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Traducerea �i adaptarea
Vlad (blitzard43@yahoo.com)� - 2018
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Te rog, hai s� plec�m.
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Unde mi-e cureaua?
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- �n sertar.
- Care din ele?
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- Cel obi�nuit.
- Care din ele?
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Unde mi-e �nc�rc�torul?
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- Ai verificat �n baie?
- Nu-i acolo.
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La naiba, �ntotdeauna
�mi iei �nc�rc�torul...
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Am cump�rat o mul�ime.
M-au costat mai mult dec�t telefonul.
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Probabil l-ai l�sat la birou.
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�ntreab-o pe maic�-ta.
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Str�nge tot de aici!
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Javi, te bagi �n pat la 11,
indiferent ce zice bunica.
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Nu vreau pretexte!
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�ine asta. Ai pupat-o
pe Rosa de noapte bun�?
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Da.
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- Serios?
- M� duc acum.
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- Mi-am uitat mobilul.
- Gr�be�te-te, vom �nt�rzia.
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Da, dar...
O clip�, lini�te�te-te.
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Prospectul men�ioneaz� dozajul.
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Da, h�rtiu�a aia din cutie.
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Da, depinde de m�rime.
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Sigur, fiindc� Cuqui...
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e de m�rime medie.
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Gata, �nceteaz�.
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Nu dvs, doamn�, vorbeam cu...
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ciob�nescul meu german.
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Da, nu vrea s� �nceteze.
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Se prinde cu labele �i se freac�.
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Da, toate animalele sunt a�a
din cauza eclipsei.
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Clocote�te s�ngele �n ele.
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V� sun m�ine, bine?
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Gata, opre�te-te,
vom �nt�rzia.
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E�ti un idiot.
�tii bine asta, da?
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Ba nu, tu s�-mi spui
unde mergi.
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�i-am spus, acas� la Susana.
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Sofia, te rog...
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Bine, n-ai dec�t s� nu m� crezi.
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- Te duci acas� la Nacho.
- Ba nu!
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Dac� m� min�i,
�ie ��i faci r�u, nu mie.
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Nu m� mai stresa, mam�.
�i-am spus c� m� duc la Susana.
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Apoi ie�im �n ora� unde
s-ar putea s� ne vedem �i cu Nacho.
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Iar astea pentru ce sunt?
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- Nu-s ale mele.
- Erau �n rucsacul t�u.
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- Susana mi-a cerut s� i le �in.
- M� crezi t�mpit�?
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�tii ceva?
Dac�-mi cotrob�i prin lucruri
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�ie ��i faci r�u, nu mie.
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M� �nnebune�ti de cap!
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"M� �nnebune�ti de cap!".
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PREG�TE�TE-TE:
ASTA VA FI NOAPTEA TA
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Da, sigur.
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Fiic�-ta m� minte �ntr-una.
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- �i cerceii �ia?
- Ce-i cu ei?
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Sunt noi.
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Da, mersi c� schimbi subiectul.
Ai auzit ce-am spus?
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- Da, c� sunt noi.
- Nu, despre fiica ta.
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- Ce s-a-nt�mplat cu ea?
- M� minte!
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- Sigur, tu nu spui nimic.
- Cum ar fi?
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Are 17 ani. M-ar �ngrijora
dac� ar face invers.
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- �nc� se mai vede cu Nacho.
- A�a, �i?
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- Nu-mi place.
- Se pare c� ei �i place.
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La naiba, Alfonso, nici �ie
nu-�i place. Recunoa�te!
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��i mai aminte�ti c�nd p�rin�ii t�i
erau �mpotriva rela�iei noastre?
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A folosit la ceva?
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Dac� nu s-ar fi �mpotrivit at�t,
poate nici n-am fi r�mas �mpreun�.
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Da, trebuia s� ascul�i
de p�rin�ii t�i.
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De ce nu �ncerci s� vorbe�ti
cu ea f�r� s� v� certa�i?
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Nu �ncepe iar.
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Cu c�te adolescente
ai f�cut terapie?
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- O mul�ime.
- �i toate ��i sunt recunoasc�toare.
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- ��i trimit scrisori, flori...
- S� nu exager�m!
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De ce nu �ncerci �i cu ea?
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- Nici vorb�.
- De ce?
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E fiica mea, nu o pacient�!
Te rog!
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Mereu v� contra�i.
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I-am g�sit un purcoi de
prezervative �n rucsac.
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- Poftim?
- Cum ai auzit...
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- I-ai cotrob�it prin lucruri?
- Nu.
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C�utam o brichet�.
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De ce te-ai a�ezat �n spate?
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Iubitule, abia a�ezasem sticlele
c�nd ai pornit ceasul �i ai demarat.
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Scuze, din obi�nui��.
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- Trec �n fa�� dac� opre�ti o secund�.
- Las-o balt�.
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Pe etichet� scrie c� vinul
este "bio...dinamic".
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- Ce-nseamn� asta?
- Habar n-am.
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- Crezi c� e bun?
- La c�t a costat...
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Ba nu, opre�te.
Cump�r�m altul.
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- Uite un magazin de b�uturi...
- Blanca, te rog, lini�te�te-te.
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E o simpl� cin�
nu un examen, bine?
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Eva trebuie s� comenteze mereu
�i nu suport asta.
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- Eva e... Eva.
- Nu m� place.
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- Ba nu, a�a e ea.
- Dar nu �i cu Ana.
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- Pe Ana o trateaz� altfel.
- O cunoa�te pe Ana de o via��.
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A�a e, voi v� cunoa�te�i cu to�ii
de mult timp. Eu sunt cea nou� din grup.
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"Cea nou� din grup"?
Suntem c�s�tori�i de un an.
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Las-o balt�, iubitule.
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Po�i s-o duci pe Rosa
la dentist, luni?
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- Luni?
- Da, luni.
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O s� �ncerc s� plec mai devreme.
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Programarea e pentru ora 16.
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Dac� nu po�i, spune-mi acum,
s-o rezolv eu.
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Dac� a� �ti, �i-a� spune.
Voi afla �n scurt timp.
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Niciodat� nu �tii ce s� faci.
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Ba da, �tiu.
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Ba nu, nu �tii.
Niciodat�.
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�tiu ce trebuie s� fac, scumpo.
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- De fapt, nu pot s� merg.
- Nu po�i?
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- Asta ��i �i spuneam acum.
- Atunci nu te duce. Las-o balt�!
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Voi face tot posibilul
s-o duc la dentist, luni.
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Asta te mul�ume�te?
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- Azi e lun� s�ngerie.
- Poftim?
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A�a se nume�te c�nd
luna se face ro�ie.
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Da, eclipsa...
�tiu.
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Se spune c� atunci
oamenii o iau pe ar�tur�.
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Pentru asta n-avem nevoie
de o eclips�.
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- Nu m� vor primi �n grupul lor.
- Ce grup?
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Cel de pe WhatsApp:
"Cin� �n grup".
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- Pe tine te-au ad�ugat, pe mine nu.
- Bine�n�eles c� m-au ad�ugat.
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De ce te-ar fi ad�ugat
�i pe tine?
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E doar pentru a face cuno�tin��,
apoi participan�ii ies.
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Prime�ti mesaje toat� ziua.
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Uite, �i duc eu vinul biodinamic.
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�n felul �sta,
Eva �mi va face mizerii numai mie.
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Mersi.
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- Bun� seara.
- Bun� seara.
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Te rog s� nu mai mesteci
cu gura deschis�.
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Gust�!
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- Au sosit.
- Are nevoie de sare.
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Dar dac� pun prea mult�,
iese prea s�rat�.
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Nu puteam merge
la un restaurant?
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Bine. Arunc mizeria asta
�i comand�m pizza.
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- Vrei s� ne cert�m?
- Deloc.
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- A sosit Pepe?
- Nu �nc�.
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Bun�, Eva.
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Ce-i asta?
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Alfonso...
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Nu �nchide�i u�a,
vin �i Edu �i Blanca.
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- Sofia a ie�it?
- E �n camera ei.
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- M� duc s-o salut.
- Nu!
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- N-am spus nimic.
- Nu, Ana. Stai, a�teapt�.
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Stai, opre�te-te!
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- E�ti belicoas�?
- Se nume�te terorism psihologic.
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- Bine, nu e momentul.
- I-am g�sit prezervative �n rucsac.
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Poftim?
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Dac� pui prea mult�,
iese prea s�rat�.
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- Hai, ie�i. Tu, primul!
- D�-mi mie cutia.
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- Bun�.
- Salut.
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Eva.
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Edu.
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- Bun�.
- Blanca.
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E biodinamic.
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Biodinamic?
�i �ie ��i place?
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Un vin din struguri strivi�i cu
picioarele, care cost� o avere?
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�l ador.
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�l bag la frigider.
Poate trebuie r�cit.
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Salut!
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- Bun�.
- Salve!
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Unde-i Pepe?
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- E pe drum.
- Chestia asta cu Pepe e nebuneasc�.
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Chiar se vede cu tipa aia?
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"Tipa aia" se nume�te Lucia.
�i nu te mai purta precum un idiot, bine?
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F�r� prostioare.
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Dac� �n sf�r�it s-a decis,
�nseamn� c� e extraordinar�.
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Dac� iese cu Pepe,
nu poate fi at�t de extraordinar�.
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- Pepe e �nnebunit dup� ���e.
- Se g�nde�te numai la ���e.
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- Exist� altceva mai important?
- Bun� �ntrebare.
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�n�elegi? O minte obsedat�
de un singur lucru.
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Doctore, prietenul meu
�i apar� p�inea cea de toate zilele.
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Nu se pl�te�te doar
cu botox aceast� pozi�ie.
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Mersi, Antonio.
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L-ai auzit?
Nu-i obsesie, e profesie.
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Alfonso, am vrut s� spun c�
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e simplu s� te �ndr�goste�ti
de cineva precum Pepe.
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- Da, e protector, afectuos...
- �ntocmai.
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S� nu exager�m.
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Chestia asta cu "e simplu
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s� te �ndr�goste�ti de cineva
precum Pepe"...
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- Ia-o mai u�urel, da?
- Devine foarte gelos...
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Iubitule...
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00:11:07,293 --> 00:11:11,179
Vi-l pute�i imagina
s� apar� cu o bucat�?
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- Cu o bucat�?
- Da, o super bucat�.
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Ba nu, ar fi o nebunie
s� apar� cu o MILF�,
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dar trecut� bine.
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00:11:21,349 --> 00:11:23,434
- Cu cine?
- Nu prea te ui�i la porno, nu?
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00:11:23,517 --> 00:11:27,770
- "Mam� c�reia a� vrea s� i-o trag".
- O m�mic� bun� de regulat.
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Foarte frumos. Te g�nde�ti
s� regulezi mamele altor oameni?
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Incredibil.
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- Cine vrea pu�in 'biodinamic'?
- Un strop.
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MILF e un termen de pe net,
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o t�mpenie comun� primit� pe WhatsApp.
Am telefonul plin de faze din astea.
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E asemenea eclipsei. Oamenii
vorbesc �ncontinuu despre asta.
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Am primit 3 mesaje pe WhatsApp
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�n care se zice c�
e sf�r�itul p�m�ntului.
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00:11:52,046 --> 00:11:53,923
L-ai primit pe �sta?
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- Da.
- �i eu.
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- �i l-am mai trimis �i eu.
- �ntocmai.
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Trebuie s�-�i pui o dorin��
�i s� retransmi�i mesajul.
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00:11:59,929 --> 00:12:02,054
De eclips� �i se �ndeplinesc
dorin�ele? Stra�nic!
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Desigur,
la fel ca la luna plin�.
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00:12:06,102 --> 00:12:08,562
- Despre ce e vorba?
- Fi�i aten�i...
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S-ar putea s� v� par� ciudat,
dar...
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unii oamenii...
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�i arat� fundul la lun�
pentru a c�tiga bani.
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00:12:22,451 --> 00:12:25,209
- P-asta n-o cred.
- Jur, a�a face bunica mea.
205
00:12:25,287 --> 00:12:28,482
Se duce-n gr�din�
�i-�i salt� rochia.
206
00:12:32,253 --> 00:12:34,002
A f�cut-o de fiecare lun� plin�,
nu?
207
00:12:34,004 --> 00:12:37,993
Ea nu s-a-mbog��it,
dar cel pu�in ei au r�s.
208
00:12:39,677 --> 00:12:41,967
M�car chestia asta
e ceva mai modern�.
209
00:12:41,971 --> 00:12:44,723
��i pui o dorin�� �i retrimi�i
mesajul la 10 cunoscu�i.
210
00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:47,435
Doar dac� nu vrei invers
fa�� de ce �i-ai dorit.
211
00:12:47,518 --> 00:12:49,924
Precum scrisorile �n lan� pe care
le trimiteam c�nd eram mici.
212
00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:51,592
Aia chiar a fost de speriat.
213
00:12:51,605 --> 00:12:53,691
�mi petreceam toate serile
scriind de m�n� scrisori.
214
00:12:53,774 --> 00:12:56,690
De asta mi-ai trimis mesajul �napoi.
Nu �tiam c� e�ti at�t de supersti�ioas�.
215
00:12:56,694 --> 00:12:58,480
Nu sunt, era doar pentru
orice eventualitate.
216
00:12:58,487 --> 00:13:01,123
- Da, pentru orice eventualitate.
- Doar nu l-ai crezut?!
217
00:13:01,157 --> 00:13:03,781
Nu, dar �l trimit colegilor de la birou.
O s� le plac� la nebunie.
218
00:13:03,784 --> 00:13:07,035
- Ce dorin�� �i-ai pus, Eva?
- Dac� spun, nu se mai �ndepline�te.
219
00:13:07,037 --> 00:13:08,497
Mesajul nu spune a�a ceva.
220
00:13:08,581 --> 00:13:11,995
Mi-am dorit ca seara asta
s� nu devin� o pacoste.
221
00:13:12,251 --> 00:13:13,569
Fir-ar s� fie...
222
00:13:14,712 --> 00:13:16,170
Suntem chiar at�t de plictisitori?
223
00:13:16,172 --> 00:13:20,048
N-a�i vrea s� se petreac� ceva
ie�it din comun �n seara asta?
224
00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:22,678
Nu? Ceva diferit?
225
00:13:23,929 --> 00:13:26,415
�i dac� se petrece ceva r�u?
226
00:13:26,515 --> 00:13:29,018
Nimic mai nasol dec�t
plictiseala, v� asigur eu.
227
00:13:29,101 --> 00:13:31,993
Mul�umesc mult, iubito.
�i eu te iubesc.
228
00:13:32,396 --> 00:13:35,197
- Au sosit!
- Bine, minunat.
229
00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:36,901
Alo?
230
00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:37,999
Ce-a spus?
231
00:13:38,027 --> 00:13:39,236
Urc�?
232
00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:41,822
C�nd ajung aici,
s� nu v� holba�i ca pro�tii.
233
00:13:41,906 --> 00:13:44,999
Dac� vine cu o MILF�,
o s� m� �uc�resc.
234
00:13:45,201 --> 00:13:46,585
Bine...
235
00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:48,871
Gata, t�ce�i!
236
00:13:48,954 --> 00:13:50,993
Alfonso,
pentru numele Domnului...
237
00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:55,544
Sal'tare!
238
00:13:59,465 --> 00:14:02,395
- Ce s-a-nt�mplat?
- Unde-i Lucia?
239
00:14:02,510 --> 00:14:05,379
Ah, Lucia. �i pare r�u,
dar n-a putut s� vin�.
240
00:14:05,387 --> 00:14:08,470
S-a molipsit cu un virus,
241
00:14:08,474 --> 00:14:12,127
are toxinfec�ie alimentar�.
Un dezastru.
242
00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:14,847
- Am adus vin.
- E biodinamic?
243
00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:17,020
Nu, Marqu�s de Vargas.
Maturat.
244
00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:18,608
A�a mai vii de acas�!
245
00:14:19,151 --> 00:14:20,733
Deci Lucia nu mai vine?
246
00:14:20,736 --> 00:14:22,610
E�ti prost? Nu �i-am spus
c� e bolnav�?
247
00:14:22,613 --> 00:14:24,194
Ne doream tare mult s-o cunoa�tem.
248
00:14:24,198 --> 00:14:26,575
Da, �i ea dorea s� v� cunoasc�,
249
00:14:26,659 --> 00:14:29,661
dar, totodat�,
n-a vrut s� v� molipseasc�.
250
00:14:30,955 --> 00:14:32,580
Pot s� intru
sau trebuie s� plec?
251
00:14:32,581 --> 00:14:34,041
Hai, intr�.
252
00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:39,088
- P�cat c� n-a venit Lucia.
- Da.
253
00:14:39,171 --> 00:14:41,715
- Foarte dr�gu�i cerceii.
- Tu e�ti cel dr�gu�.
254
00:14:41,799 --> 00:14:44,418
- Ce s-a-nt�mplat, Pepe?
- Cu cine?
255
00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:47,638
- Doar nu v-a�i desp�r�it!?
- Nu, nici vorb�.
256
00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:50,683
- V-a�i certat?
- E�ti dobitoc? Nu!
257
00:14:50,766 --> 00:14:53,686
Pepe, c��i ani ziceai c� are?
258
00:14:53,769 --> 00:14:56,355
- N-am spus, Antonito.
- Serios?
259
00:14:56,438 --> 00:14:59,204
Da, n-am spus.
E de v�rsta noastr�.
260
00:14:59,233 --> 00:15:00,926
Ahh!
261
00:15:03,571 --> 00:15:05,906
- Ce vrea s�-nsemne "Ah"?
- Nimic.
262
00:15:05,990 --> 00:15:08,822
Am hot�r�t deja: f�r� comentarii
de prost gust despre Lucia.
263
00:15:08,826 --> 00:15:11,662
- Nu e aici.
- Dar eu sunt.
264
00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:15,416
Lucia e un nume minunat.
Iar "Pepe �i Lucia" sun� grozav.
265
00:15:15,499 --> 00:15:18,252
Fir-a� a naibii!
Am avut o c��ea pe nume Lucia!
266
00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:20,836
Spune-mi, e�ti �ndr�gostit?
267
00:15:20,838 --> 00:15:24,700
Nu �tiu. Cum ��i dai seama
c� e�ti �ndr�gostit?
268
00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:27,634
- Tu m� �ntrebi pe mine?
- Sigur. Tu e�ti experta.
269
00:15:27,636 --> 00:15:29,677
Trebuie c� �tii.
Doar e�ti psiholoag�.
270
00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:32,391
Dac� vorbe�ti cu ea 30 minute
zilnic, e�ti �ndr�gostit.
271
00:15:32,474 --> 00:15:35,292
�n regul�. �i dac�
vorbe�ti o or�?
272
00:15:35,853 --> 00:15:37,313
Tu chiar e�ti �ndr�gostit.
273
00:15:37,396 --> 00:15:40,924
Iar dac� nu vorbe�ti deloc,
e�ti c�s�torit.
274
00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:43,860
Scuze, iubito,
mi-ai servit-o la fileu.
275
00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:46,495
Nu-l b�ga �n seam�.
276
00:15:46,614 --> 00:15:48,115
Miroase stra�nic.
Ce-ai g�tit?
277
00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:49,116
Trufe negre.
278
00:15:49,199 --> 00:15:52,244
Apropo de trufe,
am ob�inut casa din Teruel?
279
00:15:52,328 --> 00:15:53,871
Nu, nu �nc�.
280
00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:57,791
Sunt delicioase. Ar trebui s� ne facem
provizii serioase pentru iarn�.
281
00:15:57,875 --> 00:16:00,794
Ar fi ceva, magazinul de la
parter le vinde cu 250 euro
282
00:16:00,878 --> 00:16:03,672
suta de grame.
Iar unele sunt at�t de mari.
283
00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:06,003
- 2500 euro kilogramul?
- Da, cam a�a ceva.
284
00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:08,660
- Un purcoi de bani.
- Te cred.
285
00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:11,625
De ce n-am cultiva
trufe �n La Pedriza?
286
00:16:11,639 --> 00:16:13,182
- Trufe?
- Da.
287
00:16:13,265 --> 00:16:15,643
- �n La Pedriza?
- Da, unde avem casa.
288
00:16:15,726 --> 00:16:17,895
Idiotule, trufele
nu seam�n� cu ceapa.
289
00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:19,730
Cresc �n condi�ii speciale.
290
00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:22,316
Iar �n La Pedriza
solul nu e propice.
291
00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:25,277
- Iarna, e verde.
- Da, la fel ca �n Irlanda.
292
00:16:25,361 --> 00:16:29,196
- Altitudine 1000 metri.
- E numai st�nc�. D�-mi farfurioara!
