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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:11,821 In America we have laws, 2 00:01:13,449 --> 00:01:17,076 laws against killing, laws against stealing. 3 00:01:18,829 --> 00:01:21,414 And it's just accepted that as a member of American society, 4 00:01:21,498 --> 00:01:23,666 you will live by these laws. 5 00:01:25,461 --> 00:01:30,298 In West Canaan, Texas, there is another society which has its own laws. 6 00:01:36,513 --> 00:01:38,765 Football is a way of life. 7 00:01:41,852 --> 00:01:45,605 That's me as a kid, playing ball with my best friends. 8 00:01:45,689 --> 00:01:49,650 I'm Jonathan Moxon, but most people call me Mox. 9 00:01:56,325 --> 00:01:58,201 As a boy growing up in West Canaan, Texas, 10 00:01:58,285 --> 00:02:01,370 you never question the sanctity of football. 11 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:05,875 You just listen to what the coaches said and tried as best as you could to win. 12 00:02:07,211 --> 00:02:09,420 Win at all costs. 13 00:02:19,306 --> 00:02:21,891 Good morning, West Canaan. Creighton Miles here, 14 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:24,352 looking forward to seeing you tonight at Bud Kilmer Stadium 15 00:02:24,436 --> 00:02:26,729 as the Coyotes take on the Bingville Bulls. 16 00:02:26,814 --> 00:02:28,689 Kick-off time 7:30. 17 00:02:28,774 --> 00:02:30,858 There'll be a victory celebration immediately following the game. 18 00:02:30,943 --> 00:02:31,943 Think you'll play tonight? 19 00:02:32,027 --> 00:02:33,820 - Do I ever play? - No, but... 20 00:02:33,904 --> 00:02:35,321 Lance is the best quarterback in the state. 21 00:02:35,405 --> 00:02:37,615 Why would we want anyone but him to play? 22 00:02:37,699 --> 00:02:41,911 Well, maybe if you guys are running up the score, or what if Lance gets hurt? 23 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:43,871 Hey, don't even think about Lance going down. 24 00:02:43,956 --> 00:02:45,414 That would be a disaster. 25 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:47,834 In fact, as a man of the cross, or in your case, 26 00:02:47,918 --> 00:02:51,921 a man on the cross, I ask you to pray for the health of Lance Harbor. 27 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:59,637 Son, did you pray for playing time? 28 00:02:59,721 --> 00:03:02,807 - Yeah, I just spoke to Jesus upstairs. - What? 29 00:03:02,891 --> 00:03:05,268 The crucified 11 -year-old living in my room. 30 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:08,020 - Is Kyle strapped to that cross again? - Yup. 31 00:03:08,105 --> 00:03:10,815 Kyle! Why is he so difficult? 32 00:03:12,317 --> 00:03:14,360 Kyle, what is it with the cross? 33 00:03:14,444 --> 00:03:16,737 I'm preparing to die for all of man's sins. 34 00:03:16,822 --> 00:03:18,698 That's so sweet, honey. 35 00:03:19,783 --> 00:03:21,659 I want it off, now! 36 00:03:21,743 --> 00:03:25,079 How's your brother supposed to concentrate on tonight's game 37 00:03:25,163 --> 00:03:28,416 with you running around with this whole deal strapped to your back? 38 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:31,878 - Dad, he's just experimenting. - Enough! I'm serious. 39 00:03:31,962 --> 00:03:35,548 Now, we all need to concentrate on tonight's game! 40 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:40,177 - That's probably Billy Bob. - Mo! 41 00:03:40,554 --> 00:03:45,099 Hey, Mox, you skinny ass bitch, let's roll! 42 00:03:51,189 --> 00:03:53,858 Come on, man! Let's get in the truck! Let's go! 43 00:03:53,942 --> 00:03:57,528 Come on, Mox, earn it! Come on! You got it! 44 00:03:58,947 --> 00:04:00,948 Come on. You're almost there! Here we go! 45 00:04:01,033 --> 00:04:04,994 You got it! Park it, baby, yeah! 46 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:08,539 You tell him, Bacon! 47 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:11,250 All right, Bacon, off in the flatbed. 48 00:04:11,335 --> 00:04:13,920 Hey, hey! Come on, man. Hey, Billy Bob! 49 00:04:14,004 --> 00:04:15,046 Good boy. 50 00:04:15,464 --> 00:04:16,964 Billy Bob, I'm telling you, man, 51 00:04:17,049 --> 00:04:19,342 this swine fucks up my new suit, man, he's road ham! 52 00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:22,261 I'm sorry, Wendell. Just kick him off. 53 00:04:22,346 --> 00:04:26,265 Hey. I'm gonna toss your pig ass out on the street! Move over! 54 00:04:27,351 --> 00:04:30,394 - I love that dog. - I think it's a pig. 55 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:32,605 Yeah. 56 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:58,506 I love you, brother. 57 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:03,719 I had the most beautiful dream last night. 58 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:05,346 Well, all right. 59 00:05:05,889 --> 00:05:09,517 Hey, you need anything, big guy, you let me know. Come on. 60 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:21,278 - Tweeter, let's go! - Yeah! 61 00:05:21,363 --> 00:05:23,489 Come on, Tweeter! Let's go, dog! 62 00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:31,288 Good mooning, boys, good mooning! 63 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:37,336 I been up since the crack of dawn, and I had to ask you a question. 64 00:05:37,421 --> 00:05:41,799 - What is up with Carrie-Anne Baker? - Darcy's friend? 65 00:05:41,883 --> 00:05:44,427 Oh, my God! She's got this look! 66 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:47,138 Like, "I just fell out of the I-wanna-suck-your-dick tree" 67 00:05:47,222 --> 00:05:49,056 "and hit every branch on the way down." 68 00:05:49,141 --> 00:05:54,020 - Relax, man, you got to focus. - I can't focus. I need to get some ass! 69 00:05:54,104 --> 00:05:56,147 I need to hit some ass! 70 00:05:57,107 --> 00:05:59,483 I'm about to fuck your pig! How about that? 71 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:03,112 Give me a kiss! 72 00:07:04,508 --> 00:07:07,635 Tonight, we play Bingville. 73 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:12,181 Tonight, we beat Bingville! 74 00:07:21,733 --> 00:07:26,153 In my 30 years of coaching at West Canaan, 75 00:07:26,238 --> 00:07:32,284 I have brought two state titles and 22 district championships! 76 00:07:32,369 --> 00:07:33,953 Count them! 77 00:07:39,709 --> 00:07:43,629 And this year, God willing with your support for this great team, 78 00:07:43,713 --> 00:07:46,215 I will bring number 23! 79 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:49,552 - Go, pack! Go, pack! Go, pack! - Yeah! 80 00:07:50,387 --> 00:07:51,554 Yeah! 81 00:07:56,184 --> 00:08:00,688 Now I present to you our captain, quarterback Lance Harbor. 82 00:08:00,772 --> 00:08:02,189 Let's hear it! 83 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:11,073 - Hey. - Hey, you. 84 00:08:11,575 --> 00:08:15,578 I swear Kilmer gets off on this. He's made your brother a god. 85 00:08:17,372 --> 00:08:19,290 I was lying in bed last night 86 00:08:23,295 --> 00:08:27,298 and I drifted off to sleep, and I had a dream 87 00:08:27,382 --> 00:08:30,509 that we were beating Bingville 14-3. 88 00:08:32,762 --> 00:08:35,931 But I woke up kind of sad, 89 00:08:37,976 --> 00:08:41,812 but then I cheered up when I realized it was only a dream, because 90 00:08:41,897 --> 00:08:44,732 I know we'll beat Bingville by way more than that. 91 00:08:51,156 --> 00:08:53,199 Tell me this insanity is over in a few weeks. 92 00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:56,994 Five more games. No more football, no more Kilmer, 93 00:08:57,078 --> 00:09:00,456 and, if I get into Brown, no more West Canaan. 94 00:09:01,082 --> 00:09:03,500 No more games on Friday nights? 95 00:09:03,585 --> 00:09:05,878 You don't like games on Friday nights? 96 00:09:05,962 --> 00:09:07,796 I like trains better. 97 00:09:08,256 --> 00:09:11,425 Really? You wanna watch trains tonight? 98 00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:13,135 Sure. 99 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:17,223 Hi, everybody. This is Creighton Miles, 100 00:09:17,307 --> 00:09:19,725 the voice of West Canaan High School football. 101 00:09:19,809 --> 00:09:22,853 And the Coyotes tonight will play the Bingville Bulls 102 00:09:22,938 --> 00:09:24,980 and then try the state undefeated. 103 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:28,901 Joining me in the booth is Stubby "Stud Daddy" Tanner, 104 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:30,986 former defensive great for the Coyotes. 105 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:33,364 Welcome to the booth. Do you have a few words for the folks? 106 00:09:33,448 --> 00:09:35,824 Well, just one thing for those Bingville fans. 107 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:38,869 If their granny lives in Bingville, you better tell her to move, 108 00:09:38,954 --> 00:09:41,330 'cause the Coyotes are coming to burn her house down. 109 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:44,124 And yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, 110 00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:46,835 I will fear no faggots from Bingville. 111 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:49,338 And yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death... 112 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:53,008 All right. Stay loose, Mox. 113 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:55,844 You never know when Kilmer might play you. 114 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,054 Yeah. 115 00:09:57,639 --> 00:10:02,643 Bingville don't stand no chance And Bingville can't see my dance 116 00:10:02,727 --> 00:10:04,728 You wanna see the new Tweeter end-zone dance? 117 00:10:04,813 --> 00:10:06,522 Check it out. 118 00:10:08,191 --> 00:10:09,817 - You know what it's called? - Hell yeah, Tweeter! 119 00:10:09,901 --> 00:10:12,444 - What? - The new Tweeter end-zone dance. 120 00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:15,322 Here I come. 121 00:10:18,576 --> 00:10:19,702 Stick. 122 00:10:37,429 --> 00:10:40,097 Set! Hut 18! 123 00:10:41,016 --> 00:10:43,350 Hut 19! Go! 124 00:10:55,697 --> 00:10:59,241 Lance Harbor, two-year all-state, what a night he's having. 125 00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:03,746 Twins right. Now get in there. 126 00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:11,128 Come on down fifth! Take it in now, yeah! 127 00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:13,047 Come on, let's go! 128 00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:20,304 Go! 129 00:11:41,993 --> 00:11:45,829 Hey, Sammy. That's about the most action your boy's seen, isn't it? 130 00:11:47,082 --> 00:11:49,750 - Coyotes on the lip of the cup. - We're punching it in for six. 131 00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:51,752 Set! Go! 132 00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:20,823 Billy Bob? 133 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:23,659 Billy Bob! Trainer! 134 00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:30,541 Billy Bob, you all right? 135 00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:41,552 - Did we score? - Yeah, Billy Bob, we got the six. 136 00:12:42,011 --> 00:12:43,429 How many fingers? 137 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:47,850 - Three? - Wait a minute. Hold on. 138 00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,101 It's got to be true or false. 