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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,193 --> 00:00:08,863 Traducerea �i adaptarea Vlad (blitzard43@yahoo.com)� - 2018 2 00:00:45,588 --> 00:00:47,549 Te rog, hai s� plec�m. 3 00:00:48,591 --> 00:00:50,976 Unde mi-e cureaua? 4 00:00:51,219 --> 00:00:54,180 - �n sertar. - Care din ele? 5 00:00:54,764 --> 00:00:57,896 - Cel obi�nuit. - Care din ele? 6 00:00:59,978 --> 00:01:01,994 Unde mi-e �nc�rc�torul? 7 00:01:02,856 --> 00:01:06,967 - Ai verificat �n baie? - Nu-i acolo. 8 00:01:07,110 --> 00:01:10,029 La naiba, �ntotdeauna �mi iei �nc�rc�torul... 9 00:01:10,488 --> 00:01:14,324 Am cump�rat o mul�ime. M-au costat mai mult dec�t telefonul. 10 00:01:15,368 --> 00:01:18,579 Probabil l-ai l�sat la birou. 11 00:01:19,122 --> 00:01:21,540 �ntreab-o pe maic�-ta. 12 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:39,768 Str�nge tot de aici! 13 00:01:39,851 --> 00:01:43,146 Javi, te bagi �n pat la 11, indiferent ce zice bunica. 14 00:01:43,229 --> 00:01:45,439 Nu vreau pretexte! 15 00:01:58,286 --> 00:02:01,498 �ine asta. Ai pupat-o pe Rosa de noapte bun�? 16 00:02:01,581 --> 00:02:02,457 Da. 17 00:02:02,540 --> 00:02:04,790 - Serios? - M� duc acum. 18 00:02:04,793 --> 00:02:08,462 - Mi-am uitat mobilul. - Gr�be�te-te, vom �nt�rzia. 19 00:02:35,824 --> 00:02:38,493 Da, dar... O clip�, lini�te�te-te. 20 00:02:38,576 --> 00:02:41,999 Prospectul men�ioneaz� dozajul. 21 00:02:43,331 --> 00:02:46,625 Da, h�rtiu�a aia din cutie. 22 00:02:46,835 --> 00:02:48,953 Da, depinde de m�rime. 23 00:02:49,295 --> 00:02:51,513 Sigur, fiindc� Cuqui... 24 00:02:51,756 --> 00:02:53,974 e de m�rime medie. 25 00:02:54,217 --> 00:02:56,260 Gata, �nceteaz�. 26 00:02:56,594 --> 00:02:58,471 Nu dvs, doamn�, vorbeam cu... 27 00:02:58,555 --> 00:03:01,766 ciob�nescul meu german. 28 00:03:01,850 --> 00:03:03,726 Da, nu vrea s� �nceteze. 29 00:03:03,810 --> 00:03:07,188 Se prinde cu labele �i se freac�. 30 00:03:07,272 --> 00:03:10,942 Da, toate animalele sunt a�a din cauza eclipsei. 31 00:03:12,735 --> 00:03:14,404 Clocote�te s�ngele �n ele. 32 00:03:14,487 --> 00:03:16,614 V� sun m�ine, bine? 33 00:03:16,698 --> 00:03:20,342 Gata, opre�te-te, vom �nt�rzia. 34 00:03:21,494 --> 00:03:24,796 E�ti un idiot. �tii bine asta, da? 35 00:03:44,559 --> 00:03:47,020 Ba nu, tu s�-mi spui unde mergi. 36 00:03:47,103 --> 00:03:49,063 �i-am spus, acas� la Susana. 37 00:03:49,147 --> 00:03:50,565 Sofia, te rog... 38 00:03:50,648 --> 00:03:52,358 Bine, n-ai dec�t s� nu m� crezi. 39 00:03:52,442 --> 00:03:54,319 - Te duci acas� la Nacho. - Ba nu! 40 00:03:54,402 --> 00:03:57,113 Dac� m� min�i, �ie ��i faci r�u, nu mie. 41 00:03:57,196 --> 00:04:00,116 Nu m� mai stresa, mam�. �i-am spus c� m� duc la Susana. 42 00:04:00,199 --> 00:04:03,286 Apoi ie�im �n ora� unde s-ar putea s� ne vedem �i cu Nacho. 43 00:04:03,369 --> 00:04:06,555 Iar astea pentru ce sunt? 44 00:04:06,873 --> 00:04:10,300 - Nu-s ale mele. - Erau �n rucsacul t�u. 45 00:04:10,585 --> 00:04:14,796 - Susana mi-a cerut s� i le �in. - M� crezi t�mpit�? 46 00:04:14,797 --> 00:04:17,880 �tii ceva? Dac�-mi cotrob�i prin lucruri 47 00:04:17,884 --> 00:04:20,902 �ie ��i faci r�u, nu mie. 48 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:24,974 M� �nnebune�ti de cap! 49 00:04:26,017 --> 00:04:28,143 "M� �nnebune�ti de cap!". 50 00:04:32,649 --> 00:04:35,384 PREG�TE�TE-TE: ASTA VA FI NOAPTEA TA 51 00:04:35,693 --> 00:04:36,961 Da, sigur. 52 00:04:37,278 --> 00:04:39,614 Fiic�-ta m� minte �ntr-una. 53 00:04:40,323 --> 00:04:42,075 - �i cerceii �ia? - Ce-i cu ei? 54 00:04:42,158 --> 00:04:43,284 Sunt noi. 55 00:04:43,368 --> 00:04:45,787 Da, mersi c� schimbi subiectul. Ai auzit ce-am spus? 56 00:04:45,870 --> 00:04:48,623 - Da, c� sunt noi. - Nu, despre fiica ta. 57 00:04:48,706 --> 00:04:51,667 - Ce s-a-nt�mplat cu ea? - M� minte! 58 00:04:51,709 --> 00:04:54,040 - Sigur, tu nu spui nimic. - Cum ar fi? 59 00:04:54,045 --> 00:04:56,920 Are 17 ani. M-ar �ngrijora dac� ar face invers. 60 00:04:56,923 --> 00:04:59,545 - �nc� se mai vede cu Nacho. - A�a, �i? 61 00:04:59,550 --> 00:05:01,925 - Nu-mi place. - Se pare c� ei �i place. 62 00:05:01,928 --> 00:05:04,594 La naiba, Alfonso, nici �ie nu-�i place. Recunoa�te! 63 00:05:04,597 --> 00:05:08,765 ��i mai aminte�ti c�nd p�rin�ii t�i erau �mpotriva rela�iei noastre? 64 00:05:08,768 --> 00:05:10,725 A folosit la ceva? 65 00:05:10,728 --> 00:05:13,480 Dac� nu s-ar fi �mpotrivit at�t, poate nici n-am fi r�mas �mpreun�. 66 00:05:13,481 --> 00:05:16,400 Da, trebuia s� ascul�i de p�rin�ii t�i. 67 00:05:16,401 --> 00:05:18,735 De ce nu �ncerci s� vorbe�ti cu ea f�r� s� v� certa�i? 68 00:05:18,736 --> 00:05:20,945 Nu �ncepe iar. 69 00:05:20,947 --> 00:05:23,240 Cu c�te adolescente ai f�cut terapie? 70 00:05:23,241 --> 00:05:25,408 - O mul�ime. - �i toate ��i sunt recunoasc�toare. 71 00:05:25,410 --> 00:05:28,245 - ��i trimit scrisori, flori... - S� nu exager�m! 72 00:05:28,246 --> 00:05:30,389 De ce nu �ncerci �i cu ea? 73 00:05:30,456 --> 00:05:32,660 - Nici vorb�. - De ce? 74 00:05:32,667 --> 00:05:36,460 E fiica mea, nu o pacient�! Te rog! 75 00:05:36,462 --> 00:05:38,996 Mereu v� contra�i. 76 00:05:40,049 --> 00:05:43,998 I-am g�sit un purcoi de prezervative �n rucsac. 77 00:05:44,012 --> 00:05:46,972 - Poftim? - Cum ai auzit... 78 00:05:47,473 --> 00:05:50,930 - I-ai cotrob�it prin lucruri? - Nu. 79 00:05:50,935 --> 00:05:53,197 C�utam o brichet�. 80 00:06:02,780 --> 00:06:05,440 De ce te-ai a�ezat �n spate? 81 00:06:05,450 --> 00:06:09,240 Iubitule, abia a�ezasem sticlele c�nd ai pornit ceasul �i ai demarat. 82 00:06:09,245 --> 00:06:10,495 Scuze, din obi�nui��. 83 00:06:10,496 --> 00:06:13,955 - Trec �n fa�� dac� opre�ti o secund�. - Las-o balt�. 84 00:06:13,958 --> 00:06:16,750 Pe etichet� scrie c� vinul este "bio...dinamic". 85 00:06:16,753 --> 00:06:20,380 - Ce-nseamn� asta? - Habar n-am. 86 00:06:20,381 --> 00:06:23,590 - Crezi c� e bun? - La c�t a costat... 87 00:06:23,593 --> 00:06:26,045 Ba nu, opre�te. Cump�r�m altul. 88 00:06:26,054 --> 00:06:28,136 - Uite un magazin de b�uturi... - Blanca, te rog, lini�te�te-te. 89 00:06:28,139 --> 00:06:30,473 E o simpl� cin� nu un examen, bine? 90 00:06:30,475 --> 00:06:34,102 Eva trebuie s� comenteze mereu �i nu suport asta. 91 00:06:34,103 --> 00:06:36,980 - Eva e... Eva. - Nu m� place. 92 00:06:36,981 --> 00:06:40,150 - Ba nu, a�a e ea. - Dar nu �i cu Ana. 93 00:06:40,151 --> 00:06:42,735 - Pe Ana o trateaz� altfel. - O cunoa�te pe Ana de o via��. 94 00:06:42,737 --> 00:06:46,655 A�a e, voi v� cunoa�te�i cu to�ii de mult timp. Eu sunt cea nou� din grup. 95 00:06:46,657 --> 00:06:49,282 "Cea nou� din grup"? Suntem c�s�tori�i de un an. 96 00:06:49,285 --> 00:06:51,369 Las-o balt�, iubitule. 97 00:06:56,709 --> 00:06:59,167 Po�i s-o duci pe Rosa la dentist, luni? 98 00:06:59,170 --> 00:07:01,997 - Luni? - Da, luni. 99 00:07:03,424 --> 00:07:06,710 O s� �ncerc s� plec mai devreme. 100 00:07:07,053 --> 00:07:08,510 Programarea e pentru ora 16. 101 00:07:08,513 --> 00:07:11,690 Dac� nu po�i, spune-mi acum, s-o rezolv eu. 102 00:07:12,308 --> 00:07:15,435 Dac� a� �ti, �i-a� spune. Voi afla �n scurt timp. 103 00:07:15,436 --> 00:07:19,289 Niciodat� nu �tii ce s� faci. 104 00:07:19,524 --> 00:07:21,310 Ba da, �tiu. 105 00:07:21,317 --> 00:07:24,400 Ba nu, nu �tii. Niciodat�. 106 00:07:24,403 --> 00:07:26,820 �tiu ce trebuie s� fac, scumpo. 107 00:07:26,823 --> 00:07:29,322 - De fapt, nu pot s� merg. - Nu po�i? 108 00:07:29,325 --> 00:07:32,825 - Asta ��i �i spuneam acum. - Atunci nu te duce. Las-o balt�! 109 00:07:32,829 --> 00:07:36,035 Voi face tot posibilul s-o duc la dentist, luni. 110 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:38,290 Asta te mul�ume�te? 111 00:07:45,174 --> 00:07:47,420 - Azi e lun� s�ngerie. - Poftim? 112 00:07:47,426 --> 00:07:49,675 A�a se nume�te c�nd luna se face ro�ie. 113 00:07:49,679 --> 00:07:52,635 Da, eclipsa... �tiu. 114 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:54,283 Se spune c� atunci oamenii o iau pe ar�tur�. 115 00:07:54,392 --> 00:07:57,995 Pentru asta n-avem nevoie de o eclips�. 116 00:08:02,567 --> 00:08:05,405 - Nu m� vor primi �n grupul lor. - Ce grup? 117 00:08:05,444 --> 00:08:08,444 Cel de pe WhatsApp: "Cin� �n grup". 118 00:08:08,447 --> 00:08:11,155 - Pe tine te-au ad�ugat, pe mine nu. - Bine�n�eles c� m-au ad�ugat. 119 00:08:11,159 --> 00:08:13,324 De ce te-ar fi ad�ugat �i pe tine? 120 00:08:13,327 --> 00:08:15,705 E doar pentru a face cuno�tin��, apoi participan�ii ies. 121 00:08:15,788 --> 00:08:18,457 Prime�ti mesaje toat� ziua. 122 00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:21,961 Uite, �i duc eu vinul biodinamic. 123 00:08:22,044 --> 00:08:25,173 �n felul �sta, Eva �mi va face mizerii numai mie. 124 00:08:25,256 --> 00:08:26,465 Mersi. 125 00:08:38,394 --> 00:08:40,479 - Bun� seara. - Bun� seara. 126 00:08:54,660 --> 00:08:57,288 Te rog s� nu mai mesteci cu gura deschis�. 127 00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:01,834 Gust�! 128 00:09:03,169 --> 00:09:05,546 - Au sosit. - Are nevoie de sare. 129 00:09:05,630 --> 00:09:07,715 Dar dac� pun prea mult�, iese prea s�rat�. 130 00:09:07,798 --> 00:09:09,717 Nu puteam merge la un restaurant? 131 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:12,470 Bine. Arunc mizeria asta �i comand�m pizza. 132 00:09:12,678 --> 00:09:15,189 - Vrei s� ne cert�m? - Deloc. 133 00:09:16,349 --> 00:09:17,975 - A sosit Pepe? - Nu �nc�. 134 00:09:18,059 --> 00:09:18,893 Bun�, Eva. 135 00:09:18,976 --> 00:09:20,269 Ce-i asta? 136 00:09:20,353 --> 00:09:21,687 Alfonso... 137 00:09:22,188 --> 00:09:24,148 Nu �nchide�i u�a, vin �i Edu �i Blanca. 138 00:09:24,232 --> 00:09:25,816 - Sofia a ie�it? - E �n camera ei. 139 00:09:25,900 --> 00:09:27,360 - M� duc s-o salut. - Nu! 140 00:09:27,443 --> 00:09:31,364 - N-am spus nimic. - Nu, Ana. Stai, a�teapt�. 141 00:09:31,447 --> 00:09:32,365 Stai, opre�te-te! 142 00:09:32,448 --> 00:09:34,700 - E�ti belicoas�? - Se nume�te terorism psihologic. 143 00:09:34,784 --> 00:09:37,787 - Bine, nu e momentul. - I-am g�sit prezervative �n rucsac. 144 00:09:37,870 --> 00:09:39,121 Poftim? 145 00:09:39,205 --> 00:09:41,631 Dac� pui prea mult�, iese prea s�rat�. 146 00:09:42,208 --> 00:09:44,752 - Hai, ie�i. Tu, primul! - D�-mi mie cutia. 147 00:09:47,964 --> 00:09:49,590 - Bun�. - Salut. 148 00:09:50,132 --> 00:09:51,175 Eva. 149 00:09:51,259 --> 00:09:52,510 Edu. 150 00:09:52,593 --> 00:09:54,997 - Bun�. - Blanca. 151 00:09:55,972 --> 00:09:57,430 E biodinamic. 152 00:09:57,431 --> 00:10:00,393 Biodinamic? �i �ie ��i place? 153 00:10:00,476 --> 00:10:03,061 Un vin din struguri strivi�i cu picioarele, care cost� o avere? 154 00:10:03,062 --> 00:10:05,398 �l ador. 155 00:10:07,733 --> 00:10:10,361 �l bag la frigider. Poate trebuie r�cit. 156 00:10:10,444 --> 00:10:11,487 Salut! 157 00:10:11,570 --> 00:10:12,446 - Bun�. - Salve! 158 00:10:12,530 --> 00:10:13,489 Unde-i Pepe? 159 00:10:13,572 --> 00:10:15,908 - E pe drum. - Chestia asta cu Pepe e nebuneasc�. 160 00:10:15,992 --> 00:10:17,910 Chiar se vede cu tipa aia? 161 00:10:17,994 --> 00:10:22,081 "Tipa aia" se nume�te Lucia. �i nu te mai purta precum un idiot, bine? 162 00:10:22,164 --> 00:10:23,374 F�r� prostioare. 163 00:10:23,457 --> 00:10:27,211 Dac� �n sf�r�it s-a decis, �nseamn� c� e extraordinar�. 164 00:10:27,295 --> 00:10:30,840 Dac� iese cu Pepe, nu poate fi at�t de extraordinar�. 165 00:10:30,923 --> 00:10:36,012 - Pepe e �nnebunit dup� ���e. - Se g�nde�te numai la ���e. 166 00:10:36,095 --> 00:10:38,970 - Exist� altceva mai important? - Bun� �ntrebare. 167 00:10:38,973 --> 00:10:40,966 �n�elegi? O minte obsedat� de un singur lucru. 168 00:10:40,970 --> 00:10:43,390 Doctore, prietenul meu �i apar� p�inea cea de toate zilele. 169 00:10:43,394 --> 00:10:45,599 Nu se pl�te�te doar cu botox aceast� pozi�ie. 170 00:10:45,604 --> 00:10:46,522 Mersi, Antonio. 171 00:10:46,605 --> 00:10:49,043 L-ai auzit? Nu-i obsesie, e profesie. 172 00:10:49,066 --> 00:10:51,520 Alfonso, am vrut s� spun c� 173 00:10:51,527 --> 00:10:53,440 e simplu s� te �ndr�goste�ti de cineva precum Pepe. 174 00:10:53,446 --> 00:10:56,570 - Da, e protector, afectuos... - �ntocmai. 175 00:10:56,574 --> 00:10:57,614 S� nu exager�m. 176 00:10:57,616 --> 00:10:58,440 Chestia asta cu "e simplu 177 00:10:58,441 --> 00:11:00,911 s� te �ndr�goste�ti de cineva precum Pepe"... 178 00:11:00,995 --> 00:11:03,456 - Ia-o mai u�urel, da? - Devine foarte gelos... 179 00:11:03,539 --> 00:11:05,891 Iubitule... 180 00:11:07,293 --> 00:11:11,179 Vi-l pute�i imagina s� apar� cu o bucat�? 181 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:16,407 - Cu o bucat�? - Da, o super bucat�. 182 00:11:16,469 --> 00:11:19,847 Ba nu, ar fi o nebunie s� apar� cu o MILF�, 183 00:11:19,930 --> 00:11:21,265 dar trecut� bine. 184 00:11:21,349 --> 00:11:23,434 - Cu cine? - Nu prea te ui�i la porno, nu? 185 00:11:23,517 --> 00:11:27,770 - "Mam� c�reia a� vrea s� i-o trag". - O m�mic� bun� de regulat. 186 00:11:28,272 --> 00:11:32,818 Foarte frumos. Te g�nde�ti s� regulezi mamele altor oameni? 187 00:11:33,527 --> 00:11:35,804 Incredibil. 188 00:11:36,864 --> 00:11:39,240 - Cine vrea pu�in 'biodinamic'? - Un strop. 189 00:11:39,283 --> 00:11:41,744 MILF e un termen de pe net, 190 00:11:41,827 --> 00:11:44,747 o t�mpenie comun� primit� pe WhatsApp. Am telefonul plin de faze din astea. 191 00:11:44,830 --> 00:11:47,539 E asemenea eclipsei. Oamenii vorbesc �ncontinuu despre asta. 192 00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:49,627 Am primit 3 mesaje pe WhatsApp 193 00:11:49,710 --> 00:11:51,962 �n care se zice c� e sf�r�itul p�m�ntului. 194 00:11:52,046 --> 00:11:53,923 L-ai primit pe �sta? 195 00:11:54,006 --> 00:11:56,096 - Da. - �i eu. 196 00:11:56,133 --> 00:11:57,927 - �i l-am mai trimis �i eu. - �ntocmai. 197 00:11:58,010 --> 00:11:59,845 Trebuie s�-�i pui o dorin�� �i s� retransmi�i mesajul. 198 00:11:59,929 --> 00:12:02,054 De eclips� �i se �ndeplinesc dorin�ele? Stra�nic! 199 00:12:02,056 --> 00:12:04,525 Desigur, la fel ca la luna plin�. 200 00:12:06,102 --> 00:12:08,562 - Despre ce e vorba? - Fi�i aten�i... 201 00:12:08,646 --> 00:12:11,992 S-ar putea s� v� par� ciudat, dar... 202 00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:15,903 unii oamenii... 203 00:12:15,986 --> 00:12:19,997 �i arat� fundul la lun� pentru a c�tiga bani. 204 00:12:22,451 --> 00:12:25,209 - P-asta n-o cred. - Jur, a�a face bunica mea. 205 00:12:25,287 --> 00:12:28,482 Se duce-n gr�din� �i-�i salt� rochia. 206 00:12:32,253 --> 00:12:34,002 A f�cut-o de fiecare lun� plin�, nu? 207 00:12:34,004 --> 00:12:37,993 Ea nu s-a-mbog��it, dar cel pu�in ei au r�s. 208 00:12:39,677 --> 00:12:41,967 M�car chestia asta e ceva mai modern�. 209 00:12:41,971 --> 00:12:44,723 ��i pui o dorin�� �i retrimi�i mesajul la 10 cunoscu�i. 210 00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:47,435 Doar dac� nu vrei invers fa�� de ce �i-ai dorit. 