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Translation: Zoey Samaras

DAHUFA - THE ELDER GUARD Recommended for 13 or older

don't rush me! Show some care for someone who's heavier!

As a dahufa

I worry the most for Prince's disapearance

Almost slipped there.

Ouch! That hurts!

Why are you hitting me? Is that really necessary?

You and the Prince are sent by the Heaven to punish me, isn't it?

Or did I owe you anything?

Tell me!

Even if I owed you, haven't I paid it back after all this time?

This is odd. In such a remote place,

the road is surprisingly well built!

Whoever built the raod here,

must have way too much time

Hello!

Jumped off from such a height...

Prince's jade...

dropped from a wall-jumping kid?

A big flying peanut?

What kind of place is this?

Theses are...

Two woodcutters

Hello!

Have you ever seen this person?

I'm looking for him.

You probably haven't seen him.

That's ok. Thank you all the same.

I wish you all the best!

Not willing to accepting my regards?

Life is so short

yet you don't cherish it

This rotting smell... feels familiar

It's like a dejavu or a dream...

In that dream,

I thought I heard birds singing and smelled the fragrance of flowers

but those were all illusions

they are nothing but spirits with fake flowers as crowns

They smiled and wiggled their heads, as if to say hello to me

I simply walked away

I really can't stand their smell

No. I really HATE their smell

Hello.

Have you ever seen this person?

Have you seen him?

Smells like over-burnt lamp oil

Why keep the lamp on during day time?

Hello! Have you seen this person?

You IDIOT!

Do you expect to survive

in such as savage place?

Irrepressable fear

Prince coming here alone

now makes me increasingly uneasy...

He's still so young

Poor kid

The old man's here

he's pretty angry about something

How about I go with you?

It may be ok to kill some peanuts

but now he's even killing the guards

This is too much!

You spend whole days fooling around here with this pervie

You'll end up being killed by him

Uncle An

What you just said

It wasn't him

Who else could it be?

Who else other than this freak?

Who else here other than him dare to kill guards?

Uncle An

that's enough

Shut up!

You two live on my dime

what have you done in return?

What are you doing?

Now this is interesting

what... what... what

what are you doing?

Are you crazy? Put the gun down!

Put it down!

Did...did I die?

Damn it! I'm dead ~

A talking dead man

Hello!

Those dead gaurds' bodies

lookes way nastier than the two outside

In addition to what you said, there were a few more deaths in the village

all killed by an unusual gun

Who could have done this?

I don't know.

but this killer is very professional

...could be probelmatic

professional...

as "professional" as the freak?

Might as well

Professional killer vs. the freak, I wonder who would win

Don't let me down.

Otherwise you may not have a job...

So much trouble just from keeping those animals

Not so easy to make some money

Do you get it?

You don't get shit.

pigs like you deserve to be slaughtered

A proper enemy

may understand you the most

Have you been searching for such an enemy for a while?

The new comer scares me

Be careful!

Why is the sun so red,

yet I still feel so cold?

I'm the Dahufa of YIWEI

but I can't find the Prince

He's either murdered

or fell down the cliff and died

After I get back,

I have nothing to offer (to the king) but my life

Will you come with me?

With all these time on the road, my friend

I can only count on you

My dear friend

Let's go

If I can't bring the Prince back alive

At least I'll bring back his body

Let's go back to the village

to look for the wall-jumping kid

and ask him where did he get the jade

strange village

Every family

lights a lamp in front of their house

Residents here

are not really humans

And they all look alike

Even if the wall-jumping kid appear right in front of me

I woudn't be able to tell

The sun rises from the east sea and sets by the west mountain

A day would pass if I'm sad

A day would pass if I'm happy

I might as well let it go

and I may find a little peace

in my heart

I'm gonna sleep...

The wall-jumping kid!

Stop!

Freeze!

Wicked!

Still asleep with this much noise?

Wall-jumping kid!

Why do you run?

Come out!

Come out!

Wanna play hide and seek ...

I'm not interested

Hide as you can

Here you are!

Come out!

Hurry up!

What you waiting for?

Now you know how good I'm!

Even if you hid behind me

I can still see you

Kid

How come you are behind me?

You are so dead.

Think you can escape me?

Run as you like

Kiddo

You done running?

