think?

Let's start as they met.

It all started three years ago.

I had just moved to Los Angeles and I was playing in a bar.

Darla appeared one night.

At that time, not even the knew before my discovery.

I was surprised when I was approached after the performance.

I still can't believe it.

So we walk together down the street.

We talk until morning.

AND...

I fell in love with her on the spot.

Two months later, I'm going on tour with her.

Three months later, we got married.

It happened so fast.

Married on the spot, you were, 12 years old.

I was 19 years old.

An indiscretion youthful, if you will.

The supporting choir it was just a joke.

One night she jokes and puts me on stage as an amateur.

"The star is in love of the background choir! "he indicates wryly

I made it up.

I went to a reality show with her.

I regretted.

And yet ...

I'm out again.

For money.

Do not blame yourself.

We are equal.

I was living in a car last summer.

The shit of "5 million to win "he hooked me.

If you lose, your problems disappear.

So everyone wins?

I mean, if you really there is a prize.

You can't trust Farkas, it's suspicious, right?

They sound fun.

We all are going to To die. It is funny.

What else do you want me to do?

We don't need to be all day crying over it.

I'm sorry to interrupt you, but voting results have arrived.

I have good news.

Dex is dead and his audience has quintupled.

Congratulations guys. It's great.

Now is the time to announce the results of the vote.

Number one is Cat.

Sometimes it is better to be modest.

Roni is the second in the classification.

I'm sure emotional pain from beating Nevin to death

It was a vote of sympathy.

Piece of shit.

Refrain from doing sarcastic comments.

And your third place it's good, too.

The fourth place is for Headstone.

And for the first time in history from "Funhouse" ...

tied for last place

Why do they want me to be with this bitch?

Fuck you.

Ladies please be becoming unworthy.

A confrontation could solve the problems of both.

Now, I'm going to announce the confrontation.

"Blind fury".

It is going to be very fun.

Let's go to Death camps.

I'll kill you.

No way am I going to let that bullet stop me.

Let her go.

Not!

Fuck!

Welcome to Blindfury.

The rules are simple.

When the power goes out, we use the ax and one of us fights to the death.

Please do not do it.

Shut up!

You're dead, idiot.

I am going to kill you.

Then let's get started.

Are they ready? Turn off the light.

There is a device night vision on board.

We are getting closer, and I'm going to take it seriously.

Come on, Ulla!

Watch out!

Back off

There.

There!

Hey, get up.

Quick.

It is coming.

You lost.

Right there, pick it up.

Today is not my day, you bastard!

Did I say something, stupid?

I do not understand you!

Oh my God.

A beautiful woman faced with an ax.

It's a thought quite interesting.

The more exposure, the better.

I can't afford be extravagant.

Withdrawal. To Ximena He also has a headache.

Duck mouth.

Why the authorities allow this?

We used to send the "Funhouse" message

Can't identify them?

There are many ways to hide an IP address.

They usually use Tor and Dark Web.

Everything is done to be encrypted.

It is virtually impossible locate the source of the call.

But this time we used to show them all in a big way.

You are using the public domain.

If the FBI closes the site in matter, let's destroy it.

Won't be out from the public eye?

The only thing they can't do is to block our access.

I think they are using technology like AI and we use it on a circuit.

They go through a proxy server that change different countries in the world

We use a technique called the "onion route".

It makes them untraceable.

Unfortunately

the show will continue being delivered.

Until one of them wins.

Where are you?

Come on, Headstone.

Do not sleep here.

Shut up. He-ad-Stone is fine.

What do you do?

I was trying to take him to bed.

That kind of relationship?

Come sit next to me.

I go to bed, and I think that you should too.

Why?

Are you sure about? that you are not going to die?

I shouldn't have said that, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to die here.

Let's go.

Lets go to bed.

You're good?

Let's go.

Let's go.

Stay with me. You'll be fine.

Look, we are here.

Stay with me.

Just relax!

You do not like me?

Of course.

So let's give them What they want.

I could get votes.

Sorry but I can not do it.

What do you do?

You're wrong.

Bastard!

Leave it alone...

Lonni, fuck off.

You messed with me. I have seen it.

The drink creates mistakes and regrets and erases memories.

People were going to die out of the game.

Is your neck okay, Kasper?

They don't seem very happy with that.

We have to have fun in "Funhouse".

Now the results of the vote ...

Let's find out.

It's great.

The number one spot it was for Kasper and Nordin.

This is incredible.

Fuck you.

Well that's very rude.

But attendance was great.

That stubborn rebellion is endearing to viewers.

Today, unlike from the past, the more

ignorant, vulgar and aggressive be a person the better.