293
00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:32,409
��i dai seama c� va fi prima noastr�
vacan�� f�r� Clara �i Diego?
294
00:16:32,493 --> 00:16:35,162
- Mi se pare ciudat deja.
- �i mie.
295
00:16:35,245 --> 00:16:37,831
Am vorbit deun�zi cu Clara.
V� salut� pe to�i.
296
00:16:37,915 --> 00:16:39,208
- Ce mai face?
- Imagina�i-v�...
297
00:16:39,291 --> 00:16:43,087
- S-a-ntors la p�rin�ii ei, �n Zaragoza.
- �i copiii cu cine stau?
298
00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:45,506
Cu cine altcineva dec�t cu ea?
Cu Diego?
299
00:16:45,589 --> 00:16:47,716
- Biata fat� e o epav�.
- Vestea c� so�ul t�u
300
00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:51,261
are o amant� de v�rsta fiicei tale,
ar zdruncina pe oricine.
301
00:16:51,345 --> 00:16:54,506
�mi pare r�u pentru ea. Va avea
nevoie de timp s� treac� peste asta.
302
00:16:54,515 --> 00:16:57,810
50 ani, menopauz�, iar so�ul t�u
�i-o trage cu o tineric�...
303
00:16:57,893 --> 00:17:01,305
- Voi �tia�i?
- Normal c� b�rba�ii �tiau.
304
00:17:01,313 --> 00:17:03,065
- Nici vorb�.
- Nu ne-a spus nimic.
305
00:17:03,148 --> 00:17:05,976
- Haide...!
- Bine�n�eles c� �tiau. Te rog...
306
00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:08,821
Chiar dac� ne-ar fi zis,
trebuia s�-i spunem �i ei?
307
00:17:08,904 --> 00:17:11,699
Dac� acela ��i este prieten,
�i spui.
308
00:17:11,782 --> 00:17:14,201
Conform spuselor tale,
chit c� �tiam sau nu,
309
00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:16,995
trebuia s�-i fi spus Clarei:
"Hei, Diego �i-o trage
310
00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:19,231
cu o bun�ciune de 23 de ani..."
311
00:17:20,833 --> 00:17:22,793
- Deci era o bun�ciune.
- La 23 de ani?
312
00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:25,546
Era doar un exemplu.
313
00:17:25,629 --> 00:17:27,715
- Nu sunt am�ndoi prietenii no�tri?
- �ntocmai.
314
00:17:27,798 --> 00:17:29,758
Oricum am fi dat-o-n bar�.
315
00:17:29,842 --> 00:17:32,928
E cu 2 t�i�uri, fiindc� dac�
vorbe�ti �i distrugi o familie,
316
00:17:33,011 --> 00:17:36,915
cine va fi vinovat? Ei?
Nu, cel care a dat pe goarn�.
317
00:17:37,015 --> 00:17:40,585
Vreau s� l�murim un lucru.
Dac� m� �n�eal�, anun�a�i-m�.
318
00:17:40,686 --> 00:17:44,398
Da, sigur ��i vor spune.
κi p�zesc unul altuia spatele,
319
00:17:44,481 --> 00:17:46,150
nu vei afla niciodat�
nimic de la ei.
320
00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:48,736
- To�i sunt la fel.
- E o cauz� pierdut�.
321
00:17:48,819 --> 00:17:51,697
- Suntem prea diferi�i.
- Precum un Mac vs. un PC.
322
00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:53,565
Iar noi ce suntem?
323
00:17:53,574 --> 00:17:55,534
- PC-urile.
- Spectrum.
324
00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:59,578
Sunt ieftine, se viruseaz� imediat
�i nu pot face mai multe lucruri simultan.
325
00:17:59,580 --> 00:18:03,292
La du�, Antonio ori c�nt�,
se s�pune�te sau se �ncordeaz�.
326
00:18:04,001 --> 00:18:06,795
Iar femeile sunt precum Mac-urile:
intuitive, rapide �i elegante.
327
00:18:06,879 --> 00:18:10,090
�i putem face o mul�ime
de lucruri simultan.
328
00:18:10,174 --> 00:18:12,676
Sunt scumpe �i compatibile
doar �ntre ele.
329
00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:15,095
Iar Diego ce face?
330
00:18:15,179 --> 00:18:18,106
E cu o pu�toaic� de 23 de ani.
Bietul de el, nu?
331
00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:20,225
Via�� de c�ine...
332
00:18:20,309 --> 00:18:23,479
Vorbesc serios. Imagina�i-vi-l pe
Diego la un concert cu Justin Bieber
333
00:18:23,562 --> 00:18:27,065
sau cum ar bea pe strad�
dintr-o pung� de la supermarket.
334
00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:28,192
De rahat!
335
00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:31,945
Ea e chitit� s�-i ia totul:
casa, banii, ma�ina...
336
00:18:32,029 --> 00:18:34,323
- Nu exagera!
- �ntreab�-l.
337
00:18:34,406 --> 00:18:36,700
La divor�ul t�u,
�i tu ai r�mas lefter, nu?
338
00:18:36,784 --> 00:18:40,037
- Mie ce mi-ar putea lua?
- To�i banii.
339
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:43,707
Care bani? Sunt doar un profesor
de sport. Pe deasupra �i gras.
340
00:18:43,791 --> 00:18:46,301
Iar acum �i �omer.
341
00:18:46,919 --> 00:18:49,004
�n cel mai r�u caz,
ea va trebui s�-mi dea bani.
342
00:18:49,087 --> 00:18:51,298
Sigur, f�r� copii
totul e mult mai u�or.
343
00:18:51,381 --> 00:18:54,510
Oricum, mare ghinion.
O familie distrus� de un mesaj.
344
00:18:54,593 --> 00:18:57,596
Ba nu, o familie distrus�
de o putoare de 23 de ani.
345
00:18:57,679 --> 00:18:59,807
- Dar �i el e de vin�.
- Bine�n�eles.
346
00:18:59,890 --> 00:19:02,542
Dac� Clara n-ar fi citit
mesajul...
347
00:19:02,643 --> 00:19:04,728
Adic� e vina Clarei
c� a citit mesajul.
348
00:19:04,812 --> 00:19:08,106
Nu spune asta. Trebuie s� fii atent
�i s� �tergi mesajele.
349
00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:11,735
E primul lucru pe care-l faci
c�nd ��i �n�eli so�ia.
350
00:19:11,819 --> 00:19:14,621
- Adic� a�a a� face eu.
- Poftim?
351
00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:18,659
Era doar un exemplu.
Nu trebuie �n�eles totul textual.
352
00:19:18,742 --> 00:19:21,905
Nu, nici vorb�.
Adic� trebuie s� fii atent
353
00:19:21,912 --> 00:19:25,940
cu mesajele sau faptul
c� e�ti dezgust�tor?
354
00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:28,985
�mi cer scuze, Blanca.
355
00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:36,343
Vreau s� spun c� de vin�
e doar acest obiect.
356
00:19:36,426 --> 00:19:39,927
C�nd nu-l aveam prin preajm�,
nu existau probleme.
357
00:19:39,930 --> 00:19:42,140
Ba nu, problema
a fost dintotdeauna aici.
358
00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:44,448
- To�i b�rba�ii sunt ni�te porci.
- Doamne Dumnezeule...
359
00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:47,521
- Nu e de vin� telefonul.
- Bine, noi suntem porci.
360
00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:50,190
- Iar voi sunte�i c�lug�ri�e neprih�nite?
- A�a te vreau, Antonio.
361
00:19:50,274 --> 00:19:52,276
Singurul lucru de care suntem
siguri se afl� aici.
362
00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:54,360
Aici nu sunt parole.
E un adev�rat seif.
363
00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:56,488
E adev�rat c� telefonul
a schimbat totul.
364
00:19:56,572 --> 00:19:58,657
Acum unde ne sunt min�ile?
Aici.
365
00:19:58,740 --> 00:20:00,909
�i-l l�s�m pe mas�,
la �ndem�na oricui.
366
00:20:00,993 --> 00:20:02,993
Antonio nu mi-ar da niciodat�
de voie bun� telefonul.
367
00:20:02,995 --> 00:20:05,500
- Poftim?
- M-ai auzit bine.
368
00:20:05,539 --> 00:20:07,995
- Ce e?
- Ia-l.
369
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:09,960
Poftim! Care-i problema?
370
00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:12,287
Chiar �l iau,
serios vorbind.
371
00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:14,723
Ajunge, Antonio!
372
00:20:14,798 --> 00:20:17,997
- �l iau, da?
- Chiar te rog. 7272.
373
00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:20,220
Uite cum �i tremur� m�n�.
374
00:20:20,304 --> 00:20:23,498
- Exact.
- E�ti alb ca varul.
375
00:20:23,515 --> 00:20:26,351
Ba nu.
Vreau s�-mi iei telefonul.
376
00:20:26,435 --> 00:20:29,521
- Serios?
- Da, dar mi-l dai pe al t�u.
377
00:20:29,605 --> 00:20:32,149
��i spun ce vei g�si �n el:
mesaje c�tre pediatru,
378
00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:35,984
de la sora ta fiindc� tu n-o suni
niciodat�... Vrei s� continui?
379
00:20:35,986 --> 00:20:37,988
- Las-o balt�.
- A�a ar fi mai bine.
380
00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:40,324
Tu i-ai da telefonul
lui Eduardo?
381
00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:42,659
Bine�n�eles.
Nici m�car n-am parol�.
382
00:20:42,743 --> 00:20:46,163
Nu m� b�ga�i �n asta,
nu sunt genul gelos.
383
00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:49,406
Mai degrab� �i-ar �nghi�i
telefonul dec�t s� mi-l dea.
384
00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:52,994
Bine�n�eles, �n calitate de psiholog
ea �tie tot ce g�ndesc.
385
00:20:52,999 --> 00:20:54,129
E minunat�.
386
00:20:54,338 --> 00:20:57,790
Trecem direct la sup�rare,
nici nu mai e nevoie de ceart�.
387
00:20:59,217 --> 00:21:01,553
Poftim, iubito,
��i apar�ine.
388
00:21:01,637 --> 00:21:05,474
Acum te g�nde�ti c� te contrazic
�i c� e un gest inutil.
389
00:21:05,557 --> 00:21:08,894
Cam tot ce faci �n ultima vreme
e inutil, iubitule.
390
00:21:08,977 --> 00:21:13,131
Ei bine, �ntr-o cas� de nebuni,
secretele nu-�i au rostul, nu-i a�a?
391
00:21:13,190 --> 00:21:15,500
- Ba nu.
- Nu?
392
00:21:24,368 --> 00:21:26,662
Cu siguran�� suntem plictisitori.
393
00:21:26,870 --> 00:21:28,664
Ce secrete crede�i c-am putea avea?
394
00:21:28,666 --> 00:21:31,750
Ne cunoa�tem �ntre noi
ca pe ni�te cai breji.
395
00:21:36,838 --> 00:21:41,534
O clip�, am o idee.
Haide�i s� juc�m un joc.
396
00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:48,999
L�sa�i-v� to�i telefoanele
�n mijlocul mesei.
397
00:21:50,727 --> 00:21:53,580
- �i?
- Pe toat� durata cinei,
398
00:21:54,022 --> 00:21:58,275
toate mesaje sms sau WhatsApps,
apelurile primite
399
00:21:58,300 --> 00:22:03,999
le vom citi sau asculta
cu to�ii, �mpreun�.
400
00:22:04,533 --> 00:22:07,076
Doar nu avem secrete,
nu-i a�a?
401
00:22:14,918 --> 00:22:17,654
N-am nicio problem�.
Uite-l pe al meu.
402
00:22:17,713 --> 00:22:19,923
- Ole!
- Sigur, Pepe, e�ti curajos.
403
00:22:20,007 --> 00:22:22,092
Prietena ta e acas�,
r�cit�.
404
00:22:22,175 --> 00:22:25,962
- A� fi f�cut-o oricum.
- Blanca, ce �nseamn� asta?
405
00:22:25,971 --> 00:22:29,999
- Ne distr�m �i noi pu�in.
- Nu v�d unde e distrac�ia aici.
406
00:22:31,184 --> 00:22:34,931
- Ai ceva de ascuns?
- Eu, nu.
407
00:22:35,105 --> 00:22:37,107
Atunci pune telefonul jos.
408
00:22:37,691 --> 00:22:40,610
Crezi c� n-a� �ndr�zni?
Ce m� calc� pe nervi e c�
409
00:22:40,694 --> 00:22:43,822
a� putea afla ceva
ce nu vreau s� �tiu.
410
00:22:43,905 --> 00:22:45,532
E numai treaba ta
dac�-�i faci de cap.
411
00:22:45,615 --> 00:22:49,992
Dac� mi-a� face, n-a� fi at�t
de t�mpit� s� las dovezi �n telefon.
412
00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:54,532
N-am nicio problem�.
413
00:23:03,091 --> 00:23:05,135
Seam�n� cu
"Adev�r sau provocare".
414
00:23:05,218 --> 00:23:08,055
V� aminti�i c�-l jucam
c�nd eram tineri?
415
00:23:08,138 --> 00:23:10,807
Tot c�nd eram tineri ne �i
masturbam �n mod constant.
416
00:23:10,891 --> 00:23:13,999
Iubi, nu fi pis�log,
va fi amuzant.
417
00:23:14,061 --> 00:23:16,813
Sau ar trebui s�-mi fac griji?
418
00:23:18,774 --> 00:23:20,208
Deloc.
419
00:23:24,154 --> 00:23:26,758
Haide�i,
voi chiar vorbi�i serios?
420
00:23:26,782 --> 00:23:30,702
Cred c� e de prost gust
s� v� l�sa�i telefoanele pe mas�.
421
00:23:30,786 --> 00:23:32,577
�ntotdeauna Antonio
�l pune cu fa�a-n jos.
422
00:23:32,579 --> 00:23:33,830
Poftim?
423
00:23:33,914 --> 00:23:35,499
A�a face.
424
00:23:36,041 --> 00:23:39,377
- Crezi c� nu te-am v�zut.
- Din obi�nuin��.
425
00:23:39,461 --> 00:23:42,881
Nu i se zg�rie ecranul �i
te cost� 150 euro s�-l repari?
426
00:23:42,964 --> 00:23:45,926
- E din titaniu.
- �n magazinele chineze�ti cost� 50 euro.
427
00:23:46,009 --> 00:23:50,171
- Gata, haide�i s� ne zg�riem to�i ecranele.
- Bine, gata. Uite...
428
00:23:50,222 --> 00:23:52,139
E�ti fericit�?
429
00:23:56,019 --> 00:23:57,954
La nebunie.
430
00:23:58,563 --> 00:24:00,248
Ei bine...
431
00:24:00,690 --> 00:24:02,951
acum nu mai e cale de �ntoarcere.
432
00:24:20,085 --> 00:24:22,193
La naiba!
433
00:24:25,924 --> 00:24:27,734
Ce-a fost asta?
434
00:24:47,445 --> 00:24:49,195
Eclipsa.
435
00:25:04,087 --> 00:25:07,424
Mi se pare mie sau toat� lumea
a luat-o brusc razna?
436
00:25:07,507 --> 00:25:11,344
Ai for�at semaforul!
E�ti nebun! E�ti idiot!
437
00:25:11,428 --> 00:25:13,554
Acolo se petrec des accidente.
Semaforul se schimb� prea repede.
438
00:25:13,555 --> 00:25:16,099
Ma�inile se ciocnesc mereu...
439
00:25:16,183 --> 00:25:18,250
Am �nghe�at deja.
440
00:25:22,814 --> 00:25:26,651
Pune-�i ochelarii!
Cine �i-a dat carnetul?
441
00:25:26,735 --> 00:25:29,613
Luna se face ro�ie.
Nu ne uit�m la eclips�?
442
00:25:29,696 --> 00:25:32,824
Dureaz� c�teva ore.
Ne uit�m mai t�rziu.
443
00:25:33,450 --> 00:25:35,911
Dac� m� sun� mama,
eu nu-i r�spund.
444
00:25:35,994 --> 00:25:38,205
- E de rahat.
- Eclipsa?
445
00:25:38,288 --> 00:25:42,167
Nu, jocul.
Ne purt�m ca ni�te copii.
446
00:25:42,250 --> 00:25:44,727
La dracu'!
447
00:25:45,128 --> 00:25:48,340
- Cine le-a aranjat a�a?
- Eu. Arat� mai frumos a�a, nu?
448
00:25:48,423 --> 00:25:52,080
La naiba, Blanca, m-ai speriat!
Am crezut c-a fost un poltergeist.
449
00:25:52,093 --> 00:25:54,930
Ia s� vedem dac� am �n�eles regulile.
Pot s� ridic oricare telefon?
450
00:25:55,013 --> 00:25:58,660
Da, dar doar dac� sun� sau
prime�te vreun sms, WhatsApps...
451
00:25:58,683 --> 00:26:00,922
- Indiferent cine e la r�nd.
- Exact.
452
00:26:00,936 --> 00:26:03,194
Precum ruleta ruseasc�?
453
00:26:04,898 --> 00:26:06,022
Dar Facebook?
454
00:26:06,024 --> 00:26:08,985
- Nu, f�r� Facebook.
- De ce nu?
455
00:26:09,069 --> 00:26:11,488
Prea multe mesaje �i notific�ri.
456
00:26:11,571 --> 00:26:13,823
St�m pe telefoane toat� noaptea.
457
00:26:13,907 --> 00:26:15,450
F�r� "mod avion".
458
00:26:15,533 --> 00:26:18,245
�i nu merge dac� cineva
mai are un al doilea telefon.
459
00:26:18,328 --> 00:26:21,993
Eva, e�ti �nveninat�
�n seara asta.
460
00:26:22,874 --> 00:26:24,905
Mai dureaz� mult
friptura de vi�el, iubitule?
461
00:26:24,906 --> 00:26:26,936
Minunat, friptur� de vi�el.
462
00:26:27,379 --> 00:26:29,297
Ne vedem mai t�rziu, da?
463
00:26:29,381 --> 00:26:30,997
Hopa, Sofia!
464
00:26:31,383 --> 00:26:32,717
Ia s� vedem ce vrea...
465
00:26:32,801 --> 00:26:34,511
E�ti foarte dr�gu��, Sofi.
466
00:26:34,594 --> 00:26:36,344
Doar a mo�tenit-o pe maic�-sa.
467
00:26:36,346 --> 00:26:38,306
Tati, vrei s� vii pu�in?
468
00:26:38,390 --> 00:26:40,600
- Ce dr�gu�!
- S-a emo�ionat.
469
00:26:42,018 --> 00:26:44,187
Puteai saluta �i tu oamenii �tia.
470
00:26:46,189 --> 00:26:47,761
De ce nu i-ai salutat?
471
00:26:47,774 --> 00:26:49,859
Ai ceva bani la tine?
472
00:26:50,819 --> 00:26:51,945
Da.
473
00:26:56,950 --> 00:26:58,868
�mi torni �i mie?
474
00:26:58,952 --> 00:27:00,815
C��i ani are Sofi acum?
475
00:27:00,829 --> 00:27:02,789
- Face 17 �n iunie.
- 17...
476
00:27:02,872 --> 00:27:06,134
�mi amintesc c�nd a f�cut 10 ani
�n casa voastr� din C�diz,
477
00:27:06,293 --> 00:27:08,003
de parc� a fost ieri.
478
00:27:08,086 --> 00:27:09,087
Da.
479
00:27:09,170 --> 00:27:12,299
I-am cump�rat o pereche de bikini
iar cum ea n-avea...
480
00:27:12,382 --> 00:27:14,092
- �nceteaz�.
- ... �i c�deau mai mereu.
481
00:27:14,175 --> 00:27:15,927
- Bine.
- Da, te-ai �nfuriat r�u de tot.
482
00:27:16,011 --> 00:27:18,993
Trebuie s�-�i aminte�ti
numai de lucrurile oribile?
483
00:27:20,598 --> 00:27:21,933
Un mesaj!
484
00:27:24,936 --> 00:27:26,521
E al t�u, Edu.
485
00:27:28,023 --> 00:27:30,999
"T�njesc dup�... trupul t�u".
486
00:27:35,947 --> 00:27:38,825
- Am �nceput cu dreptul!
- Iisuse Cristoase...
487
00:27:39,284 --> 00:27:40,685
De la cine e?
488
00:27:40,702 --> 00:27:42,912
Nu �tiu.
Chiar nu �tiu.
489
00:27:42,996 --> 00:27:44,113
Eduardo...
490
00:27:44,122 --> 00:27:45,563
Nu �tiu, iubito.
491
00:27:45,582 --> 00:27:48,043
Nu m� lua cu "iubita".
Cine t�nje�te dup� trupul t�u?