Answer my question then

The owner of this jade

where is he now?

The handkerchief on your wrist belongs to him too

Where is he?

Are you stupid?

I need to take him back with me

Tell me where he is now!

There's nothing on top of that mountain

Why do you add a dot there?

This is art.

A kid like you won't understand

Prince you are awesome!

You konw so much!

Just so so.

Not so good as you think.

You are so modest, Prince!

Him painting landscape here?

As unlikely as the cock lays eggs and the cat bites dogs

John came

He's followed by another

Who is he?

He's the most annoying fatty in the world.

I won't come back with you!

I have so many younger brother,

Why pick me?

I don't want to be the king

I just want my freedom

and art, do you understand?

He (the king) doesn't let me paint women

Can't I even paint landscape here?

Why bother me now?

Everyone has a place that suits them the best

Others may like that throne but I don't

Wouldn't it be better to offer the throne to someone else?

I've said this so many times

Fatty you've heard so many times

Why do you follow me like a f**king fly?

Following you is my only job

Can't talk any sense to you!

Red egg

Why don't

you let Prince stay here for now

It's a dangerous trip back

what if... Dahufa: I guess I'll have to confess then

The king said

If you are willing to combe back

I'm not willing

Then he'll allow you to paint the handmaidens of the west palace

You heard me right

Exactly as you thought

Why didn't you say so before?

The king had asked me

not to say those

if you are willing to come with me on the first ask

The old sneaky fox!

well

at least that's some good news

I appreciate your work

Let's go back now!!

Prince

You promised that you'll stay until end of the fall

Ming, that's because I was worried of troubles

This fatty here is very good

I will be fine

After I'm gone,

you and John need to take care of yourselves

Especially John

I don't really understand your world

Be careful!

You dropped something

John

you dropped something

Ok! I gotta go!

I'll leave this landscape painting to Ming

You'll understand

how brilliant this painting is

when you grow up

I don't really like the peanut people here.

except for John

Those peanuts are either sluggish

or blood thirsting

fighting and killing all the time

There was one time someone's hand dropped right in front of me

It was so disgusting I lost my appetite for half a month

I've

seen this before

and then?

then?

and then I was snatched away

As usual!

Can we not fight and kill again?

Can we be more civilized?

What "As usual"?

Just say find somewhere to hide

Here looks good enough

Hope I'll have better luck this time

I wouldn't be able to survive last time with Ming

Now I have the fatty with me

Everytime when we act "As usual"

I can't help but think

that I, a grown man,

would need the protection of a fatty

Oh man...

To be honest... this pair of hands

obviously wans't made to fight

Come here! Come here!

Right here!

How would a big man like me

have such a pair of delicate hands

Very odd, very odd

Just one?

Damn it. That's where the Prince is.

How come I never ntoiced it before?

This is a piar of hands created for an artist

Didn't I tell you?

Why does it always have to end like this?

They are not humans

pretending to be humans

gives me creeps

Are you taking those back as souvenirs?

Holy crap!

Even the eyes are fake.

Prince! Prince!

Ming

What are you doing here?

Don't you know how dangerous it is here?

Bad news!

John

John was taken away

Would they kill him?

What happened?

Did they find the ghost mushroom on John?

No

But they won't allow a peanut to be like him

Like him? Like him how?

Does he have to live like a dead man?

This god damn place!

If anything happens to John

I swear I'll destroy this place

I saw them heading that way

Help me rescuing John

and I promise to not leave the palace for a year

How many times have you promised me?

Don't you think that I mean it this time?

True.

Two years without leaving.

A year and half.

Deal.

What are ghost mushrooms?

A contagious disease among the peanuts

All those with the ghost mushrooms

were executed.

I've seen that

Poor things.

Is this the nest of the ant-monkeys?

Even bigger than the palace of the YIWEI Kindom!

How many years does it take to build something like this?

These many ant-monkeys can last the peanuts ten thousand years.

John almost fell down the cliff

I pulled him back

Then he would bring me fruits from time to time

He's different from the other peanuts

Not as sluggish as them

nor as violent

I was lucky to meet him

and later to meet Ming as well

Ming saved me from the executors

Hurry up! The entrance is right ahead.

They must be there.

Prince! Prince!

Damn it! God f**king damn it!