Maybe you deserved more. Keep it up.

The second place is for the popular Cat.

Next, Headstone.

And the end result is Ulla.

I guess they are tired of seeing naked women.

We live in an age where you can see many things at the push of a button.

I think it's better if you don't have afraid to let out your true self.

People see it as interesting.

I know.

People hate me, for my appearance.

It has always been like this.

And everyone at school is They got their way with me.

Many things are said about me even now.

Strangers have called "cute" and "sexy"

"Slut, harlot and greedy bitch.

Well, fuck you!

I don't care what people think of me.

I finally could see the real one.

Honest words they got me home.

But...

It's late.

Well i would like announce the punishment.

"Do not forget me".

The rules are the same as in a good old fashioned card game.

It is a nervous breakdown that requires a lot of concentration.

You have two minutes to rig all your cards.

If you succeed, you will continue participating in the show.

If you fail, you're on a big problem.

Time begins

now.

Concentrate!

The card on the right.

I'm devastated so you will have to forgive him.

Hold.

Hurry up!

Keep it up.

9

8

7

6

5

4

3

Two one...

It's over.

It was a heated battle.

Nice try.

The mouths of the ducks and the mouths of the fish

they are so similar that it is easy to confuse them.

Okay, well, I'll stick with roulette.

Turn this around and decide your destiny.

Our calculations show a probability of

46.7% reaching the area of "instant death".

I will put you one gun to the head.

A quick and painless death.

"I am changing guilt."

The next person in line to be

reinstated to program will receive a penalty.

Odds are better than in casinos.

You don't want to guess the other seven zones.

"Hunt rats" and "prick" they are just sad.

If you don't, I I will wear one of those seven.

Wouldn't you rather be in charge of your own destiny?

No more sad faces.

Spin the roulette wheel and have fun!

I hope it is a weapon.

"I like the Pear of Pain.

Are you crazy.

"A stretched phrase.

What a shame!

One of the most painful torture.

It's not your lucky day, Ulla.

Get ready.

Do it!

Do not shoot.

Ulla Ramore, whose real name is Ursula ...

Or maybe it's "bear" in Latin.

I'm impressed that you eat them and kill them.

This is a real animal.

Maybe you've had a beautiful life,

I do not want to have to let you go, but ...

So this is goodbye.

"How could a beautiful girl die without blooming? "

Stop!

Not!

Look at me. Here.

Hey, Ulla!

You ripped off his arm.

No, stop this. OMG!

"Funhouse".

How can you kill a beauty unstable who showed his true face?

I know I'm not the only one who is interested in it.

Sorry.

How can you take a selfie without your arm?

Hi all.

I have a surprise for you at the door.

"Headstone".

"Cat".

"Roni".

"Kasper".

Are you kidding me.

I could not find a picture of your parents.

They were killed in an accident car when you were three years old.

I found a picture of you and from your ex-wife Darla ...

It's not like that?

I don't think that I remember being a consolation.

You've had a shitty life.

I feel sorry for your family.

Now I know.

Is right.

My death does no harm to anyone.

It's useless.

It is not worth worrying.

I will always be the Darla Drake's ex-husband.

It is my legacy.

I get it, believe me.

I'm the "girl that came out with 30 guys on TV. "

It's like choosing with who to marry in a month.

People think I'm a superficial and smug girl.

We who we seek love ...

Are they less less useful humans?

I was obsessed at that moment.

"You have to be special."

I've been worried for these thoughts.

You who were genuinely in love and connected to each other ...

There is a big difference.

Gossip about the media social, fame, money.

It's all a lie.

That's what you get for get stuck in things like that.

What is the back ...

It's okay.

But...

Do not worry about it.

I don't want to talk about it.

Not yet.

Because I you divorced Kasper?

I saw the show and it They look great together.

We haven't lost the contact between us.

I know this is going to be a cliche, but ...

Are a lot of things.

It is a lifestyle very nosy.

And I wanted to have children.

I'm sure that would be a great father.

But not me...

I'm not ready to have a baby.

Why?

Something always happens.

Especially this Funhouse thing.

Humans don't do that.

Do you still love the Kaspers.

And we'll see.

Okay, let's vote.

I will announce the results.

Congratulations Kasper.

It's kind of annoying, but The public seems to like it.

His chivalrous approach to her after she passed away ...

Maybe it was appreciated by an audience with more class.

So, let's help further discredit Mr. Nordin.

Stay with me.

You do not like me?

Of course.

Comply with expectations of your audience.

I can not do this.

What do you do?

You're wrong.

Bastard!

I'm going to die.

Lonni, fuck off.

Sorry.

So let's go back to the results.

