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Where are you going for your honeymoon?

Probably the same place...Korea.

Take this, this... Ya

Ok, you are in love with my mammoth?

That's crazy! Mammoths are extinct.

No! No! No!

It's mine! No, it's mine!

Hey!

Wanna do this? Let's see!

Get out! Can't move, right? Can't breath.

Can't get out. Wait.

- Move to the right. - Move to the right.

Ok

Crazy!

Ahhhh

Ahh...so tired

Don't you dare touch me!

Poll surveyed...

regarding Mike's wedding

Sudden sweet!

32% say they are a good match.

45% say it was a little fast.

Wait. Wait.

May be pregnant before marriage.

The rest say what's done is done and doesn't concern them.

Oh, good. I like the percentage of the rest

It's a private affair, isn't it?

So where exactly did they meet?

Did anyone tell you?

My boss...

the last trip they went to Korea.

3 months.

Hmm...you think she's pregnant too, right?

Crazy. I meant that it has only been 3 months that they met.

Nonsense

Something like that.

We'll see if he declares that

she's pregnant, then it was for that reason

If it is not a pregnancy...

There must be something else behind it.

- Benz. - Yes.

You go investigate it.

- Investigate, Boss? - Yes.

Let's go ride a bike.

Reconcile?

Do you want to ride or not?

I do want to ride it.

But I don't know how.

You don't know how to ride a bike?

- You don't know how to ride a bike?- Yes.

Why? Why? What kind of person is so stupid that they don't know how to ride a bike?

Crazy. What does it have to do with being stupid?

Don't know how, it's just don't know how.

In other people's cases it's not stupidity, but as for you...

I believe in your stupidity. It's supreme stupidity.

Om-Am!

Shorty!

Come. I'll teach you.

Come. Hurry.

So you can stop being stupid. Hurry.

Come. Come. Come.

Hurry. Come on

Gosh.

Hey. Hurry.

Hey, short legs like yours. You'll learn quickly.

Seriously.

Are you sure?

- Let me think first on what I should do. - Hey, no need to think anymore.

Call him right now.

Me? Call him ? Now?

Ask him. I want to know how his honeymoon's going.

Don't you guys want to know? -Sure, we do!

Ho! so fast!

Why don't you? Do it now.

- Call for real?- Yes.

Turn right. Why are you tensing up? It's heavy.

Could you help pedal? I'm just holding on to one side.

- Hey, Khun!- Hey.

Here.

Take your hand to the right.

Turn right. Turn right.

Turn right. Turn right.

How come you can't grasp what I'm teaching?

Zero...then what?

Six.

I'm scared!

Why are you scared? I'm holding on to you.

It's because of you holding me that I'm scared.

Are you going to learn it?

One more time. I'm going to try.

Yes. Okay.

Wait a second.

Hello, Mike.

This is Benz.

I told you not to tense up.

It's my first time.

Everyone has a first time.

Ouch! Don't push it. Don't push it!

- It hurts. - First time, it's going to hurt.

With your leg, spread it wider.

Open up. Wider.

Is it wide enough?

Don't be so tense.

Legs, open them wider.

Mike! What are you doing?

Ready? No wait!

- What is it? - I'm excited.

Okay. Come. Ready?

Wait. Wait.

My first time, don't go so fast.

Slowly, okay?

Yes, slowly.

Ah! Oh ouch!

Mike. Hello.

Feel free. I won't interrupt anymore.

I'll call back again.

Okay. Bye.

Hey!

What's he teaching?

I want to learn too!

Hey!

- Sorry..just thinking out loud - Too loud

Boss, what will we do about this?

Gosh. I don't even know how.

Let's go home.

Everyone. I say, let's call him again?

Enough!

Fine..I'll slow down for you

One..

Two..Three!

Be gentle.

- Fun? - Yep

I'm the candy floss owner.

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Take all the clothes and get them washed.

Or else it will get musty and...I will take a nap.

You go ahead and prepare the food. When I wake up, I'm going to eat.

Cool!

Sleep, Wake up and hungry.

Mike.

It's ready.

What is this? This is not food.

We don't have anything fresh.

Why didn't you take care of it?

You're a housewife, aren't you?

The answer is easy.

Because I just disembarked with a super star with short memoryand doesn't remember that we just got back from Korea.

When did I have time to go buy anything fresh? Go ahead and eat it.

What areyou doing?

Stop!

Don't act spoiled and stop throwing stuff!

Why? Are you my mother?

I'm your housewife.

If you mess up, I have to clean it.