That really hurts!

I'm sorry that I crushed you!

Wake up!

I'm pain...

... and pain is me

Prince! Prince!

That f**king fatty

Where are you?

Prince!

Dumb ass! Stop crying!

No... perhaps you should cry

Better you take care of them than me

Prince!!

Fatty!! Help!!

Come quick! I'm here!

Help!!!

Where?

Where?

One more time!

Help!!

Not here!

Is it here?

I heard you!

One more time!

We went through the wrong tunnel

we are probably hundreds of miles away from the Prince now

There's one path we cannot choose

that is the path to give up

There's one path that we cannot pass

that is the path to grow

All my ancesters above,

Maomao

swear to continue the family business and make it prosperous

Maomao's dream

will come true!!

What dream?

Are you asking for Maomao's dream?

Aren't you Maomao?

Yep!

Never mind...

Have you ever seen this person?

Very likely kidnapped

Have you?

You were just asking for Maomao's dream

Why do you now all of a sudden search for some random person?

In your eyes

is someone's dream so cheap??

I didn't say that

It's just that now I remembered

This is more urgent

well then... what is Maomao's dream?

one?

knife?

one- knife?

strike?

heart?

My god!

You are the smartest person I've ever met!

Yes! Maomao's dream is

to become most skilled with knife

One cut to obtain a human's heart!

After that, no one will every doubt

that me, Pao Mao, is the true descendent of the Pao family [The idiom Pao Ding Jie Niu describes a cook who is every experienced in dismembering the carcass of the ox, the cook's last name is Pao.]

I will NOT let my ancestors down!

Chase my dream!

Yeah! Maomao!

Thanks! Thanks for all the hard work!

Good-bye! Safe travels!

Why do they send those bodies here

to be cut into peices?

bodies will rot if you let them

after that nothing's left

They are sent here for me to practice with

is kind of like recycling

Thank you Master Ji An!!!

Thank you!!

Thank you for giving me such as great job!

right! my job!

Gotta start wroking!

Nice!

What is this?

Those black stones grow out of their brains

This is what Master Ji An wants!

They are the strangest people I've ever met

People?

Why do you call Master Ji An's pigs "people"??

They think themselves are "people"

and you think they are "people" too

Are you as stupid as they are??

You are too funny!!

Have you seen?

No.

Leaving so soon?

Don't you want to chat a bit more about dreams?

Your dream is so violent

I'm afraid the day your dream comes true

will also be your last day

Eyes everywhere

Those who did bad things

likes to hide in places like this

they think that they won't be found

Just like I thought

no one would know that I'm here

but I still have the feeling that something is spying on me

not those...

then what could it be?

Red egg!

Here you are!

Great!

Hurry! The prince was kidnapped and I know where he is.

Please come with me!

He's not far away.

Never mind that weirdo!

Let's go! Now!

This is great!

We may still be able to save the prince!

This is the hidden tunnel for escaping from Zui Shi Yuan (The Drunken Stone Garden)

That old man is most scared of death

Old man?

Ou Yang Ji An

Didn't you see?

all the posters around here?

The old man on the posters is him.

Pretending to be a god all the time.

makes me sick...

This idiot

What is he doing here?

Son of a b****

Is he chewing sugarcane??

Looks like it!

Stop there!

Stay away from me

Compared to the fatty, you are actually more like a fly

Fatty

You stop there too!

Excellent!

Drop your weapon and then leave

Listen to your Prince!

Drop your weapon and go!

What have I done in my last incarnation...

What the heck are you talking about!!?

Get the hell up from that f**king chair and come with me

I told you to drop your weapon!!

and you rambling on about your last incarnation...

Are you insane??

You know how much this

black steel mace means to me

Don't you want to get out of here alive?

I've been alive and well and don't you tell me how things can be dangerous

Prince: Dangerous dangerous... Dahufa: How dare you say that!

Dahufa: All those times I risked my life to save you... Prince: Stop babbling on

Dahufa: Did I save an ungrateful git?? Prince: I think you are most dangerous!!

Dahufa: What did I owe you in my last incarnation??? Prince: Following me around everyday with that weapon of yours

Dahufa: Just tell me!! Spill it all out! Prince: You are actually the most dangerous thing around me!