139 00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:52,438 Billy Bob, the man's holding up some fingers, true or false? 140 00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:54,565 True? 141 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,651 He's all right, Coach. 142 00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:00,571 - Come on, boy! - He's all right. 143 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:28,474 If your daddy hadn't played his heart out for me, I'd cut your ass. 144 00:13:34,606 --> 00:13:36,815 Well, that was a good thing tonight! Good thing tonight! 145 00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:39,485 Good pass, Bo. Johnny and Robert. 146 00:13:39,569 --> 00:13:42,988 Defense in third quarter, excellent effort. Where's the game ball? 147 00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:47,242 The game ball goes to, surprise-surprise, Lance Harbor. 148 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:59,922 Get yourself another shelf. Pretty good running the ball, Wendell. 149 00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:02,508 Really not bad, boy. How you feeling? 150 00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:06,011 Dog tired. It's my knee. 151 00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:09,223 Never show weakness. Never show weakness. 152 00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:11,683 The only pain that matters is the pain you inflict. 153 00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:16,730 Look at Billy Bob. He got enough heart for all y'all. Look at this old boy. 154 00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:24,738 - Four more games. - Yup. Hang in there, man. 155 00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:26,573 You're doing fine. 156 00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:30,285 Hey, Tweeter. Hey, man, you got any? My knee's killing me. 157 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,707 Sweetness. 500 milligrams? 158 00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:39,044 - How many can I have? - Keep them. I got more at home. 159 00:14:39,128 --> 00:14:42,256 This team needs is a lot more effort... 160 00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:46,301 What is this shit? I'm not interested in your fucking muscles. 161 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:47,427 - Maybe that's what happened... - Kilmer. 162 00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:50,055 In the fourth quarter. You're looking off in the goddamn stands! 163 00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:51,890 What a fucking asshole? 164 00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:53,892 I'm telling you, there's people here that 165 00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:56,812 - are not focused on this fucking game! - I'm getting fucked up tonight. 166 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,772 - Yup, I'm getting fucked up. - I ain't just talking about you. 167 00:14:58,856 --> 00:15:00,899 I'm talking to other people, too! 168 00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:06,989 Come on, Bacon. That's it, baby. Be a good dog, here you go. 169 00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:09,866 There you go. You chug it! Chug it! 170 00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:11,535 And what do you mean is he a boy or a girl? 171 00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:13,745 Of course he's a boy. Look at the size of that sausage! 172 00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:16,873 Isn't that right, boy? Hey! Look at the size of that sausage! 173 00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:19,918 Baby, I just got so excited thinking about next year 174 00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:21,920 and Florida State and the future. 175 00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:25,882 I think I need to be your wide receiver. 176 00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:27,676 Really, baby? Here? 177 00:15:28,303 --> 00:15:32,055 Not here, here, but somewhere here. 178 00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:36,935 Come on. 179 00:15:39,814 --> 00:15:42,316 Now how come you never dress like that? 180 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:43,984 Costs a lot of money to look that cheap. 181 00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:46,445 Well, no, she's pretty sharp. She pulls A's. 182 00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:50,157 - That's not all she pulls. - I'm just saying she's not stupid. 183 00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:51,783 You shut up. 184 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:57,706 She broke my heart, so I broke herjaw 185 00:15:58,041 --> 00:16:01,877 - So when did you graduate? - I'm class of 1980. 186 00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:05,339 Hey, he's class of 1980. 187 00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:09,801 Yeah? Graduated 1980 and still come to all these football parties? 188 00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:11,136 I never miss these. 189 00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:13,680 - Well, that's team spirit! - Yeah, it is. 190 00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:16,558 - Ain't it? That is team spirit. - Yes, sir. 191 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:20,312 All right, you ready to be on America's Hilarious Home Videos, or what? 192 00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:21,563 Absolutely. 193 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:24,107 All right, put down that glass. 194 00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:27,402 All right, now pick up that there flowerpot. 195 00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:30,364 All right, bring it up over your head. 196 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:34,951 All right, now close your eyes. Think real hard. 197 00:16:35,036 --> 00:16:37,412 - You getting this? - You know I got it. 198 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:41,625 Then say, "I'm stupid and I'm about to get hit in the nuts." 199 00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:46,463 That's funny. Ain't it, buddy? 200 00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:49,091 That's what I mean, see. They need to change the name of the show 201 00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:51,385 to America's Funniest Shots in the Nuts! 202 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:59,184 Baby, I don't know if I can concentrate here. 203 00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:03,522 Relax, let the dryer do the work. 204 00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:12,072 - Go, go, go, go, go, go, go! - Go, go, go, go, go, go, go! 205 00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:24,418 All right, fancy boy. You ready to show us your dinner? 206 00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,676 Nothing but net! 207 00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:47,315 - Billy Bob! Billy Bob! - Billy Bob! Billy Bob! 208 00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:58,285 You thinking about calling some dinosaurs? 209 00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:06,001 I figured I'd give them a holler. 210 00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:14,092 - Billy Bob's gonna puke. - Here he goes! 211 00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:19,014 Move! 212 00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:42,996 Hey, if you're hungry, I left a few hot dogs in here. 213 00:18:44,707 --> 00:18:47,584 I'm back! Puke and rally! 214 00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:51,797 Give me a beer! 215 00:18:52,215 --> 00:18:53,048 - Break! - Break! 216 00:18:56,511 --> 00:18:58,512 Set! Go! 217 00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:07,896 There he is! There he is! That a boy, that a boy, Lance! 218 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,314 You see that? That's the way to ride them. 219 00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:12,192 All right! First string offense, take water! 220 00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:15,570 - Give me a huddle! Give me a huddle! - Dummieos! Dummieos! 221 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:18,824 Follow your dummieo QB to the mud for a scrimmage. 222 00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:21,493 - Think about it now. - Moxon, pick it up! 223 00:19:23,079 --> 00:19:26,206 Your attitude's earning you laps right now, boy. 224 00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,417 Keep smiling, shithead. 225 00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:36,007 He used to hammer my ass the exact same way 27 years ago! 226 00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:37,676 Hell, it's good for him. 227 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:40,679 Shit, them boys is having the time of their lives! 228 00:19:40,763 --> 00:19:41,847 No doubt about it. 229 00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:44,015 - Oop-dee-oop left, on one. Ready? - Break! 230 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:45,851 Let's go, big Mox! 231 00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:47,143 Shift! 232 00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:53,275 What the hell kind of offense is that? 233 00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:56,152 Kilmer gonna eat his ass. Watch this. See? 234 00:19:57,780 --> 00:19:59,948 In Jesus name, Moxon, what are you doing? 235 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:02,200 What kind of lu-lu formation you pulling? 236 00:20:02,285 --> 00:20:04,160 - It's a secret. - It's a secret? 237 00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:06,413 Your dummieos can't even run a simple draw 238 00:20:06,497 --> 00:20:08,164 and you got secret formations? 239 00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:09,708 Shit for brains, this isn't no fucking sand lot! 240 00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:12,794 - It's called a oop-dee-oop. - It's an oop-dee-oop. Oop-dee-oop! 241 00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:15,672 Nevada State averaged over 40 points a game with this offense. 242 00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:17,257 Overload the defense on the strong side, 243 00:20:17,341 --> 00:20:18,800 burn them one on one on the other. 244 00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:22,762 You got a bad attitude, and you don't listen! 245 00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:27,225 We do things around here my way! You understand that? 246 00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:29,936 You think you're in some fancy school? Bullshit! 247 00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:32,564 You show me the kind of smarts, makes me wonder if you know 248 00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:35,483 the difference between a sneeze and a wet fart! 249 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:38,445 You gonna be second string all your life, boy! 250 00:20:38,529 --> 00:20:41,740 Man! Kilmer loves to bag on your boy, Sammy. 251 00:20:41,824 --> 00:20:43,074 Been on him all season. 