492
00:27:48,126 --> 00:27:51,421
Habar n-am cine dracu'
a trimis mesajul �sta!
493
00:27:51,504 --> 00:27:53,531
Spune-mi!
494
00:27:56,926 --> 00:27:59,901
- Uite, acum te �i sun�.
- Trebuie s� r�spunzi.
495
00:27:59,929 --> 00:28:03,458
- E acela�i num�r?
- Trebuie s� r�spunzi, Edu.
496
00:28:03,558 --> 00:28:06,019
- Nu �tiu cine e.
- R�spunde-i!
497
00:28:09,064 --> 00:28:10,732
Alo?
498
00:28:10,815 --> 00:28:12,775
- Ce e?
- Nu-i nimeni.
499
00:28:12,859 --> 00:28:14,235
Mai �ntreab� o dat�.
500
00:28:14,319 --> 00:28:17,680
- �ntreab� cine e.
- Cine e? Cine e?
501
00:28:17,739 --> 00:28:19,157
Alo?
502
00:28:23,912 --> 00:28:25,914
Boule!
503
00:28:28,083 --> 00:28:29,793
Cretinule!
504
00:28:29,876 --> 00:28:31,628
S� fi v�zut ce fa�� ai f�cut.
505
00:28:31,711 --> 00:28:35,090
- Tu e�ti chiar...
- Spune-o: un dobitoc.
506
00:28:35,173 --> 00:28:38,218
E un idiot! Un idiot!
507
00:28:38,301 --> 00:28:40,136
- Haide...
- Nu-i mare scofal�!
508
00:28:40,220 --> 00:28:42,997
- Tati, trebuie s� plec!
- Dumnezeule!
509
00:28:43,139 --> 00:28:45,891
Scumpo, m�car ia-�i la revedere.
510
00:28:47,435 --> 00:28:48,645
Salut �i la revedere!
511
00:28:48,728 --> 00:28:50,995
Pa, Sofi, distrac�ie pl�cut�.
512
00:28:53,817 --> 00:28:55,676
- Pa.
- Pa, Sofi.
513
00:28:57,612 --> 00:29:00,156
- Nu e �ntotdeauna a�a.
- Uneori e mult mai dificil�.
514
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:02,399
- Cred c�-i fermec�toare.
- E minunat�.
515
00:29:02,409 --> 00:29:04,285
La v�rsta ei, e normal
s� vrea s� ias� �n ora�.
516
00:29:04,369 --> 00:29:06,284
Ce �tii tu?
N-ai copii.
517
00:29:06,287 --> 00:29:09,287
Dac� nu faci nebunii
c�nd e�ti t�n�r,
518
00:29:09,290 --> 00:29:12,582
- vei ajunge un nebun la v�rsta de 40 ani.
- Vorbe�ti din proprie experien��, Pepe?
519
00:29:12,585 --> 00:29:16,664
Eu nu �tiu dac� a� fi o mam� bun�.
M� �nsp�im�nt� acest lucru.
520
00:29:17,132 --> 00:29:19,999
De ce?
M�car a�i �ncercat?
521
00:29:20,593 --> 00:29:22,386
Se pare c� da.
522
00:29:22,971 --> 00:29:24,688
E minunat.
523
00:29:25,390 --> 00:29:28,143
- Pur �i simplu minunat.
- Atunci s� bem �n cinstea lor.
524
00:29:28,226 --> 00:29:31,104
Nu avem pentru ce toasta deocamdat�.
525
00:29:31,187 --> 00:29:34,858
- Putem s�rb�tori orice, la naiba.
- �ntocmai.
526
00:29:34,941 --> 00:29:38,544
Sincer, Ana, e�ti lipsit�
complet de clas� �i elegan��.
527
00:29:38,987 --> 00:29:42,557
- N-ar fi trebuit s� spun asta?
- Ba da, aici oricine poate spune orice.
528
00:29:42,574 --> 00:29:44,742
Bietul de tine, te-am f�cut s� te sim�i
prost �n fa�a prietenilor.
529
00:29:44,826 --> 00:29:47,537
Era mai bine s� pretindem c� dup�
15 ani �nc� ne-o mai tragem zilnic.
530
00:29:47,620 --> 00:29:50,165
Cui �i pas� dac� ne-o tragem
lunea, miercurea
531
00:29:50,248 --> 00:29:53,334
- sau de s�rb�toarea na�ional�?
- Noi nu contoriz�m zilele...
532
00:29:53,418 --> 00:29:56,270
- Doar orele, nu-i a�a?
- Iubi...
533
00:29:56,337 --> 00:29:58,884
�n s�n�tatea copiilor �i a sensului
pe care-l dau vie�ilor noastre.
534
00:29:58,898 --> 00:30:00,633
- Ba nu, nu.
- De ce?
535
00:30:00,717 --> 00:30:02,218
�i cei care n-au copii?
536
00:30:02,302 --> 00:30:05,138
Via�a nu are sens f�r� copii?
537
00:30:05,221 --> 00:30:07,849
- Scuze, dar n-o cred.
- Atunci s� �nchin�m pentru eclips�.
538
00:30:07,932 --> 00:30:10,935
Persoanele de fa�� se exclud,
dar pentru cuplurile plictisite
539
00:30:11,019 --> 00:30:14,772
apari�ia unui copil �nseamn�
un salt disperat �nainte.
540
00:30:14,981 --> 00:30:17,775
- Copilul este un salt disperat �nainte?
- Tot ce se poate:
541
00:30:17,817 --> 00:30:22,821
acel lucru care consolideaz�
rela�ia �ntr-un cuplu blazat.
542
00:30:23,406 --> 00:30:25,691
Foarte bine, Pepe.
Minunat spus.
543
00:30:25,742 --> 00:30:28,908
Nu-mi doresc un copil care
s� readuc� rela�ia pe f�ga�ul normal.
544
00:30:28,912 --> 00:30:31,414
- Atunci de ce �i-ai dori unul?
- Ei bine...
545
00:30:31,498 --> 00:30:35,613
pentru a des�v�r�i via�a �ntr-un cuplu,
pentru a m� �mplini ca femeie...
546
00:30:35,627 --> 00:30:38,499
Exact. Iar un cuplu
normal, dar f�r� copii,
547
00:30:38,505 --> 00:30:40,285
nu poate fi fericit?
Asta vrei s� spui?
548
00:30:40,298 --> 00:30:43,756
�tia�i c�, �n medie, cuplurile
f�r� copii sunt mult mai fericite?
549
00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:45,261
Grozav, iubito.
550
00:30:45,345 --> 00:30:48,550
Sigur, copiii sunt ca ni�te cle�ti,
care te str�ng din toate p�r�ile.
551
00:30:48,556 --> 00:30:50,892
- Te-ai cherchelit deja.
- ��i spun eu,
552
00:30:50,975 --> 00:30:54,437
cel mai bun lucru realizat �n
via�a mea, e fiica mea. De departe.
553
00:30:54,521 --> 00:30:57,232
�i dac� ar fi fost dup� mine,
am mai fi avut �i al�ii.
554
00:30:57,315 --> 00:30:59,776
C�nd o adorm pe Rosa,
iar chipul ei micu� �mi spune
555
00:30:59,859 --> 00:31:03,279
"E�ti cea mai frumoas� m�mic� din lume",
sunt cea mai fericit� femeie din lume.
556
00:31:03,363 --> 00:31:07,158
- S� toast�m pentru asta.
- A�teapt� s� �mplineasc� 17 ani...
557
00:31:07,242 --> 00:31:08,993
Va traversa strada pentru ca prietenii
ei s� n-o vad� �n preajma ta.
558
00:31:09,077 --> 00:31:11,492
Apoi, "cel mai bun lucru
realizat �n via�a ta"
559
00:31:11,496 --> 00:31:14,199
te va face
"cea mai fericit� femeie din lume".
560
00:31:16,042 --> 00:31:16,899
Primul apel!
561
00:31:16,999 --> 00:31:20,046
E al meu. E sora mea, Marta.
S� r�spund?
562
00:31:20,129 --> 00:31:22,381
- Sigur.
- Pepe, r�spunde-i.
563
00:31:23,049 --> 00:31:25,343
Pune-l pe speaker.
564
00:31:25,426 --> 00:31:26,469
Bun�, Marta.
565
00:31:26,553 --> 00:31:27,387
Salut.
566
00:31:27,470 --> 00:31:30,098
Ai grij� ce spui,
e�ti pe speaker.
567
00:31:30,181 --> 00:31:31,891
- Nu e corect.
- Pe speaker?
568
00:31:31,975 --> 00:31:34,644
- Nu e cinstit s�-i spui.
- E�ti pe speaker.
569
00:31:34,727 --> 00:31:35,562
Scoate-m� de pe speaker.
570
00:31:35,645 --> 00:31:36,938
Nu, nu pot.
571
00:31:37,188 --> 00:31:39,732
- De ce nu po�i?
- ��i explic mai t�rziu. Spune!
572
00:31:39,816 --> 00:31:41,442
- Salut tuturor.
- Bun�, Marta.
573
00:31:41,526 --> 00:31:43,736
- Bun�.
- Bun�, Martita.
574
00:31:43,820 --> 00:31:46,990
- Te sun mai t�rziu.
- Nu, spune acum. Vorbe�te!
575
00:31:47,073 --> 00:31:48,032
Despre ce?
576
00:31:48,116 --> 00:31:50,368
E un fel de joc. ��i explic
mai t�rziu. Vorbe�te!
577
00:31:50,451 --> 00:31:52,745
Despre ce ar trebui s� vorbim?
578
00:31:52,829 --> 00:31:55,540
Nu �tiu, tu m-ai sunat.
579
00:31:55,623 --> 00:31:58,835
Despre slujb�, chestii personale...
Nu conteaz�, vorbim m�ine.
580
00:31:58,918 --> 00:32:02,213
Dac� e vorba despre slujba
din Valencia, n-o voi accepta.
581
00:32:02,297 --> 00:32:05,198
- Bine, te sun m�ine.
- La revedere.
582
00:32:06,175 --> 00:32:08,886
Nu e cinstit, Pepe.
N-ai voie s� spui c� noi ascult�m.
583
00:32:08,970 --> 00:32:11,264
- Atunci nu mai are niciun sens.
- �mi pare r�u.
584
00:32:11,347 --> 00:32:15,833
Scuze, nu eram preg�tit.
�mi pare r�u.
585
00:32:16,769 --> 00:32:18,980
Ce e cu slujba din Valencia?
586
00:32:19,397 --> 00:32:22,817
Sora mea mi-a g�sit o slujb�
la o �coal� particular�.
587
00:32:22,900 --> 00:32:26,734
- �i n-o accep�i?
- Nu, e prea departe.
588
00:32:26,738 --> 00:32:29,032
Valencia e prea departe?
Faci 2 ore cu trenul p�n� acolo.
589
00:32:29,115 --> 00:32:32,785
F� tu naveta Madrid-Valencia de
3 ori pe s�pt�m�n� �i mai vorbim.
590
00:32:32,869 --> 00:32:36,724
Dat fiind situa�ia actual�,
nu prea po�i face mofturi.
591
00:32:36,748 --> 00:32:39,659
Nu po�i a�tepta s�-�i pice
o slujb� din cer.
592
00:32:39,667 --> 00:32:44,888
Nu a�tept s�-mi cad� din cer,
trimit CV-uri peste tot.
593
00:32:44,922 --> 00:32:47,491
De c�nd e�ti �omer?
594
00:32:50,178 --> 00:32:52,263
- De 4 luni.
- De 4 luni?
595
00:32:52,347 --> 00:32:55,596
- La c�te interviuri ai fost?
- Sunt la un interogatoriu?
596
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:58,353
N-aveau niciun drept
s� te concedieze.
597
00:32:58,436 --> 00:33:00,563
Dac�-i dai �n judecat�,
vei c�tiga.
598
00:33:00,647 --> 00:33:02,357
Nu m-au concediat.
599
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:04,901
- Nu mi-au prelungit contractul.
- Nu conteaz�,
600
00:33:04,984 --> 00:33:06,986
era un contract
part-time pe 10 ani.
601
00:33:07,070 --> 00:33:11,239
E ilegal. Nu pot face una ca asta.
Ascult�-m�, am c�tiga f�r� probleme.
602
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:13,534
Nu, am lucrat acolo
�ntreaga mea via��.
603
00:33:13,618 --> 00:33:16,037
Exact. A�tep�i 3 luni
�i te vor reangaja.
604
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:18,789
- Procesul l-ar c�tiga �i un novice.
- Nu, mul�umesc.
605
00:33:18,790 --> 00:33:20,541
�n plus, am nevoie
de o schimbare.
606
00:33:20,625 --> 00:33:22,919
Cu pu�in calm, va ie�i
soarele �i pe strada mea.
607
00:33:23,002 --> 00:33:26,297
"Cu pu�in calm", spui...
Trebuie s� te pui �n mi�care.
608
00:33:26,381 --> 00:33:28,796
Ajunge cu jocul �sta de rahat!
609
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:29,717
U�urel!
610
00:33:30,510 --> 00:33:32,512
Eu, de exemplu,
nu m� opresc deloc.
611
00:33:32,595 --> 00:33:34,889
Normal, tu conduci un taxi.
612
00:33:34,972 --> 00:33:37,925
Mi-am scos licen�a de
taximetrist la v�nzare.
613
00:33:38,267 --> 00:33:40,599
Ai scos-o la v�nzare?
614
00:33:40,645 --> 00:33:43,372
�ncerc marea cu degetul,
s� v�d c�t mi se ofer�.
615
00:33:43,815 --> 00:33:45,396
�i nu aveai de g�nd s�-mi spui?
616
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:47,652
- Ba da.
- C�nd?
617
00:33:47,735 --> 00:33:50,071
Scumpo, e doar o idee.
618
00:33:50,446 --> 00:33:54,117
Uber, Car2go, Cabify,
v� sun� cunoscut?
619
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:57,078
Peste un an, taxiurile clasice
vor disp�rea. Maxim 2 ani.
620
00:33:57,161 --> 00:33:59,706
Trebuie s� prive�ti �nainte,
Pepe, spre viitor.
621
00:33:59,789 --> 00:34:02,583
Precum afacerea cu �igarete
electronice pornit� de el.
622
00:34:02,667 --> 00:34:05,920
Asta-i altceva, a trebuit s� �nfrunt
influen�a produc�torilor de tutun.
623
00:34:06,003 --> 00:34:08,589
- Ei joac� foarte dur.
- Are dreptate.
624
00:34:08,673 --> 00:34:11,092
Ei au finan�iat
gherilele din Nicaragua.
625
00:34:11,175 --> 00:34:13,469
Sau afacerea cu
Yorkshire terrieri.
626
00:34:13,553 --> 00:34:16,472
- N-a fost vina mea.
- Nu, to�i erau clien�ii mei.
627
00:34:16,556 --> 00:34:18,182
A fost jenant.
628
00:34:18,266 --> 00:34:22,850
- �i �nc� ai r�mas cu el?
- Da. Incredibil, nu?
629
00:34:22,854 --> 00:34:24,721
Cu siguran��.
630
00:34:25,732 --> 00:34:27,858
Cu cine altcineva, nu?
631
00:34:29,485 --> 00:34:30,919
Un apel.
632
00:34:31,779 --> 00:34:33,213
Tat�l meu!
633
00:34:33,948 --> 00:34:36,242
- Face�i lini�te.
- Da.
634
00:34:37,285 --> 00:34:39,286
- Pune-l pe speaker.
- Da.
635
00:34:39,829 --> 00:34:40,947
Bun�, tati.
636
00:34:40,955 --> 00:34:43,100
Bun�, scumpo.
Ce mai faci?
637
00:34:43,124 --> 00:34:45,665
Bine.
Lu�m cina cu ni�te prieteni.
638
00:34:45,668 --> 00:34:47,887
Atunci nu te re�in prea mult.
639
00:34:47,962 --> 00:34:51,883
Estremera spune c� opera�ia
poate fi f�cut� �i �n Barcelona.
640
00:34:51,966 --> 00:34:54,709
Merge de 2 ori pe lun� acolo,
�i st� la hotelul Majestic.
641
00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:57,745
��i trimit num�rul lui
s� stai de vorb� cu el.
642
00:34:57,764 --> 00:35:00,466
- Bine, mul�am fain. Pup-o �i pe mama.
- Bine, te s�rut.
643
00:35:00,469 --> 00:35:01,725
Ciao.
644
00:35:09,859 --> 00:35:12,252
Despre ce opera�ie e vorba?
645
00:35:14,071 --> 00:35:16,865
O mamoplastie de augmentare mamar�.
646
00:35:17,158 --> 00:35:21,073
- ��i faci o m�rire de s�ni?
- Da, �mi pun silicoane.
647
00:35:21,078 --> 00:35:24,681
- Doar nu e ideea lui?
- Nici vorb�.
648
00:35:25,416 --> 00:35:27,468
Mie nu mi-ai spus.
649
00:35:27,585 --> 00:35:30,290
- Dar tu e�ti psiholoag�.
- A�a, �i?
650
00:35:30,296 --> 00:35:32,540
Psiholoagele nu-�i m�resc s�nii.
651
00:35:32,590 --> 00:35:34,750
Dup� felul �n care o spui,
sun� foarte ciudat.
652
00:35:34,754 --> 00:35:37,184
Nu e vorba c� nu-mi plac,
vreau s� le aduc o �mbun�t��ire.
653
00:35:37,190 --> 00:35:39,390
- Teoretic, ar trebui s�-�i plac�.
- De ce?
654
00:35:39,395 --> 00:35:43,342
�n calitate de psiholog,
trebuie s� te accep�i a�a cum e�ti.
655
00:35:43,351 --> 00:35:46,190
- M� accept.
- Mie nu mi se pare.
656
00:35:46,193 --> 00:35:49,523
Cineva care-�i pune silicoane
nu se accept� a�a cum e?
657
00:35:49,899 --> 00:35:52,360
- Ei bine, NU.
- M� accept �n totalitate, mai pu�in s�nii.
658
00:35:52,443 --> 00:35:55,484
A� fi foarte nelini�tit �n fa�a
unui psiholog cu bustul generos.
659
00:35:55,488 --> 00:35:58,366
�mi pun silicoane,
nu pepeni, Antonio.
660
00:35:58,449 --> 00:36:01,410
Stai s� vedem dac� am �n�eles:
e vorba de o m�rire de s�ni,
661
00:36:01,494 --> 00:36:04,450
adic� ceea ce face so�ul t�u,
iar tu apelezi la alt doctor?
662
00:36:04,455 --> 00:36:06,365
�ntocmai.
De ce n-o operezi tu?
663
00:36:06,374 --> 00:36:08,870
Fiindc� tat�l ei,
"eminen�a cenu�ie mondial�",
664
00:36:08,876 --> 00:36:11,210
crede c� nu e potrivit s-o fac eu.
Trebuie s-o opereze Estremera,
665
00:36:11,212 --> 00:36:14,129
un doctor vedet� care opereaz�
�n Spania, dar tr�ie�te la New York.
666
00:36:14,131 --> 00:36:16,250
Nu un doctor de r�nd ca mine,
667
00:36:16,509 --> 00:36:20,346
care pune ���e �i fese false
gospodinelor, �ntr-o clinic� de doi bani.
668
00:36:20,429 --> 00:36:23,140
- Ai terminat?
- Vrei s� zici c� nu-i a�a?
669
00:36:23,224 --> 00:36:25,518
- Bine�n�eles c� nu.
- Atunci care-i adev�rul?
670
00:36:25,601 --> 00:36:27,970
Un so� nu-i poate pune
silicoane propriei so�ii.
671
00:36:27,979 --> 00:36:29,842
Te rog, e de bun sim�.
672
00:36:29,856 --> 00:36:32,358
Bine�n�eles, e dezgust�tor.
673
00:36:32,441 --> 00:36:35,570
E ca �i cum ai g�ti toat� ziua,
apoi nu-�i mai e foame.
674
00:36:35,653 --> 00:36:37,780
Tat�l ei crede c� sunt un bou.
675
00:36:37,864 --> 00:36:40,449
Ar fi preferat un cardiolog
sau un chirurg pentru fiica lui.
676
00:36:40,533 --> 00:36:44,203
- Ta�ii vor ce e mai bine pentru copiii lor.
- �i eu vreau ce e mai bine pentru al meu.
677
00:36:44,287 --> 00:36:46,664
Tat�l meu monteaz� rigips
�i pune gresie,
678
00:36:46,747 --> 00:36:48,833
nu a avut prea multe op�iuni.