Dahufa: Fine! I don't care what you say about me! Prince: Well then prove your loyalty to me!!

Drop the weapon you f**king fatty!

Happy now??

What are your angry about?

You want to throw things, huh?

I can do it too!

You son-of-a-b****!!

What are you doing?

Are you eating your words?

You bastards!!

Don't come over fatty!!

Watch out! They are on both sides!!

My black steel mace

I feel so insecure without my mace

He saw us

Don't you think he's

like a ghost who walked step by step

back from hell?

Kill anything he sees.

Kill anything he hates

along with what he fears

He moves closer

and aim at us

the bullet would fly through the wooden board above us

and straight to my backbone

I would fall on top of you

like a damn corpse

Idiot

That was just my imagination!

Don't read too much into it.

If I follow the same route back

I'll definitely be killed

There are couple of caves over there

I wonder to where they will lead

What is that on your wrist?

Who gave that to you?

A friend

What did I tell you?

What kind of consequences will there be

if you go out and talk to others?

I didn't talk to others

Then why do they give you this?

He said we all look the same

He can tell me apart if I wear this

Why are you so stupid?

so damn stupid?

Never listens to my advice

Have you ever thought about

my feeling when the day comes that

they take your corpse away

and chop you into pieces?

You know nothing about how evil they can be

one day you'll get yourself killed without knowing why

He's not like the others

He saved my life, do you know?

You think you know more than I do?

They have hearts like snakes' fangs

Everyone is as stupid as you are

treat them as family

once they give you a taste of kindness

Do you know what they are doing here?

Do you know why the black peanut in the sky is calling more and more often?

They will get rid of us all soon

Yin Po: Do you know?? John: I do want to know!

Why don't you tell me anything?

Tell me what we are

Tell me what I am

I won't live long anyways

Why can't you leave me alone?

What do you mean?

I got them too

I have some more on other parts of my body

They are growing more everyday

Yin Po

I'm scared

I'm scared

They all died this way

Where will I be after I die?

What does it look like there?

It's gonna be ok

You won't die

What should I do??

Tell me

Although I don't want you to know this

I thought that would be safer for you...

Follow me

Those who live down here don't know of the village outside

They were borned in the caves

live in the caves

die in the caves

So ignorant that it makes me sad

This is where the lamp oil is made

"Heaven Oil" my ass

All lies made up by that old man

Those things were burned

all day long

burned till her face is covered with tears

She cried more and more often

Yin Po, who is "She"?

She is our mother!

Did you see the big black peanut on the sky?

The oil here traps our mother inside

And it traps us here

As long as there're no troubles

May it always be so peaceful

I hope that we won't have any troubles

Ji An: when we harvest. Yin Po: Odd

Why does the old man come here today?

God Ji An!

What god!

This way!

Come on!

What's wrong with them?

Why are they locked in cages?

Those that don't move

Are they dead?

Everything here

tortures me every single day

And the fake eyes

fake mouths

They all say it's not comfortable to wear them

Why do they still put them on?

Simply becuase others are wearing them?

but if I don't

They will all laugh at me!

Exactly

that's exactly how we are a living joke

What are these?

Yin Po?

What are these?

Fake cocoons.

They are the "next us".

"Next us"...

what does it mean?

And what you said about

Very soon we will all be gotten rid of?

What does that mean?

Follow me.

Go right ahead and you'll get your answers

I'm cold.

You are simply afraid of the truth.

More than half of the fake cocoons

won't last until molting

Even if they survive after molting, then what?

They become us

It's better to just die when they were young

This is the nursery room

Go and check out those fake feutus submerged in the potion

Go and see for yourself

how the so-called life starts in the beginning

Making us evil

and stupid

this is what happens here

There were so many times I want to tell you the truth

but I don't want you to suffer, knowing the truth

Ant-monkeys...

We are the ant-monkeys...

How could we be things like this?

And we eat them...

Are we eating ourselves?

Is that why you always told me to not eat the ant-monkeys?

but I never listend to you

This is not your fault.

After molting,

we were completed re-constructed

Including our mind

and our body

They feed us

until we have the ghost mushrooms

and then they take the black stone

out from our brains

What is that?

I don't know.

The ghost mushrooms

is what the old man made up to scare us

You will be find.

Didn't they say

this is a deathly virus?