Second place went to Roni.

The third place is Cat, and The last place is Headstone.

And that's what happened when we we get drunk and tangled.

Too much for one shot from an arm away.

Show me who you are and you I will show what I can do.

Everything in its time.

Therefore i would like announce your punishment.

The public decides who goes to interpret "Deathmatch".

"Vapula".

Sabnock.

"Botis".

"Orobas".

Voting time is one hour.

I would not vote for it.

Do you think they will?

They are all great.

Look at his face.

I want it.

Orobus.

Botis.

Vapula.

Let's go...

Botis!

Viewers have chosen Botis as his opponent.

If you win, you will stay in the program.

But if you lose, then ...

I'm going to leave you a message someone now.

My daughter...

By Nina.

I hope you grow not to see this tragedy.

But...

I hope some day Listen to this and get to know me.

I tried to be a good father.

But I took a lot of bad decisions and I couldn't be with them.

It's not your fault. It's my fault.

I'm a fucking father.

I've committed many errors.

I can't help but be angry.

You are the only thing of the one I'm proud of.

It is so pure and innocent, so direct and Sweet, I don't even think it's mine

She is a princess with a yellow dress.

I just want you to remember this.

I loved you more than nothing in the world.

You are my life.

Always.

I will see you later.

Thanks for waiting.

To fight against fans around the world

We are live from Funhouse.

This is really a battle for life on top of the world.

Enter the martial artist mixed from the blue corner.

He's 28-6-1 in professional fights

It measures 1.80 m, weighs 90 kilos.

He is from Dundalk, Ireland.

James Malone, aka "Headstone"!

Let's go...

And presenting in the red corner,

has killed 24 people so far and undefeated.

It measures 1.75 meters and weighs 65 kilos.

Hounds of the Hell, it's Botis!

Ahead!

They're going to kill Headstone.

That is one of the big ones.

The rules are simple, one of you fight to the death.

Begins!

Great!

Not!

Come on, Botis, come on!

Let's go...

Well.

Get it done!

Ahead!

Tear off his head!

Yes!

Did!

It was something wonderfully brave to see.

If you are so desperate for being out of control ...

Keep going.

Well, let's see how you fight.

Not! That is not what you said.

Headstone!

You are a liar and a coward!

It's okay.

But I tell you.

You are going to hell.

I will also go to hell when I die.

I will be waiting.

I will show you what is pain.

"The devil is not in him hell, it's in this world. "

"A brave man dies ..."

"The strong die."

"And they will become legends."

Let's go!

Not!

It was a very close battle.

The Irish are always more cunning than his enemies.

It's okay.

It has always been like this.

I'm sorry that your boyfriend hometown has been killed.

Three against one, no it's fair to Farkas.

You are a Pinocchio panda liar with a cruel streak.

What are you thinking about?

In what you are.

What kind of person

he wants people to suffer.

Vile, cruel, and murderers who kill innocents.

what do you want?

Ordinary celebrities they are the "opiates of the masses".

Famous but without experience, talent or achievements.

The madness that consumes the people need to be cleaned.

You got your fame by getting married with a star singer.

And then he makes a show of himself himself, living a pathetic life.

I don't blame myself.

There must be another reason.

Are you bitter because your parents don't they love you and you can't have a girlfriend?

The drugs...

have they made you lose your mind?

What are you thinking about?

You are a very funny guy.

Well this is going to be great entertainment.

No one else will, like this I have to do it.

Innocent people...

Every day the world die and suffer.

But nobody cares.

As long as there is no specific group, race or country involved.

So what we will broadcast live.

I'm going to confront you with death and pain.

You can pretend to be a good one person, but you are not as pure as you think.

For a celebrity like the Kardashians ...

I'm sick of this.

You are just entertainment.

News and entertainment

Politics, of course.

So is war.

And your death, for inconsequential ...

Entertainment.

Some may cry, but for others it is a laughingstock.

Most people who will see you die ...

They don't care at all.

After you die the public goes to sleep.

And the next morning, he will have forgotten you.

And they look for another eye-catching hobby.

At the end of the day, everyone we are animals Kasper.

It's raw and selfish to death.

So you think you can judge it and run it on your own terms?

It is murder.

People want it.

They love murder, violence and death.

Do not spread women's breasts and foul language on television.

A throat cut it doesn't bother me.

Just look at the sections of social media comments.

An innocent comment can catch on Fire quickly and attract abuse.

I'm sure you and I we have those instincts in us.

I do not deny it.

Sorry to say ...

No, you are the only one.

We are not that kind of people.

Both are the same.

You will soon discover who you really are.

Apparently i am a little distraction.

I will give you privacy.