211 00:12:47,518 --> 00:12:49,924 Precum scrisorile �n lan� pe care le trimiteam c�nd eram mici. 212 00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:51,592 Aia chiar a fost de speriat. 213 00:12:51,605 --> 00:12:53,691 �mi petreceam toate serile scriind de m�n� scrisori. 214 00:12:53,774 --> 00:12:56,690 De asta mi-ai trimis mesajul �napoi. Nu �tiam c� e�ti at�t de supersti�ioas�. 215 00:12:56,694 --> 00:12:58,480 Nu sunt, era doar pentru orice eventualitate. 216 00:12:58,487 --> 00:13:01,123 - Da, pentru orice eventualitate. - Doar nu l-ai crezut?! 217 00:13:01,157 --> 00:13:03,781 Nu, dar �l trimit colegilor de la birou. O s� le plac� la nebunie. 218 00:13:03,784 --> 00:13:07,035 - Ce dorin�� �i-ai pus, Eva? - Dac� spun, nu se mai �ndepline�te. 219 00:13:07,037 --> 00:13:08,497 Mesajul nu spune a�a ceva. 220 00:13:08,581 --> 00:13:11,995 Mi-am dorit ca seara asta s� nu devin� o pacoste. 221 00:13:12,251 --> 00:13:13,569 Fir-ar s� fie... 222 00:13:14,712 --> 00:13:16,170 Suntem chiar at�t de plictisitori? 223 00:13:16,172 --> 00:13:20,048 N-a�i vrea s� se petreac� ceva ie�it din comun �n seara asta? 224 00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:22,678 Nu? Ceva diferit? 225 00:13:23,929 --> 00:13:26,415 �i dac� se petrece ceva r�u? 226 00:13:26,515 --> 00:13:29,018 Nimic mai nasol dec�t plictiseala, v� asigur eu. 227 00:13:29,101 --> 00:13:31,993 Mul�umesc mult, iubito. �i eu te iubesc. 228 00:13:32,396 --> 00:13:35,197 - Au sosit! - Bine, minunat. 229 00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:36,901 Alo? 230 00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:37,999 Ce-a spus? 231 00:13:38,027 --> 00:13:39,236 Urc�? 232 00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:41,822 C�nd ajung aici, s� nu v� holba�i ca pro�tii. 233 00:13:41,906 --> 00:13:44,999 Dac� vine cu o MILF�, o s� m� �uc�resc. 234 00:13:45,201 --> 00:13:46,585 Bine... 235 00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:48,871 Gata, t�ce�i! 236 00:13:48,954 --> 00:13:50,993 Alfonso, pentru numele Domnului... 237 00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:55,544 Sal'tare! 238 00:13:59,465 --> 00:14:02,395 - Ce s-a-nt�mplat? - Unde-i Lucia? 239 00:14:02,510 --> 00:14:05,379 Ah, Lucia. �i pare r�u, dar n-a putut s� vin�. 240 00:14:05,387 --> 00:14:08,470 S-a molipsit cu un virus, 241 00:14:08,474 --> 00:14:12,127 are toxinfec�ie alimentar�. Un dezastru. 242 00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:14,847 - Am adus vin. - E biodinamic? 243 00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:17,020 Nu, Marqu�s de Vargas. Maturat. 244 00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:18,608 A�a mai vii de acas�! 245 00:14:19,151 --> 00:14:20,733 Deci Lucia nu mai vine? 246 00:14:20,736 --> 00:14:22,610 E�ti prost? Nu �i-am spus c� e bolnav�? 247 00:14:22,613 --> 00:14:24,194 Ne doream tare mult s-o cunoa�tem. 248 00:14:24,198 --> 00:14:26,575 Da, �i ea dorea s� v� cunoasc�, 249 00:14:26,659 --> 00:14:29,661 dar, totodat�, n-a vrut s� v� molipseasc�. 250 00:14:30,955 --> 00:14:32,580 Pot s� intru sau trebuie s� plec? 251 00:14:32,581 --> 00:14:34,041 Hai, intr�. 252 00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:39,088 - P�cat c� n-a venit Lucia. - Da. 253 00:14:39,171 --> 00:14:41,715 - Foarte dr�gu�i cerceii. - Tu e�ti cel dr�gu�. 254 00:14:41,799 --> 00:14:44,418 - Ce s-a-nt�mplat, Pepe? - Cu cine? 255 00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:47,638 - Doar nu v-a�i desp�r�it!? - Nu, nici vorb�. 256 00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:50,683 - V-a�i certat? - E�ti dobitoc? Nu! 257 00:14:50,766 --> 00:14:53,686 Pepe, c��i ani ziceai c� are? 258 00:14:53,769 --> 00:14:56,355 - N-am spus, Antonito. - Serios? 259 00:14:56,438 --> 00:14:59,204 Da, n-am spus. E de v�rsta noastr�. 260 00:14:59,233 --> 00:15:00,926 Ahh! 261 00:15:03,571 --> 00:15:05,906 - Ce vrea s�-nsemne "Ah"? - Nimic. 262 00:15:05,990 --> 00:15:08,822 Am hot�r�t deja: f�r� comentarii de prost gust despre Lucia. 263 00:15:08,826 --> 00:15:11,662 - Nu e aici. - Dar eu sunt. 264 00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:15,416 Lucia e un nume minunat. Iar "Pepe �i Lucia" sun� grozav. 265 00:15:15,499 --> 00:15:18,252 Fir-a� a naibii! Am avut o c��ea pe nume Lucia! 266 00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:20,836 Spune-mi, e�ti �ndr�gostit? 267 00:15:20,838 --> 00:15:24,700 Nu �tiu. Cum ��i dai seama c� e�ti �ndr�gostit? 268 00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:27,634 - Tu m� �ntrebi pe mine? - Sigur. Tu e�ti experta. 269 00:15:27,636 --> 00:15:29,677 Trebuie c� �tii. Doar e�ti psiholoag�. 270 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:32,391 Dac� vorbe�ti cu ea 30 minute zilnic, e�ti �ndr�gostit. 271 00:15:32,474 --> 00:15:35,292 �n regul�. �i dac� vorbe�ti o or�? 272 00:15:35,853 --> 00:15:37,313 Tu chiar e�ti �ndr�gostit. 273 00:15:37,396 --> 00:15:40,924 Iar dac� nu vorbe�ti deloc, e�ti c�s�torit. 274 00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:43,860 Scuze, iubito, mi-ai servit-o la fileu. 275 00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:46,495 Nu-l b�ga �n seam�. 276 00:15:46,614 --> 00:15:48,115 Miroase stra�nic. Ce-ai g�tit? 277 00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:49,116 Trufe negre. 278 00:15:49,199 --> 00:15:52,244 Apropo de trufe, am ob�inut casa din Teruel? 279 00:15:52,328 --> 00:15:53,871 Nu, nu �nc�. 280 00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:57,791 Sunt delicioase. Ar trebui s� ne facem provizii serioase pentru iarn�. 281 00:15:57,875 --> 00:16:00,794 Ar fi ceva, magazinul de la parter le vinde cu 250 euro 282 00:16:00,878 --> 00:16:03,672 suta de grame. Iar unele sunt at�t de mari. 283 00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:06,003 - 2500 euro kilogramul? - Da, cam a�a ceva. 284 00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:08,660 - Un purcoi de bani. - Te cred. 285 00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:11,625 De ce n-am cultiva trufe �n La Pedriza? 286 00:16:11,639 --> 00:16:13,182 - Trufe? - Da. 287 00:16:13,265 --> 00:16:15,643 - �n La Pedriza? - Da, unde avem casa. 288 00:16:15,726 --> 00:16:17,895 Idiotule, trufele nu seam�n� cu ceapa. 289 00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:19,730 Cresc �n condi�ii speciale. 290 00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:22,316 Iar �n La Pedriza solul nu e propice. 291 00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:25,277 - Iarna, e verde. - Da, la fel ca �n Irlanda. 292 00:16:25,361 --> 00:16:29,196 - Altitudine 1000 metri. - E numai st�nc�. D�-mi farfurioara! 293 00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:32,409 ��i dai seama c� va fi prima noastr� vacan�� f�r� Clara �i Diego? 294 00:16:32,493 --> 00:16:35,162 - Mi se pare ciudat deja. - �i mie. 295 00:16:35,245 --> 00:16:37,831 Am vorbit deun�zi cu Clara. V� salut� pe to�i. 296 00:16:37,915 --> 00:16:39,208 - Ce mai face? - Imagina�i-v�... 297 00:16:39,291 --> 00:16:43,087 - S-a-ntors la p�rin�ii ei, �n Zaragoza. - �i copiii cu cine stau? 298 00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:45,506 Cu cine altcineva dec�t cu ea? Cu Diego? 299 00:16:45,589 --> 00:16:47,716 - Biata fat� e o epav�. - Vestea c� so�ul t�u 300 00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:51,261 are o amant� de v�rsta fiicei tale, ar zdruncina pe oricine. 301 00:16:51,345 --> 00:16:54,506 �mi pare r�u pentru ea. Va avea nevoie de timp s� treac� peste asta. 302 00:16:54,515 --> 00:16:57,810 50 ani, menopauz�, iar so�ul t�u �i-o trage cu o tineric�... 303 00:16:57,893 --> 00:17:01,305 - Voi �tia�i? - Normal c� b�rba�ii �tiau. 304 00:17:01,313 --> 00:17:03,065 - Nici vorb�. - Nu ne-a spus nimic. 305 00:17:03,148 --> 00:17:05,976 - Haide...! - Bine�n�eles c� �tiau. Te rog... 306 00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:08,821 Chiar dac� ne-ar fi zis, trebuia s�-i spunem �i ei? 307 00:17:08,904 --> 00:17:11,699 Dac� acela ��i este prieten, �i spui. 308 00:17:11,782 --> 00:17:14,201 Conform spuselor tale, chit c� �tiam sau nu, 309 00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:16,995 trebuia s�-i fi spus Clarei: "Hei, Diego �i-o trage 310 00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:19,231 cu o bun�ciune de 23 de ani..." 311 00:17:20,833 --> 00:17:22,793 - Deci era o bun�ciune. - La 23 de ani? 312 00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:25,546 Era doar un exemplu. 313 00:17:25,629 --> 00:17:27,715 - Nu sunt am�ndoi prietenii no�tri? - �ntocmai. 314 00:17:27,798 --> 00:17:29,758 Oricum am fi dat-o-n bar�. 315 00:17:29,842 --> 00:17:32,928 E cu 2 t�i�uri, fiindc� dac� vorbe�ti �i distrugi o familie, 316 00:17:33,011 --> 00:17:36,915 cine va fi vinovat? Ei? Nu, cel care a dat pe goarn�. 317 00:17:37,015 --> 00:17:40,585 Vreau s� l�murim un lucru. Dac� m� �n�eal�, anun�a�i-m�. 318 00:17:40,686 --> 00:17:44,398 Da, sigur ��i vor spune. κi p�zesc unul altuia spatele, 319 00:17:44,481 --> 00:17:46,150 nu vei afla niciodat� nimic de la ei. 320 00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:48,736 - To�i sunt la fel. - E o cauz� pierdut�. 321 00:17:48,819 --> 00:17:51,697 - Suntem prea diferi�i. - Precum un Mac vs. un PC. 322 00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:53,565 Iar noi ce suntem? 323 00:17:53,574 --> 00:17:55,534 - PC-urile. - Spectrum. 324 00:17:55,617 --> 00:17:59,578 Sunt ieftine, se viruseaz� imediat �i nu pot face mai multe lucruri simultan. 325 00:17:59,580 --> 00:18:03,292 La du�, Antonio ori c�nt�, se s�pune�te sau se �ncordeaz�. 326 00:18:04,001 --> 00:18:06,795 Iar femeile sunt precum Mac-urile: intuitive, rapide �i elegante. 327 00:18:06,879 --> 00:18:10,090 �i putem face o mul�ime de lucruri simultan. 328 00:18:10,174 --> 00:18:12,676 Sunt scumpe �i compatibile doar �ntre ele. 329 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:15,095 Iar Diego ce face? 330 00:18:15,179 --> 00:18:18,106 E cu o pu�toaic� de 23 de ani. Bietul de el, nu? 331 00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:20,225 Via�� de c�ine... 332 00:18:20,309 --> 00:18:23,479 Vorbesc serios. Imagina�i-vi-l pe Diego la un concert cu Justin Bieber 333 00:18:23,562 --> 00:18:27,065 sau cum ar bea pe strad� dintr-o pung� de la supermarket. 334 00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:28,192 De rahat! 335 00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:31,945 Ea e chitit� s�-i ia totul: casa, banii, ma�ina... 336 00:18:32,029 --> 00:18:34,323 - Nu exagera! - �ntreab�-l. 337 00:18:34,406 --> 00:18:36,700 La divor�ul t�u, �i tu ai r�mas lefter, nu? 338 00:18:36,784 --> 00:18:40,037 - Mie ce mi-ar putea lua? - To�i banii. 339 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:43,707 Care bani? Sunt doar un profesor de sport. Pe deasupra �i gras. 340 00:18:43,791 --> 00:18:46,301 Iar acum �i �omer. 341 00:18:46,919 --> 00:18:49,004 �n cel mai r�u caz, ea va trebui s�-mi dea bani. 342 00:18:49,087 --> 00:18:51,298 Sigur, f�r� copii totul e mult mai u�or. 343 00:18:51,381 --> 00:18:54,510 Oricum, mare ghinion. O familie distrus� de un mesaj. 344 00:18:54,593 --> 00:18:57,596 Ba nu, o familie distrus� de o putoare de 23 de ani. 345 00:18:57,679 --> 00:18:59,807 - Dar �i el e de vin�. - Bine�n�eles. 346 00:18:59,890 --> 00:19:02,542 Dac� Clara n-ar fi citit mesajul... 347 00:19:02,643 --> 00:19:04,728 Adic� e vina Clarei c� a citit mesajul. 348 00:19:04,812 --> 00:19:08,106 Nu spune asta. Trebuie s� fii atent �i s� �tergi mesajele. 349 00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:11,735 E primul lucru pe care-l faci c�nd ��i �n�eli so�ia. 350 00:19:11,819 --> 00:19:14,621 - Adic� a�a a� face eu. - Poftim? 351 00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:18,659 Era doar un exemplu. Nu trebuie �n�eles totul textual. 352 00:19:18,742 --> 00:19:21,905 Nu, nici vorb�. Adic� trebuie s� fii atent 353 00:19:21,912 --> 00:19:25,940 cu mesajele sau faptul c� e�ti dezgust�tor? 354 00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:28,985 �mi cer scuze, Blanca. 355 00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:36,343 Vreau s� spun c� de vin� e doar acest obiect. 356 00:19:36,426 --> 00:19:39,927 C�nd nu-l aveam prin preajm�, nu existau probleme. 357 00:19:39,930 --> 00:19:42,140 Ba nu, problema a fost dintotdeauna aici. 358 00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:44,448 - To�i b�rba�ii sunt ni�te porci. - Doamne Dumnezeule... 359 00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:47,521 - Nu e de vin� telefonul. - Bine, noi suntem porci. 360 00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:50,190 - Iar voi sunte�i c�lug�ri�e neprih�nite? - A�a te vreau, Antonio. 361 00:19:50,274 --> 00:19:52,276 Singurul lucru de care suntem siguri se afl� aici. 362 00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:54,360 Aici nu sunt parole. E un adev�rat seif. 363 00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:56,488 E adev�rat c� telefonul a schimbat totul. 364 00:19:56,572 --> 00:19:58,657 Acum unde ne sunt min�ile? Aici. 365 00:19:58,740 --> 00:20:00,909 �i-l l�s�m pe mas�, la �ndem�na oricui. 366 00:20:00,993 --> 00:20:02,993 Antonio nu mi-ar da niciodat� de voie bun� telefonul. 367 00:20:02,995 --> 00:20:05,500 - Poftim? - M-ai auzit bine. 368 00:20:05,539 --> 00:20:07,995 - Ce e? - Ia-l. 369 00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:09,960 Poftim! Care-i problema? 370 00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:12,287 Chiar �l iau, serios vorbind. 371 00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:14,723 Ajunge, Antonio! 372 00:20:14,798 --> 00:20:17,997 - �l iau, da? - Chiar te rog. 7272. 373 00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:20,220 Uite cum �i tremur� m�n�. 374 00:20:20,304 --> 00:20:23,498 - Exact. - E�ti alb ca varul. 375 00:20:23,515 --> 00:20:26,351 Ba nu. Vreau s�-mi iei telefonul. 376 00:20:26,435 --> 00:20:29,521 - Serios? - Da, dar mi-l dai pe al t�u. 377 00:20:29,605 --> 00:20:32,149 ��i spun ce vei g�si �n el: mesaje c�tre pediatru, 378 00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:35,984 de la sora ta fiindc� tu n-o suni niciodat�... Vrei s� continui? 379 00:20:35,986 --> 00:20:37,988 - Las-o balt�. - A�a ar fi mai bine. 380 00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:40,324 Tu i-ai da telefonul lui Eduardo? 381 00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:42,659 Bine�n�eles. Nici m�car n-am parol�. 382 00:20:42,743 --> 00:20:46,163 Nu m� b�ga�i �n asta, nu sunt genul gelos. 383 00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:49,406 Mai degrab� �i-ar �nghi�i telefonul dec�t s� mi-l dea. 384 00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:52,994 Bine�n�eles, �n calitate de psiholog ea �tie tot ce g�ndesc. 385 00:20:52,999 --> 00:20:54,129 E minunat�. 386 00:20:54,338 --> 00:20:57,790 Trecem direct la sup�rare, nici nu mai e nevoie de ceart�. 387 00:20:59,217 --> 00:21:01,553 Poftim, iubito, ��i apar�ine. 388 00:21:01,637 --> 00:21:05,474 Acum te g�nde�ti c� te contrazic �i c� e un gest inutil. 