This won't kill you at all.

They just leaves some scars on you

Yin Po

The ghost mushrooms

Is the signal that we are mature

the virus is just an excuse to slaughter us

The harvest season is approaching

If we need to survive this season

then they must die

What if I don't die?

then who will die?

You lot

even learned how to talk like humans

I was wondering why this carzy old bat

offered to do this job what's meant for men

it's all for this

Yin Po: There is a wooden bridge outside of the back door, Ji An: You ungrateful things!

If you jump off the bridge, you won't die

Go!

Wanna escape?

Catch him!

Wait!

Bring me instead!

The kid is not yet matured

Wouldn't it be a waste to kill him?

Waste?

I'll kill him as an example for others

Catch them all!

Do you know what you are doing?

We are on the same side!

The way you look at me really annoys me

There's no appreciation in your eyes

but full of jealousy

Someone like you look at my face in such as weird way

I wouldn't be surprised that you are jealous

but face is not something

that you can acquire by staring

Even if you trap me here for your whole life

staring at me for your whole ife

Just like you can't change a cake's shape after it's out of the oven

you can't change your face

In this crisom atmosphere

I have a feeling that I may be sexually attacked

Where is that damn fatty?

He must have been still holding grudges

Ming

Why do I have a feeling that Ming will come rescue me?

Prince!

You are here after all!

M... Ming!

You really came!

I'm so shocked!

He said that you are caught

He's lying

Why does he lie to you?

I want to know if more than you do!

No matter what they want to do

I just hope that idiot will be able to leave this place alive

The lamp rod is too soft

Find more of them

maybe we can make do with them

What happend to your hand just now?

How did you break it?

I wish someone can tell me

Why I can do this?

Having a power that scares even myself

What does it want to do?

Or what do I want to do?

I have lost my patience for this unfriendly place

They so foolishly

attempt to run away with the ghost mushrooms on them

They will all end up dying no matter what

but they want to spread the disease before they die

They are obviously sent from Hell!

Now we send them back to where they came

Never show mercy to those guys

Send them back to Hell!

The gun shots of execution

Over there!

You all need to be careful!

The ghost mushrooms are seen more and more often

We are under a serious crisis

We must unite together, to control the spreading of the disease

Once we discover a carrier

they must be illiminated

This is for the greater good

You pigs

What are you doing??

What are you doing?

I asked for smoke underneath me

Why did you make smoke everywhere?

Are you smoking bacon here?

How come you are so stupid?

Go and bring me that crazy old women!

This is the first time that

I've seen a god who's choked by smoke

Now

There's another one possessed by the virus mouth ghost

She now even talks

This will spread the virus mouth to everyone

which is a thousand times more terrifying than the ghost mushrooms

Rotting

The rotting will start from the mounth and spread to the rest of the body

It's her!

Dare to talk with the devil's tongue!

Bullshit!

You are our disease.

You are the virus god sent by the devil!

How dare you!

How dare you blaspheme a god!

Only blasphemy?

I'm cursing you every day

Shut up!

Today I'll kill her as an example for you all!

If you all want to live a peaceful life

we must send the virus ghost away!

Are they going to kill Yin Po?

I thought

One day I'll be able to reveal the lies

and return to reality with everyone

but no matter how hard I try it's still not working

Mother

I failed

Humans are humans

ants are ants

They all have their own fate

Only way to be happy is to be content with your fate

Yin Po

Leave here!

What happened?

Assassins!

Help! Assassins!

Someone's trying to kill a god!

Yin Po!

John!

Take care of yourselves.

I'm gonna go after that god.

Yin Po, let's go!

Stop fanning!

It's too smoky!

Where's that old man?

Where did he go?

A sceret tunnel.

The old god droped his beard

That guy

is now heading over here in broad day light

I have arranged someone to stop him

I know that I can not acount on that freak

No.

that useless thing.

You saved my life

I thought that I can follow you

and pay my debt with my life

But now you are leaving

I then have no where I want to go

Kill me

Where is this place?

One of them is grandpa's grandpa

The other is grandpa's grandpa's grandpa

Master Ji An is actually my grandpa

They all look like a toad

I'm not gonna be like them when I grow old

There it is!

What is it?

The premium black stones

Black stones?