The salary that we have agreed upon...

does not include..

these silly things.

If you make a mess like this, clean it yourself!

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Here.

Omelette. I won't eat, if it's too oily.

Crispy fried eggs with creamy yolk.

Every type of vegetable must be organic.

The food must be Thai such as,

traditional white gourd curry, crispy fried wonton.

Some vegetables need to be carved.

What is this, huh?

I won't do it. What is carved veggie?

When were you born, Ayutthaya (Ancient kingdom of Thailand, 247 years ago)?

Do you know the cost of this house?

For these two years, do you think you have to do nothing?

Junior!

Hey! Hello

Do you miss me?

Whose dog is this?

Auntie 'Oi', the neighbor.

Amazing, It's surprising that Junior is interested in you.

I'm a pet lover.

You're so big.

Ah... this.

Why do you have dog food?

Junior is always a guest of this house.

Is that so?

Looks like he's hungry.

Are you hungry?

Hungry? huh?

Hey, you. Don't wanna drink?

It's the last color.

You!

Five color of fruits.

Did you know that,

she made a call several times during your absence?

'Sweetest honeymoon of Mike'

Why did she call?

For you to be her model for a new collection.

Nobody else but you.

Only you.

Tell her, from now on I'm not available.

Don't worry. I told her that already.

You had a honeymoon, did something so sweet, something like...

Enough.

Just not available.

Darling,

don't be so tense, open it wider..muah, muah.

What?

What's the matter?

Going crazy?

Na (Auntie) Soi.

It's you Do you miss me?

Do I? Of course, I missed you.

I thought you forgot about me after being a wife of super star.

What (food) do you have today?

Yummy! I brought Tiang"s mackerel and there,

Boiled egg in brown sauce and fired meat with basil leaves, want them? Yep.

All of them.

I'm just back from long trip in Korea, really missing your cooking.

So sweet.

Ah. Auntie What?

Do you know 'traditional white gourd curry'?

White gourd curry?

Traditional white gourd curry?

What's it like?

Err. I don't know but someone told me that

It's made from white gourd being carved and placed in curry. Ho!

It's just a white gourd curry.

Ah...I agree.

White gourd curry? I have one.

Want it? But it is...

White gourd with chicken feet.

No carved on white gourd, do you still want some?

Yes, I want enough for 2 people.

Please put more feet. You'll get it.

Just a moment.

Chicken feet? Yes.

- No white gourd? - Lots of it.

Got it.

Hello.

Yes, I'm Om-Am.

Yep. I'm available..

I'll meet you in 2 days.

Yes, thank you.

What?

Knight! Pick up call from princess [ringtone]

Oh! What?

This! this! this!

Superb, excellent, magnificent!

This is my favorite.

How did you know?

Chicken feet?

Yep! It'd be better to put giblets in.

My favorite, favorite food.

I'll eat it ok.

It's delicious

Don't tell me you cooked this.

I..I'm trying.

For now, let's buy ready made meals.

Every dish from this shop tastes good.

I think you should base it on the taste of the food than

being carved and its tradition.

I don't see it as necessary. Having chicken feet with

carved white gourd?

Too much.

It's fine.

As long as it tastes good, it's acceptable.

I'm OK.

Seems as if you like it very much.

It's hard to find the delicious ones.

Do you know at first...

I bought it on purpose to irritate you.

Who would think that chicken feet curry is a favorite food of a super star like you.

But it suits you both 'F-u-c-k' (homonym of white gourd in Thai) and 'Teen' (Homonym of feet in Thai : impolite word)

I will tell you something.

When I was a child.

One day...I went home and was feeling so hungry

I asked my mom. She told me to go to the kitchenand find something to eat by myself.

So, I went to the kitchen but I accidentlly opened the wrong pot.

I opened the pot that belonged to the housekeeper.

Inside it was filled of

many kinds of offal and importantly

Here...feet, feet, feet!

It was super delicious.

But I wouldn't dare tell granny.

So my mom always kept some for me to eat at night.

After that, I ate it often and liked it a lot.

I believe that you really like it.

take more.

There's a lot.

- Aom-am.. - Huh?

Bring me some snacks.

No..I'm busy, don't you see?

Takes only a second, Hurry.

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Hello..Na Soi..Sawasdeeka

Do you have chicken feet, today?

Good, please deliver it to me.

I want lots of chicken feet.

yeah..bye

Here I come.

Can't wait, huh? Here's rice.

- Like heaven - Really?

Yeah, really.

How about today, is it yummy?

Awesome, as always.

Do you want some? Here..