389 00:21:05,557 --> 00:21:08,894 Cam tot ce faci �n ultima vreme e inutil, iubitule. 390 00:21:08,977 --> 00:21:13,131 Ei bine, �ntr-o cas� de nebuni, secretele nu-�i au rostul, nu-i a�a? 391 00:21:13,190 --> 00:21:15,500 - Ba nu. - Nu? 392 00:21:24,368 --> 00:21:26,662 Cu siguran�� suntem plictisitori. 393 00:21:26,870 --> 00:21:28,664 Ce secrete crede�i c-am putea avea? 394 00:21:28,666 --> 00:21:31,750 Ne cunoa�tem �ntre noi ca pe ni�te cai breji. 395 00:21:36,838 --> 00:21:41,534 O clip�, am o idee. Haide�i s� juc�m un joc. 396 00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:48,999 L�sa�i-v� to�i telefoanele �n mijlocul mesei. 397 00:21:50,727 --> 00:21:53,580 - �i? - Pe toat� durata cinei, 398 00:21:54,022 --> 00:21:58,275 toate mesaje sms sau WhatsApps, apelurile primite 399 00:21:58,300 --> 00:22:03,999 le vom citi sau asculta cu to�ii, �mpreun�. 400 00:22:04,533 --> 00:22:07,076 Doar nu avem secrete, nu-i a�a? 401 00:22:14,918 --> 00:22:17,654 N-am nicio problem�. Uite-l pe al meu. 402 00:22:17,713 --> 00:22:19,923 - Ole! - Sigur, Pepe, e�ti curajos. 403 00:22:20,007 --> 00:22:22,092 Prietena ta e acas�, r�cit�. 404 00:22:22,175 --> 00:22:25,962 - A� fi f�cut-o oricum. - Blanca, ce �nseamn� asta? 405 00:22:25,971 --> 00:22:29,999 - Ne distr�m �i noi pu�in. - Nu v�d unde e distrac�ia aici. 406 00:22:31,184 --> 00:22:34,931 - Ai ceva de ascuns? - Eu, nu. 407 00:22:35,105 --> 00:22:37,107 Atunci pune telefonul jos. 408 00:22:37,691 --> 00:22:40,610 Crezi c� n-a� �ndr�zni? Ce m� calc� pe nervi e c� 409 00:22:40,694 --> 00:22:43,822 a� putea afla ceva ce nu vreau s� �tiu. 410 00:22:43,905 --> 00:22:45,532 E numai treaba ta dac�-�i faci de cap. 411 00:22:45,615 --> 00:22:49,992 Dac� mi-a� face, n-a� fi at�t de t�mpit� s� las dovezi �n telefon. 412 00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:54,532 N-am nicio problem�. 413 00:23:03,091 --> 00:23:05,135 Seam�n� cu "Adev�r sau provocare". 414 00:23:05,218 --> 00:23:08,055 V� aminti�i c�-l jucam c�nd eram tineri? 415 00:23:08,138 --> 00:23:10,807 Tot c�nd eram tineri ne �i masturbam �n mod constant. 416 00:23:10,891 --> 00:23:13,999 Iubi, nu fi pis�log, va fi amuzant. 417 00:23:14,061 --> 00:23:16,813 Sau ar trebui s�-mi fac griji? 418 00:23:18,774 --> 00:23:20,208 Deloc. 419 00:23:24,154 --> 00:23:26,758 Haide�i, voi chiar vorbi�i serios? 420 00:23:26,782 --> 00:23:30,702 Cred c� e de prost gust s� v� l�sa�i telefoanele pe mas�. 421 00:23:30,786 --> 00:23:32,577 �ntotdeauna Antonio �l pune cu fa�a-n jos. 422 00:23:32,579 --> 00:23:33,830 Poftim? 423 00:23:33,914 --> 00:23:35,499 A�a face. 424 00:23:36,041 --> 00:23:39,377 - Crezi c� nu te-am v�zut. - Din obi�nuin��. 425 00:23:39,461 --> 00:23:42,881 Nu i se zg�rie ecranul �i te cost� 150 euro s�-l repari? 426 00:23:42,964 --> 00:23:45,926 - E din titaniu. - �n magazinele chineze�ti cost� 50 euro. 427 00:23:46,009 --> 00:23:50,171 - Gata, haide�i s� ne zg�riem to�i ecranele. - Bine, gata. Uite... 428 00:23:50,222 --> 00:23:52,139 E�ti fericit�? 429 00:23:56,019 --> 00:23:57,954 La nebunie. 430 00:23:58,563 --> 00:24:00,248 Ei bine... 431 00:24:00,690 --> 00:24:02,951 acum nu mai e cale de �ntoarcere. 432 00:24:20,085 --> 00:24:22,193 La naiba! 433 00:24:25,924 --> 00:24:27,734 Ce-a fost asta? 434 00:24:47,445 --> 00:24:49,195 Eclipsa. 435 00:25:04,087 --> 00:25:07,424 Mi se pare mie sau toat� lumea a luat-o brusc razna? 436 00:25:07,507 --> 00:25:11,344 Ai for�at semaforul! E�ti nebun! E�ti idiot! 437 00:25:11,428 --> 00:25:13,554 Acolo se petrec des accidente. Semaforul se schimb� prea repede. 438 00:25:13,555 --> 00:25:16,099 Ma�inile se ciocnesc mereu... 439 00:25:16,183 --> 00:25:18,250 Am �nghe�at deja. 440 00:25:22,814 --> 00:25:26,651 Pune-�i ochelarii! Cine �i-a dat carnetul? 441 00:25:26,735 --> 00:25:29,613 Luna se face ro�ie. Nu ne uit�m la eclips�? 442 00:25:29,696 --> 00:25:32,824 Dureaz� c�teva ore. Ne uit�m mai t�rziu. 443 00:25:33,450 --> 00:25:35,911 Dac� m� sun� mama, eu nu-i r�spund. 444 00:25:35,994 --> 00:25:38,205 - E de rahat. - Eclipsa? 445 00:25:38,288 --> 00:25:42,167 Nu, jocul. Ne purt�m ca ni�te copii. 446 00:25:42,250 --> 00:25:44,727 La dracu'! 447 00:25:45,128 --> 00:25:48,340 - Cine le-a aranjat a�a? - Eu. Arat� mai frumos a�a, nu? 448 00:25:48,423 --> 00:25:52,080 La naiba, Blanca, m-ai speriat! Am crezut c-a fost un poltergeist. 449 00:25:52,093 --> 00:25:54,930 Ia s� vedem dac� am �n�eles regulile. Pot s� ridic oricare telefon? 450 00:25:55,013 --> 00:25:58,660 Da, dar doar dac� sun� sau prime�te vreun sms, WhatsApps... 451 00:25:58,683 --> 00:26:00,922 - Indiferent cine e la r�nd. - Exact. 452 00:26:00,936 --> 00:26:03,194 Precum ruleta ruseasc�? 453 00:26:04,898 --> 00:26:06,022 Dar Facebook? 454 00:26:06,024 --> 00:26:08,985 - Nu, f�r� Facebook. - De ce nu? 455 00:26:09,069 --> 00:26:11,488 Prea multe mesaje �i notific�ri. 456 00:26:11,571 --> 00:26:13,823 St�m pe telefoane toat� noaptea. 457 00:26:13,907 --> 00:26:15,450 F�r� "mod avion". 458 00:26:15,533 --> 00:26:18,245 �i nu merge dac� cineva mai are un al doilea telefon. 459 00:26:18,328 --> 00:26:21,993 Eva, e�ti �nveninat� �n seara asta. 460 00:26:22,874 --> 00:26:24,905 Mai dureaz� mult friptura de vi�el, iubitule? 461 00:26:24,906 --> 00:26:26,936 Minunat, friptur� de vi�el. 462 00:26:27,379 --> 00:26:29,297 Ne vedem mai t�rziu, da? 463 00:26:29,381 --> 00:26:30,997 Hopa, Sofia! 464 00:26:31,383 --> 00:26:32,717 Ia s� vedem ce vrea... 465 00:26:32,801 --> 00:26:34,511 E�ti foarte dr�gu��, Sofi. 466 00:26:34,594 --> 00:26:36,344 Doar a mo�tenit-o pe maic�-sa. 467 00:26:36,346 --> 00:26:38,306 Tati, vrei s� vii pu�in? 468 00:26:38,390 --> 00:26:40,600 - Ce dr�gu�! - S-a emo�ionat. 469 00:26:42,018 --> 00:26:44,187 Puteai saluta �i tu oamenii �tia. 470 00:26:46,189 --> 00:26:47,761 De ce nu i-ai salutat? 471 00:26:47,774 --> 00:26:49,859 Ai ceva bani la tine? 472 00:26:50,819 --> 00:26:51,945 Da. 473 00:26:56,950 --> 00:26:58,868 �mi torni �i mie? 474 00:26:58,952 --> 00:27:00,815 C��i ani are Sofi acum? 475 00:27:00,829 --> 00:27:02,789 - Face 17 �n iunie. - 17... 476 00:27:02,872 --> 00:27:06,134 �mi amintesc c�nd a f�cut 10 ani �n casa voastr� din C�diz, 477 00:27:06,293 --> 00:27:08,003 de parc� a fost ieri. 478 00:27:08,086 --> 00:27:09,087 Da. 479 00:27:09,170 --> 00:27:12,299 I-am cump�rat o pereche de bikini iar cum ea n-avea... 480 00:27:12,382 --> 00:27:14,092 - �nceteaz�. - ... �i c�deau mai mereu. 481 00:27:14,175 --> 00:27:15,927 - Bine. - Da, te-ai �nfuriat r�u de tot. 482 00:27:16,011 --> 00:27:18,993 Trebuie s�-�i aminte�ti numai de lucrurile oribile? 483 00:27:20,598 --> 00:27:21,933 Un mesaj! 484 00:27:24,936 --> 00:27:26,521 E al t�u, Edu. 485 00:27:28,023 --> 00:27:30,999 "T�njesc dup�... trupul t�u". 486 00:27:35,947 --> 00:27:38,825 - Am �nceput cu dreptul! - Iisuse Cristoase... 487 00:27:39,284 --> 00:27:40,685 De la cine e? 488 00:27:40,702 --> 00:27:42,912 Nu �tiu. Chiar nu �tiu. 489 00:27:42,996 --> 00:27:44,113 Eduardo... 490 00:27:44,122 --> 00:27:45,563 Nu �tiu, iubito. 491 00:27:45,582 --> 00:27:48,043 Nu m� lua cu "iubita". Cine t�nje�te dup� trupul t�u? 492 00:27:48,126 --> 00:27:51,421 Habar n-am cine dracu' a trimis mesajul �sta! 493 00:27:51,504 --> 00:27:53,531 Spune-mi! 494 00:27:56,926 --> 00:27:59,901 - Uite, acum te �i sun�. - Trebuie s� r�spunzi. 495 00:27:59,929 --> 00:28:03,458 - E acela�i num�r? - Trebuie s� r�spunzi, Edu. 496 00:28:03,558 --> 00:28:06,019 - Nu �tiu cine e. - R�spunde-i! 497 00:28:09,064 --> 00:28:10,732 Alo? 498 00:28:10,815 --> 00:28:12,775 - Ce e? - Nu-i nimeni. 499 00:28:12,859 --> 00:28:14,235 Mai �ntreab� o dat�. 500 00:28:14,319 --> 00:28:17,680 - �ntreab� cine e. - Cine e? Cine e? 501 00:28:17,739 --> 00:28:19,157 Alo? 502 00:28:23,912 --> 00:28:25,914 Boule! 503 00:28:28,083 --> 00:28:29,793 Cretinule! 504 00:28:29,876 --> 00:28:31,628 S� fi v�zut ce fa�� ai f�cut. 505 00:28:31,711 --> 00:28:35,090 - Tu e�ti chiar... - Spune-o: un dobitoc. 506 00:28:35,173 --> 00:28:38,218 E un idiot! Un idiot! 507 00:28:38,301 --> 00:28:40,136 - Haide... - Nu-i mare scofal�! 508 00:28:40,220 --> 00:28:42,997 - Tati, trebuie s� plec! - Dumnezeule! 509 00:28:43,139 --> 00:28:45,891 Scumpo, m�car ia-�i la revedere. 510 00:28:47,435 --> 00:28:48,645 Salut �i la revedere! 511 00:28:48,728 --> 00:28:50,995 Pa, Sofi, distrac�ie pl�cut�. 512 00:28:53,817 --> 00:28:55,676 - Pa. - Pa, Sofi. 513 00:28:57,612 --> 00:29:00,156 - Nu e �ntotdeauna a�a. - Uneori e mult mai dificil�. 514 00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:02,399 - Cred c�-i fermec�toare. - E minunat�. 515 00:29:02,409 --> 00:29:04,285 La v�rsta ei, e normal s� vrea s� ias� �n ora�. 516 00:29:04,369 --> 00:29:06,284 Ce �tii tu? N-ai copii. 517 00:29:06,287 --> 00:29:09,287 Dac� nu faci nebunii c�nd e�ti t�n�r, 518 00:29:09,290 --> 00:29:12,582 - vei ajunge un nebun la v�rsta de 40 ani. - Vorbe�ti din proprie experien��, Pepe? 519 00:29:12,585 --> 00:29:16,664 Eu nu �tiu dac� a� fi o mam� bun�. M� �nsp�im�nt� acest lucru. 520 00:29:17,132 --> 00:29:19,999 De ce? M�car a�i �ncercat? 521 00:29:20,593 --> 00:29:22,386 Se pare c� da. 522 00:29:22,971 --> 00:29:24,688 E minunat. 523 00:29:25,390 --> 00:29:28,143 - Pur �i simplu minunat. - Atunci s� bem �n cinstea lor. 524 00:29:28,226 --> 00:29:31,104 Nu avem pentru ce toasta deocamdat�. 525 00:29:31,187 --> 00:29:34,858 - Putem s�rb�tori orice, la naiba. - �ntocmai. 526 00:29:34,941 --> 00:29:38,544 Sincer, Ana, e�ti lipsit� complet de clas� �i elegan��. 527 00:29:38,987 --> 00:29:42,557 - N-ar fi trebuit s� spun asta? - Ba da, aici oricine poate spune orice. 528 00:29:42,574 --> 00:29:44,742 Bietul de tine, te-am f�cut s� te sim�i prost �n fa�a prietenilor. 529 00:29:44,826 --> 00:29:47,537 Era mai bine s� pretindem c� dup� 15 ani �nc� ne-o mai tragem zilnic. 530 00:29:47,620 --> 00:29:50,165 Cui �i pas� dac� ne-o tragem lunea, miercurea 531 00:29:50,248 --> 00:29:53,334 - sau de s�rb�toarea na�ional�? - Noi nu contoriz�m zilele... 532 00:29:53,418 --> 00:29:56,270 - Doar orele, nu-i a�a? - Iubi... 533 00:29:56,337 --> 00:29:58,884 �n s�n�tatea copiilor �i a sensului pe care-l dau vie�ilor noastre. 534 00:29:58,898 --> 00:30:00,633 - Ba nu, nu. - De ce? 535 00:30:00,717 --> 00:30:02,218 �i cei care n-au copii? 536 00:30:02,302 --> 00:30:05,138 Via�a nu are sens f�r� copii? 537 00:30:05,221 --> 00:30:07,849 - Scuze, dar n-o cred. - Atunci s� �nchin�m pentru eclips�. 538 00:30:07,932 --> 00:30:10,935 Persoanele de fa�� se exclud, dar pentru cuplurile plictisite 539 00:30:11,019 --> 00:30:14,772 apari�ia unui copil �nseamn� un salt disperat �nainte. 540 00:30:14,981 --> 00:30:17,775 - Copilul este un salt disperat �nainte? - Tot ce se poate: 541 00:30:17,817 --> 00:30:22,821 acel lucru care consolideaz� rela�ia �ntr-un cuplu blazat. 542 00:30:23,406 --> 00:30:25,691 Foarte bine, Pepe. Minunat spus. 543 00:30:25,742 --> 00:30:28,908 Nu-mi doresc un copil care s� readuc� rela�ia pe f�ga�ul normal. 544 00:30:28,912 --> 00:30:31,414 - Atunci de ce �i-ai dori unul? - Ei bine... 545 00:30:31,498 --> 00:30:35,613 pentru a des�v�r�i via�a �ntr-un cuplu, pentru a m� �mplini ca femeie... 546 00:30:35,627 --> 00:30:38,499 Exact. Iar un cuplu normal, dar f�r� copii, 547 00:30:38,505 --> 00:30:40,285 nu poate fi fericit? Asta vrei s� spui? 548 00:30:40,298 --> 00:30:43,756 �tia�i c�, �n medie, cuplurile f�r� copii sunt mult mai fericite? 549 00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:45,261 Grozav, iubito. 550 00:30:45,345 --> 00:30:48,550 Sigur, copiii sunt ca ni�te cle�ti, care te str�ng din toate p�r�ile. 551 00:30:48,556 --> 00:30:50,892 - Te-ai cherchelit deja. - ��i spun eu, 552 00:30:50,975 --> 00:30:54,437 cel mai bun lucru realizat �n via�a mea, e fiica mea. De departe. 553 00:30:54,521 --> 00:30:57,232 �i dac� ar fi fost dup� mine, am mai fi avut �i al�ii. 554 00:30:57,315 --> 00:30:59,776 C�nd o adorm pe Rosa, iar chipul ei micu� �mi spune 555 00:30:59,859 --> 00:31:03,279 "E�ti cea mai frumoas� m�mic� din lume", sunt cea mai fericit� femeie din lume. 556 00:31:03,363 --> 00:31:07,158 - S� toast�m pentru asta. - A�teapt� s� �mplineasc� 17 ani... 557 00:31:07,242 --> 00:31:08,993 Va traversa strada pentru ca prietenii ei s� n-o vad� �n preajma ta. 558 00:31:09,077 --> 00:31:11,492 Apoi, "cel mai bun lucru realizat �n via�a ta" 559 00:31:11,496 --> 00:31:14,199 te va face "cea mai fericit� femeie din lume". 560 00:31:16,042 --> 00:31:16,899 Primul apel! 561 00:31:16,999 --> 00:31:20,046 E al meu. E sora mea, Marta. S� r�spund? 562 00:31:20,129 --> 00:31:22,381 - Sigur. - Pepe, r�spunde-i. 563 00:31:23,049 --> 00:31:25,343 Pune-l pe speaker. 564 00:31:25,426 --> 00:31:26,469 Bun�, Marta. 565 00:31:26,553 --> 00:31:27,387 Salut. 566 00:31:27,470 --> 00:31:30,098 Ai grij� ce spui, e�ti pe speaker. 567 00:31:30,181 --> 00:31:31,891 - Nu e corect. - Pe speaker? 568 00:31:31,975 --> 00:31:34,644 - Nu e cinstit s�-i spui. - E�ti pe speaker. 569 00:31:34,727 --> 00:31:35,562 Scoate-m� de pe speaker. 570 00:31:35,645 --> 00:31:36,938 Nu, nu pot. 571 00:31:37,188 --> 00:31:39,732 - De ce nu po�i? - ��i explic mai t�rziu. Spune! 572 00:31:39,816 --> 00:31:41,442 - Salut tuturor. - Bun�, Marta. 573 00:31:41,526 --> 00:31:43,736 - Bun�. - Bun�, Martita. 574 00:31:43,820 --> 00:31:46,990 - Te sun mai t�rziu. - Nu, spune acum. Vorbe�te! 575 00:31:47,073 --> 00:31:48,032 Despre ce? 576 00:31:48,116 --> 00:31:50,368 E un fel de joc. ��i explic mai t�rziu. Vorbe�te! 577 00:31:50,451 --> 00:31:52,745 Despre ce ar trebui s� vorbim? 578 00:31:52,829 --> 00:31:55,540 Nu �tiu, tu m-ai sunat. 579 00:31:55,623 --> 00:31:58,835 Despre slujb�, chestii personale... Nu conteaz�, vorbim m�ine. 580 00:31:58,918 --> 00:32:02,213 Dac� e vorba despre slujba din Valencia, n-o voi accepta. 581 00:32:02,297 --> 00:32:05,198 - Bine, te sun m�ine. - La revedere. 582 00:32:06,175 --> 00:32:08,886 Nu e cinstit, Pepe. N-ai voie s� spui c� noi ascult�m. 583 00:32:08,970 --> 00:32:11,264 - Atunci nu mai are niciun sens. - �mi pare r�u. 584 00:32:11,347 --> 00:32:15,833 Scuze, nu eram preg�tit. �mi pare r�u. 585 00:32:16,769 --> 00:32:18,980 Ce e cu slujba din Valencia? 586 00:32:19,397 --> 00:32:22,817 Sora mea mi-a g�sit o slujb� la o �coal� particular�. 587 00:32:22,900 --> 00:32:26,734 - �i n-o accep�i? - Nu, e prea departe. 588 00:32:26,738 --> 00:32:29,032 Valencia e prea departe? Faci 2 ore cu trenul p�n� acolo. 589 00:32:29,115 --> 00:32:32,785 F� tu naveta Madrid-Valencia de 3 ori pe s�pt�m�n� �i mai vorbim. 590 00:32:32,869 --> 00:32:36,724 Dat fiind situa�ia actual�, nu prea po�i face mofturi. 591 00:32:36,748 --> 00:32:39,659 Nu po�i a�tepta s�-�i pice o slujb� din cer. 592 00:32:39,667 --> 00:32:44,888 Nu a�tept s�-mi cad� din cer, trimit CV-uri peste tot. 593 00:32:44,922 --> 00:32:47,491 De c�nd e�ti �omer? 594 00:32:50,178 --> 00:32:52,263 - De 4 luni. - De 4 luni? 595 00:32:52,347 --> 00:32:55,596 - La c�te interviuri ai fost? - Sunt la un interogatoriu? 