It was written on that book

The fruit of fear and hatred

extremely poisonous

hullucination-inducing

Why do you show me this?

Where is John?

We must hurry up to save him!

Please give up John!

They are just chickens and dogs kept by my grandpa.

We are approaching the harvest season for the black stone.

They won't survive to the end of fall

This way!

Why are you so stupid

It is not hopeless until you give up

This is a hopeless place

Everyone lives in the illusion built up by fear

Stupid and disgusting

Don't even bother dragging us away

Wouldn't it be more convenient to kill us right here?

You will join us very soon anyways

You said

we are on the same side?

Please tell me more about us

That will be my pleasure!

The black peanut in the sky

Is that our ant-queen?

Yes

Our mother

She must be proud of you right now

I've heard of a story

once upon a time

someone throw a black poisonous stone into a well

Everyone in the village turned into ghosts

Their eyes are filled with fear

Their mounths are filled with fangs like sprouting bamboos

They bite each other to pieces

body parts everywhere

That black stone

turned the village into a living hell

This is a terrifying story

Let me pretend to be a god to feel a bit more courageous

Now I do feel better

Let's begin!

The rod is not as good as my mace

Good thing that I had more

Hopefully they can last me till the end

Soft as a tofu

You dropped your weapon

Now how do you plan to fight?

Where did you go just now?

Useless.

Watch out-don't be squashed by leaves.

Coward.

Idiot! You crazy? Trying to be heroic?

I really hate those who shoot you from the dark.

Ouch!

I hate the tunnels!

No...

Do I have to leave through another tunnel?

What if it is a shit hole on the other end?

Those people are so familiar with the tunnels

Do you think they will

be waiting for us on the other side?

Then we are done!

Why would I scare myself here?

They won't really be that smart!

Now great!

The last one is gone.

Where did they put my black steel mace?

We are not humans.

We are ant-monkeys.

Now all the ant-monkeys should take off their fake eyes.

Do it!

How many more like him?

We are still searching.

They probably are half done.

Stop being nosy here.

Go and do something useful!

What are useful things?

Are we going to become ant-monkeys?

We are ant-monekys.

Then what do we eat from now on?

Yin Po

No matter how much you hate humans

he saved my life

Now that he's caught in danger

becuase of me

I need to go find him

This is the most important thing.

This year will be a good harvest year

In the fall

I hope to see something better

than these shitty ones

Master Ji An, we definitely will have a good harvest!

This is weird!

Why they haven't send over any bodies today?

They won't today.

I'll be so bored with no bodies!

You won't be bored when the fall comes

All the peanuts will die

Maybe I should send someoen to help you then

No Master Ji An!

I can handle it by myself!

I'm just concerned that you'll work yourself too hard

Not hard at all! Other than working hard

I don't know how I can repay your kindness, Master Ji An!

Fine, fine.

Then

you can practice your carving skills as much as you like

And you'll realize your dream sooner

Yes, I won't lose face for my ancestors

Master Ji An

Thank you!! Please accept my kowtow!

Thank you for giving me the oppurtunity to realize my dream

Making everyday of my day here very happy.

I will not definitely repay your kindness

by tens of thousands in the future!

No need to repay anything!

Ming, what are you doing?

Prince, please wait till end of fall.

By then

We will harvest all the black stones for this year!

Then you can take with you all of the black stones with you!

Fool!

What do I need the stones for?

Prince you are the future king.

The black stones are useless to a prince,

but very useful to the king who rules the kingdom

Especially useful in military

for its poisonous property

Even if Prince you don't want to use it

had it ever fallen into the hands of our enemy kindoms,

it would lead to endless disasters!

I don't even want to touch such a evil thing!

Prince you are a kind man

It would be beneficial to have someone loyal to you

close by after you become a king

Ou Yang Ming wants to be that person

If we take all the black stones with us

Wait till the day when you become the king

I will become a man too

I swear that I will do my very best

Ming: advising you in ruling the country. Prince: You are insane!

The poor kid

Going crazy at such a young age

I'm not crazy

My poor prince

You are only surprised because

it's a kid who said this

That actually does make a lot of sense

I don't know what to say

Prince!

You just wait for me here

I'll go and fetch that old mans' book

which recorded a comlete guidance of how to grow the black stones

Illusion, I must have been having illusions.