Nope

Remember this, Chicken feet are awesome.

How many feet do chickens have?

- 4- Huh?

- 4- Chickens have 2 feet.

Ha Ha, that's funny.

Hey! It's spilling.

Hello. I'm chicken feet.

Today, I'll show you how to cook chicken feet.

You can?

- Hey come on - hello

- It's okay - Really?

But I want you to write some love story,

trendy things.

But this is lovely.

Umm, Frankly..

I want you to write about yours.

Whom?

You and Mike.

Now, you're famous.

Your story is sellable.

It's inconvenient.

Why? I think that if your story is sold.

It will be reprinted.

Okay, I'll give you an advance.

It's really inconvenient, I can not sell my story.

Bye.

Uh. Wait.

Here's an advance.

Give me my book.

Whoa!

Hello.

Hello, Khun Guy, Sawasdee Ka

This's Aom-Am.

I'm going downtown.

I'm just asking, If you have some time to read my book.

You can bring it here, but I'm quite busy.

Yeah, Okay. I'll bring it to you.

Okay, bye.

Khun Guy, please sign this.

Uh, Khun Nan, Can I postpone some appointment this afternoon?

This afternoon?

Around 3 pm.

It's just internal meeting.

Okay, do it.

- Postpone? - Yes.

Seems to be important to you.

Ah, a little.

Okay.

Please wait here.

Hey, Hello Aom-Am. How are you?

How about Mike?

Just working out all dayeating, clean, and concerned with healthy food.

Yep.

Sorry for coming here at such short notice.

Uh, you look busy.

Uh. No problem.

I meant to meet you both.

But..Umm

About the book.

Is it a short story or something?

I just can't determine.

It's a short story

Short novel, something like that.

I just want to know whether it can be developed into a screenplay.

Okay, I see.

Just give me some time to read itand I'll make an appointment with you again, maybe here or somewhere else.

Wherever, It's up to you.

Oh. It's noon.

I have to go so you can get your lunch.

Eh? Is it a sandwich.

Yeah, sure.

Uh, doesn't that bore you? Don't you try anything else?

It's boring, but I don't know where to go, who to go with.

It's always a business lunch.

Next time I'll show you around, are you okay with that?

That's good.

I gotta go.

Yep.

Whoaaaa!

Wanna try to ride it?

You bought it for me?

Yep.

I just want to know the extent of a human's stupidity.

Go, shorty

Your legs, don't contract them.

Whoa, why is it swaying.

Because of your hand. Okay I'll let go.

Hey, keep it.

Look straight ahead, it'll help.

Don't push it.

Why are your legs tensed?

Let's slow down.

- Do you want me to let you go? - Wait.

- No, don't let me go. - Hands straight.

- Straight - Hey, why you leave this?

Hand tight.

- Don't twist you hand - It's unbalanced.

It's falling.

Go, faster.

Calm down, Calm down I don't want to do it anymore.

Are you ok?

I'm ok.

I'm sorryNever mind

Shall we continue?Are you sure? Yes

Let's continue.

Are you ready?

Ok, this time I'm going to concentrate.

Ready? Yes.

- You hold on to it good.- Okay.

- Okay. - I'm going to slowly pedal.

I'm holding you. You..You..

I can ride. Daddy I can ride...

Are you alright?

I can ride.

Thank you very much.

You are the best-You are excellent too shorty.

That's ok, today I'm not going to be angry at you.

Ok, let's go.

I will ride 3 rounds.

Super Aom-Am

Go!

- When you fall down, I couldn't even look at you. - Well, it was my first time.

A woman falling down, it's really ugly. - The fact that I can ride, is already good enough.

Other people can ride since they were little.

If my dad could see me, he would be proud.

The weather is so good.

Yes, no sunlight and not so hot.

There's no sun anymore. It's cooling down.

What you said doesn't make any sense.

Mike

I couldn't contact you, and I didn't know why.

I have a new collection waiting for you for 3 weeks now.

Min

You will not have me anymore.

Mike, you just got married. Not dead. Why are you acting like we don't know or care about each other like this?

It's not to that point.

But certain things...

you will not have me like before.

And for your new collection,

Can you please find someone else?

I don't want to do it for now.

Mike, this is me.

Because it's you.

OK

I'm going now, goodbye.

Aom-Am

Huh?

I wanna pee.

What are you looking?

You're here, cheering me up?

Huh?

I wanna speak to your beautiful wife.

She's not available right now. You can leave a message with her husband.

Oh..Okay When she's available, please tell her to call me back.

Okay