Good talk.

That's where you and I ...

I'm glad to see you.

"Here" was superfluous.

What can i say ha It was a pleasure to meet you.

Even here.

Me too.

I would have liked to meet you somewhere else if you could.

Oops ...

We are left three, and we are finally here.

I gave the results asshole, or get out.

I see you're in a bad mood.

I suppose not you slept a lot last night

But that is not the point.

We will announce the results of the vote as he requested.

First place went to Kasper and Ronnie, again, followed by Kasper and Ronnie.

I guess intercourse last night paid off.

But they have no future.

The end result is a Cat of calm beauty.

I guess finally have had enough.

Well i would like announce the punishment.

"The chess master".

You are good at it.

Cat.

"Grady, Oklahoma".

It originated in Oklahoma.

"Welcome to Chess Master.

If you win, you can follow participating in the show.

If you lose, you do spin roulette.

Do you have any questions?

All right, ladies first.

Grunfeld, very interesting.

Not bad, but ...

lacking virtuous character

Knight to F6.

Pawn to G6.

Bishop to E6.

Sparkly.

Bishop to C4.

Check.

Knight to E3.

Check.

Knight to C3.

Check.

Take Reina to C3.

Checkmate.

Nice job.

In 1956, Byrne vs. Fisher ...

Did you just copy the confrontation of the century?

That was tough. Not I'm kidding.

But you lost, so you go to have to spin the roulette.

Cat hit the button from "blame game".

It is the first time in Funhouse's story.

Roni will take the punishment for you.

Get away from me, it's over.

Get out of me...

I take your place.

That's not going to happen.

Let me take your place.

It is a brave gesture, but they are the rules.

You are not the rules!

You don't mind let me see the challenge please!

You are a very man embarrassing, Kasper Nordin.

But I am not averse to romance.

It's a scene taken out straight out of a romance novel.

But after the stumble in chess, still

I will change the site with you.

You can not do that!

I can't let blame yourself for this.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Let's announce Kasper's punishment.

"Duel at Dawn".

His opponent was Roni Byrne.

What have you said? I you are teasing.

We had a deal.

That's not the deal!

Here there are no heroes or martyrs.

I decide the rules!

This is what you get for being so arrogant.

You are going to take your weapon.

Back to back, on my account they take 10 steps forward, and then ...

Shoot.

If you don't want to shoot, you will have to spin your own roulette.

Now take up your weapons and put yourself in position.

Or you can put Roni in that bronze bull.

Do you want me to burn her alive?

It's your decision.

It's okay.

"Good night Good Night".

"I'm going to say goodbye to you, sweet and

sadly and you don't I'll leave until morning. "

In my account.

one step

Two steps

three steps

Four steps.

Five steps.

Six steps.

Seven steps.

Eight steps.

Nine steps.

10 steps.

Behind! A bomb!

Call the bomb squad.

We have a winner ...

Cat Jim!

That last scene made me cry.

It is a Shakespearean tragedy.

I wish you both they will shoot the enemy like

movie heroes, trying to escape and escape.

I wanted it to They will get married in Las Vegas.

But not so good like a machine gun.

In the end, the girl quiet won.

Is the euphemism of the year I guess.

Maybe it's because of masturbation?

I’m Pete Seik. Outside.

The survivor of "Funhouse", Cat Jim, this morning ...

was found on a highway in Florence, Oregon.

When the FBI found out about the incident, They sent a group to investigate.

We just found it which appears to be a bomb.

But the substance is a plot to interrupt the investigation.

It was a lure.

So far there has been identified no suspect.

My guest is the great businessman Nero Alexander.

More than 70 companies company owned.

Construction, biofuel, pharmaceutical products...

We also work with AI and nanotechnology.

You are an entrepreneur outstanding.

Built a empire on your own.

He made his fortune as a young man without no inheritance of any kind.

An incredible billionaire.

I am now semi-retired and trying to enjoy my life.

To all budding entrepreneurs who they are working hard to reach you ...

Do you want to tell them something?

Today's youth are empty, and they don't even try.

Chasing only fame and fortune.

Scientists and physicists they are the ones who have to learn.

Engineers and inventors.

Sex Videos, TV shows...

or virtual reality on TV.

The follower count from social media ...

It is crazy.

People should do more to help society.

Like me.

Cat Jim.

You never cease to amaze me.

Did you enjoy the game?

Yes...

But the next time I play to chess, I will not lose.

@ labed31445

Gary speaking.

Nevin would already be in "Funhouse".

Than?

Dead?

A human pinata?

That's terrible.

How about the fee $ 100,000?

Oh fuck me.

Give me a Mai Tai.