252 00:20:43,159 --> 00:20:47,245 Oop-dee-oop! Give me a break! Oop-dee-fucking-oop! Give me a break. 253 00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:49,998 I stood up to it, so will he. 254 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,807 Yup, gonna hold our Troy back a year 255 00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:10,477 so he'll be bigger for frosh try-outs. 256 00:21:10,978 --> 00:21:13,271 Eighth grade isn't so bad, is it, Son? 257 00:21:13,356 --> 00:21:16,608 Our Kyle's dying to get into a Coyote jersey. 258 00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:19,778 Had that ankle injury, but he's ready to go now. 259 00:21:19,862 --> 00:21:21,529 Ain't that right, Son? 260 00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:23,198 Kyle? 261 00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:26,993 Kyle! 262 00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,538 He's very spiritual. 263 00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:33,875 Shame nobody had the mind to hold us back 264 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,294 when we was kids, eh, Sammy boy? 265 00:21:37,046 --> 00:21:40,173 Hell, I didn't fair so bad. 266 00:21:41,759 --> 00:21:45,053 Lance? Toss me one, Son. 267 00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:48,640 Let's show them your old pop's still got it! 268 00:21:49,350 --> 00:21:53,061 Button hook right on three. Hut! Hut! Hut! 269 00:21:58,025 --> 00:22:00,318 Slow enough he could have mailed it. 270 00:22:00,403 --> 00:22:02,237 Well, there you go, Sammy boy. 271 00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:04,739 - Oh, no. - Let's see it, old man! 272 00:22:05,199 --> 00:22:06,408 Let's show them how it's done. 273 00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:09,077 But, Dad, come on, you're gonna fall on the barbecue. 274 00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:12,789 Slant right on three. Don't talk back to your father. 275 00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:17,252 Set. Hut! Hut! Hut! Come on, boy, hit it! 276 00:22:24,385 --> 00:22:27,262 Well, I guess bad hands just runs in the family. 277 00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:29,180 What's that supposed to mean? 278 00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:32,767 It's just for grins, don't get your panties in a bunch. 279 00:22:33,102 --> 00:22:37,313 If Kilmer weren't such a prick, my boy would be starting quarterback. 280 00:22:38,941 --> 00:22:43,236 Is that a fact? And you think he's first string? 281 00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:47,032 - That's right. - I smell a challenge. 282 00:22:49,326 --> 00:22:53,621 How about you, Jonnie? Do you think you're better than my boy? 283 00:22:56,417 --> 00:22:58,543 Well, hell. It ain't multiple choice. 284 00:22:58,627 --> 00:23:01,588 I think it's best we settle this matter once and for all. 285 00:23:01,672 --> 00:23:04,340 You all remember William Tell? Get up, Lance. 286 00:23:04,425 --> 00:23:07,510 Let's show them what it takes to start for Kilmer's Coyotes. 287 00:23:07,595 --> 00:23:11,389 - Stop it, Dad. This isn't funny! - Knock off this here can. 288 00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:16,102 - Show them what you're made of. - Come on, Lance. Nail the can! Nail it! 289 00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:21,399 You up, Sammy boy. 290 00:23:22,485 --> 00:23:25,779 - Dad, come on, this is stupid! - Throw it. 291 00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:29,949 Sporting some 'tude now! 292 00:23:30,034 --> 00:23:34,370 - Be a winner. Throw the damn ball! - Come on, Jonnie, you can do it! 293 00:23:34,455 --> 00:23:37,665 Sit on the bench! Show us what you do best! 294 00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:40,251 - He's chicken! - Yeah, he is a chicken. 295 00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:46,091 - Throw that damn ball! - Hey, you feel like chicken tonight? 296 00:23:46,175 --> 00:23:47,967 You can do it! 297 00:23:49,345 --> 00:23:52,806 I raised you to be a winner. So damn it, boy, win! 298 00:23:53,474 --> 00:23:56,184 Fire that fucking pigskin! 299 00:24:00,064 --> 00:24:01,606 Nice shot! 300 00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:05,360 - Get some ice for him! - Not ice, get him a beer. 301 00:24:07,154 --> 00:24:09,155 - Oh, my God. - Oh, man. 302 00:24:32,513 --> 00:24:37,225 Ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen. 303 00:24:42,565 --> 00:24:44,691 We are adults, 304 00:24:45,776 --> 00:24:51,948 and I think it's necessary that we move beyond the common nomenclature 305 00:24:52,032 --> 00:24:56,995 commonly associated with sexual reproduction. 306 00:24:58,247 --> 00:25:03,418 Now, I want everybody together to go ahead and say, 307 00:25:04,420 --> 00:25:08,423 "Penis, penis, penis, vagina, vagina, vagina." 308 00:25:12,928 --> 00:25:14,888 Come on, you all, say it. 309 00:25:16,557 --> 00:25:21,561 Penis, penis, penis, vagina, vagina, vagina. 310 00:25:21,645 --> 00:25:24,439 Well, good! Great! 311 00:25:26,150 --> 00:25:31,946 Now, I think it's also very important that we discuss and discard 312 00:25:32,031 --> 00:25:37,869 any slang terms for different sex organs. Please. 313 00:25:37,953 --> 00:25:43,458 Because today, we are going to begin our study of 314 00:25:44,752 --> 00:25:46,878 the male erection. 315 00:25:49,048 --> 00:25:51,424 Hand down, Billy Bob. 316 00:25:51,508 --> 00:25:55,053 Okay. So what are a few of the slang expressions 317 00:25:55,137 --> 00:25:59,766 for the male erection we want to identify and discard? 318 00:26:02,519 --> 00:26:03,978 Elliot? 319 00:26:05,731 --> 00:26:06,898 Boner? 320 00:26:07,983 --> 00:26:10,193 - Is boner one of them? - Yes. 321 00:26:11,987 --> 00:26:15,031 Boner is good. Boner is very... 322 00:26:15,991 --> 00:26:17,492 What, Billy Bob? 323 00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:20,036 - Can I go to the bathroom? - Please. 324 00:26:22,498 --> 00:26:26,834 Now, does anybody have any others before we move on? 325 00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:32,131 Mr. Moxon, care to share with us? 326 00:26:32,841 --> 00:26:34,676 The male erection? 327 00:26:35,219 --> 00:26:40,223 Pitching a tent. Sporting wood. Icicle's formed. The march is on. 328 00:26:40,307 --> 00:26:41,683 Thank you, Jonathan. 329 00:26:41,767 --> 00:26:47,480 Stiff, stiff y, Mr. Mortis, rigor mortis has set in, flesh rocket. 330 00:26:47,564 --> 00:26:51,276 Jack's magic beanstalk, tall Tommy, mushroom on a stick, 331 00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:54,487 Mr. Mushroom head, purple-headed yogurt slinger, 332 00:26:55,489 --> 00:26:58,700 and Pedro. 333 00:27:00,244 --> 00:27:01,536 Pedro? 334 00:27:18,679 --> 00:27:21,556 - Billy Bob, are you okay? - Yes, ma'am. 335 00:27:29,356 --> 00:27:30,398 Call the nurse! 336 00:27:31,525 --> 00:27:32,900 Go on now. 337 00:27:37,823 --> 00:27:42,160 - How you feeling, son? - Can't seem to hold down any chow, sir. 338 00:27:42,244 --> 00:27:43,745 Must be nerves. 339 00:27:44,705 --> 00:27:48,374 Don't you worry. You're gonna play every minute of that game. 340 00:27:49,710 --> 00:27:52,295 Nurse doesn't think I should play. 341 00:27:52,379 --> 00:27:54,213 She doesn't, does she? 342 00:27:54,631 --> 00:27:57,300 Because, well, I got my head whacked last week. 343 00:27:57,384 --> 00:28:01,137 Well, she don't have no division title to win, does she? 344 00:28:01,347 --> 00:28:03,431 I'm gonna ask you, son, 345 00:28:05,142 --> 00:28:06,976 are you ready to go? 346 00:28:10,939 --> 00:28:13,399 - Yes, sir. - That's my soldier, William Robert. 347 00:28:13,484 --> 00:28:17,153 Now you rest here. Take advantage, see you at 4:00 practice. 348 00:28:18,155 --> 00:28:19,614 Yes, sir. 349 00:28:23,452 --> 00:28:24,577 Hut! 350 00:28:34,213 --> 00:28:36,506 Fourth down, 1:49 to play, Greenville. 351 00:28:36,590 --> 00:28:39,008 Stubby, leading 21 -17. 352 00:28:39,093 --> 00:28:40,718 If they hope to win the ball game, 353 00:28:40,803 --> 00:28:44,055 the Coyotes have got to stop Greenville right here. 354 00:28:44,139 --> 00:28:45,348 - Break! - Break! 355 00:28:51,605 --> 00:28:54,190 Hornets, come to the line of scrimmage. 356 00:28:54,274 --> 00:28:57,276 James Cowboy pulls the quarterback gives the football to Terry and... 357 00:28:57,361 --> 00:28:58,736 He's stopped right in his tracks! 358 00:28:58,821 --> 00:29:02,281 Yes! Our ball. He got the bastards! 359 00:29:02,616 --> 00:29:04,325 That's ours to win now! Ours to win! 360 00:29:04,410 --> 00:29:05,910 Get out there and win this ball game. 361 00:29:05,994 --> 00:29:08,162 All right, 4-95. Let's go. Get out there. 362 00:29:08,247 --> 00:29:09,622 Come on, Lance! 363 00:29:09,706 --> 00:29:11,999 Let's go! Let's go! 364 00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:14,252 Billy Bob, I need you for one more series, Hoss. 365 00:29:14,336 --> 00:29:16,546 Get in there! Get in there! Right deep. 366 00:29:16,630 --> 00:29:19,173 Are you sure you're all right to play? 367 00:29:19,258 --> 00:29:20,591 - If you're not all right, say something. - Moxon. 368 00:29:20,676 --> 00:29:23,636 Get your ass back on that bench! 369 00:29:25,180 --> 00:29:30,184 Let's go, boys, let's go! Ours to win now. Door's open, let's go! 370 00:29:31,103 --> 00:29:32,353 - Break! - Break! 371 00:29:39,653 --> 00:29:42,572 Set! Blue 32! 372 00:29:44,158 --> 00:29:45,783 Blue 32! 373 00:29:45,868 --> 00:29:47,285 Go! 374 00:30:08,515 --> 00:30:10,975 Lord, don't do this to me. 375 00:30:16,815 --> 00:30:21,486 Stub, I'll tell you, I've hardly ever heard this stadium this quiet. 376 00:30:21,570 --> 00:30:24,155 Lance Harbor, laying there on the field. 377 00:30:24,239 --> 00:30:26,282 And you see his future going down the drain. 378 00:30:26,366 --> 00:30:28,034 Committed to Florida State. 379 00:30:28,118 --> 00:30:31,704 And now what must this do to the Coyotes' football plans? 380 00:30:35,709 --> 00:30:37,001 Oh, God. 381 00:30:43,634 --> 00:30:45,801 Lance, please be okay. Lance. 382 00:30:45,886 --> 00:30:48,137 Oh, God. It's my knee, man. 383 00:30:56,355 --> 00:31:00,107 I'm sorry, man. Lance! 384 00:31:07,783 --> 00:31:11,077 You're looking now coming in Lasala, and you got Moxon looking to come in. 385 00:31:11,161 --> 00:31:14,622 Yeah, and you've taken more snaps than he's taken. 386 00:31:19,795 --> 00:31:21,963 We got a game here. Let's go. We got a game. 387 00:31:22,047 --> 00:31:23,881 We got a game to win. Let's go. 388 00:31:29,471 --> 00:31:32,515 Watch me for the signals. Stay focused. 389 00:31:32,849 --> 00:31:36,561 And don't worry, son, I'm behind you. 390 00:31:39,273 --> 00:31:44,026 - Let's go. Let's go. - Well, there goes the season. 391 00:31:44,570 --> 00:31:49,657 That Moxon isn't worth the Charmin extra soft he wipes his butt with. 392 00:31:49,992 --> 00:31:54,662 He's hurt bad, Mox. It's all my fault, man. It's all my fault. 393 00:31:55,581 --> 00:32:00,293 All right, I right, 494, Z-post, on one. 394 00:32:00,377 --> 00:32:03,421 I right, 494, Z-post, on one. 395 00:32:03,505 --> 00:32:05,172 - Ready? Break! - Break! 396 00:32:05,257 --> 00:32:07,091 Here we go with Moxon as quarterback. 397 00:32:07,175 --> 00:32:10,261 Yeah, they say this guy scratches hisself better than he throws the ball. 398 00:32:10,345 --> 00:32:13,889 Set! 2-80! 399 00:32:13,974 --> 00:32:15,975 2-80! Go! 400 00:32:29,698 --> 00:32:31,073 Yeah! En garde! 