596 00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:58,353 N-aveau niciun drept s� te concedieze. 597 00:32:58,436 --> 00:33:00,563 Dac�-i dai �n judecat�, vei c�tiga. 598 00:33:00,647 --> 00:33:02,357 Nu m-au concediat. 599 00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:04,901 - Nu mi-au prelungit contractul. - Nu conteaz�, 600 00:33:04,984 --> 00:33:06,986 era un contract part-time pe 10 ani. 601 00:33:07,070 --> 00:33:11,239 E ilegal. Nu pot face una ca asta. Ascult�-m�, am c�tiga f�r� probleme. 602 00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:13,534 Nu, am lucrat acolo �ntreaga mea via��. 603 00:33:13,618 --> 00:33:16,037 Exact. A�tep�i 3 luni �i te vor reangaja. 604 00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:18,789 - Procesul l-ar c�tiga �i un novice. - Nu, mul�umesc. 605 00:33:18,790 --> 00:33:20,541 �n plus, am nevoie de o schimbare. 606 00:33:20,625 --> 00:33:22,919 Cu pu�in calm, va ie�i soarele �i pe strada mea. 607 00:33:23,002 --> 00:33:26,297 "Cu pu�in calm", spui... Trebuie s� te pui �n mi�care. 608 00:33:26,381 --> 00:33:28,796 Ajunge cu jocul �sta de rahat! 609 00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:29,717 U�urel! 610 00:33:30,510 --> 00:33:32,512 Eu, de exemplu, nu m� opresc deloc. 611 00:33:32,595 --> 00:33:34,889 Normal, tu conduci un taxi. 612 00:33:34,972 --> 00:33:37,925 Mi-am scos licen�a de taximetrist la v�nzare. 613 00:33:38,267 --> 00:33:40,599 Ai scos-o la v�nzare? 614 00:33:40,645 --> 00:33:43,372 �ncerc marea cu degetul, s� v�d c�t mi se ofer�. 615 00:33:43,815 --> 00:33:45,396 �i nu aveai de g�nd s�-mi spui? 616 00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:47,652 - Ba da. - C�nd? 617 00:33:47,735 --> 00:33:50,071 Scumpo, e doar o idee. 618 00:33:50,446 --> 00:33:54,117 Uber, Car2go, Cabify, v� sun� cunoscut? 619 00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:57,078 Peste un an, taxiurile clasice vor disp�rea. Maxim 2 ani. 620 00:33:57,161 --> 00:33:59,706 Trebuie s� prive�ti �nainte, Pepe, spre viitor. 621 00:33:59,789 --> 00:34:02,583 Precum afacerea cu �igarete electronice pornit� de el. 622 00:34:02,667 --> 00:34:05,920 Asta-i altceva, a trebuit s� �nfrunt influen�a produc�torilor de tutun. 623 00:34:06,003 --> 00:34:08,589 - Ei joac� foarte dur. - Are dreptate. 624 00:34:08,673 --> 00:34:11,092 Ei au finan�iat gherilele din Nicaragua. 625 00:34:11,175 --> 00:34:13,469 Sau afacerea cu Yorkshire terrieri. 626 00:34:13,553 --> 00:34:16,472 - N-a fost vina mea. - Nu, to�i erau clien�ii mei. 627 00:34:16,556 --> 00:34:18,182 A fost jenant. 628 00:34:18,266 --> 00:34:22,850 - �i �nc� ai r�mas cu el? - Da. Incredibil, nu? 629 00:34:22,854 --> 00:34:24,721 Cu siguran��. 630 00:34:25,732 --> 00:34:27,858 Cu cine altcineva, nu? 631 00:34:29,485 --> 00:34:30,919 Un apel. 632 00:34:31,779 --> 00:34:33,213 Tat�l meu! 633 00:34:33,948 --> 00:34:36,242 - Face�i lini�te. - Da. 634 00:34:37,285 --> 00:34:39,286 - Pune-l pe speaker. - Da. 635 00:34:39,829 --> 00:34:40,947 Bun�, tati. 636 00:34:40,955 --> 00:34:43,100 Bun�, scumpo. Ce mai faci? 637 00:34:43,124 --> 00:34:45,665 Bine. Lu�m cina cu ni�te prieteni. 638 00:34:45,668 --> 00:34:47,887 Atunci nu te re�in prea mult. 639 00:34:47,962 --> 00:34:51,883 Estremera spune c� opera�ia poate fi f�cut� �i �n Barcelona. 640 00:34:51,966 --> 00:34:54,709 Merge de 2 ori pe lun� acolo, �i st� la hotelul Majestic. 641 00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:57,745 ��i trimit num�rul lui s� stai de vorb� cu el. 642 00:34:57,764 --> 00:35:00,466 - Bine, mul�am fain. Pup-o �i pe mama. - Bine, te s�rut. 643 00:35:00,469 --> 00:35:01,725 Ciao. 644 00:35:09,859 --> 00:35:12,252 Despre ce opera�ie e vorba? 645 00:35:14,071 --> 00:35:16,865 O mamoplastie de augmentare mamar�. 646 00:35:17,158 --> 00:35:21,073 - ��i faci o m�rire de s�ni? - Da, �mi pun silicoane. 647 00:35:21,078 --> 00:35:24,681 - Doar nu e ideea lui? - Nici vorb�. 648 00:35:25,416 --> 00:35:27,468 Mie nu mi-ai spus. 649 00:35:27,585 --> 00:35:30,290 - Dar tu e�ti psiholoag�. - A�a, �i? 650 00:35:30,296 --> 00:35:32,540 Psiholoagele nu-�i m�resc s�nii. 651 00:35:32,590 --> 00:35:34,750 Dup� felul �n care o spui, sun� foarte ciudat. 652 00:35:34,754 --> 00:35:37,184 Nu e vorba c� nu-mi plac, vreau s� le aduc o �mbun�t��ire. 653 00:35:37,190 --> 00:35:39,390 - Teoretic, ar trebui s�-�i plac�. - De ce? 654 00:35:39,395 --> 00:35:43,342 �n calitate de psiholog, trebuie s� te accep�i a�a cum e�ti. 655 00:35:43,351 --> 00:35:46,190 - M� accept. - Mie nu mi se pare. 656 00:35:46,193 --> 00:35:49,523 Cineva care-�i pune silicoane nu se accept� a�a cum e? 657 00:35:49,899 --> 00:35:52,360 - Ei bine, NU. - M� accept �n totalitate, mai pu�in s�nii. 658 00:35:52,443 --> 00:35:55,484 A� fi foarte nelini�tit �n fa�a unui psiholog cu bustul generos. 659 00:35:55,488 --> 00:35:58,366 �mi pun silicoane, nu pepeni, Antonio. 660 00:35:58,449 --> 00:36:01,410 Stai s� vedem dac� am �n�eles: e vorba de o m�rire de s�ni, 661 00:36:01,494 --> 00:36:04,450 adic� ceea ce face so�ul t�u, iar tu apelezi la alt doctor? 662 00:36:04,455 --> 00:36:06,365 �ntocmai. De ce n-o operezi tu? 663 00:36:06,374 --> 00:36:08,870 Fiindc� tat�l ei, "eminen�a cenu�ie mondial�", 664 00:36:08,876 --> 00:36:11,210 crede c� nu e potrivit s-o fac eu. Trebuie s-o opereze Estremera, 665 00:36:11,212 --> 00:36:14,129 un doctor vedet� care opereaz� �n Spania, dar tr�ie�te la New York. 666 00:36:14,131 --> 00:36:16,250 Nu un doctor de r�nd ca mine, 667 00:36:16,509 --> 00:36:20,346 care pune ���e �i fese false gospodinelor, �ntr-o clinic� de doi bani. 668 00:36:20,429 --> 00:36:23,140 - Ai terminat? - Vrei s� zici c� nu-i a�a? 669 00:36:23,224 --> 00:36:25,518 - Bine�n�eles c� nu. - Atunci care-i adev�rul? 670 00:36:25,601 --> 00:36:27,970 Un so� nu-i poate pune silicoane propriei so�ii. 671 00:36:27,979 --> 00:36:29,842 Te rog, e de bun sim�. 672 00:36:29,856 --> 00:36:32,358 Bine�n�eles, e dezgust�tor. 673 00:36:32,441 --> 00:36:35,570 E ca �i cum ai g�ti toat� ziua, apoi nu-�i mai e foame. 674 00:36:35,653 --> 00:36:37,780 Tat�l ei crede c� sunt un bou. 675 00:36:37,864 --> 00:36:40,449 Ar fi preferat un cardiolog sau un chirurg pentru fiica lui. 676 00:36:40,533 --> 00:36:44,203 - Ta�ii vor ce e mai bine pentru copiii lor. - �i eu vreau ce e mai bine pentru al meu. 677 00:36:44,287 --> 00:36:46,664 Tat�l meu monteaz� rigips �i pune gresie, 678 00:36:46,747 --> 00:36:48,833 nu a avut prea multe op�iuni. 679 00:36:48,916 --> 00:36:51,335 Eu am �nv��at, mi-am luat diploma, 680 00:36:51,419 --> 00:36:54,647 m-am specializat �n chirurgie plastic� �i nu mi-e ru�ine. �mi place ce fac. 681 00:36:54,650 --> 00:36:56,786 - Bine�ne�eles, scumpul meu. - Atunci face�i a�a: 682 00:36:56,799 --> 00:36:59,051 Estremera �i pune un silicon, iar Alfon pe cel�lalt. 683 00:36:59,135 --> 00:37:01,749 - �i vedem care e mai bun. - Facem o compara�ie. 684 00:37:01,762 --> 00:37:04,720 - Bate�i c�mpii am�ndoi. - El unul, cu siguran��. 685 00:37:04,724 --> 00:37:08,305 Ai dreptate. Ar fi ca �i cum so�ia ta e psihologul t�u. 686 00:37:08,311 --> 00:37:10,180 St�njenitor, nu-i a�a? 687 00:37:10,187 --> 00:37:13,480 Stai calm�, mai degrab� s-ar �mpu�ca dec�t s� mearg� la psiholog. 688 00:37:13,482 --> 00:37:17,566 Da, �i pe mine m� intimideaz� psihologii. 689 00:37:17,570 --> 00:37:19,690 Eu unul nu mi-a� dest�inui problemele unui str�in. 690 00:37:19,697 --> 00:37:22,440 Pentru asta exist� prieteni. Vou� v� spun orice. 691 00:37:22,450 --> 00:37:24,525 El crede c� suntem inutili. 692 00:37:24,535 --> 00:37:27,740 A�a e? Pentru tine, activitatea mea e inutil�. 693 00:37:27,747 --> 00:37:30,029 Spune-o, oricum nu m� mai jigne�te acum. 694 00:37:30,041 --> 00:37:33,585 De ce spui asta? �tii bine c� nu e adev�rat. 695 00:37:35,796 --> 00:37:37,500 Dar asta crezi. 696 00:37:37,506 --> 00:37:39,880 Cred c� noi doi facem acela�i lucru, 697 00:37:39,884 --> 00:37:41,754 �ncerc�m s�-i facem ferici�i pe oameni. 698 00:37:41,802 --> 00:37:45,631 �ie ��i ia c��iva ani, mie c�teva ore. Dar e acela�i lucru. 699 00:37:46,766 --> 00:37:48,950 Friptura de vi�el. 700 00:37:50,937 --> 00:37:52,646 M� duc eu. 701 00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:56,439 - �mi pare r�u, prieteni. - E-n regul�. 702 00:37:56,442 --> 00:37:58,940 Jocul �sta a �nceput s� m� enerveze. 703 00:37:58,945 --> 00:38:01,103 Scuza�i-m�, m� duc s� fumez. 704 00:38:01,113 --> 00:38:03,112 - Iar fumezi? - Da, da. 705 00:38:03,115 --> 00:38:05,780 M-am l�sat �i am pus 10 kile. Trebuie s� le dau jos din nou. 706 00:38:05,785 --> 00:38:09,000 Serios? Nu se vede. 707 00:38:09,288 --> 00:38:11,331 Stai, vin �i eu. 708 00:38:13,751 --> 00:38:19,650 La naiba! Fii atent acolo. Chiar se face ro�ie. 709 00:38:19,674 --> 00:38:24,444 Ciudat! O eclips� de lun� care coincide cu perigeul, nu-i a�a? 710 00:38:24,762 --> 00:38:26,499 Cu ce? 711 00:38:26,514 --> 00:38:29,725 Cu perigeul. C�nd Luna se afl� cel mai aproape de P�m�nt. 712 00:38:29,892 --> 00:38:33,145 Se zice c� nu se va mai �nt�mpla asta p�n� �n 2033. 713 00:38:33,229 --> 00:38:36,148 Maia�ii credeau c� e semnul unui lucru �ngrozitor. 714 00:38:36,357 --> 00:38:37,551 �ngrozitor? De exemplu? 715 00:38:37,650 --> 00:38:44,493 Se sf�r�m� timpul, se petrec lucruri anormale. 716 00:38:45,074 --> 00:38:47,743 �tii doar c� ei au disp�rut brusc?! 717 00:38:48,035 --> 00:38:49,379 Maia�ii? 718 00:38:49,412 --> 00:38:52,194 Pe parcursul unei "eclipse s�ngeroase", precum aceasta. 719 00:38:52,248 --> 00:38:55,959 Unii chiar cred c� ei mai exist�, dar �ntr-o realitate paralel�. 720 00:38:56,127 --> 00:38:58,105 De unde �tii at�tea despre acest subiect? 721 00:38:58,129 --> 00:39:02,109 Am citit pe internet �i am studiat la �tiin�ele Naturii. 722 00:39:02,133 --> 00:39:04,880 - �n firma ta? - Nu, la gimnaziu. 723 00:39:04,885 --> 00:39:07,583 Fiul meu, Javi, trebuie s� preg�teasc� un proiect pentru luni. 724 00:39:07,596 --> 00:39:11,504 Toat� ziua am citit despre eclips�. Auzi, am nevoie de ajutor. 725 00:39:11,517 --> 00:39:15,267 - La proiectul lui Javi? - E vorba de altceva. 726 00:39:16,063 --> 00:39:18,598 Cum s�-�i explic? 727 00:39:19,483 --> 00:39:21,235 Am o prieten�. 728 00:39:22,278 --> 00:39:26,612 O doamn�. E o mic� prostioar�. 729 00:39:26,615 --> 00:39:29,952 - Ce prieten�? - O amic�, boule. 730 00:39:30,036 --> 00:39:31,297 O prieten�. 731 00:39:31,328 --> 00:39:35,479 �i �n fiecare sear�, �n jur de ora 10, �mi trimite... 732 00:39:35,499 --> 00:39:39,286 - Un mesaj de noapte bun�. - O fotografie. 733 00:39:39,295 --> 00:39:43,349 - Ce fotografie? - Du-te dracului! Cu ea. 734 00:39:43,507 --> 00:39:47,094 - La naiba, Antonito, asta-i nasol. - Da, Pepe, este. 735 00:39:47,636 --> 00:39:49,163 La naiba... 736 00:39:50,347 --> 00:39:52,995 - Ce vrei s� fac eu? - �n regul�, Pepe... 737 00:39:53,059 --> 00:39:57,969 Noi avem acela�i tip de telefon �i st�m unul l�ng� cel�lalt. 738 00:39:58,064 --> 00:39:59,687 Facem schimb de telefoane. 739 00:39:59,690 --> 00:40:02,601 �l iei pe al meu. Cine s�-�i dea seama? 740 00:40:02,610 --> 00:40:03,486 Corect. 741 00:40:03,569 --> 00:40:06,155 Doar �n momentul �n care vine poza, apoi �i-l dau �napoi. �i asta-i tot. 742 00:40:06,158 --> 00:40:08,399 Asta-i tot? Deci poza vine la mine. 743 00:40:08,407 --> 00:40:11,700 - Ce-�i pas� �ie? E�ti singur. - Ba nu mai sunt. 744 00:40:11,702 --> 00:40:15,706 Idiotule, po�i spune c� e Lucia. Nimeni de aici n-o cunoa�te. 745 00:40:15,790 --> 00:40:19,999 - �i atunci c�nd v� fac cuno�tin�� cu ea? - Ei bine, asta... 746 00:40:20,669 --> 00:40:22,231 ... rezolv�m problema asta pe parcurs. 747 00:40:22,254 --> 00:40:25,507 La naiba, Pepe. La dracu'! 748 00:40:27,676 --> 00:40:29,286 Era s� cad. 749 00:40:30,805 --> 00:40:33,232 Un singur lucru ��i cer �i eu. 750 00:40:33,265 --> 00:40:36,345 De ce nu te-ai g�ndit la asta �nainte s� joci jocul �sta de rahat? 751 00:40:36,352 --> 00:40:38,591 Am refuzat de o mie de ori. 752 00:40:38,604 --> 00:40:41,187 Ce puteam face? Ana ar fi intrat la b�nuieli dac� m� mai eschivam. 753 00:40:41,190 --> 00:40:45,045 Nu m� implica, n-am chef de a�a ceva. E strict problema voastr�. 754 00:40:45,069 --> 00:40:47,029 Pepe... Pepe. Pepe! 755 00:40:47,238 --> 00:40:50,764 Ana m-ar p�r�si. F�r� s� clipeasc�! 756 00:40:50,783 --> 00:40:54,662 N-ai �n�eles? "Nu am chef..." 757 00:40:54,745 --> 00:40:57,373 Vrei s� distrugi o familie? 758 00:40:57,456 --> 00:41:00,959 Vrei s�-mi ia copiii, a�a cum a p��it-o Diego? 759 00:41:08,300 --> 00:41:11,887 - Ce fel de poz�? - Una oarecare, cu ea. 760 00:41:11,971 --> 00:41:14,799 Cum? Dezbr�cat�? κi arat� p�r�ile intime? 761 00:41:14,807 --> 00:41:16,640 Nu, doar o poz� cu ea. 762 00:41:16,642 --> 00:41:18,269 - Dar una ciudat�? - Ciudat�? 763 00:41:18,352 --> 00:41:22,273 Nu �tiu ce feti�uri ai tu... Ciudat�? Legat�? �n latex? 764 00:41:22,356 --> 00:41:25,551 Adic� sado-maso? Nu, sunt selfiuri. 765 00:41:25,651 --> 00:41:28,205 - Selfiuri zici... - Da, selfiuri. At�t. 766 00:41:28,237 --> 00:41:32,039 - Chestia asta-mi d� fiori. - Pepe, Pepe, Pepe... 767 00:41:32,074 --> 00:41:33,655 Uite, ieri de exemplu, 768 00:41:33,659 --> 00:41:36,690 mi-a trimis o poz� cu ea, �n pijamale. 769 00:41:36,704 --> 00:41:39,298 Pijamale cu Pluto. �i se pare ciudat? 770 00:41:39,373 --> 00:41:41,707 - Cu Pluto? - Da, cu Pluto. 771 00:41:41,709 --> 00:41:43,527 Ce v�rst� are? 772 00:41:43,711 --> 00:41:47,964 E mai �n v�rst� dec�t arat�. 773 00:41:49,550 --> 00:41:51,343 Antonito... 774 00:42:05,608 --> 00:42:07,134 Vrei s� te ajut? 775 00:42:08,277 --> 00:42:10,495 �i-ai schimbat tunsoarea. 776 00:42:10,821 --> 00:42:14,280 - Antonio nici m�car n-a remarcat. - Ei bine, schimbarea e minor�. 777 00:42:14,283 --> 00:42:17,996 Nici m�car dac� mi-a� t�ia capul, el n-ar remarca. 778 00:42:21,081 --> 00:42:24,996 Dac� nu-�i spun, explodez. So�ul t�u merge la un terapeut. 779 00:42:25,461 --> 00:42:27,171 Poftim? 780 00:42:27,254 --> 00:42:30,992 La un psiholog dintr-un birou �nvecinat cu cel al lui Antonio. 781 00:42:42,269 --> 00:42:44,999 De la cine sunt toate mesajele astea? 782 00:42:45,606 --> 00:42:47,983 Jorge, fotbal de sal�. 783 00:42:48,484 --> 00:42:51,444 - E un joc. - Oh, da, de fotbal. 784 00:42:51,654 --> 00:42:54,155 Juca�i m�ine? 785 00:42:56,533 --> 00:42:58,702 - Eu n-am primit nimic. - �nc� nu �i-a intrat mesajul? 786 00:42:58,786 --> 00:43:00,399 O s�-l prime�ti, uneori dureaz� ceva timp. 787 00:43:00,412 --> 00:43:03,203 La ce companie de telefonie e�ti? Semnalul e slab aici. 788 00:43:03,207 --> 00:43:04,959 D�-mi s� v�d... 789 00:43:05,042 --> 00:43:07,544 - M-a�i �ters de pe grup? - Nu, Jorge e organizatorul. 790 00:43:07,628 --> 00:43:09,922 - �tii bine cum e el. - Cum e? 791 00:43:10,005 --> 00:43:13,259 - Distrat. - E-n regul�, vino oricum. 792 00:43:13,342 --> 00:43:15,205 Bine�n�eles, vom face ni�te schimb�ri. 793 00:43:15,219 --> 00:43:16,105 Sigur. 794 00:43:16,136 --> 00:43:19,668 Nesim�i�ilor! M� suna�i doar c�nd ave�i nevoie de portar. 