Fatty's mace

Holy shit

Did Ming arrange this whole thing??

Don't be afraid... don't be afraid

Dress up to be scary

They are all scared of me

Don't be afraid... don't be afraid...

Scare you... scare me... scare him...

Everyone is so scared...

Lalala....

Don't be afraid... don't be afraid

Everyone is so sc....scared

Who's hiding there?

Ming!!

They saw me

They won't be scared of me

How about I'm scared of you

Where are my eyes?

I need to put my eyes on

I'm having a headache now

Where's fatty?

Where's John?

Where did they all go?

Much better now.

Now put my clothes on

Eggie! Where's the prince?

The scary thing went away

I must have been possessed by the god of disaster

Trouble follows me everywhere

might as well not become the king

otherwise I may destroy the kingdom

There have been a few outlanders around these days

Caused a lot of troubles here

Whoever dare to make trouble

I'll kill them

Very good

Hello!

I want to inquire about a person

Have you seen a little fatty in red?

In another word, he looks like a red melon

John:Prince... Maomao: Red melon!

No red melons

but I have green ones

I said someone who looks like melons

it's a human

Don't you understand?

I'm just joking

what are you doing?

Excuse me, have you seen this person?

It's YOU!

Ah... no no

It's the red melon

You are excactly right!

That funny

RED MELON

Where is he?

Alright, outlander

What are you here for exactly?

This must be Master Ou Yang Ji An!

You look just like your grandpa and your grandpa's grandpa

What?

Did you rob our house?

Rob your house?

You are blaming the innocent!

Rubbish

You sneaking around other people's house

Trespassing into my private property without notice

I will put your head on a spike as an example for others

RUDE!

You?

Pao Mao

If you are smart enough

Skedaddle right now!

No.

Easy to come as they like

Not that easy to leave

Are you insane old man?

What do you want to do?

Aren't we clear enought?

Prince!

Prince!

John!

Prince

I'm relieved that you are safe

You silly kid

I'm relieved that YOU are safe!

I've been searching for you for a while

You took your fake eyes off

and learned to talk!

This is great!

What's going on?

Why does the pig talk?

This is because the virus devil has possessed the town

Kill them both!

Are you crazy? Granps?

I have done nothing wrong to you

You have done nothing wrong

I spent all that I have here, waiting to double the fortune

If I don't be careful

what's waiting for me will be loss of everything

Our family has been rich and prosperous for many generations

Those idiots

how dare them to think that we will lose it all on my watch

I'll let them take their own words back eventually!

Don't fantasizing about leaving here alive

This place is a secret

The fewer knows it the better

Why does that thing know how to talk?

Aren't they pigs??

Why do they talk just like humans?

I've dissected so many of them

what have I been dissecting?

Weak as a worm

Talking about your dreams all day long

Are those all bullshit?

Descendent of the Pao?

Carve out human's heart in one cut?

Have I been hearing it all wrong?

You were talking about carving out pig's heart right?

No

I did not lie to you

I am descendent of the Pao

I will acquire the best carving skills

carving out a man's heart with one cut

Let me practice first

with the two of you

One...two...three

four...five...six

seven...eight...nine

ten...and

eleven

Eleven broken ribs

I haven't had so much pain in a long time

The feeling of being alive

It feels good!

Do you really mean it?

Are you a kid or something?

Believing in every word he says

You'll lose your own life for murdering

One carve for a human's heart

...human...

I will have to kill a human sooner or later

All you want is to practice your carving skills

Why can't you kill chickens, pigs or cows?

Why do you have to kill humans?

Can't you find a way to work it around?

No!

I have to kill a human

Only then you will be scared of me

Then no one will dare to bully me

or to belittle me!

It is you who belittle yourself

Shut up!

Those who talks the most

dies the first

You said one carve

One more carve and you are cheating

Stop it! Please stop it!

God Ji An! Please ask them to stop.

Hurry up and leave!

When my people come

You won't be able to leave

What noise are you making?

I don't understand what a pig is saying

They have all taken off their fake eyes

They all started to talk

And they were all talking about killing you

You pig, shut up!

I created you all

I'm your god

Stop fantasizing about altering your fate

You are pigs

And will always be pigs

Kill them!