401 00:32:34,328 --> 00:32:38,289 Jon Moxon with a 40-yard pass! Where'd this kid come from? 402 00:32:38,373 --> 00:32:40,541 Hey! That's my boy! 403 00:32:41,543 --> 00:32:46,005 - Everybody on the ball! Get on the ball! - He's got to stop the clock! 404 00:32:46,757 --> 00:32:50,635 - Drag it. Drag it out. - Stop play! Stop play! Stop play! 405 00:32:50,719 --> 00:32:52,386 Give me the horny hex! 406 00:32:52,471 --> 00:32:55,306 The clock's still running! The clock's still running! 407 00:32:55,390 --> 00:32:56,557 Go! 408 00:33:12,282 --> 00:33:13,532 Huddle up! 409 00:33:17,954 --> 00:33:23,167 I can't... Go again. I can't. 410 00:33:23,710 --> 00:33:25,961 - You got it! - Fuck it. 411 00:33:26,421 --> 00:33:28,631 I don't know what play they're calling. How's your arm? 412 00:33:28,715 --> 00:33:30,007 - It's fine. I'm cool. - All right. 413 00:33:30,092 --> 00:33:32,176 - Last chance for the Coyotes. - Set! 414 00:33:32,260 --> 00:33:34,136 Moxon the quarterback. 415 00:33:34,221 --> 00:33:37,098 This is not the formation! That's not the formation! 416 00:33:37,182 --> 00:33:38,349 Go! 417 00:33:39,476 --> 00:33:43,354 Moxon hands off to Brown, throwback pass, complete! 418 00:33:43,438 --> 00:33:45,481 - He's got a chance! - Moxon has the football! 419 00:33:45,565 --> 00:33:47,775 - He's got a chance! - What's the move? Heading for... 420 00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:51,362 - Touchdown! Good grief! - Touchdown! Touchdown! 421 00:33:51,446 --> 00:33:55,533 Bud Kilmer pulls off another one! Unbelievable! 422 00:34:09,297 --> 00:34:10,798 Holy shit! 423 00:34:17,431 --> 00:34:19,849 Mr. Harbor? Lance is out of surgery. 424 00:34:19,933 --> 00:34:21,726 You should be able to visit him in just a little while. 425 00:34:21,810 --> 00:34:24,812 - How long's he out? - Any chance for this season? 426 00:34:26,314 --> 00:34:28,023 Look, Lance tore every ligament he's got. 427 00:34:28,108 --> 00:34:29,150 He's gonna need several surgeries 428 00:34:29,234 --> 00:34:30,943 over the next few months just to repair them all. 429 00:34:31,027 --> 00:34:32,403 How long? 430 00:34:33,905 --> 00:34:36,657 Minimum, year and a half, if ever. 431 00:34:39,745 --> 00:34:41,287 No, no. 432 00:34:43,248 --> 00:34:44,749 Lance's ride? 433 00:34:45,542 --> 00:34:48,210 His scholarship to Florida State? 434 00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:50,129 Jesus. 435 00:34:50,213 --> 00:34:52,256 Look, I'm amazed he hasn't had problems before this. 436 00:34:52,340 --> 00:34:55,801 I removed a hell of a lot of scar tissue from that boy's knee. 437 00:34:56,303 --> 00:34:58,971 He shouldn't even have been playing. 438 00:34:59,055 --> 00:35:01,098 Never said anything to me. 439 00:35:04,144 --> 00:35:07,104 Moxon, get on home. Get some shuteye. 440 00:35:07,189 --> 00:35:08,439 Harbors appreciate you being here, 441 00:35:08,523 --> 00:35:11,192 but there's nothing more you can do tonight. Get on. 442 00:35:17,324 --> 00:35:19,658 You go on. I'll stay with them, okay? 443 00:35:19,743 --> 00:35:22,077 - All right. I'll call you. - All right. 444 00:35:28,001 --> 00:35:31,378 Well, I guess I should be going, too, then, 445 00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:34,507 this being a family thing and all. 446 00:35:49,314 --> 00:35:52,525 - Thanks again for the ride, Mox. - No problem. 447 00:35:59,741 --> 00:36:02,535 - What the hell are you doing? - Changing. 448 00:36:03,662 --> 00:36:08,165 Come on. I'm wearing underwear. It covers up the same as a bathing suit. 449 00:36:09,251 --> 00:36:11,335 Does it really bother you? 450 00:36:11,419 --> 00:36:14,755 Whatever, I... You know, I can handle it. 451 00:36:16,633 --> 00:36:19,385 This has been the worst night of my life. 452 00:36:21,847 --> 00:36:24,014 You really aren't looking. 453 00:36:25,809 --> 00:36:26,934 You're sweet. 454 00:36:27,018 --> 00:36:29,019 Lance is gonna be all right. 455 00:36:29,104 --> 00:36:31,355 His career is probably over. 456 00:36:31,439 --> 00:36:35,234 No, you guys are gonna be all right. You love each other. 457 00:36:35,861 --> 00:36:40,698 Things change, Mox. I don't wanna think about it right now. 458 00:36:41,241 --> 00:36:44,118 - I'm sorry. - It's okay. 459 00:36:45,287 --> 00:36:48,205 I mean, what about you and Jules? 460 00:36:48,915 --> 00:36:50,624 Is there a future? 461 00:36:51,293 --> 00:36:54,044 Yeah, you know, I mean, she's great. 462 00:36:54,129 --> 00:36:56,922 I got another year until she's graduating but... 463 00:36:57,632 --> 00:37:00,801 I mean, I love spending time with her, you know. 464 00:37:01,553 --> 00:37:03,470 Things change, Mox. 465 00:37:04,222 --> 00:37:06,765 You're the starting quarterback now. 466 00:37:17,819 --> 00:37:21,572 - Well, you're here. - You're not coming in? 467 00:37:21,656 --> 00:37:26,660 No. Not tonight. It doesn't seem right with Lance all fucked up. 468 00:37:35,003 --> 00:37:37,963 You don't always have to do the right thing, Mox. 469 00:37:38,757 --> 00:37:41,342 We'll continue this any time you want. 470 00:37:48,016 --> 00:37:49,391 Shit. 471 00:37:53,521 --> 00:37:54,939 Hey, girls. 472 00:38:01,363 --> 00:38:04,782 - Hey, Tweeter. How you doing? - Good. How are you? 473 00:38:04,866 --> 00:38:09,662 Well, well, well, if it ain't Charlie Tweeter. 474 00:38:10,246 --> 00:38:11,872 Yes, it is. 475 00:38:13,416 --> 00:38:14,750 So how we doing tonight? 476 00:38:14,834 --> 00:38:19,254 - How we doing? Well, we are doing fine. - Congratulations. 477 00:38:19,339 --> 00:38:23,884 - Well, congratulations to you, too. - Congratulations for what? 478 00:38:24,886 --> 00:38:28,305 Well, for getting to wear such cute "mount me" hats. 479 00:38:29,057 --> 00:38:30,766 - "Mount me"? - Well, not right away, 480 00:38:30,850 --> 00:38:32,810 I mean, after a couple of drinks, maybe. I don't know. 481 00:38:32,894 --> 00:38:34,269 - Hey. Hey. Hey. - All right. 482 00:38:34,354 --> 00:38:36,814 We just wanna make sure no one drinks and drives. 483 00:38:36,898 --> 00:38:38,482 I was just kidding. Just kidding. 484 00:38:38,566 --> 00:38:40,818 - You got a smart mouth. - I know, I got a smart mouth, 485 00:38:40,902 --> 00:38:44,321 and I got to watch it, and you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna go home. 486 00:38:44,406 --> 00:38:46,407 I'm gonna give you these drinks. Take this, please. 487 00:38:46,491 --> 00:38:48,158 I don't want to drink and drive. 488 00:38:48,243 --> 00:38:50,786 There'll be no drinking and no driving. 489 00:38:51,913 --> 00:38:53,747 I think it's time for you to go home. 490 00:38:53,832 --> 00:38:57,334 I think you're right. I'm going home, all right? 491 00:38:57,419 --> 00:38:59,294 - You go home. - I'm going home. 492 00:38:59,379 --> 00:39:01,755 - Bye, Tweeter. - You know what? You hurt my feelings, 493 00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:04,508 - and now I'm going home, all right? - Where's Billy Bob? 494 00:39:04,592 --> 00:39:07,553 I'm gonna go home, and you can kiss my ass. 495 00:39:07,637 --> 00:39:10,556 Haines, he's taking the car! 496 00:39:11,182 --> 00:39:12,933 I'm gonna go to jail. 497 00:39:20,650 --> 00:39:22,276 Son of a bitch! 498 00:39:29,534 --> 00:39:31,827 Great game tonight. 499 00:39:31,911 --> 00:39:34,872 Thanks. How much? 500 00:39:36,624 --> 00:39:38,876 Your money's no good here. 501 00:40:24,214 --> 00:40:26,215 Jonathan Moxon, you are under arrest 502 00:40:26,299 --> 00:40:28,509 for not being naked with some sophomore chick 503 00:40:28,593 --> 00:40:30,552 who wants to bathe you with her tongue. 504 00:40:30,637 --> 00:40:33,263 Now take off your goddamn clothes and get in the car. 505 00:40:33,348 --> 00:40:35,724 - Tweeter? - Damn right, Tweeter. 506 00:40:35,809 --> 00:40:39,436 They're about as sharp as a box of marbles, but we're all naked in there, 507 00:40:39,521 --> 00:40:42,272 and we got handcuffs and cool shit to play with. 508 00:40:42,357 --> 00:40:43,982 Now take off your clothes and get in the car. 509 00:40:44,067 --> 00:40:46,485 Mox, Tweeter threw my clothes out the window. 510 00:40:46,569 --> 00:40:49,238 - Will you come keep me warm? - Shit. 511 00:40:52,283 --> 00:40:57,704 I can't go with you. But, here, I'll give you my jacket. Here you go. 512 00:40:57,789 --> 00:40:59,123 Thank you. 513 00:41:01,292 --> 00:41:03,627 - Sorry, Mox. I got to bail. - All right. 514 00:41:03,711 --> 00:41:08,090 Ladies. Shut up and hold onto your nipples. 515 00:41:26,818 --> 00:41:28,152 Hey, you weren't asleep, were you? 516 00:41:28,236 --> 00:41:32,197 No. I was lying in bed naming my unborn children. 517 00:41:32,907 --> 00:41:34,158 How's Lance? 518 00:41:34,242 --> 00:41:35,993 He's out of the first surgery. 519 00:41:36,077 --> 00:41:38,871 They're gonna have to go back in there again in a few weeks. 520 00:41:38,955 --> 00:41:42,708 Man. I'm going to see him tomorrow. 521 00:41:43,668 --> 00:41:47,713 - I heard you played a great game. - It was strange. 522 00:41:48,506 --> 00:41:50,757 Strange to be a god now? 523 00:41:54,095 --> 00:41:55,971 I don't know. I mean... 524 00:41:57,265 --> 00:41:59,892 We did win, you know. 525 00:42:01,227 --> 00:42:05,314 I don't know, I've been... I just been walking around for a while. 526 00:42:06,983 --> 00:42:09,109 What's wrong, Jonnie? 527 00:42:09,194 --> 00:42:10,861 Want me to get dressed and come out there? 528 00:42:10,945 --> 00:42:15,657 No. I'm just gonna go home. 529 00:42:22,457 --> 00:42:27,794 It's been a really weird night. I don't know. I'll see you tomorrow. 530 00:42:37,639 --> 00:42:40,224 Well, they stole a state trooper car, 531 00:42:40,308 --> 00:42:44,937 and then they exposed themselves to the ladies' auxiliary. 532 00:42:45,021 --> 00:42:48,523 I tell you, these players nowadays, they just running around lawless. 533 00:42:48,608 --> 00:42:49,650 There you go. 534 00:42:49,734 --> 00:42:54,196 They're all hopped up on beer and painkillers is what it is. 535 00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:57,074 - Painkillers. - They exposed theirselves? 536 00:42:57,158 --> 00:42:59,618 Yup. Yeah. They pulled out their wangers, 537 00:42:59,702 --> 00:43:02,329 pressed them up against the glass at the Alano Club 538 00:43:02,413 --> 00:43:05,207 while the girls was rehearsing the Christmas pageant. 539 00:43:05,291 --> 00:43:07,000 Now that ain't right. 540 00:43:07,835 --> 00:43:09,962 Wangers on the glass at the Alano Club? 541 00:43:10,046 --> 00:43:11,129 Yes. 542 00:43:11,631 --> 00:43:13,548 No. No good. 543 00:43:13,633 --> 00:43:16,677 You know, we never stole no cars. 544 00:43:16,761 --> 00:43:19,513 I don't think I can just keep letting these boys get away with this stuff... 545 00:43:19,597 --> 00:43:21,515 Earl? Earl? 546 00:43:22,850 --> 00:43:25,310 My boys too much trouble for you? 547 00:43:28,106 --> 00:43:31,275 No, Coach. They just kids. 548 00:43:33,319 --> 00:43:35,696 You know, Sam's boy looked pretty good last Friday. 549 00:43:35,780 --> 00:43:36,780 - Yeah. - Yeah. 550 00:43:36,864 --> 00:43:40,450 They all get theirselves a sweet hand now and again. 551 00:43:40,535 --> 00:43:43,203 Moxon sure ain't got what Lance has. 552 00:44:09,397 --> 00:44:10,897 Set. Go. 553 00:44:30,126 --> 00:44:32,502 So, now I wanna know where Jon Moxon came from. 554 00:44:32,587 --> 00:44:35,589 - Forty-yard scramble touchdown. - What a great run. 555 00:44:37,675 --> 00:44:39,634 Way to go, Jonnie. 556 00:44:42,138 --> 00:44:44,264 - Go, Mox, Go! - Go, Mox, Go! 557 00:44:46,809 --> 00:44:48,143 Yeah, Mox. 558 00:44:56,694 --> 00:45:00,697 - Hey, nice game, Jonathan. - Well, thank you. 559 00:45:00,782 --> 00:45:03,075 - See you in class. - All right. 