795 00:43:19,682 --> 00:43:21,917 Ce prieteni de rahat sunte�i! 796 00:43:22,643 --> 00:43:25,680 Ia te uit�, fripur� de vac�! Arat� delicios, nu? 797 00:43:25,688 --> 00:43:29,941 Mesaj, mesaj... Ia s� vedem... 798 00:43:30,651 --> 00:43:31,735 - De la Lola. - D�-l �ncoace. 799 00:43:31,819 --> 00:43:33,779 "Sun�-m�, e urgent". 800 00:43:33,862 --> 00:43:36,198 Cine-i Lola asta de are nevoie urgent de tine? 801 00:43:36,282 --> 00:43:37,986 Dup� nume, pare promi��tor. 802 00:43:37,992 --> 00:43:39,950 �mi pare r�u, b�ie�i, 803 00:43:39,952 --> 00:43:42,406 dar Lola e dispecerul de la Radio Taxi. 804 00:43:42,538 --> 00:43:44,745 �ntotdeauna m-am �ntrebat cum vorbesc ele acas�. 805 00:43:44,748 --> 00:43:47,160 Probabil: "5 minute �n pat, scumpule". 806 00:43:47,167 --> 00:43:50,751 "�n patul nup�ial, la co�ul mesei, �n imediata apropiere a b�ii". 807 00:43:50,754 --> 00:43:52,764 Nu �tiu dac� e �ndeajuns de s�rat�. 808 00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:55,464 - E pu�in cam dulce. - Dac� puneam prea mult�, ie�ea prea s�rat�. 809 00:43:55,467 --> 00:43:58,380 - Arat� fantastic. - Nu, nu, scuze. 810 00:43:58,387 --> 00:44:01,297 Sun-o, s� vedem ce vrea Lola asta. 811 00:44:02,641 --> 00:44:03,999 F�r� telefoane de serviciu. 812 00:44:04,059 --> 00:44:06,845 Ar putea fi o schimbare de tur�, o urgen��... 813 00:44:06,854 --> 00:44:09,270 Uite-o cum �i �ine parte. 814 00:44:09,273 --> 00:44:11,887 Se vede c� sunt tineri c�s�tori�i. 815 00:44:11,900 --> 00:44:14,820 Iubitule, ap�r�-te singur. Haide, sun-o! 816 00:44:14,903 --> 00:44:17,065 Nu, vorbesc serios. Dac-o sun, m� pricopsesc cu o curs�. 817 00:44:17,072 --> 00:44:19,825 �mi pare r�u, dar regulile sunt identice pentru to�i. 818 00:44:19,908 --> 00:44:23,411 Vrei s� ne strici cina �i ziua de m�ine deasupra? 819 00:44:23,412 --> 00:44:26,457 - Lu�m pr�nzul cu p�rin�ii ei. - Ce mai plan! Sun-o! 820 00:44:26,540 --> 00:44:27,541 Idiotule! 821 00:44:27,624 --> 00:44:28,811 - Mesaj! - Altul! 822 00:44:28,834 --> 00:44:30,727 - Ia s� vedem... - Pentru Pepe. 823 00:44:30,836 --> 00:44:33,745 "120, start! Pa�i dubli". Ce-i asta? 824 00:44:33,756 --> 00:44:36,713 E o aplica�ie de antrenament. Nu dureaz� mult. 825 00:44:36,717 --> 00:44:41,512 Pierzi 8-12 kile �n 2 s�pt�m�ni. Chestie sigur�. 826 00:44:44,516 --> 00:44:46,845 - Trebuie s-o faci acum? - De c�te ori m� sun�. 827 00:44:46,852 --> 00:44:48,599 - Dar acum suntem la mas�! - �tiu. 828 00:44:48,604 --> 00:44:52,136 Cum s� prind un post de antrenor dac� ar�t a�a? 829 00:44:52,149 --> 00:44:53,689 Bine, dar stai jos. 830 00:44:53,692 --> 00:44:55,899 Nu, are dreptate, las�-l s� fac� exerci�iile. 831 00:44:55,903 --> 00:44:57,599 Te sun� �i noaptea? 832 00:44:57,613 --> 00:44:59,445 Dac� nu le fac, �mi trimit mai multe exerci�ii 833 00:44:59,448 --> 00:45:03,910 sau m� sun� la 2 diminea�a. Nu v� uita�i la mine. 834 00:45:04,703 --> 00:45:07,188 La o lipsuc�ie te-ai g�ndit? 835 00:45:07,414 --> 00:45:09,975 N-ai nevoie de silicoane, �i le d� el. 836 00:45:10,417 --> 00:45:11,999 - La naiba! - Fir-ar! 837 00:45:12,002 --> 00:45:13,912 Nu, nu se poate! 838 00:45:13,921 --> 00:45:16,298 - Nu! - Ana... Ana... 839 00:45:16,382 --> 00:45:17,966 I-ai v�rsat �i-n poal�. 840 00:45:18,050 --> 00:45:19,385 Era c�ma�a mea favorit�. 841 00:45:19,468 --> 00:45:22,245 - �mi pare r�u. - C�ma�a mea favorit�. 842 00:45:22,346 --> 00:45:25,999 - Pune vin alb pe ea. - Ba nu, ap� rece. Nu-�i face griji! 843 00:45:26,058 --> 00:45:28,599 - Hai �n buc�t�rie! - Vine alb peste cel ro�u... 844 00:45:28,602 --> 00:45:30,938 - Nu-�i face griji. - Cu vin alb dispar petele. 845 00:45:31,021 --> 00:45:33,732 Sau pune sare pe pete. 846 00:45:33,816 --> 00:45:34,897 La naiba, Alfonso! 847 00:45:34,900 --> 00:45:36,305 - �mi pare r�u. - Calmeaz�-te! 848 00:45:36,318 --> 00:45:38,345 �mi pare r�u. 849 00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:42,195 Ana, sincer... 850 00:45:43,367 --> 00:45:46,954 ...50. Un antrenament u�or �i-mi dau sufletul aici. 851 00:45:50,332 --> 00:45:51,999 Uite, un mesaj! 852 00:45:52,042 --> 00:45:53,419 - Ia s� vedem... - Ce este? 853 00:45:53,502 --> 00:45:57,490 "Duminic� 6. Reminder: Iva m�ine". 854 00:45:57,589 --> 00:45:59,132 Cine-i Iva? 855 00:46:00,092 --> 00:46:03,037 E vorba de taxa IVA, iubito. O pl�tesc m�ine. 856 00:46:03,053 --> 00:46:04,913 Oh, la naiba! 857 00:46:10,352 --> 00:46:12,267 De ce nu mi-ai spus? 858 00:46:12,271 --> 00:46:14,773 - Ce anume? - C� mergi la un terapeut. 859 00:46:14,857 --> 00:46:18,151 La dracu'... Am �nceput de pu�in timp. 860 00:46:18,235 --> 00:46:20,995 - C�t de pu�in? - 6 luni. 861 00:46:21,738 --> 00:46:24,991 - 6 luni �nseamn� pu�in? - Nu te enerva. 862 00:46:25,075 --> 00:46:27,366 Nu m� enervez, dar tu nici nu voiai s� auzi de terapie. 863 00:46:27,369 --> 00:46:30,571 - Acum vreau. - De ce? 864 00:46:30,581 --> 00:46:33,584 �nc� mai cred c� e inutil�, dar m� simt at�t de prost, 865 00:46:33,667 --> 00:46:35,919 �nc�t m� ajut� orice, chiar �i ceva absurd. 866 00:46:36,003 --> 00:46:37,938 Mersi, iubitule, �i eu te iubesc. 867 00:46:37,963 --> 00:46:40,128 Eva, tu ai insistat s� facem terapie �n cuplu, 868 00:46:40,132 --> 00:46:42,673 dar eu cred c� e mai bine separat, de asta nici nu �i-am spus. 869 00:46:42,676 --> 00:46:46,550 - Ba nu, terapia se face �n doi. - Dar nu cu 2 speciali�ti �i un idiot. 870 00:46:46,555 --> 00:46:49,970 Pentru tine totul e o confruntare? Crezi c� aici e vorba de un meci de tenis? 871 00:46:49,975 --> 00:46:52,390 Atunci invit�-�i prietenii �i juc�m la dublu. 872 00:46:52,436 --> 00:46:56,936 Ai dreptate, eu transform totul �ntr-o confruntare. 873 00:46:56,940 --> 00:46:59,693 Eu am dreptate? Fantastic! 874 00:46:59,776 --> 00:47:03,147 Mereu mi-am dorit s� fiu �n v�rf, din moment ce sunt complexat. 875 00:47:03,155 --> 00:47:05,610 - �i s� ai ultimul cuv�nt. - Asta mi-a spus �i psihologul: 876 00:47:05,616 --> 00:47:08,570 Trebuie s� cedez. �i a mai spus c� 877 00:47:08,577 --> 00:47:10,617 acele cupluri aflate �ntr-un impas conjugal 878 00:47:10,621 --> 00:47:13,537 sunt cele �n care unul dintre so�i face efortul 879 00:47:13,540 --> 00:47:15,080 de a da un pas �napoi. 880 00:47:15,083 --> 00:47:18,578 Prin urmare, cuplul face un pas �nainte. 881 00:47:19,213 --> 00:47:20,881 - El �i-a spus asta? - �ntocmai. 882 00:47:20,964 --> 00:47:23,634 A�adar, pentru a face un pas �nainte 883 00:47:23,717 --> 00:47:25,435 tu trebuie s� dai �napoi. 884 00:47:25,552 --> 00:47:28,562 Nu r�de, e vorba de un doctor din tagma ta. 885 00:47:28,764 --> 00:47:32,232 - Schimb�-�i c�ma�a. - Nu-mi schimb c�ma�a. 886 00:47:35,896 --> 00:47:39,347 - �i o poz� pentru Pepe! - Singurul care se poate relaxa. 887 00:47:39,358 --> 00:47:42,602 - De la Isabel. - Aten�ie, nu e Lucia. 888 00:47:44,696 --> 00:47:48,530 - Arat�-ne, Pepe. - Dracu' s� te ia! 889 00:47:48,534 --> 00:47:50,185 - Ce e? - Ce poz� e? 890 00:47:50,244 --> 00:47:52,530 - Ce-ai primit? - D�-mi s� v�d. 891 00:47:52,538 --> 00:47:54,826 Alfonso, vino s� vezi. 892 00:47:54,831 --> 00:47:57,543 - Pepe, omul meu! - Nu �tiu... 893 00:47:57,751 --> 00:48:01,004 - "Scumpule..." Cine e? - Al cui e telefonul? 894 00:48:01,088 --> 00:48:02,923 Al lui Pepe. 895 00:48:03,006 --> 00:48:05,998 - Studiezi anatomia? - Mai degrab� ginecologia. 896 00:48:06,051 --> 00:48:08,300 - Ce-i asta? - Nu e pentru voi, fetele. 897 00:48:08,303 --> 00:48:11,356 - D�-mi s� v�d! - �i eu vreau s� v�d. 898 00:48:11,765 --> 00:48:13,970 Vou� vi se pare sexi mizeria asta? 899 00:48:13,976 --> 00:48:16,845 Ce-i asta? Picioarele ei sunt... 900 00:48:16,853 --> 00:48:19,439 Nu cumva trebuie s� �ntorci imaginea? 901 00:48:20,065 --> 00:48:22,476 - Para�uta ta m� uime�te. - Nu e o para�ut�. 902 00:48:22,484 --> 00:48:24,815 Am cunoscut-o la sal�. 903 00:48:24,820 --> 00:48:28,060 - �i face pilates. - Sau vreu ritual satanic. 904 00:48:28,073 --> 00:48:31,150 - Antonio, tac�-�i fleanca. - Recuperezi deja timpul pierdut. 905 00:48:31,159 --> 00:48:34,699 Un an f�r� s� �i-o tragi, iar acum ai �i prieten� plus o contorsionist�! 906 00:48:34,705 --> 00:48:37,199 Nu �nseamn� nimic pentru mine, e pe jum�tate nebun�. 907 00:48:37,207 --> 00:48:40,368 Mi-a c�zut stiloul! Mi-a c�zut stiloul! 908 00:48:40,419 --> 00:48:42,580 Ce-i aia de pe fundul ei? 909 00:48:42,588 --> 00:48:45,290 - Ce-i acolo? - Da, e un penis. 910 00:48:45,299 --> 00:48:48,380 Ce penis ca �sta ai mai v�zut tu? E un �arpe. 911 00:48:48,385 --> 00:48:51,256 Un �arpe cu un m�r �n gur�. 912 00:48:51,263 --> 00:48:53,682 E un tatuaj tipic, inspirat din Biblie. 913 00:48:53,765 --> 00:48:57,311 - Ce p�rere ai, profesore? - Cineva joac� potul cel mare, 914 00:48:57,394 --> 00:49:00,463 �i are toate biletele c�tig�toare. 915 00:49:00,564 --> 00:49:03,100 - Ai grij� cu telefonul. - Nu m� c�lca pe nervi! 916 00:49:03,108 --> 00:49:04,721 E dezgust�tor! 917 00:49:04,735 --> 00:49:06,194 - Mesaj! - Ce s-a-nt�mplat? 918 00:49:06,278 --> 00:49:07,154 Mesaj. 919 00:49:07,362 --> 00:49:09,985 - E�ti furios? - E telefonul t�u. 920 00:49:09,990 --> 00:49:13,487 - Al meu? - Da, al t�u. 921 00:49:13,493 --> 00:49:15,962 Ce e cu tonul �sta de apel? 922 00:49:18,206 --> 00:49:20,608 Probabil l-au setat copiii. 923 00:49:24,755 --> 00:49:27,381 - E Borja. - Ce zice? 924 00:49:28,008 --> 00:49:29,051 "Ce mai faci?" 925 00:49:29,134 --> 00:49:30,886 Cine-i Borja? 926 00:49:30,969 --> 00:49:34,306 - Un tip de la serviciu. - Nu-mi sun� cunoscut. 927 00:49:34,389 --> 00:49:39,396 Erai �n concediu de maternitate c�nd s-a angajat. Un tip de treab�. 928 00:49:39,603 --> 00:49:43,298 - Nu-i r�spunzi? - Nu. De ce? 929 00:49:43,315 --> 00:49:44,799 Doar �i-a scris. 930 00:49:44,816 --> 00:49:47,552 Sigur, r�spunde-i �n scris: "Bine, sunt acas�". 931 00:49:47,694 --> 00:49:50,220 - Dar nu-i acas�. - �ntocmai. 932 00:49:50,238 --> 00:49:53,228 Scrie-i: "Iau cina cu prietenii. Te sun m�ine". 933 00:49:53,241 --> 00:49:55,772 Sigur, bine. 934 00:49:55,786 --> 00:49:58,178 - Nu, nu e bine. - Nu? 935 00:49:58,205 --> 00:50:01,746 Nu. De ce trebuie s�-i scrie unde se afl�? 936 00:50:01,750 --> 00:50:03,950 Da, de ce a� face-o? 937 00:50:03,960 --> 00:50:07,210 Nu mai exist� deloc intimitate. 938 00:50:07,214 --> 00:50:10,797 Pe vremuri, lumea �ntreba "Ce mai faci?", acum �ntreab� "Unde e�ti?". 939 00:50:10,801 --> 00:50:12,700 Este insuportabil. 940 00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:15,175 Bine, dar el te-a �ntrebat "Ce mai faci?". 941 00:50:15,180 --> 00:50:16,714 Asta-i important, la naiba! 942 00:50:16,723 --> 00:50:20,599 De ce trebuie s� fiu disponibil tot timpul, pentru toat� lumea? 943 00:50:20,602 --> 00:50:23,101 Te sun �napoi c�nd am chef! 944 00:50:23,105 --> 00:50:26,354 Pe vremuri, aveam 10, maxim 20 contacte �n agend�. 945 00:50:26,358 --> 00:50:30,192 Acum, cu telefoanele astea nenorocite, avem sute. 946 00:50:30,195 --> 00:50:33,029 �i dac� nu sun�m �n 5 minute, respectivul se sup�r�. 947 00:50:33,031 --> 00:50:36,284 �i te repereaz� c�nd e�ti online. 948 00:50:36,368 --> 00:50:39,700 Toat� lumea �tie unde e�ti, tot timpul. 949 00:50:39,705 --> 00:50:42,357 Mama, iubita, banca, toat� lumea �i mai ales noaptea. 950 00:50:42,416 --> 00:50:44,330 "De ce erai online la 5 diminea�a?" 951 00:50:44,334 --> 00:50:47,915 "De ce dracu-�i pas� �ie la ce or� sunt eu online. Du-te dracului!" 952 00:50:47,921 --> 00:50:50,999 Nu mai putem continua a�a! Ajunge! 953 00:50:59,015 --> 00:51:03,334 - Bine, nu-i r�spund. - Bine! Nu-i r�spunde. 954 00:51:04,354 --> 00:51:06,981 Pe deasupra, Borja �sta e de belea. 955 00:51:08,775 --> 00:51:10,999 Ai primit un email. 956 00:51:11,194 --> 00:51:15,214 - De la cine? - De fric�, ai f�cut deja pe tine. 957 00:51:15,240 --> 00:51:17,717 Hai, cite�te-l cu voce tare! 958 00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:20,780 - "Fenix Travel..." - De la agen�ie. 959 00:51:20,787 --> 00:51:24,389 Sta�i s-auzi�i, v� d� pe spate. Asculta�i... 960 00:51:24,791 --> 00:51:26,579 Te rog, cite�te emailul. 961 00:51:26,585 --> 00:51:29,125 Nu g�sesc "cite�teemail-ul" printre contacte. 962 00:51:29,129 --> 00:51:31,500 E din cauza pronun�iei, vorbe�te mai clar. 963 00:51:31,506 --> 00:51:33,590 - Mesaj pentru Ana. - Nu, nu, nu! 964 00:51:33,592 --> 00:51:35,545 - De la cine? - O clip�. 965 00:51:35,552 --> 00:51:38,220 Mai �nt�i termin�m cu Alfonso, apoi trecem la Ana. 966 00:51:38,221 --> 00:51:41,720 Te rog, cite�te... emailul. 967 00:51:41,725 --> 00:51:45,517 Ave�i un email nou de la Fenix Travel, primit la 10:33 p.m. 968 00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:47,640 Subiectul: �edere �n Teruel. 969 00:51:47,647 --> 00:51:51,524 Stimate dle Ruiz, regret s� v� inform�m, dar dup� c�ut�ri asidue, 970 00:51:51,526 --> 00:51:54,900 nu am g�sit nicio camer� disponibil�, sub pre�ul de 100 euro, 971 00:51:54,905 --> 00:51:56,194 din cauza sezonului de v�rf. 972 00:51:56,198 --> 00:51:59,780 Am avea alte variante, dac� cre�tem pre�ul. La revedere. 973 00:51:59,785 --> 00:52:01,740 Dar suntem lefteri. 974 00:52:01,745 --> 00:52:04,992 �n aceast� privin�� nu v� pot ajuta. 975 00:52:06,500 --> 00:52:10,578 Am o �ntrebare... De ce ai solicitat o limit� de bani? 976 00:52:11,004 --> 00:52:12,586 Am cerut un buget. 977 00:52:12,589 --> 00:52:16,499 Dar cine a decis c� nu ne permitem mai mult de 100 euro pe camer�? 978 00:52:16,510 --> 00:52:18,950 Dup� cum v�d eu lucrurile, pe voi nu v� scot banii din cas�. 979 00:52:19,054 --> 00:52:22,804 - La cine te referi mai exact? - C�te pu�in pentru fiecare. 980 00:52:22,808 --> 00:52:25,975 Pentru tine 100 euro �nseamn� mult? Nu m� prosti �n fa��! 981 00:52:25,977 --> 00:52:28,645 - Nu e vorba de asta, Eduardo. - Dac-am spus c� merg, �nseamn� c� am bani. 982 00:52:28,647 --> 00:52:31,563 Altfel, nu merg. Dar tu decizi lucrurile �n numele meu 983 00:52:31,566 --> 00:52:33,773 pe un grup de rahat de pe WhatsApp. 984 00:52:33,777 --> 00:52:36,945 Ca �i la fotbal. Cum se nume�te grupul? "Toat� lumea, mai pu�in Edu"? 985 00:52:36,947 --> 00:52:39,948 - "S�-l salv�m pe Edu"? - "Edu e o mare belea". 986 00:52:39,950 --> 00:52:42,407 Dac� vrei, sun la agen�ie �i cer open bar, apartamente... 987 00:52:42,410 --> 00:52:44,910 - Piscin�, jacuzzi, pentru fiecare... - Bine, gata. 988 00:52:44,913 --> 00:52:47,412 Eu am solicitat un buget mai de criz� 989 00:52:47,415 --> 00:52:49,580 fiindc�, dac� v� aduce�i aminte, sunt �omer. 990 00:52:49,584 --> 00:52:52,917 - Tu ai spus c� nu mergi. - M-am r�zg�ndit. E vreo problem�? 991 00:52:52,921 --> 00:52:56,713 - Deci tu faci parte din grupul �sta mic? - Din �sta, da. Nu �i din cel de fotbal. 992 00:52:56,716 --> 00:52:59,006 - "Fiindc� el are o prieten�..." - Exact. 993 00:52:59,010 --> 00:53:02,550 Atunci ar trebui s-o aduci pe Isabel, contorsionista. 994 00:53:02,556 --> 00:53:04,680 O s� te plesnesc, �n puii mei. 995 00:53:04,683 --> 00:53:06,849 Hai s� vedem �i mesajul primit de Ana. 996 00:53:06,852 --> 00:53:10,141 La naiba, nu te mai atinge de telefoane. 997 00:53:10,146 --> 00:53:11,180 "Num�r necunoscut" 998 00:53:11,189 --> 00:53:13,493 Ia s� vedem... 