679
00:36:48,916 --> 00:36:51,335
Eu am �nv��at,
mi-am luat diploma,
680
00:36:51,419 --> 00:36:54,647
m-am specializat �n chirurgie plastic�
�i nu mi-e ru�ine. �mi place ce fac.
681
00:36:54,650 --> 00:36:56,786
- Bine�ne�eles, scumpul meu.
- Atunci face�i a�a:
682
00:36:56,799 --> 00:36:59,051
Estremera �i pune un silicon,
iar Alfon pe cel�lalt.
683
00:36:59,135 --> 00:37:01,749
- �i vedem care e mai bun.
- Facem o compara�ie.
684
00:37:01,762 --> 00:37:04,720
- Bate�i c�mpii am�ndoi.
- El unul, cu siguran��.
685
00:37:04,724 --> 00:37:08,305
Ai dreptate. Ar fi ca �i cum
so�ia ta e psihologul t�u.
686
00:37:08,311 --> 00:37:10,180
St�njenitor, nu-i a�a?
687
00:37:10,187 --> 00:37:13,480
Stai calm�, mai degrab� s-ar �mpu�ca
dec�t s� mearg� la psiholog.
688
00:37:13,482 --> 00:37:17,566
Da, �i pe mine
m� intimideaz� psihologii.
689
00:37:17,570 --> 00:37:19,690
Eu unul nu mi-a� dest�inui
problemele unui str�in.
690
00:37:19,697 --> 00:37:22,440
Pentru asta exist� prieteni.
Vou� v� spun orice.
691
00:37:22,450 --> 00:37:24,525
El crede c� suntem inutili.
692
00:37:24,535 --> 00:37:27,740
A�a e? Pentru tine,
activitatea mea e inutil�.
693
00:37:27,747 --> 00:37:30,029
Spune-o, oricum nu
m� mai jigne�te acum.
694
00:37:30,041 --> 00:37:33,585
De ce spui asta?
�tii bine c� nu e adev�rat.
695
00:37:35,796 --> 00:37:37,500
Dar asta crezi.
696
00:37:37,506 --> 00:37:39,880
Cred c� noi doi facem acela�i lucru,
697
00:37:39,884 --> 00:37:41,754
�ncerc�m s�-i facem
ferici�i pe oameni.
698
00:37:41,802 --> 00:37:45,631
�ie ��i ia c��iva ani, mie c�teva
ore. Dar e acela�i lucru.
699
00:37:46,766 --> 00:37:48,950
Friptura de vi�el.
700
00:37:50,937 --> 00:37:52,646
M� duc eu.
701
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:56,439
- �mi pare r�u, prieteni.
- E-n regul�.
702
00:37:56,442 --> 00:37:58,940
Jocul �sta a �nceput
s� m� enerveze.
703
00:37:58,945 --> 00:38:01,103
Scuza�i-m�, m� duc s� fumez.
704
00:38:01,113 --> 00:38:03,112
- Iar fumezi?
- Da, da.
705
00:38:03,115 --> 00:38:05,780
M-am l�sat �i am pus 10 kile.
Trebuie s� le dau jos din nou.
706
00:38:05,785 --> 00:38:09,000
Serios? Nu se vede.
707
00:38:09,288 --> 00:38:11,331
Stai, vin �i eu.
708
00:38:13,751 --> 00:38:19,650
La naiba! Fii atent acolo.
Chiar se face ro�ie.
709
00:38:19,674 --> 00:38:24,444
Ciudat! O eclips� de lun� care
coincide cu perigeul, nu-i a�a?
710
00:38:24,762 --> 00:38:26,499
Cu ce?
711
00:38:26,514 --> 00:38:29,725
Cu perigeul. C�nd Luna se afl�
cel mai aproape de P�m�nt.
712
00:38:29,892 --> 00:38:33,145
Se zice c� nu se va mai �nt�mpla
asta p�n� �n 2033.
713
00:38:33,229 --> 00:38:36,148
Maia�ii credeau c� e semnul
unui lucru �ngrozitor.
714
00:38:36,357 --> 00:38:37,551
�ngrozitor?
De exemplu?
715
00:38:37,650 --> 00:38:44,493
Se sf�r�m� timpul,
se petrec lucruri anormale.
716
00:38:45,074 --> 00:38:47,743
�tii doar c� ei
au disp�rut brusc?!
717
00:38:48,035 --> 00:38:49,379
Maia�ii?
718
00:38:49,412 --> 00:38:52,194
Pe parcursul unei "eclipse s�ngeroase",
precum aceasta.
719
00:38:52,248 --> 00:38:55,959
Unii chiar cred c� ei mai exist�,
dar �ntr-o realitate paralel�.
720
00:38:56,127 --> 00:38:58,105
De unde �tii at�tea
despre acest subiect?
721
00:38:58,129 --> 00:39:02,109
Am citit pe internet �i
am studiat la �tiin�ele Naturii.
722
00:39:02,133 --> 00:39:04,880
- �n firma ta?
- Nu, la gimnaziu.
723
00:39:04,885 --> 00:39:07,583
Fiul meu, Javi, trebuie s� preg�teasc�
un proiect pentru luni.
724
00:39:07,596 --> 00:39:11,504
Toat� ziua am citit despre eclips�.
Auzi, am nevoie de ajutor.
725
00:39:11,517 --> 00:39:15,267
- La proiectul lui Javi?
- E vorba de altceva.
726
00:39:16,063 --> 00:39:18,598
Cum s�-�i explic?
727
00:39:19,483 --> 00:39:21,235
Am o prieten�.
728
00:39:22,278 --> 00:39:26,612
O doamn�.
E o mic� prostioar�.
729
00:39:26,615 --> 00:39:29,952
- Ce prieten�?
- O amic�, boule.
730
00:39:30,036 --> 00:39:31,297
O prieten�.
731
00:39:31,328 --> 00:39:35,479
�i �n fiecare sear�,
�n jur de ora 10, �mi trimite...
732
00:39:35,499 --> 00:39:39,286
- Un mesaj de noapte bun�.
- O fotografie.
733
00:39:39,295 --> 00:39:43,349
- Ce fotografie?
- Du-te dracului! Cu ea.
734
00:39:43,507 --> 00:39:47,094
- La naiba, Antonito, asta-i nasol.
- Da, Pepe, este.
735
00:39:47,636 --> 00:39:49,163
La naiba...
736
00:39:50,347 --> 00:39:52,995
- Ce vrei s� fac eu?
- �n regul�, Pepe...
737
00:39:53,059 --> 00:39:57,969
Noi avem acela�i tip de telefon
�i st�m unul l�ng� cel�lalt.
738
00:39:58,064 --> 00:39:59,687
Facem schimb de telefoane.
739
00:39:59,690 --> 00:40:02,601
�l iei pe al meu.
Cine s�-�i dea seama?
740
00:40:02,610 --> 00:40:03,486
Corect.
741
00:40:03,569 --> 00:40:06,155
Doar �n momentul �n care vine poza,
apoi �i-l dau �napoi. �i asta-i tot.
742
00:40:06,158 --> 00:40:08,399
Asta-i tot?
Deci poza vine la mine.
743
00:40:08,407 --> 00:40:11,700
- Ce-�i pas� �ie? E�ti singur.
- Ba nu mai sunt.
744
00:40:11,702 --> 00:40:15,706
Idiotule, po�i spune c� e Lucia.
Nimeni de aici n-o cunoa�te.
745
00:40:15,790 --> 00:40:19,999
- �i atunci c�nd v� fac cuno�tin�� cu ea?
- Ei bine, asta...
746
00:40:20,669 --> 00:40:22,231
... rezolv�m problema asta
pe parcurs.
747
00:40:22,254 --> 00:40:25,507
La naiba, Pepe. La dracu'!
748
00:40:27,676 --> 00:40:29,286
Era s� cad.
749
00:40:30,805 --> 00:40:33,232
Un singur lucru ��i cer �i eu.
750
00:40:33,265 --> 00:40:36,345
De ce nu te-ai g�ndit la asta
�nainte s� joci jocul �sta de rahat?
751
00:40:36,352 --> 00:40:38,591
Am refuzat de o mie de ori.
752
00:40:38,604 --> 00:40:41,187
Ce puteam face? Ana ar fi intrat
la b�nuieli dac� m� mai eschivam.
753
00:40:41,190 --> 00:40:45,045
Nu m� implica, n-am chef de a�a ceva.
E strict problema voastr�.
754
00:40:45,069 --> 00:40:47,029
Pepe... Pepe. Pepe!
755
00:40:47,238 --> 00:40:50,764
Ana m-ar p�r�si.
F�r� s� clipeasc�!
756
00:40:50,783 --> 00:40:54,662
N-ai �n�eles?
"Nu am chef..."
757
00:40:54,745 --> 00:40:57,373
Vrei s� distrugi o familie?
758
00:40:57,456 --> 00:41:00,959
Vrei s�-mi ia copiii,
a�a cum a p��it-o Diego?
759
00:41:08,300 --> 00:41:11,887
- Ce fel de poz�?
- Una oarecare, cu ea.
760
00:41:11,971 --> 00:41:14,799
Cum? Dezbr�cat�?
κi arat� p�r�ile intime?
761
00:41:14,807 --> 00:41:16,640
Nu, doar o poz� cu ea.
762
00:41:16,642 --> 00:41:18,269
- Dar una ciudat�?
- Ciudat�?
763
00:41:18,352 --> 00:41:22,273
Nu �tiu ce feti�uri ai tu...
Ciudat�? Legat�? �n latex?
764
00:41:22,356 --> 00:41:25,551
Adic� sado-maso?
Nu, sunt selfiuri.
765
00:41:25,651 --> 00:41:28,205
- Selfiuri zici...
- Da, selfiuri. At�t.
766
00:41:28,237 --> 00:41:32,039
- Chestia asta-mi d� fiori.
- Pepe, Pepe, Pepe...
767
00:41:32,074 --> 00:41:33,655
Uite, ieri de exemplu,
768
00:41:33,659 --> 00:41:36,690
mi-a trimis o poz�
cu ea, �n pijamale.
769
00:41:36,704 --> 00:41:39,298
Pijamale cu Pluto.
�i se pare ciudat?
770
00:41:39,373 --> 00:41:41,707
- Cu Pluto?
- Da, cu Pluto.
771
00:41:41,709 --> 00:41:43,527
Ce v�rst� are?
772
00:41:43,711 --> 00:41:47,964
E mai �n v�rst� dec�t arat�.
773
00:41:49,550 --> 00:41:51,343
Antonito...
774
00:42:05,608 --> 00:42:07,134
Vrei s� te ajut?
775
00:42:08,277 --> 00:42:10,495
�i-ai schimbat tunsoarea.
776
00:42:10,821 --> 00:42:14,280
- Antonio nici m�car n-a remarcat.
- Ei bine, schimbarea e minor�.
777
00:42:14,283 --> 00:42:17,996
Nici m�car dac� mi-a� t�ia
capul, el n-ar remarca.
778
00:42:21,081 --> 00:42:24,996
Dac� nu-�i spun, explodez.
So�ul t�u merge la un terapeut.
779
00:42:25,461 --> 00:42:27,171
Poftim?
780
00:42:27,254 --> 00:42:30,992
La un psiholog dintr-un birou
�nvecinat cu cel al lui Antonio.
781
00:42:42,269 --> 00:42:44,999
De la cine sunt
toate mesajele astea?
782
00:42:45,606 --> 00:42:47,983
Jorge, fotbal de sal�.
783
00:42:48,484 --> 00:42:51,444
- E un joc.
- Oh, da, de fotbal.
784
00:42:51,654 --> 00:42:54,155
Juca�i m�ine?
785
00:42:56,533 --> 00:42:58,702
- Eu n-am primit nimic.
- �nc� nu �i-a intrat mesajul?
786
00:42:58,786 --> 00:43:00,399
O s�-l prime�ti,
uneori dureaz� ceva timp.
787
00:43:00,412 --> 00:43:03,203
La ce companie de telefonie e�ti?
Semnalul e slab aici.
788
00:43:03,207 --> 00:43:04,959
D�-mi s� v�d...
789
00:43:05,042 --> 00:43:07,544
- M-a�i �ters de pe grup?
- Nu, Jorge e organizatorul.
790
00:43:07,628 --> 00:43:09,922
- �tii bine cum e el.
- Cum e?
791
00:43:10,005 --> 00:43:13,259
- Distrat.
- E-n regul�, vino oricum.
792
00:43:13,342 --> 00:43:15,205
Bine�n�eles,
vom face ni�te schimb�ri.
793
00:43:15,219 --> 00:43:16,105
Sigur.
794
00:43:16,136 --> 00:43:19,668
Nesim�i�ilor! M� suna�i doar
c�nd ave�i nevoie de portar.
795
00:43:19,682 --> 00:43:21,917
Ce prieteni de rahat sunte�i!
796
00:43:22,643 --> 00:43:25,680
Ia te uit�, fripur� de vac�!
Arat� delicios, nu?
797
00:43:25,688 --> 00:43:29,941
Mesaj, mesaj...
Ia s� vedem...
798
00:43:30,651 --> 00:43:31,735
- De la Lola.
- D�-l �ncoace.
799
00:43:31,819 --> 00:43:33,779
"Sun�-m�, e urgent".
800
00:43:33,862 --> 00:43:36,198
Cine-i Lola asta
de are nevoie urgent de tine?
801
00:43:36,282 --> 00:43:37,986
Dup� nume, pare promi��tor.
802
00:43:37,992 --> 00:43:39,950
�mi pare r�u, b�ie�i,
803
00:43:39,952 --> 00:43:42,406
dar Lola e dispecerul
de la Radio Taxi.
804
00:43:42,538 --> 00:43:44,745
�ntotdeauna m-am �ntrebat
cum vorbesc ele acas�.
805
00:43:44,748 --> 00:43:47,160
Probabil:
"5 minute �n pat, scumpule".
806
00:43:47,167 --> 00:43:50,751
"�n patul nup�ial, la co�ul mesei,
�n imediata apropiere a b�ii".
807
00:43:50,754 --> 00:43:52,764
Nu �tiu dac� e �ndeajuns de s�rat�.
808
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:55,464
- E pu�in cam dulce.
- Dac� puneam prea mult�, ie�ea prea s�rat�.
809
00:43:55,467 --> 00:43:58,380
- Arat� fantastic.
- Nu, nu, scuze.
810
00:43:58,387 --> 00:44:01,297
Sun-o, s� vedem
ce vrea Lola asta.
811
00:44:02,641 --> 00:44:03,999
F�r� telefoane de serviciu.
812
00:44:04,059 --> 00:44:06,845
Ar putea fi o schimbare
de tur�, o urgen��...
813
00:44:06,854 --> 00:44:09,270
Uite-o cum �i �ine parte.
814
00:44:09,273 --> 00:44:11,887
Se vede c� sunt
tineri c�s�tori�i.
815
00:44:11,900 --> 00:44:14,820
Iubitule, ap�r�-te singur.
Haide, sun-o!
816
00:44:14,903 --> 00:44:17,065
Nu, vorbesc serios.
Dac-o sun, m� pricopsesc cu o curs�.
817
00:44:17,072 --> 00:44:19,825
�mi pare r�u, dar regulile
sunt identice pentru to�i.
818
00:44:19,908 --> 00:44:23,411
Vrei s� ne strici cina
�i ziua de m�ine deasupra?
819
00:44:23,412 --> 00:44:26,457
- Lu�m pr�nzul cu p�rin�ii ei.
- Ce mai plan! Sun-o!
820
00:44:26,540 --> 00:44:27,541
Idiotule!
821
00:44:27,624 --> 00:44:28,811
- Mesaj!
- Altul!
822
00:44:28,834 --> 00:44:30,727
- Ia s� vedem...
- Pentru Pepe.
823
00:44:30,836 --> 00:44:33,745
"120, start! Pa�i dubli".
Ce-i asta?
824
00:44:33,756 --> 00:44:36,713
E o aplica�ie de antrenament.
Nu dureaz� mult.
825
00:44:36,717 --> 00:44:41,512
Pierzi 8-12 kile �n 2 s�pt�m�ni.
Chestie sigur�.
826
00:44:44,516 --> 00:44:46,845
- Trebuie s-o faci acum?
- De c�te ori m� sun�.
827
00:44:46,852 --> 00:44:48,599
- Dar acum suntem la mas�!
- �tiu.
828
00:44:48,604 --> 00:44:52,136
Cum s� prind un post de antrenor
dac� ar�t a�a?
829
00:44:52,149 --> 00:44:53,689
Bine, dar stai jos.
830
00:44:53,692 --> 00:44:55,899
Nu, are dreptate,
las�-l s� fac� exerci�iile.
831
00:44:55,903 --> 00:44:57,599
Te sun� �i noaptea?
832
00:44:57,613 --> 00:44:59,445
Dac� nu le fac,
�mi trimit mai multe exerci�ii
833
00:44:59,448 --> 00:45:03,910
sau m� sun� la 2 diminea�a.
Nu v� uita�i la mine.
834
00:45:04,703 --> 00:45:07,188
La o lipsuc�ie te-ai g�ndit?
835
00:45:07,414 --> 00:45:09,975
N-ai nevoie de silicoane,
�i le d� el.
836
00:45:10,417 --> 00:45:11,999
- La naiba!
- Fir-ar!
837
00:45:12,002 --> 00:45:13,912
Nu, nu se poate!
838
00:45:13,921 --> 00:45:16,298
- Nu!
- Ana... Ana...
839
00:45:16,382 --> 00:45:17,966
I-ai v�rsat �i-n poal�.
840
00:45:18,050 --> 00:45:19,385
Era c�ma�a mea favorit�.
841
00:45:19,468 --> 00:45:22,245
- �mi pare r�u.
- C�ma�a mea favorit�.
842
00:45:22,346 --> 00:45:25,999
- Pune vin alb pe ea.
- Ba nu, ap� rece. Nu-�i face griji!
843
00:45:26,058 --> 00:45:28,599
- Hai �n buc�t�rie!
- Vine alb peste cel ro�u...
844
00:45:28,602 --> 00:45:30,938
- Nu-�i face griji.
- Cu vin alb dispar petele.
845
00:45:31,021 --> 00:45:33,732
Sau pune sare pe pete.
846
00:45:33,816 --> 00:45:34,897
La naiba, Alfonso!
847
00:45:34,900 --> 00:45:36,305
- �mi pare r�u.
- Calmeaz�-te!
848
00:45:36,318 --> 00:45:38,345
�mi pare r�u.
849
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:42,195
Ana, sincer...
850
00:45:43,367 --> 00:45:46,954
...50. Un antrenament u�or
�i-mi dau sufletul aici.
851
00:45:50,332 --> 00:45:51,999
Uite, un mesaj!
852
00:45:52,042 --> 00:45:53,419
- Ia s� vedem...
- Ce este?
853
00:45:53,502 --> 00:45:57,490
"Duminic� 6.
Reminder: Iva m�ine".
854
00:45:57,589 --> 00:45:59,132
Cine-i Iva?
855
00:46:00,092 --> 00:46:03,037
E vorba de taxa IVA, iubito.
O pl�tesc m�ine.
856
00:46:03,053 --> 00:46:04,913
Oh, la naiba!
857
00:46:10,352 --> 00:46:12,267
De ce nu mi-ai spus?
858
00:46:12,271 --> 00:46:14,773
- Ce anume?
- C� mergi la un terapeut.
859
00:46:14,857 --> 00:46:18,151
La dracu'...
Am �nceput de pu�in timp.
860
00:46:18,235 --> 00:46:20,995
- C�t de pu�in?
- 6 luni.
861
00:46:21,738 --> 00:46:24,991
- 6 luni �nseamn� pu�in?
- Nu te enerva.
862
00:46:25,075 --> 00:46:27,366
Nu m� enervez, dar tu nici
nu voiai s� auzi de terapie.
863
00:46:27,369 --> 00:46:30,571
- Acum vreau.
- De ce?
864
00:46:30,581 --> 00:46:33,584
�nc� mai cred c� e inutil�,
dar m� simt at�t de prost,
865
00:46:33,667 --> 00:46:35,919
�nc�t m� ajut� orice,
chiar �i ceva absurd.
866
00:46:36,003 --> 00:46:37,938
Mersi, iubitule,
�i eu te iubesc.
867
00:46:37,963 --> 00:46:40,128
Eva, tu ai insistat
s� facem terapie �n cuplu,
868
00:46:40,132 --> 00:46:42,673
dar eu cred c� e mai bine separat,
de asta nici nu �i-am spus.
869
00:46:42,676 --> 00:46:46,550
- Ba nu, terapia se face �n doi.
- Dar nu cu 2 speciali�ti �i un idiot.
870
00:46:46,555 --> 00:46:49,970
Pentru tine totul e o confruntare?
Crezi c� aici e vorba de un meci de tenis?