560 00:45:04,452 --> 00:45:09,373 Yes, you will. That's a nice car on a teacher's salary. 561 00:45:11,125 --> 00:45:13,710 Look, I'm going with my dad to see Lance. You wanna come? 562 00:45:13,795 --> 00:45:16,338 This is Olin Buchanan of KPJT. 563 00:45:16,422 --> 00:45:18,757 Mox, how does it feel to be out of Lance Harbor's shadow 564 00:45:18,841 --> 00:45:21,301 and showing everyone that you've been underrated? 565 00:45:23,971 --> 00:45:27,766 Gee, I mean, Lance Harbor left some pretty big shoes to fill. 566 00:45:28,434 --> 00:45:31,728 I don't know that I'll ever get the job done like he did. 567 00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:35,816 And we all want to know about you planning to play ball in the lvy League. 568 00:45:35,900 --> 00:45:37,401 Ivy Leagues? 569 00:45:39,278 --> 00:45:42,364 Heck, I don't know. I don't know. 570 00:45:43,491 --> 00:45:48,245 I just wanna thank God and my teammates for the win today. 571 00:45:48,329 --> 00:45:51,498 I mean, Jonathan Moxon's only one man, you know. 572 00:45:52,834 --> 00:45:54,459 I'm just one man. 573 00:45:57,797 --> 00:46:00,090 - Thanks. - All right, thank you. 574 00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:09,641 "Gee"? "Heck"? You even thanked God. 575 00:46:11,102 --> 00:46:14,062 - You know, you're a scary superstar. - Come on, Jules. 576 00:46:14,147 --> 00:46:18,692 You referred to yourself as one man. You're really enjoying this. 577 00:46:19,444 --> 00:46:21,361 Why not? It's a trip. 578 00:46:24,699 --> 00:46:27,617 God. Look, I'm gonna go see my dad. 579 00:46:30,455 --> 00:46:31,830 All right. 580 00:47:01,068 --> 00:47:03,904 All right, let's razzle dazzle them dummy D's with a little package six. 581 00:47:03,988 --> 00:47:06,615 - The old hook and ladder. - Man, that play don't work. 582 00:47:06,699 --> 00:47:10,202 - Someone always screws up. - Well, have a little fun, then. 583 00:47:10,286 --> 00:47:13,163 All right. Hook and ladder left, on one. 584 00:47:13,247 --> 00:47:14,623 Hook and ladder left, on one. 585 00:47:14,707 --> 00:47:15,957 - Ready? Break! - Break! 586 00:47:17,043 --> 00:47:21,421 This ain't the one where I trot down field and look like I'm lost, is it? 587 00:47:21,506 --> 00:47:24,966 Guy, huddle them back up again. Huddle up. Clayton, huddle them up. 588 00:47:25,051 --> 00:47:26,343 Give me a huddle! 589 00:47:26,427 --> 00:47:28,220 Billy Bob, this play is for you, all right? 590 00:47:28,304 --> 00:47:30,555 - Tweeter's gonna pitch you the ball. - Oh, no. 591 00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:34,142 Oh, no what? Just catch the ball. Look, a ball. I'm gonna catch it. 592 00:47:34,227 --> 00:47:35,435 You big dummy. That's all. 593 00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:37,562 But wait a minute, but I'm no eligible receiver though. 594 00:47:37,647 --> 00:47:40,357 - See what I mean, Mox? - Just catch the damn ball, all right? 595 00:47:40,441 --> 00:47:41,733 - Fine. - Hook and ladder left, on one. 596 00:47:41,817 --> 00:47:43,235 - Ready? Break! - Break! 597 00:47:45,279 --> 00:47:46,446 Go. 598 00:48:01,462 --> 00:48:05,090 When did the damn circus come to town? 599 00:48:05,174 --> 00:48:06,591 I didn't see no trucks. 600 00:48:06,676 --> 00:48:08,552 Would've been six if he'd held onto the ball. 601 00:48:08,636 --> 00:48:10,136 For which team? 602 00:48:11,013 --> 00:48:16,434 You listen hard. Stick to the basics. Stick to the basics. Stick to the basics. 603 00:48:17,478 --> 00:48:21,565 We're a running team. You only call what I tell you to call. 604 00:48:21,649 --> 00:48:24,067 You hear me in there? 605 00:48:24,151 --> 00:48:27,237 You are the damn dumbest smart kid I know. 606 00:48:35,663 --> 00:48:36,871 Come in. 607 00:48:40,876 --> 00:48:44,045 No, don't sit. It won't take a minute. 608 00:48:47,425 --> 00:48:49,426 You're dragging ass out there, son, 609 00:48:49,510 --> 00:48:52,554 and it's fucking up my universe. You understand? 610 00:48:52,638 --> 00:48:55,849 You're fat, you're slow, all of a sudden you're lazy. 611 00:48:55,933 --> 00:48:58,768 And if it wasn't for you, I would still have my starting quarterback. 612 00:48:58,853 --> 00:49:00,979 I'm wondering what happened to you. 613 00:49:01,063 --> 00:49:04,024 - My... Coach, my head... - I don't want no excuses. 614 00:49:04,567 --> 00:49:06,359 I want you to fix it. 615 00:49:12,491 --> 00:49:14,492 Get out of here. 616 00:49:15,703 --> 00:49:17,537 Get the hell out. 617 00:49:21,709 --> 00:49:24,210 Hey, Mox, wait up. 618 00:49:25,796 --> 00:49:28,381 - So, what time? - What time what? 619 00:49:28,466 --> 00:49:31,009 What time are you coming over tonight? 620 00:49:31,552 --> 00:49:34,554 - Tonight? - It's half price night at the gun club. 621 00:49:34,639 --> 00:49:37,474 My folks never get home before 12:00. 622 00:49:40,478 --> 00:49:43,063 Visited Lance today at the... 623 00:49:43,147 --> 00:49:45,315 This is about you and me. 624 00:49:46,233 --> 00:49:48,526 I've known you my whole life. 625 00:49:50,071 --> 00:49:53,031 I'm not telling anyone you're coming over. 626 00:49:54,575 --> 00:49:57,452 Any time after 7:00. 627 00:50:09,924 --> 00:50:12,759 Why be good? I'm always good. 628 00:50:14,136 --> 00:50:16,429 Where's my upside to being good? 629 00:50:19,975 --> 00:50:23,061 I'm 18 years old. It's not like I'm married to her. 630 00:50:23,562 --> 00:50:26,981 She invited me over. I'm just being polite. Right, Kyle? 631 00:50:28,693 --> 00:50:31,194 - Kyle? - I only answer to one name. 632 00:50:31,278 --> 00:50:35,281 I'm the great and honorable El Ali Akbar Shabazz Da. 633 00:50:35,366 --> 00:50:36,533 That's a bunch of names. 634 00:50:36,617 --> 00:50:40,495 But there is only one God. All praise be to Allah. 635 00:50:41,747 --> 00:50:45,166 Yeah, but would Allah nail Darcy if he had the chance? 636 00:50:49,630 --> 00:50:51,297 I think he would. 637 00:50:54,552 --> 00:50:56,094 Okay. 638 00:51:06,564 --> 00:51:09,607 - Gave up on you. - Am I too late? 639 00:51:10,317 --> 00:51:12,819 No. Come in. 640 00:51:20,161 --> 00:51:21,661 I'm glad you came. 641 00:51:22,788 --> 00:51:25,457 I mean, it's kind of weird to have you in my house, isn't it? 642 00:51:25,541 --> 00:51:26,666 Yeah. 643 00:51:27,668 --> 00:51:30,378 I feel like I'm doing something illegal. 644 00:51:30,463 --> 00:51:32,839 Well, not yet. 645 00:51:36,427 --> 00:51:41,139 Look at me. I'm a mess. No one ever sees me like this. 646 00:51:41,682 --> 00:51:44,684 I think this is the best I've ever seen you look. 647 00:51:45,519 --> 00:51:48,480 You're sweet, Mox, but you know you are. 648 00:51:50,649 --> 00:51:52,025 Nice house. 649 00:51:54,195 --> 00:51:57,363 I was about to make an ice cream sundae. 650 00:51:57,948 --> 00:52:00,658 You want one? 651 00:52:01,243 --> 00:52:03,453 Yeah, have one. I'll make it. 652 00:52:04,497 --> 00:52:05,830 All right. 653 00:52:08,042 --> 00:52:10,460 Do you want whipped cream? 654 00:52:10,544 --> 00:52:13,087 - Sure. - Okay. 655 00:52:48,374 --> 00:52:49,749 Come here. 656 00:53:04,306 --> 00:53:08,226 Wait. Wait. Wait, wait. Wait. I can't. 657 00:53:08,310 --> 00:53:13,189 We can't. This is not... I'm really sorry. All right? 658 00:53:13,274 --> 00:53:15,984 What? You're sorry? 659 00:53:16,068 --> 00:53:18,862 There's Lance and then there's Jules, 660 00:53:18,946 --> 00:53:22,740 and I don't know if I love Jules but I might. 661 00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:26,494 What I do know is I don't love you. But Lance, he might love you. I can't... 662 00:53:26,579 --> 00:53:30,957 I don't love Lance. It was never about love. 663 00:53:34,336 --> 00:53:36,671 It's about me getting a better life. 664 00:53:37,631 --> 00:53:40,091 Lance and I were gonna leave. 665 00:53:40,175 --> 00:53:43,219 Now I know he's probably gonna stay in West Canaan 666 00:53:43,304 --> 00:53:47,181 and be the manager at Wal-Mart and coach JV football. 667 00:53:47,266 --> 00:53:48,474 Darcy. 668 00:53:50,644 --> 00:53:52,812 I just wanted to go with you. 669 00:53:55,024 --> 00:53:59,652 Look, you're gonna get out of West Canaan on your own. 670 00:54:01,655 --> 00:54:03,573 All right? You're smart. 671 00:54:09,079 --> 00:54:10,496 Unbelievable. 672 00:54:12,166 --> 00:54:13,333 What? 673 00:54:14,501 --> 00:54:17,962 I usually fall for the whipped cream bikini every time. 674 00:54:24,136 --> 00:54:26,721 - Wendell? - Hey, what's up, Mox? 675 00:54:26,805 --> 00:54:30,600 - Meet at the Mini-Mart at 10:00 tonight. - 10:00? For what, man? 676 00:54:30,684 --> 00:54:33,061 - I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you. - All right. 677 00:54:33,145 --> 00:54:34,479 Hey, have you seen Billy Bob? I can't find him. 678 00:54:34,563 --> 00:54:36,272 I'm afraid something's wrong. 679 00:54:36,357 --> 00:54:38,024 - Kilmer. - Kilmer? 680 00:54:39,026 --> 00:54:42,946 Come on, Mox. He's been riding the fuck out of Billy Bob, man, 681 00:54:43,030 --> 00:54:45,406 blaming him for Lance's knee and shit. 682 00:54:45,491 --> 00:54:48,451 Look, man, I'm over this shit. I'm over it. 683 00:54:48,535 --> 00:54:51,329 - I hear you, man. - You don't hear me, man. 684 00:54:51,413 --> 00:54:53,706 Kilmer's a fucking-ass racist redneck. 685 00:54:53,791 --> 00:54:56,209 You know how many yards I average a game? 686 00:54:56,293 --> 00:54:58,878 - About 100? - 133. 687 00:54:58,963 --> 00:55:00,922 You know how many touchdowns I have? 688 00:55:03,050 --> 00:55:07,136 Three. That's only because I broke for over 20 yards each time. 689 00:55:07,221 --> 00:55:10,807 Every time we get inside the 10, he gives the ball to Lance on a sweep 690 00:55:10,891 --> 00:55:14,852 or some fucking roll out to a white receiver. It's bullshit. 691 00:55:14,937 --> 00:55:18,189 - I'm just Kilmer's black work horse. - Kilmer. 692 00:55:18,273 --> 00:55:22,068 You think he'd pick up the phone and call Texas Tech or A&M for me? 693 00:55:22,152 --> 00:55:26,197 Fuck no. My mom's been doing my recruiting. 694 00:55:27,157 --> 00:55:29,409 She's got Grambling coming to see me. 695 00:55:30,327 --> 00:55:32,870 Damn, Mox, I thought you knew. 696 00:55:33,747 --> 00:55:35,623 Shit is fucked up. 697 00:55:36,750 --> 00:55:40,461 Fuck Kilmer, all right? I'll get you in the end zone. 698 00:55:45,801 --> 00:55:48,928 We cool, Mox. Hey. 699 00:55:51,765 --> 00:55:55,810 You got shit to tend to. See you at practice, man. 700 00:55:55,894 --> 00:55:57,770 - What's up, Darcy? - Hey. 701 00:55:58,230 --> 00:56:00,565 Hey. How are you? 702 00:56:01,567 --> 00:56:04,110 Tell me not to feel weird around you. 703 00:56:04,778 --> 00:56:08,197 Look, Darcy, the last thing I need right now is for anything to come between us. 704 00:56:08,282 --> 00:56:12,869 Okay? Look, we're friends. We're just a little closer now. 705 00:56:13,495 --> 00:56:16,247 - Okay? - Yeah, I guess we are. 706 00:56:18,584 --> 00:56:21,002 - Thanks, Mox. - No problem. 707 00:56:35,017 --> 00:56:37,977 Wait, Jules. Wait a minute. Jules. 708 00:56:39,980 --> 00:56:45,651 Would you listen to me, all right? Bitches are all just panty droppers. 709 00:56:45,736 --> 00:56:48,071 You understand? That's it. 710 00:56:48,864 --> 00:56:50,239 What? 711 00:56:50,324 --> 00:56:56,079 Listen, you give them a Percocet, two Vicodin and a couple of beers, 712 00:56:56,163 --> 00:56:59,373 and the panties drop. Very nice. 713 00:56:59,458 --> 00:57:02,043 - It's nice. - It's nice. 714 00:57:02,836 --> 00:57:04,378 Tweeter, do you think you'll enjoy prison? 715 00:57:04,463 --> 00:57:06,756 I don't know. What? 716 00:57:10,886 --> 00:57:13,346 - Where are we going tonight? - That's a surprise. 