999 00:53:16,736 --> 00:53:18,360 "Stimat� doamn� Garcia," 1000 00:53:18,363 --> 00:53:21,070 "v� anun��m c� un loc tocmai a devenit disponibil." 1001 00:53:21,074 --> 00:53:23,490 "Dac� r�spunde�i la acest mesaj �n urm�toarele 24 de ore," 1002 00:53:23,493 --> 00:53:26,700 "ve�i beneficia de un discount de 15%." Minunat. 1003 00:53:26,705 --> 00:53:29,745 "Nu ezita�i s� ne contacta�i pentru informa�ii suplimentare." 1004 00:53:29,749 --> 00:53:31,875 "Mul�umim c� ne-a�i ales." 1005 00:53:31,877 --> 00:53:34,991 "Casa Pensionarilor Los Alamos..." 1006 00:53:37,841 --> 00:53:39,997 Ce e cu locul �sta, Los Alamos? 1007 00:53:40,510 --> 00:53:44,384 - Un azil? - Nu. O re�edin��. 1008 00:53:44,389 --> 00:53:47,930 Deun�zi, am mers cu Maria, tipa cu gemeni, s�-�i vad� mama. 1009 00:53:47,934 --> 00:53:50,225 Am v�zut loca�ia, care-i foarte dr�gu��. 1010 00:53:50,228 --> 00:53:53,230 Le-am dat emailul meu, s�-mi trimit� mai multe informa�ii. At�ta tot. 1011 00:53:53,273 --> 00:53:56,020 Azil pentru cine? Pentru mama mea? 1012 00:53:56,026 --> 00:53:59,360 Nu e un azil, mai degrab� un hotel de lux. 1013 00:53:59,362 --> 00:54:01,652 Mic dejunurile sunt extraordinare: 1014 00:54:01,656 --> 00:54:04,155 ou�, �unc�, c�rna�i, suc natural... 1015 00:54:04,159 --> 00:54:07,033 Crezi c� e-n regul� ca mie s� nu-mi spui nimic? 1016 00:54:07,037 --> 00:54:09,077 �tii ce, pur �i simplu s-a-nt�mplat. 1017 00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:12,191 Uite, nici m�car nu le-am salvat num�rul. 1018 00:54:14,794 --> 00:54:18,086 Asta e deja prea de tot. Vrei s-o dai afar�? 1019 00:54:18,089 --> 00:54:20,840 Nu, Antonio! Nu te mai ambala at�t! 1020 00:54:20,842 --> 00:54:23,550 Nu vreau s� dau afar� pe nimeni. 1021 00:54:23,553 --> 00:54:26,595 Biata femeie, �n situa�ia ei... Dup� ce c� face totul pentru noi, 1022 00:54:26,598 --> 00:54:29,097 are grij� de copii, de cas�, de absolut tot. 1023 00:54:29,100 --> 00:54:31,807 - Tocmai asta e problema. - Ce problem�? 1024 00:54:31,811 --> 00:54:33,184 M� sufoc. 1025 00:54:33,188 --> 00:54:36,100 De c�nd s-a mutat cu noi, pur �i simplu m� sufoc. 1026 00:54:36,149 --> 00:54:39,816 Ea decide totul. Totul! Ce vedem la TV, cafeaua... 1027 00:54:39,819 --> 00:54:43,570 �i e mereu prin preajm�. N-am mai fost singuri de un secol. 1028 00:54:43,573 --> 00:54:45,239 - Acum. - Doar noi doi. 1029 00:54:45,241 --> 00:54:47,782 Suntem singuri chiar acum 1030 00:54:47,786 --> 00:54:49,955 fiindc� mama mea are grij� de copii. 1031 00:54:50,038 --> 00:54:51,786 Nu vreau s� intru-n polemici. 1032 00:54:51,790 --> 00:54:54,539 - Ar fi bine s� n-o faci. - Nu vreau s�-�i r�spund. 1033 00:54:54,542 --> 00:54:55,870 �mi pare r�u. 1034 00:54:55,877 --> 00:54:57,460 Vorbim acas�. 1035 00:54:57,462 --> 00:54:59,996 Ba nu, nu acas�, fiindc� acolo e mama ta! 1036 00:55:01,216 --> 00:55:03,007 Eu chiar o plac pe soacra mea. 1037 00:55:03,009 --> 00:55:06,971 Dar dac� ar fi locuit cu noi... 1038 00:55:07,180 --> 00:55:08,720 - Mama mea? - Da. 1039 00:55:08,723 --> 00:55:11,139 - A� da-o afar� �naintea ta. - Vezi? 1040 00:55:11,142 --> 00:55:12,516 E adev�rat. 1041 00:55:12,519 --> 00:55:14,435 C�t e ceasul? Eclipsa! 1042 00:55:14,437 --> 00:55:16,980 - Am uitat complet de ea. - Atunci s� ie�im pe teras�! 1043 00:55:16,982 --> 00:55:18,983 S� mergem! 1044 00:55:20,694 --> 00:55:22,150 E minunat�. 1045 00:55:22,153 --> 00:55:24,964 - Luna s�ngerie. - Mai mare ca niciodat�. 1046 00:55:25,615 --> 00:55:26,900 La naiba, e imens�! 1047 00:55:26,908 --> 00:55:29,905 - Precum un vis. - Sau un co�mar. 1048 00:55:29,911 --> 00:55:31,996 Cred c� maia�ii au f�cut deja pe ei de fric�. 1049 00:55:31,997 --> 00:55:34,370 E�ti idiot, Pepe. Tu nu crezi �n nimic? 1050 00:55:34,374 --> 00:55:36,206 �n ce-ar trebui s� cred? 1051 00:55:36,209 --> 00:55:40,160 Toate culturile avertizeaz� despre pericolul unei eclipse precum asta. 1052 00:55:40,171 --> 00:55:42,420 Hai s� facem o poz�! M� duc s�-mi iau telefonul. 1053 00:55:42,424 --> 00:55:44,630 Nu mai suport obsesia asta pentru fotografiat orice. 1054 00:55:44,634 --> 00:55:47,969 - N-ar trebui s�-�i schimbi c�ma�a? - Nu-mi dau jos c�ma�a asta! 1055 00:55:47,971 --> 00:55:49,846 - Haide�i, un selfie! - Prinde �i luna. 1056 00:55:49,848 --> 00:55:52,141 Str�nge�i-v� la un loc. 1057 00:55:54,519 --> 00:55:56,060 - Haide... - Z�mbi�i. 1058 00:55:56,062 --> 00:55:57,999 Asta e! 1059 00:55:59,107 --> 00:56:00,758 �nc� una... 1060 00:56:02,193 --> 00:56:03,610 Z�mbi�i! 1061 00:56:03,611 --> 00:56:05,321 Gata... 1062 00:56:07,949 --> 00:56:10,490 - N-a ie�it nimic. - Ai ap�sat butonul gre�it. 1063 00:56:10,493 --> 00:56:12,117 Trebuia s� folose�ti blitz-ul. 1064 00:56:12,120 --> 00:56:14,870 Ba nu, noi n-am ie�it. Nu ap�rem �n fotografie. 1065 00:56:14,873 --> 00:56:17,580 - D�-mi s� v�d... - Luna e aici iar noi nu ap�rem. 1066 00:56:17,584 --> 00:56:20,834 Ai f�cut poza din gre�eal�, �nainte s� ne str�ngem la un loc. 1067 00:56:20,837 --> 00:56:23,170 - Nu ai ap�sat pe buton. - Nu sunt idioat�, bine? 1068 00:56:23,173 --> 00:56:25,380 - �tiu cum s� fac o poz�. - S� mai facem una. 1069 00:56:25,383 --> 00:56:26,758 - �nc� una. - Haide�i, �nc� una. 1070 00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:28,311 A�a... 1071 00:56:29,262 --> 00:56:30,722 - Pepe... - Las�-m�-n pace, Antonio. 1072 00:56:30,805 --> 00:56:31,890 - Las� capul jos. - Sunte�i gata? 1073 00:56:31,973 --> 00:56:33,608 - Da. - Gata. 1074 00:56:35,894 --> 00:56:38,101 "Mesaj de la Virilu' ". 1075 00:56:38,104 --> 00:56:40,145 - Cine-i Virilu'? - Sergio, fostul meu iubit. 1076 00:56:40,148 --> 00:56:42,397 Tot nu ap�rem �n poz�. 1077 00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:45,585 Las� pozele. Ce vrea de la tine fostul t�u iubit, s�mb�t� seara? 1078 00:56:45,653 --> 00:56:48,201 - Nu �tiu. - Tu ce crezi? 1079 00:56:48,239 --> 00:56:51,615 Nu �n�eleg de ce l-ai salvat �n agend� drept "Virilu' ". 1080 00:56:51,618 --> 00:56:54,195 - A�a a r�mas de c�nd eram �mpreun�. - Atunci schimb�-i numele. 1081 00:56:54,204 --> 00:56:55,700 - Bine. - E chiar a�a de greu? 1082 00:56:55,705 --> 00:56:59,164 Cu nume �i prenume. Acum nu mai e Virilu' t�u. 1083 00:56:59,167 --> 00:57:00,540 - Bine. - Este fostul ei iubit. 1084 00:57:00,543 --> 00:57:02,459 - �ntocmai. - �i te deranjeaz�? 1085 00:57:02,462 --> 00:57:05,295 S� n-ai �ncredere �n fo�tii iubi�i. Sunt ca japonezii, nu cedeaz� niciodat�. 1086 00:57:05,298 --> 00:57:08,215 - Dispari de aici. - Precum maia�ii. 1087 00:57:08,218 --> 00:57:10,884 Pariez c� e un tip de treab�, singur �n vreun bar, sictirit... 1088 00:57:10,887 --> 00:57:12,970 - A sim�it nevoia s-o sune. - �mi dai voie? 1089 00:57:12,972 --> 00:57:14,724 Bine�n�eles. 1090 00:57:14,849 --> 00:57:16,991 Ce �tii tu? 1091 00:57:18,895 --> 00:57:20,730 "Eu... 1092 00:57:22,232 --> 00:57:24,150 Ce zice? 1093 00:57:26,027 --> 00:57:28,295 "Eu vreau s� �i-o trag". 1094 00:57:29,531 --> 00:57:32,030 - Poate e vina autocorectului de text. - Du-te dracului! 1095 00:57:32,033 --> 00:57:34,407 Nu, iubi. Nu e vina autocorectului. 1096 00:57:34,410 --> 00:57:37,327 - Po�i s�-mi explici de ce r�zi? - Da, pot. 1097 00:57:37,330 --> 00:57:38,248 Atunci explic�-mi! 1098 00:57:38,331 --> 00:57:43,836 Sergio are o rela�ie. Strict bazat� pe sex, �n�elegi? 1099 00:57:43,837 --> 00:57:46,880 Totul e o minciun�, iar el o iube�te ca un c�ine. 1100 00:57:46,881 --> 00:57:48,965 De asta �i-a sunat veterinarul. 1101 00:57:48,967 --> 00:57:52,845 Sunt consultantul sentimental al fostului iubit. De asta m� sun�. 1102 00:57:52,846 --> 00:57:55,555 - Ce naiba spui? - Nu m� crezi? 1103 00:57:55,557 --> 00:57:59,182 - Nu. - Scuze, dar pare cusut� cu a�� alb�. 1104 00:57:59,185 --> 00:58:01,154 Ba nu, sun� �ngrozitor. 1105 00:58:01,646 --> 00:58:05,266 Bine, uite cum facem... Vino! 1106 00:58:05,775 --> 00:58:07,990 Haide, vino! 1107 00:58:10,238 --> 00:58:12,156 El ��i va explica totul. 1108 00:58:19,664 --> 00:58:21,957 Ascult�... 1109 00:58:28,965 --> 00:58:29,880 Blanca? 1110 00:58:29,883 --> 00:58:30,960 Da. 1111 00:58:30,967 --> 00:58:33,341 Bine c-ai sunat. Am pus-o. Ce m� fac? 1112 00:58:33,344 --> 00:58:35,052 - Te-a sunat, nu? - Ea m-a sunat. 1113 00:58:35,054 --> 00:58:36,180 Bine, �i? 1114 00:58:36,181 --> 00:58:38,849 - Mi-a cerut s� m� duc la ea. - �i tu nu vrei s� mergi. 1115 00:58:38,850 --> 00:58:42,016 N-ar trebui s� merg, dar vreau mult s� m� duc. 1116 00:58:42,020 --> 00:58:44,313 Bine, Virilule'... Adic� Sergio... 1117 00:58:44,314 --> 00:58:47,315 - Poart�-te de parc� n-ai vrea. - Blanca, nu pot. 1118 00:58:47,317 --> 00:58:50,735 M� g�ndesc �ncontinuu la ea, m� �nnebune�te. 1119 00:58:50,737 --> 00:58:54,073 - M� simt prost. - Dac� te duci, a�a va fi ve�nic. 1120 00:58:54,157 --> 00:58:56,618 Bine, mersi. �tiu, mi-ai fost de mare ajutor. 1121 00:58:56,701 --> 00:58:59,162 Nu, mersi c� m� suni oric�nd ai nevoie de ajutor. 1122 00:58:59,245 --> 00:59:02,498 - Deci, ai �n�eles cum pui problema? - Da, �n regul�. Bine. 1123 00:59:02,582 --> 00:59:04,959 Prea bine. Ciao. S� nu te duci la ea! 1124 00:59:05,043 --> 00:59:07,198 Nici vorb�. Stai calm�. 1125 00:59:08,671 --> 00:59:10,102 Ai v�zut? 1126 00:59:10,131 --> 00:59:11,666 C�t de des v� vorbi�i? 1127 00:59:11,674 --> 00:59:13,927 Nu �tiu, de c�te ori vrea s� i-o tra... 1128 00:59:14,010 --> 00:59:17,847 Bietul de el, c�nd are "o criz�", m� sun�. 1129 00:59:18,348 --> 00:59:20,266 - Bietul de el? - D�-i num�rul Evei. 1130 00:59:20,350 --> 00:59:21,434 Ea e psiholog. 1131 00:59:21,517 --> 00:59:24,411 - Sau ar putea s� se duc� la curve. - Iubi... 1132 00:59:24,562 --> 00:59:26,457 S-a r�cit, haide�i �n cas�. 1133 00:59:26,481 --> 00:59:27,480 Str�ngem masa? 1134 00:59:27,482 --> 00:59:30,615 Da, urmeaz� desertul. Pr�jitur� Tiramisu. 1135 00:59:30,693 --> 00:59:33,194 Dac� te deranjeaz�, �i spun s� nu m� mai sune. 1136 00:59:33,196 --> 00:59:34,902 - Bine, spune-i asta. - Gata, a�a fac. 1137 00:59:34,906 --> 00:59:37,834 Dar e prietenul t�u, nu? De ce nu vorbe�ti cu el? 1138 00:59:37,869 --> 00:59:40,194 E minunat c� ai o asemenea rela�ie cu el. 1139 00:59:40,203 --> 00:59:43,329 - Trebuie s� ai �ncredere �n ea. - Am �ncredere �n ea. 1140 00:59:43,331 --> 00:59:46,832 Dar telefoanele astea despre regulat m� calc� pe nervi. E chiar a�a de ciudat? 1141 00:59:46,834 --> 00:59:49,585 Nu Virilu' e �la cu casa �n Teruel? 1142 00:59:49,587 --> 00:59:52,795 La naiba, d-asta e Blanca �nnebunit� dup� trufe. 1143 00:59:52,799 --> 00:59:56,668 - Are vreo cas� �n Teruel? - Nu fi prostu�. 1144 01:00:01,474 --> 01:00:03,349 - Ce s-a-nt�mplat? - Las� telefoanele pe mas�. 1145 01:00:03,351 --> 01:00:06,102 Scuze, sunt obi�nuit s�-l �in mereu �n m�n�. 1146 01:00:06,104 --> 01:00:09,340 Aten�ie! Reguli noi: nu v� atinge�i de telefoane. 1147 01:00:09,941 --> 01:00:11,999 - Al cui e? - Al lui Alfonso. 1148 01:00:13,111 --> 01:00:15,437 Dr�cia dracului! 1149 01:00:22,870 --> 01:00:24,620 Bun�, scumpo. 1150 01:00:24,622 --> 01:00:27,997 Bun�, tati. Po�i vorbi? 1151 01:00:28,835 --> 01:00:30,583 Tati... 1152 01:00:30,586 --> 01:00:31,999 E urgent? 1153 01:00:32,005 --> 01:00:35,630 Este... Nu �tiu cum s�-�i spun, dar... 1154 01:00:35,633 --> 01:00:38,592 P�rin�ii lui Nacho sunt pleca�i weekend-ul �sta, 1155 01:00:38,594 --> 01:00:40,678 iar el mi-a cerut s� r�m�n la el. 1156 01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:43,340 Adic�... s� m� culc cu el. 1157 01:00:45,184 --> 01:00:48,737 Bine. Dar tu ce vrei s� faci? 1158 01:00:49,355 --> 01:00:51,632 Eu? Nu �tiu. 1159 01:00:51,816 --> 01:00:55,818 Parc� a� vrea, dar nu speram s� se-nt�mple a�a. 1160 01:00:55,820 --> 01:00:58,397 Adic� speram, dar nu �n noaptea asta. 1161 01:00:58,406 --> 01:01:02,450 Dac�-l refuz, se va sim�i prost. Insist� mult s-o facem. 1162 01:01:02,452 --> 01:01:04,785 - Ce s� fac, tati? - Nu te culci cu el 1163 01:01:04,787 --> 01:01:07,957 fiindc� se va sim�i prost dac� n-o faci. �sta nu e motiv. 1164 01:01:08,041 --> 01:01:10,459 O vei face atunci c�nd vei dori. 1165 01:01:10,460 --> 01:01:12,375 Corect. 1166 01:01:12,378 --> 01:01:15,713 Prima dat� va fi o amintire pe care o vei p�stra toat� via�a, 1167 01:01:15,715 --> 01:01:18,498 nu ceva cu care s� te lauzi �n fa�a prietenelor. 1168 01:01:18,551 --> 01:01:21,677 Dac� crezi c�-�i vei aminti mereu cu drag, de noaptea asta, 1169 01:01:21,679 --> 01:01:26,850 n-ai dec�t s-o faci. Dar dac� nu e�ti sigur�, 1170 01:01:26,851 --> 01:01:29,394 dac� nu e�ti preg�tit�, mai a�teapt�. 1171 01:01:29,395 --> 01:01:32,397 Ai destul timp �n fa��. 1172 01:01:33,399 --> 01:01:34,859 �tii ceva? 1173 01:01:34,942 --> 01:01:36,650 Ce anume? 1174 01:01:36,652 --> 01:01:37,902 Nu, nimic. 1175 01:01:37,904 --> 01:01:41,948 Ba nu, spune-mi, scumpo. 1176 01:01:41,949 --> 01:01:47,704 Azi, c�nd mi-ai dat prezervativele, mi-a fost foarte ru�ine, 1177 01:01:47,705 --> 01:01:49,790 �nc�t �mi venea s� intru-n p�m�nt. 1178 01:01:49,791 --> 01:01:54,894 Auzi, dar nu �i le-am dat s� le folose�ti tocmai azi. 1179 01:01:55,380 --> 01:01:58,298 Parc� �i-ai dat seama ce urma s� se-nt�mple. 1180 01:01:58,424 --> 01:02:01,259 Dac� e s� m� duc acas� la Nacho, 1181 01:02:01,260 --> 01:02:05,055 - spune-i mamei c�-s la Susana, bine? - De ce nu-i spui tu? 1182 01:02:05,056 --> 01:02:06,723 - S�-i spun ce? - Adev�rul. 1183 01:02:06,724 --> 01:02:08,433 Glume�ti? 1184 01:02:08,434 --> 01:02:10,936 Trebuie s� vorbe�ti cu ea, �i-am spus asta de mult timp. 1185 01:02:10,937 --> 01:02:13,687 Se sup�r� mereu pe mine. Nu m� ascult� niciodat�. 1186 01:02:13,689 --> 01:02:16,733 �tii bine c� trebuie s-o prinzi la momentul oportun. 1187 01:02:16,734 --> 01:02:19,069 Trebuie s� ai r�bdare. 1188 01:02:19,070 --> 01:02:21,999 Prea mult� r�bdare, tati. 1189 01:02:22,156 --> 01:02:24,358 Te asigur c� va merita. 1190 01:02:24,450 --> 01:02:28,160 Tu o iube�ti at�t de mult, �nc�t nu vezi c�t de c�poas� e. 1191 01:02:28,162 --> 01:02:30,829 Hei, ai grij� cum vorbe�ti! 1192 01:02:30,832 --> 01:02:34,373 Ei bine, trebuie s� �nchid. Mul�umesc mult, tat�. 1193 01:02:34,377 --> 01:02:36,378 Sper ca totul s� fie bine. 1194 01:02:36,379 --> 01:02:37,913 Bine. 1195 01:02:38,131 --> 01:02:39,380 Te pup mult. 1196 01:02:39,382 --> 01:02:42,591 - La revedere, scumpo. - Ciao. 1197 01:02:52,645 --> 01:02:54,588 Te-ai descurcat foarte bine. 1198 01:02:56,065 --> 01:02:59,793 Stra�nic, se pare c� terapia chiar func�ioneaz�. 1199 01:03:00,820 --> 01:03:03,989 - Ai spus cuiva? - Doar Anei. 1200 01:03:03,990 --> 01:03:06,241 Iar eu doar lui Blanca. 1201 01:03:07,243 --> 01:03:09,704 Mie mi-a spus Eduardo. 1202 01:03:12,123 --> 01:03:14,790 - Ei bine, mai vre�i tiramisu? - Da. 1203 01:03:14,792 --> 01:03:17,627 - Tic�lo�ilor! - Nu mai vreau. 1204 01:03:17,628 --> 01:03:20,180 - E foarte bun. - E delicios. 1205 01:03:20,381 --> 01:03:24,298 - Cine mai vrea? - Jum�tate de por�ie, dac� nu te superi. 1206 01:03:24,302 --> 01:03:26,219 �ie nu, te �ngra��. 1207 01:03:26,220 --> 01:03:29,691 - E foarte bun. - Haide�i, suntem la o petrecere. 1208 01:03:30,850 --> 01:03:33,644 Nu spune�i? Cine mai vrea? 1209 01:03:33,728 --> 01:03:35,520 Mama mea l-a f�cut. 1210 01:03:35,521 --> 01:03:38,648 - Serios? - Voiam s� �ti�i. 1211 01:03:40,735 --> 01:03:42,110 NU R�SPUNZI? 