871
00:46:49,975 --> 00:46:52,390
Atunci invit�-�i prietenii
�i juc�m la dublu.
872
00:46:52,436 --> 00:46:56,936
Ai dreptate, eu transform
totul �ntr-o confruntare.
873
00:46:56,940 --> 00:46:59,693
Eu am dreptate?
Fantastic!
874
00:46:59,776 --> 00:47:03,147
Mereu mi-am dorit s� fiu �n v�rf,
din moment ce sunt complexat.
875
00:47:03,155 --> 00:47:05,610
- �i s� ai ultimul cuv�nt.
- Asta mi-a spus �i psihologul:
876
00:47:05,616 --> 00:47:08,570
Trebuie s� cedez.
�i a mai spus c�
877
00:47:08,577 --> 00:47:10,617
acele cupluri aflate
�ntr-un impas conjugal
878
00:47:10,621 --> 00:47:13,537
sunt cele �n care
unul dintre so�i face efortul
879
00:47:13,540 --> 00:47:15,080
de a da un pas �napoi.
880
00:47:15,083 --> 00:47:18,578
Prin urmare,
cuplul face un pas �nainte.
881
00:47:19,213 --> 00:47:20,881
- El �i-a spus asta?
- �ntocmai.
882
00:47:20,964 --> 00:47:23,634
A�adar, pentru
a face un pas �nainte
883
00:47:23,717 --> 00:47:25,435
tu trebuie s� dai �napoi.
884
00:47:25,552 --> 00:47:28,562
Nu r�de, e vorba de
un doctor din tagma ta.
885
00:47:28,764 --> 00:47:32,232
- Schimb�-�i c�ma�a.
- Nu-mi schimb c�ma�a.
886
00:47:35,896 --> 00:47:39,347
- �i o poz� pentru Pepe!
- Singurul care se poate relaxa.
887
00:47:39,358 --> 00:47:42,602
- De la Isabel.
- Aten�ie, nu e Lucia.
888
00:47:44,696 --> 00:47:48,530
- Arat�-ne, Pepe.
- Dracu' s� te ia!
889
00:47:48,534 --> 00:47:50,185
- Ce e?
- Ce poz� e?
890
00:47:50,244 --> 00:47:52,530
- Ce-ai primit?
- D�-mi s� v�d.
891
00:47:52,538 --> 00:47:54,826
Alfonso, vino s� vezi.
892
00:47:54,831 --> 00:47:57,543
- Pepe, omul meu!
- Nu �tiu...
893
00:47:57,751 --> 00:48:01,004
- "Scumpule..." Cine e?
- Al cui e telefonul?
894
00:48:01,088 --> 00:48:02,923
Al lui Pepe.
895
00:48:03,006 --> 00:48:05,998
- Studiezi anatomia?
- Mai degrab� ginecologia.
896
00:48:06,051 --> 00:48:08,300
- Ce-i asta?
- Nu e pentru voi, fetele.
897
00:48:08,303 --> 00:48:11,356
- D�-mi s� v�d!
- �i eu vreau s� v�d.
898
00:48:11,765 --> 00:48:13,970
Vou� vi se pare sexi
mizeria asta?
899
00:48:13,976 --> 00:48:16,845
Ce-i asta?
Picioarele ei sunt...
900
00:48:16,853 --> 00:48:19,439
Nu cumva trebuie
s� �ntorci imaginea?
901
00:48:20,065 --> 00:48:22,476
- Para�uta ta m� uime�te.
- Nu e o para�ut�.
902
00:48:22,484 --> 00:48:24,815
Am cunoscut-o la sal�.
903
00:48:24,820 --> 00:48:28,060
- �i face pilates.
- Sau vreu ritual satanic.
904
00:48:28,073 --> 00:48:31,150
- Antonio, tac�-�i fleanca.
- Recuperezi deja timpul pierdut.
905
00:48:31,159 --> 00:48:34,699
Un an f�r� s� �i-o tragi, iar acum
ai �i prieten� plus o contorsionist�!
906
00:48:34,705 --> 00:48:37,199
Nu �nseamn� nimic pentru mine,
e pe jum�tate nebun�.
907
00:48:37,207 --> 00:48:40,368
Mi-a c�zut stiloul!
Mi-a c�zut stiloul!
908
00:48:40,419 --> 00:48:42,580
Ce-i aia de pe fundul ei?
909
00:48:42,588 --> 00:48:45,290
- Ce-i acolo?
- Da, e un penis.
910
00:48:45,299 --> 00:48:48,380
Ce penis ca �sta ai mai v�zut tu?
E un �arpe.
911
00:48:48,385 --> 00:48:51,256
Un �arpe cu un m�r �n gur�.
912
00:48:51,263 --> 00:48:53,682
E un tatuaj tipic,
inspirat din Biblie.
913
00:48:53,765 --> 00:48:57,311
- Ce p�rere ai, profesore?
- Cineva joac� potul cel mare,
914
00:48:57,394 --> 00:49:00,463
�i are toate biletele
c�tig�toare.
915
00:49:00,564 --> 00:49:03,100
- Ai grij� cu telefonul.
- Nu m� c�lca pe nervi!
916
00:49:03,108 --> 00:49:04,721
E dezgust�tor!
917
00:49:04,735 --> 00:49:06,194
- Mesaj!
- Ce s-a-nt�mplat?
918
00:49:06,278 --> 00:49:07,154
Mesaj.
919
00:49:07,362 --> 00:49:09,985
- E�ti furios?
- E telefonul t�u.
920
00:49:09,990 --> 00:49:13,487
- Al meu?
- Da, al t�u.
921
00:49:13,493 --> 00:49:15,962
Ce e cu tonul �sta de apel?
922
00:49:18,206 --> 00:49:20,608
Probabil l-au setat copiii.
923
00:49:24,755 --> 00:49:27,381
- E Borja.
- Ce zice?
924
00:49:28,008 --> 00:49:29,051
"Ce mai faci?"
925
00:49:29,134 --> 00:49:30,886
Cine-i Borja?
926
00:49:30,969 --> 00:49:34,306
- Un tip de la serviciu.
- Nu-mi sun� cunoscut.
927
00:49:34,389 --> 00:49:39,396
Erai �n concediu de maternitate c�nd
s-a angajat. Un tip de treab�.
928
00:49:39,603 --> 00:49:43,298
- Nu-i r�spunzi?
- Nu. De ce?
929
00:49:43,315 --> 00:49:44,799
Doar �i-a scris.
930
00:49:44,816 --> 00:49:47,552
Sigur, r�spunde-i �n scris:
"Bine, sunt acas�".
931
00:49:47,694 --> 00:49:50,220
- Dar nu-i acas�.
- �ntocmai.
932
00:49:50,238 --> 00:49:53,228
Scrie-i: "Iau cina cu prietenii.
Te sun m�ine".
933
00:49:53,241 --> 00:49:55,772
Sigur, bine.
934
00:49:55,786 --> 00:49:58,178
- Nu, nu e bine.
- Nu?
935
00:49:58,205 --> 00:50:01,746
Nu. De ce trebuie s�-i scrie
unde se afl�?
936
00:50:01,750 --> 00:50:03,950
Da, de ce a� face-o?
937
00:50:03,960 --> 00:50:07,210
Nu mai exist� deloc intimitate.
938
00:50:07,214 --> 00:50:10,797
Pe vremuri, lumea �ntreba "Ce mai faci?",
acum �ntreab� "Unde e�ti?".
939
00:50:10,801 --> 00:50:12,700
Este insuportabil.
940
00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:15,175
Bine, dar el te-a �ntrebat
"Ce mai faci?".
941
00:50:15,180 --> 00:50:16,714
Asta-i important, la naiba!
942
00:50:16,723 --> 00:50:20,599
De ce trebuie s� fiu disponibil
tot timpul, pentru toat� lumea?
943
00:50:20,602 --> 00:50:23,101
Te sun �napoi c�nd am chef!
944
00:50:23,105 --> 00:50:26,354
Pe vremuri, aveam 10, maxim 20
contacte �n agend�.
945
00:50:26,358 --> 00:50:30,192
Acum, cu telefoanele astea
nenorocite, avem sute.
946
00:50:30,195 --> 00:50:33,029
�i dac� nu sun�m �n 5 minute,
respectivul se sup�r�.
947
00:50:33,031 --> 00:50:36,284
�i te repereaz� c�nd e�ti online.
948
00:50:36,368 --> 00:50:39,700
Toat� lumea �tie unde e�ti,
tot timpul.
949
00:50:39,705 --> 00:50:42,357
Mama, iubita, banca, toat�
lumea �i mai ales noaptea.
950
00:50:42,416 --> 00:50:44,330
"De ce erai online
la 5 diminea�a?"
951
00:50:44,334 --> 00:50:47,915
"De ce dracu-�i pas� �ie la ce or�
sunt eu online. Du-te dracului!"
952
00:50:47,921 --> 00:50:50,999
Nu mai putem continua a�a!
Ajunge!
953
00:50:59,015 --> 00:51:03,334
- Bine, nu-i r�spund.
- Bine! Nu-i r�spunde.
954
00:51:04,354 --> 00:51:06,981
Pe deasupra,
Borja �sta e de belea.
955
00:51:08,775 --> 00:51:10,999
Ai primit un email.
956
00:51:11,194 --> 00:51:15,214
- De la cine?
- De fric�, ai f�cut deja pe tine.
957
00:51:15,240 --> 00:51:17,717
Hai, cite�te-l cu voce tare!
958
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:20,780
- "Fenix Travel..."
- De la agen�ie.
959
00:51:20,787 --> 00:51:24,389
Sta�i s-auzi�i, v� d� pe spate.
Asculta�i...
960
00:51:24,791 --> 00:51:26,579
Te rog, cite�te emailul.
961
00:51:26,585 --> 00:51:29,125
Nu g�sesc "cite�teemail-ul"
printre contacte.
962
00:51:29,129 --> 00:51:31,500
E din cauza pronun�iei,
vorbe�te mai clar.
963
00:51:31,506 --> 00:51:33,590
- Mesaj pentru Ana.
- Nu, nu, nu!
964
00:51:33,592 --> 00:51:35,545
- De la cine?
- O clip�.
965
00:51:35,552 --> 00:51:38,220
Mai �nt�i termin�m cu Alfonso,
apoi trecem la Ana.
966
00:51:38,221 --> 00:51:41,720
Te rog, cite�te... emailul.
967
00:51:41,725 --> 00:51:45,517
Ave�i un email nou de la
Fenix Travel, primit la 10:33 p.m.
968
00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:47,640
Subiectul:
�edere �n Teruel.
969
00:51:47,647 --> 00:51:51,524
Stimate dle Ruiz, regret s� v� inform�m,
dar dup� c�ut�ri asidue,
970
00:51:51,526 --> 00:51:54,900
nu am g�sit nicio camer�
disponibil�, sub pre�ul de 100 euro,
971
00:51:54,905 --> 00:51:56,194
din cauza sezonului de v�rf.
972
00:51:56,198 --> 00:51:59,780
Am avea alte variante, dac�
cre�tem pre�ul. La revedere.
973
00:51:59,785 --> 00:52:01,740
Dar suntem lefteri.
974
00:52:01,745 --> 00:52:04,992
�n aceast� privin��
nu v� pot ajuta.
975
00:52:06,500 --> 00:52:10,578
Am o �ntrebare...
De ce ai solicitat o limit� de bani?
976
00:52:11,004 --> 00:52:12,586
Am cerut un buget.
977
00:52:12,589 --> 00:52:16,499
Dar cine a decis c� nu ne permitem
mai mult de 100 euro pe camer�?
978
00:52:16,510 --> 00:52:18,950
Dup� cum v�d eu lucrurile,
pe voi nu v� scot banii din cas�.
979
00:52:19,054 --> 00:52:22,804
- La cine te referi mai exact?
- C�te pu�in pentru fiecare.
980
00:52:22,808 --> 00:52:25,975
Pentru tine 100 euro �nseamn�
mult? Nu m� prosti �n fa��!
981
00:52:25,977 --> 00:52:28,645
- Nu e vorba de asta, Eduardo.
- Dac-am spus c� merg, �nseamn� c� am bani.
982
00:52:28,647 --> 00:52:31,563
Altfel, nu merg. Dar tu decizi
lucrurile �n numele meu
983
00:52:31,566 --> 00:52:33,773
pe un grup de rahat
de pe WhatsApp.
984
00:52:33,777 --> 00:52:36,945
Ca �i la fotbal. Cum se nume�te
grupul? "Toat� lumea, mai pu�in Edu"?
985
00:52:36,947 --> 00:52:39,948
- "S�-l salv�m pe Edu"?
- "Edu e o mare belea".
986
00:52:39,950 --> 00:52:42,407
Dac� vrei, sun la agen�ie �i
cer open bar, apartamente...
987
00:52:42,410 --> 00:52:44,910
- Piscin�, jacuzzi, pentru fiecare...
- Bine, gata.
988
00:52:44,913 --> 00:52:47,412
Eu am solicitat
un buget mai de criz�
989
00:52:47,415 --> 00:52:49,580
fiindc�, dac� v� aduce�i
aminte, sunt �omer.
990
00:52:49,584 --> 00:52:52,917
- Tu ai spus c� nu mergi.
- M-am r�zg�ndit. E vreo problem�?
991
00:52:52,921 --> 00:52:56,713
- Deci tu faci parte din grupul �sta mic?
- Din �sta, da. Nu �i din cel de fotbal.
992
00:52:56,716 --> 00:52:59,006
- "Fiindc� el are o prieten�..."
- Exact.
993
00:52:59,010 --> 00:53:02,550
Atunci ar trebui s-o aduci
pe Isabel, contorsionista.
994
00:53:02,556 --> 00:53:04,680
O s� te plesnesc,
�n puii mei.
995
00:53:04,683 --> 00:53:06,849
Hai s� vedem �i
mesajul primit de Ana.
996
00:53:06,852 --> 00:53:10,141
La naiba, nu te mai atinge
de telefoane.
997
00:53:10,146 --> 00:53:11,180
"Num�r necunoscut"
998
00:53:11,189 --> 00:53:13,493
Ia s� vedem...
999
00:53:16,736 --> 00:53:18,360
"Stimat� doamn� Garcia,"
1000
00:53:18,363 --> 00:53:21,070
"v� anun��m c� un loc tocmai
a devenit disponibil."
1001
00:53:21,074 --> 00:53:23,490
"Dac� r�spunde�i la acest mesaj
�n urm�toarele 24 de ore,"
1002
00:53:23,493 --> 00:53:26,700
"ve�i beneficia de
un discount de 15%." Minunat.
1003
00:53:26,705 --> 00:53:29,745
"Nu ezita�i s� ne contacta�i
pentru informa�ii suplimentare."
1004
00:53:29,749 --> 00:53:31,875
"Mul�umim c� ne-a�i ales."
1005
00:53:31,877 --> 00:53:34,991
"Casa Pensionarilor Los Alamos..."
1006
00:53:37,841 --> 00:53:39,997
Ce e cu locul �sta,
Los Alamos?
1007
00:53:40,510 --> 00:53:44,384
- Un azil?
- Nu. O re�edin��.
1008
00:53:44,389 --> 00:53:47,930
Deun�zi, am mers cu Maria, tipa
cu gemeni, s�-�i vad� mama.
1009
00:53:47,934 --> 00:53:50,225
Am v�zut loca�ia,
care-i foarte dr�gu��.
1010
00:53:50,228 --> 00:53:53,230
Le-am dat emailul meu, s�-mi trimit�
mai multe informa�ii. At�ta tot.
1011
00:53:53,273 --> 00:53:56,020
Azil pentru cine?
Pentru mama mea?
1012
00:53:56,026 --> 00:53:59,360
Nu e un azil,
mai degrab� un hotel de lux.
1013
00:53:59,362 --> 00:54:01,652
Mic dejunurile
sunt extraordinare:
1014
00:54:01,656 --> 00:54:04,155
ou�, �unc�, c�rna�i, suc natural...
1015
00:54:04,159 --> 00:54:07,033
Crezi c� e-n regul�
ca mie s� nu-mi spui nimic?
1016
00:54:07,037 --> 00:54:09,077
�tii ce,
pur �i simplu s-a-nt�mplat.
1017
00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:12,191
Uite, nici m�car
nu le-am salvat num�rul.
1018
00:54:14,794 --> 00:54:18,086
Asta e deja prea de tot.
Vrei s-o dai afar�?
1019
00:54:18,089 --> 00:54:20,840
Nu, Antonio!
Nu te mai ambala at�t!
1020
00:54:20,842 --> 00:54:23,550
Nu vreau s� dau afar� pe nimeni.
1021
00:54:23,553 --> 00:54:26,595
Biata femeie, �n situa�ia ei...
Dup� ce c� face totul pentru noi,
1022
00:54:26,598 --> 00:54:29,097
are grij� de copii,
de cas�, de absolut tot.
1023
00:54:29,100 --> 00:54:31,807
- Tocmai asta e problema.
- Ce problem�?
1024
00:54:31,811 --> 00:54:33,184
M� sufoc.
1025
00:54:33,188 --> 00:54:36,100
De c�nd s-a mutat cu noi,
pur �i simplu m� sufoc.
1026
00:54:36,149 --> 00:54:39,816
Ea decide totul. Totul!
Ce vedem la TV, cafeaua...
1027
00:54:39,819 --> 00:54:43,570
�i e mereu prin preajm�.
N-am mai fost singuri de un secol.
1028
00:54:43,573 --> 00:54:45,239
- Acum.
- Doar noi doi.
1029
00:54:45,241 --> 00:54:47,782
Suntem singuri chiar acum
1030
00:54:47,786 --> 00:54:49,955
fiindc� mama mea
are grij� de copii.
1031
00:54:50,038 --> 00:54:51,786
Nu vreau s� intru-n polemici.
1032
00:54:51,790 --> 00:54:54,539
- Ar fi bine s� n-o faci.
- Nu vreau s�-�i r�spund.
1033
00:54:54,542 --> 00:54:55,870
�mi pare r�u.
1034
00:54:55,877 --> 00:54:57,460
Vorbim acas�.
1035
00:54:57,462 --> 00:54:59,996
Ba nu, nu acas�, fiindc�
acolo e mama ta!
1036
00:55:01,216 --> 00:55:03,007
Eu chiar o plac pe soacra mea.
1037
00:55:03,009 --> 00:55:06,971
Dar dac� ar fi locuit cu noi...
1038
00:55:07,180 --> 00:55:08,720
- Mama mea?
- Da.
1039
00:55:08,723 --> 00:55:11,139
- A� da-o afar� �naintea ta.
- Vezi?
1040
00:55:11,142 --> 00:55:12,516
E adev�rat.
1041
00:55:12,519 --> 00:55:14,435
C�t e ceasul? Eclipsa!
1042
00:55:14,437 --> 00:55:16,980
- Am uitat complet de ea.
- Atunci s� ie�im pe teras�!
1043
00:55:16,982 --> 00:55:18,983
S� mergem!
1044
00:55:20,694 --> 00:55:22,150
E minunat�.
1045
00:55:22,153 --> 00:55:24,964
- Luna s�ngerie.
- Mai mare ca niciodat�.
1046
00:55:25,615 --> 00:55:26,900
La naiba, e imens�!
1047
00:55:26,908 --> 00:55:29,905
- Precum un vis.
- Sau un co�mar.
1048
00:55:29,911 --> 00:55:31,996
Cred c� maia�ii au f�cut
deja pe ei de fric�.
1049
00:55:31,997 --> 00:55:34,370
E�ti idiot, Pepe.
Tu nu crezi �n nimic?
1050
00:55:34,374 --> 00:55:36,206
�n ce-ar trebui s� cred?
1051
00:55:36,209 --> 00:55:40,160
Toate culturile avertizeaz� despre
pericolul unei eclipse precum asta.
1052
00:55:40,171 --> 00:55:42,420
Hai s� facem o poz�!
M� duc s�-mi iau telefonul.
1053
00:55:42,424 --> 00:55:44,630
Nu mai suport obsesia asta
pentru fotografiat orice.
1054
00:55:44,634 --> 00:55:47,969
- N-ar trebui s�-�i schimbi c�ma�a?
- Nu-mi dau jos c�ma�a asta!
1055
00:55:47,971 --> 00:55:49,846
- Haide�i, un selfie!
- Prinde �i luna.
1056
00:55:49,848 --> 00:55:52,141
Str�nge�i-v� la un loc.
1057
00:55:54,519 --> 00:55:56,060
- Haide...
- Z�mbi�i.
1058
00:55:56,062 --> 00:55:57,999
Asta e!
1059
00:55:59,107 --> 00:56:00,758
�nc� una...