717 00:57:13,430 --> 00:57:15,640 Just make sure everyone's at the Mini-Mart at 10:00, all right? 718 00:57:15,724 --> 00:57:18,601 - I'm bringing Lance. - Nice. 719 00:57:22,815 --> 00:57:24,440 What the fuck is that? 720 00:57:42,668 --> 00:57:46,712 Oh, my God. It's star quarterback, Jonnie Moxon. 721 00:57:46,797 --> 00:57:48,005 Somebody hold me up. 722 00:57:48,090 --> 00:57:51,717 Look, there's nothing going on with Darcy Sears. All right? 723 00:57:51,802 --> 00:57:54,178 I've known her since kindergarten. Nothing's ever happened. 724 00:57:54,263 --> 00:57:58,182 You mean you've never seen her in her whipped-cream bikini? 725 00:58:03,772 --> 00:58:05,273 - No. - Funny. 726 00:58:06,150 --> 00:58:07,984 That's how she got Lance. 727 00:58:08,068 --> 00:58:10,153 Come on, Jules, are we together or what? 728 00:58:10,237 --> 00:58:12,280 I don't date football players. 729 00:58:12,364 --> 00:58:14,907 Come on, Jules, I've always been a football player. 730 00:58:14,992 --> 00:58:16,450 Number 26. 731 00:58:18,787 --> 00:58:23,833 No, you were something different. At least I thought you were. 732 00:58:28,672 --> 00:58:33,718 What a Kodak moment. Star quarterback Jonnie Moxon 733 00:58:33,802 --> 00:58:36,554 having a gut-check minute about who he really is. 734 00:58:36,638 --> 00:58:40,016 - You don't think all this is hard? - Hard? On who? 735 00:58:40,100 --> 00:58:42,185 - Jules. - Mox. 736 00:58:43,270 --> 00:58:46,355 We had a thing and it was great, okay. 737 00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:49,609 Things have changed a little bit, and that's okay. 738 00:58:51,069 --> 00:58:54,280 - Maybe you should go. - You can't make me leave. 739 00:58:58,869 --> 00:59:03,372 Oh, my God. Everybody come meet Jonnie Moxon. 740 00:59:03,457 --> 00:59:06,375 The Mox, the star quarterback of the Coyotes. 741 00:59:06,460 --> 00:59:08,294 He's at my window. 742 00:59:09,296 --> 00:59:11,422 Good game. Good game, man. 743 00:59:44,498 --> 00:59:47,667 - Bring it on. - These are from Brett. 744 00:59:47,751 --> 00:59:49,627 And you boys are on the house all night. 745 00:59:49,711 --> 00:59:51,504 - All right. - Oh, yeah. 746 00:59:52,506 --> 00:59:55,174 Gentlemen, I'm gonna go nuts. 747 00:59:55,259 --> 00:59:58,678 My gift to you. To Kilmer. 748 00:59:59,137 --> 01:00:00,680 - Fuck Kilmer. - Fuck Kilmer. 749 01:00:02,182 --> 01:00:04,892 Hey, Tweeter. Take my shot, man. You know I don't drink. 750 01:00:04,977 --> 01:00:08,479 - Come on, you're drinking tonight. - We got Elwood tomorrow, man. 751 01:00:08,563 --> 01:00:11,649 - We can't be staying up all late. - Relax. 752 01:00:11,733 --> 01:00:14,485 Just chill, Wendell, and look over your left shoulder. 753 01:00:14,569 --> 01:00:15,903 What's up? 754 01:00:20,534 --> 01:00:22,076 God damn. 755 01:00:24,204 --> 01:00:25,705 Oh, yeah. 756 01:00:40,095 --> 01:00:41,178 Yeah. 757 01:00:41,847 --> 01:00:44,307 Come on. Come on, keep your shirt on, Billy Bob. 758 01:00:44,391 --> 01:00:47,393 It's a strip club, man. I'm here to work. 759 01:00:53,859 --> 01:00:55,109 Shit. 760 01:00:56,403 --> 01:00:58,988 Work it, Billy Bob. Let's go, dog. 761 01:01:03,577 --> 01:01:06,287 Oh, no. Oh no, come on. 762 01:01:06,705 --> 01:01:09,415 Here you go, have a beer. Come on. 763 01:01:10,667 --> 01:01:12,084 Come on, man. 764 01:01:17,007 --> 01:01:18,466 Go, Billy Bob. 765 01:01:21,511 --> 01:01:24,013 - What a nut. - Hey, you know of all these guys, 766 01:01:24,097 --> 01:01:27,016 you're the only one that came and visited me in the hospital. 767 01:01:27,100 --> 01:01:28,768 You're a good friend. 768 01:01:29,936 --> 01:01:32,688 And also, and I have to say that, 769 01:01:32,773 --> 01:01:35,191 thank you very much for dragging my ass out here. 770 01:01:35,275 --> 01:01:38,277 I appreciate everything you've done for me. 771 01:01:38,362 --> 01:01:41,238 You're not gonna try and hug me now, are you? 772 01:01:57,756 --> 01:01:59,799 Yeah, baby, take it off! 773 01:02:21,196 --> 01:02:24,281 - Oh, my God. It's Miss Davis. - Holy shit. It is Miss Davis. 774 01:02:24,366 --> 01:02:27,451 - It's Miss Davis. Miss Davis. Yeah. - No way. 775 01:02:52,477 --> 01:02:54,895 I just want you to know that I am 18, 776 01:02:54,980 --> 01:02:58,232 and I have had sex with older women before. 777 01:02:58,316 --> 01:03:01,193 It was topical. It was erotic. 778 01:03:01,278 --> 01:03:04,822 I gave it a 9.5. I still got wood. Still. 779 01:03:04,906 --> 01:03:07,241 I gave it a 10. 780 01:03:07,325 --> 01:03:09,869 - A 10. A fucking 10. - Gentlemen. 781 01:03:11,079 --> 01:03:14,957 I'd like to propose a toast. To Miss Davis. 782 01:03:15,041 --> 01:03:16,959 - Miss Davis. - Ten. 783 01:03:39,232 --> 01:03:41,734 Fuck me. It's 7:00. 784 01:03:42,319 --> 01:03:44,111 What'd you just say? 785 01:03:45,238 --> 01:03:46,989 It's 7:00. 786 01:03:50,202 --> 01:03:53,245 - God, what's that smell? - That's us. 787 01:03:53,872 --> 01:03:57,374 - Who we playing tonight? - Shit. 788 01:04:03,924 --> 01:04:08,928 10. 3-15. 3-15. Go. 789 01:04:13,934 --> 01:04:17,353 Well, Jon Moxon finding out how the other half lives here, 790 01:04:17,437 --> 01:04:19,522 Stubby, as he gets crushed on that play. 791 01:04:19,606 --> 01:04:22,525 I tell you, that was a true slobberknocker on that. He took a whooping, 792 01:04:22,609 --> 01:04:25,444 and Bud Kilmer can't be happy, the way his team's playing tonight. 793 01:04:25,529 --> 01:04:28,113 Why don't you let the pom-pom girls play for you? 794 01:04:28,198 --> 01:04:30,241 Goddamn worst game I ever seen. 795 01:04:30,325 --> 01:04:33,202 I thought you said Elwood wasn't that good. 796 01:04:33,286 --> 01:04:35,746 They ain't. They're playing like shit. 797 01:04:35,830 --> 01:04:38,332 Anybody wanna stop these guys from planting my ass? 798 01:04:38,416 --> 01:04:42,378 I got the squirts, Mox. I think that liquor's still in my system. 799 01:04:42,462 --> 01:04:44,421 And I cannot concentrate because I keep seeing 800 01:04:44,506 --> 01:04:47,925 Miss Davis' fat ass in my face, bouncing and... 801 01:04:48,009 --> 01:04:50,386 Look, I'm hung-over, too, all right? 802 01:04:50,470 --> 01:04:53,055 We got to suck it up. We got to put one in the end zone. 803 01:04:53,139 --> 01:04:55,849 All right, 4-95. Curl, on one. 804 01:04:56,518 --> 01:04:59,395 All right, 4-95. Curl, on one. Eyes up. 805 01:05:01,022 --> 01:05:02,523 - Ready? Break! - Break! 806 01:07:21,246 --> 01:07:25,582 The hard work of so many is sacrificed 807 01:07:26,793 --> 01:07:29,294 by the disrespect of the few. 808 01:07:34,551 --> 01:07:35,801 Moxon, 809 01:07:37,595 --> 01:07:39,888 you sacrificed the honor 810 01:07:39,973 --> 01:07:43,642 of this football team and the town that supports it. 811 01:07:44,561 --> 01:07:46,979 Shit, you poisoned my team, son. 812 01:07:53,236 --> 01:07:56,613 Hope last night was fun. Hope it was fun. 813 01:07:58,158 --> 01:08:00,492 Was it fun? Was it fun? 814 01:08:05,999 --> 01:08:07,750 You think you don't have to listen to me? 815 01:08:07,834 --> 01:08:11,545 Your daddy was a no-talent pussy, but at least he listened. 816 01:08:23,057 --> 01:08:25,601 Little Billy Bob crybaby. 817 01:08:26,978 --> 01:08:30,230 You cost me my perfect season. How does it feel? 818 01:08:31,566 --> 01:08:35,319 Cry me a river, you fat fucking baby. You disgust me. 819 01:08:35,403 --> 01:08:40,282 My star quarterback is dragging his leg around, because of you. 820 01:08:40,366 --> 01:08:43,744 And on top of that, I got to sit and watch you cry about it. 821 01:08:43,828 --> 01:08:47,790 Well, you know what? Get the fuck out of here. 822 01:08:48,458 --> 01:08:51,710 I don't wanna see your fat face. Get out. Get the fuck out of here. 823 01:08:51,795 --> 01:08:53,378 Get out of here. 824 01:09:13,191 --> 01:09:16,401 People are saying you organized an all-night drinking party. 825 01:09:16,486 --> 01:09:18,529 It's why you boys dragged ass out there. 826 01:09:18,613 --> 01:09:22,741 - Save it, Dad. - Save it? Save what? 827 01:09:23,409 --> 01:09:25,536 You got the opportunity of a lifetime, you're treating it like... 828 01:09:25,620 --> 01:09:28,288 Playing football at West Canaan is not the opportunity of a lifetime. 829 01:09:28,373 --> 01:09:30,999 Your attitude's wrong. Your tone of voice is wrong. 830 01:09:31,084 --> 01:09:33,335 - This is your opportunity... - For you. 831 01:09:33,419 --> 01:09:34,795 Playing football at West Canaan 832 01:09:34,879 --> 01:09:37,673 may have been the opportunity of your lifetime, 833 01:09:37,757 --> 01:09:39,967 but I don't want your life. 834 01:09:45,682 --> 01:09:46,974 What the hell's Bacon doing here? 835 01:09:47,058 --> 01:09:51,103 Billy Bob dropped him off. Said you'd know how to take care of him. 836 01:10:19,173 --> 01:10:22,134 - Mind if I take a seat beside you? - Don't move. 837 01:10:25,805 --> 01:10:28,974 This is for most-improved player at lineman camp. 838 01:10:30,602 --> 01:10:32,144 I was 11. 839 01:10:39,319 --> 01:10:42,988 - How'd you find me? - What the hell are you doing? 840 01:10:46,159 --> 01:10:49,369 Championship trophy. Steelers. 841 01:10:50,413 --> 01:10:53,165 We were nine. Remember this shit? 842 01:10:55,001 --> 01:10:58,795 - Playing Pee-Wee? - Yeah. It was fun. 843 01:10:58,880 --> 01:11:02,549 No, it wasn't. I remember getting yelled at. 844 01:11:04,886 --> 01:11:09,973 "You're too fat, Billy Bob! Too slow and dumb!" 845 01:11:13,895 --> 01:11:17,522 We were just little kids, Mox. Just little kids. 846 01:11:18,650 --> 01:11:21,151 It's like nothing was never good enough. 847 01:11:22,278 --> 01:11:24,196 - It's almost over. - No. 848 01:11:25,531 --> 01:11:30,202 - It's over, man. This is so over. - Come on. 849 01:11:31,162 --> 01:11:32,913 - What? - This is bullshit. 850 01:11:32,997 --> 01:11:34,122 What? 851 01:11:34,207 --> 01:11:36,708 You're gonna let fucking football bullshit get you? 852 01:11:36,793 --> 01:11:39,753 Fucking Kilmer? You're gonna let Kilmer win? 853 01:11:39,837 --> 01:11:42,130 What else am I supposed to do? 854 01:11:43,383 --> 01:11:46,969 - Why don't you fucking tell me? - Quit! Fuck it! 855 01:11:47,053 --> 01:11:48,178 Who gives a flying fuck 856 01:11:48,262 --> 01:11:50,847 about Bud Kilmer's 23rd district championship? 857 01:11:50,932 --> 01:11:52,557 - I don't. - I do! 858 01:11:54,978 --> 01:11:56,353 I do. 859 01:11:57,939 --> 01:12:01,817 Man, Coach loved me like a son. Treated me like one, too. 860 01:12:02,527 --> 01:12:07,489 He told me to protect Lance and I didn't. I fucked everything up, man. 861 01:12:08,491 --> 01:12:12,327 Kilmer fucked up and every single player on that team knows it. 862 01:12:12,412 --> 01:12:15,956 That's where you're wrong, Mox. You're wrong. 863 01:12:18,543 --> 01:12:23,338 Look. We got one more game left, and we need you. 864 01:12:29,095 --> 01:12:30,429 I need you. 865 01:12:32,849 --> 01:12:35,434 Who the fuck's gonna protect my ass? 866 01:12:39,772 --> 01:12:41,106 Come on. 867 01:12:45,695 --> 01:12:47,237 Your bony ass? 868 01:12:51,826 --> 01:12:54,119 I don't think I have a bony ass. 869 01:12:55,872 --> 01:12:58,040 I think I have a very nice ass. 870 01:13:00,209 --> 01:13:02,002 It is kind of nice. 871 01:13:15,308 --> 01:13:17,267 Yeah! Yeah! 872 01:13:17,727 --> 01:13:21,646 Fuck you and the horse you rode in on, you son of a bitch! 873 01:13:26,152 --> 01:13:28,945 Sam, we're a little worried about the Gilroy game. 874 01:13:29,030 --> 01:13:32,032 Yup. You know, this is their first year to play in our district. 875 01:13:32,116 --> 01:13:34,284 And they were Four-A all last year. 876 01:13:34,368 --> 01:13:37,412 Since they dropped down to Three-A, they've been killing people. 