1212 01:03:42,111 --> 01:03:45,030 - Mesaj. - Iar Borja. 1213 01:03:45,031 --> 01:03:48,616 Bietul om, e de belea r�u de tot. 1214 01:03:48,651 --> 01:03:52,202 - R�spunde-i. - Da. �n regul�... 1215 01:03:57,543 --> 01:04:00,878 Iau... cina... cu... ni�te prieteni. 1216 01:04:00,880 --> 01:04:02,632 Vorbim... m�ine. 1217 01:04:08,763 --> 01:04:11,181 S� vedem dac� �n�elege aluzia. 1218 01:04:13,059 --> 01:04:16,436 A r�spuns, "Boule". Care-i faza cu el? E idiot? 1219 01:04:16,437 --> 01:04:18,605 Borja �sta �i permite cam multe. 1220 01:04:18,606 --> 01:04:22,734 Un idiot r�m�ne un idiot. 1221 01:04:30,493 --> 01:04:33,913 Vezi ce vrea. R�spunde-i! 1222 01:04:37,291 --> 01:04:39,961 - R�spunde-i! - Da. Sigur. 1223 01:04:47,927 --> 01:04:49,136 Alo? 1224 01:04:49,220 --> 01:04:52,555 Ce-i cu vocea asta candid�? 1225 01:04:52,557 --> 01:04:53,890 Nu m� p�c�le�ti. 1226 01:04:53,891 --> 01:04:57,477 Parc� erai bolnav?! Nu aveai grip�? 1227 01:04:57,478 --> 01:05:01,615 De ce ai ie�it �n ora�? De ce nu mi-ai spus? 1228 01:05:01,774 --> 01:05:05,777 Nu r�spunzi? Sigur, nu �tii ce s� spui. 1229 01:05:05,778 --> 01:05:08,780 Problema ta e c� habar n-ai ce vrei de la via��. 1230 01:05:08,781 --> 01:05:12,867 Asta-i buba ta. Adul�ii iau decizii, �n�elegi? 1231 01:05:12,868 --> 01:05:16,413 Nu �i tu. Pretinzi c� e�ti bolnav apoi ie�i �mpreun� cu prietenii t�i. 1232 01:05:16,414 --> 01:05:18,248 Adun�-te �i fii ferm pe pozi�ii, m�car o dat�. 1233 01:05:18,249 --> 01:05:22,992 Hot�r�te-te dac�-�i plac femeile sau b�rba�ii! 1234 01:05:24,046 --> 01:05:27,215 Hei, m� ascul�i? 1235 01:05:29,302 --> 01:05:32,178 Ia mai du-te dracului! 1236 01:05:47,862 --> 01:05:48,988 �n regul�... 1237 01:05:49,071 --> 01:05:53,366 V� explic pas cu pas, nu vreau s� v� face�i o impresie gre�it�. 1238 01:05:53,576 --> 01:05:56,486 �sta e... Borja. 1239 01:05:57,246 --> 01:06:00,705 La serviciu, st� l�ng� mine, zi de zi, 1240 01:06:00,708 --> 01:06:02,500 zi de zi �i iar zi de zi. 1241 01:06:02,501 --> 01:06:06,210 Bine�n�eles, mai st�m de vorb�. Vrute �i nevrute. 1242 01:06:06,213 --> 01:06:10,466 Eu nu i-am dat niciun motiv, dar el a�a e. 1243 01:06:10,468 --> 01:06:13,562 Adic� e homo. 1244 01:06:16,807 --> 01:06:18,970 Borja e homo. 1245 01:06:18,976 --> 01:06:23,096 �i bine�n�eles, ce era logic, 1246 01:06:23,356 --> 01:06:27,141 bietului om i s-a pus pata pe mine. 1247 01:06:27,860 --> 01:06:30,770 Asta-i tot ce era de povestit. 1248 01:06:39,080 --> 01:06:42,616 Acum nu sta�i mu�i, ca ni�te dobitoace. 1249 01:06:42,708 --> 01:06:44,990 Iubito, spune ceva. 1250 01:06:45,544 --> 01:06:48,999 Eduardo, nu-i a�a de ciudat. Spune-i! 1251 01:06:51,425 --> 01:06:54,095 Da, sigur... 1252 01:06:54,178 --> 01:06:56,763 Cineva care lucreaz� cu el... 1253 01:06:57,181 --> 01:06:59,055 este homo. 1254 01:06:59,058 --> 01:07:03,295 E homo, �n�elegi? �sta-i adev�rul gol-golu�. 1255 01:07:06,440 --> 01:07:11,934 - A�i avut vreo rela�ie? - Te-ai �icnit? 1256 01:07:12,613 --> 01:07:15,890 Ai vreo leg�tur� cu el? 1257 01:07:16,367 --> 01:07:18,611 Poftim? Cum a� putea? 1258 01:07:18,619 --> 01:07:20,993 S-a-ndr�gostit de mine, 1259 01:07:20,996 --> 01:07:23,740 e complet nebun, m� urm�re�te peste tot. 1260 01:07:23,749 --> 01:07:26,910 Nu �tiu dac�-�i dai seama, dar... 1261 01:07:26,919 --> 01:07:29,170 homosexualii cred c� to�i sunt poponari. 1262 01:07:29,171 --> 01:07:32,381 �n afar� de faptul c� pui silicoane, mai e�ti �i om de �tiin��, da? 1263 01:07:32,383 --> 01:07:34,435 Freud! Nenorocitul de Freud! 1264 01:07:34,552 --> 01:07:37,635 - �n�elegi ce vreau s� spun. - �sta e mersul lucrurilor. 1265 01:07:37,638 --> 01:07:39,340 Alfonso are dreptate. 1266 01:07:39,348 --> 01:07:41,680 Vreau s� aflu dac� voi doi a�i avut vreo aventur�. 1267 01:07:41,684 --> 01:07:45,250 E�ti obsedat�. Nici vorb�! E�ti nebun�? 1268 01:07:45,271 --> 01:07:47,479 Iubito, uit�-te la mine. 1269 01:07:47,481 --> 01:07:51,480 Suntem �mpreun� de 15 ani, avem 2 copii. 1270 01:07:51,485 --> 01:07:53,403 Ar trebui s� m� cuno�ti. 1271 01:07:53,446 --> 01:07:56,740 - Poate c� nu te cunosc a�a de bine. - Nu m� prosti �n fa��! 1272 01:07:56,741 --> 01:07:59,998 Eu sunt, bine? Sunt normal. 1273 01:08:00,077 --> 01:08:01,994 Cum a� putea fi unul dintre cei care...? 1274 01:08:01,996 --> 01:08:05,664 Nu e nimic r�u �n problema asta. Fiecare �tie ce face. 1275 01:08:05,666 --> 01:08:10,986 Pur �i simplu am alte gusturi, �mi plac femeile. 1276 01:08:11,881 --> 01:08:15,380 �i nu toate femeile, ci doar una. 1277 01:08:15,384 --> 01:08:18,303 Mai exact, so�ia mea. 1278 01:08:19,472 --> 01:08:23,017 Ana, cum s�-�i spun? �ntre mine �i acest... 1279 01:08:23,559 --> 01:08:25,595 Borja... 1280 01:08:25,853 --> 01:08:32,001 �ntre mine �i Borja nu-i nimic, la naiba! 1281 01:08:33,110 --> 01:08:35,069 E Borja. 1282 01:08:35,738 --> 01:08:37,996 Fir-ar s� fie! 1283 01:08:53,214 --> 01:08:55,931 Ce zice? 1284 01:08:58,010 --> 01:09:02,305 Zic� c�... da... ba nu, zice c�... 1285 01:09:04,725 --> 01:09:07,976 cu exactitate... 1286 01:09:09,980 --> 01:09:12,706 zice... 1287 01:09:14,902 --> 01:09:18,320 "Mi-e dor de s�rut�rile tale". 1288 01:10:04,952 --> 01:10:08,963 Ana... Ana, ajunge! Te rog. 1289 01:10:09,081 --> 01:10:14,879 Antonio, Antonio... E�ti pederast? 1290 01:10:15,212 --> 01:10:17,664 Nu-i nimic r�u. E-n regul�. 1291 01:10:17,673 --> 01:10:20,992 Prive�te �i partea pozitiv�... 1292 01:10:21,677 --> 01:10:24,195 Vrei s�-mi dai vinul? 1293 01:10:24,930 --> 01:10:29,476 - D�-mi vinul! - Gata, e-n regul�. 1294 01:10:29,560 --> 01:10:32,680 Sunt bucuros. ��i spun eu, m� bucur pentru tine. E�ti curajos. 1295 01:10:32,688 --> 01:10:34,690 �nceteaz�. Gluma s-a sf�r�it. 1296 01:10:34,725 --> 01:10:37,650 E poponar! 1297 01:10:38,277 --> 01:10:40,360 Rahat! D�-mi drumul! 1298 01:10:40,362 --> 01:10:42,236 Ana, ajunge! 1299 01:10:42,239 --> 01:10:46,490 Care e partea pozitiv� a acestui lucru? 1300 01:10:46,493 --> 01:10:48,827 1, nu exist� o alt� femeie. 1301 01:10:48,829 --> 01:10:51,330 2, nu pune la �ndoial� rela�ia lui cu tine. 1302 01:10:51,332 --> 01:10:53,165 κi pune la �ndoial� doar propria persoan�. 1303 01:10:53,167 --> 01:10:55,543 Blanca, scumpo, problema e 1304 01:10:55,544 --> 01:10:59,629 c� unui anume Borja �i e dor de s�rut�rile so�ului meu. 1305 01:10:59,632 --> 01:11:01,166 Ai �n�eles? 1306 01:11:01,383 --> 01:11:02,964 Fir-ar s� fie... 1307 01:11:02,968 --> 01:11:07,138 �n ce rahat nenorocit am intrat din cauza jocului �luia nenorocit. 1308 01:11:07,139 --> 01:11:10,140 - E u�or de explicat. - Da, o s� le explic�m. 1309 01:11:10,142 --> 01:11:11,976 Exist� o explica�ie. Vede�i voi... 1310 01:11:11,977 --> 01:11:14,227 Nu trebuie s� ne explici. 1311 01:11:14,229 --> 01:11:17,020 - E un mic am�nunt... - Ce e cu tonul �la din vocea ta? 1312 01:11:17,024 --> 01:11:19,401 Nimic. N-am nimic. Dar tu? 1313 01:11:19,610 --> 01:11:21,945 - Normal c� n-am nimic nici eu, pu�tiule. - Atunci toat� lumea n-are nimic. 1314 01:11:21,946 --> 01:11:23,196 Las�-l s� vorbeasc�. 1315 01:11:23,197 --> 01:11:26,490 Dup� ce a t�cut 20 de ani, normal c� �i e greu s� vorbeasc� acum. 1316 01:11:26,492 --> 01:11:28,867 Exist� o explica�ie. V� rog s-o asculta�i. 1317 01:11:28,869 --> 01:11:32,250 Eu nu �n�eleg ceva. 1318 01:11:32,498 --> 01:11:36,334 E�ti �uc�rit c� sunt poponar sau c� nu �i-am spus asta? 1319 01:11:36,335 --> 01:11:40,830 Sunt �uc�rit c� dup� 20 de ani habar n-am cine dracu' e�ti. 1320 01:11:40,839 --> 01:11:42,994 Nu �tii cine este? 1321 01:11:43,467 --> 01:11:47,499 E Antonio, ve�nicul t�u amic Antonio. 1322 01:11:47,554 --> 01:11:48,887 Nu s-a schimbat. 1323 01:11:48,889 --> 01:11:51,848 I-ai spus totul, ai �mp�r�it totul cu el. 1324 01:11:51,850 --> 01:11:54,101 Am �mp�r�it totul cu el, dar nu �i invers! 1325 01:11:54,103 --> 01:11:57,354 A omis s�-mi spun� un mic detaliu. 1326 01:11:57,356 --> 01:11:59,607 S�-�i spun? Cum vine asta? 1327 01:11:59,608 --> 01:12:03,236 Cum adic�? Am dormit �mpreun�, am m�ncat din aceea�i farfurie, 1328 01:12:03,237 --> 01:12:04,777 am f�cut du� �mpreun�. 1329 01:12:04,780 --> 01:12:06,947 Dac� am un prieten homo, a� vrea s� �tiu. 1330 01:12:06,949 --> 01:12:10,449 Atunci o s� m� hot�r�sc dac�-mi pas�, dar vreau s� �tiu! 1331 01:12:10,452 --> 01:12:12,576 "O s� m� hot�r�sc dac�-mi pas�". 1332 01:12:12,579 --> 01:12:14,787 Tu te ascul�i? ��i dai seama ce spui? 1333 01:12:14,790 --> 01:12:16,580 ��i dai seama ce n-ai spus? 1334 01:12:16,583 --> 01:12:19,750 Care-i problema ta nenorocit� aici? 1335 01:12:19,753 --> 01:12:23,422 Poate spune ce vrea. Sau, la fel de bine, s�-�i �in� pliscul. 1336 01:12:23,424 --> 01:12:26,343 Dac� asta vre�i cu to�ii, am s� tac. 1337 01:12:26,427 --> 01:12:28,301 Eu sunt cel ciudat. Sf�r�it de poveste. 1338 01:12:28,303 --> 01:12:32,507 De ce trebuie s� fie cineva "ciudat" sau nu? 1339 01:12:32,808 --> 01:12:36,350 S-o l�s�m balt�. Cine vrea gin tonic? 1340 01:12:36,353 --> 01:12:40,147 - De c�t timp sunte�i aman�i? - La naiba, nu vei �nceta niciodat�. 1341 01:12:40,149 --> 01:12:43,593 Ana, te rog, nu realizezi c� tevatura asta e absurd�? 1342 01:12:43,694 --> 01:12:46,195 De c�teva luni nu te-ai mai atins de mine. 1343 01:12:46,196 --> 01:12:51,033 Eram sigur� c� ai o amant�, vreo curvi�tin� ca a lui Pepe. 1344 01:12:51,035 --> 01:12:53,490 - F�r� sup�rare. - Nicio problem�. 1345 01:12:53,495 --> 01:12:57,080 Cel pu�in ar fi avut o logic�, ar fi explicat o mul�ime de lucruri... 1346 01:12:57,082 --> 01:12:58,455 Care lucruri, Ana? 1347 01:12:58,459 --> 01:13:01,878 - Asta e deja prea mult, Ana... - Gura! 1348 01:13:02,379 --> 01:13:06,213 M-am s�turat s� v� tot lua�i ap�rarea. L�sa�i-l s� vorbeasc�. 1349 01:13:06,216 --> 01:13:09,493 De c�t timp e�ti cuplat cu Borja? 1350 01:13:09,595 --> 01:13:12,313 Nu vrei s�-mi spui? 1351 01:13:12,514 --> 01:13:14,999 De pu�in timp. 1352 01:13:20,606 --> 01:13:25,124 - �i c��i al�ii? - C��i al�ii ce? 1353 01:13:25,694 --> 01:13:29,946 �i c��i "din �ia" au mai fost �naintea lui? 1354 01:13:30,324 --> 01:13:32,700 - Niciunul. - Ana, Borja e singurul. 1355 01:13:32,701 --> 01:13:34,827 Du-te dracului, p�c�liciule! 1356 01:13:34,828 --> 01:13:36,996 Ana, ajunge! 1357 01:13:37,706 --> 01:13:40,708 Gata! Te-ai dat destul �n spectacol. 1358 01:13:40,709 --> 01:13:43,668 Plec�m! Ne cert�m pe tema asta acas�. 1359 01:13:43,670 --> 01:13:47,548 Da, �n fa�a copiilor. Vom sta unul l�ng� altul �i le vom spune: 1360 01:13:47,549 --> 01:13:49,717 "Tati are ceva foarte instructiv s� v� spun�". 1361 01:13:49,718 --> 01:13:50,962 Ce chin nenorocit! 1362 01:13:50,969 --> 01:13:53,720 "Dar s� nu-i spune�i �nv���toarei c� lui tati �i plac b�ie�ii, 1363 01:13:53,722 --> 01:13:56,890 fiindc� nu va mai putea s� v� ia vreodat� de la �coal�". 1364 01:13:56,892 --> 01:13:59,627 - La naiba, asta a fost dur�. - Ana, s� fii homo e un lucru, 1365 01:13:59,628 --> 01:14:01,662 - iar pederast e deja altceva. - Las-o balt�! 1366 01:14:01,664 --> 01:14:04,855 Homo, pederast, comunist, jihadist, pesederist... Altceva ce mai sunt? 1367 01:14:04,858 --> 01:14:09,821 - �mi da�i voie s� spun �i eu ceva? - Nu acum. Taci! 1368 01:14:34,012 --> 01:14:35,302 Salut, Mario. 1369 01:14:35,305 --> 01:14:37,222 La naiba, nu m� suni? 1370 01:14:37,224 --> 01:14:39,685 Scuze, eram ocupat. 1371 01:14:39,768 --> 01:14:41,768 I-a pl�cut inelul? 1372 01:14:41,770 --> 01:14:42,979 Foarte mult. 1373 01:14:42,980 --> 01:14:45,231 I se potrive�te? Dac� nu, f�r� probleme, 1374 01:14:45,232 --> 01:14:48,066 pute�i veni �mpreun� �i �i modific inelul pe loc. 1375 01:14:48,068 --> 01:14:51,996 Nu, �i vine "precum o m�nu��". 1376 01:14:56,994 --> 01:14:59,287 Auzi, acum sunt pu�in ocupat. 1377 01:14:59,329 --> 01:15:02,791 Te-ai cramponat prea mult pentru inelul �la. 1378 01:15:02,875 --> 01:15:07,837 - Vezi cum trebuie s� m� ascul�i? - Exact. Acum trebuie s� �nchid... 1379 01:15:08,088 --> 01:15:12,191 Dar cerceii i-au pl�cut? 1380 01:15:14,303 --> 01:15:16,137 Edu? 1381 01:15:16,930 --> 01:15:18,380 Omule... 1382 01:15:18,390 --> 01:15:20,224 Da, sigur, da... 1383 01:15:20,225 --> 01:15:22,894 Nu prea pari convins. 1384 01:15:23,604 --> 01:15:24,770 Ne vedem �n cur�nd. 1385 01:15:24,771 --> 01:15:25,897 Edu... 1386 01:15:25,898 --> 01:15:28,466 Eu nu port cercei niciodat�. 1387 01:15:28,609 --> 01:15:32,777 De fapt, nici m�car n-am g�uri �n urechi... 1388 01:15:38,452 --> 01:15:41,537 Cui i-au pl�cut cerceii? 1389 01:15:42,539 --> 01:15:45,215 Ajunge cu jocul �sta imbecil! 1390 01:15:45,250 --> 01:15:48,420 Vezi ce se �nt�mpl�? Lucrurile s-au sucit. 1391 01:15:48,455 --> 01:15:51,505 Cuplurile se despart. 1392 01:15:52,049 --> 01:15:54,197 Plec�m, da? 1393 01:15:54,509 --> 01:15:58,553 E foarte t�rziu. C�t e ora? 1394 01:16:04,895 --> 01:16:07,730 - De ce nu-i r�spunzi? - E doar Lola. 1395 01:16:07,731 --> 01:16:11,234 - Atunci r�spunde-i Lolei! - Dar va fi vorba despre tura mea. 1396 01:16:11,235 --> 01:16:14,746 - R�spunde-i! - Blanca... 1397 01:16:15,656 --> 01:16:19,200 Blanca! Ce faci? 1398 01:16:19,201 --> 01:16:22,160 Blanca, te rog, d�-mi telefonul. 1399 01:16:22,162 --> 01:16:24,662 Te rog, d�-mi telefonul �la nenorocit! 1400 01:16:24,665 --> 01:16:28,834 Ce faci? 1401 01:16:29,253 --> 01:16:32,170 - D�-mi telefonul! - Eduardo, scuze, sunt nervoas�. 1402 01:16:32,172 --> 01:16:35,424 Am cump�rat un test de la farmacie �i nu-i �n�eleg semnifica�ia. 1403 01:16:35,425 --> 01:16:37,176 Ce �nseamn� o liniu�� ro�ie? 1404 01:16:37,177 --> 01:16:40,137 Cred c� e pozitiv, dar pozitiv pentru cine? 1405 01:16:40,138 --> 01:16:43,683 - Nu �n�eleg. - Nu... Blanca! 1406 01:16:48,021 --> 01:16:49,606 Blanca. 1407 01:16:50,649 --> 01:16:51,996 Blanca. 1408 01:16:52,109 --> 01:16:53,943 Blanca. 1409 01:16:54,736 --> 01:16:56,560 Deschide u�a, Blanca! 1410 01:16:56,571 --> 01:16:57,994 Pleac�! 1411 01:16:58,282 --> 01:17:00,075 Ce tic�los! 1412 01:17:00,158 --> 01:17:01,993 Ascult�-m�! 1413 01:17:03,370 --> 01:17:05,955 Blanca, te rog, las�-m� s�-�i explic! 1414 01:17:07,958 --> 01:17:10,418 M� la�i s�-�i vorbesc? 1415 01:17:17,759 --> 01:17:21,050 Serios, n-a fost nimic. Deschide, te rog. 1416 01:17:21,054 --> 01:17:22,389 Blanca! Blanquita! 1417 01:17:22,597 --> 01:17:23,722 Blanca! Rahat! 1418 01:17:23,724 --> 01:17:25,433 Taci! 1419 01:17:25,434 --> 01:17:29,395 A fost doar o noapte, o prostie. Eram am�ndoi b�u�i... 1420 01:17:29,396 --> 01:17:32,231 Jur pe Dumnezeu... 1421 01:17:33,442 --> 01:17:34,940 Ce faci? 1422 01:17:34,943 --> 01:17:40,296 Exist� vreun moment al zilei c�nd n-ai m�dularul �nfipt pe undeva? 1423 01:17:45,746 --> 01:17:49,790 De ce? Ne-o tragem zilnic, chiar de mai multe ori pe zi 1424 01:17:49,791 --> 01:17:53,627 �i suntem foarte ferici�i. De ce?! 1425 01:17:54,046 --> 01:17:56,250 De ce? 1426 01:17:56,256 --> 01:17:59,997 Suntem proasp�t c�s�tori�i. Nu �n�eleg... 1427 01:18:00,469 --> 01:18:03,385 Blanca... ie�i afar�. 1428 01:18:03,388 --> 01:18:06,515 Nu face ditamai drama! 1429 01:18:06,516 --> 01:18:09,060 �ncearc� s� vezi �i partea pozitiv�. 