1060
00:56:02,193 --> 00:56:03,610
Z�mbi�i!
1061
00:56:03,611 --> 00:56:05,321
Gata...
1062
00:56:07,949 --> 00:56:10,490
- N-a ie�it nimic.
- Ai ap�sat butonul gre�it.
1063
00:56:10,493 --> 00:56:12,117
Trebuia s� folose�ti blitz-ul.
1064
00:56:12,120 --> 00:56:14,870
Ba nu, noi n-am ie�it.
Nu ap�rem �n fotografie.
1065
00:56:14,873 --> 00:56:17,580
- D�-mi s� v�d...
- Luna e aici iar noi nu ap�rem.
1066
00:56:17,584 --> 00:56:20,834
Ai f�cut poza din gre�eal�,
�nainte s� ne str�ngem la un loc.
1067
00:56:20,837 --> 00:56:23,170
- Nu ai ap�sat pe buton.
- Nu sunt idioat�, bine?
1068
00:56:23,173 --> 00:56:25,380
- �tiu cum s� fac o poz�.
- S� mai facem una.
1069
00:56:25,383 --> 00:56:26,758
- �nc� una.
- Haide�i, �nc� una.
1070
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:28,311
A�a...
1071
00:56:29,262 --> 00:56:30,722
- Pepe...
- Las�-m�-n pace, Antonio.
1072
00:56:30,805 --> 00:56:31,890
- Las� capul jos.
- Sunte�i gata?
1073
00:56:31,973 --> 00:56:33,608
- Da.
- Gata.
1074
00:56:35,894 --> 00:56:38,101
"Mesaj de la Virilu' ".
1075
00:56:38,104 --> 00:56:40,145
- Cine-i Virilu'?
- Sergio, fostul meu iubit.
1076
00:56:40,148 --> 00:56:42,397
Tot nu ap�rem �n poz�.
1077
00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:45,585
Las� pozele. Ce vrea de la tine
fostul t�u iubit, s�mb�t� seara?
1078
00:56:45,653 --> 00:56:48,201
- Nu �tiu.
- Tu ce crezi?
1079
00:56:48,239 --> 00:56:51,615
Nu �n�eleg de ce l-ai salvat
�n agend� drept "Virilu' ".
1080
00:56:51,618 --> 00:56:54,195
- A�a a r�mas de c�nd eram �mpreun�.
- Atunci schimb�-i numele.
1081
00:56:54,204 --> 00:56:55,700
- Bine.
- E chiar a�a de greu?
1082
00:56:55,705 --> 00:56:59,164
Cu nume �i prenume.
Acum nu mai e Virilu' t�u.
1083
00:56:59,167 --> 00:57:00,540
- Bine.
- Este fostul ei iubit.
1084
00:57:00,543 --> 00:57:02,459
- �ntocmai.
- �i te deranjeaz�?
1085
00:57:02,462 --> 00:57:05,295
S� n-ai �ncredere �n fo�tii iubi�i.
Sunt ca japonezii, nu cedeaz� niciodat�.
1086
00:57:05,298 --> 00:57:08,215
- Dispari de aici.
- Precum maia�ii.
1087
00:57:08,218 --> 00:57:10,884
Pariez c� e un tip de treab�,
singur �n vreun bar, sictirit...
1088
00:57:10,887 --> 00:57:12,970
- A sim�it nevoia s-o sune.
- �mi dai voie?
1089
00:57:12,972 --> 00:57:14,724
Bine�n�eles.
1090
00:57:14,849 --> 00:57:16,991
Ce �tii tu?
1091
00:57:18,895 --> 00:57:20,730
"Eu...
1092
00:57:22,232 --> 00:57:24,150
Ce zice?
1093
00:57:26,027 --> 00:57:28,295
"Eu vreau s� �i-o trag".
1094
00:57:29,531 --> 00:57:32,030
- Poate e vina autocorectului de text.
- Du-te dracului!
1095
00:57:32,033 --> 00:57:34,407
Nu, iubi.
Nu e vina autocorectului.
1096
00:57:34,410 --> 00:57:37,327
- Po�i s�-mi explici de ce r�zi?
- Da, pot.
1097
00:57:37,330 --> 00:57:38,248
Atunci explic�-mi!
1098
00:57:38,331 --> 00:57:43,836
Sergio are o rela�ie.
Strict bazat� pe sex, �n�elegi?
1099
00:57:43,837 --> 00:57:46,880
Totul e o minciun�,
iar el o iube�te ca un c�ine.
1100
00:57:46,881 --> 00:57:48,965
De asta �i-a sunat veterinarul.
1101
00:57:48,967 --> 00:57:52,845
Sunt consultantul sentimental al
fostului iubit. De asta m� sun�.
1102
00:57:52,846 --> 00:57:55,555
- Ce naiba spui?
- Nu m� crezi?
1103
00:57:55,557 --> 00:57:59,182
- Nu.
- Scuze, dar pare cusut� cu a�� alb�.
1104
00:57:59,185 --> 00:58:01,154
Ba nu, sun� �ngrozitor.
1105
00:58:01,646 --> 00:58:05,266
Bine, uite cum facem...
Vino!
1106
00:58:05,775 --> 00:58:07,990
Haide, vino!
1107
00:58:10,238 --> 00:58:12,156
El ��i va explica totul.
1108
00:58:19,664 --> 00:58:21,957
Ascult�...
1109
00:58:28,965 --> 00:58:29,880
Blanca?
1110
00:58:29,883 --> 00:58:30,960
Da.
1111
00:58:30,967 --> 00:58:33,341
Bine c-ai sunat.
Am pus-o. Ce m� fac?
1112
00:58:33,344 --> 00:58:35,052
- Te-a sunat, nu?
- Ea m-a sunat.
1113
00:58:35,054 --> 00:58:36,180
Bine, �i?
1114
00:58:36,181 --> 00:58:38,849
- Mi-a cerut s� m� duc la ea.
- �i tu nu vrei s� mergi.
1115
00:58:38,850 --> 00:58:42,016
N-ar trebui s� merg,
dar vreau mult s� m� duc.
1116
00:58:42,020 --> 00:58:44,313
Bine, Virilule'...
Adic� Sergio...
1117
00:58:44,314 --> 00:58:47,315
- Poart�-te de parc� n-ai vrea.
- Blanca, nu pot.
1118
00:58:47,317 --> 00:58:50,735
M� g�ndesc �ncontinuu la ea,
m� �nnebune�te.
1119
00:58:50,737 --> 00:58:54,073
- M� simt prost.
- Dac� te duci, a�a va fi ve�nic.
1120
00:58:54,157 --> 00:58:56,618
Bine, mersi. �tiu,
mi-ai fost de mare ajutor.
1121
00:58:56,701 --> 00:58:59,162
Nu, mersi c� m� suni
oric�nd ai nevoie de ajutor.
1122
00:58:59,245 --> 00:59:02,498
- Deci, ai �n�eles cum pui problema?
- Da, �n regul�. Bine.
1123
00:59:02,582 --> 00:59:04,959
Prea bine. Ciao.
S� nu te duci la ea!
1124
00:59:05,043 --> 00:59:07,198
Nici vorb�.
Stai calm�.
1125
00:59:08,671 --> 00:59:10,102
Ai v�zut?
1126
00:59:10,131 --> 00:59:11,666
C�t de des v� vorbi�i?
1127
00:59:11,674 --> 00:59:13,927
Nu �tiu, de c�te ori
vrea s� i-o tra...
1128
00:59:14,010 --> 00:59:17,847
Bietul de el,
c�nd are "o criz�", m� sun�.
1129
00:59:18,348 --> 00:59:20,266
- Bietul de el?
- D�-i num�rul Evei.
1130
00:59:20,350 --> 00:59:21,434
Ea e psiholog.
1131
00:59:21,517 --> 00:59:24,411
- Sau ar putea s� se duc� la curve.
- Iubi...
1132
00:59:24,562 --> 00:59:26,457
S-a r�cit, haide�i �n cas�.
1133
00:59:26,481 --> 00:59:27,480
Str�ngem masa?
1134
00:59:27,482 --> 00:59:30,615
Da, urmeaz� desertul.
Pr�jitur� Tiramisu.
1135
00:59:30,693 --> 00:59:33,194
Dac� te deranjeaz�,
�i spun s� nu m� mai sune.
1136
00:59:33,196 --> 00:59:34,902
- Bine, spune-i asta.
- Gata, a�a fac.
1137
00:59:34,906 --> 00:59:37,834
Dar e prietenul t�u, nu?
De ce nu vorbe�ti cu el?
1138
00:59:37,869 --> 00:59:40,194
E minunat c� ai o asemenea
rela�ie cu el.
1139
00:59:40,203 --> 00:59:43,329
- Trebuie s� ai �ncredere �n ea.
- Am �ncredere �n ea.
1140
00:59:43,331 --> 00:59:46,832
Dar telefoanele astea despre regulat
m� calc� pe nervi. E chiar a�a de ciudat?
1141
00:59:46,834 --> 00:59:49,585
Nu Virilu' e �la
cu casa �n Teruel?
1142
00:59:49,587 --> 00:59:52,795
La naiba, d-asta e Blanca
�nnebunit� dup� trufe.
1143
00:59:52,799 --> 00:59:56,668
- Are vreo cas� �n Teruel?
- Nu fi prostu�.
1144
01:00:01,474 --> 01:00:03,349
- Ce s-a-nt�mplat?
- Las� telefoanele pe mas�.
1145
01:00:03,351 --> 01:00:06,102
Scuze, sunt obi�nuit
s�-l �in mereu �n m�n�.
1146
01:00:06,104 --> 01:00:09,340
Aten�ie! Reguli noi:
nu v� atinge�i de telefoane.
1147
01:00:09,941 --> 01:00:11,999
- Al cui e?
- Al lui Alfonso.
1148
01:00:13,111 --> 01:00:15,437
Dr�cia dracului!
1149
01:00:22,870 --> 01:00:24,620
Bun�, scumpo.
1150
01:00:24,622 --> 01:00:27,997
Bun�, tati.
Po�i vorbi?
1151
01:00:28,835 --> 01:00:30,583
Tati...
1152
01:00:30,586 --> 01:00:31,999
E urgent?
1153
01:00:32,005 --> 01:00:35,630
Este... Nu �tiu cum
s�-�i spun, dar...
1154
01:00:35,633 --> 01:00:38,592
P�rin�ii lui Nacho sunt
pleca�i weekend-ul �sta,
1155
01:00:38,594 --> 01:00:40,678
iar el mi-a cerut
s� r�m�n la el.
1156
01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:43,340
Adic�...
s� m� culc cu el.
1157
01:00:45,184 --> 01:00:48,737
Bine. Dar tu
ce vrei s� faci?
1158
01:00:49,355 --> 01:00:51,632
Eu? Nu �tiu.
1159
01:00:51,816 --> 01:00:55,818
Parc� a� vrea, dar nu
speram s� se-nt�mple a�a.
1160
01:00:55,820 --> 01:00:58,397
Adic� speram,
dar nu �n noaptea asta.
1161
01:00:58,406 --> 01:01:02,450
Dac�-l refuz, se va sim�i prost.
Insist� mult s-o facem.
1162
01:01:02,452 --> 01:01:04,785
- Ce s� fac, tati?
- Nu te culci cu el
1163
01:01:04,787 --> 01:01:07,957
fiindc� se va sim�i prost
dac� n-o faci. �sta nu e motiv.
1164
01:01:08,041 --> 01:01:10,459
O vei face atunci
c�nd vei dori.
1165
01:01:10,460 --> 01:01:12,375
Corect.
1166
01:01:12,378 --> 01:01:15,713
Prima dat� va fi o amintire
pe care o vei p�stra toat� via�a,
1167
01:01:15,715 --> 01:01:18,498
nu ceva cu care s� te lauzi
�n fa�a prietenelor.
1168
01:01:18,551 --> 01:01:21,677
Dac� crezi c�-�i vei aminti
mereu cu drag, de noaptea asta,
1169
01:01:21,679 --> 01:01:26,850
n-ai dec�t s-o faci.
Dar dac� nu e�ti sigur�,
1170
01:01:26,851 --> 01:01:29,394
dac� nu e�ti preg�tit�,
mai a�teapt�.
1171
01:01:29,395 --> 01:01:32,397
Ai destul timp �n fa��.
1172
01:01:33,399 --> 01:01:34,859
�tii ceva?
1173
01:01:34,942 --> 01:01:36,650
Ce anume?
1174
01:01:36,652 --> 01:01:37,902
Nu, nimic.
1175
01:01:37,904 --> 01:01:41,948
Ba nu, spune-mi, scumpo.
1176
01:01:41,949 --> 01:01:47,704
Azi, c�nd mi-ai dat prezervativele,
mi-a fost foarte ru�ine,
1177
01:01:47,705 --> 01:01:49,790
�nc�t �mi venea
s� intru-n p�m�nt.
1178
01:01:49,791 --> 01:01:54,894
Auzi, dar nu �i le-am dat
s� le folose�ti tocmai azi.
1179
01:01:55,380 --> 01:01:58,298
Parc� �i-ai dat seama
ce urma s� se-nt�mple.
1180
01:01:58,424 --> 01:02:01,259
Dac� e s� m� duc
acas� la Nacho,
1181
01:02:01,260 --> 01:02:05,055
- spune-i mamei c�-s la Susana, bine?
- De ce nu-i spui tu?
1182
01:02:05,056 --> 01:02:06,723
- S�-i spun ce?
- Adev�rul.
1183
01:02:06,724 --> 01:02:08,433
Glume�ti?
1184
01:02:08,434 --> 01:02:10,936
Trebuie s� vorbe�ti cu ea,
�i-am spus asta de mult timp.
1185
01:02:10,937 --> 01:02:13,687
Se sup�r� mereu pe mine.
Nu m� ascult� niciodat�.
1186
01:02:13,689 --> 01:02:16,733
�tii bine c� trebuie s-o prinzi
la momentul oportun.
1187
01:02:16,734 --> 01:02:19,069
Trebuie s� ai r�bdare.
1188
01:02:19,070 --> 01:02:21,999
Prea mult� r�bdare,
tati.
1189
01:02:22,156 --> 01:02:24,358
Te asigur c� va merita.
1190
01:02:24,450 --> 01:02:28,160
Tu o iube�ti at�t de mult,
�nc�t nu vezi c�t de c�poas� e.
1191
01:02:28,162 --> 01:02:30,829
Hei, ai grij� cum vorbe�ti!
1192
01:02:30,832 --> 01:02:34,373
Ei bine, trebuie s� �nchid.
Mul�umesc mult, tat�.
1193
01:02:34,377 --> 01:02:36,378
Sper ca totul s� fie bine.
1194
01:02:36,379 --> 01:02:37,913
Bine.
1195
01:02:38,131 --> 01:02:39,380
Te pup mult.
1196
01:02:39,382 --> 01:02:42,591
- La revedere, scumpo.
- Ciao.
1197
01:02:52,645 --> 01:02:54,588
Te-ai descurcat foarte bine.
1198
01:02:56,065 --> 01:02:59,793
Stra�nic, se pare c� terapia
chiar func�ioneaz�.
1199
01:03:00,820 --> 01:03:03,989
- Ai spus cuiva?
- Doar Anei.
1200
01:03:03,990 --> 01:03:06,241
Iar eu doar lui Blanca.
1201
01:03:07,243 --> 01:03:09,704
Mie mi-a spus Eduardo.
1202
01:03:12,123 --> 01:03:14,790
- Ei bine, mai vre�i tiramisu?
- Da.
1203
01:03:14,792 --> 01:03:17,627
- Tic�lo�ilor!
- Nu mai vreau.
1204
01:03:17,628 --> 01:03:20,180
- E foarte bun.
- E delicios.
1205
01:03:20,381 --> 01:03:24,298
- Cine mai vrea?
- Jum�tate de por�ie, dac� nu te superi.
1206
01:03:24,302 --> 01:03:26,219
�ie nu, te �ngra��.
1207
01:03:26,220 --> 01:03:29,691
- E foarte bun.
- Haide�i, suntem la o petrecere.
1208
01:03:30,850 --> 01:03:33,644
Nu spune�i?
Cine mai vrea?
1209
01:03:33,728 --> 01:03:35,520
Mama mea l-a f�cut.
1210
01:03:35,521 --> 01:03:38,648
- Serios?
- Voiam s� �ti�i.
1211
01:03:40,735 --> 01:03:42,110
NU R�SPUNZI?
1212
01:03:42,111 --> 01:03:45,030
- Mesaj.
- Iar Borja.
1213
01:03:45,031 --> 01:03:48,616
Bietul om,
e de belea r�u de tot.
1214
01:03:48,651 --> 01:03:52,202
- R�spunde-i.
- Da. �n regul�...
1215
01:03:57,543 --> 01:04:00,878
Iau... cina...
cu... ni�te prieteni.
1216
01:04:00,880 --> 01:04:02,632
Vorbim... m�ine.
1217
01:04:08,763 --> 01:04:11,181
S� vedem dac� �n�elege aluzia.
1218
01:04:13,059 --> 01:04:16,436
A r�spuns, "Boule".
Care-i faza cu el? E idiot?
1219
01:04:16,437 --> 01:04:18,605
Borja �sta �i permite cam multe.
1220
01:04:18,606 --> 01:04:22,734
Un idiot r�m�ne un idiot.
1221
01:04:30,493 --> 01:04:33,913
Vezi ce vrea.
R�spunde-i!
1222
01:04:37,291 --> 01:04:39,961
- R�spunde-i!
- Da. Sigur.
1223
01:04:47,927 --> 01:04:49,136
Alo?
1224
01:04:49,220 --> 01:04:52,555
Ce-i cu vocea asta candid�?
1225
01:04:52,557 --> 01:04:53,890
Nu m� p�c�le�ti.
1226
01:04:53,891 --> 01:04:57,477
Parc� erai bolnav?!
Nu aveai grip�?
1227
01:04:57,478 --> 01:05:01,615
De ce ai ie�it �n ora�?
De ce nu mi-ai spus?
1228
01:05:01,774 --> 01:05:05,777
Nu r�spunzi?
Sigur, nu �tii ce s� spui.
1229
01:05:05,778 --> 01:05:08,780
Problema ta e c� habar n-ai
ce vrei de la via��.
1230
01:05:08,781 --> 01:05:12,867
Asta-i buba ta. Adul�ii
iau decizii, �n�elegi?
1231
01:05:12,868 --> 01:05:16,413
Nu �i tu. Pretinzi c� e�ti bolnav
apoi ie�i �mpreun� cu prietenii t�i.
1232
01:05:16,414 --> 01:05:18,248
Adun�-te �i fii ferm
pe pozi�ii, m�car o dat�.
1233
01:05:18,249 --> 01:05:22,992
Hot�r�te-te dac�-�i
plac femeile sau b�rba�ii!
1234
01:05:24,046 --> 01:05:27,215
Hei, m� ascul�i?
1235
01:05:29,302 --> 01:05:32,178
Ia mai du-te dracului!
1236
01:05:47,862 --> 01:05:48,988
�n regul�...
1237
01:05:49,071 --> 01:05:53,366
V� explic pas cu pas, nu vreau
s� v� face�i o impresie gre�it�.
1238
01:05:53,576 --> 01:05:56,486
�sta e... Borja.
1239
01:05:57,246 --> 01:06:00,705
La serviciu, st� l�ng� mine,
zi de zi,
1240
01:06:00,708 --> 01:06:02,500
zi de zi �i iar zi de zi.
1241
01:06:02,501 --> 01:06:06,210
Bine�n�eles, mai st�m de vorb�.
Vrute �i nevrute.
1242
01:06:06,213 --> 01:06:10,466
Eu nu i-am dat niciun motiv,
dar el a�a e.
1243
01:06:10,468 --> 01:06:13,562
Adic� e homo.
1244
01:06:16,807 --> 01:06:18,970
Borja e homo.
1245
01:06:18,976 --> 01:06:23,096
�i bine�n�eles,
ce era logic,
1246
01:06:23,356 --> 01:06:27,141
bietului om i s-a pus
pata pe mine.
1247
01:06:27,860 --> 01:06:30,770
Asta-i tot ce era de povestit.
1248
01:06:39,080 --> 01:06:42,616
Acum nu sta�i mu�i,
ca ni�te dobitoace.
1249
01:06:42,708 --> 01:06:44,990
Iubito, spune ceva.
1250
01:06:45,544 --> 01:06:48,999
Eduardo, nu-i a�a de ciudat.
Spune-i!
1251
01:06:51,425 --> 01:06:54,095
Da, sigur...
1252
01:06:54,178 --> 01:06:56,763
Cineva care lucreaz� cu el...