877 01:13:37,497 --> 01:13:39,081 Hell, they've been hurting people. 878 01:13:39,165 --> 01:13:42,751 Believe me when I tell you, Mox will stick to the game plan. 879 01:13:42,835 --> 01:13:45,754 - That's what we came to hear. - Thank you, Sam. 880 01:13:48,341 --> 01:13:50,967 Hey, hey. What's the deal with these kids? 881 01:13:51,052 --> 01:13:53,261 - These are my people. - Your people? 882 01:13:53,346 --> 01:13:56,431 - My people. - Kyle, did you start a cult? 883 01:13:56,516 --> 01:13:59,017 - Yup. - That's so sweet. 884 01:13:59,102 --> 01:14:02,979 Out! Out! Out! Come on freakos, get lost! Come on! 885 01:14:04,357 --> 01:14:06,650 Now that's it! No more religions! 886 01:14:06,734 --> 01:14:08,568 You're healthy, you're gonna play football. 887 01:14:08,653 --> 01:14:09,861 You understand? 888 01:14:10,488 --> 01:14:13,782 Hey, Jonnie, this here letter came for you yesterday. 889 01:14:15,910 --> 01:14:17,077 Brown. 890 01:14:28,673 --> 01:14:30,340 "Dear Jon, I hope you're as pleased to receive this letter" 891 01:14:30,424 --> 01:14:32,217 "as I am to send it to you." 892 01:14:32,301 --> 01:14:34,261 "You have been admitted to the 235th class" 893 01:14:34,345 --> 01:14:37,139 "to enter the college of Brown University." 894 01:14:37,223 --> 01:14:39,683 Jon. Great, Jon... 895 01:14:40,393 --> 01:14:43,478 "Enclosed in this packet are details about your university grant package" 896 01:14:43,563 --> 01:14:45,272 "which covers your full financial needs." 897 01:14:45,356 --> 01:14:47,399 Jon, Jonnie. I'm real proud about Brown, 898 01:14:47,483 --> 01:14:50,193 but I need to talk to you about Gilroy. 899 01:14:53,072 --> 01:14:54,698 - Gilroy? - Yeah. 900 01:14:57,660 --> 01:14:59,286 Tell me who wins. 901 01:15:05,668 --> 01:15:09,337 - What are you so damn happy about? - My cat's okay. I can play. 902 01:15:09,422 --> 01:15:12,674 I took your advice, they scanned my cat. I can play! 903 01:15:12,758 --> 01:15:14,676 Scanned your cat? 904 01:15:14,760 --> 01:15:16,511 - You got a CAT scan? - Yeah! 905 01:15:16,596 --> 01:15:18,513 The doctor said you have a human brain and that it works? 906 01:15:18,598 --> 01:15:22,058 - Yeah. Can you believe it? - That's great! 907 01:15:25,897 --> 01:15:27,105 Man. 908 01:15:27,899 --> 01:15:30,734 Good news. Damn, it's good to hear that. 909 01:15:31,319 --> 01:15:35,280 Gentlemen. Now that none of us are inebriated, 910 01:15:35,364 --> 01:15:39,451 I just wanted to remind you of our little conversation. 911 01:15:39,535 --> 01:15:42,078 I really appreciate y'all not saying anything. 912 01:15:42,163 --> 01:15:44,206 We already made a pact not to say a word. 913 01:15:44,290 --> 01:15:46,958 - Really? - Miss Davis? 914 01:15:49,670 --> 01:15:51,504 Would you go to prom with me? 915 01:15:51,589 --> 01:15:53,256 - One, two, three. - Coyotes! 916 01:15:53,341 --> 01:15:56,301 Jog it in! Let's go. Jog it in. 917 01:16:01,265 --> 01:16:02,933 How you feeling, Jonnie? 918 01:16:03,976 --> 01:16:05,518 All right, I guess. 919 01:16:06,604 --> 01:16:11,942 You understand that by running the ball, we control the clock. 920 01:16:12,026 --> 01:16:16,029 And we can grind them and the tempo of the game way down. 921 01:16:19,158 --> 01:16:20,992 Are you hearing me? 922 01:16:23,955 --> 01:16:28,875 You disobey me, and I will bury you. I know about your scholarship to Brown. 923 01:16:28,960 --> 01:16:32,712 I got your grades under review, and don't you think for a minute 924 01:16:32,797 --> 01:16:36,925 that I can't fuck with your transcripts and get this whole deal blown for you. 925 01:16:43,516 --> 01:16:48,520 I get what I want, and you get what you want. 926 01:16:54,527 --> 01:16:55,860 That's it. 927 01:17:10,001 --> 01:17:11,876 - Hi. - What do you want? 928 01:17:13,379 --> 01:17:15,171 I'm really sorry. 929 01:17:16,424 --> 01:17:18,049 I really need to talk to you. 930 01:17:18,134 --> 01:17:21,219 - It's late. - I got into Brown today. 931 01:17:22,638 --> 01:17:24,556 Full academic scholarship. 932 01:17:25,182 --> 01:17:28,852 Jonnie, that's great! I'm so proud of you. 933 01:17:31,355 --> 01:17:33,064 What? What's wrong? 934 01:17:34,483 --> 01:17:36,192 Kilmer's threatening to fuck up my scholarship 935 01:17:36,277 --> 01:17:38,862 if I don't play by his rules tomorrow. 936 01:17:38,946 --> 01:17:41,197 - Then quit. - Can't. 937 01:17:41,282 --> 01:17:43,575 - Then play. - You don't understand. 938 01:17:43,659 --> 01:17:46,411 - It's just a football game. - No, it's not. 939 01:17:47,413 --> 01:17:49,914 If it was just football I'd play. 940 01:17:49,999 --> 01:17:54,544 I love football when it's pure, but this... 941 01:17:57,381 --> 01:17:59,007 This isn't pure. 942 01:17:59,091 --> 01:18:02,093 You're right. I don't understand. 943 01:18:03,095 --> 01:18:07,098 If I play for Kilmer tomorrow and we win, he wins. 944 01:18:08,476 --> 01:18:09,976 Everyone in West Canaan will go on believing 945 01:18:10,061 --> 01:18:13,063 - he's the best coach that ever lived. - Yeah. 946 01:18:13,147 --> 01:18:15,482 What about the next team he coaches? 947 01:18:16,525 --> 01:18:18,443 And the one after that? 948 01:18:19,612 --> 01:18:22,155 What if my little brother ends up playing for him? 949 01:18:22,239 --> 01:18:26,493 I would be buying into everything that's wrong with this town. 950 01:18:28,037 --> 01:18:30,622 You want some cheese with that whine? 951 01:18:31,582 --> 01:18:34,000 - What? - You're a whiner. 952 01:18:34,835 --> 01:18:37,587 Why don't you just step up and play the hero? 953 01:18:39,799 --> 01:18:42,133 - A hero? - Come on, Mox. 954 01:18:42,218 --> 01:18:43,343 You're a football guy. 955 01:18:43,427 --> 01:18:45,929 You're gonna tell me you don't know about heroes? 956 01:18:46,639 --> 01:18:48,598 Yeah, but heroes win. 957 01:18:52,103 --> 01:18:54,062 What if I lose? 958 01:19:04,323 --> 01:19:05,740 Our Father, who art in heaven, 959 01:19:05,825 --> 01:19:09,494 hallowed be thy name, thy kingdom come, 960 01:19:09,578 --> 01:19:13,498 thy will be done, on Earth as it is in heaven. 961 01:19:14,792 --> 01:19:19,504 Give us this day our daily bread and forgive us our trespasses 962 01:19:19,588 --> 01:19:22,632 as we forgive those who trespass against us. 963 01:19:22,716 --> 01:19:27,137 And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. 964 01:19:28,305 --> 01:19:32,100 For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory, 965 01:19:32,184 --> 01:19:36,604 for ever and ever. Amen. 966 01:19:46,365 --> 01:19:47,949 Listen up, people. 967 01:19:50,536 --> 01:19:54,622 Everything you've all done to this point means nothing. 968 01:19:55,416 --> 01:19:57,625 All of them two a days in the heat mean nothing, 969 01:19:57,710 --> 01:20:01,838 all them games we won mean nothing if you don't win tonight. 970 01:20:01,922 --> 01:20:06,217 No district title, no shot at state. 971 01:20:08,053 --> 01:20:13,349 This game is 48 minutes, for the next 48 years of your life! 972 01:20:16,687 --> 01:20:18,563 Okay, break it down! 973 01:20:20,107 --> 01:20:21,357 Let's go. Coyotes, on three! 974 01:20:21,442 --> 01:20:22,525 - One, two, three. - Coyotes! 975 01:20:31,702 --> 01:20:34,704 West Canaan versus Gilroy for the whole megillah. 976 01:20:34,788 --> 01:20:37,624 This is the game. This is what it's all about. 977 01:20:43,088 --> 01:20:47,675 Coyotes will receive the ball. You gentlemen shake hands. 978 01:20:47,760 --> 01:20:50,512 Let's have a good, hard-hitting, clean football game. 979 01:20:50,596 --> 01:20:53,681 Coyotes have won the toss. Pass out the ammunition, 980 01:20:53,766 --> 01:20:55,433 let's go to war! 981 01:21:10,950 --> 01:21:14,410 I right, shift 52. We are a running team. 982 01:21:15,287 --> 01:21:19,332 Remember what I said. Now, go fetch me a championship! 983 01:21:19,416 --> 01:21:21,209 - Go on! - Let's go, Moxon! 984 01:21:21,293 --> 01:21:22,627 Get down their throats now! 985 01:21:22,711 --> 01:21:26,339 Blue 19! Blue 19! Go! 986 01:22:00,124 --> 01:22:02,667 What a great drive. Basically going to Brown the whole way. 987 01:22:02,751 --> 01:22:05,169 You can stamp "U.S. mail" on his butt. 988 01:22:05,254 --> 01:22:06,963 First and go from the eight. 989 01:22:07,047 --> 01:22:09,173 You got to give it to Brown and let him take it in. 990 01:22:09,258 --> 01:22:11,134 Slot left, 35 dive. 991 01:22:12,011 --> 01:22:14,137 Move your ass in, let's go! 992 01:22:14,221 --> 01:22:16,764 Here we go. Slot left, 35 dive. 993 01:22:18,434 --> 01:22:20,518 Fucking Kilmer! Shit's fucked up. 994 01:22:20,603 --> 01:22:22,186 We'll change that to 25 dot. 995 01:22:22,271 --> 01:22:24,105 - Don't be stupid. - What? No way, man. 996 01:22:24,189 --> 01:22:26,691 Does somebody have a problem with Wendell putting one in the end zone? 997 01:22:26,775 --> 01:22:28,901 - No, sir. - I didn't think so. 998 01:22:28,986 --> 01:22:34,032 Slot left, 25 dive, on one. Slot left, 25 dive, on one. Ready? 999 01:22:34,116 --> 01:22:35,366 - Break! - Break! 1000 01:22:35,492 --> 01:22:37,368 - Let's take it in. - Go! 1001 01:22:49,715 --> 01:22:50,965 Yeah! 1002 01:22:52,926 --> 01:22:56,929 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 1003 01:22:58,390 --> 01:23:00,892 Yeah, baby! Yeah! 1004 01:23:05,564 --> 01:23:08,983 Yeah! Yeah! 1005 01:23:09,860 --> 01:23:13,196 - Thanks, Mox. Thanks, baby. - Yeah! Let's go. 1006 01:23:13,989 --> 01:23:15,990 Yeah, keep it up, asshole. 1007 01:23:16,075 --> 01:23:20,495 Coyotes leading 7 to 0. Gilroy with the football just at mid-field. 1008 01:23:20,579 --> 01:23:24,165 Byron "Booger" Bosell gets the pitch. He's at mid-field. 1009 01:23:24,249 --> 01:23:29,128 - He's gonna go. - 40, 35, he's at the 30, 20,15,10. 1010 01:23:29,505 --> 01:23:31,714 Touchdown! Good grief! 1011 01:23:39,640 --> 01:23:40,807 Ten! 1012 01:23:45,104 --> 01:23:49,107 Green 15! Green 15! Go! 1013 01:23:59,118 --> 01:24:00,993 What a hit on Brown. 1014 01:24:01,078 --> 01:24:04,997 I tell you, that was about as ferocious a hit as I've seen all year. 1015 01:24:05,082 --> 01:24:07,375 He's in pain. And the bad thing about it, 1016 01:24:07,459 --> 01:24:10,670 - if he can't come back in and play... - What about the Coyotes? 1017 01:24:10,754 --> 01:24:13,965 Get me off the field! Get me off the field! 1018 01:24:16,468 --> 01:24:18,136 Lean on him. Lean on him. 1019 01:24:22,641 --> 01:24:24,225 He tore something. 1020 01:24:25,269 --> 01:24:29,021 - Can you fix him? - If he'll let us. 1021 01:24:30,107 --> 01:24:33,151 - Make him understand. - Yes, sir. 1022 01:24:33,944 --> 01:24:36,070 - How you feeling, boy? - Feeling all right, Coach. 1023 01:24:36,155 --> 01:24:38,573 Took a pretty good shot there. 1024 01:24:38,657 --> 01:24:41,242 - Let the old trainer take a look at it. - Yes, sir. 1025 01:24:41,326 --> 01:24:44,746 Gilroy with the football, Punkie Tyler, quarterback, 1026 01:24:44,830 --> 01:24:49,459 he wants to throw. Throws long, and it is caught! 1027 01:24:50,961 --> 01:24:53,337 Touchdown! Gilroy! 1028 01:24:55,758 --> 01:24:57,258 Hoofed down there by Mad Dog 1029 01:24:57,342 --> 01:24:59,927 in the end zone, and look at him dance with the football. 1030 01:25:00,012 --> 01:25:01,387 Get some mustard. 1031 01:25:02,014 --> 01:25:05,683 There ain't no room for that hully-gully stuff down there like that. 1032 01:25:13,484 --> 01:25:15,193 Kneel on it. 1033 01:25:15,277 --> 01:25:17,320 Coach, there's a minute and a half left! Let me throw something. 1034 01:25:17,404 --> 01:25:20,948 I ain't interested in another turnover. Get out there! 1035 01:25:26,079 --> 01:25:30,416 Move it! Thinks I'm here for his entertainment. 