These people will ruin this place

and you will lose your job

That's right

Damn you!

Hurry hurry! Ouch! Ouch!

Stop babbling, of course I'm trying to hurt you!

Get off!

Prince! Are you ok?

This is crazy! They really want to kill me!

Why did you push me?

Because we are friends.

He's so weak and small

You'll lose your face if you bully him

I'm not dead yet

Are you afraid of me now?

You are very sick.

Can't tell the difference between humans and pigs

Let me help you

The rope is about to break

Give me your hand

Why do you run away?

Not even a thank you after I saved your life?

Who are you?

Stop making noise belly!

Are these for me?

Now that's more like it.

Wear this

then I can tell you apart

You are here so often

Is it becuase you want to see the world outside?

Are you stupid or something?

What are you staring at?

There's one left.

Useless!

Are you done vomitting?

I'm puking my guts out

I'm gonna kill you! Kill you!

Strangle you! Strangle you to death!

I'm going to kill you!

I'm gonna kil-

I'm gonna-

That's a pig.

Don't you understand?

I'm gonna kill you

You had it opposite.

Meat on the board

Now the world will finally be peaceful

Right

Can't let that go to waste

Why is it not black?

Shen Feng, Bu Lang, Ling Xu, Shen Zang (acupuncture points)

Probably through Tian Chi is the best

First time killing a human

I don't want to do it in a rush

Devils after all

Here comes another one

It has been a long time since I last saw you

So many words to say

yet I can bring myself to say it

The person on the board, is he dead?

No.

About to carve

Leave now

You may have a chance to live

I didn't expect such as melon like you can be annoying too

Anyone who's giving Master Ji An troubles has to die

You better follow my advice

Look at me now

Do you think this is joking?

No. I'm just curious

if I kill him

what can you fatty melon do to me?

No need to rush

You'll be the next

Anything that's stopping me from chasing my dream

has to be eliminated

Mao mao

I have faith in you!

Can you still move, poor thing?

You finally came... stinky fly

Next time, come faster

Don't lose me for so long

What you said

makes me very uncomfortable

Look at me now

Do you think I'm joking?

Do me a favor

Kill them

What died can't come back to life

Are you sure you want to do this?

Kill them

I thought that I can achieve my dream

I thought I can do it

do I have to wait till next life?

No. I can still do it now.

You can now finally carve out a human's heart with one cut

Thank you!

Did you see it?

Carve out one's heart with one cut

I'm the true descendent of the Pao

I wouldn't let down my an....

Can't count on this simpleton in the end

The old man's escaping

I broke 11 ribs

I'm afriad when I catch up with him

Dahufa: I will be dead too Prince: Go get him

And kill him

You are so kind to me

Are you not going to stop until I'm dead?

I escaped several times

surprised you didn't I?

I hate it most when someone shoot my butt

And you got me on my butt on the first shot

We don't even know each other

Why do you haunt me like a ghost

and wouldn't let me go?

You are getting paid by me so do my biddings

I call the shots here

You can ask me those stupid questions

F**king freak

Turned up at the right time

Kill him!

You'll be very well compensated afterwards

I've had enough

Send him to hell now!

Shoot him!

Kill him!

Shoot him! What are you waiting for?

Are you being stupid now?

Do you want my money any more?

You fool!

Are you killing for the sake of killing?

You must be just like me

Living with the burden of a secret

Your eyes are telling me everything

What kind of experience

can create such hatred and fear?

And then kill to bury all these feelings?

Do you have the gut to ask yourself, where are you going?

Trying to find your destination with the fear on your mind

Is that destination your own ending?

Can you hear me?

Can you still hear me?

Are you brave enough to face your fear??

Mom

It's going to rain...

Prince!

When can we leave?

It's so boring here

What are you going to do with the kid?

Pei Ding [Pei Ding is a fictional place mentioned in the 2010 movie Mee's Forest by the same director BU SI FAN]

That will do

That may be the only place

to tame such a hopeless kid

John

The peanuts

What are they?

Ever since the generation of your grandpa's grandpa

I've been the Dahufa of the YIWEI Kingdom

Such a freak like me

What am I?

Answering my question with something irrelevant

So annoying

And?

What are you?

What are humans?

I promised you

that I will bring you to see the world

John

Let's go