1253
01:06:57,181 --> 01:06:59,055
este homo.
1254
01:06:59,058 --> 01:07:03,295
E homo, �n�elegi?
�sta-i adev�rul gol-golu�.
1255
01:07:06,440 --> 01:07:11,934
- A�i avut vreo rela�ie?
- Te-ai �icnit?
1256
01:07:12,613 --> 01:07:15,890
Ai vreo leg�tur� cu el?
1257
01:07:16,367 --> 01:07:18,611
Poftim? Cum a� putea?
1258
01:07:18,619 --> 01:07:20,993
S-a-ndr�gostit de mine,
1259
01:07:20,996 --> 01:07:23,740
e complet nebun,
m� urm�re�te peste tot.
1260
01:07:23,749 --> 01:07:26,910
Nu �tiu dac�-�i dai seama,
dar...
1261
01:07:26,919 --> 01:07:29,170
homosexualii cred c�
to�i sunt poponari.
1262
01:07:29,171 --> 01:07:32,381
�n afar� de faptul c� pui silicoane,
mai e�ti �i om de �tiin��, da?
1263
01:07:32,383 --> 01:07:34,435
Freud! Nenorocitul de Freud!
1264
01:07:34,552 --> 01:07:37,635
- �n�elegi ce vreau s� spun.
- �sta e mersul lucrurilor.
1265
01:07:37,638 --> 01:07:39,340
Alfonso are dreptate.
1266
01:07:39,348 --> 01:07:41,680
Vreau s� aflu dac� voi doi
a�i avut vreo aventur�.
1267
01:07:41,684 --> 01:07:45,250
E�ti obsedat�.
Nici vorb�! E�ti nebun�?
1268
01:07:45,271 --> 01:07:47,479
Iubito, uit�-te la mine.
1269
01:07:47,481 --> 01:07:51,480
Suntem �mpreun� de 15 ani,
avem 2 copii.
1270
01:07:51,485 --> 01:07:53,403
Ar trebui s� m� cuno�ti.
1271
01:07:53,446 --> 01:07:56,740
- Poate c� nu te cunosc a�a de bine.
- Nu m� prosti �n fa��!
1272
01:07:56,741 --> 01:07:59,998
Eu sunt, bine?
Sunt normal.
1273
01:08:00,077 --> 01:08:01,994
Cum a� putea fi unul
dintre cei care...?
1274
01:08:01,996 --> 01:08:05,664
Nu e nimic r�u �n problema asta.
Fiecare �tie ce face.
1275
01:08:05,666 --> 01:08:10,986
Pur �i simplu am alte gusturi,
�mi plac femeile.
1276
01:08:11,881 --> 01:08:15,380
�i nu toate femeile,
ci doar una.
1277
01:08:15,384 --> 01:08:18,303
Mai exact, so�ia mea.
1278
01:08:19,472 --> 01:08:23,017
Ana, cum s�-�i spun?
�ntre mine �i acest...
1279
01:08:23,559 --> 01:08:25,595
Borja...
1280
01:08:25,853 --> 01:08:32,001
�ntre mine �i Borja
nu-i nimic, la naiba!
1281
01:08:33,110 --> 01:08:35,069
E Borja.
1282
01:08:35,738 --> 01:08:37,996
Fir-ar s� fie!
1283
01:08:53,214 --> 01:08:55,931
Ce zice?
1284
01:08:58,010 --> 01:09:02,305
Zic� c�... da... ba nu,
zice c�...
1285
01:09:04,725 --> 01:09:07,976
cu exactitate...
1286
01:09:09,980 --> 01:09:12,706
zice...
1287
01:09:14,902 --> 01:09:18,320
"Mi-e dor de s�rut�rile tale".
1288
01:10:04,952 --> 01:10:08,963
Ana... Ana, ajunge!
Te rog.
1289
01:10:09,081 --> 01:10:14,879
Antonio, Antonio...
E�ti pederast?
1290
01:10:15,212 --> 01:10:17,664
Nu-i nimic r�u.
E-n regul�.
1291
01:10:17,673 --> 01:10:20,992
Prive�te �i partea pozitiv�...
1292
01:10:21,677 --> 01:10:24,195
Vrei s�-mi dai vinul?
1293
01:10:24,930 --> 01:10:29,476
- D�-mi vinul!
- Gata, e-n regul�.
1294
01:10:29,560 --> 01:10:32,680
Sunt bucuros. ��i spun eu,
m� bucur pentru tine. E�ti curajos.
1295
01:10:32,688 --> 01:10:34,690
�nceteaz�.
Gluma s-a sf�r�it.
1296
01:10:34,725 --> 01:10:37,650
E poponar!
1297
01:10:38,277 --> 01:10:40,360
Rahat! D�-mi drumul!
1298
01:10:40,362 --> 01:10:42,236
Ana, ajunge!
1299
01:10:42,239 --> 01:10:46,490
Care e partea pozitiv�
a acestui lucru?
1300
01:10:46,493 --> 01:10:48,827
1, nu exist� o alt� femeie.
1301
01:10:48,829 --> 01:10:51,330
2, nu pune la �ndoial�
rela�ia lui cu tine.
1302
01:10:51,332 --> 01:10:53,165
κi pune la �ndoial�
doar propria persoan�.
1303
01:10:53,167 --> 01:10:55,543
Blanca, scumpo, problema e
1304
01:10:55,544 --> 01:10:59,629
c� unui anume Borja �i e dor
de s�rut�rile so�ului meu.
1305
01:10:59,632 --> 01:11:01,166
Ai �n�eles?
1306
01:11:01,383 --> 01:11:02,964
Fir-ar s� fie...
1307
01:11:02,968 --> 01:11:07,138
�n ce rahat nenorocit am intrat
din cauza jocului �luia nenorocit.
1308
01:11:07,139 --> 01:11:10,140
- E u�or de explicat.
- Da, o s� le explic�m.
1309
01:11:10,142 --> 01:11:11,976
Exist� o explica�ie.
Vede�i voi...
1310
01:11:11,977 --> 01:11:14,227
Nu trebuie s� ne explici.
1311
01:11:14,229 --> 01:11:17,020
- E un mic am�nunt...
- Ce e cu tonul �la din vocea ta?
1312
01:11:17,024 --> 01:11:19,401
Nimic. N-am nimic.
Dar tu?
1313
01:11:19,610 --> 01:11:21,945
- Normal c� n-am nimic nici eu, pu�tiule.
- Atunci toat� lumea n-are nimic.
1314
01:11:21,946 --> 01:11:23,196
Las�-l s� vorbeasc�.
1315
01:11:23,197 --> 01:11:26,490
Dup� ce a t�cut 20 de ani,
normal c� �i e greu s� vorbeasc� acum.
1316
01:11:26,492 --> 01:11:28,867
Exist� o explica�ie.
V� rog s-o asculta�i.
1317
01:11:28,869 --> 01:11:32,250
Eu nu �n�eleg ceva.
1318
01:11:32,498 --> 01:11:36,334
E�ti �uc�rit c� sunt poponar
sau c� nu �i-am spus asta?
1319
01:11:36,335 --> 01:11:40,830
Sunt �uc�rit c� dup� 20 de ani
habar n-am cine dracu' e�ti.
1320
01:11:40,839 --> 01:11:42,994
Nu �tii cine este?
1321
01:11:43,467 --> 01:11:47,499
E Antonio,
ve�nicul t�u amic Antonio.
1322
01:11:47,554 --> 01:11:48,887
Nu s-a schimbat.
1323
01:11:48,889 --> 01:11:51,848
I-ai spus totul,
ai �mp�r�it totul cu el.
1324
01:11:51,850 --> 01:11:54,101
Am �mp�r�it totul cu el,
dar nu �i invers!
1325
01:11:54,103 --> 01:11:57,354
A omis s�-mi spun�
un mic detaliu.
1326
01:11:57,356 --> 01:11:59,607
S�-�i spun?
Cum vine asta?
1327
01:11:59,608 --> 01:12:03,236
Cum adic�? Am dormit �mpreun�,
am m�ncat din aceea�i farfurie,
1328
01:12:03,237 --> 01:12:04,777
am f�cut du� �mpreun�.
1329
01:12:04,780 --> 01:12:06,947
Dac� am un prieten homo,
a� vrea s� �tiu.
1330
01:12:06,949 --> 01:12:10,449
Atunci o s� m� hot�r�sc dac�-mi pas�,
dar vreau s� �tiu!
1331
01:12:10,452 --> 01:12:12,576
"O s� m� hot�r�sc dac�-mi pas�".
1332
01:12:12,579 --> 01:12:14,787
Tu te ascul�i?
��i dai seama ce spui?
1333
01:12:14,790 --> 01:12:16,580
��i dai seama ce n-ai spus?
1334
01:12:16,583 --> 01:12:19,750
Care-i problema ta
nenorocit� aici?
1335
01:12:19,753 --> 01:12:23,422
Poate spune ce vrea. Sau, la fel
de bine, s�-�i �in� pliscul.
1336
01:12:23,424 --> 01:12:26,343
Dac� asta vre�i cu to�ii,
am s� tac.
1337
01:12:26,427 --> 01:12:28,301
Eu sunt cel ciudat.
Sf�r�it de poveste.
1338
01:12:28,303 --> 01:12:32,507
De ce trebuie
s� fie cineva "ciudat" sau nu?
1339
01:12:32,808 --> 01:12:36,350
S-o l�s�m balt�.
Cine vrea gin tonic?
1340
01:12:36,353 --> 01:12:40,147
- De c�t timp sunte�i aman�i?
- La naiba, nu vei �nceta niciodat�.
1341
01:12:40,149 --> 01:12:43,593
Ana, te rog, nu realizezi
c� tevatura asta e absurd�?
1342
01:12:43,694 --> 01:12:46,195
De c�teva luni
nu te-ai mai atins de mine.
1343
01:12:46,196 --> 01:12:51,033
Eram sigur� c� ai o amant�,
vreo curvi�tin� ca a lui Pepe.
1344
01:12:51,035 --> 01:12:53,490
- F�r� sup�rare.
- Nicio problem�.
1345
01:12:53,495 --> 01:12:57,080
Cel pu�in ar fi avut o logic�,
ar fi explicat o mul�ime de lucruri...
1346
01:12:57,082 --> 01:12:58,455
Care lucruri, Ana?
1347
01:12:58,459 --> 01:13:01,878
- Asta e deja prea mult, Ana...
- Gura!
1348
01:13:02,379 --> 01:13:06,213
M-am s�turat s� v� tot lua�i
ap�rarea. L�sa�i-l s� vorbeasc�.
1349
01:13:06,216 --> 01:13:09,493
De c�t timp e�ti
cuplat cu Borja?
1350
01:13:09,595 --> 01:13:12,313
Nu vrei s�-mi spui?
1351
01:13:12,514 --> 01:13:14,999
De pu�in timp.
1352
01:13:20,606 --> 01:13:25,124
- �i c��i al�ii?
- C��i al�ii ce?
1353
01:13:25,694 --> 01:13:29,946
�i c��i "din �ia"
au mai fost �naintea lui?
1354
01:13:30,324 --> 01:13:32,700
- Niciunul.
- Ana, Borja e singurul.
1355
01:13:32,701 --> 01:13:34,827
Du-te dracului, p�c�liciule!
1356
01:13:34,828 --> 01:13:36,996
Ana, ajunge!
1357
01:13:37,706 --> 01:13:40,708
Gata! Te-ai dat
destul �n spectacol.
1358
01:13:40,709 --> 01:13:43,668
Plec�m! Ne cert�m
pe tema asta acas�.
1359
01:13:43,670 --> 01:13:47,548
Da, �n fa�a copiilor. Vom sta
unul l�ng� altul �i le vom spune:
1360
01:13:47,549 --> 01:13:49,717
"Tati are ceva foarte instructiv
s� v� spun�".
1361
01:13:49,718 --> 01:13:50,962
Ce chin nenorocit!
1362
01:13:50,969 --> 01:13:53,720
"Dar s� nu-i spune�i �nv���toarei
c� lui tati �i plac b�ie�ii,
1363
01:13:53,722 --> 01:13:56,890
fiindc� nu va mai putea
s� v� ia vreodat� de la �coal�".
1364
01:13:56,892 --> 01:13:59,627
- La naiba, asta a fost dur�.
- Ana, s� fii homo e un lucru,
1365
01:13:59,628 --> 01:14:01,662
- iar pederast e deja altceva.
- Las-o balt�!
1366
01:14:01,664 --> 01:14:04,855
Homo, pederast, comunist, jihadist,
pesederist... Altceva ce mai sunt?
1367
01:14:04,858 --> 01:14:09,821
- �mi da�i voie s� spun �i eu ceva?
- Nu acum. Taci!
1368
01:14:34,012 --> 01:14:35,302
Salut, Mario.
1369
01:14:35,305 --> 01:14:37,222
La naiba, nu m� suni?
1370
01:14:37,224 --> 01:14:39,685
Scuze, eram ocupat.
1371
01:14:39,768 --> 01:14:41,768
I-a pl�cut inelul?
1372
01:14:41,770 --> 01:14:42,979
Foarte mult.
1373
01:14:42,980 --> 01:14:45,231
I se potrive�te?
Dac� nu, f�r� probleme,
1374
01:14:45,232 --> 01:14:48,066
pute�i veni �mpreun�
�i �i modific inelul pe loc.
1375
01:14:48,068 --> 01:14:51,996
Nu, �i vine "precum o m�nu��".
1376
01:14:56,994 --> 01:14:59,287
Auzi, acum sunt pu�in ocupat.
1377
01:14:59,329 --> 01:15:02,791
Te-ai cramponat prea mult
pentru inelul �la.
1378
01:15:02,875 --> 01:15:07,837
- Vezi cum trebuie s� m� ascul�i?
- Exact. Acum trebuie s� �nchid...
1379
01:15:08,088 --> 01:15:12,191
Dar cerceii i-au pl�cut?
1380
01:15:14,303 --> 01:15:16,137
Edu?
1381
01:15:16,930 --> 01:15:18,380
Omule...
1382
01:15:18,390 --> 01:15:20,224
Da, sigur, da...
1383
01:15:20,225 --> 01:15:22,894
Nu prea pari convins.
1384
01:15:23,604 --> 01:15:24,770
Ne vedem �n cur�nd.
1385
01:15:24,771 --> 01:15:25,897
Edu...
1386
01:15:25,898 --> 01:15:28,466
Eu nu port cercei niciodat�.
1387
01:15:28,609 --> 01:15:32,777
De fapt, nici m�car
n-am g�uri �n urechi...
1388
01:15:38,452 --> 01:15:41,537
Cui i-au pl�cut cerceii?
1389
01:15:42,539 --> 01:15:45,215
Ajunge cu jocul �sta imbecil!
1390
01:15:45,250 --> 01:15:48,420
Vezi ce se �nt�mpl�?
Lucrurile s-au sucit.
1391
01:15:48,455 --> 01:15:51,505
Cuplurile se despart.
1392
01:15:52,049 --> 01:15:54,197
Plec�m, da?
1393
01:15:54,509 --> 01:15:58,553
E foarte t�rziu.
C�t e ora?
1394
01:16:04,895 --> 01:16:07,730
- De ce nu-i r�spunzi?
- E doar Lola.
1395
01:16:07,731 --> 01:16:11,234
- Atunci r�spunde-i Lolei!
- Dar va fi vorba despre tura mea.
1396
01:16:11,235 --> 01:16:14,746
- R�spunde-i!
- Blanca...
1397
01:16:15,656 --> 01:16:19,200
Blanca! Ce faci?
1398
01:16:19,201 --> 01:16:22,160
Blanca, te rog,
d�-mi telefonul.
1399
01:16:22,162 --> 01:16:24,662
Te rog, d�-mi telefonul
�la nenorocit!
1400
01:16:24,665 --> 01:16:28,834
Ce faci?
1401
01:16:29,253 --> 01:16:32,170
- D�-mi telefonul!
- Eduardo, scuze, sunt nervoas�.
1402
01:16:32,172 --> 01:16:35,424
Am cump�rat un test de la farmacie
�i nu-i �n�eleg semnifica�ia.
1403
01:16:35,425 --> 01:16:37,176
Ce �nseamn� o liniu�� ro�ie?
1404
01:16:37,177 --> 01:16:40,137
Cred c� e pozitiv,
dar pozitiv pentru cine?
1405
01:16:40,138 --> 01:16:43,683
- Nu �n�eleg.
- Nu... Blanca!
1406
01:16:48,021 --> 01:16:49,606
Blanca.
1407
01:16:50,649 --> 01:16:51,996
Blanca.
1408
01:16:52,109 --> 01:16:53,943
Blanca.
1409
01:16:54,736 --> 01:16:56,560
Deschide u�a, Blanca!
1410
01:16:56,571 --> 01:16:57,994
Pleac�!
1411
01:16:58,282 --> 01:17:00,075
Ce tic�los!
1412
01:17:00,158 --> 01:17:01,993
Ascult�-m�!
1413
01:17:03,370 --> 01:17:05,955
Blanca, te rog,
las�-m� s�-�i explic!
1414
01:17:07,958 --> 01:17:10,418
M� la�i s�-�i vorbesc?
1415
01:17:17,759 --> 01:17:21,050
Serios, n-a fost nimic.
Deschide, te rog.
1416
01:17:21,054 --> 01:17:22,389
Blanca! Blanquita!
1417
01:17:22,597 --> 01:17:23,722
Blanca! Rahat!
1418
01:17:23,724 --> 01:17:25,433
Taci!
1419
01:17:25,434 --> 01:17:29,395
A fost doar o noapte,
o prostie. Eram am�ndoi b�u�i...
1420
01:17:29,396 --> 01:17:32,231
Jur pe Dumnezeu...
1421
01:17:33,442 --> 01:17:34,940
Ce faci?
1422
01:17:34,943 --> 01:17:40,296
Exist� vreun moment al zilei c�nd
n-ai m�dularul �nfipt pe undeva?
1423
01:17:45,746 --> 01:17:49,790
De ce? Ne-o tragem zilnic,
chiar de mai multe ori pe zi
1424
01:17:49,791 --> 01:17:53,627
�i suntem foarte ferici�i.
De ce?!
1425
01:17:54,046 --> 01:17:56,250
De ce?
1426
01:17:56,256 --> 01:17:59,997
Suntem proasp�t c�s�tori�i.
Nu �n�eleg...
1427
01:18:00,469 --> 01:18:03,385
Blanca... ie�i afar�.
1428
01:18:03,388 --> 01:18:06,515
Nu face ditamai drama!
1429
01:18:06,516 --> 01:18:09,060
�ncearc� s� vezi
�i partea pozitiv�.
1430
01:18:22,908 --> 01:18:24,951
Porcule!
1431
01:18:34,711 --> 01:18:35,623
Blanca.
1432
01:18:35,629 --> 01:18:37,670
Nu meritam asta.
1433
01:18:37,672 --> 01:18:39,963
Nu fi melodramatic�!
1434
01:18:39,966 --> 01:18:41,550
Tic�losul!
Nemernicul!
1435
01:18:41,551 --> 01:18:44,220
Ai de g�nd s� te dai
�n spectacol acum?
1436
01:18:44,221 --> 01:18:46,698
Nu e o chestie at�t de grav�.
1437
01:19:01,154 --> 01:19:03,322
Ce s-a-nt�mplat?
1438
01:19:13,083 --> 01:19:15,751
Ai ceva s�-mi spui?
1439
01:19:18,797 --> 01:19:20,673
Nimic.
1440
01:19:29,724 --> 01:19:32,017
Blanca...
1441
01:19:42,320 --> 01:19:46,449
Un tip din agenda ta vrea s� �tie
dac� �i-ai dat jos chilo�eii.
1442
01:19:51,079 --> 01:19:53,581
Purtai chilo�ei?
1443
01:19:55,333 --> 01:19:58,420
�i-ai pus chilo�i?
1444
01:20:01,506 --> 01:20:05,590
- Cine naiba e Hugo?
- Nimeni.
1445
01:20:05,594 --> 01:20:08,880
Serios? Aici scrie "Hugo".
1446
01:20:08,889 --> 01:20:11,598
E un joc prostesc.
1447
01:20:11,600 --> 01:20:14,017
De c�nd joci tu
jocul �sta prostesc?
1448
01:20:14,019 --> 01:20:16,770
Nu-i nimic serios,
nici nu-l cunosc.
1449
01:20:16,771 --> 01:20:19,148
"Nici nu-l cunosc",
spune ea.
1450
01:20:19,149 --> 01:20:22,026
Nu l-am v�zut niciodat�,
doar ne scriem mesaje.
1451
01:20:22,027 --> 01:20:24,400
Ana, nu m� prosti.