1036 01:25:33,837 --> 01:25:35,588 Set. Go! 1037 01:25:39,760 --> 01:25:43,763 Well, the clock winding down, and I can't say that I understand this. 1038 01:25:43,847 --> 01:25:47,642 - Moxon, kneeling on the football. - That's gutless football. 1039 01:25:47,726 --> 01:25:49,727 And listen to this crowd. 1040 01:25:56,527 --> 01:26:00,863 Well, at the end of the first half, Coyotes trailing 14 to 7. 1041 01:26:03,867 --> 01:26:07,662 You're a gamer, Wendell. Let's do this. You'll be good to go. 1042 01:26:13,752 --> 01:26:15,419 - What are you doing? - He's getting back in the game! 1043 01:26:15,504 --> 01:26:16,921 Close the door. 1044 01:26:17,005 --> 01:26:20,258 - Wendell, don't do this. - Hey, Coach, I heard a pop. 1045 01:26:20,342 --> 01:26:22,802 - You know, I think he's hurt pretty bad. - You get out of here! 1046 01:26:22,886 --> 01:26:26,264 You all wouldn't know anything about dedication, team play. 1047 01:26:26,348 --> 01:26:27,807 But I would. 1048 01:26:30,310 --> 01:26:32,228 Don't do it, Wendell. It's not worth it, man. 1049 01:26:32,312 --> 01:26:34,021 You gonna listen to that from a gimp 1050 01:26:34,106 --> 01:26:36,691 who's praying that we'll lose, so he can be the missing link? 1051 01:26:36,775 --> 01:26:38,025 Maybe I shouldn't do it. 1052 01:26:38,110 --> 01:26:39,986 - Get the hell out of here! - Don't do it. 1053 01:26:40,070 --> 01:26:41,320 Before I lose my temper! Get out! 1054 01:26:41,405 --> 01:26:42,613 - Don't do it, Wendell. - Get out of here. 1055 01:26:42,698 --> 01:26:45,116 If that needle goes anywhere near Wendell's leg, 1056 01:26:45,200 --> 01:26:46,701 I swear to God on my mother's grave 1057 01:26:46,785 --> 01:26:50,204 I will rip your arms off and beat you to death with them! 1058 01:26:50,289 --> 01:26:53,040 You stay the hell out of this, Billy Bob. This has nothing to do with you. 1059 01:26:53,125 --> 01:26:57,628 This has to do with all of us. We kill ourselves for you. 1060 01:26:58,255 --> 01:27:00,298 Year round, we play hurt, we play sick, 1061 01:27:00,382 --> 01:27:02,550 and we spend most of that time scared that we're gonna screw up 1062 01:27:02,634 --> 01:27:06,429 and you're gonna kick our ass, because you don't really give a fuck about us! 1063 01:27:07,556 --> 01:27:10,141 All you care about is your next district title. 1064 01:27:10,225 --> 01:27:12,727 - Give him the shot. - You give him that shot, 1065 01:27:12,811 --> 01:27:15,354 you find yourself another fucking quarterback. 1066 01:27:15,439 --> 01:27:17,607 You about ready to lose that scholarship, boy? 1067 01:27:17,691 --> 01:27:19,525 If it keeps that needle out of his leg, absolutely. 1068 01:27:19,610 --> 01:27:20,860 Good. 1069 01:27:21,486 --> 01:27:23,237 Fuck it, I'm out. 1070 01:27:23,322 --> 01:27:26,657 That's good! That's good! Finally! 1071 01:27:27,618 --> 01:27:30,661 - Tweeter, you take the snaps. - No, I won't. 1072 01:27:31,788 --> 01:27:33,372 No, I'm out, Coach. 1073 01:27:35,000 --> 01:27:37,752 - What'd you say? - I said, I'm out. 1074 01:27:37,836 --> 01:27:39,754 I'm with them. 1075 01:27:39,838 --> 01:27:43,716 The only way we're going back out on that field is without you. 1076 01:27:45,636 --> 01:27:50,556 - I'm gonna pull the shit out of you! - Get him off! Get him off! 1077 01:28:00,192 --> 01:28:04,737 All right, get your helmets on, and take the field. Let's go, let's go! 1078 01:28:04,821 --> 01:28:08,240 Let's go now! Let's go, God damn it! 1079 01:28:17,709 --> 01:28:21,921 I'm walking out that door. I want you all to trust me 1080 01:28:23,715 --> 01:28:25,716 and follow me out there. 1081 01:28:27,970 --> 01:28:30,388 Come on, let's go. Let's go. 1082 01:28:32,933 --> 01:28:34,934 Let's go after that time now. 1083 01:28:35,018 --> 01:28:38,187 Let's go! Let's go. Let's go. 1084 01:29:30,907 --> 01:29:33,034 Before this game started, Kilmer said, 1085 01:29:33,118 --> 01:29:36,620 "48 minutes for the next 48 years of our lives." 1086 01:29:37,956 --> 01:29:40,624 I say, fuck that. All right? 1087 01:29:42,002 --> 01:29:46,047 I say, fuck that. Let's go out there, 1088 01:29:46,548 --> 01:29:50,134 and we'll play the next 24 minutes for the next 24 minutes, 1089 01:29:50,218 --> 01:29:53,054 and we'll leave it all out on the field. 1090 01:29:53,138 --> 01:29:54,638 We've got the rest of our lives to be mediocre, 1091 01:29:54,723 --> 01:29:59,018 but we have the opportunity to play like gods for the next half of football. 1092 01:30:00,854 --> 01:30:05,149 But we can't be afraid to lose. There's no room for fear in this game. 1093 01:30:06,818 --> 01:30:10,488 Now, we go out there and we half-ass it because we're scared, 1094 01:30:10,572 --> 01:30:14,784 all we're left with is an excuse. We're always gonna wonder. 1095 01:30:15,994 --> 01:30:20,498 But if we go out there and we give it absolutely everything, 1096 01:30:23,251 --> 01:30:24,919 that's heroic. 1097 01:30:29,049 --> 01:30:32,718 Let's be heroes. Come on. 1098 01:30:32,803 --> 01:30:34,970 Who's ready? Give it up! 1099 01:30:36,473 --> 01:30:37,848 Come on. 1100 01:30:40,727 --> 01:30:43,687 What do you say, boys? What do you say, boys? 1101 01:30:47,192 --> 01:30:51,028 All right! All right! Go! 1102 01:31:30,819 --> 01:31:35,823 Field goal for Gilroy. It is good. Gilroy leads 17 to 7 1103 01:31:35,907 --> 01:31:40,327 with 8:10 left in the ball game, and still no Bud Kilmer. 1104 01:31:40,412 --> 01:31:43,873 All right! Listen up! Listen up! I need five wide receivers. 1105 01:31:43,957 --> 01:31:47,710 We're running an oop-dee-oop. No tight ends, no running backs. 1106 01:31:47,794 --> 01:31:50,921 I want four receivers stacked left. Tweeter, you on the right. 1107 01:31:51,006 --> 01:31:52,214 We're gonna overload their left side. 1108 01:31:52,299 --> 01:31:54,091 Force them to cover Tweeter one on one! 1109 01:31:54,176 --> 01:31:55,593 - And no huddles. - What? 1110 01:31:55,677 --> 01:31:58,220 I'll call the plays from the line. Defense'll never know what hit them! 1111 01:31:58,305 --> 01:31:59,972 All right, let's go! Come on. Break it down! 1112 01:32:00,056 --> 01:32:01,807 Let's go! Let's go! 1113 01:32:01,892 --> 01:32:04,518 - On three. One, two, three, Coyotes! - Coyotes! 1114 01:32:11,276 --> 01:32:12,902 - Let's go! - Go! 1115 01:32:17,282 --> 01:32:18,282 All right! 1116 01:32:18,366 --> 01:32:21,952 Pass completed that time to Tweeter for 16, and they're going again. 1117 01:32:22,037 --> 01:32:23,537 Tweeter on the left! Gonzales on the right! 1118 01:32:23,622 --> 01:32:26,832 I don't know what you call this offense, but look at all those receivers. 1119 01:32:26,917 --> 01:32:28,375 Three, four, five? 1120 01:32:28,460 --> 01:32:29,585 Go! 1121 01:32:32,881 --> 01:32:34,548 Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! 1122 01:32:35,550 --> 01:32:37,885 Gonzales, complete! One more time 1123 01:32:37,969 --> 01:32:41,472 and they hurry up for the line of scrimmage. Look at all the receivers! 1124 01:32:52,692 --> 01:32:55,736 Long pass this time, Moxon. Touchdown! 1125 01:33:09,584 --> 01:33:12,294 While the Coyotes celebrate, the question I've got to you, 1126 01:33:12,379 --> 01:33:15,089 where in the world is Bud Kilmer? Did you hurt his feelings? 1127 01:33:15,173 --> 01:33:17,258 Well, after the touchdown, I was looking down on the sidelines, 1128 01:33:17,342 --> 01:33:18,592 and he's nowhere to be found. 1129 01:33:20,011 --> 01:33:23,180 - Come on! Let's go! - Defense! Defense! 1130 01:33:53,837 --> 01:33:58,215 - Defense, defense, defense! - Defense, defense, defense! 1131 01:33:58,300 --> 01:34:00,301 Let's go, defense! 1132 01:34:00,385 --> 01:34:01,552 Go! 1133 01:34:14,232 --> 01:34:16,233 All right, now, let's go! 1134 01:34:21,072 --> 01:34:24,867 - They're punting it. - Yup. And we're out of time-outs, too. 1135 01:34:24,951 --> 01:34:28,912 - If we don't block this, it's over. - Coach Lance, put me in there. 1136 01:34:28,997 --> 01:34:32,833 - We'll block it. - What, you wanna play defense? 1137 01:34:32,917 --> 01:34:35,586 Put me in there! We'll block it! 1138 01:34:37,422 --> 01:34:39,173 All right, get out there. 1139 01:34:39,257 --> 01:34:43,344 Thirty-eight seconds left to go in the ball game. Gilroy with the lead 17 to 14. 1140 01:34:43,428 --> 01:34:46,764 Billy Bob has come into the ball game for the Coyotes. 1141 01:35:23,051 --> 01:35:24,134 Oh, yeah! 1142 01:35:24,219 --> 01:35:28,806 Charlie Tweeter blocks the punt! He blocks the punt! Charlie Tweeter! 1143 01:35:28,890 --> 01:35:33,435 I tell you what, Billy Bob, man child, got his own zip code, opens a hole up, 1144 01:35:33,520 --> 01:35:36,397 Tweeter comes in, throws his hand up. What a great job, big boy! 1145 01:35:36,481 --> 01:35:38,732 Coyotes still have a chance. 1146 01:35:38,817 --> 01:35:40,567 Twins right, Z out, on one. 1147 01:35:40,652 --> 01:35:42,736 Tweeter, make sure you get the hell out of bounds. 1148 01:35:42,821 --> 01:35:44,905 Twins right, Z out, on one. Ready? 1149 01:35:44,989 --> 01:35:45,989 - Break! - Break! 1150 01:36:00,880 --> 01:36:03,590 Get out! Get out! Damn it! Damn it! 1151 01:36:03,675 --> 01:36:05,509 Oh, jeez! Come on! 1152 01:36:06,177 --> 01:36:08,095 Pass was good to Tweeter but he didn't get out of bounds! 1153 01:36:08,179 --> 01:36:09,805 - He didn't get out. - The clock is still running! 1154 01:36:09,889 --> 01:36:11,473 The clock's still running! 1155 01:36:13,685 --> 01:36:14,935 Come on, let's go quick! On the ball! 1156 01:36:15,019 --> 01:36:17,563 Clock's on, get down! Clock's on, get down! 1157 01:36:20,191 --> 01:36:21,525 Safe! Go! 1158 01:36:40,920 --> 01:36:44,381 Billy Bob? This is it! The man who got us here. 1159 01:36:44,466 --> 01:36:46,300 - You ready? - You don't think that lame-ass play 1160 01:36:46,384 --> 01:36:49,803 where I run downfield and act like I'm lost is gonna work, do you? 1161 01:36:49,888 --> 01:36:54,558 Split left 90. Hook and ladder, on one. 1162 01:36:54,642 --> 01:36:56,518 - Ready? Break! - Break! 1163 01:36:56,603 --> 01:36:59,521 - Touchdown! Touchdown! - Touchdown! Touchdown! 1164 01:36:59,898 --> 01:37:05,903 Touchdown! Touchdown! Touchdown! Touchdown! 1165 01:38:39,414 --> 01:38:42,708 Oh, my God! Billy Bob! 1166 01:38:57,015 --> 01:38:59,600 Good gosh all mighty Joe Friday! Billy Bob! 1167 01:38:59,684 --> 01:39:04,396 Billy Bob! Billy Bob! Coyotes win! Coyotes win! Coyotes win! 1168 01:39:04,480 --> 01:39:07,441 Twenty-three district championships! 1169 01:39:10,403 --> 01:39:13,530 Mox! Excuse me. Mox! 1170 01:39:15,992 --> 01:39:20,120 - Mox. - Hey! Down! Down! Down! 1171 01:39:23,207 --> 01:39:27,336 Now wait a minute, wait a minute. I thought you only kissed heroes. 1172 01:39:34,010 --> 01:39:37,554 And for some of us, it ended without us knowing. 1173 01:39:39,223 --> 01:39:43,644 Maybe these were the last days. I never played football again, 1174 01:39:45,355 --> 01:39:47,814 but I will never forget that day. 1175 01:39:56,574 --> 01:39:59,701 Billy Bob cried, 'cause he's a bit of a crier. 1176 01:40:02,538 --> 01:40:06,792 And Tweeter drank beers, because, well, Tweeter drinks beer. 1177 01:40:09,921 --> 01:40:11,755 Lance is happy. 1178 01:40:12,632 --> 01:40:15,342 He found his calling as a football coach. 1179 01:40:18,096 --> 01:40:21,014 Wendell got his ride to Grambling. 1180 01:40:22,809 --> 01:40:27,020 That statue still stands, but only because it was too heavy to move. 1181 01:40:28,106 --> 01:40:30,399 Kilmer never coached again. 1182 01:40:31,442 --> 01:40:35,946 I took my scholarship, and I will graduate from Brown University. 1183 01:40:41,494 --> 01:40:47,207 The day was ours, and no one could ever take it away.94123