1430 01:18:22,908 --> 01:18:24,951 Porcule! 1431 01:18:34,711 --> 01:18:35,623 Blanca. 1432 01:18:35,629 --> 01:18:37,670 Nu meritam asta. 1433 01:18:37,672 --> 01:18:39,963 Nu fi melodramatic�! 1434 01:18:39,966 --> 01:18:41,550 Tic�losul! Nemernicul! 1435 01:18:41,551 --> 01:18:44,220 Ai de g�nd s� te dai �n spectacol acum? 1436 01:18:44,221 --> 01:18:46,698 Nu e o chestie at�t de grav�. 1437 01:19:01,154 --> 01:19:03,322 Ce s-a-nt�mplat? 1438 01:19:13,083 --> 01:19:15,751 Ai ceva s�-mi spui? 1439 01:19:18,797 --> 01:19:20,673 Nimic. 1440 01:19:29,724 --> 01:19:32,017 Blanca... 1441 01:19:42,320 --> 01:19:46,449 Un tip din agenda ta vrea s� �tie dac� �i-ai dat jos chilo�eii. 1442 01:19:51,079 --> 01:19:53,581 Purtai chilo�ei? 1443 01:19:55,333 --> 01:19:58,420 �i-ai pus chilo�i? 1444 01:20:01,506 --> 01:20:05,590 - Cine naiba e Hugo? - Nimeni. 1445 01:20:05,594 --> 01:20:08,880 Serios? Aici scrie "Hugo". 1446 01:20:08,889 --> 01:20:11,598 E un joc prostesc. 1447 01:20:11,600 --> 01:20:14,017 De c�nd joci tu jocul �sta prostesc? 1448 01:20:14,019 --> 01:20:16,770 Nu-i nimic serios, nici nu-l cunosc. 1449 01:20:16,771 --> 01:20:19,148 "Nici nu-l cunosc", spune ea. 1450 01:20:19,149 --> 01:20:22,026 Nu l-am v�zut niciodat�, doar ne scriem mesaje. 1451 01:20:22,027 --> 01:20:24,400 Ana, nu m� prosti. 1452 01:20:24,404 --> 01:20:27,071 - ��i jur, totul e virtual. - Virtual? Du-te dracului! 1453 01:20:27,073 --> 01:20:29,992 A �nceput ca o prosteal�, ne d�deam mesaje. 1454 01:20:30,368 --> 01:20:33,285 Serios? Apoi te-ai prostit mai mult �i l-ai sunat. 1455 01:20:33,288 --> 01:20:37,700 - Ba nu. Hai s� mergem acas�. - Unde acas�? 1456 01:20:37,709 --> 01:20:39,793 Care cas�? 1457 01:20:40,045 --> 01:20:42,505 Nu i-am auzit niciodat� vocea. 1458 01:20:42,506 --> 01:20:45,258 �i el e c�s�torit. Ce s�-i spun? 1459 01:20:45,342 --> 01:20:49,053 Nu... Nu, nu. Te rog, nu. 1460 01:20:49,054 --> 01:20:51,305 Te implor. 1461 01:20:51,348 --> 01:20:53,224 Alo? 1462 01:20:54,768 --> 01:20:56,894 Ana? 1463 01:21:00,524 --> 01:21:02,566 Salut, Hugo. 1464 01:21:02,567 --> 01:21:05,150 Bun�, Ana. Ce surpriz�! 1465 01:21:05,153 --> 01:21:06,613 Voiam s�-�i vorbesc. 1466 01:21:06,696 --> 01:21:08,445 Mul�umesc. 1467 01:21:08,448 --> 01:21:10,780 �i a� vrea s� te cunosc. 1468 01:21:10,784 --> 01:21:12,786 Dar ini�ial ai refuzat. 1469 01:21:12,869 --> 01:21:14,450 M-am r�zg�ndit. 1470 01:21:14,454 --> 01:21:18,080 Bine, ne putem �nt�lni. �n�elegi c� �i eu �mi doresc acest lucru. 1471 01:21:18,083 --> 01:21:19,665 Ei bine, trebuie s� �nchid. 1472 01:21:19,668 --> 01:21:21,711 Ana? Ana? 1473 01:21:21,795 --> 01:21:22,750 Spune. 1474 01:21:22,754 --> 01:21:26,000 Ai o voce suav�, diferit� de ce-mi imaginam eu. 1475 01:21:26,007 --> 01:21:27,048 La revedere, Hugo. 1476 01:21:27,050 --> 01:21:29,911 E dr�gu��, �mi place. 1477 01:21:30,804 --> 01:21:31,971 �mi place mult. 1478 01:21:31,972 --> 01:21:35,997 Dar vocea asta ��i place, boule? 1479 01:21:36,434 --> 01:21:38,800 Gata! N-o s� mai sune niciodat�. 1480 01:21:38,812 --> 01:21:40,437 �i asta cum schimb� lucrurile? 1481 01:21:40,438 --> 01:21:43,232 Care-i diferen�a dac� �i-o trage la telefon sau �n persoan�? 1482 01:21:43,233 --> 01:21:46,527 �mi pare r�u s� �i-o spun, dar nu e�ti �ndrept��it s�-mi �ii predici. 1483 01:21:46,528 --> 01:21:48,527 �n plus, eu nu m-am culcat cu nimeni. 1484 01:21:48,530 --> 01:21:52,740 E�ti o zdrean��, Ana. O zdrean�� �i o la��. 1485 01:21:52,742 --> 01:21:55,851 �i-o tragi prin telefon. 1486 01:21:55,870 --> 01:21:58,830 Singura problem� e s� nu pierzi semnalul �nainte s�-�i dai drumul, nu? 1487 01:21:58,832 --> 01:22:03,210 Cu urm�torul o s� mi-o trag la hotel, a�a admirabil, ca tine. 1488 01:22:03,211 --> 01:22:07,964 Barem atunci cineva o s�-�i dea chilo�ii jos. 1489 01:22:08,717 --> 01:22:10,050 Plec. 1490 01:22:10,051 --> 01:22:11,801 Da, du-te. A�a e corect. 1491 01:22:11,803 --> 01:22:15,540 Spune-le �i copiilor asta, o s� li se par� genial. 1492 01:22:15,599 --> 01:22:19,392 Bag�-�i remarca asta-n fund! Ba nu, scuze, acolo chiar ��i place. 1493 01:22:19,394 --> 01:22:22,520 - Stai pu�in. - D�-mi drumul! 1494 01:22:22,522 --> 01:22:26,322 - Por�i chilo�i? - Ce faci? 1495 01:22:26,526 --> 01:22:27,900 D�-mi drumul! 1496 01:22:27,902 --> 01:22:29,404 Nu spuneai c� totul era virtual? 1497 01:22:29,487 --> 01:22:31,323 - �i ce-�i pas�? - Nu-mi pas�! 1498 01:22:31,406 --> 01:22:34,610 - Antonio, opre�te-te! - Las�-m� s� v�d! 1499 01:22:34,618 --> 01:22:36,494 - Ba nu! - Las�-m� s� v�d. 1500 01:22:36,578 --> 01:22:37,802 - Nu! - Antonio... 1501 01:22:37,871 --> 01:22:39,910 - Las-o-n pace! - D�-mi drumul! 1502 01:22:39,914 --> 01:22:44,468 Vreau s� v�d dac� poart� chilo�i! Cred c� am acest drept! 1503 01:22:44,628 --> 01:22:46,687 Antonio, te rog! 1504 01:22:47,088 --> 01:22:49,590 - Las�-m� s�-i v�d! - Ajunge, Antonio! 1505 01:22:49,591 --> 01:22:51,434 Unde fugi? 1506 01:22:51,676 --> 01:22:53,593 - Las�-m� s� v�d. - Nu! 1507 01:22:53,595 --> 01:22:56,512 E�ti at�t de zdrean�� �nc�t nu por�i chilo�i? 1508 01:22:56,514 --> 01:22:59,642 D�-mi drumul! Las�-m�-n pace! 1509 01:23:07,359 --> 01:23:08,905 Zdrean�o! 1510 01:23:08,943 --> 01:23:10,861 Ajunge! 1511 01:23:13,448 --> 01:23:16,075 Ce s-a-nt�mplat cu voi? A�i �nnebunit? 1512 01:23:16,076 --> 01:23:21,037 Antonio, dac-o mai atingi pe so�ia ta, 1513 01:23:22,999 --> 01:23:25,634 ��i cr�p capul. 1514 01:23:28,672 --> 01:23:30,589 Mul�umit? 1515 01:23:42,769 --> 01:23:44,945 Ce e cu voi? 1516 01:24:08,211 --> 01:24:10,999 Doar un lucru v� mai spun... 1517 01:24:13,216 --> 01:24:17,535 Pentru informarea voastr�: eu sunt poponarul. 1518 01:24:21,516 --> 01:24:24,977 R�spunde dracului la telefon, huidum�. 1519 01:24:25,061 --> 01:24:29,245 - Poftim? - Nu l-ai auzit? 1520 01:24:29,274 --> 01:24:30,773 Tu e�ti un bou. 1521 01:24:30,775 --> 01:24:33,190 Un bou? Nu. Un poponar. 1522 01:24:33,194 --> 01:24:34,775 Da. 1523 01:24:34,779 --> 01:24:37,400 Am spus-o corect? Poponar. 1524 01:24:37,407 --> 01:24:40,740 Fiindc� voi a�i spus-o clar �i r�spicat. 1525 01:24:40,744 --> 01:24:43,910 A�i f�cut schimb de telefoane? De ce? 1526 01:24:43,913 --> 01:24:46,148 �ntreab�-l pe el. 1527 01:24:47,500 --> 01:24:49,710 �i contorsionista? 1528 01:24:53,465 --> 01:24:54,672 Nu r�de! 1529 01:24:54,674 --> 01:24:57,760 Am jucat rolul homosexualului pentru o secund�, dar mi-a ajuns. 1530 01:24:57,761 --> 01:25:01,345 A fost nasol de tot. Mi-a�i scos peri albi, tic�lo�ilor! 1531 01:25:01,347 --> 01:25:04,180 A�i s�rit to�i pe mine: "Poponarule!". Iar faza cu "idila"... 1532 01:25:04,184 --> 01:25:06,017 - Care era problema? - Care era problema?! 1533 01:25:06,019 --> 01:25:09,520 Dac� sunt homo, trebuie s� �i-o bag �n fund? 1534 01:25:09,522 --> 01:25:11,105 Nu e�ti genul meu, pu�tiule. 1535 01:25:11,107 --> 01:25:13,358 �i tu la fel: 1536 01:25:13,359 --> 01:25:15,527 "Eu nu sunt homo, sunt normal". 1537 01:25:15,528 --> 01:25:17,738 Poftim? Adic� eu nu sunt normal? 1538 01:25:17,739 --> 01:25:20,824 Pepe... Gata, �mi pare r�u. 1539 01:25:20,825 --> 01:25:23,900 Conversa�ia asta e infect�. E �nvechit� �i desuet�. 1540 01:25:23,912 --> 01:25:27,150 Acum exist� c�s�torii �ntre homo, ba chiar �i adop�ii. Du-te dracului! 1541 01:25:27,156 --> 01:25:29,624 V� zbiera�i drepturile c�t e ziulica de mare! 1542 01:25:29,626 --> 01:25:34,179 De ce crede�i c� m-au dat afar� din �coal�? 1543 01:25:35,757 --> 01:25:39,675 - C� m-am �ngr�at 10 kile? - Tic�lo�ii! 1544 01:25:39,677 --> 01:25:42,093 Fiindc� ei g�ndesc ca tine, Eduardo. 1545 01:25:42,096 --> 01:25:46,760 Poponarii nu pot intra �ntr-o sal� de sport f�r� s� nu �i-o bage �n fundul cuiva. 1546 01:25:46,768 --> 01:25:49,950 Dac� �sta e motivul, Pepe, �i putem da �n judecat�. 1547 01:25:49,954 --> 01:25:52,947 Da, �n judecat�... 1548 01:25:53,066 --> 01:25:55,902 Nici m�car n-am avut curajul s-o recunosc �n fa�a prietenilor 1549 01:25:55,985 --> 01:25:59,197 �i am s-o spun la tribunal, s� m� vad� chiar mama mea. 1550 01:25:59,405 --> 01:26:02,191 Acum ne po�i face cuno�tin�� cu Borja �la, da? 1551 01:26:02,200 --> 01:26:04,450 Nici vorb�. 1552 01:26:04,452 --> 01:26:06,370 Nu suntem tipii cei r�i, nu-i a�a? 1553 01:26:06,371 --> 01:26:09,582 Nu, nu sunte�i r�i. 1554 01:26:09,666 --> 01:26:11,543 Sunte�i tembeli, dar nu sunte�i r�i deloc. 1555 01:26:11,626 --> 01:26:14,460 Nu-mi pas� de glumele voastre ieftine, 1556 01:26:14,462 --> 01:26:16,670 dar l-ar putea jigni, 1557 01:26:16,673 --> 01:26:22,170 iar eu nu vreau s� se simt� prost. �n�elege�i de ce? 1558 01:26:22,178 --> 01:26:25,763 Fiindc� sunt �ndr�gostit de el. 1559 01:26:28,393 --> 01:26:34,146 La naiba, a sunat foarte ciudat. Vrea cineva whisky? 1560 01:26:35,024 --> 01:26:37,440 A plecat cu un taxi. 1561 01:26:37,443 --> 01:26:40,320 Am �ncercat s-o conving s� r�m�n�, dar n-a fost chip. 1562 01:26:40,321 --> 01:26:43,524 Nici vorb�. A refuzat, deci nu exist� cale de �mp�care. 1563 01:26:43,529 --> 01:26:46,860 Ce noapte de rahat! 1564 01:26:48,037 --> 01:26:50,664 M�car dac� am putea �ntoarce timpul �napoi. 1565 01:26:51,708 --> 01:26:53,585 Poate c-aveai dreptate, scumpo: 1566 01:26:53,668 --> 01:26:56,377 Ar fi trebuit s� ie�im �n ora�. 1567 01:26:56,379 --> 01:26:58,547 Da. 1568 01:27:04,846 --> 01:27:08,390 Jocul a fost minunat. Vorbesc serios. 1569 01:27:08,391 --> 01:27:12,500 A l�murit majoritatea lucrurilor. 1570 01:27:12,520 --> 01:27:16,478 V� mul�umesc tuturor c-a�i t�cut m�lc �i a�i g�ndit: 1571 01:27:16,482 --> 01:27:19,652 "Oh, biata fat�, n-a pus m�na pe niciun iste�. 1572 01:27:19,736 --> 01:27:24,189 Iar nou� nu ne pas� c�tu�i de pu�in, e prietenul nostru!" 1573 01:27:25,658 --> 01:27:28,252 Pute�i s� v� duce�i to�i dracului! 1574 01:27:43,176 --> 01:27:47,428 Poate c-ar trebui s� pleci �i tu. 1575 01:27:48,014 --> 01:27:51,724 Dac� te mai v�d vreodat�, te omor cu m�na mea. 1576 01:28:22,131 --> 01:28:24,591 M� duc s� m� culc. 1577 01:28:32,809 --> 01:28:35,726 - Noapte bun�. - Noapte bun�. 1578 01:29:30,003 --> 01:29:35,681 Aceast� subtitrare e dedicat� tuturor CIUMPALACILOR 1579 01:29:35,703 --> 01:29:40,381 care o posteaz� pe alte site-uri de filme online sau de subtitr�ri, 1580 01:29:40,390 --> 01:29:45,181 DUP� ce �i �terg �n prealabil autorul. 1581 01:29:45,200 --> 01:29:50,181 Mult succes �n continuare. Capul face, capul (t)rage. 1582 01:31:41,706 --> 01:31:43,640 Te sim�i bine? 1583 01:31:51,257 --> 01:31:55,383 Credeam c-a�i plecat cu to�ii. Nu �n�eleg. 1584 01:31:55,386 --> 01:31:59,806 - Poftim? - Dac� vrei, putem pleca. 1585 01:32:01,225 --> 01:32:03,643 Nu poate fi aievea. 1586 01:32:04,812 --> 01:32:06,980 Nu se poate. 1587 01:32:09,483 --> 01:32:11,693 Haide�i s� juc�m jocul �sta cu telefoanele. 1588 01:32:11,694 --> 01:32:14,196 Da, �nainte s� ne r�zg�ndim. 1589 01:32:18,910 --> 01:32:22,495 Pentru a face un pas �nainte, trebuie s� dai �napoi, nu? 1590 01:32:22,496 --> 01:32:26,498 - Mai serve�te friptur�. - Nu, sunt s�tul deja. 1591 01:32:26,500 --> 01:32:29,250 - Eu mai vreau, e delicioas�. - Doar sosul e plin de calorii. 1592 01:32:29,253 --> 01:32:31,920 Pentru a arde calorille din friptur� �i vin, trebuie s� alergi 3 ore. 1593 01:32:31,923 --> 01:32:34,840 3 ore irosite din via�a ta, de parc� nici n-ar fi existat. 1594 01:32:34,842 --> 01:32:36,760 Chiar merit�? 1595 01:32:39,055 --> 01:32:43,640 Hei, lipse�te un telefon. Eva... A�eaz�-�i-l pe mas�. 1596 01:32:43,643 --> 01:32:45,685 Pune-l acolo. 1597 01:32:47,271 --> 01:32:48,938 - Nu pot. - Nu po�i? 1598 01:32:48,940 --> 01:32:49,940 Acum nu poate. 1599 01:32:49,941 --> 01:32:52,900 Voia cu ardoare s� joace, iar acum spune c� nu mai poate. 1600 01:32:52,902 --> 01:32:54,360 Acum dai �nd�r�t? 1601 01:32:54,362 --> 01:32:58,673 �i-ai amintit c� ai ceva compromi��tor �n telefon, nu? 1602 01:32:58,991 --> 01:33:02,116 L-am sc�pat... peste balcon. 1603 01:33:02,119 --> 01:33:04,410 - L-ai sc�pat? - �n strad�? 1604 01:33:04,413 --> 01:33:06,580 - Biata de tine! �mi pare r�u. - Dumnezeule... 1605 01:33:06,582 --> 01:33:09,665 - F�r� contacte, f�r� documente... - N-ai un backup de rezerv�? 1606 01:33:09,669 --> 01:33:13,213 C�nd se-nt�mpl� chestii de genul �sta, r�m�i cu degetul-n gur�. 1607 01:33:13,214 --> 01:33:15,465 Ai toate documentele salvate-n cloud, iar apoi nu mai r�m�i cu nimic. 1608 01:33:15,466 --> 01:33:18,590 Dac� mi-a� pierde contactele, a� comite un hara-kiri. 1609 01:33:18,594 --> 01:33:21,805 Nu-i nimic. ��i cumperi altul cu punctele acumulate. 1610 01:33:21,806 --> 01:33:24,890 Dar acum cum mai juc�m? 1611 01:33:24,892 --> 01:33:27,434 Sf�r�itul jocului! 1612 01:33:27,436 --> 01:33:30,563 Prea bine, nu mai juc�m. �sta era �i scopul: to�i sau niciunul. 1613 01:33:30,564 --> 01:33:34,150 - Asta a fost clar �nc� de la �nceput. - Deci nu mai juc�m. Ce p�cat! 1614 01:33:34,151 --> 01:33:35,526 - Da. - �ntr-adev�r. 1615 01:33:35,528 --> 01:33:37,947 Fiica mea are jocul "�.O.M.A.N.A.P.". 1616 01:33:38,155 --> 01:33:40,508 Se accept� "caracti�a" pe post de animal de companie? 1617 01:33:40,510 --> 01:33:43,110 Dar "Pepe" se accept�? 1618 01:33:43,119 --> 01:33:47,789 Hei, nu te sup�ra fr��ioare �i nu m� lovi. 1619 01:33:50,835 --> 01:33:52,160 O clip�. 1620 01:33:52,169 --> 01:33:54,545 - R�spund. R�spund. - Da! 1621 01:33:54,547 --> 01:33:55,923 - Nu! - Ba r�spund! 1622 01:33:56,007 --> 01:33:59,882 Ba nu, din acest moment, comuta�i toate telefoanele pe "modul avion". 1623 01:33:59,885 --> 01:34:02,176 Gata cu telefoanele. Vreau o cin� �n lini�te. 1624 01:34:02,179 --> 01:34:04,345 - Mie unul �mi convine. - Cine e? 1625 01:34:04,348 --> 01:34:06,860 Num�r necunoscut. 1626 01:34:17,361 --> 01:34:19,404 - Iubito, te sim�i bine? - Da. 1627 01:34:19,405 --> 01:34:22,283 Mi s-a p�rut foarte amuzant� gluma cu caracati�a. 1628 01:34:22,366 --> 01:34:25,994 Te por�i ciudat. Chiar te sim�i bine? 1629 01:34:26,454 --> 01:34:29,706 Mai bine ca niciodat�. 1630 01:34:30,458 --> 01:34:32,501 M� simt minunat. 1631 01:34:32,585 --> 01:34:34,961 Cred c� e din cauza eclipsei. 1632 01:34:35,629 --> 01:34:38,673 Da, cu siguran��. 1633 01:34:51,107 --> 01:35:06,159 COMPLET STR�INI 1634 01:35:11,507 --> 01:35:15,759 SF�R�IT 1635 01:35:16,842 --> 01:35:21,053 Traducerea �i adaptarea Vlad (blitzard43@yahoo.com)� - 2018 1636 01:35:23,142 --> 01:35:28,053 Cinema Writers Circle Awards Nominee for Best Director - �lex de la Iglesia 2018 1637 01:35:28,102 --> 01:35:33,053 Cinema Writers Circle Awards Nominee for Best Actor - Eduard Fern�ndez 2018 1638 01:35:33,102 --> 01:35:38,053 Cinema Writers Circle Awards Nominee for Best Adapted Screenplay - Jorge Guerricaechevarr�a & �lex de la Iglesia 2018 1639 01:35:38,102 --> 01:35:43,053 Fotogramas de Plata Awards Winner for Best Movie Actress - Juana Acosta 2018 1640 01:35:43,102 --> 01:35:48,053 Fotogramas de Plata Awards Nominee for Audience Award - Best Spanish Film - �lex de la Iglesia 2018 1641 01:35:48,102 --> 01:35:53,053 The Platino Awards for Iberoamerican Cinema Nominee for Best Director - �lex de la Iglesia 2018 134702

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