1452
01:20:24,404 --> 01:20:27,071
- ��i jur, totul e virtual.
- Virtual? Du-te dracului!
1453
01:20:27,073 --> 01:20:29,992
A �nceput ca o prosteal�,
ne d�deam mesaje.
1454
01:20:30,368 --> 01:20:33,285
Serios? Apoi te-ai prostit
mai mult �i l-ai sunat.
1455
01:20:33,288 --> 01:20:37,700
- Ba nu. Hai s� mergem acas�.
- Unde acas�?
1456
01:20:37,709 --> 01:20:39,793
Care cas�?
1457
01:20:40,045 --> 01:20:42,505
Nu i-am auzit niciodat� vocea.
1458
01:20:42,506 --> 01:20:45,258
�i el e c�s�torit.
Ce s�-i spun?
1459
01:20:45,342 --> 01:20:49,053
Nu... Nu, nu.
Te rog, nu.
1460
01:20:49,054 --> 01:20:51,305
Te implor.
1461
01:20:51,348 --> 01:20:53,224
Alo?
1462
01:20:54,768 --> 01:20:56,894
Ana?
1463
01:21:00,524 --> 01:21:02,566
Salut, Hugo.
1464
01:21:02,567 --> 01:21:05,150
Bun�, Ana. Ce surpriz�!
1465
01:21:05,153 --> 01:21:06,613
Voiam s�-�i vorbesc.
1466
01:21:06,696 --> 01:21:08,445
Mul�umesc.
1467
01:21:08,448 --> 01:21:10,780
�i a� vrea s� te cunosc.
1468
01:21:10,784 --> 01:21:12,786
Dar ini�ial ai refuzat.
1469
01:21:12,869 --> 01:21:14,450
M-am r�zg�ndit.
1470
01:21:14,454 --> 01:21:18,080
Bine, ne putem �nt�lni. �n�elegi
c� �i eu �mi doresc acest lucru.
1471
01:21:18,083 --> 01:21:19,665
Ei bine, trebuie s� �nchid.
1472
01:21:19,668 --> 01:21:21,711
Ana? Ana?
1473
01:21:21,795 --> 01:21:22,750
Spune.
1474
01:21:22,754 --> 01:21:26,000
Ai o voce suav�,
diferit� de ce-mi imaginam eu.
1475
01:21:26,007 --> 01:21:27,048
La revedere, Hugo.
1476
01:21:27,050 --> 01:21:29,911
E dr�gu��, �mi place.
1477
01:21:30,804 --> 01:21:31,971
�mi place mult.
1478
01:21:31,972 --> 01:21:35,997
Dar vocea asta ��i place,
boule?
1479
01:21:36,434 --> 01:21:38,800
Gata!
N-o s� mai sune niciodat�.
1480
01:21:38,812 --> 01:21:40,437
�i asta cum schimb� lucrurile?
1481
01:21:40,438 --> 01:21:43,232
Care-i diferen�a dac� �i-o trage
la telefon sau �n persoan�?
1482
01:21:43,233 --> 01:21:46,527
�mi pare r�u s� �i-o spun,
dar nu e�ti �ndrept��it s�-mi �ii predici.
1483
01:21:46,528 --> 01:21:48,527
�n plus,
eu nu m-am culcat cu nimeni.
1484
01:21:48,530 --> 01:21:52,740
E�ti o zdrean��, Ana.
O zdrean�� �i o la��.
1485
01:21:52,742 --> 01:21:55,851
�i-o tragi prin telefon.
1486
01:21:55,870 --> 01:21:58,830
Singura problem� e s� nu pierzi semnalul
�nainte s�-�i dai drumul, nu?
1487
01:21:58,832 --> 01:22:03,210
Cu urm�torul o s� mi-o trag la hotel,
a�a admirabil, ca tine.
1488
01:22:03,211 --> 01:22:07,964
Barem atunci cineva
o s�-�i dea chilo�ii jos.
1489
01:22:08,717 --> 01:22:10,050
Plec.
1490
01:22:10,051 --> 01:22:11,801
Da, du-te.
A�a e corect.
1491
01:22:11,803 --> 01:22:15,540
Spune-le �i copiilor asta,
o s� li se par� genial.
1492
01:22:15,599 --> 01:22:19,392
Bag�-�i remarca asta-n fund!
Ba nu, scuze, acolo chiar ��i place.
1493
01:22:19,394 --> 01:22:22,520
- Stai pu�in.
- D�-mi drumul!
1494
01:22:22,522 --> 01:22:26,322
- Por�i chilo�i?
- Ce faci?
1495
01:22:26,526 --> 01:22:27,900
D�-mi drumul!
1496
01:22:27,902 --> 01:22:29,404
Nu spuneai c� totul era virtual?
1497
01:22:29,487 --> 01:22:31,323
- �i ce-�i pas�?
- Nu-mi pas�!
1498
01:22:31,406 --> 01:22:34,610
- Antonio, opre�te-te!
- Las�-m� s� v�d!
1499
01:22:34,618 --> 01:22:36,494
- Ba nu!
- Las�-m� s� v�d.
1500
01:22:36,578 --> 01:22:37,802
- Nu!
- Antonio...
1501
01:22:37,871 --> 01:22:39,910
- Las-o-n pace!
- D�-mi drumul!
1502
01:22:39,914 --> 01:22:44,468
Vreau s� v�d dac� poart� chilo�i!
Cred c� am acest drept!
1503
01:22:44,628 --> 01:22:46,687
Antonio, te rog!
1504
01:22:47,088 --> 01:22:49,590
- Las�-m� s�-i v�d!
- Ajunge, Antonio!
1505
01:22:49,591 --> 01:22:51,434
Unde fugi?
1506
01:22:51,676 --> 01:22:53,593
- Las�-m� s� v�d.
- Nu!
1507
01:22:53,595 --> 01:22:56,512
E�ti at�t de zdrean��
�nc�t nu por�i chilo�i?
1508
01:22:56,514 --> 01:22:59,642
D�-mi drumul!
Las�-m�-n pace!
1509
01:23:07,359 --> 01:23:08,905
Zdrean�o!
1510
01:23:08,943 --> 01:23:10,861
Ajunge!
1511
01:23:13,448 --> 01:23:16,075
Ce s-a-nt�mplat cu voi?
A�i �nnebunit?
1512
01:23:16,076 --> 01:23:21,037
Antonio,
dac-o mai atingi pe so�ia ta,
1513
01:23:22,999 --> 01:23:25,634
��i cr�p capul.
1514
01:23:28,672 --> 01:23:30,589
Mul�umit?
1515
01:23:42,769 --> 01:23:44,945
Ce e cu voi?
1516
01:24:08,211 --> 01:24:10,999
Doar un lucru v� mai spun...
1517
01:24:13,216 --> 01:24:17,535
Pentru informarea voastr�:
eu sunt poponarul.
1518
01:24:21,516 --> 01:24:24,977
R�spunde dracului la telefon,
huidum�.
1519
01:24:25,061 --> 01:24:29,245
- Poftim?
- Nu l-ai auzit?
1520
01:24:29,274 --> 01:24:30,773
Tu e�ti un bou.
1521
01:24:30,775 --> 01:24:33,190
Un bou? Nu. Un poponar.
1522
01:24:33,194 --> 01:24:34,775
Da.
1523
01:24:34,779 --> 01:24:37,400
Am spus-o corect? Poponar.
1524
01:24:37,407 --> 01:24:40,740
Fiindc� voi a�i spus-o
clar �i r�spicat.
1525
01:24:40,744 --> 01:24:43,910
A�i f�cut schimb de telefoane?
De ce?
1526
01:24:43,913 --> 01:24:46,148
�ntreab�-l pe el.
1527
01:24:47,500 --> 01:24:49,710
�i contorsionista?
1528
01:24:53,465 --> 01:24:54,672
Nu r�de!
1529
01:24:54,674 --> 01:24:57,760
Am jucat rolul homosexualului
pentru o secund�, dar mi-a ajuns.
1530
01:24:57,761 --> 01:25:01,345
A fost nasol de tot.
Mi-a�i scos peri albi, tic�lo�ilor!
1531
01:25:01,347 --> 01:25:04,180
A�i s�rit to�i pe mine: "Poponarule!".
Iar faza cu "idila"...
1532
01:25:04,184 --> 01:25:06,017
- Care era problema?
- Care era problema?!
1533
01:25:06,019 --> 01:25:09,520
Dac� sunt homo,
trebuie s� �i-o bag �n fund?
1534
01:25:09,522 --> 01:25:11,105
Nu e�ti genul meu, pu�tiule.
1535
01:25:11,107 --> 01:25:13,358
�i tu la fel:
1536
01:25:13,359 --> 01:25:15,527
"Eu nu sunt homo,
sunt normal".
1537
01:25:15,528 --> 01:25:17,738
Poftim?
Adic� eu nu sunt normal?
1538
01:25:17,739 --> 01:25:20,824
Pepe...
Gata, �mi pare r�u.
1539
01:25:20,825 --> 01:25:23,900
Conversa�ia asta e infect�.
E �nvechit� �i desuet�.
1540
01:25:23,912 --> 01:25:27,150
Acum exist� c�s�torii �ntre homo,
ba chiar �i adop�ii. Du-te dracului!
1541
01:25:27,156 --> 01:25:29,624
V� zbiera�i drepturile
c�t e ziulica de mare!
1542
01:25:29,626 --> 01:25:34,179
De ce crede�i c� m-au dat
afar� din �coal�?
1543
01:25:35,757 --> 01:25:39,675
- C� m-am �ngr�at 10 kile?
- Tic�lo�ii!
1544
01:25:39,677 --> 01:25:42,093
Fiindc� ei g�ndesc ca tine,
Eduardo.
1545
01:25:42,096 --> 01:25:46,760
Poponarii nu pot intra �ntr-o sal� de sport
f�r� s� nu �i-o bage �n fundul cuiva.
1546
01:25:46,768 --> 01:25:49,950
Dac� �sta e motivul, Pepe,
�i putem da �n judecat�.
1547
01:25:49,954 --> 01:25:52,947
Da, �n judecat�...
1548
01:25:53,066 --> 01:25:55,902
Nici m�car n-am avut curajul
s-o recunosc �n fa�a prietenilor
1549
01:25:55,985 --> 01:25:59,197
�i am s-o spun la tribunal,
s� m� vad� chiar mama mea.
1550
01:25:59,405 --> 01:26:02,191
Acum ne po�i face cuno�tin��
cu Borja �la, da?
1551
01:26:02,200 --> 01:26:04,450
Nici vorb�.
1552
01:26:04,452 --> 01:26:06,370
Nu suntem tipii cei r�i,
nu-i a�a?
1553
01:26:06,371 --> 01:26:09,582
Nu, nu sunte�i r�i.
1554
01:26:09,666 --> 01:26:11,543
Sunte�i tembeli,
dar nu sunte�i r�i deloc.
1555
01:26:11,626 --> 01:26:14,460
Nu-mi pas� de glumele
voastre ieftine,
1556
01:26:14,462 --> 01:26:16,670
dar l-ar putea jigni,
1557
01:26:16,673 --> 01:26:22,170
iar eu nu vreau s� se simt� prost.
�n�elege�i de ce?
1558
01:26:22,178 --> 01:26:25,763
Fiindc� sunt �ndr�gostit de el.
1559
01:26:28,393 --> 01:26:34,146
La naiba, a sunat foarte ciudat.
Vrea cineva whisky?
1560
01:26:35,024 --> 01:26:37,440
A plecat cu un taxi.
1561
01:26:37,443 --> 01:26:40,320
Am �ncercat s-o conving
s� r�m�n�, dar n-a fost chip.
1562
01:26:40,321 --> 01:26:43,524
Nici vorb�. A refuzat,
deci nu exist� cale de �mp�care.
1563
01:26:43,529 --> 01:26:46,860
Ce noapte de rahat!
1564
01:26:48,037 --> 01:26:50,664
M�car dac� am putea �ntoarce
timpul �napoi.
1565
01:26:51,708 --> 01:26:53,585
Poate c-aveai dreptate,
scumpo:
1566
01:26:53,668 --> 01:26:56,377
Ar fi trebuit s� ie�im �n ora�.
1567
01:26:56,379 --> 01:26:58,547
Da.
1568
01:27:04,846 --> 01:27:08,390
Jocul a fost minunat.
Vorbesc serios.
1569
01:27:08,391 --> 01:27:12,500
A l�murit majoritatea lucrurilor.
1570
01:27:12,520 --> 01:27:16,478
V� mul�umesc tuturor
c-a�i t�cut m�lc �i a�i g�ndit:
1571
01:27:16,482 --> 01:27:19,652
"Oh, biata fat�,
n-a pus m�na pe niciun iste�.
1572
01:27:19,736 --> 01:27:24,189
Iar nou� nu ne pas� c�tu�i de pu�in,
e prietenul nostru!"
1573
01:27:25,658 --> 01:27:28,252
Pute�i s� v� duce�i to�i dracului!
1574
01:27:43,176 --> 01:27:47,428
Poate c-ar trebui
s� pleci �i tu.
1575
01:27:48,014 --> 01:27:51,724
Dac� te mai v�d vreodat�,
te omor cu m�na mea.
1576
01:28:22,131 --> 01:28:24,591
M� duc s� m� culc.
1577
01:28:32,809 --> 01:28:35,726
- Noapte bun�.
- Noapte bun�.
1578
01:29:30,003 --> 01:29:35,681
Aceast� subtitrare e dedicat�
tuturor CIUMPALACILOR
1579
01:29:35,703 --> 01:29:40,381
care o posteaz� pe alte site-uri
de filme online sau de subtitr�ri,
1580
01:29:40,390 --> 01:29:45,181
DUP� ce �i �terg
�n prealabil autorul.
1581
01:29:45,200 --> 01:29:50,181
Mult succes �n continuare.
Capul face, capul (t)rage.
1582
01:31:41,706 --> 01:31:43,640
Te sim�i bine?
1583
01:31:51,257 --> 01:31:55,383
Credeam c-a�i plecat cu to�ii.
Nu �n�eleg.
1584
01:31:55,386 --> 01:31:59,806
- Poftim?
- Dac� vrei, putem pleca.
1585
01:32:01,225 --> 01:32:03,643
Nu poate fi aievea.
1586
01:32:04,812 --> 01:32:06,980
Nu se poate.
1587
01:32:09,483 --> 01:32:11,693
Haide�i s� juc�m jocul
�sta cu telefoanele.
1588
01:32:11,694 --> 01:32:14,196
Da, �nainte s� ne r�zg�ndim.
1589
01:32:18,910 --> 01:32:22,495
Pentru a face un pas �nainte,
trebuie s� dai �napoi, nu?
1590
01:32:22,496 --> 01:32:26,498
- Mai serve�te friptur�.
- Nu, sunt s�tul deja.
1591
01:32:26,500 --> 01:32:29,250
- Eu mai vreau, e delicioas�.
- Doar sosul e plin de calorii.
1592
01:32:29,253 --> 01:32:31,920
Pentru a arde calorille din friptur�
�i vin, trebuie s� alergi 3 ore.
1593
01:32:31,923 --> 01:32:34,840
3 ore irosite din via�a ta,
de parc� nici n-ar fi existat.
1594
01:32:34,842 --> 01:32:36,760
Chiar merit�?
1595
01:32:39,055 --> 01:32:43,640
Hei, lipse�te un telefon.
Eva... A�eaz�-�i-l pe mas�.
1596
01:32:43,643 --> 01:32:45,685
Pune-l acolo.
1597
01:32:47,271 --> 01:32:48,938
- Nu pot.
- Nu po�i?
1598
01:32:48,940 --> 01:32:49,940
Acum nu poate.
1599
01:32:49,941 --> 01:32:52,900
Voia cu ardoare s� joace,
iar acum spune c� nu mai poate.
1600
01:32:52,902 --> 01:32:54,360
Acum dai �nd�r�t?
1601
01:32:54,362 --> 01:32:58,673
�i-ai amintit c� ai ceva
compromi��tor �n telefon, nu?
1602
01:32:58,991 --> 01:33:02,116
L-am sc�pat... peste balcon.
1603
01:33:02,119 --> 01:33:04,410
- L-ai sc�pat?
- �n strad�?
1604
01:33:04,413 --> 01:33:06,580
- Biata de tine! �mi pare r�u.
- Dumnezeule...
1605
01:33:06,582 --> 01:33:09,665
- F�r� contacte, f�r� documente...
- N-ai un backup de rezerv�?
1606
01:33:09,669 --> 01:33:13,213
C�nd se-nt�mpl� chestii de genul
�sta, r�m�i cu degetul-n gur�.
1607
01:33:13,214 --> 01:33:15,465
Ai toate documentele salvate-n cloud,
iar apoi nu mai r�m�i cu nimic.
1608
01:33:15,466 --> 01:33:18,590
Dac� mi-a� pierde contactele,
a� comite un hara-kiri.
1609
01:33:18,594 --> 01:33:21,805
Nu-i nimic. ��i cumperi altul
cu punctele acumulate.
1610
01:33:21,806 --> 01:33:24,890
Dar acum cum mai juc�m?
1611
01:33:24,892 --> 01:33:27,434
Sf�r�itul jocului!
1612
01:33:27,436 --> 01:33:30,563
Prea bine, nu mai juc�m.
�sta era �i scopul: to�i sau niciunul.
1613
01:33:30,564 --> 01:33:34,150
- Asta a fost clar �nc� de la �nceput.
- Deci nu mai juc�m. Ce p�cat!
1614
01:33:34,151 --> 01:33:35,526
- Da.
- �ntr-adev�r.
1615
01:33:35,528 --> 01:33:37,947
Fiica mea are jocul "�.O.M.A.N.A.P.".
1616
01:33:38,155 --> 01:33:40,508
Se accept� "caracti�a"
pe post de animal de companie?
1617
01:33:40,510 --> 01:33:43,110
Dar "Pepe" se accept�?
1618
01:33:43,119 --> 01:33:47,789
Hei, nu te sup�ra fr��ioare
�i nu m� lovi.
1619
01:33:50,835 --> 01:33:52,160
O clip�.
1620
01:33:52,169 --> 01:33:54,545
- R�spund. R�spund.
- Da!
1621
01:33:54,547 --> 01:33:55,923
- Nu!
- Ba r�spund!
1622
01:33:56,007 --> 01:33:59,882
Ba nu, din acest moment, comuta�i
toate telefoanele pe "modul avion".
1623
01:33:59,885 --> 01:34:02,176
Gata cu telefoanele.
Vreau o cin� �n lini�te.
1624
01:34:02,179 --> 01:34:04,345
- Mie unul �mi convine.
- Cine e?
1625
01:34:04,348 --> 01:34:06,860
Num�r necunoscut.
1626
01:34:17,361 --> 01:34:19,404
- Iubito, te sim�i bine?
- Da.
1627
01:34:19,405 --> 01:34:22,283
Mi s-a p�rut foarte amuzant�
gluma cu caracati�a.
1628
01:34:22,366 --> 01:34:25,994
Te por�i ciudat.
Chiar te sim�i bine?
1629
01:34:26,454 --> 01:34:29,706
Mai bine ca niciodat�.
1630
01:34:30,458 --> 01:34:32,501
M� simt minunat.
1631
01:34:32,585 --> 01:34:34,961
Cred c� e din cauza eclipsei.
1632
01:34:35,629 --> 01:34:38,673
Da, cu siguran��.
1633
01:34:51,107 --> 01:35:06,159
COMPLET STR�INI
1634
01:35:11,507 --> 01:35:15,759
SF�R�IT
1635
01:35:16,842 --> 01:35:21,053
Traducerea �i adaptarea
Vlad (blitzard43@yahoo.com)� - 2018
1636
01:35:23,142 --> 01:35:28,053
Cinema Writers Circle Awards Nominee
for Best Director - �lex de la Iglesia 2018
1637
01:35:28,102 --> 01:35:33,053
Cinema Writers Circle Awards Nominee
for Best Actor - Eduard Fern�ndez 2018
1638
01:35:33,102 --> 01:35:38,053
Cinema Writers Circle Awards Nominee
for Best Adapted Screenplay - Jorge Guerricaechevarr�a & �lex de la Iglesia 2018
1639
01:35:38,102 --> 01:35:43,053
Fotogramas de Plata Awards Winner
for Best Movie Actress - Juana Acosta 2018
1640
01:35:43,102 --> 01:35:48,053
Fotogramas de Plata Awards Nominee
for Audience Award - Best Spanish Film - �lex de la Iglesia 2018
1641
01:35:48,102 --> 01:35:53,053
The Platino Awards for Iberoamerican Cinema Nominee
for Best Director - �lex de la Iglesia 2018
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